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has anyone tried clanking out a debufferthey're easy to make but it would be really funny if you can, in fact get a 1200 wit debuffer with all the skills
Tachyon LOVE
ayo where da white wimin at
Digitan LOVE
>>575740020>>575656668 This one comes to mind
is "i wanna win with you" even a good skill?
>>575740108
>>575740069Foursome with all of them
>>575740117right here
dirters are the best
>>575740020You see them in rooms sometimesEasier to complete chains on your own, but you get more random white hints from auto>>575740239Yes, scalings for it cap out pretty low, at like 2 or 3 G1 wins or something, so long as you win your career goals it should get full effect>>575740257Tacuteyon
>>575739942Ass Wonder
Flat uma love...?
>>575740224oh yeah, I'm thinking based
>>575740239It's what oshi gamers say and like everything they do is pure cope
>>575740239>"i wanna win with you"but who is "you"?
>>575739717Nope, too early. You can always use this great chart as a reference.
>>575740351Why is she pointing at the hospital?
>>575740239isn't the duration 1.2sec
bourbon and creek chains didnt finish imma kms
>>575740265anon?>>575740393true
fukukitaru is ready for the cm!
>>575740504 (me)I'm dumb and don't know how I mixed up "early" with late.
>>575740607hot
>>575740607Maybe I like brown women....
wahey
why does seiun have slutty painted toenails in her new alt, not even a footfag but i can't look without getting a boner
>>575739942Bed breaking sex with American umas! (She might be a little heavier after marriage)
calling all jiggershttps://jiggie.fun/mfM87Z>https://jiggie.fun/mfM87Zhttps://jiggie.fun/mfM87Z>https://jiggie.fun/mfM87Zhttps://jiggie.fun/mfM87Z
>>575740607Jet-Black Emperor...
>>575740607Dirty
>>575740607Krissmaxxing
>>575740239ALWAYSI WANNA WIN WITH YOUAND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YO|U
>>575739942
>>575740528That's a love hotel
You!
>>575740923Everytime I see that anti-footfag copypasta I think of VF so he must be very happy now
>>575740047That is my wife.
what did she mean by this?
I want Shichi to sit on my face
>>575740761HOW DOES THIS HELP YOU WIN A RACE YOU STUPID SACK OF TROTTING GLUE!? GET UP AND RUN!
How usable is a 3LB Light Hello? Should I crystal it?
>>575740607yup I'll be rolling on Kriss now
>>575741949She is usable even at Lb1Don't crystal
>>575741949she's useable if you have her at all. At lb2 you're likely enjoying everything she has to offer
>>575741920I liked medicated tachy
What horse do you want umafied as a newuma next month (half-anni)?
>>575742134nice thanks, mine is 3LB wasn't sure if I should go for MLB or not
>>575742183Air Jihad
>>575740847Bot faggot
adopt her
>>575742183ovr HERO
>>575738056yes, actually
>>575733370Requesting permission to reroll or atleast three SSRs for my deckTurf A is a nerf
>>575742306You replying to a harmless ritual poster makes you seem like a massive loser idk.
>>575742332I bet she doesn't even shave her armpitsno thank you
I don't understand why they let Turbo push the steamcar by herself. Teio is just standing there watching, why doesn't she help
>>575742134holy fucking shit, an anon actually telling the truth about Light Hello>she's usable if you have her at all not>2lb or you're brickedor>1lb or you're bricked
Was busy gooning during pakalive what did I miss
>>575742251hmmmmmmYasuda Kinen and Mile Championship winner?Sure, you are getting Maurice
>>575742492>>575742332This has convinced me to adopt the french-uman
>>575740239ALWAYSI WANT TO WIN WITH YOU
>>575740607i'm quite fond of certain Umas' VAs
>>575742742wish that was me
>>575733370GODDAMNIT
I desire Fusaichi Pandora carnally like I never did before today. I never realized she is pure sex.
Does debuff nature pick a gold from another distance to pick via 564, or can one of her golds proc twice?
dozo
>>575742183its way too soon but i hope lovcen gets in eventually (after his triple crown ofc)
>>575742898her golds cant proc twice, you are basically gambling that 564 will hit the 1/3
>>575742381granted
>>575742947Nyo!
>>575741703>hint, hint WHOOOORE
why all the 3dpostingdid I miss a live event AGAINfuck my fat salaryman chungus life
>>575743110
>>575743035Christ.
Raisu would do this
is friendship bonus the only concert stat that does fucking anything?
Fellas I'm kinda not having any fun playing the new scenario. It's taking me a while to motivate myself to update my TT roster.
>>575742183Admire Japan or Daiwa Major
>>575743186There was a pakaliveThey revealed swimsuit alts for Bright and Seiun SkyAlso support cards for Kiseki, Almond Eye, and Pandora
>>575743530you only update sprints and miles and dirts in GLyou might even get by just continuing doing your shit on nunity
15 days remain.
>>575743656Sky doesn't already have a swimsuit alt or card?I've jerked it to Seiun swimsuit fanart at least five times
>>575743436i need to pat Rice's head and stroke those wonderful hairs of her.
auto is equally wack as it is fun to see the results
FALCO LOST THE JUNIOR G1 YET AGAIN...WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS CHARACTER, EVEN URARA HAS NO PROBLEMS WINNING THIS THING.
>>575742495Better as a motivator.
>>575743729Yeah I've only been working on those. Considering I dont get any more sp from GL than in Aoharu 2 I might just do that scenario instead of mediums and longs....CM also sucks and auto is comfy so that may be impacting the fatigue. I've heard GM will be shit too but at least I plan on adding to some new umas to my roster then, so I'll have that.
>>575743790NopersThey made it equal parts lewd and boy
>do opera career>two of her events are about scrounging for sponsors or literally wishing for your money>her NY alt has an event that reveals her mom works at a grocery storewtf? opera is a poorfag?
>>575742898You only have murmur on nature so it's guaranteed to always proc with 567
>>575744024i asked my ex gf to wear thighband pantyhose once and she said they werent real and were just something invented by perverted hentai guys...
>>575744197That's not the question. Golds on cooldown will not proc twice via 564
TT HELPDo you buy inherited uniques? Is it worth for TT points?
I could use more anons opinions, should I use my 1.5 ticket to:>MLB Creek and save>0LB Maru and roll 200 on the Creek/CB banner
>>575744157Yes, that's one of the real life references.
>>575744338I feel like I've seen this post before
>>575740239point dump if you don't have anything better
Toreina-san, do you think love can bloom anywhere? Even on a racetrack?
>>575744338I already read something like this...and i know it's bullshit.
>>575744440They're usually too expensive to be worth it, unless they're mandatory for your style to win with like angling. Then you just have to take them
>>575744498Tell me morewas the jockey a poorfag
>>575742183The horse that cucked Croix out of the spring triple crown
>>575744478just use it on creek
Assuming I'm not a shitter, is every umadolm@ster run going to give me 5 "great concert"s for the missions, or 4?
Hey lads, i have a question for all the people LOOOOPing ...am I doing something wrong? The very first step is making a great grandparent with a bunch of ideal whites right? I feel like ive still yet to do that, im stuck on step 1. Do I compromise and accept missing one thing like racing stam? Any time in the past when I posted GPs all the replies implied it was super awful so I just kept at it. (Pic is a small example since I deleted like 70% of them)I guess I just want a sanity check, how far are you guys along in the looping process? Should I have made a GP by now?
>>575744478MLB creek and save for sure.
Are we rolling for this millennial countrygirl uma in a week?
>>575744910She's insanely cool
>>575733370Good thing I didn't get the card!!
>>575744946Start with some borrows to make the process easier
>>575744680No, the horse came from a very humble farm and bought for cheap.
>>575744946I'm working on a grandparent with good whites in addition to the blue/pink.Parent making is as sweaty as you want it to be. You determine how many important whites is good enough for you.
>>575744660
>>575742183Skibidi Rizz
unity or GL for a debuffer?it's unity, right?
>>575744946The greedier you are with whites the exponentially longer your grind will be. Finding an amazing borrow will speed up your progress at any point in the process if you score a good child with them.
>>575745172The one with the higher wit cap, yeah
>>575745172What makes you think that?
>>575744693Can't wait for Girls Legend U 2026 MAD to see the special effects the guy will put on that race
>>575744910
>>575744963Does she work as a front runner?
>>575744963Willikers, y'can bet yer bottom dollar
>>575744946You should probably start small, like looping only 3 skills for nowAfter you get those on your GGGP and GGP for a lineage with 3 skills that you want, you want to make a GP that also has those 3 skills (ideally) with good blue/pink sparks. Then you do the same for the parent
>>575744963I hope I get spooked by her, but I wont roll on her banner, no
I'm not a footfag but...
>>575744946I'm in the URA mines because I can't get a bunch of good Racing Spirit sparks without preserving my Ignite Spirit aparks from Unity to save my life.
Seiun Sky is a girl (musume) (sex)
>>575745172GL but it's random as fuck, you can get an entire set of debuffs in one run and then nothing in the next one.
>>575742183Justaway
>>575743186sex
are you fucking kidding meI ALREADY HAVE THIS ALTI GOT SPOOKED BY IT LAST MONTH!
Anyone else worried that we’re going to switch to 50/50 after the positive reception that BA got for getting rid of pity and going 50/50.
>>575745745>positive
>>575745745the japanese are too stubborn to use a chinese invention
>>575744478what's your carat stash right now?
I love Rice
>>575745745>PositiveAre you retarded
>>575745328Interesting unique but fronts tend to be either first or last so it would probably be played like a Seiun Sky main, you'd have to win the front battle without a unique. Pace is probably more consistent unless it's a really front loaded lobby.
>>575745575Sex with this boy (girl [musume] [sex])
>>575740607I don't even like Kris s, but holy based, this VA is great at selling her.
why does /uma/ love falling for bait everytime I visit
>>575744910Let her out of NPC jail! I need her sublime voice ass soon as possible.
Just how significant is the inbreeding penalty? My pair has double circles but Pasa and Falco are on both sides
>>575745745Wasn't that change only bad for their double limited banners?
>>575745745>positivelol
>>575746146They only get big name VAs for NPCs man
>>575746162the only issue is when your trainee appears as a GP, other than that breed away iirc
>>575745953Rice owns me a glovejob
>>575743436I want to scratch Laisu behind her ears and tell her everything is going to be alright.
>>575746162Grandparent mirrors don't matter, only if an uma is their own grandparent. Avoid that.
>>575746162The only thing that really hurts your affinity is selfcest. It's not that bad nowadays because of affinity from unique G1 and shared wins
>>575744946First step of looping is playing on ura, get the ura skills of your choice. Racist MOOD and Racist STAMINA are good ones, but the meek gold is good too. Maybe if you play with Sweepy you can get restraint on the spark, but this is advanced knowledge.After you get an uma with these ura skills in the sparks, doesn't matter the blues and pinks, you borrow one uma full of white skills on the representative uma, like, the parent, the grandparent having the skills is fine, but it's important the parent has all the white skills. Again, the blues and pink sparks don't matter. Maybe you want dirt as the representative spark, but that's advanced.Now you use this borrow and your previously made parent, and make another uma, this uma will have some relevant whites, the whites of the parent you borrowed (maybe the pink dirt sparks if you looked for a dirty one), and the whites of the uma you made. This is a looping great grandparent.Now you use this looping great grandparent and the borrow great grandparent, and you use them as the parents of the general grandparent you will use from now on. If you don't want to rely on borrows, you can do 2 looping great grandparents instead of 1, but only you do this if you plan on using more than 5 autoruns a day. The grandparent you will be cooking needs to have a schedule of 24G1s, 25G1s if it's Maruzensky. I recommend aiming until Stamina*3 and as much whites as you want. Grandparent candidates: Oguri Cap (don't use Ogucap if you plan on playing Ogucap as ace), NYOpera, Maruzensky, Inari One, El Condor Pasa, Rudolf, Red Teio, Brian, or whoever you have that can run a lot of G1s.Once you have one grand parent, do it again.And then again for the representative parents with the accels you want for your ace.
>>57574591374k + 3 crystals
>saw someone draw Opera covered in QoS tattooswhy do big artists like that nigger shit?
>>575746271Rice owns me heart
>>575745745I'd quit.Why play gacha with no gacha, genshit cancer system killed gacha.
>>575744478>normal adviceMLB Creek and save>wait, he has LB2 CB and no FineMoRerun is good value for both of them, and having a Wit SSR would be really nice>wait, he has MLB Niecha insteadHonestly, tough call. Niecha sucks balls compared to CB as a Wit statstick but is still strong, the rerun isn't that far off from Ramonu, and you've got nothing else to spend your selector on that's useful. If you're an end main, I'd wait and pull the banner but otherwise you're probably fine with just using the selector now
>>575744963bitch gave me broken cookies, pass
>>575746576dont be saying that...
>>575745745>>575745853>>575746012I don't understand because Hoyofags kept saying 50/50 is better than sparks
I LOVE NICE NATURE
>>575746096Kek. I would do that as well.
>>575746017I will consider Yeppers.
>>575746689Because they don't like to actually think about their pulls.Spark system sucks if you're a retard who wants to pull everything and throw 10-20 pulls on every banner.
>>575746749wife
>>575746689hoyofags have never played a game that isn't hoyo before, and they have some of the strongest parasocial tribalism symptoms on the internet space. Of course they'll like their system.
>>575746427Your advice sounds good but isnt the meek gold super shit?
>>575745745>WorriedNo
>>575746243Shut up! This Umamasume where dreams come true.
>>575746096AAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE YOU CANT DO THAT
>>575746689Much lower rates on the bannerForget 3% banner odds
>>575746689They've been mindbroken by endless chinese psychological tricks. Never listen to them.
>>575746864It's up to you if you want it or not, I like it. Most people only want the racist stamina spark from meek and then only loop other core skills for their umas.
>>575746576
>>575746689It's literal battered waifu syndrome
>>575746749men only need one thing and it's fucking disgusting
>>575745745Cygames will remove clovers and implement pity carryover to attract all the leaversplease
whore
Is Yeppers an example of Good Localization(TM)?What about Helios?
>>575747245Suzumanko
>>575747374Okay. 1% banner odds.
>>575745745I still don't understand how 50/50 works. Like after a certain amount of pulls you have 1/2 of having the rate up character? And what happens if you already got the character before for a dupe?
>>575744963Umas that can run on both turf and dirt are always tempting, but I'm already poor af.
>>575747432Nop...pers.
>>575744963I was planning to but this banner killed me
>>5757474741% is too high0.6% with "ramp up" at 70-100
>>575747432Have you ever seen a single person say wahey instead of WEIIIII
>>575746243What about Orfevre?
post something cute
>>575747374feel like pity carryover is a very overhyped gacha mechanic, especially if you have foresight like we do. Just... plan your rolls?Like sure people with poor impulse control benefit... but they shouldnt be playing gacha in the first place.
next jiggums https://jiggie.fun/KsyelR>https://jiggie.fun/KsyelRhttps://jiggie.fun/KsyelR>https://jiggie.fun/KsyelRhttps://jiggie.fun/KsyelR
>>575746689They got tricked by China numbah won propaganda, Hoyoshit keeps the odds incredibly low til you hit the coinflip even by gacha standards, and then pretends the odds weren't that low because they bake the coinflip/guarantee into the odds they share. Jap traditional gacha has its own issues but at least it'll tell you the rates in a straight forward way every time you tug the slot machine arm.Neither system smells like roses and you should suspect anyone who pretends otherwise.
>>575747635gif unrelated Bitchramente isnt cute
>>575746689Honestly, if I could choose, I would take the 50/50 on uma banners at say, 80 rolls. On support cards though, that'd be absolute insanity.
>>575744963Depends. Is she an oshi pull or do I need her as parent or ace?
>>575746867Brickey!
>>575747820she's 100% oshipull
>Ojou becomes Rubae
My trainee is seducing me again
>>575747635
Yeppers is rare godly ggp for breeding because of easy dirt spark access on an otherwise turf uma.
>>575747432There's no good localization in Umamusume, why do I have to read american slangs in a game set in Japan?>But t-there's no translations for these terms.Be creative, don't you have a fucking literature degree to get this job in the first place? You have the internet for fuck sake.
>>575747519here's a qrd on how the system works>on a rainbow you have a 50% chance to get rate up>if you miss rate up, your next rainbow is 100% to be the rate upsounds good right? now for the rape show>0.6% base rate so good luck hitting it raw>between 75 and 90 rolls the rate ramps up exponentially by 5% or some thing per roll until it's 100%>on a rainbow, the ramp up pity goes back to 0. So unless a freak luck incident happens, it's pretty much always you having to go to at least 75 to even get a coinflip, and if you fail to hit, heh time to go to 75 again>all while making you wait 3 months to guarantee something without pigging outwhy? it's so they can make you eat shit 90% of the time and force you to go to the ramp up zone while still allowed to say "our rates are 1.6% average"
>>575744946The Ura spark farming is where you aim for racing spirit stamina mostly, which you'll eventually get but it doesn't hurt to grab other things too.If you got racing spirit stam, then you go into the aoharu mines. Aiming for the ignited spirit ones. This is where you should have an igwit, pp/dd, racing stamina, GW parent if you are a frontfag. The bad part is both auharu and ura makes low rank umas, so if you have that you have 2 options.You can go auto GL, which can pump out SS+ or better umas with a lot of skillpoints or do manual Mant, because autorun simple doesn't work well in mant, Mabe they'll patch it later, who knows. At this point you just aim purely for highroll blues and pinks, while also retaining the whites you mined from previous scenarios.
>>575747902Easy dirty access for breeding you say?
>>575733370What is stopping anons from just playing their "favorite" uma?
>>575747895STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
>>575748080Honor system?If you are not a foid you will understand what I mean
>>575748080Penile girth
>>575747638unfortunately they're the exact type of people who gacha makes money from. It's an extremely prevalent on open world 3dslop gacha generals used by shitposters
>>575748080It's a for fun, why would anyone cheat
>>575747886>Mine is not that bigIt's over
>>575747624i dont recognize most of these besides high school dxd and k-on (never watched either)
>>575746689>listening to teenage girls irlYikes
>>575748080nothing can stop browns from behaving in a brown way on the internet, but you're not brown are you?
>>575747638You are literally standing outside a casino and telling a bunch of addicts to play responsibly. Some generals much worse than others.
>>575748276I prefer the term tan.
>>575748080Pale skin and huge cock
>>575748210mine is that bigstill is very small
CYGAMES, BRING THE LEGENDARY HORSE TO THE GAME NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
>>575733370I'll join
It looks like all my borrows changed their star umas at the same time and now they're all shit with no stam sparks
>>575747624Genuinely never heard of her tbdesu, but yeah it does seem like she's in a lot of stuff. Nao Touyama also does Ramonu so it wouldn't be impossible for them to add Speed Symboli as a playbable character (not like Cygames is strapped for cash either). It's just very much an exception vs rule situation imo. Miyuki Sawashiro is a tier above pretty much everyone right now after all and getting her to attend the occasional pakalive sounds pretty annoying with how tight her schedule probably is.But I'm also speaking in pure hypotheticals here. It could be that they announce Speed Symboli as the 6th anni uma and my scepticism was all for naught. If a Speedbro wants to make it happen via the power of belief then I wish him the best.
>>575748080A pure heart.
>>575748186>It's a for fun, why would anyone cheat
>>575748186>he wasn't here for the danchou derby
>>575733370guess i'll try
>>575748080My favorite... haha
My club is STILL dropping ranksI hate auto ;_;
Is it normal to fart all the time? Umamusume
>>575748460Cygames prefers to groom fresh/small VAs most of the time because its1. cheaper2. easier to manage schedule
>>575747895I wonder if the average body temperature of an umamusume is the same as a human's. I always figured it would be since horses also have a higher temperature.Also, Suzuka is cute and for marriage.
>>575748778autis/uma/bwo...
>>575748778Come, lie with me mambro, in this warm grave of ours...
>>575733370I'll consider it I guess
>>575748795Yes
>>575748080hishiama sex
>>575748824plus it the quality of a VA unironically doesn't matter for 90% of charactersyou can just pass off their amateurish sound as being part of the umas personality
>>575748824Yeah thats the pattern, which is why I find the playable Speed Symboli scenario so unlikely. Nothing wrong with having hope though.
>>575748824 younger and hotter
>>575748778it's not fair i've been doing 10 autos a day!!
>>575748826*it wouldn't beRested for 30 last night. Brain is afk.
>>575748080ikr it makes no sense, are they even trying to raise izzat?
>>575749007what if the top earners from mambo and autis/uma/ made their own club
>>575733370I got Opera O. I've been meaning to read her career anyway so that's nice.Do I need to use the same Opera O on all races or can I retrain her? It probably goes against the spirit of the competition since it's not literally the same uma competing in all races.
>>575748778Mam501bros..
Oh I had to leave for work and I didn't see this. I kind of want Ruler's...
>>575747635>>575748826>Suzuka is cute and for marriageThis is true
>>575748181I'm pretty sure it's length and not girth...
umastrip
>>575748039I'm pretty sure most of these gachas have a dupe system too. That means 5-10 pity to max a character, no? Also let's say you get to the pity on banner 1 and got an off-banner. Does that mean you are guaranteed to get the rate up on banner 2 or you still need two 50/50 to get guarantee the rate up?
>>575748778>>575748881mambros... remember back under the keb administration? this country used to be great
How does this even happen?
>>575748824They can also enslave them to play trivial party games on their weekly shows. Quite based.
>>575749242we would be B under keb with at least five people not having logged in for the entirety of 1.5 anni
>>575748080Nice I completely missed that post so thanks for replying to it.>Can I use alt versions of the uma?It's our time to shine Supreme Racist
>>575749242The election was rigged! I was supposed to be danchou! We were supposed to make Mambo great again!
>>575749275She gassed out. Probably whiffed a recovery skill. Notice how the npc is 10L behind second place. That always means it's a stamina issue
>>575748039if the ramp up wasnt there it'd be a fine system. wtf?
>>575749109You can retain her as many times as you want for each race>It probably goes against the spirit of the competition since it's not literally the same uma competing in all races.No it doesn't, it is still the same Opera O racing but better preparedYou think the umas sit on their ass waiting for the day of the race? No, they get training and stay active, chop chop torena-san
Thinking about how the same people who will call you a diddy blud epstein for playing BA because of the teacher-student relation and there being lolis(despite there being plenty of mature characters too) but will thirst openly over Umas despite it being the exact same setup, up to and including thirsting over character like Sei who are quite young looking. All because it was arbitrarily decided by the majority that one was okay and the other wasn't.
NTA butReposting since there was lots of interest shown in this event.The first ever Autumn Triple Crown /uma/ will be held this year.A single entry tournament with a set of rules to make it fun and entertaining.Autumn Tenno Sho, Japan Cup, Arima Kinen.Races will take place on the same day the real life counterparts do. Our first race will be Tenno Sho on the 1st of November.HOW TO PARTICIPATE:First roll the dice and get the trainee you will stick with through the tournament.https://daftuyda.moe/random>I'm allowed to reroll?Only if you don't have access to the uma you rolled. Don't cheat.The rules for training will be simple. Only URA scenario is allowed. You may only use SR and R cards, no SSRs.The conditions for the racetrack will be revealed on the day of the race, with the only exception being for the season. Autumn Tenno Sho, Japan Cup during Fall. Arima Kinen during Winter.18 starts, might run multiple lobbies the day of the race if there are too many participantsAnswering some questions that were asked before.:>Do I have to use the random cards too?No, you can use your own selection of SR cards>Can I use alt versions of the uma?Yes, you can use any alts of that uma anytime you want.>Can I train different versions of her?Yes, you can train as many times as you want for each one of the races.>Is independent training allowed?No, you must train the uma yourself.>My friend slot only has SSRsYou can find SR friend cards or ask your club dacchis to share some.Spread the word, share this event with all your dacchis. Let's make this a fun one.
>>575749237Yes. Hoyo regularly makes characters that are nearly unplayable unless you get 1-2 dupes minimum.
>>575749109He says you can train as many times you can for each race. Arima is a long track so it's weird to have the exact same uma running the three races.
>>575749375>diddy blud epsteinWhat the FUCK are you talking about
what does diddy blud even mean
>>575748826>I wonder if the average body temperature of an umamusume is the same as a human's.It's established that it's higher (with Almond Eye's being even higher)>>575748959The thing with fresh VAs is that they can stilll improve over time, so Cygames is going for a sort of "you scratch my back I scratch yours" situation
>>575749375You should think less
>>575749242harass dancho for better management
>>575749351desu i still cant believe there was an actual shadow cabal that orchestrated the mambo succession
>>575749357The ramp up is the only thing that gets you to actually roll an SSR on the otherwise terrible rates.
>>575749498diddy is a pedoblud means bro/guy
>>575749498>>575749432It's just zoomerspeak for pedo, because for people who started using the internet in the last 5 years P Diddy and Epstein are the most high profile cases.
I want to touch an Umamusume's ears and tail.
>>575749543considering the rules haven't changed at all since sleepy keb went back to his slumber are you surprised?
>>575749498https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=diddy+blud
>>575749354I'd whiff her umanko
>>575749242This wouldn't happen if Keb's still the leader
>>575749375My favorite umas are Nishino Flower, Daiichi Ruby, Sweep Tosho, and Mayano Top Gun btw
>>575749205All measurements are validYour dick is just as good as anyone else's, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise
>>575749361>>575749420Understandable
>>575749735Mine are Seeking The Pearl, Special Week, and King Halo?
>>575749237yesand not just characters, they have supokas too, and their supokas are usually BIS and hard to use on other characters, so yea 10 dupes per character to max out. Enjoy. They're also extra scummy and these days tend to make characters near unplayable on a lower investment level, think you need at least base + 2 dupes + weapon to make it workThese games DO NOT HAVE REAL OFF BANNERS, they have a fixed pool of launch shitters, but every new unit is LIMITED limited. Imagine if you can only spook into make debut umas and cards.But yeah, if you fail the coinflip on 1 banner you can "save" your progress on the next one. That's the only upside it has. But think to yourself: why would you think a situation where you failed to get what you want is a good thing? Smart rollers only roll when they have enough, and the psychological trick here is that because your progress is "saved" you can be wasteful with it... until there's 2 banners that you want in a row, and you're already low on your stash.... Literally carrot and stick tricks to keep poor people poor.
>>575749690That BASTARD...
>>575749375Are you a salty bafag because your game bombed?
What kind of training advantage does this outfits provide?
I fucking hate the new scenario and how it caters to front and pace faggots.Hope the next one is better.
I may be a pedophile but I am racist towards coreans as well which is why I don't like blue archive
>>575749965eslchama...
>>575749998Youre thinking of MANT bro
>>575749998Epstein Diddy Blud, MANT was the last good scenario
>>575749945I don't particularly care about BA, I just find the double standard annoying and was thinking about it after seeing reactions to Summer Sei.
>>575749965Why are the actual alts in the back?
>>575749998>caters to fronts and pacebrother OYL just got buffed and backliners can stomach the low stamina betterthe problem isn't fronts and pace, the problem is the xog
>>575748039You forgot to mention that every character is limited and that the 50/50 is on a standard banner pool that updates like once per decade filled with garbage unusable characters :)
>>575749375Isn't it strange how they're okay when Helios, Seiun Sky, and Kitasan get paired with child-coded umas?
>>575749690>>575749892was it justified?
>>575749998It's just two savvy skills gwo
>>575733370Less than ideal. But we will win it for Suzuka san!Late bros how do get late parents going from basically nothing?
*burps in your thread*
>>575749965It distracts other umas. Gotta get used to wearing the outfit.
https://x.com/sirakomasumosu2/status/2082432438584942763Urara's puberty has awakened.....
>>575749998Every L’arc Scenario Link is a Late or an End, and everyone gets It’s On for free since you have to run Pasa Speed.
>>575749998what makes you think it caters to front/pace?
>>575749741Thanks
>>5757444780LB Maru doesn't really do much for you
>>575750197yes Opera O HATE
>>575750321Ulala...
>>575749998>OYL buff>Ruby card soonIt's not all bad
>>575749887>>575750184I don't understand who play this and call it generous. Meanwhile I've literally never seen an uma fan call uma generous
>>575750702CYGENEROUS
i bought a concert ticket i might as well whale now
>>575750702>le glory to cygames meme spam
>>575750702It's mind tricks, children and browns with no restraint nor ability to plan pulls hate spark systems.
>>575750702There is CYGENEROUS but it's mostly ironic
>>575750702Uma is pretty brutal for a spark gacha, mostly due to the support card dupe requirements, but it's not all bad since you have a lot of foresight and the game gives you very high income.A good generous gacha is probably old school BA (ironic). It's just uma rolling without support cards. 1 copy and you're done. High base rate, lots of spooks, spark at 200. Do it once every 2 months at the minimum.
>>575750350That's why it makes me laugh when people are like "Pasa is a pace card bwo"When l'Arc is literally when pace chasers were at there shittiest
>>575750948surely its just one guy trying to gaslight
>>5757503211 thurst per racer she overtakes.
>>575750948It’s On is also good on Paces
>>575750702Uma's main problem is the supoka system is retarded swingy shit and watching anons randomly get executed by having to spark 4-5x is both hilarious and sobering.
>>575750702the thing that cygames does is they shower you with free shit so people can say they are pretty generous compared to other gameswhat they dont mention is that support cards are extremely important and having dupes on them can turn them from useless trash to BIS metaso for casual gamers its great and generous but the second you want to compete, you have to shell out the wallet HARD
>>575750992Curren was never seen again.
>>575750447TM OPERA O HATE
>>575750992moments before rice stabs a bitch
>>575750702The chink method lets you keep ROLLLING forever every time you get currency. Most people don't actually care if you get garbage 50% of the time you hit jackpot. Meanwhile, the jap method severely bricks your account if you can't hold.
>>575751181>supoka
Post kingu porn
>supokaGrass...
Just accidentally spent 10 carats instea od fone of my 150+ TP refreshes to reroll sparks.Didnt even get anything good.
______ soon
>lying in bed>want to turn off the lights, put my phone down, and sleep>auto run only has 10 minutes left>wait it out to start another run>no longer tired >fail to get enough sleep uma for this feel
>>575750702just because one turd is not as smelly it doesnt mean it's not a turd600 rolls for a not even guaranteed MLB is insane
I'm gonna start clanking 24/7 so we pass mambo and drop them to A
>>575750917A really good old-school generous gacha is like Azur Lane, you basically never have to spend, can roll for nearly everything, and can chuck money at skins if you want. BA also was really generous but like you said they are getting greedier.
>>575751764Azur lane was generous with its gacha because they wanted you to get the units so you spend money on the l2d softcore porn skins and "marrying" your ship
>do PVP only for gibs>don't need to roll for meta>still get 80-90% the amount of carats that someone who cares and follows meta getscomfy>but anon then there is no point in playingno, shut the fuck up, I play for cute uma and keiba so there is a point in playing for me
>>575751558>mfw only 15k
>>575751764oh yeah, I knew AL was generous but it's been 10 years since I played it so I can't remember why it's like that to use it as an example
>>575749404I rolled Christmas Oguri :)
FINE i'll clank a bit more for my mambgwos
>>575751889HOLY SEX
>>575751951>but it's been 10 years since I played itanon please, I am only 24 and this shit still hit me (I played on the chink server before global)
>>575751558>Machan and Smaru rerun dropping on the same dayI'm gonna NUT
>>575751930>he forgot
Make a Sweepy that automatically clanks and glues bad legacies so I can go hands off
>>575751661You don't even need to, it's happening regardless
>>575739942>will never die from non stop post orgasm fellatio torture from kunoichi grasslife isn't fair
>>575752228>A robot to manage the robotNow I just need a robot to manage that robot...
>>575751951They give enough currency for you to roll on like 90% of botes on a low roll. If you are a metabrain only the URs are worth rolling. All the money they make is in the softcore porn skins.
>still meta 4 years laterYou rolled for Ballroom Seiun Sky, right?
>>575752080>HOLY SEXtrueI will never forgive Pui for cockblocking me from Daiwa Major being in the game (maybe I will forgive if Pui lets me fuck her at her weird rock memorial and a threesome with Kurofune)
First time playing GL what am I in for
Laisu
>>575752089>only 24anon I'm 26. Uncdom be upon ye soon. Don't be surprised when it happens.
I fear not the man who has trained 1000 umas, but the man who has trained one uma 1000 times.
>>575752581RING RING RING
>>575752339Are you sure
Why is this whore such a tease
>>575752580
>>575752581you're in for good grandlive gameplay
>>575752678sorry I am not there yet
>>575742183secretariat
>>575752536I would've if the game didn't force me to go through the nine circles of hell to get angling on her every time.
>>575752536I only roll for End closers.
>>575752747Lewd boy
>>575752536>frontshant
>>575752897She's a long uma bro
>drawdamn we both suck
>>575752941
>>575753004The fuck. Are all those just bloated int-umas from Aoharu?
>>575753004The fuck happened to Team Trials where it's common to see below top 6?
>>575733370I can go full sprint stats and let Cleric grass carry my hp
>>575752686fuji's kisekis are smaller but why are they so powerful
Threesome with Kawakami Princess and Fusaichi Pandora
>Europe has a new King of MilesBro was so fucking blocked just to force his way outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tj7l9hq99BU
https://x.com/nezulet/status/2082602181119689074
actually considering leaving my crew because idiots keep asking for sashes all the time
>>575753371>blocked just to force his way out
>>575752536Of course I rolled for my boywife.
>>575753490did you call them idiots in the club chat? or did you only post it here like a cuck?
>>575752616Love
Why is Digitan's compatibility highest with Scarlet? What do they have to do with each other?Why is Opera like 16th and Doto 22nd?
>>575752536
>>575753371>>575753521People in the comments are even talking about how it's likely that Coolmore told the jockeys to specifically block him inFrom what I've seen Bow Echo will now race once in France and then BC Mile
>>575753131a mix of aoharu and GLI autoselected and mine don't have very good stam for longs (below 700), same with this guyhis grass had 380 stam for reference
>>575752536No, but got spooked by her anyways.
>>575753490we have autos nowwhy are you low on sashes
>>575753765lesbian
I like Winning Ticket's huge breasts
Which uma has the stinkiest umanko
>>575752536I need Mayacat...
>>575744424I don't get it
>>575746427Stop with the racist mood gaslight
>>575753980Light Hello after a drink and karaoke outing
>>575752536nope she spooked me while i was rolling for sweepy>>575753490just max out all your umas so it doesn;'t matter
Maybe auto mode was a mistake
>>575753371Will we ever get western honses?
>>575753980
>>575754041Is Mayano figuring out that Tazuna is an umamusume?
>>575753765Digitan has both the highest sum and median of compatibility out of the entire castIt's most likely because, with her aptitudes, she covers everyone outside of sprint and long specialized front-runners and end closers (which is almost no one)
>>575749354but how did all the opponent umas finish behind her too? surely they didn't ALL gass out?
>>575754196SEXWITHFRENCHTEIOBOYSEX
>>575754212what website is that again i forgot
>>575754212What the fuck is Donna cooking
just 3 more daysjust 3 more daysjust 3 more days
>>575754186Those smiles can't be wrong. Just make 32 more, one of those will surely be a keeper
>>575754017She's coming home soon...
uooooooooooooh filly
hello gentildonnaCHADS
>>575753765junior division, ritto
>>575754196i want to fug benis bark
>>575754347Somehow she gets more fans than when I do a 41 race Taiki career. No idea why the fans would like swimsuit McQueen more.
i havent done career today yet but im too lazy to decide what to auto
>>575754587>too lazy to decide what to autojust uninstall the game already
>>575754556wtf is that
>>575754587mambro...
>>575754192Depends, NPCs? Somewhat likely, playable? DoubtfulThere is no way for them to pull of Yanko's career without including at least a couple of foreign horses (and mobs are dogshit as a replacement for actual uma) so if they get in her career then the gates are wide open for them to include more, if not? Cygames is retarded, I will bomb their office if they dare to shit out low-quality slop as Yanko's career>>575754278https://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/characters/rankings/succession/median
Do I need to MLB Light Hello or Agnes Tachyon or can I hold my carats for the next free scout?When are the next free scouts anyway?
>>575754639good point i can just auto fill parents and cardsthanks
>>575754702A trap. Don't pet it or disturb it
aston machan might be the first uma i dislike.
>>575754848Sex...
>>575754523
>>575753765Instead of Opera and Doto, the biggest question is why Tachyon is not in top 5? The game hints that states roommates have better compatibility is plain wrong.
>>575754867A lot of umas say this!
How much stam does an end need for this CM without recoveries?
>>575754381Based fellow MayaCat figgy enjoyer
>>575754867why shes cute
>>575754867
That damn trackblazer/mant spark refuses to show up still but hey, at least this happened
>>575754867dementia upon ye
> Bunch of the new skill consume stamina> Already struggling to hit stamina numbers in GLMaybe when a sprint comes around
>>575754867based
>>575755119I hate how she tries to make everything about herself
Is it better to use stam parents for next CM or should I just rely on borrowed Creek
What is the most chill club so I can make my 40 million fans without the leader trying to kill me for it?
>>575755568both
now what
>>575755586Exceluma
>>575752103>Palmer stam>Machan>Smaru/FMIt's a bloody week.
>>575755557That's actually understandable.Do you also hate Curren and Falco?
>>575755626The Eternal Loop pastures for this anon
>>575755568you either use Creek + 18* Stam or you dienot even exaggeratingGL has shit stamina bonuses so you need to bring a lot, and you also need to compete with 1600 speed umas so you can't afford to bring more than 1 stam card
>>575749101I actually did the math. If they merged only their top 10 earners right now they would have earned more than Mambo has atm (1.7B fans).Huh.
>>575750702because uma swings a fuck ton, I got MLB tachy and LB1 light hello in 200, meanwhile my friend had to do 800 and a crystal for MLB tachy
>>575755683I'm regulating paama stam to borrow slotno way I can go all in like that
>>575753776>no genti or chronoPACE KEKS YOUR RESPONSE?
>>575754342noooo don't use it bwo you NEED it for ramonu
Wasn't someone saying a few months back that stamina reqs would never be hard to hit again? Was I gaslit?
>>575755626auto parent runs
>>575755119genuinely found her really offputting. I honestly like every uma or ar least don't dislike all the umas ive encounyered up till now.semi related, Grandmauma's eyes aee pretty
>>575755934It's 3200m
>ugly >Boring >Shorter than mares >Looks like a male What's the point of stay gold
>>575754196>>575754947
>>575755662Speaking of which, they managed to get to B+
>>575754745NTA but it's gonna happen just like KancolleTons of Foreign ships there now, even some that didnt see combat during WW2The big question is, who will be the Iowa of Umamusume? And there really only is one....ENTERSECRECHADRIATsadly, very unlikely as he never stepped foot in JP, but one can hope
>>575756087Onahole
>>575755227they play the photobombing off as a joke but if it was a 'feature' thatd actually be a pretty shitty thing to do
>>575755949ramonu?
>>575756087Cygames wanted the gay pedophile audience
>>575755610>>575755839Damn guess I'll have to search for a good stam borrow
how do you make a long uma in GL, I went 2 speed, 2 stam, 1 wit and LH and that was honestly pretty terrible. I'm pretty sure I got higher stam using 1 stam before
>>575756131I mean, if the scenario that is released on 6th Anni with Yanko is the Kentucky Derby/US Triple Crown one then Secretariat would be a perfect fit as an NPC at least
>>575755991I thought she was adorable in that scene where she was photobombing Teio. Weird, and maybe shallow and uninteresting in the long run if that sort of thing is all she does, but very cute right there at least.For reference, I also like every character so far... except Grass Wonder, who grates on me a bit.
>>575755878
>>575756264You only need Creek and stam sparks
this is the first time a song made me want to use theatre. Randomly chose 3 of my favs and their voices actually went together quite well. Fun song
>>575755991Did you read the 1.5 anni story?
>>5757562642/1/1/1/1? Maybe?
Crazy, never thought team trials would be the last thing I needed to FULLY clear a story event
>>575756374Man those are some juiiiicy thighs
>>575756434That's always the last thing I need, all those clicks to burn team trials energy is bullshit.
why does this exist
Aston Machan is terminally ill & you are hating on herSick She is trying to make sure she won't be completely forgotten before she dies & you are MOCKING herDISGUSTING ShamefulShe isn't like narcissist Curren
>>575756313she kinda talked like a self-important autistic kid, the kinds who are assholes
>>575756087>uglyConventional attractiveness is overrated>BoringThere are 4 horses who're more boring on this pic>Shorter than maresMares don't have a HORSE COCK>Looks like a maleShow me where to find dudes like this
>>575756131That bitch looks nothing like Digitan
>>575756313>Weird, and maybe shallow and uninteresting in the long run if that sort of thing is all she doesJust read her story on uma reader when she is released. There is a reason for her photobombing Teio and staring directly at the player
>>575756684They will all apologize after reading her story and crying
>>575756264Full stam sparks, 1 super creek. LH if you want guts on top of stamina. Other cards can be whatever.
>>575756713>Show me where to find dudes like thisCheck any /uma/ club for cuties
Holy shit someone with a logic reasoning
>>575756809You were saying they're all bald THOUGH
>>575756716
>>575756356I use hachimi to slot my oshi wife on all the dancing positions and I masturbate to this song every day
Why does this Sweep look so mature?
>18* stamina or give up scenarioHow's the next scenario?
>>575756654Dirt representation, woke shit.
>>575756535haha yeah just kidding me toof-fuck those flatliners
>>575753978
>>575756901because I impregnated her
Next CM we will need 18*Speed.
I want to see fat horses racing
>>575756870Suzuka being based as always
Do you see it anon cause I see itBOYUMA PROPAGANDABOYUMA PROPAGANDABOYUMA PROPAGANDA
>>575757068oguri? spe?
>>575756654DART
>>575756131The difference is there are JP umas being made every year. At some point you run out of WW2 ships, and you certainly can't make more of those. I'd like to see American horses as much as the next guy but it is seemingly unlikely given how much JP material there is left.
>>575757105Next year will be Rulership and Calstone Light O, screenshot this post
>>575757154I mean racing while being fat
>>575757105All I see is my beautiful wife Tachyon
>lost Ms. Victoria>start my 1st GL run>GL's story is about backup dancersI feel attacked
>>575757105SKY SEXOIMPREGNATE BOYS
>>575757105cheval cute
>>575757105*cough* pandorasex will get the third summer alt later like biblos just you wait....
>>575756321I approve the Autismambo project
>>575757105sei stole ZZZs girl swinsuit
>>575757105>2026>Wearing hijabGrim
>>575756374yea, offputting.
>Steampunk universe story has the umas help someone invent a stronger flying machine>Think its gonna look like some biplane or beyond that maybe a monoplane like out of Porco Rosso maybe>It's a fucking Cessna looking thing
>>575756997
>>575757281AutismamboMam/uma//uma/maWait a minute.
>>575757295cute
>>575757105they blew their load early, the first 6 are way better than those since
Why would notEl Umamusume A do this
>>575757105>flashu and cocko are absolute titty monsters in their default outfits>somehow look as big as spe in their summer altsisreal must be behind this
>>575757105I'd fuck the shit out of Suzuka and Sky
reminder /uma/
Hey, did one of you guys turn off the Racing Spirit: Stamina spark being given at the end of a run? Could you turn it back on?
>>575756716Not when you see the horses comparedDigitan's blaze is also kinda diamond shaped
>>575756723Why would I do that? I don't care one way or the other. If I scout her then I'll read her story.
The one to cuck your trainer
>>575754186>Mackqween's revenge after the launch stables full of E's incident
I've been autoing using the Falco power card for GW for days now but I've never seen the gold version of Prudent. Is that normal
>>575757596Flash looks average in her uniform as well, it's just the racewear that acts like a push up bra
>>575757483They started going after swimsuits in games some years ago so they might be restricted in what they’re allowed to do
>>575756356Same, it's so fucking good.
>>575757596the flash ones genuinely a bit infuriating cuz the clothes are solid
>>575757659wow, they even had the same socks more or less
>>575757883me on the left
>>575757763possible, but even lewdness aside, i find the first six a lot more visually appealing. suzu and macs could even be said to be pretty
>>575757883filling fillies...
>>575757105>Maru drops the sexiest swimsuit ever >Game hasn't recovered since
I am going to have intercourse with Matikanefukukitaru
>>575756356>Everyone is able to sing this scenario song when it was only a select few for Winnin' Five and Blow My Galewhat givesEven Miss Victoria had everyone recordedIs this the point in development where CyGays was able to inject the money from their launch success into more voice work
>>575757735autos blow ass for completing gold chains for whatever reason. don't expect to clear them more than like 20% of the time. Yeah it's that bad.
>>575758165burger hours are here I see
>>575758165
How come we're not clicking power training then
>>575758165dont share it next time
I was at Costco and the ramen scenario reminded me to pick up some of the seaweed snacks to use in my ramen
>>575758172Girls Legend U is THE game theme anon
>>575758165its the sort of thing that even in jest is still obscenely repulsive.
>>575758165I hate Americans I hope they get nuked.
HOLY SHARTEEN HOURS BATMAN
>>575758351>proper knife>wood cutting boardI'm proud of you anon, now all you have to do is get rid of the foil
>>575758350it's the big nosed people
>>575758350The artist not even white
10 children
>>575758351But how will you get DV of microplastics?
>>575758351you should buy a tablecloth next time!
>>575758556Asking Taiki for sex
>>575758165Okay but why did you have to share it here?
>>575733370looks manageable
>>575758351>wood chopping board, finally>a normal knifelook at our boy grow up...
>>575758458nta but I get the foil thing. I wouldn't do it myself, but I can see why one would like to avoid having to clean up the actual surface and instead just throw out the foil
why are the horses so gay
>>575758350It's an extension of a general masochism/degradation fetish
>>575758458If he did that then foilanon would not be foilanon
>>575758165except this was probably gen'd by a seadog
>>575758350it's "white" peopleyou know who they are
>>575758637Miracute my beloved.
>>575758669do you know how easily a cockroach could get into a random dark corner there after eating food that slipped under it and lay eggs?
>>575758351>>575758458>>575758669https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urglg3WimHA
>>575758350You blame the man at the podium, without even considering that the men behind him are actually to blame
>>575758165wtf I got hard?!
>>575758350youve fallen for a meme. Simply check the most popular porn overall - its not cuck or 'ed stuff by a large margin. Family stuff dwarfs
This is my heaven.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-1zgQngB68
Pepperidge farms remembers the nationalities of all the BB C spam accounts on twitter.
you're running her in this CM, right?
Best I've been able to manage so far. This run had multiple wasted turns, or she'd be a fair bit stronger. I got the hot springs ticket on her so that was neat.
>>575759061Brickey!
>>575759061I'm having enough trouble with 20% Speed GL Falko
>>575759058Fucking Americans
She says this then proceed to steal trainer later on
Cool it with the antisemitism, you guys.
>>575758978despite blacked porn making up only 12% of the white man's porn consumption, 52% of the consumers are hwite pipol
>>575759058Meant for >>575758350
>>575759058any real gooner knows south america (specifically brazil) is where the bulk of vile fetish shit is either popularized or created. Seamonkies and westerners aren't even close.
>>575758165just remove those tattoos and it's not even bad
>>575756870URA have to please the ojisan investors somehow
My trainee is mad that I'd rather date a ningen woman with the intention of marriage
>>575759061I'm trying
>>575758897I am going to be real with you, I only witnessed cockroaches once in my life and it wasn't at my houseJust change the foil regularly? I imagine cockroaches start appearing if you don't clean up all the shit they can feed off of so changing the foil regularly and making sure the kitchen is clean should be enough?
>>575759236Yeah, fucking AmericansAnd there's a non 0 chance someone commissioned that
>>575759061i didn't get her from my single 10 pull I threw at the banner
I'm trying to get haku to work, is CarrotJuicer a thing on Global or is it JP only
>>575756870AIEEE SHE'S BREAKING THE UMA CONDITIONING TAZUNA GET HER
>>575758350blacked porn is a socially acceptable (for burgers) and not illegal form of zoophilia>but blacks are not animals!that's the appeal, they won't watch a black man and a black woman fucking, they want a white woman because they see the black dude as an orc, nips do this too but they use orcs, goblins, ugly fat fuckssame concept
>>575759352
I could say the same...
>>575756870this is the real reason they broke her legs btw
>>575759262Why is SEA being blamed for this I swear Americans are the dumbest people on earth
>>575759464I've worked in kitchens and those fuckers get everywhere, they're programmed to not be detected by humans.I have no idea what his house is like but if he's so averse to cleaning that he puts foil everywhere I would imagine they're around. They carry salmonella and e coli so I don't cut corners when I clean in my own kitchen since that's where I make stuff that goes in my body
>>575756870Suzukas death was an inside job
>>575759464NTA but cockroaches just depend on where you live. I literally get roaches crawling from inside my toilet sometimes. It's not a dirty house problem
wei desuwa
>>575759679>reading comprehension
>>575759742oh... you've awakened a need for an ojou gyaru in me....please take responsibility
>>575756870Now we know what really happened
Light Hello...but thin?
>>575759742>shit Palmer says
>>575759061Maybe
>>575759679People are always desperate for boogeymen to blame for whatever problems they haveUma Musume: Pretty Derby
>>575759858>prefer her a little plumpTruth nuke
>>575759858FATTIE
It seems like everyone in the club besides me has flown to Japan
>>575759858Large Hello
>>575759952MATING PRESS!!!!!
>>575756870Umas are born to do three things; run, dance and breed more umas to run and dance. If you're not doing those things then you a fake uma.
>>575759683>>575759723Guess they just aren't around much where I live?
>>5757400201200 wit is too low
>>575759742Ardan please stop hanging around those deviants
>>575760041Greetings
>>575759058>132.8k followers
>>575759858don't trust her
>>575760059
Low defense stat should be a required criteria for determining boyuma status
>>575760059HOLY FUCK
>>575760149gooners really dont have any taste or standards, it's wild.
>>575760157That's what you get for nagging your husband half to death! Now put on the bikini!!!
>>575760135Possibly, I'm American and I've been in restauraunts that had german cockroach and american cockroach infestations. They're nocturnal so when you're cleaning up at night the fuckers all come out. Nightmare inducing
>>575760015>Also going away next month
>>575760059Whose Ai's are those Ai's
>>575757105I FUCKING HATE GACHA "SWIMSUITS"
>>575758351need more broth
>>575760139You get more skills and SP from clanking thoughlikely better statline if you want to hit things late race too
>>575760327
>>575759061I will once I get a Ryan that lands on a medium spark with at least 3 greens on it, I'll cope with 1* stamina at this rate. I took the late surger pill, but got one step done with an adequate Pasa that got 2* late surger I can use as grandparents on both sides
>>575756087
>>575760514I absolutely despise fanarts with armpits like those. Just draw a smooth one sheesh
first songpre-debutwhich way western man?
>>575760606bottom obvs
>>575760601
>>575760606the answer is extremely obvious
>>575760601The pussy armpit thing seems to be something a lot of anime-style AIs like to draw, for whatever reason. I too dislike it.
>>575740020getting all the skills is a gamble but the statline is solid at least
>>575760606Wit for the special priority.The scenario is all about hitting rainbows and people are like "nah don't care about special priority" for some reason
>>575760340I had to work at night in a cemetery for a couple days and you could barely take a step without stepping on a cockroach. And when you step on one a bunch of the others go and eat it. It was insane especially since you don't see any at all during the day there
>>575760694Still is still (heh) a junior...
>>575760601they draw pits like that because drawing uncensored vaginas is illegal
>>575760340The one time I saw them was at another guy's apartment. He said they appeared at the same time as some foreign family moved into a unti above his. No surprise, they were thrown out by the building's administration about half a year later, and 5 instances of other units getting invaded by cockroaches from theirsUmamusume
>>575760781you hit more rainbows by doing more runs
>>575760601Look up what an armpit looks like
>>575740607wtf real-life Kris S
>>575760135In every place I've lived except one, I never saw a single cockroach, ever. In that one, they show up most nights just running around on sidewalks outside; they are a well-established wild creature in that place, and it is natural for one to find its way into a human residence every once in a while (and breed there if it gets a chance) so of course you just need to keep an eye out for them and, if you see one (especially if it's a baby), check and clean all hidden spots where they might have set up colonies.
>>575759262weird way to say "my region is full of normalfags"
>>575760041>>575759161I am her slave
kris ss
>>575760796That's why they're the most likely candidate to survive nuclear war, I've known entire restauraunts that just gave up and closed because the health inspector cited them and they just couldn't kill the infestation>>575760860For everyone one cockroach you see there are about 15 you aren't seeing. If I ever saw one in my own home I'd have a full panic attack
>>575760956nice try but I shan't search for pits
It's happening
Scary that she may actually be correct
>>575760956?
>>575757105>leaving out Bamboo MemoryReally? That afraid, huh?
>>575761262>swimsuit alt>look inside>fully clothed
>Deep Impact (March 25, 2002 – July 30, 2019) is the anniversary of his passing. The year after achieving the Triple Crown undefeated, he set a record win in the Tenno Sho Spring Japan Cup, and back-to-back victories in the Arima Kinen, among others. It's been exactly 20 years since his retirement from racing this year. Seven years have passed since that summer when he departed at age 17 (when a cervical vertebrae fracture was discovered...). A world-renowned racehorse who also excelled as a sire.He retired with a record of 12 wins and 14 starts, 1 DQ and 1 2nd place against Heart's Cry
>>575761262anon? that is not a swimsuit alt
What is the next big card for ends? I got MR. C.B up to 45.
>>575761425>back-to-back victories in the Arima Kinen?
>>575761248Not convinced, post more evidence
>>575761313Agnes, Hokko and Seiun
>>575761634There aren't anymore End Closer cards. The style peaked already.
>>575761657
Does Nice Nature (Wit) ever get replaced for Late Surgers or does it always remain in the deck?
MEINE LIEBE
>>575761649Oh yeah i didn't proofread that part, i'm sorry!
>>575761634Someone posted this list and it looks like Wit Taishin (not the Christmas one)
>>575761634Hishiama PowerComes right after Pasa Speed, so good luck
>>575761824deutscher sex mit flashu
>>575761634taishin wit after 3rd anni
>gives me scenario stats choices>can't see my scenario stats>can't even see what I scheduled forGLORY TO CYGAMES
>>575761482......
>>575761704AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>575761425how do ultimate superstar horses like Deep Impact and Gentildonna die before the age of 20. And Brian dying at like 7.is it that fucking hard to keep a horse alive from random shit that its a crapshoot that they survive to a properly old age even if they are the most valuable individual animals in the entire countryim so confused
>>575761425>>575761954deep impact was a fuckin juicer
>>575761909What does Falcos armpit taste like?
>>575761482>Summer>Summer TripWhat's next? Halloween and Halloween Visit?
>>575762003Horrid because she's a dirter
>>575761805sakura laurel stam is the only card that has OYL in the future, and it's a stam card that increases your stam bonus if you buy 3 heals during your career, so idk.
>le strongest horse of 2014>gold ship's bestie>le rival of gorilla donna>gintama writer ownerlitterally what's taking them so long? it's the perfect meme pick
>>575761954Horses bodies are an enigma and it's truly sad how strong they are but their legs are the same as our fingers, actually, one finger, plus their bodies can have multiple risks
>>575761954>is it that fucking hard to keep a horse alive from random shit that its a crapshoot that they survive to a properly old age even if they are the most valuable individual animals in the entire countryYes. They're bred to be fast, not hardy
>>575761805We stop using Nature when Diamond Wit comes outNot anytime soonIts the reason we have to skip out on Nature Power
>>575761954such is lifetsuyoshi is still alive btw
>>575761992Tell emFRAUD Impact deserved to be disqualified from the LArcHe couldn't even win with steroids
>>575762121
>>575761425what was the DQ for?And huh, he was Satono Diamond's father, while KSB is descended from Deep Impact's full brother Black Tide....so thats why they were paired together, they were cousins>>575761954the brighter the flame....
>>575761992is this true?
>>575761824ACHTUNG PANZER
>>575762121too late, they already made staygold be golshi's roommate
japs are LUCKY CHEAT IMPACT never won the larcbecause he would have been DQd regardless and it would be CENTURIES of UMAMILATION RITUALS for them
>>575762263>In October, he raced in France's most prestigious race, the Group 1 Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe over 2400m. He was the heavy favourite for the race, and 1,587,263 € (about $1,238,000) was bet on him in France (especially by many of the Japanese fans that traveled to the racecourse). However he only finished third due to having breathing problems.>Two weeks later, news from France Galop revealed Deep Impact was positive tested to Ipratropium, resulting in his disqualification. Connections announced the colt would retire to stud after that season in a syndication deal worth 5.1 billion yen. yeare Deep Impact then won the Japan Cup and Arima Kinen before being retired for stud duties.
>>575762223Hello Doto my old friend....
KONICHIWA MY CHINCHONGS, THE NAME'S SECRETARIAT, DOMO ARIGATO MR. ROBOTO LOLOUTTA THE WAY TINY *flicks akebono in the forehead and knocks her down*
>>575761954horses are made for running and breedingafter that they just explode if you're not careful
>>575761634You've got a long while to save for what other bwos mentioned.
>>575762901
>>575762236Sad he never bred
>>575762901almond whore
Are there weird cross class skills Summer Goldship can abuse or is she whatever?
>>575761858Why is Curry chang Guts a must pull for Fronts
>>575763080That's my wife you're talking about, bud
>>575762574beautiful
My trainee found out that the only thing well taken care of in my apartment is a framed picture of the two of us and she wouldn't stop sobbing
>>575763119Vying for the Throne from Guts King when that releases, since she can run as Pace
>>575763043She's taller than me...
>>575763160
800 WIT IS ENOUGH
>>575763043I can see Digitan being less spooked by her grandma than she is by her own classmate umas, honestly. The contrast would be hilarious, because all of Digitan's classmates would be completely in awe of Big Red. The strongest, the fastest. THE TREMENDOUS MACHINE.
>>575763406sure thing
people call palmer stam a whale card but can I use a selector or two on it? I heard it's passable at LB1 and I have nothing from here to 2nd anni to pull on or use a selector on
Uma made me develop a fetish for shortstacks.
>>575761901>deutscher sexWhat happens during that...
>>575763456We have the club just for you
>>575763073too sickly...
Girl what are you talking about? You're 30 years old, just fucking marry me already.
>>575763406>800 WIT IS ENO--ACK
>>575763347She's just like me.
I JUST realized brian can't get the triple triple crowns because she has to race maya instead of osakai hai
>>575762003Sweet because she's a dirter
>>575763373>>575763472something involving fur suits
>>575763585it's a flat track, wit is needed but not for the reason you posteddelete it now bro it's embarrassing for you and me
>>575762665Good Ole Tumblr posts
>>575763578She is an alcoholic and wants to get her life together first
>>575762640based based basedjaps like big american cock
>>575761824haha ja bratworst
おーおうえん。。。
>>575763406>those coins>no lessons availableGwo didn't balance...
>>575763654
>>575763762imagine kissing her for the first time
Will JP ever implement a feature that lets me send an uma from the end of career screen straight to the meat grinder?
>>575763693Opera O is still a maiden in love!
>>575763762why is her trainer levi from AoT
Ricky is so cute
>>575763743imagine if some japs put together enough money back in the day to bring secretariat over for a bit like pharoah is now
>>575763810
>>575763472>>575762293my paizuri slave
>>575763973digitals line is still alright
Mr. C.B likes women btw
>>575762665Thank you for sharing, I enjoy horse lore
>>575763814Digitan mental destruction
>>575763727>not doing it while marriedSo she's a fumbler like Falco
>>575763876Probably not, but I definitely need that drawn.
>>575763762Sleepy Digitan cute
>>575764085I bet she'd get a nosebleed and end up passing out
>>575764129
>>575764129why is his eye yellow
>>575764085I bet I'd get a nosebleed and end up passing out.
>>575764093Light Hello invented being an umadol, you know
>gosling /v/tards reacts to gooner shit>not super cute CB family propagandaalways knew you guys are soulless but lmao
>>575764241Toreina dojutsu
>>575764241he's in the zone
>Falco and Brickey got 6L on Xoggys that didn't gas outbratty frontfag players deserve correction.....
>>575764129is oguri that big
>>575764504Post their builds
>>575764285>he cares more about the thread's reaction to something instead of reacting to it himselfAre you retarded or just that butthurt?
>>575764129Ogrin aint have allat
https://x.com/LyonmanX/status/2082446530490126367Mejiro Mejiro hikari no michi wo
>>575764504>Didnt gasAre you sure, anything above 3L feels like gas territory
>>575763373I'm not immune to propaganda
>>575764504You know that if murmur procs midrace, instead of gasing out at the end it will just reduce your spurt velocity, right...? They only way to actually tell is hakuraku
I require your finest fanart for the next OP
>>575764998
>>575765067>>575765113>>575765113>>575765113>>575765069>>575765089>>575765093>>575765114Better luck next time!
>>575764932I want to go to sleep and dream of this future.
>>575765143
