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Digitan Protection Society
https://youtu.be/xSlGPvp8MPs
>>575765113everyone shines like this
Tachyon LOVE
>>575765185digitan is a dyke
>>575765272sex
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>free srs are meta for autoAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>575765383sex
Just got the SSR selector and was going to use it on Maruzensky speed and then use a crystal. Was it alright with just LB1?
>>575765185DIGITAN RABU
>>575765383Frequently, yes
>>575765507I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will cum inside of herI will impregnate herI will call her mommyI will be happy!
GIVE ME MY WELFARE 20 TOKENS YOU HAG
The propaganda's working
Burned off my cast iron seasoning again award
>>575765113Bright cute! Cute Bright!
What does it mean to be 'genetically compatible' with your trainee
Nice nature is my daughterwifeMayano needs to fuck off stop trying to get me out on a sex offenders list and prison... Little brat... Bet she would be hot in like 2 years though...
>>575765717wtf I love Curren Chan now
>>575765708palmer wouldn't do this. she'd just sulk and contemplate suicide.
>>575765562Sweepy standing splits erotic...
>>575765791It means her milk will taste all the sweeter.
>>575765791It means your dick is built for her umanko and vice versa, and she will pop out many beautiful healthy strong babies for you.
RAMONU IS A HOME WRECKER
>>575765587Yeah, anything else above 1LB is whale tier/a luxury, unless you really need that next level of a hint ((You) don't)
>>575765960how? she has zero interest in romance
>>575765870How SHAMELESS
Fatikanetannhauser
>+65% Training Bonus>+20 Special Priority>no rainbows for three turnsOur Grand Concert, everyone
>>575765998Still hard to believe Ido's a female artist with how much gosling inducing her fanarts are
If Secretariat were to be added how exactly do you write him to represent the strength of America in uma racing
>>575766060>>575766049>>575765870Mentally ill umas are cute
seabiscuit being urara tier with man o war being her tard wrangler
>>575766154woman arent always cringe, bad and unfunny, they got their uses
>>575765995>25 vs 35 spec
*ahem* seiun sexo seiun sexo seiun sexo seiun sexo seiun sexo seiun sexo
>>575766215praising and kissing chrono
How much stamina/recoveries does Oguri need to beat 2x murmur and 2x 564? How much does she need to beat 8x murmur?What if I run2x subdued pace/fronts2x flustered pace/fronts4x murmur2x sharp gazeHow much stamina will the oguri's need to survive that?
>>575766423How are you running 4x murmur
>>575766402You seriously want to sex a boy?
>>575765383tracen academy needs to change all uniforms to this
>>575766356
>>575765995Below 35 spec is roamer tier. 1LB is such a stupid gaslight. You need 3LB.
>>575766768Seiun Sky is a boy in a man's worldAnd I'm a man who loves to play with boys
>>575766748you can go against 4 debuffers>>575766423considering you can setup a 5 recoveries ogurin where one or 2 of these is a gold, don't worry about itany oguri above 800 is safe
>>575766748Only running a single gold skill + gold ship inherent.
>>575766785Agreed
>>575766820Silly...
>>575766848you want a roamer highroll card, that's why you use 3 speed cards and that's why 0LB Maruzen is good, but 1LB is nice for these times she shows up in speed
>>575766768I would drag my dick through broken glass for a 1% chance to hit
>>575767015>you want a roamer highroll cardNo, I don't. I want a rainbow highroll card.
i love it when anons suggest to spend 60k carats for an extra 3% chance she shows up on speed
>>575766820Adventures with Sirius uoh...She has a pilot license you know.
>bring rob roy for guaranteed right handed>doesn't even get to the 2nd part of her chainUseless fat tits
>>575767091Then you don't use Maru not even MLBd, you use Kita+Tachyon+Sweepy if you want to click speed nonstop
>>575767062
>>575767247HOW SHAMELESS
>>575766882To be clear, I want to kill the oguri's for my Sweepy to sweep. What's the 5th recovery?
yaeno muteki looks similar to bamboo memory
>>575767118At some point people are going to have to accept that Maru is not a good card
>>575765537It really is sweet...
When are free pulls or tachyon card
>>575767559
>>575766927
>>575765537calm down buddy i'm not reading a novel
>>575767681bwo.........
>>575767247
>>575767681Ended roughly 3 days ago
He messed up so bad he couldn't get Light Hello for himself...
>>575767523She is amazing because of her skills. With some skill hint luck, you can quite literally get almost every single front skill you could ever want. That's why you take her. Her star's aren't good, but having almost every front skill is just amazing.
I want Shichi to sit on my face
>>575767681uhhh
>>575767681duuuude, tachyon free pulls are over, now are only teio/turbo ones
>>575767753
>>575767867who would want a washed up alcoholic fatty? she should be grateful trainer even acknowledges her.
>>575767875That is fair
How high does my dirt aptitude need to be in order for the clanker to win the Dirt races with a decent consistency?
>>575766115You do know that 20 special priority is something like +3% to the probability?
>>575767062Getting my life micro managed by my trainee...
>>575767986>who would want a washed up alcoholic fattyThat would be me
>>575767784
>>575768120D
>>575767021All that? For a boy?
Dig here, Windy!*unzips dick*
>mild hypeIt's over I thought concerts are only 1 per season
>>575768165
>>575768365that's an instaglue
>>575765870flat fuck sutiru
>>575767463shake it outgourmand + corner/straight + 777 + uma2 + shake it out, it doesn't mess with her unique at all
>>575766402>>575766768>>575767021>>575768283cute boySei-chan would be able to go topless on a beach because she's a boy.
>>575768368>>575768165Made for nakadashi with hand-holding + interlocked fingers, kissing, and whispered confessions of love.
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>>575766368Because Kita always hugs speed with her priority, right.
>>575768573based
>>575768558https://x.com/Kunitworo/status/2039197820503130187
>>575768558She wouldn't actually because I'd rape h-
>>575768558>Seiun goes topless on a beach because she's flat like a boy>everyone is staring>wtf why>there are no male umas>Seiun has to keep pretending while being embarrassed
>>575767867More like she messed up so bad that she couldn't get her torena to breed with her. Although, to be fair, as the trainer that is partially his fault as well.Tracen only hires male trainers who are descendants of G1 winners. They don't want them to waste their superior umamusume genes on losers. He legit would have gotten fired if he had started a serious romantic relationship with Light Hello.The same goes for the player character, they can have casual sex with ningens or loser umamusume, but they have to use protection and cant enter a serious relationship with them. They are not allowed to do anything that would get in their way of seducing winning umamusume to breed with.
Tracen is short for Training Center
light hello is what happens after the goal failed screen
>>575768861>>575768786P-Powerful imagery
>>575768962it's so fucked up that the japanese fanbase let cygames get away with that shit. ToreSen gakuen..
Sei-chan developing an exhibitionist fetish!
Seix
Is boy Umanko good for you?
>>575769645Its VERY good for you and promotes good health
>>575766230At absolute minimum he'd have to be bighearted. Like a less otaku-ish version of Digitan. The kind of golden retriever type uma that everyone immediately gets along with.But then on the track, even during an unserious partner run she'd be so fast nobody at Tracen would even make her have to work for the win. And after racing everyone who wanted it (and losing zero times despite doing them all in a row), she'd laugh a big laugh and thank them for all being such good friends with her granddaughter. Cue patting Digitan on the head as Digitan tries to shrink away into nothingness from embarrassment. Yep, that's what I'm thinking.
>front runnerSTOP
>>575769845Good enough for GP.
>>575769645>boy Umankothere is no such thing because only women and umamusume(musume means daughter or girl in japanese) have vaginas/manko. Hope this helps, american-san. <3
ningenmanko can't be that bad
Remember to carry your boyuma to the couch then rip off her skirt.
Bed Breaking sex with Satono Diamond.
>>575766820>back in japanI feel bad for sirius knowing what happened
>>575769645We call it bokumanko 'round these parts.>>575769769Post so descriptive and slightly self indulgent to the point where I'd believe that Digitan herself is the poster
is kitachan a boyumaeven with these huge milkers
girl uma
Fuji Kiseki finds your scent pleasing. Do you enjoy her scent, too?
>>575770164she's ryan with better hair
How are there no B clubs recruiting? Was Grand Concert that big of a success?
K guess I'm not reinstalling this dog shit game for the free pulls and tachyon cards then. Thanks YouTube and the games useless rejects being useless again telling us about shit too late with their dysgenic fucked up retard voices
>>575769913NTA, but unless you plan to use that legacy on El Condor Pasa, no it isn'tStyle sparks are shit, only good for mutation purposes.
Seiun Sky reminds me too much of that one smoking anime catgirl...
man, nothing ventured is such a goated skill for xoggers this CM and festa's card goes so well with herbut if you hit that 10% chance, it's like an ASE crit on her head
mares won
>Wit cards with 35 prioAAAAA why do all wit cards suck, they are never on wit!!!>SMaru with 35 prioSign me up, OP card
>>575769769>The kind of golden retriever type uma that everyone immediately gets along withhe was more of an entertainer, like Obey's fake personality except real
>>575770349my b+ club has no inactives when theres usually about 3 purged per month
>>575770367Some anons have foresight. Others need more sight.
>>575766346seabiscuit was more like tama
>>575770405She'd never smoke.Smoking bad.
>>575770405that's racist>>575770503people cry about finemo all day but they still use her, when it hits it hits
>>575770261I have gotten erect just from her scent alone.It has made some public events quite difficult for me but I manage to suppress it.
>>575770503It is extra funny because the biggest selling point of the card, the big TE, requires you to level facilities, with a roaming cardPeople saw big number and did not even think about how it worked in gameAnd to think there were people actually recommending it as a generalist card
>>575770804
How do you convince Sei-chan to wear a micro bikini
What has more value? mlb creek or 1 copy of speed maruzensky? For the selection ticket I mean
>>575770928Same way you consider your male friends to wear micro bikini.
>>575770804Holy shit is it real?
>>575770942MLB Creek, unless you play fronts
Thank you, Oguri, for winning something i clearly misclicked on while setting your agenda.
Just saw a short with the speculation that Cygames already have the rights to Phalaenopsis due to a steam tag with its name.The profile in question is friended with the other profiles that played Peak in Pakatube, all those profiles uses the horses/umas names.
new alt
>>575770349Anon, the month isn't over yet.The high tier clubs can start recruiting now, but there isn't much point in B clubs recruiting while higher rank clubs still have opens spots.>Was Grand Concert that big of a success?No, but independent training was. My club was on the verge of dropping from B+ to B before that started, but in the last week we moved up from 2990 to 1400. We probably wont make it to A this month, but we will in August.
>>575770928act dense enough with her until she has to resort to that to get a reaction out of you.>>575770985but I haven't done that yet...
If only groundwork also appeared, would have been usable for long.
>>575771185>but I haven't done that yet..."as a joke" it's always "as a joke"
>>575770928Get her very horny
https://youtu.be/EvM_IowbwL0?si=WAkAwgZjXsexPdpVTL;DR power cards suck as they have always sucked
>>575771316Well shit I need a guaranteed groundowork
>>575771078anon Phalaenopsis is owned by North Hills, they've had the rights to her and her brother Kizuna since the project began since they're owned by Fujita's best friends
Sei
>>575771018ty bwo
>>575771428Same, the green hints are really good too for this CM
Is Student C literally us
>>575771081
>>575771248I'm sorry anon, but none of my friends are homosexual enough for that to work.
>>575770349It's rare for someone to stop logging in, last month we only had to fill 2 spots I think.No one here likes grand live but with auto being a thing, it seems like we will have no departures for a while. Maybe if someone wants to aim for a higher club with auto fan gains but that rarely happens too
Agnes love!
>>575771468>be friends with john umamusume>gives the right of your horses because you're cool>they don't use itWhat did Cygames means with this?
>>575771581Literally me
i give king halo the right to sit on my face
would you trade restraint for 1star medium and 1star uma2nevermind the blue spark, even speed 1 would've been fine here
Kingu halo does not need to ask for permission
>>575771764Not enough horses to start expanding the lore with Umerican Tracen... yet.
>>575771870
IMAGINE if tabaru wins the larc while his dad is busy shilling KFC
>>575771581>>575771770But neither of you are runners. Nor umamusume.
King Halo can do whatever she wants.
>>575772047I'm a loser at the least
>>575771770Light Hello's hips are fucking absurd.
>New Condition: Slow Metabolism
will inherited festive do anything?
>>575771770C for Curren Chan
Gotta get that stamina up...
>>575772004>>575771870Wouldn't it smell really bad
>>575772190yeah it'd do something. hope that helps
>>575772190it'll make you jolly
Tipped into 1M for the first time
Looking up Grass' skirt
>>575772407You're a merry guy.
this week of training has not been buono my BIG oshi is so close to getting both dirt and med A but the game keeps screwing with meBUT I WONT GIVE UP! so far it seems im close to getting the results i want i just need to hit at least 800 stam and tone down pwr and spd i hope everyone is having a buono week and youre getting the results you want!keep it buono!
Can we get some hot umasex
I really want to do auto careers with King Halo so that I can earn fans for her, but King legacies have no value for me.Regular King has bad compatibility and ult is terrible. Cheer King's is strong enough to make those legacies useful, but only for players who DON'T plan to enter Cheer King into CMs themselves.
compatibility is gaslight
>>575772190It will give you a small heal and a small speed boost, but that speed boost wont caryover into the late race, and you wont get any acceleration.Inherited Festive is only good on 2200m courses.
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bros its out
Noooo Bobo!! I'll lick your tongue to make it feel better okay?
>>575772751It's /uma/ semen retention week. No. No we can't.
>>575772668wow bonoanongodspeed
Brofe!
>>575773030>semen retention weekMate, I'm alone this week, I've been doing nothing but blasting semen into the toilet all week. That and gayming.
Thanks bro...
>>575766230superboss tier and nearly unbeatable. even with the highest possible stats you've basically got a slim chance of luckshitting a win against secretariat, and if you do you get a special award and 10 free 10 pulls
>>575771764they'll implement her once they start shilling the golden gen again
>>575773481Why are you blasting it straight into the toilet?
>level 5>bobo didn't finish her chain AGAIN
>>575767504post irl bamboo memory, I wanna see if this is true
i'm reading falco's career story and it's kinda ass ngl bwos
>>575773269Mocha Java monsters are the best flavor of monster
>>575772915ah, thx. Im gonna end up going only xog outta laziness again.. (thought about running camp taiki)
>>575767887Gold City smile in my heart
So much boy umanko this thread, very good
>>575773481It's ok, anon. I just made that up on the spot because I felt like it. I too have been cranking my hog to Umamusume Pretty Derby characters.
>>575771081>3D artists will do this for her but not for the otherswe are living in hell
>>575773892Seiun Sky is a girl
>>575773719they didn't have access to any of her rivals back then
>>575773963Proofs?
>>575771870a caboose that first-rate on your face would kill you, anon. why do you want to die?
>>575774015
>>575765674i would do this but only if she lets me pamper her sometimes
I hate having a whoma wife. People wouldn't even know she existed if I didn't post her from time to time.
ExcelUma (29/30) is looking for new members to join in its journey to be a comfy B-B+ club (soon).>interested in competing for CM>into spreadsheet/AutoUmatic autism>no fans quota Club ID588536995please put /uma/ on your profile so we don't go full IRS on it, also I haven't been posting recruitments recently cuz work has been chaotic recently (had to clean 5 fish racks yesterday fml)
>>575774150Shakurbro...
>there are torenas in here that would fuck their bro's brossy
digitan end or late for cm17?
>>575774329daring strike
>>575774223I was gonna say she's not that whoma but I look at danbooru and Air Shakur has over double the amount of fanart she does. Jesus, she's even more whoma than I thought.
>>57577419529/30 we're almost there...
Whoah, it's really is Fusaichi Pandora for the 3rd swimsuit outfit. The skimpiest since Maruzensky. Summer Satono Crown last year was also in bikini but she had that sarong thingy below.
>>575774195What's the inactivity quota?
>>575774418But why are you saying all this without telling us who said uma is? Do you want her to be forgotten and lost to time, torena?
>>575774109Anon, surely you can find a more feminine Seiun Sky image than THAT.
Amazing. This is MANT's story but TL;DR although this time it wasn't the endingFuck you Etsuko
Still can't decide if I want to do 200 more pulls for Tachyon or just take my 2lb drunken tiddy monster. Nor can I decide if I want to main pace chasers of late surgers, which are apparently the only combination in the game you can't be a f2poor to have both. It's too much! I need somebody to make all the decisions in my life! Save me, Shiraoki-sama!
>>575774329If you have mr. CB wit then endIf you have Natie wit then lateIf you have neither?? follow your heart
>>575774707boy uma lovers look away
>>575770405Cheval could fit with one of the tenants
>>575774527Yada yada mama...
>>575774653it's her
sekkusu
>>575774527Nature is healing...
>>575774306My bro...
>>575774952Yeswith YOU
>>575774527maruzen power crept
>>575774941>shakur has double the fanart than kawapriwhat the actual fuck? and all this time i thought she was more popular than that because of how many posters she had when her banner dropped. and yes, that is disregarding the propaganda postiing
>>575774952That's what I said to Bakushin
>>575774741run lates
Mathematically speaking, Wit and velocity skills don't seem worth fussing over at all. Obviously if you have already maxed the fuck out of your top speed in every way possible, you might as well work on that, but otherwise it seems pointless.Am I missing something? I haven't delved into hill mechanics but I'd be surprised if it's that huge of a factor.
Class 5 bros, whats retention right now?
>>575774527>>575774885>trans flag colorssisters we can't stop winningfirst bakushin and north flightnow fusaichi mama
>>575774941Ok I actually feel slightly bad because kawa's actually very cute. But also in what world do you live in to have thought that she was more popular than shakur..
>beta MaruzenskyI don't think they ever mention her being british in the game or cingray, but she owns a lambo, private beach mansion, maids etc i think they kept the prestigious family part
>>575773665it's the most efficient, why aren't you?>575773901that's okay, chiyotard
Falco looks so retarded here
>>575774738My favorite part of MANT's story was how right after Etsuko got the media to set up a points system, Oguri Cap just goes and undermines all of her efforts by winning every single G1 race besides the Tiara tour and some of the JBCs.Then after wining the TS Climax, her torena has the nerve to tell Etsuko that the best umamusume is actually whoever is your favorite not whoever had the best record.
>>575775353rude she's just round
>>575775429I fucking hate MANT's story so much. I was very disappointed with the generic ending and the very part that you said
>>575775353No one says this
>>575774132Her brain would malfunction.
>>575774527>>575774885holy fucking SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX WITH MOTHERS AND THEIR DAUGHTERS
>>575774885>>575774527MARE CHADS WON...
Digimanko?
someone pls respond>>575775238>>575775238>>575775238
>>575775323but I'm not retarded.
>>575774527matingpressmatingpressmatingpressmatingpressmatingpressmatingpressmatingpress
>>575775073Fanart isn't a perfect measure... Shakur has a much more striking appearance than Princess, regardless of their stories or voice lines or personalities. She is interesting to look at, so people want to make pictures of her.
>>575775073As somebody deep in the trenches searching her in various places every day I am well aware of just how unpopular she is. Your judgement is clouded by a couple autists, including me, posting her semi frequently. I'm so jealous of this Fusaichi Pandora alt. They're rivals why couldn't she have gotten one too? People would have drawn her for once, people would talk about her for once, people would care about her for once. If she gets one piece of fanart in a week I got lucky.>>575775275Well I don't know I didn't think people cared about Air Shakur.
>>575774885sex sex sex sex sex sex I now like her toosex sex sex sex sex sex sex sexAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCKKKKKKK
>>575774952
>>575775073She's the designated ikemen boy uma in early days, and many are into that... later replaced by Katsuragi Ace and now Stay Gold...
what a strange situation>having to play the game during mant made me hate the game>having the game play itself during grandlive made me more consistently log in, enjoy the gamewhen do i start hating grandlive
>>575775073Cygames legitimately hates KawaPri. Both her base and her alt are comically unusable. She never gets any coverage or media appearances. All cards featuring her are dogshit. I would not be surprised if she gets another alt sometime this year and it is also deliberately sabotaged.
>>575774527>>575774885Is this discovered through the new support cards?Why would they leak swimsuit outfit like this though
>one relevant green>longwell an upgrade over my previous pama, cheap inherit too for my ricker
>>575776051i wonder who else they hate...
>>575776051
>>575775073I'll say this as a kawapri enjoyer, she's pretty and cute but her career story was really lackluster and it's all just about her cartoon princess autism
>>575774628haven't decided on that yet, might decide on that later
>>575776051>She never gets any coverage or media appearancesYeah that bothers me too. She's never included in any collabs like this or the KFC one. She never gets any merch, nothing. I would take any fucking scraps, crumbs even, that Cygames would give me but I get nothing. It's genuinely depressing to be a fan of an Uma that only a handful of people care about. I don't even think her seiyuu cares about her.
>>575774527>>575774885SSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
>>575775189No one Velocity skill is mandatory, however you do need to have a good number of them if you want to win. They only generate a tiny bit of extra distance, but the margin of victory in CMs is often tiny as well. They really add up.As for Wit, it really falls off after 1200. Now that getting 1000 wit is easy its not as much of a concern as it used to be if you arent XOguri.Still, wit is much better than you might think, its not just skill activation, its reduced stam, and extra speed on down hills along with just extra speed in generall. The reason your End closer is able to catch up to the pace chasers before the start of the late race in career mode despite not having any skills, is due to wit (and to a lesser extent power) not speed.
>>575776392
GL's story is actually so kino
>>575775238seesawed into class 6 this week, but iirc getting to about 700k is a safe bet
>>57577620690% of my knowledge on stinko comes from a twitter artist and nearly every text post they make is them lamenting over how little attention cyge gives her so I'm willing to believe this.
>>575770850The reason she was recommend was because 1. She is good at low 0-1LB.2. You can get 1 additional copy from the ticket.3. She is really strong for Fronts.4. She is good for a long time.5. She has a rerun banner sharing with the best wit card and only ~2 months later.People just don't know how you are supposed to use her. You want to basically chase hints + buy them as you can. That lets you just shit out a ton front skills off one card. It's why she becomes so much better at LB3 because of the maxed out hint frequency and levels.
Odds I do one more stinky nature on autoEvens I uhhh.....Dubs I handpick my stinky nature
>>575776458>The reason your End closer is able to catch up to the pace chasers before the start of the late race in career mode despite not having any skills, is due to wit (and to a lesser extent power) not speed.No, it's actually because of the innate strategy modifiers.
>>575776468Cuteki
>>575776051It'd be funny as fuck in events when umas get paired with their offsprings. Like Spe will be Buena and Cesario, Kingu will have Kawakami next to Equinox kek
>>575776359I don't know how you can say you're a Kawakami Princess enjoyer and say her story is lackluster. It's literally my favorite one in the game. I teared up when all the fans turned on her and she felt like she needed to change how she acts. I like how she decides she'll go her own way and not care what people think about her. I like how she calls you her prince and there's definitely a romantic undertone to the career. and her hot springs scene was sweet as hell.
>>575776479
>>575776593Ok good. I really didn't feel like playing today, I didn't do a single manual run
>>575776679Wh-Why theWhyWhy the longWhyWhy the long facehahahahahaha
>>575776468She's got that :D in her
next jiggohttps://jiggie.fun/Z7_MF_>https://jiggie.fun/Z7_MF_https://jiggie.fun/Z7_MF_>https://jiggie.fun/Z7_MF_https://jiggie.fun/Z7_MF_
>>575776468>>575776869
>>575776574No one gaf about dirt uma in 90's if your name is not Hokuto Vega, atleast Windy has loyal artists and fans
>>575775238Sorry gwo I have never been in class 5 outside the week that I was forced into it because I was climbing from class 0. I have been permanent class 6
>>575776574
>>575776969tongue kissing
>>575776590Why did you ditch your Seiun Sky in Finals
>>575777025Shina is so elegantly cute.
>>575776468>Tracen AcademyI thought her name was Yaeno Muteki
>>575776661It was lackluster in terms of racing autism, like wanting to winning races, facing rivals, stuff like that with most other uma careers, forgot to add that. The main theme in her career was just 'bee yourself :)' and very little about racing achievements, but I'll be honest that part when she gets sad and trying to change got me too, but it doesn't hit me as hard emotionally as winning strong rivals in unwinnable races like in Nice Nature's for example, that shit had me bawling
>>575776595No.If that was the case then the NPC end closers would be able to catch up to the NPC pace chasers before the late race starts in career races too. Even with their low modifiers in the early race, if not for Pace Down, your end closer would be running with the front runners by the midrace in career mode, due to their superior stats.The innate strategy modifiers are the reason that End closers can still win races even when they DON'T catchup to the pace chasers by the late race.
kawakami is ugly as shit dude, her hair is stupid, her personality is just "hiiyaaa princess punch", her racing outfit is a pink ugly not a even a cute pink like Falco or a sexy pink like Taiki alt, her only redeeming quality are her eyes but they are inferior to Daiwa Scarlet because they are blue instead of RED, i don't believe anyone who says kawakami is their wife like seriously nigga you don't like her genuinely you are just being a contrarian to be LE UNIQUE one trainer who likes her, same shit goes for shink windy but i'm not going to talk shit about her because she at least is FUNNY with her bratty mood, kawakami is just BORING
>>575774102I want to die happy.
do umas like this shampoo or is it a bit 'too' on the nose?
>>575777402Nope, it played out the exact same way in early URA when everybody had 300~ Wit while NPCs had 500+. The innate modifiers mog pretty much every possible Wit/skill configuration.
UMAREMINDER this is the real reason why they broke her legs btw.
>>575777623she is based, idols are cringe
>>575776392>I don't even think her seiyuu cares about her.I remember watching one of the lives here in /uma/ and when it got to Kawakami Princess' song, she sung it with such high energy that I was genuinely impressed how into it she got befitting of her character. Sucks that she pretty much got shafted.
Goo Goo Babies but the roles are reversed this time
so how does I, the trainer, going out on a date with another woman give my uma, the trainee, a mood up? are they all into cucking or what
>>575777030https://files.catbox.moe/c459h0.mp4upon further research I have discovered that apparently there's a cringe compilation (or something close to) of the irl windy? for some reason? did the japanese hate him or what
>>575777604kiseki's fit rivals el condor pasa's
>>575777372>It was lackluster in terms of racing autism, like wanting to winning races, facing rivalsWell what the hell did you expect? She had no rivals in the game other than Sweepy and the stuff with Sweepy was some of the best parts. Her career got added years before Cygames decided to go on a mare spree.>>575777443Unironically kill yourself.
>>575777730there is nothing wrong with polo shirts
so many 7s
>>575777025I often see denseposting over in the JP thread about Xina's trainer.Is her Torena among the leagues of Shichitore or Falcotore in terms of denseness?
>>575777713he was a fan fave who kept fumbling it is what is it
I finally managed to get Dirt BNW, though I had to make some serious compromises deck-wise to fit the stamina in thanks to Grand Cancert's "hit the speed button and nothing else" design. It really feels like I have very little agency over how the run goes outside of maybe chaining lessons to get to a song a bit earlier or picking one with a slightly better compounding effect I'll barely notice I have. It's a shame to see the game regress back to "speed growth over everything" again after it was more balanced in MANT and post-buff Unity, wit/power/guts growths all had their place alongside speed.Will try to rebuild Biwa to get Medium S, though I need to rebuild my dirt parent to make it happen and I shudder to think how many runs it's going to take to hit 1500 speed again.
>>575777457king halo would rather you live happy
>>575777757>no argumentconcession acceptedyour uma is shit and cyge is right for ignoring herthey made a mistake by creating her but they can't just remove her
>>575777708Dumping a load into a hag boosts your morale so much you train her better and she gets happy
post something cute
>>575777757I expected racing autism in racing autism game?
>>575777604the BEAST of the mejiro clan....
>>575777950So you just want every career to be the same story over and over again? Got it.
>>575777930
>trainer found the torextore yaoi stash
>>575777880falcotore, yesshichitore shouldn't even be in the conversation, he's just being reasonable trying not to read too much into things, especially considering shichi's atittude towards hime when he scouted her
>>575776570punchable face
>>575777880>>575777025She's just helping me clean up
You dont know what its like to have a favorite character and it just gets absolutely nothing without following niche artists that subject them to a fucked up fetish and you end up having to filter them out and get left with goddamn bread crumbs. Umamusume is popular enough that even the step children that live in attics are well fed. Don't talk to me about having a favorite literately who. Engage in more weeb games and you will see what its like to suffer as a particular fan of a character and then some fucking guy draws them as a giant hyper penis muscle freak not even respecting that his fetish is absolutely abysmal and nobody wants to see that in public tags on pixiv.
>>575778083Just being different doesn't mean it's good
>>575778087cute villain
>>575778164*fucks dober in front of her*GO AWAY FLATTIE, I'M BUSY!
>>575778171Lmao, your favorite Uma is giant hyper penis.
>>575778105I sometimes mourn the fact that digitaru was originally supposed to be a fujoshi because god, it'd be so fucking funny. It could've been beautiful. Cygames had eden and they traded it for a pillar of salt.
>>575777902>no replies to kino
>>575778171all I'm saying is kawakami is shit, is not that deepshe would be more popular if her design and personality were more appealing like prisma illya or madoka
>>575778171>84 images on danbooruoh, i know...
>>575778171I wish pixiv let you filter tags without having to pay for it
>>575778219Well I'm just going to call you a faggot and a fake fan and stop responding.
>>575778286flatties deserve sex too
>>575778171Its tough because sometimes the weirdos into weird shit also end up drawing beautiful cute things of the exact same character.
>>575774941lol
>>575777916I can only live happy with her.
>>575778171Rey Misterio...
Somebody get these beggers out of here.
>>575778171this might be one of the few suitable use cases for slop
>>575778171KawaPri does have some of the best dedicated artists
>>575777713Jack be proud.
>>575778497Grass is so popular...
>>575778608wow that umamusume is american as hell
>>575778382I won't even insult you back because I genuinely like her and just saying her career could've been better and that's enough to have you shitting your panties over an opinion but sure nigga
>>575778574>artists>with an sit's pretty much just this guy. at least that I know of
>>575778483Who is the La Parka of UmaMusume
My trainee isn't a literal who
>>575778346I was in the fucking trenches in like the era of something awful translating weeb games and you had to just browse forums to get literately anything. Do you remember danganronpa. If you didn't like Chiaki or Kirigiri you didn't get fucking shit. If you were into 999 and you didn't like the goddamn bimbo. You got nothing. The only thing you can appreciate about neptunia is their dedication to literately everyone despite having kusoage gameplay. There are people in the goddamn fate fandom selling themselves on the corner for just doodles of their unpopular picks. There are people reading this post right now who love Jojo and can think of a particular character and when they go to look them up. You get like maybe 5 to 8 results. >>575778551There is never a suitable case for slop. Pick up the pen or pay Miguel to draw your waifu.
>>575778334Ok anon, here's your (you). Would you like a forehead kiss too? I could make you some ramen or brew a cup of tea if you'd like.>>575778109True! Fuck that bitch! Not in a sexual way either!
>>575777902where steampunk tickezo.but good crew so far, best of luck on an S Biwa.>>575778334I respect BNWbwo putting in some sovl but I was in a shitposting mood, now I do my part.
Kawakami is lucky that King Halo is popular. Means she sometimes gets included as a third wheel.
>>575778574
GL is actually so kino bwosIt's just so PEAK. Didn't play because I was salty with my pulls but should have played GL earlier
>>575778668There is nothing in that image that makes her seem american as hell!!!
>>575777713not him but still funny
>>575778836>Means she sometimes gets included as a third wheel.she doesn't even get that anymore the main story chapter 2 mares stole it from her
no one ever posts marui dont get it
It is up to you to make your trainee popular. Make her win more G1s and she will gain so many fans her unique will level up
>>575778935There is one dedicated King Halo artist that still remembers to include Kawakami Princess.
>>575778769your trainee is a literal whore
>>575778298What would they even use as material? Theres so few males in the game.
>>575778920Teio's line before the concert
how the fuck?
>>575775317I like slightly blushing embarrassed Maru
>>575779126Auto runs. Took me about 12 attempts + rerolls to get it.
>>575778927the one who's being bit's tongue flopping out on the other side of his mouth is funny
>>575779204was the pink ticket really worth that amount of effort? Honestly I cannot be bothered to do any of those missions for a mere 500 carats. I got the selector and the rest of the missions will rot on my account for all eternity.
Light Hello is such a fine ass woman
>>575779296What effort? It's an autorun
>>575779296I spent it immediately and got jack shit so no.
>>575779204oh wait fuck, it's the unity cup spark lamo, I was like do I have to manual this and get the burning skills manually lol, I even got all 5 in one uma baka
i don't know how the keep doing it, but cm 17 is gonna be the worse cm by farbravo cygames
>>575779334yeah an autorun that accomplishes literally nothingIf I'm doing auto runs I'm looping not doing missions for $10 worth of carats.
auto is... strong?
tag yourselfI'm Ai-chan
>>575779296autoruns in unity still definitely have valueit's the ura finale and trackblazer ones where you're basically trading 15 energy for a mission complete (more, maybe, if the spark doesn't come through the first time)
>>575779416I need to Bakushin between those bakushins.
GL ended with a confirmation and being recognized by the one she had in mind when she made the eventUNLIKE ETSUKO'S STORYFUCK YOU ETSUKO
>>575779498kys
>>575779325She'd make a fine ass mother
>>575778824I have her, but most of her kit doesn't work too well here or is part of the scenario link already so I went with the regular version for access to Fast and Furious, the stamina growth helps too.I've actually won a couple of rooms thanks to some serious luck but I'm not expecting to get A finals this time, the meta and scenario combined are just too oppressive.>>575778797You should build a Dirt Kawakami Princess, join me in my insanity. She wouldn't even do that bad either with her innate NSM!
>>575779498I'm the old man reading your post wondering where we went wrong as a society.
>>575779594You can be one of the boys
>>575779498I'm not doing that. I do want to pet and cuddle with the weird green one on the right though.
>>575779498I want to be Bright
I fucking hate all of you
>>575779687Rulership is such a little failure
>>575779690hiii bright-chan!!
>>575779636>You should build a Dirt Kawakami Princess, join me in my insanity. She wouldn't even do that bad either with her innate NSM!As somebody that's already done this, yeah NSM is pretty good. Lates are still just an RNG fuckfest though so it's a crapshoot if enough accels go off at the right time.
>>575779498I want to be the fat, old, and balding trainer.
>>575779498I'm the popcorn
>>575779498I'm the tea. I'll be coming out of their pee hole later.
>>575778171
>>575779823comp?
>>575779498I'm the futon
>>575779498i'm the old man texting fusapan about how i reserved a love hotel for us after their sleepover
>>575779690sex with you
>>575780057Kawakami+double debuffer.Sometimes I run them front. sometimes I run them end/late. Just kind of damned if you do, damned if you don't. If you match into double Xog+debuffer lineups it's better to have them in front otherwise you want them in the back. I'll probably try 1 in the front 1 in the back for the actual CM.
I'm gonna make Kawakami Princess cry.
Does running two mystifying murmur work?
>>575780269By proposing to her like the prince did in the series final?
> Build Ines for TT> Absolute dogshit score 5 races in a rowI guess I need to build a well rounded uma in GL instead of training only wit and picking golds like they are chocolate
Any emulator that you can share partner ID directly to it?Too lazy to do the data input shit.
>>575779893not even necessarily a bad thing considering how good musaka was as a trainer. good for you, anon. you too can become a good trainer despite looking straight out of an ugly bastard rape doujin.
>>575780459No, to her grandma
>>575779752>>575780170Hoowaaaaaaa
>>575780083hot...
Etsuko was right and CMs should be ran under MANT rules. Winner takes all is BULLSHIT.
>>575779498Why do you even want to self-insert as the uma? Peak mental illness.
>>575780178how often does NSM hit?
if you aren't running 20 Auto runs a day to get all the carats you are literally bricking your account btw.
>>575780526what the fuck!?
>>575780683You'll collect all 200 carats long before 20 runs
im not winning this cm...
>>575780670I dunno it's hard to say. When things get bunched up on that final corner it hits quite often. It's definitely more consistent than it has been the past few CMs I know that.
>>575780747100 or 200?
>>575779727why
>>575780752You either use Xoguri and be called a faggot or you use something else and lose to Xoguris.
>>575779823Extremely based, well done. I've only managed to beat Oguri if she misfires so far thanks to my total lack of Wit
>>575780537Made for nakadashi with hand-holding + interlocked fingers, kissing, and whispered confessions of love.
>>575780526rigantona fucker...
Roomfags, what's the absolute minimum speed stat that you guys are willing to play on an ace?
>>575780816You can get 20 drops of carats a day. While doubled career reward campaigns are on that's 200, otherwise 100.
UF virginity taken with my oshi. Nice
my first-rate milktruck
>>5757810611600
>>575781040yeahhh that fits
>>575781061Cap only
How viable is it to hold an event where participants only use regular cards and everyone builds a horse on the same scenario? Can you you still make it busted by getting free option to pick parents?
>>575780537bright should have a pet hermit crab
>>575765113EVIL HORSE I HATE YOU
>>575781183
>>575781126
>>575781039
>>575779498I would be the girl with the gameboy
>>575781307that's my pov btw
>>575780537What does this have to do with running faster
>>575777443truth nuke, people only give a shit because she's King's daughter
>>575780537Amiya from Arknights
>>575780647why are normalfags like this
>started fan runs with some old 35 race schedule>later upped that to 41>then the 47 below, which still worked for some reasonauto fan runs are so fucking stupid. what's even the limit of this dumb shit?
>>575779498I want to put Ai's foot in my mouth
>>575781040N
>>575781385Her name is fuji-less Kiseki.
>>575781501*Ayabe from arknights
>>575781107>loli>>>/b/
>>575781516pottery
Just burn down this CM
>>575781765what a faggot lmao
>>575781752hmmmmmmmmm nyo
>>575781654
>>575781765i can imagine scarlet saying that
wahey
>>575781765DOUBLE DOWN
>>575781516You aren't fighting the 'mentally ill' part by posting THE mentally ill uma...
>>575781817>not yada
>>575781863that's the idea lmao>>575781816>today: +423k>7day avg: 900k>#23>bitching about sashesbrokie alert
started a manual run instead of auto award
>>575781765kek
>>575781040is it just me or does it look like she tanned in this pic
huuuh?
>>575780510roppei*
>>575779498Kitasan.
>>575781959gourmand didn't proc
>>575781867Give that back
>>575781952she isher original skin tone is classic japanese pale
>>575781795This is my oshi
>>575781959I remember I used to be so proud of my Creek for constantly winning in her long TT races before I understood how stamina works back in URA
should i just max out my mexican or use my ticket on something else
>>575781795The end maya result is a bit dubious because nobody's playing ends so she's low sample size, but a total of 4 umas, 2 being the same on different styles, being the only aces with a positive team win rate is quite horrible. Every previous xogslop CM at least had fronts putting up a fight.
>>575781765based
>>575781765My club is down to just me and one other guy. He wants Sprinter's Stake for some reason and I just click random common ones because Tazuna buys them for 20 instead of 10 like the shoes.
>>575782184Using it on Mr Cock and Balls
>>575781959Out-stammed :)
>>575781867wrong uma for that
>>575782184if you don't need to use on the usual suspects (maruzensky, mr cb, super creek, fine motion or kitasan black) sure
>>575782184Is it good for autoplay? ECP had a good run as a flex card, but is hard dead when her speed card hits at the beginning of Larc.
>>575782002where is she
>>575782410she ran away
>>575782410She's right there playing a Gameboy are you blind
nigger
Fuck off
>>575782467anon...
>>575782475falco wouldn't say this
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11886633
>>575782582me on the right
Me and nonny
>>575782475>falco_taking_a_pre_race_dump_on_the_track
>>575782478>>575782624sex oyakodondouble sexmega sex
>>575782582giwtwm
>>575782624me on the left
>Noon is gameplay/CM fag hour>Latenight is shizo gooners hourWhat a shitty general
>>575782624you're so right
>>575782719You mean it's brown hours rn
>>575781040Wife
>>575782616>>575782679YWNBAU
>>575782719total gooner death
>>575782719What exactly would you prefer the general to be like?
>>575782209>>575781795The fact that it's a D*rt track is what makes it such a slog of a CM
perfectly balanced
>>575782719That's been every gacha thread on /vg/ for the past decade
>>575782582super milk
>>575782794sorry Falcon but I LOVE OLDER WOMEN
>>575782775That's a man
>>575782475Falco would never say this
>>575782791i dont wanna be the uma i just wanna suck creeks fat tits while she strokes my hair
>>575782475falco would maybe say this
>>575782871no...
>>575782868>/vt/ranny
>>575782775she raped me
>>575782958How did she get browner
>>575782943YWNSCTWSSYH
>>575782624but that would mean you're both girls?
>>575782958>man-face She needs to be replaced
>>575783017Its the lighting
>>575782871>cosplay post>T-T-THAT'S A MAN. YES I AM SURE THAT IS A MAN HAHA THAT'S DEFINATELY A MAN. THAT'S OBVIOUSLY A MAN. I AM VERY SURE THAT IS A MAN. THAT'S A MAN I SAY. HHHMMMMMM THAT IS A MAN BRO. I ONLY KNOW MALES FOR MY WHOLE LIFE AND I CAN SAFELY SAY THAT IS A MAN. THAT'S A MAN. YES I CAN VOUCH THAT'S A MAN. THAT IS... DARE I SAY... A MAN COSPLAYING AS A WOMAN?! THAT'S A MAN FOR REAL. AAAAIEEEEE. YEAH I CAN SAY WITH CONFIDENCE THAT'S A MAN. I DON'T THINK THAT IS A WOMAN BRO, THAT'S A MAN I CAN SAFELY SAY. HOLY SHIT HOW CAN YOU NOT TELL THAT IS A MAN. THAT IS A MAN MY MAN. I LOVE MEN. SORRY TO SAY MATE BUT THAT'S A MAN, NOT A WOMAN. SORRY BUT YOU WERE WRONG, THAT ISN'T A WOMAN, IT IS A MAN. YEAH THAT'S A MAN. FORTUNATELY THAT IS A MAN NOT A WOMAN. HEY SORRY TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE BUT THAT'S A MAN. THAT'S A-
>>575783017vitamins and prayers like hulk hogan
>>575783043Over status update?
>>575782582Going to use this later despite the horrible art style.
>>575783017Looks like T'pol.
>>575783102Agreeable Teiopost
>>575782475i'm Falco and I would say this
guys stop this it's morning be calm
>>575783187I am gonna use Maru
>>575783017She gives everything for the role
>>575783234I'm not falco and I probably wouldn't say that but I would rape you if I ever got the chance to.
>>575783284its night time for me and i dont wanna go to bed yet >:(
>>575783284It's only 1:43 am
no one here actually wants to be an uma.
>>575783172you will never suck creek's tits while she strokes your hair
>>575783102>>575783221>Teiofags
>>575783284Its 3:43pm and I'm still at work
>>575783284ill cum to you, chevachi and mother later
>>575783298perhaps there are benefits to brown.
>>575783056I think (You) need to be replaced.
I WILL suck creek's tits while she strokes my hair
>>575782475based umadol. unlike that coalburner, c*rren ch*n
>>575783391>>575783317>>575783329NO IT'S 7:45>>575783392don't do that
>>575781346
>>575783338>aislop >NTR smile
>>575782719I'm too tired to play the game, but too wound up to sleep. What am I supposed to do other than goonpost and solve jiggies?>>575783102Thanks Teiobro, it's about time someone called out those faggots.
Vulcan umas!Race long and prosper!
Oyakodon!
>>575783391Teio wife Teio wife
>>575783474Femboys aren't cute
>>575783316reasonable post
>>575783474ew
>>575781346Is that King's bitch mother?
>>575783518
>>575783465Halo is a mutt
Post brown or tanned umas
I would never be the uma but maybe I'd cosplay one with someone else...
>>575783391
>>575783576Thank you anon. Let's make out together. As friends.
>>575783391>>575783518time traveler moves a chair moment?
Wish we had more of these slots it's not enough if you're trying to loop parents and have 6 viable candidates which have card overlaps.
>>575783654Who would you cosplay?
>>575783580>western artist
>>575783636Hot brown milf bitch mom!
>>575783683No I'm not
Teio greets you at the door after you come from work and stabs you 19 times in the abdomen and says "I am Teio"
I would become the uma. Not because I'm AGP or anything, but because they're young, healthy, and have a bright future.
I just woke up, stop being gay and having AGP
>>575783683Or an Aussie
when did Ai become an agp um
>>575783792that's hot
>>575783783
>>575783816I'm not AGP but I like posting cute pics
>>575783792Teio might do thisbut Curren would DEFINITELY do this
why does teio attract so many turbo autists? you niggas cant be normal about your love for teio or something?
WHAT THE FUCK IS AGP?
>>575783338you are wounding me anon please stop it hurts
>>575783797I'd become the uma both because of that and because of AGP and then end up just living a completely normal life because I'm a lazy bum who wouldn't care for competing in races.
>>575783767cute
>>575783836Even worse!>>575783783Or you're a ruskie
>torena has been acting bratty today
>>575783974
stop being gay
>>575783930mainstream characters always attract hyper autists and literal troons, see gold ship or AGNES
look global /uma/!I got both of them
>>575783953men wanting to be the girl during sexo (as opposed to autoandrophilia, when a girl wants to be the man during sexo)
>>575784045I did this
>>575783518I want to manhandle Teio's petite body
i want to break teio's legs and rape her on her bedroom during her recovery
>>575784092Congratulations. Now you can close it and go back to global server.
>>575784097my cute wife and her daughter
>>575784136
>>575784045
>>575784092
>child TeioGross>adult TeioNot bad
>>575784103How is this different than being trans
>straightsissies projecting their insecurities AGAIN
if an uma only gets 3/4 of the skill sparks i want to loop is it a dud or can i go into the next uma?
>>575783953>>575784103>AGP POSTER AGP ANON AGP AGP AGP AGP>all it was is HYPER FAGGOT TROON SHITaight... not sure what I expected>>575784235I assume the same way that it's TOTALLY NOT SUPER MEGA ULTRA GAY to like futa
>>575783962perhaps the only honest anon itt. I hope you get your wish
>>575784106>IRL Dantsu Flame retired with plans to become a stud, but they couldn't find any takers because his bloodline and body/conformation weren't looked at favorably (and Takarazuka Kinen was kinda pooh-poohed back then despite being a G1) so they un-retired him to run in NAR where he had a disappointing career so he was retired a second time only to die shortly after to pneumonia.
>>575783953Autogynephilia (AGP) is a term coined by sexologist Ray Blanchard in 1989 to describe a male's propensity to be sexually aroused by the thought or image of himself as a female. It involves cross-gender fantasies, behaviors, or anatomical desires.
>>575784235one is just a fetishthe other is a fetish but turned into an entire ego-defining identity that encapsulates all aspects of your life and everything you do
>>575784290If it's for the upcoming CM then I'll probably move on there
>>575784365this
>>575784330>>575784045This is the sort of manhandling I'll be doing with Dantsu Flame
>>575784092Don't use the whores
>>575784270cutie telling how it iskissable
>>575784235Its both mental illness and may let to the same end result. I wish they would all just vanish from the thread
uma musume is bad with AGP because half the cast are STALLIONS turned into girls to begin with
>>575784228That's just Rudolf
>>575784290look at your actual odds of succeeding HEREhttps://uma.moe/tools/lineage-plannerthen realize you're a retard waiting for a 1 in a million result who's getting 5 attempts a day
>>575784460from the planet***
None of you are really gay you just have a looking at cocks instead of playing MANT fetish
>>575784523>MANTNeck yourself, goy.
Newcutie hereLet's say i need groundwork from my parrents, is it better to have groundwork on both parrents or only one?
is this really impossible to turn into a spark and it's only locked to these two?
>>575784574ofc both
>>575784313when I die in like 50-60ish years (hopefully) I'll be reborn as a cute horse girl, definitely. also thanks anon.
>>575784357oh, thanks, and that feels like some sort of weird shit I would see being posted in speedrun threads
>>575784574ALL of them parents, grandparents
I would like to interrupt the trooning out to annouce that I find Gimlet very funny.
>>575782849
what's going on here
>>575784598bwo....
>>575783017she is slowly becoming the character
>>575784608>>575784625Ty, so chances are increasing got it
>>575784647ppl having melties about trans people for some reason
We fucked
>>575784270>>575784446Why did you reply to yourself
>>575784556HONEYADE
being reborn as a japanese race horse stallion and then being reborn again as an umamusume and having lots of yuri sex with other umamusume
>>575784743Yeah also stack sparks as much as you can. Also you have a higher chance to get the spark during insp. if its on your main parents
>>575784440be more specific
Anyone got an auto deck to hit SS in MANT while running ~28 races?
>>575784757
>>575784598right now yes locked only to them, in japan only other 5 girls has the skill
>>575783647so I bleached her out even further and she gave birth to the blue eyed kawakami princess
>>575784647I wish I could ryona this uma and then spend the next few hours taking care of her and tending to her bruises while patting her and generally being very loving to her. And then repeat the cycle the next day.
boy sex
i set independant training gold ship to "stamina mode" with 4 stam cards and she ended with B+ stamina. am i doing something wrong.
>>575784904>ugly gorilla
do you guys think they used umas to round up slaves when they ran away from the plantations?
>>575785014Yes.
I planned on saving my selector but then i got spooked by CB and Fuku and now I kind of want to use the selector sooner for parent farming. Don't know which one is better at low LB.
>>575785014Show deck, scenario and schedule
You couldn't show up before the long CM?
>I'm exactly $100 from the promos to complete a second sparkMan, this is rough
>>575785085They're in Japan, not America
>>575785014do it in gl
>>575785102you are not hitting any significant breakpoints out of vouchering>1LB Fukunyo...
>>575784945cumming on this boy's belly and thighs
>>575785085It it bad that I'm hoping they get the rights for American Pharoah? I just want more shades of uma.
Will cyka send out physical trophy for global too?
>>575785102>low LBdon't know about that but MLB Fuku is T0 on autoIf you don't have Fuku you HAVE to borrow Fuku
>>575785183>>575785118>>575785098nevermind i just realized she was set to fucking trackblazer
>>575784945
>>575785102I think Maru and CB you can have 1LB for parenting
>>575785254>more wokeness Fuck off
>>575785273
>only got the short version girls' legend U ITS JOEVER
This is basically naked wtf
Fucking done with ace.Not gonna try again until I can get my own 8/9* stamina parent or high affinity one appear in chrono.Impossible/too hard to get speed cap with only two speed cards.
>>575785565IM CONGONA FUCKIGN CUMMMMMMMMMM
>>575785565saigemusu is dipping their toes into ecchi so they can still appeal to a different kind of audience when the game inevitably starts dying.
I now have 1* Tachyon and 1* HelloWhich one do I use my spark on?
>>575785565Truly a prostitute
>>575785397it's a literal color pallet!
>>575785565Cygays should have just committed with the oyakodon banner if they want more money
>>575785651You want to MLB Tachy if possible.
>>575785565she strikes a cute pose while she waits for me to cum on her belly
>>575785565They should give everyone a swimsuit and have the unlock condition be $400
>>575785705this but unironically
>>575785674No forced diversity
>>575784756
>>575785651tachyon you need at least 3LB or max, Hello 0 is fine
>>575785254>more shades of umaseemingly only for mobs and American-born trainees
Fat umas
>>575783412I have been saying this
>>575785769>Hello 0 is fine
>>575785078>beautiful princess
>>575785565I thought there was only Seiun and Bright swimsuit
>>575785565This can only happen because she's Fusaichi Pandora. Imagine the rage from keiba fans if Almond Eye dresses like this.
>>575785705I'd pay that kind of money for a dating sim mode
>>575785820squeeze belly
>>575785820>from cheese
>>575785846for her to give you concert points in the career, yeah
>>575785756Digitan... easy on the googoo babies...
>>575785901I fascinated her by giving her a piece of cheese
>>575785565mares are dangerous
>>575785565>streetwalker shoesno wonder she got teen pregnant
>>575785565Looks same coverage as Maruzensky
>>575785879raging hardon
>>575777508This is a late reply but no.You are forgetting about the massive secret career stat buffs, even back in early URA you still had higher wit than them in career. You didnt move up nearly as much back in early URA. Golshi did, but that was because of her Ult.The style modifiers are part of the reason they move up sure, but all the NPC end closers have the same modifiers as your end closer. They dont move up like your uma does in career due to their low wit and power.
>>575785872It'll be like last year where we get 3 summer alts. Summer Pandora will be a solo banner like Vivlos last year (not announced yet though)
>>575785941I wonder if it's healthy to go to her oshis' concerts while she's so far along
>>575785565She looks like she fucks guys for money
>got Tsuru as 2nd place last URA racePleasant surprise
>>575785820but how does a competitive runner get fat? it makes no sense..
>>575785879they already say the birthing videos what else could they see
>>575786084I do that
>>575786103retirement and pregnancy
>>575786084>she fucks ugly bastards* for moneyFTFY
>>575785820>fat umasSex with them
>>575784357i had some agp as a teen shit was hot as fuck
>>575786169I do that too
>>575786036Everybody has those hidden stat buffs, including the NPCs, so that's irrelevant.
>>575786189Fucking Doto
>>575785565So they're adding more casual outfits that you don't have to roll for now? Sweet. Maybe we can see the umas wearing more than the stock default outfits.
just give me the fucking spark, MANTfucking piece of shit scenario
>>575786270No
>>575786084How do you think Almond Eye was born
>>575785979around mares, stay awares
>>575786141>>575786224UID?
>>575786103the body accumulates fat the same way as before but the runner does less exercise to burn it
>>575785879She's a bit more covered than fusapan sure but it's not like they made her wear a hijab either though
>>575786241that's what doto wants, the insatiable horndog
>>575786203same but it never went away so now I'm just a pervert
do I get shake it out + full tilt or do I gamble on the stamletness and get come what mayShe already has 3 heals + gourmand of course, and racing spirit moodThis is my first run, I'm not gonna bother with this hogslop CM.
my trainer showed up with agp
What is up, my fellow christmas oguris?
>>575784291Futa isn't gay thoughbeit
>>575786570hmmm....
>>575786403803837256004
>>575786491Dont post creek with your sick revolting fetish commentary, she'd be horrified by troons like u
>>575786232No its just you.
>>575786689No, it's not just you. Without said hidden stats the NPCs wouldn't be able to clear even a Sprint.
>>575786689wrong
>>575786570Hello 4 green rickey
>>575786543you're 100 stamina short
>>575786785alright, shake it out it is
>>5757867783, muddy doesn't work
>>575786856>standard>collab>steps>pace savvy
I really need stuff like these to be imported to my Lucky
>>575786570Festive dooesn't work well without triple7s no?
>>575786543Shake is useless if you can't actually get it to proc right at the start of late race using some bullshit
>>575786991Yeah, he's ratrdo.
Let's have a CM 17 room while I wait for TP to refill...474115334741153347411533>>575786991yeah, either 777 or uma2 otherwise you're memeing
>>575786998He got enough stamina for no debuffer. It would buffer him for some late proc one.
Purple.
>>575787158LolLmao
>>575786991>>575787021>being this retardedIt's a trash run. None of the events finished. You fags can't take a joke.
next thread will be sex
>>575787370>Not taking event up songs early
>>575787101resultsogubros...? why is solofront brickey winning?let's do another one782695507826955078269550
>>575784509>1.18% if I get all 4 skills in the run umm... so what should I be doing instead? I just started getting into looping cause of auto so I really don't know much
>>575787558Dam u guys sux
next sex will be reproductive
>>575787558Through the power of Feng Shui it has the secret solofront greenAlso they recently updated the game so solo fronts are less shit
>>575787673I thought that was more to help career fronting less assin a real race you still want front poskeep to be active...
>>575787663W-What?!
Baker-san.... onegai
The frontrunner experience
>>575787845no baking from me while I'm at wagie
>>575787558>Bricked gassed outKek
>>575787825you heard him
>>575787825my penis in dober's vagina and ejaculating without a condom
>>575787229But she is orange!
>>575787984
Is this ok? FAlco is borrowed and left is mine
>>575787558>brickey dying 50m before the goalNow that's the usual Brickey race.Last one, for a triple third place, like Nice Nature suggested.587670625876706258767062
>>575787813Maybe. I honestly don't know what the usual distance gap is between two fronts and the updated solo front, all I know is now it's not complete ass.
>>575787972Duramente is so lucky...
>>575787825>>575788026>>575787984Dober would be the type of mare that complains about pregnancy but then has sex every day under the excuse of pregnancy hormones.
I look like this
>>575788042don't you need angling
>>575788042Seiun Sky should be the main parent. No front can win without angling
>>575788042so on top of going through farming 6 + medium S + all chain events all in the same run, you ALSO want to add the layer of rng of A&S dropping from inspiration or not. brilliantjust borrow a seiun parent lol
>>575788136Dober would insist on a condom but get mad that you actually go through with it.
>>575788090
>>575788241That's the point of Seyun Sky as grandparent?>>575788241I still dont get it, when why you need grandparrents?
for how long is angling the must have inherit for fronts?I assume it gets powercrept in the future
I have a questiondoes stacking rainbows affect token gain? or is it some arbitrary thing like TE + scenario supports/linksLike do I get the same amount of tokens with double rainbows vs 1 rainbow + 1 fat TE card
>>575788316lmao anyway soon you'll run kitasan white + seiun sky on mediums
>>575788316white kita gives angling for top 3
>>575788042I mean sure, the affinity is fine, but thats not that important. What matters more is what sparks those legacies have.If you are training a front runner, Sky should be one of your parents, not one of your grandparents. It doesnt matter how bad her affinity is with your trainee.
>>575788050Told that guy his Brickey was understammed SmartFalconpointing.png
Palmer confessed to me but since I thought she was into Helios, I had already accepted Dober's confession...
>>575788316Modern day jp still relies on it>>575788305Grandparents are for when their uniques are good but not must have. You NEED Angling. You only guarantee getting an umas unique if it's the main parent.
>>575788305retardif you willingly want to torture yourself with the extra layer of rng that is the one skill the entire build hinges on dropping from GP in inspiration, then go ahead lol>>575788316nope. in fact most of the inherits that stay meta forever in jp are already in global
BAKER SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
>>575788298>no diamondThis is Bright cosplaying as Dia chan
distorted dahby image
is this the end of /uma/?
i fear this game is getting too complicated for my little brain
>>575788495the diamond is there. it's just lightly colored in the sun
What is the right path, double murmur or double dom?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSZDV_aPaGU
bread?
>>575788567Double dom+keen has a far higher win rate than double murmur or mumur+anything else on hakuraku
>>575788432>>575788449>>575788432>>575788449I'm just newcutie and parents Only thing that is come with difficulty to me>>575788365Got it
you guys are helpless in eu hours without me....,
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/NfJkak>https://jiggie.fun/NfJkakhttps://jiggie.fun/NfJkak>https://jiggie.fun/NfJkakhttps://jiggie.fun/NfJkak
its ok guys someone is definitely making a thread right now
>>575788557Don't worry, the game is complicated for me too. Still enjoy it though.
>>575788341Allegedly all the rainbow does is enable the training to give two tokens, so once you have it any extra headcount is the same (ignoring non umas?)
every time i open my song/lesson list i want to fucking kill myself
>>575788567Tachyon gets a free murmur hint, Valentine Flash as well.You can use these 2 as double dominator hybrids.
>>575788567This CM is stats/cards checkDouble MM to kill all fags that cheat on stamina.
>>575788567His debuffers only have Murmur so 567 is guaranteed to proc it
>>575788739>>575788742KINO
no one will bake until theexact moment i get tured of waiting and start baking myself. but the moment i post the bread here, another anon will have already baked 10 seconds earlier.
>>575788739Kys V
sayonara, /uma/, it has been a fun ride
>>575788739>>575788742welp
>>575788742>>575788739bravo retards
>>575788772Bwuh it was the 2nd replied image previous bread I think just use the Flash tho
>>575788773Mesumu
>>575788739>>575788742KEK
King's boobs sure are hugeBigger than I expected
you idiots you are so USELESS I should have been home to bake normally.......
>>575788567I was running Dom+Keen but after some testing and checking the usual stamina people have in CM rooms, I'm doing Murmur+Eyes+Siphon.Double dom is the better strategy if you aren't against shitters, but I don't think that will be the case.
Sorry this was my first time baking so it took me a bit. Go use the Ayabe thread.Can I delete my OP or do I have to wait for a Janny to clean up my mess?
>>575788942Why are you not at home you whore
>>575789045I'M AT WORK
>>575789014You can't delete OPsSince everyone's using the Ayabe thread anyway>>575788721this is the bread
>>575789096Alright learned something new for next time, cheers
>>575765708insanely thick huh? reminds me of light hello
