Previous: >>575788721>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Winning Ticket (alt) (3*), Narita Taishin (alt) (3*), Smart Falcon (alt) (3*), SSR Tokai Teio, SSR Twin Turbo, SSR Light Hello, SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Manhattan Cafe, SR Seiun SkyCurrent CM: Virgo Cup 2 - Ooi Dirt 2000m Medium/Right/Fall/Sunny/GoodCurrent Event: Wings of Steam and Steel, 1.5-Year Anniversary Celebration Part 2>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/9nwb91.jpg07/12 - Leo Cup - Sprint/Right/Summer/Firm/120007/14 - 1.5 Year Anniversary Part 107/16 - Copano Rickey (3*), SSR Manhattan Cafe, SR Seiun Sky07/22 - 1.5 Year Anniversary Part 207/22 - Grand Live Release - Grand Live Smart Falcon (3*), SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Light Hello07/27 - 1.5 Year Anniversary Part 307/27 - Wings of Steam and Steel Story Event07/27 - Steampunk Narita Taishin (3*), Steampunk Winning Ticket (3*), SSR Twin Turbo, SSR Tokai Teio>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Rulership (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
next bread will be butter
dirt love
Hallo cygames please give Oguri 3* stam 3* med with 20 white spark or I send nuclear bomba to japen thank yuo
Digitan LOVE
Tama sex!
>>575809407literally who even is this?
Stego cute.
wahey
Tachyon LOVE
>>575809508my mother-in-law
>>575809407Added to my paceGAWD plan
Umas that are literally you?
>>575809508My wife's mom
>>575809556Joshua...
>>575809571I dunno if there is a fat, ugly and balding uma
I HATE HELIOS
>>575809571There is not a single human being in existence that can, in any shape or form be even close to the perfection that are umamusume
>>57580957125-30 of them
>>575809528It's not fair.
>>575809714Shichi after I said Pandora's swimsuit is really good
I don't think I like training for medium cms very much
>>575809641stop making me fall in love with kingu all over again
>>575809714Pandora and Shichi should double team my dick
>>575809728That's not where her ears are.
>>575809928wtf I want this
>>575809978You can't take both of them
Hokko hokko! on my cocko!
>>575809978any shichi nonnies let's get him
Fuku
>3 SPD 2 WIT 1 Hello>can't get past 1250 SPD on auto with sprint focusdamn I fucking suck lmao
>>575809767The third dimension is never fair
Which one of them has the stinkier umanko?
>>575810158Dia. But it's the good kind of stink
Has anyone assembled the uma+races ultimate schedule for fan farming? That is, the theoretical max fans in auto since winning races seems to depend only on aptitudes and how many in a row you do.
When did Seiun Sky become succubus spec...?
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>575810145why do you need to hit 1200+ speed
>>575810158Dia, its an unexpectedly strong smelling umanko that you wouldn't think a rich girl like her would have.
>>575810262
>>575810330I just want to
>>575810330Sprint mode?
>>575809958Don't worry she is canon wife in Main Story 2
>>575809571
>>575810337>>575810262S-Stop looking at me like that, you're going to make me into boys
>>575810497me when im sleepy
Stop trying to get me to cheat on my umawife
>my trainer showed up with Light Hello
I still haven’t gotten 4800 stat total am I just stupid?
>>575809571Everybody here is literally oguri cap>eat a lot (fat)>autistic>dumb
>>575810486I'm more interested in the right one
>>575810625I don't eat a lot...
>>575810513Why do the mob Umas that spend 3+ years attending Tracen while getting 16th place even keep racing?
>>575809571I'm in my 30s, was a total failure as a kid, and have no greater aspirations or dreams of my own but get fulfillment out of helping others.
>>575810693Tracen is uma Harvard
>all these greens>recovery event didn't finishI'm literally using only 3 ssr (real) cards. How does this shit never finish even with buffs to their appearance rate?
you are not immune to bokumanko propaganda
>>575810659>He is into the Giga Stacy
>>575810812
>>575810914Does bokumanko feel good?
>>575810914I do not care for Seiun Sky.
>>575809571I’m an introverted version of Kitasan black but I don’t think that exists
>>575811005
>>575810862I had lvl 5 chain buff and none of my SSRs finished
>my trainer showed up with another man
>>575811170Um*m*...
>>575810625My BMI is around 24 and I go to the gym so I can eat fuck you
>>575810428stamina
you guys got any more gay porn
https://x.com/taromarunnn/status/2082411527802634506
>>575810812oyakodon oyakadon oyakodon
>>575811217When are we getting a fujoshi Uma
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ce4IzbEQyNo
>>575811246
ryonafags are not human
>>575811246why did you hit her?
>>575811508cute sluggy
>>575811508Cute.
>>575811005Daring grandma would not wear those kind of panties...
Guys, Rulership is sooo cute boywife, I want to pull her so bad like right NOW. No way I have to suffer 3 more years of waiting.
>>575811182Spe relatives are very daring
>>575811621can you really call a girl with tits that huge a boywife
?
>>575811694it's short for tomboywife
>>575811753cute robot
>>575811621>3 yearsMore like five lol
get 1st place! get 1st place!
>>575811753>>575811821...
Most worthwhile use of the 1.5 selector there could beRoughly 2 weeks to go, by the way.
>>575811969Explain? I got spooked by her
>>575811621https://x.com/IHaveBread_/status/2082512001272578450she's really cute
>my trainee shows up->wait .... I had a trainee?
>>575811854x3 speed schedule can't come fast enough...
>>575810673>>575811257Yet you didn't said that you not autistic or dumb, curious
Larping with my gf No Reason
>>575811353one of the strongest oshi gamers ever
>>575812090I wouldn't be here if I was neither dumb nor autistic.
>>575746432I just woke uphow the hell do you have 3 crystals when your SSR/SR deck looks like it was created last week?
what's the fucking point man
Are you gonna betray your club now that it's easier than ever to join an A+ Club or even an S club for better gibs
>>575812079Ghost blowjob woo woo
sucked uma boypussy and now im gay
>>575812230No, I already did that once. I'm happy where I am!
>>575812274This isn't a boy, all I see is a very cute girl
>>575812090I am here for a reason. I am competent at my job and an absolute failure at everything else.
uma boypenis
>>575812230 I like my club
>>575812034She's a playable uma in 2 weeks and I like her. Hence worthwhile.I came back from a long break a couple weeks ago, otherwise I would have had it MLB instead of getting it here.
>>575812363mambocchi...
>>575812445Please don't post this I didn't post it because the translator is retarded and doesn't know English.
club points are kinda useless now
>>575812230I'm already comfy in my A+ club
>>575812598>:)
The more I train in GL the worse I becomeWhat even is this
>>575812598I'm surprised her trainer didin't develop a foot fetish after training her
I wish I had a pretty woman pining after me.Literally has never happened once in my life though.
>>575812571It gets a bit better eventually
>>575812363why do you still bring this up like once a week
>>575812363Aelred...
>>575812780you got lucky with a highroll early and now have to enjoy the average output the scenario has
>>575812884To be fair, sometimes I bring it up for him
when will my clubdacchis take the hintI keep falling asleep on the couch in the club room yet no one has taken advantage of melame.
>>575812805don't let your guard down in front of her, remember that Light Hello is still an uma and could easily pin you down
How do oshirunners do it? This shit feels impossible.
>>575812230My autism isn't that advantageous anymore because anyone could become a top earner since legal bot is here...
>>575812961>have to enjoy the average output the scenario hasI'm talking about this kind of worse
>>575812963it reminds of like a strung out former prom queen mentioning how great their life used to be 10 years ago but now they're twice divorced with three kids on welfare
>>575812230The betrayal is justified when half of the club are flatliners that refuse to help even after auto training.
>>575812805Umapyoi~ umapyoi~
>>575812230If a couple more mambros jump ship tomorrow I'm joining them. It's mambover
>>575813052you are just proving my pointdo you really think people are making ON AVERAGE SS+/UG umas out there?
>>575812230Turning this B+ club to A
>>575813215Isn't SS the average? I'm pretty S+ is the lowest of low rolls
>>575813215my average is ug5
>>575809269Anything I can do to improve my stamina on independent>GL scenario
>>575812961>>575813215>Unity makes better average uma>GL makes better uma in highrollsWhy is this allowed?
>>575812973Umama... everyone is tired of riding the thread bicycle...
>>575813264>>575813281this is a good example of gaslighting
>>575813215>do you really think people are making ON AVERAGE SS+/UG umas out there?i Always get minimum SS and im newcutie
>>575813316>>575813375wrong and bad at game
>>575813375bwo SS is literally the norm for this scenario
>>575812230I'm still in the random club I joined at the beginningIt's B+ and my total fan is the highest with a 100m gapAlso what are the rank numbers supposed to be for each rank?
>>575813215uhhmmmm I farted today and I get UG every run or so, SR/R deck by the way
>>575812787Hands are better
>>575812787>>575813523both are good
>>575813308Auto deck composition literally does not mean anythingJust win all your races
>>575813375if you have anything below SS, you're just a bad trainer
shakursisters..........
>>575813509>rank numbers supposed to be for each rank5010050010003000the rest
>>575813639I just want a better chance at rolling the 3* stam spark
you can easily hit UF in Grand Live and you don't even have to have a buhi deck to do so
>>575813281>>575813415Why do you have to be so condescending all the time?
wife
>>575810147this mommy tachyon seems significantly less evil than the default one
Your boy uma looks like this...
>>575809571Mostly Furasshu. Everything has to be planned out, bullet points, excel tables and plans for everything, and if something doesn't go as planned, panic and insecurity sets in faster than with most people. Also, German speaking.Unlike me, she's hot, cute and good at cooking though.
>>575813891pms
>>575813853Use stamina sparks and win all your racesThere is nothing else you can do
are umas allowed into the inner circles of the horse council?
lol
>>575813871this is edited
>>575813308use Digitan SR and Sunday SSR pow instead of creek and rob roy
>>575813871>maxed kitasan, nature, light hello, AND finemo>not a buhius f2pchuds have two maxed gacha SSRsmaybe three if we're luckyrerollers are NOT one of us
>>575812230>it's easier than ever to join an A+ Club Sure, but it's also harder to get kicked out of an A+ club now. The club market is going to be rough next month.
>>575814031
>>575814031spechud would NEVER let a woman ride him
>>575814031nice ass
>>575813891incel lol
>>575814031>english availablethis is the closest we'll get to a winning post english port
>>575810262>>575810527NTR smile...
>>575813968Say something cool in german
manipulates me
>>575813948
SR card = basically f2p deck
>>575814352fuck it, I'm rolling for her. Just gotta wait another nine months
>>575814331Der Schweinebraten aus der Kloschüssel schmeckt herrlich würzig.
>>575814331Hitler hat nichts Falsches getan
no one cares go to /int/
>>575814501OINK BUHIIIIIIIIII OOOOOOOIIIINKKKKKK WHUHHHHHHHHHH BYHUUUU BUUUHH OIIIIIINK OINK AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>575813936She is not evilYou just have to trust her
Shiraoki-sama is realFeng Shui is not real
>>575814594pacegawds win again baby
>>575813871>>575814501Now post yours
>>575814523Flash whispering into my ears would give me an erection, and I'd be very embarrassed and apologetic about it to my innocent trainee.
>>575814709yours
>>575814571行きたくないよぉぉ!
Newcutie here, pls tell me about SSR WIT Mejiro Ramonu? Does she powercreep Fine Motion?
>>575814845yes
>>575814828Teio rape
I just autorun and call it a day.
>>575814845you're not new... newcuties don't exist
>>575814845Yes. She is better statistically in all ways, and gives a generically useful mid-race velocity for Mediums and Miles that everyone can use. You need to run more than 1 wit card though, so Finemo will still have use until more style-specific wit cards start devouring the second slot.
>>575814714is that image....cropped, by chance?
>>575814845Yes Finemo becomes a pace chaser 2nd wit card when Ramonu is out
date spe
>get one of the most ridiculous good RNG training and token with Fast Learner>doesn't matter because no Med S>glue>Light Hello refused to show up until Senior year>glue>dumbest fucking token gain and lessons where I somehow end up with 120 fucking Da while the other tokens are dying of thirst>glue>piece of shit song list didn't give me the TE songs>glueGrand Live was suppose to be fun and good. Can Unity be buffed to 1400 Speed so I can start having fun again?
>>575815078what if i want to _sex__ Spe instead?
>>575815030>>575815061>>575814881Sick i dont have FineMo, so i need SSR Wit card yeah>>575814980I am, but i think i should stop calling myselft newcutie though
>>575815038?Why do you want to look at your innocent trainee's umanko
>>575815140give us Tact or we riot
>>575815139You've finished the 5 borrows and done for the day. What's the problem?
>>575815213it's part of a toreina's duty to ensure health of his trainee
>>575815139use speed sporks the speed above 1200 is effectively 1/4 as it's half the stat and twice as hard to get so it's questionably effective. it's more that in gl to get enough token you have to stack one training which can only be speed.
>>575815250Never everEpi has been pushed lately, it will be her
GIVE ME A FUCKING YOU
>>575815201Are you really cute though?
>575815392no
I can't stop thinking about Fusaichi Pandora's lewd body when I already have an Umawife. It's like I'm cheating on her...
>>575815368but not even nips care about her
>>575815140never happening
>>575815405I consider myself comfy as tanukies
>>575815213Gotta make sure her pubes and sufficiently bushy
i pulled maruzen only because i scouted all future summer skins and saw that all were more covered. now i have another reason to live.
>>575815392Sure
spechud isn't attractive
>>575815139No. It can't. We got the buffs it was supposed to get during late-stage GL early.There is nothing to look forward to. Oguri Cap will continue to dominate all CMs until they just take the tracks she's good on off the rotation entirely. Grand Masters is going to be even worse than this. The game won't meaningfully improve until we get Project L'Arc in May of next year.They fast tracked Autotraining to global for no other reason than it means we'll actually retain something of a playerbase over the next year of crippling boredom and pain.
>>575815392
>event closes in 11 days>everyone got all rewards after 2 days because of clankersI'm okay with this.
>>575815458heyyyy nonners~ you dtf or what?
Isnt this insane sparks?
>>575815551>>575815663ily
>>575815745
>>575815745i remember when oguri ate the cake
would your uma choose cuttlefish and asparagus or vanilla paste?
>>575815902Cheval 3?
>>575815979Are you blind
>>575815796Decent grand grandparent material
>>575815745Here's your mare bwo
>>575812230i initially planned to stay only for one month and then join A+ one but after auto came out club went all the way up to A rank so i don't know anymore
>>575815979Holy blind retard
>>575815796Only thing stands out is groundwork and nimblenav
I'm literally better than you
>>575816051>>575816015stop samefagging dude, is pathetic
So, how is project Autismambo going?
>>575814626I don't think she's earned that trust
>>575816107???
>>575815979more like latest teioalso mare rape
>>575813308MLB 4 stam ssrs, Riko+LH MLB, stamina focus
>>575816109I'm the one who proposed it and I am a high earner I just don't know how I'd create it without discord
>>575816107It is 20 seconds apart you fucking moron
>>575814085How so?
>>575816179I wonder if the usual people will have another meltdown when nothing of this happens, the one with Ai was funny
orenji
>>575815687Yes but I shouldn't be. I cannot believe how fucking hot she is in this swimsuit. It's like something awakened inside of me as soon as I saw her card. My only saving grace is her still being 2 years away before I have to make real decisions about my loyalty to my Umawife
>>575816338What are you talking about
>>575815745Were any of the anniv umas worth the hype? Whenever there's an uma banner it just feels like "cool a new uma" or "she wasn't playable already?" to me and that's it
>>575816179Holy shit, Gentil's hands are huge. Imagine the handjobs she's capable of.
>>575815926she would eat all of the above and ask for more
I think we should form a super club to rival /uma/ club using the top earners from all the other clubs
>>575816101I say this
>>575816462I want to kiss Oguri's butt cheeks and pat them. And then slap them.
>>575816485/uma/club already uses the top earners from all other clubs tho
>>575816485Sorry, I'm never leaving my club
>>575816385some people had a complete meltdown when Ai was introduced because they expected Kitasan to show up a lot in her story and play a major role in it, but when that never happened they ended up crying on Twitter, a lot
Rickey!
>>575816534what about being surgically attached to them as part of a humanumacentipede?
>>575816637Oh sounds like the retard bullshit with people mad at Rulership not being related to Aruvu.
>>575816380ooh? being honest are we?I'll see you around then handsome~
Mambo, the Mambo has two spots for two new mambros! We are chill, despite the shit posting! Just remember to do your auto runs...
>>575816485I will leave /Uma/ Club if you make a club called EpSatono.
>>575816172>>575816220cute newfag
>>575816767Mambo is currently full, why are you lying?
>>575816736something like that, I remember another guy who quit the game because Rulership's story ended up being the complete opposite of what he was expecting lol
>>575816147She has not done anything for us to lose trust in her
What scenarios are you using to farm parents now? Are URA sparks good enough to focus on that scenario, even if you get less skills overall?
>>575817037Ideally you get the good sparks fron ura>unity>GL
I want to build my aces for the upcoming CMs now while I still have some will to do manual runshow much do the new cards matter?my oshis are king halo, spechan and oguri btw so that's what I'll be running
umamusume is about race rivalrynot horse families and bloodlines
>>575816915I don't even think they played the game because she was a fucking loser even in the snippets we got from the anniversary. No one should've been surprised at how she turned out.
>>575816736nta but it's just Twitter "people" that get angry that Cygames does not translate everything from IRL to uma in the way they want
>>575816945
>>575817173good bait
>>575817173but i need to further the groove line
>do days of fruitless parent runs>no useful sparks>do a debuffer run>immediately get 3* blue 3* redI hate this game
>>575817181apparently they wanted something more like Aruvu's story, where she relied more on Air Groove and the others, but they got mad because she ended up relying more on her trainer instead, they're retards
curren is a whore
>>575817526No she's not
>>575817526The definition of a semen demon.
falco is a whore
>>575817338
>dropped nearly 400 rolls>one (1) Tachyon draw>zero Belnos
>>575817839You need to pay more attention to feng shui and seek forgiveness with Shiraoki-sama.
>>575817839Time to set up the onlyfillies account and make some dosh
>>575817839Your LH?
Why did they put a MILF in a bikini?
>>575818038I bet Tama-chan and her family are only poor because they're bad with money.
>my trainer showed up with another uma
>>575818171Ok, I'm destroying my dick today
>>575818038>filliesYou...mean mates right
Why are there only 3 parents in the db with collaborative graded races and oppression sparks...
>>575817526
>>575818171
>>575818258If you want something that specific loop it yourself
>>575818237MARES I MEANT MARES
>>575818213Stop moping, Falco. Your mood always improves and you gain a lot of energy when I go on a date with Light Hello.
>somehow max out friendship with light hello before junior year ends>she didnt invite me to a dateits over for me bros
>The best swimsuit of the batch is the last one to be revealed
>club reset is on the weekend
>>575818198it's because her mom keeps pumping out kid after kid after kid
So this is my pull plan until current jp with waifu factor alone in mind. Who is strong, who is weak, who won, who lost.
>>575818573faceless umilfs are so hot
>>575816485...that is umaclub
>>575818353I am. One of those parents in the db is mine. But I was hoping to find a second one to save myself some time looping... The other two are shit...
>>575816839Glo we're 28/30...
I like umanko that don't belong to my trainee
>>575818573I would make Tamtam pump out kid after kid after kid too desu.
>>575818171Vile temptress...
>>575818672their bottom two (ten) could be killed for better earners tbdesu
>>575818452>proper sexy swimsuits still on the menuSee you next year
>>575818607>Sirius, Katsuragi ace, Stay Gold, Cheval, Fenomeno, Believe, kiseki, Fuji Kiseki, Seiun Sky, K S MiracleWhy do you like men
So what's the Natie wit card do? Why does everybody have it? I didn't even know it exists.
>>575819025you could say that about literally any club
>>575819076Only for the hags though
>>575819126Sirius gets the mare pass
>>575818607>Vodka Christmaslmfao come on bwo
>>575819208Crucial card for late surgers because it gives On Your Left
>>575818992Tama's tiny but tight body
>>575819357Damn. Is it MLB only or is it useful before?
>>575819208It generates fat wit. Also gives OYL.
>>575819226What could have been...
If big tits and womanly curves are a problem with swimsuits why not give the sexy revealing swimsuits to the child umas?
>>575819225S rank clubs should have higher standards than other shitter clubs
>>575819525Anon.
pedoniggas...
Wasn't it tp pots before?
>>575819597no retard
>>575819525I agree
>>575819559there's only one s rank club here and they're a laughingstock
>>575819597it has literally never been TP pots
>>575816485I'm a top earner and I approve of this idea, but I also know that wouldn't ever happen so I'll be staying at my comfy clubUnless...?
time for free tenner
What the is the next must pull?
god seeing whore umas make me want to take it so badly from like 10 ojisans at a time let them have their way with me covering my entire body with their love seed iehgihawgwag
>>575819494It's copeable with 1LB for wit bonus, ideally 3LB for extra priority. Used to be must-MLB during MANT for the race bonus but that age is over
>>575818992I'd get her pregnant at the same time as her mom for some of that preggoyakodon
I love seeing umas in bikini, it makes me want to smuggle them into hong kong and whore them out to the rich chinese old men
>>575819826I will be Falco
>>575820025TAK EME
>>575819597First 3 bingos only along with carats, gold shard and card
>>575819912What is this image supposed to be referencing
>>575819126I'm gay.
>>575819912you're in heat Urara
>agp nonas woke up
For me, its this
>>575819689>laughingstockthat's a funny way to spell "always in demand"explain what you mean
>consistently making U7, U8 honses after 3 runsyou guys told me GL is bigger RNG than MANT but this thing is easy
IT IS A NEW TEIO
>>575819525Fillies and colts get bridal alts instead because they're for marriage
>>575820545it legit is consistentjust shitters
>>575820079It's a deltarune reference
>>575819912That ain't a cat, that's a horse
It's a new day!
>>575820545remember when unity came out and everyone was crying about spirit balls and losing to riko
>frontkeks get a boy>paceGAWDS get this
is this good or bad
lb1 I guess
>>575816485I brought this idea months ago and the reception was incredibly against it. I understand now, with more /uma/ A+ clubs dying, this idea will get more followers but it's kinda too late now, everyone is already treating their clubs as an actual home instead of a /vg/ club. I'd say all of you of dying clubs like Autis/uma/ and Mambo should get together to survive A+.
>>575820827milf gyaru
>It is a new day!STOP YELLING AT ME!!!
Fucking how
>>575820968not enough onii-sama energy
>>575820968HAPPINESS moment.
>>575818607>Top tierWhite Kitasan, Helios, CB, Laurel, Bamboo, Red Kitasan, Summer Tarumae, NY Ace and CB, Orfevre, Gran, Summer Cheval, Onsen Transcend, Stego, Summer Seiun (probably)>GoodVodka, Tarumae, Bakushin, Gimlet, Ace, Sirius, Summer Suzuka, Keichan, Festival Teio, Cheval, NY Neicha, Transcend, Dream Journey, Cesario, Ballroom Gimlet, Meno, Wedding Cesario, Autumn Keichan, Espoir City, Christmas Journey, Anime Oguri, Kiseki, Fuji Kiseki, Rulership>MehFestival Tama and Believe
>>575818607wher eth e fuckIS BOB ROI AND HOSH MIRAK
>>575820892I'm all for it if it meant we'll poach the Mambo top earners and free them of their suffering of carrying the club
Shiraoki-sama...
who do i redeem saar?
>>575821745hoarder
>>575820968>he still doesn't have sky
>>575821612but their top earners already get poached
>/chigutashi/status/2082843671129440531check itthat's meany nonnies interested
>>575821887how do they poach
>>575821887We need to poach the other high earners left
yeah fuck it omega runawaywhatever
If summer golshi's inherited unique triggers a gold skill, can that same gold skill be triggered again naturally or does it go on cooldown?
>>575818968I'm going to check chrono and if you're lying I'm going to RAPE YOU
>>575822108it goes on cooldown if it has a cooldown, otherwise it counts as being used.
Today's episode was pretty good, what did you guys think of it?
>>575822063lv6/7
>>575822063The trick really was in that left-handed loop...
>>575821887Autumn Triple crown Anon if you are here. Can we use the welfare SSR cards from events or the cards from completing the story or is it SR cards only and your golds are your golds?
>>575822265HELIOS HATE
>>575816767Mambokanetannhauser fans do not join this club. It's a Fuku club
>previous story event needed 5 MANT runs>this one doesn't have anything specific for GL umazing
>>575822059hmmm i wonder who could possibly be behind this post
>>57581896827/30 and a new danchou soont.knower
>>575820892>the reception was incredibly against itthat's because we don't need another "super club" that's what /uma/ club is already and trying to coordinate every other club's top earners to suddenly leave and join a new one is not only not possible but it doensnt really have a pointplus you already see the slight ruffling of feathers it causes, imagine 30 people all at once.what we actually need to talk about is club merging plans for A clubs and B clubs. just two clubs joining together would alleviate every problem of empty spots right now.that's already hard enough
>>575817037>get all good URA sparks on a good parent or two>take that parent to Nunity, get all good Ignited sparks + good URA sparks on another parent>take that gigaparent to GL and do auto runs and keep looping URA+Nunity sparks + whatever skills your preferred style needs.
>>575822059I'm listening
>>575818171OAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>575820746But is it going to be better than the last one?
>>575822252I prefer quagsire to daiwa scarlet
>>575822227I see, thanks
>>575818171Gyaru milf?fuck, I didn't know I needed this until today
>>575822227Wait, then what the fuck is the point of these SGolshi inherit Dominator memes? I was led to believe it meant they'd be popping Dominator twice. Now it just sounds like it's nothing more than a minor consistency boost.
what does it mean when she gives you this look
I miss cuma level dramas, can some danchou disband their club on the 31st tomorrow maybe?
>>575818171>>575822631you people are so susceptible to propogandaher entire story is about being gay
>>575809571According to that one quiz from a while back, I'm Digitan or Mirako it seems.
Sorry did I accidentally pull on the first kitasan black banner? Fuck off cygames at least give me an SR that came out this year...
>>575822782me when I see a pent up ojisan
>>575822768It's so that dominator or keen eye proc on non-medium tracks in the second half of the race.Speed debuffs will always do something for you
>instead of helping low tier /uma/ clubs auto just made the strong stronger and the weak weaker
>>575822768You use it to activate keen eye
>>575822303SR cards only. No SSRs, not even welfares
>>575822768There's another learnable 'dominator' skill, it's called Keen Eye
>>575822782It means she knows why I have multiple marks around my neck and why I'm limping
>>575822329Uhhhhh nethbros?
>>575822782she can smell your trainee's scent on you
>>575822834for her own daughter?
>>575822994use crystals for your auto runs already you waste of space
>>575822994It was bound to happen, neets already were playing 24/7 and flatliners don't care about the game no matter what.
>>575822834just like Ardan's was, amirite?
>>575823126feply rail?i'm top 5 earner for my a+ club bwo
I love Dia's smile so much
>>575823039
Digitan should have looked like this
>>575823097>young momteen pregnancy hishiama...
>>575823058>both officers tell him to change the rules>hmmm nyo
>>575823240This is Secretariat in disguise
>>575823097HishiAmazon is more like a Latina Mama, the one who threatens you with La Clancha and cooks good meal, rather than "young".
>>575823259what rules? you mean the comfy 1 career every 3 days rule? the CORE FOUNDING RULE of mambo? you want to shit on keb's legacy like this...?
Did you know? The longest she can sit seiza-style on her knees is only ten seconds.
>>575809571that one NPC uma that didn't amount to much and is now a wagie
>>575823446Getting Helios to stay still for a photo results in her imploding
Whoa when did they refresh the shop
>>575823225
>>575823245You are not literally Tosen Jordan
>>575823431the point of a revolution is to change the ruling administration
>>575823571There are also 5 rainbow shards in the club shop
>>575822782Your trainee lacked the Guts to sustain her run towards the end of the race.
>>575823240I can't full nelson her with that type of body
>>575822994>people who play the game keep playing it and people who don't play the game keep not doing itNot shocking, anon. If something, auto made my life way easier for being a contributing member of my club. Fuck leeches who log in once a week, they deserve nothing.
is there a thread like this but for unmarried ojisans?
>>575823638fuck you
>>575823259As expected from someone that stole the role from the officers, even more useless than Keb
>>575823608keb died of old age bwo you didn't have a "revolution"
>>575823578Proof?
>>575823638You can't trick me
>>575823750<3
>>575823824you weren't there, you wouldn't know our struggle
unmarried ojisans? where?
>>575823691you should get stronger then
>>575823743that's a lazy shoop
You know, if you're not happy with the rules you could leave... for greener pastures... there are a lot of stable A+ clubs out there starving for active, good-looking fan earners like yourself...
>>575823431nigga every one and their dog can bot now, we're gonna get pushed to A if this keeps up
Sei-chan is so insanely erotic
>>575824140YOU would know
>>575824223what the fuckdid she get a new alt or somethingholy fucking sexo
>>575823743Isn't this guy the danchou destroyer from Daccheats?
>>575824140every time I see this bratty uma I think about getting her to download a sketchy app and taking her to a love hotel
I can't believe I got Tachyon, Light Hello and anothrr SSR frona free ro- ah, nevermind, that was just a dreamGot nothing but junk again.
>>575823948There are no single ojisan trainers here. No need to go check.
>mambocalypse is actually happening>not because of any real drama or anything>because autoplay came out and the officers got greedydamn...
>>575810262I'm gay now
>>575824168The hay is always crispier at the other stable
>1 career after a week>1 Hello 0 TachyonThank you Cyjews for automode
>>575824286
i wish agnes digital was real
>all my GL runs are suboptimal, with shit stats and can't seem to get how it worksFuck me sideways dude this is just MANT again but shorter
Why did she do it bwos?
>>575824541Heh, I 'member...
>>575824450the rules haven't changed, though? So far as I can tell
i fucked it up
>>575824450Neth...
>get slow metabolism twice in classic year>light hello starts dating after classic summer>didnt get 3rd dance at the end of classic>mood down cascade before senior summersometimes the game really just wants me to abandon a run
>>575824450This is the way Mambo ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
>>575824450if they keep the meme keb rule the club is 100% going to derank next month
chrono should have separate stats that track manual vs auto runs
>>575824287
>>575824720AAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEE GORK SHUT THE FUCK UP NOT X BUT Y SYNDROME NOT COCK BUT PENIS AAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE SHUT THE FUCK UP
i hope mambo fucking dies>t. keb
So far I managed to avoid getting raped by my trainee, but she's starting to get bullied by the other umas because she still hasn't done it.Her entry attempts in my dorm become more aggressive every night. Maybe I should go talk to the other umas and ask them to stop bullying her...
All of the golden gen members have an alt except you know who...When is it going to be her time
>>575824894nigga waited 8 whole months to post this
>>575824963dumbass
>>575824963Tsuru-chang
like honestly how am I supposed to stay loyal to my Umawife when this succubus exists?
>>575824849oh my god, I'm so pulling her, I don't care if she's even good or not. I'm mostly a frontfag, hopefully I'm still alive by the time she's in globalI need to find art of her STAT
>>575824963
>>575818038>>575817839
I have been stroking my meat so much it actually bent and now it hurts when i touch itTHIS IS YOUR FAULT I HATE YOU
>>575824962Umas don't rape, stop this retarded meme already.
>>575825078>>575825143Cancelled due to sickness
>haha look, mambo is full of low earners>kicking them?? You can't do that don't get greedy!!>oh btw, in a completely separate and organic posting, we should poach all of mambo's high earners...
>>575825208ok how u know
>>575824962Umas rape. Trainee hands typed that other post.
>>575825170SPECHUD HATE>>575825180TAMACHUD HATE
>>575824894Everyone knows two of these three clubs aren't meant to be messed with...
>>575825264I just cant believe the haythere club, its like they live and breathe full auto
Here is the OFFICIAL /uma/ DNI (do not interact) list, if you see any of these posters in the thread DO NOT ENGAGE, if you see any of them in rooms DO NOT JOIN. Finally, if you see drama about them. DO NOT RESPOND>V>Umama>Allen>a>ryanxwobin>Neth>Ex-Autisma/uma/ Dancho>RyanFag aka Tyler aka Autisma/uma/ Dancho>ILoveMeiya>Chiyonigger>Finefag>Mirakofag>Anti-JP nigger>Yurifaggot>Mayaschizo>Ryanfag>horsemeat>Heliostranny>Stegotranny>fags who posts Hoguri/Coguri instead of Xoguri>filterfags>DNl list owner>[-] Bitches>poalfaggots>furries>Cryerfags>Club drama posters (as a whole)>Teiobros (as a whole)>Dotoposters (as a whole)>Mamboposters (as a whole, but also the club)>Frontniggers (as a whole)>Fusuposters (as a whole)>Uma&Co (as a whole)>/v/maniggers (as a whole)If you see something, hide and report.
if she's not a boy why is her name "seiun's guy"
>>575825161Why are you so excited about A BOY
>>575825468WHO THE FUCK IS SEIUN
>>575825269It's not possible Umamusume are incapable of rape.
>>575824849>all you need, is a smile
>>575825429Nice to see Im not in this list
>>575825519Me. Shes my top guy.
>>575825483I'm usually strictly long-hair preference. But for her, I'm making an exceptionholy fucking sexo, good god
I unironically wake up from sleep each 1 hour to finish and start new bot runs
I miss ryanfag, is he okay?
Seiun Sky stock status?
>>575825654>is he okay?He likes Ryan. What do you think?
>>575825654he quit the game, sadly
>>575825429>kingu ntrfag not on the list
im the mayaschizo
>>575825654Apparently, he's traveling or something.
400 rolls and that bitch Reddit Tachyon only showed up once, I will NEVER go watch her movie
>>575825908im the mayaschizo sex
>>575824898glo this is a phrase that predates llms...
I thought autis/uma/ was doing fine, this is even worse than Mambo
>>575825680
>>575823691I can and will
>getting so many decent parents since the update that I'm almost full now Damn you, cygames.
>>575824849>NTR smileboy faggots, care to explain this?
>>575826047>0 good parents since the update or everFuck you
>>575809742digitan hands typed this post
>>575826072>sees cute girl smiling at you>immediately thinks cuck shitAnon...
>>575825935you should watch jungle pocket's movie instead
Ok I will do this properly now... What's the best grandparent in the entire game? Link please
>>575826004>autis/uma/ has a member auditioning for /uma/grim...
>>575825429QRD on the top 5 of the list?
>>575826004What are you talking about
I have Xoguri fatigue
I got a 0LB Mr. CB. She's usable at 1LB right? Should I use the selector on her?
>>575826072>girl smiles>THIS MEANS SHE'S KEKING ME AAAIIEEEE SAVE ME TAZUNA-SAMAokay dude
>have to wait 5 years for a good swimsuit after sexshibrb hibernating
>>575826257>>575826368>girl
>>575826336That member is nothing more, nothing less than danchou himself...
>WATCH OUT GUYS! POOPDICKSCHIZO MADE THIS THREAD! DO NOT REPLY TO HIS SCHIZO MELTDOWN!>wtf are you talking about>LOL POOPDICKSCHIZO MAD HE GOT CALLED OUT>literally who the fuck is that>STOP PRETENDING, WE ALL KNOW WHO POOPDICKSCHIZO IS, HE'S RUINED THIS BOARD! off-site archive link>actual poopdickschizo shows up>EVERYONE WHO CALLS ME OUT IS PISSBUTTFAG>who are you people dot jpeg>EVERYONE IGNORE THIS POST IT WAS CLEARLY MADE BY PENISFARTANON BECAUSE encyclopedic knowledge of a specific anonymous user's posting habits
>>575826004that bottom part looks like that one image from the dragon ball z openingyou know the one
>>575826502>cuckold and faggotThe double whammy...
>>575826552Teio
>>575826363Sure, if you want to
in every supposed case of trainee "rape", we never get to see what the trainer was wearing at the time. Curious.
>>575826670Don't victim blame...
>>575809269Digitan excluded from yet another dirt fanart...
Funny how Mambo faggots edited the /Uma/Club reaper meme to make it look like their club survived when in reality the reaper taking Mambocchi dropped them hundreds of ranks in a month
>>575826552This but unironically
>>575826670Believe all trainers.
>>575826716I thought she's sucking on a cock from the thumbnail
>>575826552kek there is one guy here who is exactly like this
>>575826552>another pissbuttfag post
>>575826004Didn't they ended in 505th or something like that before? That wouldn't be news for them
>>575823003Well, lets see if this can hit stat requirements.
>>575826552I hate V too but there's no reason to call him Poopdickschizo, Pissbuttfag or Penisfartanon...
>yesterday>seiun sky is top tier>today>seiun sky and ballroom seiun are top tier>tomorrow>ballroom seiun and beach seiun will be top tierSS tier stands for Seiun Sky...
>>575826573This? I hate that I knew exactly what you meant (unless it's not this)
How much stronger ARE umas, anyway? Like could the strongest human males arm wrestle a mob uma? Or is it obscene as far as differences go? Like Nishini Flower could 1v1 Mike Tyson with no training?
>looking for Seiun Sky summer alt fanart>booru has 27 entriesFUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKwhere do you faggots find good fanart, I must be retarded and not looking in the right places
Why did mambo get raped so hard when bricked is doing even better after being sabotaged by umaclub?
>>575826770Reminde that Uma&Co is the strongest club hereHard mogged /uma/ by taking Umama in
>>575826820why are mares so thirsty
>>575826552well ur a stinkface
>>575826820Verxina wouldn't rape. She told me that she wouldn't and I believe her.
>>575826961ye
>>575825554what if torena-san catch them in a frisky mood?
>>575826994PixivBut there's also a lot of shit
>>575826994unironically twitter and just follow uma artists
>>575826820>>575826751There's never any proof, either. And even if there is, he's obviously lying. And if he's not, he probably led her on and deserved it.
>>575827025It's a cope but mambo has been on 28/30 half the month
>>575827159Why are umas posting in this thread
>>575826820>get raped by donna even once>die scary. Being a trainer should include hazard pay or some shit
>put 3 stam cards on for auto training>put it on stamina>training overcaps speed insteadI don't get it
>>575827231This. Shouldn't they be doing independent training?
>>575827352it doesn't follow normal logic
>>575827208>retarded danchou breaks the one unwritten rule of /uma/: don't kick people out of your club mid month>nobody wants to join his clubHow could this have happened
>>575827378Sorry bro we just bred and while I smoke a cig she gets 30 minutes of internet before the next round
>>575826004>danchou, officer and a couple guys carrying the club to A+Not sure if kino or sad, I really feel bad for them...they should join Mambo
Wit literally doesn't matter for CM17
>>575827434This is unironically why I'm not joining them
>high roll junior year and have 500 speed despite doing an extra race inbetween>dumb bitch loses the final junior race and misses the fan count by 1I'm pretty sure this dogshit game is rigged. I can't stand playing this game anymore.
I am remaking all of my TT umas with auto training
>>575827352It stops wanting to hit stamina at about 600, you have to load up with power cards and tell it to build for sprint to trick the bot into giving stamina.
Hello friends!!
eventually every /vg/ clan/guild/whatever has a power tripping chud get uppity and just destroy all goodwill the place had and ruin the reputation
>>575827159based victim shamer>oh no a smoking hot uma mounted me, pinned down my arms and forcibly inserted my diamond-hard toreina stick into her umanko and I came inside herthat's........rape? Penises were DESIGNED to go inside umankos, it didn't hurt (unless it was Gentildonna), and you had fun despite yourself. So it seems like a victimless crime, to me
>>575827620SEX
>>575827615post an exampleI found a deck setup that gets me 1050~ stam consistently but that last 50 seems to be impossible without sparks
>575827645Our club is drama free tyvm
>>575827593why do you need a medium dirt uma for TT
>>575827669This. If toreena cums, it's not rape.
>>575827593Based is this OGC auto?
>>575826820are you saying Believe fucks all trainers??
>>575827434the people that he kicked were at 0 fans for two weeks
>listening my old nirvana cds>forgot they had a song called rape meKurt was an Uma enjoyer... RIP king...
>>575827816it's for dirt, but my summer golshi's parent has one medium which procd>>575827868I don't know what OGC is but it looks like a guy touching his dickanyway it's just the new auto mode
>>575825429>not in the listdo i need to shitpost more
>>575826552the creation of /vt/ did irreversible damage to his already moribund website
we could have gotten right
I got all of her titles unlocked. Now I just need to get her bond level to 11 and get the casual outfit.
>>575828085Our Grand ConcertOr did you auto Unity?
>>575825429How am I supposed to not interact when you post such a fuckable air groove
>>575827645already happened with c*ma and it was just the one psycho and he didn't even disband the clubcome to think of it, i forget what they renamed to or if they're even still alive
>>575826004240mil????
>>575828210latest scenario yeah
>>575828202Will she ever get a summer alt? She's literally made for that
>>575826552is he called poopydickschizo because he has a poopy dick or because he's schizophrenic about poopy dicks?
Light hello clutched in and showed up before pity.So now I have a crystal to stack with my selector ticket, which should I go for?>Get SMaru to 3LB>2LB CB>MLB Creek>2LB Light Hello with the crystal
>>575827669Super Creek would never say this.
>>575828193Seiun is a whore?
>>575826993The Uma Art Online event said Umas are roughly 3x as strong as an adult male human but really it’s just whatever is funniest. So they’re outside the realm of something you could train to fight, it’s the equivalent of a 70lb kid fighting a 200lb man
>already starting to get tired of the mass rngfest>can't even go back to unity because if you don't have 1500+ speed you'll autolose in any race from now on
>>575828396She doesn't need anything, she is perfect the way she is. Anything more is pure greed.
>>575828034it doesn't matter, even /Uma/Club doesn't kick people that flatline mid-month. Nobody wants to risk getting kicked late and there's no benefit for the club either since you're not finding a new member after the recruitment period ends.All it does is expose the danchou as a power tripping faggot
>>575826523>implying danchous wouldnt twerk their disgusting little buttcheeks for /uma/club
fucking whore
>>575828321Their danchou would be /uma/ club top earner.......
wait how do I build debuffers again? I see the Rice Shower cards have pace aids
>>575824962It's impossible for such a cute girl to rape me because I would consent first.
>>575827434That was such a scummy move nglKicking mid month before the gibs is really pettyI'm glad Mambo is dying but I also don't want any of these 28 shitters to spread to other clubsYou can tell they are bad people at first glance
>>575828554>hehe I'm gonna flatline after the mid month cutoff and still get my gibs, cuck dancho wont do shi->NYOOOOOO WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE WILL STILL KICK ME THIS CANT BE HAPPENINGget raped
>>575828752>You can tell they are bad people at first glanceBut which club has the most good people?
>>575828552I'm a greedy bastard I watched the anime and loved her and Suzie I need more, MORE
I need Seichan SEX
>>575828557I actually implied the opposite, since it's autis/uma/ and it has happened before
>>575825654I'm okay I got called ryanfag once so it counts
>>575828851bricked and dacchis seem like the most honest of the A+ clubsotherwise exceluma seems comfy but i care too much about my carats to join new up-and-coming B/C clubs
Why did half my club flatline after auto training came out, a few autists is the only reason we wont drop from A
>>575828851umanko
>>575826820
mambo
>>575828447You def should not crystal LH. Creek is a good use case but 3lb is also good. I would ave that crystal
>>575829048Ryanfags were never okay. I will set up a hotline they can call to find a proper uma wife.
flatl*ners have no human rights if anything they should be kicked on the 29th out of spite
>>575828554you're right. because it's petty. which a lot of anons don't understand.even if they got almost nothing in fans you can just kick at the start of the month with zero negative to you.the danchous that make a show out of it are the most cringe>they'll just do it againnot a problem if you don't let the same guy in again.
>>575826767true heroes don't require such recognition
>>575825429Does this mean gay ERP is ok
>>575827042Sad V cope
is it possible to get enough stamina for long races or need sacrifice one speed card
Logged in to see my club teetring on the edge of A again I think I'm gonna be sick
>>575828752>NOOOOOOOO YOU CANNOT KICK ME AND PUNISH ME DESPITE I DID NOTHING FOR YOUR CLUB AAAAAAAAAHRetard. Everyone lose something from flatliners and lazyshits. Better showing them to not leech off from other's hardwork.
I need some tips or advice anons, I think i did everything right and it felt like a highroll until it wasnt, I reacher thesecond summer with 50% bonus too, I guess it's the deck? am I just skill issuing hard?
>>575829048I hereby name you Ryanhomo, to avoid any confusion with the real Ryanfag
Keb knew Mambo was full of miserable fags and got out while he still could
>>575829270Even I know that much German, you retarded horse. Now let's get married.
Alright, I guess I can't bring 18* stamina sparks because then I don't have enough Power to win races. Fuck this stat balancing act, I'm upset the strongest uma also conveniently doesn't have to deal with this issue at all.
>>575825908I'm also the mayaschizo
>>575828850Your post is silly considering Mambo is getting raped in real time right now which begs the question: was it worth?
>>575828661>fucking whoreYeah, me, her torena.
if you think mambo is still funny in july 2026 then you are beyond cooked, it's like thinking skibidi toilet is still cool
>>575829368Obsessed freak I'm not even V
>>575825429But I like the Helios poster
>>575829554No one says cooked anymore
>>575829554Silly anonSkibidi Toilet was never coolMambo is eternal
>>575828554 (You) #Yeah that was pretty cringe. Their top earners should definitely leave for a better club, like the one you mentioned
>>575829554>BOO BOO>POO POO
>>575829436His reason for quitting was because he came to hate the club and his members
>>575829331
>>575829425ryanfag, ryanhomo, and me, ryansama
>>575829413Ok stay 28/30 forever, petty and miserable
>>575829563Sure you aren't fatasssLet's see you drop 100 ranks when Umama leaves
>>575829424Power cards aren't great for stats this scenario, if you brought her for breath of fresh air consider the freebie tosen jordan speed instead if you're trying to sneak a recovery in here without creek. That'd let you borrow a MLB nature instead too.
>>575829786I guess I will do that, but where do I get some power injections from then...? is just spamming speed enough?
>>575829424It's the deck, yes. You probably want to be running 2-3 speed, 2-3 wit, light hello.
>>575829563>namedropping club drama baiter thinks he's not the obsessed oneyou're embarassing.
>>575829424Your wit cards have a combined 55 prio
oh no no NO mambros ovr repvtation is dropping i think we need to recrvit from discord now nethsama.......
>only 3 songs in early and late senior yearAIEEEEEEE BRICKED RUN
>>575829857Power is from slamming speed this scenario, try out 3 speed and on a decent run where you make it to 1600 speed you'll usually find your power is magically pretty good too.
>>575829783>>575829889>Samefagging this hardMeds
I need Ryan sex
meanwhile rebricked is 190th without the retarded pussy bitch danchou HayashiTotopo was right
>>575825429Let's see... I fit the description of 7 of thosenot too bad but nowhere near as good as some of you schizos
>>575829783nta but even if we drop 100 ranks thankfully we're still good
>all the comfy B clubs are filledDo I just make my own B club or what?
B-B-BUT I NEED TO SLOT IN CREEKE IN MY DECKE...
>>575830093ExcelUma has a spot
it's mambover...
>>575830013funny that's exactly something V would said
>>575830035We won, we never needed that dicklet chink fucker
>>575830035>he spoke the truth>mocked, dixxed and publically humilliated Just like all whistleblowers
>>575830146Exceluma seems like they're quotamaxxing
>>575829987as for stamina... I just will have to click on it and buy it right? My 18 stam sparks barely get 650
>>575830186we genuinely won biglywish that faggot left even sooner
>>575828454She wouldn't need to - nobody would ever call Creek sexo "rape".
>>575829762evil horse I hate you
>>575829762You're ryantroon, arrogant fuck
>>575830161I'm really not feeling good about the future
>>575830181LOL >>575826552
>>575830340
>>575830413Doto would say this
>>575830013>>575830563
>>575830563we get it you posted the pasta from /vt/
>>575830575Beautiful horse I love you
>>575830313You probably just don't have the cards to train Digitan for this CM.
what's wrong with her
>>575830332Yeah indeedJust remember when she forced her trainer to laid his head on her lap by tiring him until he couldn't do it anymore.
>>575830614You do know that mods delete in batches, newfaggot?
>>575830313For stam, you're gonna have to bite the bullet and buy additional recovery if you cant get the statline you want natively. Greens like standard dist and oi racecourse help a lot.
>>575830778
>>575830035CLUBS SORTED BY MORALE:>ExcelUma>Uma&Co>UmaDash>HayThere>>brick-182>/uma/ Club>>Autis/uma/>>>Mambo
>>575830778lmao fucking copeyou got nuked multiple times retardstop pretending you know how bans work
>>575830694Kendopilled disciplinemaxxer
>>575830614>Proving my pointI accept your concession newfag
>>575830724>creek laying on top of you instead of the other way aroundeven better desu
>>575830842There's a version of this with the timestamp
>>575830852Uma&Co is dropping to the dead bottom the moment Umama leaves to help some other club
>>575830962kek
>>575830852where is my club
>>575830651I wanted to train inari but her unique will simply never activate due the debuffers, straightaway spurt doesnt work this cm either, I though about making her a late but then her unique will trigger even less...Then there is falco, dropping a single front will do nothing, right? She can't do anything alone and she will go against rickeys...that leaves me Urara and digitan, and Urara well, she's cute that much is true, so I will have to go with digitan, not much else to do.
all of you need to touch grass
>>575828661
What is this new cope hoping Umama leaves Uma&Co?
Let's see if I get GL right>use 2 wit, 2 speed, 1 flex card but preferably creek if you need the stam, and lh>never rest, only speed, wit and fat stam training>never race, and in case of shitty trainings and nothing to do in turn, have recreation sex with lh>need power? train more speed>need more stam? buy another recovery>every time you can buy as many songs as you can, mainly sp and friendshipSo far this is what I think I know of Big Concert, do I need to know something else?
>>575831003Doubt anyone will take him/her in now that everyone can get their numbers
>>575831159The person who has hopped over three clubs is gonna stay in uma&co forever?
>>575831089Agreed
>>575831089I will not touch the larping uma
>>575831159Have you ever checked his club history you retard
>>575831112I wish I were Dia...
>>575831207Thats basically it. When buying lessions try to manage your song tokens so that you spend whatever you have the most of.
What are the non-lolifag clubs?
>>575821285DOMO.
>>575831159nobody is hoping for anything. it's just one idiot going "haha umama joined uma&co they mogged hard" "boy we sure love umama" "can we talk about umama and how cool it is that he's in our club" "umama, anyone? that's what i wana talk about yeah uma&co is great"and obviously that's going to annoy people and get them to say negative things
>>575831448My ass looks like that
>>575831207On no speed growth umas you're probably playing 3 speed creek lh and 1 wit instead on this track, 2 speed deck is too hard. Many of the top performers for Rickey on hakuraku went that route.
You don't have to reply.
Umama should join autisuma next month
>>575831548I got to inform newfags and you were the vehicle
>>575831575>willingly joining a club with ryan plastered on it
>>575831531>not picking bourbon witFuck. I guess so. This makes much more sense
>>575831531>even with 3 speed he couldn't break the 1.2k pow markGrim
>>575831159I do hope he stay tho club's been lively ever since
>>575831069Inari is fine as a Late, and with an innate heal you can borrow MLB Nature instead of VodkaMayano is an option for Front or Late, since she has Dirt E, but that requires some parenting and patience with Medium sparks
>>575830852>club so comfy and dram free it isn't on the list.
>>575831756SHUT UP DON'T TALK ABOUT IT
>>575831756If your club's not on this list it's just irrelevant bwo
>>575831696He went LS route so no need for that witbobo and dd+pp farming faggotry
>>575831727Got any openings for next month?
>>575831531>late surgerKek. Wtf is that supposed to be? You're giving an Oguri pace promotion and missing out on angling+victory cheer for no reason
>>575831696That one was a late Rickey. Fronts are a mixed bag where some went 2 wit, some went 1. This madman hit 1065 on solo bourbon.
>>575831362YWNBAU
I have no idea why everyone always goes full retard about our silly little club
Testing my silly umas before i skip to cm18915591689155916891559168
>>575831895>4 speed cards>cant cap speed???
if mayano was hungarian she would be magyarno top gun
club drama is the worst thing about these threads by far
>>575831878
I had really bad pull lucks today, can someone play along with my ERP to make me feel better? I love you guys.
>>5758320052 huge turds in this image
>>575832024I think namedropping is worse but tbdesu they usually go hand in hand
>>575831980sovl team, good luck Maya and Doto
>>575832063i'm the one on the right
>>575831960we're unironically hemorrhaging and danchud's response is to do nothing
>>575819912oh my full name? it's haru gaster
>>575832043Kris S off spring spotted!
>>575831882Late Rickey (and end Maya somehow, but it's just one guy spamming her) are the only popular aces with a positive team win rate this CM apart from xog
>>575832063n-no one says this...
>>575832053i only erp with creekposters
>>575831960Mambo is a well know shitposter club so they deserve it.
>>575832197Making offspring with kris Sex....
>>575832063Where? I don't see Brian and her uggo sister
>>575831531I guess having super creek for anything above 2000m is now a good thing? do we really use her (not mandatory but good) in all +2000m anons? I'm asking because I have no idea
>>575832063why do you hate maya so much?
>>575832341Shitposting?? on 4chan??
>>575832341this but uma&co
>>575829730
>>575830852>we are forgottenIt's overDanchud I'm quitting and jumping to one of these clubs in this list
>>575832417This track is weird in the sense that it has no downhills. Downhill mode usually means your uma with high wit can conserve a lot of stamina. Other low distance mediums are def fine with just sparks.
>>575832175He said we'll make it still to A+ still month (which is true), but I am curious what his plan is after reset. Cant really recruit either without knowing what will happen next month. Dropping to A wouldnt cut in my pull plans, but I fear a bleeding out>>575832341Yeah because (((mambros))) shitpost and not every other retard larping as us
>>575826552im tired of schizoschizos. people can just make stupid silly posts without it being an UH OH MELTYYYY AGAIN or whatever.
>>575829221So 3LB Creek with both tickets?
>>575832638I'm not kidding but I don't think anyone worth recruiting is going to want to join a club that is dropping ranks fast. Doing nothing is just stupid
you guys don't deserve a new bread I'm gonna go take a NAP umasumi
>>5758327963lb creek is good enough to stop borrowing her, yeah. MLB is nice for the initial starting friendship so you rainbow earlier, but 3lb is when she starts being usable.
>>575832601oh guess that makes sense, but for example for 2400 I guess she's good and obviously long thats not debate, how about 2200? do we need 850+ stam for these from now onwards?
>>575832974>>575832974>>575832974
the truth is that i just hate fuku
What if I raped the Chiyonoposter into submission?
>>575832797I'll see how next month goes and gonna evalute my options by the end of august. I love my mambros, but I cant let that cut into my pulls
Woah...I just realized something......V..... /v/..... Who's shitting up the threads?......yeah.........Let that sink in.....vro........
>>575832797NTA but what exactly is he supposed to be doing according to you? changing "the one rule to rule them all" is fine but then what? recruit harder? spam the thread?
>>5758329452400 we were already using Creek before the increase in stamina from the speed cap, yeah. 2200 it'll depend on the track, but people with a MLB Pasa SSr will also probably prefer bringing stam sparks and getting stam from clicking power occasionally.
>>575832638One of Mambo's Four Kings here. The club losing rank is sad to see, but we should not let ourselves descend into infighting and petty blame games. If our cute kouhais are struggling to meet fan counts, it's our duty as their senpais to shoulder the burden and protect their smiles. Our shoulders are broad enough to carry that weight.
>>575833003rape him to death
moderately hairy umanko
>>575833159right in the kokoro...
