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I love drama!
I like being in this thread everyone so cute
>>575850904did anyone else NYOOOOTICE the significan increase of Seiun posting before this dropped? TOTALLY organic guys
I earned a lot of fans this month so I could join another club, sorry not sorry danchud
>see a supposed auto farmed shichi with great stats>anon says it was auto GL>try it out>gave me an uma better than those I make manuallyI think I'm bad at this game...Thanks based sorcerer I'l remake my TT team now
>>575851001That's a boy
>>575851010>>575851052
I want more individual drama than club drama desu
Why did they give Seiun shorts and dumb shoes?
Brown
>>575851090Mambro...
>>575851139She's a hooker
>>575851084Before what dropped? Your gay card?
Kita after she hears what Dia does to her trainer from Dia herself
>>575851190sarr do not redeem
*creephy inhaling*
>>575851190wife
wahey
>>575851196>>>/Umajp/
>>575851339The beautiful and kind Fine Motion would never say this
Tachyon LOVE
>>575851097so am I
I think people who like Seiun Sky and Tm Opera are gay fags.
>>575851091If auto gives better stats than manual either you're new and your cards are kinda shit, or you're terrible.
Does muddy work this cm?
>>575851346she's watching me and kingu having teh secks
>>575851307
RUN MAYA RUN
>>575851363>>575851339>>575851190>>>/Umajp/
>sprint parent? just pulse lmao>mile parent? just pulse lmao>medium parent? just pulse lmao>long parent? just pulse lmao>overall dirt parent? just pulse lmao
>>575851365
Who's got first dibs on trainer-san?
>>575851387sex with Rice's ear covers
I think umas should fuck umas and trainers should fuck umas
>>575851347Yeah
>>575851450No.
>>575851361
https://jiggie.fun/XvQAT_https://jiggie.fun/XvQAT_puzz
Now that the dust has settled is 564 really that good for TT or was it another gaslight?
>>575851587umas can't have sex with each other since they don't have dicks
>>575851478Dia kek
KIMI TO HASHIRE KISOI GOORU MEZASHI HARUKA HIBIKE TODOKE MUSIC
>>5758516592thin/lanky
>>575851659HISHIAMA SEXOOO
>>575851682It provides consistency but not 100% needed
>>575851528peak
>>575851587>trainers should fuck umasNo
>>575851572Golshi took his first and last time
>>575851752is this better
>>575851572put a red block over the gay umasspicaman is fucking golshi
>>575851682>hyped as an entire extra skill>only improves consistencyit's okay
>>575851736why have I been seeing so many people typing kimi to
>>5758518702fat/round
>>575851587
>>575851752
>>575851736ZUTTO ZUTTO ZUTTO ZUTTO
>>575851884>stallion Fuck off, faggot
>>575851492Wrong, she is in unity now
>>575851943>>575851752>huge tits>retired>"japanese fat"perfect
>>575851896Because it’s part of the song lyrics? Unrelated though, once the Arima Kinen CM hits, you are all obligated to main Special Week
sakana o taberu toneko ga yoru no deīkobone wa itai
>>575851978OMOI YUME GA KITTO KANAU NARA
>>575852065FineMo is also in the game and Helios has 3 cards. Dont bother replying to bait like that
>>575852086i dont play meta sorry
>>575852094https://youtu.be/aOeBte28eWI?t=106
>>575851572make all of them wear micro bikinis
>>575852153Gold City umanko enveloping my penis
>>575852243Seiun Sky would sniff you back
I still haven't played GL manually yetanyone else
>>575852086I might mutate the Supreme Racist as a Front if I get a good 3* Front from looping
>>575851001WHY ISN'T THERE MORE ART OF SEXSUIT SEIUN YETFUCKING FAGGOTS I SWEAR TO SHIRAOKI-SAMA
>>575851896Girls Legend U is already in the game go play GL
i choose right
>>575852338I am in the same boatI am 7 pulls away from finishing my second spark and being able to play
>>575852086Just saying before anyone calls me a metafag, I think Racist Spechud is super cool.
You know there are several umas smaller than her, but why does she feel especially tiny?
the plushies are on the way
>>575852636I'm not a tranny or a schizo, freak
Telling Pearl to get a tan.
My club dropped rank again...
My trainee stinks
>>575852613
Weiii~~ desuwa~~
>>575852880How about you ditch your Mambwos and join a real club, kid
Uma without a single alt outfit:Shinkou WindyTwin TurboBiko PegasusUma from 2021 that still do not have their second alts:Symboli RudolfAir GrooveNarita BrianEl Condor PasaHaru Urara Agnes Digital Tamamo Cross MatikanefukuitaruDaiwa Scarlet VodkaSilence SuzukaTm Opera OMeisho Doto Mihono BourbonCurren ChanHishi AmazonHishi AkebonoKawakami PrincessMejiro DoberMejiro Ryan
the start of gaze on me kinda sounds like a buttplug popping out
haha... haha hey guys, which of these is better?
behold the 3 hottest uma musumeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbprhhrQ3rI
>>575853024
>>575852613her chipmunk voice
>>575853050I thought everyone liked ulala
>>575853264My trainee isn't there so you're a liar.
>>575853337JP doesn't give two shits about her. It's Leddit and Xitter tards who do.
GOD I FUCKING HATE OGURI PARENT RUNS JUST GIVE ME A MOTHERFUCKING 3* STAM ALREADY YOU FUCKING CUNTS CYJEWS
>>575853448im leddit and xitter but i don't care about her tho
>>575853448i am JP but i care about her THOUGH
>>575853459this but spechud 3 stam 3 end
>>575853337Only JP is obsessed with her, Leddit and Xitter tards couldn't care less
>>575853479You have no gallblader you fat fuck eating greasy food is going to kill you
cm17 status?
>>575853698>spechud 3 stam 3 endbut why
>>575852126ANO HI KIMI TO NANIKAO SHINJITE
>>575852613Because she mostly hangs out with umas taller than her
Should I use the ticket for LB0 Maruzensky, or a copy of CB to get it to LB1?
>>575853784As a newcutie i'm learning how to parent loop Doing it second day, i need a lot of green skills for my Rickey
Rooms63260507
>>575853736Umapyoi with spe while Tazuna is busy eating ramen
>>575853957Well do you play fronts or ends?
What if a horse was born with a mark in the shape of a dick in its forehead and it went on to win the triple crown and l'arc
>>575853784My debuffers are bretty goodMy xoggy needs more cooking, it's so annoying to highroll
>>575853794to grandparent my 3stam 3end natty to make the best possible borrow for maya and goldshi and give me full recompensation for borrows daily
>>575853957both will do nothing + wait for free pulls to be over + if you're pulling for maru+FM or cbt+super brick then you're going to hold onto that voucher for another month or two
>>575854017Both
>>575854139you know they cap it at 100 CP a dayyou don't need to put that much effort into it
>>575854237i want to
>>575854186>recommending pulling on banners with a brick everyone already hasYikes
Almond Eye getting two alts before Windy gets one
>>575853784I'm sandbagging to Group B and will use Teio since it's her racetrack
>>575854485Sex with the hottie in that pic
Bwos I don't know what I'm doing >I can tellDONT BE CHEEKY
some niggas...
>>575854485
i am so alone its not even funny just want to feel appreciated and loved for once even if i dont deserve it the only thing i do to fill that void is being a whore at least that way guys will feel good from using my useless self so i can feel a sense of accomplishment what else can i do so tired just want to sleep already without waking too let me rest for once and i can cope but otherwise i dont want to hear it please i really am trying my best forgive me forgive me forgive me forgive me forgive me forgive me forgive me eyes closing let this be it
>>57585398139986069
>>575854589Don’t post that-you’ll give the teiobros ideas
>>575854139I did a random ass Mayano auto run and somehow got one of the 2 best mayano parents in global, I think Im not gonna need to worry about borrow rewards for some time
>>575854680uh oh>>575854712Falco........
>>575853105A buttplug of what material?
>>575854680>just want to feel appreciated and loved for oncedo more fan runs and I'll appreciate and love you-danchou
Now that I think about it how are we gonna use GL to train for the Long Cms? Seems unfeasible considering the mechanics making the deck so restrictive
>>575854680need BPD gf
Click the button to see funny deletes on you know who
>>575854834The only long CM is arima, the stam requirements are about the same as this CM, maybe 1 more heal.
>>575854794yeah but you see everyone's got a mayano and a goldshi
>>575854680Spend more time with people who appreciate you for who you are and treat others the way you want to be treated :)
>club went up a single rank in 5 hours
how many stam sparks do i need for 750 stam?
>>575854680still in melty WOULD say this
she's so based and funny
>>575854589482 kg of evil
>>57585506115
>>575854680
Does a gold green count as 1 green or as 2 greens for Rickey?
>>5758551541
>>575855154Does a gold skill count as 2 skills for groundwork?Thought so.
Wait I just fell across this tweetI thought the level 7 potential guarranteed fast learner event happened every career but apparently it has a very low chance of happening in the first place
>>575854594I can tell :3c
>>575855058At least yours went up...
>>575855238Choosing to be nice is free you know
>meltdown[-]>schizo ramble[-]>twitter post[-]
i had sex with another racer but i dont think my trainee will mind, it was just a one time fling
>>575854485Spe would do this
>>57585471225420132 Last>>575854812Falco ended up being a Rickey spot struggle bot till I get a 3rd Ace
>>575855431my Falco is just tagging alone cause I don't have an actual 3rd ace yet
>>575855361>Ever picking the free optionf2pGOD...
>>575855431Where are the stam debuffers
oh babyon a borrow gparent too
>>575855018But mines better
>Took 16 runs of auto for me to get a Ryan to have my minimum standards of a 2* medium and any 2 greens or 2 greens with a racecourse spark (Mile Ch)>Spe got 2* medium and 3 greens on the first auto I didRyan hate increases, but I could only imagine if I went through that hell manually, bless Cygays for introducing auto. I'm even taking wit as a blue at this point, at least it's also 2*.>1,500,000 CCYeah, useless on this track, but I ran out of reliable stuff to buy on Spe and she picked up a lot of generic late surger hints.
>>575855252Any JPbro to confirm?
>>575855723i literally did 20 runs of kiseki and this bitch only gives me late,pace,mile
>tfw
>>575851572spe thighs...
>>575851587Truke
Normally I'm the one spreading propaganda but the Kris S poster is starting to win me over.
>>575855892DON'T BULLY ORENJI
>>575855829Also doing Kiseki runs & GOD I wish she would give me Stam/Mile
>>575855892me on the left
>>575855978The Kris S posting will continue
>>575851572Scarlet's hair look so weird in the Pretty Derby anime
>>575855431Results>>575855685they don't work consistently enough desu and most Oguris have enough Stamina to tank a few Murmurs anyway
>>575855892Fatikanefukukitaru...
>>575852086I'm running Grass + Double Stamina Siphon for the ArimaFUCK you Special (Ed) FRAUDCHEATER
>>575848529
which careers am I supposed to run to make parents? is there any advantage to doing manual runs instead of auto? I want to make parents for taiki so she can run really fast
Did you know in Umamusume? Doto is often seen with a cute cat named Meto-chan.
>>575851572Dibs on Orange sexo
>>575856257Do they if you build them correctly
>>575855535Mesu inu
>>575855723Yeah I'm thinking this one's the town bike
>>575856257>no festive procOh well I knew I had to remake the entire team anyways, this CM doesn't have me very excited...Inari One is also fucking dead for this CM, tragic considering it's dirt
Anons can I get some tips for an autorun deck for Oguri stamina? I'm trying to get a 9 stam oguri, got the grandparents done but I am stuck at 1000 stamina runs with her...I have been using 2 stam cards, 1 power, 2 speed and LH, the speed ones are for hints and SP, same for marv power
>>575856529that TS Climax spark compensates the 2 star stamina, that's a nice parent
>>575855535Everyone loves being petted. It came with your nervous system for social animals.
forcing kingu to be my fan farming slave
>>575856714>Everyone loves being pettedonly by chad
>>575853337Not having a second alt isn't directly related with low popularity, otherwise Suzuka, Scarlet, Curren and Bourbon wouldn't be on that list.
>>575856931oh lord she's so soft
How the FUCK did Frilled Cherry make it to the finals without any skills, all B aptitudes and bad mood? Is her trainer doing a challenge run or something?
What happens in auto races if I set my uma to run in a D style?
>>575853784looping infinitely under the assumption that ill get decent parents in time to create an oshi teamprobably just going to crash out and cope train a xogbot though
sex with king
>>57585705170% win chanceMy 4* oguri wins sprinters stakes 50% of the time with F aptitude
>>575856931snowbreak is chinese tho
>>575857280Not aptitude, the running style. Like running Agnes as a front (E front)
>>575856416Most of the time when I raced against Stam debuffers they did nothing>>575856551Pretty much everything other than Oguri is dead. At least the Mile CM after this one should be fun I think
can i just not run light hello?
>>575853337She is too defeatist.
Bed breaking sex with El Condor Pasa.
>>575857390>literally one viable uma because it's dirt on an XOguri track with u=ma2 and on top of that you need a gorillion stamina in the worst scenario for thatI fucking HATE these niggers at Cygames
>>575857596she raises your floor pretty significantly. But you could theoretically high roll without her, yeah
>>575857390Stam debuffers are still trying to go multiple gold skills instead of just 564 and murmur for guaranteed proc
jiggie from last night still standshttps://jiggie.fun/0UXlzz>https://jiggie.fun/0UXlzzhttps://jiggie.fun/0UXlzz>https://jiggie.fun/0UXlzzhttps://jiggie.fun/0UXlzz
>>575857458>Say no and she kills herself>Say yes and now you're in an u happy marriage for live.How do I dodge the bad ending?
umamusume pretty derby
>>575857802I've actually heard that
>>575857596Yes, she harms your highroll runs compared to taking cards that give stats. She does give guts and sp tho.
list of umas that owe me sex:>maruzensky>super creek>seeking the pearl>mejiro ramonu>symboli rudolf>light hello
>>575856931No need to cherrypick anon, Snowbreak is chinese and died due censorship though, even if Japan will never be this bold at least there is barely any censorship risk in japan.
>>575857802No one says that.
Anons say stam debuffers do nothing but I enjoy seeing in pubs the Rickeys that are ahead losing their lungs and dying despute having 900 staminaIt's so funny
>>575857774Scout another uma to protect you
>>575857774why don't you want to marry laisu
>>575858023Who should I scout for this?
>>575858012I like evil Neecha and Laisu. They make a great team.
Betrayal at Krondor Pasa
Makween could be just as sexy as Pandora if she didn't have the dress.>flatThat makes her hotter.
>>575858012VF said you need 1400 stam to survive quad deboofers + 564 spam
>>575858235That gay singapoorean says a lot of things
>>575852707Why did you order 2 cafes
>>575858235he also told me to make sprint aces on MANT
YOOOOOOOOSH
>>575858213you're dumbit's the legal upskirt shots what makes that fit so hot
>>575858387Congrats! Take good care of your 5* Orenji wife.
>>575858235You should always do your own calcs rather than believe what others tell you.
Who's stronger Pink Falco or Yellow Falco?
do I use MANT for parent runs or one of the other careers
Wait a minute, when I'm looping do I immediately cycle in the next uma in the loop or do I get the sparks I want first then move onto the next uma
>>575858154While I like her a lot, and she was my first 5*I feel like marriage would be a bad idea. For one I'd feel like I was coerced into it and that'll breed resentment. Additionally I'm mentally fragile myself and don't think she'd be able to help out through moments like that with her own fragility.I think she's a wonderful girl but we're just not compatible, we're both energy vampires that need someone to look after us and thar doesn't do well in cohabitation. I'm the type of person that'll support her until I reach a point of apathy and only spend time with her out of a sense if pity, and she doesn't deserve that. I already have a few friends like that anyways.So while she is beautiful, kind and deserving of love, I don't think we'd make a good match.
>>575858181Orange uma
>>575858440
>>575857964>be chink>sell a game with lewd graphics>govt finds out due to feminists and get censored>die>be gook>sell a game with lewd graphics>be man enough to not listen to retarded gook feminists because they have nothing on you>fill it with cuck shit and get crippled or die >be japanese>sell a game with cute graphics>fine-tune the lewd so every little inch of exposed skin is as hot as the other two>0 risk of censorship unless some unpredictable event happens and even if it does it won't affect your profit marginsUmamusume took the right path
>>575857717Their problem is that lots of Oguris are overstammed and have Gourmand now. You aren't killing an Oguri like that with Murmurs. You need to hope other people in the lobby brought their own Murmurs or hope you face Stamlets.Doms on the other hand will always do something to help you win
>>575851363Bot is posting this btw
payday is coming
bak shin shin
>>575858823oh
>>575858387(You) now
OH NO NO NO NOHORSETRANNIES? YOUR RESPONSE?
What is the best scenario for making debuffers? I think it might be aoharu because it could give more skills bursting bubbles, but I'm unsure
>>575858964I just realized Xog isn't broken because she's ridiculously strong or anything, she just is because she's easier to train everywhere but sprints due to her innate skills and growths
>>575858931I wish that was me.
I always watch the GRAND LIVE at the end of every career
>>575858909I hope this 7 scouts Fuku, then.
>>575859145when I'm looping do I immediately cycle in the next uma in the loop or do I get the sparks I want first then move onto the next uma
>>575859020About to spend 200 bucks on magic cards and ammunition
Do racing spirit and ignited spirit + versions work in modes outside of URA/Unity?
>>575858931This but with Ardan
>575859145screenshot_date_timeimagine going to reddit unironically, at 5PM too instead of working
>>575858440Determined to spoil toreena, even when he sends her on autoruns.
https://www.gamespark.jp/article/2026/07/30/169966.htmlUma musumay killer bros
i want to fuck fusufusu pandora
>>575859020mayonaise makes this expression when I take out my dick and we have sex
>>575859347I think they can ONLY be inherited in the scenario your parent got iti.e. you get ig pow+ from an uma that has an ig pow spark on GL, then that + version can only be inherited on GL
>>575859145They're right you know
Not to worry everyone Spe-Chan is in heat right now but she has been contained You are not to untie her for any reason
Anyone else trying to raise URA spark parents
>>575859604I feel like an Umamusume should easily be able to either snap the rope or the beam it's attached to.
>>575859347Yes they are the same during inheritance but do not count as the same during spark chance
>>575859750Only if they don't care to tear down the house
>>575859604You fool. Now she has a rope to lasso and tie up her pray too.
>>575859181It's both, she's braindead to build and is extremely strong
>>575859547Many are saying this
>>575859750Why don’t horses bite the rope off when their jaws can crush bone? Think on that
>>575859914why is she smiling at me like that
>>575859604Spe would eat the rope
>>575859836*prey
no kinky stuff
I think you should eat your vegetables.
I hate Umama
>Finally have decent stat line by mid senior year>Fail a 6% training>into Practice Poor>into failing a 2 (TWO)% trainingand that's another 30 minutes wasted
>>575859914sexy boy uma
>>575859914This is a man.
>>575860075I don't wannaI want to eat meat and bread and pasta and sweets for every meal.
>>575859914Sei-chan right before stealing all my collagen
>>575860084I like Umama in a bicurious kind of way
>>575860036Be quiet and go back to cooking, Falco. We're busy lewding sexy umas.
>waiting on Tachyon auto to finish>see this bwo's post >>575855723>think after my auto run turnout yesterday being garbage, I'd be lucky to even get something close to that>finalize skillsWhat timing lmao. I still think I'd prefer his Tachyon because those are far better gp's than what I'm working with, but I'll take it.
>>575859940Spe not here...
>>575858952You forgot to mention koreans got censored too, brown dust just died.
>>575859940This is her new G1 outfit?
>>575860306Trainees cannot win against a fully bloomed Uma musume
>>575860330My autorun is stiill 15 minutes away, I'll be a bit annoyed if I also don't get similar results
>>575860036Okay...
you guys promised ME an Umamusume A summer alt, where is it?
nexto jiggo https://jiggie.fun/LWPDvt>https://jiggie.fun/LWPDvthttps://jiggie.fun/LWPDvt>https://jiggie.fun/LWPDvthttps://jiggie.fun/LWPDvt
guys did you know that I REALLY FUCKING LOVE CREEK? ILOVE HER SO MUCH LOOK AT ME SPAM HERworse than the stego troon
>>575860604this is not Umacdonalds
its getting difficult
>>575860528I bless your autos this day. and through all of Grand Live if this ends in 7
>>575858213I want to lift her skirt and kiss that belly
>>575860036Can I talk about how I want to be manipulated by a girl half my age, or is that off limits too?
>>575860685Stop being so bitter, anon
>>575860589Holy fuck, I need this in my life.
>>575860760>0
Will more people roll for Yeppers over Pearl despite getting 0 propaganda posts?
>>575860830Keep posting sexy Creek images please.
>>575859967Rulership has a chance to lose to Duramente and Aruvu and actually doesn't throw a tantrum. It was cute because it starts out with Rulership asking Aruvu for a match, and Aruvu telling her no. Then she sees Duramente was watching this entire time, and Duramente talks about how she wishes she could talk with Aruvu more. Rulership says a board game would be good for that, and Duramente believes her because she's a big ol puppy. She goes off to ask Aruvu to play with her, pleads with her, and Aruvu being Aruvu literally cannot say no to Duramente, so she says yes. Trainer gets dragged into this whole thing and they end up playing 2v2 Reversi (with modified rules), Duramente and Aruvu vs Trainer and Rulership. They could win, they could lose, they could even draw, but it still ends with Duramente being able to talk more with Aruvu. It's funny though because the draw has Duramente like "I said just this once but I'd like to play with you again" and Aruvu can only "..." because she knows she can't say no to her.
>>575860905yeppers is /uma/ core
>>575860604Fantasy Pasa is my one and only dickpull in this game. I don't think I could handle a summer Pasa...
>>575854485Needs a LH edit>>575860393>brown dust just diednice, they deserved it
>>575860885I-It means he'll have 0 bad auto runs!
>>575860905All the loli lovers will for sure.
>
Yeppers isn't a loli.
>>575860998Duramente cute
>>575861189Hello Suzucutie!
next dirt CM will be better
>>575860998Cute cute cuteI want to roll for RulershipShe is too far away
fucking a countrygirl would be so good
>>575859181No, being able to 99% guarantee carryover+accel is brokenIt's no surprise that the tracks where she's "only good" are the ones where 777 is after late race starts and she has to cope with just an accel like everyone else
>>575861076Her slightly more raspier voice than her og in uma selection screen makes me diamonds
>>575860704kingu puts you in a position where you can't kill yourself because it will hurt her. the obligation to live is something I hate
fucking any girl would be so good...
Where's our global exclusive uma?
>yeppers at you
>>575861567If Global gets an exclusive Uma then Japan will too and you wouldn't want that.
>>575852153That's a lot of urban growth.
>>575861531>Don't wanna live>Can't die Sounds horrible.
> Unique skills give points by rankIs it better to use 5* umas even if they started as 2* in TT?
D*ramente HATE
>>575861629I would cuz it'd would break jp schizos mind
>>575861629every uma being released in jp right now is exclusive since global will eos before they would come out
To kill XOguri they should give Divine speed to everyone
>>575861701That is the situation for most people though
>>575861753Don't shay that...
Falcon von Habsburg
>>575861741I hope your next 9 runs are glue.Duramente is precious. Fuck you.
>>575861701Welcome to the human experience. I recommend you drugs or alcohol to cope like everyone else
three years worth of semen made a glopping noise as it flowed endlessly into Teio
>>575861893whats a good drug
>>575861876precious piece of trash maybe
how come Seeking the Pearl gets a rerun so early?
>>575859750Baby elephant syndrome
>>575861741Oi.Fuck you.
is that a sword art online reference?
>>575861873image so crispy I want to eat it
Imagine how pissed JP would be if Global and JP became one server when we catch up with them. A JP player would never win a CM again and all their clubs would get kicked out of the top 100
>>575861818>>575861893Eye opening. I often feel like I don't deserve to live but find joy in life.Thanks for reminding me how mum worse things could be.
>>575860704>kingu says don't die>kingu is also the reason why I want to die
>>5758620361. Would never happen, globaltroons are 2ndary citizens2. The entire top 100-500 of global would get BANNED first as PAYING JAPANESE Would force management to make drastic changes3. You'd get NOTHING and be happy with it
>>575862036good bait
>>575861978You know how Morbius was released twice and it bombed twice?
>>575861978Things bugged at the time and people couldn't actually roll on her
>>575862024I wish I knew how to make it look better, everything is at max already
My trainee would not care if I killed myself..
>>575861992no, Duramente is a mistake
>>575861978Cygames thought she was bugged because literally nobody rolled her banner
What kind of voices do /uma/nons like? Which uma has the best one?
>>575862095When you realize your mortality and you get into an existential mood you only got 2 feasible choices, which are to accept the meaninglessness of your life and become a fully fledged nihilist and slowly rot in whatever method to kill your body you choose, or rejoice over the fact that the lack of inherent meaning in our existence means you can make it meaningful, like a blank canvas that you can pain however you wishTHE POWER IS YOURS
>>575861978dick sucking lips
>my trainer said "ugh" when I told him I wanted him to live
I don't do drugs nor alcohol but I'm a serial gooner for a good decade now, that's still better right?umamusume
What will be the quota for A clubs after half TP ends?
>>575854679I need her
>>575861992Dura love>>575862367Kita love>kita x dura loveI need them to have sex, with each other and/or me
>>575862507Somewhere between 50-80M monthly fans
>>575862507Why would you have a quota in an A club?
>>575862418have a degenerative disease and no relations
>gives you 30 energy
>>575862507A club? just don't flatline lolA+, around 40mil
>>575862657skill issue
>>575862703I always thought the bodytype didn't match the head it looks strangely big but still would
>>575862382Gentildonna
>>575862382Man that's a tough one actually. I'm not sure how I'd describe the voices I like. I really like Goldshi's voice when she makes it sound feminine. I really like Scarlet and Shakur's too.
>>575862486Physically better, socially worse
>>575862703Seeking the Stacy owes me sex
>>575862486Honestly I'm glad I just masturbate daily instead of smoking or drinking.
>>575862382
LET'S GO RICKEY
>>575862703>gives you 80 energy
>>575862486semen on belly
>>575862382I like slightly deep and soft voices
Words from Yutaka Take"For a little over two years, that horse was constantly on my mind.""I am truly glad I met this horse. He is magnificent. It felt less like running and more like flying.""It feels as though I had been searching for a horse like this all along.""Oguri Cap and Silence Suzuka were fast, too—but it wasn't a matter of which was better; this horse possessed a different kind of speed.""For me, Deep was an idol and a hero. There were moments—like when we were circling before the race after the warm-up canter—when I felt a wonderful sense of having him all to myself.""This horse runs while carrying everyone's dreams on his back. After all, when it comes to going overseas, it isn't the humans who take the horse—it is the horse that takes the humans.""I used to think a horse like this had to exist somewhere, and then I found one. Since he was real—not just a dream—it’s possible I might encounter another horse like him. I hope it turns out to be one of Deep's offspring."Source: “Yushun” March 2015 Issue
>>575862382makween and tackyi like their sings too
Just jerked it Summer Seiun Sky
>>575862382DonnaTaikiOguri are all super hot to meHonorable mention for Dober, not because the voice itself is hot but her constant flustering makes up for it.
did you meme or eyes how many techniques you need to buy before a getting a song?
Is 1LB Hello good enough?
>>5758634130lb is good enough lol
>>575862657For every explanation there's also an excuse. There's many athletes, artists and scientists without limbs or with wild diseases that eventually rot their bodies and it doesn't keep them from living a fulfilling life.The hardest part is to switch to the mindset of overcoming it, but it can be done>>575862486>>575862975As long as doing that doesn't inhibit you from developing/keeping your relationships, obligations or interrupts you from living properly like gooning so much you can't do your job right, it's all good
>>575862382Tach the best
>>575863239understandable
>>575863437Oh really? That's good news then.
>>575863413mlb R is good enough to-be-honest
Gold City smile in my heart
Is it wrong to secretly masturbate imagining my trainee with generous breasts naked?
>>575863615no
>>575863768Yes. Cease immediately
>>575863768yes, you should masturbate in front of her imstead
I have a feeling the club drama will be so good at reset. Everybody feels so pent up talking about fan counts, quotas and everything else. I can't wait to see them burst
I will fuck an umaI will find and fuck an uma
>>575863615>>575863413You do not need Light Hello at all according to >>575791716
>>575863930If danchud caves in to the shitposters and sets a quota I'm leavingt. a top earner
>>575863786yes
>>575863958Let me know where you found one when you do.
>>575863930if danchou doesn't kick everybody with less than 10M done this month I'm leavingNiggas do your autos
>>575864106Namedrop club nigga
>>575864106You're not a top earner lol
??? how did i get 1 nigger star
tacky is 0lb and umallo is uselesshmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnice banner
fuck off Umama you stinking drama seeking nigger
>>575863930If danchud cucks out to the flatliners and doesn't set a quota I'm leavingt. a top earner
yeah but you need SSR hello to auto in GL
>>575864106This. Danchou has been talking about it a lot recently...
make a tulpa of your uma wife and have non-corporeal sex with her and live a fulfilling life
>>575858440I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
>>575864319He's so annoying recently
>>575864285What deck for 1100+ stam?
Glad to know that even if I dont get fucked by GL rng my support chains can still just randomly decide not to finish
>>575864106What's next, do you want people on food stamps to be able to buy alcohol and cigarretes with it?
>great run with Oguri>forget to race>fail
>>575864319You would suck her off if she joined your shitter club
>>575863930Me and danchou if he culls the flatniggers before monthly reset
wow i love learning useless retarded shit and pressing retarded trainings while hoping the lesson rng wouldn't fuck me in the ass so that i could fit 4 songs per season, very rewarding gameplay!
I love Rice
At least there are people agreeing that flatliners should be raped this time.
VISIT TOMAKOMAI
>>575864572its better to give them money directly
>>575862382Cesario
>>575863053>ejaculate inside of LH>this gives my trainee energyI see..
>>575864637Robbed of a swimsuit.
>>575863119Stallions are the best
>>575864319Which posts are Urmama?
>>575864195Nobody in my club is sub 10m but we're still dropping ranks...
>>575864196Anytime somebody does not mention a club by name you can assume they are talking about Mambo
>>575863546That chibi uma series is so cute
behave or curren gets it
>>575864610Being a flatnigger when you literally don't need to play the game anymore is not excusable
>>575864106what's your alternative to make the club not derank smart guy
>>575864861Because 10m a week is average now, let alone a month
DO I NEED LH OR NOT?
>>575864904hot
>>575863930I bounce like this but only when dramaposting
>>575864904Can I behave and get current beaten? I don't like misbehaving but I also don't like Curren.
>>575864969Think for yourselfSubhuman retard
>>575864969You don't need LH if you have every meta SSRs on MLB
>>575864969Of course you need her retard, now piss off we're having club drama talk right now.
>>575864928ummm... uhhhh... continue to do nothing!
>>575864896
>>575864196Anytime somebody does not mention a club by name you can assume they are talking about uma&co
>>575864969No it's a right handed track, LH doesn't work
>>575865054What if you had MLB Light Hello
thinking for yourself is cringe, gay and boomer behaviorI prefer thinking using horde mentality, I do whatever everything else does to be safe and secure
>>575864610I will rape Chrono Genesis instead.
>>575864904She would ask this kind of rp as her birthday present
Your reaction when this happens in your CM finals?
join a b+ club its comfy
>>575864106Ah yes, a top earner that surely will care about a quota being enforced and absolutely doesn't mind carrying leeches, okay
KEK
my falcon? smart
>>575865105Cute
>>575865295She's too powerful
>>575864106>top earner caring about quotasYou're lying
>>575865212If I joined a B+ club it would turn into an A+ club
>>575865295HOEH?
>>575865175Completely fatherless behaviour
KEY ME TOE
>>575865387Proof?
!?
>>575862382I'm a degenerate ASMR fan. Some of it to calm down and sleep, some to jack off. Calm, maternal voices in particular get me rockhard.Also, Tannhäuser's voice is very unique and cute.
>>575864969you don't even need GL
>>575865212I haven't joined a club before. should I join a b+ club?
>>575865509yes
>>575865509You should join any club for the free shit
>>575865509>I haven't joined a club beforewhat the FUCK how much free shit have you missed
>>575865581ex-mambwo...
>>575865509Why wouldn't you?ExcelUma has a spot, by the way
>>575864856none, he's not even here, it's just some annoying skinwalker
>>575865509You should join /Uma/Club
>>575865503let's see the UF umas you made in unity
>>575865509post profile ID I'll hook you with excel uma, they are at 29/30 best club here
I have 1LB Light Hello, I tried borrowing an MLB one and it didn't change a thing
>>575865664Can I rejoin ExcelUma
https://n.uguu.se/pCxDgELN.mp4
>>575865736Thats because she gets basically nothing at 3lb+You should just run your own 1lb copy
>>575865509You should join Mambo
>>575865475LICKY LICKY
>>575865759No :)
>>575865475Wait how do those straps work?
lh is a 5 card handicap
>>575865773me on the right
>>575865509Lone Wolves are the biggest retardsI will never understand faggots like this"B-but m-muh self relia" fuck off faggotYou should always have some allies you can band together with to topple some challenges, and to sacrifice when things go south
>>575865848Same way as long sleeve t-shirts
>>575865475we fucked after this
hey
Did they FINALLY fix BoFA?Is it usable unironically now?
>>575865836You guys will fail
>>575865861the kind of asmr that will help you drift off into a 10 hour slumber followed by waking up with a huge boner
>>575865695>>575865664824 901 065 354>>575865969I wanted to join a club from here I was just unsure how to ask
>>575865969Ur just mad u don't get +40 speed... lol...
>>575866259There's always recruiting messages at the start of each month.Hope you have fun in Exceluma newcutie
>>575866169host some rooms cutie
>sound on>sfx off>bgm offThis is peak torena experience
dozo
>>575866560>>575866286the kind of photos my trainee sends me
Do you ever feel like there's a bug crawling on your arm or somewhere else on your body but when you look at it there's no bug
>>575866684yes
>>575866560sniff
>>575866684take a shower teiobro...
>>575866684thats called vitamin B deficiency
>>575866560wtf i love dirt umas now
>>575865201YOU CAN'T POST THAT, N-SAN!
rape trainers
>>575866684That's because it hid underneath your skin while you weren't looking, and if you don't get it out right fucking now it will burrow into your organs and slowly kill you.
>>575866684Yes
>>575866848Wait, really?
>>575866259A quick background check says the chance of this anon being an alt is around 20-30%, 70% he's a real newcutie
>>575866560dirt means anal
>>575866932>Female
>>575866848@umagrok is this real
>>575867017I'm shitposting, but it can be one of the cause if you frequently feel it
>>575867062incel?
Copa copa
>>575866684pull off your skin
>>575867340>male
>>575866169
>>575866684https://www.sciencefriday.com/segments/facemites/
dont look up the relationship between Jordan and Orfevre (and Golshi)
>>575866684It's only bad when it feels like it's crawling in your arm
>>575867523kowai
>Medium S>now thisThis is it, this is the run
>>575867749Okay
>>575867502whos this umamusume
started a career with the wrong Oguri by mistake
>>575867787why is Maruzen trying not to laugh
>>575867847lol get fucked shion faggot i wish nothing but failure and misery to ogurifags
>>575867842Brooklyn Latte
I'm finally home from work so I can goon to summer Sei-chan for 7 hours straight.
>>575867921
>>575867957who hurt you like this babe
>>575867957ogurin is cute and liking her shouldnt make you such a target of malice, be nice
y'all just nonnies to me
>>575866560I love this chubby uma so much.
>>575868453I thought what we had was special
Going to start my third manual Oguri TT run now. Lets see if my chains finish this time
>>575866259an invite has been sent
>>575868740are umamusume personalities supposed to be a combination of horse and jockey? (I never understood why creek is a stallion and represented as a doting mother)
>>575868740
Umama doesn't love me...
Rice sends me these.
>>575850904Hey next thread, please add Summer Seiun Sky and Mejiro Bright rate-ups to the OP for the JP news
umama...
>>575866907えぇぇぇぇぇ~!?なんで? ダービーなのに! ダービー好きじゃないの? なんでぇ?
>>575869036It varies wildly because making it 1:1 always would be boringCreek is motherly because real Creek's jockey was really young when he started riding him and their relationship was seen as the horse training him into a strong jockeyLike how in Creek's career she scouts you and sees your growth as a trainer as part of her own
Oh nice
>>575869036They make up some vaguely related bullshit. I don't think the guy who rode Doto was five seconds away from having a panic attack every second of his career.
>>575869120Join the (non-literal) club...
>>575869120Lemon...
>>575869324Falco is not cool.
do I go for mlb
>>575869286これはダービーの話じゃない、そのことは分かっているはずだ。これは「名指ししてはならないあの人」の話だ。
>>575869036I think it's because Creek googoo babied and groomed Yutaka Take into winning his first G1 which was KKS i think
I'm excited for Machan.
Already accidentally getting small beginnings of my L'Arc legacies set up.
>>575869496if youre fine spending 160 rolls on a card that you'll drop in 4 months yeah sure.
>>575869496only if you don't have any good wit card
>>575869589whorr
>>575869491said no one ever.
>>575869036Yutaka Take won his first G1 on Creek, and he said in an interview, "That horse is like a mother to me"Btw when he was asked on TV about the Heisei Top Three, he described Oguri Cap as "a horse whose thoughts are impossible to understand," Super Creek as "a gentle and very easy horse to ride," but Inari One was simply described as "frightening"
>>575868979thank you!
>>575869670She would kick you if she could hear you.
5 borrows 0 aces award
>>575869491shut up retard
>>575869891Sirius ..
>>575869807>using borrows for acesbwaaaakayou use borrows for autorun parents, GL is a run killed before classic year scenario, there are not enough borrows for ace making
>>575869604Likewise.
>>575869940Let us see your parents
>>575869491kys retard
>>575869940i dont feel like doing two parents for a dirt cm
>>575869762TToTT
>>575869286彼じゃないけど、なんで彼は君のことをNさんって呼んだの?君はバナナなの?
weiiiiiii
>>575869940umama... retard...
>>575870012they are good parents, no I will not show them
>>575869891>part of Legend Changer because ????
sniff
falco's name in japan is spelled sumaato fuarkon btw
>>575850904I was completely unaware of this boy's eroticism...
My trainee found out I've never dated and don't think anyone would date me and now they wont stop asking very invasive and personal questions about me
>>575870276Sumata Falcon...
>>575870202it is a mystery
Unironically true
>>575870185You would show them if they were actually good
>>575870276gold city in japan is spelled gol shichi btw
>>575869589私はあまり気にしていません。もともと私のことなんて見えていないような気がしていましたし、別に注目してほしいわけでもありませんから。>>575870070数日前に戦闘力を明かしてしまったので、今は何人かに正体がバレていますちなみに、その名前はできれば使わないでもらえると嬉しいです。これからも「Winning Postの人」としてお願いします!
>>575870012They are right, thoughI am personally only now starting on grandparents, but these are my pair825978952501354822Practice partner codes
>>575870202fills the "idol horse" requirement
>>575870515>2 months ago
>>575870276say her name
>>575870276Fuaarkon...
>>575870316this boy has a vagina that pulls my penis toward it like a black hole
>>575870578it's actually spelt golshi, shichi is someone different
What the fuck Rickey is actually cool? Why didn't anyone tell me about this part
>>575870702Cutefe
>>575870515It's so tiresome that people will indulge the mentally insane instead of telling them to fuck off.
*grooms you*
>>575870639プレイリストのリリースについて知っていましたか?知らなかったなら、あなたはバナナではありません。まだコメントすらしていませんね。
>>575870364
>>575870889Complete her secret event
>>575867787>bring Suzuka>she doesn't give me Trackblazer>Maruzen and Bourbon don't finish their chains either>staminaletTurns out it wasn't the run.
I thought seiun was erotic before they made it blatantly obvious
>>575870639もちろん。どうせ冗談だったんだから、これからも自分の得意なことを続けてね。>その名前はできれば使わないでもらえると嬉しいですRequest... DENIED! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq_ivuq4PvM
>>575870872>shichi is someone differentyou mean gold city?
My oshi can beat up your oshi
>>575870921Did we get the unisex hand animation for Gentildonna?
>>575870997
>>575870889Copano Rickey is a cultivator?
>>575870956Just don't let her get too confident where she becomes a CHEATER.
>>575871139Your oshi is not an uma, it's a gensokyou yokaiShe shouldn't be allowed to race
what's the lore between Exceluma and that Sweepy avatarfag
>>575871269>what happens when horses watch humans too much
Anyone got a list of reliability of skill activations for TT?
>>575871139No Uma feat can match Gentildonna compressing an iron ball with her bare hands
>>575871359he is our cum dumpster
>>575869762loli dia femdom
Damn bruh I was looking for the site to start a poll and I stumbled into this....
>>575871115
>>575870991たぶん何のことを言っているのか分かります。でも、あなたが思っている人物とは違いますよ。>>575871131草
>>575871430
>>575871431kek
Around maresBe aware
>>575871431that demon horse robot looks metal as fuck
>>575871431oy vey
>>575870889Bwo she literally fires up a feng shui dragon from her handsWhat else did you expect, she is umazing
>>575871521Glad you liked my, excellent, reference joke.
>>575871521>not themah, well then carry on with your horsing aroundif you were I was going to have to 絞殺力を用いる
>>575870956I wouldn't mind being groomed by Creek.
>>575870889IRL Rickey is arguably the most decorated horse in the game but because they made the Uma have a more wacky design that's not super popular, nobody pays attention like they do someone like Rudolf.
>>575871359There are multiple Sweepymen ITTDozens of us even
>>575871461STOP POSTING THIS BOYUMA.
I was gonna glue it but i hit double S first inspiration so i kept going for the potential cheevo... And i got it
Feng shui is a fraud and Rickey is scamming you all
every day that passes i fall harder and harder, Taishin might cripple my chances of ever finding love in the real world
>>575871545>>575870557I need her to use me like a dildo
>>575871597The satisfaction of nutting inside your childhood friend's umanko
>>575870816benis bark
>>575871817>>575871934Sex with Teio, Gran Alegria and ChronoIf your uma doesn't show her armpits don't bring her to chanmi
I don't believe in Feng Shui. I don't believe in anything, really...
>>575871982junior you are courting death
can the auto trainer help me get racing spirit skills if I put them on priority?
>>575872026https://e-hentai.org/g/3695286/ed4b37f729/
Thank you Ogurin for popping my UF virginity
Shiraoki-sama is the only thing I need
>>575872119Rickey should stop shilling her chink shit
>>575872150If you put 1-2 sure. If you put all no.
>>575872281Hokko would say this
>>575872196Regular or Festive Ogurin?
this deserves a gif
I'm back up to 30k carats
I love Oguri but I would never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever use the wrong one.
>>575872181evil horse I hate you
next jiggohttps://jiggie.fun/0Mi93m>https://jiggie.fun/0Mi93mhttps://jiggie.fun/0Mi93m>https://jiggie.fun/0Mi93mhttps://jiggie.fun/0Mi93m
>>575872026What's the age difference?
>>575872342Regular Oguri Cute for TT!
>>575871139I'm pretty sure black umas are stronger than white umas.
cunny as in filly umanko
I'm starting to think 2spd is a gaslight on 10% umas...
>>575872409Saw quite a few XOguris during both this and last Sprint CMI ran XOguri myself during Capricorn
>>575871831Symboli Rudolf raced against plumbers and electricians
i wish i had some ketaminehorses love ketamine
>>575872689you don't need to purity test your sovlfullness, it's okay to use strong umas, and it's better if you actually like them
sex with fillies
People are starting to prep for cm. My dogshit Dober is getting borrowed again
>>575872489Oguri isn't that smart. Congrats though.
>>575871831>a more wacky design that's not super popularit's not? she has one of my favorite designs visually
>>575871397Anything that doesn't involve placement condition is always good, especially if it's cheap.>Center Stage (either Kawakami SPD or hope you don't get agemasen'd by Falco PWR)>Lane Legerdemain (Freebie if you pick no one at the end of Grand Live)>Concentration can also be considered if you have Bourbon in your deck for Grand LiveVision skills are also cheap and only exist for scoremaxxing>Clairvoyance for medium (from welfare Rob Roy or having Fuku in Unity)>Bigger Picture for late surgers (welfare Dober)But if you're playing Unity, the Burning Speed abilities and It's On! are given to you for free and will reilably proc regardless. Then generic golds like Maestro for medium/longs and Curvature are always good, then from there, you can get the generic scenario golds and whatever your uma has built in.
>>575872362there is a soundpost already
i have busted some of my biggest loads in my life to umaswhat is it about their designs that makes them so erotic
Scratching Karen chan's itchy womb...
>>575873031Dantsu Fat!
>>575873207Cute...
>>575872995Well I assume it's not since I never really see JP buzz/fanart about her, never saw anyone excited for her release on global, and don't see much about her outside of here now that she is out.
i will forever be alone because no woman could ever compare to her
super creek patiently teaching you how to ride her futa cock and praising you when you have your first sissy gasm
>>575873254
>>575873395>the most heterosexual creekFAGGOT
>>575873279>no woman could ever comparewell yeah that's a little boy
>>575871831>Rickey is arguably the most decorated horse in the gameYeah, but it's JP dirt so its cut down by like 4/5
>>575873279stop being cringe
>>575873320Mommy
>>575873408>less than 2 months until granny releases
>>575873534no
>>575873591
i dont see much tamamo cross posted here, kinda surprised
i have never masturbated to umamusumes
>>575873408>>575873591>>575873697>B tier even to this daylol
>>575873504Well that's why it's an argument. He has the most G1s but it's up for debate if the quality of opponent makes that as impressive as a horse like Rudolf, Gentildonna, Almond Eye, Orfevre, Opera, etc.
>>575873743unacceptable. you must do better. I believe in you
>>575873728have one
I'll bring a stamina card
i bought a concert ticket
>>575873728>>575873745>soulless zoomer: the postthis is a dickpull general
>>575873087not sure need soundposts for this uma..
>>575873743same, they're just too stupid lookingi can't goon to something with no intelligence in their eyes
>think about chancing getting Copano Rickey on the guaranteed 3* Uma paid banner>"Nah, I need to save up for Ramonu... even if it's tempting. But hey, I still have tickets so I'll put in a cheeky single pull.">resultI don't think she wants me looking at other dirt Umas.
>>575873728tams easily one of the top 10 posted silly tourist
>>575874217gay
>>575874217you're right but I got you to post more tama
>>575873792I mean, technically, he only has 3 G1s. The rest is considered Listed but at the same time, JP turf was also only Listed until 2007 (I think Japan Cup gets a pass because it allowed international competition).
>>575873743i had the same thought until a fan fic came to me in my head that they suffer from a estuary cycle and will seek out their trainer and trap him in their dorm to satisfy the burning in their crotch
>>575874337i always take that type of bait on purpose
https://strawpoll.com/Dwyo3vBGDyAhttps://strawpoll.com/Dwyo3vBGDyAhttps://strawpoll.com/Dwyo3vBGDyA
>>>/vm/2422499
>>575874482monster...
Thinking about bro's brossy.
>>575873743Neither have I
>>575874548
>>575874554top 3 umas likely to literally rape trainer behind the gym
>>575874653DON'T SHOOT
>>575874663why is it always rape with you people
Can we all just agree to use Unity aces
>>575874653Teio, despite knowing that it's a trap, chooses to make a forceful breakthrough.
>>575874761Transcend quite literally stalks (you), and she's the one doing the raping
>>575874761Being raped is the closest a woman will ever express wanting me for anything
>>575874663>behind the gymhot
>>575874819famous last words before instant loss 2skoma matingpress
>>575874819Perfect rape doujin plot
>>575874860following your trainer everywhere is not stalking
>>575874559why does she make this face
>>575874761>tism>as dense as a neutron star>fumbler like FalcoMy only change is getting raped
>>575875090chance*
breaking into your torena's house at night and watching him sleep is not stalking
>>575874991using technology to stalker trainer is still stalking
>>575874991and raping is not a crime
>>575873002Yeah but I'm also trying to pick umas based on their kits and uniques and it's hard to tell since most uniques have some bullshit conditions
>>575875260Town Bicycle
>>575874991>>575875171These are posts made by actual uma musume with a trainer, do NOT believe thisIf you notice your trainee 'suddenly' appearing everywhere you go, you are being stalked
>>575874970>>575874961
https://www.youtube.com/live/MDSMPvJ4M4chors show at Northern Horse Park
I thought of something funny, try to talk me out of it and buy corner skills or something. Its not Medium or Dirt S so it's probably not going to be competitive unless this funny thing works.
>>575875401a fish is fine too
I changed the locks of my house and my trainee got really mad for some reason
>>575875401T-thanks
baking a new thread with the updated jp info
>>575875527Deio please
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>>575875658>>575875658>>575875658OP updated with new summer alts
>>575875629giwtwm
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>>575875629Nevermind I'm STUUUUPID and SLOOOOW
>>575875413Is Cheval competing?
>>575873745B stands for BABA COME TO ME
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