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>>575875658
hmmmmmm...
>>575875747don't sweat it
Tachyon LOVE
I am humbly and respectfully requesting you post cute images featuring Oguri Cap.
Pokke running with the pokkespawns and Sweep Tosho.
Trainer-san 5 manual MANT runs doko
isn't it good to fuck fillies
>>575875658Sex with Narita Top Tits
>>575875893
>>575875884Dia holding a marriage certificate please
>>575876002Stupid clanker those abs ruin her
I'm stepping down as dancho tomorrow. I screwed up
Why is Dantsu Flame so pig coded?
>>575876059What is it like to have such abysmal taste?
Mambo!
stallions...
2 weeks remain.
>>575876183so I have more to hold onto
>>575876145
>>575876261jealous ramonu...
>>575876145Go out Hayashi style
>>575876279za warudo
>>575875884Transcend handholding
>New Condition: Slow Metabolism
What the fuck do you mean his last name is Chode?
>>575875751not a competition but a public dressage lesson it seems likehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ct2ND7G5QYoyou can check all the horses and when they will appear herehttps://www.northern-horsepark.jp/northernm_hs/
>>575876183Just look at her
>>575876261shimaidon
I think narita top road is cute
>>575876145But tomorrow is not the reset?
>>575876408
>>575876054Poor Tamtam getting titmogged like there's no tomorrow.
>>575876491also this
>>575876630AAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What makes Teio so sexy and erotic?
adopt her
>>575876630she is explaining why she likes yaoi
>>575876632The White Lightning was never a part of the Heisei Big Three...
I just started on Global. I really like Gold City and Orfevre. From my knowledge Orfevre won't be added for years so can I hope to get either of Gold City's three star racers from whatever gacha is ongoing? I know throwing currency at a banner when the character you want isn't rate up is stupid but she is the only one I really want and I don't think she will be rerunning soon (from what I know).
Exceluma is now 30/30I repeat, exceluma is now fullI'm so proud of them
Asking again, would 564 work with OYL in CM17 or is it not worth 300 skill pts?
>>575876742her moans
>>575876632at least she has a bigger cockoh wait
>>575876742her vagina
>>575876825Half of them are just alts and spies
>>575876809she's not on rateup so you'll be wasting your xtals on a banner unless if you also want to fish for her 2* and upgrade it to 3*
>>575876491Cheval looks happy
>>575875978one manual run a day is all I've got
>>575876826It technically could?Not worth it.
>>575877021hat doko?
is your furniture in its right place?
>>575877021....And looks like Chevacchi got disqualified lol
>>575877085I am very disappointed in you
next jiggohttps://jiggie.fun/eOrUfE>https://jiggie.fun/eOrUfEhttps://jiggie.fun/eOrUfE>https://jiggie.fun/eOrUfEhttps://jiggie.fun/eOrUfE
>>575877085does he not like the pepper?
>>575876964I looked through the banners and nobody has caught my eye in the coming months so I guess I'll keep fishing. Almost hit the exchange rate and she still hasn't come though… thanks though.
>>575877163It's
>>575876825AND A SINGLE EXCEL IS YET TO BE MADE
>>575876825Imagine if Teio was as staked as Tsuyoshi
>>575877163My cock's furniture should be Rickey's umanko
>>575876050
>>575876829>>575876897Sex.
>>575876809>soonthere's a gyaru banner with gold city next February but thats basically it, you either need to get lucky on other banners or use a selector
>>575877210iirc he farts in the video
>>575877163sniff
>>575876632
>>575877181It's over
>>575877163I don't need f*ng sh*i, I have the voices of the divine coursing through my head
>>575875884Trainer calling Sei-chan a BOY
>>575877296>shaded_face + you_gonna_get_raped Why are you reading my mind?
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>575877505Holy SEX
>>575877296>>575877591 (You)Thanks anon, I almost forgot about it
>>575877623sounds like this guy wants to suck Seiuns cock
>>575877181>>575877423
>>575876054our heroes
Teio has the worst fucking voice in the game
>>575877623I already like Seiun but this is hitting too close to home....
Putting my hand down Seiun-kuns open pants
>>575877681Cute boy chest!
>>575877282That is a very valid point, we were promised sheets and there is none so farExceldanchou, care to explain???
>>575877681pinning down seiun sky while she's topless and sucking her soft sweaty breasts
Feng Shui is real and can improve your life dramatically.It has been proven through math and statistics.Meanwhile, shiraoki cultists promise miracles that never happen and only bring misfortune to your life.This cultist will recommend you to drown in a river the moment something goes south instead of trying to improve their misfortune.Join the Feng Shui Yellow Dragon club and avoid the miserable shiraoki cultist.
Soon!
>>575876825I'm very happy we've come this far in just 2 months, I didn't even expect for us to hit B+...making a new recruitment post is gonna be a pain
Proper feng shui
having sex with boys is gay
wait, does end rating of the uma actually matter for parent farming? Something about SS rating being important?
I have never seen a fan of Tarumae in my life
>>575878212so true bestie
>>575877606WTF?
>>575877681oh fug
>>575878325nuh uh
>>575878427go to tomakomai
>>575878427Tomakomai is not a super nice areaI do like the idea of a hometown hero though
Bros I... I want to date my trainee...
>>575878405SS = less 1* whites
>>575878212Man is the divine made flesh, and as such we must be fickle lest we are cast down as beast
i made a thing
>>575876434
>>575878649My God
Congratulations! Your assigned Umamusume is Kawakami Princess! Please take care of her!
>>575878448How could she meet my gaze when I haven't looked people in the eye for over a decade
>>575878427I am shilling her tho
How much stam do my debuffers need to stay in range for next CM?
Seium Sex
>>575878746*cums*
>>575875884Fuji Kiseki gyaru.
>>575878708
??
>>575878639WHY AM I JUST NOW LEARNING ABOUT THIS
What's the deck for looping debuffers
>>575878460
>>575878427GOD FUCKING DAMN she looks fat
>>575878427She's cute and all, just doesn't stand out to me in any way.
>>575878878BASEEEEEEEEEEEED
>>575876825That means I get to poach anons looking for a club mid month when every /uma/club is full again
Join https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlsCj7LGgms rooms and see if you can survive and win
Mambo status?
>>575875884Light hello petting and saying good boy +20 tokens
>>575878949Yeah, carrots are nice after drinking onii-chan's semen. It masks the smell too.
>>575879160buy an ad
Sweaty chud butt!
>>575879315she is a rapist
>>575879249You better stop posting that shit on the Umacord or you're going on a no semen diet.
>>575878878is this allowed
Stop trying to make me want to fuck Special Week. I'm chestnut colored
buyanadlosertroon
>>575876825So there is demand for a new club to be created!How about an A+ club this time?
Dozo
>>575876118
You should post hors
>>575876825so when is your danchou moving to /uma/ club
>>575878698nice thing
>>575879541pregnancy is necessary
i need a clubwho is recruiting
>>575878427I'm mostly fan of her boobs and how jiggly they are
>>575879724Mambo
>>575879645go away, back off
>>575879597...Okay https://youtu.be/I6LrVeq41js?t=50
>>575879541Just to let you know, I'm going to have sex with Ruby, and impregnate her.
>>575878526>Thought Tomakomai was some quaint rural area from the vibe Tarumae gives off>Look it up>It's actually just a giant industrial cityuuhhhhhhhhhhh alright then
>>575875884Daring Tact breaking out of NPC Jail
sex with boys
>>575877505
>>575879898make Helios watch
>>575879898I hope you're planning to do that after marriage bro
>>575879645when are YOU going back
>>575879249Maya says this.
>>575879998that's a mare, Believe it
>>575879645If you scout danchou I will personally execute your entire club and everyone associated with each member
>>575880007ohI'm horny again
>>575879898>>575880019This will be in Kumiyabe's next doujin btw
>>575879945It's kind of like how Furioso and her trainer are portrayed as "from the sticks" but then you look up where Funabashi is and it's basically Tokyo
>>575880038hmmmmm I dunnooo
>>575879861
>>575880061Every danchou must visit to kiss the wall, you can have him back after a day
>>575876825
1000 meters of straight kino is this weekend btw
Sex with older women
>felt the game calling to me while doing chores>open it>AI training almost donefunny
>>575880270Then the world shall be glassed
>>575880357>IBS Summer Dash
Now that the dust has settled, who has the best announcer callout in Legend Changer?Other than Oguri, that is.
>>575880390>antisemite of the weekspechud will always be the antisemite of my heart <3
>>575880363
>>575880363How old
>>575880007sex with boys
It's time.
I hate how every single run deck is 3SPD/2WIT/LH. No stamina cards, no power cards, no guts cards, just the same shit every time. It’s so monotonous.
>>575880415>IBS Summer Dash>2nd fav is named American Stage...
>>575875978I'm not touching MANT again
>>575880007Boy umanko
>>575875978give me MANT 2.0
mares are dangerous
can you stop trying to fuck a horse for 30mins
>>575880765
>>575880765this is a mother
>>575880765this woman spawned satan on the track
>>575880113>>575880019you people are heartless wtf
>>575880765I agree
>>575880484when i saw legend changer for the first time i saw the oguri cap version and i thought it was so hype but i made up this headcanon that the voice actress didn't know she would have to sing with her deeper voice and had to take intensive vocal lessons and that she proved to herself and the world that she had what it took to be the best just like oguri cap because she was very new when she auditionedyes, this is autism but it made me feel all the more invested
Umama needs to come to Exceluma and bring it to A+
>896k retention line
>>575879238
>>575881013upgrade your TT team gwo
>>575881042Can u make Light Hello but in a skimpy swimsuit all flushed upthese chibis are too erotic
>>575881042
>>575875884Gold City feet in my mouth
>>575881013>some months ago the best I could do is 890k>the next week, the same team, somehow managed 910k>now for some fucking reason the same team managed 950kTT is a clusterfuck of RNG
this girl keeps popping up in my careersorry bby, we're not ningen woman fucking anymore
>>575881042>trainer adjusted his phone inside his pocket afterward
>>575877681Very masculine chest!
Having sex with Light Hello while my trainee does independent training...
nexto jiggohttps://jiggie.fun/XvQAT_>https://jiggie.fun/XvQAT_https://jiggie.fun/XvQAT_>https://jiggie.fun/XvQAT_https://jiggie.fun/XvQAT_
bwos, i'm losing more toughness 30s than i did clocks during mant....
>ANOTHER run ended because i couldn't get 4 songs because the shop kept asking for staminaI HATE THE SHOPWILL THE NEXT MODE HAVE A SHOP TOO
>>575881254She wants your trainee rise to Uma of Destruction while Ultra Instinct Happy Meek serves as her as Guide Angel Attendant and Bitter Glasse and Little Cocon being the Supreme Kai. You would know this if you paid attention to the lore
hmmmmmm
>>575875884laurel teasing stare
>>575881751do it pussy
>>575881751Do it
>>575879315Sex... https://files.catbox.moe/syko5p.jpg
>>575877623I ain't reading all of that
*sigh* Endless trash...
>>575881695No, it will be even worse with no shop to "control" the RNG of what you want to getYou will only get currency from training that will automatically fuse together to give you boons of each goddess, and what gets fused together is completely RNG, so start praying.
She's oinking...
>>575881814>>575881820finishing run not buying more skills
>>575880661I use 2SPD/2POW/1STA/1LHWorks good enough for auto
>>575881835holy, I love this artist
>>575878746>got my wife assigned to meI'm a lucky guy
Guys I didn't really rage IRL that much while making aces during MANT or upgraded Aoharu compared to before then but I'm back to blood boiling tard rage in Grand Live.
>>575879315
>>575881928>I'd do anythingnever say that
MOTHERS
>>575881835That's a child...
>>575875884Eishin Flash pressed up against Torena in the bath to "wash his back."
>>575881882You're set for L'Arc though, you'll need speed to beat the jacked umas.
>>575882004I feel you, I glued a run cause I accidentally over trained for one concert leading to me not getting 4 songs by next cycle
>>575882204Shiraoki needs 7 more kids
>>575880484Has to be FalcoI think it has both her strong racing record as well as her in-game character in a really cool snippetMakes it a cool statement for those who would question whether she really belonged there, both as a racer and as a talent
>>575881928
>>575879992
you fuckers lied. GL takes like 35 minutes, not 20!
>>575881835i need to fuck nishino flower so bad it's unreal
>>575878746can I requent an exchange? I don't want this ugly forehead
>no groundwork>no ttl>still +8L faster than >>575871070 on averageStamina Suzuka my beloved
>>575882485>>575881928
RickeyCopers what cards are you using to get greens? This is the best setup I could come up with that has 6 greens a gold recovery and can hit stamina cap and a noninspiration groundwork chance. It requires a super high roll though obviously.
>>575882283is french teio really a clock black hole
>>575882596Your request has been considered. Here is your new trainee.
>>575882618wait a minute, that speed....
>>575882713Pure coincidence.
she ruined my marriage
LOVES ONLY YOU WHEN
>>575882815Cute Still
Nishino is such a seductress. Her whole career is making me want to start a family with her.
Rickey almost never gets Speed carryover. You lied to me. I skipped Tachyon for this
>>575882927that's the plan
>>575882618>speeddidn't know Falco is a chud
>>575881928>I'd do anythingAlways say this
>>575883007They heard us in the room next door during the onsen visit.
>>575883001Fuck you mean you skipped tachyon? You skilled light hello for rickey? Also you did it wrong.
I went on a date with another trainer and saw someone that looked like they could be my trainee's sister, and when I asked my trainee about it she got confused and said she didn't have a sister
>slopper and pedo up at the same timeCOINCEDENCE!?>>575882713>>575883067being mentally busted in the head and always online must be suffering
>>575881928>>575882485>>575882641I heard the real Dantsu Flame was abused to death
>>575883128>got bootyblaster by a meme awardUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>575883201BEGONE
I've jacked off to Fusapan so many times in the past day I'm starting to shoot blanks
>>575883136
>>575883098I think your trainee is kinda retarded
>>575883201https://youtu.be/f_-_9GGl0_I
>>575883001Get bricked, idiot.
This game knows if you are bloated on one token and it wont give you any techniques or songs for it.
I think Kawakamiposting should be banned
>>575883268Rice HERO
>>575883268Literally who
>>575882656Probably not as much as when you trained B mile umas in MANTblazer, but with auto letting me get back to almost 1k clocks, I'm ready regardless.
>>575883362russian ogre
>>575883348I'll post her some more just for you
>>575883357
>>575882656french teio is a cock black hole
>>575883331Runs are seeded
>>575881771
>>575883446That's my daughter.
Does dumper still work, because fuck this scenario's RNG
>>575883560no.........
>>575882927>will cook you bentos every day>bakes you a cake on your birthday>always takes care of her trainer she's too wifecoded...
>>575883268He's not wrong though. It is fun to speculate how characters would act in these dark situations.
>>575883524Not possible.
>>575878649Ardan OWES me sex
>>575883637My trainee does this all the time and Tracen staff does nothing
>>575883524Take your meds schizo. Fuwaaaaaa I am so sleepy right now, maybe I should go to sleep after all this talking. You should sleep too anon.
>>575883565That makes you my father-in-law
>>575883637DV is so hot
>>575883485
wtf is the aptitude chance? I have double circle and enough sparks for dirt C from G but it still almost never happens
please take care of rulership
>>575883632>she's too wifecoded...this
>>575883637I'd like to think of situations where Verxina gets replaced by Donna as the big sister or Cheval gets replaced by Rulership in the V Sisters and both of them losing their mind over it
Can I have more of these kinds of creatures? Thanks.
>>575883975will do air groove
>>575883504>giant titsgood>super cute facevery good>embraced AND shysex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>575883637>>575883826DV isn't real when its uma on trainer
>>575883762Wanna get a drink and watch some races later?
Stego cute.
>>575883886
>>575877282>>575878190excdancho is trying to survive his job at the pet shop store for the next 2 months while covering 2 vacations back to back, so no excels for a while....>>575879645>moving to a club with a quotalmao
>>575884025zoomies don't know about longcat
>>575884064stego babymaking bedbreaking sex
>>575883826Nyes
>>575883912Sitting up straight adds 10% chance.
>>575884052DO YOUR FUCKING JOB MAN I GOT RAPED LAST NIGHT WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU DOING AT 11PM FFS
>>575884012Xina wearing a Donna wig and outfit in bed while making you scream her name every time you cum inside her
>>575884175another straight uma
>he's not pulling for Winning TicketAnon will regret that next turf race.
so what did we learn
>>575884063I think that's the first King Halo fan art I've ever seen without a drop of sweat on it.
>>575883268https://x.com/dellos_17/status/1820079982951252352/quotes>random Malasyan translates your comic>"Please support the Artist!">hordes of Americans are now shitting on the artist for torturing Dantsu many years ago5d chessI kneel
>>575884064There are femboys that look more like women than this, why are you gay
>>575884224lmao get raped dumbass
>>575884064 >>575884135SO TRU!>>575884118zoomies don't know about coco y ron or playing to win either, doesn't mean that should matter>>575884263that spe is a chuddy chud
Rickey is a sperm thief...
....
>>575884252I have no carats
>>575884271Sweat is good.
>>575884392yeah mine
>>575884279good, he deserves it
>>575884364>>575884392every single damn uma is a sperm thief
Team Spica ranked by how they perform in bed
girls legend umanko
>>575884404
>>575882268
>>575884634but I was told Vodka is sex?
holy slop anatomy
>>575883986This is my dream
>>575884690too dork tho
>>575884690She'd die from a nosebleed before you could even start.
>>575875884Rice Vampire giving a cute scare!
>>575884392I wonder if Rickey's bra and panties are colored to promote titty and vagina feng shui.
sirius > spica
>>575884634they're already numbered idiot
>>575884834Boo!
eishin is the most boring german girl in fiction
>>575884676Holy Sex.
>>575880627i dont wanna play goo goo babies!!
>>575884898T-that was fast. I assume someone asked the same before. Thanks bwo
>>575884676How does this happen?
>>575884676Flash is a succubus
>>575884634I think Suzuka is way too high and McQueen is much too low. They should be switched.
>>575884930ah yeah? name 5 that are more interesting, no wikpedia, sloptardation or google allowed. you have 30 seconds.
>>575884930so a normal german girl
>>575884676Flash has been washing my penis for the last 20 minutes
flash is the sexiest german girl ever created
>>575885019eva braun, anne frank
>>575875884trainer who pulled a hot spring ticket and is being dragged away by a pack of umas while screaming NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME
>>575884392Rickey is responsible for many boners when she's at the beach
>>5758851151. dog shit picks right out of wikipedia2. that wasnt 5, or under 30sec
>>575875884Are you able to do multiple? Like a reluctant King Halo doing a Mahou Shoujo pose with a happy Kawakami Princess?
>>575885115kek
I lost interest in flash when i learned she never ever gets an good version. Sorry but I like umas who arent dogshit.
I hate Germans so much.
>>575884676...it's time for your scheduled dick washing...
>>575885171Why did they make her body insane compared to every other uma? Is there a horse lore reason? Was the real Copano Rickey an extremely sexy horse?
why DOES japan import USA horses if the white whale is the larc? shouldn't they import french blood instead?
How does such a tiny horse have the power to break a human pelvis into so many pieces
>>575885202>sorry but I'm a metaslave and only care for "good uma"
>>575885323Japan wants a new Sunday Silence.
I was saving up for fine motion rerun, but I have two crystals and the voucher nowdo I want to bring her up to 3LB and only have to pull one when it's time and stick the rest of my tickets up my ass, or do I want to max NTR?
umas that would be gentle with their trainer and not destroy their pelvis?
I'm going to selector cb big show is unplayable without plapyon
>>575885323french horses are full of drugs
alright pace-anonswhat decks are you running for your clanker parent runs?
>>575885335They dont have to be meta umas. They just cant be complete ass for all of eternity. Im not sure any uma is just bad forever like Flash besides Urara.
>>575884392Rickey is really sexy without those dumb hair buns
>>575884634fake and gay anime artstyleuokka and golshi are canonically the most sex
you know how I would improve GL?races now give tokens too
>>575885315Real Rickey was gigantic. One of the biggest umas. That's why she's so tall compared to the other uma musume
>>575885547wtf teio is SEX?
>>575885445Ardan
>>575885323AKSHUALLY bongland and potatoland breeds have the highest win rate in the last 10 years they should import those instead. like big headhide
>>575881835finally some good fucking
>>575885589congratulations you created grandmasters
>250 pulls>zero tachyon 2LB helloDo I push forward
somehow gl sometimes feels even slower than mant. it might be only having three choices at a time.
>>575885692if you want to MLB LH for some reason, yeah
>>575885323What? Forever Young is the first Japanese horse to ever be able to compete in America. Did you miss when they made the American horses gigantic monsters in the anime?
>>575885642
>>575885642>potatolandWhere's that...?
>>575885692should have stopped at 200. just take it easy this scenario.
>>575885187
>>575885826PUT IT BACK
>>575885902What a good mom.
First time I've seen this stage
>>575885592Yeah but they also gave her an onlyfans body
>>575885285Flash making me ejaculate while washing my penis so she has an excuse to keep touching it..
Gold City smile in my heart
>>575885861why would you post this
>>575885960That's feng shui for you!
>>575885692was I supposed to pull this banner? but if I run Tachyon support then I can't sex with Tachyon trainee>>575885726it's faster for me but then all three options want the thing I just ran out of
>>575886004no reason
>>575886057kek nice
>>575885868the place they got the VILLAIN doto from
>>575886057
I've been "playing" global (see: independent training) and it's so frustrating. The fact that I can't filter to only get pal support cards because there wasn't one on the list already is just confusing. In JP it's still pretty bad but this is so much worse. The refresh is actually worse as well despite it being abysmal on JP.
>>575883560sexo
>>575885959That's the secret uma hotel stage
>>575886184WIFE Doto
just sent out my last guest borrow on autoplay by accidentoh well, no more uma for today!
'bout to play the new scenario for the first time. Any advice apart from "don't"?
Fraudano Brickey is a hack and feng shui is not real
>>575883560succubus
Is my pc suddenly ass or did they do something to the game with this last update? I notices it drops frames a lot since grand concert was added and it didn't that before
lickey has long ears copa copa
>>575886338Rickey is about to murder a bitch
>>575886338Acute is seducing me
>>575886338Why did they let Acute get mogged like this in her first appearance?
>>575886338feng shui really is one of the dumbest memes ever
>>575886338wonder a-cunny needs to be in my lap
>>575886265
>>575886338Too bad you can't regulate your weight huh
>>575885420>I had a plan but I'm getting cold feet because I don't get enough wit so should I use my $400 JO crystals instead of waiting 30 days?retard
>>575886437Newer umas have better models iono.
ik kfc is big in japan but i'd never let my uma shill that shit.. https://youtu.be/0hmuuqzi0Xo
Every triple speed suzuka run ends with dancing around the speed button to prevent wasted stats, even when I'm bringing 0lb bakushin.
>>575886196I filter by SSR Pal + Group + extra type (speed or stam etc) to keep pal and group cards on the list and switch the extra type to whatever I need at the moment (usually power sometimes stam), the filter never breaks
>>575886227Training french kisses with Falco at Tracen's love hotel...
>>575886654the best park of pakatube was going from ramen talk to YEE HAW LET'S EAT SOME KFC NUGGIES USA USA
>>575886585>getting defensive and attacking people over thiswouldn't have happened under the guidance of Shiraoki btw
>>575886338If feng shui isnt real then why do I get anxiety when the pile of energy drink cans gets to big?
feng shui = ventilation and drainage
If 7 Feng Shui is a sham
So you can even luckshit win some G's. I had her run med dirts. Goofy how with all the new dirt G1s, suddenly hybrid dirt umas can run the most
>>575886625my plan was to pull for Tanino Gimlet so I could oyakodon with Vodka and I didn't see anything else I wanted to pull for until then
>>575886319 C'mon guys I've been staring at the start screen with no clue what I'm doing
>>575886731>t. Fatumae
I'm actually getting too lazy to do another auto, maybe I was too harsh on the flatliners
>>575886625you paid money for your crystals? I just completed event missions to grow mine
>>575886910Cuter with her glasses off.
>>575887043Keep gambling
>>575886998click rainbows then use the tokens you have most of until you get to a song. then try to get sp bonus friendship bonus and specialty priority.
iis it just me or are DAHBIES DAHBIES tits bigger in her alt
>>575886731Fuku>Only cares about using luck to help herself >When she thinks its working she goes insane with arrogance to the point Suzuka thinks she needs to be humbled for her own good Rickey>Wants to use feng shui to help everyone>Remains humble and patient even when she wins everything or people mock her beliefs
>>575886998mcqueen butt....
More rerolls when.That JP qol that lets you lock in a pink or blue when.I must
>>575887179TACHYON RAAAAAAAAAABUUUUUUU
>>575887179Tacuteyon
>>575887197It is the only thing that gets me replies anymore...
>>575880484Orfevre mogs and it's not even close. If only Suzuka had a legend changer too, that mainichi okan call would be perfect
>>575887154New alts have better models than the originals because Cygames had much more money and practice making them by now.
>>575886319rush friendships, like in MANTas soon as LH shows up, train with her, so 8 turns before debut, make sure you have energy, if not, restthen continue rushing friendships and then trainbuy from the shop as soon as available, make sure to balance out your tokens, I usually have 3 songs bought before debut and the 4th before the first concert, but go at your own pace, you can schedule things to aim for, so you get told when you can buy it4 songs each concert is advised, don't go over 4 songs or you're wasting tokens, but 3 is ok for first trybefore the last concert, LH will give you another song, something to have in mindthe gold skill from dating LH is good, date her, third date gives +77 energy, good before summerson classic year, make sure you buy the +2 and +3 skill point bonuses, these are the most important songs to buy
calling in jiggie reinforcements for the big one
>borrows throne to test bot>literally impossible to NOT reach SS rank even with 30 races nowThey really breathed new life into the ridiculed meme cards
>>575887412forogt the link becuase im tunnelvisionedhttps://jiggie.fun/XvQAT_>https://jiggie.fun/XvQAT_https://jiggie.fun/XvQAT_>https://jiggie.fun/XvQAT_https://jiggie.fun/XvQAT_
>>575886338Dirters are so erotic bros...
Left is me. Which Uma is right?
>>575886298>eat a bunch of salted butter on croissants last night>nearly ate the rest tonight, but imma safe that for tomorrowbefore you go "didn't ask", don't use that image.
>>575887093
>>575887682Fuku
>>575887682Narita Taishin
>>575886724Kitachan!!!
>>575887643it's because they are anal coded
>>575887806marriagesexsex
>>575887823how does she put on the neck thing
>>575887643sex
>>575887806>rightliterally who
>>575887889you can split it into two
>>575887806>>575887643>>575887932sex with brosex with acutesex with espo
>>575887987Furioso, your fiance trainee childhood friend
>>575887806My bro...
>>575887682Umama
>>575887806>transcendimage ruined
Ikuno Dictus is 100% guaranteed to be the freakiest uma in the bedroom>Redhead>Glasses>Never had a haircut in her life>Flaunts her feet>Smart (smart people are perverts)You know she watches the really really nasty porn. She probably has 8 dildos and vibrators in her closet.
Transcend is not your bro she is your girlfriend
>>575887972Sex with Ulala
>>575887154DAHBY love is stored in the boobs btw
>>575888045I dont know who that is
>>575888236Tickets boobs grow tiny bit for each tear she sheds.
>>575888208she looks specially breedable here
>>575888320Then she would have those disgusting huge fetish tits, you know bigger than her body type of stuff
>>575888405
>>575882441I like Falco's a lot too. But for me, it's Gentildonna.
>>575888457s-stop
>>575888208Urara is literally retarded you sicko
>>575886698and then falco woke up
>>575888513She's just your precious (underaged) trainee bro
>>575888464The Trve Queen...
bros post your deck for front Ricky in next CM i'm going insane
i don't like grass it just feels like she's rping irl as a jap
>>575888674Glass is japanese.
what if we kissed at the violence room
>>575888632This one is mine. But I don't know if it will help you and no one told me nothin back then.>>575882646
>>575888632kitasanmarucreekfinemobobolh
>>575886023Wait, is feng shui just what she calls her tits?
>>575888767
>>575888842my exact deck but i keep struggling to finish event or getting shit stat
>>575888731Mayano...
>>575888865Feng Shui is powerful
>>575888929RICKEY HATE
>>575888916don't be fooled by any wedding maya, they all are strapped with red bombs
OGURI CAP (as in dog shit sparks)
>>575888602
>>575888767>>575888901is this shortstack for you?
>>575888568(Sex was so good she passed out)
>>575889079every shortstack is for me
>>575888913that's just grand live being shit, you have to keep running until you get that perfect run with the right songs in junior year, the perfect inspiration, and the perfect rainbows on summermy runs have been decent but i keep getting fucked during senior summer when i have 40% TE from songs and none of the faggot cards want to rainbow
I've been having more fun with the game while I give less of a shit about CM lately. desu it's getting harder and harder to take the gamemode seriously when you have dumbass shit like xoguri dominator 564 nonsense going on, like what's even the point
>>575888842Whats bobo?
>>575887397I don't remember the last time I've been hugged...
So now that the dust has settled, what are your thoughts on Our Grand Concert? Surprisingly, I've actually gotten to kind of like it. It's giving me the best stats of all the scenarios, and I'm getting so many more skills too.
>>575889164girl legend U is the best song in the game
>>575889158Aruvu...
>>575889164It's called Grand Live, stupid faggot
>>575889157newcutie
>>575888842Dont feel obligated to use Kitasan. She isn't really doing anything special for Rickey in this cm and scenario.
>>575889164I enjoyed it until I learned how to play it. Now I'm just burnt out and waiting for GM.
>>575888767>>575888901Those are donkeys
>>575889147No one takes the xogslop CM seriously so it's a perfect time to take a breather
>>575889048Why is Urara posed like that in the bottom left...her trainer is watching??
>>575889323>DD, PoC, Corner Adept/Recov, +1 power training that stacks with Maruzensky, 100 specialityyou forgot your oguri png
>>575889449A-Aruvu?
>>575889449that uma is not human bro
>>575889519Of course she isn't. She's an Uma.
>>575889243This is not very umapyoi of you to say
>>575889565 I HATE YOU DURAMENTE
>parent run>Tachyon and Maru: here's your midrace and growndwork>actual ace run>nothing, forced to buy random shit and roll at the shopNo fucking way I'm shitting 3 aces before August 5
Musumesumu
>>575889565this is the best song
kek nobody rolled on banana falcon
>>575889491Front Rickey doesnt need PoC and you are can get more speed than you need without her. Im not saying don't use her Im just saying look at your options.
Reminder that good stam debuffers only have Murmur with 564
>>575889797I just did
>>575889797it's funny because she's better than rickey
>>575889565I thought she was getting senile.
>>575889491He's right in that replacing finemo for teio and using tachyon for +2 sp would be more ideal, depends on your borrow thoughbeit. Finemo provides less benefits to her gold skill-having alternative than tachyon does, especially with scenario link.
umamusume relink version when
>>575889590she can hear sounds
>>575889157MB-19890425
>>575890098Im not sure you can replace finemo on rickey unless you are planning to get a lot of your greens from parents desu. She gives righthanded and fall runner.
>>575890098He never said anything about replacing FinemoAlso good luck getting your 2 speed greens that she has perfectly tailored for this cm
what if there were 3 of them
>50 caratszamn
we looped
>>575890210Yeah, ears pick up sounds.
>>575881835Holy fuck
YOSHHH IKUYOOOO
>>575890432they do? how
>>575890396Then it would be cute
>>575890423zamn is a VF term, zamn zamn zamn
>400 spd>300 pwr>300 wit>front ricky>fast learner>jobbed at Zen-Nippon Junior Yushun>run diedLET ME CLOCK OPTIONAL RACE YOU FUCK
>>575890396my harem
>>575889449
>>575890496
I'm going 1 wit Rickey... Wish me luck
hiwoke up every hour of the night for some reasonat least it's friday
>>575890774>1 wit>Low spec low outputBro...
Mambo, the Mambo has two spots for two new mambros! We are chill, despite the shit posting! Just remember to do your auto runs...
>>575890774No stop. Don't make Bourbon your only wit card.F to that Rickey she is glue.
>>575890797HeyDrink a glass of warm milk and you will be sleeping like a babyTry doing some push ups to get tired quickly tooWorks for me
Dia wife means...an eventual Dia mother.......
>>575890797>woke up every hourDanchou, hire this man
>>575890720Cute Cesario.
>>575890546do you mind if I take one of the bamboos
>>575890614She's lovely..
>>575889757
Is a non-Mambo club recruiting?
>>575890982wtf I thought that was Aruvu when I uploaded it
>>575890996They aren't mine so you will have to ask them yourself
>>575890423zamn
>>575890210
>>575890720Spe... help me...
THANK FUCK, I NOW HAVE MY 2ND 3* STAM GRANDPARENT AAAAAAAAAA
>>575891075csario has the spechud hair
>>575891024No! Now join or else...
>>575890934Doting mom taking my first kiss..Yandere mom helping me with my first ejaculation..
All they need to do to save Our Big Show is to increase the borrow limit. That's it. You can tell like 5 minutes in if a run is bricked.
>>575891024What's wrong with Mambo?
Why did Rickey bring a pizza to her debut race?
>>575891182
***&** should be S club next month if everything stays as it is
>I'm resorting to borrowing C*rren because Finemo's specialty priority drives me crazy
>>575890923the push ups is a good onewas cleaning all day yesterday so I was spent but it was more so nightmares jolting me awakegot every bad auto-run seed out of the way at least, perma guts and front runner. greattoday will be good for everyone I hope
Her voice sounds silly and she's crying, and as she sobs, she says silly things.
>>575891194WEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLL
>>575891217It's full of obnoxious people and a petty leader
>>575890797Umigger you have heart problems
Hopefully danchou kicks the flatliners
>>575891353Dont say that...
>>575891187CUTEI WANT TO KISS TANNHAUSER ON THE LIPSAlso, you just know that her shot will ricochet off a wall, hit her on the nose and give her a nosebleed.
>>575887173I wonder who's behind this post
>>575891403I'm gonna make a comment tomorrow in my club. We've got like six people who haven't played in months.
>>5758871737 and this is true
>>575891353I thought Neth was okay what did xe do?
>>575891352SHE AIN'T MY UMA BUT THE BROTHA IS HEAVY
do you rest during summer if your trainings are absolute dogshit?
>>575887757>7s-sugoi
>>575891583NoWit training for currency
>>575891583I tend to click wit or power if anything, maybe stam. but if even those give quite literally nothing then yes I will rest
I won't make it to 50M... I'm so sorry danchou...
Which one bwochachos?
>>575891434I'm stupid. can i know who you're referring to
>>575891425That would happen right down to the last thing
>>575890774Anon, Ricky's 20% wit growth will help with Bobo's stat performance, but its not gonna fix Bobo's low specialty priority. You need 2 wit cards. Having 20% growth is useless if you never get to use it on rainbows.Borrow CB instead.and keep the rest of your deck the same. And bring a LOT of speed sparks.
>>575890774>>575888842How are you getting 6 greens? Theres not enough greens in these builds.
>>575891707left if it's for the next CM, racing spirit stamina is too dangerous for cm17
>>575891194I’ve just been borrowing for independent training to make less shit parents
>>575891314Aah shucks that's awful.But at least you got some good out of it by setting the autorun even if the results were mediocre.This day will be better for sure, focus on the positive.
Never enough Tanns
>>575891812I've done my fengshui reps. I got 6 greens once, I'ma get them again
Am I just better off going back to Unity to train a CM Uma? This just seems so meh.
>>575891181Nice, the pink works well with both your blue and your green.Now show us the whites.
>>575889164I like it, but making us anything longer than mile during it is hell
>>575891672I see...we need 2 new members next month then
>>575891181bro... commander spe should be a parent for arima kinen...
Which Umas prefer quickshots?
>>575891909Sr Speed Condor Pasa has sunny day and standard distance in her kit and also has 50 specialty priority.
>>575891707Cant go wrong either way desu. My immediate gut feeling was the racing spirit hints, but they're probably easier to loop than some of the stuff on the left like on the attack or risky business.
>>575891281(It won't)
>>575891707I like right
>>575885420Bwo. Finemo gets completely replaced next scenario with ramonu wit and then specialized wit comes out. Don’t bother with finemo, just borrow
>>575891707Since you arent showing us the blue and pinks, I'm assuming this is supposed to be a great grandparent.In that case you want right. Plenty of raciing spirit sparks to keep looping with.
>>575891934>whitesh-haha>>575891962probs gonna use her as a parent for arima CMfor general use tho, yeah she's gonna be my grandparent to pass down the stam spark to rudolf
>>575891914You do realize that you get more points for winning, right?
FLESH TAIL FLESH TAIL FLESH TAIL
CM Test room!!146150981461509814615098
>>575892018Machitan!
I NEED ENCOURAGING RICE SEX
OOOOUUUUUUUGGGGH IM LOOOOOOOOOPPIIINNNNGGGGG
>>575879898
>>575892762
>>575892841Where is the source of this...
>>575892981What would Helios do if she found out?
>>575892981God I love this image
>>575892786>all that pudgesure she has tits, but no one wants to hold onto all that meat on her sides when during umapyoi
>>575891707>Nimble Nav>Racing Spirits>Pedal to the MetalRight is a premium LS parent/GP.
>>575893132cry and throw up and run to palmer, probably.
>>575892841This is why I became a torena
machikanetanhoiza dess
>>575892981Why is everybody so mean to this girl? You guys are trying to psyop me into rolling for her and protecting her right?So that we fall in love and run around town during sunset but she has to slow down a lot for me to keep up?
>>575893230>no one likes love handlescan you go be a gay faggot somewhere else?
holy shit how many months left for grand live
>>575893230Speak for your FUCKING self
>>575893132Beg trainer for one of her own.
>>575885420Do you not have any MLB speed SSRs?In that case pulling on the Maru FM rerun isnt a bad idea. Otherwise you need to play the long game and wait till L'arc for Pasa. You could pull on the CB/Creek rerun as well, but not having a good speed card will make things hard. Honestly GL and GM are gonna be tough for you not matter what you do. So waiting and saving is probably your best bet.But whatever you do, do NOT waste resources on NTR. NTR is dead. Biko would be a better choice, but wouldn't recomend that either. Crystals are best used to top off 3LB cards, dont blow them all on a 1LB card.
>>575893290
>>575893324you're gonna hate grand masters if you can't even grand live
>>575893132offer to take ruby to her prenatal checkups and lamaze classes and be her midwife and nanny
>>575893438fml i should have quit during MANT
>>575893324
>>575893230I thought it was impossible to be gayer than the chiyofaggot
>>575893324mr cock balls willl save us
>>575892760Theres still a slot open!
If a skill says (pace, long) does that mean it only works for pacers on long tracks? Or for pacers, or on long tracks?
>>575892786ugh this pic is so hot
>>575893123https://exhentai.org/s/d4d9f5afd5/3887619-7
When is Cygames going to fix the cheater problem?
the chiyonotes have been updated
>Decide to finally do an actual run instead of the auto train stuff I've done since coming back.>Start with Unity CupGood lord. I know this isn't impressive or good by any stretch, but going from having a barely A+ uma as my highest rating to this is nutty.
>>575893642isn't this the one where rice tells trainer to pee inside her womb ???
>>575893321I believe it's because people find her annoying. Personally, I like her, but I do get it.
I don't get the song carry over strat do you actually save tokens going through 4 extra techniques to save a song?
>>575893735Nice!
>>575893709With what?
mambo tummy!
>>575893836no
>>575893132Anon, it looks like Helios already did.I'm pretty sure she invited Ruby out for a boat ride so that she could murder her and dispose of the body in the ocean.
>>575893642Fullfilling Rice womb with candies
>>575893836nyo, but the stat boosts can help your umas meet stam and power requirementa for your goals
Why are there so many lardlovers in here? That's even lower than being a pedophile. At least pedos only hurt a few kids. But the fatfuckers help fatties become fat parents who will breed and groom future fatties, spreading their perversion exponentially over the generations and forcing it onto everyone. Must you sickos infiltrate every corner?
>>575893951should I do a run with her? 2* feels so icky...
>>575893836song carry-over is only worth it for the FIRST concert because the prices are cheaper
>>575893749Not quite
WHAT ABOUT THAT PRUDENT POSITIONING T H O U G HHOUGH
>>575893321Some people dislike her because there's really no way to read her Ruby interactions as anything other than romantic and they dislike yuri.
>>575894075bro your statues??
₹˝ｬʓ
>>575893951
>>575894021>Fullfilling
>>575894205She isn't worth it, I'm down to 1,425
>>575894191What’s ruby’s gimmick? Proper ojou-sama?
>>575894227SEX XES SEX SEX XES SEX SEX XES SEX SEX XES SEX SEX XES SEX SEX XES SEX SEX XES SEX SEX XES SEX SEX XES SEX
>>575894237I-I can see her panties?!
>>575894280>She isn't worth itI'll fuck you in the BUTT
>>575894365Sorry I meant as if I don't think she's meta. I only run META umas. You know, the good ones? The ones everyone uses. Those ones. Sorry, I can only run the best umas. The best horses.
how intense would a gentle handjob be with these two whispering in both your ears
>>575890797I tried doing that, sleeping with my headphones and every 50 mins I'd be awake from a timer alarm, for.... reasons.Next day I had to sleep 10 hours, it's not worth it.
>>575894445I hope they keep going after I nut because I'm premature ejaculating
>>575894449Anon... What kind of stupid bullshit are you trying to train yourself to do
>>575894445Nothing, because they don't exist.
>>575894076Is it mainly to prune out a song?
>>575894310basically, yes
auto is a godsend, no way i'd be farming for 3* sparks like this on manual
>>575894592auto saved UMA.
>>575894515In that case, Ardan and Acute will be edging your cock for hours to train up your cock
>>575894529exactly what anons here would think
>>575893951Blue Turbulence Mambo is far too powerful.
>>575894647Noooo....
>>575894075Why didnt you buy her star pieces from the shop back then
cm18 is gonna be a fucking breeze
>>575894580Thank you
>>575891583If my uma has a debuff or is under great mood, I go rest.
>>575894445extremely
>>575894806you're welcome
>>575894761I don't know
>>575890856>>575890871It went fine, but I never got a 3-stack on speed, and maybe I should run a stamina/power hybrid spark. As for greens, front runner savvy and maybe an inherit from one of my parents or something
>>575894791>A+
>>575894934fuck off coomerfagcowards like you only post at the end of bump limitmy daughter was browsing with me you fucking asshole
>>575894672I cant wait tobticket her
>>575894934Hey wait
>>575894894ya
>>575894934What's the point of the catbox link if you're just gonna post it raw
I don't masturbate to umas that are not in my roster.Except Biko of course.
>>575895081Biko is a little kid?
>>575895081Nobody in their right mind should be fapping to Biko.
>>575894884WTF almost 1100 Wit with just Bourbon???
>>575895004
>>575895004Why are you browsing the chinz with your daughter, you're not a very good father
>>575894934
>>575895170She likes the umas and I don't have a lot of free time anyways.
>>575894934BASED ACUTE POSTER
>>575894884How do you manage energy anon? Do you just rest whenever?
>>575895143Barbin strong
the 900 piece beast lies defeated, normal jiggies may resumehttps://jiggie.fun/OHdYdZ>https://jiggie.fun/OHdYdZhttps://jiggie.fun/OHdYdZ>https://jiggie.fun/OHdYdZhttps://jiggie.fun/OHdYdZ
>>575891812Most rickeys do not have 6 greens thoughbeit
>>575894791>He is seriously running rabbit + Seiun in Open League (for a 1600m no less)
>click on LH>no tokens>click on LH>no tokens>click on LH>no tokensWHAT IS THIS RETARDED FUCKING CARD EVEN GOOD FOR
>>575895054Most likely a power move
>>575893543A comma means you must do both. Forward slash is one or the other, but that exception is mostly for distances (sprint/mile) or strategy (pace/late) so be on the lookout for those symbols.
>>575895246Energy songs, Light Hello, and wit sex with Barbin. I had too much energy at one point that I had to fix my mood with LH at 100 energy
>>575895345Openbabies are mentally ill, just hide and ignore.
>>57589525320 Priority thoughWere you getting rainbows every turn???
>>575895214If your daughter can read, I don't think she's bound for a very bright futureIf not, well it probably doesn't matter
Machitan OP next pls?
>>575895418I wouldn't blame him for skipping this CM but skipping a Mile is crazyNo excuse
>>575895004I know you're probably joking but the mere idea of letting (what probably is) an actual child browse a 4chan gacha game thread is sickening
>>575895467All the cards have TE, so it helps with the gains
next OP better be CB, Luna or Ace
>>575895345thats not a rabbit
>>575895616Based on the state of users on this website, it's usually a coinflip on whether it's a joke or not
>>575895735But Tannhauser is cuter!
>>575895779Even if soJust shameful anonSHAMEFUL
>>575895517>browsing chin for umas instead of any other site
https://x.com/i/status/2083024856065736860
>>575896070>taishin_315>look inside>winning ticket
>>575895878agree to disagree
>>575896070https://nitter.net/taishin_315/status/2083024856065736860
>>575896176Big old dabhy's. I like his Biwa more tho
Next OP should have steampunk Tickezo
Taishin OP next...?
>>575896765BNW OP with fat Biwa and Tickezo tits out. Take it or leave it.
>>575894659Were you training yourself to piss the bed anon. Be honest.
Prettyderb
Bake for I rape curren
Is someone baking? If nah link me an OP image to use and then wait 90sIf there's none linked after 90s I'm using Teio
>>575897052Just use Teio but a sexy pic please
>>575896964he's talking about doing autoruns while sleeping
>>575897052This one>>575893951
>>575897086I didn't have a sexy one...>>575897104>>575897136>>575897136>>575897136
>>575895607cms are unplayable if you don't have the lastest meta
