Mandatory listening editionhttps://vocaroo.com/1EzDj25L2e6TEU VODhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqwJwlXM_7E [Embed] [Embed]NA VODhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_G1KcWRdME [Embed] [Embed]>/gbvsg/ Tournament VODshttps://rentry.co/du3onotehttps://www.youtube.com/@grumblebumble69/--->(un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobbyTo join, turn Crossplay off in System settings so that you're able to join Platform lobbies.Then you can join the (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby at Japan Platform Lobby 1. Image version of joining instructions https://imgur.com/bCHqtDLPlaystation players cannot join the lobby, use a room if needed instead.>(un)Official /gbvsg/ RoomsUsually has "gbvsg" as password (check thread). f2players cannot join so ask people to join the lobby instead.>Gawdlike character guides (secret techniques!) for Yuel, Vikala, Narmaya, Galleon, Wilnas, Ilsa, by yours truly Anon!https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjG9OYMNRivtA_KWepE_aFmhGOJc2zETR>This week's F2P rotationGran, cag, butts and sandalphon>Steam pagehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2157560/Granblue_Fantasy_Versus_Rising/>Websitehttps://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/>Resources:https://www.dustloop.com/w/GBVSR>Twitter hashtagshttps://x.com/YamicornDMV/status/1709222479061745711>Match replayshttps://replaytheater.app/?game=gbvs>Graphic Enhancements for PChttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3117157142>Enable sound while the game runs in the backgroundhttps://steamcommunity.com/app/2157560/discussions/0/4041481833167877002/>Remove Figure Mode censorship/black voidhttps://gamebanana.com/mods/484409Previous Thread: >>575725846
give me.....give me.....your favorite watch...please...
I wonder how that anon feels about his vocaroo being this popular among a smal group of internet autists
66LBCWhy does X get to have Y?Posts foxGay Kou/Fake Rabi postHow do you beat [OVERPOWERED CHARACTER THAT HAS NO COUNTER]?Random retarded tardlotta postSeason 3 will save usoh Ohhhhh OHHHHHHHHHH!Namedropping postSikhander posting baitI luv sheep4th biggest FG.......RisingBea schizo discussionWill you eat something nice?Meet your Season 3 castBig meaty/Satyrposting/FutaDjeeta postingTroll post with Nier picFuta postRetarded faggot reddit Wubbly/Ruria post slurping the gameDog postNeutral "discussion"My allyVira and Viraschizo schizo discussionsHorse postMU chart postingGeneric off-topic postRandom Tweet postingLe tranniesConstipated/diarreha/poop postHatsoon downplaying 2BBlogpost ending with "Granblue Fantasy Versus Rising"ft10?Monkey postDelay techLobbyclique postingEU rat prostitutionMeet your season 3 guestMARIPPERandom off-topic GBF character that will never get into the game not even with 50 seasons announcedBlueslopCat postSeason 3 is in the wingsCag downplayingRetard posting Raora and inane garbageKesubattler LOOOL XDDDGay and lame and weirdKizziepostSleepiesRetard calling everyone pedos the moment he sees a rat or simianLe soive, le dix, le kekkenRetard Doom avatarfag doompostingImagine complaining about X when Beashit existsFucking maybe someone asking for gamesGeneric retarded copium hopepostVanillafag postGive me.......Ugly tranny artstyleResults?Your main?Someone playing Granbruise
>>575963089i drew a picture almost a decade ago and saw one guy repost it a single time and i still smile when thinking about it
Thank you nier posters for saving the thread like always
>>575963316thank you, feline cock futa clown 2B artist. you are my greatest ally
Anyone wanna play?I'll wait in the gbvsg room for a bit.
>>575963089any time someone posts something I made it releases the feel good chemicalI'm glad someone liked it enough to vocaroo it, and sometimes people post my scribblings
>>575963089it's so perfect isn't it>anon comes up with the lyrics, which are pretty good>VA anon sings it>the slipknot posts that followalso im not saying slipknot is some underground hidden gem, but i feel like this general is more or less at that perfect age range where it just makes sense, you know?
i luv sheep
>>575964736>also im not saying slipknot is some underground hidden gemonly millenials know them. id be surprised if a zoomer knows who they are
>>575963089Probably happy. Icing on the cake is if a friend sends it to the anon saying they found this hilarious music edit
>>575964736>but i feel like this general is more or less at that perfect age range where it just makes sense, you know?I don't disagree but I don't like the implication that we're all old...
I never understood the appeal of heavy metal
>>575965281>heavy metalACKHTUALLYIT'S NU METAL
>>575964017I think our europoors are playing in the lobbyhopefully someone joins
>>575965281it's just fun (typically) high energy musicif you don't like it you don't like it
>>575965281>inhales for 30 secondsWell, you see, Slipknot isn't "heavy metal" it's something you'd call "nu metal" or maybe "alternative metal", some people might even go so far as to call it "industrial metal" but those people either don't know what proper industial metal is or are only referring to a very few, and quite frankly bad songs that they did...
>>575965409I'm more of a fan of soccer metalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39CyUAnKUso
ive never heard a slipknot song in my life
>>575963452No that's me, I dunno what that guy made.
not gonna lie bros I don't think genre taxonomy is a sin. I think it's helpful for categorization, especially in the current era where there is just SO MUCH music released and catalogued. it's good to be able to pin down a certain sound and find more things like itparodying it to make it look bad is kind of weird. though I do also get wanting to make fun of people who get snobbish about it
>>575962928I literally bought a sports watch today.How did you know
>>575965664>it's just fun (typically) high energy musicThat is quite literally the last thing I think about when talking about heavy metal
>>575966038My favourite part about genre taxonomy is that I know exactly what phonk sounds like without ever having heard it myself.
>I do not like a genre of musicYeah, what a concept
>>575965852redlotta...
>>575965517>lobbyI hope they have fun...
>>575966357that's wild. thrash and heavy metal in particular are practically founded on fun and high energyletting out aggression on something as harmless as music is absolutely just for fun. mosh pits are also fun and much more harmless than 99% of depictions of them. I miss being in my 20s so muchthere's certainly low energy metal out there and also some unfun stuff but it's by and large just an outlet and a thing people create for fun because creation is always fun
What's the coolest S/SBA in the game?
>>575966574get a pc ratto
>>575967064Coolest? Pic related with the match end animation.Most fun to see in tournaments? Ladiva's.
Soriz's was the best in VanillaIt grew... old
>>575967064whichever one has the shortest cutscene
>>575967249Hmmmnyo...
>>575963089what are we talking about here?
>>575967064HRRRRNNGHHH>gayness taking overGRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH>PHOTOGRAPH OF MY ALLIES LOOK LOOK :OOOOOO>SWISH could decapitate you but i wont warui na>SWISH but with DS2 shockwave>looks at handthe whole is greater than the sum of its parts
>>575967064vaseraga's SSBA is the coolest because vaseraga is the coolestafter that it's soriz or versusiaI like the SBAs that don't have a cutscene like yuel's and eustace's. cutscene SBAs suck
Oh right, Wilnas is top 5 ssba easy as well
>>575968678you made already the gayest shit sound even gayer
>I KICK!!!!!!!!! BOOM!!! LOL>top 5 in anything but tranniness
>>575967064There is nothing cooler than a really big hitSo Vane, Wilnas or Soriz
>>575968715>cutscene SBAs suckI fucking hate that Cygames keeps making those. You see them every fucking round in some matches and it's driving me insane.The worst offender is Lancelot and his gay ice prance that lasts forever and always plays even if it hits the opponent at 1 HP.
>>I KICK!!!!!!!!! BOOM!!! LOLyep, kino
i hate the weird stutter on wilnas kick ssba
>>575969073You used a double meme arrow which means you have to buy a pc to EU rat
>>575969058>me when lancelot touches me 300 times for a combo and then i see him end it with sba
>>575969175nah, he can get fucked, he sucks at the game
better not catch any ratpedo turning into a spiderpedo, you know
>>575969430He's fighting with input delay, he'd rape you otherwise, just like Punk who always gets sabotaged
>>575967064I like bubz and vira without install the most
It's time for men.
>>575969553good one
>>575969661I keep forgetting about bubz but his SSBA is pretty cool
>>575969430I'm seriously trying my best to improve, you know...
>>575970171>grand blueI forgive you for being a shitter for the remainder of the thread, that series is super fun.
what's your favorite 66L
>>575970301I guess anila's is the cutestnone of them are cool
>>575963316I got one of my shops into the banner rotation
>>575970301i cant find the vira or djeeta 66l doodle to post fuck
>>575967064
>>575969830I've gotten raped by both of those guys but I managed to almost fend off one of them so that basically means I'm nearly as good as themIt's only a matter of time until I will make it to the high level replay channel now
>>575970964Dodging and countering this with c.H feels satisfying as fuck
>>575970867idk what i saved biras as
>>575969546
>>575970964this is sick
>>575971194How does it compare to duck's labyrinthine vaginas?
>>575969546>>575971194TTTToTTTT
>>575970301
okay bean soup, hurry the fuck up
>>575970301I like Ilsa's because It really highlights the problems of 66lI swear to god her 66l is a fucking almost half screen teleport move that's also +ob
GGs Zetanon. I saw that you mastered that corner-to-corner combo on Zeta, that's neat.Deathless Nier is MISERABLE in this matchup though.
>>575969546Didn't he already confirm to become a spiderpedo?Or was that another rat?
can we stop with the pedophilia? kids arent even sexy you subhumans
Are bears sexy?
I impregnate spiders and rats
>>575973860no
>>575971996GGs, thanks for the match-up, you don't play against Nier that often.I really need to get better at hitconforming, there were so many missed opportunities.You tend to forget how much Nier can just murder you midscreen.
>>575974318Also wanted to add, damn, your ability to punish any dash is good. I often just moved a tiny bit and there is also ready Desu to hit me.GGs.
>>575973860
>>575974580>>575974318>>575971996the sexual tension is insanesoon you will be holding hands
Meet your Season 3 guest
Your season 3 secret unlockable guest
Why do you only post fat bears
>>575975536show me a skinny bear
>>575974318Zeta's so lucky
>>575975536
>>575977056>gifting 2k to Yoru
>>575977056My connection to everywhere but NA is super shit
>>575967064>Avatar BelialSSBA command grab is fucked up, but the sound effect and visuals are sick>BeatrixSSBA, one of the hypest animations of just pulling out a big as fuck sword and crashing it down>BeelzebubSBA command grab with reworked animation is awesome, SSBA with the big fuck ball of destruction>CharlottaObari Pose sword in SSBA is awesome>EustaceSSBA awesome, especially the big aerial hit into unlocking the gun>FerryI like the SSBA pose and the summons being thrown out>GalleonSSBA for the big nigga dragon smack>GranGran getting a buffed SBA animation is cool, SSBA same as Djeetas but with variation on opponents faces in neat>GrimnirChuuni as fuck on SSBA, SBA having a chance to misfire and flub the lines is fun>IlsaSSBA unlocking the gun for a wave of destruction is hype>LadivaSSBA command grab is still near death, watching the countdown>LuciliusSSBA boom sound effect and unique animation near death is sick>MegSBA with Mari is fun, especially the shark out of the gun, SSBA channelling her rage at her summer being ruined is neat>MeteraSBA with flame butterfly is cool, SSBA with the ass shot and stepping on enemy is hot>NarmayaSSBA animation is clean, deadly and sick>NierInstall is cool but sadly bad, SSBA getting upgraded for more slashes and Nier breaking down is rad>SandalphonSSBA is cool animation, even when not getting full animation, fullscreen hype beam is fun>SeoxAll of Seox's animations are sick, especially with the neat animation tricks you can view by slowing it down>SorizSBA has 2 cool punches with bestial effects, SSBA is just clean as hell>VaneBoth are simple and cool, SSBA with cool swing animation on hit>VaseragaSBA and SSBA ravaging the opponent is cool, SSBA breaking Vas apart is kino>VersusiaSBA is big regenleiv with cool ender, SSBA feels really powerful>WilnasBoth are clean and powerful, SSBA dragon rider kick is peak>YuelSBA being quick and less flashy is neat, SSBA kinda lame
>>575977056>commentators and TO is getting paidnyo...
>>575977543>SSBA, one of the hypest animations of just pulling out a big as fuck sword and crashing it downIt's not just that, Embrasque powers up so much that it pierces the very earth with energy, yet Beatrix simply grabbes directly into the blade.
>>575977056I want to see all my anons in it
>>575977543>>575977809At that point, it's more like an energy club.
>>575977632Imagine GolshiTO getting paid to go>66L, very coolevery few minutes>>575978940I don't wanna get discord groomed though
>>575978940sorry bro I just don't want toI'm dogshit, big brackets take ages (and this one is ft3 the whole way through jesus christ), the timeslot on this one sucks, start.gg sucks, discord sucks
>>575977543Am I the only one who thinks Abel's SBA is better than his SSBA?
>>575979998It's alright. It's nice and quick and simple, just a quick ragnarok. But I'm a little biased with the SSBA when I had some fucked sound settings and everytime I hit someone with the SSBA, it blew out my ears like it was the most devastating hit of all time
>>575977056>Worldwide onlineWorth a watch if only for the stupid shenanigans this is going to generate.
With very few exceptions such as myself I feel like most of our anons are good at the game and not dogshit. I don't know why everybody says they're dogshit all the time.
>>575981046Not to be a downer but I generally feel bad at the game when I perform poorly against other anons. I know I'm not low level and can basically beat everyone even in the decently high ranks of the game, but I lose to the same person repeatedly and realize the skill gap between us and think "why even bother?"
>>575981046Because being 1% in a game played by an average of 500 dudes is not impressive
>>575981046i am one of those very few exceptionsi am trash at this game
>>575977056can't wait to get 0-2'd by some combination of vira and sieg
>Because being 1% in a game played by an average of 500 dudes is not impressive>I am maybe top 50% on a good daythat's itI'll fucking kill myself
>>575981614Stop giving a shit and try to enjoy life instead of becoming a pro and this party masher
>>575981046Those few exceptions? all me
>>575981873I count for at least two of 'em since my character's broke and I still can't do shit but I also am fine with being bad foreversomeone's gotta be dogshit for other people to be comparatively godlikechin up bro
>>575981046I'm the opposite, no matter how hard I get beaten I always come out of a set feeling gawdlike
>>575981046The matches I've won against Lobbingtons can be counted on a single hand, anon.
>hurf durf bro, just like, join tourneys with niia bro
>>575981046at what point do you become good at the game? when you lose a little less hard?
>>575982479das my zoington
total corn destruction
total corn obliteration
>think "I'm bad">you do bad>think "I'm gonna dood it">you dood itBelieve in victoryBelieve in you're are selfs
>>575977056>global online tourney with that potSO many controllers are going to be smashed. Also, that's enough money that I thought it would garner some streamer attention.
>>575983141I can already taste the Aarondanig tweetYORU PLEASE IF YOU'RE READING THIS, IF THERE IS ONE TOURNAMENT FOR YOU TO JOIN...
My end, it justifies my meansAll I ever do is delayMy every attempt to evadeThe end of the roadAnd my end, it justifies my meansAll I ever do is delayMy every attempt to evadeThe end of the road
>>575981046I'd feel better about my ability to perform if I never went to the lobby, honestly
MMMMMMMSHLLLRRPPP
>>575981046Most of you are dogshit though. Literally factually only golshi tournament winners are not and those are not many.
>>575982980What does it mean to "dood" it?
>>575984448dp on minus
>>575984448
>tranny yuel artstyle
>>575984365And your main?
>>575984448dooooood
>>575985057gran/cag/2b/vaseraga/ferry/charlotta/kat/beatrixone of these
>>575984448me when i try to dood anything in my stupid fuck up failure of a life
>>575985316You can't have 8 mains, that's not what that means.
>>575985953I said "one of these", retarded ass bitch.Not "eight of these", nigger
>>575986126Which one is yours then?
>>575986452he's none of them. that's an EUgroid. you can tell because he's putting punctuation outside the quotation marks, which is homosexual, gay, and wrong
>>575986703That's correct. I own you.
>>575986703???????????>Not "eight of these,"americans are not human
>>575986841And your nuclear umbrella?
ILL RACE YOU TO GM D00DERSILL RACE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>575986867That's correct. They are not.
>>575986941You win
>>575982651when you walk back 66L more than the opponent and it works more than when they do it to you
https://www.twitch.tv/paragonfgc
come waste 3-4 hours in paragon!!!
>>575987230thank you......
must be nice for someone to think you're GM material
Frankly if you're not a GM by now, you never will be.
Frankly if you're not a GM by now, you are worthless
>>575988348me when i get you are great'd
>>575987472Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, nyo.
I had GM on day one of the season.
>>575988420I fucking hate getting you are greated so muchjust fucking call me dogshit to my face you coward bitch
Galleon mirror?!
>>575989124I'LL KILL YOU I'LL FUCKING KILL YOUFT10 RIGHT NOW
>>575988673>season reset >queue into GM Anre (10 gëmmies)>I beat him and gain 100 gëmmies >I'm now GMthis has happened to me
>>575989218>rapes you>sends this>leaves
im black
>>575989497well stop it
>>575989497
>>575984448It's when you do it against all the oddsIt's also like doing it, but past tense
>>575989497women of color find me attractive
>>575989221If I run into GM Uno or GM Percival I'm guaranteed to lose, especially if I have GM too, they will rob and throw you straight back to the mines
there are no worse hours than yuel postingreally that painfully naive and raped energy
>>575968678say hello to your new ally
>falling for the netplay ass vira mix
charchar is so dogshit kekaluhmeow
this fox is luv'd. by me
>>575990196i dont like that
>>575990395she's gonna die from a heatstroke brosomeone get this fox out of europe
...and lame
>>575991343if she's with me she's experiencing a comfortable 70 degrees overcast day and I'm providing ample hydration
sometimes i wish i was black so i'd get a black gf by defaultthen i snap out of itbut i still need a black gf
>>575992085gold ship? more like glue ship
i wonder how people think beatrix and belial are strong when sieg can do whatever he wants and win anyway
>>575992604BODIED THAT GREEN FREAK
>Green freak with green palettes>Orange nameThis is who you grubkeks let rule over your thread?
>>575962780>game already deadit's over
>>575992582
>>575993320abel won the last tournament, I don't know what you're referring to
broken ass galleon
>>575993549genuinely, did you mean to post this in another thread?
>>575994296yes I meant it for the restink thread, my bad
alright chat i'm home from work do i play palworld or dota
>>575994414makes sense
>>575994660play with my balls
>>575994912okieee~if you waaaaant~~!numnumnumnumnum! delicioso!!:3
>>575994660100% orange juice, with your friends
>>575995282why is she horny
:3 looks like... an ass.
>>575995361she's up 1.3%
>>575988420>>575988694I-I always meant it as just a fun little in-joke...
i You Are Great instead of gg because we both know it was hours of dogshit games you barely paid attention to and got no joy out of while i ruined my entire evening seething uncontrollably about how garbage i am at everything i do
>>575996061
When everyone is great, no one will be
>>575996061alright which kangaroos dragged your nuts up and down a cactus?
YALL LOSING TO THIS BUM? LOOOOOOOOL NA SUCKS!!!!!
>>575996061>hours of dogshit games you barely paid attention toDisregard not getting joy out of those games, games with the lobby anons where we basically enter a retarded flow state of bullshit nonsense after 15+ back to back matches is probably some of the funnest stuff you can do in this game.
oh hey i fought this zoi on ranked earlier
>>575996560all of themthe only lobbingtons i can even pretend to fight are c-rankers who clearly just bought the game and can barely control their character
>>575996646Ladiva is bottom tier unusable garbage and shit and fuck he just cant do it
>>575996794those lobbingtons don't exist
>>575996689yeah running layer 1 offense and never getting hit isn't a "flow state of bullshit nonsense" its you only sitting at the cabinet because you don't want to look like a dick in front of the third guy
>>575997012clearly you don't run up DP on match 17 and it works
>>575996949they didi was playing against someone and then a c-ranker joined and i was told to go fight them instead because they're on my level
>>575997151bro you were in A rank, that is literally your level. also this has to have happened like a year ago now I can't believe you're still hung up over it
>>575997124yeah cause anyone else can do dumb shit and it just works when whenever i do dumb shit i'm just a predictable scrub
>>575996061I worry this is how people think I'm reacting when I'm having a fine time
>>575996794
>zooey mashing and winning into free combosmuh mid tier
you guys think too much
The announcer says "Lowain" like he can't believe you picked him.
>>575997810Fastiva
>>575997342dieDIE
>>575998074
I used to be a lil' raped timmy like you lil' broThen I learned to do perfectly timed dash macro+ light attack 66l
>>575998657STOP POSTING THIS FUCKING IMAGE
i think excessive masturbation has left me mentally retarded
>>575998720you lostaccept it
>>575998724they used to warn you about this decades ago
Can't rape the willing.
>>575998724VERY GOOD IMAGE
>>575996061This is how I am reacting when people think I'm having a fine time
>>575998724will you slow down?
>>575999237If only I had that shiny blue GM badge I could retire undefeated and feel okay...
>>575999449It's called grand master for a reason... are you truly not just a master, but a grand master?
bruisers.... it's over...https://x.com/amplewhy/status/2083080237592560097
The only thing I bruise are prostates.
it's another ladiva BCs into instantly winning episode
>>576001001that jump looks so high gravity and pathetic
>>576001162add me
>>575998980
>>576002247when that guy said you can just tell an image is made by hews i didnt know why he was right but i knew he was and still am baffled by my ability to identify it every single time
>>575998724I masturbate excessively and want to do it more
>>576002247not nearly as good of an image
can someone explain to me why someone just randomly wrote "IM GAY" like 50 times above me
>>576002692you see what you want to see
lobby statVs??
lobby status? i LOVE killing ex jeetas with sieg lobby status
>>576003840haha what if we played.... together
>>576003584
I hate cagniggersI hate siegniggersI hate meteraniggersI love sheepniggers though
>>576004020dumbfuck juice
>>576006619thank you
tiempo is the goat?! kneel
>>576007443
>>576008229slut has her pits out for free
>when you learn hava never throws so you can downback forever
>>576008417>hava immediately starts throwingnyoticing...
>>576008289
youre welcome hava
tiempo finna FEAST on this canadian buck
I ragequit
Ilsa killed the game
lucky...we were so close to dabbing on hava
god literally intervened for you hava and now you job to a ladiva?
wow nothing is quite bad
i came in bad faith...
will I get heat if I say I like Ferry the donkey
Broken cheap ass Bubz
is Abel's belt tail a common design trope?
>>576010570no we love ferry here. this is a fwegger safe space.
>IMMA DIVEKICK FOR THE 1000TH TIME>*dies*>WOW THIS CHARACTER SUCKS ASS
>>576011130But you guys said it's impossible to anti-air
>>576011231waoww he anti airs 1/5 times very easy!
why is the pawagon pot $300
>>576011468Xerom is not playing
>>576011468lichdaddy trying to give mexicans a new home
Evil won
>>576011468xerom wasn't in so i donated my paycheck
>>576011468I donated my lifesavings, I'm financially ruined. I thought it was one of those put money in and get double back in bitcoin scams, but it turned out to not even be a scam and something called a "donation" which feels like a scam
I missed GM by 25 gemmerinos
>>576014668same but like 6800
>>576015148oof, so close
Got GM for the 41st time in a row again guys
i just want ELO
>>576015848electric light orchestra?
pr pilsa preast inplation
>>576015848what if there was a ladder with elo? would you play if it required connection tests to register? huh? what would you do then baka?
>>576016261an elo system exactly like rainbow six siege although i haven't played for years so maybe it changed drastically
>>576016261Yeah because the current matchmaking is just farming former yellow sqaures for a blue badge at the end of a season
>>576015848
if there was a real elo rating like chess, there wouldn't be a need for "seasons"
>>576017529they'd probably be less frequent but no, there's no connection thereleague had real elo and yearly seasons early on
Always wanna playbut you never wanna LOOOOOOOOOOOOSEEEEEE
>>576017170maybe it happens
i feel like keying people's pick up trucks now
>>576012797Maybe you should've gotten some dividesus instead
ok desu, this week we made...118 desudollars and 99 niercents!
>>576020183goOD post
>>576021437you are not him
>>575978940I would need guaranteed money, just for entering, to bother. I'm not wasting my time to get 17th against a Metera and a Caggot
>>575977056>cross regionshan't
>>576024698fag
>>575996061This made me laugh for some reason.
https://streamable.com/jd16do
>>576027504cease
>>576027504thank you
>woke up with a nice boner>find out my penis is a bit larger than i thoughttoday will be a good day
morning chat
good morning big sister appreciators. let us get those season 27 gemmies.https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/147881938
>>576035131Stop cosplaying, Zeta-chan.You are a grown adult woman.
OUGI
I guess this is why I played against more high gemmies players than usual these few days.
Id is pretty cool but I need s3 Maglielle or I'll wither up and die.
>id>any harvin>cool
How many Potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
Season 3?Battlepass??Hello???
>>576046603it is coming...
>>576024826You can eat sheep with a nice chianti and some fava beans
now how will I avoid the mexicans and wifi players?
>>576044823Harvins are erotic
>>576050620That artist plays (or played) Rising.
>>576050620holy fucking sex
>>576050481nigga... you serious?
>>576050481I'd rather fight every mexican and wifi player than suffer vs. metera and vane
>>576050481>blocking half your regionwhatever rank you are. you didn't deserve it.
>>576043056>once rankings have been finalizedshit... they're going to find out I'm not japanese and revoke my badge
>>576051435>not even 3k for a gm???????????????????????????so ironic???????????????????????feeding us lies
576051435shameless fraud nigger, holy shit
>>576051203I am not playing at 200ms. You may as well be from EU at that connection.
>>576051903Why do you even accept connections at 200ms in the first place??
>>576050481>>576051435both are good ways to use your resourcesblame the devs you idolize so much
>>576051903and i am supposed to believe you have a full block list of only mexicans and wifi players?
>>576051435>200ms 5frames??? why do you play like that?
>>576052217he's scamming the japs for gemmies. typical mashing megger behavior.
>>576051572I'm not lying...>>576052217because I work the night shift and play after I get home, it was the only way. in my eyes if the other player doesn't one and done then we're both committed, and I don't remember the last time that happened
>noo dont scam the heckin wholesome japanese corporate boot lickers noooooooliteral euro hours LOL
>>576052037I have it set to auto-accept. It will keep giving me the same guy over and over if I manually accept the match.>>576052104I only block terrible connections or serial one-and-doners. The overwhelming majority have been terrible connections.
>>576051435>have 2x the gems>not even GMThey really should have the GM point system global rather than making it per character. What an awful system lmao, it's just a glorified participation trophy on some characters.
>>576052665>It will keep giving me the same guy over and over if I manually accept the match.It does that to me too and I have auto accept, too.
>>575977056Can you request which pool you want to play in? I'd only have time to join during two of those time slots.
>>576052862>>have 2x the gems>>not even GMthat means your chara is a super turbo fraudnice self-expose
>can only get GM by scamming the honorable and good willed japs who are also utter shit at the game overall with 200+msyou are not welcomed in our lobby anymore
>>576053068I was joking because the other top ranked megs were japanese it's actually incredibly rare for me to fight them... please understand
>japs>honorable and goodyou niggers need to wake up and look at the jap one and done percentage in games because they do it so fucking often its insaneLTG likely does it less than them
>>576053068this but unironicallysubjecting our japbros to that is super lame
>>576052862have you ever looked at the replay history for GMs in really dead regions? they just farm whatever 500-1000 gold master for daystruly disgusting
>>576053006guess unoGODs are peak honesty lmaoyou hear that shiro? you are LOVED
>>576053926this but unironically i would support him if he returned
>>576053006It just means your character has 10+ gemmie grinders outpacing the rest of the playerbase.Getting GM for most characters is nothing more than farming chumps longer than everyone else.Diamond Master, Platinum Master, Mythril Master, and Grandmaster at fixed values in 2.6.
>>576050481Senor, you should play with me, I have a very good 2B o algo huehuehuehuePlease senor, unblock me
is it technically possible to grind one character so high it would be extremely hard for others to get gm on it or nah?
>>576052862>it's just a glorified participation trophy on some characters.Every season I think it's time to pick up Uno and every time I realize it's just not worth playing him for a month to get that dumb badgeAlthough maybe the real sweetspot would be Lowain. Lowain is widely considered high-tier and he's all over top 8s, but he's fucking 35th in character usage in Master rank. Very powerful kit, next to no competition
>>576055432GMs are the top 10 players of a character so the the number one having 100K gemmies doesn't matter is the other 9 have a normal ammount.
>>576022527yes i am...just because you're mad we're making lots of money now instead of a couple desudollars a day doesn't mean we're not us...
>>576053926>>576054821it just means your character is a super turbo fraudliterally no exceptions lmao, keep coping FRAUDS
awwww how cute the little megger barely got his first GM badge and now thinks he's got the game figured out
stop ganging on him like damn let the nigga enjoy his first gm
the euros are the most horrible people
lower your tone when speaking to me gold master scrub
>>576056981ft10
I got a GM on an actual fraud and super popular character so I am better than youFactually
gg granon
ggs megGAWD
gg medusaDEITY
ggs chichiriBRAHMIN
ggs ryu from streets
BGs to everyoneYou didn't earn it
gg Galleon
You Are Great!
nice fight*immediately logs off*
You Are Great! (Derogatory)
>>576047029
You can be mice.
But not being mice is so much more fun
sheep are food
you can also try to get gm by not frauding the japs on a 200ms connection on a gorilla character with a neutral skip
Be mice or else...
>>576061640Bickers looks cool here
>>576061612I'd MirrorsEdge you for a single gemmie
sheepsoxesmouses
>>576061848all food
What about a squirrel for a divine general?
god damnit grape soda yuel was already posted
>>576062263>mouses>foods (feeds)
>>576050481use the third party program to see who youre fighting and block their connection outside the game.
>>576062532bunnysbelieve it or not foods
bikky makes funny noises while getting hurt
>>576062445Squirrels don't exist in the chinese zodiac, though...
>>576063015sexy bunnie food
you guys can be nice...
>>576063692but I'm always nice. I'm only mean as a bit or when someone else is mean first
>>576063692Not until I see patch notes that include Metera, Lowain and Vaseraga getting beheaded.
>>576065607Lets go shotosisters, we are so hardworking and mediocre!
>>576063692fixed
>>576065607you're forgetting zoitroons
>>576062532
>>576067575mmm bikki
nerf bikky nerf bikky nerf bikky nerf bikky nerf bikky nerf bikky nerf bikky nerf bikky nerf bikky nerf bikky
>>576066182She's annoying but not nearly as bad as the other three.
>>576067724these are always so cringe, im happy that i dont interact with the fandom outside of qing for the games and lobby
dead sloppa game
>>576067575how do you even know thisare you an old fuck perchance
>>576068663you must be 30 years or older to grub
feeling good today. might boot up grub when i get home.
feeling good today. haven't booted up in 10 days or so.
evil cannot create, only defile
what lobbygoer is the best kisser?im trying to pick my crush
>>576070938the one that rightfully calls this game dogshit
feeling good today. just let it all out with no regrets.
>>576071257
>>576070938please kill yourself soon
>>576071738reverse this webm and it'll be funnier
>>576071738fuck you, beat me to it
>>576061612What's the deal with this? Is the power level for middle-aged Salarymen that much higher in NA compared to JP?
>>576071907i did at one point but im not sure what its saved as
>>576072071completely unrelated to the discussion and I dont give a shit he got GM that way butweve been telling you 500 years ago that japanese players are absolutely dogshit at this game and farm random retards on anila mashing around like idiots at 1k+ gems but you never listen
Japanese are so much better than NAbros It's insane
euKINGS sit at the top.
Shut the fuck up gamera
>>576072452EU GM doesnt assume youre the strongest but it assumes you can handle hell itself
GM badges should be regional
>>576073119>boot up game in EU for the first time>'CONGRATS YOU'RE GM'
how come we never had eu vs na team battle and now EU is dead TO fucked up
>>576073295believe in the 2.60 civil war
>>576073629>2.60 civil war>two guys fighting in the empty desert
CEO 2026 Entrants numbers (Main fighting games only)https://www.start.gg/tournament/ceo-2026/details>Street Fighter 6: 1106>Tokon: 1055>Tekken 8: 781>Avatar: 704>Guilty Gear Strive: 522>2XKO: 410>Smash Ultimate: 321>Granblue Rising: 310>COTW: 246>Smash Melee: 242>UNI2: 196>SF3rdStrike: 186>BBCF: 180>UMVC3: 155>ROA2: 145>Invincible VS: 130>MK1: 126>KOFXV: 108>DBFZ: 106>CVS2: 97>VF5REVO: 97>SSF2T: 96>Xrd REV 2: 75>Samsho2019: 64>+R: 54>Skullgirls 2nd Encore: 41
>>576073887seems pretty good to me man
>>576073887Jesus, Invincible died fucking instantly
>seems pretty good to me man
>>576063202Goddamnit Xi
>>576073887looks like Tokon and Avatar took away from Strive's playerbase more than ours.
>>576071495>>576071632>>576071738Could you guys not be completely disgusting for one thread?
>>576074440>for one threadI've not played Rising for months though
>>576073887>Smash Ultimate: 321>Granblue Rising: 310Guess you could say.......... we got......... SMUSHED
>>576074440how can you say you love her if you wouldnt drink her piss
>576074764this unfunny joke was made by a the wubblygang btw
>>576074985I didn't get cancer and the urge to murder children from it so I doubt it
>>576073887LEAVE YOUR LAUGH AT 2XKO HEREEVEN THE AI KNOW IT'S FUCKEDhttps://x.com/PixelButts/status/2083218589109379531
>vtumorWe now love 2xko
View this post to immediately get cancer
>>576075434damn sleepies looks like that?
>>576075716perhaps
>>576075654mmmm, those look tasty
>>576073887still alive!
>>576075654
>>576075654>>576076264
Now we fight
>>576074440
>>576076514damn, if he delayed that fH for a few frames he would have comboed lol
>>576076514>0 BPI hate fighting those cunts that BC after every goddamn interaction, and I hate even more the fact that it's the best way to play
>>576077070>I hate fighting those cunts that *play optimally*Yes GBVSR at "high level" is a turd we already know
>>576076514i want the squares to come back so bad...
>>576076514Bea is smart!
>>576077070
>>576076514btw if cag did that 66L she wouldn't have triggered the trap and be safe spaced
>>576078012Wtf Hatsoon is on Luci now?
>>576078067wrong
>>576078384post clipim curious
>>576078630no, i kneel
I disconnected myself from the larger FGC. Apparently there was a SF major or something going on. I saw some images of jap women crying. That was funny.
>>576072071see picrel. jp is a dogshit region.
>>576079047thats just the average lobbington though
>>576079047Maybe he just plays a lot of casual instead of ranked...
>>576078012>3 second rulebeing meguca is suffering
>>576075434>Guys I seen a lot of shit you just WOULDN'T believe holy fuck>... But I won't tell anything :^)What is with those fucking people
>>576080232That one is at least understandable, nigga doesnt want the riot ninjas on his dick
>>576079047dat too is gawdlike
gawdlike means awful and dogshit just like you are great charlotta btw
>>576082756no it doesn'tbegone, vile corruptor
>>576082756No, You Are Great is only an insult when they use it with you, you dogshit faggot. Kill yourself you waste of oxygen GMless tranny.
>>576082756Many anons are still in denial that getting the "You Are Great!" sticker is the worst insult this game has to offer
>>576082871>>576082897damn really got under your freaks' skin with that trvke huh?
>damn re- *GAYLORD NOISES*
shut up
>he admitted to me being his lordgood good
>>576084325valve anti cheat... easy anti cheat... if you can hear me please save us
>>576084325NOOOO THIS LITERALLY CANNOT HAPPEN
if vikala ever gets any buffs that aren't making her look like >>575965517 then this game is fucking finished
>>576084826Every character needs those buffs.
>>576084325This is what real RNG looks like even if it makes the chuddies seethe
Ferry-chan
>>576084325this is literally why vasanon left so you know
>>576085050If picking zoners makes Vaseraga players quit we all need to pick them up.
>>576085202You won't because zoners are too high IQ for you
>>576085050he left because he couldn't fraud wins despite his main getting giga buffed
>>576084953Lumiel knights are eating good
>>576084826>>576084953holy g-g-g-g-g-g-gay *stuttering because in disbelief*
>Oppai loli is gay
>>576085289i'm sure it feels that way for a brainlet like you
ah yespreferring emphasized female sexual characteristicsthe gayest
yesdegrading the characters into non-canon garbothe gayest
>>576084325
>>576085985
>>576085675So you don't play them...because....?
galleon players?
>>576084325>all of that for like 200 damage>meanwhile vas could have used his u projectile to delete half of bikky's health bar while carrying her all the way to the opposite corner
>>576086623But im bad at the game, sir
galleon fyarts.......................................?
She doesnt, she has a tiny portal up her butt that automatically teleports farts and poop away
>>576085985it is an artist's prerogative to enhance or alter reality as he sees fityou are arguing for photorealism right now
>>576086915any artist that goes too much outside of specific canonical proportions is shit
Anyone down for some late night EU matches?US also welcome.
>>576086882...away, in my mouth
>>576087430ggs
>>576085995Why did Xewom 5U into death here?
>>576085517stuttering because homosexual
>>576087709He Is Great
Your move
>>576087783no stuttering because homosexual
>>576087848I flip and dieyou wonbad matchup
>>576087848I think it'll be spot dodge for the sixth time this round.
I'm queued for bruise for the daily
>>576073887Really surprised that Avatar is that high because people were shitting on it hard for no ranked and no spectating, I can’t imagine it will live long
>>576088130Are you retarded?
>>576088130YEAH RETARD
ozai is the funniest character I've seen in a long long long time and is kind of making me want to pick up avatar bros...
Literally pick up any game but this stale piece of shit and your life will improve
>>576088354>>576088490i did this and it didn't happen.
>>576088176>>576088243What did I do…
>>576088615>i did thisWhy are you here?
>>576088272does he tell jokes or what
i cant take how fucking retarded people are manthey just say the stupidest most negative iq shit possible and if you get mad at them for it everyone just goes melty melty autist melty lmaaoooamerican anti intellectualism has reached the point where they're too fucking stupid to realize they're enabling and siding with actual third wordler retardation
>>576088490I'm gonna pick up...Crash n the Boys Street Challenge
>>576088667i enjoy this general and this videogame.
>>576088662>people complaining the game is missing some features>"UM??? THEY ENDLESSLY SHAT ON IT??? BROS??? HUH??? BROS??? *cock gurgling noises* BROS??? THEY SHAT ON IT SO HARD??? *transition noises* HUH??? BROS??? *had a girl hitting on them in HS and completely ignored the signals noises* HUH??? BROS???Fucking RETARD.
>>576088795oh uh MELTIIIIEEEEE
>>576088795>and if you get mad at themThey're low IQ but you get angry at them anyway? Seems like someone's IQ is even lower than that. Yours, faggot.
momgod aiways delivers
>>576088698Idunno he might. never watched avatar in my life and don't plan on it, he just does shit like this https://x.com/SudanoJogos/status/2083260265433362542and it makes me laughhe also reminds me of kusanagi from world famous kamige requiem final
>>576089273nerf baby inputs
>>576089045>lmaaooooo an emotional response? I only feel things ironically bro emotions are so cringe haha why am i so depressed and addicted to masturbation
>trying to post webms to distract shitpostGODSKEKyou think I cant SEE yoU?
>>576089273wilnas and a number of characters build way too much meter
>>576089447HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LIL BRO CRIES LIKE A BITCH WHEN STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET MAKE FUN OF HIM*telepathically gives you cancer*HAHAHAHAHAHA RETAAAAAAAAAAAARD
You guys sure are bored today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7mD2X8Yhakhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7mD2X8Yhakhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7mD2X8Yhakhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7mD2X8Yhak
>>576089428This but unironically.
>>576089738uh ooh meltyyy
>>576088880>some featuresRanked is a pretty important feature...does Avatar really not have it?
>>576089924Ranked is a USELESS featureUUUUUUUUSELESS
>>576089924devs are smart and realized content creators just want to flex on shitters
>>576089924I'd say making a fun game is more important than Ranked
Fight for my amusement.
>someone says something retarded>gets called a retard>UH OH MELTTYYYYYYthe words have changed and are less funny, but the language remains the same
>Ranked is a pretty important feature
So, how is a character with things like startup and recovery frames on their moves supposed to win against someone like Soriz or Vaseraga?
>Ranked is a pretty important featureTrue. That's why GBVSR added 500 retarded pointless bloat ranks, that's what truly matters and why our game is thriving.
I think Vane needs more plus frames
>>576090309you just listed two of the 4 characters that have startup and/or recovery on their moves
THAT CHARACTER BEING WHO EXACTLY MAY YOU TELL US
yeah fight for my amusement too!!!!
>>576090429fax he has literally zero without meter
>>576090429Name one plus frame
>>576090092>>576090112>>576090137But then you can't do any version of online play with stakes without getting in a tournament or something. Plus you can't do a form of online matchmaking that's roughly graded for skill level.
>>576090309>how is a character with things like startup and recovery frames on their movesSo no character that is playable in Rising?
don't fight...
You're all trans.
>gets soul forge>armors through your trans accusation
>>576091129it's multihit
>>576091129bet u thought u were cute huh sis
ANY WAY YOU FIGGERCAG IS JUST A NIGGERTO MEEEE
>doesn't need soul forge>armors through anything
>>576091892don't forget zoi and soriz 66Hs
Again, Zooey has meterless hyper 66H armorthat really REALLY needs to get addressed
>>576092104kys Shirolamb
>>576092027I think Soriz is FUN
>>576092104Zoi's 66H only works as a read or on retards
>>564975789cag
and you're a FUCKING retarded person if you pressed a button while zoi was about half to 3/4ths the screen away from you and you deserve to DIE
>>576092027>needs to dash at you, loses to lows toowet paper compared to actual armor
>>576092157>>576092204dont call shiwowamb a wetawd...
Yeah? Try punishing it as Uno faggot
>>576092298Correct, retard. Learn to play, GMlet faggot.
this is the song that saved my lifehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQHVGXdcqEQ
>>576092717every single japanese electronic song sounds exactly the same
lmaooooooooooooooooooo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTNq5OEeFlQ
>>576092717and if that saved my life this one defined ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFgUluV_00s
>>576088947I like this picture
weird tumor melty?
>>576093308https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAr2lHZLNyU
>>576091892>armors through anything
went out and bought 4 packs of bacon rashersfinna slurp
d00ders, where you wanna meet for fights? the little town with the society member cutouts? the cabinets on the ship? the cabinets really high up in the lobby?
>>576093604He's so cool bros, like he's got this darkness inside of him but he keeps it under control, feels like he might suddenly choke you at anytime, makes me moist as fuck!
>>576093786should be in the arcadebut sadly we are gay and lame and meet up in the wind area
>>576093857well yeah green is the best color ever
>>576093786inside the well
>>576094070only trans people say this
>>576094072Inside the well?
>>576094123My room is painted green with orange stripes
>>576092389We don't sign our posts here
my room is yellowyay or nay
>>576094226
>>576093857the ship is the best
okay d00ders i made a room with your name as the password so only YOU know
>>576094249You write like you have a bunch of cum on your face. Watch out for that.
>randomly deadguess we found the shitposters who are now playing in the room
https://x.com/SolsVengeance/status/2083380990047580335I feel right at home
>we
ARE CHAAARLIE KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRK
>>576097648nutted to this
>>576089525
>got white piedra again>gonna have to cut my hair off>won't be able to hide headphones behind my ears under hair/hairnet at work>going to have to shoot myself
American hours.
americans are so cool
>>576089175Post the real ozai tech https://x.com/Zachiderp/status/2083008758469317093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxJ-zAgJzt4
somebody make a figure mode diorama with the lobbingtons
>>576100257
>>576100104Damn, intentional kusoge or simple inexperience?
>>576100342AAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I fucking hate neechang so much bros
>>576100448
>>576100342>>576100535outside of the depression of the game getting smaller, I just miss the long gone lobby anons.
Total nier death
>>576100342me in the mosh pit
>>576100342What's with all the little squares?
>>576100862yellow = godorange = okpurple = homofaggot
ON CRACKER ISLAND NIER WAS BORN
>>576101205kek Found the arrow enjoyer. Bet you like them because they look like penises to suck on, huh? Little faggot.
>>576101224That's Caucasian Island to you, bigot.
pepsi left grub to become a crypto billionaire
I don't care about your boyfriend.
they removed squares because they heard i got a pink onethey announced their removal 2 days after i got mine
>>576101315>Bet you like them because they look like penises to suck on, huh? Little faggot.nta but yesalso i am actually that anon, yesMMSSCCHHLLRRPP
>>576101770Can you start playing Cagliostro please
i've never had a pink square even when they were a thing
if you really liked satyr you'd post her without her jiangshi skin
I'm genuinely asking for advice here.What do I do when it feels like every single of my opponent's normals just wins against my normals regardless of how minus they should be?Always having to play 3 or 4 layers deeper than my opponent can't possibly be the only solution, right?
>>576103145It sounds like you're hesitating slightly after blocking a normal
>>576103145Pick a better character who doesn't have shit normals
>>576103145learn to instant 66L
>>576103145the first step is understanding that the feeling you're experiencing is not true. the only character in the game with moves that are actually that slow is a top tier anywayyou are overthinking and trying to play reactive in a game where pressure resets are typically completely unreactable with only a few exceptionsyou just have to play more proactively. "he's going to do this so I will do this" instead of "he just did this I should do this"
>>576103289No, my normals genuinely just either whiff or get crushed every single time...
>>576103470>>57610314566L and BC more
>>576103470post replay now
>>576103470if you're whiffing either they're reading your poke and stepping back and whiff punishing (which is extremely hard to do in this kusoge) or you're just not familiar enough with your character's spacing yet and need to play morepay more attention to your spacing from the opponent and learn when pressing certain moves produces desirable results
>>576103457>"he's going to do this so I will do this" instead of "he just did this I should do this"I try doing that but my moves still lose to theirs. The only concievable way I can take my turn against some characters is if I assume they think: "he will do x so I will d y" and then I have to be right about both of their assumptions to get a punish.
>>576102360
new season reaffirming that I am non-GM material dogshit retarded trash at this game bros
>>576104013Without you I wouldn't be one, thank you for being a dogshit player.
>play new season>shit on everyonefeels good to be a geneGAWD
>>576104013keep grinding and stop dooming
>>576094226mine is green and baby blue
>>576103609>if you're whiffing either they're reading your pokeOkay, but what if I whiff because they can mindlessly dodge and proceed to be unpunishable against my only normal that could even punish their initial move?
That's right keep grinding, I need my free gems. Queue up already.
>>576103145>What do I do when it feels like every single of my opponent's normals just wins against my normals regardless of how minus they should be?Give up because you are realizing you don't have the gene and they do
>>576103145>I'm genuinely asking for advice here.If you genuinely want genuine advice, you genuinely gotta post a genuine replay.
>>576103145Stop playing Yuel
>>576103145Continue playing Yuel
>>576103145> regardless of how minus they should be?i had to spend time to actually try and get the timing on when blockstun ends because simply mashing led me to this scenario. i still fuck it up all the time though but its noticeably better on some interactions.t. fucked in the ass by gran 2u despite him being -4
>>576104904>post replay>"umm yeah you should have not pressed here and instead assumed he would press on his minus frames because all of their normals would win by either being faster or crushing yours"STOP ASKING FOR REPLAYS! JUST ADMIT THIS GAME SUCKS!
>>576100104>BC BC BC BC BCjust like risingu
>>576105730The game sucks and YOU sucks.>If I played another better game I would be winning mo-No you wouldn't, you just suck.
>you sucks.KRAKAPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW NICE GRAMMAR MISTAKE BUBSIT THE HECK DOWN
remembering why I don't fucking play ranked
>>576105913*sits down*Huh oh, seems like you still SUCK. Or SUCKS. Or SUCKED. Or SUCKING. Every conjugation of TO SUCK, all of them at once. That's what your entire existence is.*taps shiny GM badge*DIE.*concentrated heat beam emitted from it vaporizes you*
>>576105913you sucks your families carrots bastard
why did the shiny GM badge thing become a meme of all things
>>576106209the issue was never the shiny gm badge but him owning a cabin. the ire towards property owners in this thread is palpable.
how many players were in the ranked leaderboard for the season?
>>576106295>the thread is full of communists
>>576103145>Always having to play 3 or 4 layers deeper than my opponent can't possibly be the only solution, right?It is the only solution.Take solace in the fact that you'll be better than every single rising shmuck in a real fighting game
>>576106531>in a real fighting gameHe would get raped there. Hence why he's playing Sharting.
>He would get rap- wait my special move is punishable on block?
>>576106917That's what he says, not me, I don't play safe on slop garbage.
>>576106967Then why are you here?
>>576103145It sounds more like you are just having a poorer time beating out your opponent. No normals outright win against others for no reason. In the past when I messed up, it was mostly because I misunderstood what to beat the opponent with and was just defaulting to mashing light or dp when at best I should've blocked. If it's an issue with neutral, either learning to wait for the tells or abusing your strong options to punish them can be good.We don't even know specifically how they are beating your normals. Could you give examples of how?
>>576107046To make fun of you, like every normal and well adjusted person does.
post the replay already so we can dab on your ass nigga
replay will be him taking an entire string with 3 BPs and dying
>>576105730every time did you copypaste this from the last time or
sometimes my controller spazzes out and gives me a bunch of 24242424 when I'm just holding 3 and it just happened while mauling someone and I feel bad because I wasn't teabagging I was just downbacking
>>576103145>it feels like every single of my opponent's normals just wins against my normalsIt can seem like that, especially when you have slow normals. But as the other anon said it's not true. That's kinda the point of the pressure game though. A good pressure is not meant to be easy to get out of, so it either has to be tight with unpredictable resets or on an oppressive range that will deny you options.But don't forget one thing about this game. As long as you block and they don't throw you, you're not losing anything. Chip damage is low and there is no system mechanic to reward them or punish you. That's where you need to get as most information about your opponent's pressure as you can. (Or you can BC and just ignore all this mindgame.)What's their default pressure string? When do they tend to reset? Where are the gap? What skills do they use to remain plus? Are they looking for a c.H counterhit, c.L frametrap, c.L > 2L anti-reversal, shimmy? If they are beyond your reach, is there a projectile that you can roll, dodge, jump? A gap where you can 66L? Maybe your f.H or a fast U Skill will catch their next poke? When are they getting out of range and need to walk up to reset the pressure? etc...That seems a lot to be aware of but remember that all you need is one piece of the data that you can exploit, not their entire flowchart. It's no so much about guessing what they are going to do, but more about understanding that there *isn't much* they can do after a certain point, especially when they are minus after a normal, and that it's likely that they have a default option in that case.
it's very cool how ferry has zero counterplay on anything she does
>>576108873would you drown her in the bathtub?
>>576109326absolutely
>>576109326Delete your abominable post.We love Ferry-chan here.
>>576109506no I hate ferry like I hate all zoners in this game
>>576109506Then why doesn't anyone play her?
>>576109891im too stoopid
>>576109891Ferry anon already played enough for all of us.
>>576109936too stupid to press all your zero recovery zero startup full screen normals or press GG Shake My Hand or do your 50/50 mix that actually does damage and gives okizeme?
>>576110071yes. all my blood is being diverted from my brain.
Ferry loveFerry marriageGrowing old with Ferry (she doesn't age because she's already fucking dead)
>>576111397brick doesnt want any of us to have this...
>>576111430Ferry died a long time agoShe's legalUnlike Aisha. Brick should look up what his prophet was up to.
Why do zonertroons get the best oki, best setplay, best normals and hkd on ult dp?
>>576113017we lost him. ranked is finally safe now.
zooey is a zoner
zooney ass zooey
zooey... is an onion...
>check in on the thread for the first time since palworld 1.0 came out>still getting namedroppedwew. well, see you guys in a week or two when ive completely exhausted all the content in this game
zooey is fucking brokennerf the shit out of that character NOWsynn's disappearance was a tactical choice to get everyone including the devs to forget about her so she gets even more fucking buffs in 2.6don't let her get away with itNERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY NERF ZOOEY
>>576117283Many are thinking this.
all of the above but unironically
sorry what? I was thinking about staining zooey's skin with semen
>>576117209>Hatsoon is posting palworld in herestrange european creature
>>576117283Counterpoint: Zooey is lust inducing
>>576116320ft10?
>>576117768it's better if she's lust inducing and not BROKEN
>>576119193
>>576119407pollenating this
>>576119407Actually it's even better when she's broken because you get to see her more often
they should add yoruichi as a season 3 guest
I love this little alchemist
>>576121705now post her being fucked in the ass
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>>576121801anal sex is gross!
>>576121801yeah what he said
>>576121801yeah Yeah!
anal stinks
we agree, anal sex is gross
monkeypox only happened because fags couldnt control their sexual autism
>>576121801I had a really nice image of just that but I deleted it when I realized it's probably not the smartest of ideas to have that saved on my 'puter
>>576121705high energy cag
we love dykeswe love china
i love japan PERIOD
i hate japan PERIOD
>>576123153I hate dykesI hate chinaI hate cagliostro
AND GAYMEN
>>576123979GIRUGAMESH
my team allies are here!
>win a game as Sven>work out with the energyludokino
>>576124738what anime did you watch with your pals at your high school anime club?
byake oneegai
i can bake
>>576127775but will you?
i can't byakeI can't do anything rightfuck
>>576127863bakin
this thread is ASS bruh>>576128268>>576128268>>576128268
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