Previous: >>575948438>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Winning Ticket (alt) (3*), Narita Taishin (alt) (3*), Smart Falcon (alt) (3*), SSR Tokai Teio, SSR Twin Turbo, SSR Light Hello, SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Manhattan Cafe, SR Seiun SkyCurrent CM: Virgo Cup 2 - Ooi Dirt 2000m Medium/Right/Fall/Sunny/GoodCurrent Event: Wings of Steam and Steel, 1.5-Year Anniversary Celebration Part 2>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/9nwb91.jpg07/12 - Leo Cup - Sprint/Right/Summer/Firm/120007/14 - 1.5 Year Anniversary Part 107/16 - Copano Rickey (3*), SSR Manhattan Cafe, SR Seiun Sky07/22 - 1.5 Year Anniversary Part 207/22 - Grand Live Release - Grand Live Smart Falcon (3*), SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Light Hello07/27 - 1.5 Year Anniversary Part 307/27 - Wings of Steam and Steel Story Event07/27 - Steampunk Narita Taishin (3*), Steampunk Winning Ticket (3*), SSR Twin Turbo, SSR Tokai Teio>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Summer Seiun Sky (3*), Summer Mejiro Bright (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Isn't it soul-crushing that Donna won't be able to pass on her transcendental beauty and strength if she marries a womyn?
Tachyon LOVE
Who actually uses or refers to any of the links in any given OP anyway??
>3 posts>all hidden the moment I open the thread, except for OPhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
wahey
Cafe love
>Doing auto with 10* dirt on Sexshi to see if I can get a better parent for my TT runs and potentially get her in dirt rotation>She procs dirt spark in both inspirations to go from dirt C to A>First sparks are okay, wit 2* and turf 2* but white sparks were mediocre>I reroll to see if she does the funny>She doesWhites still aren't the most exciting, but I'm glad I even have this, bless auto for making stupid shit like this possible.
gn uma
guess I'm a frontfag nowfrontbros, post your decks
>>575974947Good night
Hey, (You)!The renowned, widely known club Autis/uma/ has ONE warm, comfy spot open just for (You)! Yes, THE Autis/uma/! Isn't that incredible?Unfortunately, one of our esteemed dacchis is retiring. However, that also means (You) could join our fun club!What we offer:>active chat>friendly dacchis>non-stop shoes>A/A+ gibs>a danchou who actually does something and cares for the clubInterested? Reply with your ID, or apply tomorrow in-game with /uma/ in your bio.Our danchou will add you as soon as possible after our retiring dacchi takes his leave!
Coffee is brown and it's generally agreed upon that it's good for you. My wife? Also brown. It's reasonable to believe then that she, too, is good for me. Consider getting a brown wife of your own.
HELP I am considering suicide because my kamioshi only likes pussy
yoooo its curren chan
Yae
fixed
>>575973676Please respond
The lesbian shitposter is the worst, it's not even funny or engaging, just sad to see it get zero (You)'s every thread.
Cafe bread!
he says, while engaging
>>575975213She really wants to show off her breasts in that pose, huh.
Laisu!
>>575974947Night
>>575974650does the schizofarm person still update his sticker maker thingy
>>575975196no
>>575974650Whats the better play on Tachyon if I already have 3MLB and 2MLB Light Hello>Spend the 150 rolls to get MLB>Use crystalI figure use the Crystal (I have 2) but maybe other anons know better. For your help, please enjoy this mare ass
>>575975297I thought she wanted to show off her pitsarmpits are more erotic than breasts it's kinda crazy how some females don't cover them up
I like cafe but I don't like coffee, do you think sh-
Have any of you found any success with auto farming TT umas? Is it even possible?
>>575975394If your Light Hwllo were lower limit break then rolling might be the play, but 2lb LH is basically her at max power, so extra copies do very little for you. I'd crystal Tachyon and just be done with it.But also post a hag next time
Wouldn't yang energy be more useful for Rickey's cultivation, so why is she a Iesbo?
>>575974786No man wants to fuck the gorilla
>>575975552You need both golds and rank so probably not
One of the greatest characters ever created.
>>575975208No a couple good trainings can give you as much as that shit event gives now multiply it by 2 and get you answer
>>575975208No. By the end you can get similar results with a friendship training plus Light Hello gives you a similar amount at the end. I wouldn't do more than one extra race to make sure you meet the fan threshold (I think she runs the risk of missing the second one). Its worth it if you are doing Unity instead since you'll do more races there.
>>575975519I like cafe but I don't like Reddit
>>575975443>armpits are more erotic than breastsIf you say so dude. Cant say I agree but keep doing what you love or whatever
Oh no
>>575975394just crystal tachyon2lb and mlb hello is basically the same card
Good night friends!!
brickedanons seething about hayashi
>Trainee says she wishes she had my eyes>Tell her that "I'm very grateful to be born with green eyes. Maybe we can get you contacts">She gets mad and runs off.Was it something I said?
>>575975761Please respond >>575975628
wife
>>575975578Thanks anonHopefully titty monster will suffice
Thanks Ryan…
At what point in my umamusume career do I need to care about 9* dirt parents?
>>575975375Cuteki!
>>575975991never
>>575975819don't worry i'll lick you clean
>>575975731>>575975761But what about the skill hints? Both of those are really good skills
>>575975718
>>575975835
>>575975819don't worry taiki, I'll get it for you!*pero pero pero pero pero pero pero*
>>575975957Not a fan of Doto, but I appreciate the effort. Good luck in your runs dude
whatever dude
>2 failed trainings in junior pre-debutthat's a glue
>>575976072top buns
>>575976089Why is the coffee cream shaped like vulva?
>>575976219It's a heart
>>575976219you're just seeing things
>>575976219it's a heart you creep
>>575976057Its too hard to give up training turns in GL since you need coins and the shop has a way to make sure you are always a bit short on them (unlike MANTs shop). If you want the skills and aren't trying to Grand Live high roll, go Unity, bring the Vodka Power card and then just get Stam/Speed sparks. You'll get similar results most of them time.
>Do 10 room matches with Rickey>Every time she procs her unique too early and doesn't get an accel from itUhm... Bwos? Gwos?? My Hoguri killer???
>>575976219it represents her creamy coochie
>>575964414Then please explain why the tablet in her Valentine alt managed to survive>>575971535I still have ~160k Carats and all the SSR Vouchers + Crystals so I wonder if it would be more economical for me to just use one Crystal and cope with 3LB until I MLB it with the 2nd Anniv Voucher>>575976057Still no since the stat gains and skill hints cannot make up for the extra four turns used for racing (three if you gamble with Zen-Nippon Junior Yushun in Year 1)
>>575976219what's a vulva
>>575975394I'd crystal, yeah. If you were closer to pity might be a harder choice but crystal to save 15 ten pulls is definitely a valid trade.
>>575976290Imagine the glovejobs…
She so hot
>>575976880How hot?
>>575975718>>575976072
>>575976880>Buff BiwaFuck off
>>575976967she's bouncing on my DICKUH
>>575976967
Why Maya and Teio are so horny?
are you fucking kidding methey're just making up new cards for me nowI got NOTHING FROM THIS BANNER BESIDES A SINGLE LIGHT HELLO
>>575977112>Buff???
Is the new agnes tachyon card good enough to cope at 1lb or do you really need mlb
>>575977314me on the left
>>575977335the cope starts at 3lb and MLB is a must
>>575977335it's barely sweep tosho tier until 3 and MLB
>>575977335You need at least 3lb for her to be even usable since thats when you get what actually makes her good (sp bonus)MLB doubles her sp bonus, so she kind of is an mlb or bust card. Depending on your speed card situation skipping might be an option though.
>>5759773353LB minimum due to 1SP bonus and MLB has 2SP bonus
I always smile when I see Smart Falcon
>>575977335all cards are needed at mlb, and pal cards you can cope at lb2 with the exception of tucker which you need mlbget used to this format and you will survive jp
i always cum when i see smart falcon
>>575977606She is the number one umadol
should i get mlb curren or redeem a lb1 maruzensky
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>New Condition: Slow Metabolism
>>575977769The card you will use more
>>575975718I like imagining that this is unironically true and that maya is kept in countless museums for character writing studies
>>575977769def throne
>>5759777690LB Maruzen is a good copeMLB Curren is a good card
Ara? Only 780 stamina and corner recovery? Is that your ace?
there's this issue in open leauge where runaways are just good enough to steal angling but not good enough to actually win so people constantly have runaway suzu setups to enable their solo ace setupsthis strategy might be more dominant than chariot in open leauge
>>575978070
>>575978050what's their ace like? xoggy or rickey?interesting stuff the open league tryhards
>>575978207these are cm18 aces so I'm picking from a really small poolcm17 aces are just xog because xogs the only thing that really works
>>575978375Hotter than that blonde JP whore
>>575978375ow my torn dick
Not a fan of these ai stickers tbdesu
>>575978070the first time I saw this pic, the one with the nipple slip, I had to masturbate right awaywhy is spechud so oddly hot
>>575978070Spechud's fat tits!
>>575976491Thats what happens if you dont have 6 green skills.
>>575974787holy based
>>575978538same>>575978547it isn't oddspechan is a very attractive girl
>>575978547You weren't the only one
>>575978424yeah fuck that stupid bitch espoir city
>>575977224yeah but that's a skill point bonus card, that's not too bad. That's rough luck, though, sorry to hear
Bros why is winning so dummy (and) thick
>>575978828nice aspect ratio screenlet lol
Stop trying to make me want to fuck Special Week
>>575978828uma breasts are so soft looking
>>575978828People constantly underestimate how winning her tickets are
>>575978945I'll do my best oops I dropped this file sorry
special sex with special week...
>>575979114Special Cheeks
ExcelUma will host the Calstone 1000 (Niigata straight) on thread #3111Check it out
>>575978995Nobody should be doing that after this current event.
Becoming Spechud's trainer so I can date her mom (grandma)
Spe is not for sex
>>575978783I'm tempted to use my crystal on it at this pointprobably not but it'd be funny lol
I don't read support card events unless I actually rolled for the card or if I like the character
>>575979408Same
I don't read
>>575978945
>training for medium>accidentally hit a long statline
No Carats450 rolls in3LB tachy with sparksI still have a crystal and can cut my losses or do I go all in and brick another 30-50 rolls before the banner ends?
>>575979270hmmmmmmmm nyes
>>575979620Did the 50 extra rolls pay off?...No?Do you think an extra 50 will help?You figured it out, good job!
>>575979607That's a Nu unity tier uma bwo. Even MANT umas are hitting that minus the over speed cap
>>575979620A crystal is worth more than 50 rolls
>>575979620double or nothingall in
>>575976057And easy to get by other means
Auto training finally gave me a UG rank
I play without quick skip, I read every single event, I watch the GRAND LIVE at the end of every career
Surprise Umadol
>>575978547Cute and pure girls, that are also kinda autistic and non-sexual are dangerous because them not being sexual actually makes them sexier when they actually act or look sexy
>Embrace brainlessly clicking rainbows>5 songs by the steaks>Still have 80 vodavis left
>LH triggers like twice the whole runI'm about to just throw in the towel and auto this whole scenario
>>575980189you are a fucking retard holy shit
>>575980245But /uma/ says this bitch is required!!
I want to fuck some retards too..
Brrrrricked
>>575980270Yes I fuck your mom so I'm fucking retards
>>575980341Hey
My clubs kinda pissing me off, really hate quota autism for a club not even A+ or S
>>575980360>Mild hypejust like her banner
>>575980515autis/uma/...
>>575980515why are you in a sub-A+ club bwolike lmao
>>575980387>Le mom rethoricYou are underage, leave.
What if i want to get fucked by a retard
>>575980515There should NEVER be quota autism for any club below S Full stop
>>575980515god forbid a b club has ambitions!!
>>575980643Cry more about it faggot>>575980646Look at the guy above you
[-]yep get filtered
>>575980525She held her concert in the wrong season
>>575980758>ambitious losers>still manage to loseThat's actually kinda sad
Is Speed Tachyon usable at 2LB? Gonna start saving up my carats again instead of throwing at this banner.
>>575980915Do you not read the stories in this game or something
>>575980917MLB or bust, unless you're a pace. Unironically use Sweepy if your Tachyon isn't MLB
>>575980915Stop attacking me
Walking in on your Uma as she's BUTT NAKED! Your Uma's face turning BRIGHT RED as she gets overwhelmed with the most intense, heart-pounding, nipple-stiffening, vagina-throbbing ungodly embarrassment that's even possible for a sentient being to experience! Your Uma being ABSOLUTELY MORTIFIED that you saw her stiff dark-brown nipples, hairy bush and hard clit, and big fat pale lumpy-dumpy pimply-dimply butt! <3Your Uma realizing that it was the most pleasurable thing that she has ever experienced! Your Uma spending the rest of her life chasing that embarrassment-high! Your Uma staging incidents where she is """""""""accidentally""""""" nude in front of you! Your Uma taking it a bit too far one time and having a big squirty ahegao orgasm directly in front of you! Teasing your Uma about it which only makes the experience 10000000x more pleasurable to her! Your Uma's perverted exhibitionism causing her to fall madly, psychotically in love with you!
>>575980843>starts shit out of nowhere>gets shit back>g-get filtered>not even quotingKill yourself
>he didn't NP5 TaccyHoly absolutely bricked
>>575980965I've been both using Sweepy and MLB borrow so I'll just keep using that when doing Grand Live.
We love wakis here
>>575981031My trainee shaves though
>>575981145Where?>>575981108Np5?>>575980843What are you filtering?>>575980341Dont solicit gay sex or ERP
>>575981192Why is oguri naked
>>575980643>rethoric
yeppers get filtered
>>575975637There are definitely some men
>>575981192What the actual fuck, Ogurin? That's disgusting. Get away from her right now and let me handle this.
>>575981192Oguri was supposed to be me.
>>575981401The shittiest taste ever posted here
Filter this
I wish I was a filter for creek sweat and milk
>mass replyingyep guessed right [-]
yep I love the band Filter
>>575981192I made a decision. I want to join them and suck on Creek's nipples while fondling Oguri's tits.
Bros, how can I stop being a lucklet
>>>/v/744418517
why is V like this
This is useless
>>5759816747 and I rape you 0 and you get tachyon your next pull
I love Digitan I live pink
>>575981674It is just a 50/50 chance brool. You either succeed or you fail.
>>575981529impossible to resist to get a whiff after Arima Kinen
>>575981718why did you link your own thread
>>575981718Thank you for posting this here, now round up your bored retards and get collectively banned again
>>575981674Become a pig>>575981761You just need to check what's the least used strat, use Rickey with that strat, and make sure the feng shui steers luck in your favor for it to proc
>>575981674Write 777 on your trainee's face with your cum 7 times a day for 7 days. You will notice a gradual improvement, and then a sudden shift.
I don't even care about club ranks but here I am, farming fans today non stop because I want to help my clubdacchisMeanwhile some faggots are complaining in chat but haven't even done two autoruns todayFunny how things are, I genuinely think they don't know doxxgenesis or doxxmoe so they don't know we can see they being hypocritical faggots
>>575982025Just join a proper /uma/ club anon
>>575982025mambro...
>>575982062I'm tired of pretending Urara isn't top sexo
Wwyd if horsepussy
>>575982025mambwo...
>>575980915every winner needs 100 losers to succeed
I can't get 6 greens on rickey what the fuck man
terrible thread, everyone reading this should kill themselves
>>575980915Story of my life
>>575982025if we don't get A+ after I hit like 9m fans every day for the past week I'm going to be cross
>>575982318anon no.. don't die..
>>575982226Can you be my loser? I think I need about 4 million dollars
>>575980741Yeah but I want to stay in A rank and I don't know how to do that without imposing quota autism on flatliners
>>575982484
>>575982487if you can't even stay A rank it's time to pull a benzo and jump ship for better waters
Unlike you club hoppers, I have loyalty to my danchou
https://x.com/dog_tea_sub/status/2083062621088137667/
>>575981674Work on your luck reps or check the dot before rolling
>>575981518dont use Kingu for such shit taste
I still don't fully understand how autoruns work. My uma has D mile aptitude but still consistently gets 1st place in all mile G1s. If I try this in a normal run, she gets fucked. Plus she seems to get the important skills more often, so it's actually better for me to farm parents with the clanker.The only things it's worse at is getting decent stats and ace runs, but I'm fine with that. I just wish I understood how exactly it works.
>>575981192I do.
>>575982685What dot?
>>575982807It's rigged
>>575982025>that picBros.. I hope we will never get an american adaptation..
>>575982583Nice try /uma/ club, but are you aware of a concept called loyalty?
>>575982604my ex club....I will always respect my ex danchou
>>575982824I wish Verxina was my big sister
post more non sexual umas in sexual attire
>>575982795Nisekoi is complete garbage and you should feel bad and kill yourself
>>575982604Tomorrow's my one year anniversary with my club
>>575982950
>>575982890An american adaptation that looks like that would be a blessing considering what Americans could actually do
>>575983026>>575982950
If you can't like me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best.
>>575983004you only hate nisekoi because the boring girl you liked lostno need to @ me, if you didn't care you wouldn't even remember nisekoi
my club took me in when I was homelessI would never betray my family
>>575982950HELIOS IMPREGNATIONGYARU HAREM WILL BE ESTABLISHED
>>575982890I'd play an uma Perfect Dark mod tho
>>575983157Everyone in nishitkoi is boring and a loser
>>575983004onoderacuck still seething after 10 years
>>575983243>helios cucked of Ruby and PalmerSad
So i got unlucky and didnt get a 3rd recovery, how cooked am i
>>575983243GYARU BEACH SEEEEX
>>575982950but helios is sexy....
>>575983417dunno, I don't help metafags
>>575983192I know this feel, but lately Danchou keeps talking about introducing a minimum fan requirement per month. Yet, he still hasn't kicked people who have been flatlining all month.
>>575982025Why are people like this in mamboSeriously, we dont need to joke about this anymore, this is some faggot in mambo
>>575982807auto simulates a run, it does not actually play the game. A tuf G mile is like 50% odds in an actual run it'd be 1%>but why does it take 50 minutesto waste your time like many things in this game
>>575983719We can see it, Laisu...
>>575983719
>>575982950>>575983026>>575983243
>>575982350tamamo cross?
>>575982843https://gcp2.net/data-results/live-data
>anons itt haven't ever heard of Perfect DarkI-I thought we were all ojisans here?
>>575982025every single time you niggers say this i check the chat and it's not my club stop larping and post the chatlogs or FUCK OFF
>>575983909
>>575984012I did but I never played it.
>>575982350If you weren't making 15M a day you didn't care that much about A+ anyway
>>575984012Most of us are, but there are zoomers mixed in as well.
>>575984193SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
>>575984197The meat curtains on this cow, should be illegal for women to stretch their cunt wide open
>>575984012just because I'm old it doesnt mean i've heard of every single game released back then
>>575984314jesse what the fuck are you talking about
some of the lowest fan earners in my club are the biggest spendersone of them even MLBd throne I wish I was rich ;_;
>>575984256Bro, granny and mommy is a great sex combo.Who qualifies the most for imouto and oneechan?
UHH Isn't she a little TOO fertile??
>>575984197this is a woman
>poal deadwelphttps://strawpoll.com/e2naX2aq9yBhttps://strawpoll.com/e2naX2aq9yBhttps://strawpoll.com/e2naX2aq9yB
>>575984486No wonder there’s an epidemic of single Uma mothers
>>575984494don't answer he's gonna leak your flags
>>575984197>>575984698that's a man
>>575984097she's so hot
>3dpdthat's it nonnies I'm off to jerk off city
>>575984486Yes, you need to be extremely careful around her. She can get pregnant from just handholding with a guy. Hag uma fertility is off the charts.
I need to stop masturbating to Super Creek so much.
>+25 spe prio>65 prio wit card has been larping as a speed one
>>575983469I'm the danchou btw, it's hard on my heart to kick people who have been around since the club started but just started flatlining a month ago
I need to start masturbating to Super Creek even more
>>575984861No, you don't.
>>575984859>tfw I’ll never drink with a beer loving uma hag
Who should be the first uma to have a slingshot microswimsuit alt?
getting jiggie with ithttps://jiggie.fun/bh9XzA>https://jiggie.fun/bh9XzAhttps://jiggie.fun/bh9XzA>https://jiggie.fun/bh9XzAhttps://jiggie.fun/bh9XzA
Will I lose races if I Independent Training with Front F?
Your goal race, sir
>>575985492no
>>575985203Nishino
>>575985513Talkin bout my generation
>haven't done a jiggie in a while>antivirus thinks it's bad nowoh nyo
doing some testing and for cm18 special weeks unique is fucking stupid man
>>575984793Let's hope his penis is smaller than mine, then
>open league
>575986018>V[-]
>>575986018Its like playing the game but without crashing out because a banner went poorly
>>575985879She activated 4 accels right as she entered late race+her unique and still barely won
[-] [-] suzukas tits
>Hello dodges me twice>FineMo agamasens me twice>Four times where I didn't have the right combination of coins/songsFuck this scenario. I'm convinced that MANT haters are delusional people that see UG and think "Good Horse". Hell, rainbows matter MORE than in MANT because no rainbows means half currency. Stepping on wit sucks because you get half the god damn resources. Four songs per concert and if not you lose.Two runs in MANT and I had a group A ace. 10 runs in GL and I have nothing, not even a chance at a good parent.Fuck Light Hello. Fuck Tokens. Fuck Idols. Fuck concerts.
>>575986129Hanshin is front runner hell its just how it is
>>575986182The raped
>testing for open leaguewhy you gotta know how big your club is before you start going after seals, bwo.
umama's vag [ l l ]
is this true
>>575986182You need three songs per concert you fat retard four is for the gold skill
>>575986268For the past like 5 CMs I've been aiming for 100% WR and always got shot in one race or anotherif I want 100% I actually do have to prep a very strong team, and Miles seem like the strongest way to do so
>575986105the raped
>>575986337It's never about the gold skill, you idiot. 4+1 is about getting enough passive bonuses that your runs snowball earlier and harder. Why the fuck do you retards who know nothing about the game feel the need to reply with dumb retarded shit like "UHUHUHUH GOLD SKILL" FUCK OFF
what are the odds the last 3 stam sparks I get on dober come with turf? i'm going to lose it
>>575986259That's Tokyo 1600m. Hanshin 1600m is Taiki, Nishino and XOguri hell
8=====D
>>575986158There's nothing there
>>575984494What if I don't play the game
>>575986307yeah
>>575986560>he's settling for 4 songs and he's not getting 5 songs per concertthere there, the gold from B finals is just as nice as everyone else's platinum
>Sudden MANTblazer apologists in the last few days>Yet not one ever shared a screenshot of clearing the mission to get that scenario sparkBoring. You can even scum and share getting it with auto, like come on, make an attempt lmao.
>>575986583>Hanshin 1600mI'm really not looking forward to playing against downhill mode + A&S faggots again.
>>5759866985 is pretty infrequent. Unless you're getting light hello procs on top of rainbows nearly every turn you just don't have the currency to be going that deep.
>>575984610I'm on a vpn THO
>click button to start start independent run>swap to clock app to start timer before screen changes>50 minutes later timer goes off>open game app>career mode button says pre-debut junior yearThere goes 15 TP and 50 minutes...
>>575986583nyo...
>>575986698>he's not getting all 22 songs in one concertbwo you're plats.. no..
>Borrow super breek>Event chain doesn't finish
>>575986876But the app itself gives a notification when independent training is done, why do you need a timer?
>>575986942Make her an end closer and replace hydrate with After School Stroll
>>575987009Somehow the event chains ending are worse than MANT. I feel like I need to buy the event chain songs just so at least 2 chains finish.
>>575986942Now check after school stroll
>>575986418I suppose, I'd say that's being overly sweaty but it's an interesting ambition and I'm a believer in whatever is best to get a strong carat income at this stage of Uma, so best of luck to you on that front.
Umamusumes whose IRL counterpart are still aliveDaiwa scarlet (22)Goldship (17)Curren chan (19)Eishin flash (19)Meisho doto (30)Tosan jordan (20)Smart falcon (21)Mejiro dober (32)Fine motion (27)Kitasan black (14)Satono diamond (13)Copano rickey (16)Nakayama festa (20)Hokko tarumae (17)Hishi miracle (27)Tanino gimlet (27)Tap dance city (29)Satono crown (14)Cheval grand (14)Vivlos (13)Transcend (10) Dream journey (22)Win variation (18)Furioso (22)Orfevre (18)Gran Alegria (10)Fenomeno (17)Verxina (17)Loves only you (10)Chrono genesis (10)Espoir city (21)Believe (28)Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi (31)Kiseki (12)Almond eye (11)Victoire pisa (19)Lucky lilac (11)Daring heart (24)Curren bouquet d'or (10)Rulership (19)Buena Vista (20)Rose kingdom (19)Marche Lorraine (10)Blast Onepiece (11)Titleholder (8)Wonder Acute (20)Epiphaneia (16)Forever Young (5)
>>575986942don't google After-School Stroll on Hanshin 1600m at 3am>>575987057because the ingame notification is delayed by 3 seconds and it's bad for your total pace
>>575987128Samson Big.....
>>575984197>>575984698>always has feet visiblethis incredibly masculine man is seducing me
>>575986579This is good though
>>575987057I don't look at my phone for every notification.
>>575987150>>575986583>>575987123wheres the backup
>>575987335your luck is the backup
>>575987335Don't need it, metafags will run Taiki and Nishino in case the hog miss the witcheck
>>575987335>he needs a backup recovery to win on xogshake it out
>>575987212If Samson Big were to be still alive he'd be 35, it's NOT impossible as Wind in her hair is currently 35, but it's an incredible feat, the fact the horse just "disappeared" is sad
>>575987241not for cm17, i'm hunting for a 3* stam with late surger or medium sparks for my rickey, there's only a week left before the cm so i'm about to give up
>gave up on CM17>nobody is doing any CM18 lobbies yetWhat do I even do with my borrows now
>mambo will be overtaken by tamaloveMambros not like this...
>>575987635fans and parents
>>575987128>Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi (31)I thought she was supposed to be like unhealthy or something
I need a new club...
>>575987869/uma/club
>>575987635room lobbies are just for hanging out with the bwos and ego stroking. you don't need room lobbies to know if your uma is good or not.
>>575987661I HATE LOOPINGI HATE LOOPINGI HATE LOOPING
>>575986617Vote for the whore option
>>575984914Stop being danchud then, you're not fit for the hard part of the job
>>575987932I know but they're fun....So lonely...Nobody to play with me...
>>575987997are you not enjoying the show
>>575987691The horse IRL has Dysemia but apparently that affected most of his training and races, post retirement it wasn't that impactful
>>575988136I'll play with you if you give me kissies
Stego is so so so so so so so so so so cute.
>>575984914Glad my danchou has no reservations about straight up shooting niggas halfway through the month
>>575987557What parents do you have so far
>>575984914thanks for having my back
ayabe humming sexo
My trainee asked what she was to me, and got really mad when I said she was like a younger sister
>>575988383*starts sobbing*STOP ITGET AWAAAAY
>>575988219>Dyssemia is a difficulty with receptive and/or expressive nonverbal communication. The word comes from the Greek roots dys (difficulty) and semia (signal).Tsuru-chan was autistic?
>>575988646You should clarify you're from Alabama
>>575987997I've been looping for a week straight because the game simply will not hand me the minimum 2*stam 2*dirt grandparents I'm looking forI don't have even one yet, it's so fucking over
its taken me two years, but I now understand why having multiple running styles at rank A is bad
No I know, that I can't make you stayBut where's your fansBut where's your fansBut where's your--And I know, there's nothing I can sayTo make you farmTo make you farmTo maaaaaaake-So many A clubs that are recruiting, which should I joinWill any take flatlining, I want to leechA club that's so demandingI get so weakA quota that's so demandingI can't speakI AM NOT AFRAID TO KEEP ON LEECHINGI AM NOT AFRAID TO WALK THIS GAME ALONEDANCHOU, IF I STAY, I'LL BE FORGIVENNOTHING YOU CAN SAY CAN MAKE ME DO FAN RUNS
Why is Furawa like this?
I greenmaxed too close to the sun. Which 6 do i pick? It's late Rickey so competitive will be guaranteed to proc. Stats are kinda glue but it's better than nothing for now
>>575988794What's that? Another 2* Wit 1* Pace? Coming right up!
>>575987452>Run 2 pace 1 end>both paces need 3-4>but everyone else is also running pace>no guaranteed accels on anyonei dont get this personally
>>575987635Here is a very early CM18 roomHave fun with my retards, Mile Championship, Firm and Cloudy turf. 1600m567552705675527056755270
>>575987656TAMALOVE END CLOSING>TAMALOVE END CLOSINGTAMALOVE END CLOSING>TAMALOVE END CLOSING
>>575988865another traced and yipped latinx facebook meme woaw
Does club tallying begin on the next daily reset or does it happen earlier?
>>575988616these 3 are the ones i got with 9* stam so far
>>575989005Fall Runner, Right-Handed, Collab, Wet Conditions, Restraint, and Solid Steps if her Power is more than 1000
>>575989005unpictured: pace chaser savvy
>>575989254it happens overnight after midnight burger hourssame hour as semen retenton closing if you have ever been up during these
>>5759891256/9 bring your freshly made TT milers, you have been training new TT umas, right anon?
>>575988676I forgot he developed bone aneurysm by age 4 and cut his right front leg tendon by 5, it's a miracle the horse is, unless i'm completely wrong, the last one from the golden generation alongside air jihad
Rape is immoral
>>575989005>competitive will be guaranteed to proc.debuffers can be end
>>575989735With what sparks?
>>575989208
>>575989643did you know they're called rape survivors now. downgraded from victim because rape is victimless.
>>575989908>Debuffers need end closer A to debuff
>>575990109Mommy...
>>575989125resultsboyuma wins >independent learnerthat's a funny epithet, thanks for joining
what is the next must-pull banner? LH left me almost dry
>>575990343ramonu in november ish
>>575988814trigger sex
>>575987212>enchirito>nachos burrito
>>575990251>the double murmur nukeMy poor Uma...Ugh I need to start doing runs to try and get a decent Stamina/Mile sparkIt seems war has changed...
>>575989643brb looking for immoral umas
My eyes lit up every time I spotted stamina +12 in the shop menu. This CM is just so fucking brutal...
Dacchis help... If I build a PC with ddr4 rams and Ryzen 5, am I gonna regret it
>>575990624You have Vodka, use her BOFA and get at least 600 stamina otherwise you will die every time
>>575990343Ramonu in ~4 months
>>575990456correct
>>575988850fuck i want to vocaroo this
>>575990251>joined with a triple debuffer meme team just for the laughs and almost won with an autoumauh... game might be a little too unbalanced...
>>575990735>forward, marchshould've taken prudent or double circled stamina
Yep finished my one Ace run for the day, good luck holding to A+ danchou
I got 0LB Tachyon and 0LB Light Hello, what do? use pitty on tachyon and the free SSR ticket? or save the ticket since I cant get her to 3LB?
>>575990946Forward, March isn't a good pick? Would've been nice to double circle standard distance, but oh well. I'll be praying for decent lobbies regardless.
>>575991156pity on LH and ignore tachyon
>>575991156you can't use the ticket for tachyon
>>575991156ticket doesn't reach that far
Is this power too low?
how much of a meme is 1600spd? Felt like this run went pretty well, but..
>>575991156>Free SSR TicketThat only covers up to Maru Speed / Nakayama Wit, you are better off just use the pity on Light Hello
>>575991296The meme isn't your SPD but your STA bwo
>>575991296you have medium s and a green speed so it shouldn't be that bad, as long you bought gourmand and not only hydrate she can win some
>>575991243>>575991395I'll do this then
>>575991296I hope you have gourmand....
>>575991156>free SSR ticketbwo
Bed breaking baby making sex with Super Creek
>>575990738I don't think prices and inflation will go down anytime soon. Is that what you fear? Only chips seem to have gone down since the chip shortage.t. paid premium on my GPU and CPU during the coofJust make sure to pick a mobo that will enable future upgrades.
no one asked creek kunts
>>575990738Not enough info. Are you upgrading from a legitimate shitbox or do you want to run AAA slop?
>>575990738anything for umamusume
>>575990738>Will I regret buying an already SUPER dead platform?Yes, abso fucking lutely. Had this discussion with a friend some days ago, as he would really like to upgrade, but his only options are a 5800X3D, or upgrading to AM5, including RAM and a 7800X3D/9800X3DThankfully, because of his own intelligence, he decided to go with the latter. Not only resulting in a FAR more powerful system, but one that will last 2-3 more generations after the fact.Either you can simply fucking afford to buy bundles that have all 3, or you buy used AM5 shit and hope for the best in regards to RAM. Going for AM4 in 2026 is beyond retarded.
>>575991528Nigga is still dying with gourmand
When's the next free pulls?
where were you when grass hit dirt and medium S on the same inspiration
>>575991265Anyone...
>>575988794Drop the dirt racesYou know you want to
>>575992070Darley Arabian, hit this nigger with a comet.
>>575991265>>575992080Yes, LS and EC need way more power than other styles, you should aim for 1201 min so your uma can proc fully charged, should be easy to obtain with oguri 10%
>>575992153
>>575990738I have 2 more 8GB ddr4 sticks that I can add to it, but I don't need themyou only need a better computer if you have a screen that is higher than 1080p, with 1080p screens this runs smoothly for everything I dounless you want to self host AI or play badly optimized games in 4K you don't need a strong pc, and with parts getting more expensive by the second you have to ask yourself what you are going to do with your pc
>>575992228>1201 min so your uma can proc fully chargedwhat
>>575992035>When's the next free pulls?These banners apparently
>>575990740600 not counting or counting BOFA?BOFA is +200 effective Stamina if I can recall correctly If not counting then this is truly grim...
>>575991579
Got 2 teios and 1 turbo in 40 so I went for it anyway, very satisfied with these 200 pulls.
>>575992395>two months and a half without free shit
>The Lawson collab is unique because it features the whole cast, with 71 stores in the Greater Tokyo area each displaying large banners of two umas>There is one exception, though: Forever Young, who will be the lone attraction at the Nishi-Kasai location
I have grave news. It appears Autis/uma/ and Mambo will NOT derank this month
>>575992462The faster the uma the more stamina she needs to run. 600+bofa should be safe, if you use at least 9 stamina sparks in your parents it's doable.
>>575992070this one right here officer. hes the guy who stole all my luck
>>575991440>>575991528alright whats this memery that a 2k med needs crazy stam? dirt surely can't affect it that much. And yes, gourmand.. there's technically 5 recoveries>>575991487domoi tried borrowing NN just to attempt 3 wit, tho seems i shoulda borrowed new teio or sirius
>>575992308>You don't need a better PC for 1080p, only if you wanna do [completely irrelevant shit]I know that /v/ tards are tech illiterate but holy shit lmao, 1080p poorfags are beyond stupid. Reminder that 12GB is already dying hard, even for 1080p purposes, not to mention 8GB which is but a joke at this point.>hur dur badly optimizedSorry but some people don't wanna rely on 10+yo games only like your boomer assI love Uma Musume.
>>575990738I've been using that for about 10 years
>>575992617You gain back Stamina on downhills, this is a rare race without downhills
>>575992617it's a completely flat track so you can't save stamina with downhillsdirt also adds a bit more stamina consumptionand more speed needs more staminaand double debuffer comps being popular
>>575992513We'll get like 120 pulls for Ramonu so it balances out
>>575992828Are they 120 for Ramonu or "120" pulls aka 60/60?
What's a better use of the SSR selector, making my Fine Motion to LB3 or get a LB0 Summer Maru?
>>575992573What about Tamalove?
>>575992830
>>575992486MLB Teio is a good get
>>575992617It is a Dirt AND Medium CM, you know there will be some people just going to go Ace + Double Murmur and call it a day, so there's a good chance that your XOguri gets cooked if you face against two Double Murmur teams>>575992913Flat 120 for Ramonu>>575992919You got enough Carats to pull on the FM/Maru rerun?
>>575992937They are all the way up to rank 432. I didn't include them because Tamalove staying up is good news not bad news
>>575992643Last game I played was the Re4 remake and it was fine, but that's a good optimized game. Yeah, if you use a poorfag build you don't use it for modern gaming, but for everything else, it works.Umamusume as the kids say.
>>575992573/Uma/Club you know what to do
adopt her
>>575993059>You got enough Caratsi have like 150 rolls or so. Not sure if that is "enough"
imo this makes 3 pretty good-great events in a row. Which is both shocking and crazy because i consider all the other events prior excluding halloween pretty forgettable to downright bad
>>575982025>I dont care>clearly cares>cares so much that the smallest sign of conflicting opinions apparently invokes "I WILL STALK ALL OF YOU ON CHRONOGENESIS"Vattic/ting/neth, in case you needed it spelled out, this is exactly why it should not change
>>575993215>french teio>next door neighbor>flash is my mainsure, come right in, fucktoy
>>575993059eh every time ppl have fear mongered stam debuffers of all things it was a fat nothing
>>575993294Just leave tomorrow faggot
>>575974929I've been trying for months to get one (1) 3* dirt spark.
>>575993294>implying it wasn't one of those three who made the post you're replying toThey've been dreaming of turning that club into quotafaggotry for a year
>>575993294Why did you only namedrop 3 people? I thought Mambo had 4 Cucks
>>575993516One of the cucks left last month
>>575992761>dirt also adds a bit more stamina consumptionSource? And don't show me your ass.
>>575993294
>>575993597Cute Kiseki.
What was that one club that insta-exploded from the danchou going full psycho with quotas?from like month 1 of the game
I've had Creek in my auto deck for the past 10 runs and not once have I gotten Maestro, has anyone else gotten maestro on an auto Grand live run??
>>575993692Not complaining but what made them add so many Air groove related umas recently
>>575993746CUMA
>>575993785It was about time.
>>575993783I get it like half (?) the time
>>575993469You're telling me this nigger that was a bottom fan earner leech before auto was asking for quotas?
>>575993398Double guaranteed murmur is better than dominator when you just stam the shitters out.
>>575993885Go back to prior months for some giggles
>>575993683Do you think he came back since MANT is over?
>>575993658I made it up.It's power needed that is affected by dirt, I got them mixed up.
>compete my 7* dirt>also finally got this achievementThank you, based auto.
>>575993785Air Groove spawns are just good at racing. Multiple G1 winners to bootAdmire Groove clapped back against SiLs Triple Crown with double QE2Rulership won the QE stakes at Hong KongWhile Dura is DuraOfc there's more but you get the idea
>>575993443Rough, but I believe in you getting it while we're in half TP mode, trust.
>>575993885Yeppers Ting is Neth's girlfriend
>>575993783About 1/3rd of the time I get it.
Can't wait for Taiho.
>>575993885I know this is a shitpost but it's nice to see how many mambros are doing their best in the middle of the fan spikeIgnore the baitposts and do your best lads
>>575993717>Tachyon fell to her own hubris when turning her trainer into an actual guinea pig did not turn out as planned.
>>575994057kitaplap is such a fraudif duramat was still alive
>>575993692Which Grooveling is the most for (You)?
I love the Air family.
>11 dirt>2 front>3 medium>0% spd 10% witI am going to get raped by the game desu wa
>>575993885>implying it wasn't Horsemeat behind all those posts
>>575993941thats literally the same thinking as the past times but it never mattered because most overstam. Youre gambling in just a retarded hopeful way. Obvious gaslight is obvious.
>>575994431Currently it's Rulership > Duramente > Kiseki > Admire Groove > Air GrooveNot to say Aruvu isn't for you, she locks you down with a contract, but she's not overtly for you. It's real subtle shit.
>>575994068Meh. I hate this scenario so much I'm losing the will to even log in and do an autocareer.
Started a few weeks ago. What do i select from ticket? Whats the next big thing to look for besides the wit card in late 2026 and el condor pasta speed card in 2027
>>575993783The odds for chains to finish in auto mode are pretty bad.More pal cards/less SSRs helps a bit
>>575994576I fully admit that neicha has been a gaslight but I genuinely do believe stam debuffs will be deadily this CMpeople are -REALLY- under-estimating the stam requirements, even rooms have people DANGEROUSLY on the line, let alone casuals you get in actual CM matches
found blind bags being sold near my home!
>>575994437>>575994152the "sex gene" is strong in this family
Duramente is ugly
>>575994431admire groove has the longest ears
>>575994676If you can MLB Creek between selectors and her upcoming banner then she's good for the next two years as the BiS stam heal cardprobably nothing else worth using it on
>>575994761
incredibly sexy statline I saw on a pub room
Mambo will be fine
>>575994761its a hot swimsuit but i never really liked edits like this because its just a headswapthat isn't bourbon's body, my brain can't accept it
What's with the JPshit spam
>>575994890Your mother is ugly.
admiring her groove (groove means umanko)
>let's skip summer golshi, I just need to borrow for TT after all>all of them in chronodox list are shit
>>5759947322000m lol
fatty
are any /uma/ clubs recruiting...
>>575995051
>>575994576>>575994732Most can barely reach the stam threshold. If you don't bring a stam debuffer you allow greedy builds to get away
>>575994732it's a gaslight because the uma favored to win 90% of rooms simply ignores stam debuffsit's not that fucking complicated
Moments like this I wish I had spy accounts, I just know one of the Danchous in the loser clubs fighting in A+ was typing some cringe inspirational speech in club chat to try and encourage ever to do runs.Screen capping and posting something like that here would get me so many free (Yous)
>>575995228>>575975026
>>575995176yes a 2000m larping as the arima kinen because there's no downhillsNot to mention players haven't experienced what 1600 speed does to stamina spending yet
Teio wife!
>>575994009On second thought, show me your ass Doto.
>>575994732neicha ass...
>>575995465learn the rules gwochacho, huge tits means no ass
>>575990738The question you gotta ask yourself first, do you have any Games that you want to play at all that require higher PC specs? If not, there's nothing you gotta worry about.I'm still running my PC from 2020 with an I5-10400, 32 GB DDR4, and a 3070. Have no need to upgrade because I don't play any of the recent AAA games and the most demanding thing I play is FF14.
reallyfor realno jokesactuallyhow much stam for this CM?
>>575994576Heh
>>5759957311000+2 golds
>>575995731900~1000 and maybe a white or a gold if you want to be tanky.
>>575995763>died>still had a 5L lead
maybe I should record every race this CM and make a compilation of umas dying, that would be funny
>>575995284I'm in mambo, the source of 80% of club shitposting in this thread, and let me tell you all the cringe/drama that happens, uncensored:>haru sticker>sprint shoe request>haru sticker>sprint shoe request>Some faggot requesting tenno sho sashes>someone posts an ace or parent they've been working on and usually no one replies>haru sticker>sprint shoe request>brief CM/support card doomposting>some guy leaves or joins and one person says something>someone complains how club chat censorship sucks>haru sticker>sprint shoe request
Are you feeling hopeful?
I love Rice
>>575995972hey that is my club too
>>575995989is anime mcqueen usable yet?
>>575995731For Xoguri minimum 800 + 1 gold (plus the other recoveries for festive) and I'm not sure it's a wise idea to play around with racing stamina and risky business
>>575995972Post chat or you are lying
>>575996117they fixed her unique and how spurting works ages ago, she's still bad but you can use her
>>575996117phase>=2&is_finalcorner==1&order<=4&overtake_target_time>=1it's less fickle
>>575995989>no power2nd
>>575995972that reminds me i need to post the mcafe sticker for moralet dancho
angry meek
>>575996221GO
What else is Yutaka Take willing to do for Umamusume for the sake of horse racing?
>>575994676That's pretty good for a few weeks, Teio/Tach/Maru is a good core of cards.Probably Creek, but she's pretty rough to use until 3LB/MLB. Could always hold it for now.Besides those two most big cards are going to be style dependent for a while. Image for a rough idea
>>575996221oh the stamina thing is straight up GONE?
You may not like it, but this is what peak fengshuimaxxing looks like.I actually need to finish rolling for Tachyon so I can borrow a Suzuka to try this again.
>>575995972That's me complaining about the stupid fucking filter
>>575996305KIMI TO YUME WO KAKERUUUUUUU
>>575980515Well at least you have a club, every club i've entered ends up abandoned, and if i try to make one literally no one ever accepts invites
>>575995972that's every club since that's all you can do in chat
>>575995972Sounds about right, that's how it was when I was there too minus the sashes
>>575995972feels nice to be in an active club where everyone chats and discusses the game
>>575996305She almost gave me a heart attack>>575996368Also it's 6s x 0.35OG Mackie and a bunch of other girls also got 0.45 ults but in Mackie's case it has to be a long race for her to get that extra 0.1
>>575995972The filter is weaker now, you can actually call somebody a fag
>>575996550You requested sashes before you left asshole
>>575996580macky macky umanko snacky
>>575996673I might have, I don't remember
>>575996572I dunno how you accomplish that with the current club chat system, it's REALLY shittyidk how many times I tried to offer advice to someone complaining about somethinga.nd w.ro.te a s.ent1nce l.ik.e th15AND IT STILL GOT FILTERED
>>575996732I say this
will I ever give a shit about wit sparks or can I glue anything that isn't spd/stam/pwr
>>575996823Just like the races I hosted that you participated in too before that fateful day...
>>575996830discord
>>575994775john umamusume herself!
>>575997176Chud
umasumi
>>575996830We use our burner emails and chat on google docs /Uma/Club btw
>>575997387Umasumi, helios bro
Well?
>>575997387Umamusumi
>>575997118Of course I remember those, good timesMany CM trial rooms, many rooms that didn't even fill>>575997387Goodnight
>>575997420don't ask me about how recruiting works either I'm mentally retarded
>>575996830Y0UR 1337 5P3ACH 8W0?
Do I raise both med straights + corners to double circle or upgrade a single white like prepared to pass/all I've got to goldfuck fuck fuck
Remember when Mambo was so uppity that month since they shot up in rank.
Why are Mares like this?
wei
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuC3HeRPhx0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoXg_14rH30
THE IMAGE LIMIT YOU FOOLS
>>575996830Leet speak is more efficient and you eventually notice the most common filters.These days I just post one to three words with letters instead of a whole message
Mambros... first Tamalove and now Autisuma, of all clubs, is overtaking us... we will be the worst A+ club of July.......
>>575997784Don't doxx my favorite member!
>>575997784>had to scroll up that much to find a post without drama
>>575997784how do we know that bottom emote is haru? It's censored
besides doto which trainee WOULD post "CLEAN IT UP UMA JANNY" on umachan?
>>575996386>no even early lead from maru>maru didn't finish chainso sad
And here I was thinking I'd join Mambo next month
>>575997760The jpfags won't stop spamming their irrelevant whores
>2* Stamina 2* Mile>middest white sparks everKusoge
This was an intentional choice
>>575998013uh oh irrelevant melty
YOSH?
>>575998013but global loves an irrelevant character that jp players dislike, so it's fair
>>575998128Win the Arima, Urara-chan
>>575998036I'm tired of treating Haru like a daughter and not like the erotic mare that she is.
Here's an oddball question: what's your favorite racecourse in the game? For me its Nakayama
>>575998019I got you beat
Not having any downhills fucking blows, I hate this CM
>anti schizo and NTR show up at the same timeccccccccccurious stuff
>>575998226niggata
>>575998128>winning arima 4 scenarios later with urara's stronger altSOULLESS
>>575998246that fag is always stirring shit up even about his clubmates
>>575998230I'll do you one better
>>575998184JP players have shit taste and jerk off to over designed Uma who are forcibly for (you) when that shit is boring
do you guys actually talk in club chatwill I be expected to as well if I were to join an /uma/ club?
Didn't mean to delete
>>575998226Nakayama 2000m.
>>575998184>but global loves an irrelevant character that jp players dislikeI don't think Curren's fanbase is that big to be relevant
they should add a long dirt track BUT! its always raining with heavy conditions and everyone always gets forced bad moodits also the longest track in the game
>>575997928>they post something from the bottom>you just accuse them of posting it themselves
>>575997610Why did they kick all the mambo related members. What did they gain from dropping 300 ranks?
>>575998226Hanshin. He really understands me.
>>575998475no but ull be expected to join a discord
>>575998476doxx sama PLEEEASE don't post the most recent messages in chat it's too juicy
>>575998494Oh the fucking irony....
>>575998515It should also be permanently uphill
>>575998475I've joined my current club 4 months ago and have never sent a single message
>>575998476Wait a sec, something is different...
Shitpost idea:You take the rosters of all the drama-bait clubs, throw the names into a GPT of choice and have it make up autistic dramaposts for youtry it out!
>>575998226I'm currently 4-0 on Hanshin CMs and I would like to have sex with umas while they're on downhill mode
I have undeniable proof that the URA (and by extension Tracen Academy) is funded by Big Carrot and they are putting subliminal messages in the music and advertisement banners at racetracks in order to dictate market trends and get people hooked on their genetically modified garbage that is stripping the soil. I will be sending a 5000 page document package with video evidence to every news station in the country and will be uploading a digitized version to every platform I can find, and if I am assassinated just know you were like brothers to me /uma/
>>575998226Hanshin
>>575998702shut the fuck up i'm gooning to suzuka's beautiful flat chest
Shichi is a bad influence on my Luna....
WAHHH I WANT IT TO BE RESET ALREADY I WANT TO SEE THE DRAMA UNFOLD
Are any of these umas playable now?
>barely any flat line / quit but rank still dropping what to dot dancho
>>575998897they are in the game, yes
>>575998894What drama? You guys always say this at the start of a month
I don't care much for club drama actually
>>575998702>schizo hunger games club drama edition
>>575998696I like Umadols but I love Falco
>>575997610
>>575999015You're dangerously close to discovering the secret technique of dramafags.
>>575998897I've been trying to loop for skills to give to Cafe but auto-run hasn't been giving me much to work with
>Randomly post Top Road>Schizo drops the Mambo shitposting to focus on V postingI have been doing this for months nowWorks every single time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EZTXraMhaQ
>>575998325I tried rolling the inspiration casino with pre-MANT parents and it was quickly draining my will to live, and I'm using NYHaru because she has natural Mile A, so if the inspos don't play out, I can at least pivot into making something that resembles a TT uma.
>>575999176>not widescreenGAY AND SHIT
>>575999160you might need to post her more, club shitpositng is pretty high atmlike cap the images with her
>>575998894How about we break off from our clubs, steal the top earners, and form an entirely new club with a discord that only the best earners have access to?
>>575998184Yeah but everyone loves Teio
>>575999160I've known this tech for months now I personally stopped it because it got boring
We've gotta ration the images now until we hit 751
>>575999252>implying the game devs love her3 ALTS ALL SHITTY LMAO
Images?
MINNA
>>575998226Niigata 1000m
>>575999408I bounce like this
images are basically in line with posts what's the problem
>muh imagesThought I was on /vm/ and had a titty picture ready to make them angry lmao
>>575998986recruit better people
>>575999408Can you post Falco in the sexier idol outfit during Our Grand Concert?
>>575999534What are you doing on the multiplayer board?
I don't know if I have it in me to hold out for a Medium S Haru Urara.
>>575999160I might have replied to you a couple of times saying I wanted to have sex with Top Road. Sorry for getting in the way of your saving the thread, KING.
>>575998897Dia was always usable She'll be back for CM19 & 20The others will shine during Arima/CM20 too
>>575999607Just send her to the arima kinen instead gwocho
sports in the uma musume universe probably go extremely hard imagine how fucking incredibly violent american football is umas have a league of their own because they could probably turn a 6'1 male into a cloud of red mist by tackling themtrack cycling is probably insane because bikes most likely hit 90+ mphand on top you get the see cute sweaty girls in spandex or skimpy uniforms
>>575999740>turn a male into a cloud of red mist by tackling themgiwtwm
>>575999740>a society where there is a race of magic women who are SIGNIFICANTLY physically stronger than menI think it's safe to say that history in general would be WAY different in the uma universeLike, religions would have formed around certain women of the past if they had the strength to throw boulders and shit
>>575999740We had a biking eventIt was nothing like thatCygames hates us
>>575984012
How does 564 escapades look like when the skill triggers. Does it tell you which one it activated eg. the gold skill pops up on the skill ui thing during the race?
>>575999572I don't have that webm
>>575999812Male sports are the Women sports equivalent in the Uma universe
>>575999791
Well if we're going down, let me at least get this sexy dance in
>>575998897By all rights my Mambo should have won CM11 but Golshi teamkilled her.
>>575999894I think you see back to back the escapade followed by the gold skill it picked
>>575999740I dunno I feel like uma sports would have to be seriously regulated since even though umas are many times stronger than humans their durability doesn't really scale, so they could seriously hurt each other in contact sports.
>>575999958but deltarune is only like 5 hours a chapter, and thats if you're mega autistic and wanna see everythingvery easy to play with a full time job
>>575999950
>>576000031umamusumes should have a chance to get injured and die during a race causing a pileup and more deaths
never had so many dirt shoes before, go ahead and ask for them urara, I'll donate
>>576000124
>>575999740>>575999937>>575999846>>576000031The only official canon thing we know about the uma universe is that no war occured. No WW1/2 etc, so it's a fictional utopia.So not only would society itself be completely warped by the existance of uber-women with 10x the physical prowess of human men, but humans themselves have to be fuadmentally different in the uma universe as our innate desire to kill and hate must be significantly weaker.
>>576000154Why do umas love boysmell so much
Did you know? Topuro
>>575999958I remember playing Undertale 5 years ago and thinking it wasn't good enough to justify people losing their minds over
>>576000313Topuro a cute
>>576000298>why do woman love smell of people they like so much
>>576000294What about the Hundred Years War?
Adelboden wins 1st race (2YO Maiden) at ChukyoI finally have a winner among my POG picks
Inflation SUCKS
>>575999903Let's go Falco!!Let's go, Falco!!!!
>>576000348It was super clever how the game managed to remember so little details on your run, but I agree, the fanbase explosion was weird
>>575999958I like Deltarune and I have a job. What now.
>>576000313suki very suki
>>576000215
>>576000481
>>57600029490% of war stems from men's desire for women, so it's safe to say earth in the uma universe is just completely different since umas would obviously be world leaders and shit
Humans are actually stronger in the Umaverse since Gold Ship Torena would not survive the beatings he gets daily if he was a ningen from our world.
Estrella Bonita wins 1st race (2YO Maiden) at Niigata
Someone should bake with a slide webm.
>>576000546
Sex falco
>>576000298>genetically>compatible
>>576000643Is Pasa really that big
>>576000546Based
Taking requests for next OP
>>576000313Tempura??
>>576000313love topuro
>>576000298It's a tranny thing
>>576000546just put the fries in the bag
>>576000871>>576000871>>576000871>>576000871
NakedUraraDrippingUmanko.jpg
>>576000472>F4 kidcoward
>>576000656I think it depends on the scene and context, the anime comedy moments the trainer is made of iron, but then we have scenes like in the game, Spe had to force herself stop running on the player before she hits, saying the damage would be like a car running over
>>576001913>>576001913>>576001913
>>576001959retardbro??
