Previous: >>575974650>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Winning Ticket (alt) (3*), Narita Taishin (alt) (3*), Smart Falcon (alt) (3*), SSR Tokai Teio, SSR Twin Turbo, SSR Light Hello, SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Manhattan Cafe, SR Seiun SkyCurrent CM: Virgo Cup 2 - Ooi Dirt 2000m Medium/Right/Fall/Sunny/GoodCurrent Event: Wings of Steam and Steel, 1.5-Year Anniversary Celebration Part 2>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/9nwb91.jpg 07/12 - Leo Cup - Sprint/Right/Summer/Firm/120007/14 - 1.5 Year Anniversary Part 107/16 - Copano Rickey (3*), SSR Manhattan Cafe, SR Seiun Sky07/22 - 1.5 Year Anniversary Part 207/22 - Grand Live Release - Grand Live Smart Falcon (3*), SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Light Hello07/27 - 1.5 Year Anniversary Part 307/27 - Wings of Steam and Steel Story Event07/27 - Steampunk Narita Taishin (3*), Steampunk Winning Ticket (3*), SSR Twin Turbo, SSR Tokai Teio>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Summer Seiun Sky (3*), Summer Mejiro Bright (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
next jiggohttps://jiggie.fun/uX7C6T>https://jiggie.fun/uX7C6Thttps://jiggie.fun/uX7C6T>https://jiggie.fun/uX7C6Thttps://jiggie.fun/uX7C6T>>575985783mine says its fine you have a schiso av i guess
>its a tranny thingtouch grass, mongoloid
I love Luna
Damn Rice, beating me to the punch
Hey, (You)!The renowned, widely known club Autis/uma/ has ONE warm, comfy spot open just for (You)! Yes, THE Autis/uma/! Isn't that incredible?Unfortunately, one of our esteemed dacchis is retiring. However, that also means (You) could join our fun club!What we offer:>active chat>friendly dacchis>non-stop shoes>A/A+ gibs>a danchou who actually does something and cares for the clubInterested? Reply with your ID, or apply tomorrow in-game with /uma/ in your bio.Our danchou will add you as soon as possible after our retiring dacchi takes his leave!
Dream Gassan wins 1st race (3YO Maiden) at Sapporo
umarape
We should rush the image limit those threads are fun
Tachyon LOVE
You should play Deltarune
Laisu
>>576001179We did that one time and the next thread was filled with offtopic
Ramla Bay wins 2nd race (2YO Debut) at Chukyo
I gotta go pick up my little sister from the airport, can we wait a few hours to do more club shitposting?
>>576000749>wow trainer your towel smells nice>haha that reminds me I heard that you're more genetically compatible with people whose scent you like>by the way trainer do you like my scentWhat did Fuji Kiseki unironically mean by this
Can I get some more mambo drama
>>576001207anything past chapter 2 hasnt been worth playing dont lie to the people
laisu's buds...
>>576001319Idk I feel like watching them drop 300 ranks after kicking mambodanchou and mamboCEO is pretty funny
>New Condition: Slow Metabolism
>>576001301is she hot
AIEEEEEEEEEE FORGOT TO SET THE SCHEDULE BEFORE AUTO AGAINJUST LET US SET A DEFAULT SCHEDULE ALREADY CYGAYMES
Ho O Monopoly wins 2nd race (2YO Debut) at Niigata
>>576001330I really liked 4 and 5, 3 was a little weak but Tenna is coolumimusumi
>>576001317I asked my trainee this and she raped me while screaming that she marked me and I shouldn't be talking to other umamusume. I have no idea
>>576001319Ting Neth's gf or bf has been one of the lowest earners throughout Mambo's history and wants to enforce a quota
>>576001489hell no, looks like a trannyreal life sux bro
>>576001403
>>576001032*screams internally*
Any club willing to accept a bum like me?
>>576001519Umisumimi
>>576001586damni hate living
>>576001319They're officially our worst A+ club right now
>>576001553Every leader needs a lowly bureaucrat
I have done one single manual Grand Live run but I pretend to know everything about it.
>not even SS+>no TTL, Top Runner AND ConcentrationI swear GL nerfed all chain event chances just to make you buy those support chain + songs
I don't even know what fan gain is "good" or "bad"I just send oguri cap off to her 50th auto career and watch her come back with shitty white skills
Grandparent is ready
Jesus fucking Crust I hate you Luna niggers. Every fucking body calls their uma by their actual name even Mr Cock and Balls call their uma Mr. Cock and Balls. Meanwhile you Rudolf niggers are so insecure about liking somebody called Rudolf you have to use some made up tranny name instead.You are the most closeted faggots in this thread. Kys.
How is this for a grandparent?Or should I keep training her?
>>576001237SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX
>>576001403>Bigger than Suzuka>Bigger than McQueen >Bigger than Tamamo CrossHow does she do it?
I have done nothing but auto runs ever since it was introduced
>>576001681I have done three (3) but pretend to know everything about it
>>576001839Ulala wouldn't say this
>>576001804Oh hey I haven't seen this shitpost in a while.Anyways, 4 fractures.
>>576001681>click speed>click the overweight busty hagcongrats you have explained grand live
Rudolf more like lewdolf
oguri REAL name leaked.....
>>576001647Autis/uma/ is recruiting! >>576001064
>>576002005Stop doxxing her
Geo wins 2nd race (2YO Maiden) at Sapporo
>>576001908I'll do a few manual runs on my days off, but I basically only queue up auto runs and Team Trials at this point I'm still 7th place for fan generation in my club
Am I the only one who would absolutely demolish Teio's petite body and suck on her budding breasts?
>>576002005Hatsuratsu Capstein is her full name
>>576001671They will be the 2nd best A club soon, it's a cool title.
Looking at doxxgenesis the races between the two main parents matter too?
i only do manual runs when i'm ready to make aces
7 and i leak the /uma/cord
>>576002317I prefer huge meaty bodiesthe idea of my wife being a living pillow is appealingenjoy your petite sex teiobro
>>576000871Rice umanko making me feel good
>>576001908I do this and I'm in the bottom 50% of my club. I'm such a fraud
7 and I walk Fuku home gently, 4 and Fuku walks me home roughly, anything else and the thread is buttered toast
I don't wanna doompost but is it me or does this CM cycle have the worst discussion quality and engagement of all time....
>>576002820who gives a shit about CM
>>576002820>small Uma pool>awful stam requirements>xog debuff cancer at it's strongestHmmmmm I wonder why
>>576002005LEAKED tamamod REAL NAME
What's the next CM like?who's good in it?
>>576002921KINO
>>576002882blowjobs kinda suck but umas are so pretty when they're down there and close their eyes
7 and Shiraoki-sama frees from this diarrhea curse. Anything else and the plane I'm getting on gets covered in brown with no survivors
>>576002714
final doxx with Suzuka's real name.
>>576003126>>576002714I want a Laisu trainee. I want to be the only person in the world to support Laisu.
Cefalu wins 3rd race (3YO Maiden) at Chukyo
>>576003028The upcoming one? XOguriThe one after? Flower and XOguri (the latter with some tweaking)
The most sexual uma.
>>576003117Now that is real luck
I wanna goon to your favorite uma anon, tell me which one it is.
She learned what happens when Puppy stops fucking around
>>576003294>xoguri>in a milewut?No fronts? No Taiki?
jig>giejig>giehttps://jiggie.fun/uX7C6T>https://jiggie.fun/uX7C6Thttps://jiggie.fun/uX7C6T>https://jiggie.fun/uX7C6Thttps://jiggie.fun/uX7C6T
>>576003205Why can't Rice be real
>>576003205I want Laisu to be completely dependent on me and then be convinced into having Laisu SEX
>>576003149https://files.catbox.moe/p99gga.png
>>576002005>>576002921>>576003168how WOULD trainees react if you doxxed their real name?like you just called them that out of nowhere
>>576003417Taiki and Flower should both be really good, XOguri needs some work cause she needs to be End Closer for Festive to proc at the right time, but you'll see a bunch probably
>>576000294I am pretty sure that it was said in Rura's career that Rose Kingdom is a descendant from french umamusume that took part in the hundred-years war
>>576003117Crisis averted
>>576003117>Shiraoki-sama is not a scat rat
>>576003640>end AND spurt grinding on xogThat doesn't sound very fun
>>576003361Laisu in estrus...
New rule at URA states that a trainer MUST fuck and breed their trainee every time they win a graded race. Good luck, trainers.
>>576003829Time to use HER
>>576003862Gonna get down and dirty.
>>576003117idk if it was that lettuce nonsense but I just had the worse diarrhea in my entire life, it was so bad that by the time it finally ended I got a hemorrhoid which was extremely painful, absolutely goddamn awful 2 weeks, and obv doctors weren't an option since I didn't want to lose thousands of dollarsI'm glad shiraoki took mercy on you lad
>>576003829Yeah I honestly don't see her getting a lot of use compared to Taiki and Flower, but she's good if you can luckshit the stuff that she needs
Beau Decor wins 3rd race (2YO Debut) at Niigata
>>576003936sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>576002685Big Milky Pillows
>>576003589>>576003149
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>>576004194the thumbnail...
>>576003028MileKINO and ArimaKINO has all styles be good. Backline has daichi ruby pwr and Kris S stam, front line has nishino wit and Brian Blaze.
As the IBIS Summer Dash approaches (this Sunday), ExcelUma dancho is hosting yet another Calstone 1000 Stretch Race! Let's see which Uma is the fastest in a straight line.Bring each one Uma only. The race settings are random for both mood and weather. The race will start once all 18 slots are filled.66411553
If I had a dominator/keen eye debuffer, can't I just throw them into mile with the exact same results? since 654 would just proc dom instead.
>>576004247O-Oh...
>>576004194there's ZERO reason for her tits to be so FAT and EROTIC
>>576004260Nice, these are fun
cm17 status?
God i need to nut to umas. Post some hot shit
>>576004525idk how to make open aces in nunity/grandglue
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2083372237084921898
>>576004525Laisu is ready. But I haven't made anyone to be friends with her yet.
>>576004525Understammed...
>>576003992What did we learn? Never eat your veggies.
>>576004614>aug 25FRONT BWOS
I do not understand MANT at all. Thank god I can ignore it entirely.Unity > URA >>>>>>> MANTI'll see how idol is tomorrow.
Flatties are scary...
>>576004525I have done nothing for it yet.
>>576004614There are anons ITT that will unironically roll for THIS
Surely they will give Mejiro Palmer this next Halloween event... right?
>>576004296It's more consistent since keen eye is early race so you can only proc Dominator when 567s conditions are met
>>576004614>CM doesn't start for an entire week still>THE NEXT CM IS AT THE END OF NEXT MONTHWhy the fuck are we going to slow now?What happened to acceleration?
Literacy wins 3rd race (3YO Maiden) at Sapporo
Umas with a pegging fetish?
>>576004525Still making parents
>>576004614>cm is in a few daysit's over
>>576004912I'd make a parent out of Teio
>>576004665Brickey!
>>576004614My time is coming.
>already have dirt and two mile aces readyAm I seriously going to just auto-train for two months straight?
>>576004718i dont give a single fuck for dream but holy shit this scene would murder me irl, instant boner without fucking question
>>576004739Yeah, me (until she is 5* too)
>>576004718S-SEX
>>576004665bitch ain't got medium S either
it's crazy that sometimes horse's stomachs just explode and they die out of nowhere
>>576004739Digitan is my oshi but I'm not rolling for that costume. It's goofy and her normal version is stronger anyway. The unique animation is funny, though.
guess even 0* creek works for idtraining
>>576004614Is she ACTUALLY a front who can win sprint CMs, or is it more like "she does okay but still gets rolled by a well-made taiki/flower"
>>576005121Just pull her and put the base skin on?
>>576005121>Digitan is my oishi, but...She clearly isn't, otherwise there would be no but.
>>576004718
>>576004881Argentina mentioned
>>576005176she's a front that wins sprints (and miles?) until a better front gets released, her sex alt, and then dominates until bakushin is brought back from death
>>576005165>S+>"works"
>>576005281So we shouldn't forget Machan?
>>576004718Steigou, you're older than me... Also, you're a man. Stop being weird.
So the next ENTIRE YEAR of uma rolling is just>machan>blaze brian>kitasan white>neo universeand that's it? supports sound easy to save for desu
>>576005261
>>576005229...So I should run a weaker version of her with her base skin. What the fuck would I do that for? That's retarded.>>576005241and if you got her at all you'd know Digitan would approve of me saving carats for other precious umas instead of pulling needlessly for another costume for her.
>>576005381You should forget that whore this is a Karen general.
>>576005409>older woman that calls you daddyhot as all fuck
>>576005419no, it's whoever (You) want to roll forthere will never be another Xogurithere is never another human rights uma (unless you're a late main)you will never make a profit on rolling for umas like you do will for supports
>>576005475I would be able to forget if I had some Karen legs wrapped around my head.
>>576004643Rice is going to die
JPniggers really can't help themselves. They just have to fucking spam their irrelevant whores
Can we get a roll call for everyone that will roll on machan?
>>576005281>she's a front until a better front gets releasedso like, ballroom helios/calstone?that's over a year from now lol, like 1.5 years
The Yanko and Dorjia life-size panelshttps://x.com/UNCO83_/status/2083339705878536554
>>576005450I won 3 CMs with anime mcqueen before they did any of the changes to her ult, stop crying
>>576005363you know career rank is meaningless for a parent.. right?
>>576005419Anons post Helios every day but won't roll for her, calling it now.Same as yeppers, except Helios is actually good.
>>576005538Laisu will drain the hogs DRY
>>576005534>there is never another human rights uma (unless you're a late main)whomst?
>>576005281>she's a frontawww I liked her...
>>576005642lol no, SS gives better chances for stars on whites, the next step up is UE with a higher chance, so until we can do that, SS parents are a must, if you can't get there it can't be helped, but if you can, do it
Unnatamsa wins 4th race (3YO Maiden) at Chukyo
>>576005437
>>576005637no you didn't
>>576004614>next cm starts the day i finally MLB FM after playing it safe for 8mbitches
lol melty
>>57600426012/18!!!
>>576005762stegosaurus
>>576005661I've liked Helios since I saw her in season 2. I'll roll until pity if I have to.
>>576005642anon, SS is a spark boost, we've known this since before MANTThat's why people grind great GPs in URA, since once they have to grind GPs/Ps, they have to do it in GL... come on man, do you just not post here?
SAY IT WITH ME!S T E G O C H A D
>>576005450Fake fan. No amount of deflecting or "but what she would do" will change that you're officially a fake.
>>576005553fuck off and die already
>>576005642Bwo, you need to start looping wit greens...
>>576005675bwo you have groundwork how are you going to proc your unique
>>576005642
>>576004525Shut up Norte
How do we make the thread worse?
>>576005818
>>576005534>you will never make a profit on rolling for umas like you do will for supportsthats whale justification. Card rolling is miserable and just a pure dogshit experience. UMA ROLLING FOR LIFE
>>576005817oh, jantar's half-sis
>>576005898Don't mind me, just noting this down myself.Now if only I could figure out how to do proper parents in general...
>>576005921S T E G O C H A D
>>576005661>>576005883helios is good but vanilla helios is disliked because this general is full of frontfags and vanilla helios is better as a pace (but is very strong)ballroom helios will be the one everyone rolls for
>>576005176Her ult is perfect .3 accel on any 1200m track (a little late on 1400m but still good probably and too late on 1600m). She has TTL, groundwork, sprint corners and in high spirits (gold from guts bakushin card) in her kitIf a front can win, it's her
>>576005970the best vampire on hakuraku has both groundwork AND A&S. Clearly it's not a problem.
>>576004827>Ruby PWR SSR this quickThis is insane accel actually
next bread will be butter
Your Larp bores me.
>>576006112I mean it is a very strong accel
>>576006015i'm saying that you should save for human rights supports and roll for whatever umas you like, not the other way around
>>576006082>Stolen from xitter>Edited
>>576004827Retard
>>576004260this is a funny shitpost anon, I appreciate the effort on the joke
>>576006049>pick something that can do a billion races, like oguri or pasa>do all the G1s>Do URA, get racing spirit moves (ESPECIALLY) stam>aim for skills that your favorite umas like (like PP/DD for fronts, surge/etc for backliners)>once you get an ace with many whites you like pivot to GL (use proper cards to get SS) and pray>reddit spacing
>>576006246that's fair.
>>576005925ran her in too many cms to be a fakebut keep seething.
>>576005121>her normal version is stronger anywayIs this true? You might just saved me a spark. Time to work on the daily legend race then
>>576005761Stay Gold
I seriously don't give a shit about CM
I fucking hate all of you
>>576006365god you guys are weird sometimesstego came out recently in Jp, that is MULTIPLE YEARS AWAY for us, I thought you were gonna say orferve or something
>>576006276til, as ive never cared about making parents until IDT. Though, per the table, you'd probably want SS for grandparents too just to make their whites stronger. And higher chance to get the white in the first place.
Don’t create misunderstandings with your coworkers, Trainer!
>>576005176Who cares. Shes a cute Uma with a sob story. DONT FORGET THIS UMA ANON ROLL ON HER GODDAMNIT
>>576006234Any Late user that can't borrow her is going to be gimped hard this CMI thought she was going to release after but I guess not
>>576006421Because Orf is end
>>576006373cool man, keep doing your daily coin races and let us know how they go :)Maybe you can let us know if you manage to beat the daily legend race! :O
>>576006421you need to own stego to be able to make proper stego parents, her unique is locked on you owning the umait's cygays being cyjews
was shakur's seiyuu just not in the recording studio that day
>>57600426015/18Ulala...
Tamamo Choco Chip wins 4th race (3YO Maiden) at Niigata
>>576006505Half stam half speed sparks 2spd should be doable. But you better have 10% spd growth yeah
>>576005450digitan would probably slap the shit out of a trainer that rolled for her alt instead of another uma40 more days until i get digitan..
>>576005762she comes with most of the hassle of building a front gone, like vb/vines
>>576006219dont make me post images of my croissants and salted butter
>>576006605Awesome name
>>576006605>Tamamo choco chip
SEX SEX WITH SMALL UMAS
>[REDACTED] latched on to DigitanStick to shit umas please
>>576006373That's what they all say until registration day comes around.
>>576006276>>576006474Guessing this first step is more ideal to do manually or is there a good way to handle this in auto?For that matter, are stat spark rolls still a big deal or are they a bit less so these days? I remember the biggest deal at launch waa getting 9* parents and that shit was soul crushing.
>>576006219The drama will be so food
Suppose I'm making a Mayano Top Gun Grandpa, should I set the robot up in Unity or in Grand Live?Which would be better for sparks?
>>576006335Her base version is a great all-rounder kit that has a strong late race ult and built-in Superstan. Her Halloween version has a mid-race velocity ult, worse stat growths (lower speed and stam, guts instead of wit), and a worse Dirt-specific skill. I'm not sure how the full kits with evo skills compare, but at base her OG version definitely seems stronger and more versatile.
>>576006558doesnt cyjew start pulling this bs for multiple umas? I'll definetly stop running cms by them. I figure i might last to maybe around gentil release. I'd probably resurface for a few like verxina and wedding cafe.same reason im glad i got myself banned in grub, they started collab gachas shortly after..
>>576001976instructions unclear, spent the year ejaculating in her umanko and on her titties until the career failed
>>576006857Great Great Grandpa? URA or UnityGreat Grandpa or Grandpa? Grand Live
>>576006857Get the sparks you want from Unity first then go to GL
>>576006842this entire proccess is 100% autoyour great grandparent blue/pink doesnt matter, the entire goal for them is to have a big pool of good whites to pass onto the grandparent, and once the grnadparent exists, to the parent>great grandparent in URA (or mabye unity) (rank irrelevent)>grandparent in GL (needs SS)>parent in GL (Needs SS)
>>576006857GL for SS and also more SP, Maya gets like 4K SP, I like using this deck but you may have better onesDon't shy away of making her run 25G1s, she can do it and win.
>>576006914for now it's just Stego I think
It is five years too early for you days to be gaslighting about Stay Gold
>>576006842to my knowledge, maKing manual parent is actively worst on average now because if you have the aptitude, you basically always win races.
>>576006679next bread will be tamamo croissant
>>576006857Mayano gets uniquely high SP numbers. Personally, I have her running GL with parents and grandparents that have as many of the ignited and racing spirit skills as possible. It's very rare that I cant buy literally every single skill I want at the end of an auto run. Doing it on Unity is fine too, but I think abusing her high SP for a direct parent is probably going to yield the best highrolls.
SexSex with old umas
>Seiun Sky got summer alt because she won Sapporo Kinen, which is in Summer>Phalaenopsis 2nd place>Half anniversary stream in 3 weeks which usually announce new UmasThe leak might be real
>>576007053No guarantee we'll even be around by then, might as well get in our gaslights now
>>576006561I feel bad for the Shakur stans. Both of them.
CUTE CUTE CUTE
>>576007065It's still a tradeoff, but it's stats vs race wins. Auto will win literally 100% of races if you have the aptitudes at a certain level. But it's like pulling teeth trying to get over 1100 stam, and in Unity getting SS at the same time is surprisingly rough.
I am going to make a controversial statement: I actually kind of like Grand Live and it's giving me the best umas by far.
>>576007081>wanted to make more tonight, but it's hot as shit and I didn't wanted to further heat up my apartment right under the attic even furthertomorrow, maybe... god this shit is so tasty I hate it
>>576007216Cute
>>576007216!
>>576007410a trillion dollars later and AIslop still looks like slop
>>576007410HOLY SEXGod I wish I could generate lewds like this I'm too much of a retard
Million Crown wins 4th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Sapporo
>>576007029Makes sense. Guessing GGP deck should just be an assortment designed for getting lots of potential skills over anything else then?>>576007065I figured. I guess an idea for that GGP is if they're C or B in a race type, give them parents to push that up for better coverage.
>>576007410>slopaaand you ruined it
>>576007410AI is powerful...
>>576007091>>576007035I did forget about all the SP she generates, hmm.I was planning on running her and a mutant Air Groove as parents for a Mejiro McQueen who will be one half of my parent tree. And if I do stick with that plan, I would probably want to get the Ignited Skills. But at the same time, I wasn't thinking about the bonuses from having an SS for white spark reasons. Air Groove had to be done in MANT and had to be done by a robot so it was kind of hopeless to get a high ranking. Is my reasoning kind of sound here?
I'm seriously considering throwing this thing in the CM and just collecting participation rewards
I am going to make a controversial statement: I actually kind of like V and it's giving me the best advice by far.
Shitposting aside, I'm starting to get worried about my mambros, rank 460 with roughly 12 hours to go is looking a little worrisome...Y-you guys are going to do it, r-right?
>>576007662if you want to half ass it, use the bot to make an uma for you and use that
*sloooooooorp*
>>57600426016/18!2 more until the start
>>576007483it baffles me why people still save the really bad ones. AI has improved a pretty insane amount in the last year. quality animations are actually coming out even. There's some pretty pawerful slopmakers now
>>576007720>Shitposting aside>shitposts
>>576007410Give me this but have her hair down.
>>576007718He's always been helpful and far better than the staygoldtranny
>>576007720I just got back from the bar drunk af and did 2 auto runs since then
>>576007270I actually kind of hate GL and it's giving me straight trash.I'm going back to MANT.Manually.
this is so fucking unfair why are Yukino Bijin and Aston Machan in the same goddamn month
>>576007874StegoCHAD does not pretend to play JP and gave us cute ramen cutscenes at our requests
>>576007859>animationhardly, that world is still censored/paywalled to shitplenty of images though
Babymaking with Dasca
what does any/all/excl mean
>>576007902not getting either, but yeppers would be a pretty ez choice for me. Ashton came off as an annoying autistic asshole in the anni ep
>>576007895Retards can play GL, are you worse than a retard? Have you tried thinking?Come on bro.
>>576007990
>>576007934V plays JP and actually wins CM in graded leagueAlso stop calling yourself CHAD bro
>>576007995retard
>>576007902I have 4 umas almost back to back at the end of the yearthe best you can do is plan
>>576007995well its fine because she conquers sprint and mile forever
Nuke him again please, janny...
>>576008047
>>576007804I may be lazy but I'm not soulless
>>576007990I fucking hate chrono man, why is searching for parents on it so fucking retardedI AM NOT A PROGRAMMER I DO NOT WANT TO CREATE IF AND OR STATEMENTS JUST TO SEARCH FOR AN UMA WITH TWO SKILLSHOLY FUCK HOW HARD IS IT TO COPY UMADB
my daring gf tact
>>576008069Post proof that is not stolen off X
>>576007859>>576007483You can't simply fix bad taste. Some people just born without artistic ability and slop era exposed this aspect the most (by the ability to tell if something is ai generated or not). The only thing stopping slop from "developing" are those slop consumers themselves.
You only like Tamamo Cross because she screams at you
Just filtering 'stego' did wonders to me
>>576007660as long as you've got enough SP to get all the skills you want on the parent while also getting SS I think it's fine. My issue is wanting both of those AND stam over 1100, which is actually pretty strict about what you have to run to get it
Winning Ticket?
>>576008158redditranny>>576008251retard>>576008287same
>>576007035>Maya gets like 4K SPdoesn't everyone if you run a full G1 schedule?
Satono Gloria wins 5th race (3YO Maiden) at Chukyo
>>576008031I'm pressing the rainbows and investing in friend efficiency, but it's just not going well.
>>576008287how do you filter a single letter
GET OUT OF MY HEAD I LOVE MY UMAWIFE NOT YOU BEGONE
>>576003126um source
>>576008491dude that's Ai-chan's mom
won
>>576008031>Falcoposter calling a Bakushin poster retarded
Thoguhts?
Is Wit Bobo 2 a good alternative to Ramonu if you're a frontfag since they're so close to each other?
>>576008720skipping ramonu is a genuine brick, no if ands or buts
>>576008527Well I don't want to be Ai-chan's dad.... or maybe I do it's all so confusing
>>576008720yesif you skip wit bobo you're bricked as a frontniggy
>>576008272Tamamo Cross is cool
Love it when always starting to build another Uma for CM the first run always contains:>Mood down like 5 times>Kitasan/SSR Cards goes on a World Tour>Rainbow barely shows up in Summer>No Distance sparks>Forgot about Akikawa friendship/Getting enough fans to level up>Events never finishing>Contemplating at some restarting>Run ends with a pretty good sparks (somehow)
>>576008491I want to fuck the shit out of ai purely so I can fuck her mom at the same time>>576008548I wanna fuck the shit out of certain gold faggots just so I can fuck their dad at the same time
>>576008491Wow Rickey turns into THAT?!
>send oguri to the clanker>she gets the fat fuck debuffof course
>>576004614MACHAN
>>576008720both are required for GM so you either better roll both or roll for one and ancestorspost-GM bobo would be better if you're running 3 front every CM/LoH
>>576008808You forgot>grand live
>a vaugely usable PC is THREE FUCKING THOUSAND DOLLARS>not even a super good one>It's not going to get better for years and years
Is there a calc or something that will tell me which Uma would do better in TeamTrial?
>>576008720You will need both and since both banners do come with free pulls (120 and 80 respectively) you should start saving up then
Rickey does good in autos I like RickeyFuck you
>>576008938>a vaugely usableThat would be a pc full of USED PARTS, which are 100% cheaper than 3k.I'm very thankful I bought my 7950X3D+4090 when I did, I'm save for SO MANY years
>>576008491Prostitute
>>576004525Parents set up for everyone for Hog and Brickey, though I'm coping with some weaker parents for my secret weapon swimsuit Macky but hopefully I can still get everyone strong enough in this next week.>>576004614Eager for Machan.
>>576008943There's a tier list posted in the TT cheaters channel
>>576008428I'm not that good at regex but you could try this/(?<=\s|^)V(?=\s|$)/i
My dick hurts after cumming to umas all day
>>576004525got my 7* dirt parent for my deboofersworking on ryan now for digitan
>>576008943Your TT team is for oshigaming, play your favorites and send them there.
This is the craziest way to self dox yourself as South Korean
>>576009098I dont need a tier list.I wanna be able to compare my two Umas to know who would score higher.Such as these two Currens.Left feels like she might win more races, but right has more gold skills.
after learning about summer golshi mechanics I feel like the praise for her being this supreme god of TT was such a massive gaslightshe cant just use any gold skil at will, it has to be "on cooldown" and if she activates it without the move going off organically, then it's a waste of the ult
>>576008407Bue...
I'm going to say something...Bakushin has nice looking boobies.
>>576004614So like are the Halloween alts good metawise? The only Uma I've been hearing that's releasing next month that's really good to pull is the hag because of her Evo skills.
>>57600426017/18
>>576008943nyes>>576009261or SEA
Cheri Adore wins 5th race (3YO Maiden) at Niigata
Training Xoguri is such an unfun experience.>Lose if the mouthbreather does not activate her special.I already killed one run today.
>>576009358Which SEA countries have conscription?
>>576009261Korean conscripts can use twitter?
>>576009289You are supposed to take a skill that can't activate organically tho
>>576009320Shush.
Drama?
>>576008808>Rainbow barely shows up in SummerUp to and including MANT, I felt like this was the definitive deathknell of a run, but nowadays I don't feel so doomy if it happens. Maybe I'm just a shitter and the resulting sub-par runs are "good enough" for me, but the game feels more flexible and forgiving now.
What career is the best to train a debuff in? Grandlive or do I do Unity or URA?
>>576004614>August 5Oh fuck I still don't have parents.
>>576007567Scarlet mom...
>>576009441thailand and singapore
>>576009571>game feels more flexible and forgiving now>run completely dies if you get fucked by 1 of 10 different variables in GL
>>576009263a gold skill is worth 1200a white skill is worth 500unique for 3 stars+ is worth 2500curren on the left has 23 skills + unique, 14k base pts for skills, not counting that 3 of these are greens that are very situationalcurren on the right has 13 white skills and 5 golds + unique, 15k base pointsthe one on the right has a higher chance of giving you more points
>>576009263Right should have both a higher score potential and much better consistency due to fewer conditional greens. The easiest metric to use at a glance is, a gold is worth more than two whites.
>>576004614Oh CM after this dirt one is Mile?Fuck it I might aswell start training for that instead.
>>576009261Mandatory military service?when the fuck is North Korea going to collapse so that part of the world isn't a political powder keg?
Tama will not let Ogurin get away with it specially if she doesn't get Dirt S and Medium S
>>576009693sex
>>576009693
>>576009835CMs for this scenario aremedium dirt (skip)mile (kino)medium (megaskip)arima (lates lock the fuck in)sprint (maybe skip)mile dirt (maybe kino)
>>576009069Despite being infatuated with her for the past 3 days I know very little about her but she seems like a sweet girl and NOT a prostitute
>>576009481that might be good later but very few umas at the moment have enough skill points to learn EVEN MORE golds than what they get in their own kit/support cards
Mambo
>>576008491Damn! Ai-chan's mom has got it going ON!
>>576004614Yeppers is in 5 days!?! My stash is getting drained hard.
>>576009997>xog>xog>xog>can xog>og>xogHer game
>>576006914Why is Creek like this?
>>576010150it's hilarious how hard xogs fall off whenever she can't use trips
>>576009693why is this version way hotter?
>>576010150this is an og track, not a xog track
>>576008972is there a list of all free pulls? been looking for it so i can plan my pulls
>>576004614I have 6k gems, can I get a spark until maruzensky banner?
gomen danchou, I am currently playing an interesting game called Imouto Camp, therefore I won't be able to contribute today. Auto runs? I forgot.
>>576010182super mommy hormones
>>576010362maruzensky gets rerun 3 times and finemo is starting to fall off. if you're going to give up other banners for it, you're better off waiting
>>576010442I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will marry herI will impregnate herI will be happy
Extremely hot sex with Kawakami Princess
>>576010360my punny wife is so brazen today
>>576010350Start using this to plan your pulls.It has every free pull accounted for.https://umacaratcalculator.com/
You are wise to join Mambo. We got two spots
Extremely hot sex with Kawakami Princess's mom and grandma.
>>576010662lollmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHqkqRVazJgGET IN GET IN GET IN UMA DANCING
>>576010812cringe
>>576010462Don't have maruzen and only 0lb finemo, if this banner is not as good I can old for mr cb/super creek one that I don't have none of those either
>>576010662I'm leaving tomorrow so make it three
>>576000871Umasumi is looking for 1 memberAnyone want to join? Rules are the following>5 days of inactive login or 5 days flatline will be kicked>20 million monthly quota, AI training is your friend>Just do your best whenever you are available>No discord>No drama>Dont forget to trade shoes or else>Lets avoid burnout and enjoy the gamePut your ID here and put /uma/ in your profile when applying ingame
why do we hate mambo now?
>>576009924so cuteso sexxo
>>576010981Announce it in chat coward
>>576011091mambo club drama
>>576011091It's just Uma&Co shifting the hate
>>576010273This is an eog (End Oguri) track
>>576006373so you just log in and log outcool!
So what are the best SR Wit cards?I cant use Wit Agnes anymore since I got the speed one.Sweep, Scarlet, City or Sunday?This is for a Pace/Mile.
>>576004260One spot left!
Blue Jay wins 5th race (2YO Debut) at Sapporo
What are some rare uma goons.
>>576011351seiun wit = tachy wit > ikuno dictus wit > dasca wit > marvy wit > the restines wit may be good or maybe not
does club tallying happen at a similar time to TT reset or daily reset
>>576000871>>576004614Cooking up updated OP for next bwead
>>576011056>5 days of inactive login or 5 days flatline will be kicked>Lets avoid burnout and enjoy the gamelol
>>576011337nta but I play daily, read new stories and careers or do random runs during events or used to kill runs during dead weeks for daily missions, now is not needed thanks to autoplayI just want to enjoy the stories, CM is too try hard for me, just auto pick my girls and play on open leagues
>>576011527same time as TT tallying
>>576004260the Calstone 1000 is starting!
I probably should join a club finally. Keeping up on fans is so easy now with auto so i won't have to suffer a burnout so bad i flat quit the game again.
>>576011220what hate?we love umanko here
Anyone here keeping tracks with Umas you were jacking off to? I'm going to fap to El Condor Pasa for the first time
>>576011524>iguno dicktus wit
>>576011351mostly same as the other guyseiun is a drop-in replacement for tach but most people won't have herikuno is appealing on paper but the lack of recovery bonus sucks hardthe welfare wedding rice / 1st anni dia aren't too bad except for their shit priority
>>576011093Its a Taiki world, and we’re just Shuttling through it
need daiwa gf
>>576011785Kill her, Taiki.End her forever.4 and Fuku dies.
>>576011924what the fuck bro
>>576011924
>>576011924Owari da...
>>576004525Digitan: ready but could still be improvedMayano: readyUrara: I wish I could get Medium S
>>576009320Halloween Digitan's ult is basically Superstan that procs on a midrace corner and lasts for two seconds longer, pretty boring compared to base Digitan. But Halloween Doto is pretty funny.>Be fourth or above on the final straight>Increase your target speed while decreasing current speed of two umas in front of you and two umas behind youIn a world of 564 debuffer degeneracy, someone's going to do something with that.
>>576000871>>576004614dozo updated schedulePrevious: >>576000871>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Winning Ticket (alt) (3*), Narita Taishin (alt) (3*), Smart Falcon (alt) (3*), SSR Tokai Teio, SSR Twin Turbo, SSR Light Hello, SSR Agnes TachyonCurrent CM: Virgo Cup 2 - Ooi Dirt 2000m Medium/Right/Fall/Sunny/GoodCurrent Event: Wings of Steam and Steel, 1.5-Year Anniversary Celebration Part 3>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/kapy9o.jpg08/05 - Yukino Bijin (3*), SSR Silence Suzuka, SSR Smart Falcon08/05 - Virgo Cup - Medium/Right/Fall/Wet/200008/12 - Seeking the Pearl (3*), SSR Daiichi Ruby, SR K.S. Miracle08/13 - New Legend Races08/18 - Halloween Agnes Digital (3*), Halloween Meisho Doto (3*), SSR Daitaku Helios, SSR Mejiro Palmer08/18 - Days Flying By Story Event08/25 - Aston Machan (3*), SSR Fine Motion, SSR Maruzensky08/25 - Libra Cup - Mile/Right/Fall/Firm/1600>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Summer Seiun Sky (3*), Summer Mejiro Bright (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
uuuuuuuuugh
>>576004525>my auto'd umas are better than manually madeI'm not gonna make it...
>>576012204you fuckibg idiot
>>576012308bwo...
I want an uma wife
>>576011459do you know what happened to In One's Blood?
>>576004260and the winner is curren! thank you for participating once again. if I remember I'll be posting a stream for the IBIS Summer Dash tomorrow
>>576012583YATTA!
>>576012583ulala...
>>576012446Here
ew
>>576012473it got scratched right before the race, seems like Take was the one to advise that, can't find anything more about it
>>576012719Mmmm okay. NTR is now my wife
>>576012908another becomes V
Not shown is ura finale 3* which presumably doesn't matter for anything, but still.Am i actually kinda doing this shit right for a great-grandparent? I doubt the skills are that great, but I'm trying to get the idea down.
During first year, do you prio wit or speed for building friendship/leveling up facility?
>>576009319Right?!
>>576012908Congrats
>>576013043friendship while farming points off LH, while avoidling "dead" facilities, with a lesser priority on rainbows.
>>576013028yea but you also want to target key skills like umastan
>>576013028great great grandparent you mean, now that you have racing spirit stamina, borrow somebody who looped it too, and use both to pass the skill to the actual great grandparent using auto traininghave racing spirit stamina * 2 on all 3 umas used to train your grandparent is the ideal
Doto raped me...
Unalive FukusFalling from the skiesIf I roll a 4Fuku forever dies
>>576013139I mean something like - no LH around, 2 cards on spd 2 cards on wit - what do you click?
jiggie drophttps://jiggie.fun/uX7C6T>https://jiggie.fun/uX7C6Thttps://jiggie.fun/uX7C6T>https://jiggie.fun/uX7C6Thttps://jiggie.fun/uX7C6T
>>576013270
Why do I need 900 stam + 1 gold on a fucking 2000 (TWO THOUSAND) meter track Cygays
>>576013356wit, unless the energy is high or maxed, or if rainbows are in play. A small consideration comes in with where the lowest bond support is too.wit clicks are natural "stall" turns.
>>576013470because mystifying murmur
>>576013470Because you are running with 1400spd instead of 1200
>>576013470Downhill mode.
>>576013470Higher speed threshold, no downhill and debuff free-for-all.
Woman's Power wins 6th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Sapporo
>>576013104
>>576013630is that how NTR anon looks like
>>576013703Yes, but we don't judge here
>>576013703yeppers
Pregnant Dream Journey...
>>576013182Is there a good list anywhere for that? I'm assuming a GGP more wants general stuff for versatility like that, focus, etc, whereas the grandparent wants to get specific position/length skills and presumably parent runs can focus on stuff like uniques and particular greens and such?>>576013201Makes sense. Does this particular white mean i can more hope for different stat sparks then?Ideally I'm working towards pace sprint/mile to start due to oishi, but do want to get late and the other lengths eventually.Less really worried about "ideal" CM stuff and more wanting to be able to do my best in general. God knows my TT umas are massively outdated.
>>576000871"Rice, what are you—""Please." Her voice had dropped to something barely above a whisper, yet the single word carried enough power to stop you more effectively than any physical barrier. "Please let me do this. Onii-sama has been so patient with me. Onii-sama never gets angry. Onii-sama always says kind things even when I cause problems." Her hands, still trembling from the mess she had made of the team meeting room, reached up toward your waist. Protest might have formed in your throat, but before it could find its way to your lips, her fingers had hooked into the waistband of both your pants and underwear. The dual layers descended together, and the cooler air of the room met your exposed skin. "So this time, let me be the one who helps Onii-sama."
I know aislop isnt great but I do like pairing up some cute Uma.
>>576013145please tell me there is a part 2
>>576014121Moar?
>>576013998you want the skills throughout the line regardless
just finished my first ever grand live run for cm, don't know what i did but let's address the elephant in the room, sweepy and finemo (pow) were overkill, right?
they need to up the borrow limit, i legit dont wanna play after my 5 is up
>>576014093Uuuuuuuuh
>>576014160
>>576014173Yeah so it's almost all porn so I can't share stuff here.
>>576014093Rice wouldn't do this
What did Yanko's VA mean by this?
Is Lane Legerdemain even good?
>>576013998that particulat white is just good, it's a last spurt speed skill with a bit of a drain and is cheapyou have to plan out what you want to do because otherwise you will be looping for nothingwhen doing this retarded parent stuff you have to either go for frontfag parents, or everyone else parents, for frontfags, you first start in ura and get that racing spirit skill, then use it with a borrowed parent and get ignired wit from unity, and move towards a looped great grandparent that has racing stamina, ignited wit, groundwork, pp, dd, early lead, focus, restraint all the frontfag garbage to make grandparents to pass on the skillseveryone else gets that racing stamina, then borrow a looped parent with lots of uma stan, nimble, risky business, restraint, THH, and loop that until you have a great grandparent that has all these skills in their bloodline, and make grandparents with thatit's annoying autistic farming, only do it thinking you're farming fans for your club
>>576014528Good if you can get it to proc frame 0 late-race alongside NSM. Otherwise it's a nice TT skill
>>576014528No. You think they'll give you a good skill for free? What do you think this is? Unity?
>>576014416Hokko got her
>>576014528TT tier skill
>>576014528Good for TT and buffing your rating to reach SS in parent runs
I keep fucking forgetting to buy songs before early decemberwhy does it work like this? why? WHY? IT'S FUICKING STUPID
So is autisuma the only club recruiting this month?
>>576014528Evo is good
>>576010432No problem, I will just breed your umanko five times a day once you get back
>>576014775My club is internally recruiting, you have to join our discord.
>>576014775Mambo
>>576014775TamaLove too
Just trained this giant idiot for CM18.Are the stats good? Is this enough stam?Mostly just a test run. Only did it because a friend picked her.
>>576009709
>>576015020she needs more wit, like 500 more wit
>>576015020Missing 100 stam 100 guts 600 wit
>>576014223Ah, so ideally a GGP starts the line down. Guessing the end point being a sprint focused lineage (with the obvious universal stuff) and a pace focused lineage (plus universal) which can then be used for your pace sprinter?>>576014558Christ. Honestly I'd have given up fully if not for this being auto friendly.I definitely need to find a skill list and actually write shit down so I can track this better.Especially since I probably need a good spread of GGP umas for better synergy to have better odds of stuff actually passing.
>>576015069i just realised her eyes are opened this whole time
>>576015069But that makes you more appealing.Mom uma versus pump and dump uma.
>>576015069Scarlet mama
>>576015081>>576015193Okay so more wit training during the run.Yeah she was turning out pretty stupid and I just kept spamming speed instead.Guts and Stam not sure how I can get. I took pretty much every Stam bonus from the shop. So probably just need Stam sparks.
>>576010981post in chat you litte bitch
>>576015268>ideally a GGP starts the line downyeah it makes it slightly easier to spark skills on the actual parents or gps down the line. and with the universal non front skills like umastan and nimble navigator or racing spirit: stamina which everyone can use
momma umas
>>576015423for mile and sprint I just do stam sparks and bring 2 speed 2 wit LH and the last card is either another speed or another wit depending on growth bonuspower is a little hard to raise this way but it's doable with good RNG and lessons
>>576014325I love Curren!
>>576015357Scarlet mama!!!
even if I don't physically have to do it myself, looping great grandparents, or god forbid, great great grandparents, is simply too autistic for me.
the duplicate card storage is genuinely the most useless menu i dont even know if theres a reason to keep duplicates of uncapped cards and the SSR cleats dont even offer things that warrant wanting to cleat welfare cards
Do we think rulership is attractive?
>>576015803i meant capped cards*
>>576015817She looks like Chevacchi so she's automatically attractive. Too bad her personality is rotten.
>>576015817YesI find her enjoyable as a character and the groove genes are very powerful
>3* blue 3* pink>it's speedkill me
>>576015568>>576011121No thanks do not want to get kicked by a petty club before gibs
>>576015817
>>576015997Gotta go fast!
if you get Night Owl in GL you genuinely have to no choice but to kill the run instantly
>>576011924where the fuck is shiraoki's protection now, you orange little shitKEK
>>576015775Looping is pretty much a 2-in-1 package with doing fan runs for your club as well. With this information I come to conclude you are a flatliner
How bad is it to replace Maru with someone like Maya in the Oguri, Pasa, Maru, Digitan loop?I'm finding Maru is very inconsistent with getting SS
>>576016006You cant because you aint a mambro or worse a little bitch with no balls
>>576014262can't the ningens fight back at least?
>>576016126if you can get Maya's dirty aptitude to at least D, she's good
>>576015817There's not a single person in the groove-line that I wouldn't fuckESPECIALLY Air Groove
>>576015931More like she's spoiled rotten haha
>>576016178humans, especially human females, cannot win against uma musume
>>576016126if you have enough dirt sparks to run dirt it works but you wont get dirt sparks
>>576016124my crew has actual flatliners though
>>576016264Teios so tiny you don't really need to censor them...
I wish Cheval Grand is my wife
>>576015817hahaha
Life Is Colorful wins 7th race (3YO Maiden) at Sapporo
>>576016372Then you definitely belong in the same club as him
>>576016110If you fail training, if you don't get the right song, if you don't get good friendships early, if you don't get LH date, if you get night owl, if you get migraines, if you don't get distance S, if you get anything at all, YOU have to kill the run early
>>576000871Now that free pulls overWas wasting 400-600 pulls worth it on the worst scenario that even JP hatedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rp7D443W3eM
>>576016739I will kill "jpfags" for telling me to sit through MANT promising me Grand Live will save the game
>>576016739Every scenario is the worst scenario to you fuckers.
>>576016739>wasting 400-600 pullsI didn't do that though? I MLB'd both cards in one spark
>>576016632if you say soFor what it's worth, I'm willing to farm my grandparents, but that's as far back as I'm willing to go.
>>576016370>>576016220I can only get her to D dirt and C mile without borrowsis that enough to win dirt mile g1s?
>>576015617Makes sense. I guess the last thing for now is does having the maxed level of those two level skills (most greens, [position] corner, etc) give a better chance of being a spark like having the gold does?
Brown
orenji
>>576017009yeppers, give her the 25G1 Maruzen schedule
>>576017018Responsible Teio mama
>9* stam parent>fuck all whitesFUCK
>>576017092I'll give it a try thanks
>MAMBOGEDDON>MAMBOGEDDON>MAMBOGEDDON>FOR REAL THIS TIME>FOR REAL THIS TIME>FOR REAL THIS TIME>SURELY>SURELY>SURELY
>>576017121
>>576017018Teio mommy
TEIO HATE
My work colleague is crazy distracting
Does Brian's arc in the main story ever get good or can I just skip all of it
Tamabros we are so back
MANT is still the worst because of how many times I had to see "After Repeated Races" followed by "Skin Outbreak". I'll take GL over that any day
>>576017059i think its like something like 5% extra chance for double circle and an extra about 2% for every instance of that skill between the parents/grandparents
FUARK
So what are we doing this Friday night?What are you guys listening, watching, playing, learning?
Brian has arguably no good adaptation in umamusume franchise
Adapting my penis into Brian's umanko
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>>576017693Doing last minute farming for clubdacchis and no bf means I'll spend all night watching youtube or maybe playing another game
>>576017665>"After Repeated Races" followed by "Skin Outbreak"You never played MANT
S C Victoria wins 8th race (3YO 1Win ALW) at Sapporo
>>576017460Mummy...
>>576017678Ah, so grab one level and then max after everything else if any points remain.>>576017693>learningDefinitely a lot of that.
>>576018013I did though, it was absolutely misreable. So many times shop RNG decided to fuck me over with no carrot grill or only silver hammers instead of gold and with so many rival races happening, I was bound to run into that event, even more insulting was the times RNG decided the very next turn, before I get to do anything at all, forced mood down from Skin Outbreak
>>576017018how the hell can you tell it's teio and not rudolf?
>>576017665at the start of MANT I didn't give a fuck about my umas racing in awful mood or doing 7 races in a row, by the end of MANT my schedules were real clean and that didn't happen anymore, you're retarded
What's the god damn secret for grand live? Is it just to spend as few tokens as possible at all times? 20 god damn runs and even with a blinged out deck I can't get shit worth using.Is it just parent quality? None of my god damn chains finish, Light Hello is drunk behind a bar all scenario and won't give me money, and I burn through borrows faster than clocks in MANT.I miss MANT. two runs of MANT made a group A ace. 10 runs of GL makes absolutelyfuckingnothing.
>>576017693>listeningalcest>watching10 year last stand>playingUmathen Mass Effect if tp runs out>learninggonna try the first verse of 26 is dancier than 4
kingu wuv
>>576018182You manage your tokens and buy the correct songs. Thats it.
>>576018182>two runs of MANT made a group A ace. 10 runs of GL makes absolutelyfuckingnothing.the first part of your post is absolte skill issue but this bit is so real, making a competitive GL uma requires a lot of RNG to go well, hence making your own parents being a must
>>576018245sex
>>576018173Pro uma players raced it down 7+ in a row junior year thoughneverbeit
>>576017693>listeningcity pop cover of old games>watchingleft gccx running on the tv while doing other stuff>playingreading fate go summer event>learningnothing!
>>576018416that was me, but then I added a hole in the middle of that and got consistently better umas
The only thing I'm pulling for next month is machan
>>576018585my wife
>>576017693I'm deepdiving on old RTS I could never quite figure out as a kid and clearing them on maximum difficultyI'm done with AoE2 and AoM, gonna start SC1 and 2 now, dunno what I'll play after that
What would you change in this deck to get constant SS rank?
Since Gold City has OYL already should I still use NN wit or bring something else?
>>576018350I don't see how not rolling the Friendship bonus and skill point bonuses early enough is a skill issue. If you aren't constantly getting rainbows you just won't have the tokens to buy what you need. MANT tokens were always the same. I daresay MANT was 80% a skill check of knowing how to manage coins and what items to buy and when. This is just pray that the lessons didn't use up the coins you need for songs and you hit multiple turns of rainbows in a row.I feel like everyone was gaslighting me. Sure MANT took an hour but everybody that says "oh you can just end a run after junior year!" Forgot that it still takes time to get there.And god forbid you don't have every single meta card because I can't imagine this shit without them. I made MANT decks for friends that were mostly SRs and they still won their Champion's meets. This scenario just feels like ultrawhale territory cardwise.
>>576018726You should use the SIrius wit.
>>576018679take out dia on a date to distract her from interfering with trainingthen add a speed card. if no kitasan, either seeepy or the new pasa you MLB'd from the free pulls
>>576018726MLB CB is a huge stat stick
>>576018726
Is there a deep lore reason why Girls Legend U from Grand Concert sounds like the theme song you hear when you start up Umamusume?
>>576018952it's the same song
>>576018770>>576018810>>576018836So what would you suggest the last two be then? I can borrow CB but I have no other SSRs besides Creek and all the free ones.But got every SR.This would be for the Mile CM at the end of the month.
NN or Sirius Wit is better?
>>576018952It's the same song
>>576017943>No bfYou could still watch youtube with someone else.>>576018245I had to look up what 26/4 is. That was a nice song.>>576018441>F/GoDid you pull for Ciel or BB Dubai? I personally burned all on NP5 Ereshkigal>>576018675I'd recommend Command and Conquer series, my favorite as a kid was Tiberian Sun, I remember I loved the Nod Cyborgs shooting from their arm cannons, they were badass. Later I started to love Red Alert 2 and played a bunch of LAN games with my father, good times.
>>576018952Smartest Falco poster
>>576019054>Did you pull for Ciel or BB Dubai?yeah, this years pulls were pretty good managed one copy of each and np2 eresh
>>576018987>>576019014Is there a deep lore reason why the opening theme of Umamusume is the same song as the song Smart Falcon, Mihono Bourbon, Silence Suzuka, and Agnes Tachyon wrote in Grand Concert?
falco shut up and bend over
>>576019001do you have the SR eishin flash speed card? or the Vodka SR speed card? those are cool, if you borrow CBif you want better stats use sweep tosho SR
>>576019209It's the same song
>>576018952It's also the gacha screen song
>>576019209Falco opened the Umamusume app on her phone and thought it'd be cool if the opening had lyrics so she wrote them
V is getting uppity these days
>>576019209Falco is a hack
>>576019254I do have both Flash and Vodka SR Speed. Which one is better choice here?Also which Sweep? The Wit or Spd one? Borrowing CB seems fine but theres also SSR Taiki who has some good Mile skills, would Mile Maven even work well on GoldCity?
>>576019209Falco is the main character of Uma Musume: Pretty Derby
>>576019486he needs another nuke collage
>>576019209Three Goddesses beamed it into their brain
falco less yapping and more stretching
>>576019535Taiki is the best card you can borrow, if you can get high wit with FineMo and a surprise wit card
>>576019623Can I pray to have sexy images of Darley Arabian beamed into my brain too?
>>576019619They are already calling that AI and fake
>>576019730They (singular)
>>576019535can your gold city get into top 5 during midrace? if you're late you don't use mile maven
huge
>>576019661Well I can slot in any SR Wit card (or free SSR).But just started a run using this. But i'll try Taiki with a SR wit next.Any suggestions on which SR wit?
>>576019669nyo
is there a resource to see which characters have vocal tracks for which songs?
>>576019846On my hand and knees BEGGING for just a WHIFF of her LEGENDARY brown umanko, completely converting me into an umankopilled individual, unable to derive any pleasure from ningen pussy. I would start a holy war for my queen as proof of my faith.
How the fuck do I get I Wanna Win With You what the fuck
>>576020015This should show them allhttps://snep.pw/uma/mixer/make-debut
>>576020174thank you!
>>576020090need 18 or more songs before senior dec
I glued 17 runs today
>>576020262danchou is going to like that
>>576020262I love Grand Live!
>>576020090You need to buy 18 songs before the Late December senior year turn, that means before you do anything on Early December, make sure you buy the songs before the next turn in which Arima Kinen takes place, otherwise Light Hello will give you the shit version of Girl's Legend U
*contemplates*
>>576020090you have to have 18 songs BEFORE light hello gives you Girls Legend Uit's not intuitive
>>576020339she also gives you a hint of the white after the senior year summer concert if you have 15 by then
Saturday Sunrise wins Kushiroshitsugen Tokubetsu at Sapporo
stupid sexy cartoon character...
is there any benefit to doing manual MANT runs instead of auto?
>>576020519Faster, easier to get SS
>>576020519SS umas with TS Climax sparksjust use your borrows why would you play MANT willingly
>>576020519Rival hints?
>>576020519Completionist titles?
>>576020519the bot sucks at the shop. MANT is the worst autoplay career unless you're doing fan runs, but even then you can use glowsticks to get more fans manually
uma more like sex
Super Creek pulls out her unwashed futa cock and invites you to worship it
sex with kingu specifically
I will NOT run xoguriI will NOT run debuffersI WILL take my group A finals 3rd placeAnd I WILL be happy
>10%
>>576020501>swimsuit, gloves and thigh highseven if it's AI I approve the combo!
>>576020952Do it.
>>576020817>group Aanon...
>>576020952bwo your power
>>576020817your only chance to get into group A is bullying newcuties
>>576014093Rice would DEFINITELY do this.
The fengshui has been really good this run>>576021117I still have the whole senior year left
I can't believe I'm taking physical notes for this game right now.
>>576020319Whats she thinking about?
>>576014772Hokko's FAT TITS
The free rolls are now finished right? I ended up having to spend for 100 rolls just to complete the second spark and ended up with 3* Tachyon and 3* Hello
Maybe i misunderstood what Light Hello is all about...
>>576021327Yeah that was it
The pungent smell runs through your nostrils as she pulls your head to the tip. A soft kiss breaks the silence before your mouth is forcefully filled with the delightful taste of her member. The salivating tongue offers a sticky balm in adoration, resulting in Creek pushing you on your back and spreading your legs. She refuses to climax inside of your mouth.
light hello more like sex
wow anon why didn't you spend your passion tokens, why didnt you buy the free stamina stats
>>576021248sexual misconduct
>>576021248she's thinking about ______ you
>>576021367>cosplayer with fat tits, fat ass and fat thighs>look further>disgustingly fat belly, and average face further degraded by having disgustingly excess chin and neck fat
>>576021789drop the link
>>576021789>fat girl is fatwhoa no way
Just a bit over 11 more years until we're caught up and can enjoy the same content with JP, bwos
>>576020316>>576020238Any tips? I tried looking up on reddit and they said>There's also a trick where after buying three songs for the junior year concert, you buy all the miscellaneous lessons up until you get to choose a song again. And then, because there's a set pattern of how many of these misc lessons you have to buy before getting to pick a song, this first song from classic year also counts as a "lesson" and gets you one step closer to have the next batch of songs cycle in. Dunno if I explain this very well, I learned it from Victoria Frontier's Tachyon pulls livestream.
>>576021906I'll be enjoying my share of extreme foresight for quite some time then, good to know.
how many more years can we expect before EOS
>>576019001Creek should be goodIf your Shichi ends up a powerlet replace sc for Jordan freebie
>>576021367I've seen this bitch's cheesy pussy
>>576021906I'd say we should go faster but there probably will be a bajillion people going "NOOOOOO I DON'T HAVE TIME TO PREPARE PARENTS 7 GENERATIONS BACK AND THEN FARM A LITERALLY PERFECT ACE AAYEEEEEEEEEEEEE I CAN'T COMPETE CYGAMES SLOW DOWN NOW!!!!!!!" so it won't happen
>>576021906I don't think I'll be alive in 2037
>>576021906Slow and steady wins the race
>>576019054Oh yeah I used to play C&C with friends, maybe that's why it feels kinda hollow to play solo but I'll have to replay it and see if the magic's still there
>>576022087go kiss your sister doomfag
We fucked
how many more years until i can have a meeku sex bot
>>576022343At least three fiddy
I'm going into MANT manually for the first time in months, wish me luck bros
I'm hungry
Inubono Utagoe wins 10th race (3YO+ 1Win ALW) at Sapporo
>>576022160well? we're waiting. who?
hai~ haaai~
>>576021852>>576022485https://x.com/ggs_cos/status/2083283333648199747?s=20
>>576021635>>576021692Huh!?
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>>576022596Why is this uma so erotic?
>bourbon refused to ever go on witsigh... never lucky
>>576022737is he really though
>>576022629f-fuck...
what exactly do you get on Grand Live when you finish with director's high friendship?
>>576022739copa copa
>>576022787>he
>>576022787Yes.
>>576021906I just want to survive until L'arc and Gentildonna...
>>576022816Onsen event with the Director.
Should I even bother with trying to run FR if I can't get stam Palmer?I don't have Summer Maru card but was considering using the 1.5 ticket for it but now that I think of it TTL is too important to pass and maybe I should just get a Mr. CB if my Palmer pulls are awful and can't get it with my 3k caratsAm I crazy or is this sane reasoning?
>>576022897>has
I need a Nishino Flower parent for CM18 right
>>5760228161. RNG that she shows up on the trainings you want2. Completing goals3. Having to click the top option when the game wants you choose between spending energy or recover some energy after trainings You only need green friendship before the Fan Fest
>>576023014>no
>>576023014>no cock
>>576022985you can borrow stam palmer, get SMaru with the free ticket, surely you have better wit cards than wit boutbon>>576023037you don't need her really, you gain nothing with leveling up your ult, but you get skill points if your friendship with akikawa is not green
>>576022985bee urself
>>576019835Well this was a disappointment.>>576019828Probably not? I mean theres always a chance but who knows. Thats why I wasnt sure about using Taiki speed.>>576022142Is Creek even worth running for a Mile? I mean you only need around 600 Stam right?
Snappy Dresser wins Okehazama Stakes at Chukyo
How much stamina and white recoveries do I need to compensate for no gold recovery for a front on this CM?
>>576022985stam palmer barely sees play, most front enjoyers aren't touching that banner
>>576023037>>576023160oooh, you need her for the skill level up in the fanfest? I really didn't know, thought it was amount of fans
>>576023068>style
>>576023239pretend it's a long at that point
>>576023289it's both>>576023259your smiling oguri?
>>576023259did you play jap
>>576022596Tell me about Seibun's eyes. Why do they have a laser dot in them?
>>576023419cat = laser pointer
>>576023427>how it feels to gas out
Sky on my thigh
>>576023332So how much stamina and white recoveries?
>>576023451tarumanko
>>576023451sniff
Taisei Princesse wins Tsukiokaonsen Tokubetsu at Niigata
>>576023602around 800-900 and 4 whites
I don't know what CM stands for
Gold City feet tapping angrily in my kitchen as she waits for me to sign the divorce agreement so she can leave this dump that reminds her much too much of the bad old times and just get on with her day as she continues to build her new, better life without me
>>576024026Central Midfielder
>>576024026Cock Meat
>>576023427How are they getting the horse position map in the bottom? Are there trackers in the horses and sensors all around the track?
>>576024026Curren-chan masturbation
>>576024026competitive masochism
Today is the death anniversary of Matikanefukukitaru, died 6 years ago at the age of 26>They say that he went to the pasture on that day, lay down for a nap, and passed away while he was sleeping.
>>576024305sex
>>576024026Cummy Mummy
>>576024026Cafe Manhattan.
>>576024305
>>576024141probably something on the jockey, a tracker yea
>>576024370Because I want to cummy inside mummy or because mummy is good at wringing out my cummy? Both apply btw
>>576024305the fact that its the anniversary makes this post >>576011924 much more ominous (and funny)
>>576022739deck? should I run licky pace or front?
>>576024305I wish I could lay down for a nap and die7
Tallying begins in 1 hour, club status?
Yo Hin wins STV Sho at Sapporo>Fujita horse
>>5760243057 and in heaven6 and in hell
>>576024861Auto exposed the real leeches of my club. I hope they get kicked.
....
>>576024861I've been averaging like 7.5m fans a day grinding auto parents, but club has been dropping places. Danchou upped the quota.
>>576024861saved
>>576001913>>576001913>>576001913
>>576025224>>576025224>>576025224
>>576025205Bro why didn't you use the updated OP you absolute faggot?
>>576025251that was made like 5 hours ago
once again with feeling
well both are dead
this is the end of umamusume general
uh oh
use the image slots before baking
Stop making trouble for our senpai...
>Even killed the /jp/ threadWhat did you niggers do?!
kek they purged /umajp/ too
>>576015817In the sense that if I babysit that bum i can ask for air groove paizuri thats very attractive
>>576025504>>576025504>>576025504janny pls don't kill this one
>>576025405Dia-chan's sinful breasts....
>>576025501To be fair, no gacha needs two separate threads.
umamusume got too uppity...
umaJP bros.....
Hawaiian Tiare wins Toyohashi Stakes at Chukyo
>>576025558This one is built different and the other gachas are chinkshit that suck dick
>>576025558Tell that to /fgog/ and /alter/
not even page 10 bros, calm down
>>576025558tell that to fate and alter
>>576025643>>576025751I stand by what I said doubly so for them.
One extra image used.>>576024861Half my club got reinvigorated with auto, the other half didn't. We have a bare minimum of 10m a month from danchou and one member didn't even hit that. He is swift with cleanup, so hopefully next month we get a new slew of members and help our club go from B+ to A
I want to fuck my trainee until we both pass out from exhaustion
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