Pakalive Dash Vol. 5 can be watched here: https://youtube.com/watch?v=pcDZ5Dod8Rg Previous: >>575212937>Game NewsCurrent Rate Up:Seiun Sky (3* Alt), Mejiro Bright (3* Alt), Almond Eye (SSR), Kiseki (SSR)Story Event with Fusaichi Pandora SSR card currently underwayPakalive Dash Vol. 6, 5.5 Anniversary will premiere 8/22New KFC collab campaign with Red Desire SSR card will last 8/12~9/30New Evolved skill for Narita Taishin (Mecha)Legends race w/ Calstone Light O and Durandal will be held 8/9Full Details: https://umamusume.jp/news/detail?id=3377LoH Classic will be held 8/14, Kyoto, 2000m, right, summerCM Mile will be held on September, Tokyo, 1800m, left, good, autumn, sunnyCM Classic will be held on October, Tokyo, 2200m, right, good, autumn, cloudy>Tracen-ken Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/19VgqFGEJgkX2T5dWCNgx8JnVm_PkuFLg0y9pJ2OnyF4/edit?usp=sharing>IP News>7th Event: WORLD TOURLos Angeles - NEXT 10/22~23Pre-Sale Info:https://www.axs.com/jp/series/33833/peacock-theater-umamusume-pretty-derby-tickets?skin=peacockLondonSeoulYokohamaTravel Pop-Up Store:https://travelpopupstore.umamusume.jp/>Thread Circlesウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst>/uma/ monies derbydacchi.gudnight.fyi>/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)Register here: >>569152246Season 4: https://pog.netkeiba.com/?pid=tool_group&group_id=108301Season 5: https://pog.netkeiba.com/?pid=tool_group&group_id=116385>Cygames WebStore allows you to buy jims on any devicehttps://webstore.cygames.com/umamusume/>How to link your Cygames IDhttps://support.cygames.com/faq/applink_umamusume
Pay attention to the fucking thread name.
At least we're free from the Spe OP...
What in the hell just happened
Hiro seriously needs to do something about these fucking jannies.
>>576025975Globalshits made a new thread, one of them linked to our thread at the same time, so the jannies just threw all the babies out with the bathwater
We should just keep it as ウマ娘 from now on.
>Rijicho shows up for monthly ticket>issa dupe>Roll once in main pickup>LuckshitGAWD
>>576026617Implode
I don't know why, but I didn't expect them to add new voice lines to the final live event in Grand Live. Now I'm tempted to go back and train more girls to hear the new lines.
>>576026225i dont think global linked jp but it made 2 threads and then jannies deleted 3
>>576025875What's wrong with Spe
ウマオオオオ has 3 slots open. The quota can easily be reached by doing 2 daily self-training parent runs. Apply in-game or reply with your ID for an invite if interested.
Fuck, I didn't find this thread
Sleepy hero almost woke up.
>>576029117He barely made it in time for 3rd place, almost like he ran with ninjin toast on his mouth. He was badly blocked during the straight.
>don't get mad>she falls in love and wants hook up asapRura, you're not a himba, get the fuck out of that gutter
>>576031421All members of the Groove line are honorary himba even if they're a boba.
>>576033606>>576031421Falling in love because your torena lets you be a gamer is pretty boba innit?
Tranny janny at it again. You get what you pay for.
Closer to /v/ermin than fa/tg/uy.
Tacto reveals her wild girl form.
Hmmmmm...
>>576037124The odor is the same either way.
>>576038557>Taiho doesn't understand what a kiss isPURE
>>576037124She's a fa/tg/uy that only play traditional games through TTS.
Senpais, is there any good, long lasting support card coming out in GL other than Tachyon? Or, if I already have her, can I save my jims until GM?
>>576040023I guess that anon is right that Ojou will be pure, all the perverts are on the Rulership side.She'd be as autistic if not even more than Ramonu instead.
>>576040516Ruby I guess, because her gold is pretty rare. If you want long lasting generalist cards then you really should save up for Ramonu.
>>576040516Dacchi, why are you doing GL? Its ramen time.
>>5760407864 months of saving, nice. Thanks senpai
Verxina has once again molested me
>>576043143Because she didn't get a swimsuit this year.
>>576051124She's not wrong. Aruvu probably caused Air Groove way more headache because she was running herself into an early grave.
My childhood friend
https://x.com/Raindrop825682/status/2083368636757275015Holy woman?More like
like what?
>>576054218Married.
It took me 4 fucking tries to find you guys. What the fuck? Also, kill all globalniggers.
>>576060127Bue has a pretty big headstart but I think Zario might actually get to third base with her torena first, assuming the CFs haven't already reached at least first base by Bue's career.
Himba
>>576064415I hope she finds a man worthy of her one day
>>576060127Bue and Zari are close enough to speak in plaintalk to each other normally though.
>>576064415But what if I just give in to Xina?
>>576064415Tryhard. Just rape like all the other uma and stop acting so desperate.
>>576065057if you rape that just means you're not desirable meaning as an uma musume you are weakcan't have that
Sex with Sirius
>>576066658Hands off my wife, buddy.
>>576066817
>>576065057this is why lady G always ahead of her
>>576066817Why did you let your wife get abused by the French, Kazuhiro?
When will Fusapan's banner drop?
>>576071217Come to think of it, I haven't seen hide nor hair of Fusapan or her trainer since she showed off her bikini...
>>576071217Once event ends, probably.
>>576072596How long will that take? I'm not a JP player I just want to make an account and reroll for her alt when it's out
Dacchis want umapyoi with THIS?
>>576073226The banner ends at 8/14 10am jpt
>>576073230Well yes, what's the issue here?
>>576073693Thank you. I have been obsessed with her for the past 4 days.
>>576074395You the dacchi who wanted to know more about her?Have you watched Main Story 2 or her character story yet?
LIGHT HELLO IS A WHOREWHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
>>576074547Yeah, that's me. Haven't watched either yet but I'll probably start it at some point today.
Another one devoured by himba...
not even newbabs safe from ohimbas...
>>576025979>hiro>giving a single shit>implyinglolrumaothis fucking site has been a shadow of its former self ever since moot sold it off and imported all the worst retards online to permanently shit up this place. there have been other inflection points in this site's lifetime but the sale is the starkest one by a long shot
>>576075687>>576075417I don't know what that means...
These new umas would die if they don't get to see their trainer within the day, every single dayWhat is going on in Tracen these days?
>>576076129To be fair, Losership is a special case even among Tracen's "unique" student body.
>>576060127I know the implication is supposed to be that oniichan is supposed to be at least a few years older but given the eternal tenure of these umas in Tracen it easily feels like oniichan could very well just be one grade above Buena and that Buena is just waiting that long to get scouted
>>576076129>that slowly rotting obsession creeping in the last speech bubbleThe consequences of Still in Love has been disastrous to the PRESTINE, PRIM and PROPER relationships between trainers and uma musumes of the prestigious Tracen Academy
>>576075801It's okay newdacchi, just let it happen.look up what japanese for a female horse is
>>576078453this is clearly the result of a larger influx of ohinba in the past couple of years, we need to go back to a time when they were fewer in number and propriety was upheld with oboba musume
>>576078632Oh, it's just mare. Yeah I was already more naturally attracted to mare Umas before this anyway.
たわ(わ)家 genes are out of control
>>576083685They really took after their mom, huh...
>>576084129so far it seems like it takes until after dulalala for the tawa(wa)ke genes to thin out
wwhat does she mean by this...
>>576078901trvke
I miss when we had the early summer event, can't we go back to limiting the scheduled scenario powercreep to twice a year...
>>576092801"Shut up and fork over your wallet."- Cygames
>>576093357I guess the production cost of creating 3 instead of 2 new modes each year with all their new animations/choreo/dialog/lyrics/etc. has consistently been justified by whale turnoutgod just take me back to island when cygays' lack of playtesting ended up making training such a better experience...
>>576084531Taiho could be the case that she just trains so much for MMA that even the uma metabolism that gives elite athletes 90+ busts can't hang on to the tawake body type.We'll have to see more Duraspawn to be sure.
>>576097749and then we have the cute boy with lean muscle who lifts a lot and has big honkers
>>576076129Modern umas are just weak.
>>576077105Considering how Furioso might have waited for two or three years for her trainer to pass the central exam, I wouldn't be surprised if Buena also had to wait for a long time too.
Bondo Girl's running the Queen's Stakes (Sapporo 11th Race) at 15:25.
Ok I watched her story and she is really, really cute as expected. Girly, flirty, genki, airheaded a lot of things I gravitate towards in girls. Also she might have the best casual outfit in the game. That being said I don't particularly like her gimmick of instantly being great at everything she does and I'd never be able to live up to this.Guess I should watch her main story chapter but I'd assume I would need to watch everything before it as well and that would be a lot to get through.
>>576105581and it would be worth it to get through it all since main story 2 ends up being one of the best installments of uma musume period, you will start TODAY
>>576105581Thr first and second main story are separate from each other, so you only need to watch the three second main story episodes.
>>576075725>spoilerSort of. It's hard to pin it solely on the sale. The subsequent 2016 US election and the the shittier parts of Asia getting widespread access to the internet around the same time massively contributed to the enshitification of most of the site and it's hard to blame the sale on those things.
losership waki and shiri peropero
I miss L'Arc. That was an amazing scenario.
>>576109607It did play great but I have mixed feelings on shorter scenarios because the grind might be faster each time but damn it can be frustrating to notice event chains finishing less often and of course this problem is never helped by cygays insisting on forcing randOM FUCKING SUPPORT EVENTS EVERY GODDAMN RUN REEEEEEE
>>576109892Part of it is rose-colored glasses for sure. Chains not finishing was always a real concern, and because L'arc was so fast, I probably cancelled runs three times as often, which likely averaged out to a similar play time, anyway.
>>576109892I just like it mostly for the story and cast.
>>576111612Good point. It felt like it mattered and the end was always hype unlike hot springs, vegetables, island escapades, ramen, etc.
>>576109892Bring back benis park she deserve more roles
>>576027790I sent a request. Is it already full?
Talking about L'Arc, I was drawing a Benis todayI love my french wife
>>576114187We love Benis here
>>576114187That's a very adorable Benis.
>>576114187Can you draw her watering the racetrack?
>>576114754...with her piss!
https://x.com/TheNYRA/status/2070236742238548229https://x.com/TheNYRA/status/2083636033367810180>The highly hyped flightspawn finished last on his 2nd race
why are there two global threads? they're exactly the sameis that why you got back to using hiragana?
>globab mixing up katakana and hiraganaoh nyo
>>576115228I'm more curious about the 10mil one trained by B*ffert. I just hope he can race safely.
The mahjong horse won his debut
>>576115623>ippatsu winNice
>>576115228How are Flightline's spawns back in the US?I know they're exceeding all expectations in Japan, so we'd probably see more mares being sent over to breed with him or nips owners stalking the yearling sales.
>>576115468lmao you talk like a tranny, kill yourself
i know my hiragana and katana
>>576115915Eh, it's okay I guess?
>>576115327Seems like globalbabs are having another civil war, and the last time they made a new thread the jannies also killed our thread.
>>576116401 (Me)The bolded one is a beast filly, 3 for 3 undefeated so far
>>576116383no one cares, about your non existant proficiency on a dead language, tranny
you do though
>>576117165I don't think about you at allyou will never be a woman
you think about giving (You)s a lot...
>>576116401>>576116941So about average, then? I guess this makes it a bit more likely for them to shuttle him over to Japan?>Life is Good by Into Mischief is the second bestHuh. That's a surprise.
>>576111998Exactly. It feels like the pointless story is another consequence of Cygay's decision to switch from two to four scenarios per year.Way less time for them to think up a proper story and come up with good characters.
>>576084531That's only on Durarara side. We still don't know how strong the Tawake gene is for Kiseki spawns.
Cam on Coconuts Brown, win the queen cup and parlay that into a QEII win so we have a chance at a playable coconuts
>>576120123Sorry but Bondo will take her long awaited 2nd win
>>576076129Why does rura like her trainer that much? Because he doesn't get mad? That seriously can't be it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dEDrsP4yVY
>>576120251>That seriously can't be it
>>576119571I'm certainly looking forward to seeing how more of the tawa(wa)ke genes turn out
>>576120251Just look at her relationship with her mom, she's desperate for anyone who'd enable her laziness and praise her for it.
>>576121154The cure trend seems to be eccentrics/brats with sinful tawake body on the Rulership side, hyperautists that don't know what love/sex is, progressively losing the tawake body on the Durararara side.Imagine Ojou.
Kinda sad that our nuis doesn't have the same amount of dedicated artists as Gakunuis.
We're only a cheap copy with no way close of beating temanui and kotonui
Tsurumaru tsuyoshi, our coughing babbu died dacchis... https://ameblo.jp/save244/entry-12974518569.html
>>576128001RIP tsuruchan....;_;7
>>576128001Well fuck, rip coughing baby
>>576128001>Air Jihad rn
I downloaded the DMM version which apparently you can't reroll on so is it possible to get a spark before Fusapan's banner? if so, how?
>>576129634You can reroll on the mobile. And you can easily get a spark by doing newbie tasks, clearing all the scenarios for pb rewards, and by making a few busted umas in the latest scenario so that you'll get thousands of jims from stadium ranks.
>>576128001He lived to 31, that's a good age. Now he can go run with other Golden Gen members in the sky.
>>576128001Rip, now he can enjoy being constantly pampered by Symbolis in the heaven...
>>576128001Hot Hokkaido summers…
Hey, divegrass manager here. Draw for the co-op cup happened, and we'll be a part of team Red alongside /4ccg/, /hsrg/ and /gfg/. Now, unlike the Tag Team cup where all 4 teams joined into one, here we're just working together to get as much points as we can by beating the 8 other teams.
>>576131682Here's the schedule for week 1, we'll be starting by facing both /hanny/ and /xivg/ on Friday. See you there!
>>576131835not that many interesting teams, a shame
>>576129089I want Air Jihad in the game already.
https://x.com/sports_ABEMA/status/2083778056142107057
>>576113517Is this you? There were no tags on the profile.
Bondo.....
>>576137876It's time to retire her.
>>576120123step one achieved
PURO MAGIC RENPA BEATING CALSTONE'S RECORD
>>576136996Yeah.
>Tied Calstone's record last year>Break it this year
>himba
A sign of the times.
>0:53.5なんと0.2 second faster than Light O
A-at least Light O won a GI.
