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>4 days until cmyea mmmm im thinking i'm yea skipping this one yeppers
Digitan LOVE
>>576043278KITA GOT A TANI want to go somewhere tropical like thatanyone wanna go to thailand
3 more hours till I can play the game
>>576043376>not having auto make your whole team
>>576043278You think Kitachan would let me slip my dick in between her thighs?
Hello
>>576043442Still yes.
Hold on, Chiyono is kinda cute.
Can i get green skill from ura (?) as spark?
>>576043479yes>>576043504hi
buttscratch
A quick refresher on the benefits of brown
>>576043541Mood? Yeah
Mambo (379642070) is recruiting two neighas interested in a drama-free A+ club. No strict quota, just be active and use your TP.Reply with ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile.
>>576043504
>>576043606So i probably need to train my parrents in ura damn...
I thought Maruzen was medium A and didn't bring any spark with medium.
>>576043598She looks like she drinks water
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really realyl really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realy really really love Stego.
>>576043684Wow how did you know?
>>576043557wtf that's a cute swimsuit
>>>>>>>>>drama-free A+ club
>>576043667No, you just borrow a parent with the Mood skill and farm it in GL
>still no good dirt dress maya absolute state of oshi gaming
>>576043557wtf that's a sexy Kitachan
>>576043504Fuck you Migger
>>576043758you got something to say?
>>576043758dacchis have no drama other than ruining the Danchou cupUmadash have no drama other than having a sloptuber (male) that cosplays umas
>>576043704
>>576043704I'm more of a triceratops guy myself
>>576043782>still no good MayaIt's a mystery as to how
>>576043863Stego is not that big.
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>>576043557>>576043650Hello friends, hope you're doing good>>576043836Wow rude, Doto would say this...
Name all the posters and /uma/ e-celebs you know
>just realized I accidentally used my paid carats from buying a monthlyOofWas there anything worth saving up those for?
Me on the right
>>576044056just (You)
sekkusu?
>>576044056I know myself.No, I will not tell you what poster I am
>>576044056I only really pay attention to people who post umas I want to have sex with
waheu
>>576044056I was mentioned in one of these lists once and I'm not in the DNI poster list
>doing parent runs>wonder why my Xog got fucking destroyed>replay>see thisDon't think I laughed this hard in weeks.
I am quite fond of Aoi Kiryuin and her trainee Happy Meek
Last Thread
>>576044157When's this one coming out
>>576044291Next scenario
>>576044165>Too scared to ruin his repvtation to reveal himselfTeiobwo...
>>576044291end of the year
I just found out that Chrono Genesis was only 35k yen per share, x40, meaning she was sold only for 14m yen. That's the cheapest champion horse I know since Kitasan Black's 3m yen. And the cheapest Northern Farm club horses I know (Sunday and Carrot horses are 40-80m yen average). Chrono then managed to get 1.2 billion yen prize money excluding that 2nd place Dubai Sheema prize. Some whales in this thread can realistically buy 1-3 shares of Chrono Chan and get gorillion yen in return.
>>576044157with Laurel
>>575453952 >>575453829 taking supicryer requests!
>>576044263WYAB
>>576044413release the oguri cryerit's time
>>576044413A 2nd Rickey cryer
>>576044291if you're asking about her banner, picrelotherwise, every single day... she doesn't get tired...
>>576044413tucker cryer pls!
>>576044413Light Hello please
>>576044413I never see Light Hello in this style so please
>>576044413Calstone cryer!!!
>made an entire month where there's nothing to roll forcygenerous?
>>576044413Steampunk Tickezo
>>576043278Umasumi is looking for 1 member after the gibs are outAnyone want to join? Rules are the following>5 days of inactive login or 5 days flatline will be kicked>20 million monthly quota, AI training is your friend do it before you sleep.>Just do your best whenever you are available>No discord>No drama>Dont forget to trade shoes or else>Lets avoid burnout and enjoy the gamePut your ID here and put /uma/ in your profile when applying ingame
>>576044379non-residents can't buy club horse shares, JRA rules
Trainer-san 5 manual MANT runs doko
so how do you get 5 songs first year easily? i dont think clicking hello is the way
>>576044382raw
>>576044593You just described the whole rest of the scenario
>>576044593Don't say that...
>>576044629nyo. unity parents on auto to spare me from wrecking my keyboard whenever i get a 1* guts spark
>>576043859umadash has a discord
>>576044379>>576044628 (me)And it's not like that 14 mil is a sales price. She was simply one of the horses not sold at an auction and instead traded privately (but considering that both Northern Farm and Sunday racing are a part of Shadai group, it's most likely that she was given to the club for free)
>>576044593bwo, your mile-based human rights?
>>576044593I wanted to save a spark for digitan until I learned she's worse than OG which I could get from dailies, now I'm blowing it all on tachyon 2nd spark
>>576044646is that a demand?
>>576044491golly, had i known I would have made someone else...
>>576044263el classico...
>>576044796Ruby is borrowslop
>>576044813but, you won't be able to have sex with her in that chinky little dress
>>576044892you can't just add slop to every word
>>576044796more like my borrow and eventual 2nd anniversary selector pick
>>576044593We're all rolling for Machan though
oissu
which A+ clubs will have a spot?
>>576044825nyo. it's a reminder that this specific uma wouldn't allow you to wear or even buy rubber. be wary
>>576044892but I can't borrow 3 cards...
>>576044979who
>>576045048UMADash will have one
>>576044947slopslop
>>576044772>>576044379It's funny since her older sister Normcore is also a multiple G1 winner. Bago probably was so hated there even the existence of Normcore was not enough to convince them that Chrono will do better than her sister.
>>576045048every one of them actually
>>576044830The first one was made very recently so don't feel bad about it
titslopbuttsloplipslopumankoslop
>>576045048Mambo
>>576044796How long does she goes meta?
>umamusume is wit gameI don't really understand why this is the case. Is it solely because wit training gives energy and a trickle of Speed?Because I've been reading the mechanics doc and I just can't see any way to justify having more than like 400 Wit, even with downhills and skill activations.
>>576045048Mambo got 2
>>576044796>backliner cardmore like mile-based animal rights
>>576045230stop nyoticing
if i dont get 5 songs does that mean im not gonna hit uf?
>>576044979ma...chan?dare desuka?
>>576045230please be in my finals
>>576045058Someone post some delicious Machan thighs for this man
>>576045230wit training is pretty bad in this new scenarioyou get much bigger gains by training more speed or actually pressing guts
>11 days
>>576045303As long as you get 3 TE + 1 Spec Prio then it doesn't matter if you have 4 or 5. Make sure you have one on queue though, abuse the cheap tokens during junior.
new cryer
>>576045378wtf does one in queue mean
>>576045425buy from shop until next song, then hold out until after concert
>>576045369Seeking her umanko
>>576045230>400 witYour uma will fail the proc for that one skill and lose because of that
>>576045425You should have a song ready before a Concert so you can buy it after the concert and Speed up your cycle
>game is all about going fast and activating skills>"is this facility that gives better skill activation chance, SP to buy said skills, and speed to go faster, bad???"
>>576045129>open seasonbased
Its crazy how much of a fucking dead month august is
>>576043669I thought Haguzensky had red wine stains around her mouth for a second
>>576045586thats one more banner worth rolling on than the average mant month
>>576045171There's a guts Vodka with her skill next October but it won't be on a good card until Durandal (but only for ends)
>>576045586Good. We can save up.
>>576045652dog
>>576045586>he's only started pulling finemo this late when ramonu is around the corneron ho no no
Machan quickly reached reddit uma status after the "don't forget her bro" unfunny meme started being spammed everywhere
who?
hey ASSHOLES try killing this hoe with your murmurs
>>576045825don't even need a Murmur for her to die
this scen sucks actually i cant seem to high roll the nigger songs
>>576045825wait MY TRACKBLAZER I DIDN'T BUY IT AIEEEEEEEEEE>>576045889hi retard
>>576045770Thank god I only like her because she's sex
if you are rolling for FM at this point of the game, you are wasting carrats. a 1LB CB witmogs her and feels much more better to use.
>>576045825lol you can't be serious
>running Urara to do the new dirt sprint races>get reminded bloomers are eroticEveryuma should wear bloomers instead of those lame shorts
everything is reddit to you
I cant get needed white sparks from parents two days straightIs this ok? Or i'm doing something wrong?
>>576045586One man's dead month is another man's Oishi month.
>>576045825lol
>>576045919hi umama
>>576045528wouldn't it speed up the cycle just as much to get it immediately and that also activate the benefit
>>576045652Okay that's like 1 year later, I'm pulling then. You only need 1LB Ruby right? Since she's like a gold skill card like yeppers NSM
>>576045572How many skills do you think it takes to make up for a 60 speed gap, how many wit trainings do you have to do to get the skill points for said skills, and how much of a wit gap do you think it takes to have an activation chance gap high enough to average out on having said required activations over the hypothetical 60 speed haver? How many wit trainings does it take to get +60 speed? Now how many speed trainings?Take your time. I've already done the maths for all that, the results were pretty interesting.
These monthly SSR tickets can be so annoying.
>>576046189>>576045991>>576045919reeeeaaaaaad
>>576046221>monthly SSR ticketsWhat?
>>576046236esl retard
>>576046170Do you have the wanted sparks all across the board in your legacies? That'll increase your chance of getting it as a spark, only to an extent though so you might just be unlucky
>>576046212"I graduated from reddit university" ahh post
>>576046001
>>576043505daisca’s airplane ears are so cute….
>>576046305For 12k Trainer Medals (replaces Club points) you can get a ticket for a guaranteed 3* monthly, in JP. Like a scam gacha monthly but it's free.
>>576046212>>576045230Isnt there a hidden mechanic like the entire track is heavily segmented and every part of it is a wit check.There also that hidden mechanic where 3/4 of the track uses wit as stat and the last spurt uses speed. Thats the main reason why not capping speed can still lead you to victory
>>576046348>Do you have the wanted sparks all across the board in your legacies?No i just starting parent looping
>>576046398you have to be 18 to use this website
>>576046197For example you need to buy 2 techniques before you can buy a songIf you have a song saved up it counts as a technique so you only need to buy 1 Song and 1 technique for another song to show up. You're skipping multiple techniques if you keep saving songs in all your Concerts. Now of course if you have a something really good like a TE song it's probably not bad to buy it to get the boost early but if it's something shit like Event chain bonus it's an easy save
>>576046454Shut your whore mouth I need him to ignore wit
>>576046434Is there a limit to the pool of trainees it can draw from?
>>576046434I meant 15k. Sorry, dyslexic moment.
>>576046434>monthly, in JP.Cool wish we had this
>no nimblefuck you too
>>576046434is that a lot of medals or it's easily achievable with dailies
>>576046449
Why is Umama so bratty is it that time
>>576046502but to skip one technique next cycle you have to buy 4 this cycle
>>576046527This current one has a limit day of 1/31/2026, so any Uma before that is fair game including Premiums. >>576046580It's not too much if you play regularly. Also if you actually have people borrowing your stuff too.
>>576046454There is, but its impact is comically small and at no point overcomes any number of points in Speed/Power.
>>576046609Awooga
Tachyon LOVE
>>576046609https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ce4IzbEQyNo
>>576046449>>576046609Oyakodon
>>576045825
>>576046634You want to buy as many songs as you can so it's easier to get the good songs, saving a song is the most efficient way to do that
>>576046434>>576046580I really need this as a f2p>>576046642I like that AI training is with us can easily farm those up.Hows the rate like 1 free ticket every month or 2 months?
>>576046818pure sex
if you train guts, you are immune to murmur
did anyone hit uf with borrowing tachyon?
>>576046937>borrowing tachyonanon..
>>576046739I don't have enough dick for these two
>>576046929No, since it takes a percent of your current health
we fucked
>>576044593bwo Yukino Bijin is right there...
>>576047010that is not the point bro
>>576046929hell yeah we're back to CM1 gaslights
>>576047081Those are some insanely lewd swimsuits for my daughters
best way to play this CM is to make an autoplay hog with autoplay debuffers
>>576046476The first step to looping is find a borrow that has all the whites you want, preferably all across the aboard. That way it's easier for you to inherit it on your own parents, then once you have bunch of parents with the desired sparks you can just perpetually loop all on your own without borrowing
debuffcucks are so desperate to push their agenda I just know they're seething whenever someone pushes back against it
Boy butt
>>576046609Why is she doing this???Showing up, dressed like that, when you know your daughter wants to shine and have the eyes of her trainer only on her... What about her husband??
maybe theres a chance
>>576047302>post boy>no butt
special wife
>>576045381Saved
>>576047331>What about her husband??
>>576047489Boy back is not as catchy
>>576045230>Is it solely because wit training gives energy and a trickle of Speed?witbabs don't want you to know this but that's all it isthough the importance of not skipping a training cannot be overstated in the "get raped if you skip a training" scenario (which is every scenario but especially this one)
>>576046841If you are consistent in playing you'll get one monthly unless you're prioritizing gold books or something over it in which case you'll probably need to grind more. For reference, you get 200 trainer medals per clear and you get trainer medals from dailies as well as trading with your club. It's not much but it adds up as long as you're consistent. This doesn't include getting your stuff borrowed because I have that happen maybe once a month by a singular person.
Creek posters owe me goo-goo babies.
clubbie and me
>>576047820tell your clubbie to lay off the sweets
Where are all the S and A clubs?
>>576047909maybe but I need to also
>>576048064Mambo is actually an A club
>>576048064/vg/ is only strong enough to maintain one S club lol
Looks like someone's been enjoying automode.
Haven't seen her in game beforeHoly shit they're huge
>>576048064S requires too much autism, A doesn't require much autism and most overshoots to A+ but will probably change soon
>>576048064Mambo is a D club actually
>>576048253i mean... that S club is actively feeding on anyone that gets close
>>576048064If we do mergers we can do probably 1 or 2 more S clubs
>>576048064if the A+ clubs ate each other alive we'd probably have 2 more S clubs
My trainee is a gluttonous slob
>>576048259that person is me.
>>576048064I'm not sweating allat for 500 carats
This illustration violates the Uma Musume guidelines. I will report it to pixiv.
>>576048805yurikeks be likewait but I'm one and I don't do that
>>576048329I just opened the thread to post the exact same thing
>>576048694
>>576044263Opera O would've found a way here
Jigg optionshttps://jiggie.fun/lDUolYhttps://jiggie.fun/vW9Exi
>>576047719Who's a good trainy-wainy!
>>576048805*violates your body*what now bitch
>>576048990Torena-san is. Deliver snuggles.
>autotrain has like 12% chance to finish any given gold skill chainthis has to be broken...
umamusume post-cafeteria flatulence
>>576049486need her to slap my face and then kiss me passionately.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVsBSyE5SeQChiyo has nice singing voice
Reposting from last night to get more opinions - thoughts on what to spend the SSR voucher on? Current consensus is to save it for a hightier spook.
>>576049662Save it. You don't have any good cards to use it on
>>576048064Umaoo used to be one of the higher ranks in there. Crazy how they fell so hard.
>>576049658Falco passionate love with Falco that night to compensate my mistake
>>576048620or 2 A clubs and 1 S+ club...
>danchou is talking about adding a quota next monthit's overauto was a mistake
We should take over Mambo
>>576049938S+ is full of unethical players, and /uma/ is an ethical general.
>>576050058top clubs are still sweeping, right?
>>576049960stop crying and play the game
>>576049886>Falco passionate love with Falcoyeah because she's by herself LMAO
I fucking hate all of you
Why doesn't she want me....
>>576047641Thanks for the reply. That is a huge win for us real f2ps
>GET ZERO!yea get zero fans lol
>>576050106last I checked some players are still outputting fan values that aren't humanly possible.
>>576050109
>>576050058All clubs are equal, but some are more equal than others
WRONG GAME TURBOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJiChGJWOfE
Staying Forever Young~Singin' songs underneath the sunLet's rejoice in the beautiful gameAnd together at the end of the dayWe all say-When I get older,I will be stronger,They'll call me freedom,Just like a wavin' flag
We fucked and made an autistic child..
>>576050498I'm the child
>>576050498if she doesn't resist then she's allowing it
>>576050498I want to fill Air Groove with my semen, slurp it back out and snowball her so she drinks it all
>>576050823me next?
I saw this chart in some chink thread, guess our honeymoon period is really over. I really expected like $20M since alot got screwed over by our 1.5 anni banners, but I guess almost all of the MANT quitters didnt return to the game.
>>576050775Datsu Cow
there could be nig---I mean NUMBERSFAGS here
>>576050259GOTOTOP
>>576050907I'll reply assuming you are actually this new, but those numbers are made up
https://x.com/i/status/2083551438140297634uoh
>>576051062me and who
>>576050581I HATE CURREN
The only numbers I care about is how many months into the pregnancy my umawife is.
>>576051062
>>576051062YOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
most likely uma to use the N word?
>>576051062Thats literally ME
John Autotrainer is better at grand live than me.
>>576051062I copy
>>576051178Hokko
Every club should kick its bottom earner at the end of the monthyou must weed the weak
>>576051178
>>576051230Why stop there?
>>576051230this
>>576051230Bottom earner has to bottom for the top earner.
>>576051230but we can't kick danchou...
>>576050907the noombers should crash every month so we keep getting mega sexo skins to compensate
>>576051230The bottom 3 should do a best of 3 race and last gets kicked
would a 1500 speed 900 power uma beat a 1250 speed 1250 power uma?because GL is highkey unfun and there's less rng and things to keep track of in unity
>>576051230>it's me
>>576051459retard
>>576051416I can't imagine being in a club where danchud isn't one of the top earners
>>576051230why wait until the enddo it mid month like mambo
Autis/uma/.One spot.Active chat.Friendly dacchis.Shoes.A+.Reply with your ID, or apply after reset in-game with /uma/ in your bio.You will be added asap, after our retiring dacchi takes his leave.
>>576051459Ogurin skin is no dirt
>>576051230Why not earlier?
Mambo should kick their bottom 28 players
>>576051574Wtf Mambo is based?
>>576050907These numbers are estimates and don't even take into account PC players
hi
>>576051230>I'm the top earner
>>576051230A relegation system would be unironically FUN
is it true that ryanchou is hopping ship to /uma/club in 25 hours
>>576051459It's impossible to have 900 power with 1500 speed in GL, it'll be at least 1k for the speed clicks even without growth/sparks
>>576051734the top earner should get the privilege of picking one of the five lowest earners to be executed
>>576051926I think top earner should be granted the title of danchou
>>576051807taiki if she rapist
>>576051807I need her
>>576051230A random guy in the bottom5 should get executed. Now hear me out, this not just for the love of gambling, it's actually a better system than kicking the bottom guy.If you do it this way, all the bottom earners will scramble to get out of that range, while at the same time, if one guy is clearly behind the rest, the others won't just get cocky and flatline because they're still at risk of being kicked as long as they're in the bottom5. You fix 5 low earners at a time instead of just 1. It also makes for an exciting event at the end of the month, the Dancho Death Roulette.
this is my trainee
>>576052041Festa stop posting
>>576051926Danchou should cosplay my favorite uma and be my slave for a day
>>576052107paizuri please
>>576051993>if
>implement a new rule>all the low earners will get whipped at the end of the month>whipping session is on>only one person shows up>it's the top earner
>>576051178she'd hear it from someone else and just say it without knowing what it means
chest*uts
>>576051459
>>576051993
waiting on my club gibs to throw it at the Tachyon banner (I'm like 60 rolls in after 400, not enough for another pity)
>>576051178unironically. there is no way she doesn't say it
>>576052357Frame it as a rewardTop earner gets whipped by danchouRunner ups only get whipped by officers
>>576052629are you also in the "one tachy after 400 pulls" clubthis is the third time I've gone 200 pulls on a card banner without getting a single copy of my target card which might not sound like a lot but it is considering I've only pulled for four cardsI want to die
So, we have no more free pulls?
What is the next must have support card and how far away is it?
3 speed is good
>>576052629Hopefully for my club I will get at least one tachy in 200 rolls or I will kill the account...
>>576052880I'm the 1 Tachy away from being bailed out (using a crystal) I'm at 2LB, the most dangerous LB that cyjews gives you to make you use money, I won't.
6 SPEED0 STAMINAALL RUN NO REST
>>576053115I should try doing this
>>576053115BAKUSHIN
no free pulls today...no... free pulls...
>>576052951noooo you HAVE to insert a stam!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>576051807why does brast freak out about humans when she lives in a world that's 99.9% humans?
>>576053292its just retards spamming rooms and building for something thats not gonna happen. not many has double murmur and no ones gonna bring that vs xoguri
>>576053157Unironically works amazing for a Bakushin run.Run her as a front and she smokes everyone.
>>576052951hey
cutehttps://x.com/www_ouma_com/status/2083526719290712413
>>576053115Calstone...
anyone else bringing double murmur and xoguri
gold sex
i’ll be bringing triple murmur
>hes building for the fabled 4 murmur situation that hit 6 gold stam downsLOL WHAT A LOSER
*starts twerking at 500 MHz*
Fellow poor fucks of /uma/ noodles + rice annihilates your stomach, take care
I put nothing ventured on my xogger, I'm bringing the 5th murmur on my kit.
>Sharp Turns O>Pedal to the Metal>Latch OnI swear the game is just making up skills now
>>576053768Cryers are ugly and shit.
>>576053745Get your fiber in however you can
>>576053745huh? i've had that for dinner so many times in my childhood, and yet i don't remember having any tummy.aches afterwards
Is there any way to preemptively skip Girls Legend U or do I need to load into it every single time?
>>576053402dumb nattiedo u not know how xoguri works?
>>576053851just took eight fiber pills
>>576053885you didn't toggle the skip grand concert cutscene?
>>576053745
>>576053967That seems like too much
>>576053745Either add veggies or drink more water.And frozen are just as good as fresh. Scoop of frozen in the noodles makes a big difference.
>>576053841nyo.......
>>576053964there are bratty cocky xoggys taking only hydratethey deserve sounding correction
>Did you just get dazzled? By the sun? Or by me?Oh no she knows she's hot now....
>>576053745I'll pretend I didn't hear that.
>>576054207A-are you in my house anon? I just ripped a fat one...
I'm runningdom + 564 keen eyeevil nature + 564 keen eyeand a late acegroup B WATCH OUT
is there any reason to run this CM without the festive fat fuck
I have a BWC and Im a pace main, which umas should I pull for?
>>576054114>soundingthat's fucked up
>>576054174this boy needs impregnation correction
>>576054313If you have bride maya you can make a hybrid ace + 2 debufferswith the sole purpose of fucking over lazy fat fucks
>>576054027yesCarbs with carbs are so good and yummy
>>576054313Triple-front chads where we at?
Which uma would sound you?
>>576054329
>>576053745Here for a lazy time not a long time
>>576054424i will do this.
>>576054441Ruby HATE
Off to make an ace in unity because I could only get SS in GL. How fucked am I
>>576054460
>>576054562Umama stop
>>576054441What a pretty musume
dozo
nyo... I don't have full energy for this reset
>>576054562but she doesn't have any relevant skill for pace chasers
>>576054585Learn the scenario rebuilding your Sprint/Mile team, then add a stam card to the mix once you're ready and voialaridadá or whatever the french say
>>576054741use your RP to passively farm that lvl 11your umas want their casual outfits
>>576054485Is she a good pace or just an inherit uma like Nishino
>>576054646
>>576054309same but the nature is my ace
rubs only you is cute but I don't like that her gimmick is that she's an influencer
Day 4 of waking up and thinking about Fusaichi Pandora. When will it stop? This can't just go on for 2 years until she releases.
is this a good uma?
>>576054804I'll get it in 20 minutes
>>576054860it's okay to have a non virgin trainee, anon
>>576054907>/ss/GIWTWM...
Surely multiple won't suddenly leave my club soon...
>>576054918your tachyon unique?
>>576054707brap
>>576054964>283 millionfuck you people are crazy, my highest uma is like 40 million
>>576054441
>>576053339she has a ningen fetish
>>576054830
>>576055103Ruby if she was peak
>>576054860why tho
>>576054918>shake it out>no med s>no uma stantry again
>>576054964that'sa lot of fanspls be in my club
>>576054907>hey little man, you wanna train us?
>>576054860her fans want (you) to fuck her thoughever
what the fuck man
>>576055040Groomamusume...
>>576055170because of the implication
>>576055094It's easy to farm fans with Obuhi and Maru, my other umas are not that high>>576055220I got poached bwo
>>576054860She probably has an OF or similar
>he doesn't have his umawife's casual outfit and 100 million title
>>576055120torena...
>>576051807she's a mascot horse for the farm
>>576055395>he has the 100 million title but not the completionist title
>>576055395I'm getting close but her casual outfit isn't in the game yet.
>>576051807taiki so good they made taiki2
>>576055395my umawife was rarely ever CM-viable so I had no reason to play her much until autoplay
>video games and manga about a human and his uma>children shows about a uma and her trainerthis umaganda is out of hand
>>576055494>but her casual outfit isn't in the game yet.what is cygames problem?
Oh no
>>576055603Fuck if I know. It would have taken no effort on their part to just implement it for every Uma currently released on Global.
>>576055494why the hell would they not add them all at once? grinding to 11 takes a long fuckin time
15 minutes until your highest club earner pulls the
>>576052541This can't be real, right?
>>576055601don't forget the trainer and uma wedding propaganda
>>57605570915 minutes until THAT /uma/ club collapses....
>>576052541where did you even get this?
>>576055709Nope, Im content with my club, I could be a top 10 in /uma/club but half of that club are nogs
>>576054707The urge to fuck a fat uma grwos bigger every thread, stop posting rotund dirters that are rude to feng shitters pls
>>576055810Mambautis&Cobwos...
>>576055838>umamer has beef with /uma/ clubqrd?
>>576055810brickedbwo...
>>576052541Simplify it to me. Which wins and which loses
nyooooooom
>>576054907>>576055040GIWTWM but as the uma
>>576052541That's pretty close... probably just with another 100 power GL umas could pass unity easily. Where the fuck is this from anyway
>>576056050
>>576056050this dangerously looks slopped
>Want a spot in a club>"Sorry mate but you need 1 gorillion fans to enter">mfw
>>576055395I'm staying unmarried so I don't have to get those
>>57605613210 million fans is a little bit sus sweepybro...
>>576051062Page doesn't exist what the fuck
hotter
>>576056208>10 million
The gibs are already guaranteed, so can you start kicking people and recruiting in 7 minutes?
>>576056187your umawife will come for you not the other way around
>>576055395but she's not in global yet
wassupppp~
how does a ningen wife (real) compare to an umawife?
illegal stats
does adding optional races in independent training reduce the stats and increase skill points like it would for a normal career?
>>576056307the artist only keeps it up for like an hour or so
>>576055960Maru is too cute.
>>576056346post ID and i'll send you an invite
>>576056519ningen females never stood a chance
Hello friends!!I want this song on Spotify :(https://youtube.com/watch?v=eww9WN-YCjQ
Is it true that Steampunk Ticket is really strong in CMs?
>>576056519The difference is that if an Uma has a son it's a tragedy because they're physically incapable of living up to their mother's legacy and will probably grow up fat and lazy and spend their adult lives browsing 564chan
>>576055313we must be better trainers
>>576056001kys hayashi we're literally better off without you
wtf is this hacker stats man
Where the recruiting clubs at? I've got fucking parent runs to do
about to log in and use my club gibs to do a 10 rollwish me luck bros
mambocalypse now
>>576056991literally every a+ club is recruiting zwo
I wonder if umas let out their farts while they run or hold them all in for the changing room
sex with mambo
>hayashi>hayshi>hayhir>hayther>haythere
aw yeah
>>576056979It's a pace chaser Rickey so you can actually run a proper wit card instead of Bourbon
drama?
where are the free 10 pulls...
>>576056630I'll wait for the freebies of the B club that I'm in first.
>>576056991read the thread nigga
>>576057153Autisumadacchi I'm happy for you
>>576057226hol up, let me go look through club rankings first
OUR TOP EARNER JUST LEFT
Umas are too civil, post some wild asses
>>576057131what did you think a velocity skill does
where is my free 10 roll
mambo will NEVER be 30/30 again LOL
>>576056519Umas eat way more and most of them cant cook because they spend all their time racing and training. The food expenses will be much higher than with ningen wife.Umas are also very strong which comes with its own set of issues. Many are clumsy and things will get broken. During sex uma on top is dangerous. They can fracture your pelvis or dislocate your hips. Umas also love obsessively. Even their friendships are very obsessive and codependent. In short, having an uma wife is a full time job.
A FLATLINER FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
my fuarking heroes
The free pulls...
>>576044413Do we have a Duramente Cryer? If we do we need a Rulership Cryer.
>2 more dead multis>tfw stuck at 2LB TachyonFeels badA-at least my Light Hello is 2LB too...
mein fuhrer, flatliener didnt do the parent runs counterattack, we didnt reach A+...
TOP EARNER JUST LEFT MAMBO
>>576056874>564chanlol
>chose stamina training>EVERYTHING BUT STAMINA IS 600+BRAVO AUTOTRAINER
Oof...
>>576057210cute
>>576057454nta but I am pretty sure we have both
>>576057454
Nice. Every single club is full
supiki
I wish I was a shota prodigy trainer dominating the twinkle series with my ace maruzensky
anybody without light hello and agnes tachyon mlb should get kicked
>>576057226Ralkos joined /uma/ club
>>576044413is there a full collection of these creatures
>>576057616
>>576057015>yellow turns into rainbow>LHwhy none of you wished me luck... my gibs were enough for 2 10pulls too... at least LH is MLB I guess a card that only last one scenario...
>>576057473cool you have a card that will be useless after the scenario meanwhile tachyon lasts atleast 2 more scenarios as a premium speed card
where is the oguri cryer
>>576057754
>>576057736WHY ARE YOU SAYING THIS
>>576057691>have hello mlbheh
>>576057297At last, I understand the mechanics of Triumphant Pulse
who the fuck even likes tickets or taishin unironically
>400 pulls on Tachyon>3 LBResisting urge to waste carats since I only need 3 more rainbow shards but it’s so annoying
>>576057754oguri doesn't have fans so no one ever made one
Can the other clubs step it up with the recruitment?
>brick 182>gets rank 183What a failure of a club
Total eden death.
Tell me why this is a bad idea
>>576057857I will be raping that LH until the scenario is over
>>576057719You can still use LH for bot runs even when GL is over
>>576057932THE STRONGEST
>>576057895Ticket is cute. T*ishin isn't
Finally reached 2nd spark on this luck forsaken bannerThese are my only notable SSRs, what should I do? Spark LH or Tachyon? Ticket Maruzen or Creek? Should I use my crystal on anything?
AIEEEEEEEEEEEE DANCHUD KICKED ME FROM THE CLUB
>>576058014it is actually over
I LOVE watching my overstatted oshi gape hags in legend races every single day.
>>576058014Mambro (former)...
I kicked everyone from my club.Either keep up with me or die.
>>576057949Do it.
WE WERE SO FUCKING CLOSE TO GREATNESS
Mambo status?
Forgot to queue up a run for club reset
>>576058014World Heritage Post
>>576058062they'll take you somewhere secluded, and there's nothing you can do to stop it
>>576057949Those are better spent on Pasa Speed. You can just borrow Tachyon unless you don't have Kita + Sweep
>>576057973playtime's over's a great skill, she's honestly the best friend card outside of her own scenario we've had yet.
>>576056607Well that's no fun. Is there anywhere else to find their work?
>>576057895I like Ticket
I'm sexually aroused by Ogurin?!
brick status?
>>576058141>no members have earned fans
>>576058160>Pasa Speed.The card that's releasing in 8 months?
>>576058248my auto is still ongoing
>>576058248It's been 12 minutes bwo.
>>576058141HOLY BRICKED
Taishin dislikers have never read a single story entry
>>576058202Oguri's trainer should be used to this by now and just pay it no mind.
>>576056607why would you post a link then
>>576057949shes not that strong.
>>576058248I check my autos at :30 every hour so I have 15 minutes left
>>576058202hmm...
>>576058202do you think oguri would let me have sex with her
>>576058141Absolutely BRICKED
>>576058202And the sun is hot
>>576058342Biwa Hayahide is one of the first careers I played and Taishin is a huge bitch to Hayahide in it. Never liked her that much after that.
so.... anyone want to join a B club? non-/uma/, but kinda worrying about how stable the B will be after some members leftuh, we don't call out anyone in chat.and... uh... you could be our savior with your daily runs?
>can't make UGs on GLwelp, I think group B it is.
>>576058465oguri doesn't even know what sex is
Do the gold tickets in the cleat shop ever get updated with newer SRs?
>>576058485This but Gold Ship and Jordan
>>576058248What happened to Maya-chan...
only 1% of players have this upgrade
>I forgot the 24 hour cooldown to join another clubWell shit
>>576058515I can almost guarantee it's only because you don't know how to play the scenario
>>576058542noppers
>>576058501>non-umamaybe /vm/a would entertain you
>>576057949I already did it on mine.Not gonna sit on these things for 3 years more will come. Better to have power now than have potential account that never reaches potential.
>>576058542yeppers
>Mambo 24/30what happened
>>576054860loves has awakened my interest in virtual exhibitionism>ywn be drained by your beloved umafluencer while millions of fans masturbate to her members-only stream
>>576058221WONHayashi lost
>>576058706the purge
All this shitposting just for nothing to happen
join Mambo, just be active and alive or else...
>>576058706The shitposters got kicked
A trainer belongs to his trainee...even if she's an utter mess...
>>576058608What club where you planning on joining?>>576057949It's not. You'll have 1 SSR shard and up to 800-900 pulls by the time Ramonu comes out
>>576058515Let me guess, you ran 2 speed cards
Loopabros...
which one should I go with?so far light hello is lb0 and 0 tachyon
Autisuma status?Tamalove status?
>>576058829how did you know?
>>576058867then hello, no point in tachyon
>>576058879who cares
where is danchoulog in and kick the flatnigger I want to see it before going to sleep
>>576058867Unironically Bricked
>>576058706neth melty
>>576058917I do
>>576051461>i'm right there with you
i miss tamamo bwos...
>>576058795Rulership's love is heavy...
>danchud instituted order 227
wait why did mambo die?
Pour out some carrot juice for the niggas who rolled 400 times and didn't mlb Hello and Tachy.
you made me look
Anons how does the future tachyon spark event work? Can we just add +1 to any spark we have already? or is it just on umas you make while on the event?
I wanted to join Mambo but that crew doesnt seem cool anymore
>>576058515even auto can make UG umas bwo
>>576057960rape her good baby
Which danchou is /uma/ club poaching this month
>Mambotards thinking their danchou is kicking people when it's actually people with a brain getting on a lifeboat to abandon the sinking ship
We can all agree that we love ntr, right?
>>576059139they were never cooltoo busy
>>576058885Getting UG in GL is just a matter of getting your speed above 1300+, this is only possible with 3 speed cards where the speed rainbows DOESN'T STOP. It will also increases your power to 1k with solely clicking speed even without sparks or growth. 3 speed is the key
>>576059139They were never cool to begin with
>>576059170ExcelUma
>>576058879TamaLove retained A+ pretty comfortably on the final day. We all locked in at the end.
>>576058352Put them back
loremasters, when's the next free 10-pull event? 2nd anniversary?and do we get free pulls on the turbo/CB banner?
>>576059040No you smell bad
>>576059139are you still angry about last monththat was your own fault you know
>>576058821Anything beyond B really, I don't want to enter the coal mines just to see people with 2 million fans in the last place for months.
>>576059040Why are mares like this?
>>576058248>maya post being retarded
At least he waited till gibs
>>576059181I want to mating press her but I don't love her
>>576059209and yet we're the talk fo the town every time i log on./uma/
>>576059287yes it is I keb
>>576059181love topuro
yay glad TamaLove managed to keep A+
>>576059315>mare
>>576059040>>576059270*squeeze**sniffffff*
i love you autis/uma/ bros
>>576059270>>576059040Perfect. SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
*removes yeppers from the pull plan*
what's going on here
>>576059315Anon, small penis doesn't make one a woman.Yes you have to wear frilly dresses and you're not considered a human, but you're still a dude.
>>576059390Nobody wiggles like that
>>576059203what about wit and stamina then?
>>576059257No free pulls on the CB banner sadly, it's all on Ramonu.Think next free pulls will be on the new years Dia/Kita banner and whatever support card they come with (cant remember)
>>576059458the only good thing about Chiyono is her mother
https://files.catbox.moe/zw0qgt.jpg
>>576059407Looks like Hishi Amazon to me
>>576059452This but ZephyrI-It'll be okay though...I'll just get her with the piggy pack...Ahah...
AIIIEEE MAMBOCHO DO SOMETHING
>>576059572
I love cryers
>Anime Teio/McQueen>Yellow FalcoI need to know all other umas that get power up theme music
>>576059679
which umamusume is this
>>576059572Wtf he actually did it...
>>576058795I can fix her
>>576059390we weren't even close to deranking
>>576059524whose danchou is this
>>576059595Sorry, Air Groove, but I’m a responsible trainer who would never look at his trainee in such a way. Surely, you can understand. I mean, your trainer doesn’t look at you that way either.
>>576058010It's a tough call anon, I'm guessing no one wants to give advice because it's a complex decision, me included>>576059527Majority of stamina comes solely from your sparks, 16+ stam sparks preferably. Wit comes from 2 wit cards where you can click on when the speed rainbows isn't that good, even better when LH is chilling on wit too. This is why 3 speed 2 wit light hello is always most reliable GL deck
>>576059720Aston Reddit
>>576059748
>>576059524
>>576059832Tamabwo, you were rank 500 two days ago...I'm happy you didn't derank
>>576059952sigrid....
>>576057710https://mega.nz/folder/jTYHAYzQ#vXZ72uX0FQnRUhMc8364RQ
>>576059572Maya... Sex...
>>576059964Umama...
>>576059572height difference here is hot
>>576059642There's a rerun of zephyr next year with titty shuttle!
Any clubs open? Dunno what my fans last month were both between waiting for auto to come online and not being in a club, but i try to have a run going at all times when not sleeping and those runs average 500k. Preferably B+ or above, but also not looking for some sweaty, high fan quota stuff. I don't want to burn out again.544668220510
>>576059905okay thanks
>>576056508Hey babe, sorry for the late reply. Just woke up from a nap but happy to report that I had a dream with you in it.
>>576060070
>>576059964SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Would you
>>576059926who are the certified 4chan Umas?
Any of the f2p cards on the club point shop worth it for a semi new player
>oh shit it's habbening!!>check club>quite literally nothing happenedFUCK OFF!!!!!!
Are there any A - A+ clubs recruiting?
>>576059902Air Groove tore is number one on the Tracen stud leaderboard thoughever
Are there any B+ - A clubs recruiting?
>>576060382join Mambo
>>576060382mambo has 10 slots
>>576059572Do you have any more of his temp posts? I'm never around for them. Someone's gotta be making an archive of them, right?
Are there any A+ clubs recruiting?
Are there any B - B+ clubs recruiting?
>>576060309The Brian card if you don't have speed cardsThe speed Suzuka card for the same reasonUraraAlso get the 1.5 anni card from the event and the Biwa card too
>>576060303super creekair shakuragnes digitalcurren changnarita taishin
https://youtu.be/mVXonoEESyouma for this feel
Any D Clubs recruiting?
>>576060309Depends on how new. The event cards are usually better, bur Suzuka speed for example is ok for front runner spark farming
Are there any D rank clubs recruiting?
>>576060482This should have them up till yesterday's posthttps://exhentai.org/g/4090724/faa5098376
>>576060185>>576060382>>576060465>>576060516>>576060551danchud please do NOT recruit these neighasI only want people who are capable of reading
are there any clubs...
>>576060163Perhaps I'll roll on that then Thank you anon
Nothing ever happens...
Umama come back
>>576059572speedrunning adulthood by dropping out of Tracen due to pregnancy!
I just got an email from allen asking me to join his club...
>>576059905>it's a complex decisionAlright how does sparking and crystal Tachyon for 3lb sound?The only big difference on mlb I see is an extra sp
>>576060185accept your abduction
>>576060713>she will join the first A+ club that makes a recruitment postMambodanchou do something........
>>576060465Rickey sitting on my face
You want to love tamamo dontcha anon
>>576060665I'm not reading this kusoge thread during peak SEAposting hours.
Left or Right?
>>576060841I would rather have the flatlining melty guy back in the club over umama
Mambo is recruiting two (2) niggas! Just do your auto runs. Post ID to apply!
LET'S GO RICKEY
>>576060875any time you post is SEAposting hours nigga
>>576060934803837256004 here
Is it something worth bragging about? Probably not, but I'm happy and proud this was done during MANT within 2 months. Thanks to the anondacchis with their constant support, especially Teiobro
>>576060946Politely requesting Rickey for sex
>>576060946
>>576060786keep on saving
>>576060878Right but move the camera to the left a bit
>>576060878Right has a more dynamic pose
i'm brickey for rickey
>>576061045Teiobros mentioned
rickey on my dicky
>>576061045Congrats excel danchode
>>576060878>two figgies>my umawife has 0no......
>>576061072Why does she just randomly say copa copa
>>576061045I remember telling you to wait for the beginning of the month to create a new club and post recruitment messages. Be proud of what you have achieved!
>>576060676i mean... if you can wait a year. Otherwise just ticket it on 2nd anni
>>576060957raisu
>tamadanCHUD kicked the flatniggerRIP BOZO
>danchous sleepingIt's owari da
>>576056602>>576056602>>576056602pls respond
>>576060627Ah I've been through that gallery before. So he hasn't done as much umasex stuff as I thought. But cool, I'll check in on that gallery more frequently
>>576061382nyes
>>576061382Haha idk lol
>>576061382why is she moving like that
COPA?
>>576061382yes you do end up with lower stats. I do about 20 races
>>576061382yes, more races reduces the stat output of your support cards
>>576061382You are so fucking stupid~
>>576061310That is also an option tooITS NOT OVER NOT EVEN CLOSEI am going to MLB that WHORE Ramonu in 200 pulls like a boss & paradigm shift my whole situation
>>576056602only add extra non G1 races if it gives an extra skill like Taiki's head-on event
sorry I'm too lazy to bake someone else do it
>>576061382yes it does, but you can still hit 600 stamina in URA or SS in GL with a good enough independent training deck.
bread? butter?
>indo training without added races shit out UG umas>mfw indo training is better than retards ITT
>>576061063Nothing hotter than a woman wearing nothing but strings and ofuda
>my trainer needs to go to the toilet
>>576060786Save crystal spark Tachyon ticket Maru. Also gotta say this is rough for a 400 pulls banner. What did you choose for the first spark?
>>576060982>projectionLmao at this malding yellow monkey
>>576061703I need you to stop shitposting with my wife.
>>576061734LH so I could play GL
>>576061228Did you know despite being a gen 1 uma and a team Spica member, Vodka has NO figgies?
>>576061045Omedetou ExcelUmabwos!
uma for this feel?
>>576061884Kingu!!
>>576061990Turn off your monitor
>>576060878Left has slight downy face
>>576061450>>576061487>>576061524>>576061604>>576061626thanks
>>576062069Left is game, right is Cingray
>>576061045I'm very happy for what you and Haythere danchou managed to do this month.
>>576062117
Is this worth it or should I just safe this for Ramonu
>>576062268You will have another one by the time Ramonu drops
>>576061703>watersports fetishKing would never! But who would?
>>576062268save carats for ramonu and use the stone on tachyon for this and the next scenario
>>576062268tach is a brick without MLB, why not just do it?
>>576062359Cum Bucket
>>576062350>>576062376>>576062389Aight got it. Thanks!I was coping that I'll get the last one with the free pulls but noppers.
>>576061613ugh fine you lazy asses>>576062467>>576062467>>576062467
>>5760623893LB Tach is good enough, the only bricking thing about it is that you will have around 150SP less than with a MLB Tach, she's a bit stronger than sweepy but gives a good gold skill for pacechuds on top of her hints, 3LB is minimum requirements, 2LB is a brickHe should MLB it tho
>>576058542Yeah, not sure when but JP has either 5 or 6R ticketsThey also add all shoes, sashes, hint books, and clocks to all three of the shops
>>576059524I'm okay with this.
>>576059524Needs to gain 10 more pounds
