Previous: >>576062467>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Winning Ticket (alt) (3*), Narita Taishin (alt) (3*), Smart Falcon (alt) (3*), SSR Tokai Teio, SSR Twin Turbo, SSR Light Hello, SSR Agnes TachyonCurrent CM: Virgo Cup 2 - Ooi Dirt 2000m Medium/Right/Fall/Sunny/GoodCurrent Event: Wings of Steam and Steel, 1.5-Year Anniversary Celebration Part 3>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/kapy9o.jpg (embed)08/05 - Yukino Bijin (3*), SSR Silence Suzuka, SSR Smart Falcon08/05 - Virgo Cup - Medium/Right/Fall/Wet/200008/12 - Seeking the Pearl (3*), SSR Daiichi Ruby, SR K.S. Miracle08/13 - New Legend Races08/18 - Halloween Agnes Digital (3*), Halloween Meisho Doto (3*), SSR Daitaku Helios, SSR Mejiro Palmer08/18 - Days Flying By Story Event08/25 - Aston Machan (3*), SSR Fine Motion, SSR Maruzensky08/25 - Libra Cup - Mile/Right/Fall/Firm/1600>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Summer Seiun Sky (3*), Summer Mejiro Bright (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Kris S love!
Brown
kris sex
umamusume: pretty derby
Kriscord...
>Kriscord raid
>>576081115...>>576081245>>576081320been focusing on TE songs and the SP ones that spawn afterwards but so far in 5 runs 3 of them ended on 17 songs by early december and not enough points, even by using kitasan, tachyon, MLB LH, SR daisca and marvelous and a borrow creek i feel unlucky, maybe i'm fucking up on the part of balancing ecothanks truly for the tips
>>576081969>>576081971>>576082039Mission comprete.
>>576081969>>576081971>>576082039Holy shit
>>576077893>>576078363>check members list>isreal
>>576082090>>576082105As one of the Kris posters that would be really cringe to go in discord and say "okay guys at the beginning of the next thread let's post kris s!!!"
anyone who spreads low stamina propaganda is a literal fucking retard
>>576082123meant to post this one
>>576082231who was executed? pull the logs up
Show me if you ever high rolled to 1600 speed with 2 speed cards on a speed growth uma, this shit is impossible
>>576082347best I got from a few attempts, definitely not worth it as the highroll needs to be megahigh it's so aids. better to go 3 speed one of which being jordan
MLB Light Hello, or 3LB Light Hello and 0LB Tachyon?My only speed cards are Kitasan Black MLB, the poverty specchan, Sweep Tosho SR and Kingu SR.
>>576081606I mean I like eating bread but not like in a girl dinner way where you just have bread and some bullshit. It's in the "I don't want to put in this much effort when it's available at the store" category for me
>>5760825280lb Tachyon does nothing. I mean MLb LH also doesnt do much, but Tachyon needs 3lb to even be worth slotting in
>>576082528Do unity instead
>people think 1200+ wit will save them from their less than 700 stamina
>>5760825280lb tach is quite literally uselessjust mlb helloshe's nicet. have her at that
Newcute hereIf i dont get first inspirartion as gold should i just give up?
/uma/hjong is looking for one new Umadacchi. Reply with your ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile. Knowing how to play mahjong is optional.
So we are three Kris S posters, huh?
>>576082680gold is placebo, unironicallynobody has ever figured out exactly what it means
I do hope I can find a club tomorrow c:
>>576082715I know how to play mahjong but don't know how to play uma
Congratulations, the contract between you and Satono Diamond is signed and approved by Rudolf!I now pronounce you trainer and trainee. You may now kiss the trainee.
>>576082680No, not really. During MANT people gave up after first inspo if it didnt give them what they want, but thats because runs took so damn long
>>576082750i noticed gold gives more skills
>>576082772PLEASE join mambo
>>576082772should've asked to be kicked
What should I use my ticker for?Also I'm looking for a club
>>576082680you're new so desu you shouldn't be gluing runs, even in a bad run the final result may become a parent
ok but how much stammy do I need for CM18?600 no gold?
>>576082772I knew Neecha could lose weight if she really tried. Keep up the good work, bronze collector!
>>5760825280LB Tachy so you can hope you'll get spook by her 4 times in future card banner pulls
>>576082732Maybe more....
AAAIIIIEEEEEMY SWEEPY SCORE IS RISING
>>576082901you need to post id cutie
>>576083081meaningless now
>>576082941But how? If i dont get skills from inspiration?
>>576082901i'd pick maruzensky and MLB finemo with crystals, this month has a maruzensky finemo banner but i believe it's better to save for MLB ramonu wit
>>576082715You guys should post more mahjong soul rooms in the thread.....
>just borrow dis card bro is solves all ur stam problems bro
helping my dannychud shill.3 slots, someone will accept if you meet the fan requirements.
>>576083086Filling Sky's refreshments with my cum.
>>576083081I wish I was in a top 100 club so it could track me, mine would have been crazy
>>576083265who borrows specializer cardsI didn't get any tachers so I have accepted that I won't be able to play pace until I have ramonu
Pearl bro come home to Mambo
>>576083103I'm currently on a club so I'll have to wait a day to join, also my user is my real name because I like to self insert so uh... I'll prefer to not post it here
I don't care to read non-bread enjoyers posts, they're most likely laced with retardation and autism>>576081539holy shit how can one anon be THIS FUCKING GAY?
>>576082772Fuck of, we're fullYou should've said something when we were open
>>576082505So it is possible huh... now I have to decide whether if I want to drop Killer Tunes or killing myself...
I never ever ever got groundwork from red event
>>576083394b*tch seriously don't use anything except speed and wit, your wit needs to be like 10x higher too because you're playing the hogger1 flex is luxury
>>576083360getting danchud to invite this guy then leaking his name
>>576083373Any clubs open?
>>5760832030LB smaru is good?
>>576083197mm good point i forgot we also had to suffer through that, technically you have a 2nd inspo BUT if you see you're consistently fumbling both inspirations i'd farm parents instead, i know the timing is tight because of CM starting on the 8th, but until you get at least 1 decent parent you can just borrow a second one, tho by this point everyone should at least have decent parents you can borrow
>>576083536probably the most usable card at 0 right now in the meta
>>576083360if you didn't say this and just posted ID literally nobody would have noticed or cared
Tachyon LOVE
>>576083440>>576083440Wtf this is magic
>>576083292>I wish I was in a top 100 clubbut we're right hereyou can get in
>>576083492Funny thing is I did bring 2 wit cards here but seldomly click wit because all the supposedly wit clicks went to power clicks to raise the stam since I brought bad stamina sparks. This shit is like juggling
>>576083880Yeah but your club's gay
Curren Chan>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>576083823I never ever got a million dollars and an umawife
I'm looking for a club with a discord
>>576083536for a 0LB it's really good, of course MLB or at least 3LB is great, but instead of borrowing you can use her as that and grab another borrow
>>576083792Im ok with anons from a club knowing my name, I don't want it to get archieved forever though
pedotroons acting up again
>>576083969proof?
Has anyone figured out if there's a way to get cheaper carats in other currencies or am I forced to use the web store in USD?And no, I don't trust Lootbar
>>576084063I didn't realize Machan was a frontrunnerI don't want to have to pull the summer hag card... maybe I'll just borrow it...
do you think they'll break the "2 alts per uma" rule before EOS?one the one hand it's nice that they spread the love instead of playing favorites, but it kinda sucks if you're a mcqueenbro for example and mcqueen already has both of her 2 alts on global and there's nothing to look forward to for years
>>576084075
>>576084062Best I can do is a club that sends emails to eachother
>can see rickey's hand from herebig girl with big posealso Falco looks naked
>>576084150nyes but if I share it, it will be patched.
>>576084169>but it kinda sucks if you're a mcqueenbro for examplenot the only thing that sucks when there's a mcqueenbro in the room ayooo
Shichi smile in my heart
>>576084261fucko is naked
>>576084169Good chance of it happening eventually, unlikely it will be a launch uma first since they are getting their Potential 7s to give them new life instead
>>576084246I'm looking for IRC or pegionsYou have any for me?
Falco is not naked
>>576084167you too huh, you can do that too, remember at the end of the day it's your choice so don't feel forced to do what anons say, i'm a sucker who hasn't even used the first anniversary ticket because of the what if an uma i MLB spooks me after, but at this point i may MLB them when they're no longer good, at least SSR creek seems to still be used in japan so that's a relief
>>576084169>do you think they'll break the "2 alts per uma" rule before EOS?If they EoS in 3 years maybe. Mark my words, an uma is getting a 3rd alt before Believe gets her 2nd alt
Hmmmmm
any asmr recs?
Can't believe the number one Umadol is naked in the middle of Tracen #Embarassing #Cancelled #ThisGeneration
>>576084540sexy chub
my wife is so cute
>>576084169I wish for anime tie in alts (teio/mcqueen/oguri) they made an exception. Mainly because I didn't like any of the anime alt outfits. At least Mackie's second alt makes me harder then diamonds anytime I run it.
>>576084574https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hT5EYKIwzd8
>>576082123In general you don't wanna borrow a Creek, you use a Speed card that gives you a recovery if you don't have an innate Gold and Stam sparks.If you're a FrontFag you borrow Suzuka Speed or you use the free Suzuka SpeedIf you run anything else you use Jordan for Bofa.idk if there's better Speed cards for other styles instead of Jordan since I'm a Frontfag
looking for a club 395 696 953 827
>>576084774>Reddit Tachyon
something something feng shui
>>576084710red teio and white mcfatty are objectively better
>>576084789>If you're a FrontFag you borrow Suzuka Speed or you use the free Suzuka SpeedI've been going back and forth between them, the training stats are essentially the same and for falco specifically the welfare is just better because then you get to pick the dirt gold
What is a good 3rd speed borrow for pace chasers if I already have MLB kitisan and Tachyon?
>>576084540>>576084634I look like this
>>576084774I hate "mommy" fags so much, they can't even feel basic atraction to a woman if she doesnt perfoms a power role above them. Fucking faggotsI want to rape tachyon btw
>>576084874Feng Shui isn't real.
>>576084884Anime McQueen's hat looks STUPID and the shorts are frumpy. Red Teio looks like a barbarian from some backwater mountain tribe. The music swap after the innate procs is kino at least.
>>576084962no I dowell like dantsu actually, you can be miracle
>>576085005rude
>>576084574【SUMMER-田舎の性活- ASMR】幼馴染と過ごすエッチな日常
>>576084937Taiki
>>576084536Or before Biko Pegasus gets her first.
>>576081828Hey Tore! /Uma/ Club: the club: the movie has a spot just for you! Cool club. Strong club. Cute club!Join these bunch of crazy hooligans navigating the s-rank seas today!~reply to apply!
>ads using slopa sign of discord faggotry
Why does Helios wear socks and sandals in her casual outfit
SUPER CREEK DELICIOUS LOOKING TITS FILLED WITH MILK AND JOY
>>576085108I NEED HER
I have less motivation to do this rng trashfest scenario than fucking MANT autotraining is the only thing keeping this game alive at this point
>ceek keks are /pol/tardsadds up
>>576085709I'm pretty sure they knew how trash the scenario is and that's why they realeased this jp feature years early
uh oh rightie melty
>>576084540>New Condition: Slow Metabolism
>>576085841POV: you just finished a mirako autoplay career
>>576085749
>>576080171Thanks bro>having all released SSRs would give you 21%>having all SRs 7.35%>having all Rs 8%>that's 36.25 total>so in practice he has all but 6 and a half SSRs MLB assuming all SRs and Rs mlbd and mxlvlHoly... I don't even want to calculate the money, he might have spent, even Fermi would be afraid of such estimation
>>576085134Thanks anon!
>Hayashi got 0 Speed Marus in 400 pullsBWAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAH GET FUCKED LIL DICKY CHINKY FUCKER
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/K64kGa>https://jiggie.fun/K64kGahttps://jiggie.fun/K64kGa>https://jiggie.fun/K64kGahttps://jiggie.fun/K64kGa
>>576084789Most winning fronts on Harajuku say otherwise
>>576085962wait is laurel another shotacon
>>576085097KIMI TO YUME WO KAKERU
>>576086034>Hayashi so desperate for attention he's self-loathing now
UWAAAA MISTER THERMOMETER WORKS SO HARD IN SUMMER UWAAAA
>>576086034God helps those who help themselves
Missed joining Mambo for another month...
>>576086050Join public lobbies and you'll see why haru is a meme. Most lobbies there are filled with people who don't know what they're doing. At launch publics were way more sweaty than /uma/ rooms but it seems most those sweats host private rooms in Discords now
>>576086112
>>576086293good
>>576085984200 pulls is about 400 dollars. At 400 pulls you have a ~50% change to MLB a card at a .75 drop rate. So every dual card banner had a minimum of 800 pulls, which amounts to 1600 dollars every few weeks. Affordable if you're a tech worker and enjoy lighting money on fire. It is probably still cheaper than owning a boat.
>>576086293We've had ads up for like 2 weeks gwo
>>576086293We posted ads days before rest, bro. Why didnt you respond...unless thats your bit
curseddahby.png
>>576086378If it makes him happy it's fine, not like boat owners are happier because of it anyway
>>5760863987 and Mambo is cute forever4 and Fuku fucking dies
Mambo is still 29/30 tho
>>576084261Falco is giving her fans a special performance as any true umadol should.
>>576086654WHAT THE HELL NO
>>576086168Haha you know who else works hard?Meet mr. sperm *rapes you*
>>576086654Let's fuckin go
>>576086325Private rooms still recorded on Harujaku?
>>576081970
>>576085105I can be Mirako
>>576086698We're reserving it for your danchou, he'll join in about 13 hours
>>576086736Die Fuku die4 and you can never post Fuku ever again
>>576086839I've seen people say it only uses public lobbies but maybe I was lied to
>>576086862yippie
>>576085921Somehow she still won all her races.
> Kita and Anges MLB and +40 priority bonus >doesn't show up as a rainbow 3 days in a rowI swear special priority gets nerfed during URA finale
>>576086726I think all rich umas would lend you money if you give them what they want
>>576086976Fuku forever!
>>576086965>/Uma/ Club is 28/30...
>>576081828So what are the official /uma/ club rankings now? Which clubs went up, which went down, which ones ceased to exist and which ones are currently pulling a Mambo?
I have no motivation to try and compete against the xog this scenario....
>>576086726paamanko
>>576086994I see a tuber's comp on Harakaku and they hosted a lot of private rooms
>>576086726sooooooooo what you're telling me is that king, maccies, fine, palmer and kitasan are the best options? got it.always wanted to meet some yakuza boys, they seem like chill guys!
>>576087154it's too early bro. the month just started a few hours ago
>>576087154>currently pulling a Mambo?what does this even meanis it good or bad
the hog is calling to me
>>576087338It is this.
wtf do you mean it's pronounced tannHOYZA
>>576087419You do not even need 6 to win thoughnevereverbeit
>>576086293it would help if you posted ID
The tight anus of Seiun Sky
>>576087036This scenario actually pisses me the fuck off it is legit like -100 speed or more if your cards just give you the bird and fuck off for the last 3 turns
>>576087746hmmm nyo
>>576087808I have this
>>576086398>>576086494>>576087746he does this every month gwo
>>576086654why would you kill the poor orenji like that?!
Hey Mambwos I do 20 Million fans a day and really wanna join your club, I also have 5 accounts and yes I get 20 Million fans a day on each one of them.Sadly I can't access my account right now but I would love to join you guys with all my accounts in a week. Can you leave 5 spots open for me
didn't realize I could fan farm and (almost) hit 1.1k stamnew strat
>>576087863
>>5760878797 and I'm sorry4 and fuku dies
>>576087849I know
>>576087928tummy made for punching
>>576088067>67
>>576088025OH HEY FINALLY I GOT THAT 2*+ STAM AND MED PINK
Did a spy infiltrate your club today?
>>576087928i need her so fuckign bad this alt has ruined my life
Danchum is getting greedy...
>The only two umas I have for this CM are El and Inari.>They aren't even good.help
>>576088067>7Umazing!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>discord
>>576088232it's so mambover...
>>576088214We haven't filled any of our empty spots, actually the opposite happened and we lost more players. So no, no new spies here
>>576087849maybe this month he'll post his IDick
>>576088191wrong zoomer umayou want wei uma not burger uma
>>576088191I want her assburgers so much...
>>576088232>refresh your tp with carats a couple times a dayThat's literally just 4 runs a day, tell your danchud he's a schizo.
SHORTSTACKS SHORTSTACKSSHORTSTACKS
>>576087746777438824907
ikuno........................dictus
>>576088583this one is just a midget
>>576088497This reminds me of a guy we called Hamburger pants.He was in my class and during class would pull hamburgers out of his pants and eat them. This happened every day.
is it true what I heard about horsemeat
>>576088658What do you think shortstack means, anon
1000 METERS OF STRAIGHT KINOTODAY
>>576088712No, it's even worse
I have Creek and Finemo both at 2LB and two SSR tickets to use, who should I MLB?
>>576088885Get them both to 3LB :-)
>>576088885Fine a 100000000000x overplease do not use it on creek for this scenario I beg you
>>576088819ALL IN ON BIG CAESAR
>>576088651Do you have a Dictus Itasha car
>>576088583I LOVE shortstacks. They're basically walking titjobs.
its me!
>>576088885Fine Brick is almost deadSuper Freak is good for another two years
Wasn't Umama supposed to be savior fag? She is still in Umanko guys...
>>5760888852bqh if you made it through this far just keep them until ramonu pullsor you can go creek now
>>576089041>Fine Brick is almost deadlike this retarddo not listenshe will still be the second best wit card even WHEN ramonu is out in like 4 months
I can't stop farting.
>>576088583>>576089019Based.
>>576088651Why is she so erotic?
>>576089150>I need the thickest shortstack you have. >No, that's too thick.
>>576089119brick still has some life to it in gm but then it's dead dead
>>576088067SHIRAOKI-SAMA SAVES!
I'm just gonna say it.I prefer stocky Cingray Inari One to oppai-loli game Inari One.
>>576087419>need all that fuss just to lose against a mid xogOh Crickey...
orenji
>>576089387Her name literally has the word dick there
what if i kissed oguri
https://x.com/ayukinoko/status/2083024894577774743wtf happened to seiun sky's voice over the years
>>576089789youd smell the pizza burp
Kris Love
I think I fucked up my parent looping plans and now I got to train a Dober with Dirt sparks for Xoguri, it seems. Am I cooked? Only Ulala has ever given me those.
What we thinking?
>>5760901867 and she gets cake4 and she get polonium
I need to roll a Suzuka or Kitasan parent with a lot of greens and sparks
Who is your Dirt oshi?
>>576090424copacopa of course
>>576089789She’d unhinge her jaw like a snake and eat you
>>576090169Impressive greens. She might not gas if theres no debuffers.
should i be training regular maya or bride mayawhich ult is better to hand down?
>>576090164Hopefully. Every Hog that cooks itself is one less that I have to deal with.
>>576090169Uhh anon? Where is your sixth and seventh green?
>>576090424Rickey mogs a large portion of the cast with her stupid sexy body.She is annoying and boring in her story but damn. How can any uma compete with that physique?
>>576090487https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAwcj6d8XTQ
>>576090663>>576090663Bellow. hows now?
>>576090639I'm an open league bab with a shit deck, I'll never affect anyone from here negatively.
>>576089119She's already fighting for second best. Once we move on to winter CMs she'll be third for everyone but paces.
>>576090747I'd say you have a chance of victory
Tomorrow, I will be taking my talents to Mambo.
>>576090663Rickeys boost caps at 6 and anon obviously has solid steps at the bottom of his list and probably front savvy too honestly even though the 7th is wasted.
>>576090424Rickey, I honestly fell in love with her design and voice.
>>576088885Creek still has a lot of life left. Fine is about to die unless you're a pace main. >>576089073He said SSR ticket, not Crystal.
>>576090169Very understammed gwochacho
>>576090832Cool i tried very hard to do it all these days and now i dont know what to do nextt.newcutie>>576090849you're right
>>576090847We're full
>>576090694
>>576090424
musu
>400 total pulls on the Tachyon and Hello banner, last of them today.>All I've gotten is an LB1 Hello and a Rice Power SSRShould I end it all bros?
>>576090186These are always cute.
>>576091009are we? i don't think that nigga is accepting the invite
>>576091009WHAT THE FUCK
what do they say at the start of the copano rickey song?it sounds like "wei copa rickey" or something
>>576089437>have to MLB Ramonu>also pick one style and MLB that card too>also MLB El>also get SoE stam if you don't want to suffer for Longsjesas
>>576091117Not work safe image on work safe board
Bit late but are any A+ clubs left recruiting
I was promised club drama where is it?
>>576091231You will be lucky in next banner bwo
>>576091392nothing ever happens
>>576091324SoE is a bit of a luxury since she doesnt live long enough as the BiS stam card to warrant most players to pull. Also Ramonu and El are an entire scenario apart and both have free pulls. MLBing both of those really isnt the issue.
>>576091371/Uma/ Club is recruiting if you can spare a few more minutes queueing up auto runs
>>576089850sucking too much torena's dick
>>576091368>Seems we can avail of thiswhy do ESLs translate images into english instead of their own gluck-gluck language?
>>576091231Yes, might as well dump those sparks into Hello I guess.
>>576090424I want to like Falco because she herself is very cute but her career story fucking SUCKS. For now it's Rickey but I'm waiting for Transcend.
>>576091524because burgers are too braindamaged to learn japanese so they depend on SEAfags to translate shit for them
>>576091551>waste sparks on card for one campaingbwo?
>>576091524my theory is that there are more ESL than native speakers, so it's more profitable for them
Danchou is unusually quiet today...
>>576091481Whats the quota looking like? Im doing 5-6m per day atm.
Its not that important to have the most meta cards.Except for scenario pal card you gotta have those bitches at any cost.Otherwise you just need SOME mlb ssrs.
all of these "card is good for this length" charts mean nothing unless ur willing to shell out hundreds of dollars each banner
>>576091656Yeah.
I NEED AN A+ CLUB TOMORROW PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
there's no way i'm picking a style i'm going to pull horsies and cope
I'm here to fuck boys
>>576091836you're very close to the estimated minimum of 6.5 if going by what happenedn the last 10 days in s-rank last month. Ideally you'd be able to spend a couple minutes on some extras here and there to not be rock bottom but you're basically there
>>576091980Post your id!!
The smart thing to do on cards is pick a couple banners to save for and hope to get spooked until you max ancillary cards while pulling for them.Im gettin some maxed cards just on the side after pulling deep on KB Rico Finemo and Light.
Is it true that this Balenciaga wearing crybaby is actually for (you)?
>Eternal B+ club hit 1100 last monthm-masaka...could we actually hit A for the first time this month.....
Any clubs recruiting?278638194499 leaving my ID
>>576092268what are you looking for? There's B, A, A+, and even an S club looking for people right now
>>576092236very
>>576092367dont forget b+
>>576091265he seems like a bum anyway, we need to stop hiring bums
If you're not in a club you're useless
>>576092108792547319328
>every style gets a 4s 0.25 gold skill>the front runner version is the only one you can't get from a cardThis is frontie discrimination
>>576092428It's a tradition
Did you know that new umas at tracen are warned never to be photographed while standing next to Biwa Hayahide and Narita Brian?
>>576091524It's really bizarre how popular it is for people who understand neither Japanese nor English to go out of their way to translate Japanese text into English
>>576092532Mambo wants (you)! Put /uma/ and mambo in your profile and apply
>>576092606but why
>>576092236Incredible for you, she's just an absolute failure and you meet her while she's getting dragged by Air Groove like a disbehaving child and recognized by her online username.
>>576086168I love her
>>576092695Too many young umas were mogged and lost all self esteem.
genuinely can't tell if all these mambo posts are trolls or if they're seriously recruiting
>>576092695They say their heads look smaller for some reason
>>576092763
So are you guys trying to fuck the umas or nah?
7 and I start a club called Fuku for Fuku fans4 and I start a club called Fuku then immediately kill it
>>576092895Whats happening? I suddenly feel like giving money to cygames after watching this. What spell are they casting on me?
>>576092971every single day
>>576092551you WILL roll for Manyano
>>576092895
>>576093002We already have a club for Fuku fans
>>576092386>>576092763Thank you. I will now spend all my money on her when she releases in 2032.
>>576090424She's my turf oshi, too of course.
>>576093002Why start when you can steal a club named after another uma?
>>576092671ok I'll apply tomorrow
>>576093093No one will do that
>>576082823I have fond memories of this day
>>576092971Most of them are trying to fuck you instead.
>>576093250Need a white woman like this
Which uma is everyone in here trying to fuck?
>>576093416Hishiama in a maid outfit, personally.
>>576093220silence, curren
>>576093416pama
>>576088067
>>576092075Honestly I could do that I havent been playing at all at work, could probably do a lot more even
>>576093485THIS GUY GETS IT
>>576093101
>>576093093I will roll for bouncy cunny...>>576093220I will roll for sloppy tummy...
>>576093416
>>576093416Cows.
>>576093560please join anon. everyone is really nice, the extra club activities are kino, and you will even get free carats this month from the club event. Not to mention, everyone is always pitching in to help the runs be as efficient and painless as can be.We'll literally teach you how to gain the most from your whole 3 extra minutes during the day spent queuing the silly thing up 3 times.
>>576093416Mother AND daughter
>>576093093My friend bounces like this. He'll probably post in this thread soon.
>>576093560do NOT join /uma/ club
>>576093921>oyakodonMANY SUCH CASESMANY ARE SAYING THIS
which clubs are actually recruiting and don't fucking say mambo
>>576093416not only fuckbut cuddle and marry
>>576093916Is it actually just 3 times though? I would expect the required fan count to be closer to 4 fan runs a day (so like 120m)For context I am not in /uma/club or interested in joining, just curious
I am quite fond of T.M Opera O
I prefer American horses.
>sloptard AND creektardits only missing ntr/antiJPschizo and the pedo, which I suppose could be the sloptard
>>576094125Yeah it's more like 4-5 a day. Anon is being gaslit
>>576093916924864152104
>>576093784me trying to convince inari one that all the real edokko girls do standing paizuri
>>576094010the heck is wrong with you? I'll take you on. One-on-on!>>5760941253 *more* times than the anon was saying he does anyway. So you know, 3 more minutes? At S rank the lowest clubs took the usual daily output up by about 4.3m when auto released.
What is your guys' problem with the anon who likes Super Creek? She's really sexy
>>576093505
adopt her
cm17 status?
>>576094389I love her!
/uma/ club love
agnes digital is the type to hide a Comic Lo collection under her pillow
>>576094383>3 *more* timesah see, there's the problem: my illiteracyLooking forward to seeing how the fan situation develops.
odd the summer version of this was like +10 more statsnot that much considering it's a lvl 5 facility compared to this 3
>>576094527
>>576094674>Looking forward to seeing how the fan situation develops. you and I both! whatever crazy number it ends up at, it will be nice to know the new normal and stop guessing and doing desperate math to figure it out>>576094506looove~>>576094354see you when you get here toreina
Happy 420 tamalove
>>576094382This is true.
>>576095176Haha we got the weed number lmao
how is this run exploding you think?>>576094935copa copper
>>576095318You don't have enough stamina. Probably end up something like 1500 700 1100 500 1100
i like bigwa hugeboob
next jiggumshttps://jiggie.fun/rUoAJ9>https://jiggie.fun/rUoAJ9https://jiggie.fun/rUoAJ9>https://jiggie.fun/rUoAJ9https://jiggie.fun/rUoAJ9
*twitches*
jiggie world order
>>576095709yes umama glue the run by not clicking stamina
>>576095318I've been running autos for days trying to get a suzuka or kitasan parent with a bunch of green sparks and green race sparks so I can use better cards instead of using card slots for greens.
>>576095796what kind of cardsbut yea should def do that
What produces the best of the best genetic monster uma sparks?-Slowly building up one set of sparks over time that both parents share til you birth a little monster that hits on everything?-Or smashing two completely different lineages together for the variety to try and birth a monster child that sparks everything? (borrows try to do this but I'm talking about when you are 0/5 and working off your own uma)
Danchou said he will give me TP potions if I run out is he lying to me?
People are working so hard on their Rickeys. Good luck bros. Hope you dont just watch them lose to xoguri race after race.
>>576095852Gorilla princess
>>576095709There's no reason to run 2 wit cards on a 20% wit growth uma, especially when you're not building front Ricky
I FORGOT THE SPECIAL SONG THINGYwhoops
>>576095897what do you think
>>576095887Ive been running this going back and forth between anni bourbon and Jordan for my gold heal. My super creek doesnt have enough levels. So I have to use a speed card for golds and Condor has sunny day and standard distance so I cant afford to run kb with no greens. But this deck needs to high of a roll. Anni bourbon sucks. But Im afraid of getting the perfect run and then Jordan doesnt give me the gold on her event.
>>576096081Pokkute!
>>576096343>mfw Rick Flair won on WWF
>>5760958971 is more consistent2 is more gamblyYou should be doing both1 on your own2 with your borrows, since you only have 5
Would it be possible to marry Fusaichi Pandora without having to take on Almond Eye as a daughter? I don't much care for her.
Good grandparent finally?
>can run on every track>has 1-4 TP as a uniquestrange no one ever mentions Yukino Bijin
>>576096654we fucked
>>576096569
>>576096717>no one ever mentions Yukino Bijindo you ever come to this thread at all
>>576096714your racing stam? ignited wit? groundwork? any useful white?
Biko on my Riko
>>576096717We're rolling for Yeppers here actually.
is the strength Urara card actually good? How often does the charming event proc
>>576088497Jordan assburger vs Light Hello assburger?
If you roll on the fine motion and smaru banner youre a fucking idiot just saying
https://vxtwitter.com/RevenantKZ/status/2083618934004052192?s=20
>Hayashi is back in bricked
>>576096717She comes out when Light Hello has drained everyones balls of carats. Anni Falcon and the steam punks suffer the same fate.
quite literally none of my events finished, bummerwell suzuka's did but I can already get her gold from being a social linkstam came out on the lower end too so need to upgrade parent slightly>>576096153I'd explode if I tried that deck
>>576097117No fucking way
>>576096943nobody talks about yeppers (forma de uma), people only talk about calling her yeppers and her card being a NSM bot
>>576097117Eh?
>>576097046What retard would roll on that banner? Anyone had the choice to max either finemo or smaru unless they are a whale. The time has passed to roll on those cards.
>>576097117>WELCOME HOME CHEATER
>>576096996Tachyon LOVE
>>576097117>it's real
>>576097121surely you have uma tickets to spend though, right?
>>576097117>israelwtf is /uma/ club planning now
>>576097117Home...
>>576096714Yes this is very goodWhite list is small, but what is there is strong enough to use as isGood GP
>>576097385Need my face buried between her super tits
>>576097117>the raped male comes back.jpg
Gold City feet replicated at 4:1 scale in gold-plated titanium and mounted on a pedestal in the central hall of the most prestigious art museum
I tried running this deck in URA but I failed to meet the rec stats for open league. I tried it now in Unity and I went past the rec stats... I'm unsure if I failed in URA doe to having shitty summers. What do?
hey autis/uma/bwos do you have a spot for an old friend?
i cbf doing another 200 for tachy. i only got 1 of her. i bet I'll end up with 5lb light hello
>>576097117Shitposting about him for an entire month and they instantly fold and take him back.And he goes back to them even after they bullied him for a month.Is there a more cucked club?
>>576097487Why are you trying to run Xog in open league? What the fuck is wrong with you? Let the newfags and shitters have peace.
i did it i have become a better torena i finally did not have to witness her personal 9/11 at the end of the career there is nothing more for me in this game i am free
>>576097054Doto is evil
>>576097721But I'm a newfag/shitter...
>>576097820Arima Kinen is cool and all and congrats anon, but I think she really wants to beat a Xog or 20 in next CM.
>>576097117>Danchous visiting /Uma/Club for a month to kiss The Wall isn't a meme
>>576097662no one's forcing you bwo
>>576097859Uni more like Beauty
>>576097117qrd?
>>576097719as if we have a tell if he can get back, it's current danchou's decision
I know hot, fresh drama is starting but don't forget cleat shop reset in 4 minutes
>+6 stamina * 3 => 198 over the course of a runDo you think I can get away with Daiwa Scarlet?
What's sex with Agnes Digital like
I'd take caution if I were youYou do not come crawling back to the place that helped you manage the clubA second apology should suffice
You haven't been in a CM room until you've met 4 other 564 murmurs
>>576097552Is that who I think it is
>>576098123>>576097369did bricked have a dicksword or something? Where are these even coming from
>>576097914ill be honest anon i love pulling umas into races that they dont belong in, especially urara into any turf cm, but this time i am not blind to how the worst xoguri is massively overperforming in the upcoming oneit'll be heartbreaking to see my daughters fucking explode into shrapnel because this is still xoguris world, we're just living in it
>avatarfagging by spamming off topic twitter garbage from literal who nobodiesokay
>>576098057insane upgrade holy shit
>>576098059is it still race 1 tickets those are virtually all max
>>576098216Just apologize bwo
Meanwhile, at public rooms.
>>576097552We're full :)
>>576098036You could always leave if you hate your Danchous decision. It's literally the first day of the month
>>576097117Well I don't really care, I didn't get kicked for his spot so it's fine by me.
>>576098057needs a little more work because the two hair models are still clearly visible but i could see it
>>576096717im thinkin... gonna roll for yeppers
>>576097117>>576097369>>576098123ewww
>>576098330I bet she rides like crazy
>>576098371
>>576081828First rate club Basashi (850734315) is looking for 2 more members. With your help we can reach A next month.We keep it pretty chill, just do your auto careers and request hoes.If you're interested send a join request to 850734315 with /uma/ in your description or reply to this post with your trainer ID and I'll send you an invite.
yukino brickers
>>576098330She's a lot cuter without the angular face and dsl
>>576098231how about this?
"come here, Trainer. sit down in the middle, we need to have a little talk about your outings with Light Hello"
>That bioBricked is the new mambo?
>>576098671I have nothing to say to you, man uma and uggo
>>576098715no you fucking retard?you're delusional if you think 50mil is too little to keep a+
>accepts randoms into the club>has a cult discord not disclosed to new members
>>576098123Why is this gay ass posting feet pics on dickscord
>>576098824It's about the bio retardAnd 50mil is way too low double retard
>>576098824Retard, it's the same as Mambo's bio, I'm not talking about numbers
I want to be hugged by Taiki Shuttle.
>>576098642need to cum on that back right now
>>576098917Dia would save us from the rampant faggotry itt
Lingerie Sexo!
Shiraoki-sama will bless your pulls.
>>576098974>no more 1 run every 3 days rulenyo...
>>576099106HOLY FUCK I NEED THEM
>>576097117>isrealok this is actually pathetic lmaobrickedbwos were all saying for weeks he's a faggot and the how much the club improved without himactually battered housewives
Brick and Mambo being back to lolclubs home…
>the goontards have arrived
>>576098974>>576098715The danchoucord is real
>>576098949>And 50mil is way too low double retarddelusional faggotI'll grudgepost you at the end of august
>>576098949>And 50mil is way too low double retardIt's actually overkill for A+.
>>576099106where is rulership lingerie artwork
>>576099346>paizuri slave reaction imageannouncing your own arrival is a bit cringe
>>576099346>mfw
>>576099569Is it really?
Why does /uma/ club have such a high turnover rate? Do people get bullied in there or something?
>>576099880stop noticing!!!
>>576099415>>576099569Just look at last weeks fan counts. This Club finished below 500 and it gained a Billion fans in a week. That's slightly more than 4 Billion fans a month. Now divide 4 Billion by 30 and tell me how many fans each member needs to earn to hit A+
>>576099880Idk but I want to make out with Suzuka while running my fingers across her slender body. For a couple of hours at least, ideally.
whore
>>576100012you'll see at the end of august where I just laugh at you I guess
>>576100000ruh roh quints of trvth....
>>576100112Keep coping retarded trash, I won't even bother laughing at a subhuman like you.
>>576100185I'm gonna have a lot of fun grudgeposting at the end of august, hope to see you there low iq faggot
>>576099880After Bricked members started posting Hayashis discord pictures he got bullied very badly in /Uma/Club
>>576100262when are you going to be grudgeposting again I missed the date
>>576100074Monogamy is the opposite of being a whore.
>>576100012A club that made less fans in a month than Bricked did? yeah I can see that, so what?Can you even read graphs? Or are you illiterate?
Pains me to say it, but it looks like the lolcow was right, brickedqwos...
>>576100379But then why would he go back to his abusers...? Is it stolkholm syndrome?
Cuckedbros...
>>576100423Anon I'm not telling you Bricked won't make it, I'm telling you a 50M minimum is not enough. If the majority of people in Bricked are only slightly over 50M fans by the end of the month you won't hit A+
so close
>>576100764Do I want to song carryover if I already got the good songs concert 1?
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/cRLxiR>https://jiggie.fun/cRLxiRhttps://jiggie.fun/cRLxiR>https://jiggie.fun/cRLxiRhttps://jiggie.fun/cRLxiR
How much would the quota for an A club be? >A club>quotaYeah yeah I know, I'm just curious
>>576100764You're doing it right. You don't want 23 unless you got event chains early and have to catch up with friendship + specialty (in which case I think your run is bricked)
>>576100893Like 25M I guess
>>576100639>already backing out his claim
>>576097117
>43m in July>I'm the 10th best in my clubRealistically speaking, should I hop?
>>576101091You should.
>>576100893500m bro did you know they made 5 billion last week
>>576100816no idea, I try to do 4 songs each time,except if I hit the skill points song early, then I do the minimun I need for a full gauge and I go all out for the concert before summer 2, because I fish for the max amount of friendship songs I can, mainly the 10% ones>>576100946yeah I got a good amount of them t before the final concert just to see if I could get them all
>>576100893>>576100956Looks to be about 20-30M monthly yeah
>>576101091If you're below A, yeah sure.
Does danchud really expect me to set up a 50 minute timer all day to reach 100mil this month...
>>576101217I'm in a A ranked Club
>>576101249I did it without the timer
>>576101353You'd be like bottom third of an A+ club so idk if they'd be willing to take you.
>>576101038Where did I mention Bricked in my claim. 50M quota is not enough, of course if everyone in your club gets way more fans than the required quota the quota doesn't matter./Uma/club could enforce a 5 million fan quota and still hit S or at the very least A+ because their players will farm a lot anyway.My point is that 50 Million is nowhere close to enough fans for A+ next month
>>576099874NTA, but honestly who can say at this point. It really depends on how willing the playerbase as a whole is to do multiple autocareers, and how loyal the club members who used to be leaches, are to their low rank clubs. 100mil is about 5 or 6 auto careers a day, which is actually pretty reasonable for anyone who has a job where they can sneak in 5 minutes of phone time every hour or so.
>>576101448You botted though
>3spd>Barely any rainbowsAaaa
I got distracted by your stupid drama I forgot to buy the new shit from the cleat shop.
>>576101525TrueGuess I'll stick it out
Feels good to be on a B+ club, the rewards are lowers but there is no quota bullshit
>>576101792It's not going anywhere, dont worry.
Important! Which OG danchous haven't been groomed by Allen yet?
>>576101665Actually it was almost 100m but I did 5 borrows + autos when I rememberedIf you do timed fan runs for a whole day you can probably get like 70m a week
Feels good to be in a A+ club, the rewards are higher and there is no quota bullshit
>>576101628It's reasonable for everyone desu>wake up: check your phone and auto>arrive at work: set up another auto>break time: auto>job finished: auto>got home and took a shit: auto>going to sleep: auto
>>576101862The eternal danchou
I really liked the idea last thread of a random bottom 5 earner getting shot every monthevery club should do it, literally no downsides
>>576101819True but my club is getting dangerously close to A
you rolling?
>>576102083Aiiee why'd you post danchou. Now /uma/ club has a new target
>>576102126i'm sorry my nigga yukino bitchin'... tachyon stole all the pulls
I love drama so much bros
>>576102126
>>576102126Sadly a pure oshipull, and I have to save up for my wife, so no. She's cute daughter material though.
what the fuckfrom the cleat tickets shopfrom white to rainbowand you don't give me tachyon
I think I'm going to start practicing polygamy
>>576102126yeppers
wtf i'm out of friend points
>>576102154He would never betray us he'd be nowhere near their quota
>>576101792>do a cleat multi >nothing againThat settles it I got SHAFTED on this gay arse Tachyon Hello banner WHERE IS MY NEXT TACHYON COPY
GET ZERO MAN NAKA MEZASEGO TO TOP ICHIBAN TE
>>576102264Fusaichi is only cool with it if its Ai-chan
>>576102329>>576102154He was gonna get recruited but rejected it and quit instead
>>576102328Stop buying silver cleats from the FP shop
>>576102264>he waifus the prostitute and the ugly princess
>>576102420I'm not giving her a choice.
>>576102083mambwos dickride their dead, flatlining, carcass of an ex dancho all the time.... but we do the same for gayashi ONE TIME and eeeeveryone loses their minds.... we live in a society....
Why all the /uma/ club hate?
>>576102492Keb did nothing wrong while hayashi is literally the devil incarnate and SEA
>>576102591it's just banter because there's very little to talk about right now other than club switches
How am I even supposed to build an ace for this CM??? I brought more than 12 stam spark, and borrowed Creek but then my speed, power, and wit are not high enough. What the fuck
>>576102126nyopers
>>576102775You roll high or you roll home
>>576102126>Gold City's simpSkip
>>576102775you get that stamina, without using creek
>>576101249Ungrateful Teioposter. Personally I will go for 300m this month so dancho can be motivated to raise the quota again.
>>576102775If you go that many stam sparks you forgo Creek
The umamusume could be in this very room! She could be you! Should be me! She could even be-
>>576102126nopers...I'm sorry...
>>576103091Tazuna!
please... wouldya kindly spare just one itty bitty lil' pull....
>>576103235Fuck off
>>576101980Its certainly DOABLE for everyone. But I dont think its reasonable for most players. A lot of people dont want to have to log in that much. Its a bit of a tight schedule, they'd much rather sneak phone breaks in at work.However I should clarify that I do think its reasonable for any player who was already in an A+club before auto career. I'm mainly talking about the player base as a whole. While a 100m quota does seem reasonable for an A+ club IDK if it will even be necessary.
>>576097593SEXwiththisBOY
>>576086726How is Palmer broke? She's still a Mejiro.
>>576103258>ugly gyaru
>>576103258gyarus do this for me
That's kind of cute...
>>576103258Palmer would never! Helois on the other hand…
>>576103057Yeah, but Creek gives me a Gold recovery (she didn't this run, but whatever). I guess I'd have to run something like Jordan for Breath of Fresh Air?
>>576102245is dacchis the new target for this month?
>>576103538She's a lolicon
thoughts?
>>576103271Teiopedo hands typed this
>was thinking about pulling for yukino>look at the stat bonuses>guts 20%Aiiiiieeeeeee
Its better than gold cleats
>>576103565Either that and borrow NN or keep borrowing creek but change sparks to power.
>>576103623>Creek's sex toy
Maya is so beautiful compared to Teio
>>576103598wtf did dacchuds do now
>>576103663countryside uma who knows nothing about the city going to tokyo only to get her GUTS trained (she has 20%, she's built to have her guts trained) by a gyaru-o torena....
teio a shit
>>576102245I want to rape dacchud after his umafans leak
>>576102603>SEA Yeah I hate him now
>>576103670
>>576103768theoretical adult Maya mogs half the case through to JP server
>>576103670>gold shitty
>>576103290I think people will keep it up for this month, free carats, the best parents casuals ever made and everybody is on their phone most of the time so it's easy access. Probably not doing all 10 runs but 5 auto runs a day is something I'm expecting almost everyone to be doing
>>576103598Nah still Bricked
>>576103670her feet in my mouth
>>576103959Her card? Most definitely
>>576102328People used to complain there was nothing to spend them on and Cygays overcorrected.
umasumi
I love Mejiro Ardan.
>>576104090Umasumi
>>576102434mmm nyo
>Use first SR ticket>Marvelous Sunday>Use second SR ticket>Marvelous Sunday>Check the day of a weekOh-
>>576103623sex
>>576101819B+ clubs might not be able to stay B+ clubs if they dont add a quota.How many of your leaches started doing auto careers, and how willing is your Dancho to kick people now? And most importantly, how loyal are your big earners?
>>576102434>silver cleats from the FP shop
>>576103258Since someone pointed out that Palmer's white streak looks like a 5, I can't unsee it.
>>576104354calm down buddyB+ is top 3000 you know how easy it is to get top 3000
h****** got rugpulled by /***/ ****
>>576104363The tickets
>>576104090umasumi. hope you sleep better than I did the last 2 days
I fucking love when summer RNG says "Fuck You No Rainbow Training Fou You" and you have to watch your run slowly going to shit.
Are any of the meta CM horses also good at TT?
>>576103684Guess I'll try that. Thanks.
>>576103796>country girl coming to the city to make it big convinently scouted by gyaru-oh trainer because he told her she can make a good idol
>>576104576If they have a consistent reliable unique, yes
>>576104485they kicked him before the gibs?
>>576104576All of them are good at TT now
>>576104179>>576104301you aren't slick, daccheats danchou
is there a way to watch the small training/date animations without actually running a career or auto
>>576104769Please use discord to talk with your boyfriend.
>>576104576As long as they aren't meta because of a unique that's hyper track specific and won't trigger half the time.
What did she mean by this?
>hur dur countrygirl>HAHA NTR TIMEsea hours arrived
>I have to wait 16h to leave Cygames' club prison>Someone else took my precious A and B+ club spots from the invitations I've gotThis feels worse than GL RNG.
Why is Teio so horny for the trainer?
>>576104909
my Ardan's fan count is still 1and I got her from her debut banner
>>576104921mindbroken. it's not even ntr lmao. the trainer is just a gyaruoh
>>576105076Teio is DDLG coded
>>576104930Why didn't you ask danchud to kick you?
>>576104930What kind of worthless daughter doesn't even answer her mother's texts at 2:32 AM in the morning?
>>576104930You can join /Uma/Club if you want
>>576102126Extremely ugly outfit. Should've stuck closer to he card art.
>>576105310>shouldve stuck to her WINTER SCHOOL UNIFORMyeah okay great point YOU MONOGOLOID
WHY THE FUCK DID WE INVITE BACK THAT FUCKING KEK IM LEAVING THIS SHIT CLUB NOW
>>576102126If they don't TL her tagline away I'll 5* her.
>>576105310>Running in ice skates
>>576105403mambwo...
>>576105310You cant run in ice skates you DORK
>>576086726You're right that King will complain about lending you money, but she wont be ACTUALLY be that angry about it. She should be to the right of McQueen.Fine should also be more to the right, but then she would be overlapping Ardan and that would make the chart less aesthetic, so I'm fine with her placement.I agree with the other anon about Palmer, how is she broke? I havent played her career.Dober's placement is completely wrong. She is an easy mark, who will lend money to any man if they pressure her enough and give her a few compliments, and she will lend money to any woman if they tell her a sob story.But I suppose that if the chart is only for how willing they are to lend money if you are honest about it, and take no for an answer, then I guess its correct. But in that case you should move her more to the right at least.
I am NOT getting dirt B/A huh
Stego cute.Journey cute.Nakayama cute.Goldship. Cute.
>>576105403you should rename the club to bricucked LMAO
>>576105410>Cute Sweet Flower of Iowa
>>576105403Do the opera sticker like he did
>>576105310>should have ran 2000+ meter races in clothes meant to withstand northern japan winters
Umama...is Hayashi's dick that good? You keep sucking him off
>>576105294I'm posting my ID tomorrow after I leave Cygames's prison.
>>576105586TBF we already have 4 umas wearing swimsuits and sandals in winter.
>reuploading not allowed>uploads it anyway
>>576105586Yeah nigga they let umas run in bikinis during winter.
>>576103942
nexto jiggohttps://jiggie.fun/gGuDG9>https://jiggie.fun/gGuDG9https://jiggie.fun/gGuDG9>https://jiggie.fun/gGuDG9https://jiggie.fun/gGuDG9
They kicked a happy and dutiful mid-table earner to invite the faggot back instead of kicking one of the bottom earners with tranny/foid names
>>576105862>kicking mayapedosbased>for a SEA cuckehhhhhhhhhhh
>>576103942>
>>576105862>"Let's do our best!">gets kickedFuck. That's so pitiful. He didn't deserve that.
>>576105862I cannot imagine a more cucked existance. You guys were turning out to be the best club here last month
>>576105862Let's do our Be
>>576081828How is Maya so cute and sexy?
>>576105862>kicking a dutyful playercringe>kicking a mayotroon pedoBASED>replaced him with a seatardhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
if all support cards are on a time limit then when do i ever roll for umas
>>576105862What the fuck
Kick me /Uma/ Club. I don't want to be here any more.
>>576105978>>576106061I don't even know where this maya came from but i still laugh every time i see it
>>576105862Why did he leave /Uma/Club anyway? Was the quota to high for him and now he came back to flatline and leech?
>>576106208You don't.
>>576106208You'll have enough time to save for both relevant support cards and still roll for the occasional uma.Also the $20 uma voucher every half anni
>>576106265Probably the same reason umama left
>>576106182>mayotroonThere's only one confirmed troon mayano fan
>>576098065>660 stamWhat a shitty card
>>576106208If you're F2Poor, you don't. Support cards are significantly more important than umas.Whenever there's a strong meta uma, you can use all your tickets on her though.
>>576106208>omni-man.png
>>576106308Spic uma twitter I think
ryanxwonbin...
>>576105862I feel bad for bullying mambo now when there was actual evil shit like this going on
>>576105495I've got Brian to Dirt S twice now, but neither reroll nor original sparks had a hint of dirt in em.
>>576106208roll umamusumes all the time and cope on cards
>>576106532As you should
>>576105862this is actually embarrassing brickedcucks
>think CM mile will be different>people are just spamming solo Pace Xoguri/Finemotion + 2 KeenEye debuffers anywaysdid debuffs actually get banned in JP i heard?
>>576105862wow
>>576104354>auto careersWe only gained ranking after they got added>kick peopleNo need to since everything is perfect>how loyal are your big earnersNo one left so it looks like they're happy
>>576106691only 564 got banned
hi
>>576106667mambodancho can we invite the bricked refugee stat he didnt deserve it
sometimes I wish my club was memed about more often and then the first rolls around and I'm thankful people forget we exist
>>576106770how does that work? like if you go to sign up an uma with 564 it gives you a unique popup that says "oops! can't have that skill" or something?
>>576106691>pace>xe doesn't knowDO NOT check after school stroll conditions
>>576106817Why would you want to punish the poor guy by putting him in Mambo
>>576105862this guy was regularly a top earner why the fuck would you even do this
>>576106879LMAOFuck I actually laughed at that
>>576105862>dumps the betacuck provider for the guy that pumped and dumped themyeah bricked is definitely a woman's club
>>576105862>Top earner during MANTholy shit
>>576106974>lea flatlining every month
>>576106794
>>576106770>>576106861564 and debuffs get banned>like if you go to sign up an uma with 564 it gives you a unique popup that says "oops! can't have that skill" or something?Even when you're training an Uma, if you try to learn a debuff skill it'll go "hey buddy the next CM bans these, you sure you want to do that?"
>>576093546
>>576106861it says the following skill wont proc on this race
>>576107064is she good?
>>576106879sho mean..... i was just trying to be nice.....
>buy the guaranteed 3 star uma>its a fucking eishin flash dupeim gonna kms
>>576107168Dusseldorf calls
>>576107168welcome to cygays' scamchas, torena
>>576094935NO
>>576107168>buy the scam>get scammed
>>576105862you girls are evil
>>576107107She's good, yeah. Great as a grandparent too since her unique is almost always nice to have for anyone that isnt a front and she can easily pass on straight adept and homestretch haste sparks.Also SEX
>>576107168Based. She's all you need in your life.
>>576107168i got bamboo memory off mine, could be worse desu
eflash has an annoying personality gimmick
>>576105862He was one of the people we recruited off of Discord to fill some empty slots. We wouldn't have kicked a guy from /uma/. Stop trying to make us look bad faggot
What if I used the free ticket on getting Wit Nishino to 1LB
>frogposting retard>[-]filtered
>>576107168Marked....
>>576107375kill yourself
>>576107260essentially everything he just said>576107353so do you, contrarian
>>576107375sure
>>576107375>we recruit from discord>stop trying to make us look bad faggot
>>576107353That's just being g*rman
>>576107375yeah, noi dont believe you
>>576107248An explanation like that is not enough for me to understand...
>>576107375>implying kicking a guy who has been loyal and helpful to the club for months to bring back a turncoat dickrider is anything but despicable
>>576107375>we recruited off of Discordnot a good look
>>576107260nice
>>576107375The correct choice is to not let the faggot back in.
>>576107375even if that were true he deserved the spot more than a guy that literally left you for deadyou truly are battered cucks lmao
>>576107375You are making it even worse
>>576107375I might actually hate brick more than uma&co now
How did Hayashi go straight back to bricked with no communication whatsoever in thread? You're telling me he got flamed for a month straight, he reapplied a bit after reset and they just accepted him back in? Weird
>fail debut>basically no rainbows until november>training failure on late november with slightly over 40 energy>give up>out of borrows
>tell a funny lie>billions of (You)sit's that easy
>>576107728Don't question it bwo.
>>576107728they just have no backbone
>I was just pretending to be retarded
>>576107728he communicated through discord
>>576106908>kicked a top 3 earner for a discord buttbuddyholy fuck... bricked really is bricked.... kino if i say so myself
>>576107728>he can't communicate telepathically with other /uma/bwosThis is why we hate dicksword btw
>>576107728The answer is obviously discord >>576107375
>>576107728The guy who became danchud after him was probably already in his pocketJUST HOW MUCH MORE BETRAYAL CAN PAULIE TAKE?
correct. deal with it you KEK
>>576107728all these discord screenshots didn't tell you enough?
>can't hit rank 182>invite back a deserter just to gain 1 rankPathetic
>>576105862Please tell me this is made up. It actually makes me sick.
Guys I don't think the next thread WILL be better...
>>576105862
>>576107375bwo you are pathetic
mambodancho recruit that nigga NYOW
My club shamelessly recruits from discord I don't see the issue here
Life is short bwos, take care of which sticker you post in club chat next, you never know what may happen
>>576105862Now he's probably thinking he did something wrong by posting that emoji
>>576107964Could it be butter, though?
Allen, take the poor guy in. I will personally make up for his quota.
>>576108216>put him in an even gayer clubplease, the poor guy's been through enough
>>576102474she is NOT ugly>>576105310reminds me of a pokemon trainer
Danchou, give him HIV
Lets do our best next thread bwos!*gets shot*
imagine the conversation in /uma/club>ok guys I'm going back to bricked>wait...what? dont they hate you?>yea but they're cucks LMAO
>everybody saying to hoard as much as possible for Ramonu>which means skipping creek rerun, Machan, Vodka and Scarlet xmas bannersI don't think I can do this bros
>>576105862>>576107375>both are discordcucks>difference is h*yashi betrayed while this guy farmed fans during MANT while everyone else was flatlininglike bro... the logical choice is easy
>>576108474diamond hands bruvyou can do it
>>576108474You can have one (1) banner, as a treat
>>576108304There's no gayer than bricked after today bwo, all fun and games but they're unironically straight up evil
>>576085192please tell me you have hishiama maid art without all the text around
>>576104424Yes, because I'm a B+ club Danchou.The quality of some of my members changed drastically. I feel like I just did a massive gacha reroll on all of my club members.Some of my leaches are now doing over 5 auto careers per day, while the fan gains of some of my mid tier earners hardly changed at all, making them practically leaches by the new standards.We went from 2880ish to 1300 once auto career started, and club rankings are a zero sum game, for every club that moves up, another one will move down. I'm sure a lot of B+ clubs will drop to B next month if they havent already.Although I suppose its unlikely that any of the /uma/ B+ clubs will, they will probably all move up to A.
>>576108594Which is crazy because it felt like they were having a huge comeback arc while renouncing their former gay danchou. If I were in bricked I'd just leave right now, it's the beginning of the month and clubs are open
>>576108634i like manual more than most but auto is boring so i definitely dropped relatively
>>576108707>and clubs are openYour choices are:>mamboKEK, just bite the bullet bro
DANNCCHOOOOOOUUUU OTHER /uma/ CLUBS ARE KICKING PRODUCTIVE CUTIES FROM THEIR CLUB AND WE STILL AREN'T FUUUUUUULL
>>576093416to fuck? I'm running for my life bro!
>>576108707I want to but only for /uma/club or dash and idk if they have spots rnWe were on an upwards spiral and morale was high, this kind of shitty decision making is only going to have bad consequences long term
>>576108836A few of their top earners could jump ship to /uma/club if they wanted to
Umama, suck this guy's cock. I will personally make up for his quota.
>>576108836enjoy your short ride hayashi
>>576108836wtf rude.....
>>576108919ya I wanna leave too
>>576105862BANISHED from the uma party
>>576108936/uma/club is full iirc
>>576108919/Uma/Club has 1 spot open right now
>>576108474you need 60k carats by ramonu (tickets counts as 150 carats)so thats all you need to know, anything past 60k you can use to try on some other banner
>>576109085>>576109095the duality of uma
And members from Bricked just accepts this? I can't believe you faggots are even gayer than uma&co and /uma/club
>>576109140Still 2 after sniping that one dude?
>>576109163ESL alert
>>576109148I thought there was a reservation in game and one in the thread, meaning no spots leftCould be wrongDanchou would need to confirm
>>576109202mambo took one of the guys allen kicked
/uma/club? 3 spots. Take it or leave it.
>>5761091481 spot is reserved, another spot is open
>>576109163It's almost like there's another deeper meaning and the thread is just shitposting about it without full context?Nah, couldn't be.
>>576109095>>576109140The problem with their recruiting is you never know if they have reservations in advance/people waiting out the 1 day timer, I wouldnt risk leaving a club unless I was certain Im getting in another
>>576109258I'm not ESL. That sentence was just edited three times while I was writing it but I forgot to fix the grammar
>>576109408>>576109408>>576109408next thread will be better
>>576109279You just can't stop thinking about mambo can you Allen
>>576109262I thought the guy in the thread already joined or did Danchou find a new guy already to replace hayashi already? Might have missed that
>>576109494Ah, my timeline might be messed up thenMy bad
>>576100112"Eden" slopped some new headless tool that can apparently create and reroll 50-60 accounts an hour, they already have Icarus, and soon they will be able to auto start and finish independent careers as wellLiterally any retard can now easily make a club and fill it with 30 headless bots which can all earn 1.1~ million fans per hourhttps://files.catbox.moe/wykvst.mp4 (not giving that fag views)So imagine what happens if cygames doesn't crack down on this, bots already give an advantage over legitimate clubs, now what if they could also switch to new accounts every month for fresh carrots to burn on extra runs?There is no fucking way you would be able to keep up without a decent quotaWe already have one not so subtle bot club with 21 accounts pulling in 14mil/day during 1/2 TP: https://chronogenesis.net/club_profile?circle_id=325440368Give them all random names, random TT ranks, random comments, make them run at different hours, randomize the number of runs they do, and now you have a semi-legit looking A+ club, I wouldn't be surprised if by the end of October the top of A+ is all botsThere are a lot of casuals who don't even do more than one auto per day, so maybe the bottom of A+ will still be easy to reach, I guess we will have to wait and see what happens
>>576109620>>576109620>>576109620
>ntr threadlmao that faggot was waiting for it after usual baker went to sleep.
>>576109441>>576109635is this a running gag?
>>576111252nobody likes you V
>>576108818Exactly. IDK if you're in my club, but I have members like you, and I'm sure there are a lot of members like you in other B+ clubs.Just in case you are in my club, let me say that I do value loyalty/tenure, so I doubt you have to worry about getting kicked. If you are someone who likes manual runs then you were probably a decent earner before. All I ask is that if you think you think you MIGHT reach 100TP before the next time you log back in, then please start an auto career before you log out. IDK what my new quota for club members wiill be going forward but I'm gonna try and keep it at a level where as long as you do that (and also log in most days) then you wont have to worry about the quota.
