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The actual butter bread
mejiromanko
CUMA drama was better
Today can't get any worse huh...
this one
This one
hooker tarumanko
ardan is kinda boring
bro saw that another person was getting more attention and just had to make it about himself
>>576110212Not as boring as NTR
>send invite>this trainer is on cooldownhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm but i thought that if you got kicked....
Should have baked this bread earlier
>>576110290sauce?
I don't think this thread is going to last unfortunately
>>576110354The good posters will know the difference.
>>576110290It means he left on his own
>>576110426just keep spamming
kris sex
>>576110559He's spamming even harder.
How many carats do I need to have right now to not be bricked
>>576110550yeah I know... yet another literally fake and gay drama
>>576110742I mean I'm pretty sure if you are at like 10k you can get to 60k for Ramonu easily
>>576110742tree fiddy
>>576110290>>576110550>>576110784You can still invite people on cooldown, they just can't accept it till the next day. Try better next time damage control bricked faggots
>>576110784>Bricked forced him to manually leave so he'd have to endure the cooldownevil club
>>576110784If anything the danchud said he's inviting back hayashi so he was just based and left
>>576110941I'm not from cucked though
>>576110290You can invite trainers on cooldown
>>576110972She wouldn't act like this
Speaking of clubs, when are these donkeys going to wake up???We are already falling behind in the ranks
2 breads2 butters
>>576110941you're missing the point, if he got kicked he wouldnt be on cooldown
>>576111196this is the better breadand freshest
>>576111196This bread is more butter
>>576109620Is everyone still having fun with the increased quota across all clubs? Some people really did burn out and felt its an additional chore along with getting raped from the Tachyon banner
It seems the more evil your club, the more likely it will make it to S sadly, its a brick or get bricked world
>>576111196I'm posting in both, but there's not really much discussion worth here
>>576111293My club doesn't have a quota
>>576109743He's black?
>>576111293i dont have to play the game to reach that quota so
>>576111231YOU are missing the point, the game doesn't indicate if someone is on cooldown when you invite them, the invite just goes through but they can't accept it
>>576111293My club didn't do that though
Why is uma.moe club leaderboards broken
>>576111293It's really fun I get to drama post and shitpost for 50 minutes and my Parent run is finished
>>576111357*yet
>>576111423>retard thinks vibecoded shit can display null
>>576111408>the game doesn't indicate if someone is on cooldown when you invite themyou fucking idiot.
>>576111425N-neth, you promised
>>576111293It couldn't be going better bro
>>576111423give it a day
Clubs should just kick the bottom3 earners every monthliterally no downsides
>>576111158Umas are easy to tame
>>576111423I find that uma.moe always struggled during monthend stuff. Just use chronogenesis for that, it's working there and it shows last day and live updates
>>576111357Your club doesn't have a future
>>576111534Nishino wouldn't like this
>>576111527Nyo... kick MANT top earner then keep your flatlining tranny gf in the club bwo!
>>576111483Keep seething cucked retard
>>576111556Wow cool there will be 2 people joining your shitty event
>>576109836can't top the greats!
>>576111534Is it normal for kids her age to wear underwear like that
>>576111408holy larp at least attach an oguri picture
>>576111598she literally asks for it
so what did we learn
>>576111423Not a problem on chron
TOTAL FATASS DEFEAT
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/PQU437>https://jiggie.fun/PQU437https://jiggie.fun/PQU437>https://jiggie.fun/PQU437https://jiggie.fun/PQU437
>>576111748CBiggie
>>576111560Have fun in your second job that you don't get paid for bwo
>>576111713Southeast asia should be depopulated
>>576109836I'm so glad that happened before we had uma.moe tracking your club history
>>576111357invite the bricked refugee danchud
>>576111748God, she's so pretty.
>>576111408How to find out the real danchuds from the LARPers
>>576111790But my danchou pays me to play the game
>>576111713We still don't like schizos
>>576111790>second jobwhat makes you think he has the first job in the first place
>>576111812I'm not danchud just an enthusiastic member
>>576111713Bricked is cucked and they like getting fucked by Hayashis BSC
>>576110290So bricked are spreading lies now? You can't even see his id on chrono anymore, only fan records from previous months.
>>576111636first off, i wasn't the anon you were talking to. second, yes the game does tell you "This trainer is on cooldown" word for word, when you invite a trainer on cooldown. Please stop being a moron.
Hold on, I'll just ask danchou if you can invite people on cooldown and get to the bottom of this
>>576111979What if I'm only there to leak shit now
so did auto function ruin or save clubs
>>576112058It saved Mambo
>>576112049you can invite people on cooldown, it just means they left their club on their own
>>576112057Prove it
>>576112057That's something you should be doing on your spy alt not your main
come and watch me bounce like this in the proper thread~ >>576109408
why is Autis/uma/ still listed as A ranked on the rentry? it's been A+ for the last 2 months
>>576112058danchud increased the monthly quota to 100mil fuck that shi
>>576112165some things really never change umama
>>576112165crazy how the top road thread is actually discussing the game while the schizo trannies only talk club drama herei will take your offer and hop thread
>>576112260thanks for giving this thread +1 post bwo
>>576112165You should keep bouncing here with me
wait you guys have a fucking trannycord server for your club? lmao
hi guys i'm part of the discord raid
>>576112058Some had to do extra efforts to keep a good position within their rank but for most clubs it was a big win
uh oh chink melty!!
>>576112363/uma/club does! LOL!
>>576112363I just find it easier than censoring myself 94 times in Club Chat to get my message sent.
>nigger comes here seething every time the moment the new thread gets more comments than his shitty thread
>>576110742you do have money, right?
>>576112291>>576112260>sudden random ntr thread shillingYou can't tell me this isn't a discord raid or something
hello sirs please come post in my kindly thread thank you very much much obliged
why is this thread so schizophrenic?
>>576112571I wish Kita laughed at me like this
>finally got the sparks I wanted>forgot to schedule extra races
>>576112058Total flatliner death
>>576112642Remember to thank them for the +1 post in the real thread
No wonder people ignored my drama posts in the other thread. I'm here to save this thread.August drama is a top 5, but nothing tops autis/uma/ in recent months for me.
What does she want from me?
The Fat Filipino is crying
>>576112885She wants to be your emerald king
>>576112881I don't even remember any drama from them
>>576112881Their Danchou going from quitting to suddenly showing up in /Uma/Club was too funny
>>576112981Danchou grooming
I oficially BAN everyone from bricked from joining my cm lobbies and if I happen to see any of you in the next cm you WILL get raped.
yeah i'm thinking this semen slurping club (bricked) aint' for me
>>576112881>>576113024Would Autis/uma/ accept him back like bricked did, though?
>>576113050Oh right, I'm so used to that happening by now
>>576113141Better hurry we only have 1 spot left
>>576113080jiggly?
>>576112717I'm getting golden bricks
>>576113165Probably, danchou left on good terms, it was just Allen that caused the issue
>>576113165Probably but at least they are desperate for fans. Bricked has no excuses for taking back their danchou
What's the verdict, pull or pass?
>>576113401Borrrow
>>576113116It's not our fault we have retarded danchous, just ban them
>>576113305how did Allen cause any issue? Without him he would have quit the game
>>576113401gameplay discussion should be redirected here >>576109408
>>576113401tits
>>576113445GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>576113173>used to that happeningThis is a monthly occurrence? Since when?
>>576113165the thing that makes the bricked takeback so embarrassing is that they shittalked him all month and kept saying how the club was better without him
>>576105862
>>576113459You're lucky they got rid of IP counts to lessen your humiliation.
>>576113116Promise me you will post a screenshot before and after the race if you find one of them
>>576110785According to the pull planner you can get nearly 100k if you are in an A+ club, come 3rd in all the A finals, and stay in Class 6A shitter in a B+ club, who comes third in Group B, and is perma stuck in class 5 can still get about 85k carrats
>>576113523Other clubs like bricked
>>576113450I will continue to blame Allen for all the drama in /uma/. All the high stakes sniping drama.
>>576113401You just borrow it, you're never using it for Miles or Sprints and it's only situational on Mediums and Longs
>>576113116w-why, what did I do??
>>576113656Well you also have a solid example of uma&co fucking things up here like>>576113459>>576112165
>>576113590i'm not a shitter...
>>576113770Does this even count for club drama? I thought this is just the general split that happens every thread.
>>576113656Uma&Co are harboring literal play card-paid shitposters
>>576113401>friendship training>get sexy uma jumpscareUmashallah I can't train with this haram card or else I get a boner
>>576113881Sorry that was supposed to be in quotes, I didn't mean it like that...
>>576113889We haven't had this happen in a while iirc but at this point it's whatever
>>576113889local avatarfag schizo forces his shitty NTR threads and has his club members shill it and you think this is fine?
>makes a rogue thread>blames it on something...completely unrelatedMEDS!!!!!!!!
>>576114041Kill yourself UmamaYou are too easy to recognize
>>576114007business as usual
>>576113165I wouldn't mind, he was a nice guy after all. I really believe he was going to quit, being danchou of a highly shitposted club looks tiring. I'm only against kicking someone just for having him backI'm not danchou though, not even an og member, so my opinion doesn't matter
>>576114117TAKE THEM
>>576114212Retarded schizo like V
>>576114041>umama can't resist coming here and posting with us even after his danchud ordered him to bump Vs dead thread 20 timesCUTE *smooch*
is this "totally unrelated person" in the thread with us this moment, /a/tard?
>>576114352Yes!
>>576114317It was V himself probably that begged them to redirect
>>576114192>so my opinion doesn't matterAt least you understand your place
>>576114352>/a/tard
>>576114473Episode 1 spechan is the cutest spechan
I love Rice
>unironic /v/ faggot
>>576114473I want to be groped like Spe-chan
tomorrow will be worse
>>576114709Nobody cares about your shitty event
Jesus just let me hit that medium S
>>576114781I'll just join with an UF uma everytime he makes a room to grief it anyway
>>576114683i want specute to grope my dick
My trainee raped me
I'll join the V event maybe cause I like racing but I still hate V
Why does the other thread look like a wendigo just learning about umamusume?
>>576114683Spicaman is so fucking lucky
V will never be the same levels of comfy like umaJP events
>>576115171Because it's llike 1 person samefagging trying to keep it alive
>>576115340Creepy...
>>576115340This thread ain't much better
I got kicked out of Mambo
>>576115171hey, wendigos are people too
I was wronged today.
how bricked am i if i didnt get Great Success for one of my concerts
>>576115415What drama did you want to make up this time?
Fuckers I got to 200 pity and didn't get a single copy of Tachyon or Hello. who do I go forI also have an spare crystal for the uncap, but Im considering it using it with the selector to get my Kitasan to 2
I have a 1605 spd + medium S xoguri (720 stam, 603 guts + standard distance OO and racing spirit mood), should I buy right-handed/fall runner or is it an overkill? I can also buy Oppression, would it be better?
>>576115523can we do another umama x V story
>need to recruit>there are two threads>people are seemingly fired up about things>not a good time>its never a good timeguys just get along please i need to do something
>>576115415Fellow kicked bro...
>>576115593If it's good I will run with it
>>576115523I'm waiting for someone to tell me that Mambo didn't kick anybody, so I can say that I haven't logged in in weeks and just realized I got kicked now
>>576115649Salthyde...
>>576115415You left your previous club on good terms yes? It's time to go home
Umapyon
>>576115695Mambo actually didn't kick someone at the end this time
If I'm making a debuffer parent do I only buy the debuff skills and nothing else? Have I been making it harder by buying other random skills with leftover sp?
/uma/ at the beginning of each month is always the best
is mambo gone yet
>>576115868This is the first time I logged in in weeks I probably got kicked a while ago
>>576115992Honestly it's refreshing to see a V counter-bake. It's keeping me engaged
Too many rats in /uma/, a purge is needed.
>>576115415were you deadweight or were they just being MEAN
>>576116079it's human rights to counterbake against that faggot
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>576116119cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks
Who are the comfy clubs?
>>576116119kiss the wall cuck
>>576116339Uma&Comfy
>>576116339mine
>>576116339if they're mentioned in /uma/ at all, it's not comfy
>>576116339B+ gawds never have any drama
Ines Fujin...
>>576115584anyone? please I have only just started doing ace runs I don't know the stam reqs from rooms
>>576116470>
>>576116516they don't have any carats either
>>576116519I don't get it.
>>576116608You're not supposed to understand spam
>>576116521kill yourself xognigger
>>576116470>umama was supposed to save another club but apparently decided to stayPlease release her
>>576116470lol
>>576116470I for one think they suck shit.
>>576116608It's the Runaway Sisters group but with Kita replacing Ines
Instead of which club is comfy, who's the best danchou?
>>576116794mine
>>576110212If not for the laws of this land I would have quartered, drawn, and turned into a eunuch
>>576116794me
>>576116646bro, I'm not going to run any debuffers which makes me less of a nigger than 99% of playerbase
>>576116794Keb was the best Danchou and Mambo killed him
>>576115935Yes or no is all I askAnswer me
>>576116794this one is obvious but the truth is controversial
>>576116794A, he lets me shitpost endlessly and it fills my empty days since I don't have a job
>>576116119>>576116386I need her to look at my penis like that
>>576116569I'm doing okay I think, even if Flower and Rickey sucked a whole spark from my stash. Good job me
>>576117173we know V
umanko
>hear Rudolf f say happy birthday>feel niceThank you Rudolf
>>576117170you can and will survive, my D that is, punny wife luna channy
>>576116794Once again, Uma&Co's.And this is more apparent when you compare him to someone who bent the knee to /uma/ like Bricked's, see how they did end up. Deciding to protect their resident schizo made him one of the best danchou's around.
>>576117428Thanks for using her real name>>576117457>troona
Is /uma/ a pro or anti-Tazuna general?
>>576117668This is a Light Hello general
I'm tired and sleepy, no more drama posting for me
>>576117668Do not trust the lies of Tokino Minoru
>>576117668Green demon hate
>>576117748B95
>>576117668I am in love with Tazuna
>>576117513Leave me out of whatever shitposting this is
>>576117474
>>576117069Maybe
post something cute
>>576117668Tazuna raped me
>>576117897
>>576118038RICE NO!
I wish one of these two clubs that I have an invite for would fill so I could just pick the other.
>>576118020
>>576118020No
u u u u u u u u u ubu h umau u u umu u u u u u uma
All danchous should transfer their position to the highest earner. It's only fair that the person who carried the club the hardest gets to decide how the club is managed.
post something pit
>>576118038
>>576118206Not a pitfag but I got a massive throbbing boner right now
Umamusume has many many songs.Did you guys know that?
>>576118325That's already happening
>>576118020When do they stop shoving that lame ass generic outfit everywhere and let umas use their own outfit on their own
does anyone have the list of green skills not available for next cm? i want to check if solid steps works
>>5761176683P with fatass ningen and busty uma
>>576118507Unlock the grand live for your theater you retard.
Jannies just don't even care anymore
>>576118507i think the generic outfits are cute but they clash a lot with your other umas having their unique racing outfits
>>576118469every game has an ost, faggot
I oversleptTaisei Avion wins the 1st race (3YO maiden) at Chukyo
>>576118343
>he thinks there's still some
>>576118325Who would be the new danchous for each club?No I'm not checking myself
Are gyarus good for you
Nodus wins the 1st race (2YO maiden) at Niigata
God I want to fuck Rice.
>>576118808>>576118896Yes, very much so.Sex with HeliosSex with PalmerSex with Espo
>>576118715If they cared they would delete the fat thread
>>576118896>top, left to rightyessu easy to manipulatedykeyessu>bottom, left to rightbitch. slut. whore. blueballing harlotyessuyessu
Rosophia wins the 1st race (3YO maiden) at Sapporo
uh oh incel melty
>>576118968I say and do this
>>576118808>>576118976Neither of these swimsuits are suitable for swimming...Yes I'm aware of the pun I made.
Pham Viet Chanh wins the 2nd race (2YO Debut) at Chukyo
Light Hello has a monstrous body
Lizhitsumodoraichi wins the 2nd race (2YO Debut) at Niigata>Fujita Horse
she's actually so cute it's unrealwhy does she have to be 2 years away and why did I torture myself by watching her content when I know the wait is so long still
ITS CLASSIC MAY ALREADY AND LIGHT HELLO HAS YET TO GIVE ME FREE TOKENS
>>576119320>Scat Daddy
kingu wuv
DABBYYYYYYY
Existence wins the 2nd race (3YO Maiden) at Sapporo
>>576119408>posts the ultimate semen demon of tracenwere you too horny to type out who you actually meant to say has a monstrous body?
>>576117748
>>576119603how did you roll 5 at a time?
>>576119408That's why I get horny every time she's posted
Susan Cortina wins the 3rd race (2YO Debut) at Chukyo
>>576119676>Flatzuka>Ultimate semen demonIs it opposite day?
Cute Fun Uma Fact: Umas are EXTREMELY self-conscious and easily-flustered about how smelly their feet are! Playfully teasing your cute Uma about her stinky smelly cheesy vinegary girlfeets and watching her face turn bright red as the room!If you're ever cold in the winter just give your Uma a smug look and tease her about how stinky her feet are! Her face will be BRIGHT red and she'll heat up the entire room with her flustered embarrassment!
>>576119790i had 5 tickets and yoloed itgot scared when i saw "eclipse first" because i thought it would be Rudolph again but i was blessed by da dabby
>>576119847Dia wouldn't say this
>>576111293I don't even know my club's quota anymore but we're A+
>>576119785Heavy Hello...
>>576119543Just don't spoil yourself the kino ending of part 2
>>576118343>>576118775Wow! I can smell these pictures somehow!
>>576119492make this horse an uma NOW
Nishino Toranosuke wins the 3rd race (2YO Debut) at Niigata
>>576119909Dia would say that to convince her trainer that her fat boobs are superior.
Did you know that in umamusume
Wonder Blitz wins the 3rd race (3YO Maiden) at Sapporo
>>576120021She wouldn't need to convince meI already know her fat boobs are the best in the world
>>576120226Do umas really bounce like this?!
B B Synergy wins the 4th race (3YO Maiden) at Chukyo
>>576119847>>576120021A true breast lover loves breasts regardless of size
>>576120226Damn i think i love Dia
this is what happens when you deny NTRfag/antijPSchizo his thread
>>576120441Comfy hours? Based!
>>576119992Nah, I'm gonna watch it in the not too distant future. I heard she becomes more humble in the chapter 2 story which would fix what little I don't like about her. Then when I fall in love, kill myself when I can't have her for 2 more years.
>this thread is comfy and fun>"his" thread is just him, 1 other attention whore and a schizo
all threads have schizos, they literally share the same ones, lets not be delusional about that bit
>>576120396Massaging loli Dia's chest until it gets massive
>>576120561He's samefagging on cooldown
>this thread is comfy and fun>90% of it is dramafagging and schizoposting
Satono Classical wins the 4th race (3YO Maiden) at Niigata
>>576120307Yeah
I can't even get 5 greens on Rickey.
>>576120869Dozo!
>>576120917Obscene...this is closer to a gravure video...
Pits of the arm
>>576121087>>576120917
Sounds of Fart
>>576120485Well, up to you. Check out her videos playing with Ai-chan too, some have english subs https://youtu.be/xYa7sh9I52U?si=4WQsJyQFz-mRGOcS
>>576121274
>>576119603Thats crazy.Ticket has a really good unique skill for some cms.
>3h until Ibis Summer Dashngmi...
almost posted in the NTR thread...
cuntpit
>>576119879who the FUCK is rudolph?
>>576121471
everyone is losing to brazilian sweepy club
>>576121610>spanish colonies are cheatingshocking surprise
>>576121610las creaturas...
Rey de la Tierra wins the 4th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Sapporo
>>576121610
>>576121318My trainee does this...
>>576121610>brazilnah, brazil only cares about shounen shit, that's why they won't have boane while the rest of LA will
>>576121610isn't this just that eden spit that keeps renaming themselves
>>576121610Las criaturas son más poderosas que nosotros...
>>576121471Your sins are forgiven
>>576121882Nah, they were around rank 30~ last month
Is automode the best thing they ever added? My TP has not been anywhere near the cap at all ever since it came out
why did BOANE flop?
>>576122112something about watching umamusume alone in a polish theater is beyond liminal to me
/a/ is that way, schizo. no one cares for your anime only normalfag weeb shit
How do I cope with getting kicked?
>>576122249Make a new club
>>576122043Useless fucking thing
>>576122224says this while posting an ugly boyfaggot (sorry for being redundant) who will be forgotten the moment a new uma is released
>>576122249Make a new club and sexually harass your club members until they give you dirt sashes
Anthisma wins the 5th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Chukyo>>576122112I am pretty sure the one in Warsaw was almost fully booked, Toruń skill issue
>>576122396>TL = onesnaband I bet my ass the "typesetting" and/or said translation is slop garbage considering the dogshit quality on display
>>576120917wait kitasan is THAAAT big?
>>576122112It wasn't marketed as a Tachy movie
>>576122660she will JOB to CHADNITUDE next race
>>576120917The softest
i just saw my trainee dream journey walking out of a club room with a claw hammer and a rope i wonder what was that about
>>576122885>>>/umajp/
>>576122927V please stop juggling 2 threads and stay in your containment
My trainee jokingly kicked me in the back hard enough to collapse a lung and the last thing I heard before blacking out was a bunch of people screaming
Why are we posting Cheval Grand
Scene des Lauves wins the 5th race (3YO Maiden) at Niigata
>>576122620then it would have been a total bomb
>>576123274VICTORY PIZZA
Can i get a parent deck for ura and unity pretty please with a cherry on top
>>576123045Get ignored bitch
>>576122610Kita's bust (85) is only slightly smaller than Dia's (87) yeah
>>576123358you can get by right boot up your pedophile ass you stinky fuck
>>576122795Rice toilet...
>>576123429Ruby wouldn't say this
>>576123358depends on what you wantif it's just SS rank for whites and speed or power blues, shit's easy. if it's stam, that's where it gets hard
>>576123429i want ruby to beat me up
>>576123429
>>576123523
>>576123593I want ruby to bear my child
>>576123429rwby would say this
>>576123523>>576123660>bullied to marry by a yakuza daughter
>>576123621She won't let you go?
Soft warm sweaty moist stinky smelly Uma girlfeets in your face! <3
>>576123409Kitalet TITMOGGED by Diachad
>>576123837HmmNah
>>576123429bweh>>576123584i want i suppose grandparents with the racing bonus skills to then use them in unity in new parents to loop, to be honest i'm kinda lost on what a grandparent wants, unless they want the same as parents, same skills if possible and races won during the career for affinitywent with this first but will keep rotating to see what works in ura, in unity this deck seemed to work well
>>576123845Dia outfit is so fucking sexo
>>576123660>>576123523Marked from the start...
>>576123845Dia molesting my nostrils with her indecent, high pheromone post-race smell
>he's spamming pictures to bump the thread over thereSoneone save him...
>>576123845If I was Dia's trainer I'd lose to her boobs within the week
>>576124165let him wallow in his own filth
>>576123990>>576123523>>576123660
Ruby uppies
Yet again my properly baked thread is being ignored
>>576124574all for (me) btw
>>576111704I accidentally missed her banner. Is this true? Please don't gaslight me because I'm retarded.
sekkusu?
clean up your room while that clanker run finishes will yait's good for your qi
stop making my agp flare up she's literally me
>>576124520
>>576124659https://youtu.be/9dEDrsP4yVY
>>576124520*kicks you*
>>576124048Dia's stinky feet and armpit pheromones traveling up your nose, into your bloodstream, and directly into your blood-engorged penis!
Mambo (379642070) is recruiting one more neighas interested in a drama-free A+ club. No strict quota, just be active and use your TP.>Reply with ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile.
Why is Umama back here
>>576124789Please be at Tracen
>>576124895I'm actually here >>576109408
trapecen
umama
>>576124874This reminds me I had asked about a club this morning and didn't even think to see if invites even show up anywhere.Whoops. Can only imagine I missed out on a couple.
Hi, just started the game a few days ago, can someone horse-pill me on how to make good parents on my own? without having to watch a +1hr guide video? I made a few runs but don't know what to aim for to start, I've seen that if you make a lot of g1 races and get at least +1100 on a stat you get more chances for better sparks, but should I prioritize a 3* spark of a stat or a lot of white sparks?
dozo
air groove crotch in my face
>>576111748This is a bad jiggie.
>>576124574I want to pump and dump Kitasan so badSex at the bathroom of the burger king I'd invite her to date kind of thing
>>576125167You want an invite or what?
>>576125172What parent do you want to make?
>>576124874>mambo>drama-free
Ho O Prema wins the 5th race (2YO Debut) at Sapporo
>>576124659
>>576124889I told her that I missed her and begged her to come here
>>576125390something to beat that cm thing that's coming? I don't know if it have to be something specific, I don't have much umas.
>>576125553Holy nepo
>>576125341I'm good. Too lazy to even open the game again tonight to get my ID anyways.
>>576125553HOEHHHHHHHH
>>576125602It's just like my visual novels...
>>576124732yeah.With YOU
orenji
>>576125608Parents have a purposeEach running style and track has ones that are suited to itThere is no one size fits all to making oneWho are you trying to train for the upcoming CM?
>get a 20 song run with all the good stuff>URA turns only gives one Rainbow turnSigh…
>>576125172>lot of g1 racesThat's for affinity, each G1 gives 3 affinity and the only way to increase it, it does add from the grandparents so all of them should have big affinity for better results. Remember that each uma's compatibility with other umas differs >+1100 on a statYou need at least 600 of a stat to have a chance of getting a 3* blue spark of that respective stat. Having 1100+ increases the odds>prioritize a 3* spark of a stat or a lot of white sparksWith auto you'll naturally have a good amount of white sparks. You'll want both. Usually have your grandparents play URA/Unity for their exclusive sparks and auto on GL for a better chance of a SS uma. That's because SS rank gives gives you better odds of getting 2 or 3 star white sparks
>>576126360fusulicky pantywhora
>>576126360i got her in the uma autism test and everyone called me a slut :(
>>576125172>>576125608>https://gametora.com/umamusume/events/champions-meeting?cm=17Here is the information for the upcoming CM. As a new player you're probably restricted to El Conder Pasa, Oguri Cap, or Maruzensky, unless you want to run debuffers. I recommend the open division since you won't have good enough support cards to compete in graded. For blue sparks you mainly want stam right now. For pinks you want enough dirt sparks for A aptitude and as many medium sparks as you can get. Whites depends on your running style. I suspect that stamina debuffers are very good in open, but can't say for sure since I do graded.
girlfaiure...
Listening to Stego playing the harmonica feels so different now. Her leaving a recording for you feels even more personal than it was before, too.
>>576126565so poor she can't even buy a drink and have to wear rags
>>576123957Great grandparent should have all the white sparks you want to inherit. Blue doesn't matter at all. Pink preference is dirt but also doesn't really matter that much. Basically you run URA until you've got someone with all the racing spirit sparks, and then use that as a GGP along with borrows until you've got something with good whites AND good blues/pinks. For deck, just use the best cards in the spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19C089M1D8MEsQX6MJa0_bZk8bl7FORwER7pOsucWwNE/The pal cards all give a ton of skill points.
>>576126608
Gaslights you fell for? >pic rel>You don't need to pull Hog because Cygames will kill her with balance changes like they did S Maru>You should enter CM 1 graded with your brand new account, you won't get eliminated from the final trust me bro
>>576126625in the anime funny cunny was 1500 yens
>>576126775I continue to buy clocks and parfaits because numbera go up and a bunch of anons did burn through their clock stashes
>>576126775I saw anons in previous threads saying larc will absolutely eat ALL your clocks for sure this time
Saint Horse wins the 6th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Sapporo
>>576126775>"CMs aren't that important it's just an optional pvp mode">listened and fully skipped the first 3 CMs
>>576127364I mean, it is kind of true, CM is at most like 10% of carat income and that is assuming you win Finals A Graded every time
>>576126775How is buying alarm clocks a gaslight? There are literally no downsides to grabbing them along the way while you do dailies. In fact you should have been doing them already.
>still a week away before it's overoh no, I've become a danchou buttslut
Tsuru is dead...
>>576127696proof?
>>576126775NoneI am too intelligent to be rused
>>576127696>>576127727https://ameblo.jp/save244/entry-12974518569.htmlWell shit.
I've been playing uma since day 1 global and it blows my mind people were doing this looping shit manually, I'd sooner blow my brains out if it weren't for the clanker. They MUST have been botting this shit right
>>576127820
Based
>>576127696tsuru-chan....
>>576127559>There are literally no downsides to grabbing them along the way while you do dailies.That's over 2 million monies that could have gone into my TT bonus. Even with auto I still haven't maxed it out yet.
>>576127820rip
>>576127820Welp, He had a good run, 31 Years was it?
>>576126491The quiz has started spitting out Verxina for me
>Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi, the beloved son of Symboli Rudolf, has passed away at age 31.
>>576127696>>576127820They're purging all the Symboli line
>>576127696>>576127820I wasn't able to visit Tsuru before he died... I was planning on it even
>>576127820Well damn, but at least he lived a good, long life and was taken care of.
>>576126360Prostitute
>>576127820>https://ameblo.jp/save244/entry-12974518569.html:(I hope Bell and Doto have a few more years but it's gonna be soon for both of them
tsuru jiggie?
>>576128163>belovedWhat about Teio?>>576128372Helios exist.
KILL WHOEVER THOUGHT IT WAS OK TO PUT THAT EVENT ON EARLY DECEMBER
>>576128406also beloved but also been dead for a while
I will bake a Tsuru thread next
>>576128406Teio died in 2013 bwo
>>576128372
>>576127696>>576127820no...
I like to watch a horse's best race at moments like thishttps://youtu.be/tmddek7doB8
>>576127696>>576127820
>>576122427cmon man why did you save my incorrect filename
>>576127820>>576127696
>>576122427sloppy mating sex with rulership in her neet cave whilst air groove watches in disgust
>>576127696>>576127820i cant believe babbyposter is fuarking dead
>>576128592The way he hold the lead was so kino, I really wonder what if the horse wasn't born with his sickness even if the golden gen was cracked as hell
There was a post yesterday about tsuru being one of the oldest despite being portrayed as sick all the time
>>576127820;_;
>>576128939taishin was also very sickly but he managed to live to 30
Stop throwing a pity party over some literal who horse who couldn't even win a g1
>>576128928He would probably be really strong contender if he wasn't always sick
why are there two threads?
>>576129045We don't use schizo threads
>>576129031It's called empathy anon
https://x.com/i/status/2083724519475474720
>>576128675unironically because I forgot. changed it after posting it
Finally pulled another 200>1LB Tachyon + 2 sparks>2LB LH>MLB CBNow I'm scared to pull the CB + Creek banner... Should I crystal Tachyon to MLB?
>>576127820>>576127696Uuuuh whos the next oldest Dober?
>>576129542Dober is older than tsuru
>>576129542How many dogs Dober?
>>576129542Dober's oldest iirc. Next should be Doto or Scarlet
Win Bel Cielo wins the 7th race (3YO Maiden) at Sapporo
>>576129657dasca's way younger than dober and dotogimlet is the next after doto
>>576129657Daiwa needs to die next
my tummy has been hurting and i finally farted so big that my ass hurtsumamusume
>>576129542the list anon posted yesterday of horses aliveDaiwa scarlet (22)Goldship (17)Curren chan (19)Eishin flash (19)Meisho doto (30)Tosan jordan (20)Smart falcon (21)Mejiro dober (32)Fine motion (27)Kitasan black (14)Satono diamond (13)Copano rickey (16)Nakayama festa (20)Hokko tarumae (17)Hishi miracle (27)Tanino gimlet (27)Tap dance city (29)Satono crown (14)Cheval grand (14)Vivlos (13)Transcend (10)Dream journey (22)Win variation (18)Furioso (22)Orfevre (18)Gran Alegria (10)Fenomeno (17)Verxina (17)Loves only you (10)Chrono genesis (10)Espoir city (21)Believe (28)Kiseki (12)Almond eye (11)Victoire pisa (19)Lucky lilac (11)Daring heart (24)Curren bouquet d'or (10)Rulership (19)Buena Vista (20)Rose kingdom (19)Marche Lorraine (10)Blast Onepiece (11)Titleholder (8)Wonder Acute (20)Epiphaneia (16)Forever Young (5)removed tsuru because yea...
>>576129887>Mejiro dober (32)She'll be gone soon...
>>576130023 >anon (32)me too hopefully
>>576129887Why is Wonder Acute singled out as 'comical old' when Dober was right there.
>>576130023
>>576130150because acute holds the record for oldest G1 win at age 9
>>576129887>Forever Young>Satono Crown >Tosan JordanThe fuck is this bullshit?
>>576130150Oldest horse to win a graded race AFAIK which i guess fits the personality they went with
>>576130269What the fuck is your problem other than Jordan's name being spelled wrong
>>576130123Noooo!!!!!
>>576130150Because Acute raced up until the end of his 9YO season, Dober race till the end of her 5YO season only
>>576130269oops didn't notice jordan, but the other two should be fine
>>576130258>>576130275>>576130389I see. Shouldn't have questioned the horse lore.
i want ardan and acute to edge me and whisper in my ear till i pass out from sensory overload
>>576130269???????
>>576130150Young body, old mind
is jihad still alive? the last member of the golden gen....
>>576130580yep
>>576109620First rate club Basashi (850734315) is looking for 2 more members. With your help we can reach A next month without having to become a tryhard club.We keep it pretty chill, just do your auto careers and request hoes.If you're interested send a join request to 850734315 with /uma/ in your description or reply to this post with your trainer ID and I'll send you an invite.
>>576130484Do not worry, you learn something new everyday
>>576130359The CEO is simping for a young horse and the other two are still alive. Remember, Gentildonna died last year.
>>576130528stop making me want to roll for this granny
>someone else brought DiaSorry Dia...
3rd day of no Medium A Ulala from borrowsWe'll get'em next time
>>576130709Like this?
>>576130721I got oshimogged...
>>576130698What the fuck are you talking about, Jesse
>>576129213cute hag
>>576130698????????What?????????????
>>576129102then why are you posting here?
>>576130698huh?
>>576130953>he's still seethingcan you contain yourself better, fatass?
Didnt know Fine Motion is still alive and well
>>576131225
>>5761312625 please
>>5761312625 for the optimal double handjob
>>576129887DON'T DIE MIRAKO
>>576131330>cuckshit
>>576129887Not seeing Urara still hurts.
32 year old feet sniffa
>>576130721wait, is that a dirt CM Dia?we're reaching levels of SOVL that shouldn't even be theoretically possible
>>576131463Lewd
>>576131463i would say this
>>576127820AHHHHHHHHJ NO NO NO NO NO NO WHY AHHHHHH MY FRIENDS I HAVE TO GO
>>576131521>dirt BI should have believe in her.https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=uMiZFWKq5m4ckIP-T7mQJp9Q
Satono Wagner wins the 8th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Sapporo
>>576131225her big brother Pilsudski is still alive too
El-chan is a dumb name
talking about real horse is peak jp bullshit and doesn't belong in this thread
umamusume is whores racing
>>576132080here is your (you) anondont spend it all in one place now
>>576132005The Condor Passes-chan
>>576131805take care bwo
>>576132005>mexican whore
>>576132232But she is from kentucky?
https://x.com/7YI4AXkMaNojTO7/status/2083778903727075785
>>576131814I just like how laisu murdered Falco and Ardan
When can Nature find another way to get OYL besides taking the Tickezo brick card
most thrustable umanko
>>576132354>more KentuckiansThis is why they need to ban American-bred horses.
>>576132514Laurel staminabut>stamina card
>>576125172>3* spark of a stat or a lot of white sparksWhite sparks are more important
>>576132595https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11875724
>>576132609I for one think we need more American-bred horses
Sex with Ai-chan's mom(my wife)
>>576132790No prostitute
Sometimes I regret knowing uma and getting somewhat in deep, last year was still painful
>>576132503After 5 races my survival rates are>Ardan, Falco: 40%>Mackie: 60%there was at least one Natie and Grass in every room.At least Falco scored 1st once
>>576132005I looked up this artist and he has a patreon. He is selling AI images behind a paywall.
>>576129450>Should I crystal Tachyon to MLB?Yeah, it has a sweet +2 sp
>>576133025LMFAO, everytime...
>>576133025I don't think anyone cares
>>576133025He's hustling...
>>576133114I found a legitimate one and then I looked up his prices and he wants 300 bucks for a single full body on a white canvas. I need oil baron money and ill be able to jump start the el condor pasa fans in Japan.
>>576132651ffs why couldn't she have OYL built in instead of NSM, her card has it so should her upgradeIt's fucked up how a trainee can get super fucked over because their own card is good with no good replacements
>>576133267fusu
>>576133246I care
>>576133334Funny you say that because her next alt in fact does have OYL built in
>>576133025They're everywhere, just go to pixiv or a booru that allows AI and see
>>576133367are you a tranny? trannies care way too much abou AI
DIE DIE DIE
>>576133315>giving money to a japaneseYikes
>>576133315>300 bucks>those feetlollmao
>>576133365No
>>576133542I didn't even notice the feet. It's rough on these streets.
>>576133496EL HATE
We LOVE foreign umas here
i want to forcefully feed grass wonder some hamburgers
>>576133468Curse Vishnu or fuck off.
I Am Ichiban wins the 9th race (3YO+ 2 Win ALW) at Sapporo
>>576133773keep your friends close but your enemies closer
>>576133610
Any lobies? I want to try my Rickey (never was in a lobby)
>>576132005>>576133291Wait this is AI?
Alright, this should do. I told you guys Light Hello was a dud.
>>576134065Unfortunately
>>576109620Mejiro McQueen (Umamusume) I love you
>>576134094Nice skills bro
AI really isn't all that bad. It makes for great ERP sessions and some of the sloppa is pretty nice.With this post, I denounce VIshnu, and boldly proclaim that my favorite cut of beef is the filet mignon.
gigantic sweaty german gazongas
>>576134207Nobody cares if you slop in private and jerk off with a buddy. It's selling it for money and not putting a disclaimer on anything or telling people about it.
>>576134094How many songs do you settle for in Junior? Do you just buy only 3, pray that you get the songs you need and go all out before Senior summer?
>>576134094I don't know how you managed this, but impressive.
>>576134207>ERPKill yourself, tranny
>>576134409Its good for oddly specific fetishes.
>>576134494Why are you replying to the Indian?
>>576134296If I have the 15% friendship bonus I'm please enough. I tend to follow 10% runs if my supports are outputting rainbows already. If I fail at both things I quite.
>>576134494No excuses
calstone's straight sprint in 5
>>576134094With Light hello you could get as big as me bwo
My trainee would never rape me, she's far too nice to do something like that
>>576134494I know that feel
>>576134094>Gutsletlmao
>>576134207As another anon have already said, it isn't the slop that's the problem, but lies surrounding it due to the kind of people the technology attracts.>With this post, I denounce VIshnu, and boldly proclaim that my favorite cut of beef is the filet mignon.bloody bastard bitch...
>>576134475>already raped him while shoutingher mom's nameWho shouted Goodbye Halo? Trainer or Kingu?
>let's try my first real GC run now, the deck is solid, I'll just pick songs that seem good can't be that bad>S+Oh, oh no
>>576134475>lolis and hags
>Just have MLB cards and you can ignore the scenario tie-in dud hurrrrrSurprising info, thanks dude. Now hope you aren't running debuffers.
>>576134475Why is it always rape?
finally
>>576134743https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11843942
>>576134892Brickey!
>>576133773American umas are so much sexier
>he doesn't have a full MLB SSR deck at this point
>>576134935You mean american uma, there's only one american in that pic
>>576134892Don't upgrade the pedo
>>576134882rude
Can you guys give me an uma wife?
>>576134982sweepy is basically an SSR tbhdesune
>>576135040Maruzen
But can we have a lobby though?
HELIOS HATE
>>576135040The trick is to get one that's not on Global yet so you can be ahead of the curve. For example I have claimed Fusaichi Pandora 2 years ahead of time that way when she releases I can be the OG Fusapanfag.
>>576135040
>>576135147Host it cutie
>>576135247then it's settled, you'll be known as futaponfag the pioneer
>>576135030Bwo says you can ignore the pal card and showcases it on the easiest uma you can make. Why not do a dirt Nishino or something, it's just stupid.
Hit me up with pic of future CMs and future meta umas there pls
Henny Geist wins the Poplar Stakes at Sapporo
>>576135650
>>576135650You can just look at /uma/ threads in the archive from the time those CMs happened
>>576135650here you go
>>576135779ugh daichii ruby i want her to rape me
>>576134094Power falco for groundwork but no A&S?
>>576135861>>576135736>i probably will buy Xoguri from selector on next anni because even after 4 years she is pretty goodLife is pain bros...>>576135779Ty bro>Nishino flower witAre have this? Never saw it
>>576135391Looks like you made a typo there anon. It's Fusapan. With an S.
>>576136069no one is using Xoguri on JP vro
>you can use yeppers as the dirt loop ggparent I might have underestimated her, now I want her...
>>576136069You can also get default Oguri. She is never a bad pick. Oguri is literallay never a bad option ever in the game.
>>576136170But i saw JP tierlist sometime ago and Xoguri was A tier, after 4 years bwo
>>576136217A on a tierlist = About 30 better options and most people will have at least a couple of them
>danchou instituted mid month penis gain checks>i havent jelqed all week
what if i kissed oguri
Flashuhttps://x.com/i/status/2083724519475474720
>>576135247Six months ago I started the "Rickey!" ritualposting with that gif where she waves to someone and no one recognizes me as the og Rickeyfag...
who are you rooting for, /uma/
>>576136213 I probably will bwo, i still have my selectorBut i will wait for some more time>>576136279That's still insane bwo, other umas that came out around same time as xoguri are in the D tier or something
Tommy Barows wins the Chukyo Sponichi Sho at Chukyo
>>576134207this isn't trueAI isn't good for roleplay, it's also not good for writing erotica, and sloppa while nice, you have to pay to be able to generate good stuff>but my 5090lmaoAI is only good as a google replacement, and you have to ask for source anyway
Wow
>>576136407I Need You was so close...
>>576134982>Full SSR MLB deck>Runs constantly brick because the wrong event chains finishI miss URA when we were all poor.
>>576136428hey cutie
>>576136069>Never saw itIt was the other card that was with Bakushin guts when Valentine Bobo/Flash released. It has 3 wit bonus at full gauge and 1 speed bonus, but is mostly notable for having Determined Descent and those two tracks have a downhill right before late race starts.
>>576136470you will never be gay
>>576136470don't hey my boyfriend
>>576136428>AI is only good as a google replacementThat's the thing it's worst at though.
>>576136458What a rocket
>>576136365Puro Magic calls me but as a second pick I'm going with T M Spada
real faggot hours
>>576136383I've seen more JP waifufags on Twitter win with their D tier wife than people using XoguriXoguri is basically only for people who don't have anything better while also not being waifufags which is ??? because a non-waifufag will roll meta and that means he will have better options than Xoguri
Thought I filtered Chiyo trannie. Does this faggot seriously make new pictures to shitpost?
She is no longer sobbing and her speech is not silly!
>>576134094I'm kinda worried about your stam with that guts, but I'm too lazy to check. Thats pretty good though.>>576136067GW is more important than A&S for Pace Chasers.
>>576136640I recommend filtering specific words and their variations instead of images
>>576136458whew lad
>>576136695I don't agree with any of that
>>576136726Already filtered umabf and boyfriend. Not sure what else I can filter that won't filter other posters in the process.
>>576136347I think rickeyposting picked up when her song started getting posted
>>576136765Well where does it say she is sobbing and that her speech is silly?
You guys use filters for anything other than schizo meltdown spammers?
>>576136347What have you done to continue staking your claim?
shouldn't you be bumping your dead thread?
for a second I thought curren was going to win...
Bretwalda wins the Naeba Tokubetsu at Niigata
press filter, and filter the nameno more bad posts from Anonymous
>offtopic nigger doesn't get any attention on /umajp/ so he spams the global thread
>>576136792There is a couple of words that their ilk often uses, while others almost not at all
Asking Taiki for sex
>>576136458He literally activated Triumphant Pulse IRL.
Next race is G3 Hokkaido Shimbun Hai Queen Stakes
Don't filter kissies.
>Chiyoposter posts once>several people start melting downis it possible to learn this power
>>576137163It's easy, just be very annoying
>>576136458>>576137108
>>576137149Kill yourself.
>>576137149Keep posting keibabro
It begins (again)...
Should I bother with Rickey's secret event or is this too much racing for GL?
>>574452249>you know maybe Haythere [...] are more your styleLMAOOOOO GET FUCKED NIGGER I LOVE AUTO MODE
>>576136330cute hons
When the time comes, anons of reason who do not live for online drama are welcome to move to a perfectly good>>576109408>>576109408>>576109408
>>576137297I've had way better results since I started skipping it. The default races give you just enough fans (with a decent deck) to hit the fan goals for upping the unique
>>576137353>>576137353>>576137353Tsuru thread
lollmao
>>576137343kill yourself
>>576137343No
>he's been lurking and waiting to post thatIs there anything more pathetic
>>576137149all in on #9 erika express
>>576136984Curren died in the straight
>>576137149I believe in Bond Girl
>>576137284Anon, SFV is no good for this CM.
>>576137297None of the secret events are worth doing in GL.
>>576137334He is!
>>576132857Super sex with Super Creek
