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I'm going to have sex
Not as marvelous as Sunday, but I hear brown comes in at a close second
waheygood thing you baked I forgot it's sunday I was gonna bake a makween bread
>>576159093I cyan't
Mambo is recruiting 1 (one) nigga! Just do your auto runs. Post ID to apply!
uma x trainer is cringe and ooc
>>576159210>closeted
Digitan LOVE
This one
>>576159106Someone left like 4 hours ago for whatever reason so it's at 29/30
>>576159071I wish Marvey got to keep her beta outfit. It's so much better and stylistically cohesive than what it turned into.
alright I'm readymy fellow frontbros, watch over me
any b+ club that lets you log in once a month?
Finally finished making my aceHow do I make debuffers? What deck do I use?
>>576159264I said replacement, not punishment
>>576159342try a D club
>>576159342most b+ club memebrs already log in once a month anyway and are being carried by like 2 botters
>>576159367Sorry to hear that. Shouldve played during mant where even the normal clubs had spots every month from people burning out
>>576159363Summer Golshi as a parentGold City SSR SpeedDominatorYou're done
Making out with Danchou behind the club building after training every day.
>>576159323Goodluck, here's the minimum requirement (5 greens)
Mambo (379642070) is recruiting one new mambro interested in a drama-free A+ club. No strict quota, just be active and use your TP.>Reply with ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile.
>>576159498But your image only has four greens.
>>576159210>strong and capable athletes with a 3 year expiry datewhat, do they expect umas to run until they die
>>576159367 >I want to join an A+ club!>no not those!>ID? no I won't post it!reddit might be more up your speed, princess
>>576159457What if I want the other skills like subdued or flustered ones too because I'm evil?
>>576159498is this yours? does this not die?
>>576159547blindbro, drink some coffee, you're still half asleep
>>576159547If your Rickey isn't 1st fav you have no chance
>>576159210UmaTore(f) is a thing though are they stupid.
>>576159610something like thishit rudolf whenever she has a hint for you
>>576159232Sirius would bark for me
>>576159232link to full?
Any A+ clubs recruiting?
>>576159678Stupid sexy shortstack making me question my loyalty to tall, slender, and elegant women
>>576159732nope
>>576159650Replace Ardan with Aoi to get hesitant end and borrow Curren wit to get hesitant late from hints
>>576159732I am. What's your ID?
>>576159643Hope you guys don't mind me making an 1800 witmaxxed debuffer to steal Target In Sight
>>576159732Mambo
>>576159768No one's using ends this CM, but otherwise true
>>576159646Watch as their brain malfunctions when you mention this to them
>>576159308I applied, we'll see if I get accepted.
>>576159203That's a femboy
>>576159818Or the Toreinas who are into Ryan and Gentildonna.
>>576159732You just want me to post the M word
>>576159203UMAMA SEX
>>576159203Umama...
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realyl really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyr eally really really really really love Stego
>>576159812You'll regret losing by a head to an end digitan hitting from the brink + mpb + pump
>>576159876
>>576159203Umama?
>>576159998sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
Umama sucks off hayashis SEAnigger cock
>>576159993No, I'll cheer them on for not using a hogI'll be lucky to hit B finals anyway
>>576159992
which uma would wear men's swim trunks
>>576159713https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/10058820?utm_medium=organic&utm_source=yandexsmartcamera
>>576160062Hayashi is so lucky...
>>576160154Not a Sirius guy at all, but damn thats hot
>>576160139All stallions
>>576159323don't you mean...>my fellow frontbros, gaze on me
Bright pussy
>>576159624850 + 1 gold is the minimum bwo, witgod said it
>>576160127If that bitch doesn't stay and eat in...
I think I understand the hate for V nowHe didn't just steal Umama, he won their heart tooUmama is staying with Uma&Co forever nowIt makes the limpwristed weak beta boys here seetheThey hate him
>>576160062https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11907239
>>576159992https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/REALLY%20LOVE%20STEGO/7 straight months of this shit fuck off man
morning
um... i thought you kicked him...wtf? it cant be.... the drama was all... lies....
>>576160361ritual posters are how i find the real thread
umas should have more body hair
>>576160365>taromarunnn
>>576160367Kill yourself
>>576160446>t.tranny
I'M LOOPINGI'M LOOPTY LOOP
>>576160348This is the end boss of porn addiction.
>>576160350>https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11907239Hayashis dick is 1/40th of that size
>>576160361stop seething nobody wants to use your thread
Every time my trainee gets me a drink I lose several hours and my pelvis hurts
>>576160297Why is there a whore harassing a cute cat?
>>576160584but SAAR please be of the usings of my thread I need to the knowings that peoples like me
uma musume?
>>576160584reminder that V posted proof of winning both cm in jp and global while the staytroon can only get 3rd place
Just heard about Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi's passing. Sad, but I guess not unexpected. 31 is a nice long life. RIP
>>576160445Most ritual posters are dead. The only other mentally ill faggot that ritual posts is the gold city feet retard and even he has days he doesn't show up
>>576159431I'm not botting...
>>576160639Don't say that
>>576160682>cm in jpproof
matikanes
>>576160367He was forced to quit himself under threat of having his Discord selfies leaked here
>>576160361If you have time to complain about Stego poster, you have time to do your manual MANT runs
>>576160728kek, truly over for umamusume the game.
next thread will be better hopefully
should i drop LH for another wit card if i want to train dia for long TT/CM?
>>5761606822nd place, actually.
Where are all of these "once a month" players coming from after B clubs like exceluma was recruiting for many months in a row? Did auto actually bring back all these casuals
>>576160882Whats she like? I like her design more than Dia's
>>576160882but this is the next thread
>>576160752https://e-hentai.org/g/2645778/ec6f81e025/
>>576160765>>576006082 >inb4 xitter stolen retard
Creek is on the loose. Hide your trainees - especially the little ones. I will get her under control once I get back to Tracen.
>>576160367The owner of this account stopped playing months ago, it was used by one of the club autists to farm fans while the club wasn't full
>>576161018thats mein the brown man
>>576160682Everyone in /uma/ knows neither of them are jp vets. At least one doesn't pretend to be.
>>576161042it is stolen from twitter lol
>>576161112proof?
>>576160682For a guy that posts his Global IGN in almost every single thread here it's pretty weird that he never posted his JP IGN
brown love
>>576161157no bwo he TOTALLY plays JP, please believe me
>>576161164>1000034072.jpg
>>576161164She needs to be white and blonde
We love Bright here
Remember when he pretended to play JP then got asked to post proof by changing his team name and he suddenly went dead silent
>>576161157why would he? this is the global thread stegotranny should stay on the jp thread if he wants to post jp>>576161206why are you replying to yourself?
>>576161250problem?
>>576161292kita's ass isn't this big
>>576161292Kitasan isn't that flat.
>>576161279uhm Japan is part of the globe thoughbeit
>>576161292Kitasan's abs aren't that defined
>>576161164>>576161253Can someone photoshop and make this happen? I want to see what she looks like.
1300 speed is enough
>>576160951V isn't either, but he's also not a female trainer playing tranny like the staygoldtranny
>>576160367this guy is not from /uma/ and recruited from discord
>>576161279>Umama joins in to shit on a random poster because he insulted V
>>576161261Ugly summer alt
>>576161292What is this Suzuka level chest shit. Got, I hate flat fags.
>>576161292Kita's thighs aren't that thick
>>576161279I agree with jp gameplay staying in the jp thread but the dick riding is insane
Brright BITCH would insult you while being as polite as possible"Ara torena-sama, there's nothing wrong with being a bit more modest on the side"Fuck that bitch
>>576161438>implying you are not dick riding tooyou do this every day whenever i call out the stegotroon
>>576161406>V isn't either
>>576161042nice xitter screenshot
>>576161489i'm not your boogeyman schizolast reply
>>576160958Its MANT dumb dramanigggerHere's your (You)
>>576161232imagine the gag reflex when she gives you a blowjob....
>>576161464
>>576161157For a pretty racist guy he also seems to be deathly afraid of posting on /sp/, why is that?
>>576161489The staygoldtranny samefags and calls himself a chad, wouldn't be surprised if he's pretending to be someone else right now to defend himself
DO YOU COPY?!
godawful threadyou should all be ashamed of yourselves
>>576161735every schizo here does that, is the only way to keep the drama going
>>576161768Ctrl Z
>>576161768Shit uma
will champions meets ever be honest ever again
>>576161164Love my brown wife. Kris Sex cant come soon enough
For the past week he's posted his ritual shit without any of this schizo nonsense what the fuck happened today
post browns in these brown hours
If you are tired of the petty drama we are discussing the game and franchise in the real thread>>576109408
>>576161901V melty
>>576161816Is it better?
>>576161901call center is closed today
Tachyon LOVE
>>5761619012 devices samefagging ofc and >>576161464
>>576161912I'm tired of you
>>576161912Fucking liar there are no discussions there
>>576161908HISHIAMA SEXOOO
>>576161901V is mad people still refuse to use his thread
>>576161926Flatter.
3 crystals= 200 pulls?
>paid Silence Suzuka speed cardvs>Free Silence Suzuka speed cardThat's the difference? They look kinda same skillwise
>>576162024
>>576161901I dunno I have stego filtered
>>576161407his desc says /uma/ though
>>576161908White is Right
>>576162104Perflat.
>>5761620411 crystal = 200 pulls technically
LIGHT O LIGHT OSAISOKU DE LIGHT O
Any newcuties here?
cygames dont want you to know this but every 200 pull is seeded per box, so you just need to sample the box with 50 pulls and get the REAL ssr rate tied to your account. if you get a sexy rate like 4% you then go pull until pity. if you get 0% you skip the banner.
>Shitpost cuz I'm bored>Blame V>Rile up the schizosWorks every single time. I have been doing this for months. He is not even online at this hour which makes this even more amusing.
mayano was a brat
>>576161901He got ignored for a week and got jealous of all the attention V and Umama were getting so he started samefagging and shitting on V
>>576162119They made him put it there to cover their evil tracks.
>>576162302https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/image/hpqhxm8pIPutTU5fFZ7xnA/ interesting post history
>>576162320I do this. I like fruit salad but I hate honeydew
>>576162276I got absolutely fuckall, like not a single ssr in the first 120 pulls and then x4 tachyons in a row in the last 80
>>576162302this but i pretend to be Chiyoposter instead
>>576162049More skill hints vs more skill pointsAlso more prio
>>576162361Thanks for participating in the experiment. Schizo.
>>576162361what a loser
>>576162302Are you literally me?
>>576162252>December 2027They need to release her faster.
>>576162463yeah bwo, experiment, surely
>>576162507at the speed we're going, we'll probably get her closer to summer of next year
>>576162252>>576162507Reject the retarded uma
auto train got a SS rank, try to do the same with the same cards.... S+
Huh
>wake up>quickly go over bread>now hard
>>576162619it does not actually do a manual career automaticallyit just guesses a stat line by its own logic
>>576162480Hey this isn't him because that's me!
>>576162608NEVER!
BWOOOOOOOOMPWAKE UP IT'S SUNDAY WAKE UUUUUUUUUP
>>576162252it's "right on" not light o in the latter part
>>576162463heh I'm somewhat of a MAD scientist on 4chan
>>576162652That's an ugly man
>>576162762
>>576162696Are you a no life shit-stirring loser?
>>576162772My wife says this
how the eff are you people getting higher than A+ in autoplay lolI can get UF in manual but my autoplays always have every stat hanging around 700-800 evenly
Retards really copy a md5 and go in the archive in hopes of finding anything when anyone can use the same image huh
Good morning nonny.
>>576162747>the face of collabs and racism
>>576162776rude
>>576162870not overloading your schedule (though with the right cards you can still hit all the g1s)it's extremely card based otherwise.
>>576162901>Retards really copy a md5 and go in the archiveAnon..
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>576162049Higher initial friendship gauge is very welcome in GL where you want rainbows asap to get tokens
Cafe sexooo
any cuties
>>576162870schedule 20 races instead of 35
Mun!
>>576162832No-life loser, maybe. But I don't think I'm a shit-stirrer
>>576163082hiiii
>>576162961>>576163139Don't listen to these people. Run Taiki and Pasa with 37 races. Your club needs you.
>>576162901you don't know how MD5's work
NEW CUTIES DROPPED aaaaaaa love
tf is an md5 I just use mp4s
>>576162932good morning laurelposter>>576162870if you post your cards I can scrounge up a deck for you
why is hokko so thicc
>>576162901>nooooo stop tracking my avatarfagging history!!!! that's not me!!!! hehe>meanwhile niggas just throwing V umama whoever the fuck accusations left and right>>576162870Stuffing 3 pal cards, fuku + 2 speed cards always gives me SS trick, even with 30 races and shit sparks
>running "fan runs" without actually trying to get valuable spark lineages on your accountnobody does this, right?
>>576163274hokko hokko! on my cocko!
>>576163261idk sounds like something I'd install in a printer
>>576163337I do this.
>>576163258>prostitute and her daughter
>>576163274Country girl eat lots of high calories food, like cheese and bread.
>>576163208I know far more than you could ever dream of, indian.
>>576163258me and my bestie
>>576163337Your 400 affinity GGP/GPs?
>>576163337I make the ponies in my club do this
>>576163403you wish lmfao
Tsuru-chan...
>my trainer was staring at Creek's massive bazongas instead of my first-rate caboose
>>576162932gm I don't want to get up yet
>>576163429Lol retard
MD5? How about you worry about a W2?
>>576163457He had a long and good life.
>>576163337I did this to seed my loops with a billion SP and generic style skills
flat boys are actually the most fertile
>>576163419nobody wants a maruzensky ggp
>>576163337only S clubbers do this
>>576163667that's why I'm a good boy and take the load every time.
watching high school romance anime even though I'll never love or be loved by anyonewhich uma is for me
>>576163337I just do non-repeat G1 scheduleit's 400k less fan per run but I can hit SS rank sometimes
>>576163337My club does this (Mambo)
>>576163706V and Umama...
>>576163706You and your bf V I presume?
>>576163337I don't want to think about sparks most of the time so fan runs it is
>>576163706uh? I was talking about boy umas...
I don't get why nips hated Opera O for winning anything yet worshipped Rudolf. Uma managed to change their perception of Rice Shower but Opera O is still disliked just because. Isn't it sad?
>>576163681>not fan farming with kitasan
>semen line over 900kwhen the fuck did that happen
spechud and his strongest bloodline
>>576163681As long as its useful to you, then it should be fine
Please stop associating umama with V. Umama is beautiful, kind, funny. Everything V isn't
>>576163848Opera is also one of my fuarking heros
>>576163709King Halo
>>576163337sorry bro I'm part of dacchis and danchode thinks we're unemployed
>>576163896They flirt with each other though
the fact that we arent getting an uma anime means that they gave up on the franchise... eos soon
>>576163337Any fan run is a parent run at this point, it's impossible to get less than 600 on speed, stam and power even if you do 45 races.
Rice Shower must go.
>>576163962Only because Umama is forced to
>>576163869everyone is hitting 1m now
>>576163896you can't stop a princess from seeking her king
>>569954513An update for youEpithet Farmer (sire - Agnes Digital, dam - Sodashi) is retiring after his 4YO season and will now stand stud. In 17 starts, he has won 17 times, including 11 G1s, 3 G2s and 1 G3. His final placement stat is 17-0-0-0. During his career he received the following awards: 2028 Best 2YO Colt (JP), 2029 Best 3YO Colt (JP), 2029 Triple Crown (JP), 2030 Best 4YO or Older Stallion(JP), 2030 HOTY (JP)
>>576163962>birth of the first /uma/ relationship
>>576163337There are people using my shitty unity parent and I get like 10 borrows a day despite it being dogshit. Why should I make another one?
>>576163996I sometimes fail to hit 600 stam
>>576164074Falcorb
>sigh gamasu>uma musume>pahletty dahby!
>>576163848/uma/ mostly dislikes Opera because her design is a bit boyish, but not in a tomboyish way like Seiun
10 days remaining.
>>576164074no parent should have to bury their child
>>576164074I keep forgetting gimlet outlived vodka
>>576164123Still standing stud
Umama is BWC exclusive
>>576163896Then tell Umama to stop sucking V's cock
>>570871120An update for youDash Pilfer (sire - Reverse Tesso, dam - Ahoge Power) is retiring after her 4YO season and will now become a broodmare. In 19 starts, she has won 17 times, including 11 G1s and 5 G2s. Her final placement stat is 17-2-0-0. During her career she received the following awards: 2029 Best 3YO Filly (US), 2029 Triple Tiara (US), 2029 Best Sprinter Mare (US), 2030 Best 4YO or Older Mare (US)
>>576164001home as a housewife should.
>>576164256But not exclusive to one BWC
>>576164074I Believe in Believe
Should I train a debuffer on Grandlive or is a different career better suited?
>>576163896V is kind and funny thoughtever
>>576164180Umazing!
>>576164339which one has the highest wit capyou need at least 2000 wit
>>576164074>curren is younger than uma we'll get in the next 3 years
>>576164339You can but Unity is way easier and has a higher wit cap
>>576164369>V is kind and funny
Can I get a QRD on this thing?
>>576164623cute
>>576164623fusu
>>576164623It spawns when an uma achieves a Triple Tiara
>>576164709me
>>576164623horses are basically cats
>>576164761weird dogs*
>>576164735Shichi should have tried harder
>>576164623>>576164650>>576164734Fuck off
