Previous: >>576176045>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Winning Ticket (alt) (3*), Narita Taishin (alt) (3*), Smart Falcon (alt) (3*), SSR Tokai Teio, SSR Twin Turbo, SSR Light Hello, SSR Agnes TachyonCurrent CM: Virgo Cup 2 - Ooi Dirt 2000m Medium/Right/Fall/Sunny/GoodCurrent Event: Wings of Steam and Steel, 1.5-Year Anniversary Celebration Part 3>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/kapy9o.jpg08/05 - Yukino Bijin (3*), SSR Silence Suzuka, SSR Smart Falcon08/05 - Virgo Cup - Medium/Right/Fall/Wet/200008/12 - Seeking the Pearl (3*), SSR Daiichi Ruby, SR K.S. Miracle08/13 - New Legend Races08/18 - Halloween Agnes Digital (3*), Halloween Meisho Doto (3*), SSR Daitaku Helios, SSR Mejiro Palmer08/18 - Days Flying By Story Event08/25 - Aston Machan (3*), SSR Fine Motion, SSR Maruzensky08/25 - Libra Cup - Mile/Right/Fall/Firm/1600>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Summer Seiun Sky (3*), Summer Mejiro Bright (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
confess
wahey
Tachyon LOVE
Board jumpers are worse than club jumpers
>>576194681i dont like autos they're boringt dancho
this thread will be better
Th-thanks, Taishin...
>>576194681to journey? hell no she's going to kill me
>>576194681I'm a rather big guy, and I'd do Journey so hard she would end up pissing herself by the end she's so hot.
We need more 40k memes
How about this? looks fine? idk why i took Tokyo Race
>>576194681I think I'm going to have to quit making front runners until another usable guaranteed groundwork card comes out.
>>576194913tokyo more like doki doki yo
>>576194681I write fanfiction about umas getting fat.
>>576194913bit of a witlet but the rest seems fine
next jiggumshttps://jiggie.fun/ZFZbn_>https://jiggie.fun/ZFZbn_https://jiggie.fun/ZFZbn_>https://jiggie.fun/ZFZbn_https://jiggie.fun/ZFZbn_
>>576194913Better than before, but you could do better with more speed clicks up to the ideal 1500+
>>576194815
Digitan LOVE
Can someone make a lobby? Idk excact rules for this CM
Remember that's it's highly unethical to enter a relationship with any trainee
>https://x.com/Zerst_/status/2083988625893544146Not only this is THE oguri CM, she also has an unfair advantage because of a bug...
>>576194815why did she just happen to be carrying an out of sight sushi roll on her
I accidentally swiped right on a landwhale, and she was the only one who contacted me. The 5 or so cute weeb girls I liked and texted didn't respond.It might be time for me to just open up to heavy tanks. Haven't gotten romantic attention from a half-decent looking woman in many years. It's not so bad, right? At least fatsos usually come with cowtits. Umamusume.
ああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ
>>576194681I put my penis in Fuji Kiseki's vagina and the grip of her inner folds caused me to cum
>>576195228GWS
>>576195150kek
/uma/hjong danchud here. Looking to fill in one more spot. Quota is 30m. Playing mahjong is optional. Comfy A+ club. Apply today.
>>576195183>This bug was present during CM16 in which nearly everyone ran Paces, and a significant number of the races were likely decided entirely by whoever rolled Gate 1. This can be seen in race data aggregations which shows a clear statistical anomaly in favor of Gate 1
>>576195347Why are you class 4
>>576195183Just run a front then . Run Falco
>>576195183This has always been the case, not a patch thing
>>576195530Retard
>>576195183>enemy Xog rolls gate 1>lose
>>576195206I'm extremely biased because I always liked fat girls, unfortunately skellies tend to like me better (and obviously not that frequently). Unironically what truly matters is what's on the inside, she might be cool to hang with and will probably be very nice to cuddle with, cowtits or not
>>576194681I only play the game so that I don't feel like a poser in the community, because I think it's actually pretty shit.
>>576194681I started this game trying to be a frontrunner but luck gave me end and pace cards and now I'm at an existential crisis that's an exaggeration but this has been living rent free in my head for a couple days
Someone to join room match?Come bring your hoguris 9659445896594458
>>576195528>>576194975It's always the armpits
Fuji? Kiseki.
>>576195603Even uma.guide knew about it though
>>576195183I thought starting gates were always really crazy impact on performance? I just haven't seen global focus on gate autism as much.
>>576194913This can win some races, yeahBut don't expect to win A finals with her
>>576195183>0 likesi am going to believe this
>>576195183A pace promoted hogger is at disadvantage because he can't use uma2
>>576195631>western artist
>>576195183didn't happen to me in cm16
>>576195790>immediate PDM because you drew the short strawThis game isn't real.Horse racing isn't real.
>>576194681I love Pearl!
>>576194681I HATE Kitasan Black
>>576195851>activates 3 other recoveries anywaynothing personnell, kid
>>576195952>lying
>>576195729>16 gates
>>576195729>16 roombwo...
>>576195790see >>576195898
>>576195183>>576195430Shoulda rolled Gate 3
>>576196054>>576196072Damn i didnt know you can change it
>>576195923
>>576195183>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FAQkdiFc9wLMAO this guy is just fucking salty he lost his CM16 finals and wants to blame it on the winning bakushin stealing lucky pace
>>576195729Wouldn't it be funny if everyone brings 2 debuffers to a 16 racers room...?
Why are people loving mant now and shitting on gl?
>>576195183>>576196268KWAB
>>576195880okay finehere's your JP artist bwo
Sorry i'm new, new room with 9 gates8957553089575530
>>576195898The frontmost style uma in the innermost gate starts in normal mode, but if they don't stay in first until their first mode check at 2 seconds due to having extreme start delay or another uma immediately pdm breaking with a straightaway skill or the like they're not guaranteed promotion. It's an advantage, not a guarantee.
>>576195183IS THAT WHY IM GETTING 8L DIFFERENCED BY XOGURIS
>>576196183
>>576196268Kek I love it when autist types get Goldship'd.>there's no way my uma should have lost, I prepped so much, I won all the public lobbies!!!!
are mares or thirsty stallions more dangerous?
>>576196550*blocks u*
>>576196345People might be shitting on GL but that doesn't mean MANT isn't already covered in feces. It just stopped smelling by now.
>loses>blames the game instead of himselfclassic
FAT
>>576196489Nyo that is just Festive and Angling
>>576196651>Teio is acting bratty
>>576196747
>>576196426It's fine bwo, at least you're creating rooms and that's nice
>>576196747GET EVEN FATTER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>576196651skill issue
>>576196747Stop it, or I'm going to be architectposting by the time Mirako releases.
>>576196721Actually I blame my trainee, she's the one that lost, not me lol.
Damn... still to weak huh
Racing Spirit Stamina good for this CM?
>>576194858I hate that I was not molested by my aunt
>>576196992xogged
>>576196961>I blame my traineethat's how you get raped
>>576196992if you're not cracking UG ranks you've got no hope as it stands right now. In my room matches you're either speed capped or losing unless you're running christmas oguri
>>576195153Thank you for the fat Kisekis for my folder. I love Fuji so fucking much
>>576197031Always calc it before taking it, but if you can afford it, then yes
It's Dia and Grass's fault, not mine!
>>576196427idk bwo they're both at the same distance at 2 seconds and groundwork doesn't break pdmhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=pGGxYa0dtqKx6PsGAxFbdI9k
What's better, getting MLB Light Hello or 2LB Tachyon?
copart rickey
>>576196992If SS is the best you can do, you might consider going for Open League. I'm telling you this because you said you're a newcutie. Btw, I recognize both players, nice job censoring I guess lol
>>576197321sex with both
>>576197321if you can turn that 2LB Tachyon to MLB with crystals, Tachyon, otherwise MLB Hello and forget about Tachyon
>>576196992To be fair anons who join rooms here are pretty good toreinas and at least above average compared to what you will encounter in CMsBut yeah, you won't be winning A finals with these umas, like I said before
>>576196345MANT apologists are rare but very, very loud and they always have the same dumb arguments which none are true>it was a good idea but took too long>it's a F2P scenario >the shop helps you fight against the game's RNG natureand other dumb shit. MANT was the most restrictive scenario this game ever had, even more than future ones that are made for certain distances only
THE TANUKI BAB IS DEADTSURU NOOOOOOOOOO
>making random TT dirt uma>end up with nearly perfect CM ace with random 1-2 star aptitudes firingI wish she had just 100-150 more stam, she has 1 gold and 4 whites so maybe I use her hoping I get enough non 4 dominator lobbies to get into B finals, I honestly dont give a single fuck about this CM
>>576197396>If SS is the best you can do, you might consider going for Open League.Nah...I will be fine if i win B>>576197439I will try more
Tsuru fucking died and cygames is gonna give you 10 carats for it
AAIIIEEEE HELP ME DANCHOU
>>576197580I might turn pasa into a pseudo xog with inheriting festive since you need recoveries for this cm anyway
xogged.com
>>576197079Roll for aunt umas then.
>>576197308You were not in PDM in section 1 so it was working as advertised, hakuraku marked all other umas as but gate 1 oguri as pace down in section 1 as well
>>576197674Does inherited festive work this CM?
>>576197687>This site can’t be reached
>>576197768sure but it's weaker
>>576197628>I will be fine if i win BBwo, I'd agree with you if this wasn't a XOguri CM. But you do you. Godspeed
>>576197079I was molested by a women of all types, it's not as fun as you may believe
literally me
Skill issue, if you didn't take Outer Post Proficiency for the free speed or pray to Shiraoki for a better gate, you simply didn't prepare well enough.
Just came back from seeing Boane in the movie. It really enhances the experience on the big screen, and the sounds, can heavily recommend for middle european dacchis.there were like 5 people in the theatre
>>576197674Hmmm, didnt consider that possibility, I have a stam Xog borrow I could have usedThe Condor I just posted had herself as 2/4 grandparents, I legit have 0 clue how all aptitudes fired, must be like a 1-2% chance
>>576197849GigoloAnon....
>>576197925>almost passing out from itI LOVE HYPERBOLIC CLICKBAIT DOG SHIT I LOVE IT SO MUCH ANON
>>576197849Tec*one got molested by women, and he became a rapist. Are you a rapist?
*christmas you*
>>576197925If golshi is the most reddit horse, then stay gold is the most 4chan horse
>>576197875join AlmondLove
>>576194681I think I love Fusapan but it's a betrayal of my Umawife to admit it
AREYOU HAVING FUN?
>check my club last month>i was under top 10>check my club this month>i'm back into top 10
>>576197849
>>576198094is that real?
>>576198121I haven't had fun since 2016
>>576197730>You were not in PDM in section 1Huh? Unless you mean hakuraku uses zero indexing for sections
>>576198192COCO PAPA
>>576198059I'm aware a day could come where there could be allegations against me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH4WsrtLrqE
>>576198265Your Taiki was gate 2, there is a gate 1 pace Oguri not in pace down
>>576198192Her name was Lola, she was a showgirlWith yellow feathers in her hairAnd a dress cut down to thereShe would merengue and do the cha-chaAnd while she tried to be a starTony always tended bar
>>576197932Lucky. When I saw it I got surrounded by smelly Indians.
>>576197849I just got verbally molested by women, but never physically.It's really bad when it's only verbally because i crave the touch...
>>576197925I do this with my farts
>>576197849you were molested by multiple women?
>>576195183No.
I got 150 mil fans in my B+ club last month and the next highest earners were in the 50s...
>>576198367Yeah, so it's still beatable, not just some automatic guarantee like that xitter post is saying, right?
>>576197849I'm not sure if I ever got molested, one time I got really drunk drinking out and woke up on my carpet at home with my pants on but no underwear
>>576197849what kinda bitch beta male are you that you can be physically molested by woman?
>>576198553Correct, I was just clarifying the mechanic. On sprint in particular it's actually not a super massive deal since section 1 is so short.
>>576197849Probably but the woman who molested you wasn't as pretty as my aunt
I wanna fuck Almond Eye's mom
>>576198597Are you the type of retard that would fantasize about punching his bullies and then got thrown into the locker in reality? Lol
>>576198597little boys can't fight back against the most feral kind of woman, horny teenage women
>>576198396I was hoping someone would make this joke, and I wasn't disappointed.
>>576197308>check my own finals>gate1 taiki gets auto-promoted>and then she PD'd herself and lose promotionwut
>>576198738Sorry, I'm already fucking her
>club drama? unfair gacha? Xoguri CM prep?>what are you talking about anon? we're just glad you're awake.
Fusapan is my wife. I make sweet love to her every night.
>Mejiro >flatMcqu*en was adopted
What do we do about /v/ma stealing all our club drama?
>>576198960My lovely unreleased uma......and kingu.
>>576198738>>576198328>>576198991yes yes oyakodon.jpg shut up and get in line
mares can't win arima kinen
>>576198597people who type these kinda posts are usually manlets and weight like 100kg
brick-182 (835612678) is recruiting one new brickbro interested in a drama-free A+ club. 50mil quota, just use your TP and do your auto runs.>Reply with ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile.
any B and above club looking to recruit? had enough of being the only active player in a dead D club I joined at the start of the game...
Can I apply to any of the clubs in the op without max members?
>>576198960>blocked cleavage viewman
>>576199084Kingu is a mare
So which uma is going to have their boot on my neck after Xog is done with it?
What's the deal with every heavy-drama clubs calling themselves drama-free?
>>576199321Hayahide
"I still can't organize my thoughts and where to begin writing.I simply watched over him with the Yoshino family as he peacefully fell asleep.It happened early in the morning, and I'm still in shock.He went to the pasture as usual, but an hour later he was lying down and unable to get up.A veterinarian rushed to the scene, but treatment was ineffective.We made the difficult decision to euthanize him.I have no words to express my gratitude for all the support and cooperation you've given Tsuyoshi up until now.Thank you all so much.I believe Tsuyoshi was happy to be able to go to the pasture and graze on fresh grass until the day before his passing.Thank you.We will set up a memorial altar."
>>576198960Is King an honorary mare
>>576199321Kneel for the Donna
>>576196040I don't lie, anon. I've been waiting for her to come out for over 2 years now.No clue why you'd think I am unless you just can't comprehend that every uma has fans.
>>576198960
>>576195631How fat are we talking? Can you give an example of the ideal?
>>576198960how low is torena bed for Daring Tact's thighs to be visible from this angle?they could just sit on his face right now
>>576199409STOP POSTING SAD THINGS
>>576199142I don't even want oyakodon. Almond Eye is just the annoying daughter I'm forced to inherit.
>>576199616This is not Torena POV
>>576198960what is the context of this image
my trainer doesn't love me...
>>576199616here's a mile of cleavage as compensation
my trainee doesn't love me...
>>576199616That's Rhein Kraft's hospital bed.
>>576199757iirc Rhein Kraft POV waking up from a coma
my trainee is wearing clothes is she trying to send me a message
So why did Bricked let Hayashi crawl back again
>>576198960>king
>>576199757Trainer finds out that working as a trainer is not good for their health, is entitled to compensation for working in hazardous environment
>>576199994>gf so young/tiny she can sit in your crotch and still not reach your facegimme
>>576199174>50m quotaLOL
I don't like Diamond why is she the most for (You) character?
>>576199409>euthanizing an animal thats alive
>>576200039>Anon doesn't know she is canon wife of Main Story 2
heh
>>576199994Me inside Orfevre
>>576199994
Consider brown
>>576200156>witGOD warned us about this
>>576195729That was fun, too much debuff they all died and barely crossed the finish line walking
>>576194681I gave laxatives to my trainee just before her first G1
mob umanko is just as good
can you guys stop with the boob posting, my sister is sitting in my lap
One of the greatest characters ever created.
>>576200134Yes? That's how euthanasia works retard
>>576200248how much stam?
>>576200271K
>>576200207Please tell me more about her. Is her story interesting?
Reminder.
>>576199249What is stopping you bwo
>>576200134A horse that can't get up on its own is guaranteed to die, no reason to make the pain last longer
>>576199174172 772 307 548
>>576200349TARUMANKO
>>576199351>Reading club chat
>>576200134you cant kill something thats already dead nigga are you fucking retarded
>Maya fags are pedosalways knew it, glad the game agrees
>>576200373She's mature for her age.
I'm going to be very honest with you bros I will leave my wife once Dream Journey releases
>>576200482Any other brilliant insights? Have you just figured out Super Creek fans like mommydom too?
throw me to the horses and i'll come back a father
>>576200320My oguri (normal) is late and has like 850~ stam + corner recovery as the only recovery, im gambling
>>576200134smartest anon ITT by FAR
>>576200362I'm not 100% informed since I want to avoid reading MTL garbo, but basically Rudolf calls you and asks you to take care of her autistic American cousin who sees racing as her life mission that she needs to complete at all costs.She's not as overtly for (You) as the newer JP umas that beg to fuck you day 1, but once you finish her career and help her fulfill your mission she asks you to accompany her on her next (lifelong) mission (it's impossible to infer what this could possibly mean)Basically she's a strong and stoic character who still shows her appreciation in small ways that arent maybe obvious at first. She also really likes water.
>>576200572Creek?
>>576200134
I love Rice
Thoughts on this card?
>>576199409>>576199409Here are some happu tsurushttps://x.com/tyukyu2/status/2083812950629142956
game sucks
>euthanizing an animal thats alive
>>576200572NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED
>>576200675for sure dying if not gold
I LOVE SHORTSTACKSI FUCKING NEED ALL OF THEM ON MY ACCOUNT
>>576200913It is badProbably goes crazy in Auto though
>>576200720Cute horse and decent story. I'm sold
Playing games during new year with my beautiful princess trainee
>>576201123I'm really looking forward to her!
next thread will be worse
>>576201163I'm in this image
Eishin Flash Wife
>all this mental illness/v/ invasion I guess
>>576201380Bright... don't cry...
>>576201369No thank you. I don't want to learn german
>>576201380Buraito-chan~
>>576194681I once watched a kid getting bullied when I was sitting in my car waiting for someone to come out and did not help in anway
>>576200156sexy (festive)
>>576201510https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJVJtdemWFA
>>576201196She is really cute, post more of her!
>dirt mile cmFun>dirt medium cmHell
>>576201369I need to stop masturbating to her even though she has all my kinks.
>>576200913She would be good if she had a perk that gave TE instead of bullshit initial stats
>>576201648Sure!
>>576201656all thanks to xogger
Grand Concert is fun
>>576200826Yep, you can recognize Creek by white spots on her braid.
>>576201885post final result
>>576201738Palmer has thatThey are supposed to be oppositesCoincidentally, that makes one a really good card and one a dudCoincidentally.
It has been a year since I started playing this game and I am still regretting not picking Rice Shower as my freebieI care not if she and her alt are in the bottom 10 Umas in the game I need her SO BADRice Shower is the sexiest Uma in the ENTIRE GAMEDCMM (Don't Change My Mind)
I'm going to dedicate 2/5 CM tickets to running triple debuffers to keep the rent low
>>576201648Big fan of her alt outfit too
>>576202049>and I am still regretting not picking Rice Shower as my freebieRice...wasn't your first?
>>576200720>She also really likes waterfound my wife
>>576201585I once watched my friend get bullied right in front of me and didn't do anything because I knew that if it wasn't him, it would be me. Not that it mattered because I was bullied by like 5 different people anyway.
My Oguri runs bricked before classic 3 times in a row so Im going to play Skyrim instead
>>576202049Have a Rice
>New Condition: Slow Metabolism
I am imploring you all to take your meds
>>576202005not quite there yet but I got all songs before Girls Legends U
>didn't hit 1k speed at the end of 2nd yearinto the bin it goes
>>576202131Aaaaaaah don't post that anonRice...I'm sorry...In 7~ months we will be together WAIT FOR ME
>>576202538Never
>>576202538I did earlier
>>576201384Palmer isn't rich? Fuck
>>576202538Took my Q10 and Magnesium after eating, tho I wouldn't call those meds.
>>576202538Of course, thats why I made a parent with 9 sparks of it
>>576202564It's ok Onii-sama, Rice knows she isn't worthy to be anyone's first. Those platinum trophies could never be because of Rice...
>>576202704Palmer is the bastard child of the Mejiro family
come the fuck on
>>576201384Ardan is rich?
>>576202913why is she so tanky lmao
symboli crispy
>>576202851DONT POST THISIM SORRY RICEWE WILL GET SO MANY PLATS TOGETHERYOU WILL WIN SO MANY CMSYOU'LL ALWAYS BE BY MY SIDE AS MY RIGHT HAND GALRISHOOOO
>>576202895perfect for me
>>576202531all uma should be built like this
>>576202538yada
>>576195228Ardan, please choke me to death with your thighs
dober is a cheap whorse
>reddit tachyon
>>576203249>Pre-ownedtorena's used goods....
Why do umas have retarded names? I thought it was a japanese engrish thing but even American horses have dumbass names.
>>576203539For me it's the charming part.They're funny and some of them really sound good.
>>576203539why do humans have retarded names?
>>576202548shit I forgot to date her
>>576203475Yeah, mine
>>576203674is that nigga on steroids
>>576203539you are more likely to remember a retarded name than a non-retarded one
>>576203240I thought that was Oguri Cap at first. Maybe I can't into perspective, but she seems too tall for Tamtam.
>>576202851i picked rice with the selector but haven't really used her in cmshe did stay on my home screen for an entire year
>>576202049Weakest rice oshi
>>576203762what is that hose hooked up to
>>576203539They can't be duplicates of any existing registers and also having a standout name helps marketing.
>>576203696This is how torenas get stabbed...
>>576200134>Why didn't they wait for him to die before killing him?
Would Rice let me lick her armpits?
>>576203792the cooler falco
>>576203732nah, that is a Quarter Horse and those are far more inbred than thoroughbreds
>>576202538I have a fever, and the only prescription is King Milk
>>576203539imagine having to name every one of your gluemasafter a while you'd just be random name generatoring them
holy shit no way
So buying greens means she automatically wins, right.Man, there's one skill point song I missed going into Senior Year, but even with that, outside of the green skills, nothing else really got discounted, no way I was going to buy a full price Curvature. But I have a silly Brickey I'm gonna throw in, I feel better about this over a debuffer.
>>576203539I'm still waiting for a horse named It Wasn't Six Million
>>576203995i should start making my lickeyi put it off because i want to find a nice time to enjoy her story first
>>576203995Lol no, you can fire it midrace and get no accel
>>576204095sire: it wasn't medam: six million dollars
>>576203995>ult level 2
I'll be able to join a new club in 3 hours, anyone recruiting?
>>576202005>>576203696it's shit
>>576204403>ult level 3
I picked oguri cap and got spooked by rice rudolf teio taiki biwa and spechud on my first umapull
>>576203696retard
>>576202895Courting vulnerable umas with daddy issues.
>>576204102You'll enjoy it either her or the parts of Hokko telling Rickey that Feng Shui is fake and gay, but you'll enjoy it>>576204220I figured, but if she gambles enough with that OYL or even that Pump, I'll feel rickey lucky happy.>>576204403I blame Ominous Portent. 800 speed after first summer and she was still getting second places. Ult level is a myth anyway.
Mejiro Bright taking off her bikini and showing me her breasts and vagina
>>576204520I picked Rudolf because I figured I would get dupes of Oguri because I joined during the CinGrey hype period and it worked
...
>>576204495Falco's JAV
> 0lb tack 2lb lh after 200> decide to go to 400> 210: random maru nice> 220: another lhok I'm done it's trying to tell me somethingmlb light hello it is
How could torena ever resist this?
>>576205154Bright has big ears!
>>576203674habsburg looking motherfucker
>>576205481me on the right
>>576205567
>>576205567Oh no no no
>>576205481...is actually Curren cosplaying as Falcon
>>576205508Maybe he's not into kids.
>>576205567*kicks u*
>>576205508I could never resist....SKIPPING ALL HER FUCKING BANNERS WHAT A FUCKING USELESS UMA
>>576205567>world's biggest betrayal
>>576205567only the second saddest thing that happened this weekend
>>576205532this slut should keep them covered
>>576205770Maybe he's a FAGGOT.
>>576205971whosexsex
If you play in practice rooms, your soul is impure.
>>576205707>>576205789>>576205818>>576205978qrd?
>>576205716Hey, I've seen that one before!
>>576205971ignore the 2 in front of me and give Air Groove 7 kids
>>576206134retard, now they will loop the topic for another 12 hours
>>576206134
>>576206134die in a fire /v/tard
>>576206134manifactured drama from the woman's club
>>576206201you reap what you sew
>>576205971I didn't know I needed Gyaru Flash in my life...
Why is every Orange uma so shit?
>>576206276what?
>>576200572>selling kids that kind of underwearis that legal?
>>576206392typo, you rape what you sow
>>576206180lewd
>/ウマ娘/ is having a melty over global again
>>576206318Surely there is ONE good orange uma, right...?
>>576205481me on the left
The line that launched 1,000 missiles.
>>576206489I see
>>576206318*rapes you*
>>576206734Maya wouldn't say this
>>576206513It's understandable, I too have such visceral reaction to spic memes
orange umas are like orange cats
>>576206828she learned a new word and wanted to sound adult
>>576206318But Maya is the goat
>>576194681I don’t actually want to bone my trainee.
>>576206721>Someone else finally reposted that sound post
Any A / B+ clubs recruiting?
>>576206890
>>576207094They have their uses
>>576206513This time it only seems to be because /uma/ creates multiple new threads so often, and theirs got caught in the crossfire when mods deleted the unnecessary ones. It's fair - I don't think any other general is as retarded as we are when it comes to new thread creation.
What are the odds of getting 1* speed 5 times in a row?
>>576206905annoying
>>576207574Specifically speed with 1100+? 0.2%
AH!!!
Any club recruiting?
kingu's first-rate sweat + my tongue
>>576207720Orange?
>>576207975sniff sniff sniff rero rero rero
>>576206234
>>576207884She has sub 1100 speed
i like tits
>>576195347Is the spot still open? I'm looking for a club.
>>576207975sweaty king...
>>576208126A lot higher then
>>576208182>that assonii-sama is eating good
Just ate like 6 Zapiekanki
I don't get the hype about the Ruby card for the mile CMFurious Feat exists?
>>576208172well you're in luck! I heard Smart Falcon loves showing hers to strangers. Especially if you are a fat and balding old man!
>>576208380suuuuuuka
I miss him.
I still love Dorija
>>576208519No tak, moja
>>576208145If Suzuka set her mind to it she could seduce me in a heartbeat
>>576208517last time I asked she charged me $50. damn
Anyone know a good deck for debuffers? Is borrowing stam Rudolf the best option?
>>576208556It's funny his wife still a super competitive whale but also barely plays
>>576208517
>>576207902Prudent Positioning
>>576208380Niedługo północ, czemu jesz?
>>576208758>super competitive>barely playswhat does that mean
>>576208427>phase_random==2 vs is_overtake==1
>>576208594keine ahnung was das bedeutet, but I appreciate the effort
>>576208850I asked if I could cum in her coffee and now she drains my balls everyday. i'm so tired...
>>576208556Literally who? Is he the new Pewdiepie or something?
>>576208950cat not allowed
>>576208706
>>576208556>he won the CM that i losti kneel
>>576208380only know KFC
>>576208706You can also use R Rudolf if you need your borrow slotRudolf is mostly for hints
>>576208556the curse of the witch
>>576209018Glodny byłem>>576209063it's the equivalent of "yeah, mine">>576209142I ate that yesterday
>>576209387>it's the equivalent of "yeah, mine"At last, I see...
cute roomies
>>576209387>>576209524please PLEASE tell me this is a real alt
What is A+ club quota? looking to join 1
>>576209507kusogaki
Dont think about it.
>>576209595it is
>>576209636>A+>quotashiggy
I love my wife
>>576209595It is
>>576208427Why not just take both?
I love my cow
>>576209636Looking to unironically be 100m a month
>>576209595
rickyluckygive mefucky
>>576208427Why are you buying skills that need you to be in the back to work? Aren't those skills useless? Why would you ever want to be in the back during a race?
>>576209879Serious plapping
It's actually just cooked if you don't get 5 songs on the first and second concert
>>576210006Why did she do it, why would she say that word
>>576210071You need 5 for first to have a good run because you only need the sp song after that then hope you get 3 decent songs over all min
uppity
>>576210214She saw Puro Magic break her record by 0.2 seconds
I STILL HAVE NO PARENTS AAAAAAAA
>>576208556He's always in my heart
>>576210436I will have parents tomorrow for sure
>>576210436In +100 parent runs I havent rolled a single 3* stam
i accidentally cooked up a dirt ines
Who has the bigger head out of Seeking the Pearl and Biwa Hayahide?
>>576211086it's 1-2% chance so thats pretty expected
>>576210436>>576211086My parents left for milk and never came back
>>576211147Obviously Seeking the Pearl! Haha...I-it's not like I have a gun on my head...Bananas? Y-yes I have some... Don't ask... Hehe...
>>576211282That explains your behavior
>>576211147
>>576211490
>>576211621Cute
Do debuffers need to have sparks on dirt? I got neicha to C but getting inspirations is annoying.
>>576211718anything above Dirt E is good enough
>>576211718Neicha and other debuffers that have a vision based skill need dirt, yes. But C should be enough if you get enough power
this is the granddaughter of the first ever idol horse btw
What happened to my daily 300 free carats?Where's it???
>>576212083In here.
>>576212059sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>576211147>Anons confusing thick hair with big heads
>>576212198I don't think Teio can fit 300 carats in there
>>576211147Doesn't matter, but Pearl gives the better head
>>576212412She spent a night with me. She can for sure
>>576212506
I’m almost done with the event, and I haven’t played a single real career the whole time. I’ve just been auto-training to fish for good parents while getting straight-up ass sparks every single run. Is this how fan farmers see the game?
I like Pearl because she reminds of Jessie from Team Rocket.They should do a pokemon crossover.They could do Pearl with Jessie clothes and Mayano with Misty clothes or something.
>>576212668This is how fan farmers see the game
>>576212668More or less
>>576212385me on the left
>>576212385giwtwm
>>576212083Us lazygods are still getting 300 daily cararts
>>576208556>ultimate cancer awardIronic.
when is cygames dropping a 300 toughness 30 stimulus check
>>576212952Tomorrow
>>576212719The support card for that crossover should be a pal card with Tazuna as Sabrina and Akikawa as the little doll.
>>576212779>>576212803TAISHIN TESTOOOO
>>576213154Taishin gameTaishin eventTaishin life
Narita Taishin
>>576208182Guess I'll just spend another month in a club with randos who can't even handle shoe requests...
>>576212719How on earth are you making this comparison?
TICKEZO'S BOOOOOOBBBSSSSSSSSS UUUUWWAAAAAHHHHH
>>576213227Taishin wife
>>576213284I say this every time me and Tickezo have sex
>>576213345and then you wake up
i just realized sometingi can use ines as a sleeper debuffer because wild wind reduces velocity of runners behindi am a fucking genius
>>576213235TICKETZO TITZOOOOOO
>>576213239I dunno. She has the same kind of haughty slightly dangerous vibe. She puts her hand over her mouth and laughs the same way.I know King Halo does that too but King doesnt have all the other vibes.
>>576210618No one likes ugly hags lol
Did you know that when a short person waves at you, it's called a microwave?
>>576213412one day i'll figure out how to keep sleeping
I was playing uma on my phone in public and a girl came up and started talking to me about it. scariest moment of my life.
>>576213706wwwww
>>576206234this has to be out of context I'm surehe meant to post the opera rape emote before leavingtell me I'm wrong
my dear danchou is acting weird again
>>576212059This is also a funny family relation.
>>576213787who was her favorite? Agnes or Golshi?
>>576212059
>>576213872that's meI got kicked for literally no reason
>>576213787Should have proposed.
>>576213872he did leave, they arent telling the whole story
>>576212668you must only be doing 1 auto career a day or some shit
>>576213879Overthrow them
>>576213706
>hmmm today I will auto S.Golshi with debuff deck>set the usual full G1 schedule>50 mins later>first SS+ auto run......ha?
>>576214035knew it was fake drama>>576214027no you weren't
>once again I am gambling with club join requests
Okay I'm done clearing my legacy of useless parents that were made like 6 months agoThat took like an hour of work, peeeew....
Can I still win in CM17 if I refuse to bring debuffers?
>>576214035>Bricked told Salthyde to walk the plank himself otherwise he would blacklisted from /uma/ clubsevil
>>576214242more like narita top sexo
copa copa
>>576214280Only if you use dumper to cheat Grand Live's RNG
open leauge is hardits hard work!
>>576214280You'll have to bring 3 Xogs instead
>>576214314ugly
>>576214280If you bring the ultimate Hog, the unkillable Rickey, and the honest Maya, maybers.
>>576213918Bourbon and Rice apparently>>576214029nyo I was all sweaty and out of social energy
You'll be glad Taiki Shuttle is around with her handy pistol when some incel attacks tracen.
Rickey rickey! on my dickey!
3 days until Yeppers.
>>576206291
brochachoes why is yellow falco running out of stamina if her ult has a recovery :(
make debut is a synonym of umapyoi
>>576214035Okay but why did Bricked allow their ex to get back together with them?
>>576214718>incel walks into tracen with an AR-15>gets overpowered and raped by mob umas
I think the steampunk event is fucking shithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TT2Nmb1CrFM
My daring gf and her dad.
>>576214798never ask yeppers how she calls hishi amazon....
>>576214920they're just cuckshe'll leave them again next month btw lmao
>>576197849I was raped by a really hot girl. It was awesome. Legally it was 100% rape though even if I really enjoyed it.
how old is light hello
>>576215256too old for you
>>576215256yes
>>576214035THE UMABBIT HOLE GOES DEEPER???
>>5762152566
>>576214847
>>576197849I fucked a fat chick off of tinder and felt like I molested myself, so I feel like I can empathize.
Give it to me straight umagrok, if a parent has 1* white spark with no sparks on gps, and the other parent has 0 sparks with only 1* white on one gp, how many runs average will I see this skill.
>>576208556he will get the itch one day
>>576215349I've been looking for this soundpost for weeks, thank you
Clubs dokko ...?
>>576197849my classmates (female) would grope my butt in middle school and it was awful
>>576215490this guy is like 50 years old and talking like that
Danchou I'm actually gonna flatline forever sorry for lyingHope you understand
>>576215349
Why the fuck does every club require discord applications? Also the fan requirements are all over thebplace right now.
>>576215539>dead>>576215523np
>>576215571
>>576215673That's just Uma&Co and the rice shower club
>>576215673No one wants to be honest about the actual numbers because the actual numbers are intimidating
>>576215256at least 27maybe more
>>576215673Nobody knows how it will settle when half AP ends, but it's already clear fan cutoffs have changed.
>>576215753>dream is to become an umadol>fall in love with my trainer>realize being an umadol implies being eternally celibate and spend all my time with the object of my affection>mfw
>>576215710
>>576215753H-hoeh...?
>>576215673the targets are made up being we're still in auto honeymoon and also have half TPit'll be a few months until they're more realistic
>>576214383cm18?
>>576215729>no bricked mentionYeah you goofed up
>>576215569i think hes like in his late 30s and all streamers regardless of age have to learn young kid speak anyway
>>576214383how the fuck is this a+?
>>576215673>every single /uma/ club doesn't require discord appsstop being an idiot and join a /vg/ club
>>576212779>>576212803When do they increase the event rewards with how easy it is now to get way over 1m points?
>>576215987yeahmade some passable umas but i wanna see if I can win with unconventional picks
>slacked on my soundpost queue too much that people are posting non-sound versions of stuff in ittime to get back to work
>>576215868you can keep your umadol powers if you only have anal sex with your trainer
>>576215753Leading Falco to a shady alleyway!
Finally something I can actually use.Although I wanted more greens and groundwork its got Stamina at least. I can use it for looping if not making an actual ace.
god I wish Akebono would punch me in the face with all her might
>>576214035All drama is fabricated and anyone who takes it seriously should kill themselvesIn the end, almost everyone inside /uma/ clubs knows each other and a huge chunk of the members are alts, or "spies" like you dramafags like to call them
Solid Steps is good right? It's just free speed
>>576216347I think this is on Maslows Hierarchy of Needs
>>576216379unexpected one to get the compilation
>>576216405you need at least 1200 power for it to work correctly
>>576216518It counts the boost from mood and other greens too though right? Not just the base power
>>576216405it's solid
>>576215729>still seething about Uma&Co being more successful
Luv me Gentle woife
If /uma/ hates sloptubers why do we allow UMADash to be around?
reminder that TT team score stops having an SS ceiling when the halloween event starts in 3 weeks and you get 500 carrats for every rank upgrade (SS+, UG, UG1, UG2, so on). making autoplay umas with autoplay is only damaging your future carrats intake
>>576216584It used base power which is power with mood modifier only.
>>576216702But we love sloptubers
>>576216705i didnt even upgrade it and I'm getting 100k more everyone just has crappy umas now
>>576216702we can't "exile" a club no matter how much we try
>>576215876literally me
>>576216449Nice. Love a good Maslow's reference.
>>576216782I'm talking about your team score bro not the score you get from racing others
>>576216743Should be fine with 1100 power then, just depends on the moodDon't have anything better to buy for the same price anyways, thank you anon
IT'S ONLY BEEN ONE DAY HOW THE FUCK ARE THERE NO MORE CLUB SLOTS.
>>576216702just blacklist all their members
At least Doto still lives...
>>576217006Think you'd need 1154 power to activate the 1200 effect with great mood in finals since great is +4%.
>>576216482hes made one for every new uma for quite a while
>>576216939that's a chill and happy horse, right? no idea how to read them, but all the rolling and noises towards the end seem chill.
>>576216681>Uma&Co being more successfullol
>>576217052My club has eight open slots.
>>576217052No one movedNo one is flatlining anymoreAll clubs are climbing ranksWeird time
>>576217127let me rephrase to cope: not a sound post I expectedbam owned destroyed get fucked
>>576217270*kisses you deeply on the lips with lots of tongue*
We need a new /uma/ club for rejects
>>576217052someone should club you to death
my wife
>>576217372we already have bricked and mambo
>>576217372we already have mambo
>>576217052post ID if dancho kicks a flatliner i'll put you in queue
>>576217372That did not work out well during MANTUnless Cyge does something for GM, it will happen again during GM
Stop posting so many sexy umas you're gonna make me horny
>>576217413we know V shut up
>>576217361
>I could voucher Maru and crystal Tachyon>Or I could wait for after I spark one of the next bannersI hate dirtslop like you wouldn't believe
Really interesting how the thread becomes literally fucking unusable at the start of every month because of club autism
>>576217447what did we do....
Stego cute.Syoko cute.
>>576217129Yeah, he is relaxed, rolling does a couple of things for a horse, but one of its functions is them basically setting their body into relaxation mode but at the end he seems more curious about the human holding the camera, possibly expecting a treat of some kind
>>576217498Time to kill your boner.
Hear me out.>creek 564 murmur>nn 564 murmur>ACE mayano 564 murmurI'm a fucking genius
>>576217052You were supposed to secure your spot during mant, whore.
>>576217701
>>576217817>can't run any golds besides debuffs
>head over heels for Fusaichi Pandora>but still smile when I see my global oshiwifeWhy must polygamy be so frowned upon?
>>576217904Ever seen a fully gassed room? I've seen a debuffer win
is frenzied pace chasers a brick or can it actually kill a xog?
>>576214942And that’s how a new trainer was born!
>>576217721
>>576217657this except whenever cm is up
After training, Winning Ticket talks with Mejiro Dober.
Enough with the hornyposting, it invites yin energy!
>>576217701Inco?!
>>576218034If they're already cutting it close and rolled a 9 or 12 second rush which you then extend by 5s, they might just die. Problem is in most other cases you're helping them since if you get rushed without dying you reap benefits like guaranteed pace up wit checks for the duration instead.
>>576217907Do you actually like Fusapan or is it just her bikini?
Cygames better reveal him in 3 weeks
>>576217732That actually makes it worse
>>576217721suppose that explains rolling horses, interesting stuff that.all the noises he makes towards the end made me curious, but maybe that was partly some attention stuff as well, or literally just breathing and I'm overthinking a simple "sigh"
>>576218252I mean I've been refreshing the JP lobby for the last hour trying to see her lobby conversations if that tells you anything
>>576218252Everyone want to rape the prostitute
Enough next uma posted I'll furiously masturbate to
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11913372
>>576218141Rickey invites plenty of yang energy
>>576218501>>576218535UH OH
>>576218418I should have attached an image to that. She's too cute.
>>576212385
>>576218501>>576218535you WILL post proof or you're gay
>>576217907Polygamy is frowned upon by the bastards that can't handle it and are too jealous in front of a gigachad who doesIt's literally womanspeak, which is fitting for those kind onf low testosterone bastards
>>576218562>pedo
>>576218554
>>576218562You're right. Stupid sexy dirters.
>>576218252why does this grown ass woman have her hair up in twintails
>>576218595FUCKIt's hard to find... But I'll try>>576218648I will not post proof to satiate your homosexual tendenciesIf I find good shit I'll share
What's the difference?
>>576217907Would you want your wife to be with multiple men while she's with you
>>576218678>>>/b/
>>576218803Kinda relatable. Water does taste different, simple due to local standards, how things work, age of piping etc etc.
>>576218678we agree
>>576218810Handlebars
>>576218834Sharing is gay.
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>576218823Mission failed
>>576218810This comic is really stupidShe is not her mother in the umaverse
I did it, first unlock is a job application for umamusume a.
>>576218319I am no expert on that yet, but it can range from "I got dust in my nose and I want to get rid of it" to "I am happy/relaxed/excited" and even "I think there is danger and I want to inform the rest of the herd about it" but that last one is supposed to be more "sharp" sounding
i still dont get it. can 564 activate a skill that has already been activated? or not?
>>576219073It can't
>>576219025Who cares? The concept(me being the father that was driven to his knees) is hot and he drew her thicker with extra big tits.
>November LoH is long>December CM is long>new Kiseki stam card is front long with front encroaching shadowLet me guess, Titleholder uma or card will be released right before these two
>>576219003>Coal Shitty
>>576219120I careThat is why I replied that
>>576219003this is like the third time I doxx myself when I thought I uploaded the cropped version
>>576214383Just add Shadow Break or Triumphant Pulse and you'd already be on to something decent.
>>576219072Intredasting... Animal communication is always fascinating, so many different meanings for such (seemingly) simple gestures.
>>576219176well you're a gay homosexual
>>576219219might as well post cock now you've nothing to lose
>>576219219>29k caratsDump it
>>576214383>no leap forward/flash forwardLol
>>576219073Only if the track is long enough and the skill has a 30-second cooldown like Curvature, Beeline Burst and See Ya Later. But with that cooldown, that's only possible on longs and some mediums, but typically, once a gold is procced, that's it because most of the other gold skills have a built-in 999 second timer or something like that.
>>576218834well no but I still love them both...
Polygamy is fundamentally gay. Seeking comfort in the body of someone who is not your partner means you are not capable of loving them. Why not? Would you prefer being with someone of the same sex instead? Fag.
Dirter supremacy
>>576217898Cafe's butt is nice...I thought she'd be a plank
>>576219431
As far as I'm concerned, all marriage is "gay marriage"
SSR ticket forLB0 MaruLB3 Creek
>>576219431based
>>576219010>Looking for uma porn on Pixiv>using tags toolmao, at least try with the method for untaged uma pornThere was some Yanko porn posted some days ago, check this threadhttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/575631501/#q575637202
>>576219591easily creek. maruzen gets a bunch of reruns later on
>>576219591Are you rolling for CB/Creek?
I've had this conversation show up 4 times now and none of her others do. What gives? Do I have to own her to get her lobby conversations? I didn't think it worked that way.
>>576217898>shiwudesuNeck yourself
polygamy is le based until your wife wants to also marry another man
>>576219626I don't know such method, I'm not THAT deep in degeneracy
>>576219298You are indian
>>576219679Forget the prostitute, she'll never acknowledge you.
>>576219626>lmao, at least try with the method for untaged uma pornUh, can you explain this method to me? I would really like to view more Uma porn.
>>576219709>comparing polygamy to cheatingRetard
>>576219915>>576219915>>576219915freshy bread
>>576219837it worked for your dad lmao
>>576219837stop calling her that and you're wrong
someone else counterbaked>>576025707
>>576219738>>576219862The thing is that uma porn on Pixiv does not usually stay up for long due to the japs reporting it because of the guidelines, so what some artists have done is they post it without any uma related tags. If you get an uma porn image like that, then Pixiv will automatically recommend you more untaged uma porn below it. I am not sure how exactly it knows it's the same thing, but it works more times than it doesn't.
uh oh early v bake
>>576219567trainer also died?
>>576219948I'm not clicking on any Narita Top Road OP, sorry schizo.
>>576220064Well how do I find some untagged Uma porn to get the algorithm started in the first place?
>>576197849I was groped once in like jr high, but since I was ugly and the person ran off before I knew who it was, I assume it was a joke that they had played on them
>>576219679She has 3 solo talks and 3 with other Uma. If you have Sweepy, Kawakami, Almond Eye or Rheinkraft in your home page/story/race etc you won't be seeing them.
>>576220305It's a fresh account so I don't have any of them.I do keep seeing a lot of the same ones over and over again though not just hers which leads me to believe that the game only shows you a certain amount per day or something? Either that or I'm just incredibly unlucky that I've gotten the same conversation with her 5 times now and nothing new.
>>576220480Might just be unlucky. Funny enough I got this.
>>576220164You could, always, LIKE, make a thread yourself.Instead you sit here, bitching about the NTRfaggot making another thread to bait your schizo ass in.Weird stuff that, you refuse to be the change you PRETEND you want to see, every single time.
>>576220181my main method is to use a booru or any other site with easy uma porn access and find an image with a source to pixiv, although since I got into umanko sharing dicksword servers run by artists, I have no need for this method
>>576220164Write an e-mail to your parents explaining in detail how, on an online thread for discussing a very cute and family-friendly horse girl game for Japanese children, you have developed a strong aversion to a particular character called Narita Top Road, whose crime is that she is a completely normal character in the game who is liked by a guy you don't like, and who has stopped doing the things you didn't like him doing. Then, thank them for raising you so well that you are able to take important stands like this. Attach a video of yourself singing and dancing Umapyoi Legend.
>576220634what the fuck is this esl pajeet babble supposed to mean
>>576220784Thanks for proving my point, incel schizo =)
>>576220827you will never be a woman
>>576220741the child cant even post thread relevant imagery, like ever
>chatGPT shitpostyour premature death can't come soon enough
>>576220784>>5762210524chan tip #3: Use the reply function to participate in conversations.Good luck in your continued journey toward knowing how to use 4chan!
you guys seriously let the ntr schizo win? i cant fucking believe this shit all of you guys are DEAD to me!
