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Tachyon LOVE
You guys ARE gonna roll on Yeppers...right?
Hot Derby Special
shit OP
>>576220142>won't make a thread himself>lets the schizo do it instead>bitches IN SAID THREADH E JOINED about not making one himself
>>576220058>TrooncalizationLmao! Merry Hanukah, goyim.
A succubus that's seduced her trainer...
>>576220142It is a cute and good picture that features characters in the game, unlike yours.
>>576220058I would but I have to save for other banners
dozo
am i allowed to roll on the creek cb banner if i have 5k carats to my name currently
>>576220142OP is thread and global relatedyours isnt JPcunt
>>576220269>>576220436kill yourselves yuriniggers
Fusaichi "Whore of Babylon" Pandora
>3 aptitudes at A (absolute minimum)>Always get the Style aptitude as a pinkWHAT is the odds of thisLosing the 1/5 for the blue isn't unlikely but this...I'd even settle for Turf sparks due to speed creep..ALWAYS Style pink...
>>576220379MyaybeCalc it yourself
>>576220058maybe
>>576220517SEX
>high maintenance uma
>>576220497OP's image is not a yuri image. It is only a potential yuri image.>>576220549is a yuri image. (You can't clearly see it but that AMAB trainer character is a transwoman.)Learn the difference!
>>576220058I might, have to check the schedule/timeline though.
>>576220046I use this to manifest Sweepy with hat staying on
bros is this a good parent for this cm?not humblebragging this is my first 3* stamina with more than 5 whites
>>576220058I do not care about her and I just spent a lot on cards and Winning Ticket, so no. I have nothing against her though.
>>576220937For the Dirt CM?
>>576220937>turfnoppers
>REEEEEE THAT'S NOT THE OP I WANTED>MOMMMMYYYY MY SAFE SPACE IS RUINED
>>576220937Looks nice to me nonnyCertainly settleable
>schizo getting blown out last thread>proceeds to have a melty
>>576220058I know I will pull her as a spook during Machan banner
>>576220884Stylist picking out some SLUTTY outfits
>>576221074well i'd use for it any future parents who need stamina, but yeah principally for this, gonna use digitan and dia if sparks are kind on the other parent>>576221114oof
Ayabe wouldn't hold hands with a classmate
https://grids.fun/t/favorite-uma-per-generation-no9en?list=umamusume-ba9toPost gridhttps://umamusu.wiki/Umamusume_by_GenerationGens for reference
>>576221176The pump and dump uma
>>576220937Some of the whites are kinda meh, and you only got 1* greenBut that's pretty nitpicky when it's 3* stam
Left or right?
what are the odds of the paid carat card scamcha landing on a useful cardthe Make Debut scamcha actually landed on Creek and thats the only reason im even entertaining this thought
starting to think the schizo is not only a bot, but one so terrible that it's incapable of making a new threadso all it can accomplish is having constant meltdowns
>>576221142>>576221256thanks!
>>576221252You wouldn't...
>>576221176stop that, she's not a gravure model yet
>>576221312>bsky.socialpedophiles still think that platform is relevant?
rickeyrickeydestroy mydickey
>>576221312Depends on your definition of usefulLike, 1%
>>576221305threesome is the best choice
>>576221352If you won, you'd have gotten topless Dia...
>New Condition: Slow Metabolism
>>576221376You're damn right I wouldn't, nigga.
>>576221305>badly written tsundere vs future mateslop umaoh geez idk
>>576219025>She is not her mother in the umaverseok retard
im looking for fumino goon material and its nothing but her being breastfed by super creek
>>576221421Shichi doing shady gravure videos after retirement!
>>576221720nice indeed
umapyoi
So why aren't we counterbakingm it's obviously V shitting up the thread again
>>576221707sleeved to death...
>>576221720with me as the cameraman of course
>>576221206Pretty hard to pick between some of these from the same year, especially the golden gen
>>576221720She'll graduate to wearing a micro bikini
>>576221993do wom*n really like this?
>>576221907just let the thread rot, i don't care anymoreyou niggers don't deserve a good thread
umafailures are cute
>>576221312>what are the odds of the paid carat card scamcha landing on a useful card0.2% multiplied by how many cards you like :^)
umasumi
>>576222212Umasumi
>>576220565L*m*n...
my cow
>>576221907Point the posts that are shitting up the thread, retard
Thank you game
>>576222273Shut the fuck up V
>>576221206
>911,473 TT pointsI'm not going to make it bros...
>>576222347I'm not V, do what I told you to do, retard
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>5762221961.37% actually
>>576222265ushimusume love!
>>576222403>*chomp*
>>576222212umasumi
>>576222391TT->Race History->Score Info->Replace your most consistent jobbers with TT umas
>>576222430>>576221312dammit i forgot this doesnt even have LH or Tachyon
>>576222360How can you not have a favorite from '98They're basically the main characters
>>576222583>>576222391*With auto umasI am dumb
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/ZFZbn_https://jiggie.fun/ZFZbn_
>>576222212
>steampunk story is another video game eventi should have seen this coming
>>576221206yeah I don't care if 2004 isn't listed, Sweepy will not be left out
Why is that annoying helios poster getting (You)'s
>>576221206r8
because no one likes (you)
>>576221206Here is mine I guess
>>576222863It bothers me that they don't explain anything at all about how BNW has gotten involved in the marketing of a random video game (that somehow runs on the expensive VR equipment at the school in addition to whatever normal-people hardware it runs on).
Trainer-san 5 manual parent runs in MANT doko
>>576222801
>>576223021awful taste
>>576223117Why would Bakushin even want this?
I was hoping a good Late + double Dominator would suffice for CM, but it seems not. It's running into the classic problem of the Late doing TOO well in the midrace and not being able to activate its accels. It seems I only have two recourses.First would be retooling my debuffers as dirt-capable fronts, to make it more likely to meet the positional requirement.The second would be doing one late, one debuffer, and a proper front instead. A decent Smart Falcon could do results, perhaps.
I really don't care what your guys' favorite umas are
I haven't played Grand Concert since it was released. Feed me the strats that people have learned since it was released so I have an easier time.
Taiki Shuttle is very cute.
>>576222265Literally me.
>>576223175?
>>576223271too bad, we already have avatarfags
>>576223212
>>576223342T R A C E NRACEN
>>576222690Just really not interested in them. Closest would probably be El Condor but eh
>>576223342you wish
Whores Only YouWhoreWHORE
next jiggumshttps://jiggie.fun/wQqyKQ>https://jiggie.fun/wQqyKQhttps://jiggie.fun/wQqyKQ>https://jiggie.fun/wQqyKQhttps://jiggie.fun/wQqyKQ
>>576223346>>576223175
>>576223389
SS rank is good enough for A finals
>>576223191Think of all the fun you'd have with your trainee when you BAKUSHIN to the end of a career
>>576222583>>576222713Thanks for the advice, but it's too late for me.
you guys seriously let the ntr schizo win? i cant fucking believe this shit all of you guys are DEAD to me!
>If I use pal cards, I get more SP and the skill chains actually finishauto's gaywish my parents were corner adept slop
>>576220058I'll do the daily paid roll, but my priority is after her.>>576223271I care.I care about who your favorite is too.Come on anon, gush about her for me.
>>576223660Yeah (we) did
>>576223389Marvey looks great with her hair down
>>576223589im scared
>>576223212they finally washed the bird poop out of their hair
>>576223660All of our proper bakers are asleep, that faggot V genuinely knows this and that's when he bakesHe never bakes during early EU times because there's other baker beating him every time
>1 blue 2 turf>reroll>2 blue 3 mediumcool
>>576221206>tfw rolled for Ardan & Yaeno>didn't roll for Chiyo>Chiyo is the one I like mostWhy did I even roll for either of them dbqh I would've gotten SO much more usage out of Chiyo it's crazy like 3 straight MANT CMs were Spring CMsAhWhatever >Kiseki isn't 2016 she's 2017FUCK you I do what I want
>>576223212>unchuds your spe
>>576223739Have no fear, to BAKUSHIN is to ascend beyond such matters of the flesh
>>576223342hey
>>576223832no matter how much you BAKUSHIN, you will never reach Ludicrous Speed
>>576220058I can't, have to hold to roll for cards
>>576223832>>576223589>>576223117Asking Bakushin for sex
>>576224017BONER CREATED
>>576221206Kinda just prioritized Umas that are already in Global for the most part.I refuse to pick one over the other for 2006.
>>576223779What does being a proper baker even means to you Can you explain without sounding like a mad schizo?
>>576224084
>>576223212Doto looks so fucking DUMB
>>576223389Tama looks like a fucking rabbit without her ear condoms
>>576223117Bakushin is about speed. Winning fast. So why would Bakushin want me to do MANT runs when MANT runs are the slowest to BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN?
>>576224101please refrain from announcing the current status of your penis to strangers online
>>576224153Seethe, nobody likes you, nobody wants to see your ugly avatar in every OP picture
>>576224041One must BAKUSHIN beyond the limits of ludicrous speed and achieve plaid speed
>>576224269without taking pics of it*
>>576224269
>>576224084>IF IT'S THIS SIMPLE, IT'S ALREADY A TALENT..For god's sake, what retard thought that would be a good thing to type. Even if it was a machine choosing the words, a human presumably typed them into the paint program.
>>576224269That disapproving stare... BONER UPGRADED!
>>576224246Given the way MANT works its possible for her to run a 9001 kilometer race which would become her dream come true
>>576224153NTA but we bake on page 7 and this was baked earlier than that. He does that every single time
>>576223389we joke about el condor mask, but marvelous without her kit is another being
TRACEEEEEEEN
>>576224382You are replying to him, he is always defending himself speaking in 3rd person
Going from listening to Verxina's theme to listening to Vivlos' is guaranteed to give you whiplash.
I almost got raped
>>576224456Maybe but it's worth repeating regardless
>>576224292Uh oh melty>>576224382He baked in page 9 last night and you still counterbakedThis one was baked with capped posts and image replies at page 4Would you rather have a no images thread? You can go to /v/ma for that
>>576224523Wait a minute, that's not Slow Metabolism.
>>576224528Rickey tried to rape...?
>>576224606You can fuck off there too or Reddit if you want to be recognizable
>>576224340Dagoth Ur posting is the best thing to come out of AI.
>>576224606I wasn't here last night but I can see why people are prone to avoid your threads if this is how you behave
>>576224669>elder cuck shit is the best to come out of itright whatever beth faggot
>>576224724He's a cunt that should always be ignored and always counterbaked
>>576224523
if half this thread stopped breathing the world would be a better place because of it
>>576224648You are the one dropping names and putting effort into recognizing "me"Take your meds>>576224724>Avoid your threadsIt is not my thread? This is an anonymous board why are you trying to put a name on me
>>576224748Use proper punctuation and capitalization when speaking to me.
>>576224865Really? I'm 100% sure nothing would happen because this thread is so irrelevant to the world
This has to be my favorite event in the game, she's so cute
>>576224790
>>576224865Imagine being the parent of one of these people. You put in decades of work to produce a flabby meatsack that complains for MONTHS about which cartoon girl shows up at the top of the conversation. What would stop you from killing yourself?
>>576224880Why else would you be vehemently defending some random shitposter
Uh oh brown hour melties again
What the fuck does Marvelous mean??? Is finding out her nipples are inverted Marvelous?? Finding out the condom broke? Morning fellatio??
Is it dumb to use Palmer and Kita for m long Team Trials team considering they're both fronts and it's encouraged to bring different styles?
>>576224947
>>576224880Nobody is falling for it you fucking retard, you speak like a broken record, maybe because you are ESL and don't realize itIf it's an anonymous board why are you forcing your avatars with every thread you bake?Kill yourself V
>he returned after last threads beatdown
>>576225030by trolling him on the same forum until he kills himself
>>576225067Not just inverted, they lactate spontaneously
>>576224865https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTCakUZlXK4
>>576225036>Implying you are not the shitposterIronicPlease read >>576225103And tell me this is a better poster than the boogeyman you keep chasing
>>576225069Suzuka love Flat is perfect
>>576224523>>576224790>>576224947>>576225102This shit was orchestrated by a Cygames employee with a pregnancy fetish
>>576225092Running two fronts is actually better than single front because they'll push each other instead of having one front run past the jobber NPCs or some witGOD's point padder, but you'll have to give them skills like second wind and maybe nimble nav>but you're encouraged to have multiple stylesthen enjoy the 1k points you get off doing that
>>576225265yeah, me
>>576225307The audacity...
>>576224865true but there's only four of us here. You, me, and two jannies infighting
>>576225182Every day i think about this thing more and more. I brushed her off as a one note joke. Then i kept thinking about her. Then i read her character stories. Then i kept thinking about her. I am slowly going insane. And my biggest fear is that my only question at the end is, is that Marvelous?
>>576225092>Is it dumb to use PalmerYes no one likes actually likes Palmer
>>576225231You are not fooling anyone
>>576225465she's an alien, right? she literally has telepathic reality-warping powers and knows about ancient ruins and the cosmos and shit
We've reached the point where the qwertyuiop poster is one of the better posters in the thread.
kek, what's with the secret message?
>>576225441why would you rub a cat against a rooster???? Am I missing something here?
>>576225613Stegosexo
what do the letters mean mason
>>576225669She was just a sickly little uma, who found out the truth of happiness and became god. So fully domestic! Not an alien at all. She just wants to spread that Marvelous feeling. I want to fuck her gigantic tits.
clam down schizo you lost and ntr won get over it
This nigga is staring at the thread spamming letters on cooldown
Who has the best casual outfit and why is it Fusaichi Pandora?
>>576225847based
>>576225815
>5 SSRs>literally not a single one finished their event chainhow do you even fix this
>>576225804Yes of course
>>576225903stop playing autoplay
I can't believe Tsuru fucking died
>>576225847Based
>>576225859My dear, punny wife.
>>576225852He used to spam rabis but he got banned for itIf you press the funny button on him for spamming letter he will get nuked too
>>576225971
>want to play the game>both newest scenario are aids>next few cms are cancer>can't manually train for tt because the cheating automode makes better umas due to cheatingWhy even play...
>>576225985Bright would say this
>>576226030you niggas need jobs
>>576226030Wow, that is horrible. How could you possibly thing that compares?
>>576226059wtf this isn't real
>>576225804we are just remaking the Town Musicians of Bremen
>>576225903have you tried buying the songs that increase your support chain event frequency
>>576225859Princess for me
>>576226090calm down schizoim sure that, one day, you too will have friends
Just finished my first run on the new scenario, how the fuck are there 4k+ SP runs
>>576226163Honest answer? You reroll until you hit +2 SP and +3 SP on the very first day after a concert.
>>576226142I love Princess too so I would put her in a close second place but Fusapan still beats her imo.
>>576226090NTA but have you considered that Rudolf deserves all these fans maybe?
>>576226090retard
>>576226147>schizoyou have 500 million fans on one trainee
>>576226135You have issues, go outside or seek help
>>576226040So will you
>>576226030
>>576225859
>>576226135You don't have issues, stay here and don't look for help
FORGOT TO BUY THE SONGS AGAIN AWARDFUCKING FUCK FUCK
>>576226312
>>576226436While yes this outfit is pretty casual it's still technically racewear and doesn't count.
Did you know? A spark in umamusume costs the same as a cheap firearm
>>576226393no castle for you
>>576226506That's an interesting case... it's racewear yes, but she literally wears it as a casual outfit during the story event that introduces it. It's kinda in-between.
>>576226449
what do you even pick for a miler?
>>576226393I forgot to spend my sp after spending my remaining lalilulelo points once
>>576226613focus
>>576226629Speaking of that something I have a bad habit of is spending my SP before I use the rest of my GL tokens
>>576226650thank mr skeltal
Made for eloping
>>576226518shan't be getting a Hi-Point or a crappy used revolver chambered in .38
>>576226772Nah I like it
>>576226772No I don't think think I will
>>576226810How many copies of Tachyon did you get in your last spark?
>>576226812
>>576226650
uh oh melty
>>576226772Only faggots report shitpost
which scenario do you use for parent autoplay?
>>576226772The raped
>>576226436you just know
how the HECK can anyone see them dancing when they are on top of the HECKING huge castlewho the CRAP wrote this!?
My trainee found out that I've reconnected with an uma I knew in elementary school and she's getting extremely possessive
>>576227021Grand Live after you get your initial sparksYou can skip a lot of the URA and Unity looping stages with a good borrow
>>576226973Does Cafe actually have a big butt or is it just horny artists?
Ok this is the 6th or 7th time this one has shown up and I can't get any of the others. I'm starting to believe it's not possible to get them for whatever reason.
>>576227076There is a big ass screen for people to watch, have you never been to a grand live?
I should be able to get 1b by Wednesday, which is a far, far cry from my original November projections. I'm happy with this. Afterwards I can take a minor break to go get Fenomeno, Aruvu, Air Groove and Rulership their casuals before I aim for 2b.
>>576227131>and she's getting extremely possessiveso the usual
>>576227239>the 6th or 7th
>>576227239Do you have people set in your lobby?
>>576227205sauce on bottom left naishu
>>576227239
>>576227249Okay but why avatarfag
>>576227287how many careers did it take you tho?
>>576227249I can watch it on the screen in my home, why would i go there just to stare at the tv
I don't know what to post but I'll post anyways
>>576227330I don't know what you mean by that but unless Daiwa has one I highly doubt these others interact with Fusapan. It's a new account I don't have any Umas I'm just collecting 30k carats for Fusapan's alt when it drops in 11 days. >>576227325>>576227354that was not my intention
>>576227354
I hate zoomers so fucking much.
>>576227626only based post itt
>>576227175horny artists, her in game looks she's a stick
cm17 status?
>>576227626Fujimasa March, stop malding because Oguri zoomed past you on her way to being cap as in peak
>>576227626unc can't take a joke
>>576227701I need more borrows I need more borrows I need more borrows I need more borrows
>>576227334https://x.com/uma_musu/status/2040626735612575769?s=20
Next thread will be NTR as well so keep spamming
>>576227701and I'm out of cope
>>576226925
>>576227468I've reset a bunch of times, and was able to see her and Ai and her and Rheinkraft. I really think you're unlucky. >>576227382Would be more if there weren't a lot of careers I ended up force quitting because of really bad early RNG.
>>576227808cute as fuck. umarigatou
>>576227701uh
>>576227859whatever I bought the keys I thought they were more expensive than this so I didn't even check. Wasted 2 hours resetting the lobby over and over again for nothing.
I can't take it anymore. cygames NEEDS to add the best royalty-free umas like nipple teio and dicta striker to the game. I can't FUCKING take it anymore.
Rickey!
>>576227692Stick sex
>>576227854I love comics where Ruby is sad.
>>576227935
>>576227854I like ruby x trainer stuff where the trainer is always down in the dumps
>>576227950Yeah that works. Might end up doing that for Ruler myself.
>>576227807my daughter, my sister, my wife, my side piece, my friend
>>576228009The Tamamo Crossing
Cafe cute
7
>>576227935.
we fucked
Oyakodon!
>>576228061RubyTore is a fucking kingHe just needs some help mentally...
>>576227287StegoDEITY
Why don't you love the strongest mejiro anon?
>>576228126Cafe seduction
>>576228313what a villainous individual
>>576228313Doto would do that
>>576228313never goofs up
>>576228219>He just needs some help mentallyLike sex
>>576228313Oh no, now I'll get Doto's fat tits all to myself in lawful marital bliss
I don't like Doto.
Doto's okay
I have no opinion on Doto
>>576228379forgot pic
I only like doto rape
Am i the only person on /v/g/ thats ever won a CM with Doto
If 7 Doto dies after I go to bed
>>576228428Compare the pair
>>576228536Probably, her kit was so bad I didn't even try
I am indifferent to Doto
>>576228565I hope you never wake up, faggot.
7 and you die in your sleep tonight
>>576227807Aoi with a shaker bottle full of protein no doubtabsolute monster ningen
>>5762285657 and you die and the years you would have had left go to Doto, 4 I die, anything else and the thread is butter on rye
>>576228601I won because Pump chained into her ult
>>576228548Why is an old hag dressed up as a kindergartener
m-m-meisho dodo desuuuuuuu
>>576228565If 7 you become doto
>>576228664Death.
>>576226592The only alts we have had so far that are actually racewear are the anime alts, XOguri, and all the wedding alts.
>>576228664bye
>>576228673The oshi combo...Same thing happened to me with Fine Motion last cm
I think Doto (horse) is cuter than Doto (Uma)>>576228664ANON NO
>>576228664It was nice knowing you
>>576228664Shiraoki is a bratty god
machitan unique is so FUCKING useless
>>576228241was necessary to mirror ardan image?
>>576228664>4 I dieNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! ANOOOOONNNNNNNN!!!!!
>>576228664Shiraoki giveth, Shiraoki taketh...
>>576228664umakwab
>>576228405
>>576228753Cheezu
Dont post without images, post with them to kill the thread faster.
>>576226613Lane legerdemain if its for TT.Otherwise Focus.
>send my uma to independent training>abuse Tracen's library, gym, and cafeteria >only interrupted by telling my trainee to leave again every 50 minutesdamn this job is easy
>>576228762heh
>>576228664
>>576228728The others aren't all casual like Dober's blue dress though. Halloween costumes and costumes from virtual reality games are not casual wear.
>>576228664lol
that rickey horse sure is a nigger to train
>>576228856I need more of this
bourbonGPT, glue every veteran uma made before mant/GL
spell icup
>>576228995I would
>>576228991Eventually ruby will take drastic measuresTrainer will still misunderstand
Which Uma has the best singing voice?
>>576227076>frontrow cuck
stop playing with 7s and 4s
>>576229110makween desu wa
>>576229086
>>576229076ni-now that is a reference I haven't heard in a while
does urara front meme still work if there's no fronts?
>>576229110Fenomeno
>>5762291207 and we keep playing with 7s
>>576229076I'm not gonna fall for your tricks villain.
>>5762286647 and this anon gets resurrected.
>>576220061I love her
>>576229110CB, easily.https://youtu.be/5Zv90BTnFuI?si=Il1XRSdcpnurSGep
V is gonna bake the next thread too btw, none of our usual bakers are awake since they're euros.
>>576229076N-I-G-G-E-R
>>576229370GG
>>576226128if this doesn't work i'll be midly upset
>>576228241But she's the mejiro I love the most?
A night alone(ish) with Cafe
>>576229076
>>576229486sad anon sitting looking at the cooldown timer each time post
>>576220058The LH/Tachyon banner destroyed me so no, I cannot and no I am not giving Cykagames my money.>>576220253My paizuri slave!
>>576229579you do realize you can queue posts right
my daring gf tact
Tomorrow is Monday
What happened to our ryanbaker? Is he still in japan?
>>576228991
>>576229750
>>576229231yeppers, though urara wouldn't work here. you probably want bakushin/curren for dirt g medium g
>>576229252nicehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKqx1rPO-rI
She approaches
>>576229110https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBL7F7yHgIIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkbfwhPNqlwSounds of Earth, her voice is like butter
>>576229770GoneThey got him
>>576229076I wish I could
>>576229793We know V
>>576229750https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1f5dTDF-Rbo
>>576229110I am beyond biased but Stego. Her voice is just way too smooth.
>>576229409
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Would you guys hang out with me irl
>>576229110Oguri and Curren
Curren wouldn't do that
/uma/hjong still has a spot open. Jeopardy? Jong? Board game nights? in house CM's? We've got it all. Apply today. Drop your ID for an invite.
>>576230041no teiobwo you dont shower
countdown to kkk
>>576230041*rapes you*
>>576230007
>>576230041no you're weird and you probably smell
Reminder that even if you do manage to get a 7, its completely meaningless unless you also declare what will happen if you get a 4.If you want your wish to be granted, then you must be willing to risk something of equal or greater value.
I did that with Curren
>>576230007but that's against the rules!
>>576230007my pov
>>576229714You do realize the sad lil nigga is still coming back to do that eac time
>>5762301624 i live7 i go to a better place
>>5762301627 and I get a million dollars4 and I lose a billion dollars
I've never seen this general so unified before
>>576230007You said you weren't going to post it online
>>576230297
>>576230297unified? unified on what?
>>576230041m-maybe
Who loves rape?
>>576230026That's my wife.
>>576230332
>>576230242ESL
>>576230338I could unify those breasts with my... you know what...
>>576230007me and the Currenposter
>>5762301627 and Doto dies when I go to bed4 and the Uma Musume Pretty Derby anime gets a 4th season
Neat
>>576230425Nice deflection sad ESL nigga
>>576226128>>576229467
>>5762286647 and this anon only dies immediately after he cums inside Matikanefukukitaru.
>>576230416
>i really hate that anons post, but have zero arguments>i know! ill call him "esl", or something racist!uh oh melty...
>>576229110Seeking the pearls is pretty nicehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeBHBcp5CF4
aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>576229076Heh. Ridiculous. You already spelled it out when you typed that, but I'll humor you, villain.I-C-U-P.
>>576230341ligma balls
>>576230523she's my fav on Legend Changer
>>576221206I wonder if I have the most generic taste itt?
>>576230594aaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
>>576230523oh i love this songthe main chorus is super catchy
>>576230439Your tits aren't that big
>>576229110Tanino Gimlet.
>>576230007Clearly Shiraoki-sama wants umayapoi instead of Fukuposters
>>576229110Kawakami Princess https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNwHqZ5gQgQ
I hope V bakes the next thread too
>>576230369need to add "care to join us?"
>>576230859he will and then we'll skip it
>>576230661>Akebono over anyone>King instead of Spe>Dantsu over her more popular friendsNot really generic
>>576230874sex
>>576230908I will not skip it because it makes you seethe
>>576230007Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
why isn't half TP the standard?
>>576230969MMMMMMMMMONEY!
>>576230007the jannies just gave up on the thread lmao
>>576231018Boobs too big
Reroll pass doko
>>576231140Air shacute!
>>576229110I fucking love Acehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWig9s1IOBohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=529g7q13zV0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYZN0ITmdC4
>>576231326Elegant polite breasts on a cute uma
>>576230936Kingu would say this
>>576231301
>>576231445True!
Would Cafe let me impregnate her?
>>576231560Rude aggressive tits...
>>576230007>not bouncing
>>576231326i don't understandwhy cafe is dressing like a prostitute?
>You want TE songs>but also support frequency songs>but also SP songs>but also you need to manage your currency>but also you want 4 songs each concert>but also you want good trainings and support events
>>576231597>let meeither manifest destiny or go sit in the chair
>>576231420Umapyoi!
>>576231742This is how japanese girls dress anon
my gf daring tact
>>576231742Because it sexually excites me
>>576231806i don't understandjapanese girls dress like prostitutes?
>>576231759Hello!
>>576231420https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=En85iaPNXek&t=16s
>>576231420UMA IN AMERICA
>>576231926Do Umas really have bodies like this?
>>576231806no they don't! Japanese girls aren't whores!
>>576231912Yes, sometimes
>>576231926I want to FUCK her!
>>576231982After they retire
>>576231912>>576231742That is not how prostitutes dress, she looks fine. Mohammedbro?
>>576232015
NOOOOOOOOOOO
>>576232117cutie
>>576232134Should have settled for your last wife
>>576232085RYAN'D >>576232117
>>576232117
>>576232130
gwos?
>>576232117kek
>>576232183i mean you cant see anything soo...safe?
>>576232163Her sweat is as pure as her heart
>Today is August 2nd, it's the death anniversary of Still in Love.>She died on the morning of this day in 2007 at 7 years old, due to an intussusception, a type of intestinal obstruction.
>>576232117I hope anon is okay with bestiality...
>>576232373total poe2 death
>>576232362Should have eloped with her jockey.
>>576232373https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7mPqycQ0tQ
>>576232549soul
If the kkk post ends in 7 I'm requesting kikuka sho sashes
>>576232572Curren's exercise wear is scandalous...
>>576228313>go to the police & report this act>Doto is expelled from Tracen & the paper is voided
>>576232736
>>576232753I mean she didnt force you to stamp it so there isnt really any legal recourse
Guy has been spamming for 2 hours straight now
>>576232815now post her pregnant
>>576232753
>>576232854He is a SEAtard please understand
>>576232897
>>576232958Why would V flood his own thread
I JUST GOT AN EXTENDED FANCIER VERSION OF GIRLS LEGEND U WTFFFF
>>576230661>KS>North Flight>Rob Roy>Furioso>CrownYou aren't that boring anonThese aren't common choices
>>576232931what could she possibly want...
>>576233053f2pGOD
It would be funny if the next bake is a Hishi Miracle OP
>>576233065Really unsure
did you know in umamusume
>>576233159fake news
>>576232846t. Doto Have fun in Juvie CREEPO
>>576233109She's just wearing underwear...
>>576221206Wish it still had the ones with only one Uma, would be funny for people to have no option but to choose Sweepy.
>>576233276and?
>1* Guts>refresh>1* Guts
>[Deleted]
>spammer gets banned
ovr hero...
>>576233429
the highest quality posts in the thread were deleted...
>>576233387
No... Now we're doomed...
>>576233527What's happening here?
Is this the ERP thread
>>576233448I did that
>>576233692No that one is the /vm/ thread
>>576233684sharing a glove
This thread sucks now, goodbye
>>576233692I don't think Umama is here right now check again in a few hours
>>576233517just give him 5 minutes to kick his router
>>576233387she makes me horny like no other.
>>576233847Umama's instagram is very cute
good girl for the stam quest b4 you sperg about sp
dominators do nothing on the mile track, that's so gay
>>576229110Fucking Espoir City, holy shit.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNfx97Biybohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_sqHxKbrE8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFCz04G3Lfg
I'm sad. Can someone please post Super Creek's boobs.
Rickey can win sometimes
be real with me do I have ANY chance against brickeys in front or xogs in pace or do I just try my luck with backliners
>>576233987Your Oguri lacks a festive spirit
They should do umamusume races, but in real life.
>>576234070you're not gonna believe this
>>576234070Dumb idea. Idiot. Stupid. Retard.
>>576233970Isnt she a singer that turned VA specifically so she could voice an uma?
>>576234014i wanted to say Shichi was mogging but holy shit Fujin is on the same powerlevel
>>576234138Arigatou. I'm happy now.
>>576233980
>>576234172Yes
>>576234051if you have neither you're pretty much fucked
>>576233980>>5762341383d is something so great
>>576234138All the loli doujins in the world wouldn't compare to the softness of a pair of big breasts it's insane
>>576234138>>576234272This isn't real.
>>576230007curren's fat milkers
Uma for this feel?
>>576234172This is occasionally brought up as "cheating" or "unfair" when comparing her singing to the others.But there has to be other singer-firsts in the cast, no?
>>576234365No lmao most of them were seiyuu who just learn to sing (or don't, I'm looking at you oguri) for their role
>>576233861Well?
shant fall for 3D ningen
I think I did it...
>>576234437>(or don't, I'm looking at you oguri)The studio was very good to her. It was rough hearing her sing Brightest Heart live.
>>576234138>>576234272disgusting. I implore you to cease posting such vulgar blobs of fat ever again
Stop posting fake 3d umas.
You can have 100 million US dollars right now, but you have to marry a ningen and tell your trainee you never cared for them. If the trainee cries hard and quits racing, you get an additional 100 million US dollars. Will you do it?
>>576234272>>576234189>>576234138I love boobs so much
>>576234765Yes, I train Ryan btw
>>576234765Hell no.
>>576234765I'd rather have love than money.
>>576234648Just update your TT already. How come you're not hitting 1M still with GL umas
>>576234765that ningen is Tazuna?
they raped me...
Armpits
>>576234765Absolutely not.
>>576234975Famous last words for every future divorcee
>>576234781
>>576234765No?To even consider such is disgusting.
>>576234765absolutely. Fuck you Winning Ticket lmao
You're all virgins shut the fuck up.
hey
next bread will be wurst
>>576234765only if my trainee is curren
You will get raped by your trainee
>>576235068mommy
Is No Stopping Me bad this CM? It never seems to activate when I would like it to
>>576234364No one she's perfect
>>576235105Next bread will be margarinely butter
>>576235045Would be better if they had some stray pubes peeking out from their bloomers.
>>576234765but what if my trainee is already rich? it's not like I need the money
>>576235151On paper it should be good since late-race starts before the final corner
>>576235193they shave every single day
>>576235193hot
>>576235151It's never going to be an accel that has 100% perfect activation but it's rather consistent this CM all things considered. Certainly more consistent than the last 3-4 CMs.
I got raped by Believe but nobody believes me
>>576235405Believe would not rape. So no, I definitely do not believe you. Pick a different Uma to falsely accuse.
>>576235405I have no reason to believe you
A couple people in my club are pissing me off
A couple in my club are pissing me off
>>576235471Are you retarded? Leave your club.
>>576235471stop vagueposting and post the logs unles you r a bitchass
the image... limit...
>>576235536shut up Luna
>>576235536
oh yeah
>>576235471There's a dude who has like double the fans of the second place person but he's also a nigger who doesn't share or request shoes. Tired of his shit.
>>576235662Build?
>>576235527I was about to leave and join bricked but then they became mega gay so now I'm stuck for another month
>>576235470no reason mentioned
>>576235662post kit, I'm only hitting 80k+ on my best TTer
>>576235626>>576235640Seems accurate.
manhattan_cafe_spreading_her_hairy_umanko.png
>>576235105NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT SAUSAGE
>>576235662>independent learnereverything in this game is about cheatin the system nya
>>576235916King
fuck the maido too
>>576235132I will consent so it turns into lovey dovey sex
>you can see your soon to be updated team rating on chrono
>>576236014Uma sweat is an aphrodisiac
what happened to this thread
>>576236049you have always been able to, people were just lazy to update them
>>576236081that's a cow
>accidentally started a manual run instead of autoNOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>576236081
>>576236183-15
>accidentally started a different game, right after having started an auto runnooooooooooooooooo now im forced to play something else aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>576235697>>576235748
>>576236049>UG rating>unexpected free 5000 caratsMy pull planner needs updating
>>576236469Sorry but I prefer flat chested umas
this is my wallet
>Line at 912k
>>576236262CEO of Gang Beasts
I don't see how slowing down a full accel Hoguri by the anti-equivalent of a Professor of Curvature is better than rolling 2 extra times in the positional accel lottery.
Am I dumb enough to do this scam gacha just for the very small chance I get Katsuragi Ace or Cesario, or the Taishin alt?
>>576236942You're dumb for posting in the wrong thread.
>>576236942If you're asking, you most likely are.
>>576236942>newfag on brand new jp account asking if he's dumb enough to spend moneyyep yep
>>576236994You're right.I'll do it Thursday.
>>576236942You should do it.Why?Eh. No Reason.
>>576236469I wish she was my wife
>>576236942You will get Calstone if you pull
>Great Hypeskip
>>576236469I wish she was my mom
genuienly pissed off. How the fuck do you lose Zen-Nippon Junior Yushun with 400 spd and 300 sta. These cygames nigger need to let me clock optional race if it crucial for career point like oguri cap or ricky
>>576237165There are ONLY those 8 girls in that pool, so I wouldn't. >>576237094I actually have her, and pretty much everything to the left of the vertical row with Taishin. Which is why it'd be absolutely stupid of me to do it. But I guess I'm stupid.
>>576237242>Zen-Nippon Junior Yushunenglish motherfucker
>>576237189I'd skip too if I had to watch Shitono Diamong
>>576237319no it's japanese dirt
>>576237270You probably should not
>>576237189Dia's expression is very cute here
>>576237389
I had a big lunch and planned on skipping dinner but I'm getting pretty hungry... What do I do?
>>576237414Oh lmao I don't even know the names of the new dirt races. Wouldn't be caught dead training and actual d*rter.
>>576237270then why are you saying it's a very small chance? It's almost a 50/50 that you'll get one of them
>>576237460AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE IM SORRY SAVE ME KITASAAAAAAAAAAN
>>576237389It was a TT Curren run
V?WON
>>576237475Sleep and have a big breakfast
>>576234765A more interesting thought would be: Which uma would be hurt the most if you took the offer?
>>576237242Power is important there since it's dirt mile, not stam
>>576237512>Kitasan>Saving you
Can u post the Torena rape diagram with a bunch of Umas?
>>576236237>Aroma Kinen
>>576237460NO! NOT THE SLEEVE!AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
>>576237581My morning routine, if you can call it that, has no time for breakfast. I keep frozen breakfast sandwiches at the office because I can't be assed to do the bare minimum to get ready in the morning
>>576237496I've done actual 50/50 with these banners and still got a dupe.
>>576237724Eat an extra sandwich at the office
>>576234765If I can choose the timing, make this offer to me after QE2 Senior Year. My trainee is Admire Groove btw.
>>576237751>>576237751>>576237751freshly baked bread for borgars
>>576234765100 million USD is enough, just the interest alone from that is like 100x more than what a trainer earns in a year, so there is no reason to go so far that they quit racing.The trick is to have an elopement, cut a deal with the ningen to get married in secret then divorce straightaway, she gets some of the money and never speaks a word of it.The hard part is handling my trainee, if I fuck it up they could end up in a love hotel with some stranger after wandering the streets, so I have to let her down gently in a way that doesn't crush her and can be reconciled.
>>576236353Sorry, but do you know what sparks you used and what scenario? I'm having an awfully dreadful time in TT atm and this could help me a LOT. Thank you a lot!
>>5762347651000%I wouldn't give a shit
