Auction is over>Upcoming Expansion: Evercoldhttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/evercold/>FINAL FANTASY XIV: Evercold Extended Trailerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urDT_At-AX4>Patch 7.5 Noteshttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/07320affa7e0fcd9685afcbe54fbf55405b6d822>Patch 7.55 Noteshttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/99b6bfb8ecac428c7d3bb37dcb84b52f1064320b>Resourceshttps://rentry.org/xivgresourceshttps://rentry.org/syncshells>Meetups• August 8, 6:30 PM EDT | Malboro, Crystal Goblet W13 P26 | Art Meet >>575991359 >Previous Thread>>576233305
WTB 100M gil$30
qrd on muffy mog
Ahem... Male characters.. Please!!??https://www.xivmodarchive.com/modid/166225
>>576243305Bushwacker
White Mage 12Black Mage 34Summoner 56Blue Mage 78Red Mage 9Necromancer 0>>576243367Go to bed Tira
my femlala uh uhhh yeah
If a foid takes more than 5 minutes to respond to you she doesn't like you
>>57624335140+yo groomer and schizowill block you out of nowhere and re-add you a week later just to do it again
Hey, hi, yes. I missed the auction but as an obsessive stalker, I have to ask who were the highest bids?
>>576243351a nice moonie who smells good and doesn't do anything wrong ever
>>576243351brown ass catmoonies shouldn't be shit colored
>>576243367Oh so this body is finally getting new mods, I fanta'd off but I'm adding this to my golem
>>576243449nobody paid attention it was a very boring one with a lot of non /xivg/ too
>>576243423its mtaco monday
>>576243351She's pure and I like her brown skin.>t. bwc malezen
Okay okay not that oneFemale characters, please consider.https://www.xivmodarchive.com/modid/166119
where do i get the fotm bikini that everyone's posing in
>>576243539RARE!*pokes your forehead gem*
>>576243367We're gonna kill you with hammers
>>576243635my favorite poster
>>576243449batz had one with 52 million
>>576243635/Bap
>>576243656Thanks you're too /pet>>576243683/mirrorforce
ARE YALL CELEBRATING??????????
Is there a place like Unvaulted used to be where I can get all the newer paid mods?
I miss allagan ball again
reminder that no one talked to lientri the entire auction, and ace cut the line
YOU! Do North Horn with me.
>>576243750yeah, unvaulted
i made a new femra
>>576243554My ______ is considering this one insteadhttps://www.xivmodarchive.com/modid/166278
>>576243748i dont wash
>>576243367I'm a male on console. I wonder what the game looks like on other peoples screens, but I count myself blissfully ignorant.
>>576243595If you mean this one then here https://files.catbox.moe/f4xgva.pmp
Odds keep playing the gameEvens go get a pizza hut stuffed crust pizza with sausage, mushroom, and those cupped pepperoni that they added0 it wont be zero
>>576243775No one else can fit in the map when you fat fuck modbeast is there.
>>576243775NyoThe last time I saw you in NH you died to the carbuncle knockbackThen I did the same
were any of my friends at the auction
>>576243854don't forget the soda pop
>>576243848yes i meant that one, thank you!
My lalaboy didn't fap even once in July. Time to tribute a femlala
Educate me, /xivg/!
>>576243848now put the body cum mod on
>>576243775fuck no you'd eat all of my xp
>>576243854Hell yeah now this is femra approved.
>>576243367It was made just for me..
>>576243917Ierruhg-got any requests?
We lost
>>576243918Fun fact: the best content in the game, is the content you personally have fun with.
>>576243775don't you have friends to ask
>>576243918Face 2 xaela are by and far the most likely to be voluptuous.
yes, i see that you sent me a /tell, and i'm completely free at the moment, however i don't want you to get creeped out by how fast i reply to you, so i'm going to wait a few minutes, and set a timer for when i finally write my reply. i'm doing this for you, not me. i want you to be comfortable when talking to me, not creeped out. plus i know you're probably used to waiting a few minutes for your friends to reply, and i want to give you that same comfort. i don't want to seem strange or desperate to you.
>>576243918The etherys on mare lamentarium is actually a 3d model
>>576243775(YOU), finish my commission
>>576244116Nigga all I said was "nice glam"
>>576243775yeah sure, I need a break. Gonna make a PF?
>>576243775You asked last thread and got no replies, read the room homie
>>576244221>Skin walking OtisRorore get better material.
>>576243231I spent hours and hours spawning Cassie and even whe I was lucky to see her never got the earrings a single time
>>576244136WuhSurely it's not a full sphere, more like a coin?
>>576243775but why shouldn't i just solo slop it?
i was acting a bit of a cunt last night and i just wanted to say; im sorry.
>>576244317Its a full sphereGo look
>>576243919sorry not online
>>576244247I am ready if he makes one.
>>576244402;-;
why do they keep making steps for the foray relic that take place entirely outside of the foray
>>576244365it's chill wigga
>>5762432312.2 billion gil worth of cassie earringswhy would you hold onto those?
>>576244445they want you to play the game not just one part of it
>>576244445You asked for this
>>576244465still not enough for the happy bunny title lmao
>>576244445Yoshida said "Claude generate me a foray" with no further prompts or instructions and this is what we got
>>576244445the japanese are a silly people
>>576244116I expect you to put out and slurp like no other, after this charade
>try modded hair for females>none of them look like they fit the game at allwhy do people use modded hair when it all looks like vrchat stuff
is this game worth starting as an employed hetero sexual male with very little mmo experience?
>>576244445>one step is inside the foray>another step is outside the foraywhy are you complaining
>>576244445relics have always been elaborate methods to repopulate queues and people fall for it every time
>>576244578Its upsetting innit
>>576244495nobody asked for roulette slop instead of the current content
>>576244578because they want to play vrchat but cant afford a vr headset
>>576244578why do people ask stupid question on imageboards?
>>576244585no
>>576244578Because deep down people just want vrchat
>>576244585There's an unlimited free trial with four expansions worth of content. Try it for yourself
>>576244627is this a trick question
>>576244578>Goes to the IMVU mod factory>Complains that every mod looks like it comes from IMVUTotal normie death NOW
>>576244624wife dropped yet another trvke...
>>576244445>the foray relicIt's not a foray relic.
>>576244445>foray relicWell, it is not a foray relic. It is the expansion's relic.
>>576244445players literally keep asking for this shit
>>576244445I think its fine. There's zero RNG and its like a victory lap to finish off the relic with, not a bad way to end it.
>>576244624Are you retarded oh wait you're macchi2
>>576244578because retexturing hair so it actually feels in line with the game is far beyond the abilities of your average modder who's just stealing shit from other games, you now realize why most people cope and dye hair black/white when modding
>>576244578>when it all looks like vrchat stuffbecause they literally rip vrchat and SL hairs and port them overoh and the sims too
>>576244727Wife
they should have made it either pve daily roulette slop or pvp slop. i never fucking queue for pve trash anymore
my femra ponders
why do people leave out the part where you can do the one time grind inside north horn?
>>576244727I love when people who barely play the game give their input
>>576244830she shouldn't
>>576244863I think you quoted the wrong post.
>>576244830What does she ponder?
>>576244834how'd you complete all dt content in north horn
>>576244116i don't care about your post but pupnik LOVE. pupnik ADORE.
>>576244727I love when people that play the game give their input.
>>576244921what was the step before?
>>576244872she will
>>576244915The only gameplay he's done is old forays with his FC
>>576244727post your feet but bigger...
>>576244981wtf...
>>576244915Lientri doesn't play but he sure pretends to.
>>576244973what's the part after we can do the one time grind inside north horn right?
North Horn is really fun when you dont have some retard in your ear trying to convince you it's the worst content in the game
>>576244990Wrong. I've played the game longer than you even knew it existed, try again lil gup.
>>576244445you underestimate the rump rustling that occurred when the stormblood relic was current
I stand. Not really sure for what yet, but I am doing it. You can just believe me.
>>576244834Im confused, what's that part? Genuinely asking.
>>576245041why are you talking about the part after when i wasn't talking about that?
QRD Atma Buster
>>576245018This femra does whatever she wants
>>576245036>>576245053
What’s up with that one moonie
>>576245043Some retard says some variation of this exact line literally every single day without fail. It reads like retards on twitter coping about concord or highguard or halo combat evolved
Nice game.
PLD malezen x DRG malezen
>>576245182transbian
>>576245207Catboy moment
My femra didn't go up for auction because she would sell for <1M and then immediately kill herself
>>576245207Dumbass thought there was verticality in this gameyou don't even need the jump key binded
>>576245159except for
>>576245207skill issue
I took a bunny day picture, but it is now too late to post it.
>>576245182Is it my moonie
>why cant we complete the relic in north horn>erm there's a step in itokay you retarded niggerwhy cant we complete the relic in north horn
>>576245258I'll give you 2 mil right now.
Alpha [Light]
>>576245294Post it sis...
>>576245316people are more interested in getting gotchas than actually answering the question
>>576243284It's like $40 these days iirc
>lfg tower>no inv>lfg tower>no inv>lfg tower a final time>no incRight. People. 21/48 too.
My femlala has logged in
>>576245269>binded
>>576245282except for when she meets a brat that her + can't fit so she has to stretch them wide friendly cuties
>>576245207Karma for niggercheat chest plugin.
>>576244317>>576244381Doesn't it have a full rotation video somewhere? I kind of remember someone recording that
How do I save chatlogs?
>>576245428ew
>>576245395just solo it
>>576244247Yeah ill make one in a bit if people are serious about going!>>576243880ONE TIME!>>576243924yes i would.>>576244269I'll keep trying, deal with it.>>576244324So we can judge our abilities, fight certain bosses mechanics, gauge our strengths, fight the tower and make slow steady and ultimately pointless progression!~
>>576245392For like a couple of weeks and that's without the playerauctions's cut
>>576245414FUCKBOUND BOUND BOUND SIR PLEASE
gn
>>576245373Okay, but only because you asked. Did you take one?
>>576245395just invite people stop being autistic
>>576245395As for me, I am playing with friends and we say slurs in party chat so we don't want to invite a rando to that
>>576245446Yeah sure, fair.
>>576244727sex
>>576245428H-hey...
I ama sad and lonely femra
>>576243801So is my sunnie
>>576245475Sure Ill join make PF
Hrothgal EB like this for my Femra?
>>576245395i just start right clicking on everyone at the platform and inviting them to a party. i dont ask i just send unsolicited invites
>>576244948stupid BITCH
>>576245537hey...>>576245465end walker
>>576245258Mine didn't go because she is far too content sexual for /xivg/. the only thing people would be paying for is disappointment.
>>576245626sorry, my froth is min height...
>>576244727enjoyed chatting with you at the meet again
>>576244078She's going to be in Shinji's hand in the new raid series
QRD on FF14?
>>576245634Show your femra...
>>576245667you're way below that nacho
>>576245694gay and dumb
>>576245562Lets erp I'm feeling sad and lonely as well
>>576245634Do you like femlalas?
>>576245726erm, i'm not a plate of nachos
>>576245207https://files.catbox.moe/oklo1f.mp4
>>576245485It's too lateYour shitpost faltered and you reap the consequencesThe pearly gates do not await youYou are binded for Hell.
>>576245708maybe at the end of thread>>576245746no
>>576245395You don't technically need to be in a group, it helps obviously for buffs and shit, but I went through FTM alone as SCH without ever being invited to the group that was in there with me.
>>576245832Guh... so far away...
Would ny'all join me for North Horn in say... 5 hours? A moonies is employed (derogatory) and only got to KLv22 before she left.
>>576244863careful, you're going to back his white knight (himself) into a corner until he posts the alter fuark tower screenshot for the 20th time
>>576245428My brat needs this but no one can pull it off
>>576245897and i need you, need you to know..
>>576245897if you nail down which femra+ are active, you can figure out who I am, easily so
>>576244727hope we can plap again soon!
Hammerrise is really frustrating to colour-coordinate without cracking out the advanced dyes.
>>576245973at some point you have to show you've done something new rather than resting on the same achievement for months.
>>576245997>>576245997I FOUND A REASON FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEXCHANGE WHO I USED TO BE
>>576245504Missed you, Medium Lady.
There are no femra+ stop lying
>>576245258my sunnie would never have let a winning femra bid be under a mil, that's just sad...
>>576246109Nice to see you too, anon!
>>576245258my femra didn't go up because she hates everyone here
>>576246002Only femra+ I know of is Maru...
are we fucking deadasss
>>576245475https://www.xivmodarchive.com/modid/166140They fixed that breast texture issue
>>576246138HI, I'm femra+
trying to force myself to like the saber hair so badly but it just looks like shit
I got to mastery 16 and finished all the south horn jobs plus one new one. I want to kms brehs
Got out of FTM solo. I have to remind myself that the average person is just a cunt by default.
>>576244727Post gock pls
>>576246165You asked for this
>>576246158Who is that?
>>576246002If this is Mithia I'm not interested
>>576246184rape me.
>>576246138My f3mra was forced to become + by a really horny sunnie-
>>576246207>dry-dick lientri STILL seethingbro set your sights lower at first, compete with someone who only plaps once a week or something, and work your way up
>>576246165Welcome back, books step. We missed ARR relic kino :3
>>57624625230 Seconds to Mars
>>576246207Who are you....
When are they gonna release the OTHER 7.55 hair, that's the only thing I care about until Evercold.
>>576246185It's kinda bad innit?
does anyone know how to make eyes smaller in brio, like how they do in cutscenes when a character gets angry or crazy
>>5762462907.56 gomenasorry
>>576246165People complain about this step but it's honestly one of the fastest if we compare it with the demiatma, the aetherwells or the paste.
>>576246290keyboard brawler reward prease look forward to it
>>576246264huj and rikka
>>576246158>>576246270uh oh! another all too common maru melty!!
>>576244727enjoyed watching you sit silently and not speak with anyone then pretend you were on your phone at the meet, my himcess
>>576246165it's unironically fun
>>576246218Yuriwife <3
>>576246264post evil freakra plus
what was the maximum bid for lalaboys? was there even a single one?
>>576246193>the average person is just a cunt by defaultIncredibly bleak outlook, anon
>>576246184my moonie knows this isn't true
Remember that the housing update is coming in 8.3
Nooo I wanted the emote not the fuckass minion!
>>576246427like 60m
>>576246440wasn't it supposed to be 7.1 or 7.2? i wonder what happened
>>576246165Dawntrail is hated on many aspects but the fights were unironically fun, the only unironic outlier I am thinking of dreading to do is Underkeep, and maybe Sphene because Wuk's cutscene.I am starting to believe people are bitching for the sake of bitching.
I was about to make a long post but then ctrl+A deleted the entire thing after realizing how foolish my words always are
same region player matchmaking when
>>576246383"i'm so mad she didn't talk to me again!!!"
>>576244727Go stand off asking to the side somewhere
>>576246436Directly seeding PD.
>>576246495Origenics kinda blows too. And m7n
>>576246270Uhhhh, lol!>>576246283Leviah
>>576244686can you please stop wife posting i'm no wifeor be direct the very least>>576245498gn son
Stop shortening it as FTM I keep getting boners...
>>576246489All of their money went to emotes and south horn
>>576246323nvm i found it, iris bone and i just scale the X and Y values up
>>576246524he didn't talk to anyone, there was like a 20 foot radius of nothing around him because he has no friends
>>576246562>m7nNot even close to the worst of the normal fights
>>576246550Well yeah, indirectly would require a CUL and a turkey baster or something
just did MTF (Extreme)...
>>576244727thanks for the plap queen, just what i needed
Half the time when I think about getting into this game is to erp or just no life and grind bullshit lol. Kill me
>>576246581I've lost gallons to that character
>>576246562Ah true forgot about that, with the sick "wall to wall" of 2 mobs lmao
i hope Yoshi grows some balls and makes the EC relics tied to extremes only
>>576246665Nah. Indirectly would be dropping you into a jar
>>576246646Idk it's pretty bad. What do you think the worst was
>>576243848the bikini isn't even the good part...https://n.uguu.se/RyswnQEP.jpg
>>576246252I've no idea who you are>>576246438weird, I spent my night with a moonie>>576246213I'm not
>>576246272As someone who got every single ARR relics, this is giving me ptsd
my femlala is going to enjoy her first hot meal in several days and then lie down because she has to be awake in 5 hours
>>576246632why do you care so much?
>>576243748my femra is like this...
>>576246749where's your foreskin
>>576246741Eugh..
>>576246174>https://www.xivmodarchive.com/modid/166140oh neat, ill try it.>>576245601itll be roughly 15 minutes!
Anyone want to do southern horn..
>>576246769lmao good pic
>>576246772it's funny
ewww why are fiera so lanky and ugly? that fat slider can't come soon enough
>>576246769It's not nearly as bad. It's just a tour of all DT casual PvE content. Takes a bit but it's a nice retrospective imo
>>576246824What happened to your altwhy won't you talk to me anymore?? what did I do?!
>>576246824Only if you want to do THAT in a secluded corner..
>>576246858what's funny about it? people have different needs and comforts
>>576246860Retard picked the tall lady race and got upset they were tall
>>576246684femra post
>>576246715but would you be having fun
>>576246726i know you tell me about it every time i post an image of that character>>576245475there's nothing to gauge except your morbid overweight
>>576246875I think you got the wrong person anon.>>576246896Are you cute..?
>>576246915you can be tall and also have a healthy bmii picked it so i can be a faghag
>>576246929...
>>576246898Anon is obviously heavily involved in the social game scene in XIV, and operates on a level of retardation necessary with keeping up with other such like-minded folks with no value.
man fuck femra
>>576246969In a Japanese game? Good luck
>>576246958>Are you cute..?my sunnie has been called cute in the past, yeah..
>>576246860What fat slider?
>>576246986clearly, i don't see how its different from anyone else standing by themselfit blows my mind that the concept of whisper based communication isn't understood by this schizo
>>576246969>FaghagFemezen are this
>>576246780this dick mod only gives either huge foreskin or noreskin
>>576246936I thought you'd want to know
>>576247101let's see the huge foreskin..
My sunnie is like this
>>576246185it's so close to being what I wantbut every time I try it something stops me
>>576244445I didn't mind this step in particular, and the previous step was nice because it did take place in OC but man. Getting the relic which is your BiS of the expansion is way faster and easier than grinding out these wretched phantom jobs for what feels like crumbs for rewards.
>>576247040are you on crystal?
>>576246436It's been helpful more often than it's been hindering.
>>576247127I'm in the middle of OC...I can't just take my pants off to snap a pic in front of everynyan.....
>>576246898>>576246986>>5762470813 posts by the same person, all about another person who is actually himself
i've done 4 pot fates now without getting onewhy
>>576246749Yeah but it was the only one that i could think that had just came out. My cat is usually bigger and the onesie is much nicer on smaller bodies
>>576246581>or be directi'm not even in the same region as either of your characters, so not exactly possible...
>>576246185it's a'ight
>>576246930Tbh I have no clue I don't have fun in MMOs and I feel guilty for having fun anyway I just want attention and a connection
>>576247193Do it anyways..
>>576247209buck broken
>>576247212be in a partybe a healer and spam heals
>>576247209Lientri owns you
Now that the dust has settled, is it safe to say that Dawntrail is Final Fantasy's "Mists of Pandaria"?
>>576247235What an uggo
Let it hang sistersLet it hang
>>576247278i'm not having a problem getting gold though
>>576247212only 20 people get pickedin my experience it's the top 20 enmity or damage or something because i always get it
>>576247164I am sorry to hear that your lived experience has proven that to you, and I hope the future holds better things.
>>576247301No, it's Final Fantasy's "Dawntrail"
>>576246595My lalaboy- is too low level for FT:M...
>>576247245embarrassing...https://d.uguu.se/PWiSjQoj.jpg
>>576247372>voidlisted
>>576243539seeing this one outside of /v/ jumpscared me
>>576247342fucks sake
>>576247301DT is our WoD and SL combined but we don't have a Classic to save us
>>576244578a lot of hair mods were ported from other games so of course they don't fit. the ones that were originally made are either inspired by those styles or just straight ass. there are so few decent modded hairstyles it's insane and if you do find one god forbid it works on your race. "haha I was too lazy to add the miqo ears for this one sorry" bitch do you have any pride in making anything? fuck. the more consistently well made hairs are vanilla mashups but even a lot of those look kind of goofy.
>>576247212>>576247278>>576247342It's based on party enmity. If you're trying to do it solo you more often than not won't get a pot. Just join a damn party.
Is it cringe to state your IRL gender on Aetherlove/Velvet
>>576247410Which is kinda ironic, reallyGet grindin, Lalaboy
When are males going to get a regular buzzcut hairstyle
>>576246562>And m7nSo glad I'm not the only one who thinks that's garbage. I accept that some of it is "git gud (memorize it lol)" but for a fight you're only gonna see a handful of times it's needlessly jank.
I now have finished relics for Dragoon and Samurai.Now I don't know what to do in the game since Beastmaster is next month and I don't raid.
>>576247328It's still highest to lowest emnity even if you get golds So a giga pumper will always get it while someone who does barely enough will get a lower chance of getting it despite both being gold
>>576247519It's actually based
>>576246684th-that's not an instance in the game...
>>576247235>la creatura thinks the new ugly hair is alright
>>576247209Check a personality mirror
I'm a miserable person, no wonder I don't have any friends.
>>576247239i don't think you should feel guilty about having fun, unless it's something weirdly perverseand you can make connections anyway if you just hang out with the people heredunno where the current gathering spot is, but there's usually at least one where a bunch of people just kill time and shoot the breeze
>>576245791DEEJAYLETHAL
why do my goblet highlander neighbors just let their dog minion bark all night? it's so loud and they're in front of my cottage house
>>576247680They didn't like you when you still had whimsy, so what's the point? Fuck them.
>>576247639it's a secret duty you can unlock...
>>576247485As the #1 DT MSQ hater, it's an over-exaggeration to say that 7.0 is as bad as SL since DT didn't retroactively ruin ARR-EW and linked everything bad that happened to it to Wuk Lamat and how Wuk Lamat did mass-genocide but all is forgiven because she didn't have her good side so she's not responsible. Which is what SL actually did by linking every bad thing that happened to Jay Lore and that Sylvannas did nothing wrong because of stupid soul shenanigans. And this isn't even going into how Uther was character assassinated despite having a great sendoff in WOTLK
>>576247735Off topic /pol/shittery doesn't become on topic just because you wordfilter it into FFXIV words.
>>576247775>>576247639Femra only?
>>576247804
>>576247804based
>>576247804does this count as a gay couple
>>576247787Sylvanas "Nine Lives" Windrunner...
>>576247735He's too busy plapping your femra/sunnie/moonie/fiddie crush to care
my femezen found some grey hairs but shes still young and not at all barren
>>576247787My glub wife posting trvkes
>>576247648>>576247308trying too hard
>>576247804Jesus, I've seen what you've done for other people, and I want that for me.
>>576247889I just churned that shit out
The Jailer has the Sigils…
>>576247804Malera x femhroth BiS???
My femra and every moonie
>>576247231>either of your charactershuhhow many of these moonies are there
>>576247775wtf I haven't seen it yet then...
>>576247989korbykana does this
why does that one swimsuit have a penguin?
>>576247804IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME
>>576248063Because in Nikke, the game it's taken from, the girl wearing the outfit has a bunch of penguins with her as part of the event story
>>576248063It's a nikke outfit basically Idk chiggas like it
>>576247787The combined effort of post-EW and base DT are so shit that they collectively killed XIV as a story game. People used to play the game just for the story because it was good enough for that, so much so that they'd then watch dozens of youtubers play through it just to see their reactions. Now we just have this brick of shit that people have to get through, and it's going to be hard to convince many story gamers to put up with it, in the hopes things are less bad down the line.
>>576248138>>576248147that explains everything lmfaoclassic nikke
My femra just noticed min height viera are perfect height for max heigh femra to let them suck on their breasts
>>576248035you're on EU and NA, right...
vamp fatale vs honey b. lovely
can someone upload the penguin swimsuit mod
nobody bid on me catboy
>>576246769fuck you. gerolt is a bro.
OC grind is numbing my brainGimme a movie to watchOr a porn game with a decent character creator
>>576247787Actually I am the #1 DT MSQ hater and don't forget they ruined not only Uther but also the other best Warcraft 3 character, Kel'Thuzad.This isn't mentioning at all the fact that now the setting has a canonical afterlife that everybody has learned is real but nobody is really doing anything about despite the fact that most cultures on Azeroth are extremely religious, especially the Night Elves who have no learned that their Goddess intentionally let them be genocided so that her sister could have more soul juice, but I guess all the NE are just okay with that.I don't think any setting could ever do as much damage to itself in such a short amount of time as Sneedolands did to worlo.
>>576248212Did you know that Vamp Fatale's theme is literally a Honey B Lovely dis track
>>576248281sis.
>>576248261>SpoilerBroYou're playing one
>>576248138>zipper in front>also a rear access zipper in the backMan, I don't wanna turn into a crochety old fuck who's tired of sex being shoved into everything everywhere, but if anything's gonna do it to me, it's gonna be gacha games.
>>576248240yeah, a bro in OH BROTHER THIS GUY STINKS
If I get rid of my apartment, does it become instantly available or is there some cooldown like with houses?
>>576248281...
>>576247974fuuuuuck!
>>576245601Dang that took longer than expected. Still game?
>>576248270Arthas got made into a fart cloud and didnt even get a word in or anything what a fucking abortion of an expansion
>>576248317I knew that reply was coming and I opted to not add the condition>>576248331It's just a Kigu with bathroom access
>>576248281wish I could watch..
>>576248331Watch out someones gonna call you gay
Femraposts are making me want to uninstall
>>576248187maybe kindaperhaps they someday add cross continent realmswon't happen though before the player base gets small enough to fit into a single dcor perhaps yoshit realizes that cloud servers are a thing in 2030sadge
They aren't really going to let everyone be fucking pink and green are they
>>576247787>>576248270ONE BRINGS SHADOW ONE BRINGS LANDS
Late night confessional. Speak freely.
>>576248463Gallons Straight gallons
>>576248463That means they're working
>>576248402NTA but Im game
>>576246174?Holy shit you actual god. What would you want for this favor? Off the Fat Hroth Menu for life? A hug?
>>576248517you WILL see shrek roes and vantablack highlanders in ul'dah and you WILL like it
>>576248331nikke is known for being the giga gooner game so it's done on purpose
>>576247880Sylvanas "Please Don't Ruin My Character Danuser" Windrunner>>576247887It's just good to have perspective, 7.0 MSQ deserves all the criticism it gets but it has done nowhere near as much damage as Danuser did to WoW.>>576248157That's the thing, people still care enough about FFXIV's story to complain. There's still a chance for redemption and the writing in7.4-7.5 seems decent enough that people are giving it a chance. Compare this to WoW where their dogshit writers can literally take a steaming shit in their fans' mouths and no one will care because the story has been dogshit ever since BFA (and earlier you could potentially argue).>>576248270Oh yeah fuck I forgot that Kel'thuzad ACKSHULLY never had a friendship with Arthas but instead was secretly loyal to some dickhead that was shoehorned in the last moment. And yeah it's wild to think of how poorly the whole canonical afterlife was handled. Imagine if say Christianity was proven 100% unequivocally right with an actual heaven you can visit and you can literally walk up and fist bump Yahweh. Society as we know it will irreversibly change but Azeroth is like "lol doesn't matter"
>>576248541My femra almost posted pics of her legs at yesterday auction but she hesitated and cancelled the upload at the last second
>>576248517they let everyone wear pig and rabbit and frog costumes in neon colors
>>576246185I liked how it looked when I saw the hairstyle contest winners, but it didn't translate well to the game. I hope that this one looks good.
>>576248541i like crossdressing but im not the fondest of hyperfetishizing it like that other anon who deleted their post
>>576248541My lalaboy sometimes goes 2 weeks insatiably horny, or 2 weeks where goon plap cum sex seems gross or boring
>>576248517i'm going to be a gray sunboy
My puppyfell yearns for this
>>576248541You know Father Vauthry, sometimes I wonder if becoming an omnicrafter was worth the month or so in the CE chamber.
>>576248541I miss when I was free to whore out, but nowadays I can't
>>576248517I just really hope they keep the existing selection of skin/hair colors as the first thing you see, and have an "Expanded Color Selection" checkbox like the heterochromia one. I don't mind if someone wants to come up with some weird creative thing but for visual cohesion it'd be nice if there was still a clear reference for what the baseline is.
Maleroe x Malehroth...The purest form of love...
>>576248402Okidoki, went up, PW is 8888!
the best has been saved for last but it's hard to choose which to do first
>>576248646Arthas & Kel'thuzad bromance was one of my fav parts of warcraft 3/tft and I will genuinely never fucking forgive them for it.
>>576243848Wtheckies!? Flat EC? Not on my watch*embiggering beam max setting*
>>576246185I like it but I also don't really want to use it on anything, so I suppose I don't like it all that muchI think the shape of the side bangs is my main issue because they look like they just fell out of the bun and on top of that their symmetry troubles me, they're like mandibles or little hooks
>>576248786Why is SC so ZESTY
>>576248515yeah hopefully, doubt they'll ever expand it past people visiting oceania though at this pointand JP will almost certainly never get it with how big a fit the population would throw (rightfully) if people could visit
>>576248541my moonie sometimes yearns to be free...
>>576248541I wish I could go mask off, but I have tranny friends who I'd hurt if I did
I love the nation of Israel
>>576248541Sometimes I think about posting my main character again, but then I think about all the drama and I can't be arsed
>>576248685is this the puppyfell i talked to earlier today?
Anyone know where I can download the FFXI soundtrack?
>>576248541An XIV streamer reacted with cringe to a chat I sent and I've let it bother me a little too much.
>>576247889Trying harder than what you tried when making that femra
the cloud server is real and it is in singapore
>>576248541My fiddie enjoys getting validation from aethergram
>>576248541I just got necromancer from my first clear of that CE, and I'm planning on committing some evil acts.
>>576248858Have you considered being a better person?
>>576248824You know a guy like me lets out a nya every nyow and again
>>576248761It's so hilarious and indicative of SL's quality that the story highlight of SL was Garrosh being in character and just deleting himself. A literal scene without any actual lipsyncing and some Gmod ass animation yet it was better than anything else in SL
>>576248932Lizzy...
>>576248157It's still nowhere near as low as the current wow writing where main characters are discussing some shit and lor'themar suddenly literally says: "Yikes girl you didn't just say that!"
>>576248541I stay un-EB'd because the alternative upsets a lot of people..
>>576248212Honey B.
>>576248969I do not know this individual
>>576248969…
>>576248858mask off about what
>>576248947Yeah, I'm actually pretty pro-trans I think but my racism and antisemitism would definitely scare them off
>>576248997wtf
>>576248997Shotacons are funny AF why the fuck does he look like that
>>576248967I think another indicator is that after SL came DF, which was insanely gay and boring and awful in every way imaginable but people were literally talking about how WOW IS SO BACK just because it wasn't fucking Sneedolands.
>>576248541I have trouble giving up on people. There are people I should cut from my life for my own mental health, but knowing that if I do, it'll absolutely fuck theirs up worse cooks me mentally
>>576247701Yeah but I'm kinda awkward and really direct with people and that doesn't really earn me any style points so it's hard to get along that way with others
>>576248541i sometimes act mean to my friends and i hope they realize it's not serious or anything. i just want to mess with them and make them laugh, but i wonder if it sometimes comes off as being too mean. they've never said anything but....
anyone want to run expert?
How do I stop being a miserable person no one wants to be around?
the weekend is never long enough
>>576249034But have you considered being a better person?
>>576248997this looks so bad
>>576248997wait... if he has the phone... then who is taking the photo?
>>576248997nah bro
>>576248735My hrothgar needs this
The problem with Phantom Summoner is that everything except Hellfire feels like shit to press.
>>576247787I'm pretty sure Sophie has you beat as she quit XIV from how much she hated DT MSQ
>>576248541My femra posted her irl butt pic here once while drunk but people thought it was a generic shitpost and it was ignored
>>576247209>>576247271>>576247293luckily these posts magically dry up when lientri logs out and goes to sleep like he did a short bit ago
>>576249037That's not the work of a shotacon who likes the shota, that's the work of a man who wants to self insert as the shota.
>>576249092The camera drone.
>>576248897Maybe
>>576249081Your weekends would be everlasting had you just given Kong a chance, sis…
>>576247506>>5762475925th time now in a row and I was on a tank cranking enmity in a full partyis this bugged?
>>576248585Glad I could be of assistance.
is there a bot that opens the OC chests for you?
>>576249108>summoners warI have violent flashbacks to playing this while working full time
>>576248997why does he look like a tumblr fanart from '10s?why is he recording with the front camera?why is his crotch way lower than her face?
>>576249024Everything, I wish I could be honest>>576249083Yeah, I try to be ruder to ethnic minorities and make them feel unwelcome
>>576249139Okay.
>>576248270The only canary in the mine for "FFXIV is approaching Sneedolands level writing" that I can think of would be if they actually brought back Zenos.
>>576249128She should do it againUnless she's fat
>>576249108Bro 3/5 of the skills are just the same move with different elemental skins. What are you talking about
>>576248541I want to fatten up and fuck Fat Hroth so bad
>>576249160you're competing against 20 other tanksgo healer
>>576249190So that's a no, okay.
>>576249108>Titan gets a defensive themed ability again>it's from Phantom Summoner in the side content I'm gonna kill myself!
>>576248541My sleep schedule is maybe too heavily determined by who I'm playing with and what they're wearing.
>>576249167Stop.
>make new glam>portrait made for the old glam still fits perfectly with no adjustments needed
what the fuck is male+
>>576249142Equally as bad
Bunny
>>576249149I sent you a tell saying dogoonlala
>>576249203If you don't think Hellfire looks like the tightest shit ever then I'm sorry but your ass is getting late stage abortioned
>>576248906sorry sis i've seen enough xivg characters to not take that seriously
>>576249239miera penis is so small that they have to specify its a male+ and not a tiny f+ clitty
>>576249239I don't like how everything on Aetherphone ends with a periodcomes off as flippant... or smug
>>576249223Honesty is the best policy
>>576249192>taking the extremely low effort bait
>>576249192Lmao bodied that obsessed freak
>>576248858>>576249034can confirm I would be hurt if someone I thought of as a friend were like this
>>576249239Two penises.
>>576249192Your majesty, that hair is unflattering
>>576249239Male+ and Male- are synonyms and basically mean they're cuntboys
>>576249161Ever time i see you it's a pleasure. Still gotta finish that doodle though...
>>576249239gigantic pecs and juicy dripping butthole
SOMEONE LINK ME THE PENGUIN OUTFIT MOD NOW
>>576249359I've already gotten bored of it again.
>>576248541my moonie just ate 4 days old salmon casserole that has been in the fridge thougheverand is going to sleep soon hopefully it was still edible
>>576249229We like this.
Some of you could’ve picked better names for yourselves.
>>576249192bodied that freak
>>5762491891. Modded outfit being tried out, but I'll take your word on however tumblr fanart looked like back then or even now.2. Why wouldn't Honey B. want to watch her own face doing the act?3. You have to look up to smile and pose for the camera.
>>576249380https://www.xivmodarchive.com/modid/150851
>>576249079alcohol
i am a male÷
>>576244091Proof..?
>>576248212There is only one winnerhttps://www.xivmodarchive.com/modid/166053
>>576249432very funny but you know which one i meant!
>>576247898if you do that he's going to prematurely cum in your mouf
>>576249425Why don't you like my name
>>576248737Someone PF Radar this shit
>>576245258my femra didnt go up even though she meant to because she got distracted by something and she can barely control where her own attention goes
>>576249210lol sure
>>576248541I feel weird that I make a lot of cunnilingus lewds, specifically m/f. I try to slow it down sometimes because I feel like I'm going to start inviting ridicule, but I cannot help it that I am more times than not, the most inspired by that particular sex act. I just find it incredibly hot on its own.Part of it is my own preferences, but I have also harbored in me for many years a deep feeling of unfairness that women need to cum hard too, and yet the disparity between cock focus pleasure and pussy focus has always felt way off to me. It's been getting better over the years, but still pretty damn niche, so I just want to contribute to making it more prominent - I hope to start little fires if possible but that's beyond me at that point.
>>576249091People may shit on the "draw a girl call it a boy" femboy shotas but they need to remember that this is the alternative.
>>576249493nypa niggerino
>>576249487same initials as victoria's secret. next.
feels way earlier in the night than it should do i log in and do more bozja or try north horn
pose took 3 hours and I'm still not happy
>>576249548Me cumming on this lala's glasses and the cum being so thick that the lala can't see out of them and can only say whatdaheckies in response
>>576249425W-what’s wrong with Alice?
>>576249548God you're ugly
>>576249548cute lips
>>576249593If you sleep on it you might get more ideas
Anyone who hasn't cleared these 4 specific dungeons and would like to do one or more of them?
>>576249535Okay1. Based, post examples2. Based and true take, pleasure should be mutual, but sex sells predominantly to the masculine view, so anything that puts them in a "subservient" position is generally viewed less favorably.Eating someone out while using two fingers to put pressure behind the clitoris is absolute KINO
>>576249548need this thing to say what the helly against my nuts
>>576249593i feel that
>>576249626nothing, sis....
>>576249538It is one of the few boy heads from the game itself. Love or hate them, that is the default look.
>>576249431I wasn't talking about the outfit
>>576249626sis I... nvm
>>576249593Lemme see
Shrimp Nelson took my EB to North Horn...
>>576249425Sorry for naming my lalaboy after a Fallout 3 character
>>576249640only if you're cute
>>576249517your femra has adhd
>>576249431You're making a lot of sense here
>>576249425When you see the opportunity, you take it. Simple as.
>>576249638The idea is fine, the tools just didn't work out right.>>576249645We've just gotta accept that it's as good as it gets.>>576249698Eh, not sure many people here would like it
>>576248541I haven't been active or posted my character in a long time and not a single solitary soul missed or even mentioned me except someone who used me as a cautionary tale for what not to do.
https://www.twitch.tv/murdercrumpet/clip/CarelessMildLettuceUncleNox-2vjWfZoIorvRcyP3why ix xivg like this?
Permission to have a giant meltie I'll regret later?
>>576249331>>576249427>91 seconds apart
My femra is about to seriously give up
>>576249848Lalaboy?
>>576249835Sometimes you have to do the bit even if no one laughs.
>>576249876Granted
>>576249723im just a normal lala...
>>576249847How bigs the + 14 ilms?
>>576243423I would your femlalawould hard
>>576248672I don't remember typing this
>>576249425I told you it's from a wkuk skit
>>576249910A little shy of 18 ilms
how exactly does it improve my xivg experience if my moonie shows butt?
>>576248541My femra? Hasn't been on a date in 15 years.
>>576249989She really should now that she's a girl
>>576249961When's the photographic evidence making an appearance
>>576249809>all that sonico and pochaco but not a single piece of nitroplus merch besides them to be seen
>>576249847Show us the Alibae
>>576249935well I'm glad that i posted it for the both of us
>>576248541There's this femlala I met once, she was really sweet the first few times we spoke but one day she got a name change and it was like she turned into an entirely different person overnight. She never responds when I say hi now and judging by the fact I can't teleport to her FC house, she unfriended me at some point. She always had a massive chip on her shoulder about not being a gooner despite spending all day every day AFK in Balmung Ul'dah, which I was fine with since I'm kinda similar, but apparently she hates talking in general now which just makes me wonder even more what it is that she even does in this game anymore.
>>576247787no one asked, line skipper
>>576249809She has a filter working overtime to make her look less fat
>>576249887Why?
>>576248672lalaboy post
>>576249626if its the Alice I am thinking, lmao
>>576249989We can change that. Your femra. My midlander. Wear that cute dress that I like. I'll pick you up at your Private Estate tomorrow night.
>>576249897My thoughts exactly, anon.
>>576249887on what? will she regret it?
>>576249626AV why did you stop hanging out with people
its funny all the people who make anonymous posts about themselves but they pretend they're talking about someone else
>>576249425i thought Coolshirt Man sounded cool..
>>576249979It improves mine exponentially so please do it
>>576248974WoW writing is literal dogshit, on the tier of borderlands/gw2 slop that no one outside the retarded troons writing it enjoy.The difference is that WoW has good gameplay and we don't. Our story HAS to be good, or people quickly realize all the game has left is gooning at a pretend night club. WoW lore for 15 years was Illidan going>YOU ARE NOT PREPAREDand Arthas looking menacing. WoW never had a real story, it was always just gameplay with a throwaway narrative to connect everything. XIV is a story game first and foremost, if our story is bad the game is bad.
>>576248541I feel bad for ebins that I know are nice and friendly ingame but get relentlessly shitposted with fake drama here
>>576250163I make anonymous posts about people who don't exist because it's funny
>>576250084>lalano
>>576250021https://files.catbox.moe/quvd4e.png>>576250026It's not Alisaie, though I should take another few after that train scene.
>>576250206same, and if you say something nice about them, it just makes things worse
>>576249367Likewise
My sunnie is about to have a mental breakdown.
>>576250204>WoW never had a real storyit took place in the warcraft universe so it already had a great base to build a story off of
>>576249425>4th most common nameIt's a reference I swear...
>>576249626>stutteris this one of the alices from bpsrg?
>>576250304don't, not tonight
So I jumped onto the hype and transfered to Aether in a bit of a rush, it's been a month since then and I realised how lonely/boring Aether is and how most of my friends are still back in Dynamis, should I try to search for a FC in Aether or do I just accept that my Dynamis oomfs were the realest ones all along and go back?Kinda really lost because holy fucking having homework in Aether >is< convenient for PF/Hunt shit but not having people to hang out to also slowly makes it increasingly boring to log onto the game
>>576250404It's going to happen.
>>576250237We like this
>>576250327>rip off warhammer 40k>make it fantasy>never explain the story properly the fans had to connect everything on their ownthe RTS games were better written than WoW
>>576250237That ain't bad at all. I can only imagine the bulk of time was figure out the balance of casual limb positioning.
>>576250304*cums inside you*
>>576250459stop
>>576250442get off your phone
>>576250442dude it's fucked up that you left your friends
>>576250442Just go back to Dynamis, Aether is unironically worse than Primal in terms of socializing. Dynamis should get more lively when cross-DC DF/PF is added as less people will head to other DCs.
>>576249809no self awareness from this ho
>>576250505My sunnie can only take so much. It's happening tonight, and soon.
>plapping someone>they take 5minutes to reply back a simple sentenceI can't tell if they are actually jorking it or just bored
>>576250163Assuming that by default is schizoid behavior btw
>>576250474>>rip off warhammer 40k>>make it fantasynigga whatare you aware of what warhammer as a franchise is
>>576250490Oh that's not the one I spent 3 hours on, I was responding to the request. Here's the new one.https://files.catbox.moe/bc1use.png
>>576250508OkBye
>>576250554ok well have fun
>>576250140Not them but maybe it’s because Heiko and Val lead a shitposting campaign against them that’s still going?
My moonie is about to have a physical recovery.
>>576250237Holy fucking breed me
>>576250620>>576250642kek
>Martial Memoriesi keep reading this and thinking it says marital memories..............
>>576250587you are your femra
>>576250582you know well what I meant
>>576250620>>576250642bro lmao
>>576249425I actually couldn't. I was stuck picking a name for hours and just went with something kind of silly, and it's too late to change now.
I forgot about the auction is it too late to go up
>>576248997cuno...
>>576250195i'll think about it, i guess i should try to consider others moreand put value on other things that are not minmaxing the crap out of the gamemayhapsi need to do some tome caps tomorrow still
>>576250585Love breeding mounts.
>>576250642he may not be much of a gposer but heiko is top of the pile in terms of taking petty screenshots with the intention of stirring drama. just look at literally any of his meetup albums
>>576250442cross dc pf should be coming before evercold (MASSIVE COPE) so there's nothing wrong with going back to dynamis. also now that all the content for DT is out expect queues to die down enough that you can hop over to aether to do content whenever you want
>>576250642Heiko is such a faggot.
>>576250642just the funniest picture of all time
did you know that myspace is back
>>576250757it's sad because he has pretty much no personality or friends, so he gets his kicks by being an asshole and inserting himself in other people's drama.
>>576250750I eagerly await the results
anyone who parses less than 90 is absolutely shit dog at the highest and lowest levelsdo you need a boost or what?
>>576250789myspace never left, they just shifted to being mostly for music and bands
>>576250706my catgirl experiences those far too often..
>accept no imitators>I keep thinking this is the BLU shard CE
>>576250757qrd?I didnt know people didnt like him And why is that pic evidence of it?
>>576250642Why did he do it? Seriously
>>576250642I really don't buy the story people tell about this pic because I don't think heiko is that cleverunless someone told him to do it, but then why do that with a literal who?
>>576249896No, sorry to disappoint.
>>576250672Sure, where are you at?
>>576250442what world
I've never seen this one spawn
>>576250204>XIV is a story game first and foremost, if our story is bad the game is badThis is why they need to start focusing on improving the gameplay part because in reality you can't rely purely on story to keep the people subbed and engaged because you can't have good story on every single expansion going forward, you are bound to write something later again in the future that will not do well with the current playerbase. Even before DT and Endwalker patches people knew that. Even if Evercold delivers on story you are bound to get another expansion later down the line that won't, and what do you do then? Just flop and fail?
>>576250836>And why is that pic evidence of it?It isn't, don't believe the thread so easily. Heiko just did that a lot with his golem in meetup pics.People created a narrative for that one, but it's just funny fanfic.
>>576250895It's a lot of fun. The boss looks cool as hell too.
how we doin tonite lads
>>576249192>responds within 30 seconds to a random call out postwhat's it like treating a 4chan thread as your entire life and still needing to samefag to pretend you're well liked?
>>576243231The xitterfag is right.The only sense of unity in OC is shouting "lfg" that also happens to be completely optional, the instance literally just plays itself and all you have to do is walk from point A to B.
>>576250895funnily enough that's the easiest CEkinda rare because it requires mob kills me thinks
>>576250832i track the BLU one by whether it mentions a summoner in the CE description for some reason
Now my femra is awake again, did i miss any fun and cool stuff from the auction?
>>576244948>>576244116I didnt read the posts but yeah I'm thinking these images are a lot like my femlala
>>576251084Minimal drama desu
>>576250836he's been caught redhanded a few times shitposting people by taking unflattering pictures of them or framing them with their enemies/exes, when he was too stupid to change his file names from the format he normally uses to avatarfag. his meetup albums regularly do the same thing, there's a miera/fiera couple he always splits up in pictures even when they're right next to each other>>576250954pick someone better to sweep for
>>576250750Love blonde childs
>>576251084it was the biggest drama fest this thread has seen in years.
i'd like to think my femboy moonie has a fashion sense
>>576251014he is a balding singld 40yo.This might be literally the only reason he keeps getting up every morning instead of ending it once and for all
>>576250543cross DC pf will unironically kill aether/primal for dynamis
>>576244078I don't remember the arena looking like that.
>>576250836That pic shows Val smirking at AV who he publicly rejected and humiliated while AV was trying to chat up Tina, which also didn't work outThat's Heiko's golem in the middle
being up this late...... kinda sucks........ nobody is online, no PFs going....
>>576251126>>576251139I dont really care for any drama... i wanted to know more like, if there was someone offering any cool or anything interesting happening.. drama is rarely interesting to me
>>576251195This is why FFXIV is the best mmo on the market
>>576251014i gotta be honest i tagged a few posts and made a throwaway "callout" just seeing if he'd take the bait and reveal he was still here posting, and of course he did
>>576249229what mask is that broit's fucken cool
>>576248541a lot of my friends and seemingly a bunch of anons in this thread think im a girl irl and i dont know what to do.i dont act like one...
>>576244365Actually owning up to something is harder than people make it out to be, and only an extremely small amount of people genuinely do it in the first place.You're a good person, fren.
>>576251047and when pots
>>576251134I have seen him avatarfag for years and never knew this about him. I just knew he sucks at the game.Guess my impression of avatarfags being, well, fags remains unchanged
>>576251220i was jk btw there was no drama. the meet was very normal, lots of gposers offering services. a guy offering deep dungeon carries. someone offering to make a theme song for your WoL.
>>576249628yea by design>>576249607>>576249630>>576249643what the helly..
>>576251176it's BLMs LB3
>>576249641I understand that for the 2nd thing - I hate that it has that connotation. I feel like it so frequently comes down to a lack of imagination if that's the issue, but whatever.Sure - here's a couple more recent oneshttps://files.catbox.moe/7aag6m.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/j3ok5a.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/3fi138.pngsmall compilation of older stuffhttps://files.catbox.moe/auymqd.png
>>576244578Short and simple answer:People have no standards but they want to be "special" more than to aquire a semblance of taste.
LOOOOOOOOOOONG LIVE THE KINGHEED THE CALL AND RIIIISE TO THE FIGHTARRRR-CA-DI-ONPROTECTED BY HIS AAAAALMIGHTY RIGHTi love this fight so much
...My shield isn't even attach to my hand...
I'm vacating my ishgard apartment on Balmung does anyone want it?
>>576250185Cool Shirtman is a better name
>>576249139>>576249192>>576251014bruh he actually did respond to it in 30 seconds lmfao what the fuck? even when I'm actively browsing the thread, it takes me at least a few minutes to notice a namedrop, assuming I don't just end up scrolling past it. is this dude just ctrl+f spamming his name for 15 hours a day?
>>576250642Context of why this picture is funny?
>>576244078>>576251407how do people time their screenshots just right for these pics?
>>576251468It's funny without the context
>>576251427>lala caring that his character looking fucking retarded during cutscenes
>>576251429Who is this
>>576251509The really ugly old looking femra is funny but I don't get why people are laughing so much at the others.
>>576251506You can just make a video capture and save the right frame from there.
>>576251468It's not funny, the context is some stupid fucking gamcess edating drama between the three
>>576251372zamn
>>576251445he plays the game an hour or two a week, doesn't have anyone to chat with, barely practices gposing, but he's online upwards of 15 hours a dayso yes he's constantly in the thread with little else to do
>>576246213not me but, rude
>>576251663heiko does that and splits cute miera couples up? waht a jerk!
>>576251663>>576251445jealous haters smdh
>>576251727mithia i do not like futa but i appreciate you did somethin differentdouble lizard cocks are hot
>>576251512How does the Ardbert brofist with WoL cutscene works with a lalafell.... if at all?
>>576251506I took a bunch cause I was really excited
>>576251258miner af
>>576251727Pedophile>>576251663He just like me fr...Except for playing the game a couple hours a week, I am not doing that
>>576251258Miner AF that Viera dont get the hat for.
Fat assed fiddies?
>>576251553MeDo you want the place?
>futa
>>576251372No yeah, incredibly based
>>576250956bro what the FUCK is that(and which location so I spawn it later)
>>576251878do you come with it?
>>576251790i don't know, you don't play as a lala if you want to care about the story being taken seriously at all.
>>576251878No, but you’re cute
>>576251942rinko riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
>>576251047yeah maybe I'm getting old and jaded but when someone asks to party up I'm like why "why? just hit it and get gold. if you die someone will rez you."
>>576251372>that fiddie from gc squadron
>>576251434thanks man
>do copied factory>some fiddie keeps spanking my femra
>>576250842Literal whos are the best targets for this sort of thing because they don't have anyone who will vouch for them.t. literal who who got dragged in similar fashion by someone else and is still a pariah to this day
>>576252095wtf it should have been me
>>576251212truethis is why I don't like staying up during eu hours
Why the hell does the game think left is better than right>same vit/mind/ilvl stats>more crit even accounting for materia>same det>extra pietyAm I retarded
>>576252043love that boy
its not fun to die due to things out of your control
>>576252095giwtwm femra
>>576252129Getting spanked or doing the spanking?
>>576252193Yes
>>576252140Piety is a negative stat weight on weapons probably
How do I make suggestive sapphic posts? I only know how to make tribute baits for guys but I want to challenge myself
>>576252140Can add materia
>>576252095They do that some timesIt's them showing affection and/or desire to mate
my femra...
>>576252127That's sad, but makes sense
Balmung Empyrium Ward 17 Apartment Room 64 is now free if anyone wanted a Balmung apartment in Ishgard.>>576251994>>576252021Thanks guys.
>>576249862his voice is better when he's not wasted
>>576252312Good night, princess. *plants a tender kiss on your cheek*
my femezen woke up angry
>>576252140The game chooses entirely on IL, if two items have the same IL then it picks by alphabetical order.G-rand champion is above P-hantom.
>>576251850>Pedophilehot
I will post my late bunny pic tomorrow
So femra like fiddies but none of them go for mine?Fuck me I guess
If my lalaboy alt+f4 out of ERP, would that make him an asshole? Actually the first time I've considered outright blacklisting mid session.
>>576252507Just say something came up IRL and you apologize but have to go. Easy
>>576252507you have a duty to finish that session. make the most of it trooper.
>>576252507Is it that bad? Post logs
>>576252507Kinda yeahIf you met up with someone and you went with through the trouble of mutually initiating it you should at least tell them before ditching even they write like shit
>>576252549I'm taking this as a challenge>>576252554I might post excerpts but this is the first time I've had someone outright ignore the rules set for the erp within 5 minutes of it starting. Seemed somewhat typical, ended up a massive ESLoid, so that'd do it
would you eb eb?
>>576252658>I might post excerptsYou should, I've got to see this
>>576252695Nigger
>>576252228The lesbians are guys too so just do that.
>>576252095your femra probably has a dynamite body
>>576252695she cute but i prefer raen
>>576252658Just tell them? Jesus why are people so fucking autistic, just be open with what bothers you, retard. You might save others in the future from their ESL bullshit
>>576252507It's ultimately your choice, but I know I'd prefer to be told straight up, it's a learning opportunity.
>>576252695She cute yea, but looking for a tomboy warrior Xalera wife
>>576252658>this is the first time I've had someone outright ignore the rules set for the erp within 5 minutes of it startingGoddamn that's awful, my condolences lalaboy. I want to see these excerpts just out of morbid curiosity at this point.
Just got interphos and there was a new player, they loved it and 4 people were talking about how cool and fun it was
Would you eb my modbeast mierda?
>>576252803And?
my lalaboy awakes, good morning
>>576252872good morning cute lalaboy
My femra sometimes strikes cute sitting positions in her cubicle at work when nobody's watching...
>>576252803I for one got Euno normal and the new player there died to every mechanic, yes even the giant ass proximity AoE in the intermission because they didn't moved out of it.I dunno how you get to the literal last duty of the 6th expansion and not know what proximity AoE's are and how to avoid them
>>576252872Gumo lalaboy
Doing dungeons and there's a ton of people just buying story and level skips like damn what's with the uptick
>>576252778Told him and he pretty much immediately apologized. It's bad but I have a curiosity about every race in the game and which ones seem to have the 'best' and 'worst' ERPers. Some haven't attempted to initiate yet, some absolutely have but then lost interest (and same to them), and obviously realistically they tend to be widely varied. So far it's proven pretty interesting.
>>576252474I was going to hit you up sunana but I knew you were busy..
Why does no one love me?
>>576252867game is good actually and it's nice to see people enjoying it away from the constant doomposting
>>576253065Love yourself.
>>576253065You must learn to love yourself before others can love you.
>>576252476no
>>576253065People in this community will not even think you are a human being if you play a race / gender they don't care for
>>576253083Yeah, it's nice to be reminded that generally things are going well. For example, I just introduced my gf to the game and she's been really enjoying the msq and potd. There's really no need to doom.
just spent like 2 and a half hours fiddling around in gpose trying to make a blowjob pic but i cannot for the life of me figure out how to make the mouth not look completely warped and broken. there should be tutorials for this stuff.
>>576251787thx bruv, hemipenes are hotim a monstergirlfag so thats what i go for
>>576253212hundred of em
>>576253212Make em bigger, and add a 3rd
Preebitz would fuck a hamster if it could consent
My fiddie looks like this
>>576253302they're called fiddies bro be nice
>>576253257would be cuter without the scale mod
>>576253065I fEeL lIkE iTs nOt Mutauaaaaaaaaal
>>576253020So add something like "reaction to feedback" to your notes. Being open to feedback and respecting boundaries (if that's part of the scene you're writing) is important for growth, and without feedback, you can't know where you're deficient.>>576253302what the fuck is a hamster
>>576253330proof?
>>576253212Put 'em side by side so they can fill both ovaries at the same time
>>576253212built for backshots
I was banking on getting those aetherspun golds to augment my +1, but I rather just do North Horn instead
>>576253346face 4 scales are weird. I like these better :)
>>576253212>im a monstergirlfag so thats what i go foraight ur more based than i thought
I want to try healing, what sets the healing jobs apart from each other?
>>576243231How do you know when to attack a tank in PVP and when it's going to be wasting your time?
>>576253342My fiddie consents!
>>576253643mine doesn't
>>576253612Regen: WHM (easy) AST (hard) They heal damage after it's doneShield: SGE (easy) SCH (hard) they prevent damage before it's done
>>576253612my finger starts to hurt from pressing the same key so many times.
>>576253631look at their buffs and if the first one listed is on a single-digit timer it's probably an invuln so just wait for it to expire
>>576253612WHM: actually uses their GCD healsSCH: you can be lazySGE: pretend to be a DPSAST: pretend your finger's not on the trigger just waiting for an excuse after they neutered everything interesting out of your job
>>576253492My catgirl would this femra, the scales are cute
>>576253643...to what
>>576253743Post catgirl
>>576248541I'm in desperate need of a day or two off, but my friends will get angry if I say no to doing stuff with them
>>576253792I enjoy my lurker status a lot sorry.
>>576253734What was sooo """interesting""" that AST has lost?
>>576253804no they won'tjust go away for a day or two it's okay
>>576253247erm...>>576253249i can make em bigger just fine, but i dont have any triple mods so go find me one or blender it up>>576253453yeah i be givin wicked backshots>>576253432i mean yeah its possible, but the logistics of modeling it like that can be quite strangeeasier to just fuck em sideways>>576253604uhh yeah of course im based, im mehttps://h.uguu.se/qlSVajsi.pnghttps://n.uguu.se/rEDdzdFx.jpg
>>576248541done everything I can to try and stay friends with them, but can't bother anymore
>>576253734Hey now...we still have earthly star...and macrocosmos...and uh...y'know...that stuff's fun...
>>576253824Tease...
>>576253837nta but it was more reactive, having RNG on its rotation that made being knowledgeable on the job rewarding, not 2 pulls felt the same because the RNG kept you on your toes the entire time.
>>576248541I miss playing as a Lalaboy so much I want to dress like a little manwhore and walk around wondering which races are fantasizing about using me as an onahole.
>>576253851>erm...can't even deny it...
>>576253874Maybe if I know where to find you, but I don't like the threads sorry.
>>576253843They've done it on all of my previous attempts to have time to myself for a couple of days
>>576253804>>576253992get some new friends bruh
>>576253612whm: press heal button. target is now healed.ast: press heal button. target will be healed in about 10 seconds from now. also you have cards.sch: something else will heal target for you.sge: press damage button. weave ogcd heal buttons in between damage buttons if needed.
>>576243231>new season just started and Plat queue is already deadThese devs are never ever going to fix this fucking stupid mode they were so proud of all those years ago, even though they still see fit to keep adding special snowflake color variations of the feast armor for the lifeless NEETs at the top of the ladder each season to jerk off to.
>>576253851Triple their size and post it pls>>576253914Met.sunnie+
>>576253992dump em thenget some you time
>>576253914fanta to lalaboy and EB my femlala RIGHT NOW
>>576252507>Internet completely died, have to use hotspotOkay looks like my internet itself saved me, but it's a shame because he actually seemed to be doing a bit better at it, even if it was still shit. Seems like he was genuinely trying to be mindful but was at a loss of what to do. I can't venture to Ul'dah on hotspot, and he seemed to vacate immediately after I DC'd (we did it one after the other, it was kinda funny)>>576253429I strongly agree, it shows that they actually care.
My lalaboy is going to lock in and drink 34 standard drinks today
>>576254023it's 1:30AM on a Monday morning anon
>>576254073can you fuck off already i don't want people to associate alcoholism with you
>>576253837Original cards had different effectsewer restored mp (mostly useless)spire restored tp (mostly useless)bole reduced damage taken (actually useless because fights are too scripted to rely on RNG mitigation)arrow reduced cast and recast time (everyone hated it because it fucked up rotations, it was later changed)spear increased crit ratebalance increased damagethen you had royal road where you could sacrifice a card to turn the next aoe (the good one), enhanced potency (useless because single target) or extended for more time (useless because of single target)So at the end of the day while it looks fancy, it was garbage because you were fishing for aoe royal road every single time.
>>576253201Just keep sucking cocks anon and eventually you'll get good at it.
>>576253302You better believe that I'd go ham on Hamtaro
>>576254116My lalaboy is going to lock in and drink 36 standard drinks today now
good morning Sers I fell asleep at the auction
>>576254165fuck you lol
>>576245832we are approaching end of thread... post femra+...
>>576253851sauce?
>>576253837The problem with AST is that each rework can be tl;dr'd on two aspectsHas RNGDoesn't has RNGPeople that loved the RNG hate not having it and viceversa, they wrote themselves against a wall with the balancing of the job.
>>576254172gm guy
1000 and I post mi'qitten
my
>>576253851>cucksnek
>>576254273he minimized
>>576254074I play at this same time of night every night and have for 7 years. Each season it takes longer and longer to find matches in Plat hell.
>>576254318play hell is and always will be plat hell
>>5762542641000
FINALLY>>576254070You've gotta take into account that people may be new, nervous, explroing a different style, etc, and your expectations and standards are completely subjective, while also applying a less strict, generalized list of points to meet for what you'd consider baselineThis person sounds like they might be new or used to only being able to write with people who like things a certain way
>>>/v/744561991Why are you like this?
>>576254364Almost got me
>>576253837Cards RNG? As in... the whole fucking point of its "class fantasy"?
>>576254273homo
>>576254397Wrong thread
>>576254359I wish I wasn't missing whatever autism gene I need to pull myself out of it.
>>576253837
>>576253771Yes.
>>576254440I think it's 'cause you know you'll get out of plat and into more active, more competitive queues.
>>576254412You can't back out now.
>>576254484...I'll get the strapYou're wearing it though
>>576254121Bole was useful back then because boss autos could randomly crit
my moonie is the meowscarada of xivg
>>576254503Guess that's on me for being too lazy to include "posts"
>>576254536proof?
>>576254536don't think this is MM he's asleepwhomst...
ast should NEVER be 100% predictable at that point it's just whm with raid buffs
>>576254510I did say I need you to bounce on it sometime, so I guess that'll do for an "it".
>>576254551soon....>>576254549gulp
Babe wake up. Flux 2 dropped.
>>576254309Do nyot minimize moonies>>576254421It's pride month, you can't say that.
>>576254641god dammit this cat needs correction
>>576254594>the job whose whole point is telling the future should not be 100% predictablebitch
>>576254594aa but my raidtranny parse
>>576254525tanks had awareness for crit autos and using bole on single target was even worse than just not using it, you were straight up throwing free damage away
>>576254594I think it should be predictable but still very much swayed by rng like ff5 oracle.
>>576254641yeah i thought soshow the next pic
my femra was built for tail bullying
>>576254684same sis.
>>576254487Active competitive queues are all I've ever wanted from this game, though I find it hard to believe it gets much more competitive than it is now since there's no group queue or chat in this toddler game's PVP.
>>576254652>It's pride month>08/03/26(Mon)BirdmanStaresAtCalendar.jpg
>>576254683what next pic....
>>576254684>>576254746*ties your tails together*heh...
>>576254669it's a card playing job, also telling the future and predicting the future are two different things>>576254673that's fair but current ast has zero rng in its kit
>>576253257>>576253492>>576253991it's nagao kagetora@excalibur, touristfag who shows up once every 6 monthshttps://eu.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/crossworld_linkshell/72d500e1043fe5c6edc70197664ae1b87d4672b3
>>576254225https://x.com/LewdOsumaru/status/1861780213132144885>>576254291i think its pretty common knowledge that i enjoy adultery and cheating as long as the partner consents if its an actual thing.....
>>576253330may I plap?
>>576254762Erm, actually it's 03/08/2026Why are you in the past..
>>576254778I would not trust a fortune teller with a 50% accuracy.
>>576254793I would let you plap if I didn't have to fill out an application and talk to you for hours on end beforehand.
I didn't get my fish.....
>>576254873good
>>576254775oh nooo~
>>576249273that wasn't me then
>>576254873link the fit sis
my duskie looks scary but shes actually really shy
>>576254369Yeah, I've decided against posting excerpts due to that plus it being general asshole behavior, but he seemed like one of those plappers that were there to goon first and write second, which is fair but not my style. He was not the worst, at least. Overall I probably wouldn't do it again outside of finishing what was started if asked, but it seemed like we both misunderstood each other and worked it out.
>>576254856i literally plapped someone i just met at the auction today though????i just want to have a conversation and get to know someone beforehand is it really that hard
>>576254435No i'm wondering you, the people who play this game, act like this
>>576254924message eri
>>576254793>https://x.com/LewdOsumaru/status/1861780213132144885Why do retards keep using Twitter? Every time I can't find something on SauceNao it's because some dumb fuck only posts their art to the AI pedo bot follower site.
>>576254890my femra otr
>>576254873Good fit.
>>576254652Quickie before your cuck wakes up?You can slip into bed with him still full of me.
>>57625420938 standard drinks
>>576254652where do you get the lantern?
>>576254952i grabbed it from rule34 but yeah i understand the sentiment
>>576254873Bigger booba
>>576254951how the fuck should I know who that is
>>576255063grim
>>576254763The one where he gets fucked in the ass
>>576254930When you talk about the demisexual thing you make it sound like you never cruise for plaps anywhere. I don't like stuff that feels forced and preplanned.
>>576254964bigger
>>576255027North Horn, either from a chest, using the Dorked Tower Currency, or from the Marketboard.It's like...a couple mil right meow? Maybe less?If you want the light/shadow effect, then download this when you have it :3https://www.xivmodarchive.com/modid/166169
>>576255090the WHAT one!!!
>>576255083the internet is a big place
>>576254652re add me on discord I wanna make you cheat on your partner again
>>576255145The one where he gets a big ol' cock in his ass
>>576255185nah
I found some item called final final fixative. Should I keep it or toss it?
>>576254873good luck on skyfrond...
>>576255187Ryun has no clue how many times he's been cheated on
new thread???
>>576254956but my femra is also otr...
>>576255224It's used to augment your gear
my lalaboy's head is bursting with ideas for his auction's gpose.. i might toss in a free one
new bred???
>>576255224keep it, its the mat needed to upgrade your occult gear. You're going to need lots of it. You can also purchase it from the npc at camp
>>576254873I can be your fish queen
>>576255247they'd have to be in a relationship for it to be cheating but they have both said they are single
>>576255251kills you to death
>>576255224keep it, its needed for +3 OC gear.
>>576255272nyo
>>576255145POST FULL IMAGE
>>576255320AUGH
>>576255320hey... Xalera?
>>576254778>it's a card playing job, also telling the future and predicting the future are two different things>WHM was meant to be the water-wind-earth + holy elemental master>SCH was meant to be the army doctor and commander that works in tandem with a fairy with some arcane diseases>SGE was meant to be the dps healerGiven we've already seen evolved WHM, we're all definitely not getting what we want
>>576255324and +2 and +1 if they havent augmented at all
>>576255116part of a bigger and sadder problem with our "doms" and "tops" here, for most of them its just play-pretend because they're not actually that forward or willing to put themselves out there. you unironically get better fun from randoms
tips on how to fix this? I don't really want to remove anything I put inside...
>>576255337It's slop.
>>576254928As one of the ones who said you should, respect. I'm all for laughing at people who are just shitheads and refuse to learn but people shouldn't be punished for an honest mistake if they're willing to listen.
>>576255428hi guywife
You can merge gear pieces from the same set, and brother, do you really need ALL THOSE SHIRTS? they are 1000 gil each
>>576255241. . .
>>576255496grrrrrr...
>>576255428hi rape guy
>>576255397Most doms/tops are just frustrated switches/subs who got tired of never finding any.t. that
>>576255496GratsAlso, MOO
>>576254614I only know one +fiddie and I don't think they're into femlalas...and if you're who I think you are, I didn't think you had one either>>576254928Yeah giving people an opportunity to know where things went wrong or otherwise learn is super important if you're actually interested in how things go, because it's healthy for all involved. By taking "drastic" action, you can cause more harm than good, and if all it takes is a couple of words exchanged when you're already doing that, then you're consciously making a bad decision and perpetuating a problem you don't like seeing already.
>>576255475idc if they're in the calamity salvager. if I don't have them in the inn I'm not going to remember I have them for experimenting with new glams.
>>576255424I'm going to slop your moonie getting fucked in the ass
>>576255409make you shit oufits, looks up ffxiv outfit glamour dresser
>>576255428damn bitch you live like this? i dont mind youre perfect i love you
>>576255116it just means i will never approach a random for plaps, and if someone approaches me while i am in the mood ill talk em up before pulling them awayotherwise ill just pull out the book and find an available hole or just do it myself>>576255397its a mix of apprehension from the fear of getting reported for a bad interaction, and the actual irl reserved dispositiongame changes if i know someone is fully approachable though>>576255530valid, i believe its a spectrum though and very few people are fully 100% domi love me some soft femdom but most of the time im going to be choking a hoe
Fuck it! My lalaboy is going to lock in and drink 48 standard drinks today!
>>576255337someone sent me a really good meowscarada and I may use it for a pose reference soon(tm)https://h.uguu.se/SaKzdSnb.jpg>>576255573gwuh that wasn't me!!!
>>576255562>and if you're who I think you are, I didn't think you had one eitherYeah, I'm the one who sometimes says I wish I could because some people just need to get pounded and filled, but I'm autistic about my own characters being self-consistent so I never will.
>>576255428Inshallah it will be gripped.
>>576255565Post the a full page of chest pieces and I can guarantee you can remove some shit or merge it
>>576255619Your lalaboy is SKmaxxing
item level is so retarded man you can play perfectly and soneone else can rip aggro from you just because they have 15 item level on you
>>576255620Okay I'm going to slop your moonie getting fucked in the ass
>>57625569015 ilvl is lowkey massive so yeah.
Why the freak is everyone gatekeeping the penguin outfit?
>>576255631I respect that, but alsoShouldn't you be asleep?
>>576255702alternativelycan u make these markings work for muse body (if I use them with muse the dick color goes away)https://xivmodarchive.com/modid/102076
>>576255741It's a paid mod right now, everyone you see is a paypig or got it privately since Unvaulted is still in beta
>>576255690ilvl is king for a reason
>>576255806>>576255806>>576255806>>576255806move you savages
>>576255741Here, you silly bitchhttps://litter.catbox.moe/ezfzrx4p0v45idqc.pmp
>>576255617How do you meet new people then, like when you're hanging out in public? Do you rely 100% on people approaching you and setting something up?
>>576255750Nah, my schedule is an ongoing disaster. What I should be is anywhere but this thread since I'm still waiting to give a shit about the game again, but old habits die hard.
>passively check back in to see how the latest patch is going>game is still going further and further in the soulless slop direction >playerbase is the same >people are genuinely trying to pretend that evercold won't just double down on all AI-tier decisions cbu3s been making for the last 3 years lol lmao
>>576255817oh good now I can sleep instead of posting kittenzzz
>>576255617>its a mix of apprehension from the fear of getting reported for a bad interactionthis is such a load of shit when there are well known subs and bottoms here but people won't approach them anyway
>>576255862nuh uh
>>576255862You were already supposed to.
>>576255848I think this will be a very bad expansion if you somehow like the gameplay portion of this game.
>>576255831you and me otlhim otrhttps://files.catbox.moe/hjtda6.mp4
>>576256016Saving the video, but shan't entertain someone who only talks in thread
>>576256073you'll cuck him if I message you in person?
>>576255831thanks bitch
>>576256110No cucking, but we can plap if that will get you to cool down.>>576256113T-Thanks..
>>576256165You're open to plapping the guy who clearly wants to play out a cuck fantasy at the expense of someone else.Whoever the someone else is deserves better than you.
>>576256260That's the thing, there is no one else. I'm entirely single, and have no qualms about plapping anyone.It's not my fault you believe everything you read here so easily.
>>576256165I don't want to plap. I want boybutt jerk fuel
>>576255901Because I don't like how their characters look Some of those characters look repulsive
>>576256260That's always been true
>>576255765Which markings do you want?
>>576256305And who's the 3rd person in this fictional scenario? If a name entered your mind, you know what you're doing.
>>576256389Jesus
>>576253492link hair?
>>576256314Otay>>576256389The Lord himself
>>576256513Now let's see those full chestnuts
>>576256513i'll have a turn with ryun today and you're going to seethe the entire time
>>576256380the white ones or mooncat 2 onesthe mooncat 2 on this one preferablehttps://files.catbox.moe/tzr952.pmp
>>576256565https://files.catbox.moe/stawuw.png>>576256601Sure sis, shoot your shot
>>576256725Ballwigglin' size
>>576256813Do NOT
being a cute girl with a nice cock really carries you if you suck at dirty talk
>>576257128that's the vast majority of the gooners here
>>576255838>>576255901answered ye in the new thread
>>576257167yeah the animations do all the heavy lifting
>>>/a/289856555>>>/a/289856705>>>/a/289857993>>>/a/289860326>>>/a/289863285>>>/a/289864646>>>/a/289867332You have genuine mental illness, !Akemi. You literally can't function like a normal person and actually think that you're "trolling" by making yourself look retarded.You keep necro bumping a thread because you actually think it's impossible for you to "lose the last word" by a normal thread being made.