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>Global Game News
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Current Scenario: Grand Live
Current Rate Up: Winning Ticket (alt) (3*), Narita Taishin (alt) (3*), Smart Falcon (alt) (3*), SSR Tokai Teio, SSR Twin Turbo, SSR Light Hello, SSR Agnes Tachyon

Current CM: Virgo Cup 2 - Ooi Dirt 2000m Medium/Right/Fall/Sunny/Good
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>Schedule
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08/12 - Seeking the Pearl (3*), SSR Daiichi Ruby, SR K.S. Miracle
08/13 - New Legend Races
08/18 - Halloween Agnes Digital (3*), Halloween Meisho Doto (3*), SSR Daitaku Helios, SSR Mejiro Palmer
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08/25 - Libra Cup - Mile/Right/Fall/Firm/1600

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This is the one.
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I see Tachyon, I post.
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This one
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This one
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Tachyon thread!
Tachyon LOVE
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Shan't post in the V faggot thread
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this one
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Yeppers waiting room
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>>576334002
What's wrong with Ayabe is she another schizo?
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>>576334057
Nothing it's just his default when he can't post NTR
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My trainee asked me for sex and I said no. We are professionals.
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>>576334140
What a gaygot
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Would you guys schizo me if i started making Brian threads
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>>576334140
based, we fuck trainers here
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>>576334183
we'll just call your oshi ugly
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>>576334183
Nah
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>log in
>hear Ticket's voice on the title screen
>instantly lose motivation and close out
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>>576334183
Only if you constantly make them. I occasionally bake Marvey threads but I don't stay awake to camp new threads to force them all the time.
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I miss ryanbaking
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>>576334210
ESPECIALLY Riko
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>>576334183
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>>576334183
No, that would be based. I liked Ryan threads too but that baker doesn't post Ryan much anymore since becoming Danchou.
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>>576334183
Helios ritualposter does Helios threads sometimes and nobody is seething at that because he's making it once in a blue moon.
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>>576334281
Marvey is fine if it's on Sunday
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>Pokke's movie in cinema here
>hot as fuck outside
>don't want to go alone
>but want to see Pokke
I'm indecisive
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4 days until I get my MLB Tachyon... Round 2 probably already started by then...
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>>576334324
I don't like it when she tries to be cute.
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>>576334337
Lock me up, I bake them even when it's NOT Sunday.
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Fuji Kiseki
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>>576334364
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Thoughts?
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>>576334462
That's not a random act of kinda nice
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>>576334412
Unacceptable. I sentence you to six days of non-Sundays.
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how tf did I get Speedster that's a Steampunk Tickezo or YJK Dober event skill

Unity auto btw
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>>576334591
unity bubbles
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Which uma would lick my toes while I nap on the couch?
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I think /uma/ was best when it had 22 threads at once
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>>576334570
a fate worse than death...
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>>576334591
Most likely from popping Urara's blue, still very lucky
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Dig here, Windy!
*unzips pants*
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>>576334570
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>no uma season 4
>no cingray season 2
are we a dead franchise? I thought global was supposed to reinvigorate things...
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>>576334183
Only if a janny exposes your other posts as horrible with a nuke.
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>>576334325
I love Ryan. I do not have strong feelings about Brian but I think she is very hot.
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>>576334735
Cingray s2 was already announced thoughbeit
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Everyone in this MARVELOUS thread will dream of MARVELOUS paizuri tonight.
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>>576334668
Air Groove's nickname was licky-chan...
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>>576334853
this is how her tits are so big, she uses the marvelous dimension to paizuri anons and wash her tits with fresh cum to feed her own breasts
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Your roll plans this month, anon?
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>>576334961
Only her.
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You copy?
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How have people dropped out of class 6 TT ever, I haven't fallen out since getting there over a year ago.
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>>576334961
pearl
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>>576334961
maatan
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>>576334961
None
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>>576334858
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>>576334807
it literally wasn't
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>>576334961
sorry little one, I can only afford human rights banners from now on
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>>576334961
Machan.......................................................................................
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>>576334853
I don't care if this is AI, I'm tuggin' my shit
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>>576334961
skipping until zenno rob roy
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>>576335208
She's got some amazing thighs wtf
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>>576335276
Bloomers, mares cheat
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Machan asked me for sex, and we did it because I love Machan.
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>>576334961
200 on Daiichi Ruby, 200 on CB SC, 200 on Kitasan blanco
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>>576334961
save until creek rerun
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>>576334961
I wish I can have a roll plan. Instead I get blind sided each and every time.
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>>576334961
GL banner fucked me up
NONE
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>>576334961
Wondering myself
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>>576335439
>I wish I can
I wish I could.
What the heck is wrong with me today?
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>>576334961
Saving for 3 umas within 3 next months
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>>576335546
Some think it not be like it is but it do
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Masaka... V lost...
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I think Verxina is cuter than Gentildonna.
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>>576335276
And tits.
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Is French Dia good? I was thinking of rolling her if my pulls for EL CONDOR PASA (Speed) went good
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>Yukino Bijin
>Seeking the Pearl
>Agnes Digital & Meisho Doto (Halloween)
>Aston Machan
>Yamanin Zephyr
>Tamamo Cross & Inari One (Festival)
>Nakayama Festa
>Wonder Acute
>Vodka & Daiwa Scarlet (Christmas)
>Zenno Rob Roy
>Narita Brian (BLAZE)
>Satono Diamond & Kitasan Black (New Year)
None of these are worth pulling. Methinks I'll save my carats.
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>>576335818
i hate how we cant roll french teio
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>>576335818
roll umas with your dick not your brain
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>>576335474
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>>576335683
He was already trying to cry but nobody was agreeing with him
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>>576335842
>Narita Brian (BLAZE)
>not worth pulling
Are you high
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Anons are rolling for umas instead of saving for her...
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>>576336013
I am saving for her wedding version
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>>576336013
there are a shitload of umas I want that are right after her banner and if she bankrupts me I honestly might kill myself
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>>576336013
imagine anons using their carats on the FineMo rerun instead of saving for Ramonu
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>>576336013
Just provide an offering to Shiraoki-sama while asking for good rolls
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how do you guys go about transferring umas when you're 260/260 and you're scared of dumping a good parent
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>>576336160
Bro your bookmarks...
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>>576334961
Zephyr because her outfit is pure sex.
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>>576336160
slowly
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>>576334947
I thought this and I said this. Me. ME
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>>576336160
you favorite the umas you don't want to see gone
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>>576336160
you're supposed to be marking them at the end of the career if they're worth anything at all
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>>576336160
if you didn't organize on the front end then I'm afraid you are going to need all day and a game plan anon....
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lol
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>>576335901
French Teio would just be Teio but stinkier and more hairy...
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>>576335683
He only "wins" if no one counterbakes
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>>576336270
Stop you're just making her hotter
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>>576333771
>tachyon's face when I tell her how many children I plan to put in her
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Do not let project Autismambo die
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New image for Umama to use~
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>>576335683
V here, that was not my thread lol, already baked two yesterday
Been giggling all the time because you guys will gangrape anyone who likes the same umas as me :3
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>>576336518
Nobody is falling for that lil gup
And we know you're only baking when Heliosfag goes to sleep
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weakest cope I've ever seen
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So... unless cygames does something about debuffs the future is going to be 1 ace 2 debuffs?
Why pull for umas then...
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I've got the voucher and 1 crystal, almost 2 crystals. Who do I use it on? Probably FM? It really sucks not having any good mlb wit cards
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>>576336270
French Teio is an upgrade
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>>576336725
What mob uma is this, I don't think I've seen her before
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>>576336785
All umamusume are mobile.
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>>576336647
mayaschizo has proved this already, you guys are like rabid dogs looking for scraps of an imaginary enemy
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>>576336785
she's called BBB
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rickey, lickey
hot and sticky
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Eishin flash 1
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>>576336337
Significantly less than what she was planning...
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>tfw glup shitto actually proved me smarter than everyone
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>>576336864
>mayaschizo
That's just you, V
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>>576336972
Am I still on an English-language website?
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>>576336918
Eishin flash 2
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>>576334961
Want to roll: Machan, Festa, Blaze Brian, Kitasan forma Blanco, Helios.
Valentine Anus Fujin was considered but she would be a luxury, and I'd like to lean into 2 sparks for Ramonu wit. I have 73k carats, but realistically, I think I'm going to have to skip at least two of those character banners unless a cheeky tenner or the Kitasan free pulls bless me.
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>>576334961
Yeppers!
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What on earth is collab graded race anyways?
>>576334961
I'm sitting on a spark for my oshi, Pearl.
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Late surger savy or hesitant pace chaser? I could only get one
My wit is only 800
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtVybS53Axw
This dumb song made this unc cry for some reason
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>/uma/ has entered the inevitable "making constant posts against my imaginary thread schizo" phase that every /vg/ general inevitably jumps into
that's it, I'm going to the better thread.
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>>576337007
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>>576337114
The new dirt tracks.
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>>576337132
hesitant pace no question unless you're late ricky
kill hogs
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I'm trying to be patient but I'm so tempted to buy this selector on JP and just get her now. I just wanna play through her career.
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I'm considering redeeeeem Shumboli SSR just to auto farm debuffer parents
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>>576337181
Would tap those cities...
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>>576337201
Ah, so useless for what I'm going for.
Is Night time related to dirt too?
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>>576337196
>actually posting ugly AI slop shit of your "oshi"
You're a disgrace
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>>576337207
Got it. Thanks!
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>>576337315
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>>576337221
that card sucks ass, rudolf R is better and is wit too
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>>576337545
>hint frequency non-existent
Unless you prove me auto can shit out the 5 debuffs from her card consistently, I'll just think you're bullshitting me
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I refuse to run or train debuff-centric uma. Every uma should hit the race track with the intent to win. Why would you let your uma down?
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Ongoing:
https://jiggie.fun/J1gnMB
https://jiggie.fun/J1gnMB
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>>576337796
>auto
you do you, I did my debuffer parent and debuffers the old way
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what if i kissed teio and she liked it
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>>576337932
Then you'd be a lucky fella
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>>576337932
you'll wake up a few seconds later
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post something cool
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>>576337932
the taste of your cherry chapstick?
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>>576336713
ehhhh idk if FM is worth it anymore
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Girlfeets are smelly.
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Symboli once told me the world is gonna roll me. I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
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>>576337932
She'd just wonder how it improves her racing.
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>>576337925
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>>576336925
I'm willing to acquiesce to her calculations
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>>576337932
I would make it a reward if she win races and she'll start asking for more
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>>576338154
I wouldn’t take her Siriusly.
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>>576338069
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>>576337258
would slap those titties
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>Hokko right between the NY Kitasan/Diamond banner and Helios
WHY MUST CYGAMES MAKE IT DIFFICULT FOR ME TO WANT MY CHUBBY UMA
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>>576338069
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>>576338423
Your paid ticket?
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>>576338539
I wanna have sex with Almond Eye while she's wearing that. I don't really know why.
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>>576337221
don't use rudolf for debuffers, at all, subdued debuffs do nothing, and you can get tether from much better cards
like grass wonder SSR who gives you both late savvy and tether on her first event chain, she also gives flustered paces, flustered debuffs actually work because they hit midrace when some umas probably have already fired their heals
and frenzied paces, a hidden tech that you may or may not want

other good debuffer SSR cards that you use are wit seiun, mambo wit or yaeno muteki power, but grass guts is the best debuffer card
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>>576338467
I've long determined if I'm willing to use THAT. This puts it close, but I don't think over the line yet.
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50k views….
https://youtube.com/watch?v=we7_GkpyWGY&pp=iggCQAE%3D&ra=m
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>>576338539
AI would do this
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>>576338221
The pleasure of being cummed inside...
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>>576338679
Teiobro...
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>>576338069
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>>576339035
Dude. Hell yes.
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>>576338647
all this tsurumaru tsuyoshi memorial art makes me tear up like the haru urara stuff did when she died
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>>576338069
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>open twitter
>BA is genuinely dying
thank God, not even 2018 FGO faggots were as annoying as BA browns. now time to do my CM team with joy.
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30 year old umas
30 year old ningens
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>>576339541
thanks for sharing, twitterbro. I REALLY cared
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>>576339541
what?
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>>576338631
>Grass SSR
I didn't mention but I already have her, and also Vega SSR which gives better results (both at 0 lb). They're part of my debuffer deck, I'm only lacking a good subdued source. But I'll probably just keep borrowing Rudolf SSR
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>>576339541
kill yourself
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>game with 5 stats
>only 1 of them actually matters
nice game umababs
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Im so horny bwos
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>>576338647
she baby... she baby forever...
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>>576339582
uma? musume
https://x.com/Runagi_the_Room/status/2083736297143968024?s=20
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>>576339582
BA changed how their gacha works and got RAPED
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>>576339727
To be fair, I don't care about that.
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>>576339567
WE don't want those
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>>576339274
I unironically feel sadder over Tsuru because of the tanuki shit.
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>>576339727
Old data pre-anniv I am pretty sure. Wait till end of this month to see the truth
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>>576339582
BA's anniversary gift was to gut their pity system and make it worse. They had a spark system like Uma does now, where if you get a character/card at 190 you can spark another copy(or the other character) at 200. They changed it so if you hit at 190, you get fuck all at 200 because the pity resets. It's just a guarantee to get something in 200.
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>>576339860
Ye it's last months data
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>>576339671
Post your 2k speed 600 everything else cm winner
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After today's borrows I've become 3 speed 1 wit pilled
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>>576339727
>/bag/ bringing up their shitty gacha noombers again
NUMBERFAG GENOCIDE WILL BE THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE I DEALT WITH YOU FAGGOTS FOR YEARS CROPPING UP IN EVERY SINGLE HOBBY I'VE EVER HAD, SHILLING FOR OTHER PRODUCTS BUT NEVER LEAVING THE FUCKING THREAD OR HOBBY. LIKE LOCUSTS YOU FUCKED SWARMED AND CONSTANTLY POSTED "DED GAME" "DED SHOW KEK" "DED SERIES THIS" "DED DEV THAT "OH NONONONONONO??? NUUUUUUMBERS" LIKE THE ONLY THING THAT FUCKING MATTERS TO YOU IS A GOD DAMN NUMERICAL STATISTIC INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY ENJOYING THE THING THAT IS BEFORE YOU. YOU WOULD RATHER LOOK AT FUCKING NUMBERS GO UP UP AND UP FOREVER LIKE A PASTE EATING SNOTBAG SHOVING HIS FIFTH HANDFUL OF ELMER'S GLUE DOWN HIS FUCKING GULLET AND REMARKING IT TASTES LIKE POPCORN. I WISH YOU FUCKERS COULD ALL JUST JUMP OFF A CLIFF OR GO ANYWHERE ELSE, IT'S NOT A FUCKING RACE OR ANYTHING, I HAVE SOMETHING GREAT IN FRONT OF ME SO IF YOU CANNOT APPRECIATE IT BECAUSE OF A LITTLE TINY INSIGNIFICANT NUMBER ON THE STEAMCHART IS NOT HIGH ENOUGH FOR YOUR FUCKING LIKING I SUGGEST YOU SHOVE THE BIGGEST BAD DRAGON DILDO UP YOUR ASS, RAM IT IN AS FAR AS IT CAN GO, EPOXY YOURSELF DOWN TO YOUR FUCKING SEAT, AND BRING UP THE US NATIONAL DEBT NUMBERS BECAUSE THAT NUMBER IS GOING TO KEEP GOING UP FOREVER AND YOU GUYS CAN KEEP HYPING THAT NUMBER UP AND YOU CAN MASTURBATE JACK OFF OR DO WHATEVER IT IS YOU UNWASHED FUCKING TROG CUNTS DO AND LEAVE MY FUCKING HOBBIES ALONE GOD DAMN I HATE YOU NUMBERFAGS SO MUCH AND I BET YOU ARE ALL GOING "HURRR CYGE SHILL???? ARE YOU PAJEET????? YOU MUST BE SEA" NO I JUST DON'T WANT TO SEE THESE THREADS FILLED WITH THE SAME BRAND OF FUCKING FAGGOTS WHO USED TO PLAY BLUE ARCHIVE AND FUCKING LIMBUS COMPANY ACTING LIKE IT'S THE SECOND FUCKING COMING OF CHRIST I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL FUCKING END YOUR FUCKING WORLD IN A CATACLYSMIC FLOOD AND WASH AWAY YOUR DEGENERATE SINS OF SHITTING UP EVERY SINGLE HOBBY YOU'VE EVER INFESTED LIKE THE FUCKING PLAGUE YOU ARE GET THE FUCK OUT ALREADY
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>>576339727
>nexon touched by ea
Like an earthquake and a tornado hitting at the same time
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special
ty
priori
ty
is
a
FUCKING
SCAM
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>>576339931
the chinkslop gacha model has done irreversible damage to the industry
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wit is an overrated stat anyway, as long as you hit A or higher you're good
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>>576340114
Inventing gacha games did irreversible damage to the gacha game genre.
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>>576340096
Finemo with 65 specialty priority showed up like 4 times on wit in all of senior year
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>>576340096
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCKING AWESOME, LETS BOTH SHOW UP AT THE LEVEL 1 GUTS TRAINING ON THE LAST FUCKING TURN OF THE CAREER
AMAZING. INCREDIBLE
FUCK SPECIALTY PRIORITY
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>>576340081
Nexon was always one of the most shitty companies around. I already gave up on them waaay back on DFO times. Thankfully I decided to stick with Umamusume, >Nexon played a big part on my decision
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do we still need to buy alarm clocks every day
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>>576340096
>>576340283
uma is gaslight game
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>>576340271
Doesn't FineMo have 35? Or are you including the +30 bonus
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This thread has to have the most underage genuinely retarded faggots on this site
I swear you guys are fucking stupid
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>>576340076
Is Still okay...??
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yo what if we made remade URA except now there's a gay little shop you have to micromanage and also if you don't spend $200 dollars on a pal card then you lose
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>>576340353
The players didn’t like that
What if we did it again
BUT
We take away the free rolls from the pal card
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>>576340353
Yeah jp thought the same back then, why do you think the game almost died before year 3
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>>576340353

There's a reason why GL is the 2nd worst scenario. If you look at updated Unity, it plays way, way, way better.
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>>576340314
Including the bonus that's why I said on senior year.
Wit facility was already at lv4 even, and never got the chance to level up because finemo barely showed up
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>>576340283
AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF,
MY FUCKING NECK AND NECK EVENT DIDNT EVEN PROC
THANKS GAME, INCREDIBLE
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Tachyon is pretty funny in the Our Grand Concert: Designing and Arranging Our Grand Concert story.
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>>576339847
that might honestly be a factor, yeah. the cute smiling baby passing away is sad in the way happy little urara passing away was. meanwhile gentildonna died even younger, which should be more tragic, but I didn't feel so strongly about her death.
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>>576340916
>mfw 3 days and no club drama
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My trainee stabbed me
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>>576340954
giwtwm
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I'm just gonna say it

rice shower is in high school, she needs to grow the fuck up and stop reading picture books and stop crying all the time
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Curren is the drama uma
Oguri is the gaslight uma
Chrono is the fan count/quota uma
What other umas are there
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>>576340114
nta but
>the chinkslop gacha model has done irreversible damage to the industry
muh 50 50 is the best though :)))))))
if you get lucky? it's good; if you dont then you quit the game :^))^)

I also love rolling for 1/6th of an unit because you have to cultivate golden cores as if you're a wuxian peasant slaving away for your game dev overlords
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>>576340916
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>>576338442
nothing will ever beat urara vs helicopter
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>>576341096
agnes is the reddit uma
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>>576341127
>I also love rolling for 1/6th of an unit
true, us umaGODS only roll for 1/5th of a unit
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I'm sorry Tahbo, but I give up
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>>576341096
Falco is the blowjob uma
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>>576341224
I love this card, Taiki's Taikis are so fucking huge I want to bury my face in there and suffocate to death...
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>>576340283
type shit desuwa
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>>576340954
My trainee accurately slashed my tendon after I rejected her confession saying that a teacher and trainee shouldn't be like that...
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>>576341096
Biko is the ryona uma
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>>576341246
Twin Turbo would forgive you
Or something
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>>576341096

>paizuri relief uma
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>>576333910
LAISU!
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>>576339727
Nothing of value was lost.
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My trainee kissed me, what do I do
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>>576341096
tachyon is the normie uma
rudolph is the pun uma
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>>576341224
the support card system beats the chink one where you have to roll for mario, buy his plumber outfit, unlock the ultra rare hammer and then train his fireball chucking skills only to do it all over again next month because Luigi released and he's not going to be a good marksman unless you spend another $1200
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john cygames gives you BOANE budget for a new original anime project, who is the main character and what do you cover?
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>>576341475
Kissing is well within normal trainee trainer bonding guidelines, feel free to return her affections
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>>576341096
fuku is the lucky uma
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>>576340916
I HATE CURREN
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>>576340052
>not even 2nd
>THIRD
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>>576341554
an actual Scarlet vs Vodka story arc and not that shit we got from season 1
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>>576341554
giving BNW the rightful attention they deserve
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>>576341076
she has some arrested development issues stemming from a severe lack of self-esteem and it's your job to help her overcome
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>>576341621
Are we allowed to lock ourselves in our private office and make out (with heavy petting) for hours? I think it'll raise her mood.
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>>576341680
I honest to god don't remember a single thing they did across 3 entire seasons of anime
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>>576341784
You would have to fill out the proper forms beforehand and get them approved, but yes
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>>576341784
I do this in public with Machan
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>>576341060
That's not a hat, that's a mask!
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>>576341907
In public?
Then the forms arent required.
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>>576341907
Does anyone even notice?
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>>576341554
Golden Gen remake. All five of them are the main characters. I watched TBHX recently and I think something like that would be fitting when handling multiple characters of similar importance.
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>>576341793
exactly, everyone had a moment to shine in all seasons, except those 2 that just existed to bark at each other
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>>576341607
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Durandal needs more praise!!!
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Stop making out with your trainee and go train them.
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>>576341530
>>576341127
Anon this is an extreme glass houses scenario because Uma pushes you to roll via the PvP, the hoyo model may suck ass but at the very least if you do not get dupes of a character you can still just enjoy them as is since it's single player. They will function and you won't get completely stomped by someone who did max everything out.
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>>576341554
Easy. Easiest fucking call of my life.

A story about Digitan fanatically following every uma race she can, culminating in the Autumn Tenno Sho 2001. The rest of the series/movie Digitan would've been depicted as her typical goofy self. Then for the Tenno Sho she locks the fuck in and finishes the murder of Opera O's reign that Doto began, tearing through the rain and mud and snatching the victory at the last moment. And then for just a second after the race ends you think she's gonna be serious and have an epic post-win moment, but then she quickly reverts. She's just so happy to have gotten to run in such a great race with amazing umas like Opera and Doto up close, ehehehe.

They will respect the hentai.

anyway, never ever. she's just a joke for cygames, despite being a beast
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>>576341246
Tahbo sex
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>>576342024
Too big.
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ass wonder
her ass is a wonder
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>>576341413
Fucking clanker that belly button is too high the fuck
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>>576333771
tachlove
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>>576341554
as long as maruzensky is in it
no particular reason, I know the real horse didn't race much but she really looks nice
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next jiggums
https://jiggie.fun/HnIWod
>https://jiggie.fun/HnIWod
https://jiggie.fun/HnIWod
>https://jiggie.fun/HnIWod
https://jiggie.fun/HnIWod
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Oh it looks like T O Elvis is skipping the korean sprint in korea and going straight to the BC Sprint
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>>576342272
Slice of Life with retired Maruzensky teaching her spawns how to race undefeated
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>>576334961
minimal Ruby
then go to sleep until Helios
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>>576341554
the Ace, Rudolf, and C.B. era
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>>576341680
Don't forget Machan!
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>>576342084
Do you think she'll prefer head pats or belly rubs in her current state?
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Will there ever be a Gold Allure?
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>>576341554
>>576341680
https://youtu.be/D_lA5E-If70?t=60
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>>576334961
sadly this month is a skip, wanted to try for finemo/maruzensky but I won't get enough for a spark in time so will use it for creek/cb instead and then ramonu
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>>576341554
Contrail's career
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>>576342621
The sexiest era
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>>576334961
I wanted to pull both Yeppers and Machan, but the carat calculator is pretty clear. Not only can I not pull Yeppers, but I cant even pull Mirako next year if I want to be able to guarantee MLB on McQueen wit.

I am in shambles.
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>>576342772
no thanks
>>576342781
You have 2 hands.
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I wish I had a stillposter to smooch right now
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I wish Maruzensky was my gf
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I wish Ruby will find a better trainer for her
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>>576342109
>the hoyo model may suck ass but at the very least if you do not get dupes of a character you can still just enjoy them as is since it's single player
This game also has a single player element, unless you're some kind of subhuman retard that skipped through every story and custcene to get his 20 carats rewards.

>Uma pushes you to roll via the PvP
>completely stomped by someone who did max everything out.
Oh yes, our beloved pvp slots machine where victory is guaranteed.
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>>576342964
Just get lucky.
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>>576343324
ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew
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i wish i trained mares instead of pulling constant triple crown chuds
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what if teio asked me for sex
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>>576342027
I want to see Kingu's only G1 win get animated so bad
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>>576343612
I'll just buy one of them with the voucher.

haha no that's a lie. already gonna do that for Nishino
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>>576343753
I want to see Kings panties.
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>>576343753
Me too but she had no golden gen rivals in that race so it would kinda be anti climactic
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>>576343632
*smooch*
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>>576343679
probably a sign that you should lose weight
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Bwos, is she finally full?
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>>576343608
>whales
>still loses
LMAO
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>>576342109
>via the pvp
You can easily get B finals with half assed teams.
>b-but more rewards
It's barely a difference and you consider the time spent having fun instead of crying at bad sparks trying to get the perfect rolls for that one CM.
You should be trying to do better runs for your oshi, not to try to bragpost about something nobody actually cares about.
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VISIT TOMAKOMAI
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>>576343753
>>576343828
Same.
It's great to see her win but it'd be hard for it to feel very triumphant after years of getting knocked around.
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>>576340052
>3nd place
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so for cm18 I can ignore stamina, run festive ogurin with 18 power sparks and activate xmas miracle using the downhill heal, she would be end closing too
naruhodo
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>>576341554
Daring Tact racing to an empty audience.
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just found out that real life car races are held under MANT rules
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What's the chance of meeting 4 perfectly build MMer?
From my own test my UF could not survive four perfect built MM debuffers, but using 968 stamina one with 1k power lose against DD spamming room
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>>576343803
she'd thwart your feeble attempt to peek and then laugh at your pathetic little half chub
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>Goldship kid
>Tried to bit another horse and ended up getting second place because of it
>Goldship kid
>randomly banging her head on the starting gate and immediately locking in when it opened, also second place

What the actual fuck is wrong with this family
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>>576344319
you'll be fine, retards are using clanker made debuffers
too bad you didn't buy shake it out tho
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>>576344310
they made Haru Urara do MANT in real life
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>>576344408
oops
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>>576344453
can clanker debuffers even be good?
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>>576344582
they are so so but do the job
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What’s the late surger stam threshold bc my first half decent digitan hit NO RECOVERY SKILL EVENTS
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>>576334961
SEEKING THE PEARL

I have 98k, she’s my only pull til ramonu,cmy tachyon luck was as good as my kitasan was shit.
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>>576344462
>Haru Urara is the GOAT according to Etsuko
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>>576341554
some fucking dirt kino
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>>576344840
Urara.........
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>>576344837
Etsuko is a good ningen, she's always around so I trust her
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>>576343001
so true, she'll go absolutely nuts for both at the same time. hopefully it won't send her into early labor.
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You really need to know most of the good songs by heart
It is too easy to fall into currency traps
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>>576341554
The CB, Rudolf, Ace story. Maruzensky will get a flashback scene and be in the mentor role like Fuji was in RttT. A handful of new umas from the period will get officially musumed.
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How's your semen retention going btw, bwos?
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>>576344840
>Digitan included
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>>576345132
>buy friendship bonus songs
>buy sp training songs
>buy speed/wit/pow training
>buy cheapest
that's all you need to know
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>>576343886
He makes terrible teams on purpose though. At least I assume it's on purpose. Did you see his groundworkless Kitasan in Pisces that had like 6 non-functioning abilities?
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>sp songs come extremely late
Hate this shit
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I still haven't played GL... one of these days my parents will be decent...
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>>576345526
Just abandon the run if it's not the first/second song choice after the freeze
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>>576345281
terribly now that kawakami princess is here
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>>576344915
she's doing her best!
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>>576345692
urara makes me so sad
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>>576345568
You got her recently from the gacha? If so, congwats, pwo! If you mean my post, my bad
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>>576345692
Look at her go, she's the best
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I don't understand people who put in a lot of effort to get fans for their club and stay in that club despite no one else putting in effort, especially how she independent training exists and people still flatline
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Why is this thread so slow? You fags run everyone off to /vm/a?
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>>576346026
This is a good thing.
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>>576345692
NOT FAIR ITS ON TURF
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>most of my loses were from losing the lucky pace gacha
Fuck it. I'm farming groundwork.
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>>576345804
urara makes me horny
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Mesumu
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>>576346026
i'm busy autoing
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Is the extra priority from songs additive or multiplicative? I feel like it's doing jack shit for my wit cards
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>>576345281
has not been good since that Fusaichi Pandora alt was shown
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>>576346331
You go from 20% to 23%
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having Urara sing Ms. Victory feels like a cruel joke
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>>576337209
>wasting a ticket on the prostitute
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>>576346447
You're just that good of a Torena if you got her singing it.
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this is a mother
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>>576346546
A mother and a wife(mine)
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Gold Jobber
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>>576346546
And I am a mother fucker
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>>576346546
No this is
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>>576346587
please stop posting this naked Tama
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>>576346546
>>576346562
>body built for fat, Japanese office clerks
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>>576346568
I need Fenomeno in my life badly
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>>576346690
yeah, me (I am a civic nationalist)
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>>576346753
No
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Obey Your Master
Agnes Tachyon
Dicta Striker
Matikanefukukitaru
TM Opera O
Gold Ship
Taiki Shuttle
Still In Love
El Condor Pasa
Mini The Lady
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>>576345915
it's okay, bwo, I meant your post! I got her way back when her banner came out lol
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need someone to login to my account and clean up my veteran umas
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>>576346753
Only 681 days to go!
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>>576346832
>Obey Your Master
Not happening. Also, >>>/r/eddit
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>>576346993
Just delete everything A below and S
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>>576346993
how much will you pay for the service?
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>Furthermore, it was Aston Machan's owner, Mayumi Tosa, who reached out to Cygames to request her being added to Umamusume, rather than Cygames requesting the rights to use the racehorse's name in Umamusume, as she did not want her horse to be forgotten.

>Also she needs to be plump and have fat tits and chubby thighs
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>>576334026
I love her.
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inumusume...
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>>576347007
I'm not saying anything is happening. I just like her.
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>>576346568
>>576346753
>>576347004
FENO LOVE
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>>576347107
Based owner
I will roll for her in her honour
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>>576347132
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>>576347194
thats a dog
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>>576346993
do it yourself you bitch
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>>576347007
It's the Agnes Tachyon pick isn't it?
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>>576347107
I wonder what Sweep's owner said...
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>>576346993
>>576347043
I'll do it for free and clear out every single veteran uma
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>>576347232
And what a good dog!
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>>576347194
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>>576347148
>>576347256
>>>/r/eddit
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>>576346546
Grown ass woman
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>>576347230
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>>576347351
No
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>>576347379
very impregnateable
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biwa brian pussy sandwich
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>>576347240
So whats yankos plan again?
The BCC then back to japan for a retirement race?
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>>576347256
/uma/ loves Tachyon
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>>576347324
>>576347342
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>>576347459
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>>576347459
Neck yourself, normie
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>>576347265
Sweep was already destined to be a brat due to the IRL horse, and everyone knows brats HAVE to be short and flat.
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tacute
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>>576347397
I would melt with Durandal. That pretty loser that only wants praise.
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>>576347132
stinky...
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>>576347230
evil and fucked up chiyo
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does /uma/ love Chiyo?
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I think I'm ready to make Fusaichi Pandora my entire personality
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>>576347650
Why did they have to pair such a shitty personality with such sexo...
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>>576347714
I love her mom
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>>576347714
She is cute, yeah.
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>>576347397
Chiyo gets head pats, Dura gets womb pats
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>>576347714
I wouldn't mind being her step dad.
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>>576347714
I think her trio is very cute and by extension, her too
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>>576347742
>simping for the prostitute
Meds
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>>576347714
no, but >>576347765
This anon is BASED
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>>576347714
Yeah
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>>576347815
Maruzen looks kind of off in Cingrey
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>>576346546
My mother in law
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>>576347714
She's okay
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/EP1mPzh7obY
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>>576347664
>Trainer lets stinko bite him willingly
>Stinko moans
you didnt have to make this weird windy...
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Top dog!
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>>576347894
>marrying the inferior daughter instead of the superior mom
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>>576347942
I would rape Stinko in retaliation
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>>576347714
she's cute but I'd HEEM the Chiyo poster IRL
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the chiyonotes have been updated
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>>576347863
Bitch I just came inside you what more do you want
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s-she's huge
Bonobro (singular, as in there's one of them), your response!?!
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the chiyonotes have been defaced
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>>576348075
what does it mean
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>>576348120
Bro? Your pillow talk?
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>>576348157
the virgin turf kek fears the dirt stallion
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>>576347942
What did Windy mean by this...
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>>576347942
That's it I love her now
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>>576347942
>I feel like I needed something in my mouth
what did she mean by this?
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how come only 1 out of 10 runs leave junior year why is this scenario so bad
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>>576348191
me and the chiyoposter
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>>576348191
Durandal kinda reminding me of Darkness from Konosuba
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>>576348239
She is stimming with your penis
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>>576348256
At least it's faster than MANT hahaha
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Kiss your trainee goodbye after every training day
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>>576334580
>>576345517
Creek LOVE
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>>576348197
>bullying a child
wtf I hate Rickey even more now
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>>576348191
>pillow talk
holy fucking gay, ISHYGDDT
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>>576348239
she's autistic and needed that sensory experience. this is also why she constantly says nanoda as it's a vocal stim. probably. maybe.
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>>576348324
So you'll give me kissies?
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>>576348201
They had no right to make her this erotic she was supposed to be a dork WHY AM I HARD FOR HER
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>>576348284
This one
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what site do people use for putting together spark screenshots or do they just use paint
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>>576348389
her noda is a character thing, she's not autistic
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pet the puppy
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gm
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>>576348239
You are stinkos moms last hope of getting her daughter hitched
Do what you must Mr.trainer
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>>576348284
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>>576347987
She's the #1 in my eyes and that's all that matters!
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>0.4 velocity 0.15 accel at 6
>or 0.35 0.1 at 5
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>>576348165
Jealousy chart
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>>576348372
Pillow talk and aftercare lead naturally into round 2 or into restful sleep if you are tired
Cuddling is mandatory
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>>576348372
Tama would be super weak to pillow talk
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>>576335008
i never got to class 6. ive dropped out of 5 a couple times.
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>>576348470
4 and you don't wake up!
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Choose your starter
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>>576348586
Second is made for sex
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>>576348586
Middle is quite slutty!
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>>576348663
This is the evolved form
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>>576348586
I don't want to go on an adventure with a whore
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>>576348663
Ricesex

>>576348728
I do
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>>576348456
I just felt like saying some bullshit. A non insignificant amount of umas also have a habit of adding some bullshit at the end of their sentences. ssu..
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>>576348836
how could you fool me like that? I thought every post here is trustworthy...
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>>576348989
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>>576349063
I got a boner from this
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>>576348836
can you see the chibi animations in uma viewer
ever since they changed it so you match 5 at a time you don't see them as often anymore..
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Is THIS enough Stamina for CM18???
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>>576349161
>1152 power
Hey guys, I think I found a glue
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>>576349161
+200 And a gold heal and she won't be neichabait
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>>576349063
You saved my OC!
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>>576349161
>powerlet
>pace without gold and less than 900 stam
Uh oh
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>>576349063
Based Ruby, Helios BTFO'd
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>>576349148
Idk man I haven't touched umaviewer for longer than 20 minutes. I don't even know if you CAN get animations with multiple characters outside of the concerts.
>>576349250
It's their jarona.
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>>576349250
ITS 1212 WITH FIRM CONDITIONS
Some of us aren't PIGGERS here
I had to bring Stamina sparks!
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>>576349282
I sure did, bucko! I get a kick out of it when people post my stuff too, pic related
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>turn before concert
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What if I cummed inside Haru Urara
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Spammed enough public lobbies to appear on hakuraku
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Why did they make dirters cute?
Why couldn't they make them look like your favorite uma so that I wouldn't roll for them?
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>>576349502
Hey, Guess What!
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>>576348560
I am already up, you big dummy. Also trying to curse people is fucked up and very jewish.
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>>576349525
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>>576349545
>pedo
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>>576349525
>cumming inside a girl that was just creampied by me
nigga u gay lmao
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I had forgotten how wonderful Daiwa Scarlet is. Today I will remind them.
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>>576348728
I don't see Curren
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>>576349502
>Hey, Guess What!
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>>576349063
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>>576349721
This gives me so much fanfic material if only I had the talent to actually write something good
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>>576349662
She needs to die
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>>576349721
Need more fanart like this
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>all my 5 manual ace runs are aptitude agemasen glue
>again
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>>576349640
what even is this image from?>>576349743
it's really not as difficult as you'd think to write a decent fanfic. just try, anon.
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https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11919859
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>>576349674
>t.
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>>576349979
me behind her btw
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>>576349161
Looks good I guess. I don't think we will have sta debuffers for cm18
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>>576338221
>>576349979
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>>576350143
>does he know
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I asked Helios to stand still...
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>>576349745
Rude!
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>>576350218
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>>576349745
Too bad she's going to live, and go extra.
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>>576350431
>>576350218
I don't have romantic feelings for my trainee.
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>>576350768
evil horse
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>>576350215
800 STA went back to 100% spurt
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>>576349161
>SFV
>U=ma2 for some reason
>no Determined Descent
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>>576350805
copa copa
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>>576350864
Agnes would do this
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I want Shichi to sit on my face
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>>576350720
marrying Aoi and taking Meek to the aquarium while wearing one of those "I'm not the stepdad I'm the dad that stepped up" shirts.
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>>576351042
What do you do when your autistic uma daughter starts side eyeing you
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>>576350720
but you clearly do for your coworker
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post something sleepy
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>>576351157
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>>576351118
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>>576351157
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>>576351109
Do nothing because she just does that to everyone and everything. She has presentable autism so it's fine.
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>>576350218
>No, ma'am, it's legal to videotape police officers... I'm giving you a citation for swerving around and yelling "WAHEY" and "I have a gun" at me, and doing the finger thing where you make a V and put your tongue in the V and wiggle it
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Happy Meek is very pretty
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>>576351157
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>>576350218
This is an erotic misbehaving zoomer...
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>>576351430
Pokke is... cute?
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>>576341096
Teio is for disgusting/slob posts and raging about whales.
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>>576351109
oyakodon
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Didnt they name a couple of real horses after Happy Meek?
Imagine if one actually develops into a G1 winner, would they just give them the current Meek's personality and make them playable or would they create a doppelganger?
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>>576346546
if she's the mother then how come Almond Eye acts more like it?
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>>576351525
yes
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Well now, young one
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i love my new club bwos
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>>576351712
Umazing...
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When I see "Jungle Pocket", I start thinking about her jungle pocket (her pubes)
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>>576351109
Id fuck meek and aoi at the same time
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>>576351525
No. She's cool. Kakkoi, even.
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>>576346546
Your mother might as well could have acted and looked like this, before the birth and everything that comes from it.
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>>576351157
>>
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It's looks like i need to do stamina parents, can you hit me up with a guide how to do it on auto?
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>>576351804
*wild, unshaven umanko
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>>576351379
>Torena, I don't feel so good...
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>>576351972
creek
riko
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>>576351948
my mother has only ever been with my dad
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>>576352061
I dont have them... i could pick only one
Can i do it with SRs?
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>>576351804
>>576351980
I don't understand
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Fatty
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>>576351972
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1UElOd5CvopSXMx6mZmpcBytnRF2K8k2IQYQqc4KHyi4/edit?gid=1805449667#gid=1805449667
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>>576351972
Get uma with stam growth and shove 3 strong stam cards + riko, that gets me 1100+ stam every time even with zero stam sparks
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>>576351804
>>576351943
>>576351980
Palmer sex
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Get married and have kids
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Dig here, Windy!
*unzips cock*
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>>576352119
>>576352106
Ty brow, i will borow Ricko and will use my shitty stam cards it seems
Two Stam sparks is better than zero anyway bwos
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Guess who got 9th
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>>576346546
I kinda understand the generational mogging between Fusaichi Pandora and Almond Eye. My mother's tits are like twice the size of my sister's and neither of them are fat and get that bust buff.
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>>576352145
That's pokke not palmer.
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>>576352102
ask kingu about it, sweetpea
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>>576352230
Are your sister and mother single?
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Heckin daughterino
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>>576352163
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is this the brown thread???
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>>576352070
lol
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>>576352386
now that you're here, yes
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>>576352163
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>>576352386
I want you.
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>>576352312
Not my mother but my sister's a loser and has never been in a relationship before
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>>576352163
>round flatties
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>>576352381
>>
How do people get 3000 skill points on their ace runs?
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>>576352386
it's actually down the hall, and to the left. You'll see a sign that reads "/hlgg/"
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>>576352489
>same uma who told her trainer that if he had ever had kids, they'd hate him
Very, very interesting.
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>>576352489
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>>576352386
Maybe...
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>>576352229
why does she job that race so often
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>>576352486
>huge tits
>never been in a relationship
something doesn't add up here
>>
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>>576352430
Not interested in seabrown
Only BWC for me.
>>576352580
This ugly thread has reddit in the OP
>>576352726
Eww
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>>576352787
Re-read my posts
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>>576352486
>my sister's a loser and has never been in a relationship before
recommend her this thread sounds like she'd fit right in
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>>576352229
The truth is, torena-san, the race was rigged from the start.
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>>576352887
Oh wups.
Well she's not fat so my point still stands.
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>>576352914
wino aunt...
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>>576352489
pregnancy plumped journey's bosom up a bit, unfortunately
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>>576352953
and so does my penis, for anon's loser sister
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>>576352545
use sp bonus cards/get sp songs early
>>
kingu wuv
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>>576352984
I did this.
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>>576353079
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>>576352853
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>>576352957
Next week!
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>>576353236
Soon my patience is going to be rewarded.
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next jiggo
>https://jiggie.fun/ph398Q
https://jiggie.fun/ph398Q
>https://jiggie.fun/ph398Q
https://jiggie.fun/ph398Q
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>>576352914
shikingu da peruu my politically aware queen..
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>>576352751
Imagine a McQueen but limited to three dirt races.
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>>576353320
I read the first 4 chapters of her character story yesterday. Its gonna be good and finally a good late surger on sprints
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>>576352229
bro your falco autowin?
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>>576352442
Dantsu ;_;
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>>576353539
the 2 sunglasses is killing me
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>>576353539
>late
Anon...
>>
Kinda sad I'm getting dominated by XOguris and Rickeys even though I made pretty decent umas.
Ah well, hopefully the real CM is not as brutal as these lobbies. They usually aren't but it's kinda hard to mess up making XOguri
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>>576352914
>>576353539
Seeking The Pearl, more like See-chin The Manjaw amirite
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>>576353723
anon... just go to sleep already
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>>576353721
2 stam debuffers round 1 to shit on the bad hoguris
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>>576353723
Imagine being this mad over an uma constantly.
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>>576353628
She got A in Late and I can pass on her innate "head-on" skill
>>
Consider
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>>576353827
She's obviously a goddess. I don't know that she needs constant advertisement.
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>>576353794
Nah I don't run debuffers
I train my girls to all have a good chance to win
Making a debuffer is training her to lose which is messed up.
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>>576353596
You got a problem with her sun glasses?
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>>576353913
I just like posting her
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seeking the pearl is so hot she looks like an auntie that lets you fuck her so you can lose your virginity
she also reminds me of the autistic sorceress in goblin slayer
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>>576352580
Wait there's a Half-Life girls' general?? Why in the world have I been wasting my time here, when I could have been communing with other female fans of Half-Life
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Thoughts?
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>>576353578
y-you can make her dreams come true
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>>576354006
What is wrong with your brain?
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Whenever a pal card shows up during summer, she should be wearing a swimsuit.
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fuck off intern im not interested in seeking the pearl propaganda
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>>576354165
I post Pearl for myself and no one else. You know as well as I do maybe three people at most are rolling for her and two of them are for parent purposes.
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>>576354047
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>>576354240
I wish all 3 of you good luck on her banner
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i'd rather get spooked by air shakur than seeking the hag
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>>576353827
>>576354000
Brown...is BAD
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>no /umajp/ thread
Did we finally merge?
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>>576354047
No thoughts
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>>576354093
I want to hug her
I will definitely roll for her
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>>576354271
thanks!
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>>576354308
If brown really were bad.... how come she's so cute???
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>>576354335
failed wit check award
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wow haru you've really grown over these last few years...
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>>576354047
My cute daughter
>>576354252
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>>576354006
She'd definitely start trying to seduce her nephew with a bottle of wine sloshing around in her belly.
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>>576354271
thanks bro
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>>576354047
I'd use a "raincoat" with Urara
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>>576354006
>>576354517
Okay you sold me
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Ulala
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>>576354770
Digitan...
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>>576354770
My face in Ulala's supple thighs.
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forcing myself through a run with slacker because I really want the bourbon card at MLB
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>>576351652
Probably doppelganger since they'd have to make an agreement with the horse owners to add the horse
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Angel uma
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>>576354770
Digitan's mosquito bite tits in my mouth.
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>>576354770
I thought Digitan was a part of the Dirt gang...
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>>576352671
She doesn't say that, she says they'd probably find him kinda annoying. But then she also says she went to the aquarium and stared at the fish and they reminded her of him
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>>576355019
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>>576355132
>trainer isn't sharing in the meantime
What a fucking greedy bastard
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sexo
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>>576354770
Digital is still hotter
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>>576354271
I make my own luck for my oshi, but appreciated.
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>>576355224
Machan looks cutest wearing her fake glasses
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>>576354383
>>576354620
>>576355323
They are all here...
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so what's going to happen when cygays can't make newmas because good horses only appear every few years, and great horses can take a decade or more?
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Justify this.
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We fucked
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>>576334961
Fm/maru sadly my uma pulls are on hold need cards except for my beloved laurel.
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>>576355473
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>>576355473
Uma allstars with legendary non JRA horses like Secretariat, POTOOOOOOO, Kincsacs or Sundayman
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>>576355473
release...Deep Impact
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whoever designed karin kakudate should draw kriss s i just want to see something
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>>576355524
no you didn't she's not real
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>>576355473
They open an academy in Umerica
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>>576355473
Spam alts
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>5 cards in a row were done before 25
Thank God
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I have retarded question, this is my first CM
Is literally everyone gonna use meta characters or there is people who dont know wtf they are doing?
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AIEEEEEEEEEEE TAZUNA LIGHT HELLO KIRYUIN TASUKETEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>576355019
>>576355132
I need healing
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>>576334807
It was actually season 1 part 2.
>>576334961
Aston Machan is my only roll plan, then I will be saving until Grand Masters.
>>576335008
Not realising TT is about getting the cheapest gold skills possible.
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>>576355757
Former
A lot of the casuals already left
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>>576355757
You'll see few oshifags during round 1.
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>>576355808
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>>576355663
Nothing is real
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>>576355757
medium dirt is a very awkward combination because new people have fuck all for this combination except Pasa whose ult doesnt even do anything on medium
Only slightly new people will have regular Oguri as a competitive pick
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does fan bonus affect independent fan gains?
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>>576355757
first two days you're going to run into a lot of shitters
day 3 and 4 will have you raped, if you're a complete shitter that can't scrounge a single win you're going to make a seethe post before nuking your carats rolling for seeking the pearl and uninstalling
If you have a working brain and can throw a late surger Oguri Cap that was made in Unity you can make it to B finals, A if you get lucky or are a filthy tryhard.
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>>576355757
just don't feel too bad if you get bodied, there aren't that many uma who can run dirt let alone dirt medium
the CM after is going to be mile kino, that will be more fun
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>>576336713
FM will be powercrept by ramonu.
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>>576353993
no problems, it's hilarious
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>>576355473
We finally get to train Happy Meek and Tazuna
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>>576355891
>except Pasa whose ult doesnt even do anything on medium
WUT?!?!
I used pasa as parent for her ult bwoo wtf
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I got my first A-rank horsie, it was Bakushin, I like her but I'm left just feeling "eh". she has a lot of sparks, I don't know if they're that good but it's certainly the most on any horse I've made so far.
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>>576355876
Everything is real.
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>>576355667
>first day as a new trainer
>get shot
>still forced to attend penis inspection day
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>>576355891
new people can use their selector on oguri though
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>>576355876
Luna those are my cigarettes.
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>>576356078
or they can be like me, pick maruzensky instead and only months later notice the lack of dirt runners
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>>576355860
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>>576356038
They have an ear inspection day for the umas to make sure none of them are trans.
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>>576356146
but maru can run dirt too
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M for MILE
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>>576356223
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>>576355817
>>576355847
>>576355891
>>576355925
>>576355949
But do i get some rewards if i win on the first day though?
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>>576356280
you get carats for each win every day, so make sure to play all your games, day 1 and 2 should be fine
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>>576356280
yes you get some carats, though not a lot.
Real prize is qualifying for finals
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>>576356223
>Dirt: D
really?
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Nice thread globaltards
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>>576340096
Special priority is a fucking misleading stat. It increases the chances of occuring in the right training by percentage. With 0 prio, its 2/11 for any training and 1/11 of fucking off. 100 prio of Kitasan increases the chance by 100% making 4/13 for speed, aka 30,7%, 2/13 for the other 4 and 1/13 for fucking off. With Tachyon's 80 prio, it's 3.6/12.6 aka 28,6%. The reason 2-3 speed cards are used because it gives more chances to get atleast one speed card on speed.
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>>576356387
she's a beast she can run anything, she's like oguri cap but sexy
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>>576356269
She's dressed like a slut
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Howdy, queers!
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>>576356387
Up to E you can get to A aptitude without praying for inheritance rng to get you there. So 10 dirt sparks means Maru has Dirt A
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wait... are the three goddesses the defacto religious symbol in the uma musume universe or does god exist alongside them?
does the virgin uma exist in their world?
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>>576356393
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>>576356430
But Ogurin is also sexy...
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>>576356393
leave if you're not going to post cock or face
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Eventually im just gonna start calling the GL tokens by just the first syllable as it is on the screen
Oh i need more Vi, i need to spend more of my Co and Vo
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>>576356461
Tanlines...
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>>576356519
that's what i've been doing since day 1
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> 0% spd uma
> doesn't even hit the training cap with 4 at facility 5
This sucks ass
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>>576356519
Oh wait, they actual mean something? Kek
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>>576356507
Spe cute
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>>576356507
/jp/ all have small dicks
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>>576356280
You can get about a pull per day's worth of currency, and the finals vary between 7 to 26 pulls.
If you want a comparison, not being a brown person from the third world and playing the video game while working gets you like $70 or about 50 pulls.
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>kitasan
>tachyon
>maru
>2 wit
>light hello
How the fuck am I supposed to change this up to make a deck for Falco? She's 20% speed bonus so she doesn't need 3 speed cards, but taking any of them out critically deprives her of something important. Kitasan for midrace power, Tachyon for SP, Maru for hints (including GW) and power and Top Runner.
At the same time, even with 18* stamina sparks I probably want to fit in either Suzuka or Bourbon to get Trackblazer as a gold recovery without having to give up Come What May. Creek would work too, I guess, but then we run into the problem of taking any of these cards out feeling like ass...
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>>576356557
>4 speed cards
brickey......
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>>576356631
borrow wit teio, you no longer need kitablack
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>>576356476
haha my step dad did this to me once haha
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>>576356557
>4speed
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Machitan eroi
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>>576356471
Wait for Grand Masters career scenario for more details!
They are not a religious symbol, but are 3 legendary umas that were the stepping stone for the racing sports of this world
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>>576356631
>Maru for hints (including GW)
You could use parents with white hints and pray for random bwo
Also Seyun Sky wit gives same hints
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>>576356557
>4 speed
Brickey...
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>>576356764
Holy crap when did Tannhauser get so sexy
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>>576356854
always has been
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>>576356461
omg it's Taiki Shuttle <3 Giddyup!
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>>576356854
She locked in for once
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>>576356854
She didn't snag her trainer during her tracen days so she decided to sex it up
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Don't let the fatass bake
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>>576356854
dumber the girl=hotter they are
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>>576357032
>5 speed
gwo
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>>576356969
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>>576357032
wait a minute...
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>>576356969
She's so dumb but I would forgive her and then have regret-sex and marriage with her
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>>576356557
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Machitan nutrients went here
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>>576357124
>i simply live with the pain
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>>576357037
>>576357119
but she isn't dumb though, just ordinary
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her name is mambo actually
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>>576357263
>>576357263
>>576357263
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Machitan OP pls
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>>576356631
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>>576357295
sorry nonny
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>>576357176
Mambo`s mambos



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