# Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245# News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>[JULY 2026] development "paused due to legal matters". However, Burial is confirmed to be the next episode. Nemlei to sponsor a "Coffin-likes game jam."https://steamcommunity.com/games/2378900/announcements/detail/702146248223754712# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>575920598
Chubby sisters best sisters
Wren thread
>not "son"ruined
>>576355119Wren general!Wreneral!
>>576355246suicide
>>576355053It should say "Son" from Ashley and "Nephew?" from Andrew. It's treating Andrew and Ashley like one-off secondary characters.
Julgay is over.
>>576355053[Terrible News]My old computer bricked and I lost all the previous clouds[Excellent News]My new computer is very powerful and is completely futureproofed[Suboptimal News]This cloud is all messed up(forced transparent background), this has happened a few times before and it's an issue on their end[Good News]I had some noodles and they were very nice!
>>576355053>The nock of the Wren arrow is shared like an "e">It looks like it says Wren e >aka RennyFucking cinemAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>576355621Every arrow is curled. You are seeing what you want to see, not what was likely intended.
>>576355314This needs to be voiced by the most vocal fry emo boy possible
thinkin about julia and her more underrated attributes
>>576355595You DID install CoffinOS, right?
>>576355924Has this artist drawn other characters with the same level of detail?
>>576356107/calg/ characters? I don't think so
>>576355595>burial female uiniverseGuys, I think this is turning into a femcel game...
>>576356092>open my Nemcat terminal>type 'git status'>command is delayed for 1000 years due to legal AIDS>can't do my homework>fail classes>have to work at wren-ees for the rest of my life
>>576355595>>576356204ashley cute
>>576355595>sisters fatHell yeah
Does Ashley prefer coke or pepsi?
>>576356685Toxisoda (kidney failure by age 30)
>>576356204>Coffin game bestTrue!
>>576356204andrew has really been taking a backseat lately, his name used to be only slight smaller than ashley's>>576356685she's a shasta cola kinda girl
Holy fuck it annoys me so much when people talk about "The Westermack Effect" like its a real thing. Just read some retard say they dont think its true cats and dogs will breed their siblings because the Westermack Effect would prevent that, fucking hell it pisses me off so much.
>>576356954Yeah Andrew really does take it in the back
>>576356954>>576357196Didn't Nemlei add some text in an update about Andrew getting fucked in the ass in prison
>>576357903no
>>576357903>I don't know which is worse...Withering in this coffin of a house, or getting railed in prison!
>>576357238This is goals in so many ways
>>576356204>>576355595>hussy attractiveVery so!
>>576358378Ashley when Andrew
I'm not a furry, but...
>>576359132>>576353672HOLY SHIT are you the guy from the last thread who wanted to draw a sexy fat nemcat?
>>576359186I was already planning on it.
>>576359132I will save the white race by fucking this cat.
>>576355452All parents are secondary characters at best.
>>576359516You should DIE.
>>576359647In the end it has to be this way
>>576359760
>>576359760The siblings dying to their own offspring?
>>576355672The other squiggles aren't next to the names though. And they look different too.
>>576358117And he would know
>>576360815kek
>>576359132Reminds me of Gumball's mom
>>576360045>The other ssquiggles aren't next to the names though.Because they avoided scribbling them over the characters themselves in a cramped space if you pay any attention at all. His name being low and purposely not overtop of Ashley, necessitates overlapping Ashley though.>And they look different tooIQ measured in the single digits. Hastily draw arrows going in different directions with a loop for flare thrown in them and see how they turn out. At best going from left-to-right like that would probably activate muscle memory, especially if you know cursive, which even further explains the disparity in appearance.tl;dr - Happenstantial at best. And you are TASTELESS for calling a fucking squiggle CINEMA.
>>576361730Everything an artist does has intent and an effect. The artist chose to put a squiggle readably beside only one name, and chose to make it e-shaped. It is cinema, fuck you nigger.
>>576361860Take your copium and draw the squiggly arrow, vantablack goblin of no taste.
>>576361730Mom has a squiggle that looks like an a. This stands for Ashley. Dad has a squiggle that looks like a g because he forces Wren to use Gentoo. This is all canon btw
>>576362413>Ashley's name is Ashley>This is canon btwWoah
Why didn't Andrew protect her smile? This was the last time she had life in her eyes.
>>576362712He can't protect her from the wall
>>576362712cf.
>>576362413Install Wrentoo.
>>576363052You are not funny, creative, or interesting.
wrennuinely inwrendible thwrend so far.
>>576363357Nemmies wouldn't say this
>>576363657Wren lives wrent-free in my head. Wrental.
Need some Wrentai of Wren being molested by Julia
>>576363052In a way, Andrew did compile Wren from source.
>>576359132Sex with Nemlei
>>576356191>/calg/ charactersWe have officially usurped the game. Next step: world domination.
>>576362413>>576363052Andrew is being a good dad giving his son a Raspberry Pi.
Game Jam status?
>>576359132I am one now.
How easy would it be to recreate this game in RPG Maker 2003?
Can't wait for the Coffin source port
>>576359507How the fuck will that work anonymous?
>>576361514God I wanna fuck Gumball's mom...
>>576355595>Julia getting bigYes... YES
>>576342085Are we now officially horny for another Nemlei sister?Not that I'm not all for it, Tal makes a great Teenshley substitute and is cute as fuck.
>>576356685I've heard that girls prefer Diet Coke while guys prefer Coke Zero
>>576355105Squishy sisters are comfier to hug
>>576370962No homo but sex with boys
...we're not getting an update until December, aren't we?
>>576371339>implying we're getting an update in 2026Nemlei went to get milk, anon. Get used to it
>they changed the 202X in the Early Access section to 203X
Ashley takes it up the ass
>>576371036Wahey
>>576371714Maid Thiu works way too well. As much as I'd love to start posting with you about Thiu realizing how good he looks in a girl's uniform and the aftermath of that, I have to go to my shitty faggot retard job I fucking HATENEVER get a job. Getting a job kills the Thiu in your soul
>>576371643
>>576363052
>>576371689But she's not the only one
Hypothetical scenario: in the event of an officially sponsored Game Jam, does that get it's own thread or are we just going to use these ones?
>>576375656I don't see any issue with talking about Coffinlikes here as we have done before. But I don't think there'll be a game jam nor that it's a good idea until the real game is finished anyway.
>>576375910> until the real game is finished anyway
>>576377543I was just typing up a post bitching about this>game is a basic VN made in RPGMaker>brunt of the work is in writing and drawing, not coding>entire studio helping make the game for years>pauses monthly blogposts since this means that the majority of the work being done on the game will contain spoilers>some faggot scriptkiddie makes a mod pirating the game or something, can't actually say because...>STOP ALL DEVELOPMENT!!! LAWYER UP!!! FILE A LAWSUIT NOW!!!!!>HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE MONEY??? WORKING ON THE GAME????? NO I NEED TO HIRE LAWYERS AND TRUDGE THROUGH THE COURT SYSTEM FOR POTENTIALLY YEARS BECAUSE OTHERWISE I'M FUCKING RUINED!!!!!!Does Nemlei think of her fans as paypiggies? I can understand wanting to protect spoilers, but complete radio silence *and then* putting development on hiatus entirely is a slap in the face. What is she thinking? This is a $12 RPGMaker game, what fucking lawsuit is necessary?
>>576377726You need to free yourself from expectations of the game releasing. I am being 100% serious here. Stop treating /calg/ as the mines where one eternally toils until the games release sets us free, and start treating it as a place to have fun conversations about the game. Waiting will destroy you. The game could be finished tomorrow, it could be finished in 10 years. We won’t know until it’s over. All you can do is enjoy the present moment you are in.
>>576377726>>entire studio helping make the game for yearsWithout going into doxing territory, it's quite literally only 2 people. Nemlei and hubby. Hubby doesn't have any creative input (drawing and writing) at least according to Nemlei.
What if Nemlei is dealing with someone we're not even fully aware of? People are quick to point to figures like Furball, or that one faggot who ports her games to PSP. But what if it's someone who doesn't really have an online presence? Maybe some sort of copyright troll?
Look at how fucking CLOSE her sprite is to Andrew
>>576374981I don't understand faggots. Andrew has nothing inherently flamboyant about him and someone out there still degrades him like this.It has to be forced programming or a downstream of it.
>>576382141There’s nothing degrading about being cute
>>576382891NTA but yes there is. This may come as a surprise to a homosexual, but dressing in an effeminate or androgynous manner and making animal noises is an inherently degrading act.
>>576384060>inherently How so?
>>576384167By behaving in an effeminate manner and dehumanizing yourself for the sexual gratification of mentally-ill men?
>>576384373>dehumanizingYou keep including these assumptions that make it hard to have a conversation. How is being cute dehumanizing? Alternatively, how is cuteness dehumanizing?
>>576384693Pretending to not understand things as an argumentative tactic is gauche.
>>576384765Sounds like you can’t actually explain yourself and so you’re defaulting to a roundabout bait accusation.
>>576384978What is there to explain? A man dressing as a woman is inherently humiliating. Everyone has an inborn understanding of this save for the 2% of the population laboring under severe mental illness until they suffer a lifestyle injury. I'm not going to go down the rabbit hole of quibbling definitions.
>>576377726The reasons for why this is happening have been discussed to death, and the chorus of posts like yours can only respond with "nuh uh that's not true la la la I can't hear you fuck Nemlei release the game now she took the money and ran!" If you're not trolling, which I have a hard time believing since you (and/or people who post alarmingly similar to you) are persistent about being aggressively ignorant regarding this issue, then you need to get a fucking life. Actually touch grass, do something with your life other than just stewing on the internet letting the fact that you bought a game for the price of an extremely cheap lunch and its developer hasn't delivered on the timeline (You) want turn you into a quivering mass of molten jelly and make it your mission in life to constantly bother its fans with how fucking MAD you are about things which none of us have control over.I actually don't care, I voted delay. I can wait. Let this fact upset you to no end.
>>576385157> What is there to explain? Why it’s humiliating. You keep alluding to how obvious it is, but you cannot tender a single explanation beyond “it just is!” Seems more like you assume your innate beliefs are universal and struggle to understand when it’s not the case
>>576385379A man dressing up as a woman for the sexual gratification of other men is a degrading act because homosexuality is incorrect. If he's a homosexual, he has broadcast this to the world and thus lowered his standing as a human being. If he is not a homosexual, he is signaling that he is more than happy to receive sexual attention from them and that he is likely supplementing a perceived deficiency in female sexual attention to compensate, which will inevitably result in him becoming a homosexual anyway. Failing as a man is degrading, making this failure public is an abject humiliation. You will proceed to argue this down to the minutiae, but I'm leaving it at this.
>>576385658> for the sexual gratification of other menWhat if it’s for the sexual gratification of a woman? Or if he does it for nobody to know but himself?
>>576385987>2025
>>576386229sex with sisters is a long term project
>>576368487I prefer girls drinking Coke Zero.
>>576377726>Does Nemlei think of her fans as paypiggies?No, which is why we don't pay for content updates. Which is one of Kit9's biggest mistakes.
>>576386340I (a man) drink Diet Coke. So I get it
>>576382141>Andrew has nothing inherently flamboyant about himHe's a pretentious /lit/fag who writes gay shit poetry
>>576386702He’s also mean to Ashley. But you must understand, tryhards don’t actually play the game.
>>576386340
Andrew has canonically tasted semen
>>576386493It was a good move. An RPGM game continuously charging its customers is too similar to amateur adult games that milk their supporters through Pateron, only to slow down progress and eventually die out. By only charging a single price upfront and not seeking further payment, that negative perception is avoided entirely.
>>576387738>that negative perceptionPorn games on Patreon were the absolute furthest thing from anyone's mind when they purchased Coffin, not least because it isn't a porn game; that negative perception was never on the table.
>>576388248Not true. I played Coffin because I thought it was an eroge due to what I had heard about it
>>576388248Regardless of whether or not it's true, isn't Coffin generally seen as just an incest smut game?
>>576388402>Look at screenshots>Zero sexual content>Read description>Zero sexual content>Read tags>Zero sexual content>AWOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'MA BUY THIS TO JACK OFFI am certain your experience is just you, bro.
>>576388836People who buy porn games on Patreon aren't buying Coffin. And normal people don't even know about porn games on Patreon milking their customers.
>>576389035How many of those do you think there were in May 2023? I saw a bunch of porn for this game on /h/, so I downloaded it. Simple as.
>>576389575>go on porn board>see pornWowzers. Well after visiting /h/ myself, I'm going to be disappointed if Final Fantasy VII Revelation doesn't have a scene where you titfuck Tifa.
>>576390068Real. Why are you so heated? Lots of people think Coffin is a smut game or even a full eroge. After all, most of what the fans talk about is the incest
>>576390259>most of what the fans talk about is the incestIf somebody only engages with the medium in the most shallow, one-dimensional way, I have a hard time calling them a fan. Coffin has a lot going for it; the incest is central to it, but it's not the only thing present.
>>576390259Well, unlike those people, you (and the hypothetical people who would click on the Steam store page and be potentially turned off by paying for Episodes due to bad experiences with Patreon porn games) actually visited the web page and therefore saw the screenshots and read the description. Once the customer reaches that point, the association with Patreon porn milking should cease to exist.
>>576382891>>576386702Think you're just a fag anon
>>576389575>How many of those do you think there were in May 2023?The itch page had screenshots, a description, and tags btw.
>>576390403Why are you selling to me? I know that. But read the thread, most of what people talk about is “sex. With sisters” that’s just the facts>>576390848>>576390992You’re not grasping the word “perception”. It was perceived to be an eroge, it was free, so I downloaded it. Why would I stop and go through the tags and screenshots first?
>>576391365>Why would I stop and go through the tags and screenshots first?Do you just download every porn game you can? Like, isn't there any QA before it goes on your hard drive?
>>576391605If it’s free, I hear good things about it, and I don’t think it’s malware, yeah. Why wouldn’t I? Worst case scenario I just uninstall it
>>576391365>read the thread, most of what people talk about is “sex. With sisters” that’s just the factsAnon, pretty much everyone here has been here for a while, and has discussed basically every aspect of the game in excruciating detail from all existing content to the potential ramifications of future content as well as how the devlog previews fit into the bigger picture. The incest discussion remains because people generally like sex, and generally don't enjoy eating other human beings or beating women, at least in the first world. Saying that the state of the thread at the nadir of its discussion points is representative of it in an absolute sense is extremely uncharitable, and a gross mischaracterization of the fanbase here. Given that you're also arguing you thought it was an eroge at first and downloaded it blindly tells me that you actually are just kind of an idiot.
>>576391781>I hear good things about itNo one is praising Coffin as a high quality eroge, bro.
>>576391878>Saying that the state of the thread at the nadir of its discussion points is representative of it in an absolute sense is extremely uncharitableGood thing too, because I didn’t say that. Most of what people talk about with this game is the incest. That is a fact. I have been ITT since it was in the single digits, I know what I’ve seen. Yes, the game has more. But any casual observer would reasonably think this is some form of smut >>576391916>high qualityYou guys just love making up words.
>>576392247You're clearly stupid.
>>576392328As Nemlei once said:Cry about it
>>576392247>You guys just love making up wordsYou're the one who said you heard good things about this porn game and downloaded it accordingly.
>>576392572I said I heard good things about it. Not that it was “praised as a high quality eroge”The good things that I heard was that it was a wincest game
>>576392442Why would I cry about it? Why would I be upset in any meaningful sense of the word that an overwhelmingly stupid person expressing a distasteful opinion? You somehow managed to hear about the game, heard "good things" about it, and presumed it to be a porn game when literally nobody praising the game has at any point described it as pornographic in any sense of the word, and downloaded it so swiftly and blindly that at no point did any red flag come up saying that actually this isn't a pornographic game. Whatever opinions you have to offer are rendered completely worthless by the fact that you are literally too stupid to take seriously. That's like getting upset because my buddy's toddler called me poopoohead.
>>576392794>Why would I cry about it? Why would I be upset Lmao, you tell me. You’re the one typing up a paragraph of name calling without actually making a caseNot my fault you were wrong
>>576392720You downloaded it because you wanted to jack off, without being put off by the clesrly unerotic art style, without any indication it was good masturbatory material, and without even investigating whether it was porn in the first place? How much of a fucking porn addict are you?
>>576393197>How much of a fucking porn addict are you?Brotherman, I downloaded a porn game. That should have made the rest of this obvious
>>576393197He clearly fried his brain masturbating. He's even doing the thing every stupid person does in this thread by pretending he's executing some masterclass in trolling
>>576393320Dude, when I read hentai I look at the fucking tags first, because there's maybe things I don't want to see and there's maybe things I do want to see. I don't just jump in blind dick in hand only to get jumpscared by the revelation that the sweaty sibling sex I've been stroking to was merely between step-siblings.
>>576393352>by pretending he's executing some masterclass in trollingHoly shit meds. Not every post you dislike is an attempt to troll you. You clearly got heated about this for some reason and you were wrong. How do you want me to reply to a post where you just call me names? Seriously??
>>576393670You’re taking me in circles here. I already told you that’d I’d heard it was a up and down sibling incest eroge. And it was free. I’m not doing independent research after that because worse case scenario is that I just waste 5 minutes if it turns out to be gross
>>576393670It has to be bait, because I agree with you 100% that literally no human being just jumps into porn dick in hand without knowing at least SOMETHING about what they're getting into.
>>576394372You ever just sit in your truck and think about sister pussy?
>>576394485I do not drive a truck, because I'm not mexican or a Dallas homosexual.
>>576394372Thumbnail looks like the image of Andrew and Six Seven kissing
>>576394485>>576394686I always found it amusing that Americans consider a sedan with a pool in the back a truck. There's undoubtedly an American cultural anxiety about having the biggest things, therefore the car comfortably parked in their garage is considered the same category of vehicle as Optimus Prime.
>>576395253The giant fuck-off tonka truck is actually a result of retarded fuel efficiency regulations that make it impossible to own the practically-sized trucks of yore unless you buy one off of aforementioned mexican who has ran that thing into the ground, and whose repair will inevitably require the services of a plumber rather than a car mechanic. There's actually a lot of utility for a pickup truck outside of urban areas.
>>576371689Truly made for ANAL correction
>>576355053Fuck, seeing her as a single mother fills me with lust.
She said “Do you love me?”I tell her “Only partly”I only love my bed and my sisterI’m sorry
>>576355053Bit of a shame they didn't have a huge incest clan, but that would probably ruin the romance of the story and become more like texas chainsaw massacre.
>texas chainsaw massacre, except it's actually cute and hecking valid and they totally don't look like creepy hillbillies
>>576397342Do you ever get tired of being mad?
>>576397342bro what
>>576397342Imagine your perception of this game being this warped and wrong. I suspect this is probably a drive-by anon waiting for a new bake on one his shit threads.
>>576397171Exactly. They should move to an abandoned trailer park in Alabama and change their name to Sawyer, then start their clan of incestuous cannibals!
>>576397734I can picture it now>On the catalogue, hitting refresh and growing increasingly frustrated when the page doesn't instantly refresh>"it said 45 seconds ago! Refresh for fuck's sake!">It's a need, a primal urge. He *must* get the first post, the anal vore fanart he meticulously cultivated for this obscure gachashit needs to be the first post>Then he sees it, the Coffin of Andy and Leyley. It's not gacha, and this upsets him. Time for a bit of epic trolling.
>>576398000What the fuck are you on about anon? Get some help.I didn't expect a post like that would cause the entire thread to go into a melty.
>>576398295You are upset. You should calm down.
>>576398295Everyone here HATES you
>>576398641It's true, I hate him, all my homies hate him too.
My sister has been trying to dress me up for years and I just found someone selling a men's maid dress for $10. Should I make her happy?
>>576398813do not
>>576397740It would definitely give their family name a lot more aura, as the kids would say.
>>576398953I would totally eat it, for my Ashley's sake. I fucking love this crazy bitch
>>576398813Ask her first. She might not like the design. If she says yes, go for it
Sex. With Nemlei.
>>576355595>yes looks real gay Nemlei Awe, I see comments from Nemlei’s husband on her new fujo game has slipped through.
>>576398813Women like this are like dogs chasing cars. They won't like it if they actually catch it.
>>576400073>implying you know fujos
>>576400073>Woman says she wants thing>It's the opposite of what she actually wants
Coffinunely what should I get for lunch?McDonald's, Pizza, or Fast Food Mexican?
>>576400350Are you fat?
>>576400350Flour and beans
>>576400397I'm big boned.
>>576400610Boneless skinless chicken breast and spinach, then.
>>576400350Oatmeal and lentils.
>>576400350Pizza. Always pizza
>>576378181Based truther.
Guys guys guysJulia!!!!!!
>>576401898Why does the mere mention of Julia make certain people seethe?
>>576402208Evil hates goodness
I love my fleshlight Julia
>>576402208The Righteous answer the call when the devil shows it's face. kill julia, behead julia, roundhouse kick julia into the curb
>>576402746Getting Julia addicted to cocaine
Kick Jewlia in the ovaries
Early morning kisses with Julia where she softly giggles
>>576404149Early morning raping Julia where she softly cries.
Decapitate hussies.
Pouring microhussies into the water supply
Replacing Julia with Julian!
>Julia&Andrew>Julia&Thiu>Julia&Ashley>Julia&Wren>Julia&ReneeHow the FUCK do we stop her?
What would an E-rated version of TCOAAL look like.
>>576406426The game take's place in a magical forest and instead of a surgeon we have a witch. Instead of killing and eating people the protagonists turn them into animals and eat their houses instead.
Renee did NOTHING wrong!
So excited for Julian August :3https://x.com/ilovevanilla9/status/2084697259871215911
>>576408451>Julian AugustThe perfect follow up to Julia’s month
Might be the oldest pantshley picture ever made
>>576408451Very Roman. I like it.
https://x.com/Cress_4747/status/2084704502163399100
Ashley should’ve had sex with Doucebag just to make Andrew regret being mean to her
>>576413928my two favorite sisters.
>>576410523I desperately want to RAPE Ashley Graves!
>>576414438We love tits
Ashley game, Ashley Thread, Ashley Board, Ashley website, Ashley State, Ashley Country, Ashley Continent, Ashley Planet, Ashley Solar System, Ashley Galaxy, Ashley Universe, Ashley fabic of reality itself. If you go down to the atomic level the Universe is comprised exclusively of miniature Ashleys. The neurons in Andrew's brain consist of nothing but Ashleys that send blood flow(blood cel Ashleys) directly to his little Andy at the mere sight of Ashley's mighty sister cleave.
>>576417821It's all Ashley, down to the fundamental particleys.
What would adult Nina be like?
>>576419493a foid
>>576419493She ded bro, we'll never know and speculation is basically pointless because there is far too many variables that can result in literally any outcome for her personality and even more so her relationships with other people are even more unpredictable short of Julia always being her friend.
>>576419557No...
You will never have this
>>576424006>ryan_gosling_moisturizing_face.gif
>>576424004look at those milkersholy shit
someone post the clickbait version
>>576425498>the clickbait version
>>576425674Enough
>>576424536I'll moisturize your face
It's revealed that Julia's family is rich, or at least, upper-middle class.How does this change things?
>>576426442Impossibly, she gets even cuter
destroy hussyfuckers
>>576426442Even worse
>>576429164Consider the following:If I fuck enough hussies, there won't be any left for Andrew!
Which will get more attention, Chapter 6 of Deltarune or Chapter 3 of TCOAAL?
>>576430334>implying we'll get either
>>576430334>will the thing with mainstream popularity or the niche icky incest game get more attentionWhat a stupid question.
>>576430602Nigga, the next Episode will be a pre-order bonus for Half-Life 3. We will take the world by storm.
???'s plan, ???'s plan
>>576430334When find a genie lamp my first wish will be to inflict severe testicular torsion on anybody who brings deltatroon up unprompted.
>>576433947This post is ass
I NEED Ashley Graves!
>>576438989Nobody is saying this
>>576438989I'm saying this
Being an entity sounds boring as hell. What do they do, munch on souls all day? ??? doesn't even have a TV. And who cares about being powerful? I'd rather be happy.It's like these billionaires that spend all their time focusing on making more and more money, going as far as to bribe politicians to change the laws and make everyone else's lives worse just so they can make more money. What's the point?
Where are girls like Ashley Graves in real life?
>>576440786Their brother's bedroom
>>576440768Service to Satan in both cases.
>>576438989A lot of people are saying this.
>>576440768>Being an entity sounds boring as hell.How about being a demon?
I love her
>>576443178I am indifferent to her
>>576443178Tucker was right. You CAN pick up chicks in a tank.
>>576440837I need to go to her bedroom. She is such a cutie and I want to lick her cunt
>>576444879I understood that reference. It brought a smile to my face and took me back, thanks
Man, it's really just all day every day nonstop.
>>576448297Sisters all day every day!
I want to fuck Ashley Graves so hard in the cunt!
I can't wait for Kirk9 to wrelease the next Wrenisode of the Coffin of Wren and Julia
down syndrome
>>576452882A wise man once said, "niggas just be posting shit."
>>576452882wrental illness
>>576450670She is a great character
I don't like "cunt", it's such a demeaning word.
>>576455262Sometimes you gotta say it
>>576455262Is it any surprise that somebody who worships the third world would wish to demean himself by using it in order to become more like them?
Katugo, wake me when you need me.
>>576438989
>>576455772at least post the funnier version.
>>576460350I enjoy playing surivalcraftslop with my sister because it almost always "regresses" to traditional gender roles.
Snuggling. With sisters.
>>576462675true.
>>576464871sisters are extremely cute and huggable
>>576460350>sisNOOOOOOOOOO
How would one subtly get it out there that they're down with keeping it in the family and willing to party? How do I let my sister know that I'm up for fooling around, no pressure, but if the hand or toys aren't doing it, I can give her what she wants?
>>576430718>NiggaYoU cALLed?
>>576468701How much of a hussy is your sister on a scale of 1 to 10?
>>576468804*om nom nom* CRUNCH CRONCH CRUNCH *om nom nom*
>>576468701Is she older than you and is she a skank?
>>576455772Did this really warrant two separate edits lol
>>576468701If you won't marry her you shouldn't fornicate even with your sister. I think especially not with your sister.
>>576470824Yeah, "my last boyfriend was my brother" is a lot of baggage to give somebody if nothing else.
>>576471603It deserves being stoned to death
>>576468804>embraces out of nowhere>"For 400 years, that word has kept us down..."
>>576468701If you are both down, then it is inevitable.
Are we getting autosaged holy shit
Wow we actually are, what'd you retards do?
>>576475875>>576475961/vg/ catalog just isn't updating.
It's called, just bump the thread if it gets pushed back further in the catalog.
>>576477093I am confused
>>576479681>anon doesn't get the reference
Kissing the Julia voodoo doll
>>576481824Won't save you from the STDs
>>576482304No worry, Julia stopped talking to Ashley after she started working at that seedy place. So there's no way Julia caught anything
>>576479681go watch Chappelle's Show you uncultured zoomer
>>576481824Catapulting the Julia voodoo doll
>>576482805Catapulting it where?
Chopping down the stupid ass retarded bitch who says trees are made of wood.
>>576483003To the Moon
>>576484548I'm all in
>>576484548BRB putting my life’s savings into this
>>576448297
>>576468701Why not just tell her straight that you're really pent up and could use some help, then offer to help her too if she feels the need?
>>576487143That Andrew is literally me
TCOAAL, but after every dark moment with Andrew and Ashley, it cuts to Julia doing something wholesome.
>>576487785Whenever Julia is on screen, everyone should be nice to her. And whenever Julia isn’t on screen, everyone should be saying nice things about her.
>>576397171There's always burial but if we're being honest neither of them seems to have any desire to have children.
Julia needs to be quieter, sweeter, and have access to a time machine
>>576487785This but make Julia autistic as fuck
>>576417821>The neurons in Andrew's brain consist of nothing but Ashleys that send blood flow(blood cel Ashleys)We need one of those big art collages of an Andrew bust, made entire of Ashley busts.
>>576489726Does anyone still have the image of Ashley exclaiming "What the hell?" after finding Andrew's Windows 95 PC where the wallpaper is just a collage of Ashley pictures?
>>576491325Which is a crazy reaction, because most couples keep a picture of their significant other as a phone wallpaper.
>>576417821>>576491325I believe this was the wallpaper
>>576491325Thanks for remebering. I made this while I was drunk and bored lol
It floors me how many people still don't understand what the difference between Andrew and Andy is
>>576492335It's cinema...thank you for your cervix.
>>576468701Past the disinhibitions of adolescence, I think the only adults who have any shot at initiating consensual incest with their (also adult) siblings are those who already enjoy a very close and intimate relationship with them. If your sister is someone you just see from time to time and don't exchange much words with beyond brief pleasantries or regularly engage in shared activities, the odds of success are going to be abysmal. If that describes you, either give up or commence a likely years-long effort to first fix that, and do so without expecting sexual or romantic returns on your investment.If it doesn't, it's still a very delicate problem requiring utmost care and thought, but at least there's some chance it might work + unlikely to permanently damage your relationship if the attempt fails. My only advice would be to identify every aspect of a boyfriend's role that overlaps with that of a brother and try to make it so your sister comes to see you as a dependable source of fulfillment and reliance in all of them. There's no point at which I'd say "now you can shoot your shot" since only you have enough familiarity and knowledge of your sibling to make that judgment, but if there's a way to maximize your chances, it's probably by first usurping the position of a romantic partner to the extent that being a brother allows you to while maintaining plausible deniability.
>>576492841Also make sure to work out 5-6x a week so you can be lean. You're not going to be the object of your sister's fantasies if you're a skinnyfat chud.
>>576493250Brothers of /calg/, time to hit the gym.
sistermaxxing
>>576495576At what point does one stop doing this?
>>576496373When you kiss your sister
>>576489359Julia chewing on my arm to stim
Julia’s soul possesses and innocence akin to that of a baby deer
>>576499734>*an innocence>*fawn
>>576500059*shoves you in a locker*How’s that?
>>576500542
>>576500954Ashley, no!!!
>>576501961Ashley would never hurt Nemkitty
Sisters love cats because they have a sense of kinship with their feline friends
>>576503509kek. It'd be really fun to get Ashley drunk
When the parents moved to a new neighborhood, do you think Renee invented a sob story about how their beloved children were tragically taken from them?
>>576505567>beloved children were tragically taken from themWhat children?
>>576505567Renny didn’t even have photos of them out. She has no children
>calls himself Wren>posts Julia x Renee and Julian art near-exclusivelyhttps://x.com/ilovevanilla9/status/2085023351366361490
Does anyone have the image of Ashley saying she doesn't give a fuck about what cunts on twitter are doing?
>>576509831No
>>576424006I promise you will. Just go out and marry a femcel. I beg you.
>>576509720Julia wouldn't top
>>576510121>Just go out and marry a femcelThis is not a real thing
>>576509720>random faggot>this post is from a user you blocked.
>>576510121I'm pretty sure the girl across the street from me is one of those. I'll break into her bedroom this weekend.
>>576510121>>576510920Holy fuck, the Goyim need to be exterminated.
Fucking shitty ass retarded job giving me the busiest day I’ve ever had so I can’t post here. I fucking hate this I want to quit so fucking bad
>>576514804look at those big yoai hands on andrew
Trust the plan.
>>576514804>>576517778He towers over Ashley and will absolutely demolish her womb!
Wahashley
>>576526330Goes in the jar
>>576526395We do not jar the tinyleys
>>576494663>just treat your sister nice bro, she will love you then>just hit the gym and grow your hair out or something>huh? delphmaxxing? what is that like a video game?
Whenever I hear other "people" talk about games, it's always so surface level, and even if you recommend a really good game like Devil May Cry, they don't get it, or take away the entirely wrong message because they assume the newer games are the best by default. The Coffin of Andy and Leyley is the only game that even feels like a real game right now, and it actively challenges its player base to understand its messages and themes, and it does it without directly insulting other games when it very well could. It might be taking awhile to get the whole thing, but when Coffin is at its best, it is THE best, so I don't mind the extra wait, especially since it routes all the would-be non-fans and flavor of the month posers who see nothing more than a flash of a paycheck when they should see so much more. That is to say, I think Coffin is a great game, and embodies everything that makes games truly great.
>>576509831I only have this one, you'll have to make do
The naked version of this is finally open to delphic- I mean, public view.https://files.catbox.moe/mxwaqw.jpg
>>576509831here you go, homie
>>576528238how are they balancing those beverages on a concave piece of carpet
>>576528238Amazing wok, anon! Ashley is such a delicious garbage person
>>576528238Erotic
Burial ends on a cliffhanger with Julia telling Mr. Mason the truth about Nina.
Burial ends with Jewlia's dismembered corpse being thrown into shark and piranha infested waters.
Burial ends with Ashley learning to let go of her hatred towards Julia
>>576532640One, I'm not the artist. Two, don't reply to me faggot.
>>576533090>that faceAww she fell down the stairs again the poor sister
I'm standin' at the top of where you niggas are climbin' to reach
>>576539673A halo fits Ashley so well
>>576413928Belle definitely plays this game
>>576544896I really like the subtle detail of her eyebrows being the same silver shade as her brother's hair, showing that she shares the same natural hair color as him and just dyes it.
>>576544896Why the fuck is her hairclip a giant "N?"
>>576546595Unfortunately her hair has always been blue>>576549845That's still one of the biggest mysteries of the game, and it's IN
>>576550279>and it's INNo it isn't.
>>576549845It signals her type of men
>>576550574Mental illness
>>576550683N for Nii-chanWhat are you talking about?
>>576493250>make sure to work out 5-6x a weekSickly skinny white boys are in vogue now. Sorry Chad, but in the real world the twink gets the girl.
>>576551023Just because you see "women" on twitter fawning over Andrew doesn't mean what you described is in vogue, he gets bonus points for being very tall and is physically abusive, the two main traits foids look for in a man.
>>576551441I'm not basing this off Andrew yumejoshis at all. The fact is that if you start bodybuilding, 99% of the people checking you out are going to be other men.
>>576552268You don't "bodybuild," you just pick heavy objects up and put them back down when you get tired. That's a stale meme perpetuated by women and muscle princesses, you're not going to look like a bodybuilder unless you go out of your way to do bodybuilder shit. For reference, women should also pick heavy objects and put them back down, it's just good for physical health in general.
>>576550279>revertedThat's not a memory flashback, is it? I wouldn't read too much into that if it isn't. Given that she and Wise are related, it'd be weird if they made her brows share his hair color if it wasn't her natural hair too. Because that would imply that the ZZZ universe includes genes that influence hair and brow color entirely separate from each other.
>>576552450Twinks are still trendy thoughbeit.
>>576550358INcest
>>576553360I just started playing ZZZ today. Belle and Wise are Delphic af. They oddly kind of remind me of Andrew and Ashley, if they were more grounded that is.
>>576553360>>576554116Don't they sleep in the same bed too?
If Coffin took place in the 1800's during the American Civil War and Andrew got drafted, would Ashley cross dress and enlist so she could be with Andrew? This actually happened. Sometimes women would dress up like men and enlist so they could be with their husbands or for other reasons.
https://x.com/p_okate/status/2083217341853364525
>>576556768Even as a tomboy Ashley is too girly to pass as a lad
>>576556768No binders in the world could hide that sister's sisters.
They should hire Julia to babysit Wren. Maybe the kid will grow up normal.
>>576558024being normal is dumb
>>576558024Wren is now 18 and Julia is still breastfeeding him
>>576555571
>>576559387The translator must have had the best day at work typing that lmfao
>>576559246Wait, who knocked up Julia?
>>576561308Wren
>>576556860Ashley acting like that gives me the biggest hard ons. I love when she is crude like that!
>>576511304one of the first ashley images I saved has a similar pose
>>576566680that's a cute 'shley
This is a cute 'shley as well.
>>576544896Ironically, in a game full of insane proportions and jello like jiggle physics, I think Belle is the most attractive character. Something about how she acts, and her cute little gestures.
>>576569453It's a longstanding problem with South Korea, and to a lesser extent China, where they put in tons of tits and ass but just absolutely fucking suck at character design, which results in something that is both pornographic and completely devoid of eroticism.
My sister will sometimes randomly give me a scalp massage because she knows it turns me into jelly instantly.
>>576572617sex
>>576559387Gosh I know right? Took the words right out of my mouth. I hate when I cuddle my sister for one (1) second and she immediately yells "FUCK ME!" with full enthusiasm afterwards and I just have to gently tell her that normalfags would call me a weirdo so I can't do it un4chanateleyley.
>>576559387People in the ZZZ community will look you dead in the eye and tell you Belle and Wise don't have an incestous undertone to their relationship...
>>576578247They've not yet suffered the fate of our outbred inkies. All shall eventually succumb to the incest machine, it's inevitable.
>>576579221I think things got a little mixed up in the next few past where this image has "YOU ARE HERE".>new identities are yet to be seen>Ashley's pregnancy is explicitly stated in a canon route (SNS) though presumed aborted>1 child may or may not exist via devblog preview, speculatively via a demon vision because of the content in said preview but it could also be a jokey rush-to-bad-end mini route like Bitch in a Box... so it's best to err on the side of caution and wait to see actual context>Incest decay has been canon for a long while now
Ashley's expression during the couch incident with ???.
>>576579696It was made in early 2024, when everybody thought Burial was gonna be the next episode
>>576580556She broke his legs. I'm telling you, she secretly has super human strength. How the fuck else can she sever limbs with one swing?
How is Ashley such a damn cutie pie?
>NEMI found this piece of cardboard in an alleyway. Imminent devlog confirmed?
>>576583987>noona is Korean for older sisterNEMLEI'S NEXT GAME WILL BE ABOUT BIG SISTERSONEEFAGS WE FUCKING WON
>>576355053I fucking love Momley
>>576561308Me
>>576566680Holy feet
https://x.com/i/status/2085251076106666338
>Wren passes by an old, abandoned warehouse on his walk home from school>He finds a young girl there, all by herself>Curious, he approaches, "What are you doing here?">"Umm, I don't know. Waiting, I guess.">"Waiting for what?">"I-I don't know! Someone told me to just stay here for a while.">"...I think someone is playing tricks on you...">"Maybe...">"...?">"...Or maybe, she wanted me to wait for you!">"Me? I don't even know who you are.">"Hmmmm. But you came here anyway, so I'm not going to wait around anymore. Let's play a game!">"Is it a waiting game?">"No! Kind of. Do you like hide and seek?">"I'm not very good at it.">"Heehee, me neither! Come on, I'll hide first.">"Sure..." Wren turns around and covers his eyes as the girl prances off.>"One, two, three, four, five...">...>"...fifty-nine, sixty. Ready or not, here I come!">Wren turns around, certain he'll catch her quickly. After all, the building is practically empty and the lines of sight are huge. >"She's obviously hiding behind this metal sheet" he thought, but she wasn't.>"Did she crawl under this shelf?" he wondered. She didn't.>"What about inside this box?" Nothing.>He ran circles inside this warehouse.>He searched, and searched, and searched, but never found her.
>>576584729Ashley wouldn't start acting like Renee, right?
An upside to using your sister's panties to fap with is that it catches all the cum, so there's no mess
>>576586724>"I give up! Come on, where are you hiding?">No response.>"This girl...'Me neither' she reckons...">Wren sighs. But his exhaustion is interrupted by a glance at the sky, as he notices dusk approaching.>"Uhh, hey, I've really gotta go home now! I'll play with you some other time, okay?">He heard nothing from the girl.>Wren came home late to a tepid scolding from his parents, and resolved to best that strange girl.>...>"Hey, you're back!" the girl waves as she sits atop a crate.>Wren had returned to the warehouse, though he expected a more smug welcoming than the cheery affect she'd just given.">Wren climbs up on the crate to sit next to her. "Where on Earth did you hide? I couldn't find you no matter what!">She laughs, "If I tell you, it won't be a good hiding spot anymore!">"Whatever. So is this just where you hang out?">She shrugs, " I dunno. It's not a very interesting place.">"Then why do you keep coming back here?">"I-I dunno! I mean, why did you come back here?">Wren scoffs, mildly amused, "I guess I wanted to play with you again.">She smiles, "Well I guess I wanted to play with you too!">"Didn't you say you were waiting for someone?">"Yeah, well, I don't think I want to play with them anymore.">"I wouldn't either, if they still haven't shown up a day later.">"Umm, it's actually been more than a day...">Wren stares, unamused.>"Wh-what???">"I really think you're being had.">The girl stares at the ground, frowning, "...maybe...">Oh crap, lighten the mood, will ya?>Wren clears his throat, "Hey, I'll play with you though. Let's get out of this dump and go somewhere else!">The girl's composure is raised "Thanks, but I think I'm taking a liking to this place.">"Seriously?">"Yeah! Let's hang out here from now on!">Wren's made a new friend. Only he just remembered that he doesn't even know her name.>"Uh, I don't think I've introduced myself yet. I'm Wren. What's your name?">"Hi Wren! My name is ____"
>>576587707The same goes for sisters themselves
Wren should've been the younger brother to an older sister, so we could've gotten a brief glimpse of what an inverted gender dynamic would look like
>>576588962Wren would've been molested so fucking hard if he had a big sister
>>576589090Wren would've been a popular manhussy bringing home all sorts of hussies, much to the chagrin of his NEET older sister
>>576586724>>576588194
>>576589198I fucking love oneetchans. The ultimate male conquest is making a princess out of your hot older sister.
>>576590465This oneechan is pathetic and deserves nothing
>>576590465>sauce in the filenamemy nigga
>>576590786UNLIMITED cock in this oneechan.
>>576587657No, she'll be very protective and very much a part of Wren's life. A correction from her own upbrining.
>>576590786All onee are entitled to their otouto
Limited cock in sisters
Moderate sister love
Limit one brock for sistussy and vise versa.
The state must nationalize brock and redistribute it to sisters
Status on Julia?
>>576594490>guys named brock
Will it be kino?
>>576596396He's gonna be a busy man
>>576599318Anons, what would you if you looked like this?
>>576600010Buy girls clothes and jerk off while wearing them, obviously
>>576600010>>576600340Congratulations!
Need this but with Thiu (and /bhg/)
I love their relationship
She is so amazing, single momshley in particular. Such a brave and empowered woman
>>576604359Watasi...
What is the quality of Ashley's cunt?
>>576605875>cuntObviously bongland innit
>kit9husband! Anon keep making terrible postings about trailer parks and trash. Nemlei big mad, need snu snu now or delayings game two more month perkele.
>>576606000Nah, made for living in a trailer park in Alabama. The Graves are white trash and I love them like that. See >>576556860
>>576606161Holy...
I wish I could become one with Ashley Graves and never let go
>>576606161oh my god
>>576606161AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA!BOINGO WOINGO!ZOO WEE MAMA!
>>576606161
>>576607850correct me if im wrong, but im fairly sure the bottom text bubble is from a doujin where a brother gets raped by, then proceeds to impregnate, his sister
>>576607968Sometimes sisters need to take matters into their own hands since brothers are too protective of their imoutie patooties.
>>576607968 (me)>>576608291i was close, but it's not from that onei'll post the sauce anyway just in case anyone's curious105946
>Oh, hello Wren! It’s so nice of you to help me clean up after class
>>576610861Gross
>>576610861Cute
Wren develops a crush on his teacher, who turns out to be Julia.
>>576612084How does Ashley react when she learns Wren is dating Julia?
Wren will date Julia's daughter
>>576612390Ashley finds out that most of the boys in the class have a crush on Julia.
>>576612734Makes sense. Unlike trashley, Julia is an actually kind and loving soul.
>>576612456Their face when they catch you drinking milk straight from the jug.
>dates your brother and then your sonWhat the FUCK is her problem?
>>576613190She’s so beautiful… and her boobs are SO big
>>576613507I do this.
Kick Kikelia's decapitated head down a flight of stairs.
>>576610861based
>>576598147Nemlei robbed us.
>>576598147Why why why why why why why didn't Nemlei give Wren an older sister?
>>576617683Specifically to upset fags like you
>>576617683I'm genuinely worried that the thematic power vacuum left by a nonexistent sibling will be filled with Ashley sexually abusing her son. Don't do it, Nemlei.
Nemlei really fumbled an opportunity to torpedo the quality of the game's writing and absolutely ruin the whole fucking thing to appeal to people who engage with the game in the most shallow possible level because it makes their pee pee hard.
>>576618219Giving Wren an older sister would not torpedo the quality of the game's writing nor ruin the whole fuckign thing.
>>576618126Delusional.
>>576618219Dumb post. Giving Andrew and Ashley two or more kids can absolutely be mishandled --- including in ways that are indulgent to /calg/'s preferences --- but by itself it doesn't do anything to torpedo quality.
>>576618219Anon please, I cannot comprehend more than one negation in a sentence
>>576619180Every side character exists as a vehicle to expand upon the siblings in some capacity, adding depth to each of the characters by showing how they interact with other people and the rest of the world. Julia exists to expand on Andrew as a character, mainly by demonstrating that Ashley isn't the only awful person in that dynamic. Renee exists to provide a more humanizing element to the siblings by painting their childhood and early adulthood in tragedy, so that way they don't come across as cartoonishly evil for literally no reason and therefore unrelatable. Douglas exists to rationalize Renee and contextualize her actions as those of an extremely flawed person rather than a plot device wicked witch, as well as again to provide a bit of depth to the siblings background.Wren is a bit of a mystery because the information we have is pretty scant, but there's no reason to think that he wouldn't serve the same purpose. Giving him a sibling would mean he/she would have to be plot relevant as well, otherwise the addition would be pointless. I trust in Nemlei's ability to handle it with something resembling grace and tact rather than turning it into the kind of shit our resident shitposters are jerking off about, but there's probably a reason why she didn't add an additional child and that's because it wasn't relevant to the story she wanted to tell.Also, if you want to do an em dash you can use Alt+0151
>>576618219>Wren having an older sister would torpedo the gameHave you lost your marbles?
>>576619625Strange how I actually didn't say anything about that in my post. Maybe you're the one who has lost his marbles.
>>576619620>Every side character exists as a vehicle to expand upon the siblings in some capacityI always forget that some of you guys are straight up dumb
>>576619814It's you, you're dumb. That's not a refutation.
>>576619879You’ve never written anything if you think side characters exist to serve the main characters rather than existing as characters in their own right
>>576620001Of course they're characters in their own right, otherwise the term "side character" would be stupid. They necessarily have less depth than the main characters.
>>576619796Vaguepost KING
>>576620160It's not vague at all, you've simply attributed a degree of directed malice which does not exist. Would you like your marbles back now?
>>576620110> Of course they're characters in their own rightRight, that contradicts the idea that they “exist as a vehicle to expand upon the siblings in some capacity”. The characters exist to act as real people in a real world, not to all serve as vehicles for the main character
>>576620652You're twisting yourself into a pretzel to refute the first sentence of my post rather than the premise. That doesn't contradict the idea at all, the characters have depths, motivations, and because they're SIDE characters they have significantly less depth than the main characters. The side characters have to be human to serve their purpose in the story, otherwise it doesn't make sense and they all become background noise like Douchebag or Fucking Idiot, but ultimately because of that lessened depth their primary role in the story (class, do we know what a "role" is?) is ultimately to expand upon the main characters. Think of it like this: if they had *zero* relevance to the main characters in any way, shape, or form, would they add anything to the story? If Julia were some chick and the story just inexplicably and briefly cuts to a side bit about some rando and her emotionally abusive boyfriend and then summarily dropped would its inclusion make the story better or worse?
Wren having a sister would 100% further expand on Andrew and Ashley as characters, even while fulfilling fantasies of /calg/. Cause now their children’s relationship can be used as a foil or exploration of their own sibling relationship.The most obvious one is where they think (wrongly or otherwise) that their kids are in an incest relationship.Andrew freaks out cause of his desire to be a normie and not have his own kids be freaks and have compounding genetic issues.Ashley is supportive cause she wants to be validated by people being a degenerate like her (what actual faggots do all the time) and make the argument that their kids should be allowed to commit incest like they did out of fairness.And that’s only the /calg/ bait idea. There are tons of ways to explore these potential characters outside of incest.
https://old.reddit.com/r/Box_of_Nina/comments/1v9squg/i_drew_nina_bread_sorry_its_so_terrible_%D0%BD%D0%B0%D1%80%D0%B8%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%B0%D0%BB/
>>576621689>Nemlei could totally make it work>Proceeds to post the absolute worst-case scenario that would straight-up ruin the fucking story
>>576621171You’re backpedaling. Nobody is arguing that the side characters have less depth. But you said they existed as vehicles to expand upon the main characters, and now you’re pivoting to “of COURSE they impact the main characters in some way!” (a claim which is not in dispute, btw). It’s a subtle difference, but you obviously know it’s an important one because of the pains you’re taking to obfuscate. TLDR: you’re wrong lol
>>576621846Why would inter-generational incest ruin the story?
>marbles>contradicts>malice>refutation>pretzel>premise>pivoting>claim>dispute>obfuscate
>>576622029>You’re backpedalingThis is why you have no right to call people stupid. It's not backpedaling at all, you've already established u big smart and I big dumb and everything else is you just slamming shit into the mold to make it work. You're a fucking idiot, you offered zero meaningful refutation to my post, and in the most annoying midwit reddit manner decide to pick a statement, interpret it in the least charitable way possible, and then argue it to the death instead of engaging with the actual premise of the post.
>>576619620My keyboard doesn't have a numpad. More importantly, I prefer it this way now because it avoids AI writing accusations from idiots.>Giving him a sibling would mean he/she would have to be plot relevant as well, otherwise the addition would be pointlessIn Episode 3, we got to see Doug's parents in a decently lengthy flashback. They could have been ignored or dead, but Nemlei decided to show them off to us, unique portraits and all. Did their inclusion grant Doug some vague level of excess plot relevance that threatened A&A's spotlight? If not, why would a 2nd child have that effect on Wren?
>>576622202Lmao I offered refutation to your opening assumption. And it was clearly meaningful because it put you in damage control.Also interpreted it literally. I was perfectly charitable, you’re just wrong
>>576622591Excellent work, the karma you farm from this victory will be immense.
>>576622202>>576622569>>576622591>>576622662Have you finished tugging each other off? Good. Now kiss and make up.
>>576622662You are so fucking mad right now. Go ahead and move onto accusing me of trolling when you’re the one name calling and posting Reddit memes
>>576622569Anon you can’t cite the game to tryhard posters. They haven’t actually played it
>>576622569I think you're missing a bet. Expanding on the side characters is necessary to add depth to the story, otherwise you get something like the dime-a-dozen dogshit isekaislop where everyone but (or possibly including) the main character can be boiled down to one or two personality traits. I already tacitly admitted that Nemlei *could* make it work; maybe it's possible that Nemlei never even considered the possibility of a second child, but that's a silly assumption and I'd rather assume she considered it and chose not to, and that there was a reason she chose not to. In the most longwinded way possible you could boil my argument down to, "Okay, but she didn't" in response to every case of "but she could have."
>>576623083Classic. "You didn't play the game." You're right, only people who post fanart and ask what would happen if Ashley and Andrew were in the civil war actually played the game; attempting to engage with the themes of the game in any meaningful capacity is the behavior of somebody who didn't and will not play the game, and who actually only jerks off to its porn. You should call it trolling or say something about samefagging too, just to really drive it home.
What the FUCK are you niggers blabbering about?
>>576623313I look like this and say all of this
>>576550574Nii-chan's?
>>576623961I'm with you. I lost the plot after the third post.
>>576623961It's what happens when two lawyers LOVE each other very much...
>>576578139>un4chanateleyley.>UN 4chan ate leyleyWhat does that even mean?
>>576624425UNc
>>576624236Julia being dumb is so cute
>>576621724Next bake
>>576623083This post right here shows why this thread is garbage most of the time. They might be faggots but at least they're arguing about the game instead of making inane shitposts to keep the thread on life support.
>>576624914Honestly, I'm down for it.
>>576625095> instead of making inane shitposts to keep the thread on life support.You’re on /vg/
>>576625181I'm painfully aware and reminded constantly
>>576625260K wen u leavin?
>>576625616Why would I?
>>576625676You made it seem like you hated it here
>>576625780This general has been way worse, but back in the day you could chalk it up to one or two SEVERELY insane niggas shitting up the thread instead of smug faggots accusing everything they disagree with as trolling or from somebody who didn't play the game, which is really just calling them a troll. I mean fer fuck's sake, that subhuman knob said "tryhard posters didn't pay the game," that's such an insane statement.
>>576626213Yeah I feel bad for replying to it.
Teacher Julia finds out Wren's parents are Andrew and Ashley and is faced with a moral dilemma: Call Child Protective Services and face the wrath of the Grave Siblings, or let a child stay in a hostile environment.
>Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley
>>576626920Andrew internal thought steam revealed.
>>576626432Who says it's a hostile environment? Andrew and Ashley are great parents, maybe even the BEST parents. Also they're not siblings, they just happen to look very similar to each other. Julia needs to take her meds.
>>576355053
>>576626920Andy, why are you repeating my name over and over while standing in the corner of the room staring at the wall and jerking off?
>>576621724>Box_of_Nina
Just nutted gallons to Ashley ntr
>>576629951This guy played the game.
>>576629951Yeah yeah, we all have
What happens when teacher Julia has a girl in her class named Nina?
>>576632479Yuri
>>576632541Many are saying this
It’s been a while since anon expressed the sentiment that he wants Ashley to kick Andrew in the balls
>>576606161inb4
>>576624914We are renaming ourselves to /bong/ from the next bake onwards as per the true intent of this general, which is discussing The Box of Nina.
>>576637534Ravioli ravioli don't do that... oli
>>576637534You got a cheek on ya, mate
>>576632541>>576632876
>>576640087>implying Epstein didn't have aura
>>576640162
>>576640374Sorry dawg I'm #TeamEsptein #KillAllGoyim
Someone's a bit upset.
Xhe/xir is very upset people wont indulge in their garbage tastes
Oy vey...
>>576641312Can a nigga just love some organs?
Hey Jeffery, >>>/u/
Man, I want to know what route this is.
>>576627584I aspire to be nearly as based as him
>>576642637Please do not wrap your thighs around the carotid artery thanks.
>>576642702Don't be a pussy
>>576642561Has to be decay. [chaos and mayhem], after all.
>>576642734There's really no not being a pussy about it, you'll just pass out.
Man, I want to know what route this is!
Man, I don't want to know what route this is...
Man, I want to know what route this is...
>>576643193I do!
I want to know what route this is
Man, I have no clue what route this is...
>>576642561It's this one.
Can you faggots not do this?
Man, I secretly want to know what route this is.the word cloud for this thread is gonna be so fucked lol
>>576643831Sorry dude, someone got butthurt about yuri so now it's an imagedump I guess
>>576643884It's off-topic discussion, so...
>>576644023but screaming about latinx and jeffrey epstein isn't.
>>576644023nta but i don't think you know what the phrase 'off-topic discussion' means
https://x.com/ranhuo425962/status/2085047147070632079
>>576644027They look odd in all white.
Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.
>>576645679true
>>576613190Made a small adjustment
>>576644027>>576647008The perfect bride
>>576413928
>>576642787I love a bitch that will just give me brain damage
>>576648272You already are, so it's a bit redundant.
>>576618219What exactly were you claiming would torpedo the quality of the game's writing and ruin the whole thing if you weren't not-replying to someone talking about Wren having an older sister? And if you were indeed not-replying to such postings, surely you understand that we know next to fucking nothing about Wren and therefore cannot adjuducate on what would it wouldn't fit his character arc.>>576620228>you've simply attributed a degree of directed malice which does not exisLol, I can tell you're the same dipshit who writes essays about how Anons who are fond of their older sisters are lesser men, and how you went to media literacy school and learnt there is zero narrative purpose for a male character having an older sister because it doesn't meet some arbitrary criteria (ie it doesn't reflect your own sibling arrangement). Your pretentious bullshit has revealed a new form of the sibling breakfast question: can you accept sibling age dynamics that differ from your own, without throwing a hissyfit over the term "sibling age dynamics" and without recreating the very fetishism you write apocalyptics about?
>>576648462nobody's reading allat
Nemlei will make a surprise announcement soon. Source cited: pic related
I will not make a surprise announcement ever
Jammed indefinitely.
>>576648462You're legit insane. I don't have anything against older sisters at all, in fact I don't think the age is that important unless it's a huge gap. You're out here frothing at the mouth over a post, you clearly need a break from the internet.
>>576653384This thread is dominated by the bottom quintile that wants it to be nothing but fanart and fetish discussion. But only their fetishes, other fetishes are bad and off-topic.
It's almost fat bitch friday
>>576654130Every day is fat bitch friday, you just have to want it bad enough.
>>576654212Wiser words have never been said
Andrew, Ashley, Julia, Nina, Friend A, and Friend B go see the new Spider-Man movie.
>>576654305>Wiser words have never been saidNot true, look up what old Benjamin Franklin said about fat bitches.
>>576654354>Friend ABro thinks he on the teamWho invited bro?
>>576654379Not going to look anything up but Ol' Benny F was a dawg so I'll take your word for ti
>>576654379I hope the Anon named Franklin is still here, and recognises that Franklin is a sick cunt name.
>>576655043Franklin does NOT go hard as a name, I'm sorry
>>576656873Don't mind if I do
>>576657239I hate artists (including nemmies) drawing cutting scars as giant glaring tiger stripes. I guess it's to prevent it from looking like arm hair, but it's just kind of gross looking. Also cutting scars are gross anyway.
>>576657737Nemlei should retcon away Julia's scars
>>576658379That's a bad take considering you're ostensibly a massive Juliafag. The cutting scars demonstrate growth, the same way breaking up with Andrew and the goodbye letter do.
>>576658379Agreed, should turn them into facial scars Ashley gave her with a knife!
>>576658731Yeah but it would be better if she was never unhappy>>576658741Sorry, the only facial scars are the ones Andrew gave Ashley
>>576658867>Yeah but it would be better if she was never unhappyHave you considered that if her life were nothing but sunshine and lollipops she'd possibly end up being kind of a shit bitch? Suffering doesn't make a person better, but it's an invitation to be a better person.
>>576659049>she'd possibly end up being kind of a shit bitchNo, I believe in her. She's an inherently nice girl
>>576658867*were never unhappy
>>576661159One day I'll care, honest
>>576661159Grammar is important.
But loving Julia is importanter
Frutiger Aero Coffin is inevitable.
>>576664374Wren has stolen everyone's heart
>>576664026>>576664258
>>576664782>gachafaggots>calling people scammersThat's like getting fingerwagged for drinking a beer by an alcoholic.
>>576664782https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5Cd764BnyQ
>>576664782Go back
WOOOOOOOSHYou will now dream of Julia
>>576665734I do not consent
>>576665772Wren didn't either
>>576665845It's rare for people to consent to being wankfuel for balding homosexuals
>>576665734I'm going to autistically dream of android waifus for at least the next 2 years and you can't stop me.
>>576666136Hey, bud? I've got the based department on line 4, they're asking for you.
Many sisters are pregnant
>>576669290This is excellent news, comrade.
wren needs to be molested by an older sister
>>576368487Coke Zero tastes like shit, I don't know how people can drink that. Diet Coke tastes nothing like Coke but at least it's drinkable unlike Z*ro.Pepsi Zero Calories is by far the best diet soda, anyway, and it's not even close.
>Loved one kicked the bucket? Ritual sacrifice gone horribly right? Left at a loss to do with that decaying meat? Not considering burial? Here at Entity Bros. Crematorium, you bring the cash, we'll make the ash. Our modern ovens will burn that body in less time with less dime, no ???s asked. As a family-owned business, we understand the importance of keeping it in the family; every cremation is different, and to ensure the memory lives on forever, we'll give the recording to you on VHS so you can revisit ol' peepaw's greatest moment whenever you want. Just come on by, knock on the wooden door, and one of our friendly and effluvial staff will get you on the fast track to the chamber where all the magic happens. Did I mention how cheap we are? The money we save with our efficient facilities goes straight to (You), the customer; because here at Entity Bros. we believe in taking the "cost" out of holocaust.
Niggas Unknown>Fuck the mortals comin' straight from the other realm>A young demon got it bad 'cuz I'm round>And not the other lifeform so humans think>they have the authority to boss an entity>fuck that shit 'cuz I ain't the one>for a punk muthafucka with a soul and a gun>to be scryin' on, and sent through realms>we can go eye-to-eye out in the middle of hell>fuckin' with me, royal rotundity>with a little toy car and battery>usin' my charm, lookin' for your future>Thinkin' every demon is a moocher
What would Ashley make with the thawed out chicken breast in my fridge?
Coffeeman, CoffeemanTakes a coffee dump in a coffee canPlay some coffee games in a coffee canGonna shit out a coffee canLook out! Here comes a coffee canLook out! Here comes some-Anal—Coffee.Poopie Juice is his coffee sourceTakes a piss like a coffee horseClimbs a coffee can, then he fallsThis game sucks his coffee ballsOh no! He's–gayWhen he–sucks-balls, he feels so ashamedHe shoots coffee from his-PenisBut now Coffeeman's fuckin....A coffee can-an-an-an-an-an-anCOFFEE.
>>576677847
>>576677839>What would Ashley make with the thawed out chicken breast in my fridge?Cooked chicken breast.
>>576677839>Extra ingredient for human finger cheese!
I do not understand how graphics work on the PS1.
>>576680306Wow, you should kill yourself. HeavyBallsack, aka Mr. Archive.
>>576680569>implying that faggot owns a PS1
>>576673861According to the artist that's Wren's aunt
>>576673861>>576680935I'm just going to think of it as Andrew with long hair. Longhairdrew, if you will.
>literal who's OC what is this, fucking reddit?
>>576681029yes
>>576681029Yes. This be the reddits.
>>576680935GOD FUCKING DAMMIT.Is it still Delphic with a 7 year age gap?
>>576681456What's in the mug...?
>>576681456Posting shit like this is only going to convince people to post more things you don't like.
>>576681539Ack yourself, nigger.
>>576681085uhhh based? this is how julia should've been moving if she really loved andrew
>no, please allow more Off-Topic discussion
>>576681692Were you the guy flipping shit about yuri earlier? I'm sensing a pattern here. Yuri is awesome, by the way.
>>576681768more like yuritarded
>>576681797true, seeing hot women kiss makes me dumb
>>576681858>>576681768Oh hey, more Off-topic disccusion
go back to >>>/u/, faggot
>>576681897hey bud, mind talking about the game? You're being real off-topic right now.
>>576681091>Is it still Delphic with a 7 year age gap?7 years is really pushing it. At that point it's not even older sister territory, that's an actual auntie.
for the record yuri is on topic
>>576681797>>576681963This is not game related discussion, this is meta discussion. Therefore is off topic.
>>576682062so true. Ashley will find out how soft Julia is.
>>576681528Onions Complete Meal - Mint Chocolate
>>576682217Hell yeah. Finally something related to the actual game.
At last we will have sexy Nemcat...I wanted to bake with this, but Anon has drawn some sexy Nemcats of his own. OC always gets preferential treatment for bakes, so I don't know where I'm going with this other than I really wanna fuck that cat.
>>576682217this but Julia and Ashley.
>>576682297hyperborea always needs more soldiers.
>>576682217>>576682257this doesn't actually happen in the game, i would know because i actually played ithardly on topic
>>576682217
>>576637534Wahey
Lore accurate Ashkey skins Julia alive and throws her mutilated corpse into the ocean.
>>576682357>line directly from the game isn't in the game
>>576359132>>576606161Very different art styles, could be AI or edits of existing works.
Lore accurate Ashley lets Julia sit on her face.
>>576682439Ashley is all talk.
>>576682183Gee...have you got any coffee flavor?
>>576682439We need more Julia guro art. It makes my fucking cock so hard.
>>576682459>>576682297
Lore accurate Ashley decpitated Julia and throws her head down an alleyway like a bowling ball
Lore accurate Ashley chops Julia's tits off with a rusty axe
>>576682297
>>576682609>>576682681
Lore accurate Ashley is indifferent to Julia's existing because she's an irrelevant side character, actually....
>>576682459I'm honestly tired of this shit, dude you can just say you don't like my stuff, it's fine.
>>576682767Sōka...
>>576682767yur stuff sux
Alright I'll start baking. We using Ninabread as op?
>>576682767Your stuff rocks and I'll rock my meat to it
>>576682918it's a six eyes x ashley thread next remember?
>>576682918yes
>>576682918Nigga, sexy Nemcat!
>>576683040I forgot about that, did promise a few threads ago. Very well, Ninabread will be OP after.
Wren the new thread comes I will look forward to it, especially the word cloud, in which I hope to see the name Wren.
>>576683331Wren getting molested by BBW Nemcat
>>576683331>>576683372You should probably seek psychiatric help.
>>576683372I searched up "BBW vs twink" once and it just showed me fat men railing skinny dudes in the ass. Woke has gone too far.
>>576683409
>>576682729For reference, AI image "detectors" are retarded.
>>576682767Authentic cat titties
>>576683409You highly over estimate people's intelligence. He's not mentally ill, he's just mentally retarded.
>>576683492I'm sorry artist-san, the truth is that I am retarded. Please forgive me
>>576683543>implying it's one personFull retard.
>>576683439based fags putting fat men in the big ""beautiful"" (as if) women category to clown on disgusting obese fetishists
>>576683615Birds of a feather flock together.
>>576683585That's fine. I've had to deal with accusations elsewhere, as well as other artists having to deal with it as well, so I'll explain briefly "why" it happens. Use a de-noising filter in photoshop? AI. Hell, use any filter that doesn't add gaussian noise? AI. Deblur? AI. Blur? Definitely not AI, don't worry about it bro. Lines too clean? AI. Lines too dirty? AI. Was your previous artwork fed into an LLM legally or otherwise? All of your future artwork is now AI.
>>576684073>>576684073>>576684073I apologize for the slightly early bake. I really need to take a shit so...
It's Fat Cat Friday.>>576684126>>576684126>>576684126>>576684126
nemlei needs to consider having wren transition, it'll be hotter
>>576684171>>576684173This is why we let people who announce a bake, bake.
>>576684171Heresy! Primacy for OC!
Janidrew gonna freak
>>576684270I drew both of the OP images...
>>576684375Oh....
Someone wanted sexy Nemcat, didn't specify which one so I went with the classic one.
I do find it hilarious how I've successfully twarted bake trolls constantly throughout this year though.
>>576683543>mentallyWren <SPACE> tally.
Are you fucking serious? They pruned BOTH threads?
WHAT THE FUCK JANNIES
BOTH THREADS GOT JANNIED FOR THE SEXY NEMCATS
I'll bake.
>>576684305Yikes...
>>576685307>>576685307>>576685307
Hey retarded faggot, if someone says they're baking why get involved at all? Fucking retard.
>>576685267oh thank go actually I thought they had left the troll one>>576685284use this nina >>576621724
>>576685346Please no, we're gonna get jannied again.
Just remembered that furry content outside of /b/ is against the rules
>>576685357>the troll oneNIGGA I ANNOUNCED MY INTENTIONS FIRST!!! (>>576682297)
Nina bread is family friendly!
>>576685439Only furry PORN outside of /b/ is against the rules.>>576685496Just bake something non-retarded quickly before we get archived without an active thread.
>>576685446nigga I meant I thought they had deleted yours and left this one >>576684173
>>576685446Original bread maker here, hence why I went with this one. Figured artists would just post their own renditions of Nemcat in the replies.
>>576685539Fat Cat Friday was mine...
>>576685539>>576685446no wait I think I'm getting mixed up
>>576685587>>576685587>>576685587>>576685587>>576685587GET INNO FURRY PORN EDITION
>double baked againHoly fuck this general actually deserves to die. Fuck this whole-ass thread.
Can you retards stop baking so many threads. You're going to get us banned to /trash/...
>>576685679We quadruple baking this shit nigga.
>>576685679Two furry bakes got jannied. Someone made another one, which is obviously retarded. PLEASE don't get this thread archived without any active threads.
>>576685653fuck you I wanted ninatard thread
We're on Page 10 now...I really hope /calg/ doesn't just fucking die.
>>576686871better make a 5th bake just to be sure
Nemcat lives?
>>576677215I like the little Ice Cube LARP we do with the cult. What should Cultist Cube's rapper name be?
>>576688150Ice Cult?
Last for my wife Noelle! She's so pretty!
wut
EMERGENCY BAKE>>576697851>>576697851>>576697851>>576697851>>576697851>>576697851
Nina website
kys faggot
