# Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245# News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>[JULY 2026] development "paused due to legal matters". However, Burial is confirmed to be the next episode. Nemlei to sponsor a "Coffin-likes game jam."https://steamcommunity.com/games/2378900/announcements/detail/702146248223754712# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>576355053
First for my wife Noelle!
Wow. The thing that people said was going to happen happened.
>>576697851
>>576698137>Haha! You're funny! I'm the #592 bread!
>be janny>delete two threads cause furshit>panic baking ensues>someone bakes another furshit thread>don't delete it, instead delete the non-furshit thread>keep the furshit thread up for 4 hours>delete it
I nearly had a heart attack
Really... again?
Reposting for posterity.
>>576698440Wallahi the Julia word will one day be the largest
Reposting my query from the last, murdered thread:What if Ashley started making jerky out of her victim's bodies and it was really, really good and she had tons of it and she told you to take as much as you wanted? Would you eat Ashley's free human jerky or would your conscious stop you? What if it was ham? Ashley found a way to cure human meat so that it was indistinguishable from pork ham and told you to take a freezer full? Could you resist?
>>576698440>ashley game Ashley game, Ashley Thread, Ashley Board, Ashley website, Ashley State, Ashley Country, Ashley Continent, Ashley Planet, Ashley Solar System, Ashley Galaxy, Ashley Universe, Ashley fabic of reality itself. If you go down to the atomic level the Universe is comprised exclusively of miniature Ashleys. The neurons in Andrew's brain consist of nothing but Ashleys that send blood flow(blood cel Ashleys) directly to his little Andy at the mere sight of Ashley's mighty sister cleave.
They hated me because I told them the truth.
>>576698440>homosexual absolutely
I told you guys >>576686950
>>576698512>What if it was ham?Human meat is supposed to taste like pork, so I guess it'd be nice.
Obeseshley status?
>>576698667/calg/'s fetish licence has been revoked. This is a general where we celebrate wholesome, platonic friendships between human siblings with realistic body proportions.
>>576698942I feel like making a world cloud for the deleted thread would be a Faustian bargain
Sex with Andrew
I'M NUCLEARI'M WILD
Finally, Fat Bitch Friday
/calg/ #592 is a fucking SCP
>>5766995275 different iterations. Insanity
>>576699442
Chudrew and Foidley https://x.com/i/status/2085048184984773049
>>576699527>>576699562Really glad I slept through all of that. What happened? I skimmed the thread, but after seeing the third post calling everything off topic, I gave up
>>576699562we could shit up this thread until the jannies nuke it tooinfinite #592 glitch
>>576699527This truly was the [DATA EXPUNGED] of [DATA EXPUNGED] and [DATA EXPUNGED].
Release the #592 files
>>576699725>I created thread with sexy nem kitty as OP image>some retard uploaded another thread with a different sexy nem kitty op image>original one gets going>jannies nuke both threads>we create new sexy nem kitty op image thread>another retard creates ANOTHER THREAD after>one acks>use second thread for awhile>that one acks and now we're here.
>>576699851Ninabread is family-friendly!
https://arch.b4k.dev/_/search/subject/%2Fcalg%2F%20-%20The%20Coffin%20of%20Andy%20and%20Leyley%20General/
>>576699851>some retardYou're the retard for baking after someone already said they would. With the exact same theme for the OP image no less. Literally nothing about that was necessary
>>576699725it's what >>576698304 said>make 2 new threads simultaneously with lewd nemcat OPs>both get deleted>make 2 new threads again, one lewd nemcat one normal>jannies nuke the normal one because it is a few minutes younger and has fewer posts>hours later, jannies nuke the nemcat one like everyone knew would happen
>>576699851Thanks for the QRDI fucking TOLD you guys to stop doing this. I've been the one who always says to never double bake. I don't care if the OP image is shit. Mass baking is how you get generals banned.So you all deserve this. Maybe now, you'll listen to reason
>>576699851>>576699964You're both retards for baking with furry porn
>>576699964>baking after someone already said they wouldI made the original 592 thread actually, and some retarded nigger decided to make on on their own accord. I used >>576699990 as OP image.
>>576700046>on their own accord>>576682297
>>576700024>furry pornDo you really think this >>576699990 counts as furry porn? Are you mentally fucking retarded?
>>576699994This wasn't remotely an issue of double baking, but retards using furry porn as the OP image. And if we didn't have retards like you exclaiming "IT DOESN'T MATTER!!!!!111", the first non-furshit thread would've been decisively populated and still standing now.
>>576700150Yes, because I want to masturbate to that picutre.
>archive links and backlinking to previous threads to prove a pointOne day you'll all realize that we don't have these kind of schizo meltdowns when everyone is posting nice things about Julia. When we all talk about how much we love Julia, the threads are so happy
I think this should be the next OP image
>>576699994Right? These retards are going to get us banned to /trash/. And they can't read either.
>>576700234TRVKE
>>576700293Everyone is saying this!
>>576700079>>576682918 (me)
>>576700426So you announced your intention to bake 10 minutes after I did.....thank you for proving my point.
>>576699994Bro do you really think double baking is why picrel got nuked 4 hours later? Icarus flew too close to the sun.
>>576700341Praying to Mr. Jesus that one day seriousposters will realize that this isn't that big of a deal and will go back to having fun ITT
>>576700491>picrelThat image is SFW though. It got deleted because some janny say two double bakes with that same image, deleted them, then reflexively deleted that one without looking because of the previous two
>>576700596After 4 damn hours? That's not a janny looking for double bakes, that's a janny clearing out porn. You can say it's SFW all you want but everyone knows it's intended to be erotic, on top of furshit which is effectively banned on most boards (especially in that combination).
Sex with voluptuous blue cats
>>576700717Go look at the OPs for /twg/, /wowg/, and /mjg/, all of which are some combination of more lewd and/or more furshit. The image itself is fine, it's that it was posted after a double bake of the same kind that got it deleted.>That's not a janny looking for double bakes, that's a janny clearing out porn. I never said janny was smart
>>576700889>Go look at the OPs for /twg/, /wowg/, and /mjg/Jannies are biased and enforce the rules inconsistently.
>>576700975Then we agree
>>576700938
Is someone actually dumping images to hit bump limit sooner? Why? I get it for the troll fat thread that time but why does someone have beef with ninabread
We all love Julia!
The absolute last, last, last time we should be playing with fire when baking is if /calg/ is on Page 9 or 10. We should've learnt this from the 3rd anniversary bake: remember when we nearly got bumped off the catalog by people brigading /vg/ because we just absolutely INSISTED on holding out for as long as possible to get a bake as close to March 25th as possible? Remember when the designated baker couldn't even fucking post because the site thought his thread was spam, which lead to two panic bakes minutes away from the archive? It was foolish, and creating another furry thread after seeing two get felled was equally if not more retarded. Learn from your mistakes /calg/, because this has been a tumultuous year for the general.
Stop spamming images retard
>s_cry[BUST].png
seething furry?
>>576701678>>576701805Evil cannot create, only corrupt and destroy
Imagine being brutally MOGGED by the superior girl.
>julia induced meltyYou love to see it!She's going to survive in every route while Ashley keeps getting killed by Andrew btw
>>576701787>Joja Colaalso, are those... pickles?
>>576701981>t. seething hussoidKEEEEEK
>>576702025>KEEEEEKAll my haters look just like me
Don't care a lot for Julia but I'm very fond of Nina actually
I am once again calling for total hussoid death.
>>576702145Neener is the thinking man's best girl
>>576701678>>576701805>>576701913>>576702030>>576702168You actually made these cutscenes good.
/calg/'s first proper green in a while!
Wrenina
>>576702475Nemlei should give Wren an imaginary friend based on the blood memory of Nina. Andrew and Ashley would freak the fuck out
>>576702746The friend
>>576702601This is a Wrenlia genny, sir
>>576702746Wren contacts Nina with an ouija board, falls in love, and sacrifices his parents to Lord Unkown to ressurect Nina
>>576702746>>576702995Sequel game where Wren off-screens his parents as part of his attempts to avenge and resurrect Nina
>Nina died cause she was sick?>No. I killed her.Come on Nemlei, throw us some original ideas.
Once again, we need a deluge of text only posts to balance out the image to post ratio. I recommend we all write nice poems about JuliaJcuteUcuteLcuteIcuteAcute!
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/574010560/#574176769>In my mind, Lord Unknown speaks with very old RP. Like Grand Moff Tarkin or Jacob Rees-Mogg.Since posting this I've actually wanted to give it a shot myself as I think I can pull the accent off. What are some LU lines you guys would want to hear?
>>576703326How about the "Are you having fun, sir?" sequence? With OST playing>Grime Soul.>It seems you have not parted ways with the Tar Soul.>........You are as I remember you.>I do not hold it against you.>I will be honest. I am having a difficult time discerning what to make of this.
>>576703586>>I will be honest. I am having a difficult time discerning what to make of this.Lmao I totally forgot that he said this. What a dork
Threadly reminder the backdoor is the indicated hole for bratty sister correction.
>>576698512>Would you eat Ashley's free human jerky or would your conscious stop you?Definitely, jerky is delicious and who gives a fuck about the source?>What if it was ham?Ham is boring.
>>576697851What the fuck is that?
>>576706140>>576698212
I love how vulgar Ashley Graves acts all the time. Such a perfect woman
>>576706183But why?
>>576706530Why not?
>>576706282I prefer prim and proper girls like Julia
>>576707162Suit yourself. I want a miserable marriage with Ashley Graves where we live in a trailer park and she fights in the streets half naked with other women like her over food stamps!Just the idea of it gave me the hardest boner
>>576707245Based bonerposter
>>576708013Ashley is ASS, ASS I tell you!
>>576707685She is just that great. Where can I find a girl like Ashley Graves in real life?
>>576708713You mean basic bitches?
>>576708013>>576708056>>576708221>>576708863These posts are ASS
I don't know why, but I get this nagging feeling that there's a chance that Wren genuinely might not be Andrew's kid and that we're in for a misdirect. Yes, they do look extremely similar, but also, Andrew is his full-blooded uncle.Andrew and Ashley look alike, and Wren is almost identical to his mom, so of course he's going to bear a resemblance to Andrew. It's pretty clear that Ashley is going to develop some sort of attachment to Six Eyes in Burial.In the teasers, we see him giving her drops of affection and understanding that she's not used to receiving from anyone but Andrew. She's dolling herself up to meet with him, she is clearly a big part to play in the cult due to being able to successfully summon demons, etc. Interestingly, we got a screencap of little Leyley saying, "Unfortunately for everyone, I exist."In the latest progress report, whereas in the December progress report of last year, we got a teaser of Six Eyes comforting Ashely and reassuring her that it's okay to exist, which is clearly deeply affecting her in a way that leaves her utterly baffled. This might even be where her feelings for him kickstart. Also it's pretty clear that Andrew will absolutely not be okay with this if the Makeup video is anything to go off of. I get the feeling he's going to kill Six Eyes.
>>576708713>Where can I find a girl like Ashley Graves in real life?Trailer parks, so the American South
>Coffin ends with Wren sacrificing his parents but Lord Unkown refuses to let Nina's soul free>Coffin 2: The Tomb of Wren and Nina follows Wren as he breaks into hell to take Nina's soul from Lord Unknown's cold dead hands>Also he's 6'8" and jacked
>>576709007I read allat
>>576708713Go to a nearby massage parlor. Nemlei owes us that route!
>>576709236dantes inferno coffin edition
>>576703586>With OST playingIs it fine without an Andrew voice?
>>576710210>Julia slept with everyone in this image What is her problem?
what are the odds we actually get to she Ashley in-game when she's heavy with child? or will it all just be after the birth?
>>576710728Pregnant Leyley drinking alcohol
>>576710808She would do that to, the bitch
>mfw I will never get off a long shift and head to the massage parlor to receive a dispassionate handjob from Ashley in the middle of which she starts crying
when are we getting an update?
Sistering
>>576710485Sure, it should work with just LU.
>>576711769lol I’m pretty sure I wrote that almost verbatim a while ago. Been a while since I thought about Ashley at the handjob factory. Good times
>>576701748Maybe? For reference I'm the guy who drew all three of the OP images that got deleted, I think he was just image dumping because he's upset about *something* based on the behavior in the last thread.
>>576711769>>576712839Best part is that she'd probably find a way to blame Andrew for her bad choices. Truly Nemlei writes peak women moments.
They say sisters are cats but they never provide solid evidence.
>>576713685>provide solid evidence.What I do with my sister is my business.
>>576713457What is meant by this image? Ashley wouldn't give rimjobs.
>>576714060No. I want to stick my tongue in Ashley Graves' chocolate donutAlso how would you know? Ashley is full of vulgarity, a walking obscenity of a woman...and she is great as she is
>>576714060>rimjobsAnon, that’s a donut
I love this broody bitch so much
A little bit of sister sex. Breeding, even.
/calg/ #600 approaches
This bussy approaches
It would appear I'm the subject of some controversy.
>>576722029when are we getting an update?
>>576722261Great question!
>>576722029Nemlarius makes em seethe
Need nemcat to sit on my face and suffocate me
She’s so cute
She makes me so fucking HARD!
>>576709007There's no scenario where Ashley has someone else's kid (consensually) and he doesn't kill everyone involved including himself.
She is such a bad bitch tho!
>>576725121I don't know what's crazier, him writing a massive wall of text for bait, or you taking it.
>>576725121I just want to watch her being a single mom. The idea of Ashley having her hairy cunt pumped and dumped is really hot for some reason
>>576725554You are unironically the worst active poster in this general. You're borderline with the guy who would ERP with himself all day.
>>576714825Gross Ashley. If you didn't want me to eat it you just had to ask. You didn't have to cover it in your disgusting saliva and make it all soggy, you fucking gross bitch!
>>576725716He sucks, but that's like saying a firecracker is almost a nuclear bomb. I'm almost afraid to see the #600 aggie
Ashley and Julia needed each other, Andrew is just an evil person
>>576726790TRVKE
She would make an amazing girlfriend.
>>576726790We've ALL been saying this
>>576726790This is being universally proclaimed
>>576727284One might say it encapsulates the current ethos.
>>576727325Nobody would have had to die if Ashley could’ve just admitted her true feelings
>>576727624No, they definitely still had to die.
>>576727669302 Lady didn't need to die desu.
>>576727934Nope, had to. Literally the only option.
>>576725716How?
>>576728034They could’ve invited her into the polycule
>>576728290What, like an electron?
Does Ashley truly love Wren or doesn't care about him?
>>576719317>are you fucking stupidShe has a name, you know?
She is simply a great woman
>>576728102>How?I can't explain it in a way that would convince you, so giving one with any real detail is a waste of time. I just wanted you to know that I hate your posts; they're revolting, incessant, and provide a brief glimpse into the mind of somebody who the world would likely be made a better place if he were exiled to a deserted island. If I knew you IRL, I suspect I would hate you as a person too. No, I'm not telling you to stop because I have no power over the garbage you post, and I'm not going to make it my life's mission to harass you like some of the insane autists here clearly do, I just felt obligated to let you know that at least one person in this thread thinks you're a subhuman so devoid of class or self-awareness even the trailer park would lynch you.Thanks for reading my ted talk, or not.
>>576728102>how are my constant, word for word repetitive posts about my fetishes bad?
>>576731485Fuck man now I'm going to get accused of samefagging. I swear this isn't me.
>>576731308I can explain it easily and quickly: it's the nihilism fetish. Literally a fetish for misery itself. In a proper society he'd be killed before he rapes and dismembers (in no specific order) someone's teenage daughter.
>>576732047I don't want to turn this into a topic of discussion and ruin the whole thread, I just wanted to post that for a bit of catharsis.
>>576728287If I see that fucking nemcat one more time...
>>576732539
>>576731485>word for word repetitive postsOn /vg/?! It’s more likely than you’d think!
>>576732873He's still allowed to criticize it. "Other people do it" is toddler logic.
>>576733081>He's still allowed to I definitely said the opposite of this. The internet police are on their way to your house right now
>>576733232It's just that I've seen this specific defense a lot. I don't use other generals so I'll take your word for it but we must have a LOT of people who feel the need to leap to the defense of a genre of post that is so far beneath shitposting that the demons are working overtime to push it out of hell.
>>576733519I'll take the schizo accusation. It's the guys making the garbage posts that defend them. Meds marbles etc I know.
>>576733519Dude it’s /vg/ you’re going to see the same posts over and over and over. I’m not defending anything, I’m explaining to you that coming here to complain about that is like going on /a/ and being mad that people post anime. The fundamental nature of /vg/ is that the thread is presupposed to exist. Someone is GOING to make a post to bump the thread and someone is GOING to make a new one. 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, over and over again. Of course the people making the posts are obsessive freaks. Who else would be here?
>>576733715I just hope you realize that assuming all the people who disagree with you are colluding is a mental unwellness of its own
>>576733950I've bumped the thread with cute images before when I drop in and it's on page 8, in fact that's what most people I see here do. Then you get some guy posting about how he wants to rape and enslave Ashley Graves in a trailer park after she's been pumped and dumped by an old man and forced to give handjobs at page 4, repeatedly, for hours on end, usually with no engagement or prompting from other people. You can not rationally compare this to the guy bumping with "Sex. With sisters." accompanied by a cute, maybe somewhat sexual image.
>>576734297I didn't say that. Hallucinations are a sign of schizophrenia, pal.
>>576734304It’s obsession in all its forms>>576734381You said the garbage post defenders are also the ones making them. That’s the same thing. I expect you to vague post rather than admit to any fault. I’m just saying this to remind you that this is what /vg/ is.
>>576731308Huh?
>>576735016She can change her outfit, but she’ll never change that nasty bitch personality
>>576734880>It’s obsession in all its formsSome forms of obsession are positive, and some negative. The fact that you're vaguely attempting to equivocate these things is insane, and I've already broken my promise to stop talking about it after calling that guy a horrendous faggot, so I'm going to chalk it up to an irreconcilable difference of opinion rather than getting sucked into an argument.
>>576734381>>576734880>>576735507>>576735539Is this the room with the Lawyerdrew orgy?
>>576735016This is an objective downgrade to Ashley's silly low-cut top and cargo shorts combo.
>>576735625upgrade*i've always liked julias outfit more
>>576735507>>576735539Are you alone wise?I’m just trying to give you some perspective. But fine, keep writing more angry paragraphs towards internet strangers on an anonymous message board. I’m sure that’ll change people’s behavior
>>576735608I generally stopped making serious posts with any effort because trying to talk to anybody here about anything in any detail is a waste of time. I'm not bitter about it, that's just my opinion.>>576735780Julia's outfit is Julia, Ashley's outfit is Ashley. They can't be swapped, it doesn't work. Physically and spiritually impossible. How dare you.
>>576735780Based shoulderfag
>>576735856I am alone wise. I didn't write any paragraphs, his posts are garbage, yours are even worse.
>>576697851In one timeline she's domming Andrew and in another she's a loaf of bread...
>>576736234I didn't read that as a samefag accusation. I hope it isn't, anyway.
>>576736234>I am alone wiseWould be “I alone am wise”. Your Luther bro!>>576736464It’s not. I’m just not parsing out who’s who on 4chan. I assume you’re the other guy so my point stands. The fact that he assumed it was an accusation shows he’s in an “us vs them” mindset which is absolutely as mentally unwell as any other obsessive who posts here.
>>576735856>>576735961>>576736234>>576736464>>576736721>prolonging the metadrama
>>576736940The good timeline
>>576736940Derp ponyshley
>>576736894Yeah, fair enough. I’ve said my peace. I just wanted to save these men, even if it would destroy meAlso, kusogaki Wren!!!
>>576737009Yuri is the only thing that can preserve the dignity of the thread and rescue it from the negative feedback loop it's trapped in. Everyone is saying this.
Would you attend a gourmet gala with them as chefs?
>>576737268Hear hear
>>576737287>Ashley>cooking>positive experiencePick two.
>>576737478Those Ashleys are looking a tad hefty.
>>576737268>>576737478First it was fatposting, then it was Julia love, now this. I swear there are some things were I feel like /calg/ goes from hating it to loving it overnight. Not that I’m complaining, the opposite. I love it.
>>576725716It's okay, let him keep saying retarded shit. Easier to filter.
>>576737721>I swear there are some things were I feel like /calg/ goes from hating it to loving it overnightI have always loved fat bitches, I have always been okay with Julia, and women kissing has always inspired the drive for me to dive into the mix. We are under the tyranny of a very small, extremely vocal, and violently autistic minority. The weather didn't change, you just stepped outside.
>>576737721Trashly will have her day in the limelight one day, I swear!
>>576737478Julia's eye looks like a hard-boiled egg...
>>576737964We will NOT negotiate with terrorists! We WILL keep loving girls!>The weather didn't change, you just stepped outside.Poetic. I like that>>576738012Rather that than people telling me what to do tbdesuwa
Sex. With sisters.
>>576702227lol
>>576740081>t. Thinkless man
https://x.com/i/status/2085796281575002293
>>576741037We love our fart cloud
>>576741037What are they watching?
>>576741037Hell yeah
snugglebundle sisters are the future
>>576699716It's a fucking tragedy that sisters are foids.
>>576741037why does it look like andrew's not wearing pants?
>>576742868Sisfoidery is a failure of brothers.
>>576742868The best girls are always boys
>>576702937So Andrew has been using anything as an excuse to get behind Ashley and grind against her sisbutt since the time they were teens even? For shame! Someone keep brothers on a leash.
>>576743080Thanks for reminding me of the alternative, I am reminded I am attracted to foids again (however un4chanate that may be)
>>576743502Why not both?
>>576741153I don't know farts smell kinda bad
>>576742868Not really, I love her trashy as she is. I want to plow Ashley's hairy cunt and anus!
>>576743641But he's so CUTE
>>576743567Because boys are nasty, I'd like to kill them not fuck them. Unlike foids. Foids are fuckable, simple as. I wish they weren't so evil (in the non-hot way)>>576743674Ew don't reply to me faggot
>>576743704Imagine the smell
>>576744137This image is unacceptable.
>>576744354Not even close to the worst of things having been posted throughout the history of this general. In fact you need not history, just skim through some of the images already posted on this thread.
>>576744137Eh, Ashley got cuter feet. Ashley got the cutest EVERYTHING. I can't wait for Decay finale!>>576743914
>>576744137hard pass, i only desire ninas feet
She is such a bitch, I love her
>>576751785She looks like she fucks old men with white hair
>>576752124More like she's the type of girl that would give you a sloppy dispassionate handjob at a massage parlor
>>576413928>>576544896speaking of ZZZ, need to vent a little about the state of /zzz/ general because that shithole fell off so hard due to incestkino threads gets reluctantly ignored while the shittiest ones such as manato gayshit and frequently repeated images gets more active insteadof course, that's just my opinion, but I can't really stand how unusable that place has become
>>576756605It is the natural state of every general to descend to shit.
>>576742985how
What would she be like as a girlfriend?
>>576757325It is a brother's duty to guide, help, and provide for the sexual needs of his sister. Foidery such as instathotting is bad stewardship.
>>576758790Exactly. It's only reasonable to offer a sister to masturbate her if she requests it or is feeling pent up
>>576757060Not us though, right? Hahah.
>>576759475Uh... yeah. Sure.
>>576759074please don't reply to me
>>576761017How am I supposed to know who you are?
>>576761298Not my problem.
>>576761347It is though, you're the one asking for change
>>576761017I want to marry this crazy vulgar bitch!
>>576761017I will keep replying to you
Ashley takes it up the ass.
>>576700775What kind of new outfits will Nemlei give us in Burial? I am hoping for the Midsommer Festival outfits>>576762072B A S E DASED
Samefagging is so gauche
>>576762712New word unlocked. I'll never use it, but it's there.
Just found this video of Nemlei IRLThis is what she's doing instead of working on the fucking game
>>576762295I wish she got a Midsommer style outfit like from the horror movie
>>576763754It's an important competition.
I love this bitch
Ashley needs feminism because scrotes can't even pretend to like her without calling her the b-word
>>576769520>b-wordbait?
>>576769520>b-wordbased?
b-Wonderful!
>>576769520b-vulgar?
b-cunt...
>>576769520b-trashy?
Ashley is a good girl. The heart of a maiden and the spirit of a dove.
>>576770603i demand you explain RIGHT NOW what 'the spirit of a dove' means
>>576770603Yeah that's precisely why she was considering getting bred by the cultist just to get food, or considered getting a job at a massage parlor. She is an imperfect person...and she is great like that.
>>576770710Pure, noble, benevolent.
Notice how the worst posters are Slavs? Bill Clinton was right.
>>576770752doves are none of those thingsdoves are winged rats, barely above pigeons
>>576770836Pigeons get a terrible reputation for absolutely no reason. For all of human history they were prized for their fantastic memory and homing instinct.>>576770834Bill Clinton was a real nigga.
>>576770947>Pigeons get a terrible reputation for absolutely no reason.perhaps, but doves are definitely put on a pedestal thanks to the wedding industry and John Woothey are a trash-tier bird
>>576770836>doves are winged rats, barely above pigeonsJust like Ashley Graves. Ashley is a winged rat, Julia is the pigeon.>>576771047>trash-tier birdkek fitting
The best bird is a wren.
>>576771047>they are a trash-tier birdThey're absolutely not. The Ibis is a trash bird. Seagulls are trash birds. Pigeons don't swoop in to steal your shit, they don't drink trash juice. They get a bad reputation because city rats hate all animals and all life in general.
>>576771195i was referring to doves, you delusional idiotlearn 2 read
>>576771379Doves are a type of pigeon you delusional idiot.
>>576771160You may be onto something here
>>576771463you know what? i take back what i saidtotal pigeon deathmay they all join the passenger pigeon in hell
>>576771195>The Ibis is a trash birdThe ibis may be a literal trash bird, but I love our good bin chickens. They're peaceful, they're not afraid of humans, and they deal with outdoor pests.
>>576771651I'm not actually familiar with the Ibis beyond its reputation for sipping dumpster water, but I'd assume most birds are an improvement over seagulls. The faggot shit-talking pigeons is just jealous because they're his antithesis: cute, and at one point in history were actually useful to society.
>>576698512Cannibalism is haram, unless if you are starving, and would die if you did not indulge in it. Then it could be considered permissible, as well as consuming pork, monkey flesh and so on. Still, it is of the utmost importance to heed the rules which the Prophet (PBUH) has laid out for us, lest we stray from the holy path. While remaining alive on Dunya takes precedence over following our dietary limitations, we should nonetheless avoid consuming food which is filthy, or unnatural, for there is a practical reason behind each dietary prohibition Muhammad (PBUH) introduced.
Fuck, she is such a pale perfect beauty. Like a marble statue carved to show the beauty of the female anatomy.Ashley deserves praise and works of art built in her honor, just as our goddess Nemlei intended.
>>576702475>The cataract has literally clouded his visionBravo.
Between Bunnie and Renee, who sucks dick better?
Taking Ashley on a date to the arcade!
>>576777002what would be Ashley's favorite arcade game?i feel like it would be Whack-A-Mole, because it's violent
>>576777231Yeah that game's great. We'd play a lot, then I'd buy her a beer and see where the night takes us.
Who of you faggots started the sister incest in the spiderman thread? Because its hilarious>>>/co/154945789>>576777231I think dance dance revolution
>>576697851Nienerbrød
>>576780578>/co/unusable since digital circus like /tv/ with obsession ffs
>>576782625Currently it picked up the Jean Grey and Spiderman thing. Some anon say it's a brother-sister relationship, and some helpful coffin fans reminded them that sisters are for breeding. I admit didn't expect to see coffin there of all places kek.
>>576782793>>576780578I am always amused when people decry ships between unrelated characters because "they're meant to be like siblings". Nigga, that's exactly why I ship them.
Holy fuck I missed some shit lmao.>>576783476>filenameAshley wants to 187 Julia, yes.Y... you don't have a hundred and eighty-seven pictures of Julia, do you?
>>576784638He has 666 Julia images.
>>576784638>Y... you don't have a hundred and eighty-seven pictures of Julia, do you?Not just!
>>576784638Ashley wants to Six-Seven Julia
>>576785872>that picInkyink is a lucky man.
>>576786451>InkyinkBut anon, she's looking at (You)
Pokemon Trainer Ashley challenges you to a battle!
>>576787746I want to motorboat her crotch
>>576787746I beat her handily, then rape her
>>576787746Cute
>>576787746I pull out my Hypno.
>>576788646??? is Ghost/Dark and has Wonder Guard. You're cooked, nigga.
Julia is so cute I am going to explode
>>576789401WHERE ARE THE THICC EYEBROWS!?!?!?
>>576788695Not if I hypno Ashley and turn her into Assley.
>>576790195I thought I saw an updated version, but I don't seem to have saved it
>>576787746>>>/wsg/6210174Animated it and set it to Halloween Niggacore
>>576787746instant rape, fuck andy gonna do?
>>576792734You joke but the guy who said, "the fuck Timmy gon' do?" was, in fact, killed by Timmy.
sister sex
Uncle Andrew is best dad
>>576796086Uncdrew
UNLIMITED cock in sisters.
>>576798817limit of 1 cock per sister
>>576798898Every cock in the city gets easy access to his sister. Saying "unlimited cock in sisters" is how he copes about how slutty she is.
>>576798898Yes, but an unlimited number of times.
I want to have kids with my sister
I remember watching a rerun of OldBoy in the theaters and the whole plot of the movie is that a guy exposes another guy for fucking his sister and so the he tricks the guy into fucking his daughter to get revengeAfter the movie I told my friends "This movie is retarded, not only would I fuck my sister, I'd have a daughter with her and fuck her too" and some family nearby heard and looked at me like I just yelled the n word.
>>576802884This man just yelled the n word.
FUCK NEMGGERS
>>576803124Fuck? No, I wouldn't taint my cock with their kind.
>>576798898Limited Cockbook.
>>576803064That's fine. As long as he doesn't say the H word or the F word.
>>576806080frick niggersto heck with niggers
>>576806080>F wordFursona?
>page 9the sisterfucking community is dyingif you're a true sisterfucker gimme a hell yeah
>>576810536We're all hussylovers now
>>576812373I LOVE hussies and watching unrelated people FIND TRUE LOVE!
>>576814324The entire population of all the world with one heart, mind, body, and soul is profusely exclaiming this
Slow calg.Slag, if you will.
>>576815382That doesn't work
>>576815382>Slag, if you will.But enough about Ashley
>>576815421j_ack.Jack, if you will.
>>576815518Built for catapulting
I find it oddly heartwarming that Ashley doesn't even think less of women as long as they are brocons. I always thought she was a misogynist, but she's actually just an ideological delphist.
>>576815797You mean she's a massive weirdo. It's no wonder she doesn't have any friends.
>>576815797Right? She's literally perfect
Reminder: Ashley MOGS all.
Drinking cider by myself He's choosing hussies I can tell
Canon ending
>>576816980BASED
Thinking about Ashley's butt...
>>576816676Fact check: true
>>576816980>>576817248You post this every thread. Meanwhile in canon, Julia dumped her pad in Ashley's bathroom and Andrew still refused to hurt Julia. In fact, he took it out on Ashley
>>576817350
No one cares, faggot
It's hard to find sistass that is board safe. MIght be time for catbox
>>576817504GYAAAAATTTT DAAAAMMNNN
Turn on the news! Andrew just killed Ashley more times than Julia again!
>Filtered commentkek
Superior girl: Ashley. This is an Ashley board. Ashley game, btw
NOW!
Yeah, this J*lia is superior.
>>576817660
>>576817910HEY
>>576817908Beloved... this is the 8th time today. My balls hurt.
AND I'M FALLING DOWNSAID JULIAFOR MY LOVE WINSTONSAID JULIAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeZtT8zBaZU
>>576818164Andrew does not think this.
>>576818123Perkele! Gets to milkings, quick! Lypsy! Lypsy! Lypsää hänen kiveksiään!
>>576817789...yeah, she's the superior girl. Andrew can have her though. It's what everyone wants.>>576817910Why is it st_julia instead of jt_ashley?
Dunno what this says, but hawt. https://x.com/guranini1213/status/2086053175346508143
>>576818367Imagine being Kit9. This kitty has been milking him like a damn cow.
Cow?
>>576818517POV: it's time for your 20th nut after hornlei draws another Andrew CG one handed.
Julie a cute!
https://x.com/Idkwhatisitj/status/2085837395359101078/photo/1
>>576818954This the new cosmetics microtransactions DLC?
>>576818954cute>>576819024All part of Nemlei's plan to turn Coffin into a gacha.
>>576818810Shlicklei and Cum9
>>576818954I'd use hitman Ashley as my fortnite skin.
>>576818367In Finnish I would not simply chant "Milking! Milking!" in the nominative case. I wouldn't do it in English either, for that matter. For your example I might say "Lypsylle! Lypsylle!" instead. "Kives" is also an oddly clinical word for someone's balls in the context of jacking them off.
>>576819514
>>576819438Sorry for butchering Suomi with machine translation, Nemnems. I'm still yet to try mämmi.
Does /calg/ have a favorite grass touching pass time? I don't want to waste my summer.
>>576819993Touching your sister's grass.
>>576819993You have a sibling? Take them to a movie. Delphin't? Go fishing.
>>576820123>Delphin'tkek im stealing this
>>576819993I used to go on walks until I got a job
>>576819948Chatbots are better at translation anyway.Prompt (from memory, because I don't remember): Translate the phrase "Milking! Milking! Milk his balls!" into Finnish. You may change the exact wording if it better preserves the meaning. The context is a woman giddily chanting before aggressively inflicting sex upon a man. Obviously, this is somewhat comical.
>>576821035>won't let you see the prompt you wrote because it's too lewd>still answered the question
>>576821035You didn't give enough information to the chatbot for it to know exactly what to do with "Milking!". Is it a demand? Who is milking whom? What is the speaker's attitude towards the milking? To me, just chanting a bare infinitive is the least sensible translation thus far.
>>576821496I tried contacting originalanon in real life but they refused to provide me with the context and called the police on me
>>576821496Okay so ChatGPT is perfectly capable of recognising the unnaturalness, it just did that thing AI sometimes does where it lies about its own performance
>>576819948By the way, "Suomi" with a capital S means Finland, and "suomi" with a lowercase s means "Finnish". English is a more sensible language than most because it always capitalises proper nouns.
>>576822326And it also capitalises "Finnish" the adjective. Which is not a proper noun.
>>576822507>And it also capitalises "Finnish" the adjectiveThis is not true. But capitalising proper adjectives is another wonderful rule of English that all languages should adopt.
So are sisters really that great? I am a sisterless faggot and I hate my life, I want a sister so badly.
Give sisters tasty treats
>>576824309Ashley is not a treat!
>>576823486>So are sisters really that great?They're alright. Like all people, they have good and bad
>>576823486Older sisters are better than little sisters. They are more mature and can actually support you.
>>576825509But I want to support my older sister...
>>576825967And I'm sure she'd appreciate it. That's the thing, older sisters are more rational and mature than younger sisters...for women standards at least.
>>576817463>bla bla blaYou post the floozie jewess every thread too, can a delpha breathe for once?
The Most Retarded Nigger Awards is an annual event to find the most retarded nigger in /calg/. This year had a competitive lineup with many profoundly retarded niggers lacking foresight or an understanding of causality. This year, the audience gets to vote for the most retarded nigger:>>576685618>>576684073>>576684126>>576685307>>576686225>>576686306>>576686613>>576699851>>576700596
>>576817980
>>576818517His life is a living heaven
>>576827194I remain unimpressed with the erroneous "kyllä" as it is NOT a question.
>>576819993fishing>cast into lake>sit back and crack open a beer or light up a cigarette>maybe both at the same time>repeat until you run out of cigarettes and beerjust keep in an eye out for green jeans or any faggot "backpacker" coming up to you asking stupid ass questions instead of just walking by to their campsite, game wardens are the state troopers of the outdoorsthat being said if you do go fishing just clean up after yourself, it's not difficult to shove cans, buds, and line into trash bags from your home
>>576827459This guy gets it.
Still lovin Julia
I just made some bullshittttt!https://files.catbox.moe/hzt6kt.webm
>>576829143this is a good ashley edit, some are saying the best they've ever seen, and they've seen a lot
>>576820123>>576827459When we getting a fishing Ashley AU?
>>576829260After the massage parlor AU
>>576829260Isn't there art of a fisherwoman Ashley somewhere? Could have sworn that was a thing..
>>576829610seek help
>>576829610based. Filter all these tumors. If only these retarded newfags did the same
https://x.com/Zieisuisyoo/status/2086109726052581383
>>576817764>>576829610What kind of guy not only filters posts but then tries to tell everyone that he's doing it?
>>576830150Yeah he's a weirdo but who cares. I'll keep posting cute Ashley
>>576826931You are so asshurt it's insane.
>>576829610First, stop announcing you're filtering people. That's literally "I downvoted you, here's why" tier. Second of all, if you want a catch-all use this for the filename filter:/^[a-zA-Z0-9]{32}\.(jpg|png|gif)$/
>imagine ackolwging that you singlehandedly caused all this because you couldn't handle soemone using an OP image you didn't like.
/calg/ is VERY serious business
>>576830827We had a guy who tried to slam the image limit in the thread because he didn't like the OP image. The people who ruin this thread isn't some cabal of shadowy figures raiding it, it's ruined by the people who think they're the /calg/ crusaders fighting for the good of the thread. Something something die a hero or live long enough to become a villain.
>>576830996What I find most absurd is that they're mad about the fucking Nemcat of all things.
>is dis furry porn
>>576830953agreed
>>576830953>/calg/ is VERY serious businessThis but in an unironic way. This is prime delphic central and I love it for it.>>576830781Based. Finally a rational poster
>>576831121I don't think it's the nemcat, it's just another case of someone being very stupid and operating on binary logic. If the threads were deleted because of the OP image, the jannies would have just deleted the image and left the thread, as they always do. If the thread were deleted for "furry porn" then the OP's of those threads would have been banned. What I think actually happened, and what makes the most sense, is the double-bake got deleted on both counts because jannies don't look that deep, and someone probably reported both threads, and the same thing happened the second time.
>>576830953Agreed, it is the best place to hang out besides the ddlc threads
Rare case of NSFW NGN porn in the wild https://x.com/raydeluxxxe/status/1956579768305930319
>>576831905https://files.catbox.moe/dsdmqs.jpeg
>>576831905Anon's wife noelle is too flat.
>>576831905Wow... Anon's wife Noelle is so Noelle!
>>576831905lucky Yule
Haters will inevitably die to the Delphocratic People's Republic of Nemlei rolling up with an army armed to the teeth with cat gats.
>>576824608 (Me)Holy shit I can't read
>>576834202what a fucking whore
Remember to tenderize your Ashley so she behaves
Here anon, for your filter as well:/(?=[\s\S]*\btenderize\b)(?=[\s\S]*\bashley\b)/i
>>576830781>>576839837Holy shit dude, we get it. You filter posts. Stop trying to make every thread into dramashit metafaggotry by constantly telling everyone
>>576839926>implying it's one personlol
>>576839926I'm simply offering a solution for him. Please be less mad, alternatively make better posts.
how did nemlei make such a cute character? and when will the next chapter be released?
>>576840193>and when will the next chapter be releasedThe delays will continue until I am satisfied with the obliteration of my enemies.
>>576840193May Nemlei obliterate all opps.
>>576839926calggers go to great lengths to be redditors brothese niggas would rather spam pics in a thread because of an op they don't like than just scroll away
>>576840897Offering someone a filter is not the same as saying you're filtering somebody. The entire discourse is people using filters and announcing it being upset, and the people being filtered being upset that some people don't want to look at their posts. Stop being mad.
>>576841015He's just mad because he's the one being filtered
I think bro is dead.
>>576841418>let me intentonally sneak up on these siblings who have potentially murdered 3 people so farWas he retarded?
>>576841184I don't subscribe to it's-one-guyism, but people need to start behaving like adults instead of big autistic babies. We're stuck in a downward spiral because of a significant number of people completely lacking any form of self-evaluation. These guys are perpetuating a gay argument by responding, but when I respond to them I'm being correct, and if they respond to me they're perpetuating an argument; it's bad when they complain about posts they don't like, and I will let them know by saying I don't like their posts which is okay because I'm right and they're wrong, and there exists no world where we can both be right, or wrong, and I can simply be the bigger person and walk away knowing this is unproductive.
>>576841594>Was he retarded?Weapons, especially guns, can make people very stupid.
>>576842174He should have known they had a gun too.
>>576842665>it tends to only be one person>responding to himself>a good chunk of the posters here are just retarded sadly.0 self awareness
>>576843342I like how you took strings of my sentences and rearranged them without the context to make it seem like I said something I didn't say.
>>576843543Let me give you a different perspective: the goal of every argument in this general, board, and site is not to intellectually outmaneuver the other person, but to frustrate them; that's the win condition. If you're right and your post struck a nerve, the only way you can win the argument is let the other person be mad without the satisfaction of dragging you down with them. If you're wrong and your post made someone mad because you're stupid, you win the argument by not responding and letting the other person be mad without the satisfaction of frustrating you. Thinking of it like a mic drop might help you walk away.
>>576843060It's probably more reasonable to say he should have *assumed* the presence of a firearm.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIFpY50Iamw
ANOTHER ASSHLEY FOR THE FOLDERREJOICE BROTHERS
>>576844782I wonder what intel, if any, he had on them before setting out.
>>576845138Probably not a lot. Hitmen IRL are usually mentally retarded and disposable.
Need rare Nina art.
>>576845132Oh my goodness
>>576845132Very kissable sisbutt
>>576845401Best I've got
>>576845401
>>576845132im looking at that pusshley, not the asshley
>>576845132Amazing stuff! Such a v ulgar girl
>>576845262Maybe it depends what kind of hitmen. Old mob guys seemed like they knew what they were doing. I know the trinket removes any sort of element of surprise, but my reasoning would be to have just rammed them with the car. Make it seem like a hit and run accident and gtfo
>>576845262>Hitmen IRL are usually mentally retarded and disposable.tell that to the Icemanor Woody's Harrelson's father
>>576845000like son, like mother
>>576845815>Old mob guys seemed like they knew what they were doingMob guys cultivate connections and layers between them and the actual criminal elements that provide an element of semi-plausible deniability. The actual guys who went out killing people back in the day had fewer things to worry about (cameras, social media, hyper-advanced forensics) so they could have something resembling a career in making people dead. Nowadays with the panopticon the hitmen necessarily need to be disposable and disconnected.
>>576845000Cute Wren (and the voices fit well enough).
>>576846069You know, the whole thing makes me wonder what the water company actually knows. I guess they couldn't find the bodies of the Graves before they lit the apartment up. Are they afraid they're going to provide witness testimony to the authorities? Wouldn't the mere accusation of something like that when two legally dead people show up send some sense of urgency for to them to immediately kill them efficiently? I personally would make sure they're dead, and make sure I'm as up to date as I can be. Makes me think that they're an amature opperation. I hope Nemlei gives us more with them and it actually goes somewhere.
>>576697851Is cumming while calling out your sister's name a sin?
>>576847183I'd actually prefer if she didn't expand too much on the conspiracy, I'd rather let my imagination do the heavy lifting on that.
>>576847704I think jerking off in general is a sin so idk if saying her name moves the needle
>>576847704Is that the Cockbook Andrew talks about?
>>576818487Translation: >"My hand span is about 21cm...">"I wonder if it would fit?">He's been watching her like this from the beginning... So hot
>>576848442Thanks, you're my second-favorite korean.
>>576848615The most favorite one's name doesn't happen to start with W, right?
>>576848807No, I was thinking of Kim Jong Un.
>>576848807Wren is Korean?
>>576849152He's Oklahoman not Korean
>>576849152Coffin is set in an alternative timeline where Korea won the Finno-Korean Hyperwar and took over the world so everybody is technically korean
>>576849390Oklahoma sounds like the type of place that would have inbred emos
>>576848873>placing the Respected Marshal above the Eternal President of the Republic재교육을 진행할 필요가 있습니다.
>>576824309
Why is the next update taking so long to come out? It's been more than a full year since Decay got released
>>576853179Nemlei abandoned the game. No refunds.
>>576853179>Why is the next update taking so long to come outNemlei's opps must die
>>576853179>he's still waitingYou've gotta let go of that. It doesn't matter. Just learn to enjoy the present moment you live in. The nest installment will come out when it comes out. Could be tomorrow, could be 10 years from now. What difference does it make, Mr. Morrissey?
>>576853179Nemlei's wrist hurts so she can't draw any more
September 1st devlog?
>>576858447FUCK Watasi in Okinawa
>>576858447lil cutie
https://x.com/i/status/2086168359314374754
>>576856394>What difference does it make, Mr. Morrissey?In practice I'm aware it doesn't really make much of a difference and I just wanted to vent my frustration a bit. Decay part 1 ended with a pretty heavy cliffhanger after lots of interesting flashbacks and buildup, but all the payoff's been reserved for part 2 which is seemingly going to take much longer than I thought given the fact that Nemlei decided to work on Burial before finishing up Decay.
>>576859635Now you understand the delayfag (superior being) position.
>>576841418Friend B is just napping don't worry
>>576861593I actually think it's Douchebag.
Neco Ashley
>>576847704Only if you're not doing it in or on her.
>>576863427Nyanshley, if you will
Ashley going into full narcissistic collapse after Julia tells her she pities her.
>>576863427>>576865857Would they be friends?
>>576865857Cats and sisters are hyperborean by nature, catsisters doubly so.
So what are the chances that theres gonna be a lovey dovey happy ending in Burial?I really want them to be happy but i know its not gonna be that easyNone of Nemleis previous games had an easy happy ending better half had Thiu end at a better place than he was previoulsy but still depressed and brokenNoelle is either back to being a subservient of Ivy or in a horrendous mariage with yule I can see them trying their best to be parents but still fucking up somehow because raising a kid while technically not being a real family just a single mom with her brother taking care of the child is gonna be bad for the childyou know hes gonna get bullied for having a whore mother and theyd make incest jokes because she lives with her brother Wren also clearly looks picked on in his teen potray at school so i cant imagine he has a happy go lucky childhoodAt best i can see a Bitter Sweet ending where they just try their best and make it slightly better than their parents at best I hope for the best but im prepared for the worst
>>576866113There will be *a* happy ending at a minimum.
>>576866113>ovey dovey happy endingIn one of the routes, sure. I believe it's possible. Most people point to this being the main possibility of cliffhanger. I'd also like to think SnS/Splat/Wins at tag are the worst possible outcomes and we just got them first.
The reason there is going to be a happy, or at least reasonably happy ending for the game is because Nemlei is an actual good writer rather than a pretentious hack who thinks sadness and despair make something more artistic. To NOT provide some sort of catharsis to the player who spent so much time getting heavily invested in the world and the characters, nor to provide that catharsis for herself after untold myriad hours toiling away over a hot Wacom tablet and pouring her blood, sweat, and tears into the work, would be a rugpull to end all rugpulls. Also historically the games have had good-ish endings.
>>576866113>So what are the chances that theres gonna be a lovey dovey happy ending in Burial?
>>576867019Every post with this webm and filename is bait. Consistency, I guess.
>>576866085Andrew would hate her, that's for sure
>>576867019If Andrew and Ashley have kids are able to at least moderately tolerate each other it counts as a happy ending
>>576866619>Nemlei is an actual good writerBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>576867878So what you're telling me is you're wasting your time by being here.
>>576867878She is, she made a very realistic woman in Ashley.
>>576867341Fair, but I wouldn't call that "lovey dovey"
>>576868425Ashley and Andrew behave in ways that are distinct to their sex. Even when looked at through a lens of shared insecurity, Andrew is insecure in a very masculine way and Ashley is insecure in a feminine way. Nemlei's weakness insofar as one needs to concede she has one seems to be the long-range plan for the story, which is a weakness a lot of woman authors share, but she excels at the moment-to-moment writing and overall characterization.
>>576866619>To NOT provide some sort of catharsis to the player who spent so much time getting heavily invested in the world and the charactersImplying that you're entitled to catharsis because you chose to invest yourself in something...You're not going to like where this is heading
>>576868713You didn't actually say anything of value. How about you take your faggot normie reaction images back to facebook and give your hot takes there instead of saying Nemlei is a bad writer and the story is going to be terrible?
>>576868924>instead of saying Nemlei is a bad writer and the story is going to be terrible?I didn't say that. You're casting your own assumptions onto the story and you're setting yourself up for disappointment when it doesn't go the way you want.
>>576869092You're ignoring historical precedent set by all of her other games to pretend like it's going to be grimdark doom and gloom. It has nothing to do with entitlement, it's a presumption based on her qualities as a writer, the fact that she's a sapient being capable of taking deliberate and thoughtful action, and the fact that she is self aware and doesn't create stuff for the sake of it being seen as artistically valid.
>>576869326>it's a presumption based on her qualities as a writer, the fact that she's a sapient being capable of taking deliberate and thoughtful action, and the fact that she is self aware and doesn't create stuff for the sake of it being seen as artistically valid.Lol. You're just repeating the initial circular logic that you're going to get the ending you want because if you didn't it'd make the game badI'm trying to help you here. You're going to destroy yourself
>>576867335I think Ashley would hate her too, to be honest. Yani is disgusting in every possible capacity and neither sibling would willingly associate with her.
>>576869579Sure, but also Ashley hates cigarrette smoke
>>576869961I didn't mention that because it fell under the "disgusting" umbrella
>>576867341thats what im thinking is gonna happen aswellA bittersweet ending where there still fucked up in a way because quasi marying your sister and raising her child while still acting atleast somewhat normal and trying to hide that from your child is gonna fuck up anyone they can still be somewhat happy and be "functional" but still far away from normalcy and leave wren with a bunch of issues of his own to take care of
ashleybros... we lost...juliachads were just too powerful...
>>576870969>juliachadslol. lmao, even.
>Julia getting her life together>Julia getting married>Julia getting beaten by her husband>Julia killing her husband>Julia ending up as Ashley's cellmate by sheer coincidence
>juliafag trying THIS hard to get the word cloud inflated Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley btw
>>576871742wut
>schizopostingin shambles it seems
Which will get more attention, Deltarune Chapter 6 or TCOAAL Chapter 3?
>>576872191The Winds of Winter
>>576871742>AshleyI concur
>>576872642A bold stance.
>>576871742>juliafagWe are Legin>trying THIS hard to get the word cloud inflatedTrue, this is VERY important to me
I can't focus on Ashley or Julia, I'm too enamored with the idea of being ear-deep in Nemlei's fat cat ass.
>>576873168post it, you know what i'm talking about
Sex. With Leyley
>>576872191Annoying suicide victim in the waiting, do not ever in your short and miserable life utter these horrendous words in this delphic house of true idols
Julia going on twitter and cancelling Andrew and Ashley.
Wren discovering the sins of his parents and never forgiving them for it
>>576875092BASED
>>576875929Wren discovering the sins of his parents, and thinking they didn't go far enough.
>>576876004they should threesome
>>576876485Ashley getting Eiffel-towered by her brotherhusband and nephewson....
>>576877391god yes
>>576877391>Eiffel-toweredWould the guys kiss? You know, since they're both up there
>>576873774I have no idea what you're talking about.
>>576830827Did several threads not get 404'd due to the OP image?
>>576879117Not because of the OP image, but because they got double-baked both times because of some idiot.
>>576879292Do you honestly think a janny was offended by a double bake 4 hours after the other thread was already deleted?
>>576879117OP image was a probable cause for multiple threads to be 404'd instead of leaving the oldest up, like they would normally do.
>>576879895Evidence it was due to double-baking and not the OP image:>all 4 threads were double-bakes>one of the threads was deleted anyway and didn't have a questionable OP image>jannies traditionally delete the image of the thread if they don't like it>multiple other threads had thematically similar or worse OP images>nobody who posted the threads was banned or warnedEvidence it was due to the OP image:>anon said so
>>576879895>implying janny did anything more than see another thread in the queue with the same general name and image then click delete
>>576880101>anon said soI like the cut of anon's jib, I believe him.
>>576877391>brotherhusband>nephsonAndrew dies a little inside every time Ashley uses these words.
>>576877391You're gross.
>>576880101>all 4 threads were double-bakesThe fundamental problem you have failed to answer is how this explains deleting all 4 of them instead of just 3>one of the threads was deleted anyway and didn't have a questionable OP imageIt is extremely obvious that the janny scrawling the catalog at T minus 4 hours didn't have an issue with the furry image and deleted the less active thread, while 4 hours later another janny decided to do it for free and delete a furry thread.>jannies traditionally delete the image of the thread if they don't like itYou pulled this one out of your ass. Their modus operandi is to nuke entire threads worth of meaningful discussion, no matter the board, because they disagreed with the OP image.>multiple other threads had thematically similar or worse OP imagesJannies are biased. But it also helps that other threads with furry OP images weren't hyper.>nobody who posted the threads was banned or warnedYou do not know this, but it also doesn't matter because it isn't uncommon to get your thread nuked without a warning anyway.
>>576880748>You do not know thisYes I do.
>>576880174After 4 hours??
>>576880748Made #592 #1... I received nothing. Not a warning, nothing
>>576880813>Yes I do.As far as I know, we have not had confirmation from each baker that they definitively did not get warned. But like I said, that doesn't even matter because threads often get nuked without a warning issued anyway.
>>576880878
>>576881028goddamn it, got a giggle out of me
>>5768809031. That's one baker, which isn't enough to say "nobody who posted the threads was banned or warned"2. I've already elucidated Point #2.
>>576881013I baked #3, so at least 50% of the bakers were left unscathed. Again your supporting evidence is backed by "because I said so." The retard(s) who decided to bake a second thread need to stop making threads, because even in the shittiest chapter 2 days that was a rare ocurrence.
>>576881194>because I said soI made this thread on /vr/ recently: https://desuarchive.org/vr/thread/12697567It got deleted because it was an obvious /pol/ post alluding to a fundamentally identical speech Donald Trump made on the very same day. Notably, I didn't get warned or banned. Threads get deleted all the fucking time without issuing a warning.
>>576881571"because I said so"
>>576881614>nuh uh, my unfalsifiable anecdotes are better than yours!
>>576881757Correct, now the smart move would be to stop talking about since you're purely speculating, and it's the same logic that drove the faglord who double baked AGAIN into pulling his shit.
>>576881860Or we could settle this by going into the IRC and asking the mods what happened.
>>576881971feel free to do so at your leisure.
>>576881971>IRCInternational Rescue Committee?
>>576876004I think Leyley would be ecstatic upon realizing that Andrew is the father and that her dream of one day marrying her Andy came true.
>>576881971>IRCInternational Rape Committee?!
>>576882752pic unrelated
>>576882752Now you're speaking my language!
I still don't see why the first two nemcat threads were deleted at the same time.
>>576882915nobody cares
>>576882491Image source?
>>576882968There seems to be dozens of posts in this thread pertaining to people caring.
I'd like if Julia dyed her hair with red tips.
>>576884258>Anon's taste in women
>>576884549I was thinking Ryuko Matoi, but yeah, Shadow works.
>>576884258I got a red tip for Julia*unzips dick*
>>576884886bro why your benis red
>>576885134Lets just say I got that dog in me...
>>576885581And you fuck dogs? That explains your attraction to Julia.
>>576885581WHITE GIRL MOMENT
Coffin is officially recognized by show creators without any probided context... oh god, they know.
>>576886846TOTAL COFFIN VICTORY
>>576887919Unironically what I was expecting when I first downloaded this game
I want to make passionate sweaty rough tender love to Julia
>>576890420This but Ashley
Sisters are getting cuter
>>576891939Is the news reporting this?
>>576892212The liberal media is ignoring this phenomenon, but John Q. Taxpayer is feeling the squeeze. Particularly in his pants. Because of his sister. His sister is grabbing his dick.
Once again I am thinking about how I would have had sex with Renee's corpse after sacrificing her to ???
i take back what i said, i'm still going to rape and murder nemlei
>>576894213That's not very nice
>>576894351she brought this on herself, i have no other choice
Niggas can't handle the feline swag
>>576894509that cat is in dire need for asshole gaping
>>576882491I think so too
>Page 9
Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.
>>576900278>calls the baby her little lemon muffinCute
Nemlei is working on her figure as well as the game.
And since I always have to do this anyway
>>576900402>>576900606slop
>>576900402i bet she fucks like a fighter jet
>>576900720Disco shit.
>>576900402Good fucking lord
>>576900402This shit got me like an Auschwitz chimney: bricked up and useless. This bitch probably smells like cookies and tit sweat.
>>576902186Dorbs
>>576903309>This bitch probably smells like cookies and tit sweatHot?
>>576884258Julia with big red lips?
>>576904983And the boots with the fur?
>>576900402Gets to milkings, quick! Lypsylle! Lypsylle! Hikiset rinnat!
>>576900402That's one frisky PUSSY
>>576900402Is this that, "blue waffle" thing I keep hearing about?
>>576905574>blue waffleJust unlocked a memory of myself looking it up when hearing about it in middle school.That was such a long time ago holy hell...
>>576907121At least it wasn't goatse or shitting dick nipples.
>>576907121Yeah. I think safe search killed that style of prank, sadly. >>576907185For me, it's BME Pain Olympics. Even knowing it was fake couldn't stop the traumatic horror that plagues my mind yo this day thinking about it.
>>576907397Or one guy one jar
Wren using the (early 2010s) internet!
>>576907445It wasn't always horrific, just gross. One girl, one bowl or 1 Priest, 1 Nun comes to mind. I can't believe these were all hosted on the same website at one point.
>>576907456Ashley asking Wren how can she get this "flappy bird" that's all the rage among the kids.
>>576908407>Ugh mom it's not on the app store anymore. The dev killed himself.
>>576900402Cat ass, kitty titties.
>>576870741>that picrel
>>576871045Faces only a mother could call "chad"...
>>576892303That is awful, those damn sisters! Mr Taxpayer should be saved from the evil squeeze of brock-encompassing sistercunts.
>>576907456Since the story is now CANONICALLY IN THE TWO THOUSAND TENS (2010s) (whether you like it or not), it's more plausible his Dad and Mom would do so.
>>576911269In that case it would be tiktok, discord, and of course a spacehey profile (because 'le cool myspace revival xdd')
>>576911269Kill Nemlei
>>576912086Kill you! Today! In real life!
>>576911163>julia pc computer...pngI wrenuinely thought she was anoninamous...
>>576882915>>576882915there were 2 jannies>janny 1 deleted threads because he found nemfurry too lewd>janny 2 didn't mind the sexy cat and just deleted the younger threadevidence:>first double bake (2 nemcats) both threads were deleted simultaneously, by janny 1>second double bake (1 nemcat, 1 normal) had the normal one deleted, by janny 2, because it was several minutes younger and had fewer replies>several hours later, janny 1 comes back, sees more blue gato sexo and deletes itthis is very obvious but our resident retards keep trying to twist this in a way that places the blame on their personal nemesis
>>576913915To add, jannies are far more likely to delete whole posts/threads than to delete image only, so that's not evidence that it wasn't the about the images.
>>576900402Nemlei takes it up the ass
someone qrd me on what's the deal with this general and "wren"
>>576915713No
>>576915713no reason in particular, we just thought it would be funny to have a national bird for our generalwe're just random like that xd *stabs you with spork*
>>576915713Play the g—I mean, read the devlogs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2i4TkTmpKZU
>>576902186This NEEDS to be the next OP image.
>>576900402I NEED to fuck this cat.
>>576900720I need to write this one down holy shit
>>576900278Someone must edit his jumpsuit to be purple.
>>576876004Is it really that unusual for people to look like their relatives?
>>576871742Cloud-kun, please deduct this shitpost from the next word cloud reckoning. After all, we are a Wren nation.
>>576869550You are operating on circular logic because you've never explained why you think even a moderately bittersweet ending is out of the picture. There is a precedent set by Nemlei's previous games, as well as the obvious quest for healing and redemption in this game.
>>576829260Do you guys remember the Andrew fish fic
>>576866113I think Nemlei decided to push out Burial first since Cliffhanger will have the happiest ending.
https://x.com/CatCoocie/status/2085791052661670191?s=20
She wasn't even that bad. Renee is a dumb bitch
>>576923451Daughter
Good night, Karugo.
>>576924045Sankyū...Oyasumi....
>>576924387Wow! It's just like one of my japanese animes!>w_sóy[BUST].png
>>576900402SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH
>>576900402This you?
Chances of the game being shadow dropped randomly on a random day?
>>576927264Dude, go find something else to pad the time. I've been getting into my backlog lately. I've got like 3 summer sale's worth of games I never even launched. Checking daily will slowly leach your sanity even though I still do and spend a lot of my time here.
>>576927264Anon, please, let it go. It's over
>>576880707foid detected
Bet Julia really likes animals
>>576927264Play ZZZ. Belle and Wise are similar to Ashley and Andrew... sort of. Their dynamic is similar. Belle/Ashley being the more upbeat one, Wise/Andrew being the silent push over.
crashing this thread, with no survivors
Who's baking? If no one, I'll start. Let's make sure we establish it now...
>>576902186Next OP image, as per requested >>576918780
>>576927836White women, am I right?
>>576930435They're so cute. With their Stanley cups and Diet Coke
>>576930590>>576930590>>576930590
>>576930523>>576930523>>576930523
Welp, at least it was the exact same image this time ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
