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# Store link:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/

# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):
>Routes & Subroutes
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625
>Achievements
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198
>Stars & Visions
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675
>Complete Episode 2 Walkthrough
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644
>Episode 3 Endings Guide
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245

# News:
>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223
>[JULY 2026] development "paused due to legal matters". However, Burial is confirmed to be the next episode. Nemlei to sponsor a "Coffin-likes game jam."
https://steamcommunity.com/games/2378900/announcements/detail/702146248223754712

# Nemlei's previous games:
https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSI

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>>576930523
Wren is still a STUPID name
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I love him
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Ashley = qtpi
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Wren 'Coldsteel' Graves
https://x.com/i/status/2086105159932002313
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>>576931163
Chuuni brat
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TFW (that feeling wren) (You) will never achieve the delphic ideal...
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>>576931481
>TFW (that feeling wren)
I love it here
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>>576931232
watashi no musuko... is mentally ill de gozaimasu
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>>576931481
>delphic ideal
iktf
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Andrew and Ashley catching Wren watching Incest Hentai... Wrentai, if you will.
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>>576930523
I did check to make sure, the central anomalies are a result of natural discussion and not someone spamming or the generator imagining phantom words.
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>>576931849
>Andrew Julia Wren
Holy shit, anon predicted this
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>>576931849
>janny retarded
truest thing the word cloud has EVER said.
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>>576931849
>nmlei game guy furry
W-which one...?
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>>576931849
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>>576931849
>mom sexy else lucky
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>>576927264
We'll get a release in a random year in the 2040s.
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>>576933351
Nemlei made the world's only cute fart cloud.
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>>576931849
>coffin happy
heh
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Bread's ready.
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Where is everyone
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Threadly reminder bratty sisters need to have anal intercourse
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Sex with Leyley
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>>576935441
Slow /calibunga/ is slow
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>>576930763
Wren is just Renee's reincarnation.
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>>576932226
>What are you going to do?
Sacrifice you to ??? then have sex with your lascivious body while it's still warm
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>>576936821
That's not what Andrew said. Also why must you imagine yourself as her son instead of at least husband? Your mommy didn't love you? Did she beat you? Did she ignore you?
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>>576935441
I am here, t h r a s h l - e y Anon, so you have me!
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>>576934104
The fact that we got ANOTHER double bake is insane. Also new filter just dropped since this guy has proven his objective actually is just to be a nuisance:

/t\W*r\W*a\W*s\W*h\w?\w?\W*y/i
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>>576937226
Seeing Renee's body go limp after the sacrifice and then giving into your most base and awful desires before dismembering her corpse to hide the evidence
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>>576937794
>new filter just dropped
TREMENDOUS news for the unemployed
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>>576937971
More or less unemployed than the guy specifically defacing his post to avoid getting filtered by people who'd prefer not to see it?
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>>576937794
>new filter just dropped
might as well start posting your tight little bussy at this point buddy
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>>576938018
>specifically defacing his post
It is so cute how dramatic you guys can be
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>>576938378
It's an observation of reality.
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>>576938378
It really is, but whatever. Not like there's much to do until Nemlei gives an update.
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>>576927924
>Play ZZZ.
I appreciate you sharing with us brocon sisters from other games, but I'm not playing ZZZ. Belle is going to remain firmly in the pantheon of "sisters I jerk off to but will not play their game/watch their anime
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>>576939639
I mean, it's gacha, you're missing nothing of value.
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So I just checked back the newsletter after some months of not checking so I’m a month late to ask this but…. what the fuck?!?
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>>576941313
It's self-explanatory. Did you actually read it or do you need me to do it for you?
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>>576941313
We missed you anon!
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>>576939639
too bad, I'm already playing it, and I've almost concluding chapter 2 lol
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>>576941378
I read the whole legal BS and game jam thing, I’m talking about that last video
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>>576941859
Oh, that's easy. It's sex. With sisters.
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>>576941896
Yes… but I was under impression the parents were dead regardless of it being Burial or Decay
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>>576942753
There's a lot of speculation about why this is. Maybe it's a vision of what-could-have-been. Maybe it's time travel. Maybe it's Maybelline.
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>>576941313
>what the fuck?!?
It's the end of the world as we know it (and I feel fine)
>>576942753
It's a vision room segment. Presumably it's a theoretical "what if Andrew and Ashley left after having dinner at the parent's house in CH2"
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>>576914260
I wasn't turned on by Sexlei before but now I am. I'd be turned on by a curvy rock as long as it involved a tight hole really.
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somebody post nemleis stretched out asshole already
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>>576941313
>can go months without coffin
Fakest fan
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>>576944859
>m.jpg
>>576945129
Obsessively waiting for devlogs is why half the posters in this thread are unhinged maniacs. Not even unhinged in a fun way, but in a misanthropic and antisocial way.
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>>576944859
Artfag, post the full nemcat collection. I want to save them
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>>576939639
and speaking of ZZZ... someone baked one more incest thread and, guess fucking what?
they deliberately avoided it just to use the most generic image theme instead. AS. FUCKING. ALWAYS. LMAOOO
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>>576946096
https://litter.catbox.moe/lkxlo21rxax01fhs.zip
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>>576946634
Holy fuck dude, what is wrong with you? How do you even find this much dolphin porn?
Litterbox machine broke
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>>576946892
Works on my machine ;)
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>>576945243
>misanthropic and antisocial
Which game's general was this again?
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>>576948297
Not an excuse.
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https://x.com/Sole111224/status/2086316502391673066
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>>576949656
I'd fuck him so hard his cataract would vanist
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>>576949656
>artist name is sole
>zero feet art
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>>576949656
subtle yuri symbolism
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>>576949730
Based
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Using Wren as an armrest!
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I'd suck Wren's cock so good he'd have to wipe his ass afterwards
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Benjamin Netanyahu, if you can hear me...
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>>576944859
Look at the kitties on this kitty
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I appreciate the sexy Nemlei drawings because it's nice to get confirmation for fetishes I DON'T have. Like, I can appreciate the drawings since they're well done and clearly intend to be sexy, but I'm not turned on by the fur. So thanks, drawfaggot
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i think a russian invasion of finland would speed up game development
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>>576826931
This guy is the winner: >>576880101
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>>576931849
>insane ashleys big set
Hell yeah
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>>576949730
We know, Julia
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Julia has been given a wrenstraining order
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>>576960072
Kek
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>>576959153
>the thing that everyone said would happen happened, for precisely the reason everyone said it would
Wowzers.
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>>576959153
This doesn't actually say anything
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Another Ashley eating burger drawing has his the timeline
https://x.com/i/status/2086494919045378516
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>>576959153
>actually asked in the IRC
I did not expect you to do that, respect.
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>>576962998
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>>576962998
Love it
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>>576959727
>>576960072
Why did Wren do it?
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>>576952103
Wrenjamin Wrentanyahu
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The wrent is due.
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>>576964450
A&A call it that because they whore out Wren in order to pay it
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>>576965446 (Me)
pic wholly unrelated
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>>576965446
Kino
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>>576965315
Left Thiu should have still been male
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>>576965446
God I wish I was that carrot
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>>576966302
That would imply trooning, and this is a cis general.
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>>576966302
>thiu
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>>576965315
left: 20000 hours in RPG Maker MV
right: never had to touch RPG Maker MV
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>>576966754
No slacking off
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No homo but I want to have sex with Thiu and Wren
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>>576962998
Sisburgers...
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ran into a girl i went to high school with an hour ago, she was known to whore herself out for drugs and had three kids in the shopping cart while the fourth one was pulling on her sweatpants.

it just reminded of the graves family living situation and got me wondering why ashley and andrew would even want a kid when they're so young. you would think they would wait a long while and plan ahead but it's just so sudden, maybe we'll see a time jump or something? renee was such a shit parent i'm just hoping ashley will at least try being a mother
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>>576970206
Having kids young is preferable.
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>>576962998
Seriously what the fuck drives so many fans of this game to draw Ashley eating burgers? There are at least four pieces of that specific genre of fanart now.
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>>576970614
cute girl eating a hamburger is actually an entire genre of fanart
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>>576970614
ask me how i know you're not an american
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>>576970614
Because cute girls and burgers are awesome
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I think Ashley has ASS Burgers.
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>>576972938
Man can appreciate the well-known American delicacies without perceiving its reasons of being such a well-observed and documented sororial phenomenon, no?
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>>576979368
Her ass is burgers?? Well we can't let that go to waste! We have only so much to spend y'know, can't lose the opportunity of free food like that!!
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>>576979368
lemme get an Ashley Assburger, with an Andrew shake, and a side of Wrench fries
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Headcanon: Julia is of Spanish descent, which is why she's tan compared to the other characters.
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>>576980652
>Julia is of Spanish descent
>the Graves are of Jewish descent
Is ANYONE in Coffinland Coffinish?
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>>576980652
>Julia is spanish
I suppose that does explain her father.
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>>576981452
Neither of these seem reasonable or accurate.
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>>576983240
You callin me a liar, boy?
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>>576984095
I'm callin' you a retard.
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Headcanon years of birth for the cast:

Andrew: 1978
Ashley: 1980
Renee: 1963
Douglas: 1961
Julia: 1979
Nina: 1980
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>>576980652
>Julia is of Spanish descent
and ashley is of mexican descent
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>>576980164
>Ashley Assburger
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>>576985376
sistercat can has cheezburger
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>>576985437
For the proteins!
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>>576960604
Copium.
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>>576985585
It's a brother's responsibility to meet his sister's protein needs.
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>>576966605
i always read that filename as 'deranged bowdrew' and i assumed it was called that because he shaved his eyebrows
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>>576986675
I assumed it's because he's wearing a bow, which would indicate that he is deranged.
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>>576984134
That's so MEAN
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>>576970614
It's the evolutionary ideal. You have meat, dairy, vegetables and grain in one package. You have protein, iron, zinc, fibre, vitamins, and minerals, all in one package. Witnessing an attractive girl devour a hamburger is the closest thing there is to a witnessing a goddess. It's a visitation.
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>>576985984
Yeah, with burger.
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>>576987431
with benis
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>>576986812
>You have meat, dairy, vegetables and grain in one package. You have protein, iron, zinc, fibre, vitamins, and minerals, all in one package.
Literally every nationality says this about their own "meat and vegetables between bread" lmao, I've heard Germans, Greeks, Armenians, Turks, Arabs and the rest of the world who thought of inventing a sandwich say that. Not belittling it, just found it funny kek.
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>>576987861
The burger is the superior sandwich.
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big six hundred is coming up, where is the aggie?
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Ashley should get a BBL
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>>576988086
America is the superior country.
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>>576988086
>>576988482
Binland general perkele
>>576988386
Now that I think about it, what will we do for the #666?
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>>576989298
>what will we do for the #666?
The answer has been here all along.
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Nina survives and grows up to be an absolute Stacy.
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>>576989369
...And what it is? I don't get it.
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>>576990452
Snack recipes
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>>576989578
Maybe Renee should be glad she and Douglas were killed. The fucking hussy can't prey on her husband now.
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>>576988386
>>576989298
We just should save the Aggie for #666.
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>>576992076
I actually kind of agree.
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>>576992076
>>576992537
We could just have two aggies
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>>576992709
I'm kind of afraid the 600 aggie will be completely barren.
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>>576993036
Your womb will be completely barren by the time I'm done
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>>576993182
I'm a guy.
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Too hot to handle, do NOT open
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Living is such an exhausting thing
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>>576996509
sister status?
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>>576996682
She's at work right now
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>>576996840
Well now I know why you feel so bad. Sister withdrawal. It's tough, but you'll make it through. Make some food for her.
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>>576996925
No I have to go to bed right now. She works evenings
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>>576997117
Set an alarm so you can wake up to greet her. If she goes to bed in the afternoon you can brew her some coffee when she gets back.
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>>576988386
Depending on how fast we get this month we should start it on #597 or #598
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I was hanging out with my sister and I called her a foid, twice. She got sad. I feel so wrong.
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>>576931849
>image deleted
what happened last thread?
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>>576987861
I'll stick my meat and vegetables between your bread.
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>>576998829
But that's exactly what she is, what is wrong about that?
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I was hanging out with my sister and I called her a foid, thrice. She got mad. She deserved it though.
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>>576998829
>She got sad.
fix it. NOW.
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>>576995115
rape and murder
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>page 8
dead game dead general
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>>577003628
Ashpect Leytio is wideley regarded as the cutest
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>>576999870
She didn't even do anything wrong...I just said it like it was as normal as saying anything.
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>>577003589
Dead sister.
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>>577004212
I mean yeah, I don't understand why feel insulted over that
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>>577006123
Ashley is super cute
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>>576992076
Why not just have one for both?
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>>577007457
Didn't we have a mini aggie for #250?
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>>576985325
Douglas and Renee were classmates, they'd have been born in the same year.
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>>577004212
*like it were as normal as saying anything.
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burenyuu~
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>>577010091
Burapeyou~
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>>577010091
Wow Nemlei! You're so cool!
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>>576968612
What would their ship name be?
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>>577011017
Wrent Boy.
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I literally NEED official nemcat and ??? plushies
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Saw this the second I got to work. Instant erection.
> the panel where his finger is in her mouth
hnnng
https://x.com/i/status/2086599930664145189
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>>577013432
>Age-restricted adult content. This content might not be appropriate for everyone. To view this media, you’ll need to verify your age to your profile. X also uses your age to show more relevant content, including ads, as explained in our Privacy Policy.
This is a communist dictatorship.
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>>577013691
https://files.catbox.moe/64p7rq.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/1ogxb3.jpg
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>>577010564
Teenley would be so disappointed in Adultley...
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>>577014315
Ashley is so cute though
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Andrew and Ashley sitting in a tree...
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F U C K I N G
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>>576988443
>BBL
Big brother lover?
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>>577015505
It's the second worst cosmetic surgery a woman can undergo, right behind a breast reduction.
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>>577015954
When we take back our countries, we are banning breast reductions and mastectomies even for legitimate medical reasons.
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>>577016195
I actually support in the case of breast cancer. As much as it upsets me, that is a genuine life-saving surgery whose only cost is cosmetic harm. Otherwise, breast reductions are a completely retarded meme perpetuated by women because they fucking LOVE sabotaging other women.
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Does anyone know what encryption method the filenames use? I've decided to finally update my 4:3 mod for compatibility with Episode 3A, but I don't know what the map ID of fucking 308ad376ffba93e5 is.
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>>577016850
Unfortunately unknown
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>>577016892
Someone said last year that they use some sort of known hash, and that the known filenames of Episodes 1 and 2 can be plugged into the algorithm to get the same filenames as their 3A equivalents. I just need to get the hashes of ground95 onwards.
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>>577016995
I think they changed the hash.
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>>577017021
I don't think the method has changed since 3A came out.
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echo -n "img/faces/b_ahh[BUST].png" | sha256 | cut -c 1-16

e8c20881c242e7f0

e8c20881c242e7f0[BUST].png is b_ahh[BUST].png
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>>577017698
Yeah I just figured that out myself, it's hashing the filepath and not the filename lol.
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>>577017698
As someone who's a total novice to this stuff, do you just do this in your computer's terminal? Or do you need some sort of special software? I never bothered decrpyting the BUSTs in my folder.
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None of the new backgrounds use the same fucking ground[number] format. NEMLEI IS A WHORE.
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>>577017698
The problem is that hashing it is a one-way street. We know how the filenames are hashed, but that isn't useful because you can't perform the operation in reverse.
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>>577018043
Fuck this shit, there has got to be a better way to find the map ID's.
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>>577018573
I'm sure someone else has done it at some point, no?
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>>577018004
We came up with our own names. Here:
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/551671281/#551849097
>>577018252
Yep. Thank you Cat6 for hashing the names at build time.
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>>576944859
I see something like this and all I can imagine is how warm and soft this must feel.
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>>577018891
>>576944859
I wonder if paizuri with that thing would be pleasant.
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>>577018573
>>577018640
I have only one option remaining: play the entirety of Episode 3A again with a script that prints the current map ID.
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>>577013789
A female made this. Hips wider than her shoulders. Vagina so tight it gives you gangrene. So much estrogen her cheeks are constantly red, her face has melasma, her skin is bloated. So fertile you touch her she will ask you to rape her. This is the most foid shit I've ever seen. And folks I've seen foids.
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>>577016892
UNKNOWN??
>STRAIGHT OUTTA COFFIN
>Crazy sistafucka named ???
>From a gang called Niggaz Unknown
>When I'm called off, I ain't sawed off
>Squeeze the sista and the souls get hauled off
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This isn't because of the mod, Andrew just clips through the couch. Should I fix this since Nemlei won't?
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Julia opening her locker to find it overflowing with love letters.
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Julia getting anon expelled from university for sexual harassment.
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>>577025496
How did Ashley's bra end up in front of the couch? She wouldn't just be casually topless around their shitty motel room, would she?
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Julia is so pretty.
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>>577026432
You mean losing her high school teaching job for fucking one of her students
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>>577025496
We're getting Ep1 Remastered Enhanced Edition before next chapter
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>>577022596
Esteemed and beloved foid population of /calgee/, thoughts?
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>>577022596
>So fertile you touch her she will ask you to rape her
Need to write this one down
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Waking up with thoughts of sister.
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>>577023695
They hate to see a brother winning
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>>577029135
Kek
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5 days until our doom unless Nemlei locks in and gives us Burial.
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>>577031749

What happens in 5 days?
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>>577031847
pic related releases it's a nothingburger the dev already confirmed no incest just codependence
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>>577031847
Japshit
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>>577026961
We're all saying this
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>>577032013
I'm not?
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>>577032013
No way jag (Julia + fag)
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>>577032013
Trvke
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>>577032049
Check inside your butt
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You're gonna be brutally molested by 16 autistic clowns. You're gonna be kicked in the balls everyday. By Kevin Hart. They're gonna pull your skin back, put salt all over your skin, and kick you in a pit of fucking lava.
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>>577033806
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Six sevening sisters
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>>577032542
Thus, Jagslia
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aaaaaaaaaaaa FUCK I love Julia so much
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Julia getting a pedicure, and giggling like a little girl the whole time.
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Making Julia breakfast in bed. Julia strikes me as a sneaky big eater. Like, she can put away a big plate of food but is really embarrassed about it because she thinks it's not ladylike
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Feeding Julia the entire [FAST FOOD CHAIN] menu!
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>spamming/flooding
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>>577035717
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>>577036609
If you mop up all the posters there won't be a /caligula/, Janidrew!
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>>577033806
Kek, this pasta set off the fag
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>>577035717
>>577035876
>>577036396
>>577036639
Have to admit, that is cute.
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>>576949656
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>>577036396

She somehow doesn't gain a single pound.
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>>577037061
Boner status: lost
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Ashley better.
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>>577037365
everyone is saying this.
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>>577037365
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>>577037365
Well duh, it's an Ashley thread. And an Ashley game
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>>577036396
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>>577038040
We serve Incest here, sir.
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>>577038040
So many Wagedrew and Wageshley edits out there isn't it
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>>577038116
Lemme get an Ashley Assburger. Extra rape.
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>>576970206
>ran into a girl i went to high school with an hour ago, she was known to whore herself out for drugs and had three kids in the shopping cart while the fourth one was pulling on her sweatpants.
>it just reminded of the graves
Same, sounds just like Ashley
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>>577038214
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>>577038116
Typa siste- I mean, girl you see once in a McDonalds drive thru that looks better than top models and never again
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>>576944859
Forgot there was this one too
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>>577036609
Did you janitor application get rejected :(
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>>577038116
>>577038236
AU where Andrew and Ashley get jobs at McDonald's and both decide to go postal one day after they're caught having sex in the freezer.
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>>577038214
Meanwhile Thiu is the perfect hikkiNEET
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>>577038216
>Assburger
Here ya go.
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>>576979368
>>577038829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57Hcozm2edA
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>>577038040
Cute, but would harness the almighty power of the talisman to fuck up my order of "hamburger, with cheese."
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No more talking about Ashley’s handjobs, I’m tired of seeing it.
Instead, how much would I have to pay for her to tongue my anus?
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>>577041634
Knowing Ashley, bout' three fiddy.
I wouldn't be surprised if she's out fighting over foodstamps on the street wearing nothing but a THONG!
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>>577022729
Fart Nigga
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>>577044930
Sisters wearing their brothers' clothing is the greatest lingerie.
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Floozin hard on a Monday morning
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Hardly floozin'
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>>577045662
You should see a doctor about that
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>>577045991
He says I’m at risk of OD’ing on cuteness. But I just can’t help myself! I’m a Julia addict
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We ALL kneel to Juliachads, as it is written.
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Nemcat: :3
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>>577045991
Not much doctors can do about being retarded.
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>>577050605
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When are we getting the FNAF/Coffin crossover?
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>>577051129
Saved
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>>577051124
>Not much doctors can do about being retarded
I do NOT want a retarded doctor
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https://x.com/i/status/2086720006298169741
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>>577054084
>Ashley is cute
>this upsets Andrew
This is just Coffin in a nutshell.
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I bet Julia has a tight butthole
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>>577053934
Sorry, this one's all we've got.
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>>577053934
Don’t be rude. Ashley is an expert in microbiology
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Woah holy cow. It’s Milf Monday
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>>577054789
Ashley wants to be a trophy wife
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>>577055408
Well, 0/2 isn’t so bad
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>>577055940
She's cute, and siblings are born married. Trophy wife.
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>>577055190
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO
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i love this artists work and she's a baddie irl its insane
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>>577060549
WE LOVE MIDDLE AGED WOMEN
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>>577060923
Is THAT anon's wife Noelle? Woah...
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>>577060940
37 ISN'T MIDDLE AGE.
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>>577062443
>t. nee
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>>577062894
The 'drew, the 'shley, and the 'nee
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God please how do I get the incestuous spark back? My sister used to be a fucking minx with me, but nothing ever happened because I moralfagged. Now she's a sexless cow who wants to chop her tits off, and I feel guilty for it because she used to be so proud of those things, and I feel like I could've prevented this by validating her back when she still flaunted them at me. She is mentally fucking insane and mentally fucking retarded for wanting to get rid of them because her huge breasts are half the reason to even like her, anyone with any sense would see that they're an asset.
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>>577051743
We already have one
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She’s gone a whole 30 seconds without being kissed.
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>>577064926
Why did he do it?
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>>577068347
>fuck, I love children
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Would Julia and Nina still be friends if Nina lived to be a teenager?
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>>577069307
*had lived
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>>577069307
Julia and Nina would have done that thing where they got pregnant around the same time
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>>577070727

And their respective kids would be like siblings? And have each other's kid call the other Aunt Julia or Aunt Nina?
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>>577070334
James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher.
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>>577071113
Of course. They’d always be super close
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>>577071858
Julia with a stutter is cute
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>>577069307
women are incapable of friendship
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>>577071858
Nooooooooooooooo!
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>>577069307
Asthma gives you wings
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>>577072372
Nah, that’s you
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>>577073961
>no u
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Sisters love uno
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Replaying the same two endings again and again feels like waiting for an empty beer bottle to refill itself while drinking the bitter residue on it's bottom. Nemlei save us
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>>577074186
My sister doesn't like anything competitive except pokemon. It's kind of jarring.
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>>577074415
It’s okay anon. Nemlei will deliver us the Julia route
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>>577031906
>No incest

Then what's the point making a game like this
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>>577075915
How do you even imagine it? Julia is like the symbol of normal life for Andrew, something he isn't made for.
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Should Julia's arc end with her finally making peace with Nina's death and moving far away after college?
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>>577076778
whoever mentioned it would be andrew who would win the juliabowl?
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>>577077553
It's clear to me you do not have any siblings and can't take the game seriously. If it's just some pretty designs with a backstory to you, describe what you like about them for some breaking free fom monotony.
I personally think the monochrome color palette of the siblings and the characters in generals make the game stand out
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>>577078142
He posted an image of girls kissing and you're psychoanalyzing him. You're ridiculous.
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>>577076778
Obviously Nina’s dad (Six Eyes) rewrites time to put Ashley in the box instead of Nina.
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>>577077553
Holy BASED. I want to see Julia struggle with why Ashley is making her have un-Christian thoughts
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>>577078718
There's no negative correlation between the two facts. My behaviour is appropriate. And who are you even?
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>>577079308
>There's no negative correlation between the two facts
There's no correlation in general. We're not getting swarms of new blood coming to this place not knowing what the general or the game is about. Do you seriously think that person is actually posting an insane crackship because he thinks it's going to happen, or because he likes it and possibly because it annoys somebody (or multiple people here) into flipping their shit?
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>>577080103
Thank you. I realized my stupidity. Things are looking Grave so to say then...
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>>577080346
I respect you a lot for being able to concede like that when the easier thing would be to fade away, and the more cathartic thing would be to triple down as typical. The only way to prevent this general from sucking complete ass is to have a bit of charity and assume that there can be multiple reasons for people posting the stuff they do, and reducing it to one dimension is bad for discussion. Not that there's much to discuss about crackships.
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>>577079308
>behaviour
Gross. Brits OUT
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>>577080737
If not for them the lingua franca would be frogman language instead. So cut those crookteethed island dwellers some slack.
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>>577081363
*crooked-toothed
Saar didn't do the needful
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>>577053934
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Seems this thread needs some cutesy Momshley with pants on for enhancing quality lately methinks perhaps
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>>577082465
More Ashley is of course more good
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>>577080682
It sounds like flattery but one of the better sides of the game is that it brings people like (You) out, as the antisocial and amoral aspects of the plot is a huge filter for many.
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>>577083052
the idea of Wren being weirded out by Uncle Andrew's touchy habits with his mom is really funny. Imagine his shock once he does a DNA test...
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Someone needs to add Wren to this.
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Jane grabbing Ashley by the throat and warning her to stay away from Julia.
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>>577086260
I'd love to see that
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>>577086631
Man Ashley's got a banging sisrack
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>>577086410

Jane and Ashley meet, and it's just the 2 of them standing and glaring at each other, like 2 cowboys about to duel.
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>>577086782
Sistacked
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>>577074415
My boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for
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>>577088443
It's genuinely a fantastic line. I don't know why people made fun of it so much.
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>>577092417
It belongs in a better game.
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>>577082465
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>>577093867
Many things in Zelda belong in better games
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>>577086782
>Man Ashley
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>>577094973
Ashley on page 9? Unforgivable! See what the lack of g a r b a g -e sisters causes?
Also nemlei taking so long to release an update at the very least.
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Ashley better
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>>577099470
Ashley edit when?
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>>577099658
Wh-what is Ashley doing with those gloves?
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>>577100338
scrubbing the bathtub. Ajax is is bad for your skin.
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>>577099163
>g a r b a g -e
Did you have a stroke?
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>>577101204
I had several!
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>>577101204
It's because of how much I love ashley
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>>577105013
ALL THREE RAW
next question
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>>577105231
Didn't know we had chinamen here.
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>>577106797
sisters don't poop, though
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>>577109629
Cute sister tush!
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It is tiresome to manually get the map IDs through replaying the game
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>>577114694
Nemlei went out of her way to make you suffer.
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>>577115079
I will fuck Nemlei in the ass and force Kit9 to eat the fat wad of cum dripping out from her asshole.
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>>577115481
That's not nice.
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Chomp cute sisters.
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>>577116614
NO! Do not hurt your cute little snugglebundle sister unless it's her fetish.
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>>577116614
Do not hurt your sister, ESPECIALLY not if it's her fetish.
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>>577118450
Sisters can have a bit of light spanking. As a treat.
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>>577118552
What about brothers?
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>>577120664
You are duty-bound to provide for your sister's sexual needs.
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>>577120835
I was asking whether brothers are entitled to any masochism
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>>577120945
No that's cringe reddit shit.
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nemlei is dead
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>>577123840
sorry I meant "cute"
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>>577123840
long live nemlei
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Nemlei is a whore
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I thought this was Julian August, who the FUCK is June?
https://x.com/sukiscoffin/status/2086834487770427774
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>>577127517
Jane, duh
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>>577127517
I guess June is Julia's surname.
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>>577127517
mentally ill fan fiction. It's not that deep.
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i thought of ashley while taking a steamy spikey shit just now, my tummy is hurting and i need momshley to take care of me
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Wizard bitch
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>>577083270
Pantshley-Momshley moistening her pantshley every time Uncdrew's name is mentioned probably annoys Wren as well.
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>>577132012
This makes me clap
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>>577132136
>Pantshley-Momshley moistening her pantshley
>moistening her pantshley
>pantshley
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>>577130153
Don't say things like that
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>>577132246
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>>577132246
Yeah? It's like saying Leyley's leyleys or Ashley's ashleys, couldn't miss an opportunity to attach "-shley" to a word.
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>>577132368
Moist.
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>>577132302
God I love pants... Can't believe Ashley in leggings was something I needed to see so much, thank you Nemlei.
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Your brainrottedshley unfortunateleyley
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>>577132428
>Word. From a sentence. Just one though so that it's not clear what I mean.
You have to speak to me like I'm mentally challenged anon desuka
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>>577132504
Lowrenuinely!
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Game jam status?
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If I wrentify my vocalushlary, wrent would a standrew wrentence even lookshley?
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>when the lobotomized brainrotted zoomer suffers a stroke.
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>>577134536
When you bring her over for devlog and chill and she sees you grab the wrendmi cordley
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>>577134758
Oh, you're the same retard I see post this in /sp/
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>>577134871
What
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>>577134758
kek
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>>577134895
I can promise you. Not a single foid in the entirety of human existence, ever has thought of the difference between an HDMI cable and a display port. Doesn't even come close on their radar.
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>>577134518
>jam
On track! We are cookings the mansikkatietokonepelihillo, very delicious! Tosi herkullista, nam nam~
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>>577134758
Wren's using all the bandwrenth to download his torrentshleys again...I'm gonna unplug the router.
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>>577135182
Fixed
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>>577135339
Momley and Dadrew streaming CW shows...
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>>577135691
What's a CW?
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>>577135182
>mansikkatietokonepelihillo

I love Finland so much it's unreal
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Nemlei Nemlei please draw Andrew getting kicked in the balls
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Is there more to it or is he a joke character?
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>>577138804
O R G A N S
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>>577138960
Imagine being on the operating table and you feel his organgasm as you fade to black
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>>577138804
He's literally me
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>>577031906
FUCK I was actually a little hyped for this
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>>577042712
She's ruining his sweater, that's like the only one he has
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>>577031906
>>577076148
>>577140705
I'm sure he's just saying that to avoid spoilers. You just don't make a game like this without profound sibling love.
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>>577140705
>>577141027
the femc is a loli bros it isn't gonna happen plus it's needy girl overdose dev so it's doubly not gonna happen, it's gonna go all in on the darker parts of coffin but with none of the sexual tension.
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>>577128717
>mentally ill
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>>577141214
>it's needy girl overdose dev
Picked up
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Ashley gets put on Adderall as a kid.
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>>577132136
>>577132302
Love this outfit. Ashley being pumped and dumped is the best.
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>>577144427
This would 100% work on me
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>>577144427
b_ahh is my favorite Andrew bustface
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I'm not close to all this stuff, what's going on with Nemlei, is she in legal trouble?
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>>577147313
Or maybe just that second part.
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>>577149018
Other way around
She is the law and other mothafuckas are in trouble with her
the legal trouble is her lawyer pulling somebody’s asshole out with iron hooks, to put it figuratively
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>>577150605
put me in the screen cap reddit gold coming your way
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>>577150673
shut the fuck up you gay homosexual
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>>577150905
Please don't let yourself be upset at somebody too stupid to read the devlog.
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>>577153410
the log is vague
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>>577153610
No it isn't
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>>577149018
No. She’s pausing development to pursue legal matters. That’s really all we know
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>>577153838
Thank you for the actual answer
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>>577154130
It says that in the devlog.
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>>577154167
Yes but I didn't know if anyone here knew more that she maybe didn't want to say
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>>577154130
No problem. Sorry we have a guy who schizo’s out whenever anyone asks. Somehow he thinks anyone asking for clarification on the news is a troll
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>>577155779
I didn't say he was trolling, I said he was stupid.
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>>577154130
To be fair you don't deserve an actual answer for being an occasional fake fan, house rules
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>>577155849
>Is there anymore information what's going on?
>You are fucking retarded holy shit
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>>577156797
based
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>>577157694
That's not what he asked. He asked if she was in legal trouble, something answered by the devlog. That is why I called him stupid, and it was deserved. Stop schizoing out man.
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>>577157901
Such a weird thing to get mad about in a very slow general kek
Why not just tell him "No we don't really know anything about it"
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>>577155849
Well then why did you think I was talking about you?
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>>577158662
Because the only negative replies to him were calling him a fag or an idiot. I guess you're stupid as well.
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>>577158791
>everyone is actually talking about ME
Literally a symptom of paranoid schizophrenia desuwa
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>>577158978
So the alternative explanation is that you were apologizing him for a person who theoretically exists but did not actually reply, and in fact had nothing to do with the conversation whatsoever. It looks like you're the one suffering from hallucinations, if anything.
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>>577159106
Wow you’re awfully defensive about a post that apparently has nothing to do with you
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>>577159106
>the alternative explanation is that you were apologizing him for a person who theoretically exists but did not actually
Show this to anyone and ask if you're mentally healthy
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>>577159895
But WHY is it so pure?
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>>577160096
>But WHY is it so pure?
Men generally don't take lesbianism seriously, they don't see it as competition, and therefore consider it safe, or at least safer than the alternative
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>>577160272
You’re the evolutionary psychologist, aren’t you?
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>>577160316
No. I'm explaining cultural norms.
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>>577160971
But it's sand, sediment, and rock at the bottom of the ocean?
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>>577161114
There’s water too
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>>577161484
Prove it
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>>577161741
The last guy that did that got a group of people compressed to the size of an atom in a fraction of a second.
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>>577161741
Julia wouldn’t lie
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>>577161950
Julia is a hussy, her life is a lie.
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The TRVE ENDING will be the cutest, most sickeningly saccharine cuddly huggy bullshit ever. ??? will use his fart nigga magic to bring the siblings back in time where Ashley hugs it out with Renee and they move past the things that happened. Julia comes over to visit with her daughter, knowing the siblings are fugging and having the tact to just not mention she knows, and Julia's daughter (Nina) and Wren play with Duplo blocks (young children can choke on legos) while have some coffee and laugh over the past while Ashley gives a stern warning to not let Nina steal her little baby boy away.
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Cuddling and watching Pixar movies with Julia.
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>>577163747
They still have to give us the:
- texas chainsaw massacre ending where ashley and andrew reach america and go fund a family of incest cannibals
- massage parlor ending, nuff said
- ashley fiixing herself while andrew gets worse, so he serves julia's head to ashley in a silver plate.
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Playing with Julia’s body until she begs me to insert my throbbing 8-inch cock into her
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Need more Ashley!
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What will happen in the next chapter?
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>>577172936
I too would do this if Andy started wearing earrings
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>>577171054
Sex, of the sibling kind.
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>>577173334
Earring are effay
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>>577176713
>effay
you mean effaygeegeeohtee
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>>577159741
>STOP NOTICING THINGS!
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>>577178473
Anon, there's a reason I didn't bother continuing to reply. Can you guess why?
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A pie: made of miniature Ashleys. Calling it a Cutie Pie.
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>>577179284
Appshley Pie.
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>>577176713
>>577178063
So true!
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>>577179712
>QoH
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>>577179712
Anybody who dresses like this needs to be stuffed into a labor camp.
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>>577170848
Finally. A post I can get behind. I got you.
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https://x.com/tsukiguke/status/2029549995456643183
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>>577180524
Big-ass gorilla paw hands
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>>577180453
Shirtless lawyerdrew...
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>>577179837
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>>577135339
I have to wrenturn some videotapeshleys.
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https://x.com/i/status/2087251686251180281
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>>577178564
>Can you guess why?
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>>577181095
That's not even vague, the context is available in the reply chain.
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https://x.com/i/status/2087212658462204390
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https://x.com/i/status/2087230277651230821
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>>577181774
Placement of the band-aid or whatever it is on her nose makes her look tarded kek
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>>577181916
Checks out
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>>577181916
>>577181964
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Intellectualley sistergifted.
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>>577182107
Breastelectually boobtitted
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>>577182391
titty jugs boob boob sistertitty
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Teen Julian sprites, get your teen Julian sprites here
https://old.reddit.com/r/CoffinofAndyandLeyley/comments/1vlgixo/teen_julian_sprites_by_me/
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>>577182583
>reddit
how very fitting.
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>>577182583
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>>577182702
Hey, this tastes like cum...
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>>577182583
Saving these when I get home
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I can promise you not a single person is going to download these and this redditor faggot is replying to himself.
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>>577182763
Bet you know what that tastes like, huh?
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>>577183237
I agree but saying it out loud just kicks up the "UM SCHIZO ALERT!!??" shitposting.
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*woosh*
There.....happy now....?
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>>577179837
furfag detected
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Stumbled into the ESL side of the Coffinverse today. I swear the absolute worst art ALWAYS comes from Latin America.
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There ain't no happy...
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>>577183970
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I have Julia fatigue
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>>577183970
>the absolute worst art ALWAYS comes from Latin America.
Hey man, don't forget about Russia.
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>>577184437
Everyone does except the redditor.
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Gee!
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Who is the stupidest retard in Coffintopia?
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I always wonder if it's outsiders who come in here to start shit and when it's people who've been here for too long. Sometimes it's obvious, sometimes the lines get blurred. Either way, it's genuinely sisterless behavior.
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>>577183793
>>577184082
Julia posts are always so pleasant while non-Julia posts are always such bad vibes based on an attempt to signal to others how much the poster fits in
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>>577183237
i did, i don't see the issue you're trying to create
are you always such a bad vibe?
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>>577184782
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>>577184782
The anti-julia thing is a running joke that a very small, very unhinged group of retards take seriously. And I say group, but what I really mean is "probably one guy but I don't want him to derail the thread further pretending it's not."
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Julia is like Renee, a good character and design given a bad name by a minority of very annoying posters.
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>>577185229
There was only one Juliafag who was *actually* annoying on any consistent basis, and I'm pretty sure he was actually a "whatever I need to be in order to annoy people at the moment"-fag.
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>>577184782
>>577184982
>bad vibe
>>577185145
>person accusing others of samefaggotry
he's not even good at hiding.
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>>577185340
>person accusing others of samefaggotry
Oh, like you're doing right now?
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>>577185229
>fake impartiality
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It's honestly just pathetic at this point
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>>577185449
What does that even mean?
Stop undeservedly smugposting before I rape you.
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>>577185567
The worst part about being retired is that when I pop into this thread to talk about coffin I have to deal with a larger-than-average pool of unemployed people.
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>>577185340
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Daily gay slapfight! Daily gay slapfight!
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>>577185691
Nice inspect element. Hence why you didn't post in mere milliseconds
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>>577185691
Anon, there's no point in trying to demonstrate your innocence. It's a completely unfalsifiable claim because you'll then get accused of using multiple devices, inspect element, or pretty much anything else.
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>>577185675
>unemployed
I’m doing this at work. I’m on the phone with a client right now
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>>577185796
>>577185815
>inspect element
>same devices
bro is just dry snitching atp
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>>577185901
>Absolutely, Mr Clientberg. I wrenuinely believe we can meet your requirementshleys. Ahem. Genuinely.
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Julia induced melty
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>>577186127
Adjacent to the Nemlei-induced melty, the Ashley-induced melty, and the ???-induced melty.
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>Julia induced melty and it's the july guy replying to himself
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>>577186127
Canon Julia physique btw
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This general isn't even that bad compared to the rest of /vg/ but somehow the relatively tame shitposting we get here infuriates me far more than other generals, maybe it's because I treat Coffin discussion as serious business?
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>>577186323
>the relatively tame shitposting we get here infuriates me far more than other generals
It's because a lot of shitposts here exude the sense that the person isn't shitposting, they're actually taking it deadly serious.
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>>577186243
This game is a melty machine for the mentally feeble
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Coffin is the most serious of serious business. The world economy needs to stop and the stock market need to tank in the red over every single discussion about whether Andrew wears a Coffin when fucking Ashley or not.
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>>577186732
A straight-up Delphium-255 reactor.
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It has become increasingly clear to me that the best we can hope for is a Halloween release...
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>>577186846
Halloween 2037.
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Delayfag vindication in droves. Unlimited vindication.
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>>577186846
Anon, I hate to break it to you but if Nemlei is in some kind of copyright enforcement dispute those court cases can take -years- before they resolve. The Band Tool got in a fight over cover art copyright from 2007 to 2015, they couldn't release albums or do anything until it was over.
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>>577186786
condom* goddamn it. But the good news is the DOW went up 800% after the pregnancy CG in SnS
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>>577187245
Once the ball is rolling there's actually not a lot Nemlei has to do. It's the planning and discovery phases that take the most time.
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>>577187245
>copyright enforcement dispute those court cases can take -years- before they resolve
I heard from a certain source they're actually just applying for overall legal protection for their IP, and it's actually quite common and doesn't take longer than a few months.
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Any idea who she's actually suing? Please please please please PLEASE tell me it's Graveyard Shift.
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>>577187672
The legal protection for the IP means litigation. The fact that it's identifiable as an IP is the extent of its legal protection.
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>>576930523
If only these degenerate artists knew.
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>>577186846
>he doesn't know
anon i...
nemlei has abandoned the game and (You) will never get a refund, to love is to let go
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>>577187939
silly Japanese people with their silly lisp-adjacent accents hahaha they're so silly I love them so much
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>>577187787
>Any idea who she's actually suing?
Me
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>>577188120
You deserve it.
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>>577188120
Shouldn't have made hagmod and then siphoned clicks and donations off of it to fund your (barely if at all) legally distinct Coffin game then dumbass.
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>>577186323
>the relatively tame shitposting we get here infuriates me
*mwah* <3
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>>577187838
>>577187939
Will this be the burial of The Coffin of Andy and Leyley an RPG Maker MV game by Kit9 Studio? Or will you Decay Along with me until the very end?
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>>577181916
I thought that was her mouth showing teeth for a second because the artist decided on that derpy ultra-uguu~ Clannad-style look for some godawful reason. It's still derpy now that I see the mouth is below, but less so.
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>>577186786
This but unironically
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I love Andrew bussy
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>>577189845
No, /ck/.
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>>577190317
Look at her. True culinary genius, yet her shit brother can only make pasta and misery. This is why Andrew deserves death.
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>>577190661
>This is why Andrew deserves death.
Everything would’ve been better if Andy was the one in the box
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Breastfeedshley
https://x.com/i/status/2087277565535039914
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other games like tcoaal? in terms of tone & subject matter
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>>577192421
Coffin is unique. Nothing like it. That's not me being facetious.
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>>577192421
Omori and Better Half
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>>577193286
>Omori
Not since Omocat cut Mari being a brother molester from the plot
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>>577191716
Fuck I wish that was me!
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>>577194416
which one
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>>577194689
Don't ask questions you aren't prepared to hear the answer for.
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>>577159329
Your Honour, the sexy cat blinked at me. She clearly wanted it.
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>>577195251
Coffin is just a compilation of Nemlei's sex fantasies.
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>>577183970
Jfc please for the love of God don't post your art if your proportions are shit (ESPECIALLY nothing NSFW) people will mercilessly (and rightfully) make fun of your shit.
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>>577195361
As all games ought to be
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>>577137401
Some shitty live action super hero channel or something
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>>577137401
Child Wrenography
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New Leyley dropped
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>>577196018
Argentina is the only South American country I like.
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>>577137401
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>>577195361
pump and dump this whore
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>>577196018
>Assault rifle generation Tina
What a nickname
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Why does Ashley have belt loops? Are there really shorts out there that require a belt?
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>>577197505
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>>577197505
You've never seen jorts?
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>>577197505
blasphemy
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>>577194416
It can be! Find a decent guy, have your own child, and renounce your fujo ways (if you want!)
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>>577202813
EXTREMELEY cute
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>>577202813
It may get yet cuter
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Sisters should be cute
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Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.
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>>577160272
>they don't see it as competition
Right up to the moment your beloved leaves you for a girl. You realise that you had been living in your own reality leading up to that point, and you were woken up in the worst way imaginable. All because she wanted some pussy instead of someone who could provide for her. Fucking bitch.
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>>577207659
I hate to rub salt in the wound but your girl was going no matter what. Hussies know no loyalty, they only eat hot chip and lie.
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>>577207747
The wound has healed; it's been years. But a scar yet remains, in the form of deep acrimony. On top of that, I am sisterless. Makes me wish people valued their unrelated friends and partners as much as they do family. Because no matter how much you are wronged by family, you can never change said family, and naturally strive to make things right. Not with unrelated people. That's why divorce has become so common.
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>nemlei off fighting legal war with brazilians
I guess that gives me time to replay the game. I murdered the kid on my main save and can't go back to fix it, I don't want to end up with psycho Andrew in chapter 4
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>>577209069
>That's why divorce has become so common
It's common because it's easy. Removing consequences from decisions skews them toward high time preference.
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>>577207659
You good?
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>>577209278
How true. I will be honest; I'm not big into traditionalism, but I do greatly value the cohesion between partners that was once commonplace, now sadly lost to time. People back then were more willing to rectify their mistakes, and maintain a healthy relationship no matter what. Now, people are extremely hesitant to even marry in the first place, and when they do, it does not last.
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>>577209498
>is tcoaal is the first

ESL chama...
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>>577209991
Thus we loop back to the superiority of sibling incest.
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>>577183330
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>>577209674
Yeah, thanks for asking. It's just that it's extremely hard for me to make friends (or more) that I truly resonate with, so removing any one person from my small yet cherry-picked group is catastrophic for me. I could get to know a lot of people if I wanted to, but I feel zero inclination towards making normie friends who will never be able to truly understand me, or fucking some bitch I have nothing in common with just for the sake of having sex.
In hindsight, I should not have ignored the psychopathic tendencies (and many other red flags) of my ex that I clearly noticed back then, yet chose not to give any conscious thought to, until it was too late. Hormones make you do stupid things, and so does loneliness. I don't think I will ever meet another person I have more in common with. Hell, I bet she likes Coffin too. Won't get to ask though, since nothing but hatred remains.
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>>577194416
*were
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>>577211347
The unfortunate fact of reality that younger generations are going to have to come to terms with is that modern dating is a negotiation, it's a deal; if you aren't willing to walk away from the table you'll get royally fucked (not in the good way). Love and romance was a poem, then it was broken down to its base elements, analyzed and tested through trial-and-error in the real world, and reassembled into something cold, sterile, and brutally animalistic.
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>>577209132
>>577209132
>I guess that gives me time to replay the game
HELLO THERE. WOULD YOU LIKE TO WRITE DOWN ALL THE MAP ID'S IN EPISODE 3A FOR ME? I HAVE A PLUGIN FOR THE GAME THAT CAN HELP.
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>>577211768
Not really. Affection-based relationships are a novelty and also a rarity, sadly. Way back, procreation was the only true purpose of relationships. Pushing out a dozen children because most would die in infancy due to modern medicine not yet existing. Marriage was simply a way to make things official, yet two people that were married were more inclined to maintaining at least an amicable relationship as a result of having to live together for the rest of their lives. It's still definitely a one in eight billion kind of deal, to find someone you truly love, and who truly loves you back.
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>>577212849
>Way back, procreation was the only true purpose of relationships
Yes, and we as a society managed to evolve to a point where we could achieve the excess in resources necessary to focus our pursuits to things more trivial than survival. I am lamenting a regression in the standard of living.
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Sex. With sisters. Is the answer.
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>>577212021
>I HAVE A PLUGIN
I ain't downloadin that shit nigga!
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>>577214952
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>>577214952
You can look at the code to see whether it's a virus: https://pastebin.com/r0VYDuq9
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>>577215149
Good thing I got Norton when I clicked that shit, anon tried to hack me or sumthin'.
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>>577215685
Dammit, I'll get you next time kiddo!
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Six. With seven. Is the answer.
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>"Anon, why do they advertise products as 'new and improved'? Doesn't that imply that the last product was old and worse?"
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>>577217468
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh don't worry your little head about that, I'll take care of it
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I just finished Signalis and I gotta say, Coffin is a much better written game because it doesn't degrade itself with old "trying too hard" indie tropes like MEAT and poorly described esotericism. At it's core there is something good there but it's drowning in bullshit.
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>>577218240
>MEAT
What does this stand for?
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>>577218240
>>577218316
I too am deeply curious what this could mean
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Hey, where the hell is the discord link?
Are you nerds still there?
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>>577218661
No, go away groomer.
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Hussies are getting cuter than ever before
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>>577219058
NOBODY is saying this
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>>577218316
>>577218437
Literally fucking MEAT. PULSATING GLOBS OF MEAT as a "horror" element and an entire chapter where you are walking around shitty dark MEAT HELL with nonsensical layout because the FLESH GOD (psychic mass of assimilated minds) is being fed faulty info and does not have the slightest fuck to give.
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>>577219058
Inkyink is such a lucky man...
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>>577219442
Modern edginess is such a fucking joke
They have cannibalism and murder and guts ripped out and spread around but oh no you can’t say faggot or retard or tell someone to hang themself or say the gamer word
It’s all so fucking gay
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>>577218772
I'm just trying to catch up with my bros and sisters, dude.
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>>577221136
yeah your little brothers and little sisters I bet
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>>577218661
sent ;)
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>>577221208
Where?
I'm pretty sure I deleted every online account I had y'all in.
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god damnit my keychain flashlight turned itself on in my pocket and burned a hole through my pants and melted its own lens
I’m so fucking mad
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>>577222130
Nigga's carrying the sun in his pocket
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>>577222202
lithium ion lights are bright these days, this one is about 1000 lumens
it still works but the honeycomb pattern on the lens melted smooth in the middle so the beam is uneven now
also I have a hole in my pants
and not like a cool fashionable hole like in the knee part
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My sister was telling me yesterday that the song "Alive" by Pearl Jam is about an incestuous relationship between a mother and son and that the song "Enjoy the Silence" by Depeche Mode was about heroin. I told her that I did know that. She said that they're both good songs, but she'd like them better if "Alive" was about an incestuous relationship between a brother and sister and if "Enjoy the Silence" was about me and her. I didn't get it. My sister is weird.
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Coffin is eternal!
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>>577202813
Cute! I love Nemlei, and Ashley, and The Coffin of Andy and Leyley
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One time I jumpscared my imouto by walking around a corner and she screamed, farted, and cried all within the span of a 20 seconds.
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>>577226046
I always felt like “China Girl” by David Bowie is constantly switching between being about cultural imperialism and heroin addiction while pretending to be about racial fetishism on the surface
it’s the kind of thing David Bowie would do, to be honest
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I'm legit trying to reconnect with y'all.
Please just drop me a link.
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>>577227943
There is no discord, and insofar as there is one that had existed, it is so utterly removed from the thread that it bears no relation. Nobody can help you here.
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>>577226046
>"Alive" by Pearl Jam is about an incestuous relationship between a mother and son
I got curious and looked this up. It's half true. The second verse is, the first is about how his own mother basically dumped on him about how his step-father wasn't his biological father. I guess he didn't know. What I find fucking weird though is the juxtaposition of these two separate anecdotes in the same song... perhaps songwriter has some serious issues. Though I guess being a drug addicted faggot from rhe PNW just causes this effect in people, especially in the late 90s.
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>>577227943
There literally is no discord and anyone who says otherwise is trying to groom you, literally.
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>>577228040
Guess I'll just have to move on.
Thanks.
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When it comes to incest songs. Can it get any better than this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiI4XvGZlfs
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>>577228370
Even the comment section has elite ball knowledge.
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>>577221975
>>577218661
What was your screen name?
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>>577228370
John Lennon wrote "Julia" about his mother of the same name, who he met and had a borderline incestous relationship as a teen. As depicted in the nowhere boy biopic.
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>>577228752
>borderline incestous relationship as a teen
It's almost never talked about openly, but single mothers very regularly engage in emotional incest with their male children; usually the eldest.
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>>577228925
Gimme a sec
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>>577229227
>>577228925
Okay add ifachw and I'll send you an invite
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>>577228040
>>577228186
I was in it but never posted or even looked at it, it's not on my lists anymore so I think it's likely been deleted for a while
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>>577229651
The discord was a containment zone for attention-whoring radioactive drama magnets, there's no way it didn't implode.
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Someone posed the discord invite January 2025 or so. I didn't join because I had just quite discord for good. But I image if one still exists, it's small and probably not worth anyone's time
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By this point the /calg/cord is off-topic because it's a friends' hangout for the people who joined the original server in late 2023 and remained friends after it imploded. It's not meant to be a general-purpose Coffin server and most of its members stopped using /calg/ a long time ago.
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add me on discord
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>>577230403
Discords are cancer by nature. Social media in general is cancerous to this site if people are able to collaborate in a place entirely separate from here.
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>>577230953
Discord is indeed pure cancer but you are aware there was literally an official 4chan IRC from the first day of the website, right?
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>>577232739
I'm aware, but IRC has a massive barrier of entry. The barrier of entry in question being not existing the immediate forethoughts of the common man.
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>>577230953
4chan is social media, the real cancer is social media with JavaScript.
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>>577232957
There's a key differentiating factor though, in that the modus operandi is anonymity. I feel like a good chunk of posters here can tell it's me based on my syntax, in fact they usually do, but most of them don't say anything because it makes you seem a little crazy. The idea that you can put your dogshit takes out in the open and then blend back into the background noise if they're not received well is a good incentive for people to speak their mind, which is a key difference from a platform where you can easily search up a user's entire post history to use against them at any given point. The lack of a persistent identity is what has historically differentiated 4chan from the rest of the internet; it's its biggest strength and biggest weakness.
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>>577230953
I blame Facebook mainly.
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>>577227943
why would you want a discord link so badly?
is it because you wanna try to groom some minor to fuck their own sibling?
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>>577235845
It's infinitely amusing that Discord is primarily known for babyrapers and fed ops.
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Thread somehow found a topic worse than the Julia spam, I'm impressed
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>>577236141
Julia is cute... for a hussy. She can't compare to a sister, of course, but as far as hussies go she's not irredeemable.
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xhitter? faceberg? pisscord? blushi? instagoy? Reddtard? 4cucks? Nah, I just sit in my steam account with 0 friends and just play the Coffin of Andy and Leyley
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One friend: your sister.
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>>577236141
All topics are worse than Julia.
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ashleyfags on suicide watch, SAD!
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>>577237407
Neither one is accurate. huehuehue
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>Actual Ashley (she locked the fuck in)
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>>577237407
she still looks hot in these two images
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>>577237808
i can smell this drawing, imagine the stench of piss shit and sweat mixing together while she was using the restroom
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>>577237808
>locked the fuck in-
-the McDonalds (cringe)
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>>577238082
(based)
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Ashley's actual dimensions on display
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>>577238247
Those are some mighty fine Ashleys there.
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>>577238247
A body made for bearing innumerable nephsons and daughternieces.
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>>577236141
And here I was worried about derailing things with the tangent about accidentally setting my pants on fire
silly me huh
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bit early ik but which thread theme you want me to bake?
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>>577238525
Cute Ashley.
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>>577238525
Something with sisterboobs
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>>577238525
weird route edition
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>>577238805
Cinema
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>>577238805
you know what sure lets go with that
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>>577238525
Propeller hat Ashley because its cute
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Anyone have that CG of Ashley standing in the doorway from that one vision?
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>>577239123
Ashley's hips are excellent.
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>>577239247
N E P H E W B E A R I N G H I P S
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>>577239247
She's so fucking cute.
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we are almost in the end, just keep posting guys!
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>>577238525
what’s that wrestling move where you jump up and scissor your legs around somebody’s neck and then flip them headfirst against the ground?
I’m sure Ashley must have done that to her brother at some point
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>>577239426
huh, wrong reply?
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Ashley for the last bump
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alright, thread's over. i'll be baking on page 7 instead bc I'm already too fucking impatient rn
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>>577239679
I'll give Ashley a baby bump
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>>577239787
Be civil.
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>>577239547
no I was just thinking that would be a good op pic if there was one
it would be like a metaphor for their entire lifelong relationship, or something
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>>577239817
as if THIS whole general is civil in the first place lmao
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>>577240691
>>577240691
>>577240691
>>577240691
I told you I'll be baking on page 7



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