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whys my murmur missing all the time
Fuji Kiseki
Tachyon ATTACK
sooo, how's the club going?any drama?newcuties?
wahey
>>576377014>he bought both debuffs
Digitan LOVE
>>576377104flatties love
>>576377081a merge has been proposed but the clubs wont do shit
>>576377268one anon shitposting about a merge isn't a proposition
>he bought the 5% friend bonus song again instead of the +2 speed gain song
>>576377014unless it gets 564'd mumur goes off like 1/3 of the time
>>576377253Its literally me
Last Thread
>>576377043built for competitive motorboating
>>576377371>evil cms>hate dirt…how are we holding up uma?
>>576377309I'm still flopping back and forthby the endgame you get to buy a fuck ton of the friendship ones where it really starts racking up stats anywaydo perhaps think the flat bonus is better if you're not putting in a flex card, so only sped and wit
>>576377014Murmur and Iron Will has the same activation conditions, minus the whole 'early-race' thing.
*shoves (You) to the bed*
>>576377296lots of people in Mambo and autis/uma/ agree with it tho. I know because I have a spy account in both clubs
>>576377523can confirm i was in this anon's ass
>>576377371>sovl lost
>>576377371>mambo earners played worse
>>576377576can confirm I was in THIS anons ass
>>576377491>sped
Jockey Yutaka Take speaks about his favorite racehorse at 40th anniversary exhibition: "I remember feeling like, 'Finally, he's appeared.'"Sports HochiA preview of the exhibition "Yutaka Take's 40th Anniversary - An Unprecedented Record" (August 5th-24th, held at Marui Imai Sapporo Main Store, Sapporo), commemorating 40 years as a jockey since his debut in 1987, was held on August 4th, with jockey Yutaka Take in attendance. Ahead of the exhibition, which follows venues in Kyoto, Tokyo, and Kanazawa, he shared his feelings, saying, "Looking back, so many things have happened, and I feel the immense importance of the encounters with so many people. I'm reminded again of how much support I've received from so many people, including fans and those involved in the industry."When asked which horse he has the most attachment to in his career, the legend prefaced his answer by saying, "I've ridden so many great horses, so it's very difficult to pick just one," before adding, "I think the one that had the biggest influence on me was Deep Impact," naming the undefeated Triple Crown winner. "He was incredibly strong. I was amazed that such a powerful racehorse existed. I'd always hoped to encounter a horse like that someday, and I remember feeling like, 'Finally, he's here!'" he said, describing the greatness of the Hall of Fame horse on his back.Regarding his future goals, he stated firmly, "There are so many races I want to win, but this year, it's the Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe (October 4th, Longchamp, France), which we've already decided to participate in." He added, "It's a race that has been my long-held goal and dream, so I'm incredibly excited," expressing his enthusiasm for the world's top competition, which he will take on with Meisho Tabaru.
>>576377554my cute childhood gf
>>576377554tell me, why does she bue
>>576377309>no dont buy the multiplicative bonuses>buy the additive bonuses first!Based, even better if you buy the +1 speed song for a horse with 20% on speed. Never EVER buy the power or wit ones, only speed
>>576377014how/where do u see this?
>wasted 15 rolls on uma banner>got nothingI will never recover from this bwos...
>>576377712>Never EVER buy the power or wit ones, only speedthis but unironically
>>576377723Premium stat pass, 20$ a month
>>576377723it's cheat software
>>576377371>falco feel cupFeeling up Falco's A cups from behind
>Ryan's VA is getting married
>>576377647Can the son of Gold Ship finally give Japan what they want?
>>576377320so its a retarded noob bait then. you can just dom+keen eye everytime
Other than the gold skill, Daiwa is unironically better in gl than FM lmao
Pray for me, brothers
>>576377827https://x.com/afumi59/status/2084474515770450165
>>576377723You just watch your race real closely then write down what happened
>>576377371Yes Rickey!
>>576377104Erotic chests.Flat chests erotic.
>>576377723Believe it or not, it's right in the OP labeled race analysis
>>5763780487 and you ultra high roll4 and the run crashes and burnsAny other number and it is just okay
>>576378125i did this during CM12
>>576377653I bet this two frots
I'm still making parents
>>576378048Rickey brickey!
>>576377104>>576378202
>>576378048you already clicked power too much or have too many power sparks, dead run.
>>576378326Wanna make children instead?
I already made my parents and aces cos im going open league
>>576378410why is she naked
cringe gaylo
>>576378505It was me, I'm taking the blame, I did it
>>576378353
*smooch*
>>576378563Not flat enough
>>576378214damn, seems like too much effort to get it running and then get potentially banned too
>>576378702wtf!
>>576378756nothing ever happens
>>576377491Bwo the flat bonus is literally just +2 Speed every time you click Speed/Wit.After the 1st Concert you should have at least 10% TE, ideally 15.At 10% TE you're already getting more than 2 Speed for a 20 Speed click, not to mention the extra Power/Wit you're getting
Bros is Mejiro Ardan good in something? Like can i use her in some future CMs or TT atleast?
It is not TEIt is FB
>>576378572
>>576378719>>576378563>>576378353skinny. flat. ribs.
>>576378862Every uma can be used in TT.For cm she's an oshi pick
>>576377014You need to be blocked for Murmur to fire off.To properly get blocked, your Natie can't go above Dirt C but she can't be Dirt G, you need to give her some sparks. If you run double debuffers your other debuffer can do the blocking, but with enough debuffers they all block each other.
My wishlist for 5.5 Anni newumas:1. Contrail2. Lemon Pop3 Efforia/Shahryar4. Lord Kanaloa5. Ushba Tesoro6. Kinshasa no Kiseki7. Kizuna8. Lyx Gracieux9. Sambista10. Phalaenopsis
Oh boy. There's still a lot of misinformation on how you're supposed to go about Grand Live.
>>576378382why are you punching me
>>576379009foresightfags btfo once again
whys the playerbase playing murmur vs xoguri? are we retarded? that shit doesnt do anything
>>576378934contrail bro...
I actually put in less than 0 effort for this cm holy moly
>>576378934>There is uma named Air JihadI want her so much
Doto's boobs
>>576379107If I'm going to lose, I want to lose to an Xoguri, not to some honest oshigamer.
>>576379151What about these SAGGY tits?
>>576379009
>>576378071>>576377827man nip women really love marriage
>>576378835it's not TE it's friendship bonusyou get early flat bonus, and then you get FB by first summer so you start using facilities at lvl 5 with it, this only works if you only use speed and wit cards tho
no one gives a shit about this cm
>>576379110He is owned by Maeda, so they have the rights. Surely they won't cuck us and Tactbros from this Anni right?
>>576378876
>>576379139Back when Uma Tsuyoshi design revealed but not her name, everyone thought she was going to be Air Jihad (Airji has blaze too).
>>576378873I will ruin her figure by having too many kids
>>576379251They will add another mare or something
pepole were saying raisu power was bad but she can be used here i hate this playerbase so much
>>576377927Third nuke?
>>576379151are XXXL
>>576379345Power cards are le bad, though
>>576379225I like this reasoning, makes the most senseso flat INTO fb by first summer
>>576379151
>>576379225It's TE that only applies to Friendship trainings, at least that's what the game says. And since you're clicking Rainbows all the time in GL soon after the 1st concert the buff is basically always active
>>576379312a lot of people thought she would be Wing Arrow
>>576379345only buhis that autismed 16+ stam sparks
>>576377554
>>576379345can't wait for all the power card haters to jump at the ruby card as soon as it hits the shelves
Mejiro Ryan's VA got married. Say something nice about her.
Suzuka's boobs
>>576379460its not lol shes probably equivalent to creek or even better cause she lets you -2% xogs hp. the thing about gl just adding one extra facility to click with the pal card is massive for token income and you can just buy energy. non te pow cards like vodka feel so bad to play with just one
>>576379448This pic has the "good" version, right?
>>576378071>>576379639God I wish I could marry Ryan
>>576379645dont' exist and that's a good thing
>>576377296>shitpostingWhile I agree it isn't a formal proposition because I'm not danchou or even an officer, I'm very serious about the idea
>>576379639give this haircut to ryan
>>576379201>>576379448>>576379558i’m going to pump so many loads into her halloween alt
>>576379625whys she good?
>>576379780this is a man
>>576379009@umaGrok, please tell me how to play Grand Live properly
>>576379780SO FLAT WOWFLAT FLAT FLAT
>>5763798040.4 accel gold skill
2 power cards = mile1 power 1 stam = medium2 stam cards = long
>>576379804she isn't but her gold skill is insane
>>576379639I hope she's happy and has lots of kids
>>576379639She does a good job trying to save a terrible design
>>576379780i actually look like this
>>576379780wrong
>Umamusume wind tunnel testhttps://x.com/kero_zn6/status/2084593524650172806
closer to her heart
>>576380124wife
>>576380124>>576379780Suzuka naizuri bruising my cock
>>576379895How embarrassing would it be for Japan if he gets a repeat?
>>576380039
>>576380119I want to breathe in this air
Umas below 150 cm should be forced to run sprintsUmas between 150 - 160 cm should be forced to run milesUmas between 160 - 170 cm should be forced to run medium distancesUmas taller than 170 cm should be forced to run long distances
why do people song carryover when you can just wait for better song pool to drop instead of proccing a shitty pool. i also find the +3sp in between classic summer and end of classic no one talks about how you can still get the flat bonus stats
>>576380235nyo...
I don't like pump because as much as I like to gamble the 6th pos requirement is too inconsistentI can make do with just mpb right
>>576380204not at all, besides the fact that they can't purchase his cum so his win sort of misses one of the points of Japan Cup
>>576380281this is true, please stop doing carryovers im begging you /uma/
Umas should all be tit monsters. It's in the name.Uma Moosume.
Umas should be forced to be silly
>>576380281What the fuck is a song carryover
>>576380431how silly
>>576380470Don't worry about it
>>576379918heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>576380416flat-chested umas are necessary to make the big-boobed ones stand out even more
>>576380470like speed carryover but for songs
Wait a minute, she got me to meet a father figure...AIEEEEEEEEEEEThese conniving stallions are dangerous
Me and your danchou? Yeah I fucked them, they love my cock
the real hidden GL tech is that after the senior summer concert, you only buy 2 songs and start saving up, LH gives you the 3rd song for the great success and then you use all the saved up tokens to buy nonstop without songs appearing after the last concert is overyou don't need the scenario gold and buying more bonuses that will only apply to 3 trainings is retarded
>>576380574what's a speed carryover
>>576380431
>>576380431rudolf is so cute in this one
>>576380281You don't usually song carryover much apart from junior -> classic specifically, if you buy 4 + set up carryover in junior then you only need to buy 19 total techniques to get your first 8 song buys instead of 20, and it also shifts more technique buys into junior where they cost 10 each. It's just more bang for your buck, basically.
>>576380490about this much
>>576380119
>>576380603marry her already
Wtf is a "poinsettia ribbon"
:D
>>576380704how dangerous
i need to inject more greens into my lickey
>>576377296I wouldn't mind it. Clearly neither danchoe wants to actually kick the bottom earners
She's just got no boobs
am i doing this debuffer thing right?
>>576380865less complaining more fan farming you little slaveno, I won't do auto trainings, you will take my McQueen suicide run a day and you will like it
>>576380603It's lucky to keep your cock inside Rickey's warm umanko for long periods of time.
>>576380510>>576380574Is this some sloptuber thing where they try to coin a term for something super basic?
>>576380431Agreed
Young single mother....
is independent ss on ura a lot harder than ss on ogc
did you guys see the nintendo direct
>>576381114>singleWrong, we're happily married.
>>576380918Yes, too bad you didn't buy late savvy tho, it makes the ASE range bigger.
>>576381114making siblings for ai-chan
>>576380886this is me
>doto "goofs' constantly outside or races>meanwhile during races she's 'suddenly" super confident and seriousCURIOUS
>>576381220YWNBAU
If I actually do leave next month and make a club should it be a combination of the names or something unique?t. top earner
>>576380852She's so cute, bros...
>>576381112Symboli Kris Silly
>>576381220heyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>576381180ASE isn't worth it imo, just use 564 to guarantee Murmur or maybe bring Keen Eye
>>576381286I want to deflower this angel
>>576381340hi
>>576380804her face after the second concert during gl is so funny why did they make her so round
>>576381386I've ran enough test rooms to see ASE+MM is worth it, umas with 900+stm and heals dying is incredibly fun.Then again I also have rushed debuffs that shred stamina like a mf, but if you're going to stamina debuff bettter go all the way in.
>>576381495I like getting this chud to come out of her room
>>576380804
>>576381386As per hakuraku team stats:Natie with murmur+564: 43.4% team wrNatie with murmur+keen+564: 40% team wrNatie with murmur+keen+eyes+564: 37% team wrNatie with mrumur+eyes+564: 37.5% team wrYou certainly are a lot more evil for fishing for murmur+eyes though, that'll miss some easy kills from missing murmur sometimes but you can hit it big and kill some stuff you're not meant to
>>576381713mom is angry
>>576381713honestly i need air groove so bad that it’s not even funny anymore
https://twitter.com/Bryio/status/2084576728018759857
>>576381802What about with Siphon?
>>576380703why not just save lel you can get the sp song before summer potentially it costs more at 4 songs
>>576362797>>576362649In my case, I was saved by the game refusing to connect to the matchmaking servers
>>576381958>-0.01 stamina drain
>>576381072what would you call it, then?
Tell me about next CM18, who should i build?Is Vodka fine? t.umalet newcutie
>>576381713I like the one where Dream Journey is very shocked her trainer is leaving for a week
>>576382165Also curious if Suzuka fine on CM18?
>>576382165Vodka is fine, she has great growths for this scenario.You can even understam and buy BOFA
>>576382165lates should very good just like they were in cm5
>>576382291Yes, probably more viable than sprint as a runaway since you'll have some time to build a lead
>>576381958I can't be bothered to do all the combos with that but general natie team with 564 and no siphon are 39.8%, natie teams with 564 and siphon are 28.3
Please help me bro is this stam enough? Does it need another click or should I click something else
>>576382443For CM? No
i don't know what to call this sort of vocalization
>>576382443press staminabuy shake it out too
>>576382443that much stam wont help you
im bringing NN as my only wit card so i can bring a stam card and shit is terrible
>>576382386>>576382336>>576382298Ty bros, i will ask more specific questions closer to this CM
>>576382586have you tried using stamina parents
How much difference does 1.3k and 1.6k spd matter? I saw someone trained xmas oguri in unity with good stats 1.3k 800 1.1k 600 1.1k with access to free nsm.
>>576382647what do you think NIGGER
Ningen can't defeat umas...
copa copa
>use Kitasan>get 1600 sperd and a lot more power>use Tachyon>hit 1400 speed and less power but I get 300 more spThis sucks man, I hate this CM
>>576383065you're supposed to use both gwo
>>576381802How is murmur + ase + 564 not strictly better than murmur + 564? The former has the same consistency and can highroll harder.
18* stam sparks wasn't enough
>>576383065Uhhhh, use both?
>>576383014Rickey panties...
>>576383107>>576383138I'm running Creek, and I need 2 wit cards...
>>576383065>use Kitasan>get 1600 sperd and a lot more powerthis is a gaslight
rickey rickeydickey brickey
Does evil nature need dirt mutation or she's fine at G?
>>576383130How the fuck is it not enough? I only bring 9* stamina sparks and with no stamina card I can still get to almost 800 stamina with buying stamina upgrades with my red points
>>576381386Keen eye is really worth it if I go for a pure stamina debuffer? 564 firing it seems like a missed murmur opportunity
I feel like I hit med S on 90% of my ace runs, affinitymaxxing is so worth it
if you are already bricking youself with a stam card why not use a power card like rice or air groove for swinging maestro/lie in wait
>>576383121Murmur has a tough condition that makes it only proc naturally like 1/3 of the time, and it's the best of the gold stamina debuffs. So in a lot of races you enter late-race with murmur unprocced, 564 goes off and picks ASE with no guarantee of even hitting the enemy aces, whereas in solo murmur 564 would have rescued your murmur here and hit all enemy aces.
>>576383249Yeah so use both, creek, 2 wit and LH?
>>576381016This brat needs correction...!I will send you and your flatlining ass to a B+ club
>>576383420/uma/ told me power cards are bad
>>576383420Nobody uses Power Rice
Ryancucks? your response?
>>576383420because those fuckass cards don't give enough stamina or even power
>>576383420b-because power cards are just bad okay???
>>576383602>non-celebrity personhey that's me
>>576383602She looks demented
At which point does the writing go from "trainer is a sweaty old uncle I tolerate out of necessity" to "trainer-san please impregnate me"? After 2nd anniversary?
>>576383531/uma/ has been trying to sell me their latest power card for the past year, where have you been?
>>576383602maybe ryan would get a husband or some fans if she had the same haircut
summoning good luck
>>576381315She's silly when she wants to be
new day
sweaty old uncle? where??
>>576383713it's the elongated chin, no one with a big chin is a normal person
>>576383508Curren Toilet'dor
>>576383420Have you tried using power Rice?
>>576383421I feel like people forgot how unreliable Murmur can be before 564. It's one of the reasons dominators were more preferable before, now it's more balanced between the two
>>576383932She reminds me of the House of the Dragon witch actress, she has a similar face and pulls off the crazy psycho bitch act extremely well
I only need to hit double murmur once in finals
>>576383289we fucked
Is there a story card i should prioritize getting?
>>576383420>why are people using stam cards for stamWhy even use power cards? Might as well click on stamina when Fine Motion and Kita decide to roam there
>>576384154Brian or Ticket for late auto hints
I have mlb power vodka and I honestly just love using it, especially now that they unbricked bofa.
>>576383730day 1 with Rice
>>576383776this strategy is hilarious
>>576384298Thats the debuff duo I was going to go for too. Do you put Creek as a pace or late?
>>576383730After Still in Love
>>576384369you put her as late so they block each other
>>576384298Nice Nature is the most evil Uma created
>>576384440makes sense, gotcha
>>576384176This, just click stam during summer when there's a Maru Kitasan Finemo and LH stack for that sweet 65% TE
The Mejiros are breaching top-100!
>>576382165literally anyone is fine for cm18
>>576383730Day one
>>576383602I dont care about VAs, but mejiro ryan is unironically one of the best voiced umas in the game. At least 80% of the reason I like her is because of that
>>576383602Happy for her. She’s really good as Ryan.
>>576384176Chinese Umas be like
>>576384237procreate with rice
>>576384692
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>>576384717yeppers
>>576384774oissu
im convinced pace chaser is shit and late is king
>>576384774You going to take the hint or?
can i use this for my lates instead of bricking my deck with a st*mina or p*wer card
>>576384707She's supposed to be fat
>>576383730>"trainer is a sweaty old uncle I tolerate out of necessity" to "trainer-san please impregnate me"Gold City...
>>576384938yeah
Regular or gold Falco?
>>576384938genuinely pretty decent card, but you'll obviously need stam sparks to compensate
>>576384912no one has ever denied thisit's oguri that's good, she just happens to be pace most of the time
Good morning friends :)
>>576385029
>>576384912I dont know if youre right, but I hate the fucking Diawa Scarlet boobs SSR card that you have to use for Neck and Neck
>>576385029>>576385206Why'd they make Suzuka so beautiful? It's not fair to the other umas
>>576385229Roll for KS Miracle Guts then
I've lost all motivation to do runs, make CM aces, parents, etc. because Fusapan is not on Global...
>>576383730I think it depends on how much Cygames wants the character to sell
>>576385323You didn't care about her until she put on a swimsuit
>>576385284I dont like pace chasers enough to roll for a guts card
>>576385398So what? I barely knew she existed before then. Something had to be the catalyst.
Hello!
>>576385513>steals your trainer
>>576385398I was posting her bouncing like this before that, so I have official Non-fraud fan rights
>>576384991Gold
Bono!
>>576385513How is a 15 year old Umadol meant to compete with a cow
>>576383289Five more children
>>576384572I love this artist's blob style. Please post more from them.
>>576385923
>>576384991
>>576385153Good morning babu poster
>every test lobbies is two doms or two murmurs
SAY THE LINE BART!
Mongol Derby is starting todayhttps://x.com/racingKilns/status/2084641145062363579
>>576385323why does ai-chan's mom dress like this
Schizo rant but even though both uma and BA are about grooming vulnerable high schoolers, uma has a lot more emotional weight as canonically we spend three years with JUST one trainee, where as BA is a shallow "omg you're sensei let's have sex", and that makes us the better grooming game.
fixed
>>576386154ruined
>>576386131She's got it going on and she knows it
>so called free thinkers
>>576385982But people told me gold Falco bad, base Falco better
>>576386154this is Rice's mom
>>576382443>>576382482>>576382519>>576382548>won 4 out of 5 pubsGood enough, thanks bwos that seiun tho
>>576386154delete this
>>576385153Ohayoooo
>>576386140>where as BA is a shallow "omg you're sensei let's have sex"almost every uma released after 3rd anniversary is like that tho, especially the mares and there's a lot of them
>>576385817Umadols look like this?
>>576386278The more specialized to dirt she is the lower the value you get out of spending 30k getting her.
>Got Taishin yesterday>Now this cutie today
I don't think about other gachafags at all
>>576386154ew
>>576386397>almost every uma released after 3rd anniversary is like that thogood
>>576386445You're going to Düsseldorf
I didn't care about Gold Ship until I listened to Goal to My Ship and saw her in her swimsuit
>>576386450They have to self-bump like they do in their threads to try and get a responseIt is kind of pathetic
>>576386140>grooming vulnerable high schoolersI'm just doing my job
Acshually the Umas groom you
Where is he...
>>576386154IMPROVED
inumusume
>>576387036cute dog
>>576386154bigger
>>576386343>>576385993Hello!
I spent the last 2 weeks playing "real" video games and still haven't made any ace at all
>>576387127Thats a big Tanuki...
Late xog with uma2 is still viable, stronger than pace xogs even
>>576387265This but end
>>576376904>Aston Machan AND Seeking the Pearl this monthI only got back into Uma because I heard Aston Macha was coming, that and auto-mode now lets me do okay in this game I don't understandI have around 70-80k carats, am I able to get both, or do I have to choose one?
>>576382484Rula my girlfailure wife...
>>576387194i'm completely checked out of this cm toomight unironically send my TT niggas
>>576387204For us!
If I went to KFC and saw Stego I'd go every single day to see her again.
>>576387194i couldn't give less of a fuck about this cm and got addicted to palworld
>>576386278That was true until people started bringing 4 stam deboofers to every lobby
>>576387194I'm gonna play Oblivion for the first time ever
I'm slowly getting there. At least now my green skill cancer parents are done
>need to update team trials(?)>need to build mile parents>might need to rebuild cm ace>need to farm fans (half tp event so fun)
Is there anything significant with these numbers or is this event just ass for no reason?
Keiba reps final boss:Name them all
>>576388138arr rook same
I dont give a fuck about anything that isnt the actual cute anime girls I want to have sex with
>>576387583naisu
>>576388186
>>576388206nah, keiba ojisan is different
>>576387449A spark is 30k carats bwo
>Fast Learneruh oh
>>576388186>>576388340>esl>using OC designs for no reason
>>576388467Wait, so I can spark both??? Yippie!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't think I ever rolled since I dumped whatever I had for Kitasan black (I rolled one whole copy)
>>576388340
>>576384572
>>576388138Oh shit it's Opera O
>>576388138the only ones i know are take and lememe
>>576388512You might even be able to double spark the fine motion/maruzensky card banner depending on if you get them early.
Seiun Sky should end her sentences with nya occasionally, but only sometimes
>>576388516His owner and trainers needed to get their asses beat, what the fuck was that schedule.
>>576388479GANBATTE, FARUKO!
>>576388516>>>576388480it's supposed to represent the irl horse, dantsu had one of the most fucked irl careers
>>576388138Middle right is Wada Ryuji
>>576388681She's doing it!
>>576388620Are those cards that good? I think I was supposed to roll for NTR or someone when I asked the last time I dropped by, but I might have missed it. I thought there wasn't a point to rolling for cards unless I'm able to MLB them though? I think my best cards are Kitasan with 0 copies and like, I think I have two dupes of Super Creek's card but that's about it, I just borrow Kitasan every time and hope life works out
my rice? showered
>>576388782>1/2 end closerHave you ever raced with your life on the line?
>>576388670it fucked me how they treated the horse, some people really forget they're also living beings
>>576388689>asked about Aston Machan>read this absolute misery storyI'm so sad, things like this keep happening, it's absolutely miserable and I wish I could give all of them a big hug
>>576388816NTR was good for literally one scenario, Kitasan is still the best speed card. Only Tachyon and Maruzensky come close.People probably told you that because there were free pulls on NTR
>tamalove and /uma/hjong also derankedTwo more clubs to join the merge discussion
falco.....
>>576388954You know what, it may have been the free pulls, I don't know if I was able to get those but I definitely don't have NTR. Uhhh I have the 1.5 anniversary thing that lets me pick a card, should I go with Kitasan? Or Super Creek and bump her up to 3 out of 4 dupes?
>>576389034>everyone merging togetherthats kinda hot...
>>576389109If you are going to pull Finemo and Maruzensky wait for that banner.
>>576388941on the bright side uma allows every horse to shine in their own way
Does Intense Gaze work the same way as Dominator/Tether, no-range global velo nuke
>>576389073There are no dirt races on Early January. Did you win 2 times already?
>>576389109Super Creek is usable at 3lb so you'll no longer have to borrow her, I don't think 1LB Kitasan is worth it at this point of the game, just use SR like Sweep
i did my best...
>>576388689>>576388516>>576388340>>576388186thats not funny
>>576389358She will die to 2 murmurs
>actually getting A+ umas nowSurely if I train them again with A+ parents I'll eventually get S-rank umas and perhaps even compete in the zodiac races...>>576389256Wait what, I was prioritizing Aston Machan and Seeking the Pearl though>>576389312That's probably one of my favourite bits about uma, anyone can be a hero of their own story>>576389340>you'll no longer have to borrow herI've been running her at 2LB because I like her, I guess I can at the very least improve everyone's performance>can't run her card if I'm also training her
>>576389358not owning fine or tachy is crazystill good enough
>>576389497Why would it be?
>>576389330only oneshe exploded again in january as expected
I liked the story. It was cute, extra cute even with Tabho
>>576389523>Wait what, I was prioritizing Aston Machan and Seeking the Pearl thoughThat rerun is at the same time as the Machan banner. That's why I'm telling you to wait and see.>Surely if I train them again with A+ parents I'll eventually get S-rank You get in average better parents with higher ranks uma but that doesn't mean they are good. Your problem is probably that you didn't pull the human right Light Hello/Tachyon banner with free pulls. I guess you aren't borrowing Light Hello either.
>>576389708RIP
BROS i got 5 stamina parrent!! I'm coool dont laugh i'm newcutie
Since we are being forced to choose a specialty I think I have to choose paces and fronts because I dont have nice nature and im missing some end closers.Will paces become good at some point? I have lots of good pace cards.
>>576389958biwa's massive boobers
>>576390108Pace chasers are favored by the developers while fronts run out of good cards to pull
>>576390108You don't have to do anythingIf you want to main Lates and want a Late Surger wit card you can pick up Air Groove to pair with Ramonu
DAHBBBBYYY
>>576385153Konbanwa babydachi-dono.
>>576389959Sorry, I might be a bit retarded, what am I waiting for exactly? Aren't they separate banners for cards which I'd be ignoring in favour of "muh horses I like that I get to actually train">human right Light Hello/Tachyon Oh, did I miss someone else too...>I guess you aren't borrowing Light Hello either.No, no one told me about that, I haven't played for a few months and I've now only been borrowing Kitasan and only doing auto-train
>>576390240I saw a YouTuber say those choosing the pace specialty are supposed to roll on KS Miracle Guts. A guts card? Really?
Why do they even increase your idol stat caps every concertWho the fuck is capping these
>>576390376>i saw a youtuber
>>576390376We use guts cards in later scenarios, yes.Ks Miracle guts is so that your pace chasers have access to a (gamble) accel
>>576390086Pace Chaser lmaoooo
>>576390240Can't believe you guys keep getting gaslighted. It only started after 4.5 anni because Cygames wanted to be sure that Cat Maya doesn't destroy Anime Oguri and Orfevre doesn't destroy Almond Eye.
>>576390376Non speed/wit specific style cards are borrow only for now
>>576386154rice isn't that big
>>576389843>reddit tachyon
Is there any way to simulate 4x murmurs
>>576390380>Who the fuck is capping theseShe does, after all her name is Oguri Cap and she's the ideal idol.
>>576390086>2 stam + borrowed 3 stamIf you use that as a gp you may get a 6-7 stam parent
>>576390625>nextdoor cafe
As a frontcuck am I supposed to pull or borrow Bobo wit 2.0? Anything else aside from that?
power training with ogurin
>>576390530>Cat Maya doesn't destroy Anime OguriHappened anyway
>>576390338Basically the rerun I'm talking about comes during the Machan banner and after the Pearl banner. If you have 60k carats left after pulling Machan you can pull Fine Motion and Maruzensky cardsAnd yeah Light Hello is a must have but at least 0LB is enough
>>576390692you need bourbon wit
>>576390376in theory but the banner is right before ramonu, and you'd rather roll on ramonu and ancestors so more realistically you'll just borrow it sometimes like you're borrowing scarlet power right now>wait, but i'm not borrowing scarlet now!exactly
>>576390271I probably have the best late umas on my roster.
>>576390652Nah i cant get 1100 stam because i dont have cards, but i got 5 stam parrent, 2here + 3 from GP
>>576390692>gold groundworkYou NEED her
>>576390694Nah it didn't because pace chasers got by a large margin the best speed card, the best stam card and the best power card in the span of 2 months kek.It's so obvious that Cygames remembered how dogshit pace chasers were for long for 2 years because of fronts and did that to kill them.
>>576390853I do not have the entire character roster memorized, so I’ll believe you
>turn before concert>slacker eventFuck you.
>>576390770>>57639099160k it is then, sounds good
>>576387937>Medium Aoh no no no, slower than the average S med Xoguri
>solid preparation support>liquid unprepared traineeugh
>>576389497sorry
>>576391076>He doesn't have the entire character roster memorized
>>576391061Anon, Anime Oguri was trash. Whether it was because of how bad she synergized with Onsen or whatever, but she was outclassed by literally everything. Chrono Genesis was the real menace that CM.
>>576391151what do you think "getting there" means you illiterate lobotomite
>>576388480holy fuck kill yourself
>>576390692After having Maruzen you are pretty much chilling until Bobo.>2027 jan
Reddit Cafe
>>576391164I wish Dantsu would feed me cheese...
Dantsu never fucked
CM17 status?
>>576388670most normal trackblazer schedule
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>576390748I'll think about it, setting aside my reserves for Machan and Pearl I'll probably have only 10-15k so I don't know if I'd pull for those cards unless some miracle happens>Light Hello is a must have but at least 0LB is enoughWait, should I get that with the 1.5 anniv card then? Can I, even?
>>576377060Cafe Retaliation
>>576391564until now!
>>576391579i'm going to have sex with umama
>>576391579Ready to terrorize Group B with Nice Nature Ace
>>576391197Anime Oguri was a disappointment especially in mile but she was still better than any fronts. It was just unfair how pace got 2000 more SP and way more gold skills compared to other styles that CM
>>576391702you'll lose the irl gacha and instead you will have sex with the chiyoposter
>following the drunk hag>triggers her token event once>barely enough to buy 2 songs by the end of junior year>-1 borrowI don't like this drunk hag anymore
Considering that SMaru/XOguri/Vbourbon are the first Big 3, which ones are the next 3?
>>576391640Most of the time you don't reach pity and if you keep playing you can get more carats before the end of the bannerAnd sadly you can't select LH with your voucher
>>576391564Dantsu smells so bad no one wanted her!
Has anyone seen Light Hello give you tokens on the same turn a facility upgrades?
>>576391925Idk like Blaze Brian Kita White and NeoUni? The uma meta is less stale later because they make kits more and more specialized.
How was your power training today, anon? You are lifting for your uma, right?
>>576391925None because after that they stopped making umas strong for several distance and they get powercrept fast.
>>576391925vfujin is vbourbon 2
>>576392090That sounds pretty stale still. Oh it’s tokyo 2000? It’s tokyo 2000 uma cm. Oh it’s nakayama 1600? Nakayama 1600 cm.
>>576391959I am so sad...
8 days to go.
I dislike missing fan targets because of never racing in GLI want my trainee to be the biggest star
>>576391632Gold City smile in my heart
any club with an open spot?
>>576390271>Air GrooveBut Fast and Furious is complete dogshit though?
>>576391925All I know is that when this comes along, apparently everyone (except gaslighters) are gonna tell you she's an absolute must pull
how much stam do I need for CM18?600 for a pace?
>>576392613I'm dickpulling that one
She’s so smart
>>576392258That's because otherwise it's the same uma every CM and the Japs were vocal about how they hated that especially during GL.Before they would make most of the umas bad on purpose now each uma is good for a specific condition so she can be good. You like Eishin Flash? Before they would have made her 2nd alt bad on purpose like they did with Valentine Eishin. But instead they made her super strong for Tokyo medium so there's a point to roll for her.
>>576392176I didn't...forgive me....zzz...Tazuna
>>576391321on god? that IS pretty chill...
>>576392858Curren dislikes when her clients forget to pay extra after cumming inside btw
>>576392858Whore
>>576391632A googolplex amount of people will say, are saying, or have said this.
>don't have the gems for Pearl FUCK
Aruvu...had a hard life...
>>576392613>p*celol, lmaoShe's cute though
>>576393110no one says this
>>576392951>>576392975Please be kind to my precious and pure little sister.
Please don't talk to my wife anymore, Helios. Even though gyaru Ardan would probably be hot.
Nice
>>576392176Isn't it soul-crushing that Donna won't be able to pass on her transcendental beauty and strength if she marries a womyn? Her insides will uselessly caress a plastic object!!
>>576393252You're right, because I was ready.
>>576393361
>>576392618800 because of 564 ruining the game
So, I got enough money and finally can get the starter ticket, who should I get with it, Taiki or Regular Oguri?
>>576393369Cute Lunawife
>>576393523Special Week
>>576393564>larper
>>576393136I don't get it, wh-what happened
>>576392892fake because i would kiss curren chan
>>576379918Please be in London.
this CM killed any hype people had for GL, and that's a FACT
>>576393361Helios will turn your wife into a slut
hi
>>576393564>>576393640Machan is also a glasses larper. These umas...>>576393681She's an orphan
>>576393361weiiiii desuwa
I swear if this bitch gets 7th again I'm going to do something I won't regret
>>576393852Too big
>>576393784is it as bad as pisces at the start of mant?
>>576393573of course reddit tachyon likes reddit food like oreos and KFC
>>576393802And that's a good thing!
>>576393361All will succumb
>>576393931long is actually fair thoughwish we had more
>>576393919Have you tried learning songs before the race?
>>576393110>mfw have to spend 30k carats on pearl because she's kawahime's close friend
>>576393784GL just sucks
>>576393919I've done a lot of Ace runs with Rickey and only lost that race once. I don't know why people keep complaining about it so much
I'm done with shit game.From now on I'm playing The Sims 4 with the Horse Ranch Expansion Pack™ which can be yours for the low low price of $19.99!
>>576393564
>finally got S Rank medium + Fast learner>the shittiest rainbow rates known to man even with +35 specialty priorityThis is actually more tilting than in MANT what the fuck
>>5763941796 careers lost 3 times (one was 2nd place which gave her enough fans but required another race to meet quota for champion's cup)
>>576393931You could actually hit the stam requirement for Pisces without bricking your deck
>if you are losing, get raped and die (late, long)
>>576394214hag
>>576394425My last spurt will hit your face
>>576393523>All arounder and good ParentOguri>Mile/Sprinter and great ParentTaiki
>>576393784Grand Live is just not a very good scenario. CM17 being ogurislop and also dirt, killing majority of the roster, certainly doesn't help
>>576393252True, because I saved up for her
>>576394425next long is arima kinen which is a fake stam req
>>576394425This is the skill that makes lates insanely strong on longs, but sure
>>576394425gwo your behold thine emperor's flashy triumphant go first step da?
>>576394515Guess, I'll take Taiki then, I have Xmas oguri and I thought of getting regular one since I believe Xmas is not good for mile but Taiki can help me for miles in this case.
>>576394425You will learn the meaing of true fear in the future.
I don't know what card should I borrow when doing debuffers
>>576393891... oh.That really fucking sucks.
>>576395043gold shitty speed or SSR rudolf
>>576394425>perfect accels are already here
>>576394964I fear brown women
>send me a whatsapp or whatever to get an inviteWhat the fuck?
>>576388930Senior fall, two speed trainings she will fail
I laughed
>>576395329>active at night
>>576389708Nevermind lolJust avoid the g1, she doesn't need the fans or sp or anything from racing, her career has plenty of races
>>576391564died of pneumonia because they neglected him so badly they didn't even notice until it was too late, only a couple months after retiring
>>576395421SEIYAA
>>576395260>he is scared of this
is uma stan always worth it?
Brown uma hours?
>>576395731yee
>>576394007
>>576395607Dantsu should have gotten to fuck
>>576395731Always is
>>576395439I-is this really what umas get up to at night?
>>576395636Yeah
All my aces keep ending up dumb because my wit cards are never giving me rainbows, even borrowing CB isn't helping
>>576395340She turned out mid and probably a downgrade from my previous Falco
another day i wake up and watch a tm opera o phonk edit and then remember ive run her in every cm and never gotten her a win one timeoshibros... its a hard life...
>every club is doing way worse this monthWe already went from 8 A+ clubs to 4, coincidentally the only ones left were the quota ones
>>576396243we have no quota though
>>576396163Just use Nyopera bwo
>>576394007*six sevens you*
>>576396243B+ chuds are thriving we went from not having to play the game O to not having to play the game OO
>>576395967he should have, but apparently breeders (proven retards) didn't value his bloodline. dantsu's story is a sad one.
>>576396243But /uma/ club is at S+ this month?
tarumae would probably have sex with you if it would make you stop believing in feng shui
>>576396627What if I already dont believe in feng shui but want to have sex with her. Do I have to pretend?
>>576396627what if i had sex with rickey instead
>Rickey arranges your sex dungeon to be more feng shui
>>576396627Feng Shui is bs anyway
the raped
>>576396627>rickey would have sex with you if it would make you believe in feng shui>tarumae would probably have sex with you if it would make you stop believing in feng shuiI'm abusing this loop
>>5763969514 and fuku dies
>>576396613golly gee I wonder why...
>>576396971Feng shui isn't re-ACK
>>576397036Is this what loopers do???
>>576396971>what happened?what happened? she just doesn't have her destined Trainer in that timeline, so she never had a chance to achieve her goals
In terms of RAW STATS, what's the best speed alongside Maru and Kita, in your opinion? Ignore skills entirely
>>576397430Biko btfos both you mentioned
>>576397361we kissed
>>576397521gwo?
>>576397361Unprotected raw lap pillow?
>>576396049Don't underestimate central.
>>576397621Your priority?
I was wondering what this reminded me of...
>>576397430Maru outshines Kitasan during summer and late game, Kitasan is consistent (lol)
>>576397706anon...did you have to spark twice for 1lb?
>>576397706Priority is not a statI use Festa Wit as my primary wit card by the way
I think I'm falling for Rickey...
When does something worthwhile appears for Club Point Exchange? I've got plenty in stock
>>576397807Your works instantly out of the box no bullshit delayed TE?
>>576397664cute wife
>>576397918I only press Speed and witOther training facilities are bad
>>576398014Your initial speed gwo
Gold City Piss
>>576377371>speed hog besteven here... we can't escape from the beast...
>>576398014yeah at lvl 4 it's already on par, and you usually have that by first summer more or less
>>576398179Why do they superchat her to sexually assault me on stream? That is like an uma rape culture or something
>>576395329latinx use whatsapp and facebook more than any other social media platform
>>576398179
Repeat after me: "Feng shui isn't real".
>>576398317fans like shipping the umas with their trainers
Why is Rickey so lusted after in this thread? Her design isn't even that sexy.
Naked Inari OneNaked Zenno Rob BoyNaked Marvelous Sunday
>>576398562
>>576397632if dia does that she'll have a baby...
>>576397890You have to wait until rainbow crystals show up.
Why is Kita so lusted after in this thread? Her design isn't even that sexy.
>>576398562Chinese psyop
Haah... With the amount of times I've restarted Rickey runs, there's no way this will even make it past the finish line
>>576398562everyone loves the upbeat and cheerful girl. just like kitasan.
>>576398845If 7 ygmi
>>576398845>copa-copaIs she a pokemon
>>576398845Shiraoki, curse this fool
>>576399030she is a succubus
>>576398702>she'll have a babyShe will!
>>576399051what did I do to you...
>>576398768>He doesn't like Kita
AAAA THE GAME IS BRICKED
me and my umadacchis after another ERP sesh in the clubchat
(My)/(The Enemy) Goldship Taishin Seiun Smaru VBourbon Xoguri Rickey is so incredibly (Based)/(Cringe) because (I)/(They) built them with a (F2P)/(Whale) deck and they're an Uma (I)/(They) use because (I'm a Goldship Taishin Seiun Smaru VBourbon Xoguri Rickey oshi)/(I love wheelchair umas on [insert current cm]) and any time I (win)/(lose) it's because I'm (using)/(against) an incredibly (Skillful)/(Braindead Wheelchair) Uma. No Stopping Me and Straightaway Spurt Groundwork and Early Lead Festive Miracle Triple 7s and Luck Runs My Way are such (Cool)/(Cringe) skills and I would (die for Goldship Taishin Seiun Smaru VBourbon Xoguri Rickey)/(kill this bozo and anyone who plays her)
sexy steel body
My cock is leaking like crazy lately
>>576381137Why is the new Fire Emblem so brown
global also on that brainrot schedule accel
I'll just go fuck myself I guess
Do people actually like Brickey here
>>576399691>noooooooooooo bwo spend better bwoooooooooooooo that's entirely your fault bwooooooooooooooooThis scenario sucks
>>576399663Not fast enough, I wanna pull for her and explore the Scottish highlands together already
>>576399723I used to before I tried running her on GL, it's pure CBT
post something cute
>>576399795It's quite literally just spend better. If you're dumb enough to try and wing how much you need, that's completely on you
>>576399952
>>576398768my girls
>>576398562She's not that popular.But she is a strong racer.It's mostly what you might call a "noise majority".
>>576392892is curren trainer gay
Why are Kita and Rickey paired together in artwork so often? Is it a keiba thing?
>>576399909she'll be fun to build after hogslop CM, trust
>>576400034Yeah because everybody loves to spend only the token they have the least. You're so smart in fact RNG doesn't exists at all
>>576400206they're me
>>576400206their IRL owners are good friends so it translated to them being childhood friends in-game and in S3
XDDDD
>>576400206actual childhood friends
>>576400206Their owners were friends and Kita shows up in Rickey's career a lot
>>576400430>he spent his Viretard
We need a proper mahou shoujo character
>>576400043
>>576400287If that's your take on how to play the scenario, I can see why you're shit. I could point out how you're retarded, but you'd be the one benefitting from it, not me.
>>576400603...
>>576400603
We need SPARK LOCKS.I am not going to make it to next anni without them.
>>576400412>>576400464not just that but kitasan and rickey were both born in the same breeding farm
Any club recruiting?
the overeating event is the dumbest gamblewhy the hell would you ever risk slow metabolism unless it's MANT
>>576400603>>576400670Chocobobo does seem kinda magical girl, doesn't she.
I haven't gotten out of junior year in over 15 tries I think I'll just auto this scenario until it's over, it's way too frustrating to play.
>>576400967its magical what she does to my penis, yeah
>>576400637Yeah bwo, I'm so shit please teach me how to play, smartass-samaRNG decides your run and if you don't agree you're retarded, simply as that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dv6_DI-oP7kCute daughters making ramen
>>576399150Based Falco saving the youth
>>576400936it's a 90% chance to improve your run significantly
>he does not know budgeting
>>576400967reminder that mecha shows and magical girl anime are basically a stone's throw away from each other
>>576401310and a 10% chance to brick it full-stop
Shart Falcon is kind of shit as a 2nd front for Rickey, is there another option?
>>576400936It's just to bait architects. Many runs were bricked because those guys simply can't get enough of their umas being total fatasses.
just save up your PA and VI bwo
>>576401394your run is objectively shit if you haven't risked a 10% training at least once
>>576401420oonige to feed her pace up
>>576400936I like the spe, oguri events more on those.
why are we suddenly pretending RNG doesn't exist?
>>576401440Bachelor of Architecture bros................
uh oh brickeyshouldn't have wasted carats on a dirt wonder
>>576401503>oonige to feed her pace upnta but honestly just might do thisis suzuka or palmer better for this? probably suzuka right because concentration
>>576401503>Front RudolfI don't get this
>>576400936You have risk aversion to a fault if you aren't having your uma shoot for at least +30 energy every time on that event.
>>576400936can you really call yourself a good uma trainer if you didn't masturbate to Taiki's Getting Back Into Shape event at least once
>>576401684you are literally a cygames mossad agent. fortunately I am immune to propaganda.
I'm not complaining and never will complain, but why did they make the almighty Emperor look soc:
>>576400801I'm shocked they didnt roll out the spark subscription, which includes spark locks iirc, it basically scoops up the minnow crowd.
>half of our A+ clubs just gave up
>>576401824ironic, you post the uma who became a massive fatass
>>576401860I'm boosting my fan resume for next month <3
>>576399952before the thread ends cute
>>576401860i thought it was just mambo
>auto with zero wit cards>hit 800 wit somehowi think we should drop wit cards from GL decks
>>576401860>legal sweepy destroyed /uma/What did we learn?
>>576402046life is temporal
>>576402046Indonesians really do have a lot of free time
>>576402046
>>576402046/uma/ is too lazy to login every 50 minutes to setup auto trainings
>>576402045i don't think anybody was running wit cards in auto
What if you raped the director?
>>576402193>lazyI have a job
>>576402046it turns out disc**d clubs won
>>576402046Most trainers hate actually training their trainees...
>>576402046the only thing that destroyed /uma/ is this shitty ass CM, it being so restrictive made it so no one wants to try different umas or host rooms
>>576402247I can actually use my phone at work
>>576402347I only like guts training
Us white men will never score with uma seiyuu while genetically superior Indian Brahmin keep winning
>>576402383Xog was a mistake. Is there any other uma in the future that is as divisive as Xog?
>>576402424the benefits of having a fake job, I suppose
why did cygames even include dirt courses or dirt umas in the game in the first placethey are barely supported at all
>>576401420Unironically Seiun is one of the best 2nd front for frontfags. If you can proc angling you win the race. The problem is if you don't have a fuckhuge gap between you and the 2nd uma, you automatically lose, and you'll be something like 5th. She's REALLY bad at holding out on the last spurt unlike S Maru and Bobo, so your entire game is about creating as big gap as humanly possible early and mid race.
>>576402534>>576402534>>576402534
>>576402247Get a job that lets you access a phone for 3 minutes every 50.
>>576402557I do not like that art very much at all
>>576402468dalit
>>576402515If it's so fake why do I get paid and have more freedom than you?
>>576402524dirt in general hasn't been popular compared to turf in japan but there's always a fanbase that supports iti'm out here supporting my homie finger to do well in the breeders cup
>>576402480there are really strong ones later but only for specific distances like 2400m or 3600m but are mediocre at others, even white Kita who's often called xog 2 is still only good in a few medium tracks
>>576402557>westoid threadsomeone bake a real thread
>>576402515ah yes, a real job is when you can't even be on your phone for two minutes once an hour
Can we get an ntr thread please
>>576402745dozo>>576402921>>576402921>>576402921
>>576402557this is a schizo threadsomeone else bake
>>576402908Unironically yes. Name one job that keeps the wheels society turning where you can whip out your phone every hour to play a videogame like a fucking kid.
>>576402707Neets of 4chan envisioning jobs as only the kind of job where a supervisor rides your ass for having a phone out is funny, in a way.
>>576402515Wagie wagie in the cagie
>westoid or brownShit hours
>>576403002name one job where you can't
>>576403119Heart surgeon.
>>576400936I run dumpy so it tells me if it'll work
>double thread hours againLet's goooooooo
>>576403167i forgot that heart surgeons literally spend their every waking hour operating on heartsyou retard
Me when the heart surgery goes longer than 50 minutes>scalpel... suture... hang on a sec, gotta open my phone and start a new autoplay...
>>576403517if i get a 1 wit spark you're fucking dead kiddo
>>576403517>gotta do it for danchou! What if the run I skipped was the one in a million where I would have hit all my sparks?
>>576402468Hanamaru is the reason I wanna fuck Yeppers. Country bumpkins are hot.
>>576403517There was that time where that surgeon was shit talking a guy with her co-workers non-stop while he was under. I assume surgeons do all sorts of stupid shit once you get the gas.
>>576403517Hospitals are full of lower-ranked people who are in training or whatever. You'd just hand your phone off to one of those at a time like that.
>>576403909I've unfortunately been through a few surgeries, some of them where I couldn't be totally knocked out, and I gotta say: when there's banter going on, I know things will go well. When it gets quiet you know shit is serious and it's not going as smoothly.
>>576404161dude they use you as a tutorial
>>576404274AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>576401842Fat?
>>576403449It's that or cheating with the nurses after a long session of tiktok recording
>>576402468I know he's rich as fuck, but that makes me wonder, the seiyuu is rich too, not at the same level, but still. So this tells me she has a an habit of overspending and she already lost all of her money and this jeet is his "get out of bankrupcy" card
