Previous: >>576475590>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Winning Ticket (alt) (3*), Narita Taishin (alt) (3*), Smart Falcon (alt) (3*), SSR Tokai Teio, SSR Twin Turbo, SSR Light Hello, SSR Agnes TachyonCurrent CM: Virgo Cup 2 - Ooi Dirt 2000m Medium/Right/Fall/Sunny/GoodCurrent Event: Wings of Steam and Steel, 1.5-Year Anniversary Celebration Part 3>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/kapy9o.jpg 08/05 - Yukino Bijin (3*), SSR Silence Suzuka, SSR Smart Falcon08/05 - Virgo Cup - Medium/Right/Fall/Wet/200008/12 - Seeking the Pearl (3*), SSR Daiichi Ruby, SR K.S. Miracle08/13 - New Legend Races08/18 - Halloween Agnes Digital (3*), Halloween Meisho Doto (3*), SSR Daitaku Helios, SSR Mejiro Palmer08/18 - Days Flying By Story Event08/25 - Aston Machan (3*), SSR Fine Motion, SSR Maruzensky08/25 - Libra Cup - Mile/Right/Fall/Firm/1600>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Summer Seiun Sky (3*), Summer Mejiro Bright (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>576497980I NEED HER SO BAD
>>576497980
VIRGO CUP literally today?!?!? Wtf
Ardan's not that big
>>576497980That one is somewhat better than the fag and curren shitpost one.
VISIT TOMAKOMAI
Digitan LOVE
Anniversary's done and they don't even have the decency to drop a suptix on us.Or rather, they do, but it's only for support cards: A mechanic that only makes a suptix beneficial if you have four other copies of that rare card to begin with.I love Umamusume, but I can't afford the game. I'll be back if they ever make a buy-once-forever Monster Rancher-like Umamusume game.They won't, because whales exist, but I just want it on record that I would buy such a game in an alternate fantasy universe.For those who have the money or patience, I salute you. Have fun, and may your Umas ever find the pace.
>>576498123>he's not (mostly) done
mejiro FARDAN hehe
wtf should i do if i need Bourbon wit card, but i cant spend 600 rolls on her?Iam fucked
>>576498129But I get that big when I see Ardan
>>576498167remind me to trim this soundpost so it loops properly
>>576498153I will if I get a free paizuri from a big tiddy country bumpkin uma
Ardan is for _ _ _ _ _ _
Is that a pasta?
Hello friends!!! She wouldn’t want us to be sad!!
>>576498332so true babbyposter
anons am I going to die next CM? 801 stamina + 1 gold + 2 whites + 650 guts for a late surger... but I think I'm short 100 stamina arent I..?
come do a room or two <3886708748867087488670874
>>576497980big uma milkers
>>576498481use the calculator to find out!you will lose to Xog anyways
uma kiss
>new banners in 6 hours>old one still up until 10thIs this the first time we have 6 banners up at the same time? Usually we have 4 at most
>>576498481you're better off than 99% of the competitionyou're still gonna get xogged so it doesn't really matter
>>576497980That's a whore
There's no way the current top TT teams are legit, right? They have 1200 Speed, they wouldn't be winning anything which would tank their points regardless of how many skills they have.
good counterthread against faggotry
>The meta in JP is to glue every run until you hit Fast Learner so you can do shit like thisDamn
>>576498674>yurislop >lolicon
>>576498757Top TT meta is about high rolling one time not consistent good score
>>576498519431257024312570243125702
this game fucking sucks
>>576498834the meta in jp is to be unemployed
>try to actually play>phone crashes 3 times before the end of junior yearcygames literally hates androids players man
>>576498831:'(
>>576498834With this much skills PDM doesn't even exist anymore right? You're straight chaining skills from start to finish
>>576498902There's no high rolling one time on a 500 Speed gap. Those faggots are just obfuscating shit.
dirt love
Tachyon LOVE
>>576498674I don't like this ship because Palmer looks like a cuck willing to be Helios' 2nd option
>>576498831>Coal Shitty
>>576498831i fucking hate gold shittydumb fucking blonde and her dumb pretty eyes, stupidly flawless skin, moronic dainty little lips, and an atrociously sweet vocal intonationi fucking hate gold shitty. she will never be for me, no matter how long i train her, and i hate that i have to move on from someone like her once our contract ends
People saying this scenario is faster really werent kidding. I've already glued all of my borrow runs and it's not even been an hour.
>>576498981There is when the people they are racing against are also running 1200 speed Witmaxxed umas
>>576498914>A+ SuzukaIs this kino?
>>576499045that is exactly why it is so goodnothing beats rotten, poisonous yuri
Gold city post divorce rebound sex
>>576498624what's a good one to check the debuffers effects on my uma?
>>576498981nah just one bad pdm or a shitter pdming into you cucks your run no matter how high your speed is
>>576499190
waheystill have 0 aces done, I gave up for this cm
>>5764989146/9
>before you roll for style specific cards you need to have a general deck Is this two speed, creek and 1 wit right?
>>576498914>Xog wins!!
>>576499365just you wait until I hit a single accel
>>576498914>camping TaikiV?
>>576498981>she thinks speed over 1200 does anything
Anons in case I dont manage to highroll something better, which one would you pick? I know bot hare lacking in skills, but might aswell pick one
>CM coming up>see guide>"Xoguri will dominate it again!"
>>576499464He won the room so obviously not
>>576498914Some one joing pls
welcome to the cygames wild ridethe ride never ends
>>576499585>posting the prostitute and her pet
>>576499191There's none afaik. At most you can do is going to umulator and set summer goldship as the opponent with murmur + AES and it's still not accurate
>>576499571I read jong instead of joing. Can we do jong instead?
>>576499684make a room
>>576498914650580846505808465058084
>>576499571I'm opening my app right now but if it's full you owe me kissies
>blocked my own Angling again reward
I fucking hate Xoggers
>>576499846you too late bwo
dirt was a mistake
>>576499875That means I get kissies now, yay!
ok now make a room but no xogs and cops*crickets*rmao nice SOVL retatrds
>>576499675I did that adding a lot of white skills that are not actually available on top to make up for other mistifying murmur anda bit more and yeah I think I die, I fucking hate this CM, how do I even get more stamina without fucking everything else...
>>576498757Actual honest answer is that the top TT autists have a discord tracking accounts specifically set up to let them win harder (rank padding + wrong strategies + understammed + skills that do nothing)End result is their point farmers end up taking the podium
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>576499484left, also post deck pls. Mines are all scrubs
If you're already this seething about xogs wait until the actual CM starts you'll probably pop a vein and get a stroke
>>576499976in the end /vg/ threads are always full of metafags
>>576500112yea stroke my cock
help all my falcons end up with tons of speed but zero witshe is always so retarded....
>>576499976We love Rickey here
>>576499841835960088359600883596008
>>576499976The shitty SOVL(osers) aren't joining rooms because they know their Taishits and Kingus aren't winning shit against real competition.
>>576500078same than yours but switching daiwa for finemo and using SR tosho instead of Rob roy
YeppersJoin the game alreadyI'm horny
i want dirty, sweaty, depraved sex with my trainee
>>576500350I see. I guess I must highroll HARDER. Good luck
>>576500238bwo Rickey counts as SOVL here, that's how OP the nigger Oguri is. Anybody that isn't Oguri + debuffers is basically throwing
Finally got the SS Nishino auto 24 g1 strat working
started an auto run by mistakedont want to cancel it because borrowreeeee
do you think oguri would let me touch her boob if i asked
>Made Rickey as latesurger with tons of stam to counter Murmur and Oguris>Get in rooms with no Murmurs>loseIdk what to do bwos...
>>576499976>rickeysovl>xogurisoullesssimple as
>>576500449good luck to you too anon, if I may give a tip, be greedy in shops and dont buy until you have 2 or 3 turns left
>>576500229380816563808165638081656
>xog wins every roomwe are memory holing this cmwhat a fucking disaster
>>576500507No, but you can easily distract her with food and get a good feel.
>>576500608Sandbagging round 2 to help your fellow man has never looked better
>>576500674she eats my pickle if you know what i mean
>>576500561Thanks I'll keep that in mind. I may also forgo 18 songs for the gold GL. It seems hardly worth it to waste tokens on shit songs for a gold I wont buy
My dad works for Cygames and he said that they're banning debuffers in 6 hours
>>576500606989049069890490698904906
>newbie VA>is keibafagis Uma Musume the easiest way how to get into the industry https://x.com/f_maichu/status/2083524756427690007
My dad works for Cygames and he said the Arc was cancelled in favour of Trackblazer 2
>>576487275>>576485150Why it got so fucked up? Is that because it was under the direct sunlight or near heat source?
>>576500606>>576500880>no debuffersi love bizzaro /uma/ room meta
Mood down event before the goal race on late june
In a shocking turn of events, Christmas Oguri has won yet again
>>576501025When /uma/ says they hate deboofers, they meant it.
Autism uma...
Post a CM18 room insteadit will be more interesting than watching the xog zoom on the corner and win by 2L every time
>>576500674AIslop is unironically more soulful than this artist's "art"
nothing unusual going on here
>>576501016HEE HEE
Helios if she was good
>>576501016Pretty sure it's just a top heavy design without enough support so it bends overtime
brave anons dropping takes defending ai slop cos they dont have to show their names
>>576501307>a girl is good if she drops her panties for meguess all girls are bad in your eyes...
>>576500880703181717031817170318171
>spot struggle + Rushed at the same time killed meMy Rickey had a good chance of winning that...
>>576500880Create one more pls, need to check something
>Would you take 1 million dollar or take point blank shot from a shotgun
Umas that will DEFINITELY cheat on you?
>>576501429wtf rickey cryerI guess my recovery came in handy>>576501470maverick is good tho
>>576501472
>>576498674
>>576501215I like these 4coma very much, pls post more
Ines Fujin is in the game btw.
>Steampunk Taishin two days ago>Eishin Flash yesterday>Sakura Chiyono O stamina card and this todayWhat the fuck is with the daily pulls this week?
>>576501256But that is slop
>>576501632>What the fuck is with the daily pulls this week?Paid ones?
>>576501601soundpost doko
>>576501591
>>576501632You're hitting THE ZONE. Then it'll be dry desert for months
anyone want to join Uma&Co
>>576501425828100568281005682810056
>>576501550Maverick is not better than the 5 Light Hello recreations you're missing out on.
>>576501749its some tiktok song and I have no idea how to do it but here the original posthttps://x.com/umopap_isdn/status/2084618085307461712
>umama humiliation ritual hours
umama....
>>576501795Finally a Christmas Oguri didn't win, all it took is no Christmas Oguris in the lobby
>>576501727Yes.>>576501774Hopefully I can save some of this mojo for just a bit longer.
>>576501795hogless :weary: :ok_hand:
>>576501795>oh cool a xogger didn't win this one>no xoggeroh.
What has to happen for Xog to stop ruining the game
>>576502102power creep beyond the hogit gets worse from here
>>576502102remove acceleration skills
>>576501795753619477536194775361947
The issue isn't the Xog itselfThe issue is that there's only the Xog at the topWe need more powercreep Umas to equal her in stupid broken bullshit so at least there's some variety.
>>576502102Make 777 not count towards Festive Miracle.
>>576498332
>>576502135i want retro power creep, where like an update makes some niche underolled uma a godthe problem is they DONT nerf any umas ever like besides bugs right? so you can only powercreep with new ones or ability upgrades?i hope the evolved skills make some niche uma into meta
POKKE SUCKS
>>576502220348344783483447834834478
>>576502418lol brothey will introduce new "must roll" trainees that then take over CMs
>>576502228It's funny because to this day XOguri's ult is still the single most powerful ult ever created lolChristmas Ayabe has a perfect 4s 0.5 accel for Hanshin 2400m and even like that it doesn't give you as much lenghts as Festive Miracle
>>576502102It's her franchise.
>>576502102ban debuffers, beating her wouldn't even be that bad if 90% of the people running her weren't also raping you with double Doms
>>576501563yo Mr. White I can't even pronounce half this shit!
cm17 status?
>>576501374This but unironically
Cygames, evil or stupid?
>>576502478angling whiff award624655746246557462465574last
>>576502724I could see them rolling out the ban early like they did with auto, it's something everyone's bitching about
Who's the 2nd most Israeli uma after Oguri?
should I use them to get lb3 creek or should I hoard them until the next scenario?
>>576502783worst cm of the year
>>576502783I already gave up
>>576502886Why the fuck are you hoarding them in the first place? What do you gain by not getting free SSRs/LBs?
>>576502418>i hope the evolved skills make some niche uma into metaThe biggest buff is Teio since she gets good mid-race skills that can sometimes give her accel too. Other umas just get +0.15 target speed lolSee what they did releasing Summer Seiun right before the LoH, it's going to be that almost every CM. Honestly still better than releasing characters with dogshit kits every week imo
>>576502478>>576502842didn't attach pic award>>576502864seiunskygoyim.png
>>576502886hoarding them won't update the cards you can get from them
>>576501563>>576498674I goon to this
>>576502783My 1500 spd New York Opera O is ready to get xogged. I still don't have any mile parents so I'm just going back to afk farming.
so many whale cucks itt
why not stick some otherwise nonfunctional accel on a 564 carrier for an ace
>>576502971because I didn't have anything I wanted to upgrade with them and I could have gotten spooked by something good while rolling for light+tachy
>>576502783This must be the absolute bottom barrel of a CM right? Things can only go up from here right?
>>576498674that's my wife you whore
so many brokie poorfags itt
>>576502783I'm not signing up for this shitshow
>>576501215he was visualizing going fast
>>576501563not one person under the age of 30 is using "yolo" as anything but a joke.
What the fuck does "LS" mean? I can't think of any accels with that abbreviation.
>>576502783>dirt + corner accel + 564 debuffers galore + shit stamina scenario = Top 3 worst CMs of ALL TIME even in JP
>>576501215I do this.
>>576503324could be from the brink white
>>576503274>not one person under the age of 30 is using "yolo".ftfy
i said last so join i said last so join i said last so join i said last so join 62465574 62465574 62465574 i said last so join 62465574 join join join JOIN 62465574 62465574 62465574 join. join. join.I saidlastso fjoin62465574 HIUB HJ O J OJJ JO OOOOJ J OI N O J
>>576503423No that's Take the Chance
>>576503324Lightning Speed, Flash Forward for us globabs>>576503423nah
>>576502783Hitting autofill and praying I can luckshit into B finals for 3rd like in cm16. Might be easier here since I have stuff above A+ this time.I'm actually trying for cm18 though, at least for one uma.
>>576503274>>576503427helios was born in 87 so this fits
>>576503454U ok nonny
>>576503148I will do everything in my power to help my wife carry out her mission
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thank you for j̵̢̨̢̢̧̧̡̧̨̨̢̛̛̼̩̱̳͔̜̖͖̯̙͇̹̭͍̮͓̮̣̜̘͔̩̱͈͙͖͚̯͙̥̹͖̠̖͔͕͇̟̟̘̙͉̹̬͚̞͙͖̭͓̟̩͍̬̞̱̱͖̙̭̬͔̫̥͚̮̤͓̠̟͉̹̳̈̌̈͗̆̒͐̎̈́̏̽̋͋̓̔̋̌̎͒͋̈́̓̍̐̾̃̈́̓͂̓̆̿̄̽̑͗͒́͋̑̆̐̓͛͐̊̀̋͛͆́̂͒̈̍̓͆̒͑͌͘̕̕͜͜͠͝͝͝͠ͅͅͅơ̵̧̧̢̧̡̨̛̛̛͓͚͔̺̺̺͇͈̳͍̥͖̘͇̩͖͍̹̳̪̞͙̟̭̪̹̖̣̞̜̮̠̭̙̯̜̣͔͖̼̣̪̗̱̟̩̘͈̱̹͚̙̫̣͗͂̾̌̂̽̈́̎̂̀̍̈̈́̄̿͐̌̈̍͛̈́͂̾̍͒̿̉͑̓̿̍̂̈́̐̈̆͆̊̆̋̎̉̐̂̂̊̑̎͌͗̇̃̔̀̋͗̍̎̏̎̀͆͐̈́̐̎͒́̈́̔͑̈̇̈̏̏̑̐͗̌̈͐̾͗͂̿̊͒̄̾̈́̀̔̋̊̐͆͌̐̾̽̀̋̽̕̕̚̚͝͠͝͠͝͝ì̴̡̨̢̧̡̛̛̛̛͇̤̩̩̺̟̙͇̘̠̝̤̠͚̰͕̼̯̥͈͚̺̙̫͓̙̯͚̦̝̣̗̭͉͍͒̔͗̆̇̒̐̀͛̔̀̏̿̆̀̆̇̓̿̈́͑̊̓̒̽͆̐̋́͛̃͆̒͗͌͒̈́̌̇̈́͌͂̓̓̄͑͆͐̾͂̎̒̎̌̋̓̒́̈́̿͆̿̀̕̕̚͝͠͠͠͝͝͝͝͝ņ̵̛̛͈̣̟͎͉̼͚̘̼͇͖̥̘͚̤̳̥̦̭̥̼̳̬̓̀̀̀͋̂͛̏̾̃̓̓͂̿̿̄̂̈́̾͑̔͋̄͊͐̾̒̽̈́̓̊̆̆̇̍̐̍͛̑͒̐̐͂̆͌͐͌̈̇̏͛̒̿͐̍͂̓́͐̊̋̔́̈́̉͑̔̀́͗̓̋̌̑̈́̎̓̎̋̈́͛͆̇̌̓́͑̌̈́̽͂͛̈́́͛̓̃̀̕͘̚̚͘͘͝͝͝͝͝͝͝i̴̧̡̧̧̡̢̧̩̰͉͚͔͙̫̰͍͙̘̤̠͇͚̙̟͍̝̯̙̣̜̹̳̤̭̳̘͓̥̩͚̘̮͙̭̻̝͔͇͕̤̳̗̥̪̖͍͙̪̜̭̣̝̻̝̰̫͍̺̺̟̺͕̦͉̤̙̝̪̳̣͎̙͇̗̬͍̺͉̯͖̭̪̠̖̋͗̔̏͂̉̐͑̀̉̉̐̐͒̏̎̌̋͋͒̒̓͗͑͑̈́̓͗̾̋̓͗̈͜͜͝͝͝ͅͅͅn̸̨̛͍̖̘͕̠̟̤̪̯̠͙̱̭̗̯͕̭͚̻̰̟͕͉͕̑͋͑̄̉̊͒̈̆̀̄͂̌̓̌̀̇͛̈͂͂̈́̎͗͊͌̊̍̇̓́̒́̈̔̄́̋̀̊̈̾̿̉͆̀́̔̾͌͛̀͐́̒̔͒̓̈́͆̒̾̌̌̉͌̀̈̈́̕̚̚̚̚̚͜͜͝͝͝͝ͅͅg̵̨̡̛̛̛̛͚̺͙̱̗̝͚̹̼̩̮̰̼̭͎͗̿͑̃͗͒̐́͑̀̆͐͋̍̉̍͒̔͂̋͗̑̂̇̓͐̌̆̔͊̀͆͂͐͑̉̓̈̆͂̽̋͐̃̈́͒̇̓̂̌̌̈́̈́̀̿́̚̕͘̚͘̕̕̚͝͠͝
>>576502783I refuse to run debooofers, I will Rickey and Falco and I will be happy
>>576503492Aight. Wonder why it doesn't recommend Spurt? It's not like Tokyo 1600 but I think I still used Taishin on the first Hanshin 1600. I guess FF+Xog is enough accel?
what the heck how did brickey hit 800 stam with those sparks
>>576502783still farming grand grand parents.
>>576503719how was today's humiliation ritual
>>576503752>hog nigs even for milekys
>>576503821Xogger is a soulful pic for CM18 thoughbeit
>>576502783I'm not trying.
>>576503719Thank you for hosting!
>>576503738Falco is a debuffer though, she just only works against your own team
holy shit a giga fan whale just joined my club
>>576503891nah
>>576503993mambro...
>they are running sub 750 stam umas vs nice natty cucks
>>576503891the only time the hog was soulful was front runner hog during the first sprint cm
>>576502102Evolved skills, hers suck and other umas get a huge boost. For example Suzuka gets another groundwork built into concentration and unrestrained gets .15 current speed added improving both the the high roll activation and it will always do something if it activates at a bad time.
>>576503719Bourbon seems to do OK but still can't beat the menace... Thanks for hosting
late digitan full gamba + double front I guess
>>576504548same but two auto-select uma instead
>>576504282When did evolved skills start to come out in JP? We have been getting skill balancing about half a year early it seems.
>>576502102Remove medium tracksAdd more consistent accels
>>576504282>>576504648We already told you it wasn't evolved skills bro. It's literally a gaslight spread by a guy from here.During the CM of picrel evos existed and she was still top meta. It's powercreep and the fact they stopped running CMs where she was strong for 2 years that killed her
>>576504739nice uncanny valley pic
>>576504779just like summer tachyon not seeing nakayama for 4 years... bwos...
>>576504841Except Summer Tachyon never got to shine because people hated hog CMs that it most likely affected Cygames' sales and they never made a Satsuki Sho event until now
>>576504779tosen jordan dess
Kitasan wife
>evos killed Xoguri you won't see her again after 2nd anni!!!*taps the sign*
umama gender ambiguous life partner
yeah you can win with metacucking but can you win with onigger?
>>576502418>the problem is they DONT nerf any umas ever like besides bugs right?Didn't they nerf Rudolf's ability?i remember it was stacking speed for every single uma she will pass, and now it's limited to 3.
I just need to get Dom, Keen Eye and a bunch of pace reds for my debuffers right? (lustful image for attention)
>>576505171She's mine
Why do I see some xogs getting maestro instead of just gourmand
>>576503324bros can you give me this dock?
>>576505318those are the most important ones, but adding front (for rickey) and late (for gamblers) reds wouldnt hurt
>>576505354>she
>>576498319marriage and babymakingmakween too
>>576505229I will try it with palmer in the arima cm
>>576505369the sasami event second option
Kitacord raid?
Can this be redeemed to fuck the Chiyoposter
>>576497980She should stop racing and be forced to breed 24/7 instead.
Post umas no one will ever pull
>>576505369You pick whichever costs less
>>576505748but I will pull on this banner though
>>576505469Yes, she prefers being called a good girl
>>576505748I'll pull my dick to her
>>576505152>>576505152Can you give me this dock bwos
>>576505906>she>girl
>>576505254why is she like this
You can post kita all you want, her career is still shit. SHIT.
The concept of someone saving for Air Messiah is funny to me
>>576505906I don't remember asking
>>576505964Be respectful
>>576505932its just the carat calc doc.Bottom row has tabs to go through, one of them is cm recommendations.
>>576506038oh ty
>>576506025lollmao
>>576506024
>>576506131What is your problem
>>576505906But does she bounce on you like this?
You guys are being kinda weird right now
>>576505976>Hey little boy, wanna /fs/?
>>576505748>no oneI've had this as my comment since launch for a reason.
Remove 777 from the game
Remove Kita from the game
>>576506372FUCKING DIE
Remove fuku from the game
Hello Umama
It's funny because everyone here uses XOguri but I've never seen a genuine Ogurifag
>>576505976she likes their energetic little cocks and the destruction of innocence- it's a very chinese mentality
>>576506216I dislike namefags, especially ones that have kiss-asses that will defend them
>>576506526You can still be respectful without kissing their ass
>>576506481god I want to rickey so badis the taishin anon here let's play
>>576506607>Be respectful >to a namefagno
>>576506470there are like three ogurifags in the whole world
which Umas would force their torena to be house husbands after marriage?
I can't tell if the simps are actually just that or something else
I LOVE OLDER WOMEN
hey
I wish I was Mejiro Ardan so I could drain my trainer dry every second I'm not training
>>576506932UWNBAU
I have tried to use the VTranny gaslight site grand live song calculator and I am genuinely surprised that no one has tried to make one that is more functionalIt is so barebones as to be frustratingA table with all the songs on it would be just as useful as itFor one, it could auto update the point totals entered once you click own on a song, and it could subtract the points you entered from the totals needed from the bottomWhat is the point in calling it a calculator if it does not calculate anything?
>>576506932I wish you were Mejiro Ardan draining me (your trainer) dry every second we're not training
>>576506932No one cares the real whore is already here
6 greens and 100 runs later and my brickey still loses to a xogger with 600 stam
>larper showed up
>>576506649pedophileanon..
>>576506928ME TOO
>>576506987
>>576507017https://files.catbox.moe/33eptr.html
>>576507174no they are of age just smaller than normalI want be a rapey oneesan...
>>576507126Tokyo (Edo is gone) girls look like THIS?
I wonder whether Double Jet will be the least bit viable out of the gate in Dec.
>>576507262I am on my phone at the moment but will definitely try this when I get to my computer, thank you
>>576507280first time I've seen someone who wants to be an uma for sexual reasons NOT want to get dominated. good for you, I guess. go fuck your taishin testo poster
Vodka, my favorite horse. she just won The Derby for me.
>>576507262I shan't be l33t haxord using your catbox hosted html page.
>>576507475It's pretty comfy a /v/fag made it
>>576497980Actually disgusting to look at
>>576507678>/v/ fags make original content, memes AND gameplay qol>/vm/ fags are the same>/vg/ fags create schizophrenia
>>576507262thx OP i cum on cat she hiss at penis
>>576507812Proof?
>>576507024
>>576507387Iirc when she came out in JP she wasn't viable as an ace, but a decent disruptor in some CMs. Basically a free Suzuka to fuck over other frontrunners.
>>576507812Fine if you want me to make stuff ask for it
All these beautiful Mejiros and yet they still gave us uggo ryan and mcqueen(they're disgusting)
>login>umama and V are ERPping in the club chat again
>>576507812If I post uma original content (kinky fanfic), everyone will just point and laugh at me. Hunph!
>>576508108don't be rude to Makku
>>576508107slop isn't worthwhile stuff, nor is it anything "we" or "(you)" made>>576508243rightfully so
>>576508108
>>576508137proof?
>>576508137Post proof otherwise you are lying
>>576508137post it
>game got updated >no longer gives a notification when auto training endsabsolute nigger game
>>576508316>>576508328>>576508336I don't support do**ing
>>576508108fuck you desu wa
>>576508291What slop?
this is me
>>576508243please post it. we're all weirdos here in some shape or form. it's fine. I've seen worse, probably.
>>576508462Then shut the fuck up
>>576508462lying I see
>>576507387I'm glad she's a 1* uma, so even F2Poors can get her easily, even if she is a bit of a meme front.They kind of missed an opportunity to give her +50% speed bonus and -20% stamina or wit. Would've fit her.
>>576508502You're ugly.
>>576508108Type shit desuwa
>>576508502Thoughts on Linux?
>>576508561I can't go through it again, a friend posted a screenshot of the fic being linked at a normie umamusume server in the fanfic channel months after the fic's release, somehow some fucker found it and reposted it there, and everyone started reacting with emojis laughing or puking. They all lack taste sometimes.
>>576508708That would make her even more unplayable
Umama is fat like V?
Umas can't be fat
>>576508895I don't see it, but could be
>>576508895the opposite actually
>>576508980Nice try, McQueen. Now go run another lap to sweat off those parfaits.
>>576508708I was reading her ult yesterday and I was like "why is this uma ass again? this looks broken" then i realized i misread and your speed goes DOWN in late race
>>576508861you can trust me, anon. I'm cool. I'm hip. I'm awesome and won't judge you.
If anyone needs Umatools just ask and I will try to make it
>>576508819grew off me tbdesu
>making shit up about another poster because you hate Vis this the new schizo move?
>>576508819it Li-sux
>>576509341stop noticing
>>576500096cute
>>576509341wouldn't you like to know
V just flew over my house
>>576509341Who is the other poster??
>>576509341the best thing that could happen to the thread is for all the namefags to disappear
>>576509171Orangebwo... you're too kind...
>>576509341Umama is loved and beautiful
V is in my ass
>>576507997If a Runaway is far enough ahead and isn't constantly speeding up, Power Conserve might kick in once Power gets inflated a bit more.Maybe Stamina Keep too, eventually? But it seemed like a lot of the accels that only come out later were an important part of the Runaway kit.
is she worth a tenner?
Umama on my dick
Removing this would fix a large amount of the game's problems.
>>576508561I'm normal
V has come to
>>576509598Yes
I am V
>>576509561We know umama
>>576509541no he isn't
>>576508861I will judge your fic and laugh at it
>>576509662you're not
>>576509670The umama I'm talking about is a she, you must be thinking of somebody else
Should I go double dominator or 1 dominator + neicha?
>>576509662You sucked in DmC5, lil bro
>>576509734
>>576509806you should die
hehe... im nyooooooticing!! uh oh im nyooticing hehe nyoticing hours umm... postposters im nyoticing right now? oh no no no... hehe getting nyoticing! checks clock nyoticing hours? nyochacho is nyoticecontrolling??? hee hee nyonyonono nyoticing im noticing oh nonononon getting nyoticing uh oh postpostpostersbros they noticed hmmmmmmm noticing???? wait… wait wait let me check the nyoticeimage nyohash on the nyoticechives… oh no… oh no nnono OH NONONONOOOO IM NYOTICING IT’S THE NYOTICEPOSTER uh OH nyoticeshills bros oh no no joined the nyoticerooms the nyoticeschizo uh oh uh oh??? oh nyo
>>576509621I do not trust that statement at ALL with that nishino pic. you're lying to me. what's your problem?
>>576509806Double dominator or double murmur. No in between
WHO IS V? I AM V? NO, YOU ARE V. AAAAGHHH GET OUT OF MY HEAD.
>mcqueen ate 20lbs of cake again
>>576509789nah
>>576510029Good
>>576509862can we fuck
V Has Come To
>>576505748Gonna roll her OG and ticket her alt as soon as its available
>>576510082go fuck yourself
>WATCH OUT GUYS! POOPDICKSCHIZO MADE THIS POST! DO NOT REPLY TO HIS SCHIZO MELTDOWN!>LOL POOPDICKSCHIZO MAD HE GOT CALLED OUT>STOP PRETENDING, WE ALL KNOW WHO POOPDICKSCHIZO IS, HE'S RUINED THIS GENERAL! off-site archive link>EVERYONE WHO CALLS ME OUT IS PISSBUTTFAG>EVERYONE IGNORE THIS POST IT WAS CLEARLY MADE BY PENISFARTANON BECAUSE encyclopedic knowledge of a specific anonymous user's posting habits
Looking for a club A or higher, 815806520012
Good night friends!!
>>576510165kys
>>576510228retard
uh oh melty
>>576510029I know, I fed it to her
arr rook same yebbers
>>576510434this post is a light shining in darkness
>>576510029the sweet side of a diet is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be umatural
>>576510305
>>576507931Honestly, if you (Mejiro Ardan) were to wear such arousing clothing then I (your trainer) am not sure we'd be able to get any actual training done. I fear we'd fall into a deprived and decadent debauchery in which I would enitrely devote myself into dicking down your both devilish and divine body every day of the damn week.
>>576510434potatoes
>>576510434hidoi...
New Chiyo dropped
>>576510530kys
>>576510663retard
kek
I need to rape this or get raped by this
>incel hours>again
>>576510682Anyone know where I can land myself a young and trendy gal like this?
>>576510690faggot
>>576510760Are you still melty
>>576510747hi
>umama hours
>>576510760>melty posting>again
>>5765107681982
>>576510850no I'm still
Finally a 3* gw + restraint but meh
orenjis
>>576510996yeah, still a faggot
>>576510875Rape
>>576511126ha gotem
>>576510996You're very cute in that case!
>>576511126okay I laughed
We're all rolling for yeppers.
>>576511129us at the next con
>>576509959No liesOnly truthI would never lie to you anonNEVER
>skinwalking hours>again
>>57651125092 KB JPGI am trying to figure out if I want pull Yukino or not. Does anyone know whether she prefers cock or pussy? That is the dealbreaker for me.
>>576511202Are the rumors true, are you dating V
Pal cards should be reserved only to ningens. Trainers shouldn't be dating umas, even if they are old and retired.
>>576511421you should quit the game you fag
>>576511430maybeeee...
>additional dataI can't believe Hachimi is dead...
Thread is unusable right now. I'm going to the better thread.
BROSBROOOOOOOS...the whites are missing positional, but it was nice to see that this was even possible, very encouraging
>>576511551hello vm agent
>>576511075you can tell from her actions that fuku legitimately believes that she deserves to live
>>576511461No want you Aoi...
>>576511496can we have selfcest okease okease pleaseaplase paslpa
>>576511612it is pretty bad though tbf
>>576511618She literally says the opposite.
>>576511551Post one single pair of huge tits and the better thread falls apart for 2 hours
>>576511496Umama is a chubbychaser
>>576511750I HAVE A CHANCE
>>576511750whatever could you mean by that nonny
>>576511750I knew he likes fat bastards
>>576511750>>576511802Did you miss all the ojisan posts? lol
>>576511741>>576511618Damn I am retarded. Maybe I should go to bed
>>576511014evil horse I hate you
>>576511750meaty plaps are good>>576511913me and him
Kitasan decided to be a fucking bitch and not finish her chain today
>>576511586CM is in 2 days bwo
>>576511902Not all ojisans are fat thoughbeit
>>576512003She's missing mile S though?
>>5765120065*
>>576510225gn
>>576512012It's implied
>>576507387Turbo is probably the easiest uma musume to trick into sex
how is anyone supposed to treat CM/pvp as anything more than a complete joke when you have hogger double dom 564 retardation running around
Bros hit me up on this cardCan i have her at 0LB for skill?
>>576510530good trainer
>sloptard hours>again
>>576512006>front parents>for the current CMObviously this is for other stuff
>hmmmmm nice pic lets reverse google the source>404 error>uuhhh lets iqdb it then>1k queue
>>576512012I am fat but I'm working on it
>>576512003get fucked nonny
>>576512195>>576512268kys
So what's the deal with people talking about having 9* speed is important in GL? Stamina spark is all the rage right now so wtf were they talking about
>>576512012There are ojisan larpers yes
>>576512195it wouldn't be my first time so that's no issue
>>576512202What do you think dude
>>576512483god I cannot wait
>>576512370iqdb has had issues with "indo hours" and "bot hours" for a long ass time now, tho it used to be a LOT fucking worse a few months ago when we had 5k+ wait hours.
>>576512453it was mei was lying
Need to nakadashi these nonnies
>>576512573Rice does NOT have those
>>576512453Well you see speed sparks means higher speed cap and more speed is more good. Gaslight or retarded
>>576512573I'M SOOO EXCITED TO MEET OTHER NONNIES AAAAAAAHH AFHHFEIOFJYEYE
>>576512695She will after having a few of my kids
>>576512438Cute
>>576512785who's her mentor why isn't she cleaningcleaning fee is 1 umanko
>>576512696Yeah but it also means more stamina consumption so the ideal setup would be 9 speed 9 stam
stop saying the N word
>>576512765You are not invited
Remember when Umama was known (and hated by some) because he joined every room? Better than whatever the fuck we have now
>>576512785where is Orfevre and why is she not protecting me?
>>576512939Just report and ignore
>>576512939Saw the opportunity to become the thread cumdumpster and took it I guess
CHA CHING
>>576512910NINGEN
>>576512910Neigher
>>576512939It's not him retard
>>576512453how many times have you capped speed in GL with several turns to spare in a non bricked run? it should answer your question about speed sparks having any use
Hello, i come here from r/UmaMusumeBrazil
>>576513131It's her retard
>>576513159do you know how to play mahjong
Jong room?
>>576513202It's not her retard*
>>576512910Ningen should date ningen
>>576512375Same bro, keep it up and we'll be slim ojisans soon
>>576513287I'd Jong too
>>576513005can't defend you from the french beast that mindbroke her
BASED OSHIGAMER
>>576513272>you'll never have gentilwife that makes you become the alpha male you were destined to beWhy live...
>>576513298it's him retard*
>when she sees your 5 inch stick
>>576513005>Orfraudvre
>>576513407>vivlos stops being usable>summer sein is top tier>haha oshigaming hahaAlways. Whenever I see a whale claiming "oshigaming" I think they look like that twink and it's just cute
>club is still freefallingwhen will it stop
>>576513350>>576513287lets see if we find a 4thMajsoul Friends Room 36211(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=36211
>>576513458retard
>>576512910NIGE__
>>576513574
>>576513574He won the extra long CM with Vivlos who has long G last month lil bwo
>>576513603mambo...
>>576513480You laugh at my stick I fuck your wife now we're even
>>576513764hotkeep going...
What if your trainee tried to hypnotize you into loving her?
>>576512695someone post THAT gif.
>>5765136253/4, can we get one more jonger?
>AGP attention whores and sloptuber shills in full forceIs it even possible that one day both will be gone?
>>576513859Depends who's my trainee? If it's Kita then that comic answers for me
>>576513935this is my last month on /uma/
V fix the fat ESLglish
i want to sex venus park
>>576513625Full!
First great grandparent...
>>576513869Not the one you wanted but found this instead sorry
Raped by Bakushin
Um*m* won...
>>576513603When you kill yourself Rice
>>576514137An affront against GodMay you burn in the fires of Hell eternally
>>576513935But anon AGP is an obsolete device...
>>576513347is there any particular reason there's been a lot of venus propaganda yesterday and today itt or did everyone collectively start liking the french (for some reason)
>>576513859Depends on who it is. Some of these girls are pump and dump like Dia
How do we delete M*ya from the game?
post something cute
is xoguri decently safe to activate with just u=ma, gourmand, and 777?
>>576510514I read gold city's career and she didn't seem jealous at all. where did gold city being jealous come from?
>>576514484Yes
>>576514240Well seeing you're such a bitch where is your god now
>>576514484If you get a front heavy lobby youre fucked
>>576514484No
>>576513603Starting to think comfy A rank is the way, fan runs have become too easy and optimal to spam. I don't want to have to be attached to the game's hip just for fan runs and one higher rank.
>>576514387
>>576513603Autisma...
Shiraoki is a fraudFeng Shui is a fraudstop believing in gay chink magic
>good rickey run>dont rolled groundwork on sparsOwari da...
Odds I login and drop an Ohayo sticker and shoes and do my dailiesEvens I flatline for another day (sorry danchou)Dubs I shit myself7 and Shiraoki-sama smites me for being a lazy piece of shit
>>576514004
>>5765148427 or 4 and this is trueAnything else anon owes me buttsex
>>576507262>open link>just a long page of textthanks /v/matards
>>576514668If everyone did the bare minimum then your club would be A+Keep coping if it helps though
>>576514372Two-handed?
>>576514849Oh fuck me.. Fine
I am V. Look.
>>576510768There's nowhere to find them, we no longer know how to make them.
Mutating from D is annoying
Dirt cm and literally 0 people running urara. The soul is dead.
good?
>>576513603>club is back to going upI hope it doesn't stop
>race affinity is based on unique G1 wins>doesn't count if you do two Arima Kinens, etcSo how are you supposed to make good parents out of anyone but El or Oguri?Is min maxxing not required? Should I just ignore the auto penalty for 4+ races?
>>576514868I hate that I actually like this image. It's so fucking cheesy.
>>576515284E somehow can win races with no struggling but I assume C-D is the safest parent method
>>576514974>if everyonedancho should just get a spine
>>576515191
>>576515325*kabedons you*hey
>>576515447fuck off
>>576514527He's comingBe readyJudgement is nigh
>>576515379
>>576514884
>>576515447you're not man enough for it. i don't want you.
>>576515536>god comes>anon is sent to hell for partaking in asian human-horse hybrid degeneracy instead of raping kids at his local churchLmao
>>576515064Nah, high rank autism for trainer aptitude test
>>576515494>>576515691
i really like rice
>>576515376autisuma and mambo just have people doing fuck all. There are a few /vm/ clubs that are a+ right now
>>576515713
feels good farming for mile again since I actually have some stuff there
>>576515604Tarutits mentioned
Mayanooooooooooo!!
post something refreshing
>>576515360Ok. I have 152 affinity on my parent according to uma.moe but only a single circle in game. Am I missing something?
>>576515992
chudbutt
>>576516057She can't come soon enough.
pokie
>/uma/ in 2 years
>>576515992Fucking 41 °C here right now. I can really use refreshment umas. I wonder which one would have the lowest average body temperature.
>>576515728umagork is this true
>>576516331Sorry but I'm not pulling on her. Already have two Mayachis
>>576516331MAYA MY BELOVED I NEED YOU NOWWW
uh oh...
>>576515992dozo
I would rape Teio if I was her trainer. Or would it be her raping me?
>>576516481Good
>>576516218
>>576516602This >>576516527 tells me she's the one making you rape her so both?
>>576516602both
>>576514842
>>576516602you start it but she uses her Uma strength to rape you back and take control?
>>576516518crazy how nonce squad will be meta
>>576513625I got one more in me
gn
If I'm a romance fag which Uma should I pull for next?
>>576516280Sex
>stamina +1200>stamina spark>it's just 1 spark
>>576516331>onsen>only 5k SPmeh, that's a low roll
>>576516930I've heard great things about Neo Universe's story
How are there no parents that meet these conditions, what the fuck
>>576516982It's DYI
>>576516930Do you want a chart?
>>576517021fuku is trans..? waow.. I thought it was rudolf..
>>576516976stamina sparks are a lie, I've gotten 2 3* power already and it's making me go crazy
>>576515536>judgement is neigh
>>576517161Yes>>576516995when is she coming?
>>576517098
>>576517261Next scenarioAlso super meta uma for mediums if you care about pvp
>>576517021>>576517176We finally have a new tranny uma after Vivlos
>>576517261
>>576516892
Interesting how there's never been a fun medium CM ever
>>576517480you just know fags are about to reply with "BUT DERBY WAS!!!!"
>>576517051Sei isn't commonly used in loops and most people aren't at the point of including URA stam yet in front loops since fronts have too much other stuff
>>576517534
>>576517480I thought the Satsuki Sho was fun... but only because I got to use a Bakushin I trained to break the monotony of MANT
Dahby was one of the best cms we've ever had
>>576517696
>>576517480Medium is premium debuffer territory, so it's always hell having to deal with the lazy retards putting up their NN and GW that hang in the back and fart all over your own uma's stats.Which is also why sprints and longs are usually fun, because they can't cuck your stats as easily, if at all.
>>576517564Proof?
>>576517564I want to die.
>>576517986i personally dont think the murmur strat is very good cause it relies on another guy running 2 murmurs lol and it gets mogged by one late ace
>>576517480i liked the one rainy CM where runaway suzie was actually good
>>576517929You should force your way with me Sundaymare
>>576518095so do the jp gods know how to win with suzuka or is she just a support
>>576517997>>576518028
>>576518063Any debuffer strat isn't really "good" it's just a shortcut for people who can't build an actually decent ace to save their life.
>>576518261fuji wife
>>576513625ggs, thanks for the fun and flowful games!
>>576518063>nobody wants to run Sympathy because it relies on others having sympathy >everybody running deboofers because everyone is doing itthis world is rotten to the core
>>576513625What a close game 2! Thanks to all the cool and cute anons for joining!
>>576513625Good jongging
>>576518309>loses to a strategy>THIS STRAT ISN'T REALLY "GOOD" IT'S JUST A SHORTCUT FOR PEOPLE WHO CAN'T BUILD AN ACTUALLY DECENT ACE TO SAVE THEIR LIFE.
>>576518198Make her a regular front
reminder that debuffs dont do anything and if you lost you wouldve lost anyway
>>576518849i mean with runaway
what if we kissed
suunds gay
>>576513625GGsALSO FUCK UMA STAN, IT NEVER STICKS
>>576518997noob
Apparently, even 1* Turbo might be able to steal a race or two at Pisces-2.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWktbTfBBLY
>hits you with speed eater>hits you with watchful eyeand somehow mile CMs are still better than mediumslop
>>576519245watchful eye is early race?
>>576517098>>576517319
>>576519245both barely matter desu
>>576519245midrace jockeying is kinolate race hamstringing is slop
>>576519386
>>576519782Good thing Neicha doesn't know about the cloud
I get why women (uma) make rankings of every guy they've messed around with. I want to make one now too but with every danchou instead, or clubbie.
Holy shit, Mambo has a genuine risk of falling to B+.
>>576497980Ardan wouldn't really wear such scandalous swimsuit to a race just to make her trainer pop a boner right? RIGHT?
>>576519904A lot of clubs need reshuffling. But the smart ones are treating this month and last as a wash
>>576519875how dare youmy waifu is a pure and virginal angel
>>576519875Do it then
@umagrok make me a list of every uma who has inverted nipples
>>576518898I would feel nothing
>>576519904Don't look at Autis/uma/
>weeks fishing for a parent and still nothingIS 2*¨STAM 2* MED TOO MUCH TO ASK?
>>576520512apparently soI'm starting on mile now, so hope to get something.
>>576519904I wont allow that to happen.
I'll let auto make a tachyon parent with old stam/med parents from trackblazer start of the climaxI'll get stam 2 med 2 shit whitesI'll get a xoguri in a run or twoI'll win A finals
>>576520213None in official Umamusume: Pretty Derby material.Inverted nipples are not a canonical trait for any Uma Musume character. Official designs, game assets, anime, and promotional art do not depict or specify nipple anatomy in that level of detail (or at all in most cases). The franchise keeps things non-explicit.Fan contentOn imageboards (Gelbooru, Danbooru, Rule34, etc.), the tag inverted_nipples / 陥没乳首 appears on various fan art and AI-generated images of Uma Musume characters. It is purely artist choice / fetish content, not based on official designs. Characters that show up with the tag in searchable results include:Daiwa Scarlet (appears relatively often in tagged works)Hishi MiracleSuper CreekRhein Kraft (mainly AI pieces)Many other characters have been drawn this way by individual artists, but there is no comprehensive or authoritative list—any Uma can be depicted with the trait in fan works depending on the artist’s preference.If you’re looking for specific fan art, search tags like umamusume inverted_nipples on the usual sites. No official roster exists because the trait isn’t part of the characters’ designs.
>>576517051Because that's a very specific combination
>>576517582All the front loops have stam in the loops already
>>576514329she's cute
>>576517051>Why would i pull uma just for parenting? I can just borrow itWho's laughing now? LoopGODS won
i think i have an idea on how to play runaway. just needa abuse inner rail mechanics with cheap corner velocity interits. and maybe gamble rushing gale for that 4% auto win. and use mad dash and racing spirit stam.
Whats the best scenario for making TT Umas? This is the first time my Mant roster has dropped to demotion range, so time to work on them I guess.
>>576521284There's actually a CM where runaway is top tier
>>576514329french umamusume adoption campaign
HELP ME PLEASE /UMAMA/I AM OUT OF TIMEIS YEPPERS A PURE AND WILLING WIFE HORSE OR A GAY HORSE THAT THROWS UP AT THE SIGHT OF MALE GENITALIA? IS SHE HEAD OVER HEELS FOR SHICHI? IS BEING "COSMOPOLITAN" EUPHEMISM FOR BEING OUT AND PROUD GAY?
>>576521545>this many altscygreedy
>>576521763yeppers is not gayyou're welcome
SUPER CREEK'S MASSIVE BREASTS
>>576521763>IS BEING "COSMOPOLITAN" EUPHEMISM FOR BEING OUT AND PROUD GAY?Do you think straight people know such words?
>>576521876Are you gay
>>576521129I can see that.>>576521670Intriguing. Tell me more, anon.
>>576521545PACECHUSDD???
>>576520213Daiwa Scarlet and King Halo both have inverted nipples because they're number one / first-rate and so their nipples inverted themselves to match their 1st place (一) mentality
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>>576521939are you
>>576521763All umas have feelings for their trainer
