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Digitan LOVE
HELP ME PLEASE /UMAMA/I AM OUT OF TIMEIS YEPPERS A PURE AND WILLING WIFE HORSE OR A GAY HORSE THAT THROWS UP AT THE SIGHT OF MALE GENITALIA? IS SHE HEAD OVER HEELS FOR SHICHI? IS BEING "COSMOPOLITAN CITY GIRL" EUPHEMISM FOR BEING OUT AND PROUD GAY?
>>576522232>let's go home and fuck like rabbits
>>576522232Why would straight men spend time with a Iesbian?
Marry your fellow humans
Today's the day
>>576522597WHO TF DRINKS COFFEE AFTER RUNNING A RACE
>my trainee broke my front door again
>Cute outfit>Amazing hairstyle >Sexo>Card instead of a unitFucking WHY? I bet those lazy fucks were too lazy to model that hairstyle into game.
>>576522279I already replied stop
>nooooooooo you can't le run 3 same umas in le team!!! its le inaccurate and le impossible!!! uuhhhh don't worry about the duplicates on the other guys team tho uhhhh we cant le prevent that...FUCK CYGAYS
>>576522587poor trainer has to marry all the hags of tracen and save their dusty eggs
>>576522232Digitan rabu!
Yeppers looks like that one blind rabbit girl from Arthur
>>576522757At least she gets another cool (and sexo) alt with one of the coolest animations to boot
>>576522720Cafe does it, and as her Trainer, you have to do it too
>XOguri will die with evos!>tfw this is a 2025 LoH
Thingken of putting speed sparks on Rickey
>>576523012I don't really like anything about that alt.
>>576523012And shock of all shocks, she's actually good and not just a box cheerleader!
>>576522021No one is rolling for this
>>576523046cute feetcute cat
Tired of your club falling in ranks?Uma&Co is looking for 1 trainer!Leave id or apply in game~
>>576523059Die as in "she'll stop being top 1 uma in the game" not "she'll be worthless".
>>576523158I am! With my daily pulls and because I need another turf/dirt uma to use in parenting
>my trainee binge-watched the L word
>>576523124That's a roundabout way to tell the world you're a cocksucker but it's ok we tolerate you in this day and age
>>576523124Its awesome!https://youtube.com/watch?v=oK0o2o-N8dk
>>576523158first I'm going to read her story, and if I like it, then I'll pull for her
>>576523059
>>576521284Apparently she's top tier as a runaway for the 2nd LoH
>>576523158Not rolling but I'd be happy if she spooks me one day
>>576523301I wish I was King Halo so I could brighten up my trainer's day with my presence and making him cherished
>>576523059>imagine rolling for dirt umas lmao, rickeyfags are wasting their carats!
I am trying to figure out if I want pull Yukino or not. Does anyone know whether she prefers cock or pussy? That is the dealbreaker for me.
I'm tired of uma&co desu
a package came in the mail
>>576523059>4 starYOOOSSHHHH
>>576523426when you don't give your uma the key to your house, but she remembers she doesn't need it
cope
looking for club, A or higher can fulfill a quota
>>576523651burn it before it's too late
>>576523598She prefers (me)now you can kys
>>576523347Animations maybe cool, but I'm not a huge fan of mecha theme or that rather boring hairstyle.I'm a huge sucker for braided hairstyles and compared to ponytails they are really rare.
>>576523443>>576523059Good ol'Oguri Cap (as in peak). You can literally never go wrong with her
>>576523257>tired of your club falling in ranks>join my club falling in ranks
>retention line is almost 900K now
>>576523757>maleSorry bwo maybe next month
>>576523818Nooooo I want it to be (meee)
wahey
>>576523598her character episodes are her trying to ask her trainer on a date, its very cute!
>>576523851the funniest part will be when the club gets rugpulled by their top earner
>>576523875>retention line is almost 900K now
>>576524003who is the top earner
This pose makes me so fucking MAD
>>576524071idk
>>576523859I remember having no fucking clue who that uma was supposed to be back then, until some anon here said it was her
>>576523875your team of GL umas should be giving you a chilly milly every week bro
>>576523974well, she's a mare after all
>>576522757First time?
>>576524071A gullible goyim
>>576523757apply to Uma&Co we are A+
>>576524131lol nice personality and characterization ogurichuds
>>576524131Why? She's just standing.
>>576524229no thanks
>>576522757>I bet those lazy fucks were too lazy to model that hairstyle into game.BINGO!
>>576523851>everyone except maybe /uma/ club is going down>/uma/ fell so hard that their clubs are like crypto now
Baku wife
>>576523757bro was born in may lmaooo
Club check time, /uma/.
>>576524131>Zero aura
>>576524437the rise of haythere is great to see
>>576523769it's already too late. the tome is in my grasp
>>576524497but they're also falling
palmer wife
>>576524592retard
>>576524437Previous one for comparison
>>576524437whys umadash suddenly jobbing to daccheats
>mare banner>basically broke after LH rollsit's over....
>>576524437>all the orange is in declineshocker
>>576524437MamboLove Club when?
>>576524621I said this
>>576524437All I see is red
>>576524437woof woof
>>576524680soon
>>576521129>>576521941Stop making me want to fuck the fr*nch>>576524621 >>576524682based
>my trainee went on a cruise with her girlfriend during my birthday
>>576524437>-71
>>576524437why do we have so many clubs? there's no way there are 600 people here
>>576524776who's that on left?Jordan?
>>576524437The disparity between top earners and flatliners in each club is hilarious to watch, there are some fuckers that aren't even playing the game. They just take the login bonus and leave.
>>576524812
>>576524809Yeah I'm not merging with a club that's falling that hard
>>576523651>>5765245151. based book owner2. BASED FUSU POSTERFucking love that cover, so simple and to the point
>>576524621>>576524682>>576524776Palmer Iesbo
I tried out McRib for the first time. It was so painfully mediocre, I wish I got a big mac instead. It's hard to believe burgers lost their minds over this.
>>576524437>Chiyonoposter unironically woni kneel.
>>576524812I have 5 alts
>>576524945You merge with the top earners (aka Tyler) retardacchi
>>576524437I dont want to lose our top earner.....
>>576524897cute fuku
>>576522279You're out of timeI'm out of touch
>>576525025But I don't wanna be in a club with an avatarfag...
>>576525000Burger lost their mind over it because it used to FUCKING RARE And not available 24/7. Also Mutt franchise burger are hyper dog shit, they're only good in certain countries, due to local laws forcing higher quality.
>>576524812>he wasn't here on global release>he wasn't here when there's 6 threads a day>he wasn't on a club by June>he wasn't here when cucks who made clubs on July didn't get gibs>he wasn't here to see 20 clubs spawn in just a monthgood times
>>576523193This is a stallion
love kingu
>needing to merge to keep A rank
>>576525025Tyler is /Uma/club property
>friend invites me to umagathering>reluctantly agree to go>arrive at the place we agreed to meet in time>*ring ring* anon I will be late I'm stuck in traffic blah blah>okay fuck I'll go in>bunch of people already talking>"hey guys I'm anon what you all doing">arima kinen oshi gaming lobbies are happening>i want to join with my oshi>as I'm typing the lobby code "so who is your oshi anon?">"I like Vodka she is the coolest">the room goes quiet and everyone is silent, some girls in the back are whispering and snickering to each other>finally join the lobby and rape them with my UF Long distance Vodka>leave the event after and tell my friend to have fun through messagewhat is wrong with Vodka? I fucking hate normalfag shitters fucking casual scum were using Tachyon, Cafe, Goldship and they had the worst builds ever
>>576524989death to the weii creature
>>576524958this badboy can fit so many fusus in itI hope the author makes more fusu books, because they're cute and I like them
>>576525140no, it is an ANGEL OF HOPE
shart fartcontrending in the sharts!
>>576525231This happened I was the vodka
>>576525231No one can take on the F Long chadette
>>576525231Vodka is a Iesbo horse for Iesbos only
>>576525231cause shes a dyke buddy
>>576525231You went to the wrong one neigha
>>576524621fr fr
>>576525231they thought you were a weirdo who liked lesbians
>>576525231this happened i was the girl snickering in the back (agnes is my oshi)(im trans btw)
Tachyon LOVE
>>576525460a very significant portion of the global fanbase are just straight dudes who've tricked themselves into thinking that liking lesbians ISN'T their fetish and it's actually because they're ""woke"", that's normal
>>576524437danchou finally switched off of that dumb whore curren
>>576525605what are you talking about?
>>576525376>>576525397>>576525446>>576525460Vodka is not a lesbian you fucking mongoloid faggotsshe literally has a crush on her trainer during the career
>>576525308How many pages is the book anyway, and how does the layout look? Take it there is BOOK EXCLUSIVE FUSOs?
>>576523158If I get her I'll run her and Cafe on next med cm
>Thread was normal>a single green text post>lesbo, dyke, wokeWhy does this happen?
>>576525708I don't know anymore. I just started typing and let god take the wheel. Maybe I'm having a #melty or whatever
>>576524437>>576524897Before the bot update I never bothered with a fan quota because I didn't want anons to burn out, I didn't mind being a B+ club as long as I see same familiar faces. Now after the update it's a different story, if (You) can't be bothered to waste 10 sec to setup a fan run then as far as I'm considered, you quit the game.
>>576525792the terminally unemployed love a silly story
>>576525747I know she's not a lesbian you dingus I'm just telling you why they might have thought you were weird. Scarlet and Vodka are perceived as lesbians by normalfags.
>>576523059>>576523443Where are you guys getting these
>>576525747blo what u got gainst mongols...
nyo...
>>576525350Somehow I still think it's a stallion
>>576525792It is a mystery
https://jiggie.fun/_Yws_Chttps://jiggie.fun/_Yws_Chttps://jiggie.fun/_Yws_Chttps://jiggie.fun/_Yws_C
>>576526007https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/100t3hnYl5Qm2UR8RtPlH-8Xd9KQbBlxEdXUOIR4d394/edit?gid=607505096#gid=607505096The pvp tabs have recommendations for future CMs, not sure how accurate they are though
>>576526057check again
ok nevermind, I get what the frenchposting was all about now.
j*ggers
what did she mean by this
>>576526194Lewd tummy
>>576525840I wholeheartedly agree with you on this, doing 1 mant run was an absolute chore, but now if you can't set up the bot at least 3x/day wasting WHOLE FIVE MINUTES TOTAL, I consider it a disrespect to your dacchis who can do itI can understand anons not wanting to leave this month because it's a new situation, my dacchis are still there yadda yadda, but if by next month you're still around in a leech club, you are a cuck and deserve to be leeched
>>576525114Its just ground pork in a rib form with a shitton of BBQ sauce which was so strong I couldn't taste anything else including the meat, pickles, onions. That caesar mcchicken was pretty good tho.>>576525231I remember going to a local animecon last year september with an uma presentation, and it stuck with me that most people had trouble clearing URA, while I was prepping for CM and farming groundwork manually. We definitely do not represent the average player.
>>576526207Completing Jiggies grants +100M fans to your club. It's true!
>>576525792If everyone ignored the retard he would've left long ago, but there's always a retardier retard to reply to them
>>57652578317 pages (front + back = 1 page) not including notes and such. No exclusive ones, just the ones the author has posted art of to their various profiles before (Don, Ai, Ramonu, Still, Tact). The story is very cute though.
>run so ass I got an +A on grand live
>>576525231if this actually isn't a fake and gay story that sucks, i don't necessarily mind the normalfags if they can be chillmy problem with my local uma meetup is half the people are shithead teenagers who post nothing but unfunny garbage and can barely string together a sentence without spouting memes or the worst opinions i've ever heard. i met some cool people through it but i find the majority of the group insufferable
>>576526538but who is the retardest retard of them retards?
>>576526381Mambochou...
>do 5 autoruns per day>bottom earner in club>club rank freefalling
>>576526619why did you go to a larp meetup?
>>576526770Me.
>>576526619>i met some cool people through it but i find the majority of the group insufferableIsn't that just /uma/ in general?
>>576526549Neat! Expected it to be a bunch of random fuso images only, maybe some new ones, not the manga bit tho.
>>576526919I think that's literally everyone and everywhere, actually.
>My trainee insists on me getting a vasectomy even though I am a virgin and she has no interest in men
>>5765268461 parent autorun is like half a fan auto run and you need 3-4 daily fan auto runs just to keep A+
Why don't our leeches just go to /vm/ clubs, they don't kick you there even if you do just 1 run every day or 2
>>576527207Why don't our schizos go there? Bet they would love to hear their opinions on Stego, NTR, Yuri, and XYZ else they have a huge (fake) desire to talk about.
>>576526865i met them through the BoANE screening>>576526919yes but putting a name and potentially face to the post makes it significantly worse, especially when they're regulars
Guys, sorry for this blogpost, I will explain my problem as briefly as I can.I had never played one of these anime gatcha games. I started playing it a few months ago and I feel like it's having a deep impact within me. It's like the characters are so beautiful I'm suffering from some kind of stendhal syndrome. I see myself thinking about my favourite umas, staring at their pictures. And I'm starting to feel like the real world is not enough for me. I had heard about the whole being into 2D girls and I had never understood it. In fact, I thought it was some kind of insider joke. But now I get it. Being exposed to such beauty might not be good. It's like the effects porn have on some males. I have a wallpaper of Oguri Cap on my pc. BNW on my phone. I see real women and I just think about Stay Gold. About Maruzensky.I don't know, maybe I should maybe quit the game? I wasn't even that much into anime. Just watched some animes a few years ago.
Super Wife>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOSH2vaP68Q
>>576526919Which one is V?
>>576526925Yeah it's a full story doujin and then some notes and pictures of the fusus at the end from the author. I would've also been okay with just a fanbook of a bunch of fusu pictures like on their twitter.
>>576527384Their board is basically dead so the jannies there actually do their job and ban people
>blog post>creek faggotry[-]
>>576526549These stupid little characters are so cute. They are the only type of JP-exclusive /uma/ posting that I enjoy
GL would be 1000x better if you got points for winning races
>>576527528Considering I only expected a bunch of random fuso imagery, I call that book a win for any fan that likes physical goodies.Now to wait for any panda releases because I'm a jew and lazy.
>>576527696GL would be good if the Director and Etsuko could also give points
>>576527561Damn I'm leaving my club and going there next month
>>576527696no for losing because i want to see cool purple collections
why is Cheval like this
>>576527441>this is how normalfags think
>>576527796Please be in Mambo
>>576527696Same as MANT would be better if Epithet bonuses didn't exist.But that's too smart for the Japanese.
>>576527384Rent free
>>576527660
>>576526149>mfw I'll probably be dead by the time she releases
>>576528020ojisan...
>>576524515the holy texts.... too bad I can't find a copy of this online for free
>>576526293Umapyoi
what style should I run Rickey on her career? I keep losing at the first dirt G1
>>576528020We have 80YOs here?
>>576527696Grand live would be better if I could marry Light Hello after a night of drunken passion where she makes me promise to take responsibility.
>>576528179...front?
>>576524515scan it
>>576528179Pace has treated me well, I only got 2nd once and won all the other times in my ace runs for her this cm
>>576524515FUSU
>>576524515are you kidding me? these are real? i thought it was ai slop created by some guy in this thread
>>576527982Kill yourself tranny
>>576525231This is why I never interact with normalfags they are literal NPCsOnly talk to them for the bare minimum like work stuff or put the fries in the bag
>>576528373retard
>>576528373the fusus are made with love and passion
>>576527696It's already difficult to hit speed caps and 20+ songs without doing any optional races, an incentive to do them would just make the mode's RNG screw worse.
>>576524515
>>576528141>the holy texts...Soon, brother, soon.
>>576524437>exceluma that highNot bad excelbros
>>576524439She spent all her stats on the ones that matter, that's why she wins and Opera loses
>>576524437>>576524641What happened to /uma/hjong? They dropped a rank
Sharing the deck I used to get 3 titles
>New Condition: Slow Metabolism
>>576528141yeah nobody scanned it so I had to buy it. The fusu artist is one of the few artists I'm happy to support as long as they keep drawing cute creatures
>>576528680too busy jonging
You wouldn't let your precious trainee rape you, right?
>>576528796Is there one of Pandora?Fusuichi Pandora, if you will?
>>576528748hot
>>576528796at least take some more pictures they don't have to be scan qualityare they infinitely in print? where buy
>>576524437Weird how the one good crew from this place doesnt really get shitposted about whatsoever
>>576528796>AlmondcreatureBEGONE
>>576528669Opera won everyone's hearts.
>>576527696no the post race concerts don't count it's too complicated to give you 10 vodavis so that the run where you're going for a secret event or epithet isn't way worse than a regular career
>>576528897But you can just leave a fan run on auto while jonging now
I think TM Ugg O should DIE
Yeppers in 30 minutes!
>>576528952nta but only Triple Tiaras get a fusu after them
https://files.catbox.moe/i9i6pb.png
Do you guys have a front runner on your team for CM17? If so, do you have creek ssr on the deck? Been training Falco and getting 1000 stamina is very hard
>>5765293740 rolls0 posts0 in cm
>>576528995https://www.melonbooks.co.jp/detail/detail.php?product_id=3199760
>>576529398oh shit Tact was that good?
>>576529537>Got sad Panda'd by a japanese websiteWell fuck you too!
>>576529641SEXOOOOO
>>576529697for some reason jp vendors lately are stonewalling US ip addresses just to LOOK at stuff sometimes. let me give you my money god damnit
>>576529641Covid winner fraud
No one actually likes these creatures
>>576529641Just wait until you hear about 3X3 Triple Tiara/Crown Japan Cup Showdown of 2020
>>576529791>stonewalling US ip addressesJokes on you, and them, because I'm European.
I like these creatures, I think theyre funny
I masturbated 4 times to my oshi today....
I'm neutral on these creatures, I think they're okay.
>>576529641She was an undefeated Triple Tiara winner, got announced in Uma while she was still active and never won again
Would you run a OP dirt race here? I'm too scared of losing the G1 and losing this career, I only get this amount of points once in like 15 tries
>>576529537hmmmmmm i want it what else should i get
>>576530150Absolutely, specially if training is bad (it looks like it is since there are no rainbow)
>>576530150Be a man and run a G1
>>576530150OP is kind of a throw because her next career race is an OP followed by champions cup which needs 12k fans, you kinda need the junior g1
>>576530150No, because you need to run the dirt hopeless anyway or else you won't have enough fans later on and you'll be forced to do ANOTHER extra race
Y'all rollin' on my banner, fellas? please... I'm down on my hunkers beggin' ya... jus' one itty bitty pull...
>>576530150No don't be a pussy
I've got 62k carats. Worth a cheeky pity or two on Finemo/SMaru? Or will I just be left with nothing for Ramonu wit? Currently at 0LB Finemo and 1LB SMaru with 2 crystals
Brown
>>576530414sorry yeppers but I be not pulling on ya banner
>>576530150I often do because I've had Brickey lose that Zen race on a good run when I needed fans, it's even more risky than when I do Hopeless with Macky for some reason, track is curses.
>>576530414she gets one 10 roll. If she comes, my new wife. If not, she's a dirty whore
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>576530573don't be sayin' that...
>>576530541You'll have enough to pull on Ramonu but FineMo is in the final 4 months of her lifespan as a good generalist wit card so there's just really no point.
i still can't believe those CITY WHORES corrupted my innocent country bumpkin
>>576530150If the career ends then blame the furniture
>>576530339>>576530371>>576530392>>576530401>>576530420>>576530583I ran the op race sorry, I felt this coming...
>>576530841>paceNo wonder
>>576530841>pace
>>576530841RICKEY RICKEY CAREER BRICKEY
this is the only millionaire club I'll ever be part of
>>576530841RICKEY RICKEY RUN IS BRICKY!
>>576530841brickey.......
>>576530841Your feng shui is fucked bro
>>576530841rickey rickey! account brickey!
>>576530926>he thinks ONE (1) million makes you a millionare at anythingYeah I can see you're right
umasumi
>>576530841did you spend your avopados
>>576531087Umasumi
>>576530841BURN YOUR FURNITURE NOW
>>576530812you mean one singular whore (Curren)
>>576531104Mesumu
Yukino Bijin feet in my mouth
>>576530841I think you might be bricked. You'll probably be forced to run yet another extra race down the line.
it's over
Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi toes in my mouth
>>576531343>Yukino Bijinwho?
Fuji Kiseki
>>576531376The game is healing
>>576531231Stop the propaganda, I only have 15k :(
>>576531376End of an era
>>576531091I spent them after the G1, I've tried doing it before and it didn't seem to make much of a difference>>576531352Yeah I'm still bricked regardless I think, I'll have to do another race for Champions Cup but I got 5 songs and a carryover so I'll still try
>>576531376YES! LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>576531231Continue the propaganda, I only have 6k :)
>>576531376now what is bro going to put his tax write-off into
>>576531362Genuine German milk
>>576531376And nothing of value was lost
>>576531376Oh no! Anyway
>>576531376Who?
>Yeppers is a nonce
>>576531393Bro she's still warm stop it
>Spent over five days trying and failing to get my ace for the CM done in GL>finally snap and give up on the rng garbage idolshit scenario, throw in the towel, will probably just go to open league and call it done>Might as well do some training in unity since there I eel less rustrated, let's see i I can't get the ignited wit loop going>Suddenly, GOD run comes and since I'm using the same parents, I get my ace done on unityI FINALLY SEE THE LIGHT, I SHOULD HAVE NEVER TRUSTED THIS IDOLSHIT GARBAGE, I ALWAYS KNEW UMA WAS ALL ABOUT SPEED AND COMPETITION NONE OF THAT DANCING AND SINGING SHITI UNDERSTAND THE PATH FORWARD
>>576531617Lecker!
Does anyone require some... gutess?
>>576531393if you really loved her you'd want her coughs in your mouth instead
>>576531718The "skip Kitasan" guy
>>576531376A good news for once.
>shonen slop screencapyeah get filtered idiot [-]
>>576531376>Hello/Tachyon pulls go horrible>"Goodbye Umamusume"LMAO
>>576531376mambodanchou... no...
>>576531718Mambo's exdancho
>>576531376Wasn't he banned after trying to stream the Kentucky DAAAAAAAHBY
>>576531860You don't even watch anime Umama
>>576531860How about you umm you filter my penis uhhh between your tits hehe... yeah I still got it.
>>576531718
>>576531801>>576531920>>576531979Not ringing any bells. I don't acknowledge the existence of Youtubers.
To be fair as a newer player if I didnt get a MLB Tach in my pulls I would have dropped the game lmaoI dont have a single meta card other than Tach+Hello
>>576531765now post the ace in question
>>576531376Lmao lucklet
>>576532074You were not here for the early days of global /uma/. He created Mambo and Shanaha was UmaDash
168 hours remaining.
YEPPPERSSSSSS
>>576530414this post made me sad enough to give her a tenner
mares are so cute bros
One (1) pink ticket for Yeppers
buncha shit in our inboxes
>>576532171how many days is that?
100 rolls in and i didnt get shit
it's time
Only a single 10 roll needed
>no one rolledUh oh
REDNU WAS NOT MAMBODANCHO STOP SPREADING THIS RUMOR
>>576532125the raped
(You) couldn't handle me, as expected
>>576532096It's Runaway Mejiro Palmer with medium S dirt A. I decided a while back I was going to do nothing but do front runner memes and I've been getting FUCKED on the spark hits.
I give up
I still haven't done any manual runs
>>576524989Hell yeah a threesome, just need to put a gag on Helios first
yeah I'm thinking it's over
Cute Mare
They are called supiki!
>>576531376Oh thank god.
>>576532392>mejiro jobber
Yeppers get with 10 tickets.
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO CM SIGNUPS BROS PLEASE MY LOOPS ARENT DONE PLEASE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>576532527LET ME BORROW SOME CARATS REEEE
11 free ticketsno yeppersyeah no cygays I'm not using carats fuck off
>>576532527Based Yukino Yeppers enjoyer
>>576532125I feel like he absolutely got tilted doing that or he didn't have the money to do constant pull videos (which lets me real were just a humiliation ritual). Like its easier than ever to stay into Umamusume not that we don't have MANT and auto training. There really isn't a reason to quit now
>>576532567I'm a jobber myself, anon. I will find my way to victory alongside my favorites, and my kindred jobbers.She's the best Mejiro
>>576527696Don't worry, we'll be back to racing by the next scenario
>7 days exactly remain until I'll be sat down to do my pulls
>>576532653He barely played anymore and just pulled
>>576532527how do you have 36m gold? I'm barely 1m and I haven't even upgraded all my cards
I really like these lines that appear during special hours like in mid night
>>576532527>brown uioh no no no no pure as snow bros........
???you're not yeppers
>>576531979>Don't pull thisIf you didn't pull kitasan then wtf do you pull?
>>576532785nyopers
CHECK YOUR GIFTS FREE SHIT
>>576532820iirc the "advice" was to borrow Kita until her rerun banner since Pasa power is the better card to get alongside Kita
>>576532785THE RAPED
>>576532879I got nothing
>>576532785well, you did want a bijin...
I did one tenner for yeppers since nobody else was. Didn't get her though
does Yeppers actually wins any races?
>>576532527holy sweeper
>>576522021https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAMgN71FA8YMan a whole wave of trainers I know are burning out around the same timeit's like we're all feeling the death knell of this game, and it's sad, you wait long enough for something you're passionate about to be better, and eventually love/hate turns to apathy. There's no recovering from apathy, that's donevillewe can bicker all we want about botters and skill hacks and CM teams and gaslights and whale decks and whatever but ultimately it's meaningless if no one cares anymore because the game never updated
>>576532820Nothing, you save until we get to Speed Teio
>>576532763My wife is just autism dumping on me
>>576532586Sorry bro but It's busy season for me, have to roll for Digitan alt (Kami Oshi so I have to 5* her), Machan and Acute>>576532761idk, my Support Bonus is 18.51% and have 2066 careers done tho
>>576532954she never won a G1 :'(
>send 6 wit Natie into independant training for the 1201 wit mission>she comes out with Ug speed and 1100 wit
>>576533038I just cant believe the biggest American umatuber is gone.
>>576532527>TT NumbersANON IM HACKING YOUR ACCOUNT
>>576533038niggas said grand live is gonna be the saving grace but now more people are quitting than ever
>>576533038kwab
>>576533221Sure, just let me back in to roll for DigiAlt
>>576533247b-b-b-but ITS FAST!
>>576533038mcqueen has been crying about trainers leaving for so long now... maybe she needs therapy...
>too shit to beat U-grade umas in graded>too good to make A+ umas for openwhat to do?
im out of crystalsi need to swipe now(i got 2 tamamos before this)
yeppers thats all i can spare!
Which uma would keep going instead of mocking me after I prematurely ejaculate?
Well that's 27k and 20 tickets gone. At least I managed to get a bunch of other 3 stars while rolling.
>>576531434hot
>>576533517Everyone else is also shit anon. Just join graded and don't break little Timmy's heart on open.
>>576533541Calstone, she would say that you are the king of speed in sex and ask to teach her to cum so fast
Is there any CM where KKK Pasa is good?
>>576533554I kneel..!!!!
>>576533534NEVERMIND
>>576533038I mean Im surprised he lasted this time. He had terrible pull luck always having to whale hundreds of dollars every banner and he didnt even always win in cms.Ill be at the LA live show too though.
>>576533554bwo.... your ramonu....
>>576533536Nigga you broke as fuck. She might take pity on you and give you some carats lol
>>576533038NOOOOOOOOO NOT THE BALDING SLOPTUBER
>>576533554Which other 3 stars did you get? based btw
>>576533691What seat you got
I didn't even want her, she any good?
>nibbas are bricking their account pulling yeppers
>>576533785DIE
>>576533541Hishi Akebono.Fat chicks are very understanding. She will feel complimented that she made a man cum fast and will still be willing to wait for you to get it back up because big mama needs her lovin and when she can get it
>>576533785EXPLODE
>>576533849She isn't fat though.
>>576533707What makes ramonu wit so good that everyone considers it the next must pull, anyway? Nothing in the card details screams BROKEN
>>576533668the next one
>>576533785>she any good?She is a mare, She will drain your balls
>>576533707I'm still on track to have 400+ pulls by the time Ramonu comes out, though I definitely have to skip Festa now.>>576533738>Steampunk Tickezo>Cheeleader Neicha>Taishin>Ardan>Palmer>Dupe of Suzuka>Dupe of Oguri
>>576533785She is one of those umas where you are glad you got offbanner or in a single pull, run her career once and maybe some day put her in a CM team as third ACE so you can shitpost in the thread
>>576533912Ok then go and skip the best stat output wit card with very good and generic hints that work on the 2 most common distance types in the game
>alrightey i've got yeppers time to build my dirt ace!>...>I DON'T HAVE PACE PARENTS WHAT DO I EVEN INHERIT???
>>576533824People are quitting in droves why not let them have their last hurrah. We're slowly becoming /uma/jp
Bratty torenas that cum early need to be punsihed
>>576533541Super creek would ara ara ~ and call you a good boy for it
>>576533541KinguPalmerMaruzen
>>576533970tbf that's INSANELY good luck for 200 pulls. easily over double the average
>did a 10 pull and got nothingWell fuck you too yeppers more like fucking hwore
>>576533941nevermind actually the ult may (will) activate too early
>>576534040because we like being miserable here
>>576533912You need to understand that most of the time when one card powercreeps others and becomes the strongest, then it will only be better than the 2nd strongest by a small margin. The only time I would say you can see that a card is "broken" is when the 2 gold skills ones become available
>>576533765I got the VIP tickets so Im in orchestra.
>>576534035just borrow opera or oguri they dont really need parents in tracks where nishino dont worky
>>576534134dont be saying that...
>>576533680MAMBO
I did a random scout for Bijin and she came to me. Isn't she one of the least popular Umas? Well I think she is cute anyway.
>>576531087
>>576534181>they don't know the real massive powercreep wit cards will face is when specialized cards arrive but only for that specific style, and yanko
>>576534185Rich
>>576534040>We're slowly becoming /uma/jpFinally, we will join our senpai
>>576534035Pulse + Barcarole + Lights of Vaudellie or whatever that one is calledNSM + Neck-and-neck (but head-on is enough... IS NOT)Good luck
I love Rice
Hope you weren't counting on A+ gibs to reach 90k carats for ramonu... We rebranded as an A club
Stego cuteLuck cute
>rape starts in 71:35:30yamete aaah
>>576534124Yeah I'm not dissatisfied with my pulls, I've been wanting both Ardan and Taishin for quite a while now. Palmer too to a lesser extent; I've really wanted to read her career but I don't plan on using her in CMs since I hate fronts.
>>576534368No problem, i can join an A+ club next month!
>>576534368And you'll be B+ without me soon!
CHECK CRATE
i feel fucking sick tom yh ead
I can't believe the clubmageddon is happening for real this time...
>>576534605BWC
are you just going to do thatbetray your clubdacchis? what happened to mambo 4lyfe?
I hate that carat calculator because I can't remove that shit that isn't close to being implemented without fucking up the whole thing. I'm also retarded and not an excel slave
What the fuck is a dachi
MAMBROS PLEASE GIVE US ANOTHER CHANCEIM DOING ALL I CAN... MY PHONE IS OVERHEATING... I RESTART A FAN RUN THE SECOND THE LAST ONE FINISHES... PLEASE!!!
>>576534672AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>576532527>he pulled for yeppers BRICKjin
>>576534368I always planned setting up Class 5.5, group B 3rd place and A club rankNever even got close to being relegated from class 6 or failed to get A finals, but unfortunately I might be wrong on that last one...
>>576534605
>>576533536>barely 2k caratsgwo...
>>576534797You had your chance last month bwo
Yukino bitchin
>>576532527Oshi puller will always be the REAL winner in this gameNot the CM cucks, not the vtrannies, not the false flagger
please give respect the name of Yukino Yeppers
>>576534813
>>576534719half of our A+ clubs are deranking gwo
>>576534719Why did they betray me first by not even touching the game?
>REGISTRATION PERIODI STILL HAVE NO ACESI STILL HAVE NO PARENTSI STILL HAVE NO GRANDPARENTSI STILL HAVE NO GREAT GRANDPARENTSAND I'VE BEEN DOING AUTO EVER SINCE IT RELEASEDFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>576535058lol retard
>>576534959Yeppino Vagine...
>>576535058at least you got your debuffers ready
So these are useless now, huh?
>>576534106
CZECH UR MALE
>>576535058Im going to lose because I chose to build Copeano Brickey and it takes the entire time to not even get a good Ace trying to build her
>>576534040>1 sloptuber decided to quit>people are quitting!!!Retard.
having NSM, triumphant pulse lite (works in 1st place btw source my ass), all tracks all distances means that oshigods can literally bring her to every CM w-w-when pace chasers get good i guess...
>>576535178I CZECHED!!!!!!!!!
>>576535058I havent even played gl yeti dont think im gonna bother going for group a finals this time
>>576535207Its obvious that Baldnu is quitting because he spent all his whale money on hair plugs.
>>576535178>1350 caratsLiterally just enough to give someone hope for that one (1) extra pull before despair sets in, how devilish
>>576535178DANK CHUN YOUKEENOW VEEGENE
>he pulled for a country bumpkinLOL
>>576533038uma is not only the game
>>576535392Jordan wouldn't do that
I always get the wrong girl, and it's always a girl I couldn't give less of a shit about. I want to die myself.
>>576535408Yeah these "burning out of gacha" attention whores need to get a life what the fuck are they talking about just play another game or do anything else
>>576534804Meds nonny
>>576535494shit taste for a piece of shit human being FUCK YOU
>>576535494enjoy her feet
>>576534797tell the bottom 10 retards to do the same
>game stuff gets posted>no one cares>fan content gets posted>barely anyone cares>e-eceleb garbage gets posted>HOLY SHIT THE THREAD IS IMPLODING IN LOVE FOR DRAMA AHHHHHHHHHNo wonder the word "Tranny" is being thrown around a lot these days, all of you faggots behave like woman.
>>576535058honestly this cm is the one to throw in tt umas and just auto parents, it's fucking slop
>>576534804>The feeling of being cummed inside
>>576535494Kill yourself retarded faggot
>>576535601Ayabe... has a great ass?
>>576535516It's the same copypasta every time I don't know why anons keep falling for it
behave like woman
>>576535494She's actually a cutie patootie
>>576535494You need to expand your mind and heart. There is only one wrong girl in this game and that is Grass Wonder. All other girls are right.
>>576535663uh oh V melty
>>576535663BASED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TELL THAT FUCKER OFF>>576535494giving you another (You) so you know to diedie die die die die die die die die die die
>>576535494(you) farmer does it again
>>576535494Based fuck this dumb bitch and her schizo fixation on a sister she never knew
>>576535494looks like gayabe is right up your alley actually
>>576535641>this cm>when we have the 2200m turf hoguri kinen coming upmore like this scenario
>>576535679case in point. thanks for instantly proving my point, WOMAN.
>>576535494She wants to kill herself too(actually) so you're in good company.
>>576535494based fuck that angsty suicidal emo
>>576533247Grandlive is such a shit experience>Have to check shop constantly >Scenario is only 10 mins faster than MANT>Difficult to train everything besides speed and wit>Light Hello doesnt constantly give date event and bonus
>>576535838seriously, this whole scenario CM's are dogshit
>>576527387>yes but putting a name and potentially face to the post makes it significantly worse, especially when they're regularsThat's still /uma/.......
>>576535959retard shitter
noooooooooooooo
>>576536016Nah, Arima Kino will be good
>>576535959>Scenario is only 10 mins faster than MANTIf you combine the amount of runs you do for GL and MANT, GL lasts three times as long
the thread will post their rolls bigly when it's time for Machando not forget
>>576536057that's just commander spe spamming
I spent 1 ticket on yeppers and didn't get her. Is that enough to make that thing happy
>>576536057Arima was the only CM I was looking forward to because lates are finally good but I don't have fucking Tachyon so I can't compete
>>576533038In this video, creator Rednu announces he is stepping away from covering the game *Umamusume* (0:05). While he emphasizes that he doesn't hate the game and still appreciates the community and lore he discovered, he explains that he no longer finds the gameplay fun or sustainable for his content creation goals (0:21-2:32).Key takeaways from the announcement:Reasons for leaving: He feels he can no longer commit to being the "Uma guy" and wants to move in a direction that reflects his genuine, evolving interests rather than forcing content for a role he no longer enjoys (3:57-4:10).The future of the channel: Rednu plans to focus on his own journey as a creator, exploring a variety of other interests (5:26-5:47). He mentions potential future content including Football Manager, Palworld, Guild Run, Blood Bowl, and Marvel Rivals (6:02-7:17).Content strategy: He intends to shift away from streaming for the time being, aiming instead to produce "well thought-out" YouTube videos (7:33-7:45).He expresses deep gratitude to his viewers for their support and invites them to share their own recent interests in the comments so he can better connect with his audience moving forward (4:30-4:43, 7:47-8:01).
>>576535246pace chasers are extremely good though?
>>576536098I think you're right if I dont get Light Hello date event in junior year I had to glue 100% of the time.
>>576535494
>>576536234xmas oguri is not a pace chaser
>CM registration started >still have made no team at alldo you guys think a robot hog and debuffers is enough? I'm really not feeling this track
Remember that since we got a gift of 1500 carets today the luck attached to the cheeky tenner only applies to the carets from your stash previously, so you need to do two tenners for it to work
>>576536234And pace chasers that aren't XOguri?
>>576536140the actual horse's story might be pretty sad but it doesn't change the fact that the uma has absolutely nothing going for her aside from that.
>Mambo has a discord now
>>576533554Same but I got only one other 3*, which was ballroom Seiun which is based, but still...
>>576536364Debuffers, sureRobot hog? Lol no
riko is weak and rapeable
>>576536393I wish we were that rank
>>576536393>now>
>>576535494Lol anon you sound like Ayabe *giggles*
>>576536452heh we wis->checks rank
>>576536393pretty sure mambo has plummeted to under 600 as of today
We should get free pulls on bumfuck umas no one gives a fuck about (I'm looking at you Seeking the Pearl banner)
>>576527696don't worry, you get fragments from races in GM and they always fuck up your crystal plan :^)
>>576525460Makes sense. >>576525231 is like the male version of a fujo. I wouldn't want to be around them either
>>576536657i sleep like this
>>576536390>>576536362Sakura Chiyono is brutally powerful and we're going to enter Spring CM's soon enough
>>576536392she has big fucking tiddies and big fat thighs
ayabbycunt grabby
>>576536035I hate you and I'll kill you for managing to get Pink Kentucky Wife before me.
>>576536364I'm just gonna clanker this one because the xog domination is so heavy. At least I can spank her ass with Nishino next cm.
>>576535494I also want to kill myself
>open uma after doing chores>training almost donethe sparks will be shit but it's at least efficient
>>576536759stop you'll make them melty again
>>576536393>104m monthly quota
>>576534953I mean she is my Oshi, but every uma is my Oshi as all umamusume are precious, and I want to help them achieve their dreams no matter what they would be and what it would require of me to do soDigitan is my Kami Oshi tho
>>576535564>>576535601>>576535663>>576535701>>576535751I wish I could give her away to you guys since you like her so much. Trade even. Uma trafficking.
>>576536390Your Taiki Shuttle?Your El Condor Pasa?Your Nishino Flower?Your Mejiro Dober?
i saw a yeppers rubber charm in my local weab store the other dayi should have picked it up...
>>576535494>all those seething replieslmfao, reminder that when Ayabe came out NO ONE posted their rolls or talked about her career story despite being hyped as one of the best ones. all her fans are larpers.
>>576536885With that rank we can safely assume basically nobody is following that quota
>>576536885That's the average a+ quota anyon
>>576535494Congrats, you deserve her and Im not even joking.>>576527696>>576536604Does GL / GM get a Quality of Life like Unity+ and URA+. Im just not good at this shit mode. I keep making worse umas than Unity+
>no nimble>no heads on>no uma stanI that just glue or I having mid-late skills fix it?
>>576536945I have already won Pisces Platinum with herStop being a dumb bitch and be grateful you have her now
>>576536983Gotta get the yeppers merch you can because she's not popular enough to ever get a figgy.
>>576537114You didn't win shit lol
>>576535748Basic Blonde Bitch part 2
>>576536991I don't post her anymore because she's unfortunately linked to some of the worst people in this general as you can see aboveI still run her in CM's nevertheless
>>576537047The QoL is Light Hello, yes
>>576536991Ayabe spooked me literally on my first day of playing the game and I don't think I've ever actually played her career.
>>576532125>quit umamusume>hair regrowshuhshould I...
>>576535494This anon reminded me that I still have a single ticket.Thank you.
>>576537114>I have already won Pisces Platinum with herLITERALLY SAME
>>576536991I don't know if I've seen a single podium of her
>>576537047future scenarios get no changes after they're released, so their enjoyment depends entirely if your release banner rolls went well and if you understand the gimmick quickly
>>576536573oh ew I don't want seeking the hag in my account though
i will inherit shooting star for cm17i will show you current speed
>>576537296except GM, kind of
>>576537194Ayabe is boring as fuck too so no wonder he uses her
>>576536573No, I'm good. I don't need to see people whining about getting my oshi for free.
>>576537336don't forget joyful voyage
Remember when people liked Goldship?
>>576537248Just date him at this point
It's up! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-_cNp0WHM8
>>576533785She has a good kit for the next CM.Also tiara Uma with dirt B, so pretty useful for parent looping
>>576537464People hate goldship because of cms not because they dont like gold ship.
>>576532125>>576537231Thats what having no stress be like
ayabe more like gayabe lmao
>>576537516Yeah, my dick that is
>>576537514I date everyone
>>576537296>if your release banner rolls went well and if you understand the gimmick quicklyGlobal benefits heavily from this because of years long clairvoyance, and it's still fucking annoying.I genuinely do not understand how Nips not only stomached the game at halved speed and playing blind, but made it one of the biggest gachas off just the JP market.
>champions meeting in 2d>still haven't made any proper ace>still haven't made the perfect STA parentI'm so cooked bros
>>576537560Should date him exclusively
>>576537529Isn't forced tiara a bad thing for looping?
>>576537231He literally spent all his whale money on microplugs nigga thats why he had to quit uma. I bet you anything senpai.
Heliosposter getting NTR'd by V
>>576537262She won Cancer for me
>>576536885Minimum for A+you rike?
>>576537375that's only because they promised no scenario support only to release one later and justify their actions with "it's a group card not a pal card lol"
>>576537591Because they didn't get super autistic about minmaxing for CM snd just enjoyed cute horse girls and the raising aspects.
>>576537464but i like her now
can't imagine the type of guy that kills his run because he didn't get this event, probably the exact same type of retard fishing for Riko's ramp up
>>576537676Did she die or beat it
>>576532820Save for Speed Almond Eye
>>576537560Curren is proof you dont need to give uma the biggest tits or beat body or prettiest face or sexiest hair.She just has to be a slutty little minx social media girl. Everyone loves those.
>>576537114Show proof
>>576537727She absorbed my cancerous cells
>>576537724Ramp up fishing was a special kind of retarded because gold ramp up was so easy to get in unity.
>>576537464I've been listening Gold Triumph recently and have an urge to run her now...
ugh time to make aces I guess
>>576537724If you are building Rickey you will strongly consider gluing if you dont get that free front savy.Youll probably glue.
skippino the bijino
Yeppers' face reminds me of GBF early faces so much
>>576531513His hair is healing at least. The rest of the /uma/ clubs are failing. Except the botting /vg/ club. /Inu/ Club
>somewhere out there, a xog will lose finals to a clanker
Card check, /uma/
i rolled
damage report?
>>576538118 no
>blacklist Uma&Co members>club falls to A and will fall to B+ next monthIsn't this fucking hilarious?
>>576538164All /uma/ clubs but one are in freefall atm
>>576538252Uhhh blindgwo? >>576524437
TACHYON WHERE ARE YOU TACHYONNNNN
>>576538252Nah, the rank was posted last thread, the usual top clubs are already taking back their ranks
>>576530124kawakami was almost that but she was born too late in the season to qualify for the first leg of the triple tiara
>>5765381494 tix>>576538164I doubt they'll fall to A
>>576536738>Sakura Chiyono is brutally powerfulExplain
>>576538164how did Uma&Co got away with this crime? they were supposed to fail
>>576537953>Killing his borrow run as classic starts when he's 30 seconds away from the first inspirationkwab
>>576538440Umama saved them
what went wrong?
>>576538387They already did. I'm talking about the club who "blacklisted" them. Irony at its finest
>>576538570Nobody cares what you think V
>>576538570>I'm talking about the club who "blacklisted" themo-oh I'm retarded
>>576538570
>>576538149First I kiss the Bijin for at least 5-10 minutes while holding one of her hands and lightly groping her. I move onto her neck and begin sniffing
>>576538118I only did one sheet so far and then promptly forgot to ever do it again.
cm17 status?
>>576538342Which Tachyon?
>>576538617Why did you care to reply then?
>>576538730Atleast you admit it's you lol
>>576537639Not really, you just need both the parent and grandparents to run tiara, hence why she'd be useful.For if you want to run a parent that needs tiara, like Dober
>>576538340They are basically all down compared to where they finished at the end of the month
>>576538440>got awayESL
>>576538651huh? when?
>>576538786He's not VI am though
yeppino yeppin
>>576538824retard
>>576538682passionate babymaking love with this country bumpkin in a warm room with a crackling fireplace as the snow piles high outside
>>576524437Thanks for posting this. This scenario is so fucking shit maybe B+ aint so bad with half the requirements
>>576524437>umaSTINKWhat?
>>576538834Since never, it's just V trying to stir up shit
>>576538786We are V
My debuffer needs stamina, pwr or I can go full witmaxing?
>>576538937We carry the flame
>>576538504Umama is not even the highest earner though
>>576538834It never happened, it's club drama I made up when I was bored
>>576538984only wit and finishing career (optional)
>>576538984Dirt C, max wit
I don't mind you taking a ride out of my shitposting, NTRfaggot. But tomorrow can be you!
>He thinks he is talking to VMaya poster was right lol
>>576538705The SSR cardI JUST NEED ONE MORE COPYWHERE IS SHE
Massive
>>576538886then she starts practicing her rap and you kick her out into the snow
sweepy's belly rero rero rero rero rero. the thought of sweepy's tiny body and soft flesh makes me salivate. rero rero rero grr get pregnant. I need sweepy's body to carry my child. making beautiful babies with sweepy. I want to sniff and lick and kiss her pregnant belly every night before bed. rubbing sweepy's pregnant belly. having sweet dreams about the the beautiful baby living in sweepy's belly. aaaaa sweepy's belly
>>576539057>>576539070seems unity cup is the best? for proc skills hints
>>576539085Someone post the V janny nuke
>>576536758And the tightest umanko known to man, exclusive for the ONE trainer who can see her
>>576539161does she call cafe my nigga
>>576539212
>>576539183If you're not relying on hints, sure. I find GL easier
>>576538992We'll fight for the gospel
Are Seeking the Fertility or Wuby card worth pulling? Is anything from Halloween worth pulling?
>>576539183yeah
>>576539003Retarded idiot lol
Snow is the WORST weatherYukino Bijin is uggoand a dumb redneck too
>>576536392tl;dr on her story?
sweepy's magic belly. sweepy is using her magic to make me horny. grr get pregnant. having sex with sweepy! her tiny body is too cute! sweepy's womb is small and vacant. I'll use my magic wand to make her pregnant! abracadbra alakazam! now sweepy is filled with baby jam! mwah mwah mwah get pregnant sweepy
>>576539265that's giga based actually being a schizo shitposter is the essence of 4chansecondary fags need not apply
Btw he's gonna bake the next thread so have fun
Does from the brink work this CM well for lates?
>>576539461Too expensive, get the white though
>>576539327If your deck is strong enough that you can play with only 4 cards and LH, you can pull wooby 0LB for her gold
>>576539325you need to keep yourself updated if you're going to heliospost.. that meme died over a year ago.
>>576539374I mean you can check too?
>>576539432I'm definitely more of an oldfag than you V, and I'm not a retarded schizo plus I don't live in a 3rd world country>>576539554Now check July, which is what the talk was about
>>576539432yeah some of those epic pwns brought a tear to my eye haha
>>576539383Golly gee whillikers, don't shay that....
>>576539439The only thing I'm baking is a baby inside your womb
>>576539383>Snow is the worst weather>while the one we're getting through now exists
should I roll yeppers
>>576539265Why does V posts sound like they were trained on /uma/ posts
>>576539676im rolling a yeppers right now
>>576539589lol no you ain'tretard LMAO
>>576539676yeppers
>>576539676Nah
>>576539383But the Aroma Kinen, the best race, is held during winter?
>>576539705He impersonates multiple people since he's genuinely schizophrenic
>>576539589Removing all of Umama fan count still puts them in top 200 fan count.
>>576538504>he pushed 250k fans on Marchcrazywas he on drugs or something?
>>576539739I accept your concession>>576539801Yeah right lmao
>>576539831No he just botted.
>>576539383I'd much rather things be frozen than on fire.>>576539786December actually isn't super cold in Japan, it's generally around January-February that it's really chilly there. I was there in March and it was already starting to warm up and was in the 50s on average with 1 day reaching 60 degrees.
>>576539861You lost
>>576539383don't say that....
umama>likes and plays the game>gives my club fans>larps as kitasan (very cute)the hell do schizos hating on us do for the thread and their clubs
>>576539831March is even more insane, that was before auto.
>>576539861You can do math right? >>575842953.
>>576539383>and a dumb redneck toowhat does Taiki have to do with her
Did you know? Cheval Grand means "big horse"
>>576539383Doto would NOT say this
I accept your confession.
Got a 2* groundwork 3* power 2* front grandparent Maya. Moving on to the parents now
>>576539990>julyretard
V seems like a genuinely obnoxious and horrible person, why does he have a fanclub?
>>576539978Just ignore and report themDon't forget to [-]
>>576538423...have you seen her? https://gametora.com/umamusume/characters/106901-sakura-chiyono-o
man, this is incredible. first decent run in two days and it immediately unravels due to missing 1 5% training. Digitan's 3 G1 career goal is fucking oppressive. I miss minimum one unique upgrade per run, there's no way to avoid it without insane luck
>>576540148>Now check July, which is what the talk was aboutThat is July? Am I responding to a bot
>>576524437Clubs you want to be in if you want to be consistently A+:>umadash>dacchisThat's it, I guess. Uma&Co and Bricked are doing fine with numbers, but joining them is like a criminal record on your resume.
>>576540084I don't know, it doesn't really look like he's enjoying the cold there, being huddled up in the shed and all.
OYL sucks cm18 its way too gambly to get meaningful value out of itgo for End instead if you're backlining, this is my open leauge draft, I'm working on something better
>>576540079Which is funny because it wasn't much of a winner
>>576539980i guess if you turbobot, auto is a slowdown
>>576540091But I haven't said anything yet...
>>576540148Do you have brain damage? lol
>>576540235im sending this to my 4 year old nephew from nebraska, thanks anon
>>576540151I don't think a person who needs a surgery to be less fat could be nice in any way
Some days I miss when Machan was still attracted to women
you're not yeppers...
>>576540240No it was physically big, as in the horse was large
>>576539262yes, she does, my nigger
>>576540037Taiki is Doto's best friend and would never slander rednecks
me in the /uma/ retirement home playing uma, uma2, the uma global spinoff and betting on real horse races
>>576539914I'll keep this in mind even though I'll probably never go to Japan.
>>576540428actually retirement is going to be based a lot better than the old fucks reading newspapers
>>576539429
>>576540223>joining them is like a criminal record on your resumedid you actually buy into the blacklist memes? unless you're actually a thread personality no one cares
>>576540348huh?
Umas that aren't reddit: nishino flower, mayano top gun, sweep tosho
>>576540496I would recommend it if you ever find the ability to afford it. I now understand why the first thing people say getting on the plane to leave is "I need to go back"
>>576540379Well I guess he got a grand name because he was a big horse
>>576540716I care
Post an image for next bread
>>576540845>>576540845>>576540845
>>576540784soaplands are that good
>>576540223>>>>dacchis
>>576540864thank god
this thread made me schizophrenic so i went through my clubmates and discovered that one of them has been in two clubs ever:1. our club, but before that2. the club for pakatube employeesi dont know how to feel about this information
>>576540770Umas that use 4chanNarita Taishin.Nakayama Festa.
>>576540841get early baked
>>576538693r u chinese
>>576540223>but joining them is like a criminal record on your resume.>daccheatskek
>>576540948janny might kill that bread desu
>>576540864>baking on page 1 with 100 images slots leftmindbroken>>576540841i wanted a mcqueen thread but whatever
>>576541028No, I'm American. And that's the Japanese client.
>>576541150lol ok
>>576541097fuck off V
no one will know i'm posting in both threads huehuehue
>>576540887>>576541036It's a nothingburger
>>576538070I think that her original designer was the guy that would go on to do GBF, even
im not in an /uma/ club
>>576539025Wanna fuck instead?
