Previous: >>576522021>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Winning Ticket (alt) (3*), Narita Taishin (alt) (3*), Smart Falcon (alt) (3*), SSR Tokai Teio, SSR Twin Turbo, SSR Light Hello, SSR Agnes TachyonCurrent CM: Virgo Cup 2 - Ooi Dirt 2000m Medium/Right/Fall/Sunny/GoodCurrent Event: Wings of Steam and Steel, 1.5-Year Anniversary Celebration Part 3>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/kapy9o.jpg 08/05 - Yukino Bijin (3*), SSR Silence Suzuka, SSR Smart Falcon08/05 - Virgo Cup - Medium/Right/Fall/Wet/200008/12 - Seeking the Pearl (3*), SSR Daiichi Ruby, SR K.S. Miracle08/13 - New Legend Races08/18 - Halloween Agnes Digital (3*), Halloween Meisho Doto (3*), SSR Daitaku Helios, SSR Mejiro Palmer08/18 - Days Flying By Story Event08/25 - Aston Machan (3*), SSR Fine Motion, SSR Maruzensky08/25 - Libra Cup - Mile/Right/Fall/Firm/1600>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Summer Seiun Sky (3*), Summer Mejiro Bright (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Tachyon LOVE
>>576540845Chinpo Windy
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
Umama love
Fuji Kiseki
Digitan LOVE
>>576540934
Gold city feet in my mouth
Everyone is surely pulling for Yeppers!
yukino BITCHIN
>New Condition: Slow Metabolism
At least update the OP with the current gacha
shrimple shravigator
>>576541224>even with that yeppino virgin isn't goodWhat a tragedy
A few CM quickies. I'll post Hakuraku3367312633673126
>>576541451the hell happened to her sundays?
Trainer-san 5 manual MANT runs in preparation for the CM doko
slurp
>>576541053>kfc.com cafe
>>576541093hmmmm nopeshe can spook me if she wants to but I'm spending a cent on her
>>576541636you can't buy a pull with one cent!
Just in the nick of time for some good old fashioned hometown hog 'wrasslin!
what's the limit for cream & sugar until Cafe breaks the contract?
Nyaaaaaan nyaaaaan
>>576541383ULALA :DDD nukedBased though.https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=_JzREI0LbjuA6IsN3-EG2Lpj8992206789922067
>>576541520Suppression, otherwise would be too dangerous.
>>576541817Is she okay with me ordering Americanos
>>576541817with me unlimited creaming in her
>>576541845NUOOOOO
>>576541817she lets me cum in her coffee
bwos...
https://x.com/grok/status/2084396075478114795umamusume for this
>>576541558I am too dumb for Grand Live it seems
>5 low rolls>3 3* in 150I got REKT
SHUT UP VTRANNY ECELEB FAGGOTS
>30 rolls away from SparkI wonder if I can farm that out from doing all the unread trainee story stuff I have...
>>576542020I'm only tangentially familiar with this guyGrand Live is definitely soulsucking but at least it doesn't take 5 hours a day
brickeyno brickedjin
>>576542020>mambo figurineenvironmental storytelling
>>576541845Xog on Xog violencehttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=akwwJOE9ItIBa0t7EIesgPmE6518292565182925
>>576542076we love vtubers here, they're Uma coded, everyone agreed they should make concerts like vtubers too
>>576541845This is soulcrushing
Killing the "umama" faggot would improve this thread exponentially
>>576541958
>>576541845SOVL
>>576542248this but you instead of umamaretard
>>576542248
>>576542020I didn't know this guy was still playing desu, last I heard about him was losing an early CM. Oh well VF clearly enjoys the game a lot more.
>>576542264ardan lying on top of you while her saggers press against you
>>576541845>this will be your average experience this CMgrim
>>576542248V first
adopt her
>>576542264Ardan please...I'm supposed to be professional...
stop eating sweets it's turn 3 wtf
Now to try and get a usable one for the dirt cup. When's that start?
>>576542173Rickey! Nukey! I know it isn't funnyhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=zRsmgrLc6fnZ0MJibbvwupnf1542965515429655
Sorry Cafe, I don't drink coffee
>>576542505Registrations already started
>>576542390Fan C is so basedWhy couldn't Student C be as based as Fan C
>>576542448He's already a castrated and humiliated fat eunuch
>>576542451She's french so no
>>576542390JOYS OF SERVICE
who the fuck is this bruhthis ain't yeppers
>>576542556>Don't like Coffee or Tea because I hate drinking anything warmer than room temperature>Like Tachy and CafeIt hurts knowing they'd hate me for this.
>>576542703explode
>>576542703Instead of saying yeppers, she says HOWA
>>576542264I WANT TO SUCKLE THOSE SAGGERS
>>5765425266/9 please join
>>576542557O-ohhh...
so Rednu was Keb?
FUUUUUUCK
>>576542736you can drink both of those things cold
>>576542736I don't drink coffee because it makes my anxiety go to numb hands level
>>576542703Howa...
>>576542703Grats on your Howa maker
>>576542703hoppers
umacrotch
>>576542703https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05iuEHvCg58
I still don't know how to build Umas in Grand Live. My auto runs make better Umas than I ever could.
>cm registration open>no aces>no parents>no grandparents>yeppers banner>no yeppersI think it's time to quit
ive never played in CM before. what should I expect
>>576542264Saggy. She's SO saggy.
Give it to me straight /uma/, is oshigaming real? Can I defeat the xog if I believe in my trainee?
>>576542890You can have cold coffee and tea? I thought they're meant to be served warm.
>>576542390I want to get stabbed by Falco's twin tails
>>576543121Yeah but they're prepared differently, mostly with some sort of iced cream or something, otherwise it tastes awful
>>576542526I'll stop with my unfunny and uncalled for comments!https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=spCE5xWLYN0Yt-mFyKhMNsps1953923919539239
My trainee caught me drinking again after I promised I wouldn't and now she's trying to end the contract
I think this is my first ok parent>16 races triple triple crown + hopeful stakes
>>576543070Just toss some clankers in, watch them lose to xogs and prep for next cm.
>>576543068you click on rainbows until you get 4 songs for each concert and if you don't all 4 then you kill yourself
I CANNOT GET TS SPARKS, I WANNA GET THOSE FUCKING 500 CARATS
>>576543081rape
>>576543207>2nd place oguri about to get close>natie headshots herjesus
>>576543081xog and debuffers
>>576541817I drink instant coffee and I also buy Flavored Creamers just for the taste
>>576542703Welcome to the Mejiro family, trainer-san
>>576543070Breaking news clanker just gave me 1 grandparent :DDDDD yippee :DDDDD>>576543243I think I will do that at this point
BRICKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>576543121
>>576542736Tachyon would not mind if you do not drink tea as long as you can serve itCafe would make you coffee that you could drink comfortably, and it would be good
>>576543281cheval and cheval but stinky and dumb
>>576542703Enjoy your Chocolate tree anon
I've never seen a white person use debuffers
>>576543526You live in India that's why
>>576543207Nuke won by killing Taiki right at the end. I'm starting to believe the debuffers are the real aces...https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=iMQk_-WspDz4pS1uQNa4xLQf9120961691209616
>>576543532ardan racing after I cum in her and my semen sloshing in her womb while she runs
>>576541817In a MANT event Cafe recommends to yukino bitchin a fruity, sweet coffee to match her city vibe tastes. Obviously cafe prefers it normal but as long as you're not a bum like reddit tachyon she'll be ok with sugar in your coffee.
>>576543661There used to be white people here
how many scouts did you do for little ol' bijin?
>>576543673I did an oopsie. My badhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=coYRC_JUKQ50J0MvOm0UTIIF
>>576542406Is it possible to win this CM without using debuffers yourself?
FARUKO ZETTAITEKI CENTER MEZASHIMAAAAASU
>>576542264>>576543097>>576543532Asking Ardan for sex
>>576543779I did a one pull
>>576543034is she...uh, how you say...retarded?
>>576543779Yeppers! That's right, I did ONE pull!
>>57654377910 tickets and a 10-pullwasn't meant to be
>>576543717That was before Christ died so it doesn't count
>>576543673Really nasty and well played Keen Eye!https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=5FltFBYRvB7FW1-xyGdL53mh7709148177091481
sag hex
>>576543269just send the bot
>>576543940Cute, right?
>>576544093this is true because brits are honorary browns
>>5765437794 tickets was all I had and I got a yada dupe
>>576543876Man artists really know how to make Ardan the sexiest uma ever the fuck
Fuji kissies
3 of 5 runs glued today, the remaining two unusablestill no aces for 17...getting concerned now.
>>576542451But I want to fuck her, not be the dad who stepped up..
>>5765441063/9 please join. Let's make this the last one
>>576544326ZAMN
>>576544253Its the look. Imagine marriage with Ardan and she hits you with this look in the morning. You know what you'll be doing all day.
>>576544242naruhodo...
>niggers are burning tickets
>>576544328Let's find each other in Group B friends
>>576544117coming home from work and sniffing maruzensky's chest
>>576544404oh nooo not the pink tickets that the game gives you a shitzillion of
I want to fuck Falco so bad
She never sleeps, she says she'll never die. She races in dirt and in turf and she's a great favorite.She never sleeps the xog, she is racing, racing.She says that she will never die
>>576544242They're honorary mutts not the other way aroundYou just fucked yourself over retard, but can't expect much of you
>>576544365Fine I'll watch my Xog die again...
>>576544404Gacha games splitting up pull currencies so people can rationalize a pink ticket not being the same thing as 150 carats is working better than it should>>576544492Case in point
>>576543779200
>>576544492oh nooo not the carats that the game gives you a shitzillion of- oh wait :^)
https://jiggie.fun/Yx3zUxhttps://jiggie.fun/Yx3zUxhttps://jiggie.fun/Yx3zUxhttps://jiggie.fun/Yx3zUxhttps://jiggie.fun/Yx3zUxhttps://jiggie.fun/Yx3zUx
But I only got 1350 carats...
>>576544242brits dont exist anymore, they've been unironically raped and conquered
>>576544326YEPPERS IS FILLY?
>>576544618You got umaTAXED
>>576544492I cant say I have a shitzillion until I reach 500
Umamusume should be this big
You have no excuse
>>576544506I found The Road to be a more enjoyable book than Blood MeridianUmamusume: Pretty Derby
>>576544326Morioka looks like this?
>>576544404>he thinks tickets are scarce>he has to save every single one of them Lmao stop being poor
>>576544586>>576544601you could die tomorrow. you could get hit by a car and die instantly and your pink tickets wouldn't save you.
>>576544106>>576544365Now that's an end! Based Inari activated the ZONEhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=QFE3IRouyW3VCsUosB6YgfeyThanks everyone for joining! Good luck in the actual CM!
>>576544676she will die to 1 murmur
>>576544537>>576544753Nevermind we're so back
>>576544618the mejiro tax desuwa
>>576544676Look at this unusable uma with 3 gold skills lmao
>>576544617>>576544676>that deckHOLY FREE TO PLAY!
>Yeppers>Seeking the Pearl>Machanwtf this is a crazy mare month
>>576544751>but what if you die???convincing argument from a retard with a gambling addiction
>>576544676>low stam>no med sKEKKERINO
>>576544674Even horses aren't that big.
>>57654377925, still not home
hey
>>576544687if 7 I lift fuku's shirt and cum on her belly while she's asleep
ToT
>>576544687That's fair but you also may just not like westerns. Cormac Mccarthy primarily wrote westerns and The Road is the only novel he wrote that is post-apocalypse albeit it has a similar story structure to his other novels. I personally like No Country for Old Men the mostUmamusume!
>>576543532she might be weak but she has guts enough to run a race almost naked just to rile her trainer up, imagine that
>>576544537Doto love
If you waste pulls for umas this month you are fucking retarded
>>576544676Impressive. Everyone is cherrypicking because they're casuals
>>576544945
>>576542505BijinGOD
>if you throw 10 free rolls at a character you sorta want but not really, you're a gambling addictprojecting little weiner
I just realized I have no Mejiro aside from Ryan... Fuck
>>576544093Alexander...
>>576545005I need Rice to do this
>>576543779A couple of cheeky tenners and she came home!
>>576544862Horses should be bigger then
>>576544676Counterpoint: I only have 0LB Light and 2LB KSB as uh....
>>576544931I'd rather do that while she's awake
life... life is one big gacha.sometimes you get the supa supa rare,but most often, you do not.life's maintenance does not give free gems, only dread for tomorrow.truly, life is the worst gacha...
Why are all of you roomanons larping that debuffs did anything...
>>576544963the rest of the 1988 gen could never imagine that.
>>576545224Requesting account deletion
>>576544926this is canon
Every single Yeppers roller will be at the forefront of getting fucked in the ass for 2 whole scenarios for not having MLB Ramonu
>>576545224
>>576545278Enjoy losing every single long CM to my AWOOO Blaze Brian
Which Uma has marked you the most in terms of support cards and trainee spooks?
>30 rolls for Bijin>get regular Fine MotionBasically the same uma. I won.
>>576545005An ojou shouldn't be doing this...
>>576545398spechud
>>576545398Mackween. She has me marked for sure. I get her or her anime costume every time I roll on umas. Every single time. yes they are both 5*.
I will simply do daily pulls. If I get her, I reckon that's a fine day. If I don't, I reckon I didn't need her.
>>576545415Not at all actually
>>576545398I got 4 FineMos (Support Card) from spooks so I guess her
>>576544676I don't think people are realizing this isn't supposed to be a CM ace given the G Dirt
>>5765437790
I reckon that I'm wreckin' that filly uoooh.
>>576544676I still don't get how GL works
>>576545398Rudolf... please leave me alone
good evening, I love Fusaichi Pandora
>>576545631bnw players are actual apex predators and no one gives a shit
I love it when her little ears go back like this.
>>576545398this bitch, I also got both versions of her out of rate
>>576544945I read the road and all the pretty horses and part of some other book of his about a plane crash and came to the conclusion that I just don't like his work very much
>>576545631Hate Tickezo
>>576541817I don't have the courage to get a just made coffee and throw in the ice like that
it's 1:27 am and I've been unsuccessfully trying to sleep for the past 2 hours. I've probably already ruined that even further by opening my phone. Am I just fucked
>>576545398I used my free selector on Taiki, and since then I've gotten spooked by Taiki four times.She won't stop.
>>576545795best off meta card to have that will last longer than KSB
>>576545398>Roll for Fine Motion>Spooked by Xoguri at 190 and have to spark>A couple of days later doing paid singles on the Tama banner, get spooked by Xoguri again>Time passes, buy one of the 3* guaranteed scamchas>FAT FUCK PIECE OF SHIT HOGGER AGAINI refuse to use her out of principle
>>576545696It's MANT but training instead of racing
i will trust my digiGOAT to stop the xog menaceshart falco is there too
>>576542703close enough
>>576545502
>>576545857Have you tried umasturbating
>>576545398poodolf i got both versions twicemcfat i got ALL the alts
>>576545954>faster>better story>sexo scenario linkit's better, and will be even betterer when we stop needing stamina
>>576545825He's one of my favorite authors but I can totally get why he's not for everyone. All the Pretty Horses drags and I didn't finish the series either. He's kinda similar to David Foster Wallace who a lot of people also love but I personally can't stand his prose. Not even relating to the meme Infinite Jest is
>>576545398Speshit. She was my random uma from the beginner ticket. Then I got spooked by her summer alt 2 times before having to pity SMaru, and then randomly got spooked 2 more times by the regular one another one by the summer alt. I also got spooked by her guts card.I refuse to redeem her Ruler (of jobbers) alt
>>576545398Rudolf. Base is almost 5* and I got Festival in a single tix
>>576546248can't believe her casual wear is a dirty sweater
>>576546248Rulership?More like Ruler SNIFF
Ardan's fat saggy tits are unethically large
>>576544618>150 carats has been deposited into our greatest ally
>>576543068>I still don't know how to build Umas in Grand Live. My auto runs make better Umas than I ever could.3 spd 2 wit LH, click friendship trainings, acquire currency, buy FB songs and maybe some good stat bonus songs in year 1. As many as you can getYear 2 buy the skill point song each half and at least 2 more songs. Then save for year 3.First half of year 3 buys an many FB songs as you can, hopefully 40-50%+. The higher the betterThen just click big trainings and just make sure to remember to get 18 songs before early Dec. After that you can save currency for the end to spam as many stat boosts as you can get.Start with Mile and Sprint Umas to learn then adjust accordingly for med/long
REGISTRATION IS HERE AND I AM NOT READY
snoot
I have made some terrible decisions. Can i still have enough for Ramonu?
I'm not afraid to admit as an ojisan with middling younger years that GL and Light Hello's story made me emotional and I have a soft spot for the scenario because of it.
>>576546352She has a personal tailor in Italy, that thing probably costs more than half of the other umas' full racing outfits.
>>576546459AIEEEE
>>576546472Unironically no
>>576546248
>>576546401I laughed
>nothing worth munching on at home>nothing I can be bothered to watch or play>hot as fuck (for night time) at least for another daywish I had an uma to fuck, so I could die of heat exhaustion while ejaculating inside of my oshi
I think I have a soft spot for cute mares
>>576546248they're not even making lore accurate uma anymorethey're just throwing darts at a board with girlfriend types
>>576546727based.
>>576546628I'm not particularly horny right now so I wish I was cuddling with my oshi and playing with her ears and hair. This world is fucked.
>>576546472HAHAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>576543249>>576546423Clicking on rainbows is obvious, but an obvious path with the songs does help. Thanks, anon. I probably should have just done a Bakushin run or few until I learned this scenario instead of immediately trying to build aces.
>>576546917usually I'd agree wholeheartedly. however, I'm really fucking bored, resulting in me being tired, resulting in me getting mildly horny, resulting in the post above. the snack/boredom part is the most annoying bit tho.
>>576546670mystery uma dead center
>>576546472'fraid that ol' account might be bricked, fella...
people are actually rolling for this ugly broad?
>>576546472oshi fags ALWAYS winexcept in HYPER RETARDED cases like this one
>>576547185Country bumpkins get my dick hard. That's why I was hardly playing until I managed to finally get Special Week.
>accidentally started Unity instead of GL career
This is Mejiro Ardan
i'd pull for the mejiro card if the mejiro family gave me a small donation of a million carats
>>576546472calculator gives me this much if I roll 0 banners between now and Ramonu assuming I have 0 carats right now
>>576544676yes I have, I'm never lucky with parent sparks
>>576547185dont be shayin' that....
>>576546472>Can i still have enough for Ramonu?Sure. You'll have your 4 SSR crystals ready for her right?
>>576547258you are playing the superior scenario
how whale maxxed would this game become with the accelerated schedule when scenarios start becoming shorter?
>>576547459Doesn't the accelerated schedule benefit us since they put timed carat rewards at 1.5x while the actual acceleration is around ~1.3x
>>576547258thats the right scenario for your debuffer THO
>>576546472Yes but you can only snack on one uma
>>576546206Spe-chan*
>>576547614>>576547442Well my fucking deck wasn't superior or right for Unity
There's a universe out there where I'm doing this with one of (you) btw
yea im thinking im taking the b finals on this one yep yeppers
>>576547865>umaverse
Who is the best City?
I'm so ready for losing at open league again
>>576548036Dirt City
>>576548036Espo.
>>576547935HOLY CR*P
>>576548036tappers
>>576547258>accidentally started a manual career instead of auto-run
>>576548036Espoir mogs
>>576548036Making Gold City gorgeous and the other two butt ugly is diabolical
>>576548036errr.. that one? with the face?
>>576548036is there a reason all the city's tits are blue and white?
>>576548036Espoir > Gold > Tap Dance
>>576548036I'd like to say Espoir just based on design but since I haven't read her story yet I'll go with shichi
>>576548036espo -> dance -> gold
>>576548036>Tap Dance City's tits are so saggy she needs whater-you-call-that to keep them up
>>576548036Espo and it's not even close
so what did we learn?
>>576548223Owner.
>>576548036not the middle for sure
>>576546001mcqueen in my bed and her feet in my mouth
>>576548036I know next to nothing about the other two so I'm picking the ojisan-loving one.
>>5765482901350 = 1500
>>576546472>Can i still have enough for Ramonu?You could easily still if you save from now until then. So probably not
>>576548036Gold > Espoir >> Tap
>>576545398McQueen, I got all 3 version through spook. As for cards it's Pasa SSR, I got 2 overcaps on the kitasan rerun and Pasa STILL spook me to this day
>>576548036WAIT A MINUTE i thought tap dance wore glasses did i uma gaslight myself?
>>576548290I am being gang stalked by jannies
>>576548223Silks design
>>576548290you actually need 950+1 gold is not a joke
>>576547935
>>576548290The clubs actually blew up
Curren did her possible gluttony event like 5 times in this run I'm not sure what her problem is or why she wants to get so fat
>>576548291I was gonna say that the owner had a very specific fetish until>>576548457this anon clarified
>>576548290I should just run debuffers and call it a day
>>576548290Medium? Debuffer slopMile? Debuffer slopSprint? RNG slopLong? KINO
>>576548036I like Hag Dance City.
>>576548036I'm not into femdom at all but I want Espoir to call me names, step on me and kick my balls
What's the most honest track?
gold city breasts
>>576547604Im just annoyed at the free daily legend races on accelerated schedule since its stuck at 1 a day>>576546472Yeppers
>>576548876arima kinen
>>576548223
>>576548876Nakayama 2500mAnyone bringing debuffers to Arima is a nigger
>>576548876DAAHHHBIIII
if cygames didn't have to worry about offending farms and shit, which umas would 100% antagonistic pieces of shit with few, if any, redeeming qualities
>>576548036Don't like any of them.
>>576548995Dream Journey
>>576548995DotoRice ShowerTamamo Cross
I NEED MORE OF THESE YOU STUPID CYJEWS STOP GIVING ME CARROT JUICE
>>576548934this is a neat image, thanks
espoir having that stupid fang and visible thong straps on her hips is too fucking erotic. I don't like that this gyaru is making me hard.
>>576548974My kwanzaa cap would be busting on these fools
>>576548995Tamamao was a piece of shit but unironically, he was such a nigger they had to bring Mejiro Bright to rape him so he would stop being a nigger
>>576545398I got spooked by Suzuka enough times to MLB her SSR card.
>>576548876Tokyo yushun
narita top road breasts and vagina
>yanko didn't finish her chainI'm going to go insane.
>>576548995Special CHUD
>>576549151but she can't bring her evil friends
>>576548995
>>576548934>>576549076Fucked up some of the aspect ratios this should be better
>>576549237Slow and loving sex
>>576549237Wei~Desuwa~
>>576549267I didn't even realize I got this. What a stupid run. Godammit Yanko.
>>576549148
>>576548995offscreen nameless umas
>>576549545They should make a scenario like that honestly
>>576549515how do I get the hot springs scene?
>>576549327the jockey/company was named mejiro stud?
>>576548876Dahby
>>576549545student A and C moment.
Oh wait a damn minute, Light O didn't finish her chain either. What the hell man. Sprint Uma really do hate my guts.
>>576548882this is only good if rice or cafe do it
>>576545795>marked by beta Cityyou WILL listen to Green Day and 30 Seconds to Mars
>>576549870I'm telling, "special week's classmate" is a huge bitch!
>>576546472No because you're going to be dickpulling another 3 times before then
>whorren
>>576548876neko
Dirter pits
How are you supposed to reroll on JP when they only give you 3500 carats to start?
>>576549786that's what they call me at the mejiro manor
>niggas told me i need 800 stam oguri>rooms full of debuffer and 600 stam oguri winI wasted my only good run for that 200 extra stamina
Would you marry Ardan? be honest
>>576550183retard
>>576549414
>>576546727the real rulership was stupid, stinky and sucked at starting his races
don't get too cocky dan CHODE the second half tp stops i'm not spending bottles for you
>>576546248hot and steamy sex with my stinky son
>>576549292There are no downhills after spurt, 567 neichas will do very well in arima
>>576550319??????????????????
>>576549889Don't you have your own thread
>>576550317The real question is would any Uma marry me. And much like with ningen women, the answer is that they'd rather be caught dead than with me
>>576550317no, because I'm a whore who wouldn't be satisfied with fucking just one uma, and I don't think cheating is a very nice thing to do.>>576550179licking lickey's sweaty pits after a race...
>>576546670>still in all that sea of cowswhat she doin there? she packs nothing
>>576550317No because she is mentally unwell & deeply insecure
>>576550394you are a dumb idiotyou have room temperature IQyou are S T U P I D
>>576550510NPC uma here please be my trainer and marry me
>>576550538haru would not say this
is it just me or this cm is actually the worst cm we'ever gotten
>>576545398ass wonder. she spooked me twice on the digitan banner, and her guts SSR has spooked me twice as well. Cleric is a contender for worst 3* in the game but that guts card is occasionally okay for making debuffers I guess.
I've literally been looping nonstop since auto got released and I only have a couple halfway usable great grandparents ready. How the fuck do people have whole parent lines already?
>>576548036murican City > gyaru City > actual gyaru Cityi think you should wait one or two more years to re-do this question though, Espo and Tap haven't even appeared as NPCs yet
>>576541558WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS OUTSIDE MY DOOR.IM NOT EVEN YOUR TRAINER, THIS IS AN APARTMENT IN UPTOWN.
>>576550759it is, it forced dirt umas and the medium dirt umas are just STRONG and combined with new scenario filter + 2 debuff is a hell
>>576544616jiggie keeps blank screening me on any page now :( -Spechud
>>576550770Get lucky
>>576550635ok then, found another pic of an uma with bedroom eyes after digging through my files again. imagine my post here instead.
>>576550759I don't even have Ricky or either Oguri. My team is Inari, El, and a token sacrifice to the dirt gods to get this thing off medium.
>>576548995stegotamamospedream journey
>>576550927better
>>576550847OH GOOD! YOU'RE HOME! 5 MANUAL MANT RUNS DOKO!
>>576550510
>>576550759There are a decent amount of umas usable for a medium dirt cm (and chansformation is within reach for most of the rest), it's just xogslop as usual unfortunately
>>576551004also shakur, how did I forget
>>576551004Tamamo and Dream Journey would be the only ones that actually apply, Stay Gold was bad but not that bad.
>>576550909maybe something to do with your browser? it's making the pieces work funny for us in the current jig so maybe it's just being wonky?
>>576545398>traineeFuku by far, I always get at least one of her.>SupportAlmost all of my free pulls on the Teio/Turbo banner had 1 Guts Turbo in it
>>576551065You're supposed to tell him to BAKUSHIN to the end of those careers
Would you marry me_____? be honest
>>576542703evil horse...
>>576551201Umagrok animate this to show her lifting her leg and displaying her sweaty stinky vinegary girlyfoot in her pantyhose
>>576550759Yes and it's not even close
Any A+ clubs recruiting?
>>576551227no
>>576551182ill see if its doing it tomorrow, glad someone is keeping the jigs alive tho
>>576551004>>576551120Tamamo was evil???? NYOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T TURN TO EVIL-DOING JUST BECAUSE YOUR DICK IS SMALL THAT'S SUCH A HUGE STEREOTYPE IT'S LIKE YOU'RE MAKING UP FOR SOMETHING YOU LAC--oh
>>576551312Did V get kicked?
>>576551227After we commit double suicide together and I'm reincarnated as your trainer, sure.
>>576551219Manual. MANT. Runs. DOKO.
>>576551227Only if you're willing to be with someone who's somewhat short, obese, and does nothing but work and sit in a dark room drinking while playing games
>Manual
>>576551518of coure not
>>576551491Being evil because your dick is small would be the funniest back story to give to a reoccurring villain. Animals let alone horses wouldn't pick spots in alignment charts because animals are inherently selfish because of survival programming. Only social habits appear when security is in abundance.
Wow there is A LOT of huge titties this threadfuckin' awesome
I would make this contract without hesitation
look into my eyes
>>576551857post her tummy
pandoras box (box means cunt)
>>576551491WHAT DO YOU MEAN CREEK AND TACHYON AREN'T EVIL????? I THOUGHT THEY WERE FULL-ON VILLAINS WHO CHEATED AND BADMOUTHED THEIR RIVALS
>>576551909Reminds me of the time Shiraoki-sama told me "Leaving this world isn't as scary as it sounds"
I really wish there was something else to talk about besides clubsI genuinely have never cared if any club gets 200 more or less carrots, ever, for an entire year I have never cared
>>576551957Like in that outfit? There's not much to see.
>>576552016have you tried talking about the videogame
Will i regret skipping this story?BNW fucking sucks and it seems sleep-inducing
>>576552001true
>>576551909
>>576552180you can read on the archives if you dont want to do it now
>>576552180skip it for the card and read it when or if you want
>>576548036espoir > tap dancegold shouldn't even fucking exist
>>576552001fuku has not played hotline miami 2 and thus would not hallucinate shiraoki-sama saying that.>>576552037I like the little green autistic baby on the right. she's very cute.
I wish agenda can be saved according to umas
>>576552037A person can live with just that sliver of tummy.
>>576552267>has everybody act out a manga she likes with her as a protagonistShe's a cute dork.
Latebros, it's about to be our time to shine.
Guys my auto-runs keep bouncing between S+ and SS, any tips? I have MLB hello...I want to borrow falco but then I can't borrow throne...
>>576552001I'm pretty sure many threads ago there was an anon who died suddenly mid-sentence and then posted from the beyond about Shiraoki-sama raping his soul for eternity. That sounds pretty scary to me!
>try to edit honeyade's options>game closes as soon as I click the buttonalright
>>576552037no, her pregnant tummy that the ai chibi anon made
>>576552285True, she is so perfect
>>576550759Bro memory holed Pices
>>576552397I will never forgive them for Bourbon'ing Dia by making her the must-use card for that style in the future
I'm stupid.
>>576552561That was so shitty. Everything was off about it. The bikini wasn't even right and it had none of the little accessories she wears. It was slop of the highest order.
>>576552660kinda wish I could ai gen titties like this, too stupid to figure it out
>>576552683Hello stuipd.
>>576543532>>576552660ardan fat fucking tittes jiggling mad
>>576552496what the fuck is honeyade?
>>576552582oh my, that's a great artist. i shall be deep diving some navels right now
>>576543097>>576542264>>576542403>>576547294>>576552660I NEED TO CUM INSIDE OF THIS UMA NON-STOP UNTIL MY HIPS AND PELVIS GIVE OUT
>>576552561
>>576552870I'm not an architect like I don't want girls to be obese but a little tummy pudge for girls that wear outfits like Gold City and Fusaichi Pandora do is very erotic.
>>576552496I would NOT use it for a while anon. >>576552760Don't worry about it.
No... my wife is making powerpoints about feng shui for a living
mejiro FARDAN hehe
>>576552760Hachimi users days are numbered so they are VERY AFRAID
>>57654377920, got spooked by a dupe of OG muhkween on the first 10 pull, then yeppers on the next.
>>576552890reasonable post
>>576553003There's an alternate universe somewhere where she's a grifter with a podcast instead of a racer. Imagine that.
>>576552935Training Bijin to eat cheese and crackers out of the palm of my hand...
>>576553095She retired to become a fromager with her husband torena after this.
>>576553187There's an alternate universe somewhere where you are not a retard
>>576552397Im not rolling for any of these even as late main
>>576553095Tachyon doesnt run like that
>>576553287You have your borrow slot open, right anon?
>>576553187There's an universe where you and the other guy replying to you are friends, it's not this one
CM18 status? Signups for this CM have already begun...You DO at least have a parent prepared right?You aren't still busy with the current CM, right..?
>>576552704it's alright for a dumb little chibi
Honeyadebros... Its our time
>>576553421Nishino Flower I'm raping you.
>>576553421shut up light birb im building until the end
>>576553390Yeah, the only tempting thing is wit cards but im just going to suck it up until wit Dia, Ramonu will do until then
>>576553003
face body umanko feet
>>576553421I'm always behind. I'm still trying to parent train for this cm. I don't know how people get ahead of this stuff. I'm always looking at your back... Why can't I... Why can't I keep up? Why are my legs so heavy?
>>576552397i'm not gonna have any carats for any of these...
>>576553614>treats torenas as objects how is this allowed
I love how Stego can be just as silly.That said I do wonder if Marche will also be on the top or bottom row, considering her animation during the U.A.F pool scene I can't help but wonder if she'll go down the cooler route for a bunch of her animations
newfag question: am I able to compete in CM during the sign up period or do I need to wait until after the sign up period before I can have my first race?
>>576553673The 1% extra drag is what won Grass the Arima Kinen of 99'
>club was put on life support this month>lots of players are cheating at least with the outcome forecast thing>SEA clubs autoing like their life depends on itYeppers, it's truly over. I'm not naive enough to trust Cyjews banning cheaters or that half tp being over making things better. I'm also becoming very resentful about leeches in my club. This is probably the last month for me...
>my trainer bought me UmaCure panties
>>576553806after
>>576553806no one races during the sign up period, it's just so you choose if you want graded or openraces officially start on the 8th at around 4-5 PM ESTyou should be able to race with no issues but remember early or after each reset you may encounter stronger opponents
>>576553823bye anon
>>576553673I looked at the thumbnail and I was expecting a cover of feel good inc
>>576553824this should be opera o and doto
>The Anime can have actual asses>The game can'tDefend this.
Dober pleasejust 1 2 blue/2 med and some whites, I'm running out of time
>>576554258Vodka is my wife
>>576553376Tachyon doesn't run
Still don't understand how people are fishing Fast Learner events very often. Is there a hidden requirement to it?
>>576554258it's easy to watch anime with an erectionit's hard to play video games with an erection
>>576554342>Is there a hidden requirement to it?Yeah, having your own set of parents
>>576552016Wanna talk about masturbating to Bourbon then?
>>576554310no...
>>576554310nice shoes completely wasted on legs of GLASS
>>576549151City corrupted umas...
>>576554401>having your own set of parentsThis is as vague as Cygames explaining mechanics. Care to explain?
>>576554434her ass should be bigger
>>576552890Why? She's your trainee??
>>576554629i think anon's just saying they're resetting every run without FL. you can't really do that with borrows, you need to make two parents per cm
even cm finals are easier than rooms just chill out and read some stories. buy a fusu fanart book.
>>576554794I see. So it's just pure rng. Insane.
On a late surger: 938stam + 797 guts + gold heal - racing spirit: staminaWill another -0.02 stamina self-drain skill brick me? I get extra 0.16 lengths if I pick it
>tubers are leaving the gameit's over uma is doomed
>>576554342Some umas have more than one events with fast learner
>>576555059You gain -0.5 length from murmur
>>576555186WHO? please not my favorite uma tubers asmongold, tectone, northernlion
>>576555059You're definitely bricking yourself with another stamina drain. My 900 + 767 + Swinging Maestro still dies from time to time if there are 2 stamina debuffers
>tubers are leaving the gamethe cancers are leaving, uma has never been so alive
>>576555059breasts
>>576554690Breeding with Ardan and cumming between her huge fat tiddies is a mission given to me by the three goddesses when I became a trainer.
>>576555186We have our /uma/tuber so we'll be fine
>>576555186the indie I watch quit the game 8 months ago though
How many skill points should a good run have?
>>576555403WTF that's my mission too!
>>576553823Mambro...
so, i thought that i had my lineup for rhe cm ready, but i'm a retard who forgot haru does not have any medium aptitude at allonly options i have are running medium sparks on her, or running dirt sparks on the blonde whorewhat should i do?
>>5765554683000~3500 post-career if you're f2p is acceptable
>>576555507masturbate to images of uma feet
>>576555507Shichi is your second option? After fucking Uarara??
>>576555507Shichi requires less inspiration luck
>>576555403Her tits are really saggy though?! They'd be very unsatisfying to pleasure yourself with...
>>576555468564
>>576555507If it's NY Urara then she's very consistent. Harder to mutate though
>>576555630Fucking kek the absolute state of shichifags
>>576555737incomprehensible post
>>576555468My career finishes with 3000 but I'm not sure if I'm bad at the game or not.
>>576555737THESE are saggy
>>576555630>>576555798base ulala :3>>576555713true, getting from d to b is likelier with my current sparksi'm mostly just looking for a filler late, since my umas are a pace pasa and an end digitan
>>5765554684.5k after skill hints
why would saggy breasts feel less satisfying than non saggy breasts?
>>576555403>>576555737why does ardan have the best fanart
>>576556102>base ulala :3Shichi it is
>>576556165this anon never had sex lol
Gold City formal induction into the Gold clan when?
>>576548036I love Espo.
Playing weird games with Ardan
Fukukeks...
I love Ryan
>>576555737Nonsense. She has the perfect shape and size to wring out multiple cumshots from my dick.>>576556184She has dedicated artists who love her a bunch.
>>576556221oh yeah, forgot,the thing is, if she is going to job hard with a dirt b as a late, won't that nerf my end digitan? same issue with med g haru, which made me think of just using her a front fodder
>>576556359I'm happy for Ryan.
>>576556294Oh no no no no no full armor bros our armfuls of charms???
>>576556269
>>576552683We know.
>>576553421My aces were ready months ago
true or true rickey is sex
>>576556294Copa copa!We can only trust feng shui, copa!!!
>>576556394Well, everyone else would be running debuffers so you're safe to assume your late/end will be at 5~7th place during late-race. >the thing is, if she is going to job hard with a dirt b as a late, won't that nerf my end digitan?Entirely depends on Digitan's superstan proc timing. Also I'm a shitter so take my answer with a grain of salt
>>576556294Fuku calls her Grand Master Rickey for a reason
>>576556383This! There are plenty of other uma if you like saggies but Ardan has perfectly large, perfect tits.
>>576553824>minimal bounce loss
>>576556654>>576556294FUKUMILATION RITUAL
>>576556294>>576556412>>576556637>>576556654>>576556753Rickey is a FRAUD
>>576556654I would also be making this face if I were to be bothered by Fuku on a daily basis
>>576556607The answer is "false"!
>>576556809Cute Bamboo
>>576556879wtf NO
>>576556834how was tarumae lying about her three sizes
>>576556654>stronger and cuter than f*lco>Fuku and her lucky charms KNEEL to her>Feng Shui can save your life and open your charkas>has a one in million chance to beat Oguri ClausYeah I'm thinking Rickey won bigly
>>576556809>always whining about others breaking school conduct like dress codes and etc>doesn't wear a brafucking hypocrite. what's her problem?
Fuku second alt when?
>>576556654>>576556294Mambo needs to turn into a Rickey club in order to survive in these trying times
Why does she talk like a pokemon, copa?
Fuku semen on belly alt
>>576551120stego bit spe and tried to kill ntr
My gf is burning out really hard on uma and I think she's gonna quit soon and then immediately start guilt tripping me into quitting too...
>cup coming up>still don't have my 9* dirt parentsthe golshi dream might be dead
I LIIIIVEhttps://jiggie.fun/9a6fAQ>https://jiggie.fun/9a6fAQhttps://jiggie.fun/9a6fAQ>https://jiggie.fun/9a6fAQhttps://jiggie.fun/9a6fAQ
>>576557212Why would a boy need a bra?
We have many wife Umabut do we have any girlfriend Uma who you eventually drift apart from.snd never forget?
>>576557212bra for thee but not for me
>pulled two copies of tach and got one copy of light hello with the 200 thing >have 9 rainbow crystal shards so I can't upgrade anything for another one million years yeah so what do I do now. can I use my lh and borrow someone else's tach?
>>576556836I would kill Fuku.
>>576557257Why don't you, copa?
>>576557305>Stego bit SpeNo proof>and tried to kill NTRThat wasn't on purpose. It was a bad racing habit that they could not get out of him.
>get a new uma>throw her into auto farmThat's how I roll
>>576557352Put a baby in herThat usually solves relationship disputes
>>576557620
>>576557352I'll just keep using cheats, hachimi then overseer when its available so Cygames bans me
>>576557352get another gf
I'm starting to think Rickey is cute
>>576557427>B77You're right actually. Surely no one will notice the lack of it anyway
>>576557834That's just stockholm syndrome
>>576557834
I thought Yeppers would sound like an Appalachian hillbilly
>>576557834This is cute?
>Independent training causes faster burnout
HmmNyesBerry naisu
>>576557834Tarumae, get this guy
>>576557923>>576558109She kind of reminds me of a young school teacher who's great with kids but is still full of life outside of work. Like she'd kiss you on the cheek unexpectedly after you went on a date.
>>576558323gonna sniff those toes
>>576558323>slow metabolism
Remember to set your auto to get the Lone Wolf skill for your debuffers and use Riko, it will cheat out the green and the gold skill from her.
fat
>>576558425I see I see...
>>576558215I'm tired, boss. All my hard work is meaningless now and now its all up to luck (even more than before). And later it will all be up to how much you spend.
>>576558215No, actually, nuUnity showed us the game could be fun with a little effort, and coming back from that high to GL was terribleIt was like being having the MANT burnout reopened fresh
>>576558323GET FATTER GET FATTER GET FATTER
How the fuck do you only bring 1 SSR card to GL and it doesn't finish its event? This is robo training too, idgi
>>576558842had no idea she was in s3, thats how forgettable she was..
>>576558842>tail boner for no apparent reason
>>576558949S3 is forgettable
>>576558842>rickety-split
>>576558928Because chains are not supposed to finish often in auto training
>>576558928robo training gets very few chain events, only pal card chains and some uma specific events happen consistently
>>576558842Coppa careful!
>>576558949you mean you forgot the very funny episode where Dia is collecting bad and curses??? SHOCKING!!
>>576558842I have an area with a lot of wood for Dia.
>>576559018
I need a third cm runner........... my maya finally got medium s dirt a but the run sucked ass otherwise............. do i need to run ultless taiki/pasa..............? i would rather die than run oguri........................ it's over.......................
>>576558842why umama is spying on Dia and Rickey
>>576559015thats not the defense you think it is
>>576559305I don't care about Rickey, I just think S3 is fucking shit.
>>576558651fatter
>>576559236regular oguri is soul !!!! t-pulse from behind goes ZOOOOOOOOOM
>>576558842this is a kitsunemusume
>>576559254
7 Hello events and no tokens. This is the run.
do not open especially if you're copano rickey
>>576559687ow, my thumb
>>576559578stealing umamas bitch
>>576558787Its crazy I havent burned out from MANT but Im making worse uma in GL its like URA tier except the speed stat.
>>576559687SHAAAAAAAAA
https://x.com/nezulet/status/2085139061971288080
If that cheat engine or whatever they're coming up with is so good, why don't they make it so it can preview your gacha results?
>>576556692Just blew such a fat load to Ardan that I almost blanked out.A shower fixed me right up though.
>>576557138she was just listing them as B90 W52 H89 instead of B86 W56 H85
>>576555403>Breeding with Ardan>cumming between her titsbwo
>>576559985You can but that is for premium members
You have 3 days to make Yeppers ready for the CM :)
>>576559985because cygames are only drooling retards when it comes to sending you career event outcomes ahead of time
she doesn't even have a card yet... why did they put this in already?
>>576559985>>576560114Can someone post Eden discord so I get to join them. Im just exhausted of my /uma/ flatliner shitters
>>576558787GL wouldn't be that bad if we had a normal first CM to learn it properlyeveryone is struggling with RNG and bad stamina, plus there's xog as well
>>576558842Uhhh... I've got a lot of wood in my pants for Dia specifically, what does that mean for me?
>>576559409this is just mirako 30 minutes after my first run with her
>>576559810Try and watch someone playing through the scenario while training for this CMIt helped me figure things out a bit
>>576560189I think these came with the scenario updates
>>576560406>not a single one is a trainee or supoka yetAAIIIIIIEEEE
>>576559985You can actually know in advance if there's a 3* uma if the loading takes slightly longer than usual since the game is loading the animation. It's kinda pointless though since you've already used the carats.
>>576559101that's like the only episode I sort of remember and I forgot she was in it
>>576560406i admit I laughed at the Ruby one
Fuku would absolutely hate her
>>576560438All of them were in the 1.5 anni story though so not like people haven't seen them ingame
>>576560315>Watch umatubers>Skip to career result>Sprint/Mile statsAnyone to recommend that actually knows to how build mediums and longs in this scenario. I feel really retarded ending up with 800 stamina 900 power 600 wit. Its really like URA finale.
>>576560571nyo, she'd make fuku hate herself for being a luckshitting fraud with no talent whatsoever
>>576560189She's coming for (You)
this is my mom
>>576557627evil habit for an evil horse with evil blood
>>576560790I want to NTR your mom
>>576560774god, i hope
>>576560790no she isn't
>dirt CM registration day>immediately +5 follows on my mile CM borrowThey are like bots
>>576552747
>>576560790I impregnated your mom
>>576560731This is the one I watched today, mind you it is long and he doors a LOT, would recommend skimming to find a run he finishes or going at 2x speedhttps://www.youtube.com/live/N4TiQoGObfU
>>576558842>Rickety-split>Coppa-careful
made pizza from left over sausagescrust got a bit burntstill gooduma for this feel?
Late bros, what inherits for mile CM? Ryan, Brian, Oguri, Rudolf, anything else?
>>576560928bad>>576561082good
>>576561272Bamboo Memory
wanna hear a funny joke? -5 energy, +25 skill points
>>576561435isn't that a good deal
>>576561520Sir this is a blue board.
>>576560150rip curren chan
>>576561435your extra training clicks bwo??
>>576560906>i can handle and injury or two
>>576561272>>576561356You can also try to gamble with Red Shift, but expect DebuffersDiscipline is your best bet
>>576561253I was going to post that 3D image of manhattan cafe making a pizza but then I found this so oguri cap
>>576561804>>576561356Flash forward OYL ryan is already plenty of accel
german food is caloric
>>576561253>>576561863
>>576561160>30 hours of CM17 xoguri ace runswhat the fuck
>>576560731I watched a guy stream his Rickey runs yesterday. The only non-give up career was when he failed his fan goal race for instant game over
>260mdanchou...that's kindaa lot
Fuckers I got to the pity and didnt get a single Hello or TachyonWhich one should I get?
>>576562321You must think of the poor advertisers, man
stinky
>>576561925there it is. that pizza looks good desu, nice thick pepperoni
>>576562430Hello, if you don't intend to put in another pity
top 3 uma for giving head
>>576562604Biwa
>>576562570I'm at like 3k carats and the banner ends in 5 days, so I doubt it's even doable
>>576562321
>>576562604Stinko, Turbo, Shakur
you're not yeppers.....
>>576562430Tachyon is below-SR-sweepy tier before 3LBget SSR LH so you are allowed to auto in GL
COME ON MAYA GET THAT 3* DIRT SPARKI DON'T WANT TO USE HOGURI
>>576560790She's actually everyone's mom.
some cringe lewdssome based lewdssome absolutely disgusting lewdsoverall a loss for everyone
DON'T LET HIM BAKE
>>576562383Everyone except bottom 5 are on track to hit that this month according to the umamoe predictor thingy though...
next bread will be butter
>>576562743you're rightbut posting "this is our mom" may cause people to call me a commie
>>576562706>Finemo tits on ya spookI see no issue with this.
>>576562751I love Fusapan.
>>576562743I really need to unlock Rice's casuals...
>>576562475>>576562687using stinko's ears as handlebars while I force my cock down her throat...
>>576561520Wait...my cock isn't black......
>>576563059>not sunbathing his cock and balls thrice a weekngmi
>>576562817CM is coming so It's time to start making ace nowmy output is going to tank hard this week
>>576562743She might be everyone's mummyBut she's my mommy.
>>576562968It would be perfectly acceptableWe are all brothers here
Doing >>576562321 to >>576563181
did umajp die (again)?
>>576563359No? Are you blind
>>576563359nyo >>576025707
>>576562820this is a man
>>576562968crazy to think we all came out of there...
How many skill points is a good run supposed to get? I can't break 3k without having to run an extra couple of otherwise useless races.
Mambo
>>576563442>>576563467Ah, they changed the name (again)
SHould I waste my rainbow thingie in my Kitasan? The card would be at 2LB with that
Who gives a shit about a thread that doesn't play the game
>>576563659No
>>576563659>The card would be at 2LB with thatYou ignore the Kitasan card from this point
>>576563659as in you have 0LB Kitasan?leave her as is
>>576563735I personally can't wait for hachimi to get killed by cygames and then the umajp thread just dies as well as the staygold retard here fucking off
>>576563735the only real way to enjoy uma is to jack off to the characters and powerscale the irl horses.
I hate all of you and wish ill on /uma/.
>>576563659why didn't you buy a mlb kita account from chinese reroll farms for like 4 bucks when you started
>>576563860But I love you
>>576563849Wait. I've been doing it all the opposite way
>>576563849who's your favorite to jerk it to
>>576564046her flatness turns me into a beast
I jack off exclusively to my umawife
With this 7 I end /uma/ forever.
7 and you lose finals to stam debuffers
>>576564309that is not dead which can eternal liewith its strange anons /uma/ cannot die
7 and something happens
>>576564114I don't have a particular favourite because there's never too much good art for just a single character. Lately I've been doing it to tact and shion, though.
4 and feng shui sexo
>>576564778>>576564778>>576564778
>>576564757>Shiraoki mogging
>>576564784Hm? Deleted instantly
4 and no more threads ever
>>576564784>>576564949well if someone makes a new bread i added the yeppers and new SSRs into the OP
>>576564581Rulership nakadashi
Bros my Yeppers looks weird
>>576564784>>576565019why it was deleted tho
>>576565095die
Should i leak Umama's erp logs?
>>576565160prob page 7 which i concede i guess it's early
>>576565183umama is boring
>>576565019can you post the OP template?
>>576565095live! beru-chan love!
Beru thread DOKO
>a week of spamming 1100+ stam for stam 3*>get this insteadt-thanks
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Bro, /vm/ is talking mad shit...
>>576565398
>>576565398thank you
I'm gonna bake right now if somebody wants to double bake
>>576565645on it bakerbro. two breads. its sandwich time.
>>576565752>>576565752>>576565752
ardan breast sandwich with my dick in the middle
>>576565540Can I fuck your ass...
>>576565787>ardan breast sandwichYou can't just say shit like that on this website. Some of us have fapped to gynophagia.
