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>>576565752Yeppers LOVE
yeppers is too cute bros...
>>576565752thanks for baking
YEPPERS HATE
gee whilikers, it's a yeppers thread
i understand alts are cool and all that shit but it would be nice if they sold alternative outfits for the umascygames needs to stop being retarded and realize alternative outfits dont have to be part of the gacha
You owe me sex
>>576565752Am i fucking blind or is Yeppers' banner ending only a handful of days after Falcon, Ticket, and Taishin when they've been up for over a week already??This is a NEW character not a reskin
There's at least 3 bricked accounts today due to Yeppers rolling.Ramonu will punish you for this in due time
>>576566037cumming on Ramonu's belly and chest
>>576565946don't be saying that...
>>576565998Maid outfitsChinese clothes outfitsEaster outfits(imagine easter bunny Brian)Thanksgiving outfits (imagine turkey Luna)Golden week outfitsLatin weather women outfitsMagical girl outfitsBunny outfitsReverse bunny outfits
People who hate Yeppers will be put to death; effective IMMEDIATELY
>>576566258I can't imagine someone ugly like Brian though
What did Shichi mean by this? She literally said she had a shoot that had nothing to do with him
I love Fusapan!
>>576566359What if I'm justified like what if I pulled 50 times and got nothing and then I ragepulled another 50 and realized I should stop because even if I really really wanted to I couldn't get her because I'm short on carats and bitch wouldn't come
Tachyon LOVE
>>576566258
when Ramonu?
>>576565998They could make a cosmetics gacha desu. Imagine bricking your account to give your waifu a hat
why are mares like this
Tap the City.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=436nncQlMgcwhat do you guys think of my latest video?
>>576566390That, in the tongue of a rich white woman, means "come with me and rape me on the spot or we're over but I don't want to tell you that because I'd look like a desperate whore and I'm TOTALLY not that like that bitch Stacy and worse that whore Monica so you better come by your own will even if I'm kind of forcing you psychologically"
I hate /Uma/.I hate /Uma/ Club.I hate all of you.
mambo if she real
>>576566469The card somewhere around December. The uma somewhere around June 2027.
>>576566609my semen on laisu
>>576566514>Cafe was groomed as a kidkek couldn't be my Tachwife
>>576566428
>>576566609do you mean /Inu/ Club?
>>576566258>Latin weather women outfitsHOLY FUCKING NEEEEEEEEEEEED
At some point in her story, Machan starts calling you her "lens." It's such a bittersweet nickname; I love and hate it at the same time. You are both affirmations of each other's existence, especially since she loves being in front of cameras. She wants you to look at her just as much as she wants to appear in front of you.
>>576566636damn
>>576566390dating shichi's gyaru counterpart while being her trainer and getting beaten half to death the day she finds out!
>>576566609I hate you too faggot
>>576565862that digi stare kek
>got DoberSo... is she good? I know she good as parent for lates though
>>576566609I'm in /Uma/Club it's nice laughing at the poors from up here
Slow down girl we barely just met
>>576566817>eyeing yuckinodigitan has no standards
Which one will perform better in future content?
Post your favorite CM plat win
>>576566426No justifications
Golly m'goshers
>>576566905t-this is a year 2 mare?
>>576566982One is worthless and the other gets powercrept by her alt something fierce
>>576566982Machan
>>576567001Easily this one
>>576566905>umas can date you nowscary
>>576567147>using studio rehearsal screenshots
>>576566598Impressive, anon has a degree in Women Translation
>>576566893pretty good but her potential is as a late surger parent
there is events that give you GL tokens? were they broken or something? just today i had the first event that gave me 20 tokens
>>576566905She is a mare too, you know
I fucking hate all of you
>>576567308I thought I was going insane too, I saw them for the first time today. It's not the one where it makes you pick between 20 of two kinds or the light hello post training event, light hello just randomly showed up on her own and handed me some coins.
Flatfe
>>576567201eat shit
Also her name is Yukino and not "Yeppers"
>>576566812>>576566901I hate this Rice she looks extra evil
>>576567398There's only one faggot I hate and he seems to not be around for once
>>576567510Which faggot?
>>576567001
>>576567443I want to have baby making sex with Cafe.
>>576567459Noppers, it's Yeppers.
>>576565752She is definitely a Bijin!
>>576567568I like these two a lot
Yappy Yippers, like Yeppers suggested.
>>576567490Rice is not evil.
>>576567568That is great! These two are well paired together.
Greys...
>>576565752what the fuck are those hands/arms kek
>>576567864Jo Cappuccino when?
did you fall for the propaganda?
>>576567864And a green and a purple!
>>576567947you just know the artist draws some sick yaoi
>forget i dont have dates with Light Hello unlocked yet>Clicked Recreation>run ruined
>>576567973isn't that the horse who's jockey/trainer died before him?
>>576568089I got Inari and Ogurin, so I got covered.
>>576568089if you take a tiny sip of alcohol every time this sloptuber says "a little bit" you will die
>>576567449you could have posted this one first instead of being a retard
This is how you seduce a Mejiro
>>576567606I want to yeppers with Mayachi.
Does Yeppers speak in an Appalachian accent
>finally attempt some public rooms after creating some aces >my independent training debuffer maya places higher than my actual digital ace Im so fucked.
If I get yeppers I'll absolutely make her my dirt slave, it's for her own good that I don't pull her
>>576567001I probably wont ever be able to surpass recreating the 2001 Takarazuka Kinen on the Takarazuka Kinen CM
>>576566390My trainee is a pain in the ass...
>>576568463Bro sex...
>>576568308Dober is literally free as long as you're nice and give her attention, she doesn't count.
>>576568615I never played Gold City, does she actually act like this?
don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened
>>576568149https://www.bloodhorse.com/horse-racing/articles/276177/japanese-jockey-fujioka-dies-following-mid-race-fallYeppers
>>576568587>metaniggers getting acked by SOVL
ok but why did they decide to make THIS the initial debuffer character?
>>576568651Dober is NOT that easy
Fuck it. I did it. 3 gold crystals to MLB this.
>>576568774Oissu~! Because she is stinky.She is THE deboofer uma
>>576567210I've had more relationships than necessary and none was worth it
>>576568774People that turn her into stinky Nature are going to hell. Girl needs to be cherished and trained properly and they do that. And they say Rice Shower is a villain...
>there are weirdos who had irl GFs ITT
>>576568691You're right, one day I'll forget all about it, but I'll rejoice the precious moments this lolcow provided us
>>576568840Dober is REALLY EASY
>>576568957Rice is a HERO
>>576568957>t. lost to stinky neicha
WTF Yukino does the same "uhee" Hoshino does
>>576568840>don't try and be pushy with her when she doesn't know you too well yet>act nice to her>act like a normal person when she's having her third nervous breakdown of the week and comfort her>listen (or pretend to) when she's infodumping about whatever manga she's reading at the momentand that's it. now you have a doberu that lovea you. good job.
I think I might like Ardan
>>576569047can't speak for others but mine only lasted like 3 weeks and I was 15, I haven't kissed I girl since I was 17 (31 now). So basically I'm a born-again kissless virgin. I miss hugging a soft girl...
>>576569047I wonder if it's nice having a GF...
>>576569231>>576569110I do this
Im not going to pull on any umas or cards and then I'm gonna max KS Miracle and Ramonu and Goddesses.
>>576569182...impossible, she stays in the back?
I have yet to unlock the special Grand Concert
>>576569110>>576569231Just treat women like they're your daughters:Cherish her, buy her stuff, take her out to eat something once in a while, tell her she's cute, have sex with her, listen to what she says no matter how vapid or unimportant it is with the UTMOST importance, protect her , hug here here and there, impregnate her, marry herEasy
>>576568691>>576569053The gaslit reaction images and some of the CM jobbings were pretty funny. I wished I used pic related to bait others into pulling for shitty banners more but being mean kinda sucks
>>576569182I don't like this Neicha she looks like a devil with those horns
>>576569286but you're not a cute umamusume whose inexperience with relationships I can take advantage of. I don't want you.
ugh...
>>576569268Sometimes, sometimes it's notIf you want a normie life and have a good one go for it, otherwise just keep your parasocial relationship with fictional horse girls
>>576569503I like when umas make the horn ear pose, it's cute
>>576569182thats a perfect shot>>576569503i assume that was the whole point of capturing that frame of animation
need more milf umas
Post something cute!
>>576569469>Just treat women like they're your daughters>have sex with her, impregnate her, marry her
copa
KS Miracle doesnt seem that good or cute and kind of has lesbian vibes based on only appearance and race record.
>>576569469Literally just be kind to them. Waow... It's almost like people regardless of gender aren't actually very complicated to please..>>576569639>oguri>cutedebatable.
>>576568774Horse Neicha was actually a problematic horse, but he loved his caretaker, so I guess it’s kinda based on that
Who wants to be my GF?
Relationships are only fun when you’re trying to get with the girl, then it gets super boring after and I tend to break things up after a month. Theres probably something wrong with me though
>>576569639>Oguri Cap was a fuckin nobody horse with a whatever pedigree >Wins the shit out of everything and literally saves anime-- i mean Japanese Horseracing>Opera O was a fuckin nobody horse with a whatever pedigree bought for dirt cheap>Wins the shit out of everything and everyone fucking hated himwhat gives
>>576568676
>>576569624those are real horns
remember to be straight for Rickey
>>576569818Dober isn't a slut
>>576569798Oguri was an underdog surprising everyone.Opera was the oppressive overlord that made it so no one else got to win.
copamanko
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>576569786Unfortunately I feel the same, and to be honest I feel like the same applies to friendship in general. Not including the same friends I had since first grade who for some reason stuck around, I feel like I get bored with people I met recently even if we have things in common and get along fine.
>>576569757kei-chan looks absolutely fucking adorable but I don't know what she's like personality wise. I should probably take the time to read the translated ver of her career just to see if she's actually worth oshipulling for.>>576569892dober draws the nastiest, most kinky doujinshi you've ever seen in your life and yet can barely speak to a man. curious
My ug virginity taken by Mayano…whyyyyyy
I just threw a single ticket at Yukino and got Nice Nature. Then I thought of Yellow Falcon because Yellow Falcon's little dance is so cute and I always stop to watch it in full when I go through the scouting options. So I went back and threw a single ticket at Yellow Falcon and got YELLOW FALCON
>>576569996
>>576569602Maybe I want to be loved...
>>576569776>It's almost like people regardless of gender aren't actually very complicated to please.You clearly haven't met enough women
What's easier for building a debuffer, Unity or GL? I've been trying to just robo train one but it hasn't worked out well. I don't even know if I want to bother or just try mutating another ace. I hate this CM
>>576570117Happy for u
>>576569786just after a single month?it's definitely a (You) issue, dawg
>>576570158If you really want that, it has to be the consequence and not the goalBecome a man worthy enough, and you'll drown in pussy like the chad that is literally ME drowning in Suzie Pussy
i wish females existed
Brickey Chokey Angry
I already used up the 3 TP pots from CM registration...
why is everyone being wistful about relationships? you're not going to find one here.
>>576570249this is my favorite Rice image
don't give up
I want umama GF...
>>576569047I broke up with my girlfriend in February
>>576570117Good to know I'm not the only one to watch that stupid dance on repeat
yellow fuck on
>>576570228I was too busy looking at that titty cow to read your post
give me a (you) so i can go back to sleep
This game is not fun at all, just addictive. 90% of your time spent is career, which is a job you don't get paid for. There's always a fucking CM breathing down your neck, so you can't take a day off or work on little autism projects. You're also guaranteed to get your dick stomped in half of those CMs because Cygames would rather seppuku than nerf one retardedly overpowered, meta-breaking character. I probably would have quit this game months ago if I weren't already burnt out and stuck in a rut by my job. Kind of funny that I'm about to quit around the same time as that gaslighting faggot Rednu.
>>576570612Still waiting for the webm of it...
576570830You.
>>576570830
>>576570484just because you have multiple boys on rotation doesn't mean the rest of us can be so lucky...
>>576570846rednu isn't a gaslighter he's just retarded
>>576570960SEXO FUCK ROY
>>576570960RAPE-O RAPE ROY
>>576571037>>576571067I say this
>>576571139Me on the left
>>576570991god i need to rape this french bitch so fucking badly
Yamerooooo
>>576570846with auto added you don't even need to play. just enjoy the occasional uma storys and let go of cm which has always been a terrible ROI
>>576570846>he's still playing career when autobots rolled out
Stay out of /biz/ you horse fuckers.
>>576571037>>576571067It's ZZR not Roy
>>576571565>classic 970 speedis this what I'm missing from clanking?
>>576571693>witletThat's a scoop
made a little cm18 thing for open leauge based on what I've tested and seen. Fairly similar to Graded except fronts don't have the strength to outgun a good runaway
>>576571817thanks excel danchou
well I did 3 impulse tenners at Yeppers, it was a Noppers outcome. The only thing of note for me, was acquiring Matikanetanhuaser(Mambo)
>>576571649Wut?
what
>>576571817>Reigning Champ every turf CMare Open Leaugers eternally stuck in Golshi hell
no way someone actually oshis yeppers
>>576571930they only gifted 1350 before for some reason
rice sex when?
>>576571817what do you mean EVERY single turf CM? What gives open league Golshi the juice on mediums and late corner miles
>>576571749I'm very glad I blew a buncha resources for Fine Motion
>>576571930tax refunds
kitasex fuckasan
>>576571817>>576571949Goldship's Unique kills on every single track doubled with daring strike and End closer's speed modifier means that even if you miss your accel positioning you can count on her just outrunning everyone anyway
We fucked
>>576572096Card dead in 4 months award
what site is it that allows you to see what the training output of a single turn will be between a variety of different support cards?
>>576572095In this specific CM she can reliably reach positioning for Pump into Budding Blossom or sometimes just Budding Blossom because midgame is limited for other umas.
>Pump into Budding Blossomseeeeeexxxx
>>576572395It's just worthless AI slop who cares
>>576572395
>>576572270deliciously plump mirakos
what a pathetic thread
>>576572270gently kissing Mirako's head and stroking her hair (she is still fat and we're doing pool training tomorrow)
>>576572040Every night.
>>576565998Kys piggy
are we planning for 400 or 600 ramonu pulls?
>>576572884600
witgod CM18 vid doko
>>576572702Total Dober LOVE
>>576572884Depends on your luck
I hate Dober. Give me an Uma wife.
>>576572884There's frankly nothing of worth to pull for unless you're really dedicated to front or late/end. Conservative estimates are at like 100k carats by the time we reach ramonu, and she's not a duel banner like Light Hello was so you should reasonably expect MLB in 400 unless shit really hit the fan
>>576572884200 and 4 crystals
She's playing radio again. It's still so cute
>>576572996The opposite of Dober is Shinko Windy.
>>576572201Do you mean this one?https://gamewith.jp/uma-musume/article/show/283210
>>576573114nta but how so. tell me more. I'm curious.
>>576573007it's literally the same odds as the tachyon banner though?
>>576573156You're not split between a 1LB minimum light hello to play the scenario and an MLB tachyon. So it frees up 2 pities
>>576573149I don't have a good explanation. It's just my intuitive sense that that is the case.
>bricked all 3 of my aces with racing spirit: stamina drainI am an idiot. It's over.
>>576572996Your assigned uma wife.
>>576565752Umasumi is looking for 2 membersAnyone want to join? Rules are the following>5 days of inactive login or 5 days flatline will be kicked>20 million monthly quota, AI training is your friend do it before you sleep.>Just do your best whenever you are available>No discord>No drama>Dont forget to trade shoes or else >No begging for sashes play the fucking game>Lets avoid burnout and enjoy the gamePut your ID here and put /uma/ in your profile when applying ingame
what whites am i looking for in a summer golshi parent for my debuffers
There's no art of Dober taking a Doberman knot and I find this to be a sign that there is no horny energy in the uma community. Oh sure, they'll make porn, but you know when an artist is drawing with their dick in their hand and when they're just cashing in a check.
>>576573250oh.. then fuck you, I guess.
>>576573405usually blonde hair and blue eyes is what i look for
>>576572884I can afford 20 rolls right now
>>576573361Will USA KFC ever cooperate?
Threesome with Taiki and Dober
After days and days of trying to make Rickey making another Uma feels like such a breeze. I made such a strong hogur first time I tried someone else.
You are more likely to hit 3* blue from a 600+ stat than the 1100+ stat you're hoping on
>>576573117>https://gamewith.jp/uma-musume/article/show/283210No, but that does have the functionality I wanted so it works
>>576573405oppression
Why are all the underage brown fagets compelled to run the cheesy debuff strat instead of horses they actually like in a waifu game?
>>576573548You should always be doing this for every cm.
>>576573548>hogurYOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONEIT WAS SAID YOU WOULD DESTROY THE HOG NOT JOIN THEMBRING BALANCE TO CMSNOT LEAVE IT IN DARKNESS
>>576573510nyo because fast food restaurants in America have been shitholes for the past 7 years. Overpriced and dirty restaurants that spent way too much fucking money on automated PCs for ordering that no one uses because no one ever eats out at a fast food place. They do doordash or uber or grubhub or whatever the fuck. The last time I was at a KFC there was a greasy green ball under my table that I assume was a biscuit.
>>576573717it was cum. sorry, won't happen again
>>576572884Willing to dump a crystal or two to save having to go another spark
Bijin ASMR
>>576573716
>>576573826Need Dober wife.....
>>576573932Dober's a fat hag now bro...
Fuck it, I will accept my B rank third place position. I’ve spent too much time fucking around with parent clank farming to actually make aces for this dirt show.
sex?
DoberChads will be happy in Libra Cup.Yjknowber gets a hill
Watch this. 7.
>>576573548may i ask what deck you used? i can never get the stats quite right. Especially balancing speed/stam
Welcome home.
>>576574190lollmaoFucking loser. Watch this first-rate 7.
Yukino bimbo
>>576574026EVEN BETTER
>>576574148Light Hello is the canon wife of the player trainer.
you heard of Reddit Tachyon. now meet Agnes Weighsatyon. signed,the Emperor
When will the game get better
>>576573548Why can't every Oguri trainer drown in a septic tank? The world would be infinitely better off
>>576574026EVERY retired uma is a fat hag
>>576574279some are fat even before retirement!
Do you do secret events in Grand Live? Surely the trainings in grand live aren't strong enough to disencentivize the detour you need to take for Special weeks +120 stats
>>576574245You're an even bigger loser than me now.
>>576574365This fucking fatty...
>>576574376lmeow
>>576574376when you're high-rolling sure but some careers have too many races and these songs aren't going to buy themselves. if you gained +3/+5/+10 to a random token for G3/G2/G1 respectively, it would have been better.
>>576574207Theres a fair chance I still dont even have enough stamina desu my high rank is from ubermaxxed speed. I do have 4 heals including a gold though so we will see.
>>576572884200 and 1 crystal if lucky, 400 if not
>>576574427
>>576574386Heh, I was only pretending. Behold my actual 7.
>>576574279if you rub that you get good luck for life basically>>576574427oh, to let her order all the food in the world and then dessert...
>>576574637holy shit
Nobody likes Dober
if nobody likes dober than i am dead
>>576574637w-what the fuheck?
EVERYONE likes Dober
Ugh!
alright bros what's our next uma propaganda? looks like the yukino bijin propaganda failed this time
>>576574818aston machan but actually she's plenty popular by herself
>>576574817Dober is so cute like this...
>>576573007>Conservative estimates are at like 100k carats by the time we reach ramonuDoes this include the new TT ranks? Think I would get like 8k from that if they went live rn
>>576574818Which umaganda was the most umaful so far? Rickey brickey?
>>576574880it can't be rickey because by determinism she will have always been popular due to her being meta
>>576574880nyes! at least from what I can recallshe went from a relatively unknown uma that's kinda meta to one of the most dominant sex symbols itt
>>576574857They do not, at least the Henry calculator doesn't. Everyone seemed to have forgotten about it
>>576574880Yes
>>576574857oh, there will be new TT ranks?
>>576574857I always assume the worst and think it does include EVERY CARRAT WE'LL EVER GET to avoid pulling on random shit, and that way I always have some to spend after my target banner
>>576574880nobody cares about Falcon in jp at allbut Falco is global core somehow
>>576574975SS1-5, then UG1-9, then UFclose to 9500 carats depending on how stacked your TT team is
>>576574945Molesting Dober is not good for you
>>576565752>Smart Falcon (alt) (3*), SSR Smart FalconGee Cygames how come Falco gets to be in 2 banners and a scenario link
I like Dober. She is pretty and shy and I think that is cute. She needs a sadistic boyfriend who grooms her into doing porn and then breaks up with her and then she does a few porns on her own before agreeing to a gangbang and gets so traumatized by it she never films another scene and ends up doing onlyfans and working in a weed dispensary after her rich family disowns her.
>>576574975Yeah but I just looked at them again and its 2.5k less than I thought?If you could manage to get UF's on all your tt spots you get 7.5k, SS1-SS5 and then UG1-UG9+UF for a total of 15 new ranks
>>576574880probably jordan for /uma/
>>576575026Not even half as popular as Curren in global
America got my first UG
>>576574637REEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>piss multi on Tachyon>rage use tickets on Bijin>two rainbow doors> Summer Gold Ship and a Flower dupe Why are some people born just to lose and lose and lose and lose and lose and never ever win
>>576575094Nobody rolled for her because of the Kitasan rerunAll owners are from spooks
Whats the next CM? Mile? Long slop? Turf med?
>>576575174Don't worry bro, you're not the only lucklet hereIf you want I can do a 10 pull and prove it to you
I will never forgive this general for convincing me to roll for Dober. 200 spent on that piece of shit because I "need" her for my King.Didn't mention she is fucking awful to train, refuses to spit out any good blue sparks, refuses to have sex with me. fuck you /Uma/.
>>576575226You could google it yourself
>>576575230If you get something good I swear to fuckjng god anon
>>576575226Cafe MARRIAGE
>>576575287Ok I already did a 10 for Bijin so it'll show 20 wait a minute
>>5765743867 and I rape you
>>576575236But you got Summer Dober for the next Cm right? The hill gives her guaranteed speed carryover on her unique after all.
>>576575236her inherit is so essential on any CM where it works that I am permanently held hostage by borrows on it. I wish I had my own Dober. Then I could stop doing that disgusting fuck ryan in autotraining. even seeing her ugly mug at the end while picking skills is upsetting.
>>576575236Is it fun baiting people? Do you like getting responses calling you retarded for purposely saying something retarded? Does it make you feel good? Special?What is the point hereWhy even post when you know damn well what the responses will beI can not even comprehend why someone would do these ridiculous things
>>576575287See? NothingIn honor of your 7 I can do another one with my last ten pulls
>>576575296She’s truly the cutest. Oh to be served coffee every morning by her hand
>>576575351You need both dober and ryan though
>>576575236>>576575351Dober is Nishino Tier in that she's a required inherit in a lot of CMs but never enough to feel good about your investment. and I have both, at least Nishino is a god tier ace
>>576575247iToddlers are retarded anon.
>>576575450stOP THE BRICKENING AIIIIIIE
Bratty nonnies should be punished
>>576575528umagrok is this true? gimme a tl;dr of the answer
>>576575526
>>576575450Don't do it anonSave...You'll need all the carrats you can get for Ramonu if you're like me
>>576575590I did the calculations for my particular case and I can pull 400 on ramonu and in that period I can still spark 2 umas of my choice no prob
I've yet to see a Rickey, Front or Late, that's actually good
>>576575637Dober wouldn't shave
>>576575494Nishino is also sexier
When am I allowed to pull on a card that I feel like? Just got done saving for light and tachy and now I already gotta save for goddesses and rumano
On which Scenario does the Clockpocalypse starts?
>>576575689cunnyfags are so fucking annoying bro we get it. You're so edgy and horny when it means literally nothing.
>>576575654Don't be ridiculous
>>576575716Only big spenders are allowed to roll for who they like on support cards.Normal humans have to get the Meta MLB card of the season and pray to get off banners of good stuff on the way.
>>576575769Calm down Doggerbro
Pls explain to me how one should know that parrents skills are good?>Watching CM 18 video>You cant use maruzen as parent, because it procs too early, get it? You just cant>You cant use this skill because it's mile and its too slow for mile, you need to use it on long or medium, you just cant you knowI just need to watch more guides?
>>576575810>>576575716Appreciate it now because cygames learn their lesson around 3rd anni and from there they will spam 10/10 cards in a chain of 3 or even 4 within 3 months every fucking scenario. Look at the banners from the onsen scenario. Fuck.
>>576575351>disgusting fuck ryan in autotrainingWeak.Ryan LOVERyan MANUAL
>>576575731I feel like I'm ready, I think I wasted like, 5 clocks max since NuUnity started (and one was a godsend, because I jobbed a race completely instead of placing, and clocking then winning it was better than finishing second). It can't be worse than MANT, r-right?
What G1 race is the Libra Cup?
>>576575647Rickey is virtually impossible to build on this cm I'm saying it. Unless you have the perfect perfect parents.For one, its hard to get tokens when you have to try to click on hints desperately for greens or the run is bricked. She has no speed growth so less than three good speed cards and she wont het enough.She has great wit growth but you need lots of wit clicks anyway to get energy and Fine Motion has too low priority to be the only one. And you need angling and front runner stamina and gold heal.Its too much
>>576575907Someone post that shitty parent guide that anon made in mspaint
>>576575907you go to gametorah, check the cm track and memorize the relevant accel skills for your position and decide from there
>>576575957cowumacowuma
I've accidentally turned Ulala into a Miler, but I don't have a single Mile skill on her, and Don't even have one available. she's been in 1 Sprint since her Debut, and so far hasn't lost once(though, that will end inevitably, she only has F Long and still G Turf).
>>576575818>Valentines and AND wedding altWhat did Cygames mean by this?
>>576575957>>576576057Think Uma cheese is any good?
>>576575907just get pure heart mad dash racing stam and call it a day and use a runaway booster. or go shooting star baracole 564 this cant be bad
>>576575731L'Arc when you have to go against French Teio.
>>576576000What me, as newcutie must understand here>>576576154> baracole Not so fast, this guide says barcole doesnt work on cm18 brah>>576575982It would be good
Does Rickey need 6 or 7 greens?
>>576576256caps out at 6 but frankly good fucking luck getting 6 greens and also everything else and also good stats
>>5765762566. But good luck with that shit.On this one at least when you need wet conditions or Oi racecourse basically.
>>576575769NTA but she is sexier though?
>>576576221Find where late race starts, then you aim for the associated uma.
>>576575769He was just stating a factoid
>>576576064Manhattan Cafe is wife material obviously. On a more serious note, it’s kinda hilarious how she’s pretty blatant in her feelings despite coming off as a Kuudere. Hell, in her valentines you joke that her chocolate isn’t made with love and she goes “but it was.” Or downright going on a date, which random passerby’s will acknowledge as one, during Christmas
>>576575907https://alpha123.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/skillsselect style, press skill table, sort via minimum length. after that, join rooms, take note of which styles take which skills, and over repeated CMs you'll naturally know what's good/bad
>>576575731>700 stamwhat a jobber
>>576575769>edgyhow is that edgy
>>576575769Stop being such a tight ass. You need to relax and smell the Flower.
yeah yeah, like anyone wants Seiun's leftovers (being raped, no matter how willing, doesn't count)
Who are we getting?
>>576576582deio sdebbu
>>576576582Enjoy Spechud
>>576576582AGEMASEN
>>576576582rice!
>>576576582it's always Rice bwo
>>5765765827 and you get special week 0 and you get a repeat
>>576576582>got Falco 3* AND Falco SSRI hate Falco so much
>>576576582Makueen
>>576575907Look up the CM article on Gametora so you can see all the info about the track, then look at the actual trigger conditions on the skills page. For the most part a skill is unusable because it's an acceleration that triggers on the wrong corner/straight.
>>576576582That pull is always Rudolf
Mejiro Mejiro Mejiro Mejiro
>>576576582
>>576575965juvenile fillies/oka sho
>>576576582m m m m m m oguri
>>576576582Whoever you already have 5*'d
I already had summer mcqueen though...
>>576576791DESUWA
>>576576791new outfit desuwa
>>576576791Oh no no no no
>>576576791Time to do a failed McQueen run
>>576576697You cant get falco here bwo
>>576576791Marked desu wa
>>576576791You are marked
>Saa>Time to count up your sins Toreina
>>576576221>What me, as newcutie must understand herelate-race starts in a Cornerlate-race starts deep inside Final CornerIt takes a bit to reach late-race Straight>ok and?accel skills with late-race corner condition will workaccel skills with final corner condition can pre-fire in mid-raceaccel skill with straight condition is delayed
>>576576910Cute Bright!
>>576576791that's not a proper response desu wa
>>576576876Just noticed it's the debut banner. At least I got my first Seiun
>>576576791Not terrible, could have been worseAren't these suicide career memes obsolete now that auto exists?
post something sleepy
>>576576560Mayano Top Gun is one of the greatest characters ever created.
Is Suzuka THE footslut of uma?
>>576577087
>>576576791>I already had summer mcqueen though...QUICK! go to concerts, pick the second anime opening one, put mcqueen in the middle first outfit this and second outfit swimsuit and watch her getting naked in front of everyone
>OG McQueen parrent skill good for frontsWait? Why?
>>576575957>I'll do anythingWhen will trainers learn...
>>576577018Mang, Falco is great and her card is great. Greatest umadol and Darling of The Sand. I would trade places with your terrible fate in a doki doki.
can this brickey live? i don't think i can be bothered to play this scenario until i hit medium s and all my chains finish
>>576577135Fluffiness is good
>>576576928cool, if not a bit cursed
>>576577218yes
This cat is sexy
>>576577160It's just a generally good unique i think, procs on the last corner. i think it got buffed in the update
>>576577218No
yeppers is... cute?
>>576577160It's always been the GP until we got NY Opera. Still a decent final corner unique whenever Opera's doesn't work >>576577405>i think it got buffed in the updateThe buff is only for longs
we are gonna make it bros...
>>576577439Yeppers
>Really thinking on spending 2.0 anni selector on og Seyun SkyAre there any good parents for fronts that gonna replace Seyun Sky in near fufute?I really dont want to farm her 150 days bwos
yuKINO "Yeppers" Bijin
>>576577439yeppers
Dober is the most feminine Mejiro
>>576577218Maybe
>>576577218maybe
>>576577526
skipping yeppers and rolling on sexing the pearl instead
Soon we are getting showered with carats
>>576577364Cute boy
>>576577546?
>>576577218I don't know
>>576577857Okay and what's her facial expression when her trainer walks into her room
>>576577535>replace Seyun Sky in the near futufe>replace her everlol
>>576577854stallion
>>576577981 So it's a good idea to buy her?
>>576577535Lol
>>576578010It's your money bro I can't tell you how to spend itI'm content with just borrowing her but I also don't care that much about CM
Well techinically if she a fucking gonna be meta forever i can farm her and still be in time to use her
>>576577894
>>576578154What's the green marker around sky mean
thoughts on the brian clan?
So what are the eternal pace parents?Is it Nishino + Stay Gold until the end of time? Or was Stay for lates?
All the cocks in Dober's lewd doujins look weird because she's never seen a cock before
>>576577546I was about to say the most degenerate too, but the most "feminine" already included that
>>576578282It's instant parent farmingYou see auto-run? The same except it makes you 10 parents in one second. The only difference is you can only use these umas for inheritance
>>576569798Oguri only had 4 G1 wins in his entire career. But he had a shit ton of G2 and G3 wins, and he did not have a worse than 3rd finish until the end of his four year old season. Even when he lost he was still on podium. So you knew he was strong, but not undefeatable. This made Oguri's career interesting, he was able to win, but so were the other horses.TM Opera O was so dominant, he was boring. 8 wins in a single year, and the others in the podium were always NTR (2 times second 1 times third), Meisho Doto(4 times second) or Rascal Suzuka (2 times second).
>>576578294Idk i use this guidet.newcutie
>>576578284oops
>>576570228GL gives you more skill points. Also some debuffs like All-seeing-red-eyes are vision based, so you need the speed and strengh to be close enough.
>>576578294>Stay GoldStay Gold is late/end parent and Nishino is only good for sprint and mile broThe main issue with pace chasers in medium and long is they have no good accel inherits yet except for Derby
>>576577513What site is this
they should make it so the borrow slot is shared with the support card tooimagine the increase in profits
>>576577535Not exactly a replacement but Kitasan blanco
>>576578239that's the hugest 5 inches I've ever seen... uoh
>>576576491Read the distance weeblet. It reads mairu, it's on fucking mile.
>>576578368This stretch was pretty fucking incredible thoughWho else could pull this off
>>576578239>21cm This cant be right, my dick would reach her lungs
they should dress Dober in a slutty harem outfit as an altimagine the increase in profits
>>576578857My wife after ending the reign conclusively
>>576578941>Big block in 2000>Block gets cut up in 2001She really did become a JRPG endboss
I still haven't made an Ace
>>576578559Oreng...
>>576579167who asked
I asked
ace?on my face
>>576578892but it would also reach her heart
>finally decide to look for ace parents instead of generalist gps ive been plugging into auto>find thisI KNEEL
>>576579234I want to flip Dober's skirt
>>576579249based rice hero fan
Still dont know whom to pickMy brain says OguriMy heart wants Suzuka (because shes frontrunner and i'm interested in trying getaway)
>>576579352Oguri if you don't have an inner monologueSuzuka if you do
>>576578773These umas...
>>576579234Ermmm, the heart is higher up???
>>576579352raisu
>>576576352So if I understand the ms pain drawing and this here: https://gametora.com/umamusume/events/champions-meeting?cm=17The best accels are Pump, Beyond and Angling, but Red Shift and Victoria are too late. Well I'll be fucked this CM, as all my auto Ryan attempts refused to give me stamina sparks even with 3 stam cards. I was unable to get a Maruzensky with enough stamina (I used a Seiun Sky Borrow inherit with 9 stam and 6 dirt). And my Pace Oguri and Pasa do not have appropriate accels beside nimble. Also I only own Pace cards, and some front ones, so I have a harder time building a late Oguri. And Shichi is a pain in the ass in GL due to the FUCKING TRAINING RESTRICTED RANDOM EVENTS. That's all the dirters I own, Haru thinks medium sparks are made out of pickles or something. God this CM was a pain in the ass to build with these fucking high stam requirements on a frustrating ass scenario that is actively hostile towards stamina training. I hate GL more than MANT, I hope the other CMs will be less fucking stupid to build.
soon...
>>576577218Can you repeat the question?
>>576579352just make sure you're ready for the front autism if you're committing to that
why do front runners want dd pp and ignited wit sparks? don't you only want 2 of those skills together?
my fan has started smelling like vomit but I need it on to survive
fucking hell that's a 5 day old umaid be swimming in club points if it weren't for cygames being jews
Umapyoi the pink
>>576579729you want all 3 + leaders pride you fucking idiot bitchstudy the game before asking useless questions
Just made and ate some burgs. Jealous?
>>576579826Curren would say this.
>>576579726That's the point... if i didnt get McQueen today and i got Suzuka or Oguri life would be sooo easy but now i need ether good fronts for Suzuka or using oguri as parrent to others umas which i dont have too
>>576579178Suzuka sandwich...
Ok it's been a while since gl released so SURELY you guys knowwhat do the random niggas that join during concerts even do
Hearing my trainee sing umapyoi fills my heart with pride and joy
>>576579654>I only started playing around VBobo's release>So never was able to participate in her legend race>She is meta, but even more importantly she seems like she has a fun personality with the first 4 parts of her story when her ballroom skin was live.>117 days to get her>1.5 anniversary paid banner gave me another copy of Rice Shower (she is cute, but I already have her on lvl 4).Boyfuckers should I farm her for 4 months, or buy her with the second anniversary selector?
>>576566258I'd go into generational debt for maid Mayo
>>576579931they give you more shop moneymore of them = more chance to show up = morer moneys
>>576579830Very. But I can't anything eat because I'm fat abloo bloo bloo
hags
>>576579830undead burg
>>576579830I've been scared to make burgers because of the diarrhea lettuce
>>576580038I literally asked the same question above bwo...I'm thinking it's better to farm her, she will never be NOT meta so you have time to get her eventually
>>576580173not the screw worms in your beef?
How the fuck you even train long uma in GL
this wasn't very yeppers
>>576580350Same as for this CM except you take a stamina card.
>>576580408gosh...
>>576580350You cope with golshi and 3 restore golds I guess
>>576579439I wanna use Operator. Next longslop when?
>>576580491You can use her right now
If GL runs weren't so short you people would be saying that it's worse than MANT
>>576580418Okay WHY is this Kraut dressed like that
this website is pretty neat
>>576580620Because it's fucking sexy
>>576580618and that's a GOOD thing and here's why
>>576580431But I'm taking a stamina card for this CM?
eishin flash is so shit and boring we haven't seen a single win with her not a single flashfag actually likes her they are fake
>>576580740Rather what? Does "Rather" mean something in Deutsch?!
>>576580618If my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a bike
>>576580618it literally is worse than MANT, and requires you to play for longer to make usable umas
Musumesu
I KEEP GETTING 3 GUTS GIVE ME 3 STAM PARENTS ALREADY
>>576580818Idk ask the esl dumbass who translated the original.
This one is still goinghttps://jiggie.fun/9a6fAQhttps://jiggie.fun/9a6fAQ
>>576580408Nyoppers...
>>576580869this except I'm not getting 3 guts and all my cope 2 stam have turf pinks
i don't really wanna train debuffers this CM, will i be fucked?
>if MANT wasn't so shit, people would be saying it's goodAny other groundbreaking insights, /uma/?
Don't you just go insane if you insist that you ought to be able to get perfect results in the RNG game like umamusume most of the time
I love bakuchud
snow bright snow flight?snow BLIGHTsnow FRIGHTyeppers
>>576580964yes
>>576577762How soon anonHOW SOON
>>576581050neverEOS first
>>576580926Flash would also be ESL and I'd confuse her with weird regional slang!
>>576581098You wouldnt dare do such a thing to a poor innocent girl like her....
Flash looks more japanese than german
>>576581225Retard
Flash looks more sexy than usual
>>57658105012 days
Ok OGuri ace or Digitan/Pasa ace with festive inherit?
I'm esl but you will never know, because i can use stuff
>3 speed>3 front runnerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYaxAPPsLvY
>>576580798Oof
>>576581129I'll tell her that I'm head over heels for her, that she's the apple of my eye, that I'm carrying a torch for her, that I want to shack up with her!!!
Man japs get all the good stuff.
HeyOpen up
>>576581272>festive inheritstop this meme
>>576581278Taiki sounds like she's ESL
>>576581289Hmmm... an acceptable compromise
>>576581398Well the VA is
rolling machanrolling kitablancorolling vfujinyou will never find me doing groundwork parent ever again
>>576581445Kiss the chef...
if NSM is so good then how come no one uses kabakami princess and mayano slop gun?
yeppers calls sundayman my nigga, cafe cant do anything about it because she's technically correct
>>576581379I'm not home
>>576581272I really wanted to make El work this cm but damn she's so bad every time I try her in practice. Maybe if she was mutated to front it would be better, but if you run pacer this cm you are just breakfast for Xoguris.
>>576581398>>576581471
>>576581272festive as inherit doesn't work here, it's too short and wouldn't reach late-race.
>>576581627Grass wouldn't be able to convince me she was Japanese
>>576581019Cutekino Bijin!
>>576581019more like Yappers
>>576581519both of their growth rates are ASS
im still autoing parents
>>576581519Seriru does
>>576580408>at least 2 torenas here sparked for yeppersbased
>>576580994You learn to become apathetic, accept it and try, try again. All the artificial misery RNG means you feel super great when you finally hit it big and everything (most of things) go your way.The actually hard part is identifying and NOT glueing your best "good enough" run ...while glueing all the other attempts that are maybe 2% worse.
Can Sweep Tosho work as a deboofer this CM? It would give me a chance to actually use her. Also have cheerleader nice nature that I need to try out.
>>576579249Rice WOULD do this (based)
>>576580994I play mahjong, that game is worse
Bwos as a front chud... When does a good card with TTL come out?
>>576581946Does JP have increased fast learner rates (apart from the umas with pot 7) or is JP ace grinding unironically spam resetting until you get fast learner AND stats AND good inspirations with the same fast learner rates we have now
>>576582107the latter
>>576582107Nah, now you get why umas with two fast learner events are so praised
>>576581942Would have been much better without those abs. RNG goddesses, give this uma slow metabolism
final nail in the coffin kek
>>576582107Your Neko AI COPII for guaranteed FL?
>>576582184is Maya praised too?
>>576582090
ice coffee
the open leauge sweats fear me
>>576582236>drops umamusume>not bald anymore huuuuuuh ojiisans...!?!?
>>576582090Ween paama but its stam
>>576580994Paradoxically there is so goddamn much RNG across the career runs and the races themselves that i'm able to let go and say "good enough" and let it ride
>>576582107>(apart from the umas with pot 7Fun fact, a lot of JP players got mad that Cygames said that the pot 7 fast learner event is guaranteed to give you the condition. But they didn't mention that the event itself has less than 10% chance of occuring lol
>>576582236I love not planning ahead and then getting punished for, get this, not planning ahead
>>576581270>after Tachyon endsUSELESS
>>576582338I said a good card emphasis on "good"
>>576582282bwo your stamand your med Sand your dirt A
>>576582347No, JP players didn't get mad at guaranteed fast learner event, what they got mad at was the fact that it was locked behind potential seven and slowly being rolled out for just 2 umas every couple of months. Cygames, as they tend to do, saw a demand to fix a bullshit system and decided to timegate it aggressively to drive up demand for older umas they can resell to you on their special little faggot 8 uma banners
>>576582423bwo...
Guys I think I'm retarded.
its bro not "bwo"
>>576582236
>>576581802awww. poor falco... maybe Curren will buy her another ice cream.
>>576582278IT*S TURBO*S TIME!
>>576582265The neko version was hated to the point Cygames had to stop releasing front cards
>>576582493YWNBJ
>>576582493nyo...
>>576582493Speaking English to Grass in front of the other trainees!
>>576582527unfortunately Turbo oshis have it rough since she's so blatantly designed to be a runaway rabbit that even her unique punishes her for going too fast
>>576582493Gwo...
>>576582107Mayano!
>>576582493It's brudder, not "bro".
>>576582493Vro...
>>576582236>>576582370He wasn't even that unlucky lolHe just never saves carats like the piggy he is
>>576582616Rice wouldn't say this
>>576582493Gwochachini...
>>576582493You will NEVER be JapaneseYou will ALWAYS be SEX
>>576582659>10k paid carats
>>576582659What did he get in how many pulls?
>>576582493Brochacho...
Which umas would be weak to anal? Which umas would prefer anal? Which umas would be truthful about it and which would lie about it?
>>5765827353 Light Hello and 2 Tachyon in 570
>>576582786Oof
>>576582493Noppers, you're not my bro, bwo
>>576582769>weak to analDober>prefer analDober after trying it>truthful about itNot Dober>lie about itDefinitely Dober
>>576582659this is what you get for not playing Open Leauge and stressing out over reaching 1500 speed in a scenario not designed for it
>>576582769I've learned from Majikoi that tigers and germans are weak to anal, make of this as you will
I just unlocked the normal Girls Legend U after getting raped with no rainbows, holy fuck it's a sad concert compared to the special one.
>>576582786that's perfectly average
Dirt umas are very strong against anal
>>576582873it's still bad luck but not abysmal luck
>>576582926Why do all the dirt Umas hang out with each other?
i wish the card pulls were pack based THEN the deranged 5 COPIES MINIMUM requirement wouldn't feel so madmaybe a single 150 pull was 5-7 cards then it wouldn't feel so bad.
>>576582859This has always been a fun fact to me, the idea that Grand Live was from the get-go not designed to have you reach speed cap but JP complained so hard they basically strongarmed cygames into "fixing" it.In a better world we would have a scenario where 1600 speed = 1250 speed so that the only reason you'd ever go for 1600 speed was rating inflation, as is the case with MANTs Stamina and Unity Cups Wit. But, since everyone is stupid, we have this barely functional scenario that hardly anyone actually likes
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Can my Rickey cope with no Medium S if she has 4 speed greens?
>>576583071Rickey Brickey
My umas look weird
>>576582850>prefer anal>Dober after trying itWrong, Dober is a disgusting pervert that gets off to the idea of getting knocked up and pregnant (minimum twins) by her trainer and thus would prefer vaginal sex.
>>576583071it truly matters less on her than anyone else in the game
>>576582659He's just mentally a tourist who can't fully commit to something and play a million other gachas like some anons here
>>576582184>>576582139I wonder if by the time we get debuffer banned CMs some years down the line those CMs will be dreaded instead because you need to hit THREE fast learner aces instead of one fast learner and two debuffers
>>576583101Would Dober find the degeneracy of teenage high school pregnancy hot?
>>576583101this is the most boring, lifeless shit I've ever heard. "she's a freak and likes impregnation!" I'm going to cry tears of boredom, you sexually stunted gnome
> Looking at some good rickets> Somehow hitting 1600 speed with 3 speed cards, or 1500 with only 2.> I'm stuck at 1400 both with 3 cards and even when I take 4 I don't do much betterThese 0% speed umas are not meant for this scenario
>>576583214Which speed cards are you running? The buhi package of Kita Maru Tachyon feels good on 0% growth, I kinda like it even more on 0% umas than 20% umas because you have an excuse to press speed more which gets your power to like 1200 with no effort also.
A CUTE criminal
>>576583278I've tried pretty much every 3 card combo of Kita Maru Tachyon and Suzuka since I need the front recovery.
>>576583172Tama is sexo
>>576583172wind baba....
>>576583353evil horse
>>576583213dober would say this
no one talks about how end closers have spurt as a delayed accel in cm18 that they can use after Iron + Blossom shoves them into 3rd place right on the final straight when spurt hits
>>576583428What makes her evil?
>>576583459kills mares
>>576583095UOH
>>576583445She would, but only online on crystalcafe
>>576582659Let me tell you a story, son:One bright day in late July a family of F2P were bustling about in the warm sunshine, drying out the carats they had stored up during MANT, when a starving Pig, his fiddle under his arm, came up and humbly begged for a bite to spark Tachyon and Light Hello."What!" cried the F2P in surprise, "haven't you stored anything away for Grand Live? What in the world were you doing all last spring? Aren't you a Buhi?""I didn't have time to store up any carats," whined the Pig; "I was so busy squealing that before I knew it, MANT was gone."The F2P shrugged their shoulders in disgust."Playing other gacha, were you?" they cried. "Very well; now have fun!" And they turned their backs on the Pig and went on with their work.There's a time for work and a time for play.
Is it good idea to do daily paid carat roll for umas?
>>576583562You butchered the english language so bad-- It's AI isn't it? fucking hate these trogs
>>576583095ruined
>>576583284SHAMONE
Why is she like this?
>>576583608>You butchered the english language so bad--???
>>576583636Shichi is the "woman moment" uma
Bleh, lost the roll on Jordan to get BOFA and Teio never finished her Curvature chain, but no Corner Adept hints would have made it basically full price anyway. Still, can't be sad with what I did get for Macky, I'm eager to see her results.
>>576583636>berates you for telling her to do her bestgenuinely, torena did nothing wrong
>>576582659>2 per dayBros I only got one 10 pull per day wtf
>>576583284
>>576583749they get stored if you don't log in, he missed the first day probably
>>576582871I don't think I'm ever going to unlock the normal one
Still said something odd to my ningen gf and then she broke up with me
>>576583569I got 10 umas doing paid daily pulls ever since MANT started until GL
>>576583569Yeah
>>576583338Just accept that you're bad at this game
>>576583839holy insane rolls bwo
Fucking Tachyon and sparks. I didn't get a single pace chaser or medium skill
>>576583797Is the normal version where they go to the castle and up top? Whats difference between the two
I'm sad. Post Uma boobs.
>>576583904Forehead smooches
>>576584006Me too?
>>576583982the normal version is just a five uma regular one-directional stage
>>576583998
>>576583998u got it
>>576583982Normal one they have a shitty stage with no castle ascent
>>576584057No. Only for Dober.
>>576583912time to do more runs
>>576583898Fat hog disagrees. Got anything to show yourself?The Light Hello runs I already deleted, those runs were going nowhere before I get some "nah bro you are missing LH".Maybe I'll try the 4 speed deck again, running a single wit card sucks tho
>>576583608I butcher english every time I post but I don't think I did it the one time I copypasted a fable
>>576572395BASED
>>576584057
>>576583503>saves you from evil mares and Br*ghtholy based Tama-chan
>>576584131nice decks bwi
>>576584206>>576583998
>>576584131
>>576572395>cock isn't completely smothered by taiki's big boobamy immersion is ruined
>>576582769>weakDoberMcQueenfuck it, all MejirosKingDaiwaTM Opera OHayahideFinemoYaenoRob RoyHokkoSiriusGimletFENOMENO>preferCurrenAir GrooveGolshiMaruzenskyJordanAkebonoWindyThe rest dislike it or are indifferent/just find it bothersome.Source: my depraved imagination
I think I should make an Open Leauge Powerpoint. Put my experience in Uma and my shitty mic to use.
>"nah bro you are missing LH"holy shit, are you still feeling raped about that over the last few days? get over it lmao
>>576584480???
>>576584480We're talking about tits, what the fuck are you on anon
>>576584480not giving someone a (You) only works when there's actually a conversation going on
People literally pay to visit Doto and touch her butt.
Grand Live will fucking suck man, trust me you will wish you could play MANT again
>>"nah bro you are missing LH">holy shit, are you still feeling raped—
>>576584572Doto is not a slut
You have to figure out who I'm responding to those are the rules.
ikuno..................dictus
>>576584380Explain Maruzensky
>>576584605I think charging to touch her butt makes her a whore, not a slut
>>576584590>will
>>576584480> Pal schizo gets triggered
>>576584221Perfect flat chest>>576584206Big chested slut
>>576584694Still is so erotic
doto is my whore
>>576584739
>>576584626My dick is coming in her alright.
>>576584590Grand Live would be kino if 3 of the CMs didn't require huge amounts of stamina.
sometimes, it's>>576584694>>576584723>still is so thin, it's so fucking sexyother times, it's>mirako is so fat, it's so fucking sexypick one, baka
>>576584858but, that's the balancing trick anon, so that it doesn't become speedscaling slopknowing when to click stamina is the true test of a first-rate torena
>>576584632Swinger/sexual revolution.Actually, maybe she doesn't prefer it, she's just really open and down with w/e. Strike her off the list. See, this is why peer-reviewing is important.
it's so hot today
does this work for this cm?
>>576584131How are you managing song-wise anyway, and what's your training % after the 4th song?
>>576584994No
>kinda wanna roll for yeppers>check kit>Pace Chaser>With Mid Race Velocity Unique
>>576584921the nature of CMs means it's always speedslop but if you don't have the cards and/or can't luckshit the run you don't have enough stamina to compete
>>576585027sorry i meant late race* i'm tired
can someone let me suck on their tits
Can't believe Doto is a slut...
>>576585027yea but no stopping her tho
>>576585163>>576585163>>576585163
>>576585004The supposed sloptuber optimal of hitting 15% first season (sometimes ends up at 10% and I may abandon the run), get the skills on s2 and s3, try to get more % on s4. Average is to get 4 songs per seasons or 3+carryover. Rarely 4+carry if it's a later season and I'm looking for energy. I never hit the fabled "55% after s4", not sure what kind of luck you need to do that, generally I'm at 40.
>>576584590I'm already burnt out anon. This scenario really REALLY didn't need FIVE FUCKING CURRENCIES. Holy shit. If they wanted to reference iM@S they should have stuck with Vo/Da/Vi.
>>576585187You need to do 3-3-3-6 songs if you want 55%. It's really fucking hard even with LH
>>576583562Kek
>>576585492Hmm, I guess I can try that more.
>>576583751>weird obsession with umas, calls them ponies>believes in/performs magic>into putting up never seen before performances to the point of ruining her health>does thishmmm... are Flower and Sweep safe around her...? Or are they getting a trip to Umaland?
>>576584151I need these two to eat a lot as well
>>576585635I use this to see what currency I can waste each season. +408 is just my own approximation of how much extra waste currency you need to do all the misc. lessons on the 4th live
>clanked a dirt S Cheer Natie>only B+ wit>whiffed Keen Eyeyou know what this is fine
>>576584131lol see you later is the most busted skill ever youre missing out
>>576585492you always do 4 first year i always get the gold skill doing this. 4 - 3 - 3 - all in
>>576586154is there a point in going for the scenario gold? the skill itself sucks, but does the big concert give more rewards?
>>576586841like a +5 in all stats rofl
