Olivia Fortress 2 Edition>NewsSummer update released: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=274747Update on the MvM update: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=276354>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.dev/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA/EU/AUS/Asia)Konata: konata.tf (EU)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://tf2huds.dev/Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Community Server Browsers: https://serverbrowser.tf/ | https://thegabenzone.github.io/truequickplay/#/serversCreators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tv Lobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>576086652
>>576534427inb4 the autist tranny spams xer steam group
>>576534427Shadow the Hedgehog hair
Turkiye is pigshit.
>>576534552erm actually it's super sonic hair>>576534641trvke
EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
Did Zesty win yet?
>>576534276>most hatedI guess.
>>576534772poppy when she sees my cock
>>576534427Waow oppa gangnum style olivia, as you like to say hahah; thanks for always being online to make these awesome threads girl, you freaking rock and the tf2 community will suffer a great loss when you go away... oh yeah, you forgot your steam group! https://steamcommunity.com/groups/TransFurtress2>>576534549she forgot it int he OP!
>>576534839she's excited that it's small enough to fit inside her tiny body
spamming / advertising, take your pick
>>576534549called it
Advertising is against the rules
>>576535018why does she advertise her olivia art?
>>576534961>>576532354
>>576535057you better stop trolling outside of /b/
>>576534961https://www.youtube.com/shorts/I9knvF6XSi4
Vote for all the Rush maps btw, along with Caper and Sunnyside.
>>576535162lmao looks like i struck a nerveit's just a joke lad, surely you can handle some dude on the internet calling your dick small
Phoneyland, whatever happened there
>>576535219I love this team fortress 2 meme, it actually does encapsulate them very well lol
>>576535183just don't respond, xhe has no job and has nothing better to do
>>576535306it's not striking a nerve if you're just projecting onto me unpromptedno one asked about your tiny cock anon you don't have to pretend everyone else is as small as you
>>576535183I mean that's what you're doing, announcing reports and all! I'm talking about Team Fortress 2, giving kudos to the amazing art created by da OP, and reminding her to share her Team Fortress 2 group!
>>576535506gottem
>>576535328If Valve allowed Mirage 2 to be *trans*formed into Thrill for CS:GO then anything is possible. Bombsite A is a literal fucking gift shop. I miss the grime and/or industry of Counter-Strike so much.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmG76q-7CaEhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=727934907
>>576535506that's a lot of words for someone that's definitely confident in their sexual endowment
>>576535328Whatever happened there? WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE?! I'll tell you what fucking happened. This piece of shit's fans put Hoppkins' home address out there without any provocation whatsoever!
>>576535628He can't land pipes on demoman tf2, he's definitely doing ur mom as ray william johnson says!
>>576535328renamed scaryland and to be included in this years scream fortress
>>576534851you are the worst poster in this general
>>576535520no one has announced any reports, you schizosome people have, however, helpfully reminded other users of the rules of the website we're using
>never use the dead ringer + kunai build because I find stock spy really fun>70hp feels unnappealing and I fucking hate playing with the dead ringer>keep this mindset in spite of the fact that I constantly see spies running such combo>decide to give it a chance for once>easily topscore and only die like 4 times in an entire roundSo it was a fucking crutch all along?
autist samefag projection hours
>>576535812Best*
>>576535812Trvke>>576535854Did something blow up in Turkey? He's extra agitated today
Still haven't found out how Uncle Dane is jewish yet..
>>576536052All engie mains are jewish
>>576535827gun mettle and its consequences
>>576536157mechawreck was arvan o algo
>ass and booba posters vanishing>feetniggers increasing
>>576536556the credit card companies are winning
>>576535821I understand, babbling and yapping helps you cope; but personally I feel like if you get agitated by a post this badly, >>>reddit may be more suitable for you.
>>576536556>assbased but you people tend to have bad taste when it comes to ass pics>boobaSFW booba pics do nothing for me>feetits growing on me and thats worrying...
>>576536556I don't like human feet but I do like paws and talons
>>576536556>>feetniggers increasingit's all the same mental defective fag, he's just been emboldened by his posts getting deleted
>>576536556don't worry lil nigga
>>576537013>I don't like human X but I do like animal Xanon, this is basically what degeneracy means
so why do people fetishize feet instead of hands
>>576537185unironically https://www.youtube.com/shorts/I9knvF6XSi4
MvM update status?
>>576537185_____ hands are very mannish. besides this is a team fortress 2 thread, i could write an essay about my beloveds hands, but like why would i subject the thread quality further down when we have schizos spamming this place with their favorite porn instead of talking about tf2
>>576537378
kikurifag here (one of em), I'm not the only one posting her FYI, obviously cant prove it but I wasnt the one who posted her last threadwhy does it make you so angry anyway? the post was still tf2, as a matter of fact most derailing posts in the general tend to not have pics, like the one talking about homoeroticism last thread
>>576537093>>576537116baby making sex with teenlivia and pauling>>576537378releasing as soon as I finish plapping shupos (never)
>>576537524Stop pretending it's just the character. Most people here do not have head dents that make them like unerotic parts of the body. If you don't want to get yelled at, post tits or ass instead of footgarbage
>>576537524>why does it make you so angry anyway?Because he's (((Christian))).
>>576537670
>>576537670I'll stop when you guys stop posting children. Seems simple enough?
>>576537093>>576537116nice, good posts at last
>>576537054Well if it isn't, then why don't more people do it? Why do the #BringBackQuickplay crowd not host their own map rotations and rules for a short while when looking to play? Don't they hate Casual and believe it is the primary cause of death for the game?
>>576537771Christianity doesnt even mean shit nowadays because most christians are "flexible".
>>576538032he's just shitposting, he does this anytime people complain about his shit fetisheshe started ranting about christians when his lister gay spam was deleted too
>>576536894case in point >>576537116
>>576538240Amazing. Every word of what you just said? Is https://www.youtube.com/shorts/I9knvF6XSi4
mom look I posted it again
>>576538240You actually make the lister/fempyro/pink puppet fags look normal when you do this shit, stop it
>>576537670ok
>>576537185idk i just like em
>>576538240Uh oh he really didn't like being called out like that
The Abrahamic brownoid is Matte Black btw, woke-right leader of Agartha
>>576537670this post makes me want to post footfaggotry shit
>>576538735
>>576537524Post more delicious feet pls.
>>576538869Yeah I'm sure you'll get a lot of people on board if you start posting it out of spite. That worked out well for the floydfag
>>576535827No, you actually got gud with spy first and are being rewarded for the time you put in. Shitters can't pick up the kunai and deadringer combo and stomp the enemy team with it.
>>576538597baby making sex and paizuri with poppy
>>576539301Idk anon, it seems like the the average casual player struggles against a spy running this.
>>576537116>>576537525>>576537937>>576538257>random sweat drop on her hair>mouth is unnaturally squiggly, gaining and losing thickness >signature is all fucked up>second pair of glasses on her tits>left hand giving her a wedgie, but the left side of her left cheek is somehow also being slapped at the same time>her fingers get progressively larger the closer they are to the camera>poster is clearly brownthis >>576537116 is AI slop
>>576539864who cares you gay ass nigga
>>576537054>>576537978Should I actually be using StAC or something else?
>>576539820The average casual player is a glue-eating imbecile, that doesn't make weapons that let you kill them crutches
>>576539938if you like this bodytype your one fap away from being a futanigger
>>576535827>So it was a fucking crutch all along?Yes and no. DR-Kunai throws your usual pub Pyro a curve ball. When that happens, it's not too hard to catch others off-guard. Guess why your three Pyros are unable to catch one enemy Spy?Because every single one of them go with Detonator, Flare gun or Thruster and Spy won't be lit on fire unless he wants to.They're better off Spy-checking such target with shotgun first, but they w+m1 with flamer on sight and Spy always going to evade that shitty low effort attempt unscathed with feign.When you w+m1, they don't even need to time their cloak. The proper approach is using w+m1 when you can't see Spy, but always Spy-check with shotgun when you see something suspicious.That makes Kunai Spy re-evaluate his choice and go back to IW or CnD.>>576539820Yes.
>>576539938you care, since you bothered to respond you "gay ass nigga".
>>576537116>>576539938Very plappable
>>576540416>>576540293Gay ass niggas pretending they are not gay
>>576535827No, why would you think that? If I hate playing pyro, but I flare punch a bunch of randos in casual and topscore, that doesn't suddenly make the flare gun a crutch now, does it.
>>576539938A toned fempyro is fine too
>>576540416replying to the fempyro schizo, when everything gets under her skin is a mistake
>>576539938>>576540679uh oh melty
>>576540892Melt these tits on my facehttps://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/b/b2/Scout_domination01.wav
>>576540869not everyone you don't like is your boogeyman
lol, of course it's the turkroach falseflagging
>>576540998Yes, please
Does anyone pick a specific team when they join a server and both are open? I press tab to see the scoreboard, and choose the team which has a lower average of points in hopes of making the match more balanced.
>>576541238silence footnigger
>>576540892Daily melty provided to you by: FPS! (FemPyro Schizo)
>>576541238Sex with neru
>>576541238>picking teamnigger we're all Casual players here
>>576541390sorry I meant to say TurkSchizo
>>576540869He's also Greek.
>>576541602Actually he's Israeli.
>>576537185Hands fetish
>>576527835It's hilarious to read teamfortress.tv threads where they're trying to figure out why noone wants to play competitive, then see posts like this.>>576541238I'd do the same thing if vanilla community servers existed in my region. I tend to leave casual games where my team is stomping the other, or if I really want to stay in the server for some reason I usually just try to land cross-map headshots with the Ambassador or something.
>>576541504Not me. My first choice is always TF2C, in which case, I pick always pick random team since I don't have a HUD installed that hides the background, letting me see how much of a crapshoot the match is. If TF2C is empty then I check community servers before entering Casual, LIKE I'M FUCKING SUPPOSED TO AS A #BBQP CHUD!
>>576536556I've been attaching foot images to my posts prior to the (off topic) /e/ spam starting. I stopped posting for a while because I got bored of casual making it impossible to find good matches and stopped playing.
EXCUSE ME! I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
>>576541238This option was stolen from me, and I've yet to find a good community server that wasn't full of ban-happy troons or a clique of sweaty tryhards that make it impossible to relax and have a few relaxing fun games of tf2.
>>576542134>I usually just try to land cross-map headshots with the Ambassador or something.You mean that thing that was removed a decade ago?
>>576542421>off topicall the feetpics ITT are on topic thougheverbeit
>>576542421>I've been attaching foot images to my posts prior to the (off topic) /e/ spam startingSo then you're part of the off topic spam then, don't pretend
>>576542734How so?
guys... check this out lmaoooo
>>576543270marginally better than footnigger posts
>>576543270this and the op are unironically same tier of image
>>576543138on-topic texts
>>576542861My posts are always on topic and I don't always attach images - of any kind - to them. I will usually only attach an image if I effortpost, and will usually take quite a while to write it editing parts, removing things, changing words etc so that it's written better than stream-of-consciousness Discord style posting. The trouble is when the game doesn't get any meaningful updates for years, there's not much to discuss. I've made it a point to try and learn Spy recently but all too often matchmaking tries to shoehorn me into playing a high impact class so my blogposting about Spy is limited.
>576543352oh his true colors revealed
>>576543270
>>576543420writing some filler on topic text doesn't suddenly make an off topic gacha footfag image on topic >>576543504I'm not talking about now nigga I remember your image spam, you only ever posted off topic images even after people said you should post on topic girlsyou are directly responsible for the current off topic spam, not separate from it
>>576543569I didn't say I liked it, ideally we would have neither
>>576543676I made an edit of this some years ago to make it normal
>>576543685>some filleraccording to who?
>>576543685I'm not responsible for other people's actions and I have never spammed anything. There is more than one /e/ poster ITT, for example >>576541238 and >>576535827 are not me.
>>576543884nah you made it pretty clear
>>576543924that's better
>>576544084nigga it's like having a less smelly turd because at least there's an ass, they're both still shit fetishes
>>576544257again with the fart euphemisms and poop analogiesyou're not helping your case fartfag
>>576544036>post random off topic images for years>other people start posting random off topic images in response>ermmm I didn't cause this, my spam was separate :)Not how it works
>>576544359can't accept that your fetish is shit, huh no one will ever accept your footshit here
3 NIGASON CART
>>576544442valve did
>>576544257Broski pics of barefoot anime women (with on topic TF2 messages) make you enraged but you're ok with fart fetish pics with no on topic messages. Just face the fact that you had a slip and came out as a fartnigger.
>>576544147>576534427nsfw image>576539938racismftfy!
>>5765373782 weeks, pretty sure
>>576544442not a footfag, fartfag
>>5765446241. I'm not the only calling your fetish shit2. you're so dumb you don't realize I was calling your fetish shit by saying a shitpost was slightly better than it lmao
I totally didn't see coming that the guy seething for dozens of posts about anime feet wasn't into some rancid shit himself.
>he likes farts more than cute anime girls with bare feetSounds like you're a gay fart fetishist
>576544989>didn't see comingESL footnigger moment
I'm glad tf2g is finally standing up to the footfag menace
>lmao
>>576545119fempyro plap
>>576545006can't talk about the fempyro schizo like that.
footfags explain this?
>>576545053it's over, anoneverytime someone sees a post about a guy seething at feet they'll picture a fart sniffing anon, even if it's not you
>>576541020
Can we start the thread over
anyway can we talk tf2 now? the footfag pic that started the whole thing is like 120 posts above atp
>>576545617You did this, so no
>>576545672>everyone is the same posterIs it that hard to talk about the game
>>576545617anyone caught zesty's stream today?
idk why don't you try instead of shitposting 24/7
https://youtu.be/ETqCnuByvxs
>>576546180Wasn't there a tf2g who was waiting for a Strange Factory New Sand Cannon to be unboxed? He should buy it from Jerma
>>576545119plapcakes like these the only reason I still come to this thread
>Medics still hold invisible Mediguns>Soldiers still have the marked for death symbol above their head even if they don't take mini-crit damageERRRRRIIIIICCCCC
>>576547296he's busy buying another yacht full of pink cookies
>>576545802unironically, take it yourself
>>576546985pretty good reason
>>576549393 i feel bad for you, if you really think that random crits are "fun" and "the soul". Wtf is this, it's not even a reason. This rng mechanic makes game unbalanced af. I have 5k hrs ingame, why should I die to some 600hrs pubber, who can't outdm me in any circumstances? On scout, on solly, in demo. I can just rape him fairly, cuz i'm better. And it works in another way. Why i should win against ppl who's better than me? When i kill a person who's obv better than me with a random crit i feel nothing but frustrating. I won only cuz of rng. I didn't get better. Also talking about medic. I'm med main and OH GOD How i love dying to random critical rocket with 80-90 ubercharge. I can surf the rocket and escape, but no. This guy gets a random crit and i'm just dying. 300hrs sollymain won me cuz of rng. Nice. So, this is the "soul" and "fun" right?
>>576549224plap
>>576549393This flavor of player is preferable to "Lilith she/her" or some "funny sex joke" name tbqh
>>576550173solo yes but when traveling in packs no>Lilith she/herusually inoffensive outside garish cosmetics or erping in chat>funny sex jokethese are usually f2ps or casual teens who dont really understand whats going on
>>576549393it's depressing how accurate this is
>>576549393No one has ever said "shutup iron player"
>>576550841shutup iron player
>>576550395you're holy incorrect, and accurately described the latter.
Source and/or Meta mod aren't working even though the installation instructions are braindead simple and I've followed every troubleshooting step.
>you're holy incorrectesl moment
>>576550395agreed
>>576552390you're so incorrect that we need to get talos involved
>>576552390He doesn't know the word is "wholly" kek
>>>/gif/30999922
>>576546985How sad..>>576549224Cringe image.
>>576549224based image*ahem*baby making sex with poppy
Los Muertos
I want to grab femscout's cans
>>576555201>map creator actually has integrity despite the unwashed masses begging to duplicate the map for no reasonHoly shit, we need to put that man into a cloning program to fix the workshop>>576555220Me too
>tf2g>scatposting and transSo we have finally reached the status of being the dragon ball super of /vg/ huh
>>576555647sorry dude
>>576555647no scat nor trans have been postedare you ok
>>576555747Well, at least somebody can edit Heavy Weapons Guy into being Jiren maybe
>>576555505On the one hand he's based for not wanting to double dip, on the other hand he's cringe for not making a normal variant to play on without all the halloween stuff. Then again, Los Muertos isn't that fun of a map iirc, so maybe he's right. It's both difficult to hold the point, but also too hard to push it if the enemy team is coordinated.
>>576555845fart=scat
I'm not a favela brownoid so I don't know what comparisons to dragon ball are supposed to mean
>>576556014In normal people speak: we are detroit.
>>576555647Oh no he started to post scat again...
>>576551595>>576505292
>>576549934Good players benefit the most out of random crits because it scales with damage. You are an homosexual
>>576555986similar, but not the same
>>576552390Get his ass sister
>>576556529I count them as the same, same audience and same skincolor on their spammers.
>replying to pasta
>>576549393>>576550395>Lilith she/her>usually inoffensive outside garish cosmetics or erping in chatWhen the inoffensive behavior is grooming
hop on the kogasa server we're 20/24
>quick fix uber now makes the heal target invulnerable like the default uber>uber lasts 50% as long>other mediguns lose the "move as fast as the base movespeed of your heal target" attribute that was once unique to the quick fixthere, I fixed it so it's not a hotdog water useless piece of shit option
>>576534427this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10
How much do mapmakers make per update? They can’t make a living out of this surely?
>>576557573>remove the ability for the scorch shot to minicritfixed
>>576557573here’s a real fix to the quickfix>heal target’s basespeed is set to at least that of the medic in question during uberSo a soldier can now run at medic speed, or heavy, if you waste an entire uber to move your heavy up slightly to the point you have brain damage.
>>576558801Ehh I don't like that, those classes are restrained to their movespeed for a reason. Someone was running Grouch's infamous weapon rebalances on their server, and the Natasha change he made where heavies weren't slowed by being revved up with it was completely broken, to the point where he had to nerf it so it spins up even slower, and so that it drains the player's hp like the GRU when you have it out. Giving slow classes more movespeed while they're still able to use their primary has to be very situational, like with the disciplinary action or conch.
>>576558362I used to think they only got money from map stamps but I learned they get a cut of the key sales too. So they make roughly as much as the hat makers do, but probably much less since people can get 2-3 hats in but they only get probably 1 map in, and that map is usually divided amongst a large amount of people so it all gets split up
>>576557321sorry but I'm busy playing with Poppy's poppies
>>576562336paizuri and breeding with poppy
>>57656257428 minutes of mapping poppy's moist cavity
>>576564031only 28 minutes? we must go deeper
>>576564187that's how long moistcavitymap's animation is bozo
>>576564460I know, the point still stands
Will this improve my hitscan aim?
>>576559337Yep. The downside is you’re using your fucking uber on making your teammate moving slightly faster
>>576566943no because you will be distracted
>>576566943yes because your wrist will be wrapped in comfort
>>576566943Get one of these but sniper
>>576568913Sniper only has a butt, not abs
8rocket clip only to realise youre forced to pick up ammo after 2 barrage attacks. You could say it's part of the balance but those attacks arent that strong anyway.
>>576569278Fuck the message cut. I was saying that the air strike should have more spare rockets and how it sucked to get your 8rocket clip and etc etc
the footfag's back
>>57656927810 ammo as your only clip but never having to reload, ammo scarcity
>>576569676>never having to reloadI mean, if youre using it as a regular RL, I guess so, but if youre going for the thing that makes the wrapon fun, youre gonna runout of ammo and spare ammo a lot faster than with stock.>>576569548Sup farty, youve been sniffin the thread nonstop for 6 hours straight?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
>he thinks everyone's the same person
>>576569278
>>576570105lol
Also I cant believe I fell for the meme of running the base jumper with this thing. Gunboats are so much better.
>>576570115What happened to the guy who replied with so yjaks?
>>576569278the air strike should have never been added
>>576570447Why?
Isn’t viva a pass user
>>576570447why not
>>576569278sometimes a weapon doesn't need to be competitively viablesometimes you see a demoman and decide you're gonna shove 4 rockets up his asssometimes that's all you need in life
>>576570896>scout hurt a bit>soldier hurthuh?
>>576571310compies play with captions on because of the off-chance that it will give you a tiny amount of information that you missed hearing the audio for
>>576571310they're accessibility setting subtitles for the hearing impaired, you can only activate them with a custom hudcompfags turn them on to squeeze out every advantage they can get, so even if they don't hear someone sneaking up on them due to gunfire, the subtitles will still let them know if that guy is nearby if he does any action that's supported by the subtitles (taking damage [it'll even specify if they took a lot or a little], cloaking/uncloaking, popping uber, building or sapping a sentry, etc., basically everything short of footsteps)
>>576571702>>576571887i only keep them on because I miss that one dude who would reply "SOLDIER HURT A BIT" to my webms. I hope he's having a great dayi swear the captions doesn't even work half the time. an engineer would move their sentry or a medic will pop uber and it wouldn't show up anything
>I only wear the Chessbot 3000 Buttplug Pro(tm) during my chess tournaments because I miss the guy in the audience who'd ask, "What's that buzzing noise?
i laughed, a little
>>576572932>>576573027lol sister!!!
>>576572932i will assure you the moment rgl bans anal penetration I will remove the chessbot 3000 buttplug pro. but they will never do that considering rgl's history>>576573254it was kinda funny
>>576570896>>576569278The Air Strike would be a lot funner to use if it had reduced knockback against enemies. It sucks to get into position for a cool bomb only for one of your rockets to launch them out of the rest of the barrage.The rockets already have reduced radius and damage and there's so much downtime between reloading and finding ammo, not to mention earning the extra rockets in the first place, so I think it would be fine to make the bombing more consistent in that way
>>576573473>The Air Strike would be a lot funner to use if it had reduced knockback against enemiesIt kind of does: the rockets have a smaller blast radius while rocket jumping.
>>576541238You should always join RED team because you're more likely to win on RED because of psychological reasons, even in an equal playing field.
>>576575552puffy...
>>576549934new pasta dropped?reminded me of pic related
>>576576235no it's an old pasta from youtube or reddit, scroll up and you'll see a backlink to it >>576542134
>>576575552Uh... I can see her balls...
He's so perfect bros
>>576570896is this 60 fps or 120? my frames look so choppy compared to this. idk how I can even tell because I have a 60z monitor but this looks significantly smoother. ALSO, I got picrel. it's quite fun to use ngl. you do feel the downsides heavily though. I thought I'd hardly notice the radius reduction but nope. the hardest part is getting the first kill or two to start the snowball; once you get there you're pretty much guaranteed 3-4 more skills provided you don't overextend. ALSO ALSO, are they ways to get the firing time reduction whilst on the ground? referring to B-hopping and whatever CS adjacent movement hacks there is.
>>576578097photo badge source?
>>576578208
>>576578310I have spoilers off that doesn't work on me
>>576578428you could've just linked it... godspeed you magnificent bastard
>>576576816>two months agorelatively new then
>>576571887Ironically, playing with certain elements disabled tends to build habits that make you better at the game overall. For example, playing with sound off especially on a Spy target will teach you to turn around every few seconds for no reason and die much less to backstabs or other flanking classes as a result.>>576570896I swear the newest versions of Mastercomfig have screwed with the color in my game. The coloring in this webm looks much closer to how I expect the game to look, assuming you haven't edited it.
How do I micspam on linux?
>linux
>>576566943it would improve your aim ten fold
tf2g doesn't seriously run spyOS that steals your intelligence right?
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
>>576585203 Windows?
whatever happened to halflifeDJ, the go-to program people used to micspam with?
>>576586039Sister it's still there
this spy has already breached our defenses
>>576585617uh yeah did you think i was referring to macOS the thing cattle use?
>>576586864I use MacOS for work.
>>576589690and what do cattle do hmmmmm????
>>576590051I mean, you think you're not cattle?
>>576590315no because my bitch mommy goes to work everyday and brings me home tendies while i top score on 2fort all day
>>576590473That's nice, your mothers udders are supple and feed you well.
>>576590546yeah but they're not fempyros udders
>>576590603No bro, your mother is fempyro.
>>576590671oooh YEEEEES
hai :3
>>576591142Hi :3
Can I get a basic guide of killstreak kit effect/sheen value, I never know how to price this shit on Steam market
>>576595580depends on the combo but team shine and singularity are always the most expensiveteam shine >>> DD >= hotrod > VV >= manndarin > mean green > emeraldsingularity >>> CD >= fire horns > hypno beams >= flames >= incinerator > tornado
>>576595580Sheen effect (the shit that comes outta your eyes after 5 or 10 kills) and shine (color) are what largely dictate it's value. Stock weapons or popular side grades tend to also sell for higher since they're often more sought out. It's best to build them to a fully functional kit if you plan on selling them beforehand.whipped up a tier list for you
ivy in that waitress outfit has me feeling things
>>576566943Why does the card have trans colours?
>>576567215There is nothing to be distracted by in that image.
>>576578310Why are his boobs so big?
Beggar's Bazooka > Air StrikeWith the Bazooka you don't have to be airborne to shoot rockets fast.
>>576578970you or mastercomfig might have enabled/disabled HDR or something. looking online the value that controls this is mat_hdr_level [0-2]. I have mat_hdr_level 2 which is both hdr + bloom and it looks good enough for me>>576578097it is 60fps. I guess maybe one thing you can do is set fps_max to the highest multiple of 60 you can reach consistently. I would know the answer to bhop. but I assume ramp sliding works as well as wall bugging
>>576607415i wouldn't* know the answer to bhop
Reminder that if you kill any Spy with a random crit, you should feel bad and hit your kill bind and type "sorry" as you break into a wheezing laughter. Because that Spy would do the same if he were to facestab you with lagfuckery.
Decided to watch ꜱoysmith's weapon stereotypes vids after seeing them in my feed like 10 years ago. Is that whole "warpig" stereotype he brings up all the time even true or did he make that shit up?
>>576612994what's your class?
>>576611313kunai niggers (there are no other spies nowadays) do not deserve any empathy.
>>576612812I believe he means tryhards in a rather more polite manner. So yeah, he kind of made it up. Are any anons solved the Soundsmith philosophy out there by any chance?
>>576613752a bomb of truth, atomic even. don't forget sniper troons too
we stand against transphobia here
>>576613752What's wrong with the Kunai?
>>576614924Sorry Uncle Dane, the molester main.
>>576615184>>576535827
>>576615296you wouldn't say shit to his face
>>576615973Why does he have a pedo stache?
>>576617080stfu h8er, bet you can't even grow a full stache
Doc! C'mon, man!
HOLY SHIT IT'S OUT NOW!https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=278552
holy shit my cock is out now (for fempyro)
>>576619841>more slop>0 aussies
>>576558362https://x.com/CipherlockYT/status/1948732970925281339It seems to vary for every map, but Aquarius for example got 2% of the Summer 2025 key sales. If there's multiple people that worked on a map, they need to agree what percentage they each get.There's also map stamps which all profits go to the mappers, but I don't thunk many people buy those (Eric usually buys 100 map stamps for every map added)
>>576619841>painters workshoptroonporium will hire a hitman on Z man at this rate
>>576619841>The Americana contest>Lucid's video contest>Now thisCan't stop winning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gx3DhZnlSAINew Zvke
>>576621404should've uploaded iot to his main channel
When I was a kid, Uncle Dane groomed me into replacing the soulful default HUD with RaysHUD. He would whisper "it's more viable" and "it's for your own good" into my little ears.
>>576621718milking and suckling poppy's poppies
only custom hud I liked was franken hud but the dev disappeared and now I just use vanilla because every single custom hud looks gay as hell
>>576596973>>576596562Thank you bros.
>>576624348my pleasure.
>>576621404>tf2 is so botted guys only 20k players on peak hours man the teamworktf was so righ-SHUT UP STFU ohmygod who cares
>>576619841>Invasion 2 I hope this shit flops from valve saying no thanks to the items
>>576585478Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Camp in the same tent with pyros. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Give pyros your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>576628552this butt also shupos yordles olivias mimis and bunnies
>>576628552>>576629028LOL SISTER!!
>>576627871>>Invasion 2It's literally impossible for a simple contest to be Invasion 2, dumbassInvasion was a complete update made in a sekrit club pre-approved to be shipped off to Valve, this is an open contest where anybody can join and make whatever and there's no guarantee any of it will ever be added (and even if something was it would be in pieces, not as an update)
>spy sounds fun in theory >horrible to play>pyro is 90x more fun somehow i cant help it bros...
>>576628552the plap with fempyro
>bought an unusual>want to buy a gibus and paint it and become a man of the people instead....bros...
>>576631572Do it then. You're not poor, are you?
>>576619841>discord advertisement
Is anyone else in Europe region stuck in casual queue?
>>576631032Easy classes like pyro feels fun because you get kills without putting too much hours on it. Hard classes like spy demands you hundred of hours before you have fun. But damn, one trickstab gives you 100x the dopamine of killing a group with phlog.
>>576635002it doesn't work according to steam discussion
>>576635617Trickstabs never give me any dopamine because I know that I just got lucky.
>>576638656it's happening total casual death
Opened community server browser only to get fucking obliterated by a list of cancerous servers with fake latency.This is why I play casual, what a shitty ass browser.
>>576635002>>576638656the neato update
>>576639069competitive is down too tho
a doodlehttps://files.catbox.moe/xu88xp.png
https://steamcommunity.com/app/440/discussions/0/587308261888322173/
>>576640751
>>576640792hot 'livia
>>576640792
>>576640969i played competitive just 2 hours or so before the servers went down
>>576621404don't mind if I do
I fucking have to go to sleep without having my gamer session tonight I CANT BREAVE
>>576640792Trash
>>576644476too bad you'll miss out on the update that saves tf2
reminder
>>576640792Masterpiece
>>576644832A bunch of posts being deleted at the same time does not mean that they are all the same person.
>>576645013They wouldn't delete a bunch of posts talking about the game. Stop coping about your IP wipe.
>>576647607I didn't make any of those posts, I wasn't on /tf2g/ back then.
>>576644832>2 years later and you're still posting an incorrect doxmeds cannot save you... no ubercharge can stop the telefrag to your brain this kid caused.
Imagine if the Liberty Launcher just had an infinite clip.
>>576653606It still would do 10 damage from 3 inches away
>>576654326I don't even care. I'm just tired of fucking reloading man. This isn't supposed to be fucking CoD, it's an Arena Shooter for fucks sake.
>>576653606Call it the beggar's bazooka...
>>576655182Nope. You're spamming that gay reload animation with the Beggar's.
>>576640792Next OP image right here, folks
>576648639>someone's screen name is "dox"bro I just played TF2 and everyone in the server doxxed themselves
>>576614719>Are any anons solved the Soundsmith philosophy out there by any chance?what does this mean
>>576656852buddy... just let it go.
>>576644832truth nuke
>>576644832he would not still be seething about this and calling it dox every time it's posted if it wasn't him kek
>>576644832i don't get what's this about
>>576659194floydschizo exposed his profile name one of the times he was banned
>>576659194It's a screenshot of the shitposter who lives here 24/7 getting banned and all his posts wiped. Of those posts that got wiped, some of which were posts where he attached a screenshot or two bearing his steam name. Some anons found his steam profile, and it turned out he's some furfag from eastern yurop.
>>576659650>>576659810president of his fanclub over here
>>576659810Demofloyd would never be a degenerate furry.
>>576660450lol
>>576660450Demofloyd is spamming the furry creatures from league of legends? whoever that is is pathetic.
I'M IN NEED OF A GREAT HEAVY POCKET TO FEED KRITZ TO
fat brown beaner above
>>576661939>Viva's feeding fetish
>>576660657no, that would be meor at least one of them, because I'm not the only one posting them
>>576662184plapplapplap
>>576662025Bro is waiting for Viva to post on here 24/7 just so he can say his line.
>>576660657if you want more yordles all you had to do is ask
>>576662679PLAP
yordles? in MY tf2 general? anything but that...
>>576663253This image has nothing to do with TF2.
>>576663253This image has literally everything to do with TF2.
>>576662635Which is why I want these NEETs to get a job and finally contribute to society instead of being so glued to their screens. There's more to life than this, guys. You can be like me and succeed at life too!
>>576663253holy mother of PLAP
>>576663440There is nothing plapable in that ugly image.
>>576663253Quite the weird development.
>>576534427cute shupo stickers i found. stick em on a waterbottle
>>576662184>>576662679>>576663253>>576664223baby making sex with tristana, poppy, and vex, multiple times daily around the clock
>>576665101plapping with shupos
>>576665101baby making with shupos
>>576656632no, how bout a yordle >>576663253
>>576656632how about a shupo? >>576665101
>>576665160what about the other one?
chad tf2 hours?
>>576665523especially baby making sex with lulu
>>576665617what about the other femyordle that exists in lore but is only playable on the phone game and therefore has virtually zero art?
>>576665870listen I will impregnate every femyordle and singlehandedly save their race
>>576665370this, lets have a shuppo as the next op
>>576621718god i wish that were me
the TF2 figures got a restock: https://tinyurl com/38u497pb
>>576665370>>576665324i agree
>>576669823thanks I just ordered one
>>576669823>>576673631shitcoin miner do not open
>>576669823semen miner do open
plapcakes
Utterly delusional but for the 20th anniversary it would be cool if we got a Valve-made map set in Australia
>>576681286Yeah
>>576682470baby making sex with fempyro
I had a nightmare that I was playing competitive in a LAN eSports-like event on stage and everything.
>>576687216Was it a nightmare because you suck?Uohhhh
You need a high iq to figure this one out.
>>576687921>last night I backshotted your motherIt's too legible, 'tis no Bondburger
>>576619841https://steamcommunity.com/app/440/eventcomments/587308261888394302>you don't get steam points from awards anymore, they don't have a award showcase, their profile comments are private so they don't get fell for the bait commentsso wtf do they get out of botting the replies with nonsense like this
>>576660450then why the fuck did his twitter account page called "demofloyd lover" have furry shit on it
>>576689189because he's a habitual liar, he is a degenerate that has posted gay porn, scat, gore, child gore, and suspicious child models him being a furry would be the least of his problems
>>576689189>>576689391Why are you talking to him as though that isn't him?
>>576689474I'm not, I'm talking to the other anon and telling him that's him
This game infuriates me. Either I get 200 fps on koth/cp maps or I get sub 60 on payload maps. Tell me, is badwater fucking unoptimized garbage? Tried out both comaglia and mastercomfig and both give the same results. The game looks so shit without mat_hdr_level 2 and shadows. Should I just bite the bullet and make my game look like a spymains? The sub 60 also comes with some input lag. I main scout if it helps. >Which configs do you guys use? >mat_hdr_level on which value?>avg fps
>>576689474not like the schizo cares whether you talk to him directly or not, it's not like he'll see the error of his ways and fuck off
>>576691912>default with high graphics>no HDR>66 because that's my refresh rate, I never see frame drops
>>576681286what about them
>>576691912From memory, resolution and shadows do the most heavy lifting in terms of bang-for-buck changes. Payload maps are usually going to be harsh on your framerate, newer ones moreso, because you'll often be looking in the direction of the whole enemy team. When in your first spawn try turning away from the enemy spawn and watch your framerate increase. Symmetrical maps tend to be more circular so you won't always be looking at everyone even through walls. I don't imagine you need to do the whole flat textures thingHow old is your CPU? Prior to upgrading mine I was getting 50-100 on my 2017 i7 with Mastercomfig medium depending on map. I found that dropping my resolution, with aspect ratio maintained, helped alot on both medium and very low. After upgrading I rarely go below 300 with everything maxed out.As a side note, I don't see the appeal of playing 4:3 stretched.
>>5766962022022 12th gen i5I’ll disable shadows then, thanks
This might be just me being a schizo but I swear some mastercomfig presents make the game look worse whilst offering less stability and performance than stock. Something ain’t right
rate & hate the sniper outfit I'm looking to get
>>576699670Ummmmm 0/10>No edgy bandanna >face fully visible>no lime or pinkGet better taste
>>576699670The body cosmetic looks off, but if that's what you enjoy, God bless
>>576697426let us know if it helps
>>576699670it's not the worst thing I've seen, but it does remind me of a Meal Team 6 larper you'd see at a gas station
>>576699670collar ruins it
-75% damage penalty tribalman's shiv, but 12 seconds of bleed
>>576702707that makes it worse
I sure can't wait for zesty's epic shortstop video to cover new and exciting points that fsoas didn't already cover in his!
>>576701804Yeah can confirm it helps. It’s worth looking up couple videos online for some extra optimizations as well. I think delfy did a decent video on optimization that goes beyond getting a config.
-99% damage penalty tribalman's shiv, but 30 seconds of bleed, and the bleed cannot be removed by healing
>>576660657no that's the actual schizophrenic porn addict ruining this general, he hates demofloyd.
post goodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aV9HGFnFnA
if you headshot someone with the cleaver, wrap assassin, or sandman, it should deal a minicrit
>>576688238apparently they get you posting about them in here
>>576707213this but for all weapons
>>576704941>delfy
>>576689189That isn't his twitter page.
>>576691912If you're playing on 32 players server, that's to be expected.
>encounter one of those disgusting basement dwellers who top scores while having a VAC banned profile>you know what I'm talking about, the losers who join groups named Everyone thinks I'm cheating and shit like that>ask him about it, says it's a bought accont>ask him about why you'd use it, says "I can use the account I want">ask him about why he'd want to use it, says "I want to level it up">ask him about why he'd bother to level up a worthless account, he says "it's worth $60">ask him about why he'd use it on tf2 instead of playing the single player games, no response>say that I'd kick him if I were on his team>next map I get autobalanced to his side, I stay patient>another person accuses the cheater of hacking, I ask him to explain>says autobackstab; cheater tries to respond dismissively>I insist that everyone knows autobackstab exists, and that he suspiciously switched to scout and stopped playing for a minute after the accusation>he gets kickedHoly shit you cannot believe how good it feels to get one of these freaks kicked. You can just tell that they think they're untouchable and masters of social engineering but I outsmarted him, GOD it feels good to be powerful.
>all that for s simple kickjust initiate a vote, call them a faggot, pedo and say that they were on epstein's island and the vote goes through within seconds
Heading to comic-con as Engi tomorrow lads
Why is /tf2g/ so dead?
Why is /tf2g/ still so dead?
>>576722935>>576727642Why did she kill Tf2?
>>576728025Who is she?
>>576714153neru marriage
>>576555882yes but it's a halloween map with spells and pumpkin bombs and underworld crit boosts so really who cares about balance?
>>576728271I'm not going to talk about Judy. In fact, we're not going to talk about Judy at all
>>576728271Why is she doing this?
>>576612812I never noticed but by now the idea of the "warpig" has permeated through the tf2 collective unconsciousness enough that anyone self-confident about being a "tryhard" will not wear the warpig.
I understand that 12v12 competitive wouldn't necessarily be flawless but it would seem to me that it would nevertheless be fairly successful as an alternative to 6v6. I know people say that "skill on one class doesn't translate to another" but it kinda does, at least in the sense that a good player will be able to have some competency as every class. A good soldier player will also be a decent demo and medic player, or at least he will be able to learn quickly.Ranked 12v12 would be a good alternative to casual if you actually want to play a real game and try to win and casual would always be there for if you just want to fuck around and frag some noobs.
>>576733142Comp 12v12 would just be 3 scout ,3 soldier, 3 demo ,3 medic. Absolute cancer
>>576731092I see people regularly wearing the warpig when I'm queueing on NA time and almost literally nobody recognizes soundsmith when I bring him up. Others will just state the fact that they dont give a shit.
>>576735148That's like saying Highlander is 2 Scouts 2 Soldiers 3 Demos and 2 Medics. It isn't.Even Prolander has an extra spot for specialist classes
>>576736283>Others will just state the fact that they dont give a shit.this is the rational answer to whenever someone is bitching and moaning about anything that you do
And THIS guy? Total fucking warpig.
is pyrovision still broken?
>>576739080I love my stupid wife
>>576739080How's she going to get it through the mask you fuck
>>576739573shove it through the filter duh
>>576741553You clog the filter, now what dummy?
>>576743871Why is he shirtless?
>>576744019cus of porn meme
>>576744472https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJG8ONEWadI
>>576744472Porn isn't funny.
>>576744998Oh yeah? tell that to her all you want she doesn't care.
>>576744998
YO FOOTREST ADMINS, FIX YOUR DOGSHIT SITE I'M TRYING TO MAKE A LISTING TO SELL SOMETHING
Spy sure is chill about killing his own son repeatedly in this game, but I guess for what time period the game takes place in I'm not surprised
>>576744998Porn can be funny if they have bad dialogue like Steve Rambo sceneshttps://youtu.be/jRYp5mYx62M
>>576746126True
is this the tf2 general or blue archive general
>>576753489blue archive is tf2 related
I have 2300+ lines of scripts in my cfg folder
>>576753489Stop being mean to her
>>576753784Incorrect.
>>576753489yes
>>576754470CTG? What does that mean?
>>576534427I need sexo with Olivia
>>576756449Coomer Toy General
>>576758360which one?
>>576756449consider trying glasses
>>576758919CFG? What does that mean?
>>576759491creaming fempyro's gooch
dead gamedead general
why does engi have hair in the comics?
>>576765537He's bald by choice
>>576765537Being bald solves practical problems.
>>576615973Rape uncle dane until he blows his faggot load on the floor
I'm working on a custom butt plug mod for tf2 that was commissioned by someone in this thread who knows there way around a grocery bag. The mod will make the butt plug vibrate when you fire a gun, and as a special surprise I'm retrofitting a heating coil into the butt plug so it can melt inside the commissioner's asshole when he uses the flamethrower.
>>576767369uncle dane isn't gay, he had a girlfriend in 2009
>>576615973Did he get canceled for making rape jokes in 2014 yet?
>>576767369rape uncle dane until he hands-free sissy-cums
how did we become more embarrasing than /ksg/?
>>576768663You are embarrassing Murray
>>576768518Doesn't change the fact that im going to rape him for making everyone bitch an whine and random crits and make him blow his faggot load on the floor
>>576758868the correct one
>>576758360it makes me cry knowing i wont get Olivia pregnant
Another unhinged TF2 drop. Can I please transfer my luck in TF2 elsewhere?
>>576770052orange is pretty bad luck
>>576770052epic anon>>576771423you are a faggot
>>576765537It's a military thing to shave your head. Just ask Soldier.>>576771423Orange ya glad I didn't say deez nuts
>>576695051plapcake general >>576696202footfags stay losing
>>576768518Why doesn't he have one now?
>>576768561and for using the N word too!
>>576736973It's not, because the whole point of highlander is to have 1 of every class, you cannot double up.
>>576783835Yes but why would a similar rule not also apply to the proposed mode? That anon was assuming it would stay 6's rules for no reason
>>576536179is that supposed to be nyan cat? wtf is this from lol. good art tho
>>576784404lol ikr sister, nyan cat is epic sauce
>>576778295Redpill me on this guy. Why does he keeps posting this line? What is he trying ti accomplish?
>>576784152because what's being proposed is literally 6s but with twice the players
>>576790126>literally 6s but with twice the playershe said>Ranked 12v12 would be a good alternative to casual if you actually want to play a real game and try to winHe never said anything about following the 6's meta, quite the opposite in fact
>>576777036Last time he had a full head of hair, MVM was a brand new gamemode.
>>576789540Deep in the Vietnamese jungle in one of the tunnels dug by the Viet Cong during the war sits a lone warrior with his Windows XP PC and a 640x480 monitor. Disappointed with this year's Summer update he expresses his dissatisfaction with phrases he picked up from other anons.
>>576789540I think he's trying to see how much he can spam it before getting bannedIt used to be a 1 time ritualpost and now he just does it more and more
>>576791931he spammed it like 20 times in one [match] and I reported it as [stickyspam] to the [server admin] and they told me to stop submitting false reports
>>576792159Then I guess he's gonna have to keep pushing the envelope until they care
>>576792208they won't care unless every single [player] in a [match] is spamming the [medic voiceline]
man, too bad we never got to see the Oppailivia model, maybe next year. atleast we got konata
>>576793221She was on the field in that screenshot, you probably just need to find the VoD
>>576793221the stadium adverts were good
>>576793315nah, i checked all 4 of the tf2g games, she was only in the substitutes but was never called to the field
>>576793492Oh well, she was probably just a cardboard cutout like b4nny anyway
>>576793335based
>>576793335>???? ???? 2..?I don't remember the context for this
>>576793919The joke is "what is this general about again"
why do comptards like 5cp so much
>>576796337scout, soldier, demo are the fastest classes in the game. also you switch from defending to attacking really quickly5cp, you're not limited by the map in terms of speeds and you're not always defending or always attackingsame with koth
>>576796337people with autism like repetitive tasks
>>576802404are you calling b4nny autistic
>>576802745I know he is
>>576803247nuh uh
does anyone remember an old Star_ video where he's playing some rpg that was either isometic-view (y'know, like baldur's gate) or 3rd person that has some female follower that's a warrior or something, and he keeps nudging her down a set of stairs in some ruins in a torch-lit dark cave, so that she can solo some enemies around a corner? she keeps dying and reviving herself and he's playing as an archer or something
>>576796337It's just different flavors of the same layout, they want to have a goyball arena and that's the closest equivalent in TF2
>>576793919the joke is this general is raped by /bag/got troons
>>576793335yepbased
>>576596973thunder eyes are s tier because they look like the zone from kuroko no basket
>>576613752>>576615184>>576615304spy is a shit class all kunai does is level the playing field
>>576796337the answer for the few based ones is that they want to play quake, but in tf2.but for 90% of shitters is just that they can't adapt nor interact with anything similar to the default pub experience
if someone has there shotgun in the middle, and they shoot at a scout on the right side without moving there shotgun, is this hacks? i haven't come across as a cheater in a good while so i don't remember all the signs of hacking
Try using English next time.
>>576833880don't you wish you could downvote them sister? does it hurt your reddit soul so much when someone makes a spelling error?
>>576836969why do you call everyone sister if you're not a redditor? redditors like you love trans folk
oi there pals. I'm curious: is fov command in console deprecated? like a vestigial cvar before fov_desired.
>>576839315it can only go up to 90 on official servers
>>576839461i mostly use the server browser. "fov" do nothing. fov_desired and viewmodel_fov works as usual
>>576839602yeah fov is either depreciated or was always fov_desired
>>576838051woah, do they? that's nice of you to love yourself and fellow sisters
Krampus
>>576845354That design is literally coal. They need to stop injecting furry fetishes into the game.
>>576846198TF2 has been pro-furry ever since they added the MLP lines
>>576845354>duuuuude we need a halloween boss and underworld on a smissmas map!!Why did /tf2g/ pretend this was good when it released?
>>576846657furries and bronies are not the same and will kill each other if left in the same roomtf2>>576846673we didn't
>>576848734
>>576848927He doesn't need to be nerfed.
>>576850069truehe needs to be buffed
In Demofloyd VVE TRVSST
>>576854870Trvke!
Demofloyd is pigshit.
>Demofloyd
>>576856075>>576856220Trvke!
>>576845354not terrible design wise, but the other bosses are still better
>>576856628TrueI'd like to fuck that sheep. Sometime after the bat ideally.
>>576856628baby making sex with lanolin
>>576856075>>576856220>>576856371Samefag
>>576845354mehit was cool when the headless horseman and monoculus did it, but after that it became slopyes, merasmus is slop
>>576859791>fatfag has shit tasteIn other news, water is wet
>>576859791 baby making sex with squirrel girl
>>576859791>merasmus is slopgoing too farsex with squirrel girl tho
>>576860526>>>/r/eddit
>>576860526I didNow I need something better
>>576860837There's nothing better about cartoons.
>>576860993Negatory
>>576861193Shup up.
>>576860993I like to thing the pyro is a poltergeist of some kind
>>576861780* to thinkToo much internet usage has turned me into an ESL
>>576861193>>576861771baby making sex with admin and vex
What if a Goblin was the 10th class
>>576863168The 10th class should be the cop.
>>576863168I would equip her like an onahole and carry her around on my cock
>>576860993wrong
>>576865746breeding with lulu
The 10th class should be either the Civilian (buffer class) or the Technician.
Doesn't the Medigun completely invalidate the plot of Emesis Blue
>>576866189The medigun breaks whilst the medic is falling down the stairshttps://youtu.be/V0ODG8bFme0?t=1377
>>576866050correct
>>576867762Yeah but it can be manufactured again. Plus it completely heals every single aliment, disability, disease, or dismemberment that's occured to somebody. Why didn't he just point a new Medigun at the failed respaws? They'd be back to normal in like 5 seconds.
>>576869126>>576869290Why not just post the video instead of posting cryptid thumbnails
>>576869937The video was just random images that mostly had nothing to do with TF2.
>>576869126>>576869290>427x240
>>576534772He referenced a stonetoss comic on todays stream
>>576877014Based
10th class should be the Tranny.Primary: Panic Attack with a custom alt fire where you ACK yourselfSecondary: Gas PasserMelee: Dilation Rod
>>576879831Bold of you to not assume that the Civilian in TFC isn't already so. Definitely at least looks like the average shupo/fempyro/yordle/anime girl/furry creature poster, and they are!
>>576879831>Has 10 HP
>>576534772yeah, I think so
>>576867902>>576880194>>576865746Im convinced the mods here are actual trannies. Posts unrelated to tf2 that are pure goonslop like these stay but my post criticizing said goonslop to be non-tf2 adjacent gets deleted? What the fuckGet your shit together jannies, clean it up now.
>>576882541There is no rule that says all images have to be related to the thread they're in. Go to reddit if you don't like it.
>>576883029And why did my post get deleted then?
>>576883214because you're a raging aspie faggot?
I thought people had trouble with Policy of Containment but I just got it without thinking on a game of Barnblitz (Total Payload Death).Also import TF2C into live NOW... or when TF2C finally adds ladders like PF2 (RIP)
>>576882541it's ok, plebbit and sharty are 2 blocks downyou should go there
>>576884658>>576885770Voice (Heavy): OH HO, Heavy smell soiled diaper!
>>576882541Yes, and xer name is Bad Hombre
>>576882541>>576886139Genuinely why are you here if you're so spergy over anime girls? And you should already know FPS main audience to begin with. TF2 isn't even a kids game.
>>576887014The kogastopia troon became a mod? Good for xem
>>576883029>>576887514Tell him sister, your porn addiction is tf2 related
>>576887514Why do so many kids play it then?
>>576887514>3 goal post movesaaiiiiiieeeeeeeeee luh mao
>>576887514trvke, the reddit newfag can't even comprehend multiple people making fun of him without his usernames and upboats
>>576888857I'll have what you're drinking!
>>576887514>>576888246>>576888857Porn addicts trying to justify gooning to anime girls lmao. It gets lame after the millionth time kek
>complains about having xer off topic garbage complaining post deleted>continues to make off topic garbage complaining posts to be deletedwhat did xhe mean by this
Yeah I'm tired of this gooner shit. Back on topic, while playing my usual kunai Spy loadout, I started wondering how I could fuck rouge the bat
>>576890271baby making sex with rouge
>>576890271how did playing spy led you to plapping rouge
>>576890271LOL sister! >>576889929Stop being mean to her.
>>576890271Lex...
>>576890841>Dangerous...>Mysterious...>Spy-main wanted to be my lover? He earned it.
>>576890865Yeah I agree, we don't tolerate transphobia around here.
If there's one thing we can agree on, it's that we all agree to clown on gatchashit >>>/wsg/6210674
>>576893704whatnoi play hsr, czn, and 1999
>>576893804>i play hsr, czn, and 1999
>>576893804Take your troonshine (meds)
>>576894450>>576894472so youre telling me you dont play any gachas??the literal future of gaming???something that exists in tf2 (crates)?????
>>576893704i don't play gachashitI just jack off to the girls for free
>>576894651yes
>>576893804>>576894651lmao retard>>576894682>goes for the morbidly obese onelol
>>576894682HOLY
>>576894682https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOI8OGIy6cA
>>576882541Mods picked up years ago that anons bitching about goonslop are only bitching at the ones they particularly dislike. See the fart fetishist seething at barefoot anime girls for example.
>>576894682based as fuckbaby making with squirrel girl
>>576894682that girl isn't from a gacha tho
>>576896305repeatedly emptying my balls inside ankha
So, what's the overall /vg/ veredict on the Sniper class?
so nobody here actually plays any gacha?
>>576900827only tf2
>>576901395groomers are grooming* ftfy
>>576901395server name?
NOW tf2 is being played
>>576901395>>576901732BASED
>>576900827I play Azur Lane on and off. Anything more and it's a money pit. Gatcha is quite literally online gambling and porn with none of the benefits.
>>576901721party /v/an right now
>>576901732Why isn't Pepe AWOOGAing at the giant Scout cock you blurred out (coward)
>>576901820good to see things are still based as usualjoining
>>576900827Plenty of people here play Blue Archive or Azure Lane.Most of the gachas I play end up dying. Dragalia Lost died, Mario Kart Tour is dying. I play FEH but that's probably dying soon too
unconventional teleporter placement sovlhttps://youtu.be/x84bBwcTvKg
>>576900827nahWhy would I fucking gamble on PNGs when the porn is free?
>>576902526It helps when the game is fun and generous with the free gambling
Just got banned from VaultF4 for the words "12v12 btw". TF2 and its kin deserve it.
>>576901926Im not gonna fall for the bait and get reported :^)
>>576900607He either needs nerfed or all the other mercs need to be un-nerfed. We're talking like every balance change besides The Winger giving scout more HP needs to be undone.
all you gotta do to fix sniper is increase the headshot delay from 0.200 to 0.500 (the average human reaction time is 0.250), and revert the ambassador so that spy can kill him from a safe distance again
>>576906284I've said this 10000 times and I'll say it again: Make it so Amby is pre-nerf statistically on back of the head shots. It's literally perfect. I encourage a tf2tuber to shamelessly steal this idea as their own and make a video on it.
>>576906793that's not very useful, at that point just use the enforcer. the amby is supposed to be the long range high skill option that's bad at close range because it has a lower RoF and lower bodyshot dmg. that change sounds like turning it into the backburner, which is a very mid weapon
>>576902876>It helps when the game is fun and generous with the free gamblingagain, why bother when the porn is free?
>just make the game feel like shit to playAnother day of being glad that the community wasn't handed the game
>>576908017Because you can have fun and fap too.That's not even a gacha character
>>576908017Those are some very good looking Penis
>>576900827I tried to "play" Blue Archive but there's no game besides leveling up students so you can win in some situation that you otherwise wouldn't be able to. There's nothing important to do besides read the stories
>>576908497Penis Parker?
>>576908170>>just make the game feel a little worse to play for quickscopers*and nothing of value was lost>>576908017babymaking sex with penis's thugshaker
SHUPPO GAMING
>>576910786based
shum people shink zhey can outshmart me... mebbe, *snrt*, mebbe...>*fucking dies*
>>576910786damn... save some pixels for us
>>576910786partyvan honey pot goes hard
when I see a troon in casual
>>576914445why is ur hud so fucked up
>>576914445
>>576914564I like it because it's simple and clean, nothing else to it besides the kill feed and class display at the top
>>576900827I do :) but my shupos aren't fully leveled yet..
>get matched against jontohill2>he's terrible
>>576917607most tubers are, that's why they edit cherrypicked clips together to make themselves look better than they are, and to support any arguments they're makingjontohil2 uploads a few unedited gameplay commentary videos every now and then where you can see he's clearly mid, so he's more honest than most at least
what's a cosmetic everybody hates but you really like??I really like this one and the Bait and Bite
>>576920406gibus
Is distraction spy (a spy that basically uncloaks and goes around the enemy line shooting so they focus on him) a good tactic if played right?
>>576920606I don't think people really hates gibus anymore, it was only really hated because of the big influx of noobs wearing it around 2011-2014
>>576920729Done well it forces the enemy team to focus on you to avoid facestabs and keep the sentries up. Done bad you're a shitty gunspy.
>>576888246>so manyRussian/spanish kids are not it's main demographic, dipshit.
>>576888687>>576889929>>576892909you have to be 18+ to post here
>>57692174521. Scrumpy, you know.
>>576888246So Call of Duty is a kids game because it has kids in it, got it.
>>576921847>21sure buddy
>>576919960That reminds of the 2013 charity event where ster_ managed to tardwrangle 5 people who never touch an FPS in their lifetime into beating a team of seasoned TF2 youtubers.
what community servers do you play? I only play casual official servers and sometimes queue for competitive
Is Rei tf2?I don't play the game much anymore is she in any maps?
>>576920729it's better if you kill them but i guess
>>576922518Strictly just Casual Payload for moi. Need my rounds on Offense and Defense to run on for 15+ minutes and score 100+ every game
In honor of it being Avgvst, next thread's OP should have a romevision img
>>576925718i used to be payload only player. but now i am switching to control point. and sometimes king of the hill. they feel more open and i can have an easier time with scout.
>>576925836I love KOTH in concept, but I hate how short the rounds can be. A top score for the round is like 9-12 points on average. That shit sucks. Not enough time for multiple killing sprees
>>576925105Yes. She's a Pyro main.
>>576908646Pedocoded image
>>576921572American kids also play it too.
>>576888246because their parents don't care about them
Thoughts on Bearded Expense? I never watched his content but he's a heavy main and the only person I've seen who cares about a niche game I enjoyed ages ago, carmageddon TDR 2000 and that makes him cool to me automatically. Also it seems like he lost a lot of weight which is commendable>inb4 I don't care about ecelebswell that's a lie, after all we still have a wannabe eceleb streamer here
>>576934669BigJoey was always more popular as a Heavy main, apparently bearded is a complete basket-case who assaulted women.
>>576935041puffy
>>576934669he was one of the loud=funny and t-pose in like 2016, right? Honestly don't care
>>576934669who was it that BE was always yelling at and calling a faggot?
>>576908017>pear shaped pennywhew lad
>>576935041Dude's personal life is crazy if his wikitubia page is to be believed>His father was also connected to organized crime, a world which Bearded was most subject to out of all his siblings, giving him various mental illnesses such as severe depression and PTSD. These were left untreated for a long time.
>>576908017spats my beloved
>>576936937big joey slapnuts, I thinkI thought it was a jape
What should the next OP be?
>>576941764Rikuhachima Aru to represent Sniper
>>576941764plapcakes
>>576941764This should be the next OP>>576908017
>>576941764we need a plapcake for the op
>>576942102>>576943537Samefag
seething ^
>>576943949Shup up!
>>576944085
>>576941764
>>576945886when your team sniper headshots the enemy medic who was healing you
>>576946640
Man why does it have to get slow at the last 5 posts
Really lacking on the finish line
>>576941764A job application for the NEETs of the general>>576934669Somewhat unrelated, but goddamn, I hate when streamers feel the need to make their facial hair a gimmick of the stream. Their pfp, their sub icons, emotes, "the goatee gang" tier fanbase names. Fuck outta here with that shit
ur ugleh
>>576948117>>576948117>>576948117new
>>576947913>>576947017Take your meds
>>576954683nah
>>576956731yah
