Previous: >>576585163>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Yukino Bijin (3*), Winning Ticket (alt) (3*), Narita Taishin (alt) (3*), Smart Falcon (alt) (3*), SSR Smart Falcon, SSR Silence Suzuka, SSR Tokai Teio, SSR Twin Turbo, SSR Light Hello, SSR Agnes TachyonCurrent CM: Virgo Cup 2 - Ooi Dirt 2000m Medium/Right/Fall/Sunny/GoodCurrent Event: Wings of Steam and Steel, 1.5-Year Anniversary Celebration Part 3>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/kapy9o.jpg 08/05 - Yukino Bijin (3*), SSR Silence Suzuka, SSR Smart Falcon08/05 - Virgo Cup - Medium/Right/Fall/Wet/200008/12 - Seeking the Pearl (3*), SSR Daiichi Ruby, SR K.S. Miracle08/13 - New Legend Races08/18 - Halloween Agnes Digital (3*), Halloween Meisho Doto (3*), SSR Daitaku Helios, SSR Mejiro Palmer08/18 - Days Flying By Story Event08/25 - Aston Machan (3*), SSR Fine Motion, SSR Maruzensky08/25 - Libra Cup - Mile/Right/Fall/Firm/1600>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Summer Seiun Sky (3*), Summer Mejiro Bright (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Brown
waheylove seiun
Need club guh
>>576607915next month cuh
>>576607813Umasumi is looking for 3 membersAnyone want to join? Rules are the following>5 days of inactive login or 5 days flatline will be kicked>20 million monthly quota, AI training is your friend do it before you sleep.>No begging for sashes play the fucking game>Just do your best whenever you are available>No discord>No drama>Dont forget to trade shoes or else >Lets avoid burnout and enjoy the gamePut your ID here and put /uma/ in your profile when applying ingame
Gold City smile in my heart
>>576607915>>576607982
What is the /uma/ equivalent of pic related
Digitan LOVE
>>576607881>>576607887>>576607897
if im booking yeppers i should book nimble nav and pace corners yeppers?
>You roll for her or you literally can't play Late/Endbwos...
>>576608210It's time to think about your style specialty because there will be more cards like Wuby and you can only borrow 1 before you start churning out subpar uma.
>>576608210I'll just borrow her silly card
>>576608210>You roll for her or you literally can't play Late/Endeven ayabers?
>>576608045Hanukkah cap
>>576608014Thanks for the room gwo
>danchou started kicking out people who ask for sashes instead of shoes
>>576608354Its hard to be new.. i dont have good stam and wit cards...Good thing Ramonu is general use wit card in future
SS (<=10): ~15.3mS+ (<=30): ~12.1mS (<=100): ~8.6mA+ (<=500): ~4.3mA (<=1000): ~2.6mB+ (<=3000): ~1m
>>576608045meisho doto desu
>>576608486K?
>>576608045Helios (Global version)
I need my german wife.
>>576608210I'm going to roll for Daiichi Ruby the trainee for sex so I can't use her support card with her
>>576608408
>>576608472You'll start being competitive once you get Ramonu wit. Just gotta stay strong until then. Remember that qialifying for finals is all that matters because then it's just an rng check to see who you get matched against. /uma/ lobbies are usually pretty hard to win and are the equivalent of a tough finals most of the time.
>card that does nothingI love when super creek never finishes a chain and gives the grand total of one rainbow
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>576608408>not my clubI don't know why I am still here.
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>576608596It's too hot outside for a german wife
>>576608726many are saying this
>Mare>Mare>Mare>Mare>Mare>Mare>Mare
>>576608210I dont get it
>>576608774Did your CM team also ran away with another trainer?
>>576608835Even a plain Jane like Yeppers can turn into a crazy mare at the flip of a switch.
>>576608875A&S for Late/End that chains into PumpIron for maximun gambling insta win
>>576598476This is unironically Nishino Flower's story, iirc
Last I checked country kids have nothing better to do THAN fuck, so a country mare to turn monster should be fully expected.
>my trainer showed up with another man
Tachyon LOVE
Kinda crazy how competitive club ranks are now, obviously auto makes it much easier but I frankly expected more laziness from the average trainer
>my trainer is dating the producer
Rula ass
>>576608210Hmmmmmmmmmmm, think I'll just borrow
>>576609178We are sliding down the ranksLet's see how the end of half tp changes things next month
>>576609203many such cases
>>576609284Chihiro was better.
>>576608472i'm a week 1 player and so far still no MLB finemo and creek so i don't consider myself competitive but if i can give a tip is to just ride the wave and play the game for fun, i know for sure i've won more B finals than played A finals at this point, and in a miracle you somehow get into A finals and win but personally i also got used to 3rd place A, eventually you'll have a deck competitive enough to play what you want so keep it up!also this is in no way bragging because i know there's people here with more than 7 plat wins
https://x.com/i/status/2084829958028083225
>>576609178Everyone just figured out that spamming runs is the biggest carat income in the game right now, even more than being in a top 1 club. Everyone except flatliners of course.
>>576609279Symboli Kris Silly
>>576608210>sprintsmickey mouse cms>milesother ways to win
>>576609437Yeah :)
>>576609339In my defense, that was the first image I thought that fits, when opening my "imas" folder
Uma&Co has a spot. Comfy A+ club.We don't have a real quota set for the clank era yet, for now we're going for the same quota as before, around 30m. Relay to us if you need to flatline for a few days.We have>comfy hours (expect the shoes trading at reset, you're on your own here kiddo)>CM and gameplay convos>danchou that won't leave you>sticker shitpostingWe do have a discord but it's -optional- and you really aren't missing much, it's a just a ingame chat without any retarded filters. Drop your ID here or have /uma/ or /vg/ at your profile if you're interested.
im desperate for yeppersim unironically making a doto parent just for goof up
>>576609546>Uma&Co has a spot. Comfy A+ club.
i got 1* super creekshould i stack power or stam sparks for this cm
I though you guys were joking with the whole "finemo takes a vacation" thing, it's the first time I have an SSR card genuinely not appear a single time for a rainbow training in a run, I'm so confused, is the card bugged or what
I'd rather just join an actual discord club at that point
>>576609546>We do have a discord butgrim
>>576609736you shouldnt even bother lol
>>576609758I think support chains are messed up in GL, I've seen plenty of missing Kitasan posts and I think it's happened to me more than in MANT
>>576609826bwo..
>>576608649>>576609393Yeah i know, i'm hoarding for Ramonu
I wish my club had a discord.
>>576610170normalfaggot
>>576610170falco wouldnt say thiswhorren however...
Which Uma sings the song with "Wanna fight!?" as part of the lyrics?
yukino BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
The standards for this CM are insane
>>576610170To talk about what?
>>576610349dirt shoes
my club definitely has discord but not a discord
>>576524515
>>576610349cock
>>576610170Don't you like checking your messages for no-no words every time you want to say something??
>>576609546I need to know what Umama is sending there.
>>576610032ganbare
I fucking hate all of you
>>576610491Seconding t. 10m daily
yepper stocks rising
>>576609969more than unity though, people complain about RNG but the only deciding factor in GL are rainbows, if you have rainbows there is no RNG to care about when it comes to songs, but if you have no rainbows it doesnt matter if you have luck with songs, it's all rainbows.
>>576608210Power cards currently aren't too hot. Her only value is just her Initial Friendship Gauge and SPriority. Dolphin card
>>576610596I wish I could kiss you and hold you in my arms
>>576610349Literally anything. My /vg/ guild from some already dead mmo had a discord and it was a good time. There was a lot of great people and it was just nice to be able to play other games together etc.
cmooon post the teio webm
cm17 status?
>>57661073580 prio is good
>>576610674
Is there anything worthwhile an ace can do with 564?
>>576610735Well, no. Her only value is her gold skill.
Wow, this run is going really well! >the nefarious fan goal
>>576610782
>>576610735Daichii is a Specialist 1LB card. You try to not use your borrow on her.
>>576610897noooo you dumbasss
>>576610824No, your ace should have too many golds for it to realistically do anything meaningful.
>>576610791
>>576610170disgusting
>>576610785I give up
>>576610791>>576610947Cafe has fallen for YEPPERS propaganda...
>>576610947>Nonsense!What a nice girl...
>>576610491pit pics
>>576610773I think that's fair but I feel if every club had their own discord to talk in then I think it'd have a negative impact on the thread.
>>576610947Yeppers is a FREAK
>>576610947
>>576610785I'm started making my aces now
>>576610491>>576610605you're missing it, whatever you think >he is doing, >he actually is
>>576610947>i didn't want to intrude on your day out with your trainerBased Cafe wing woman
>>576611172Which is?
>>576610338Hanshin 3200 cm was flooded with bad umas even in finals, trust.
>>576609546I'd like to join but I joined a random club this month and my Danchou may not even pay attention to my request to get the boot. Could you save that spot for me until tomorrow?
>>576611026god i want to play with teio's umanko with my mouth and hands, i want to massage her labia and stimulate her clitoris to make her squirt like a water hose for an hour straight, i want to lick her pussy for so long i'll hallucinate the taste of the hachimi she drank 8 hours ago in her pussy juice
>>576611329
when do you consider a run to be glue? I keep hoping I might get luckier later but end up having a S+ uma...
>>576610170
>>576610947Bijin please...I can't handle two uma at once...
>>576611523
>15% guts and wit growth>Turf GI don't think I have the strength to pull and use her...
no one rolled for brickeyno brickedjin
what is yepper's personality besides being a dumb inbred hillbilly
Wish I had a club with a discord but doubt I'd hit 30mil
>>576611742
>>576611721
>>576611406Sure, I see no problem with that. Could you please post your ID so I can just drop in the chat for the danchou and the other officer to know who to accept/invite in case I'm not online?
I just remembered Mejiro McQueen has E dirt Aptitude, where are the Dirt Long races?
>>576611901>V is the invite bitch for danchou
I've been using carats to refill TP and I don't even feel bad.
>>576611887
Don't even play the game anymore, only auto forever.
>>576611994I'm not V. He's too busy.... chatting with Umama.
I can't fucking do this new scenario
>>576611083>schizos leaving the thread>negative
>>576612169Comforting to know that even the mentally ill can find love.
>>576611969
>>576612169I knew it
>>576612169SEX THEY'RE HAVING SEX
>>576612258I think it's actually more that most normal people would just chill in their respective club discords and only those that get off to epicly anonymously trolling would still be here.
>>576612080
>finally do ace runs>1st LH wont give hag tokens>2nd I dont get med s with 12* of med sparks>3rd migraine>4th no rainbows lowroll>5th night owlYeah Im giving up on this cm, back to parent runs
>just getting started>it's over before it began
Hello friends!!
>>576611874Don't make this harder for me...
>>576612419Now that I think about some uma could probably beat up bears
>>576612494howdy.
>>576612543>You give her flowers>She is completely mind-fucked by this gesture, running around the campus, telling all her friends about it
>>576612495thats a gif altoughbeit
>>576612494Shut the fuck up. We are not friends or even acquaintances. The fact that I share any space with you and have to compete for oxygen as you get to live another day greatly displeases me.DIE, MAMBO!
who needs discord when you've got /uma/?hell, i can call of you disgusting niggers without risking a ban on my uma account
>>576612561Kawakami Princess would one shot a bear easy. She can punch through a giant boulder.
>>576612561>He doesn't know
>>576612609acceptable, but not quite it
>save xoguris made by club members>they always win against anything I made in the practice roomsYeah I think this is the first CM where I genuinely think I cannot win.
>>576612494
>>576611901I think I'll pass. Last time I did that I got mocked. Thanks for the offer still. May apply next month if the timing is better.
>>576612675
>>576612424you can cut all of that for the 4th, this scenario is rainbows based, if you get rainbows you basically destroy any shop rng
>>576612639Fuck it, I'll roll. I stopped myself from dumping a second spark into the scenario banner anyway.
>>576613127
>>576612871Very well, anon. Thanks for the interest in joining.
>>576613005HAAAAH, fine! Since you are so persistent, here is your howdy doodle do and happy Thursday to you!
>>576613317mambo isn't this cute in the game, what the fuck?
Yeppers sure is cute huh? If I didnt dick pulled for tickezo. I might have rolled for her
>people would rather stay in A/B+ than join Uma&Cogrim
>>576613374too big. she needs to be as flat as a washboard. flatter than suzuka even. the kind of flat that you don't where ribs end and her chest begins. the kinda where the only bump being measured when taking her sizes is her nipples
>>576613317
sekkusu
>>576612494Ohayoo
>>576613132yeppers qt
I finally won a lobby
>>576613771Laurel isn't sexy or a succubus. It's time to stop this meme gaslight.
>>576613374I remember the owner tweeting about putting the horse in this swimsuit if Cygames sent one over
Join uma&co for bi-weekly erp sessions with Umama
>>576613524What's in it for me?
Sex
>>576614072>bi-weekly>not dailyI'm out.
>>576614072>bi-weeklymake it daily
>>576614186>>576614128Bi-weekly are one on one. Umama handles 2 people a day so it's whole club in 2 weeks.But we also have group jerkoffs on vc everyday if you are into that too
>>576613524more like Uma&Go away
>>576613953>isn't a succubusit will depend on how her lines are translated when she comes to global, and if her model poses during those just aren't that sultry as advertisedbut>isn't sexyto me, she is
>>576613524Yeah that's why Uma&Co never had any actual trouble despite not having any real quota.
>>576614072bi-weekly as in twice a week, or once every two weeks?
>>576614435looks quite round, I like it.
>>576614456it means every week if you like both men and women
>>576614435i do this before my cm finals
orenji
Auto really killed this thread, huh?
>>576614186>>576614128Didn't realize /uma/ was a chaser general. And I'm not talking about pace chasers, heh.
>>576615056I thought auto would give us more time to shitpost in the thread...
>>576615056I just finished a run and eating grapes now
SHAKE SHAKEROCK
>>576615056I can't autopost here sadly
I only just now realized these two have the same sire
Muddy green doesn't work this CM right
>>576615056I mean I'm doing manual runs but I don't have much to contribute either way.
>>576615056>>576615098>>576615151personally, i'm tpp distressed by the lack of 3*s i'm getting from my autoparent ryans, and the fact that her fan count is just getting higher and higher while i continue to farm that 3* power...
I like the redesign. Makes it looking nicer when planning out my pulls
>>576615275if it's not here i'd assume it works, but don't quote me on it, maybe someone with the skill can confirm you by trying it on a custom
>>576615193There was no reason for Fuku to go that hard on the drums
>>576615568NO REASON MENTIONED
>>576615628thats the guy from fire emblem fates
>>576615275>>576615456Muddy doesn't work this cm
What uma should I make lewds of to practice drawing?
>>576615275muddy is for soft and heavythe next cm is good
>>576615706Pearl
>>576615706Ardan pls
>good =/= soft, heavy>but wet condition affects boothbravo cygays
>>576615738>19k learnedlmao
>>576615706windy
>>576615686>>5766157382nd anon here, ohty both
>>576615656No.
>>5766157067 and you make Fuku lewds
>>576613132Fillies...
>top guy in https://uma.moe/circles/614073943 is doing 48m fans/day
>>576615942
>>57661570696, and you lewd laurel
>>576616074IS THAT A
>>576615706the uma you like the most
>>576616074Two Reasons
I have 13k carats right now, will I be able to spark Nakayama Festa?
>>576616065>top clubs are cheatingMore news at 11
What are my options for the GM selector other than ruby pwr?t. Late main
I have 10 T30 leftis autoing with carrats a positive trade?
>>576616231How far is she away?
man I have been lowrolling rianbows today, cant go above UG4 today, time to take a break...
>>576613953You're gay and retarded
>>576616387no
>>576613446Mambo game is cuter than the chopped anime version
>>576616379wit air groove and nature
>>576616387you spend 10 carats to do 2 auto runs earning up to 200 caratsdanchou needs those fans...
>>576616343>yandere rp>roleplays as kitaatleast do SiL. she even has the right facial structute for it
>>576616387Yes.>>576616379That depends on your collection
>>576616276ew
#SaveMambo
i like umamusumes
>>576610170im shocked that the vast majority didn't even budge from discord after the data breaches and the digital ID they were pushing a while back
>>576616737Have some balls and show our names, if you are so desperate for (You)s
>>576616804I hate you.
>>576616823For real let people know I'm worth poaching
>doing cm18 practice since dirt cm is already lost>this fucking Finemo keeps beating my ass 80% of the timewhats her secret
>>576616398Sep 19
>>576616737Mambwos...
>>576616805They never did the ID thing, at least not yet.
>>576616954For a spark? Not likely, maybe possible. To gamble anyway? Sure you got plenty
>>576616737>There's one with 6MHoly Leeching
>>576617097The best part is he's new and from /uma/ clubCan't make this shit up
>>576616920wedding Fine Motion is top tier. Possible Final corner accel and .35 speed along with kit neck & neck and changing gears
>>576617072Perfect. Gambling is exactly what I need for Festa.
>>576617247
>>576617314stop trying to make me pull, I literally cannot afford it
>>576617314Real city gals wouldn't say this
would Angling and Scheming ever work on pace?
>>576617314
>>576616912poacher mcpoach here. this is your super secret poach message. you know what to do next month.over & out.>>576617174he was slowing down quite a bit while in U. Club, not sure what's going on but I hope it's nothing beyond casual boredom
>>576617314this image would instantly vaporize a umatwt yurifag
>>576617439In theory, yeah. Position keep ends halfway through the race and if they proc enough skills to overtake a weak front they can proc angling. But thats relying on your opponent being bad, in which case you're likely already going to win.
>>576617535You realize trainer can be a woman, yes? And she still does that even if the trainer is set to woman? You're just as deranged as they are.
>>576616737How did this club managed to have people with A+ and D numbers at the same time?
>>576616737It's time for ze emergency plan
>>576617535Im a woman so it's still yuri
>>576617635danchud literally lets the first applicant in every single time
>>576616737>0
>>576617503Of course Curren the slut transformed the country bumpkin into a whore
>>576615798My heart
>>576617660Nice OC.Im gonna miss that if we go down for real
>>576610785Aiming to get a stronger hit with hog and maybe try to see if I can make Brickey less of a cheerleader. I'm happy enough with desu wa.
>>576616550It's 200 carat daily not per run dumbo
>>576616737Mambo is a joke
>>576617729ah the joys of a non-quota club with no structure, ambition, or unity.
>>576615798That Hishiama wedding outfit is so hot....They should allow us to mix and match uma outfits like that. I know Maru's swimsuit would also look very good on a lot of umas.
>>576617847proofs? one day im going to hit 777 in tt and come out my auto with 200 in a single run
>>576617635cuz dancho wont kick the bottom earners
>>576617535Yuritrannies are here too so don't think this is like your safe haven
>>576616737He just has to do this simple trick/uma/dachis having a GOOD TIME ~ get 50 mill a month and stay alive
>>576616737My club is way worse, I wish I was in Mambo
>>576617660I'm afraid this is it.I won't scatter your sorrow to the heartless clubs... I won't see you end as flatliners. You're all diamonds
we jonging?
>>576618281Let's Jong, i want revenge for yesterday
Jiggie please.
Bros! Important question!Are future paid Uma gacha banners purchased with paid carats? Or do you need to buy packs from the shop?I need to know, can i pay for carats today to buy umas banner later?
>>576618473Shut up jigger, this is a jong thread
>>576618549Paid carats, so you can buy now and save yes
>>576617590huh interesting I just tested it and my McQueen was behind my Seiun Sky, who popped A&S as she always does on the final cornerthen McQueen overtook her eventually and popped A&S, it must have been at the very last frame of the final corner because it looked like they were already out in the final straight by that pointso it does indeed work, and she ended up winning
>>576618549Scamcha banners are bought with paid carats, selectors with hard cash
>>576618549You mean the scam gachas? They're all straight carats. Only tickets are shop stuff.
>>576618380alright let's GOMajsoul Friends Room 93565(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=93565JOIN
>>576618617By that point you are at max speed and you got 0 benefit from it
>>576618593>>576618668>>576618669So i can literally buy monthly packs for three months and then get a new uma for free? Insane ty ty
>>576618732but she WON!
>>576618575Didn't ask jogger
>>576618772Or a Mcqueen dupe, but yeah. I consider uma scamchas of better value than the support ones
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>>576608210How long does she last?
>>576618772>buy monthly packs for three months and then get a new uma for free>new umaThere's a reason they are called scam banners anon. If you want guaranteed new uma you get the selector tickets, you also get free 1500 paid carats too
>>576618281>>576618380>>576618690Sorry bros but no jong for me today, too much work to do
>>576617737Yukino is not retarded, she agreed to do it
>>576619076>>576618947If i have like 6 3star umas, i think i'm fine
jong a bong long
>>576619076I'm saving my carats for the step up banner, that one looks so good.
>>576619076Ironically enough, I've had better luck with card scam gachas than I've had with Uma scam gachas.
>>576618690IT'S 2/4 PLEASE JOIN SOME JONG PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
Am I cursed by Shiraoki?
>>576617623sorry anon but twitter trannies never care about female trainers
>>576619305I could never save paid carats, the urge to daily paid pull is too strong
jong has 4 players like the 4 seasons and 4 big g1s. jiggie has infinite players like a whore.
>Offspring of Tamamo Cross and granddaughter of Oguri Cap >They're besties who sync up perfectly >Both are habitual tongue-outersReady Aiko (Oguri Granddaughter) (the one from the Oguri nap pic) and Tomiken Brillar (son of Tamamo Cross)
>>576619371I can do one (uno) game.
>>576619371NOOOOOOOOO MY IMAGE
>>576619518awfully cute
they grow up so fast
WE WILL NEVER FILL A JONG ROOM ANYMORE
>>576619782It will fill at midnight
>>576619782I will learn how to play soon and then join regularly, don't worry
WE DID IT MY CRYING WORKED
>>576619782literally no one knows how to play muhjohn
>>576619782We actually played one yesterday without you, sorry.
>>576619782Helios would not play Mahjong (game for boomers)
>>576620003nyo.........
>>576619735That's why umas are dangerous
my trainer ghosted me...
>>576620089from kid to milf in one year?
>>576620039HER SEIYUU LOVES JONG
>>576619305>step up bannerWhat is it? Give me info bro
>>576620137lol, get back to independent training, ryan. no one wants to see your ugly mug while they farm for stam sparks
i just realized that new fags are literally forever fucked in this gamehow the fuck do you catch upnot having kitamlb is already a massive problem
Cool my first UF. Also is the next white spark upgrade on UF or UE?
I think someone asked about if someone had seen Light Hello tokens and a facility level up happen on the same turn
>>576620294the catch-up happens over time, as old cards are rotated out, newfags roll for new cards and, in time, have an equal deck as an oldfag
>>576620294>not having kitamlb is already a massive problemAs a local newcutie i can i say, i just bought acc with Kita
>>576620227Not that guy, but from what I can see it's something that will be out by the 3rd anniversary. Here's a stolen post from reddit. Just for information if anyone cannot read the details of this Step Up Gacha You can select 10 3* characters or 10 SSR cards before pulling and only 10 characters/10 SSR cards that you have selected will be appeared if you hit the 3% pool. Once after you did 1st 10 pulls, you will not able to change the list of 10 characters/10 cards that you selected anymore. The characters and cards that you can select will include all 3* and SSR that were released before the 3rd anniversary date on 24 Feb 2024. There is guarantee to get 1 3*/SSR from step 3 and 4 which will secure you to get 1 from 10 that you have selected. (But since you cannot change the list, this mean you will have 10% chance to get dupe at step 4) Step 5 will let you pick 1 from 10 from the list that you have picked and will guarantee to get that 3*/SSR.Remark- Totally 5,000 paid gems are required to reach step 5 for each banner. Total 10,000 paid gems if you plan to pull both character and card.- Overall if you not lose to 10% dupe rate at step 4, it's 5,000 paid gems in exchange for 3 or more new characters which 2 or more are random from 10 that you select and 1 will be your main target.- May not good for card if you have only few SSR that waiting more dupe to merge or aiming to full merge 1 or 2 cards at this moment.For character, I actually like this way more than last year guarantee 3* banners anyway since you can make your own pool list and secure yourself to get some new characters that you want. Last year was separated into groups by dev and it's pretty hard to avoid getting dupe.
>roll for this or..>you have to roll for that or...>if you don't roll you'll suffer...I AM NOT FUCKING ROLLING SUPPORT CARDS
>>576620667go back
>>576610898Then what will I use my borrow on? I have all the other alternatives for late/end MLB already.
>>576620785the MLB Pal
>>576620227A new gacha with paid carats only
I want to get off GL's wild ride
>>576620748based uma enjoyer. fuck the cards, give me more horse
>>576620845Light Hello is MLB already as well
>>576620968AWOOOOGA SEX SEXOOO SEX
>>576620667get in
>>576619735>>576620089>>576620145KONNA NI OOKIKU NARIMASHITA
0LB is good enough
>>576620227It's 5k paid carats total >Select 10 umas (or cards if you are doing that)>1st 10 roll is 500, 2nd is 700, they are normal rolls>3rd is 1000 carats and will have at least one of the umas you selected>4th is 1300 and will have at least one of the umas you selected >5th is 1500 and you will pick which of the 10 umas to get
>>576620857This and the fuckass wheel really helps to play catchup, but it still does cost a bunch of money to do so.
>>576620857@umagrok explain this to me
>>576620707>>576620857>>576621078Sounds good but>third anniDamn..
>>576620137this happened to me except with a real person and it sucks. I'll never know what I did wrong.
>>576621302Pokkute
>>576621264Professional ghoster here,I know it's been like 6 months after your heartfelt message but I am not good with laying myself bare and open even with the most trivial things and have been trying to come up with a good reply but I haven't found one yet so you better hope I grow a spine and just porn or a fire emoji before the year is up. I might have made a new discord without telling you so you can speculate if I'm dead or not since I have controlled myself from changing my pfp because you might reach out again if I do. You are not the problem.
Does Digitan have any sexual experience?
>>576620857step up gachas are scams btw
the RAPED
>>576618690Like I said I only had time for one. GGs though and thanks for hosting!
>>576618690Revenge obtained
>>576618690gg, lots of big hands and fun!
>>576621632poor or retarded, call it
>>576621632You literally get minimum one uma from 10 you want and one you selectAnd that's the bare minimum of course if you are a giga lucklet
>>576621739>>576621737>>576621701if I don't die from a heat stroke I can host another one later agane
>>576621868Stay strong bro... praying for you
>>576621502not relevant to my situation but good for you I guess. he knew I had problems but then suddenly gave up on me and I'll never know why.
>>576617174He wanted a place to chill for the month and you guys have no quotas, can't blame him.
Not bad
>>576618473the jigmeister has heard your cryhttps://jiggie.fun/cSc2Ek>https://jiggie.fun/cSc2Ekhttps://jiggie.fun/cSc2Ek>https://jiggie.fun/cSc2Ekhttps://jiggie.fun/cSc2Ek
>>576620404This has to be photoshopped
>>576620968Too indecent and fertile
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOOmyM0XsXI
>>576620968M-mommy...
>>576619371>>576618690Niggas make your mind up. I came in around noon because you usually have it around then but here it is an hour earlier
>>576622748you gotta be wary all the time....
Can the Jong host kick you or is it like rooms in uma where you can't get kicked?I'm getting so annoyed by their off topic garbage I'm thinking of downloading their shitty game and joining their rooms to sabotage them
does Rhein Kraft actually die in her story?
>>576622403It can, same with hint. But istg it's much rarer
>>576610785I took the first usable version of each and will collect my group B participation rewards
That nerd with the big headxneeds to stop making me horney
>>576622818You can be kicked. And the requirement to join is not to have a collab character nya
>>576622874Dirty Mackie...
>>576622956Hello Super Creek my beautiful wife
>>576622660This reminds me of a post made around the time Haru Urara died- "Why are people drawing Umas in heaven when they're supposed to be reincarnations of the IRL horses? The IRL horse dying means the Uma's journey has just begun. Don't be sad, celebrate and cherish the cycle of life by drawing Umas giving birth instead."
>>576622829No, she just fell into a coma
Why is there no dirt longs?
this wouldn't be a problem if umajong actually used their discord...yet all we discuss is bricked and autis/uma/
>>576623059I think spechan is lovely
There's umajong club but there's no umajiggie club. Curious!
At least after this CM we're back to sovlful CMs with three aces teams~
Cock and ball torture, like Mr CB suggested
>>576623131real lifethe belmont stakes is only 2400m
>>576623238why does she say "mentor" in quotes
>>576623303>>576619548What the hell
Mare training
>>576623162speaking of Autis/uma/Rank 800 tomorrow
>>576622993She's probably not getting first ever but it'd be nice if I got to see it once
>>576623335Why is there no dirt longs irl?
>>576619518hons cute
>>576623381Pick on someone else
>>576623301I always choose this option.
Scarlet is so fucking eroticI want to pin her down and cum carelessly inside her while she cries
>>576620404Thank you for sharing if this is real
Tokyo Daishoten used to be 3000m before it got bitched
>>576623628Tears of joy, right?
Steal the top earners from ExcelUma
The slot machine mechanics are starting to feel more and more blatant
>>576623495Not till your Danchou fixes the club or quits being a Danchou. You guys were one of the funniest clubs before that idiot took over
>>576623381>only 3 dudes above 30millrough
horses would bang humans if they could irluma musume should show that aspect of horses
>>576623345benis park cannot speak japanese, so her dialogue is framed in brackets to show that she is speaking french and what you are seeing is a translated dialogue. expect this to turn into random french words being mixed in for the localization.
Gold City is so hard to handle.
>>576623268>he lacks critical information
Which club kicked a member a week before rewards and gloated about it?
>>576624079Thanks rwby
>>576624079Ruby would say this
>>576623693No, it's rape
>>576623937that's a lot better
Why did it have to be wit....
>>576624061Mambo unironically
>>576624061Mambo. Unironically
>Yeppers hot spring ticket on 2nd manual run
>>576624271Banchou smart
>>576624079Huh? I don't fuck at all
>>576624273>>576624291he was kicked on the 13th and then had a schizo meltdown for the whole month ackshully
>>576623796Former dancho rugpulled the entire club, it's been a lost cause since that moment
>>576623268very sovlful
>>576624273>>576624291Thought it was Autisma
>>576624079Ruby please keep making my self esteem worse.
>>576624513stop nooticing
>>576624324Yeppers pits!
>>576622993Hoping dirty Mackie wins at least once so I can try to get screenshots like this.
>>576624352
what if you told teio you prefer french teio
Good night friends!!!
>>576616920prolly a kit full of dangerous carryover
>>576624796gn
>>576624457Lots of clubs lost a Danchou and did fine. Their previous Danchou was way better at advertising the cluh, new Danchou gave up instantly
>>576624457When did he rugpull?
why does yeppers talk like that
>>576623238>>576623937GOD I wanna fuck a french uma so bad...
>>576624884All clubs who had danchou changes all failed. There's too many to count.
>>576624796umasumi
I'm going to touch Mambo's bum.
>>576624607Yeppers has tits?? wtf
>>576624592It was Autis/uma/ >>572506615. I guess they got what they deserve
>>576625085Not mine...
>>576624324giggity
>>576625058what if cygames said the best you'l get is this?or the keiba one?
>>576625085Not really, bricked had multiple Danchous and are fine, AlmondLove I think did better with their new Danchou? Mambo basically stayed just as shit as they always were
>>576624780Teio is only likable because she's a clingy brat.
>>576625367Brick is the most cucked club thoughnevereverbeit
>>576625213
>>576623381autis/uma/bwos...
>>576625367Almondlove flipflopped between A and A+ while post Tama rebranding we were more consistently in A+ well until this month....
>>576625468I look like this
>CM18 is all just KeenDom564 solo ACE AGAINkill this fucking strat already
>>576625238>Mambo and Autis/uma/ are the only clubs that kick midmonth>both got raped and droped out of A+ Good job making everybody hate you, retards
Two more weeks before I unbrick myself...
>>576625503Can I have a hug?
mares
>>576625779I wish to be marked by a horny mare....
I am so tired of Grand Live already...Will Grandmasters be any better
>>576625846Haha...
>>576625845How is one "marked"?
>>576625910Say it ain't so...
It could be that Nice Nature is the key to all of this.
>>576625914Up to the mare. Some are more subtle about it than others.
>>576625058would you really fug a fr*nch
>>576625846Do you like different colored coins?
>>576625914bites are one way
>>576626072Yes I am autistic
>>576626061only that one honestly
>>576622874may I see the pasa deck pls
>>576626078need a woman to constantly leave a bite mark on my body in a easily visible spot so everyone can see everytime who i belong to.
You haven't lost a daily legend race yet right?
>>576626349if you're blocked, you're blocked.
Which uma would flash me?
>>576626269
>>576623689INARI NUMBER ONE
>>576623843And the dudes are danchou, officer and the guy recruited five days ago who is an ex-danchouGrim.
>>576626420She'd do it with every win if she could get away with it
>>576626420Ikuno Dictus. Ikuno Dictus will do anything sexual. She is a super kinky and masochistic. She would let you pee into her asshole if you wanted.
>>576626420SiL even if she doesn't have any tits.
>>576624740>>576624780Sex with LunaSex with SpeedSex with TeioSex with French Teio
>>576626550I think I like her
>Smart Falcon>no Wit growth
>>576626672She's cool and versatile as end/late. Glad I pulled her for the cingrey maymay
>>576625846You trade drunk uma for brown uma, that's a plus for some people.
>>576626837More like dumb falcon lmaoooo
idk why UIJHKN FHJKWFs hujig bynkweA EAHBNGJUEASHJ GUAE NHBJEGAFWS HJAE HJEAG FHJAE HJB EAHJNAEGHJWA HJBd ie please just do it
>>576626860gives amazing standing paizuri too
>>576626984Did V break up with you?
Finally
>>576626984lower your cortisol level umama
>brown
>>576627158Brown... LOVE
>>576626984Fuck off
Ready for CM18!
>>576627158kris sex
Lobby??8515699485156994
>>576627212>>576627249Oh yes
>>576627068i ahvent sen hims todtadayd
>>576627240thanks for being a massive retard
>>576627068I bet he did
>>576626038>>576626078Interesting. I just thought it was a term rather than an actual marking.
Inari one more like Inari last
I overslept and now I'm really hungry
>>576627416The one I like the most is where Fuji Kiseki stored her ear accessory on the car's cabinet after knowing trainer will meet with a woman. Too bad I cant be assed to search my gallery for it
>>576627372?
>>576627549Have you tried eating?
SUPER CREEK'S OPPAI I NEED TO SUCK THEM AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
>>576621632Just read the fine print/odds like any gacha and you'll be fine.
>>576626269>>576626460>Declines offer>Gets upset because you didn't push I hate women.
Was this an improvement?
>>576627549Why is Umama sad
>>576627784Yes
>>576627784It's easier to read yeah
>>576627805When isn't umama having a melty
Too little stam, og i got another2085040220850402
>>576627562That's real cute. I am glad most Umamusume aren't possessive and clingy like that.
>>576627772In all seriousness, it's better to get to close to Aruvu by not pushing. She's not actually like this. Pushing only pushes her away, to the point that trainer doesn't and just starts doing stuff she likes while not being completely overt about it. One of my favorite examples is that trainer realizes she likes dogs so trainer starts getting little dog trinkets and putting it all over the club room, which she very much likes.
>>576626984didn't you say you felt good earlier?
>>576627549Wish Mirako would look at me like she looks at those hot dogs.
>>576619518cute
>>576627521What happens if I say yes a thousand timesss?
>>576627917When he isn't taking his estrogen pills
>>576628053im ok now
>>576628207Where is the funny in that?
>>5766279351 more to join pls
KISEKIthat's all
>>576628027>Just wants space for herself.>Appreciates the kindness shown to her if it's casual.This is the kind of distance I love to have in my relationships.
>>576627935So this is how Group B will look, no xoguris
Granny...
>>576620707Can someone @ Lightbirb and ask him to math out 5k Paid carrots vs 5k Paid carrots spent on daily pulling?
>>576628173thank goodness!
>Smart Falcon BUT actually smart
>>576627935Pls join, we need one more
>>576620707That's magnitude better than old school cygays scamchas (which we get now)
>>576628636umama is stinky no
>>576628527Daily pulling is never worth
Would it be funny if I ran GL without any pals?
>>576628808>brokie
I'm here to say that I find Taiki Shuttle very cute.
>>576628817You are going to be less consistent but your highroll is going to be very high
Debuffer Deck?
Aruvu is literally me
Damn i forget to make a screenshoot My late rickey probably doesnt have right skills... damn
>>576628910>piggymama
>>576629092up your ass
Are you rolling for anything this month?
>>576628910Rich or poor there's no reason to do it in Uma's current gacha system. Other games have a standard banner where you can hit pity/spark. Daily pulls here make sense.The only time it makes sense to daily pull is for a 10-pull savings over the course of the event/banner.
>>576629212Aston Machan desu
>>576629212im not rolling for shit until ramonu man
>>576628910>faggot
>>576629212Tact if she's half anni. Unless she ends up being a good parent, and it ends up being Epiphaneia, I probably won't roll and just dump rolls into support card.
>>576629278You're replying to a troll anon
I am eating zapiekanki againcan we get a jong room going?
>>576629212I roll every day with my daily pulls gwo
>>576629424wild pole spotted
>>576629306Who?
there's nothing worth rolling for this month
>>576629212NEW YEARS KITA DIA INTO RAMONU + MR.CB (UMA) AND THEN BOBO WIT
>>576629424Watch it be 1/4 instead of 2/4 this time.
>576629375bro thinks he's part of the team
I'm sad estrogen doesn't make me better at umamusume. It just makes me want to cuddle my worthless umas
>>576629489>p*le spottedI'm gonna puke
oh fuck he said this monthwell whatever
>>576629489fuck you I lost about 10kg since this time last year and am now at 84kg
>>576629212Holding spark until Festival Tama
I'm rolling for Ruby and Halloween cards & Halloween Doto & Aston Machan.
should i run the nonce squad again for cm18 or should i swap maya out for yeppers for team mares
>>576629212
>>576629824you should stop flatlining desu
>>576629372>straightard
>>576629824Yeppers is better cunny than Maya
>>576629212I probably wont roll for anything because i want to max both ramonu and ks miracle guts
>>576629925i didnt gwoghagho
>>576629375That would be funny if they made Epi a mandatory parent for nige and senko with an evolved inherit lol
Are you gaslighting yourself about how the new club cutoffs will drop when half TP ends yet?
>>576629824You should retire umas who already got lead singer role in Ms. Victoria
>>576630164Danchode said they will and I believe her
Is Umama going to have a melty again after getting humiliated in rooms again
> Remaking my 6 stam 3 guts seiun as 9 stamBless auto training
>>576629824Run Yeppers and I'll run team cunny in your place.
>>576630164global t100 cutoff is above jp right now
>>576630156Stop responding to yourself
>>576630256>9 stam>0 whites>3 front runnerLooks good!
>>576630373JP doesn't have half off though.
>>576629824maya is a mare tho???
>>576630373The world was strong
>>576630380melty
>>576630254he won the last one though against the newcutie and my total jobber comp
>>576630254already did
>>576630496But we failed the falco event
next jiggums https://jiggie.fun/Tann>https://jiggie.fun/Tannhttps://jiggie.fun/Tann>https://jiggie.fun/Tannhttps://jiggie.fun/Tann
>>576630254Why are you shitposting about him, V
I wish I had umas actually capable of running the CM already to join the rooms
STEGO DEITY GOD CHAD
>>576630565Global is team Curren
>>576630254when isn't he having a melty
>finally get all my event chains to finish and succeed>speed speed is 200 (400) below target>no medS2 questions for my remaining runs:Do I even want See Ya Later on an end closer? Debuffers are mostly going to lag back, they won't trigger it. Her only real way would be to get ahead of my digitan then stop gaining ground. Seems like a hail mary.Do I even want Professor of Curvature? It's got like a 1 in 4 chance to wiff on the accel zone, meanwhile it's window to carryover is microscopic. Is anyone forgoing POC this CM?
cant wait to expose these faggots when cm titles go public
>>576630373now compare t10
you guys got your hogs ready right?
>>576630742>anon thinks inari will always be in 9th and can never proc SYL
>>576630742will lose to someone with 1200 speed and medium S
>>576630842I got a couple good hogs to test.
>>576630742>Do I even want See Ya Later on an end closerIf you're taking LH in your decks not only for that skill, yes. See https://hakuraku.moe/umalogs?tab=skill and sort by end closer> Do I even want Professor of CurvatureIt's always been a mediocre+ skill (compared to 3s duration ones) you mostly pick if you have nothing better to get
>>576629212Thinking of monkey rolling 10 on seeking the pearl and doto banner.
Good morning /uma/
KIMI TO
https://x.com/WorldPool/status/2085367552121741721Lemaire ranked his top 5 horses he has ridden in his career1. Almond Eye2. Equinox3. Vodka4. Divine Proportions5. Pride
Makes you wonder how trainers stop themselves from laying their hands on their trainess
How material is Cafe's friend? Could she slap me or is she stuck with telekinesis?
>>576631174Trainers aren't rapists, the umas are
>>576631092Why live if this can't be real...
>>576630842Yes. Second ace still not achieved though. Maybe I'll just run 2 dominators in the end.
>>576631092Running my fingers across Suzukas firm and slender tummy, holding her tightly in my arms while giving her a kiss on the neck and sniffing her wonderful scent... whispering good morning beautiful into her ears while she wraps her arms around me too.
>>576631163>@christo68914587Incredible>European>Top horses are JapFucking WEEEEEEEEEEEEEB
>>576631092I look like this.
>>576629109I wish to be smacked by Air Groove
>>576631163himbaGOD
>>576631092its not morning tho
>>576631317me on the right
>>576631174Most are married men and teenage umas don't wash properly so theres a visceral disgust thing going on!
>>576631174Its called being a professional you creep.
>>576631245oink oiknk
>>576631174Now I understand irl teachers
>>576631370YWNBAU
SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP
>>576631302And yet you posess none of the divine radiance that Suzuka exudes.
>>576631370Almond Eye would say that, yes
>>576631229
>>576631490Rape (You)
>>576631390>chiyo>lenWtf I love Ai now...
How far out is the next must pull banner? I'm seriously about to drop everything I have for yeppers...
>>576629212I haven't played in a year, i came back and rolled these i already gad biwa and burbon but i had like 50k free carots and i got all the other rare ones including burbons alt outfit and and air grooves wedding dress
>>576631229me me me that's me I look like that I wear that at the onsen with him comfy times ryokan hahahahahahahAHAhgbSAhgbAhahgaHGH
>>576631584late november/early december. So you would have plenty of time to save.
>>576631490YWNBAU
>>576631390A mare is fine too.
>>576631639will Hayashi's SEA cock shut you up
>>576631639YWNBAU
>>576631584Just voucher her in 4 months
>>576631864Why are you talking about yourself in third person?
glad umama doesn't like my oshi
>>576631584Weird choice. Ramonu is in December which is supposedly the next must pull (I'm skipping and pulling Bobo + baseball McQueen instead). Then speed Pasa in April.
Tracen allows students to wear something like this!?
who the fuck is umama
only creeps unironically have sweep, maya or nishino as their oshi90% likely to be incels too
>>576632115dont worry about it
can we go back to talking about mambo or /uma/ club or something not this annoying tranny
>>576631732>>576631920meds, troon
>>576632115>>576632205aV
Uh oh A club melty
He is a attention whore so he will always force himself as the thread topic
im upapa
>>576631584If you have 30k go for itIt's crazy how they are telling you to skip her when we are getting 800 pulls before Ramonu
>>576623394longs are unpopulardirt is unpopularthe closest you'll get is the Mongol Derby which is a hybrid of dirt and grass
>>576632414*herself
Biwa is the only honse i wanted so now i just randomly pull, never spent a penny
>>576632449proof?
>>576632414Stop being jealous
>>576632495Why are you such a kiss-ass?
If I want to mutate an uma for a different racing style do I need A or is B enough?
This could be you.
>>576632205yes and yesNishino is my oshi and Mayacchi my lobby uma btw
>[-]>Filters updated
>>576632205if i have to be branded a creep to like mayaso be itme on the left (0.4 accel)
>>576632701>mayafag is a troon
>>576632505
Cute Umas taking their shoes off after a long day and being flustered at how smelly, cheesy and vinegary their feet are!
I can't wait to leave my club and this horrible general forever next month
>>576632784Feeding this thing to Biwa
>jealous
>>576632819What stopping you from leaving right now
>>576632205I unironically think Mayano is funny
real maya hours
Mayano Top Gun? More like Mayano dumb ass ha!
>>576632819I'm planning to disband
OUR GUY pulled Yeppers!
>>576632891Monthly gibs
>>576632995Not even halfway through the month just find another club
Man, daiwa scarlet fucked up my psycheI can't stop nutting to her
How does she keep winning?
>>576632951falseshe has wit growth
>>576632205sweepy is too erotic to not love her
>>576632959That would be doing us a favor honestly>>576633051Researching clubs that aren't here this month so I don't join another gay one
>>576632995are you planning to take more than a week to find another club?
>>576633060
>>576632904If you like Maya you better pull her bestie
Can't the hachimi hackerman cook up something that refrains from displaying all these random players' 3LB borrows and save us from J*ps' UI design?
>>576633171holy larperyou're here foreverjust go away already
>>576633060ICHIBAN
>>576633263That's an oxymoron
>>576633171Which club?
>>576632951Does this look like a dumb uma to you?
>>576633210
How many independent trainings to get 1mil/day?
>>5766335081
>>576630885>>576630978reading comprehension>>576631020neat tool. seems consistent across all styles a ~60% hit chance but i'm still not sure how much I trust it. Fronts are the only ones that frequently hit twice from pace chasers closing in on them close to late race. Everyone else either hits early or not at all.I don't like it, but I guess it's worth it.
>>576633508120% 40 race clank is 1.1M already
Nishino is a cutie
My ulala failed a 2% training then lost her debut race so I glued her and uninstalled the game
>>576633658>>576633658>>576633658
aaaaah~
>>576633506
>>576629212I'm at 75k carats so I want to snack on this banner, but with Blaze Brian, Kitasan forma Blanco, and Helios before Ramonu wit, I don't want to go too crazy especially since I want to pull for Laurel and Nyo Universe after that.
>>576633692I will wait for the real thread
>>576633858it's fine schizo
>>576633720She's so fucking sexy
>>576633720Yanno, having your wife acting like a mother for you all the time is a recipe for no sex for a very long time.......
>>576634148Good. Intimacy is scary
>>576622561Indecent lovey dovey breeding sex with Still
>>576629212I have 3 umas to pull soon so no
