Previous: >>576509134https://www.twitch.tv/ewc_allianzvault_en> TEKKEN! CARTOON | Alisa Bosconovitch ~Too much Love~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG2ge33StWc>Bob Gameplay Reveal Trailerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp1BF4Ov55A>Nakatsu resigns from Tekken Projecthttps://x.com/nkt_dreamer/status/2061296807259595212>Patch noteshttps://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=3225>Season 3 plans:https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=2380>Wavu Wikihttps://wavu.wiki/t/Main_Page>Glicko2 rating + player searchhttps://wank.wavu.wiki/abouthttps://ewgf.gg/>Terminologyhttps://wavu.wiki/t/Jargonhttps://wavu.wiki/t/Notationhttps://glossary.infil.net/>Moves Datahttps://okizeme.gg/https://tekkendocs.com/>Tekken 8 Character Overviewshttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1CG-ZUE6EqqQk7QSfc1feddeS8411f8t38EMFQ1Le9Cc/edit?tab=t.0>Tekken 8 important moves for each characterhttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTsgbCJNSTKajMNlJvQleJOl0eTiEcV-PbeU0obDg1lsSqmz0lTtcD2k6NzfTPt7Db9Ua2dz1o_34Sv/pubhtml#>Fundamentals guide for Tekken 8https://docs.google.com/document/d/15ZQy6eD31dnu6ZzXliRQdVxtB9oT_ub-yCb00RVS0q0/edit?tab=t.0#heading=h.64pwd7lfnzip
anal with Anna
anal with Leo
>>576614498>pakistan is overruled by millionaires
anal with nina
damn
>doesn't believe in his main>losekill all tiernogs (law is low tier btw)
>>576614478>he's above average>he's not even in the top 50%
>>576614686This but with Anna
Btw every korean today has had to play on p2, they know the setups are fucked
>>576614505Cumming to Lili NOW>Literally all Pakistan players won their gamesholy fuck this is almost embarrassing
>>576614826>>576614686>>576614505plapping these whores
liliposter you make the best OPs...
>>576614853noticer columbo anon exposing them mohammed jews
>>576614971Lili is the only whore in this pic thoughbeit
>>576614971two virgins and lili
>>5766151433 virgins with the cameraman (me)
They're just like us...
>Marvel Kekken
>>576615315>playstation publishing llcoh no
nina is a virginlili is a virginanna lost her virginity to her late husband
SF6 keeps winning by providing the bare minimum
anna didn't get to consummate her marriage with that mobster before nina killed him btw
capcom wonned
if i'm engaged to anna i'm 100% plapping her b4 marriage
>>576615315>top negative reviews are from linuxfags crying about compatibilityit's the kind of problem that gets brought up at the beginning and forever taints the game's image in the minds of the secondary/tourist audience that keeps fighting games alive. trannies will find any excuse to not actually play fighting games while pretending to champion the genre and lecture people about supporting their local fgc
Lilianon...I miss you so much...Come back...I need you...
lilianon moved onto deadlock and i get to enjoy her every week
>>576614505Jesus christ with the OP image, I had to jerk off immediately
>>576615639kissable <3>>576615090>>576614826
>japs trying to win in tekkenlulmao
>>576617034neanderthal
Lilianon is too much of a weirdo to play online multiplayer games
if the chairman can lose weight then what's stopping cbm?
>>576617556food?
the gene is stored in fat
>mangja vs matsubahard to think of a matchup I'd care about less
whats stopping u from getting some buitchwes
i would never call a woman a buitchw
Any1 wanna head to the kill room wit me? (Pizzagate reference)
>gettin pegged by anna
yeah. guess who says it. the buitchwes haver
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psPH5Z_VJc0phidx got cucked (again)
>>576617034Whoever said that Kunimitsu is the girl that takes facials the best may be onto something
>>576614686Nina looks shockingly good with short hair. I almost don't miss the ponytail.
will arslan winned
more like arslan trash!!!!
where are the clives
cherryberrymango?more like cuntbadmanners!!!!
cbm cheeseburger burger macdonalds
Still haven't gotten rid of the glue attached to my scalp
More like CuntBenderMcLovin
im buying tokon
im buying beast of reincarnation
im buying nothing (i already have gt7)
>>576620284nothing makes good phones check em out
Buzama da na
Never Stop Believing!!!
>cbm eliminating the claudio fraudyou love to see it
the Jin subhuman eliminated and did what??
that's exactly how you handle pakistan. put them under the same pressure and they crumble like a cookie.
where's the passionwhere's the energy
they know they are losing tomorrow anywayonly the people who know they have a chance to win it all have energy
>>576620794>YEAAAAAH I JUST MADE 300 BUCKS
everyone who made it to day 2 is guaranteed 20k so yeah they should be pumped
Tag assist slop blended in American capeshit and published by Sony?No thanks
it takes a lot of passion to play tekken 8
KNEE IS DEAD
>>576621163phase 2*if you didn't go 0-2 you make 12k as well so i guess even winning one set in the group stage is something to be psyched about
it takes a lot of poverty to keep a gtx gpu for 10 years
Arselan Ass
I
exposed
الله أكبر
the trannies fear the terrorist
Why tf is the tokon reviews getting spammed by fucking linux trannies? Didn't even think they played fighting games
>open twitter and this is one of the first things I see
>no funny fan animationsyeah i'm sure that's the first thing that happens when character models hit the web
tokon sounds gay
>>576624357they are fighting for your rights you imbecileTOOOOO PARRRRRRRTTTEEEEYYYYY
perfect for you then
windows 11 is the gamer's operating system of choice. fake operating systems like macos or linux are for trannies that rape each other. games not working on them is a good filter to have for the safety of communities
im having mushroom omelette and french fries
sounds like ranjeet would say to keep his job
Capcom Won
>sounds like ranjeet would saysays mudasaar
mufasar was in lions king
men? huge fan
>win>character gets nerfed>lose>character gets buffedrepeat the cycle>make shit tekken>people unhappy>fix the shit in the next tekken>wow guys they fixed it let's buyrepeat the cycle for 20 yearsthey found the glitch to infinite money
4M sales when
im gay
can we meme boruto in tekken 8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Uf4PcgE8gABandai Lost
>>576624773cooking is like tekkenyou have to enjoy the process of getting to the end more than the result or otherwise it'll feel like a waste of time
i only click on thread themes
THREAD THEME:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Uf4PcgE8gA
cooking is like tekkenI'm waiting for indians to deliver the good ass fast food slop
fast food makes you depressed
makes you fat* which makes you depressed
What's up guys fyodor5 here hope you're all doing awesome as always
>>576626903>thought it was gonna be quake 5>nah it's just a level pack that doesn't even look better than fanmade ones
>>576627452it's free, which is more love than any tekken has ever gotten.this is how you celebrate 30 years of a franchise.a new quake is coming anyway tho
>>576624773Fattest fuck meme I've ever seen. I sometimes ponder the inequity in life and wonder if indeed there are barriers put in place which make inaccessible social climbing and then stumble across goy shit like this from retarded niggas who've never cooked anything A chicken breast takes only 7 minutes to cook you fat fuck
>>576627601>it's freeso are fanmade mods, this is nothing special.
>>576627684it has new dogs.
my dogs are hungry!
dogs are for needy cucks, cats are for free and intelligent men
it's over
We're actually almost in Season 4 and Lei Wulong's first appearance in Tekken 8.
season 3 is the latest tho
havent played since clive
i'm subscribing to netflix to not miss gta vi pre-rendered cutscene trailer
>>576628346easy there lovecraft
what does Lovecraft LOVEs? he crafts love? craves?
I'll get hbo max on Christmas to watch the new Harry Potter joint
the only gtas I played were 3 and vice city
We won't play Bob. We'll be rewatching the GTA VI gameplay in loop.
>GTA VI gameplay>MGS4 PC portGood luck to Tekken and Murray
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYMOU2dBPZw
>>576629462the worst mgs
i only watch niche movies because im superior to normal folks
i'm normal toocheersAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFIEIFIDIFIDFDF
cheers im on the gin like the past 8days or something it’s all a bit blurry
I decided to main Lydia
What if Crispy Cloe and Tasty Steve had a kid?
>>576629524i'm not gonna call you names because i actually respect special needs people
cloe is t4t… such a shame…
>>576630820now this is how you start to fix your life
It's a Pakistan EWC. I told you guys. It's in the DNA, the genes. Until they clone the Pakis from Lahore in a Resident Evil laboratory, you are not going to get good at Tekken. It's literally over for you and for me. You will not be good as whiff punishing. You will miss punishments, forget the frames easily, you will get stomped by Asuka or Zafina's parries online. Why do you continue to play Tekken if you don't have the Paki genes? Even the best EU players are PAKIS, they are curry smelling shits but good at the game. It sucks man, it's so unfair...
brownkken 8
>>576631991The Germans great at Tekken are all Brown. France and Spain too. It's literally a buff for Tekken. You see the poor The_Buff_Guy from NA? The poor Kaz main? He makes me sad. The lad, he doesn't know. He's trying so hard... You can see him getting tilted so much while playing, and trying to learn Tekken. But the reality is that he's battling a lost battle, he's trying to fight his White ancestry, his own genes, and that doesn't work, it will never work. He's already hit his plateau... His skill ceiling has been reached, from his hands, and his brain, it's literally OVER.
i don't need paki genes. korean or japanese genes would be enough for me. because then i would have real fans who want to see me win instead of just politely acknowledging that the winning odds are in my favorlike yeah this nigga isn't gonna win but seeing him do his thing is fun
Pakistani players play together, help each other out, coach new players.Americans are greedy, ego driven, selfish, crab bucket mentality. If it’s not for profit or ego they won’t do anything.Just like that Ninjakilla guy.
>>576632854>trains offline with arsalan for few months>instantly becomes EWC top contendercoincidence? I think not
>>576631547No she isn't. She has a bf.
which tekken characters would go to epstein's island? heihachi for sure at least
lee and kazuya. and dragunov and dr b
bring back chloe you dickheads
>>576633130>she
>>576634743Yes?
she has a bf it's me i'm working on getting her pregant
trannies are men
good thing she's a woman
>>576627675you can tell this guy has never had anything but poorfag food
i miss cammy poster
>"dominant" "pro" coreans instantly got exposed the instant a single pakistani showed up to tournamentsis this the most embarrassing moment in esports history?
>azucena>miaryliterally smudges that don't make me forget Chloe
>>576635865
>>576635208300lbs post lmfao, as if cost of meal has anything to do with health
>>5766363177 Pakis qualified out of 9 that showed up, my little timmy. It's over for Korea now. Tekken is a Brown game.
soon we will play virtua fighter 6
>>576635867Lucky Chloe with massive tits is happening in T8 trust
>>576637054god yes, i will insert it in my asshole
remember how much glaze the coreans like jdcr and qudans got by aris and steve? all while pakistan was watching and laughing
hows tokon
tokon? never watched it
i can't do this anymore
I spent a whole ass hour getting the glue out of my hair and now my neck is crackling
>>576637548better game than dix
>>576637548better game than this
avatar mogs all
>>576638286we are fucked kekkencucks
im so gay like damn im fucking gay
.....................a million grains of sand
>>576638286
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS3y1dmLJgEthe video that killed Tekken foreverthis is all murray needed to get approval from the archons at the top
no thread theme no click
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGOF36v8dc0
Why aren’t you at EWC competing? What’s your excuse?Imagine wasting thousands of hours on a competitive game and not being tournament material
gimme gimme looooooooooove
I'm too honest
still don't know what wonderwall means
>france no thanks
It's pretty interesting that I enjoyed skincare as something with vain or satano transhumanist sadist bloodthirsty plastic surgery on live patients ramifications, but right now it's like a nice zen hobby like uwu uwu omo ye yea yea imma finna put my creeeams u,u so soft skin shiny go shiny skin AAHHHHHHHType of joint
anyone tried that beast of reincarnation jointis it as bad as anyone says? i kinda wanted to play it
>>576642075If normies says it's bad it's because it's good
Gn niggligsMay god spare us from suffering for a few days at least
>>576642072what's your skincare routine like?
>>576642072based skincare is important lingschizzy
what is the citizen kane of kdrama?
>>576642571https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3n_NsvGZSg
>>576642346i do kinda feel like the game is probably a mid 7/10 like stellar blade and is being piled on as "revenge" on gf for how shit the pokemon games arei'll just give microsoft a few bucks and see for meself
im fucking seething today
same bro same
my pc after uninstalling tekken 8.
ok bros should i play halo 1 or gears of war 1
neither, play timesplitters
gaylo ce original not the trannymake
you now remember vgcats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ushjz5eRvA
>>576643924that seems like a lot of effort and productsi'll just leave my skin fucked i suppose
>>576646083takes like 2 min cleansing (ie washing face with some shit) is annoying though applying stuff is like 30 sec if your fast
>>576635867I still like Azucena.
>>576637131I don't think so. Murray has clearly tried twice to create a waifu to replace her. I wouldn't rule out another attempt next year.>>576647562Enjoy!
>>576648469Neither of them really play or look like her. People still say Azucena replaced Josie because she has a knee attack.
I want to rub my cock on Leo Kliesen's face for all eternity
>>576648469>>576648730+ Azucena is clearly the product of Harada's mind
https://x.com/Gee_7556/status/2085170084301910030
>>576648730I talk about the design of the characters.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-dfrHkaXuE
hey im gay
>>576650016neanderthal ashkenazi/gog and magog red demon prototype… grim…
/azugen/ - azucena general
>>576649819qrd?
i want to get naked and sloppily kiss anon while stroking his hard member
>>576651164forgot pic!
azula?
liliposter #14 was my favorite desu, he was a guy u could goon with but also chat about life and stuff, a nice balance yknow? all his successors have been mid at besthope hes doing well
my yellow fever cant be cured
>>576651164Azucena!
>>576651335Giving Lili a facial and then jumping into rankedtruly the best way to play Tekken
dead shit game…
tekken dies in about an hour
people are playing tokon
bioware is about to get yeeted
>>576654836again?
>>576655754yeah the arabs are seeking for buyers to buy EA studios and they want to sell many IPs.
im not well
bamco should sell tekken
the first time I saw leo...how do I say this...I got a boner...
tekken should sell bamco
time wont healmy anus anymore
tekken should end
i reached the end of the road
>>576654527>People>>576658694They couldn't sell Soul Calibur IP to anyone lol.>>576646225>UE5 slop>DRM Denuvo PortNice one SEGA
not reading that
>>576660438>>UE5 slopbut enough about tekken 8
wonder what Nakastu is doing with his days
>>576661086Whatever how slop is UE5. Tekken 8 is one of the best games on aesthetic and models on Unreal Slop on this decade.
>>576661895kill yourself
>>576661980Oh, Did the shit talk hurt your fragile ego when you don't do anything good at this thread?
7 -> ocho was a huge graphical improvement thougheverbeit
>>576660438I knew that shit was going to be a disaster. My fav after reading the reviews is how it doesn't run on linux in the age if steam OS and it requires a sony cuck account.The game somehow managed to be worse than SF6. Capcom is utterly defeated. They never even thought it was possible to make games this bad.>>576661895Tekken8 really is the only ue5 game that is somewhat well made. They even included shader model 5 code so it runs better since shader model 6 is an unstable disaster that from the ground up just does not work. The entire engine is a wreck but the tekken devs managed to salvage it.My little orbiter told u to kill yourself cause he thought u are me.
sloppen 8
>>576662960I like that she's a pass user like me.
linuxchuds lol
pro niggas be like
primetime looks so dope bros
>>576664238The sidestep cancel gets everyone.
>>576664238If the pros never made mistakes, then why watch? The fact that even the best players aren't perfect in execution is a good thing, there's always room to improve
i never make mistakes. i should be up there winning that tournament
but i thought playing tekken is the first mistake everybody here makes
my mistake was trusting harada to not fuck up a good thing
cuz I fell in love with the boy at the cock showhe said "gay" and I told him that it's not homo
https://youtu.be/twiGDQUC3gw?t=120what's the name of the BGM playing?
whats so hard to get about press or stress?
>>576669307why do pakis force scrambles? do they have no honor? cbm just wanted to timerscam peacefully
>>576669307i love this fucking whore so much bros
>>576669307this is why koreans are a joke at tekken. dash in their faceslop doesn't work against plays that actually press. Arslan Ash exposed the entire country
>>576670380arslan is very patient though, he plays exclusively like this for mindgaming koreans, they never learn
>>576669307why would chee bee em press 4 in that situation
>>576670380>The guy who jobbed to mainman who jobbed to boke, exposed a country.Yeah, right.
>>576670808he never jobbed to mainman
>>576670635to put a homing hitbox on the screen and scare arslan into holding back. but he mistimed the getup and did it too early and arslan reacted quickly enough to whiff punish
i still can't believe alisa is a real champion in the game whenever i fight one
>>576671137you're fucking stupid
presslop? big fan
>>576671137anything tracks there and he has 5 hp, just make him guess between d4/bf2
>>576671474it's true. that's the conclusion me and my friend phidx came to
IM JUGGERNAUT
Jim mains are too honorable to force scrambles simple as.
>>576671632phi lam is one of the most unintelligent people i've ever seen
cbm tried to do f4 but the retard arab ps5 was halalified and registered neutral 4
>>576670964He did, on stream. It's on youtube too.
crazy how one of the best mashen players is a depraved paki waifu fag
>>576671993proof?
>>576672147Do I look like fkn Gemini?Go to mainmans channel and search for arslan or whatever.
>>576672385I accept your concession
>>576672647I actually don't know what that word means so I dunno what you are saying.
>>576672908probably the reinatranny larping
>>576673219I don't think roonie troonie would reply to me.
I don't have friends
In what year do you think Tekken 9 will be released? I think late 28 or during 29. They can't milk t8 until 30+, right?
>>576675780Not before 30. There is no reason to make a new one. They make more money selling dlcs and shop items than with game sales. The player numbers are good and they have no competition. Sf6 is said to be supported for 10 years.
>>576675780>>576676529Early 29, it makes sense to stop at season 4
tekken 9 won't come out before sf7. and sf6 was designed to be a 10 year game
t8 won't be 10 yearsmaybe 2030
hey guys
>>576670380That's not even true, the issue is that Tekken 8 is literally not Tekken.
T8 could be on year 20 and people would still play it and claim to hate it
>>576671137That kind of bluff is just postering and it doesn't work on this level.
>>576679235Arslan did one tekken 8 move then landed 3 launch punishable lows in a row. Only difference is that he wouldn't be alive to come back if this game didn't give you a retarded amount of health
chinese 8
jamaican 8
monegasque 8
moroccan 8
cornese 8
timorese 8
mandingo stance
irish 8
i'm kinda tired 8
There's a nonzero amount of people who will pay for netflix just to see a GTA trailer
Azucena Milagros Ortiz Castillo
damn how come nobody picked Azucena who we all know is a top 5 character in Tekken 8????must be 'cause she's super hard to play or something yeah that's it
Fahk most picked? Tmm told me he's bottom 5, all his buttons are unsafe.
>>576683868Or Lee? Do they hate winning?
>>576683868neonkay will fix this next year we just have to believe
>>576665497I have played against fucking GoDs in the lounge that would never miss anything and have nearly perfect execution and whiff punishment. There are literally hidden cracked players who would beat these "pros" and they are just randoms from an arcade... It's funny when I think about it.
>>576686102You fucking retard have no idea what you are talking about.
>>576669307He had multiple occasions to do 2,1 with Jin which is a 10f but didn't. Deserved. You can't let Ash get the momentum back. And HE ALWAYS WIPE THE FLOOR for comebacks. Literally won tournaments again and again and again with that move. Are these guys stupid? Don't they ever study their opponents that they're gonna face sooner or later? Jfc.If you're on the defense against Nina, and she wants that comeback the only move you have to focus your entire attention is WTF. The rest is fake bullshit.
>arslan does x>"why didn't cbm do y that beats x, is he stupid"tekgen expert analysis
>>576686442They are probably smurfs though, they are not really "GoD" and they've been playing for longer than 10 years. The way they move, whiff punish and know the MUs, it's like you can't really touch them, or scam them in anything. They have the ability to beat pros, everyone is beatable btw. But they've been silently grinding the game and that's it. They're not doing tournaments or invested in "the community".I would stomp your shitty Alisa btw.
TMM always underrate muscly edgelords or at least claim they're technical
>>576686442First rational post>>576686102Assuming you're terrible at the game, it's harder for you to find the gaps in their gameplay AND your assness will make it easier for them to punish you
>>576669307I cant believe wipe the floor man went for wipe the floor round end!! Get HOYYYPPPPP
>>576686737No you wouldn't and you are delusional. Git gud. You are just impressed by someone who knows frames. That's basic Tekken. You suck ass if you think that's enough to beat a pro.
>>576686737>>576686846Fight
>>576686883No anon, I'm going to bed in a bit.Also, that's probably our local Steve main and if that's true, hell nah. I'd rther play SF6 than fight a steve.
>>576686680When Nina is in your face, it's a scary situation since she can lock you down with the ss1 cancels, which is why CBM was trying to backdash. But CBM made a SS1 whiff, he could've punished there, and another time they both SS at the same time, and CBM didn't press anything.In this game you have to press your buttons, you can't just be scared and not do anything, otherwise you're letting the opponent get a comeback. And Arslan ALWAYS does WTF for a comeback at some point. They are NEVER blocked which if baffling. It's been 2 years and the guy made comeback from that move alone. Supposedly reactable btw.It's probably better to die getting CH than just become a punching bag. Of course, there are also tournament nerves. Like when Sin does a shitty obvious flash in Lowhigh's face, signaling he was giving up at the end.
And Arslan actually blocks low in the clutch, unlike these cuckreans and japacucks. Watch his set vs Chikurin at evo a year ago, down 0-2, final round and he blocks a sweep that would have killed him. Or vs jeondding at evo france. He just knows when they are desperate, and knows that Koreans are cucks on defense and will let him walk over them.
>>576687078>Arslan always does wtf for a comeback at some pointwow he does a big low sometimes? like exactly one (1) time in this comeback? and sometimes he does a big mid instead like the last round of their first match for example? that's crazy stuffwho knew he does a low sometimes to make a comeback that's insane>arslan did x but cbm didn't do y, he did zand you can also just say but if he did y arslan could've done z which beats yall you are doing is comparing answers from a viewpoint where everything arslan did is set in stone so it's easy to say what "should've" been done by cbm because you don't acknowledge that all of your options also instantly lose to something arslan could've done>but he didn't do those thingsand cbm can't know that, they play the game live not in replay modein an alternate reality after the first slide where they both sidestep, cbm does sidestep into jabs and arslan instead of sidestepping just presses df2 and wins the round immediatelyor in some other alternate reality when he whiffs ss1 he actually did ss df1,2, cbm tries to whiff punish the first hit, gets ch'd by the 2nd hit and then eats a guaranteed followup
cuck berry mango isn't gonna fuck you lil bro
>>576687078>Nina is in your facesay no more
it's really hard to analyze pakistani players because their tournament mindset is always doing the things that get wins even if it goes against the "best practices" so rigidly (and sometimes arbitrarily) set by the once-dominating korean scene
>be GoD 2>sometimes go up against just GoDs>almost NONE of the GoDs ever sidestep anythingIsn't this fucking crazy, man? The core mechanic of the series and the vast majority of the players don't use it AT ALL.
>>576688074hes obviously plapping naria
>>576688038What do you not understand when I say that these guys are supposed to study the patterns and behaviors of the players they will face in tournaments? There's like 20 players they should study specifically, and I'm talking PLAYERS not characters. Arslan isn't a God know-it-all, and he's known for doing certain moves under pressure. He has tendencies, we all do. These are what these high level "pro" players are supposed to catch on. Not your fantasy RPS alternate reality tv.I will come back here if Arslan does a WTF again in this EWC. You'll see what I'm talking about. He does it for comebacks, and to end rounds. Always.Are there only baiting retards in this shitty general now?
CHICKEN JOCKEY
Btw, Loli. Your profile is full of people telling you how shit you are at the game. Meanwhile, the guy I was talking about, most people are praising him.Maybe don't project that much?
imagine taking tekken this seriously IJBOL
>>576689875lol arent you a tranny? thats crazy man
bamco STILL hasn't addressed this btwhttps://files.catbox.moe/iq2k0h.mp4
one, two, three, four, five, six
>>576689132>tendenciesthat's just your observation biassometimes he does mids sometimes WTF sometimes something else but you want it to be WTF so you only focus on when it does occur
tekken tournaments need real stat tracking
i think i kinda understand the geezers that want to burn the world if i really think about it imagine you are dying and shit just keeps getting better and better and you'll feel bad because you won't be there to experience it, your life was too earlybut then what if instead "apocalypse" happens and everyone dies and you die with them? that's the perfect way to go, nothing to feel bad aboutyou got the full experience of the peak of civilizationkaz main btw if that matters
we will all die
>>576691294but the point of this line is we will live on through memories and he was never given a chance at life (figuratively and metaphorically) by no fault of his own--being a replicant--so have saved deckard and told him about his most vivid memories as a desperate attempt to "live"you didn't watch the movie did you?
>>576691782*he saved
>>576691782I watched it when I was 12 or something
I was gonna say Bokeblud that I still like you nigga so no hard feelins you just went kinda od that time
>>576691782deckard will die too. we all will die
>you are delusionallmfao denny calling other people delusional when going around saying he has "the best gpu ever made" is like top comedy.go get an actual gpu sis
reinatranny is the least demonic of the thread regulars
>>576692202all good, I know how I am after a few drinksno hard feelings
crazy how looking at attractive naked women is one of those things that never gets old
crazy how spending even just 5 minutes with a woman kills your entire libido for a month
>>576693609ur gei
>>576693684me to)
say it ain't soi will not goturn the lights oncarry me on
on and on and on and on
>>576689269Ah, yes. My profile is a piece of art! It's finely tuned to piss off everyone and farm as many negative comments as possible. I also delete the positive comments from time to time.Mordred and Artoria from fate.. everyone hates gacha..More perfect games than I own...The Otaku line..The ancient VAC Ban..The Aris group...Fav game DoA Gacha..2nd fav game porn game....and ofc endless anime everywhere. My profile is engineered to get as much hate as possible.And speaking off, my image>just got removed again because my steam profile is getting bombarded with reports daily. It's pure joy.
>>576689269Oh and, since you can now count yourself as one of those who fell victim to my beautiful profile, please leave a comment!
>please leaveyeah do that, dennyyou said you were going to bed, remember to ventilate your room to remove the gtx smell
>>576695101I did, I slept for a couple hours. Was nice.I'd never leave my beloved /tekgen/ where (You) make so many images and memes for me. I enjoy every second of it.
another nap would be beneficial to you
I think I'm gonna mash random safe moves into safe armor today.
*slurps the spaghet*
doesnt matter game still sold millions
>people don't upgrade their hardware>new game comes out>it doesn't run well>it's the game's faultruns fine on my ps5
EWC todeh or nein
So who will fight Ulsan in GF and how badly will Ulsan destroy them?
Ulsan is washed
It's crazy how everything works in a Hegelian dialectic:>trannies in Tekgen: okay that's fine etc memes>tekgen is full-a trannies >PANIC>think negative things about trannies>the idea is matured >now trannies aren't viewed as anti Tekgen foreign entities (nor as representatives per se) So in those contradictions we basically went from 3 conceptions of trannies. (Accetance, rejection) = contradiction which then leads to the synthesis which is acceptance but with a different cogniscitive and more nuanced content as the first acceptance
didnt read but sorry it happened to you
>>576683868clive.......
Ifrit ..
bro i cant understand this gesture drawing shit at all
RAMUH
NOT LIKE THIS
>>576698484nobody cares about your shitty art drawchud
mr bean having sex
>lose in phase 1>still start in winner's side in phase 2ummmm riggitini?
THREAD THEME:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYUWvNGxFS0
mr bean eating beans
Day is starting well. I forgot I had special needs mode bound so I used that to mash random bullshit and it worked.
I'mma play with special needs mode, wish me luck.
Close... I'll give it a few more tries. I want a special needs mode win.
HAAAAAAAAAHGoD0 Whorerang ragequit on me cause I killed him with special needs mode. Eat shiiit.
>>576699301https://www.twitch.tv/ewc_allianzvault_enhttps://www.twitch.tv/ewc_allianzvault_enWEARELIVEWITH Main Broadcast: TEKKEN 8 at EWC 26 - Day 3 - Group Stage - LIVE
dragon's ligma
What a BITCH
i'm sure it has nothing to do with your gpu causing microstutters to the point people have to leave
nothing good ever happens
First game Nobi vs JonthedingEasy Jontheding win
why is phase 3 single elimination
this "we're just like real sports guys here's half an hour of talking heads and zany stats" shit is so fucking dull holy shit esportfags need to kill themselves
>>576692830he’s the most annoying which is really impressive
korean humiliation day 3 starts right now
Markman and Tasty Steve is probably the best combo of Tekken commentators.
watching tekken 8 is even worse than playing it
Miary doesn't have a single move that isn't fully homing, huh... I guess I forgot that part about her.
It won't happen, but how much of a shitstorm will it be if Yagami wins it?
>log on to the internet>check my favourite game's tournament stream>masher character versus masher characterI'm done
>my favourite game's tournament>british>tekken fanit's actually over for you lil blud
atif will retire next year
It won't happen, but how much of a shitstorm will it be if Denny upgrades his gpu?
NOBIS FUGHTING BACK
Never
me when tastysteve says ENGAGE
Nobi-San..
nobi tries to play the game with logic, that doesn't work well in this game
how EMBARRASSED will mangja be after he gets 3-0'd by Farzeen? just a joke that koreans are in this tournament
>>576703439have you seen his fat body? if he's not embarassed about that he lost the ability to be embarassed
i just fucking love blonde whores bros
>>576703439I think malgu is one of maybe 2 this tournament who could actually beat farzeen.
mangja is the only korean with balls
blud name is manga with a typo oh my days
1 game is all this idiot gets farzeen wins this EASY
tourist here, nice looking game you guys have there, but why are there so many particle effects and why does the camera cut away so much?
do you think the world would lose anything if pakistan didn't exist
>>576703921Michael Murray (he refuses to look at the screen)
ya bro spam that political storm
can we get a lidia mirror after this
whenever farzeen wins, tekken loses
is it my racism or do all pakis just look unlikable as all fuck
korean HUMILATIONPakistani DOMINATION
>>576704058best i can do is a lili mirror
>>576704463literally sex with Lili
hey at least it's not 3-0haha
Yeah the terrorist is looking hella strong
that's the power of allahinshallah they will win
I hope farzeen wins the whole thingpeople have been too lazy about telling murray & co to kill themselves over the state of the game recentlyI feel like farzeen's victory might raise that to normal levels again
If only we were still on t6 the paki frauds would get shit on from having to actually play neutral
raef already twitted that he didn't sleep well cause of snail eaters outside of his hotel window, so he will lose
boy or girl?
ulsan please I beg you fuck this rat fuck
you've been watching too much tranny porn lad if you can't a girl from a guy
that's a girl cause it disgusted me and made me flinch once i clicked the pic
My most shamefur moment? Bangin a Japanese nigga I thought was a wiminz while listing to Still by Dr Dre
>>576705008you have women fatigue
Ulsa'han is locked in
That's the problem with Adderall. It won't kick as hard the second day. Jdcr knows. Raef is already dead.
alhamdulillah ulsan t-bag this retard
My gang of Muslim inshallahs wit chains gone fuck up these gook fuckas if they wins this shit yknowmsayin
that sidestep? no other fighting game franchise can give us that kind of moment
i thought you guys said fahk had a bad step
we were talking about his step sister
that fullscreen homing ff3 into fullscreen homing d4 into fullscreen homing ff3 into fullscreen homing uf3?no other fighting game franchise can give us that kind of moment
It's pretty crazy that rven though drag is busted you can just tell ulsan is so much better but fahk just plays the game for you
Is she single and ready to mingle?
holy fuck this game absolutely kills streaming bitrate, i'd have beheaded that fucking retard nakatsu already if i was bamco
Still fuckin wit Arslan still fuck wit the hood niggaInshallah Ladies they pay homage but they say Arslan fell off nigga his last tourney was evo winnerStill pumping my paki niggasz still got love for the streets rockin Nina and Atif inshallah suicidal bombing this gook fucks Still taking my time to perfect the beat nigga
Bro fahk lows look all the same how can they distinguish between launch or small punish?
I like how ulsan keeps stepping the standing 3 but he still has to guess the followups because they are all homing for some reasongreat design
i will fap to raef if he wins this match
Ulsan looks like JDCR when he was still considered a defensive god and not a washed up granny looking chink.And while writing this Ulsan ost 2 rounds in 20 seconds.What the fuck
imagine if Fahkumram was a female character, the whining would never end man it's unfair the way women are hated by this incel Tekken fanbase (Kazuya mains)
incredible how fahk makes nov look honest
wow amazing single player game guysone guy holds back other guy presses forever
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOALLAH HAS CHOSEN THE WRONG
>>576705852
>>576705852brbalso most exciting match so far
Can you even step this fucking guy
where's soupaakuma?
where are the suicide bombers when you need themsomeone please storm the stage and take out raef
Fahk never backdashing spamming homing 10 way mixups while ulsan has to slide around attempting to deal with it
can't believe what I'm watching
>>576706060sleeping in my bed, i can wake him up for you if you wish
fahk is an industry plant, like reo
Fuck Murray and his OC
Numan yeh Numan Numan Numan yeh
where's chand ny?
Total terrorist dominationThis is a terrorist game
most carried shithead since superfagkuma
>>576706303>pakistan win>strongest character is russiani think tekken is evil
if fuk ur mum wins this will be the biggest humilation ritual since tekken 7 fahk
i hope he wins just to show how fucked this game is
tourist here, who's the boxer character? is he nina's boyfriend?
Numan Numan Numan yeh
numan is fat on purpose cause they don't make bomb vests of that size
too obvious
fucking shredded his ass what the hell
BOXING IS AWESOME
>>576707154INCEST TOO!
Waifufraud shut down by the only honest paki
>sausage fingers
Why's Leonard from big bang theory in the desk
raef vs numan is actually hype cause they are both lowiq so they'll do the unexpected
but if you expect the unexpected, is it unexpected?
hmmmmm, i like turtles
>Eddy versus Lidiagood ass Tekken... *claps with false enthusiasm*
>Lidia getting BLACKED live on tv
good ass*claps your girlfriends cheeks*
>>576708290yes but shadps4 got a redzone workaround for windows so it's ok
yeah jondin is not even close to winning this
eddy is getting his melanin snatched by the snow bunnycaucasian nation has claimed him
>>576708363
Korea (weak Amerishart side) exposed
why is this dumb fuck saying ABARRE like it means something
Tekken would be improved exponentially if everyone spoke Japanese like in the animes
LMAOOO
asuka milk overflow
>>576708626japan won. commentators are only a few years away form using numpad notation.
3LP >>>>>>>>>> df/db,1
there is no tekken being played in eddy vs lidia
how does eddy taking you to the cookout make his rage art stronger
so what is the weakness of a mid that is plus on block, guarantees 50 dmg heat engager on hit and is homing?
tekken won?
THE 'DDING
Bandai Lost
JEONDDING AND HE MAKES IT LOOK EASY
>>576709407Don't forget that it low crushes as well
Pakistan????
more like Flukeistan amirite?
'love you ding
jeondding wildin on stage
love how jeonnding is not afraid of these niggas
I forgot how much fun Lars is.
LETS GO jeonDDing!!!!
yeah this is the perfect time for me to take a shit, well played everyone thank you
numan please take this fucking cheating fraud out
i need raef to win this match, numan is a bad example of health standards and shouldn't be seen as a winner
Jontheding the terrorist slayerI kneel
im pretty sure raef is close to the LD50 of adderall, nigga is tweaking
they already paid numan 100k to throw this btw
incredible that they tried to do the "ohhhh fahk is o technical you cant just pick up and play" and ff3 and d4 are neough to get you in contention for a milly
just took an unexpected tekken8
saw an am*rican just now and dry heaved
i'd let steve nut inside me daily
Just watch raef on the camera for a round, he is tweaking and talking to himself nonstop
lets go numanoutretard this guy
>>576710178yes but he has always done itkid has adhd
let's gooooo fuck raef boxing is awesome
blud really got weaved to death
this guy is so clearly on drugs lmfao look at the reaction after that game
i went to london and had fish and chips at the borough market. absolutely abysmal. the fucking ikea fish and chips were better.
antidoping laws in fighting games?asking for a friend
this is the first time i'm seeing lionshart actually doing something
this numan guy kinda sick with it
I'M UP FOR A REMATCH ANYTIME
numan numan numan yeh
Adderall terrorists btfo by Allah terrorists
wallahi bombaclat
boxing is actually pretty awesome
bashed his mug in
Numan looks like a cool guy
A sovless saudi high on Addy vs a true soldier high on Allah. We saw the result.
Lilypichu will be Julia's new VA
MANGA IS FAT LOLOLOL
>>576710882
>lars pickit's over ulsan is donezo
dont worry, arslan ash will win EWC for Japan
never seen lars win a set
Who is Ellie? Why does nothing "she" draws or writes look anything like what women typically make?https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/147227316>I swear I had a tamer idea for this initially. But I'm just that much of a sucker for his butt, I guess.
nobody cares /fgg/ schizo
Lars was a mistakeugly ass tekken
yea bro i'm not reading alladat
Law = Fraud
>Lars spinning around across the screen while yelling HOO HAA HOOOYAAH nonstopwho likes this shit man who fucking likes this character kill yourself seriously like how the fuck do you pick up Tekken and think to yourself I want to play Lars who are you just fucking die man
>>576711807MEI just played Lars sama against Ling schizo.
ts nga on addy
the daq is law's combo damage
>anime
>pick drag>winof course
nobi playing like he's prime ulsan
what was the point of lars
background character who was supposed to replace jin
>duragwinslolwe're back in season 1, folks
y no yt ppl @ ewc?
they're on the dota stage
>>576712536>>576699301blind fuck, FUCK.
only booce is strong enough to overcome yt genes
actually making money and not wasting 50k hours to maybe earn pennies
>Lars vs. ZafinaI'm tired, man.
Lars just takes 0 skill
timmys mad
sea on the mobile games stageyt bois in the shoooterschinks in leaguethe 'undesirables' in fighting games
murray's vision
*right
Lars again? And both are Drag players
blud got outmashed
racist ass Michael Murray
fuck this shit i aint spending the weekend getting bored to death
literally just waiting for Keisuke versus LowHigh
>friday>weekendholy neethood
the greatest white non-smasher fg player is...........................
do you lack pre frontal cortex. or just retarded
Atif
nga fucked the high and went for a throw kek
>>576713264speedkicks
>>576713494john...
>>576713264akouma
brian f......
>>576713494johnny?
ulsan sweating bullets because the paki is forcing him to play fast kekkoreans should just host a week long bootcamp where they practice mashing
had my daily hour of japanese learning now i can drink and be proud of my myself
jeondding is the only Korean that knows how tonpkays against Pakistan. everyone else is too cautious
tonpkays
Getting ANY wins with Zafina is so underserved
GODDAMN Ulsan is good
SIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
ANOTHER PAKIFRAUD ELIMINATED
>>576714301TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Bros.. Lingtranny can't break throws. I gave him countless chainthrows. He ate em all.
ngl I thought ulsan was out. lucky for him qasim choked like hell
>washed ulsan gonna win da money again
Ulsan is spiritually Pakistani
asslan ass will win btw
I thought it was over the moment he inputted snake edge
>>576714386Of course they can't break throws an an eu v sa connection lmao
it works! it works!
where's that one ulsan pic with the quran quote
Jesus Ulsan really has this dogged tenacity, he was all but gone
Ulsan is /ourguys/ now that JDCR is dead.
>>576714556
nobi please take this cheating fraud out NIPPON BANZAI
Unless raef took more drugs he is going to lose here
>>576714639alhamdulillah
he was shitting his pants against numan
>>576714474Lingtranny is a cute Italian queen(penis).
>>576714976Since when, I thought linganon was in brazil
bro how strong are the drugs they gave raef he's literally compulsively scratching himself nonstop
>>576715050Since me and Lingtranny play tekken together in private lobbies with perfect connection while I sit in Switzerland, anon. 0 rollback or delay frames.
nobi please shit down his throat
i want raef to win even though i like nobi more
blud is tweaking out
nobi cmon man
welp rip in peace nobi
raef doesn't deserve to win if he's not playing jin. i don't care how much he cheats if he sticks by his main but now i hope he loses
raef deserve to win just based on the fact that he dropped that shitty ass character (jin)he has been playing for a long time and didn't win shit due to jin while everyone frauded their way to victory with drag and anna, he deserves to win something
why does he wear the mask...?
we love faqcumram
>>576715638many do, it's because some people makes faces that look funny when playing or say things out loud (he does it for instance) it includes swears too so it's for the best if he wears it
FUCK MURRAY
>>576715638Easier to hide the obvious drugs he's on
nobi will do anything but play steve
i wonder what these two will do behind the scenes tonighti wish i could see it or be part of it or be it
>>576715638he might just start foaming
raef?
MBS rigged this whole thing for raef
>>576715868numan barely won with steve
>>576715936>>576715970>loses>gets to touch a dickhe won
yeah ulsan is definitely losing this one
if ulsan wins this he wins the whole ting. no one's beating my man in a ft5
:)
lidia? tuff
ulsan has plot armor
boy i can't wait to see knee play!!!
Who is Allah's chosen Warrior?I'm afraid to look.
crouching at the end of a round is lowkey more disrespectful than tbagging
>>576716506>>576714320 >>576714639
In the old language Allah is written as Ulsan
shit is just 50/50s corny ahh game
Farzeen wouldn't be anywhere near tournaments in any other tekken game.Sandnigga is hard carried by anti-tekken characters.
>>576716883Yeah lidia is such cancer, they need to completely gut her
>>576716926he was making top 8s in T7 asa teenager
ulsan means tierwhoring macro crouch for auto low parry in old korean
i love mashing
"Be mindful of Allah and He will protect you." (Ulsan the chosen Warrior)
that was the worst rage art oat
will he detonate?
>>576717320kek
صليلُ الصوارم نشيدُ الأباةودربَ القتال طريق الحياةفبين اقتحام يبيد الطغاةوكاتمُ صوتِ جميلِ صداهصليلُ الصوارم نشيدُ الأباةودربَ القتال طريق الحياةفبين اقتحام يبيد الطغاةوكاتم صوت جميل صداه
CHADGODOVERLORD
we know who's allah's greatest warrior now
>>576717101>Couldn't even win with Akuma>Didn't win shitLMAO it's worse than i thought
>>576716926every paki ever
HOLY FUCK TERRORIST BLOWN THE FUCK OUTALLAH HAS SPOKEN
>drama queenjust get on with it lmfao
>>576716926Yeah with akuma lmfao which is the same issue
>>576716159HOLY SHIT IT WORKED
>>576717596Ulsan is definitely not going to get a 3peat. Screencap this
>>576717557Meant for>>576717101
now I need arslan's bitch ass to choke and get taken out
>>576717550What did he do? not watching
HEDOESITAGAINGOD ULSAN
white woman spotted
Farzeen? More like has seen Ulsan holding the trophy from a far LOL
>>576717742tried super hard to cry or geat tears and making crying faces
>the only major ulsan won in over a year is ewc>he is about to win againkek all the other pros most be seething
>>576717530>Only started placing after S2 of T7I'm nooticing.
>>576717852God forbid a guy gets emotional when he does well at something
>>576717941men aren's supposed to be emotional though
>>576717852what? that just look like a normal release of tension to me
autistic blud is telling us what men should or should not do
>>576717941he always does this even when he 3-0 and makes it look like it was a big deal or so.. showgirl syndrome.if he was genuinely emotional he would be crying already and not faking it (not a single tear)
>Atif already outSo Ulsan is winning again?
>>576717902he's only 22 retard
>>576718183Uhhhh you do know 13 year olds are winning tournaments in SF6 right chuddie?
like clockwork they put his "emotionally charged" reaction momentum obviously
>>576718170Not if Arslan Ash can help it
>>576717852>>576717941>>576718125he's just south korean
this nigga is pressed a guy has emotions
>>576718341>fuck did i forget to turn off the oven?
That was only 50% of today's Tekken.Kino day.
>>576718347>jobs at every event that isn't EVOy-yeah...
>>576718296the mark of a bad game
there's more?
>>576718517he's playing well this year. he might take it tbqh
ulsan is becoming the Arslan Ash of Evo of ewc
I'm watching on youtube and the pakistan fans seethe and cope every time their players lose is hilarious
>>576718842He is going to win his first set then lose twice, screenshot this
>>576718634A whole group yeah
Damascus is like 175cm.How fucking short is HOLLYWOOD?
How good is Arslan on a FT5?
>>576719037rooting for keisuke yagami and cbm
paulniggers think they play tekken btw
bro is reading harry potter during ewc
MURDER FACE IS ONLINEKEISUKE DROPPING COMBOS BECAUSE HES SCARED
a notetaker to rival speedkicks
>pick kazuya>smash your head on the arcade stick (after 25 years of practicing in practice mode)>winit' that easy
M A S K U
tekken so boring i'm watching columbo
Is Kazuya HONEST?
i'm only watching to see ulsan cry
The Kazino is honest. You duck or you don't.
mr moderator, there are coons on my screen
bryan top 3?
get this fraud keisuke outta here
nice rage art lil bro
whats up with these noob ass rage art attempts?
lowhigh not going down without a fight
keisuke we need you to take out arslan
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
high and low
LOWHIGH IS JUST TOO GOOD
its over
why didn't he sweep more
>I'm winning>gonna be retarded nowkazuya mains why do they do this
>>576720782*lowhighshould've known that little shit would start dropping combos
they couldn't punish eachothers whiffs, which is kinda funny, the match looked like 2 amateurs as a result
damn this shit ain't got nothin' on Eddy v Lidia you feel me
>>576720949>>576720949>>576720949
Looking at nasty pakis in 4K.
