Previous: >>576680682>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Yukino Bijin (3*), Winning Ticket (alt) (3*), Narita Taishin (alt) (3*), Smart Falcon (alt) (3*), SSR Smart Falcon, SSR Silence Suzuka, SSR Tokai Teio, SSR Twin Turbo, SSR Light Hello, SSR Agnes TachyonCurrent CM: Virgo Cup 2 - Ooi Dirt 2000m Medium/Right/Fall/Sunny/GoodCurrent Event: Wings of Steam and Steel, 1.5-Year Anniversary Celebration Part 3>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/kapy9o.jpg 08/05 - Yukino Bijin (3*), SSR Silence Suzuka, SSR Smart Falcon08/05 - Virgo Cup - Medium/Right/Fall/Wet/200008/12 - Seeking the Pearl (3*), SSR Daiichi Ruby, SR K.S. Miracle08/13 - New Legend Races08/18 - Halloween Agnes Digital (3*), Halloween Meisho Doto (3*), SSR Daitaku Helios, SSR Mejiro Palmer08/18 - Days Flying By Story Event08/25 - Aston Machan (3*), SSR Fine Motion, SSR Maruzensky08/25 - Libra Cup - Mile/Right/Fall/Firm/1600>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Summer Seiun Sky (3*), Summer Mejiro Bright (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>576703101Grandmasters can not come soon enough. I need both of them
Digitan LOVE
ty for bake>>576701692 (Me)here, doing my borrows now and here's a quick example:>first inspo>speed AND wit is already level 4>all 4 songs bought except for one, which I'm missing 15 Vi tokens forbecome a speed and witmaxxer todaysummer is not as essential when you max these out quicklythis is why I think creek is bad, she delays your snowballoh and here is end of summer, if that happens to go well too.here my Co is a bit delayed, but once I get that then I'll be able to buy everything
Next week!
Trainer-san 5 manual Trackblazer runs doko
Winning Ticket!
>>576703101Umasumi is looking for 1 membersAnyone want to join? Rules are the following>5 days of inactive login or 5 days flatline will be kicked>20 million monthly quota, AI training is your friend do it before you sleep.>No begging for sashes play the game or use independent training to farm it for you>Just do your best whenever you are available>No discord>No drama>Dont forget to trade shoes or else >Lets avoid burnout and enjoy the gamePut your ID here and put /uma/ in your profile when applying ingame
>>576703301Why?
What did you have for lunch? I fried 5 eggs because I got nothing else in the fridge
>>576703373>20 million monthly quota>Lets avoid burnoutFuck you
>>576703259You only like Kris S for her water.
>yeppers trainee events all become letters to her parents if you turn on skiplol MOMMY'S GIRL
>>576703395bread and now sipping energy drink
Bed breaking all night long sex with Matikanefukukitaru
>>576703385You'll do 10?!? Truly you are the greatest
morning
>>576703334Post them dahbys!
>>576703438nobody bounces like this
>>576703426A terrible accusation. I like Kris S for a lot of reasons. Her water is only one of them
>>576703419Nigga that is less than 1 independent run a day
>>576703395Nothing because I just woke up
>>576703101i would slap her mr cute butt
>>576703395it's almost 8:30amthat being said I also haven't had breakfast
>start auto run >use wrong deck by mistake, pretty much same as auto deck but without LH>3k less ratingPeople who didnt get a single LH copy must be incredibly raped rn, you need both LH and Fuku for auto SS but you can only borrow one
>>576703395Left over spicy sausage pasta.
Tachyon LOVE
>>576703272So if you're about to reach the cap early do you just click stam + wit as much as you can?
Okay but I really reallyh really really really really really really really reallyr eally really really really really really relaly really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyr eally really love Stego.
>>576703684>you need both LH and Fuku for auto SS>does he know
No, Falco. I don't care if your fan has terminal cancer. We are not bricking a run to do a make-a-wish race in a OP track
every night, Tachyon puts her used pantyhose over my face while I sleep in order to condition me
>>576703431god damn that's cute
>>576703738But what if it gives a hint for the relevant CM track?
>>576703490Good morning
>>576703734You can hit SS without Fuku but you NEED Fuku for a 100% SS rate, without her lowrolls are S+
does Rickey need six green or six activated greens
>>576703915six activated greens needed for the dragon's arrival
>>576703915activated
>>576703915Active passives
>>576703515
>>576703738I like when the fan lives in nakayama and my Falco wins the satsuki sho instead of doing the humiliation ritual
>>576703781Nips hate ass
>no meds>>576703694simply put there is no reaching the cap early, here with fine and bobo you need to hit wit as often as you can, and when that reaches the cap the run is just about finished already. but yes you do hit powre and stam if there are no rainbows
>>576703460I think that beds in the Umamusume setting are probably pretty sturdy. Many of them have to be routinely exposed to super-strong idiots, after all.
>>576703879Training Makween, even if I use matikane I cap out at S+, same as if I use Tachyon (Yes I double sparked the LH and Tachyon banner and have zero Tachyons to show for it)On the other hand, when I was training Mayano, I didn't need Matikane at all to hit SS, hell she literally stole my fucking UG1 virginity, that dirty girl.
astonmachandesu
>>576704183
CAN WE GO ONEA SINGLEA SINGULAR UNOTHREADWITHOUT TALKING ABOUT RAPEZERONADAZILCH RAPE TALKNONE.
>>576704025That doesn't countIt can't be a goal race
RAPPERS
The raped
1 month later, do we fucking have a guide for looping yet?
>>576704130For whatever reason Mayano has a 2k bonus on auto, I dont understand how it works but she consistently gets 200-300sp extra and 200-300 more stats
We have yet to have a proper Miku-Uma clone
>>576704357retardI haven't looked into it and I still get the premise
>>576704048Seiza becomes impossible if the ass is fat.
me attempting to do one manual run at least today only to click on auto again
>>576704291Don't worry, my trainee understands the value of keeping the trainer-trainee relationship strictly professional
>>576704183She looks like she'll be my forever pick for sprints and miles
>>576704448
>yea a speed rainbow will give me the 10 tokens soon>3 turns later on concert daynigger
I don't even know why you would subject yourself to manual runs at this point
There's still some kind of this:https://jiggie.fun/bjS23Yhttps://jiggie.fun/bjS23Y
>>576704679I don't even know why you log into the game at this point
>>576704679NEETfags will do it because it's faster
How much stopping power do you need to stop a crazed uma?
>>576704364I don't get it
>>576704679fun?
>>5767048811201
>>576704812litterally what im doing right now lol
My pov
>>576704679don't you like the game
>>576704989lmao
>>576705107not really
>>576704904>he hasn't been marked by a mare
>>576704357There are a few YouTube videos on it if you need an overview
>>576704110lowrolled which ended up tanking power, but hopefully the point is clearthat being said I have no idea what to do for non-power growthers, if they have speed growth you can probably slot in a power card. even with 3 bonus power speed cards it won't reach the cap, assuming you need to run full stam sparksdecent results for a showcase run anyway
>>576703960>>576703967>>576703980uh, can I get a refund
>>576704679You do watch your trainee's races and cheer them on right
>>576704385Why is it so hard for any JP veteran sloptuber to tell me which uma to autotrain with which relatable deck until what happens and which skills to loop.Is this premium info for the VFcord nitro users?
I STILL DON'T KNOW HOW AUTO WORKS
>>576705239LH goes brrrrrrrrrrrrr hahaFuku goes brrrrrrrrrrr haha4k sp goes brrrrrrrrrrr haha
>>576705239You tell it to auto and it autos
Stay Gold jumpscare
SUPERFORTUNE DASHHHHHH
>log onto uma>auto>log out>log onto /uma/>repeat until I pass out and sleepNow this is some real Umamusume: Pretty Derby.
This game is just a glorified slot machine the less I can interact with it the better
>>576705239when you press "Start Career" there should be a tab that says "Independent Training"
>>576704679Why are you playing at this point?
Very cool.
>>576705223Well the feature is almost as new on JP as it is for us, and they obviously prioritized testing it with their JP cards.
>>576705490Habit
Traina! That "ace" doesn't have med S....
creek didn't finish her chain
>>576705646the same reason for why you are posting here I assume?
>>576705152and that's all, incase anyone wanted to backread. only missing power and meds
>>576704881Whatever a 6+" penis can stop.
>>576705489chud
>>576703284Stop larping.
>>576705380Stego cute.
Umamusume ample breasts
>>576705223Basically it's a buhi zone, the most core and basic card you need is MLB Fuku, and borrow throne if you ever want to reach SS while also race 30+ times
Imagine the smell.
Why the fuck does orfe have a running style requirement on her unique? Why even bother giving her late A at that point?
>>576705708Yeah
>>576705767lore roleplay
>>576705767Many modern umas are effectively single style due to requirements on either their uniques or more commonly their evos
>>576705239I've been using it to do 40ish race MANT runs while at work to grind bond levels and fans a secondary effect had me go from like 7th-10th in my club to like 3rd because only ever interacted with the game on my computer up until this week
>>576705767Keiba lore
What blue sparks are important for the mile cm? Power? I remember seeing people say you still need stamina for some reason
>>576705767So they can nerf her by not releasing end cards
>>576705717Not gonna take advice from a jobber
>>576705759sniffa the laisu
>>57670600018*SpeedYou will be using a Power card, so Stam will not be an issue
>>576706004and what have I jobbed dear nonners
>>576705767Because lore accurate skills are kino
>>576706000You still need 600 stam at least, braindead speed clicking scenario like GL won't give you stam
>>576706079okay this is coolreally like geeky shit like this>>576706000I'm going mostly stam, 15* at the very least
>>576706079>litterally admitting she's a mile and arima merchent
>>576706079>not exactly 146728 total fansNot kino enough
I am now out of Kikuka Sho sashes.
>>576706231xog was terrorizing mediums for far too long
>>576706079>>576706249>14"67"28
>>576705638cute yeppers
I wish I had a trainer to enjoy this nice day with
I cannot browse /uma/ because I get jealous over people posting my wife
>>576706496YWNBAU
no one cares you whore I could have 10 trainers at once to have a nice day with
>>576703395I'm going to make 3 eggs and eat the left over chicken from chinese for breakfast
shame about the speed
Fun fact: most xogtards are too retarded to take stamina debuffers into consideration when building their xogs. They think that just because they stack recoveries they can get away with anything less than 700-750 stamina.Which is why running double mystifying murmur is the most effective way to counter them
>>576706496You just want a trainer to relentlessly plap you, dont you.
>>576706553YWNBAU
>>576706073Post CM plats
>>576706584this will work until round 2
>>576706496Don't you mean Chiyo?
>>576706424fuck you
AGP deathmatch
>>576706578bro is building for a long
>>576706584if this applies to most then why is dom+keen the highest win rate in rooms
>>576706594hehe...
arnj
>>576706496tasteful areola
Am I supposed to stop buying techniques after getting the 4th song?
>>576706757yes
>>576706584Yeah but, counter point, debuffers are a gay faggot way to play the game.
>>576706646Nah it'll probably work in round 2 as well. The average round 1 opponent is just throwing in TT umas while in round 2 there's still plenty of people with bad hogs. Some even make it to the finals, which is where you see those 6-8k score finals screenshots. Obviously there'll be less of them though.>>576706714Because people that join rooms typically know what they're doing and stamina debuffing is binary. Either you kill your opponent's umas or you dont, and the people knowing what they're doing have enough stam to prevent that from happening. Dom meanwhile consistently does something, so it'll average out to a higher WR.
>>576706714what's its win rate
>>576706837How many are you running?
>my trainer told me to run the race without panties
>>576706769Thank you bwo
>>576706584the two rooms i joined today had xogs built on the opposite side of spectrum. 1000 stamina 1 gold and 900 stam 2 golds
>>576705939Kigus breathe through their eyes
>>576706578>shooting star>goof uppacekeks...
>>576706802that's a toxic behaviour
>>576706939Zero.
ardan?STALLION
ardan?MY WIFE (FEMALE)
two mares cornering their prey
>>576706945and you said no???
ardan was the blue spark prototype parent for the ohimba menace
>>576707209My heart would melt if Ardan did this with me
mejiro fardan
>>576706584It will depend on how many returning players are there.
>>576707307the rings exchange was too powerful
i harden for ardan
>>576706945You should run in only your panties actually
One more day of 1/3 of the club doing nothing and earning less than 1MLegal sweepy being implemented worked as a stool test for parasites, now that I'm aware they are there, I want to kill them all>b-but they're not flatliningthose shitters know exactly how to leech undetected, that's even more infuriating. I'd prefer if they just didn't play at all
>>576706639BOOOOOM *big explosions*
>>576707640Mambro...
>>576707640falco would say this
>>576707640gee willikers if only there was a feature to kick them...
>>576707647Is that it?
>>576707647whoa....... two whole plats...
>>576707640ngl it's weirdwhy would you play at all if you don't spam auto while it's free
>>576707819cool right??
>>576707804if you kick over half the club it would probably implode
>>576707517kiss belly
Pls helpShould I 1LB either of my 0LB nice nature or Mr CB cards. Or should I use it on Super Creek, I have no copies?
>>576707942mr cb works at 1lbthe others do not
>>576707896It's imploding regardless since anyone that has any self respect is leaving
>>576707875Sorry, that was pretty mean of me... I was just surprised. I dont have many more than that either, despite reaching finals in every cm except for one of the longslop ones. I'm happy for you that you managed to snag those wins!
>>576707849no one cares, no one rolled
>>576707896he said 1/3even kicking like 3-4 people would at least make some of the others behave
what's a good parent for next cm i can't be bothered to auto otherwiset dancho
>>576708059breasts
Why there are so many people using Supreme Racist Spe in Long TT?
>>576708095faggot
>>576708106I chose to ignore the part about a third
>rule says to do a career at least one a day>follow the rule>they still mald over itPut up a real quota if you want one you niggery nignig
>>576708226You mean the free uma with very easy to proc golds and great growths? It's impossible to say
>>576708261surely you can afford to 4* her at the very least...?
>>576708095don't be shayin' that, golly...
low quotas are stupid
>>576703232>Awesome coworker couple>Evil and intimidating horse
>>576707942Nvm will save for super creek rerun
quotas are stupid
>>576708347
>>576708342>free umaThat's why I'm confused, aren't they supposed to be shit?
Unseen Hands!
>>576708429truueeeeeyou know who else doesn't have a quota?an A+ club looking for a new member~
>>576708429enjoy b+
>>576708467based.....
>>576708496
>>576708496>an A+ club looking for a new memberWhich club?
>>576708467BASED let's go!!!!!
>>576708485Succubus!
Anons I need advice.After blowing my load the GL banner and got fuck all. I sparked Tachyon, spent my selector ticket on Maru, and somehow got an extra Tachyon, so I'm sitting at 1LB Tachyon and 0LB Maru.I stopped playing for a while, so I'm 1 rainbow shard away from an uncap crystal. Do I spend on Tachyon or Maru?
>>576708474For TT it doesnt really matter how good the uma is, just how easy their golds are to proc. Healer Grass for example is a pretty shit uma, but with her massive heals she's still great for TT since you can be cheap with stam and get more wit.Also racist Spe is good for the upcoming Arima Kinen cm since she was designed for that track specifically.
>>576708474Pasa is in every other mile/medium and Golshi has been viable in almost every CM. Ryan is one of the best inherits for the next 3 years. Why do you think free umas are supposed to be bad? It's just the free cards that are bad.
I just wanna say, i started to play this game not so long ago, but i found this game rather sick, i really like it and i really like being here, you all alright
>>576708649the gay one
>>576708485does Dia play googoo babies with torena?
>>576708679neither loljust do your dailies until the next scenario and try again
>>576708724Bricked?
>>576708642Orfevre is a fag
More like Yukino BJcause she sucks lol
>>576708709Happy to hear it! Hope you continue having fun with the game bro.
>>576708709even me?
>>576708772yeah
>>576706945>my trainer made my teammate run the race during her 8th month of pregnancy in a bikini with a vibrator active after taking aphrodisiacs>my trainer made a save file beforehand
B+ is peak comfy though
>>576706028The base of the tail has the highest concentration of uma pheromones
>>576708843too bad they behave like a cult and do cordinated attacks on persons who they don't like
>>576708501I've been enjoying comfy b+ for the entire game
can i auto for best in japan for the free spechud?
>try to get a maya ace>no fast learner>first ever try at getting a Rickey ace
>>576708747Anon please. At least tell me what I'm even supposed to use these fucking things on.
>>576708971to be fair several clubs do that here
>>576708840Probably? Are you local schizonamefag? You alright i guess
1600 speed but no med S is fine right?I just want to be done with this dirt "80% of the roster doesn't wanna run" CM
>>576705605>Literally the next runGuess she'll survive for sure even in a room with full stam debuffs.
>>576709104the only proof ever shown was from them albeit
DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE
>>576709101>neither lolliterally thiswhy do you HAVE to use the item right now? using it won't make a difference for you
>>576709162Not really, med S is kinda mandatory
>>576709162med s is better than ever
>>576708772Uma&Co
>>576709382Hello Bricked
Post some 4comas about uma lore
>>576709468
>>576709237I don't have to use the item right now, but I also don't know what I should even aim to use it on in the future.
wahey
What is the club for macho men with hairy chests?
>>576709245>>576709269Damnit
>>576709540Ramonu wit in 4 months at the start of the next scenario in case you get screwed by that banner
Falco falling asleep on my... !
>>576708745All Creek has to do is introduce her to the concept. She's a curious girl after all.
>>576709658lap?me next?
What's the point of stam debuffers when it'll do nothing against pigoguris
>>576709829It does something against bad pigoguris. I'm not beating the good ones anway
Trainers are rape bait.
>>576709829people have low confidence in their aces and want to snipe the understammed rooms
>>576709893Why aren't they pissing on me...
>>576709578not uma&cobody hair is not allowed here
>>576710056based
>>576709191You're a doxfag too thoughbeit
>>576710056apparently also good body isn't allowed either considering one guy over there needed a surgery to be less fat
Umama having a HRT induced melty
>>576710139at least I didn't bitch about it to our mutuals who are not even into umawhat an actual crybaby
>>576710159Can't speak for others, but I'm pretty slim and pack a decent cock.
>>576710260Who did that
She was meant to be a dirt loop ggparent...
>>576710260Aren't you a literal discordfag
>>576710274Mambro...
I liked you better when you were ERPing
I fucking love mares
>>576710274...please hit me up later.
>>576710419be the change you want to see
>>576710516So why are you talking shit on discord about others?
>>576710274May I see it?
>
>>576710228me on the right
Umas that will just fucking rape me? I'm tired anons
>>576710583>>>>>>>>>projecting
>>576710056>body hair is not allowed here
>>576710641Answer the question
>>576710274This but Im getting chubby and have an impressive cock
really sucks umama won't even suck my dick
stop it's too hot to be reading all this garbo
>>576710617Too many avatars to be avatarfaggotry. Just plain typing like a fag.
>>576710592HE'S MY CLUBBIE NOT YOURS YOU WHORE
I can't even tell if this is skinwalking or he's just this mentally unstable at this point
>>576710617which of these are for BWC?
>>576710260So you admit it then. Why would you do that unprompted? What the actual fuck is wrong with you?
>>576710913He was always the one behind the shitposting it's very easy to tell
>>576710854Everytime skinwalking has been used as an excuse for shit behavior it has turned out that it was the original poster all along
>>576710806Vibes are simply off today. Just deranked in jong too after a gangstalking campaign decided to give me the wort possible luck imaginable for 6 games in a row.
CB SSR WIT vs TEIO SSR WIT?
>>576710913bro really thought he could shittalk me for months without any reciprocation, only I know this though
>>576710617>not the updated list
>>576710968I guess it makes sense why he left /uma/ to go to the club with the other literal lolcow
Umama the 2 plat haver "expert" is having a melty because he got called out
>>576711006They have very different functions and your question cannot be answered without more context
>>576711064Who is doing that tho
>>576709893
I want to have sex
>run going well>getting 4 songs a concert>got medium S>suddenly get a drought of no rainbows for 7 days in a row on senior yearI'm gonna pop a blood vessel
>>576710056Based, get laser and get rid of that chest/back hair women don't actually like it
>>576710545Nah
>>576711090At least he has two plats unlike the staygoldtranny
>>576711167preach sis
>>576710017What does Teio's Hachimi taste like? Actually what does real horse piss taste like?
>>576711159Me too
>>576711225V meltyNobody likes you
>>576711110Just the general stat output for GL, ignoring gold skills and hints.
Mr. CB is so cute I need her
>Faggot hours
>>576711064You only knew I did because I straight up reached out to you and apologized for doing so, as well as telling you I was going to stop, which I did when you decided to randomly doxx. You really are an attention whore in the truest sense of the word since you feel the need to drag this out in public instead of settling things in private
>>576709058Is there even a point to fast learner right now? With 3k sp a run I'm usually only missing a couple of meh whites from the list at the end.
>>576711165The specialty priority songs are decorative.
I dont really know whats going on here but thats a good thing?
/uma/ made me homophobic
>>576711336
>>576711283I like him
>>576711415shit parents alert
Fucking discord drama, what is this thread even
>just found out I am doing unoptimized runs this whole time by buying lessons after getting 4 songs in hopes for a song carryoverFUCK
>>576711509I know because you're a dramafagging discordfag just like him
>>576711535She actually looks cuter like that, huh.
Link to /uma/ discord?
>>576711551in junior that's fine
>>576711361>implying you stopped at alleveryone knows your character I can recognize you too you knownow go leave your club again you rat
>>576711551I don't get it
people who spam images they saved from twitter complain about people who spam club shitposts and expect anything but ridicule
Hey lads look at this cool fanart
drama sisters we're eating good today
>>576711850Boobies!
isn't it kinda funny that we have a chiyoposter and an ardanposter but they like never interact with each otherthey don't even like flirt with each other even though they're both faggots
Stop making drama and start making babies
GL is quick since you already know a run is bricked if you don't have 5 songs before classic year
friday
>>576711885Nice, right?
>>576711702What?
https://poal.me/5ai9fxhttps://poal.me/5ai9fxhttps://poal.me/5ai9fx
>>576711551In a way it's a gamble whether you can reach for the 4th/5th song for the carryover>not enough tokens for the last lesson before next songCongratulations you just wasted shit tons of tokens
>>576711927Can Oguri stop being so fucking erotic? I'm gonna go to Kasamatsu just for her
>>576711956Big fan, personally.
>>576711974I'm actually voting the other option this time because GL is fun (MANT was too but was getting stale by the time that poal came out)
>>576711668I literally stopped when I said I would until you did what you did. It's not my fault you attract so many schizos because you attention whore so fucking much that you think everyone's obsessed with and out to get you. Narcissism and paranoia is not a good combo
Why does song carryover matter again?
>>576712041Boobs are nice
>>576712029Go see the Oguri Cap statuehttps://maps.app.goo.gl/n5dez99c4B4uEmHN8
>>576711910the chiyoposter is a gay larpgod which is why he is getting put off by the actual gay ardanposter
>>576712048>says bpd bobbyno accountability as alwaystake your meds
>>576711924sorry, Cafe, but it looks like you'll have to give up coffee for another 11 years
>>576712041German Milk Deluxe
This is exactly why everyone is against discord clubs here. Both of you can shut the fuck up and take it to discord
>>576712276You first
>>576712276NTA but you aren't making a good argument honestly replying like this
what the fuck is going on
>A quarter of the posts I see are just stubsGod bless filters
Thoughts?
>>576711415Well I finished the run and couldn't get everything even with fast learner
I think we should foster a culture of kindness here
>filter fag[-]
Let your trainee have her way with you at the end of senior year.
>>576709191never saw this supposed proof
>>576712457All these posts, yet this is somehow the worst one
>>576712461>FM instead of 4am buttscratch Sky
>>576712135>>576712510If I were Ardan's trainer I genuinely don't know how long I'd last before giving into her advances
>>576712594Because it doesn't exist
>>576712432Uma&Co deleted the ERP channel on discord
>>576712279Our baby will drink Cafe Lattes
>>576712637
>>576711261Teio's hachimi tastes very sweet, refreshing despite being warm, hints of lemon and grapefruit. Even after her straining workouts, there's never any trace of bitter. t. as her personal teiolet, I discreetly dispose of her fluid waste
new cryer
>>576712504But I know, I know Life can be beautifulI pray, I prayFor a better wayWe were kind before We can be kind once more We can be beautiful Just not today
>>576712585Dober has said repeatedly that she's not interested in me though?
>>576712457can you pastebin your filters?
>>576712628I'm broke, don't have a single copy despite rolling 500 gorillion times with both dailies and on Hello
>>576712637just hold on for 3 years and then you can breed her for the rest of your life
>>576712515Umas should be yuge
i redeemedi still dont have xoguri and never will
>>576712727I would perhaps even fold on the first one. My god she's so beautiful and sexy.>>576712834I would DEFINITELY not manage to hold on for the full 3 years.
>>576703373Bro when did the quota get upped from 6 milly and why was I kicked without warning when I was doing runs daily :(
>>576712917good boy
It's exactly 2 years since my Dad passed away and I don't think I've ever let go of my feelings, uma musume is there for the past year and that helped me alot but my Dad is always in the back of my mind.thanks for letting me blogpostuma musume
>>576703101sniffffff
>>576712585>end of senior yearperfect.
>>576712628Huh
>>576712585Isn't that kinda dangerous with someone like Super Creek or Gold Ship?
>>576713043This bitch is so easy
>>576713087Why is it always an esl that does these translations
>>576712917based
>>576713169Do you want to do them
>>576713169because EOP's don't speak other languages retard
>>576713087kek
my lowroll...
>>576712979Hey man whatever helps you cope with your loss. Mine passed away in 2019 as well. Hope you're doing well. Those feelings of yours are normal and they're a burden everyone has to carry. Don't be afraid to reach out to those close to you when you're having a bad day.
I usually prefer titcows but Cafe is one flatty I would have kids with
>>576713169Because Indonesians and filipinos are TLers and the west are just consumers
>>576712921
>>576713112Ai-chan's Ai-chans
>>576713230Give me some you want to see translated and I'll do it later. >>576713234Then why don't they translate it to their native language. Or at least get someone who actually knows English to fucking do it. Simple shit like "I'll lent" vs "I'll lend" is not hard to catch.
>>576713287You're driving me insane with these just like Ardan is driving me insane with her loving personality and huge tits
>>576713329>dies during childbirth
>>576713169Because ESL are passionate enough to do these meanwhile EFL are brainless consoomers
SPECHAN HAS ARRIVED!!!
>>576713398do you know what EOP means
>>576713432I was about to say this....
>>576713112me btw
>>576713402
>>576713329the first of ten
>>576713453Did you read my post at all? I'm asking why the ESL translators do not translate to their native language. I never mentioned EOP because they're EOP, I said that the ESL translators should at least get QC.
wait, how much power Rickey needs
>>576713453NTA but please elaborate. Googling didnt give me the answer I was looking for.
>uma breeding posting
>>576713553BECAUSE ENGLISH IS THE UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE YOU FUCKING TARDIT HITS THE MOST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD FUCKING SHIT
>>5767135761.2k
Falco would never.
>>576713553because why would they you fucking retardthey want to translate it to english so everyone who reads it atleast understands the gist of ityou're getting mad at a non issue>>576713589english only peasant
>>576713169Because they don't have a soul, so they translate soulless shit.
>>576713634If it's the universal language they could literally get someone who speaks English to QC. Are you not actually reading my post or what
I need to have kids
>>576713512The heart eyes are TOO MUCH
>>576713512
>>576713169SEA NEETs have the time to scour the internet for untranslated content. They churn out mediocre translations for algorithm dominance or something retarded. Who knows.
>>576713660Be a slut?
full of dance
>>576713704you're literally braindeadgo apply to be quality control then if you care so much
>>576713660bitch you're in my house, no one's going to hear you scream here
>>576713860retard
>>576713860Based
this thread is terrible and full of homos
>>576712917Extremely based
>>576713894I'm braindead for saying they should get someone who actually speaks English to QC instead of looking like bumbling retard by making a mistake even an 8 year old child could catch. Okay.
>>576713979Sweepert...
ok but how do we make this thread worse?
>>576713737I've thought about it and I think I'd only want sons. I think one woman in my life is enough for me
oyakodon
>>576713781>>576713742
>>576714028go apply for the quality control then if you care so much you braindead monkeythis is why EOP's are usually the worst because they can only complain while not doing a lick of work
MamboKEKs...
What parent should I autorun for my Camping Dober Mile sparks parent? Any interesting picks for libra cup?
>>576713660Raped by Curren Chan
ATTENTION ALL HIGH EARNERS not from /uma/ clubthis poal is for (You)https://poal.me/wljfiuhttps://poal.me/wljfiuhttps://poal.me/wljfiu
first time making a frontdo i REALLY need taking le lead?
>>576714117you forgot your avatar
>>576714117Show me where they're taking applications then, you subhuman. Also love how I offered to translate stuff and am still being called an EOP.
>>576714073I want 5 daughters and one son that's the youngest so I can have an excuse to give him all the attention
>>576714176too lateI like my clubbies
>>576714248Nobody likes the leeches in their club
>>576714104Out of superlatives. You win again ardan poster. Not like I ever put up much of a fight. I simply love Ardan too much>>576714243And now my dick is hard too
Did i fuck this up? And if so, how badly? Is she still usable or should I give up my trainer license and hang myself?
>>576714161Yeah?
>>576713169They're doing it for the 5 elonbucks of twitter revenue, a "job" which makes them the top percentile earners in indonesia or whatever impoverished third world nation they're from.
>>576714218being able to read basic kana is not a skill, you can learn hiragana and katakana in a week tops, every 8 year old could do that :^)you're literally still EOP
>>576714176I'm a top 5 earner of a B+ clubit's comfy down hereAnd I like carrying little runts Might join a new S club tho
>>576713979cry more sweepy
>>576714206As far as i understand no? I never saw someone using itt.newcutie front explorer
What's with this part of her hair anyway? Where does it go? Why are there still bangs over it?
>>576714243
>>576714206yes retardbobo and fine can max wit easily anyway
I've unironically spent more time building my debuffers than xOguri just because unity is more fun.
>>576714334pray you hit more dominator lobbies than murmur lobbies
Oh its a final corner race carryover race I can use basically anyone.
>>576714176KYS allen
>>576714176These kinds of polls don't work because flatlining niggers will always vote against quotas/S clubs and anything else that puts their unearned A+ income at risk
If only there was a trainer that would rape my throat the quality would improve
>>576714165Ask the Koreanshttps://uma.inven.co.kr/dataninfo/guide/?bidx=292609https://uma.inven.co.kr/dataninfo/guide/?bidx=292446https://uma.inven.co.kr/dataninfo/guide/?bidx=292424
>>576712029she's completely oblivious about it
>>576714487Umigger I need you to crash out
>>576714176Also asked as "Are you a whore that would take it raw for 5 dollar"
>>576713704It's literally just one guy on xitter who makes these TLsYou why don't you get a guy to translate it for you or even better learn Japanese?
Bros...
I still think about Mejiro Ryan's boobs
Does this look like a rapist to you?
If only this stallion whore would die
>>576714176we're 1 year into the game bwo it's too late for mergers
so are the deboofers of choice nature + 1 dom or 2 doms or a single nature
>>576714589RickE+! RickE+! Run is brickE+!
>>576714498hi
>>576714498The quality of what?
>>576714176*poaches from the new club and makes it derank*
hey
please help autis/uma/ reach A+
insane how blatant some of these top clubs are
>stallion???¿????????¿??¿?
Skankjiro Ardan
>>576714176Do you understand that S requires almost 250m a month minimum from everyone right now?
>>576714206the bare minimum is>Angling & Scheming >Taking the Lead>Escape Artist>Concentration/Focus>Groundwork>3 greens for Groundwork>Prudent Positioning + Dodging comboand then you try to add midrace and last spurt stuff
>>576714812bratty today...
>>576714798We told you that she was an evil horse.
>>576714380It's used to make the braid
I don't like this thread
>>576714937Jealous?
>>576714824>focusforgot your oguri image bwo
>>576714820250?? Is literally everyone in S unemployed or what
>>576714783ewwww
I still don't know what people mean by "carryover speed/accel"
>>576714937I don't like that ugly fucking dog you just posted either.
>>576714935The braid doesn't make any sense either. Where is that hair taken from? That part of the bangs doesn't look like it connects to the braid at all
>>576714778hey
>>576715081retard
>>576714685>>576714730Stop talking and get to work
I fucking hate Uma&co so fucking muchfuck off chiyonigger
>>576715025carryover is when a skill procs before the accel phase but bleeds into it. Lets say late race is on a corner and you proc curvature on it shortly before late race starts. Your uma will be at a higher velocity than the competition and have less accelerating to do, meaning you reach top speed faster
>>576715126hey
>>576715025If a car going 5mph and a stopped car accelerate at the exact same time, who wins?
>>576715081Don't think too much about it, even spechuds brain canonically a headwear
>>576715151this guy draws ardan too well it's cheating
>>576715151you're not the original ardan AGP cutie
>>576715151I love off model Ardan
>>576715191hay
Is Bourbon wit card was F2P? Damn i started to play late...
I wish umama would scream at me in discord...
>>576714541toned backs are so fucking erotic and I wish more umas understood this
She deserves to be covered in cum
Yeah, I do
>>576715335It's ass aside from the skill (and scenario link). If you want to main fronts dont worry because in 5 months everyone will be using the gacha bourbon card
Guys I think shichi is trying to tell me something but I don't quite get ti
my tact gf daring
>has to samefag with two devices nowyawn
>>576715335Yeah, it dies in another 4 months or so tho, so it ain't that bad
I for one am supportive of the multiplication of ardan agp posting because it means I get to see more images of one of the sexiest umas in the game.
>>576715535?
>>576715443>>576715554Are we thinking getting 1 new bourbon card is enough?
left or right
>>576715609the new bourbon card is much better and you cant run both
>>576715662slut or whore
>>576715335It's a dogshit card single handedly carried by its gold skillMeanwhile the gacha bourbon wit SSR has gold gw AND an actually useful card with good stats That's why its better and a must for frontfags
>>576714176I am not gonna join your jewish cabal!
the funniest thing is I don't even think they would take it they're just a larper unlike me that's why I'm better
>>576715335Just use her speed card it actually gives you stats
>>576703395I just had a danish and half an apple for brekfust
It's giving pathetic
schizo melty
Anyone else try to run a full team of autorun umas just for shit and giggle?It will be very funny if they get in graded B final and win
umas for this feel?
>>576715846nice spelling mistake retard
>>576715739is this faggot really mad someone else is getting attention?
>>576715739What are you talking about nonny
>>576715891maya
>>576715907Scroll up for a monumental umama melty
>>576715709>>576715691But if i get ONE for 200 rolls it would be alright? Or i need mlb?
>>576715909
Im gonna make a festival gold city parent. Thats seems like it would be good for dober on this track
GIWTWM
everybody shut the fuck upshoes rush is coming
Brickedcord...stop raiding the thread...please
Did clubs get wiped off the top 30 again?
>>576715881I think I might need to at this point
next bread will be wurst
>>576715846Since when did we give monkeys access to a keyboard and autocorrectWhat the fuck does this mean
*walks into anons room*Smells like penis in here.
>>576715846slay sister don't listen to the haters
>>576716059Weird ass mouth. Only a currenfag to use such low quality AIslop
I'm shitting out club points right nowthe secret is 9* stam parent
>>576716119>get to club screen>6 requests up>click on the all button>3 requests up>donate shoes>10 club points gainedAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Uma artist that you hate?
>>576716240Did someone say bratwurst?
>>576716370cleaning service has arrived~
>>576714609umas rape you when they are in heat and you refuse to umapyoi
>>576716391Thanks, sis.
>>576716415Sorry Mambro, it do be like that
First Rate Lay
>>576716613that's what my clubbies say to me
>redditshower
>STALLIONSnobody says this
>>576716051You want her at MLB for +2 Wit bonus desu
>>576716463Boring attention whore
>>576715881the cheated glitch gold shitty and yaeno might
>>576716739poorfag jealousy
>>576716715
>>576716875No more white woman pleasant surprise posts for you. I'm disappointed in your behavior.
ENTER: Megamind
The fuck, why does this bitch get so much SP that's 500 more than I usually get
whoa you can get S.Golshi from daily shop already
>>576716875There's a pay-for-sex service in here? A prostitution business? A whorehouse? ...How much for sex
>>576716918Same
And this is why you shouldn't have a discord and why namefags should be ostracized on sight
>>576716415it's ok you'll be able to cap in the evening (the raped male returns)
>>576717021Just reply to umama's posts and it's free
>>576716918thank godannoying ass prick
>>576717021smooches included
be normal
I fucking hate you all
>umama
Skinwalker running rampant...
>called someone a good boy in club chat>he starts spamming stickers
Yepkino Bijin a cute
>>576717156You are literally pushing away everyone and defending the obvious shitposter Major fall off
>>576717340there never was any rise
Finally finish my 400 pulls>3LB LH>MLB TachyonThis is the best scenario banner pull I've had so far
>>576717340who are you referring towe're all anon herestop assumingretard
>>576717423Nice one!
>>576717423Sweet
What pace chaser cards to look out in the near future?
>>576717250Nobody ever loved you to begin with
>>576716728I cant roll her for MLB maybe 200 rolls max...
>>576717413He was fine when he was just a whore but the dramafagging is a major aura loss
>>576717524WRONGwe love Machitan here
>>576717512There isnt a pace specific card outside of the genericly good cards until Mcqueen wit.
Flower umapyoi
>>576716137>>576716137>>576716137
>>576717629Umama has quite literally been annoying since he started avatarfagging months ago
>>576717512if you can spare 30k KS miracle guts is good at LB1 but it's right before ramonu
>>576717272I'd kick such an anon for interfering with shoe donations if I were still danchou, that is
>>576713049>he thinks that site paints the full picture
>There were anons that actually had a positive view of himWhy? Does images of an uma with "I want dick" text attached really make anyone horny enough fot that?
>>576717743You can't avatarfag with 20 avatars lol
>>576717750Keb....
>tfw comfy in A>no club drama>play how I want>life is chill:)
please tell me when I can stop getting raped by Fraudmo (pace player). I have despised this card since I re-rolled for it on launch
>>576717814>fothello thirdie
>>576717512If you're a whaleKS miracle gutsOguri WITTM Opera WITIf you're a poorGOD ignore them and go straight to Macqueen WIT
>>576717452I already know it's you
>>576717827>use an avatar>be a faggot
Be gay
>>576717689s-source?
>>576717874holy schizo
>>576717689Please post the rest on catbox or something somewhereStop cucking me with 1 pager kmyb posts thats not on sadpanda AIEEEEEES
>>576717654>>576717746>>576717869Great, thanks.
>>576717874To be fair there is a skinwalker of him
How do I know I'm not a skinwalker?
https://x.com/i/status/2085561612438733086I didn't know Cygames made a bara game before. Judging from the artstyle, looks like the game got EOS'ed 10 years ago si they can work on Dragalia Lost. Something I love about Cygames is they never actually kill their IP's. Little Noah got a console game, Rage of Bahamut keep getting stuffs, World Flipper teases something (it's been a year though), now the bara game getting new artworks. Something as big as Uma Musume can literally live for 100 years.
>>576718124There was never really a skinwalker, anon.
>can't reach 1200 power with Rickey without putting power card on her is the power bonus really that good
>>576718124proof?
>>576718234retard
>>576718215Ehh, never say never. But I don't care that much
>>576718234Your power goal is at least 1k only because of solid steps
>>576718124I don't think it is a skinwalker this time
Now that umama is dead who will be the next biggest attention-whore?
>>576718384V as usual
>>576718384Me!
>>576718254Stop calling people retards Umama
>>576718456retard
I wanna ask a simple question bros: if I can't buy 15% friendship bonus in junior year, is it a direct brick?
>>576714441Can you show fruits of your work?
>>576718103Real pace niggas will max ks miracle
next thread won't be better
>>576718384V like always
>>576718483it is *not* a brick, refer to this falco run >>576703272anyone who says otherwise is baiting you into wasting borrows and or your time. do not fall for it
>>576718579hey
>>576718435>>576718590V is desperate
>>576718579I expect umama melty to last at least 10 more hours so of course it won't be better
>>576716613thanks, did not know there was a recent dump from that artist.
>Danchou just called out 7 people by name who can't even auto 2 million per dayThis is gonna be good
I think it's really fucking hot when you have to gag your trainee to stop her from biting
Its actually better to get more specialty priority in junior year because most of the friendship bonus doesnt unlocks until later and it will let you get more friendship trainings and tokens but yall arent ready for that conversation.
it's true
>>576718703haythere....
>>576718729>Doesn't want to be bittenFound the gay man
>>576718337that doesn't answer my question
>>576718703mambro...
>none of the trainings gives enough token for 3rd songFuck you game but thanks for telling me to glue this early
>>576718729it's better when she lets me pull her hair from behind
Why are Nips so racist to dirt horses
It's Friday!What are we doing?
which one should I read next?
>>576718824Hes using that thing you guys. Stone him.
>>576718703Id kill myself if that happened to me
>>576718815It does, and in a way you are unable to fathom.
>>576718884Laisu
>>576718882kill yourself umama
>>576718505It's nothing too impressive but I'm winning like half of the lobbies so guess that's fine.
>>576718884Become boytorena
>>576718850Sekai ichi darto hosu Forever Young changed their mind already now nips love dirt
>>576718882Ask Umama
God I can't wait for Calstone and this retard.
>>576719094reddit
>not even hornyposting can save this thread
>>576718884narita taishin
>>576719094Believe...Forgotten...
>>576719094What about Believe?
>>5767193354 and fuku dies
anons I'm trying to get wit sparks but I am not sure how to get +1100 wit with independent training, would 4 wit cards + LH + throne work maybe?
>>5767193637 and you gotta be nice. 4 I post a no-no
>>576718884Why does hoisar have that much
Tomorrow...
>>576719438>4 I post a no-noOnly a coward would leave it to chance instead of gambling on a warning or a 3 day.
Will /uma/club accept Umama back to their discord?Please get rid of this faggot in the threads
>>576719660>least subtle Brickcord post
>>576719125>>576719196>>576719213I like Believe too, but Seibah clones just trigger something in me.
>>576718703>check club>nothing again
>>576719632
>>576719740Mambro...
>>576719039i mean do you even need aoi? who is even running end closers
Holy fuck I just came buckets to Kumiyabe's Flower doujin.
>>576705721
>>576719413I guess no one is trying to get wit spakrs
>>576718703I wish my danchou would do this
>>576719705V please stop defending your boyfriend
>run a pre-op dirt race in junior year gwoo >assuming you are going to win zen nipple yushin gwooo otherwise it is a literal run killer>run dirt derby in summer ghwoooooooWOW FALKEKS HAVE IT ROUGH
Urara...
>>576719858She also has subdued front and gives a bunch of sp and wit + occasional mood ups.
>>576719963I wish my danchou would do me
>>576719632You can't post that
>>576715191Wahey
>>576720087if you're a shitter that is
why does falco auto lose the dirt mile in junior year
Raisu...
>>576718703
>>576720087Those races requiring energy too despite being goals is also very stupid
>>576720279stupid fuck
Heliosfag is cucked by Unama btw
>Medium S>Front S>groundwork proccedand of course I have no rainbows...
>>576720367I mean who hasn't
Did something actually happen to Umama or is it just shitposting?
>>576717156Wife
>>576720517I can't tell desu
>>576720367>Unamathe evil twin...
>>576718703Which club pleaseI will join you
>>576720437So you're saying your run was ASS?
>>576720682chocon
>>576720728perish
post more images
gwos the daily pull gave me another ssr cleat...
>>576720937IS THAT REAL
>>576720367What is their lore that you bring them up
>>576720937ok
phew we stopped the bleedingwe won't be A+ anymore but comfy A seems plausible now
is [Bubblegum Memories] Taiki Shuttle any good? I got her from a ticket thrown at Yeppers.
Test
>>576719871Nigga share your blessings PLEASE
>>576720992
>>576721001mambro...
>>576721001I'm leaving soon
Next bread will be more gay
>>576721274me on the left
>>576721198do you have the non-TL version of this?
>>576719660I'll take her in our club but we don't have a Discord
I wish we can reroll songs with tokens, that should fix GL instantly
>>576721348
>>576721351
so likewhy are we T26?that's little higher than usual
>>576721365If she does end up clubless I wonder if anyone would actually take her in
Mambo!
>>576721530Uma&cucks need this faggot to maintain A+They wouldn't let this slave go silly
>>576721426just like whistles, yeah
>>576721530Bricked took hayashi anything's possible
>>576720957He's right you know restraint is trash
>>576721495I think some clubs probably imploded but I'm too lazy to check
>>576721637>Uma&cucksLol
yellow falco stupid chicken dance
>spped/milehmm
>>576721807>Restraint >>576720957
>>576721905retard
>>576721637unironically think nobody is gonna take that faggot in anymore so he's stuck with Schizo&Co
>>576721304I'm gay for brown
>>576722073>>576722073>>576722073
>>576721304Hishi stands for snusnu
>>576720957He should've accompany this with oguriface
>>576721715King wouldn't say this
>>576706496WHICH CLUB
Which umas would accept that I'm gay and find me a boyfriend?
