Previous: >>576703101>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Yukino Bijin (3*), Winning Ticket (alt) (3*), Narita Taishin (alt) (3*), Smart Falcon (alt) (3*), SSR Smart Falcon, SSR Silence Suzuka, SSR Tokai Teio, SSR Twin Turbo, SSR Light Hello, SSR Agnes TachyonCurrent CM: Virgo Cup 2 - Ooi Dirt 2000m Medium/Right/Fall/Sunny/GoodCurrent Event: Wings of Steam and Steel, 1.5-Year Anniversary Celebration Part 3>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/kapy9o.jpg 08/05 - Yukino Bijin (3*), SSR Silence Suzuka, SSR Smart Falcon08/05 - Virgo Cup - Medium/Right/Fall/Wet/200008/12 - Seeking the Pearl (3*), SSR Daiichi Ruby, SR K.S. Miracle08/13 - New Legend Races08/18 - Halloween Agnes Digital (3*), Halloween Meisho Doto (3*), SSR Daitaku Helios, SSR Mejiro Palmer08/18 - Days Flying By Story Event08/25 - Aston Machan (3*), SSR Fine Motion, SSR Maruzensky08/25 - Libra Cup - Mile/Right/Fall/Firm/1600>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Summer Seiun Sky (3*), Summer Mejiro Bright (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Brown.....
rainbowless summers brick you even harder because you miss out on currency
Hello friends!!
>>576722073I liked it when ruby said mean shit
uma musume
Machitan eroi
>>576722073>>576722162
>the brickcord raid is realgrim
>>576722162>pull on ls and ec banners and get fuck all and only a single spark>pull on tachy and lb her no problem>0 brown pace chasersLife is so unfair...
>>576722162Brown wife
Who is UmamaWho was Umama arguing with and doxxed.Why did the other guy apologizePlease explain the lore to me
>>576722280>Umama still melting
Uhhh... my dancho just namedropped our bottom earners??
>>576722247no arm swings make this considerably lamer
>>576722427what, not the insanely ugly ai art style?
>>576719039You running them as Late? Have you encountered any issues with Dominator procs in heavy debuffer rooms (3 aces 6 deboofers)?
If you play lates and dont pull on ruby power you brick your account btw
Who the fuck redesigned this shit
>>576722352I keep checking to see if there is any spicy drama in my club chat
unironically sending clankers in cm
>>576722247Thanks umagrok
>white man displeasure
>Oh yeah, and when designing Oguri Cap, make sure she has negative sex appealSeriously, why did they do it?
>rice is nervous/clumsy with all the ramen tasks except draining them
My trainee tries to seduce me, but my cock can't get hard from such a poverty body
sex training
>>576722229Konbanwa babysachi-san.
>>576722352proof or didnt happen
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/bjS23Y>https://jiggie.fun/bjS23Yhttps://jiggie.fun/bjS23Y>https://jiggie.fun/bjS23Yhttps://jiggie.fun/bjS23Y
>>576722490>Ruby Powerlol
>>576722697She's amazing at draining noodles with her hands if you catch my drift heheheheh
>>576722664gays not welcome
>>576722732I look like this
>>576722784sauce me up
My trainee is seducing me in a very childish way (such a good girl!)
>>576722319Please…
>>576722732I'll take her from you and make many babies and a happy family while you die alone retarded cuck>>576722849Marry me and I'll give you many babies
>>576722814It's Tokarev!
>>576722956Dont worry about it and keep that shit in the other thread thanks
>>576722073Cute
>>576722757
guys how do I get wit in auto training? I'm trying to get some wit sparks...
club rank is recovering will be back in c+ soon thankfully
>>576722073I love this Ojou>>576720502Keen Eye really changes things for her incase the 2 red skills pop off too early
after deep consideration I concluded that Rickey is the biggest semen demon in the game
Nishino LOVE
>>576722483Late, yeah. I haven't seen many rooms with 6 debuffers and in actual cm there's gonna be even less so don't think it'll be much of a problem.
I've never even gotten over 1250 spd...
>>576723002I just want to know! This is important!
>>576722319>>576722956Dunno but it starts here >>576708429
So with this cards release it's officially specialization time?Is it better to hyper focus on a single running style from here onwards, or 2 at most?
>>576723075Ruby wouldn't be a slut like this
>>576723265Not even 2. You pick one unless you plan on spending.
Tachyon LOVE>>576723265>2Only if the other is Pace and only if you're a light spender at minimum
>>576722073Making banchou repeat the slide bit ad nauseam during dance practice because she doesn’t look happy enough while doing it…
>>576723385what the fuck am I looking atalso where can I buy that Kris S plush???
>>576722319he was arguing with hayashi
Did they update the base client or is this a brand new hachimi feature?
>>576723375>pacerenjoy having a bazillion cards to roll laterfronts at least die out in terms of cards to roll so you're set for LoH for years
>>576723583hachimi
>>576723207Who and why are people talking shit in discord? >>576723474Are they lovers or something?
>>576723645us cheatGODS are eating good
>>576723583CHEATERYOU CAN'T WATCH AND REWIND CONCERTS REEEE
>>576721001There's nothing comfy about rewarding lazy faggots with Rank A carats when even the newcutie is outpacing the veterans.
I don't like that I'm not even T15 top earner anymore
>>576723075how does keen eye do that
does front seriously have to MLB both ramonu and bourbon ~a month between each other
>>576723265Can you skip Ramonu if you plan on rolling for Bobo?
>>576723790Taking Sirius to beSiriusly taking her as my brideSiriusly mating impregnating and love making
>>576723890564
>>576723896nyeppers>>576723959nyoppers
>>576723623Anything distance specific you just borrowPace has a very light pull plan and can be supplemented onto an existing style plan with just the battle passes and vouchers well into year 5
>>576723896>>576723959They can consider skipping Ramonu and borrowing (IF they roll for ancestors). Otherwise skipping Ramonu just basically means giving up for a scenario.
>>576723959Maybe, if you're willing to borrow Ramonu
>>576723757This but unironically, tick tock hachimifags
>>576723583>>576723757I don't understand how that's not a base client featurelike what's the logic here besides laziness I guess
>>576724102hello poorfag
>>576724105You've no idea how much money they're saving by being lazy
>>576724204what species is this
>>576724324Onahole
>>576724324Ugly
>>576724356So she's an onahole on-a-hole?
>>576724324Wife
>>576724324retard
>>576723959You can consider it if you plan on pulling both Bobo and Machan, but it is up to you if that is a good idea or not
>>576724079Why would you ever skip Ramonu (120 free pulls btw) and roll Ancestors (0 free pulls btw)
>>576723790do a+ numbers then
>>576723583holy moggerino
>>576724079>skip the card that lasts months for a card that lasts one scenario bro
>>576724437Since its a box, she would be a prez-ent
>>576724525Well one needs MLB and the other is fine at 0. I'm not saying it's a good plan/worth it, but it's an option truly dedicated front mains can consider. I wouldnt do it simply for the fact that Ramonu allows you to at least have the option of making umas of other styles, even if suboptimally.
>I missed the SEX cb threadnyooooooooooo
>>576723790I'm fairly certain multiple people are jumping ship after gibs so they're going to get what they deserve regardless
1 room match go gogo2212907322129073
Thanks to the anon linking the Umama threadHow's the HRT goingLMAOOOOO
>>576724105Deliver the minimal viable product + If it aint broke don't fix it + unironically funnel money not to making the money printer better but to gamble on actual real life horses
Is it better to mix running styles for TT teams or go with your strongest styles? Is there a style that's just better? I feel like I see fronts a lot. I'm definitely feeling the specialty tax now though, I got nothing going for fronts in general, mostly geared towards lates.
>>576724806Isn't that how the umahousing market crash happened
>>576724754BASED BASED BASED
>>576724683for front ramonu is a 1 scenario card as well since l'arc is single wit pretty much all the way. it's still a better pull than ancestors because you want to play ramonu+throne on the first gm cm before either ancestors or bourbon are out so you're sad if you plan for bourbon+ancestors instead
>>576724693Be the change you want to see
>>576724870It doesnt really matter which style you ommit. Fronts just are good for TT since they can run the f2p wit bourbon card (sorry newcuties) for both taking the lead and also concentration via the scenario link.
>>576724870It's always better to mix styles for TT because of bonusesYou can try with your stronger style, if you've got the cards it MIGHT get you better results with golds and winning races
neat
>he doesnt have his oshi on 12 yetfake fan>>5767249612lazy, plus I don't have enough imagery.
>>576724754why would umama have a Rice profile picture tho
>>576724754Where is this from?
>>576724754This whole thing stops being funny when there are unironic discordtrannies in this thread and smearing their shit all over
Good thing my club has a discord because the game chat fucking SUCKS
Gold Ship.
>>576724887nyo. mostly neighas that couldn't afford umahouses decided to loan carats to buy them. Then when the umabank came to collect their heaps of profits they were short a LOT of money and investors weren't happy about it so the bankers asked for a bailout (free carats) and they got it (if you're the one asking for carats then they'll tell you to get fucked)
>>576724689>>5767249520LB Ancestors is giga cope, group cards are training cards>if you only train frontsNo one does that especially since it's when fronts starting falling off for CMs
>>576724737>second placeMy best rickey yet, i think i'm ready bwos to get to B finals or something
Can we leave the /xivg/-tier garbage in the old thread please
>>576723207>>576712370wtf
>>576725296>wh*toid horse
do i train my deboof in unity or gl
>>576725348Once everything gets resolved it can be put to rest
>>576725294why would you want to write that in the club chat tho?
>>576725294>umadoxxer
Umama still has a boypussy
>>576725569what the fuck is a boypussy fucktard
>>576725569don't care still smashing
>>576725515Because I hate those incel chudmasters talking about sparksSid they stop updating umaflagger it or something? It fucking sucks too nowadays
>>576725294This thing doesn't even flag stuff correctly
>>576725434whitoid game
>>576725592it's where you put your dick in a boy
Bam
>>576725751NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Who the fuck are you talking about
>>576725748YESIt hasn't being working for a lot of stuff I try to type in the last few days
i've done one (1) OGC run thus far and promptly returned to clanking. perhaps it is ogre for me.
>>576725294>>576725748That reminds me you can't write Sagittarius in the chat even though it's the name of one of the eventMy guess is because "sagi" means scam in Japanese and they use the same banlist as JP
this has been going on for days. when does it get better?
>>576725751Oguri Cap (as in peak) is a gray horse tho
>>576725776Boo
>>576725592I believe it is the male asshole, if I recall.
7 and you have to do 1 full Trackblazer run, all three years, start to finish, CLOCKLESS
>training digital>fail a 4% training>gets practice perfect >next event is mood up and lucky seven>the next turn event is acupuncturist>gets both recoveries for freeThanks Shiraoki-sama I will run this blessed digital as you wish.
What do they have in common?
>>576725980ALL Y'ALL LOOKALIKE
>>576725965When V finally dicks him down, or the entire club I guess
>>576726121THEY ARE MY FUARKING HEROS
>>576726181Umama...
>>576726147YOU GODDAMN RACIST!
they saw me (the no.1 mare recruiter in all of tracen)
>>576726181Impossible. Xe had xer MTF bottom surgery.
>>576726181>V>dick
>>576726386Proof?
>>576726320Yeppers cute.....
>>576726121No clue actually
>>5767260834 and you have to strangle fuku to death
>>576726121I dont want to have sex with any of them
>>576726436No...
>>576726567Enjoy your MANT run.
>>576723469All this talk about the "slide" yet NO posts containing the actual video, curious!
7 and I'll marry with my favorite umamusume
MY HERO
1-9 or 0 and everyone here takes a turn with me
>>576726836that sword is a literary metaphor for my penis, btw.
>>576726869>takes my turn petting you
5 and I'll Bakushin
>>576726869
>>576726995BAKUSHIIIINNNNN
>>576726869better spread that bussy boy
>>576726981yayyy
>>576727054Look at those anal beads(her braided twintails)
umama pleaseovr repvtation....
>>576726995
Why does uma attract so many agp anons?
>>576727171LOL
Im starting to like her more and more
>>576727220>no freckles
>>576727220Boobies...
>>576727054Wait, Bakushin is actually hot?
>>576727079
>>576727372>he didnt know
>>576727171>implying it was not already in the gutter
uma&co is never going to be 30/30 again
>>576727372always was, gwotato chip.
>>576727530>lier
>>576727372
yikes im never joining uma&co or rebricked those are agp clubs
>>576727372Uh yes, are you blind?>>576727530>Bakushin hair downUNNNNNFFFFFFFFFF
>>576727627
>>576727572keiba ojisan!!!
based im gonna join uma&co or rebricked those are agp clubs
I will be running two 564 Dominator & Keen Eye debuffers in Open League just to piss other jobbers off. If I dont have anything that can run medium dirt, neither will they.
>>576727702Super sexo
>insp makes my deboof dirt Aa-am i bricked
>>576727926>openmight as well lean into the murder by using stam debuffers
left or right? NN is a fucking nigger and didn't finish her chain
>>576728050>retarded
>>576727220its the porn
Boybies
>>576722247>no tit jiggle in 2026agi is NOT happening
wahey
Nowadays I just blow out my 5 borrows in an instant on new day then loop bot the rest of the day
>>576728050new runyou have 1 more day
>>576728050you're gambling either way but i'd pick left
>>576728029I have some normal stam debuffs but making debuffers is so boring so I doubt Ill have it in me to run normal Natie just for Mystifying Murmur
APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
I hate zoomers so much.
>>576728329
>jobs in her own cardi guess i now know why it's a debuff
>>576728758I swear she never gives me this when I try to autorun a debuffer.
One of the greatest characters ever created.
now what
what the FUCK?
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/148140062https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/148139914>>576729053now we have some fun PLAYING VIDEO GAMES
May be I should have just quit when medium S did not proc. This is just hurtful
WHERE THE FUCK IS CINGRAY SEASON 2WHERE THE FUARK IS PRETTY DERBY SEASON 4
>>576729148don't post that artist they make me hard
>>576729273Mambo!
>>576729273Rugacchi!
>>576728954CB won't let herself go like that
>>576726121I was about to say Takarazaku Kinen but Oguri jobbed it
>>576729151retard
>750 stamina with Tachyon's ulti and corner recovery surely I will survive the debuff hell right
>>576729148>This work can not be displayed in your Country/regionuuuuh bros?
>>576723339
>>576725964Now why would they ban the word scam in Japanese? Really makes you think
>>576729151300 sp in dogshit
>>576729534lol
>>576729293Not my problemhttps://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/148033597https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/148083704https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/148129872
>>576727387ummmm excuse me I think I can see Kitasan Black's PUSSY LIPS??!?!
>>576729683>virgin
>>576729152Who would season 4 be about?Who has protagonist potential and a worthy storyline?
>>576729534From my testrooms it feels like oguris are unstoppable and stam debuff does fuckall to them. Even dominators are so so because at the last turn they have such a good spurt it doesnt matter if they stam out or slow down.
NOOONNYYYYYY
>>576729838Can I have my turn tonight?
nsm aint doing shit
YOU'RE NOT BIJINI'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF
you need to chill
>>576730256Teio a cute tho
>>576730256DEIO SDEBBU :DDDD
I look like this
>>576730256
>Despite everything umama still has a simpah, so we will always be forced to share the general with him because there will always be a fag to enable and defend him
>barely one ace>no defuffer yetThat's the bad part of the accelerated schedule, you can't stop even if you need a breakCan someone please share a debuffer deck for this CM? Also tips if possible
>>576729842I wished they would made another season about Kitasan but good because they skipped large portion of his carrier but we will most likely get Almond Eye
>>576730256stop bitchin'
>>576730034of course you can~
next jiggumshttps://jiggie.fun/pQtFQw>https://jiggie.fun/pQtFQwhttps://jiggie.fun/pQtFQw>https://jiggie.fun/pQtFQwhttps://jiggie.fun/pQtFQw
So Bricked is a SEA club?
its over honestniggas...
CM18 looking good
So uma&co is a schizo club?
uh oh bricked melty
>>576722073my cute trainee
>>576730718The chat is fucking schizo.It got good ranking so I will just ride along.
>>576730309She is but she also stole my remaining carats >:(Also, I already have anime Teio :)
just how hard is it to get skills? i only have one a hand ful of 20 skill umas
>>576730823You are not in the club
>>576730353>10 minutes and no one replied
>umama leaves /uma/ club and starts causing problems>hayashi leaves /uma/ club and starts causing problemsUhhhhhhhhhh nyoticers?
>>576730934>>576730353Everyone hates ChiyonoEveryone hates ChiyonopostersYou did this to yourself
>>576730353>>576730934
who?
>>576730951Hayashi is SEA so it checks out
>>576722229show umanko/
Having Chiyono as my club uma really pisses me off.
>>576731059
Comfy A club next month?
>>576730951umama is fine she's just going through a breakup
>>576730951>they poach, brainwash and release them back into the wild
>play unity for the debuffers>mfwTAKE ME BACK.........
>>576731148Why did you post a blank picture?
>>576731426>Whore City
yeppers fucking died
>>576731410
what happens if you just buy 2 songs and get success instead of great?
>>576730434
Club ERP rankings?
It's time
>>576731570yeppers look like shes jogging...
>>5767315024me
>>576731593lol
>>576731589you get a special cutscene of your uma fumbling on stage and she gets really sad
>>576731629Carrot!
>wins again
[-]
i wonder if 7 all stat is worth jobbing just to save 16 tokens
>>576731661
>>576732069what
Would you borrow this as a grandparent
>>576732154you can intentionally just carry over a song even at 2 hype and get meh success to save a click on a small song
>>576732224No there are way better out there
>>576732224Its a mess of different sparks. Make your own GP
>>576731407My german wife is so sexy
>>576731629>>576731736account no longer bricked
?
>>576731928>
>>576732404Very nice, enjoy your autistic orenji
I will be back home in 10 minutesany jongers?
>>576732538Suzuka...
>here's ur UG spark RETARD wwwwwwwwwwwkusoge
This could be us.
I wish I had a piece of bread to eat my filled peppers with...
peppers
>>576724683Did anyone actually fall for this though? Kita's value was one of the first memes Global had
It's wild that my stam fluctuates between 600-800 even though I consistently bring 18* stam without ever clicking stam or power. Where the FUCK does the 200 comes from
>>576731028I like Chiyoposters
>>576733278retard
>>576733091I need Tachwife for my Tachlife
>>576724035Can you post this supposed Pace pull plan?
>>576731481the things you have to do to scout an uma...
After we gonna get SSR Bourboun with gold groundwork you basically can drop groundwork from parents right?
don't tell me this minor error has been in the game since launch
>>576726121the boyfriend (me)
>>576731481>By her story's summer you show up with a car to pick her upShe won
>>576733484yes but add early lead instead
Are the melties finally over
>>576733831No lol
>>576733831Not yet, Bricked needs to fulfill their annoyance quota
The rooster of my chicken coop died.Umamusume.
>>576733972I am sure he was a good chicken and did his best to protect his hens
>>576733972Rest in peace, king
>>576732336Many are saying this
>>576733972Rich anon owns a farm. Got any pictures of the rest of the coop?
>>576733502my lovely and possessive Kitawife
>>576733972Are you going to eat him?
>>576733972I too would be sad if I lost a cock to be around
How long until umama kills himself?
>>576734201KYS
>>576734261Its his home
>>576722529The addition of trainer skill tests tachyon reseatch and other events are nice, but man the new ui is butt uglly.
apparently above 1200 stats are divided and 1600 is actually 1400, is this true?
Howdy
It's uphttps://youtu.be/yav8icoe5EA
>>576734342I give it a month
>>576734342*herself
I hate Americans and Taiki so much.
>>576734261I thought this horse was grey
>>576734546Pasa is from Kentucky...
>>576734546Even Grass?
>>576734092I ain't rich, the farm was actually cheap because I had to replace and fix and lot of stuff, most of my hens have identifiable stuff so no photos.>>576734162No, he was 12 years old and a gift from my aunt, I've had him since he was a little chick.
>>576734723>>576734703Kill them all.
lmfao i really just forgot to race twice on a record run fuck me literal 16 songs before senior summer
>>576734438nyes
Nature wouldn't be saying that if the one standing there were her Trainer
>>576734804Thats why you set up an agenda first thing first after debut
>>576734924I thought dirt umas got along well...
>>576734924Acute... a cute
>>576734448
>>576734530>>576724754
>>576734749RIP. I'm sure he was well taken care of for the last 12 years. Sorry for your loss.
>>576734438>stat gain in-career is halved >affective stat is halvedEffective effort to push above 1200 is one-quarter'd
Insane how despite all the stupid club drama theres still only one good club from here.
Right is better than left here, correct? My other debuffer is already a 564 Keen Eye Dominator
>>576734804UOOOO IM CLICKING RAINBOOOOWSSSS
>>576735429My straight up retarded wife
>>576735424That club? Mambo.
>two weeks of nonstop clanking>ZERO(0) good flower parents on the db
>>576735424Huh, must be Uma&Co.
>>576735501What if you fire up the gold wit skill?
>>576734804Turn on the alert
>>576735424/uma/ club!
>>576735424BrickedGODS stay winning
>>576735725...you can turn it off?
Imagine if our Danchou wasn't a dumb cucked nigger and kicked flatliners. Our chart could look like this
I guess umama really was doing 90% of the erp it's nice here now
>>576735882Then he would need to sell our souls to moloch
>>576735692Oh shit you're right, I didnt even consider that. I picked it for the FOV :(
>>576735424>kidnaps top earners and makes other clubs seethe>somehow avoids the constant manchild drama that is not related to the kidnapping>still the only S clubHow does /uma/ club do it
>>576735813Well I though I can. Guess not.His fault for missed Yasuda and Takarazuka then.
>>576736052Allen pays us. Shimple
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>576735882Why are you doxxing me bro...
>>576735978he'll be back in a few hours don't worry
>>576735882Make a new club
I want him to log on already
7 I order a pizza, any other number I wont be a fat fuck this friday
>>576732105what a silly retard
>>576735882I can read my own name...
but little did they know, anon ordered kfc anyway
>>576732105You WILL be an Umadol
>>576736238Well thats that then...
>>576734804Dude can't even breathe and think at the same time and he's still going to take that Plat
Club with discord where?
Umama had it coming honestly
>>576736554Top Dog!
DONT LEAVE ME I DIDNT MEAN ANYTHING BY IT IM ACTUALLY NORMAL PLEASE HYPI HAVE TK BELIEVE ME IT CANT END LIKE THIS I REFUSE TO I DOBT WANT IT RUINED FUCK EMEEEE
>>576736516uma&co or bricked are your two options
>>576736238It's Friday, bro. Get your pizza, you deserve it.
>>576736695redpill me on both
>>576735882we gained 6 ranks today?
Two timing with Buena and Still
The 50 priority of both Daiwa + CB wit together is gamechanging. I dropped finemo and it's been comfy
jiggie uphttps://jiggie.fun/pQtFQw>https://jiggie.fun/pQtFQwhttps://jiggie.fun/pQtFQw>https://jiggie.fun/pQtFQwhttps://jiggie.fun/pQtFQw
>>576736684>>576724754>when the hrt starts to kick in
this game fucking suck
>>576736787>SEA and a bunch of cucked hostages>SEA and schizo powercouple, annoying chiyo faggot and some cucked hostages
>>576736787bricked is sea club uma&co is not and has a lot of cool people
How much do I have to wait until her banner shows up?
>>576736859Ines wit is also good. Better hints too in my opinion and a tad more special priority too
>>576736787uma&co>home of umama (tranny), V (fat), and chiyoposter (faggot)bricked>home of hayashi (SEA)pick your poison
>>576737004sniff
>>5767370046 months2 years for the better version
>>576736961V is also SEA THO
>>576734723grass isn't american
sex with mentally unstable trainee?
>>576737141Not just hayashis home, he received a warm welcome after betraying his club and they made him an Officer again instantly, it's more like his palace or his whore house
>>576737141Are any of these people at least like half cute?
>>576737141QRD on /uma/club?
>>576736052>kidnaps top earners and makes other clubs seethe>still the only S clubYou literally answered your own question, but to give a more detailed view point as a A+ member: it's because A+ clubs have to put up with low earners and flatties. They have to because getting members from here nowadays is hard, add that to top members being poached and there's no way we will have another S club.
>>576737427I don't even understand how that could happen. Like he was genuinely a retard kicking an innocent person and THEN proceeded to leave the club without even leaving a note on the nightstand
>>576737362go to sleep>>576737427true>>576737479they all have penises so unless you're gay then no not really
>>576733972Hope you recover from losing your cock.
gayashi is leaving again after this month btw
loopbros?
>>576737513they do it for 500 carats and $20 or something
>>576737141chiyonigger isn't in umanko thowhy the fuck do you think that
>>576737754source: just trust me bro :^)
>>576737726retard being retarded again, crazy stuff
>>576737641Discord buttbuddies. SEAturds stick together
>>576737754t. a
>>576737754everyone I don't like is in Uma&coincluding my danchodebut that means I am in Uma&co...
which A+ clubs don't get shitposted?
>>576737646That doesn't exclude them from being cute..
i thought all the discordposting was a bit. that last thread fucked me up. are you guys seriously playing out petty interpersonal dramas here? jesus christ.
>>576737728meanwhile the top earners in other clubs do it for nothing. Or I guess getting cucked by leeches might be something they enjoy? I won't judge
>>576738021then your best bet is uma&co
Umigger needs to fuck off
umafuck umafuck
>>576738109Do you see now why some anons want to shut that shit down the moment anyone even jokes about it?
>>576737938its true
umamusume
Umama can stayShe's a nice poster when she's not ERPing and actually plays the game
umama
>>576737726He's right tho, restraint is a gaslight.
>>576738443Nobody cares V
>>576738452placebo
>>576738469Pls be nicer
>>576738109There's a reason I wanted optional discord clubs removed from the list months ago, but retards never learn
>>576737726I have yet to see any of you gayass niggas post an ace with restraint or any of the meme ura skills you've been looooping for weeks
>>576738452my word...
>she
This is a boy according to some weirdos.
>>576738597Racing spirit stamina is legitimately an amazing skillThe rest are simply ok or in the case of guts, mediocre.
>>576738685Stop rolling for 7s and be nice for a change
>>576736695>>576736516And /uma/hjong
Get this to me straight I don't give a fuck how this resolves I'm more interested on how it startedwho hates who and why
>>576738630Brooooo!
>>576738780I assume it's not mean for this CM right? It's basically suicide.
>>576738630Thats my bro (female)
>>576738791I hate you. Simple as
>>576738785My heart is full of hatred so never
Is guts build the Akagi of umamusume?
If Umama quits her club will fall to B+
Independent training being this good and only got released at the same time for both JP and global fucks me up. You mean JP niggas has been doing parent runs manually for 5 years?
boy butt
>>576738940it's free on any course with a downhill late rate since survival will be easer than the full spurt HP check, and racing stam will only trigger late race
>>576738978You should work on getting rid of that
nice hours fags
If Umama quits my dick will go limp
>spefag-
>>576739096iirc they had another form of auto, had to keep the game open
>>576738628>chud
>>576739079They have always been A+ tho
I like Special Week
>>576739327Creek is actually a cow, just like Inari
I'm starting to get auto mode a bit better.>Long C got bumped to Long SWtf, why can't I get that in ace runs?!
>>576739174I am going to shoot my hatred (and semen) inside of you
>my club is super chill and is only mentioned in positive light in the threadsfeels good
way too comfy bwos
>>576739327Creek nursing handjob.
>>576739415ME NEXT??????JUST KIDDINGI am next.KYAhahahahaJAHAHHAHAHAAH
>>576739475mambwo...
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm hint maxingI love the shop and Wit Ines Fujin
>>576739456name one club thats talked about in a positive light here
>>576739456post ID, anyone bragging about this is asking to be kicked
>>576739594mine
my club is super chill and almost never mentioned our rank is low as in bad and it's comfortable
>>576739604632053217957
>>576739594Excel
>>576739079we can drop 200 ranks and we'll still be A+ THO
My club is dying and my dancho doesn't even care
>Uma& co without Umama is a B+ clubWhat a happy symbiotic relationship
>>576739594what, so that the schizos can flalseflag about them? nice try, fag
>>576739553I do not stick my dick in crazy!!!
I can't believe that I've fapped to Seeing Sky.
And Jongers are dead today... I will just eat out then
>>576739580they went to a love hotel, specifically the one behind the racetrack, which they built surprisingly close for some reason
>>576739838Me next. I'm baby
>>576739758>be A rank>or A+ but need to put up with this >>576739553not sure if worth
>>576739861About time, everybody in my club hates you dumb faggots
i want to fuck chrono all the time
[Serious question]Do any of these people even act remotely like this in discord?
>struggling to consistently hit SS in my auto parent runs>borrow throne>shoot up to SS+>dont get groundwork 4 runs in a row despite it being on every single parent/grandparent on both sides
>>576740105nyes, what logs do you want leaked?
>doing parrents>cant do a normal one>it's 1/2 tp eventHow i'm gonna do it at full tp? insane
>>576740105Yes see >>576723207
My old crew kicked me out of the discord when I left because of too many flatliners
>>576740116Does throne cause some kind of auto multiplier? I don't get why that card specifically is so good. I get LH for GL, I get Fuku for stats, I don't get throne.
>everyone autisticslly looping for ultra ideal front parents, PP/DD/ignited/gw/rs>fronts have been shit for multiple CMs in a row and were about to enter the pace/late surger ageFor, and I mean this, WHAT purpose?
>>576739760Breeding Ardan and Ardanposters
>>576740105Umama ERP left dicksword containment
>>576740116Do you have your own fuku or did you swap her for throne?
>>576740045YES FUCK ME LIKE THIS
>>576740157Just some simple erp please
>>576739391my favorite is>Dirt G goes to Dirt S randomly on auto>it takes 10+ manual runs for Dirt A to go to S
Which umas would forgive Krillin for not destroying Android 18?
>>576740289I can't explain any math but friend cards in general give fat stats for auto play with throne giving the most
>>576740369That's VC, I don't save those
>>576740328just because
>>576739758Because of this post I went to check and found this, ad that to Hayashi vs Umama drama and now I understand why the sudden shitpost against uma&coDiscord vs Discord violence
>>576740358Umama...
>>576740484Damn... I can only imagine
>>576740328To win
>>576738452>>576738630>>576738971sex
>>576740351Bro no one has fuku except swipers I was borrowing falco power but the stat swing on throne is just massive. Still wish I could borrow falco tho guaranteed GW/PP is really nice
Umama pleaseit's not too late to get help
Hayashi and V are SEA. Is Umama also from SEA?
>>576740515What am I looking at?
>>576740515>inspect element
>>576740609>He didnt roll for FukuImagine bricking your account rolling for ntr instead
>>576740687brick member got poached and they didn't take it lightly
>>576740643Umama is an angloid
>>576740552You guys remember the ENDLESS doomposting that this scenario would be "the oonige scenario" and how suzuka would have ZERO COUNTERPLAY and then it turned out to be an endless struggle for stamina?Might be the biggest gaslight of this season
Should I still join umama rooms now or do I have to avoid them?
>>576740791IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME INSTEAD
>>576740812The next time runaway will be a menace will be in 3 Arima CM
>domo domo~I'm tired, Hitler*hits a decent amount of wit*
>>576740821idk do you want to be associated with "them"?
>>576740760You didnt roll for her either retard, they both were borrows at best and weren't neededBro mant is OVER, its PAST TENSE, you cant gaslight about a scenario THAT ENDED
>>576740808Explains the "prick" from earlier
>>576740812Endlessly ejaculating inside of Light Hello's giant tits.
How do you get 1100 stamina & mostly consistent SS in GL?
>>576741083I do 4 stam, 1 power and Light Hello
>>576735692You saved me, thanksHaving B in dirt isn't that negative for a debuffer, is it?
>>576740812YOU NEED 36 SPEED SPARKS>First CM is flat dirtslop mediumYOU WONT WIN UNLESS YOU HIT 2000 SPEED>You will lose to someone's 1100 speed med S Rice Shower that had 3 gold recoveriesWATCH THIS 30 MINUTE LONG VIDEO FROM AN INDONESIAN
>>576741083You need mlb creek light hello and throne (throne can be borrowed obviously)
>>576741142
fenomeno will never be a mom
>>576741295
Who are you people even talking aboutThis is an anonymous image board so why are you all ultra fucking obsessed with making it not anonymous? Just go to discord
>>576741173Doesnt matter for MM since it hits all in front of her. ASE could be a different matter
>>576723265Technically specialization started with Maruzensky. But if you don't count her for some reason then Wuby is the next "you borrow or roll this or don't run this style in several distances" card.
You guys should be nicer to me
>>576741205Light Hello and Throne? Isn't that too much recreation?
>>576741335
>>576741083I have stam sparks, trying to get a 9* stam parent atmYou need good whites in your legacy thoughalso don't forget to check the Stamina option
>>576741407/uma/ failed the first lesson in neutering schizos: ignoring themand it's been proven time and time again it's not out of incompetence, the general literally loves namefagging drama
>>576741465at least you are less obnoxious than umama (outside of the times you start talking about politics, which makes you as annoying as umama)
>>576741630V?
>>576741485Auto play isnt a real careerAUTO PLAY IS NOT A REAL CAREEE>autoplay is not a real careerNeed to say that loud and clear. It just takes your support cards, your parameters, throws it into bourbonGPT and she lactates out your career results, its a math equationIt doesnt even check stats for race wins, just aptitudes
Reminder that Bricked is behind this
>>576741083you can but you'll have exactly 0 skills
My club chat is so fucking whinyLike yeah this CM sucks but holy fuck get over it or quit
>>576741930>outed himself as a shitter
>>576740045Stop posting things like this
>blaming SEA when it's 4am there right nowAlways the boogieman
>>576741701V is more of a court jester at this point, but if he disappeared I wouldn't miss him at all
>>576742004SEA schizoids do not sleep
>>576741984hey cutie
>>576741630Yeah, leave the politics to the Calstone Light O poster.
>>576741173regular neicha is better than cheer neicha for the murmur?
>>576742089you only run murmur if you can get two of them out there, which means you need either bride maya or mummy creek
>>576741736>Auto play isnt a real career>AUTO PLAY IS NOT A REAL CAREEE>>autoplay is not a real careerI dare you to say that after you're raped by someone's botted Lg ranked Bamboo Memory/Gold City
>manages to derail two fucking threadswho will stop her?
>>576742256I wish I made a tricked out city before that got nerfed
>>576742297Who?
>>576742228hishi miracle get pregnant
>>576742297V's cock in her bumassy
>>576741983ok post a deck that does that with good skills
>>576742297You're a piece of shit V
>>576742230oh cool I have mummy>might have to clank new debuffersman
>>576742389faggot really thought he was about to get spoonfedget fucked retardplay the game for yourself and learn
>>576742297>If someone is so obnoxious it annoys others, then that means he is superiorActual 3rd world mentality
>>576742619concession accepted shitter
Nice thread nonny
>>576741984NOI need to kiss Chrono Genesis without permission while I cum in her umanko raw on a dangerous day.
>>576742721seethe and enjoy your shitty parents
do trainees really do this
>>576742619why did you turn into an actual piece of shit
>>576742749but she'll get pregnant
1.4k speed is enoughi don't care anymore
>>576723375All the styles pretty much have the same amount of specialized cards but late surgers who have a bit more (and of course it makes them the strongest for a while). The real problem with pace chaser is you have to save for Mcqueen wit who is right after Pasa and doesn't have free pulls like wit Dia.>>576723623>fronts at least die out in terms of cards to roll so you're set for LoH for yearsThey just released speed Tap Dance and Kiseki. Speed Tap especially is a giga must have. Before that there's also speed Falco and wit Scarlet which are must pull too.
>>576742089I did have a cheer neicha at first but someone earlier said I should go murmur for stam debuffing rather than having two speed debuffers. no clue if having one of both is best or not
>>576742884oh noooo you have to play the game and figured it out yourself and can't rely on sloptubers for all your informationactual toddler LMAO this is why you will never be good at anything because you don't try things out for yourself>b-but I don't got time!!there's always time you just make excuses for yourself like you always have and you will never amount to anything if you keep at it like this so go change your way before it's too latereeeetaaaaaaard~
so uuuhhh which card is the brick in my deck my groundwork parents are shit
liked you better when you were a gay faggot instead of just a faggot
>>576742890That's the plan.
>>576743150I'm kinda disappointed in you, literally months ago you weren't that annoying and calling people names and was actually enthusiastic to talk about the game
Born to visual, forced to dance
>>576742863fuji kiseki sends me nudes everyday even though I always tell her to stop
>>576743002cute
>>576743245Sure you aren't faggot, stop copingGood job teaching umama how to be an obnoxious shit tho
>>576743150You're a neet yet you only have two plats to your name lmao stop throwing rocks from a glass house
>>576743170creek
>>576742729I WILL make you happy once you release on Global, Laurel
>>576743291and just to preface I'm not the guy you're arguing with, just disappointed you turned out to be a piece of shit for no reason
Holy fuck, it even works with my keyboard controls.
When you're over 1200 speed/pwr, does getting a green skill still mean +40 or is it also effectively halved...
>>576743476HRT does things
>>576743530its the full value, thats why they are so good
>>576743170remove bobo
>>576743291little do you know I'm a part of 50% of gameplay discussion here but you would never know about it unless you looked into my typing style directly (creep) I have done more good to this general than 90% of posters and that's a fact unlike you who (is probably from bricked) that is obsessed with people enjoying the game like myself why do you even play if this is all you do with your time grow up>>576743397typical poorfag behavior who thinks numbers is everything not even taking into account the adrenaline rush, fun or the glory of taking home victories that you felt you deserved 100% you are 100% poor and metafag so can't say much than that really your life is already miserable enough as is
are we going through a messy divorce or what
Is there a list of which races have the hidden stat thresholds? I saw one in Japanese but I don't speak moon, and I wanna start making horses for CM18 already
>>576743654not from Bricked, and not any of your boogeyman, you used to be way friendlier but for some reason you want to act obnoxious as the other shitposters calling people names and just be annoyingdisappointer really, won't interact with you anymore you can scream into the void now
reminder that if you reject your uma this is likely what is gonna happen to you
Holy melty
>>576743804so if you're not from anywhere I've been club or anything how do you know how I am you are literally making things up for the sake of your own schizo narrative take your meds weirdo
Good night friends!!!
>>576743909you're literally talking just like V right now, I interacted with you in the thread
Testing CM18953060659530606595306065
>grab the top 6 from the top 2~4 /uma/ clubs>already puts them on S tier>six more regular members and it's a comfy S rank clubNever going to happen because club tribalism but I just wanted to autism a little bit.
>>576743803just look at umalator and look through the races or gametora has a stat threshold filter
>>576743654Deserves to be pushed against a wall and raped
>>576743961POINT BACK TO IT THEN YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO REMEMBER LITERALLY ANYTHING AND SEARCH IT UP IN THE ARCHIVE IN 2 SECONDS IF YOU AREN'T LYING GO AHEAD
>>576743654Didn't you play Oguri last cm? lmao
my gameplay question got ignored
>>576744023Why is club merging a sudden hot topicNo club is hurting for members
>>576743295I couldn't even get halfway through those tokens
>teiofagDeserved.
>>576744101Which one
>>576744073keep screaming in the void I guess, have fun with your other totally nice and good posters
Any club open for a Luna kind of man?
>>576744023Oh, Im in there
>>576743764yes, I'm taking the kids and all your support cards
>>576743803https://gametora.com/umamusume/racetracksThen you check the race track (for CM18 it's Hanshin) then scroll down until you find the right distance (for CM18 it's 1,600m)
>>576744105>keep fighting between yourselves so we keep thrive on your bloodMore like /Jew/ Club, huh?
>>576743953gn
Actually estrogen induced melty
>>576744023get away from my danchud...
>>576744101Id normally say "ask in /vm/" but theyre busy doomposting too lmao
>>576744105Some desperate poor SEAfag wants to try and form an S rank club for more gibs but also wants to keep being a cool kid in a sekrit 4chin club
>>576744241You'd really take everything from me?
>>576744283you're allowed to think whatever you want, you weren't this hostile before
100% mentally ill kek
>>576743764When did we get married..?
>>576744363god I love Transcend so much...
>>576744082if you think everyone who plays oguri do it just for metaslopping you are severally mentally handicapped and need to be checked outno way she can just be cute and adorable right nooooooo way holy mindbroken
All of us can agree that Bijin is the best Uma to settle down and have kids with right? NSM+Head-on+Determined descent+20% guts aptitude is a monstrous combination that would let her milk any man dry in bed. As she's a country girl, nothing would make her happier than settling down with you in an urban home post career. A very successful mare in real life equates to her being extremely fertile as an Uma, you will have at least 4 kids with her, and she'll be able to support all of them with you easily with how popular she is in the racing world as a beauty. Yes, yes "she's not meta" but if you think any other city girl can compete with a true tootin rootin lady, you are just overloading on cope. Yeppers.
chiyostonks are going to the moon
An uber /uma/ club is a good idea because its what Hitler would have wantedA union of the ubertoreinas
When do we get to the sprint CM that's just one big straight?
>>576744489Ogurin sure is cute
>>576744489Yet I guarantee you call other people who play oguri or other strong characters metafags, hypocrite much?
>>576744353Why do you talk like is there anything wrong with it?
>>576744068you wouldn't do that, right...?
>>576744598Why would anyone listen for advice from Umama?
Hitler would have sex with me
>>576744467This is true!
>>576744703Why do you talk like there isn't?
i would push teio up against a wall and rape her but not you
>>576744519/uma/ BANZAIII
umasumi early
>>576744023I wasn't drafted in the /vg/ fantasy club
>>576744696>projecting paulnormal oguri is literally finexog is notthere is a difference, don't be disingenuous
>>576744704If you're a good girl you get headpats and cuddlesIf you're a bad girl you get raped against the nearest wall
>>576744721Ogurin a cute
How the FUCK do you keep SS in auto training while actually getting worthwhile skills?
>>576744519Sure but I don't want Allen leading it
>>576744813digitan...
>>576744896You are coping, also you have only 2 plats to your fucking name yet you act like you're some pro
>>576744967just get cracked parents and grandparents BWO
>>576744836umasumi
>>576744773>answering a question with another questionWomen behavior.
>>576744369HRT does things to a man...
>>576745042Fuku cute
>>576744985She had a good life.
>>576745046I accept your concession poorfag
does anyone have that korean website with the CM18 strats
why's he melting down the whole 2 threads now
>>576744997you can still know a lot about something without necessarily winning, since cm finals are quite literally coinflipsoh don't take into account my previous winrates like 80%+ in the previous xog cmcan guarantee I did better than you there WITHOUT metafagging toothe only one coping is (You) who has not even countered with a claim of their own, achievements or anythingyou are nothing.
>>576733412NTA but dozo until 3rd anniThere's not a lot of new super meta pace chasers outside of Blaze Brian (who is still outclassed by Laurel)
>>576745002I HAVE THEM BRO I DID THE NEEDFUL I DID THE LOOPING SAAR I CANNOT GET GROUNDWORK I REDEEMED ON EVERY LINEAGE BITCH BASTARD
>>576745162Not an argument.
>>576745269>since cm finals are quite literally coinflipslol
>No medium S>No early lead>but combo and overstammedGood enough, can't be bothered to do more over dirt slop>>576744353You should always remember that the seaposter will do anything besides getting a job for he's been taught that if he ever pays, he will lose. That's why they go scrounging for food inside a trashcan, keep coming up with these elaborate schemes to earn more currency in their mobile game from botting to asking people to carry their club, and why their countries have a GDP/c that's either unironically struggling to keep 4 digits, or well past 100k gdp/c BUT 99.9% of the population is forced to live inside cages otherwise fit for minecraft villagers.umamusume
>>576742863they're teenagers with raging hormones, so it's to be expected
>>576744904why did you have to present TWO good options...I love being called a good girl, but at the same time getting the treatment I deserved is also enticing.
guys, does pace chaser savvy counts to Rickey's ulti
>>576745350Neither is yours
>>576744496Yeppers, this is some effective propaganda.I will now retire and have lovey dovey sex with Yukino Bijin.
CM 18 test672552106725521067255210
holy fucking melty
>>576745485Think carefully honey
>>576745490only if you're running her as a pace. aka style set as pace, to be clear
My question is why is Umama defending V
>>576745491What argument, retard? I literally asked you a question, a regular human being would answer and then have their say and so an argument would take place. I'll just assume you're from /uma/ club, afraid of losing your S rank gibs (I'm taking account of your projection on calling me a poorfag). Have a nice day.
is "melty" the only thing brickedfags have learned from their concentration camp lead by their dear leader?
>>576745781They're edating
Bamboo has a nice tummy
>>576745858Explain why did you turn to be such a piece of shitNo I'm not in your hated club
>>576745531>Seiun win by 7 lengthsAIEEEEEEEEEEEESilence Suzuka if real
>got called a good boy in club chatI don't know how to feel about this
>>576745985Proof?
CM 18 test850624278506242785062427
>>576745985pants down, ass updon't keep daddy waiting
>>576745901Got the logs?
I'm really fucking hungry guys, help me fast today.
>>576746086Yeah here you go bro*takes a fat steaming dump*
>8 stam parrentHOLY it's my firstt.newcutie
>>576745646I'll be thinking alright~
>>576746296She is not that big
>from a cute poster who posted CM rooms and cheerfully talked about a game to some raging V-tier schizo who insults others and says nonsenseHaven't seen a bigger falloff
>>576746234basedI got my first one too last night, now I'm autoing for a 9stam
>>576746382why don't we find out dear nonny <3
Umama gave me kissies once so I can never hate her
nonny users should be a slur
>>576744023Look Ma I'm on TV
Heliosfag must be on suicide watch looking at what Umama does now
>>576746504Considering that joining rooms was the first reason /uma/ decided to shit on her head, it's safe to say you created this monster.
>>576746708it's common sense not to engage with sluts
>>576746806>>576746806>>576746806new bread for good nonnies
>>576746296curren isn't that big yet
Can we get a non trooned out thread going instead?
>>576746774Anyone that defends V
>>576736684Is this about me?
