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scourge edition

>Latest patch:
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1422450?emclan=103582791474686175&emgid=680756685198854910

>Steam Page:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/

>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:
https://forums.playdeadlock.com/

>How do I git in?
Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.

>How do I git gud?
Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.

Additional Resources:
>Unofficial Wiki
https://deadlock.wiki/
>Collection of useful character builds
https://deadlockmeta.com/
>New Player Guide
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/
>Advanced Movement Guide
https://www.dlmovement.wiki/
>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)
https://statlocker.gg/
https://tracklock.gg/
https://deadlock-api.com/
>Unofficial Competitive News
https://edl.gg/
https://www.deadfrag.com/
>Unofficial Voiceline Viewer
https://deadlock.vlviewer.com/

ded >>576683136
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What's the max rank diff that can queue together?
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I have 1600 hours and I still have fun on this game. Can you say the same about yourself?
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>>576754349
i have half that and am still having fun, yeah
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apollo love!
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When I play Abrams its crazy how many shivs just miss their log sized hitbox knives on me
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Start buying tank buster on billy
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>>576754125
Answer me you fucks
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>>576754643
he has a better one built in though
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>>576754125
>>576754712
read faggot
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>>576754643
Why do you cream yourself over %hp damage. They still have 93% of the their HP after being rammed.
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>>576754826
because when they're at 20% hp they still go down to 13% + whatever damage the ram actually does + the following bashdown that does 1 billion million damage
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ok


damage removed from bashdown and instead it is an AOE stun for 2s
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im going to queue up miku ginnis
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>>576755226
It also stuns Billy
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>>576755247
die
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borgor
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>>576755226
Sounds a little bit strong.
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The greatest predictor for current rank is net wins. It’s grindslop until eternus fills up
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>>576755750
wdym I have to win games to rank up?
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What does Mina have in her purse?
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This game makes me so unbelievably angry. My fucking face turns beat red and steam billows outta' my ears. I'm so fucking pissed.
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The mod scene in this game is more obnoxious and annoying than it is cool or interesting 90% of the time, and I think thats a shame.
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when are they nerfing celeste into the ground this nigger character gets to just have unlimited mobility, buy swiftstriker + spellslinger and then just rape you with 1000 dps because each of her bullets does 200 spirit and gun damage and you just die instantly
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This game makes me so unbelievably happy. My freaking cheeks turn beet red and giggles erupt outta' my lips.
I'm so freaking jolly.
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>>576756178
It's a Rem world
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>>576756079
Bitches be shopping
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state of my unranked lobbies
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I wanna play the game.
Please gib game.
Fren code: 81313027
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>>576756489
Yoshi is a nigger faggot nothing new. I might go grief more standard games for the hell of it now.
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>>576756526
No one give him deadlock
Save his soul
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>>576756526
I'll do it if you show me your ass
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>>576756178
nature finds balance in any way it can
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>>576756924
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what the hell is up with the queue times for standard let me in a game already i don't want to wait five or more minutes every time
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>>576757204
this author is such a weird gross faggot
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>>576754018
>rescue beam'd a shit talking wraith into the enemy team so the game could end
I so done wasting my time defending a half health patron that the full enemy team is too scared to push in and finish off. Never seen people this scared in my life lol
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someone stole my vindicta but its okay
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>>576757307
seethe
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>>576757471
about what? the author being a weird gross faggot?
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Why did they design paradox to be such obvious coombait but no one else?
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Just had my first ever 0 objective damage game
We won
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>>576757089
>>576756178
I wasn't even speaking about that Rem mod specifically. But just a lot of the mods in general. Just retarded for the sake of posting a clip on twitter and having someone go "WHAT ARE YOU PLAYING?!"
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>>576757558
her garter belt straps don't seem to have any purpose other than to activate my neurons
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Valve needs to add 1 more support hero so I can select 3 for ranked.
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>>576757558
There's nothing coombait about Paradox, she's completely covered and has no face. She is an SBI design.
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>>576758000
rem, paige, doorman, viscous, kelvin
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>>576758086
>doorman, viscous, kelvin
These 3 are too hard, I play a little of Dynamo but he's too ult dependent so I just sit on it forever.
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>>576754349
Yes.
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>>576757558
I wish someone would just swap out her head for an attractive femoid
fuuuck if only
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>>576758365
shit taste
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>>576757558
Mina?
Geist?
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Why did they design paradox to be such obvious rapebait but no one else?
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>>576757307
never watched/read it
the premise is cool from what i understand, but yeah the writer is a fvcking creepy loser

>>576757558
they had to balance her out autism and the fact she's not a gun hero but everyone builds gun on her why why why WHYYYYYY are we building headhunter
we've strayed so far from bomb that we've even circled all the way back around to carbine memes
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>>576758486
>1.5k snipes at a 5 second cd is bad, actually
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>>576758480
Graves? Paige?
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karbinedox is unironically OP
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>>576758339
you do not have 35 abrams
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>>576758623
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>>576758776
let me see abrams9
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>>576758817
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>>576758480
>Why did they design paradox to be such obvious rapebait but no one else?
Guh?
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Why do people still pretend Silver is anything but F tier?
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Why did they design paradox?
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>>576759367
sweet baby inc
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Why did they design?
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>>576757307
>>576758486
and a millionaire
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Paradox?
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>>576757307
>>576758486
Made in Abyss is such a strange piece of media. Yes, the author is a depraved sicko. But he's also a genius. Its quite an emotional rollercoaster and not something I can ever discuss in polite company. Would recommend. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gyi2rurV4JE&ab_channel=Dan
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>>576759538
Okay I'm a millionaire too. Hes still a weird gross faggot.
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Did they design?
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>>576755318
but graves is a girl
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>>576759561
it's really important that there be two separate scenes of the main underaged character taking a shit with appropriate sound effects it's part of my vision
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>>576759598
no you're not
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>>576759654
He's eccentric. Don't think about it
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>>576759713
but you are apparently? faggot lol
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>>576757307
>>576758486
This is why it's important to gatekeep ones hobby. Anime is the last bastion against these fake woketards who want to censor everything. They'll kill a hobby and go "why is this hobby dead!?" Basically pic related. I hope the japs stay true to anime and don't fall to wokeslop globohomo, as white woketards struggle to understand fiction from reality.
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>>576759654
seethe
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>>576759931
>we should gatekeep our scat guro fetish anime
Please do you dumb white faggot.

Wish you niggers would shoot yourselves in the head too so we don't need to see your shit tastes. Gatekeep it to the extreme, take your garbage tastes to the grave.
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Holy fuck anime was a mistake.
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>>576760498
>t. ball and gun gamer
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>>576760571
>twitter memes
Fuck off.
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>>576760498
>t.likes calicos design
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>>576759808
fucking retarded nigger holy shit fuck you
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>>576760498
trvke but troons are not ready to hear it
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>>576760669
nice melty fat ass
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>>576760086
you're brown get over it
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Deadlock?
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whats the /dlg/ approved wraith build?
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>>576760884
and you will be a poorfag for life.
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>>576758164
>Get Trophy + Warpstone 4.8k green investment
>Find two niggas
>Warpstone + Singularity
>I'M DOING IT MORTY *urp*
repeat off cd
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>>576760951
the browns are arguing over which is more brown, every general has to deal with it at some point
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>>576760972
Metro mains wraith so he must be pretty good.
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>>576760498
This unironicly.
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>>576760951
white "people" are acting brown again.
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Please help
>>576756526
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Took my 5 whole days of grinding but I finally got Ivy to 15 wins.
All I gotta say is
FUCK STANDARD FUCK STANDARD FUCK IT FUCK IT FUCK IT
YOSHI CAN EAT MY FUCKING TAINT
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>>576761545
It's delayed, wait a bit.
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>>576760976
I'm not I have a career and salary, seethe and cope
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>>576759561
idk i'll take your word for it
i don't need that shit in my head

>>576760653
lowkey Calico has cool design but her hair is kinda chopped
i think it looks off because her head is like egg smooth and has no texture, so there's just this dorky plume of hair sticking out like a Pikmin
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>>576761565
I think this anon really enjoyed his time in standard
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lane janitors get paid how much!!?
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Buff Silver but don't worry Yoshi, I'm busy unlocking other heroes rn so take your time.
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>>576761642
>Im shekelbergs top goy!
You are not rich lmao
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how are you supposed to win to get into ranked when this fucking game puts all the press 4 and win characters on the enemy team three games in a row. what fucking time do i even play four in the morning or something to get balanced matches?
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>>576761656
calico just needs better hair
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>>576761657
I hear you. Increasing the wins required to 20
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>>576761798
euthanize at that point
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>>576761798
One of the actually good fan animations.
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>>576761779
and niether are you, brownoid
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>>576760498
>Holy fuck anime was a mistake
Shut up and start watching good anime.
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.
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>>576761918
>posts anime with literal tranny character in it
can't make this shit up
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>>576761918
>redditors first non-shonen anime
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>>576761974
1
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I played random pick brawl 16 games in a row and never got the same hero twice, is it designed to cycle you through every hero?
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>>576761974
5
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>>576761992
He is a literal dude and I will prove it by grabbing his penis
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>>576761851
euthanize yoshi for making this game even worse
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>>576761992
>>576762048
It's a great anime but leave it to shallow folks to write it off for the dumbest reasons.
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>>576761974
3
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>>576761642
Oh wooow so awesome. I have a business and a salary dumb faggot. Enjoy making your boss rich though wagie. I got my paycheck yesterday and I haven't shown up to the office in a month
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>>576761815
good idea, this means that once you've grinded 3 heroes to 20 wins each you'll have at least 60 wins in standard and be ready for ranked
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Is bomb bebop good right now or do I have to play gunbop
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>>576762191
greenbop
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>>576762191
in bricklow it'll work fine but you definitely want to go gunbop in any other match
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>>576762172
you make buttplugs for a living
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>>576762172
didn't ask and I probably make more so just shut up
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>>576761918
Steins;Gate is like a stupid person's idea of a smart anime. Terrible rec.
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sniper or bomb paradox?
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>>576762191
ask yourself
>is my entire build countered by 1 item?
if the answer is yes then it's a shit build
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in this general, KAIJI is the best anime
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>>576762341
and you're my number 1 customer apparently.
>>576762386
uh oh poorfag melty. try not to shoot yourself after your back breaking shift lol.
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>>576762476
spellbreaker right? i'm pretty new
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>>576762191
bombbop is just greenbop
>hook them
>uppercut
>hook them again
>all while being retarded tanky
cdr+your choice of purple 1.6k into full tank + pray teammates do damage.
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>>576762438
karbinedox is unironically OP
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>>576762497
Good shit anon. We mobatards love gambling.
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>>576762604
dispel magic, counterspell, ethereal shift, etc.
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>>576762497
deadlock is battle city
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>>576762508
oh please you talk so much shit and we all know you have nothing going on. What a fucking loser.
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>>576762497
deadlock matchmaking really is something teiai would come up with
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>>576761803
you've got your choice of
>afro
>cornrows
>Niobe Matrix tesla pylon hair
>blow my shit shmoove off Norwood 10 bald
>uhhhhhh that thing all the celebrities do now where they glue their hair to their skull and it looks like chocolate cinnamon swirl bread
ngl a massive afro like that one chick from Austin Powers might go hard lmao

>>576762610
bro STOP
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>>576762701
i think the only thing you got going for you is the 12 gauge you're gonna blow your head off with poorfag.
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>>576758486
>we've even circled all the way back around to carbine memes
carbine is a very fun meme worth losing for though
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>>576762824
well, you're wrong. Good luck in your "business endeavors."
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splitshot should upgrade into ricochet
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>576763034
thanks. good luck in blowing your head off, tranny faggot
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>>576763136
whoops sorry, this post was supposed to quote >>576763034
don't worry bro, I got you!
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Why is there seething over MiA in the Deadlock general.
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of course you'd do it for free, poorfag lol
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>carbine paradox
Reported for griefing.
>gun holliday
Reported for griefing.
>gun doorman
Reported for griefing.
>gun talon
Reported for griefing.
>gun warden
Reported for griefing.
>lightning scroll vindicta
Reported for griefing.
>gun pocket
Reported for griefing.
>gun mo
Reported for griefing.
>gun kelvin
Reported for griefing.
>gun ivy
Reported for griefing.
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>>576757307
extremely good streak of posts
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>>576763325
>carbine paradox
>Reported for griefing.
why tho
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>>576763301
who the fuck are you talking to, brown schizo. Go back to your investment banking job or whatever your latest cringey larp is. Say hi to your mom who you still live with too.
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Valve should give Yamato a little sister and call her Yamada.
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>>576761974
Why can't I select 0
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Active Reload doubles your dps btw ;)
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Games are too long.
Matches should average 25 mins, with the current 45 minute mark being the new 30 and a "quick" win being 20 minutes.
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>time to get 15 wins
>fast forward
>dont feel like playing ranked anymore
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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>>576763516
True we need FF at 10 minutes too
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>>576763506
Lifestrike is my favorite item.
I also buy Fortitude.
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>>576763404
>t.under achieving whitey
shouldn't you be grinding to seeker white mutt? try not to ack yourself while you're at it faggot.
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>>576763609
t. NEET

blow me
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Is Fortitude a good item?
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>>576763654
thats cool you're a neet but didnt ask poorfag.
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>>576763516
Matches were perfect before the matchmaking update. Games weren't long and ended around the 20-30 minute mark. The issue is they put every retard from oracle - eternus together. You're lucky if you get paired with teammates who know how to close out a game.
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i still ship Yamato with her Yamabro
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>>576763743
haha no, you seem to have misunderstood. You are the neet here.
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>>576761918
Just watch an actual classic like Ghost in the Shell instead of this slop
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>>576763852
haha, you seem to think i care about your neet opinion, dumb white meth head.
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best essential mods?
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>>576763976
oh please prove that you've achieved more success than me, I don't wanna hurt your brown feefees or anything but you probably can't and probably never ever will
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Is spirit billy trolling or is it actually good?
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>enemy bebop rushes spirit veil first item
finally some retards on the enemy team
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>>576764027
>>576757089
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>800 games played with a sub-50 WR
so i accept i'm never getting better at this game and kill myself, right, or do i wait till 1000
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>>576764070
you buy spirit snatch and scourge, that's pretty much it
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huh
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>>576764286
Krill yourself right now so you start winning more games
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Kelvin is a carry.
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>>576763325
>gets report banned
lmao
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>>576764421
0/16 punch sinclair coming up
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>>576764070
Spirit items are good for you. I have bullet resist shredder, rapid recharge, greater expansion, and spirit snatch.
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>>576763686
saves you from going back to base to heal everytime you're hurt.
Perfect for roamers
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What are you supposed to build on viscous when you have infinite money?
I ended up selling tankbuster and going more gun
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>>576757307
>the pure pedotroon seethe this post generated
MVP of the thread thus far tbqh
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>>576754349
yeah
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>>576764056
okay after you prove your claim mr bezos, otherwise kys lol
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>>576763940
Stand Alone Complex was mid as fuck tbqh, havent watched the new ones, dunno if theres others
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>>576765063
this made me retch a bit
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>>576765202
nah I'm not going to do that. You're the one always screaming about how poor everyone else is, it's on you. So what is it that you do that's so fucking special? Put your money where your mouth is or stfu.
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>ask whether its dynamo and rems first time playing
>silence
>dynamo dies a minute later
>yes bro its our first time so what
>say that i can tell
>he seethes at me in chat for the rest of the game
i love mandated losses so much man its insane
also since when does the kinetic carbine on paradox deal up to 1400 damage fully built?
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>when I'm farming side camps and the 18/1 shiv my teammates fed comes at me
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not gonna ask whos fault this was cause somehow we won
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>>576765308
>err im rich
>err actually im not
okay pedo trooon. try not to kill yourself tonight. you're dismissed poorfaggot
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r8 my yamato build
we won this game
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>>576765807
ok fine bro you caught me I work at a car company. I'm a salaryman just like in a Japanese manga. I'm a big bad manager with a white man's paycheck. Stay mad, DEI.

your turn
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>>576765520
Let's break it down.
>Hollow point on Paradox
>Toxic Bullets, Active Reload, and Hollow Point on Venator
>Mystic Regen on Infernus
>Glass cannon, Headhunter, Crippling headshot, Melee charge on Silver
>Healing tempo on Krill
>Intensifying mag on Wraith
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>>576760086
anime website
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>>576765308
Absolutely bodied that freak
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>>576765918
>>Toxic Bullets, Active Reload, and Hollow Point on Venator
I do not see an issue with this
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>>576762172
being fucked in the ass for money is really stretching the definition of having a business/salary
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>>576765886
>lifestrike user
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come on, man..
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>>576766064
guy is so fucking annoying imagine talking that much shit while still living with mom
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>>576765902
i'm a construction worker, I build high pressure systems and help keep america alive :)
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>>576766196
thanks for your hard work :)
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>>576766182
was this ranked or standard?
cause holy FUCK is standard abysmal dude I'm a phantom ranked player and have lost over 10 games in standard because my teammates just feed in laning phase before i can even gank or help them...
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>Collapse one bait post
>Third of the thread vanishes
Nanachi in Deadlock when?
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>>576766196
so you're a monkey that gets paid to break rocks for so competent white people can lay the pipes?
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>>576766334
Ranked, of course.
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>>576766342
it's just that annoying racebaiter who always says the same three things "blah blah blah whitey" "everyone is poor" and "kill yourself now"

reprehensible shitposts
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>>576766387
I AM the white person laying pipe you retard

>>576766331
thank you anon
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>>576766079
>toxic bullets
Toxic bullets on venator is a throw. Inhib is way better to save for if you really need the anti-heal since you already have a built in anti-heal on your grenade.
>Hollow point
Useless the moment you drop below 65% hp it was only when Venator's ult was broken.
>Active reload
Not a bad item but I would take Fleetfoot since Venator keeps getting his movspeed nerfed.
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Am I correct in my belief that if you want to climb ranks in Deadlock it's better to play aggressive laning bullies and midgame assassins rather than late-game carries or supports? Seems like the balance as-is means no hero can truly 1v6 lategame without like a 20k soul difference over the other team and no amount of support can buff a shit carry/save enough idiots from ganks to let you win a game on your own, the best option is to get a lead early and gank the other lanes and then keep getting picks before teamfights for the next 20 mins.

Like trying to carry a game as Wraith or Viscous or Paige or Victor when the rest of your team is worse than you feels like pulling teeth, but then if I hop on someone like Infernus or Mina or Pocket and just force my teammates to win their lanes and then never let the enemy fight us with even numbers it's way easier to effectively win the game on my own.
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>>576766501
yeah I knew you weren't that guy. No way that guy has a job.
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>>576766342
>abyss that straight up mutilates and kills you as you go deeper
>proceed to go deeper
wtf is their problem?
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>>576757419
We are 100% black
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>>576765520
Silver carried you
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What's the build ID for the build that the nightshift McGinnis were using? I want to abuse it before it gets nerfed
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>>576754349
1842 hours and honestly? This ranked update has been atrocious.
I go on 5 loss streaks in ranked and it flip flops between a teammate decides to afk and just wander around, eat souls and then donate them or I get someone GENUINELY atrocious on my team that just decides to int into the enemy bebop.
I don't want to touch standard, it's literally the same bullshit over there lmao.
I think this game just fucking sucks after the recent patch I don't know what happened that all of these fucking losers got dragged out of nowhere but my matches were completely fine before in comparison.
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did they adjust the MM team comp algo? got a game with no carry vs infernus and it ended predictably
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>>576766639
Nothing better to do
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>>576765902
clocked you as a poorfag wagie given how desperate you are to prove your worth to another man lol
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>>576766639
Literally to find out what is at the bottom.
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>>576767029
i won you lost
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>>576767126
well whats at the bottom?
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>>576767126
something the author will never answer to milk the series as long as possible, I don't bother with these long running mangas anymore
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>>576767175
>people i dont like are poor
this is your poorfag brain trying to protect your fragile ego lol.
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if i want to get the cute rat rank (i was e4 before the rank change and was obscurus for half a year) how many losses do i need in my placements
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>have had nothing but the most dogshit matches of my life for the past few weeks
>too addicted to deadlock to quit or take a bigger break from it
>finally get this match where i ascended to godhood as wraith
i finally get how it feels
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>>576767223
yeah, hes too busy making scat guro fetish bait
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>>576767198
Who knows.
>>576767223
I grew out of anime/manga as I got older. Plus a lot of the "weebs" are secondaries from Western media who just are unpleasant to discuss the medium with. Still watch/read some stuff here and there. Generally stuff recommended by friends.
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>>576767238
yeah

sent from my home gym
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>>576766639
Wherever I am, I must cave dive
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>>576767356
i got in my first game and everyone is bat 3 what rank is that
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>victor dies 5 times in lane
>open mic to complain for the next 30 minutes
>shitty bebop starts complaining too
>"yo bebop lets just report our whole team"
I got rage baited. Next time I'll just mute.
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>>576767370
wait... actually?
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>>576767359
play deltarune and accept your new identity and name anonette
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>>576767437
melty

sent from my second house
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>>576766342
Ummm diddybludenstein shows from pedo island should NOT be in my transgame.
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They add a non moba mode yet?
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>>576767840
yes
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>>576767692
yeah well I sent THIS from my helicopter

shut the fuck up
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>>576767918
Picked up.
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>>576767925
sent from my mega yacht that is currently in the Atlantic doing marine research
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>>576767925
you're so mad lol

sent from my 4th property
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>>576767356
cute rat :)
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>>576766546
Toxic is core on ven and this is not negotiable
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>>576768158
which we know doesn't exist, just stop, you can't even keep up with me and I'm just like, a middle manager at a car company lmao
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Is doorman lowkey a diddyblud epsteinmaxxer?
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who knew dlg was full of successful rich hyper chads
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>>576768401
I have my own company poorfag, you're free to seethe more.
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>>576768552
I live with my parents and my mom cooks my food :)
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learning yamato made me learn how to install mods
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>>576768552
heavy is the crown, anon-kun
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>3 of us are pushing
>4 enemy team down
>invade base
>warden defends
>my team flees
1v3, hmmm should we take a shrine and press our advantage, or randomly roam and flee…
Genuinely I see this enough to wonder if you’re actually supposed to back off
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>lose the last match of the night
>the rest of the evening is ruined
>lie awake in bed, stewing with rage
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>>576768621
how are your sales? What's your share price?
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>>576768785
if 3 or 4 of them are dead for another 15-30 seconds take shrine
if they are lower then 15 seconds retreat after you get 2 or all base towers down.
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Look at her winning smile.
How can you not want to see t his beast buffed?
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Is warden weak or strong
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Increase mokrills scorn spirit scaling
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>>576769009
She deserves to be at least A tier for one patch
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Ivy buffs where?
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i managed to convince a female rem player to add me on steam
how do i confirm they aren't trans?
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I wish REM bans actually worked.
I'm so tired of having this zero impact hero on my team
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>ranked way too sweaty now
>normals are literally hell
i just stopped playing...
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Paige is built...
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>>576768658
Based. Me too. Work part time and live below the poverty line. Im eternus btw
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>>576768235
Holy seekerlow
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>>576769879
come play brawl bro, who tf cares about the normal mode atp
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>>576769879
same shit different "update"
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>>576765918
>mystic/radiant regen on infernus
>bad
lol
lmao
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>>576768837
we dont sell goods, just long term services under a contract.
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>>576768235
>items grants no weapon damage aside from investment
>damage scales off spirit which you dont build
>healing reduction with you have on a basic ability.
Erm nyo
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>>576770331
venators never build weapon damage anyway
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I unironically think phantom strike is a better buy on Venator than toxic bullets
>damage
>health
>sets up epic gutshots
>disarms enemy carry so you outduel
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>>576770941
>epic gutshots
i kneel brickgod........
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>>576770941
>this completely different broken 6.4k is better than a nerfed antiheal item
ok
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>>576769879
This is a problem with every PVP group game. Stop playing with random and find people to play with. Help them get better and this frustration goes away.
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>>576770326
cool I work at bravarian motor works and I'm like, super broke

fuck off
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>>576770082
I accept your concession

Venator is tankbuster, inhibitor without ricochet is throwing
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Start split pushing with giest
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>>576768235
fucking what
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>>576770331
The spirit scaling in question? 0.0005%
You should always run two source of healing reduction


This is not negotiable, hit the books
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>>576771162
inhibitor is a better tankbuster item against billy and victor than toxic bullets. toxic bullets is better against mo, kelvin and maybe abrams because of the max hp. but inhibitor cucks lifesteal abusers much harder.
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> load into deadlock
> see this shit
> cant surrender

amazing game
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Mina Haaaaaaa. Rise up and take deez nuts
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>>576771114
poorfag melty lol
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When will /dlg/ submit to the GT healbane+toxic bullets+decay combo within first 5 items pill?
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>>576754349
no I only have 1400 hours
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>>576771603
>cheating
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>>576771643
you're the one seething mon frau
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>>576771610
MINA HAAAAAA. YOUR HUMANITY HAS BEEN LOST, BUT THE OPPORTUNITY TO CLAIM DEEZ NUTS STILL LIES WITHIN YOUR GRASP. COMPLETE THE RITUAL, AND TAKE WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY YOURS.
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Swift Striker + Sharpshooter + Healbane + Toxic bullets + Decay + Spiritual overflow = free win
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I finally unlocked ranked
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No one is cornier than niggas on your own team who shit talk you after you type easy post-stomp
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>>576771959
>cheats
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>>576771950
ignore the 45% winrate, it was 40% before this build singlehandedly raised it by 5% and still going here's how new ranked is going
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>>576769879
whos this semen demon
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>>576772170
I only use the best cheats
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Start buying Torment pulse on mokrill
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Start buying tankbuster on pocket
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Pick a character and a build for me, /dlg/, thanks.
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Start buying curse on haze
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whos your lowest amount of wins for ranked? This bith is op as fuck but I dont get how to play her
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>>576772347
>Tricksy
>Slippery
>Bu-
-ilt for knot?
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>>576772485
Drain geist
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>>576772485
>>576771645
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>>576772485
punch infernus
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>>576772678
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>>576771878
projection
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Theres no way these teams are balanced in ranked, I am 100% going up against stacks on discord or people are smurfing even harder then they were before holy shit
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>>576772929
Don't forget Overflow for main power spike after antiheal core
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>>576772347
I wish this mod and all the variants of it weren't stupidly banned off every fucking website. I'd actually like to try one out.
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>>576772324
excuse me?
thats my WIFE you're talking about
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>>576773651
don't know about variants but this one is still up on gamebanana
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>>576772485
Holliday
Max lasso upgrade asap, plus cooldown reduction and alchemical fire. Wrangle everyone all the time
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second game in a row with dogshit eating vindicta getting picked 5 times in a row
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Start buying rapid recharge on billy
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>Lost a game which we were at one point up by 100k because the team refused to go mid after taking first stage patron
There has SIMPLY GOT to be a better way to unlock heroes in ranked than "WIN 15 Standard matches".
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start buying magic carpet on mina
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>they can't optimize the game yet sweaty!!! they need to rework the heckin urn!!!!
>download a gameinfo and video config file and get +50 fps for free and the game still looks fine
truly one of the worst dev teams of all time
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>pick character with channeled ult
>apollo nigger exists in the game
>can no longer have fun unless I rush indomitable
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>>576774942
>+50 fps for free
hook a vrother up
this game runs like molasses on my pc and i can't download anymore RAM
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is deadlock becoming too popular with theater kid "streamer" type people as well as shippers? dota was not like this. these people wouldn't be caught dead playing dota.
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>>576775112
https://github.com/dacooderr/OptiLock
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finally reached phantom 1 jesus duo queing really makes a big difference
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>>576774942
>and the game still looks fine
doubt
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>>576774942
if you can change settings to get better performance why do they need to work so hard on performance right now?
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>>576775307
>mfw when giving myself an unfair advantage against solo quers makes me win more
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>>576772347
Honestly not making her bald goes a long way
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>>576775272
schweet
may your rituals be blessed
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>>576775496
are u retarded? Duo quers get put against each other
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>>576775649
is that why all the top rank people before the update were duo que abusers
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>>576775649
No they don't
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>>576775649
not all the time
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>>576775412
they could literally add a single button below "low graphics" like "super performance" that sets the settings files to those value but they refuse to because hotpoo and his jeet squad want to show off every polygon on celeste's troon horn even if the game runs at 30 fps
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Yeah good job matchmaking, great comps you gave us. They have Wraith and Infernus so if the game goes past 25 minutes we lose, The single most overpowered hero in the roster right now (Billy) and Silver to hold the midgame. Meanwhile we have Kelvin and Bebop (don't know why would you ever queue these heroes into ranked), a Warden who apparently was on his first day on earth and a professional rape victim Mina who ended the game with 10k damage
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>>576773068
i lost...
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Start rushing counterspell on billy
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>>576776032
You could change your hero and politely ask your team to change theirs if you think a different team composition would be appropriate
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>>576775959
this nigger is playing on a fucking 10 year old rig with 4gbs of ram talking shit about the devs
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you need to have some sort of severe mental illness to actually willingly play solo queue
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>>576776214
I did ask, but no one did. And even if they did, they already have Billy and Wraith so our chances to win were in the shit. Even if i swap to carry, what the fuck am i playing? Venator? Into the lockdown rape blender team?
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any other essential mods aside from lashlyn?
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start rushing ring of repick on calico
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>>576776364
that's me
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>>576776047
it's not a 1v11 build sadly, i don't recommend boundless ever for this build unless for some reason they're for some reason going extremely niche scenario 60% bullet resist 0% debuff and spirit resist. opening rounds and lucky shot are my go-to when i need more damage. maybe glass cannon, but usually lucky shot is enough. other than that, just do valuable greens and counters like indom, unstop and curse. inhib can be overkill but it's still a nobrainer if nobody else gets it
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I have 1300 hours in this game and i genuinely don't know how to improve. People say that the best way to improve is to focus on playing better instead of winning, but what does that even mean? I can vod review, and i see places where like i missed an ability. I could not miss any ability and i would play better, but that's not excelent insight. I feel like i've reached a plateau and will be on this same skill level for the rest of my time playing the game
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>>576776674
i think it's making sure every single movement is advantageous
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>>576773972
I'm surprised they haven't nuked it for racism yet.
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whens morphling
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>>576776674
Pay for me to coach you
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silver is fun when you pop ult and turn a losing fight into an enemy team wipe
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Placements are going fantastic.
I should have waited even longer.
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>>576776940
I know this is a joke but i will never, ever pay a nigga to teach me how to play games better. Its the lamest shit i have ever heard of.
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>>576777124
I gotta grind a few more heroes, I don't really like the heroes I used to play a ton
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>>576777135
I would ONLY if i already was making money or had a very real shot at making good money playing that game. Thats about it.
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I hate this game dude. i hate it so much. Playing it makes me feel extremely angry. I don't have fun playing, i just feel relieved when i win. But i can't stop playing because every time i clikc play its like spinning a slot machine. I should just fucking quit.
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Start buying lighting scroll on billy
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>>576777317
stop putting thoughts on my head fed
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>>576776674
>I could not miss any ability and i would play better, but that's not excelent insight.
Au contraire anon, that's one of the insights you need
>"shit i missed that i really need to focus on landing those, how can i aim that better"
Everything is an opportunity to play better. A call you could have made, a spell you could have hit, a priority place you needed to be, or something you need to prioritize less

But you don't necessarily need to go back through your replays in my experience, you can feel it in the moment. When you aim something and barely hit a guy, you know you could have aimed that better. When you're getting tower pushed at minute 2, you know something's gone wrong and you need to address it. When you're caught out in midgame in jungle, you know you've made a bad decision and you need to address your thinking about your positioning during that timeframe.
You know this shit when it's happening unless you're incapable of self-reflection, you don't need to go back through a replay to know "shit i fucked up"
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>apollo nigger in 3/3 bebop games where I want to play ult builds
incredible. ALMOST LIKE THEY INTENTIONALLY RIG GAMES!!!!!
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>>576777317
>>576777672
Retard
Get help
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Can we genuinely remove the laning phase from this game? It doesn't matter at all, you can get 8 kills and nothing changes. Its just a boring waste of time mostly defined by whether or not the game gave you a good lane partner, but even then it doesn't matter. why is it even in the game?
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>>576777672
>hmm today i will play drone talon
>enemy team is calico, pocket, dynamo, mina, ivy
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>>576776915
I still remember the shit show when someone modded Marie Rose over Kimberly in SF6 kek
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>Have a bunch of great games on Abrams
>Know it's all going to come crashing down soon
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>>576778253
The longer the win streak, the longer the mandated loss streak.
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>>576765319
its unironically OP
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>>576778329
Stop reminding me anon I'm quaked as it is :(
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>>576778370
12 win streak, 13 loss streak for me.
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it arrived, lads
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>>576778253
that's the problem with the MM as a non carry, you can do everything right but it gives you the idiots that get picked or never look at their map
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>>576765319
when fully built its cooldown is also like 10 seconds
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>>576778849
You've never done everything right.
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>>576778010
>deciding your build before loading in
deserved loss
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I bet the Doorman would like the Backrooms. Not the zoomer shit it turned into. The original Backrooms.
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>>576778975
are you my ex girlfriend
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>>576765319
the ability is bonkers broken
>deals spirit so it procs reverb, tankbuster, and spirit burn
>scales off gun so the free bullets she gets post carbine do a shit ton of damage making it hard to build against
>oh it also gives her less gravity for mobility because why not
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>>576779070
No, but that's a self-report if I've ever heard one
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>>576779070
unfortunately thats mine
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>>576779165
baby i'll be good...come back to me
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>>576777771
neck yourself retard
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>>576779258
Retard
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>>576777317
>I don't have fun playing, i just feel relieved when i win.
it do be that way sometimes
>queue up for standard
>expect a comfy match that i can mostly vibe through
>blood pressure and cortisol levels spike for the next 40-60 minutes as i'm held hostage by the biggest fvcking sweats on the planet playing like their lives depend on this singular match
like it feels 'good' by winning because it means they didn't and spent all that time ape'ing out just to lose
but at the same time it's like i dont. fvcking. care.
seriously i can only play one match at a time because i hate this constant "100% LOCK IN GOGOGOGO FAST FAST FARM KILL PUSH GO RUN SPRINT AAAOAOAOAOOAO" mentality
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>>576779345
okay retard
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>Still being forced to be the lane janny even as Abrams
At the very least I get to just absolutely mog that sidelane + jungle and the enemy team often sends two people to deal with me.
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I've just accepted that when I Get in a ranked game where people refuse to use their mics, that its a loss.
>>576778017
>>576773972
Should make her glasses like picrel. Would look better.
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How do I get rid of the ranked section in the hideout.
I'm tired of looking at all the losses my nigger teamates caused.
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So is Locket Magic stick tier now?
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>>576779569
Retard
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>>576779845
||discord retard||
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Playing the straight man while two of your teammates argue with each other will never not be funny
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>Oh cool a spirit tank?
>Look inside
>It's a "spirit" tank who gets the most value by only hitting their 4.8k spirit
>Then proceed to build gun/green
>The only other spirit investment is by upgrading items you got to hit your 4.8k spirit
Sometimes I wonder how they're going to balance everything out in the end. They're in a weird sport trying to appease fps fans and people who don't want to aim train but still be impactful with their abilities.
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>>576780075
I'm always surprised when I say something like "stop arguing guys, we've got a game to win" jokingly to people threatening to rape each other and they actually stop arguing and go back to playing
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One day yoshi will stack all the cancer characters on my team and ill win a fucking game....one day
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I fucking hate bricklow so fucking much.
It's no different from fucking standard.
no one is playing to win!
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>>576780380
which character
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>>576780380
What "spirit" tank is this?
I find spirit tanks to be vastly superior to gun tanks
Mystic regen is probably the most broken item in the game
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You only need two gun items on billy, point blank shot and toxic bullets. Everything else should be spirit and green items
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2 day comm banned for calling russian mutants out for being sub and non. time to go standard and unlock some characters.
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>forced to lane janny even though i have my fight-swinging ult ready to go
name the hero /dlg/
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>>576780831
Seven
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From Oracle 5 to brick in 8 easy placement losses!
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>All four people in the lane buy rebuttal as a first item
It's burgerboxing time!
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>just now learned you can bang Migu wall or Kelvin dome with armor piercing rounds
Why doesn't the item say it penetrates player made terrain? Wtf Yoshi
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>>576780831
Drifter
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>>576780782
For like two years now I have been telling Rupigs (and Ukros too honestly, if it's got moon runes and speaks vodka I don't discriminate) to go die like a bitch in a ditch to a drone with assorted subhuman retard slavmonkey quasi-nigger spice dependent on mood and I still haven't got a mute or anything. I assume they just can't speak or read English or don't know about reporting.
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>>576781137
Why did you pick... HER... for the most important games of your life, anon?
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>>576781149
Armor piercing bullets work for Vyper ult too and I fucking wish they worked on Ivy's stone form.
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blueberry feet
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>>576781462
I never play silver, I just like the image.
Although I can play her in ranked, shes never on my roster.
I still have one game left to potentially get one win in. Its been an absolute stomp every match. But I'm taking a break now.
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>>576780904
>using your ult on seven ever
ngmi
he literally does more just shooting people. all ulting does is mildly inconvenience people for like 5 seconds and then you get stunned by knockdown that the support timed 3 seconds into your unstoppable
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>>576781318
jupigs and jewkraine are the same brand of animal. gas ALL slavs.
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Man the game really is whoever gets the most cancer heroes just gets to win right now. Theres just some games where nothing you can do so why not just put in a surrender option
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This game has really top tier mods
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>>576780573
>>576780596
Lash.
Lash right now is so much better played as gun especially with how strong sharpshooter is right now, a good Lash will be in the air until he decides to slam hitting nothing but headshots.
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>>576780496
You won because they had an aids billy that was trying to PK with low soul and if he instead shoved lanes you lose the game.

Grit is lame on Billy it's better to buy Extra Regen and then Fortitude so you can regen while going to another lane to shove.
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>>576781913
yes, that's every game with different characters that are balanced differently since the beginning of time
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>>576782583
>Grit is lame on Billy
Grit is great, you use it to bait people into bad trades or trying to kill you and you suddenly pop an extra 200 health, that guy forgot to upgrade it to spirit, weapon or reactive at some point
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box proxy mo is the gayest shit alive and you should kill yourself if you do it
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>win +300
>lose -300
>win +300
>lose -300
>win +300
>lose -300
>win +300
>lose -300
>win +300
>lose -300
fucking kill me
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>>576782952
what, taking the enemy team's boxes?
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VINDICTAAAAA. MANY YEARS PAST, YOU SURVIVED A HANGING FROM YOUR FOES. BUT NOW - IT IS YOUR FOES WHO ARE HUNG. DEFEET THOSE WHO WOULD WRONG YOU AND LET ROPES FLY AS THEY DID IN SALEM. FINISH YOUR ENEMIES... AND THE RITUAL.
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>>576783030
she's 317 years old you sick fuck
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>>576782708
He probably got overconfident with Grit on early lane and was probably popping it in midgame player fights and still dying later on.

Maybe I'll try Grit early lane (instead of Extra Regen) and then swap for Fortitude midgame to regen while laning.
Extra Regen let's me stay on the early lane, but for way too long when sometimes with Billy you just have to lose the tower and start jungling.
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>>576782960
yeah brah
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>>576781485
>Armor piercing bullets work for Vyper ult too
wasn't this fixed?
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>>576783175
He also went both point blank and weighted when really i think it's an either/or kind of deal because you delay your other shit way too much
bad billy...
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>>576782038
hes a tank?
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I think the part that sucks most about needing 15 wins to unlock a character for ranked is playing the same character over and over and over and over
I was having fun at first but im at 12/15 for Billy now and I want to do literally anything else
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>>576782960
at least you have wins every game im in is so one sided its fucking ridiculous
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>ally billy dies in lane
>wave crashing while he respawns, hang back and try to focus on denies to save the wave for him when he comes back
>he comes back right as the wave reaches our guardian
>flies right over the wave while i'm clearing it
>parry_success.mp3
>see billy's silhouette behind the bridge mysteriously standing still
>third game in a row this happens
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>>576784303
You have to remind him that early Billy sucks and to go punch boxes
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Genuinely how the fuck do you win in ranked vs Dynamo + Lash + Paradox team? The game forces a teamfight every 5 minutes. They win every teamfight because their heores are made for winning teamfights. Paradox throws a bomb at the rift and its over. The answer would be going for picks, doing other objectives but good luck coordinating that with randoms, they just throw themselvees at the teamfights and lose every time
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>>576784440
Tell your team to not go into the unwinnable teamfight and to go punch boxes
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>>576784303
Well, I may not be that Billy, but I appreciate you for saving the wave. Too often some shit goes down and my lane partner will not save any of the wave for me and just fullsend/shove as hard as they can while me or other lane partners are gone. I get its useful sometimes, but got damn. I see it happen that way 9 times out of 10, where I'll do my best to save as much for em as I can.
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>>576784303
>>576784424
Billy players have one good game and think they're invincible for the rest of the day, they do in fact need to play like a total pussy and farm lane/boxes for a little bit before they're allowed to play the game
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>>576784637
did your prostate survive the lovense beating it received from this match
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I keep winning bros...my loss streak is going to be titanic...
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This game is for retarded niggers
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>>576784532
I do tell them. I swear to god i do. But they do it anyway. The game gives you so many reasons to teamfight that people can't help it
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>>576784571
I'm reminded of this when early Rem is chipping the fuck out of me when I'm trying to kill the wave and I can't do nothing about this except punch boxes.
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>Lets blow the shit out of Bebop.
What did he mean by this?
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>>576784691
what does tha tmean
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>>576784725
that's a slur bro
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>>576784805
i just assume as an ivy with no kills and that many assists you have something up your ass
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Holy fuck I feel goddamn worthless on doorman now, I gotta bench him
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Played seven games today, lost all of them. Another great day wasting 6 hours on a game i hate
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>>576784842
Yes it is nigger
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>>576784424
i think if you tell any punch-happy laner that boxes can't parry the seethe would be generational. spunds hilarious but i don't like talking shit unless someone talks shit first
>>576784534
i try to save waves for lane partner whenever i can, sometimes wave gets to the tower first and i have to clear them to prevent chip but otherwise i just play back until backup respawns
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>>576784843
no im' just new
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>>576785176
well good job
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there should be a 1/100 chance for boxes to contain a small rem that attacks you
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>>576785265
I agree with this
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>>576785265
GYAAHHH
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What is up with Warden players anyway? They're always some human aimbot dude who just abuses his gun and stats to farm the lobby or (more often) just a complete lobotomite who plays like a trooper.
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why does haze keep saying that only the cunny will survive, i get that she works for the government but damn
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>>576785378
there is no strategy to warden other than mashing buttons as soon as they're off cooldown and pressing 4 if you're half health
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no one knows the secret chinese warden build but i will tell you: it's only getting your 1 and then rushing witchmail.
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>>576784637
what the fuck
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>>576785498
i've been enjoying the surge of power on shield thing
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>>576785378
Warden needs more buffs to be honest, doing a heavy melee to get out of his ult basically makes his 4 a no-op
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>>576785539
what
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>Decide to play Victor
>Build says buy egg
>Either pop it for Infuser or wait for 30 minutes
>Fuck it play the long game
>30 minutes comes
>Already pretty farmed up
>Get a million stats from egg
>Proceed to put my aura on walk at enemy
>enemy clumps up on me I pop infuser and eshift
>gain all my hp back
>enemy is basically dead at this point
>as my team is also fighting with me
>despite feeding most of early game by playing like a retard
>I get to rape the lategame as the most skilless hero in the game
>The only requirement is for my to be near the enemy
What an easy fucking character why the fuck is this guy allowed to exist
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>>576785265
does he have a little purse with bonus souls
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Why do all the characters treat warden like hes a fraud?
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>>576784637
Nigga get trophy hunter
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>>576785771
anybody who resembles any sort of authority figure can't be respected in modern writing
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>>576784842
Sorry.
This game is for niggers.
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you should be required to win 10 bot matches before playing casual
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apollos ult is fucking bullshit
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>>576785895
i spend 3200 souls to never get hit by it again
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>>576785871
People like Holliday and Abrams though
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>>576785895
it doesn't interrupt channels so i don't care
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>>576785979
everybody dunks on holliday for being a smalltown sheriff and freelance detective isn't exactly an authority figure
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>>576786049
>everybody dunks on holliday for being a smalltown sheriff
They dont though.
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Welcome, welcome to /dlg/.
You have chosen, or have been chosen to relocate to one of our finest remaining threads.
I thought so much of /dlg/ that I elected to establish my Best Girl Administration here, in this game so thoughtfully provided by our developers.
I have been proud to call /dlg/ my home.
And so, whether you are here to stay, or passing through on your way to parts unknown, welcome to /dlg/. Hop on Deadlock.
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>>576785895
>3 second windup to kill or stun him
>3 seconds until he deals damage
>two counterspell timings
>leaves him standing still and begging to be ambushed
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venator's desperate line on his ult is the best acted line in the game. give that guy an oscar.
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>>576786129
needs random spanish words
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>>576785979
>Holliday
Female Sheriff in 1940s.
>Abrams
People don't see detectives as bad cops. Ask someone who hates cops if they hate detectives and they'll tell you no.
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>>576785979
People like Holliday because she's Silver's gf
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to those who play dota is dota better? be honest
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>>576787006
they're both mobas but entirely different beasts
i have terminal zoomer adhd so i like deadlock more
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>>576787006
dota has a full cast of iconic characters. part of the appeal of playing deadlock right now is seeing it all develop and enjoying the new content release
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>no one says anything about lifestrike
>suddenly ex-eternus ecelebs get together to say it's bad
>"YOU'RE THROWING IT'S A TROLL ITEM I AFK"
get a personality, faggots
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>>576787006
>>576787157
>>576787148
I like DL more because I spent more than a decade playing league of legends, and it fills the same itch that did, but has a lot of "new" aspects to that I don't get from DotA. Also I love the aesthetic when its not ruined by the horrendous mod scene.
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>>576785771
He's kind of meant to be a schizo vigilante but none of that comes across because he has no dialogue with anyone
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Crows feel like such an after though junk drawer of an ability for Vin, should give her a passive distance based blur ability which makes it so she has more or less opacity depending on how close you are to her, fits the spectral ghost lady way more than some random ass crows, unless there's something in her lore I'm overlooking
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>>576787402
>league of legends
i will ask you politely but firmly to leave this thread
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>>576785871
Haze is pretty liked
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>how fun or interesting is this item
>passive green
What the fuck do I vote
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How do I get better at the actual shooting part?
I just shit the bed entirely when it comes to actually consistently hitting people.
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>>576787797
aimlabs
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>>576786129
HL3 when nigga
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>>576787571
No.
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>>576782038
As I was saying *RADIANT* regeneration is crazy broken
If you're playing him as a tank I'd set something up like celeste with expansion and torment pulse for constant uptime
Still start with imbue cooldown on flog and get regen online
Something like this and then you can just eat your veggies
Maybe throw in surge of power to boost your flog damage and healing
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>>576785979
>>576786792
Abrams isnt a cop. He’s a PI. Also any prejudice someone would have towards cops would extend towards police detectives too wtf do you mean
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rate my shiv build
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>>576788185
reverb doko?
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>>576788185
>no dispel magic in optional
shitter detected
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usually I play a match of dota before starting deadlock. today I didn't do that, and my match quality has been terrible. I've lost mmr today, which is the only time that's happened since the update.

coincidence? I think not. neglecting one Valve game has lead them to plant agents into my matches.
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>enemy niggas shoot the orbs
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>>576787367
I've been lamenting lifestrike being too weak since the first nerf.
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>>576788327
don't like it I mainly play for knives as you can see from rapid recharge
>>576788414
don't like it because eshift waits out most debuffs and i have reducer/unstoppable
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I came from playing Apex Legends. I love this game it's so good. I get rewarded for being good at the game and the best part? No fucking controller AA fuckery here. Sometimes I tear up just thinking about how good of a game Apex would be if controllers didn't have AA. I hope they never move the movement either.
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Is there a mod that gives Graves and Vindicta lore accurate panties and more polygons on her mounds that I can look at while I cable?
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>>576783003
yes and no
you use veil walker/juggernaut to zip around the map while in burrow and then you constantly collect boxes and proxy waves behind enemy walkers regardless of where your wave is. you then leave to hit more boxes the moment other people show up. you're absent most team fights and anyone responding to you won't catch you because you create your own space with combo threat and because it's impossible for anyone to keep up with you when you have burrow+veil walker+juggernaut speed
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>>576785948
how do you counterspell that shit
I hit it when he dashes - nothing
I hit it right before the damage - nothing
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>>576789041
sounds fun im gonna try it
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>>576789041
Thanks for the guide will be running this in ranked
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>>576789061
parry when he says "lo"
you'll get it every time.
cs has a 1s window to trigger.
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>>576789212
you parry the initial dash, then?
I guess I just wasn't timing it right
thanks
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>>576787367
people have been saying this forever though?
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>tankbuster affects no and skill heal
what the fuck no wonder this nigger is cancer to fight as a tank he's literally cheating
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>>576784147
There'll be days where I win and days where I lose. I just learn to live with it now.
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>>576789582
every item does, mnk is a fraud hero
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Bros, I finally won a game
3-4 games every day this week and it's my first win of the week. And I carried too. I'm so happy.
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>>576789582
Just buy spirit resilience lil vro :)
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How are you supposed to play Geist in team fights?
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It's been a work week, I'll assume the matchmaking update is still shit?
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>>576789919
Just pivk a guy and rape him, swap in the middle of their team for a big silence.
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when is yoshi going to put vega/claw in deadlock

YOOOOOOOOOOW

*grapples into your wraith and suplexes her for a one shot*
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Why does Holliday sound like a mouse in this voice line?
https://deadlock.wiki/images/e/ea/Astro_ally_orion_far_shot_02.mp3
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>>576789919
start sucking everybody off
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Rather than stronger comeback mechanics, this game needs weaker snowball mechanics
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>win lane
>check other lanes
>yellow lane are both 0-4, fed both mina and drifter
>someone in green lane is 1-6, fed lash
genuinely why do they allow these games to continue, i don't want to fucking play the rest of this match knowing they're going to fuck us in every team fight for the next 30 min until we inevitably lose from their snowballing just because some fuckers can't stop dying
can you believe *i* lose rank because of this
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i hate when the music does the leitmotif descending thing
like yeah bro we get it you wanna be undertale
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>>576791007
Don't act like you've never gone 0-4 in your life.
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>>576791129
retard
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>>576791170
not in lane, i'd rather give up guardian than feed
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>Do better than ever
>Somehow games are more difficult than ever
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I hate this fucking game dude, i wish i had literally anything else better to do with my life
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>>576791617
You could emulate Ace Combat 4 instead
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>>576758000
bro
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>>576791518
Nigga, they get way more from guardian than they do from killing you a few times.
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>eat shit on lane
>win regardless
>+300
>railroad lane
>get a 0 12 faggot on team, lose
>-300
>repeat ad infinitum
i have no fucking agency in my rank
NO I DO NOT WANT TO PLAY AN M1GGER FUCK YOU
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>>576791129
this guy learned the word leitmotif from a gaming video essay
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>>576779695
Is that version up anywhere? It's great
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>>576791916
that's ai slop my man
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>>576789995
When I've tried to do that I get focused hard by their whole team
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>>576787402
Same here. I miss playing Kled/Darius but Ven/Silver are fun alternatives
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>jump fed abrams
>nearly dead
>I parry him
>about to finish him off
>friendly doorman ults him
>by the time the ult is over we have to back off since enemy team is closing in
>abrams survives with 1hp
doorman players are all so fucking retarded all they can do is walker kidnap strat and nothing else
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>>576791949
Fucks sake
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anyone else relly bad but queue anyways
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>>576791129
guy who has only played undertale
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>>576791916
Unfortunately no, as another anon said its just an AI sloppa image, but I would like it because it does actually look cool
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>>576792761
haha, yeah
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>>576792761
me
I am absolute dogwater but I play anyway.
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>>576792437
>Kled/Darius
>Venator/Silver
My nigga
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>>576792761
You don't improve if you don't play
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>one opponent literally has double the souls of the entire lobby by the 25 minute mark
it's over at that point, being able to run away is a skill only a few people seem to have
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>>576792437
I play Xayah mostly before stepping away for quite a while. But otherwise Sett, Irelia, Yasuo, and more recently Briar.
Drifter/Mina in DL though.
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>>576792761
drinking and playing deadlock is a fun past time
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>3 rejuvs
>sieging enemy base
>one of them is dead for 60 seconds
>ONE fucking retard says to get back
>3 people listen, they walk backwards as they just watch us die twice with rejuvs
these people should be communication banned.
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>>576791810
kill me
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>>576792437
>Played Poppy
>Sent to pro jail
>Played Hoodwink
>Pro jail, but IceFrog lets heroes out when the voices tell him to for a while
>Silver
>Buried under the jail so now they won't even play her
I'm tired boss
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Having a loss streak is so dogshit because i lost four matches in a row, so now i know that i need to win five games minus the losses i had to even have any rank profit, so my next 5-10 hours of gameplay will be for notihng, and that's if i don't lose even more
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>>576793487
ivy panting like a dog after bouncing on it crazy style
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>>576793680
looks like you're in your rank
now you will stay there forever
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>>576793886
can i please get boosted to phantom so that the legally mute retards that are in my games disappear forever
>call out that i have ult
>ready to fight
>get into position WITH TEAM
>press 4 at a perfect time
>entire ally team just silently turns around and leaves
>enemies eat me alive
every time there's a no comms game it's a forced lose because im not a m1gger, it's dogshit

if i get players that can talk it's an easy win because that's how much it takes to not be braindead retarded
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Drifter seems overtuned.
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played against a silver today

all she did was flop around doing nothing missing all her shots. which one of you was it?
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>>576794316
>hits you for 1.2k with 1 rend 20 minutes into the game
what makes u say that
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>>576794392
oh no not 1.2k in 20 minutes when I have 4k hp as mo by that point nooooo....
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>>576794392
you forgot that it also silences you.
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>I will not buy counter items
>I will not buy counter items
>I will not buy counter items
>I will not buy counter items
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>>576794070
people dont have to talk you know if you wanna scream like an idiot in VC thats your thing doesnt mean I have to listen
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>>576794642
>refuses to listen to basic callouts
worse than a rusnigger in dota
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>>576787006
Dota has creep stacking and neutral items so no it's not better
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>>576794839
>dota has mechanics that are better than anything in deadlock so it's not better
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>>576794916
Stack the jungle for me, chop chop wagie.
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>>576794636
desu i struggle with buying counters especially if theres so many thing to counter. lash, infernus, and seven on the other team demands knockdown, counterspell and dispel.
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>play with geist wandering around doing boxes and farming randomly while I'm pushing up lane
>ok whatever, I'll go buy
>turns out he has a mic with an ugly spergy voice asking where I am, he's not looking at his map at all

muted and cursed using fell occult powers irl
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there is no counter to greenbop
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>>576795192
toxic
decay
inhibitor
tankbuster
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>>576794794
i usually have something playing in the background while i play im not listening to you chimp out
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fury trance on haze?
seems like it might be good again but she doesn't really need the unhindered movement while shooting?
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>>576795349
bricknigger
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>>576794070
did you try communicating with pings?
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siphon bullets should get the spirit burn treatment where the global cooldown is removed and its now per-hero basis
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>>576795426
>calls me brick
>CAN I GET BOOSTED TO PHANTOM? in his original post
lol
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>>576795487
i usually do it simultaneously alongside talking

>>576795557
>there are no ranks between those 2 points
retarded monkey
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>>576794352
It was the eternal spirit of The Unknown Silver
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>holliday fed so hard she just abandoned to spare her team the pain
some of you are alright
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>about to ground slam some loser
>stub my toe on a pixelof map geometry causing me to groundlam 30 centimeters off the ground
>0 damage
Why does this happen so often
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>slowing hex someone
>they press like 3 buttons and fly off into space
what is even the fucking point
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plot armor should not be castable on yourself
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I feel like I'm better than seeker yet I can't leave it after 400 hours. I die 0-2 times a game and push objectives/win fights successfully but the game balances it out with a vyper going 2-18 on my team that makes the enemy carry a monster the longer the game goes on.
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>>576796450
slowing disarm silence are such trap items they wont do jack shit as long as dispel magic exists dispel should be nerfed to reduce the time of the debuff not outright remove it and debuff reducer should be changed
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>>576796609
why don't you just kill their carry if you're better than him then?
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>>576796891
I'm not playing a carry and can't scale well
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>>576796891
oh you're one of those losers that sits in the fountain casting spells that mostly miss their targets and thinks you're a valuable support.
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>>576797072
>throws plot armour on one guy
>UHHH CAN YOU KILL THE ENTIRE ENEMY TEAM FOR ME PLEASE?
I hate support players (that arent ivy) so fucking much fuck you
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add more debuff resistance items to the spirit category yoshit
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Paige shouldve looked like this.
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spirit vindicta still comfy
farming sick ult clip farm dopamine hits
miss all ults still win fight with stake and alchemical fire
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I thought you guys said standard was a mess? it's just stress free games with a bunch of dudes learning new heroes and shooting the shit
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>>576798075
depends on the mmr desu
I started losing a shit ton of games and haven't had issues since
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What do you guys think about my Mina cosplay?
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your 44% winrate F tier hero 15 minutes into the game, sir
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>>576798292
Costume is ok. body and face are bad.
what's more pathetic is keeping this kind of shit on your PC bro, don't save ugly to your pooter.
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>>576798072
try lightning scroll vindicta
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>>576798469
how hard is it to double jump?
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thank you deadlock for putting this "gun rem to oracle" player on my team
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>>576799213
It happens anon, I have like 70% winrate on ranked rn and a lot of my losses were due to rems trolling with stupid shit
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>>576799213
>10% WR
just carry bwo...
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this match cancelled and match not scored shit is the most retarded fucking choice imaginable from the devs
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>>576799781
t. buttmad he's not getting free wins
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how did he light melee me through active parry frames
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>>576799872
im buttmad that other retards can hold my heroes getting into ranked hostage by abandoning at 45 fucking minutes into a fucking match
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>>576799963
parry has a teeny tiny small build up the animation doesnt match the parry window you parried the windup didnt happen but the animation doesnt match the parry so you got stunned in that little window where you can still get melee'd but the animation still goes off
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>>576785871
>>576785771
he doesn't resemble an authority figure, the cop model is just a placeholder, he's canonically some weirdo with a cape and homemade superhero suit and weird alchemist tools, he comes off as a schizo school shooter
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>>576787367
it's great on bebop
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>>576800193
his uppercut has that shit built in and you should be maxing it first anyways
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Flopping tranny deadcock.
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>>576787367
Even when unnerfed it was shit
Now its a straight up troll item.
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>>576800089
okay so when are they fixing that
>>576800193
its dogshit on bebop
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>>576800305
>>576800586
you think the uppcercut heal is good? because lifestrike consistently massively outheals it in all my games, long or short
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I want to be the best frontline Billy. Is it better to build gun or spirit in this case? Any build ID recs?
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New heroes when? I can hardly put together a roster I want to play since Shiv is SHIT and he has been my 3rd. Viscous and Pocket as 1st and 2nd.
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>>576800000
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This is a desperate PSA that i know for a fact will go unheard, but can you guys please, please for the love of god leave your lane and go do sinners at 8 minutes? Its a lot of money. Please don't wait until 11 minutes to do sinners. And its even better because your lane partner who is now alone is getting more souls, so its a lot more souls for the whole team
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>>576801339
but i need to chase kills...my kda...
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I wish someone who was actually good at Doorman made guides for him. The only people posting Doorman guides are Piggy (who sucks) and Joechuck, who is a joke player who wants to farm clips rather than actually play. I wish TAS would put up some videos or something
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BABY I'M PRAYIN' ON YOU TONIGHT
HUNT YOU DOWN AND EAT YOU ALIVE
JUST LIKE ANIMALS
ANIMALS
LIKE ANIMALS MALS
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>>576800586
>when are they fixing the melee system
Never?
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invest in crushing fists silver
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played a little victor for the first time in months
people in my shitlow matchmaking really underestimate his 1, they just walk in front of you at low hp and expect to live
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>>576800664
and pray tell, when did you max uppercut
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>>576799392
I cant tell if rem is bad or if the most retarded faggots gravitate toward him and build meme items
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>>576802078
first thing I maxed after 2 points in bomb and 1 point in hook, lifestrike as the 4,8k green spike after first doing 4,8k spirit
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cant wait for another day of terrible 45% winrate idiots ruining my games with 10k dmg on haze
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I have to start every Ivy match by going "hey lane partner i'm literally fucking useless at the start of the game, please don't try to be overly agressive or we will lose the lane", but more often than not they don't care and lo and behold, we lose the lane and they blame me
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>>576802217
Mostly just the latter
This is what one of them built and it cost us the game. If he had built just pure support items alongside curse we would have won (it was a super close game) but oh well
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>>576800828
You build all three categories of items on Billy, depending on what your team needs and what the other team is doing, but you always want to hit all three 4.8ks at least. Use Crayon or Lystic's build.
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>>576800828
what the other guy said but use togetherdl's build instead, crayon's build sucks ass
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>>576803052
>>576803150
togetherdl or lystics?
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>>576802767
I had a drifter buy trophy hunter then go 2/11 and I think that hurt less than looking at this
a man with three split personalities all trying to play different builds at the same time
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>>576803186
togetherdl but buy weakening headshot instead of slowing bullets for your gun spike
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what's the AFK in fountain without being banned method?
tab back in and move every 40 seconds or what?
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>>576803334
He stole my sinners right in front of me while I was playing victor too
Dude was just in his own little world.
This is his ranked stat-locker too, actual 50/50 agent lmao
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>>576803379
>afk for 4 minutes
>tab back in and jump on a random zipline
>tab back out
it kicks you after 5 minutes of inactivity
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>>576803342
whats wrong with slowing buillets
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all i do is suppoooooort
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>>576803642
they decreased it to 180, so I guess it's two now?
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>>576803729
it's still fine but you really need the extra damage early that it no longer gives and that weakening headshot does, buying weighted shots later is still good
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>>576803729
>>576796450
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>DOUBLE my doormans damage in lane
that's fucking it
I am just going to start afking the second I get a bad lane partner, I just don't fucking care anymore.
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I was in the dead-center of average ranking, complete middle of the road player
That being said, it feels like every match, some guy gets fed or knows how to build and I leave the match thinking,”that character is so busted” despite it happening to every cast member
Is there any character that DOESNT feel this way? It’s like they carefully balanced the game for every character to feel like bullshit to play against
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wtf do you do against seven with unstop and refresher? just wins every teamfight for free
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>>576804250
hit da bricks
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>>576804250
Walk away when it’s up or bait him into using it at a bad spot
Alternatively buy some reflective barrier type item or something
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Bro, what the fuck is it about shiv that attracts the most retarded faggots going? It's such a consistent fucking problem the faggot throwing the game is a shiv
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>build spirit resilience
>nigfernus still does half your hp in passive damage
fucking kill yourself yoshi you fucking troglodyte
IT'S BEEN TWO YEARS AND YOU STILL CANT GET THE BALANCE IN THIS GAME RIGHT AT THIS POINT I DON'T BELIEVE YOU EVER WILL
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>>576804212
i feel victor is very fair to play against
mainly because i main seven and buy healbane, toxic, spirit burn, and crippling
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Why their pick rates are so fucking low?
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>>576804306
and when he's at midboss/patron pit? cant just walk away
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>>576804396
>I don't know
>Sort of complex
>Have to aim
>Ugly and you have to aim
>Bad and you have to aim
>Ugly and you have to aim
>Ugly and you have to aim a really weird ability
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>>576804357
The point is not having a perfect balance, that is not how live service games work.
The point is to rotate OP and nerfed characters to keep people "entertained"
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Are boots/things like Fleetfoot mandatory to buy or can I skip them? Most guides do not show them as a core item but when I do not buy them I feel so fucking slow when compared to others in terms of chasing, farming etc.
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>doorman ulties my combo
>the target gets away free
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>>576804416
>here’s two options
>B-BUT MUH OPTION ONE DONT WORK
Shut up retard
Plus you can hide behind the walling in midboss but you’ll have to miss out on getting rejuv, but with coordination and courage you can have enough time to parry the enemy team’s attempt and steal one or two
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>>576804598
gotta learn to use your stamina efficiently and kick off walls to go pretty much everywhere
otherwise you're stuck buying that shit, yeah
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>Apollo
His riposte isn't retard proof anymore
>Doorman
Spamming bells isn't fun and you need a brain to use doors (also kidnapping got gutted and that's basically the one trick most doormans used)
>Silver
Mechanical and Game Sense skill check or you feed.
>Grey Talon
The normies hate his model.
>Mirage
Another game sense skill check
>Vyper
Model + Normies HATE sliding for some reason
>Sinclair
Model + Game Sense check + Ult Value is RNG + Outside of Ult he's meh
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>>576804396
>nerf character every patch
>why no one play her? :O
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>>576804757
>Normies HATE sliding for some reason
It's HARD
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Bebop hooks have an inverse bell curve on how hard they are to land the better you get at the game
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>>576804617
Its not really an option dickhead
>walk away
okay he's in our patron base and is ulting I guess we should all just wait in spawn as their team kills our patron Im asking you how to solve world hunger and you're saying "just buy food" you retard
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>>576804757
>>576804806
>Normies HATE sliding
bind slide to m2 specifically for vyper
thank me later
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>>576804861
Stand in your shrine veils or one of the other 8 different cubbies to avoid his ult in your base.
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>Rush heal t2 in lane
>Never lose lane as gennis
woah
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>>576804905
feel like an even bigger normgroid retard for not thinking of this. I am just smoothbrain cattle living in everyone else's world.
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>>576804861
You know you can hide from it right?
Butst him down from safety and then get in your patron circle to protect it
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>>576804943
WHILE THEY'RE IN OUR PIT SHOOTING OUR PATRON? AND YOU HAVE TO BE IN SAID PIT TO DEFEND IT DO YOU EVEN PLAY THIS GAME YOU FUCKING CHIMP?!
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>>576805026
I really dislike how you do everything you can to also ignore the idea of buying defensive items.
Pretty sure you can silence him before unstoppable to stop him from using anything
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>>576805026
You only gotta be somewhere for 7 seconds, unstop can't be refreshed.
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>>576805120
>>576805146
Thank you I dont wanna sound like a dick but Im asking a legit question just saying 'walk away' doesnt help we killed him anyways because his team sucked
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street brawl bros whats the strongest non-legendary Enhanced item in your humble opinion?
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>>576804396
Lost his get out of jail free card and reactive barrier proccing finally
Actually has to deal with door being open for a few more seconds
Silver
Grey ugly model
Arab designated lane janny
M1gger AND schmovement? Too much
Unfinished model and too heavy on utility and opponent rng
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>>576804396
>Only was played because he was OP
>Was always tricky to play well, also nerfed
>Nerfed into the oblivion
>should be replaced with Windranger model
>needs a fucking rework again
>Nerfed
>Needs a rework, nerfed, needs new model
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what do you guys think about my mains?
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>>576805259
>Cheating
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>>576804861
waiting enough seconds and then stunning/knocking down/cursing/whatever is pretty much all you can do after he unstops, if you don't have the damage to swiftly fist his anus until he dies or panic cancels to avoid dying. I personally enjoy when I'm playing gay talon or vindicks and get to melt him as soon as he tries
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>street brawl
>kill the enemy team in the first minute, maybe even more than once
>they just respawn before you can do anything to the objective
>they finally kill you for the first time 5 minutes later
>you get stuck with a 60 second respawn timer and lose
valve is just so stupid on every level it's unbelievable
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>>576805215
For each category?
Rescue Beam
Curse
Enhanced gun items kinda suck but maybe Silencer
Rescue Beam is pretty much auto win if you get it though, so it clears.
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>>576805302
hey man someones gotta frontline for these teams. if im frontlining for you, listen to my calls and play around me. it is free rank up points yes
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>>576805215
depends a lot on your particular hero but in terms of pick no matter what when you see it, rescue beam like the other guy said
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mo has to be one of the least quality of life heroes to play
>cant scourge or curse in burrow
>cant ulti after burrrow so enemy pops 50 dashes and you have to spend 15 sec chasing them again
>ulti has 0.1 range so you have to spam it like a retard during which you cant shoot and using abilities cancels it
>burrow has insane fucking momentum retain so you end up flying to africa instead of spinning your target
>does absolutely 0 damage outside of lane without torment pulse because scorn has 0.1 aoe
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>>576805983
>ulti has 0.1 range so you have to spam it like a retard during which you cant shoot and using abilities cancels it
protip enable instant cast and map it to mousewheel down
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>>576805983
why are you not buying expansion when you're buying scourge
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>>576806084
doesn't fit in the build
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>>576803729
All it gives you is a move slow. If that’s what you need then great but slowing hex is better for that, since it also weakens dashes which slowing bullets doesn’t.
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>>576806142
sell the quicksilver when you get it
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here's your 54 min infernus
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>>576805223
>Silver
Whats that supposed to mean?
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>>576803342
>>576806151
do you also buy crippling headshot after?
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>>576806486
you could upgrade it later but it would be wayyyy later since you'd want to buy scourge/colossus before other t4 items
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>>576806486
i dont play billy but there's probably 20 items you'd rather want
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So close to ranked...
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>>576806523
>>576806532
why is scourge good?
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>>576806298
>you shouldn't have pushed me
>gets silence disarmed knocked down shot by everyone hit with every cc in the game and explodes
>a pro walks over to her corpse and looks down and goes 's tier'
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>>576806560
does % based damage that scales off hp so after you drag everyone in with chain and then proc spirit snatch off bash down your 4k hp from colossus makes you melt everyone to death, refer to the op image
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>>576806486
You only buy crippling if you need to shred resistances and get anti heal. It + healbane is 50% healing reduction anytime you tag someone so they can’t dispel it like toxic or inhib. Tbh I wouldn’t buy crippling on Billy period because he’s a tank, let the dps pick up weakening and crippling you should just focus on being unkillable
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>>576805000
you should bind apollo's stab to your m2 while you're at it as well.
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>Lash begs for swap so he can play with his discord kitten
>Ivy tells him to fuck off
>Lash just forces himself onto the other lane leaving me by myself
>Blue lane gets taken pretty quickly because I'm goddamn victor against vindicta abrams
>EVEN FUCKING PAIGE JOINS IN THE FUN
>Three man blue 1 v 3
>Lash has a mental breakdown spamming slurs because I call him a duo abusing manchild
>Somehow the enemy overstays and I get multiple solo kills + solo farm
>Manage to carry with a 10+k soul lead against a triple nigger ABRAMS + YAMATO + BILLY enemy comp
This game is a clown circus sometimes
When is yoshi removing duos from ranked so these fags can discord goon with eachother in the standard mode.
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>only light melee as billy
>never heavy
>wait for enemy parry
>then spam 6 light melees
it doesnt get better than this, i am the best billy player
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>>576806903
if there is just you, you shoot them in the face until they panic parry
if it is you and some amount of teammates you can basically let that shit rip on cd
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This design is?
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women bitch about being treated like shit in this game and then make being a woman their entire personality including their steam username
god i hate women
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>>576806956
sex.
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>>576806954
yeah i only melee after they panic parry. in group fights? everyone eats a heavy from the back.
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>>576806298
Worst hero in the game, can only win 1v1s and doesn't do anything that makes you win games.
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>Sinclair dead with ult every fight vs dynamo
how are they all so fucking useless
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>shoot enemy orb as many times as humanly/gamely possible before they even notice the orb
>doesn't get secured
>enemy shoots once lazily at it and gets a secure

Very cool mechanic
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>>576803334
Going trophy and failing to secure kills isnt even bad, picking a support hero to build gun items on a chassis 30% as effective as it while baiting your team as you hover up farm to do 16k damage over 40 minutes is just infuriating tho
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this game genuinely fucking infuriates me
how the fuck are you locking in your character only played by pedophiles (Sinclair) whos sole fucking purpose is to be an ult spamming Seven/Dynamo and you can't even fucking do that?
why are you echo shard on fucking hex instead of just fucking stealing singu and ulting???
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>>576807525
echoshard on hex is good though
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>haze going ult rape hunt build
>buy cheat death on drifter and follow heart beats
>initiate on her
>she just dies any time she ults me as I punch her to death with crushing fists echo shard rend
>win the game
fuck you haze tard
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>>576807563
i don't fucking give a shit, retard.
you shouldn't be touching rabbit hex AT ALL when Dynamo is in your LOS.
FUCKING
SINGU
WITH YOUR FREE TP
braindead fucking animals on Sinclair
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>>576807525
>character only played by pedophiles
thats graves, though
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>>576807634
Your mentality is your own downfall bro. You do not understand that just because someone is a certain character means they have to do "the thing" all the time. In fact, going against the grain is very beneficial some times. Your enemy might think you're going mo-ult steal all game but then you hit them with the rabbit hex echo shard bolt and absolutely nuke their HP. You know how many times I've tried to engage a sinclair and eaten 700+ damage from A SINGLE BOLT and am utterly neutered in a fight, if not picked right after? Yes Sinclair stealing good ults is very useful and a good thing, doesn't mean it is 100% always the best option.
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>>576807846
there are SOME gravestards that are playing it exclusively because they're dogshit monkeys with parkinson's and can quite literally not play anyone else.
only disgusting mutant pedophiles play Sinclair.
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>>576807908
>sometimes throwing the game is the right play!
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>>576808040
Did I say that retard? No I didn't. Maybe try thinking instead of screeching. You don't know how to play the game. Try call of duty
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>kill 2
>immediately run to mid boss
>wraith and drifter refuse to show up so its slow
>enemy comes in with petrify and shit, getting 3 rejuvs
>kill all of them eventually
>wraith still hasnt showed up, he's in their base taking 2 shrines
my fucking god this matchmaking
if he had just showed up the boss is dead in 5 sec
now because i was better and managed to kill everyone in mid pit with 3 rejuvs this fucktard gets +300 mmr
thanks valve
18k dmg wrraith
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>>576806956
SEXOOOO
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>>576808517
this may sound dumb, but a skill you need to learn is efficiently developing a rapport with your teammates, figuring out who is dead silent, who doesn't react to comms, and being able to understand what their reactions will be to your directions.
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>>576807908
i mean maybe for anything but dynamo , he should be building dynamo items and just win the game he can ult twice as much
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>>576808517
You should mentally prime them before you even fight "ok guys next fight we win we do boss" or if you didnt think about it then say it while youre killing the people

otherwise retards WILL just go back to farming or hitting sinners even though the carries job is literally kill boss and shrines that's it
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>>576808614
>attempt comms and shot call
>ask for someone to buy a knockdown (I am playing a gun carry and will get minimal value out of it)
>in about 3 seconds this lobby of silent shitters feeding in every lane suddenly comes alive and two of them are mad at me (?), one of them is mad at their lane partner (??) and two of them are mad at the people mad at me (???) and the entire comms explodes into infighting
>mute everyone
>carry the game and win anyways

Yeah sometimes you just have to figure out if this is a game where you can actually use mic or not.
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>>576808614
not my problem
if i kill 2 people and im together with 3 others and we all run mid while spamming it in comms except one guy runs off to shop and one is in africa choosing to take doubles instead of taking mid
we genuinely had every positional advantage possible on the map
if we had lost mid fight he would've not gotten anything and would've died solo
we had already taken 1 boss and were up 30 or 40k at that point at like 20 min but we did absolutely nothing with it so when i force something right before rift (which is comeback for them) my entire team just stands back and watch was i die twice
and no the wraith wasnt even there he was still in africa
this game is dogshit and i've been placed too low
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>>576808849
the game doesnt work like that man
its a split decision when you see 3 lanes pushed in and you just killed 2 people 5 sec away from mid boss
you rush it and you expect people to follow
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>>576808871
>not my problem
Then lose.
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>>576808961
im trying
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Can someone explain two items to me I don't really get:

Golden Egg: what is the point of this item? If you're winning you don't really need it. If you're losing, it's a "wasted" slot. If you're back-and-forth there are far better items to buy instead of holding egg for 30 minutes just taking up space.

Trophy Collector: how is this item not a must buy for everyone on every team? Getting kills and assists is the entire game. It gives souls too and ok stats. If you're fighting with your team, you're getting buffs. If you're killing, you're getting buffs. Is there something I misunderstand about it?
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>>576808951
If it doesnt work like that why do I do it almost every game?
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>>576808517
>tried to do mid boss while they had petrify and shit
>muh matchmaking
lmao
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>>576809041
its for people who watched a 6 month old youtube video on how to play then proceed to play 30 min with --10% dmg and another -15% on farming with trophy collector
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Vyper's kit is really fun, her pick rate will without a doubt skyrocket if her redesign is good, same with Yamato.
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>>576809110
it was extremely slow had my m1ggers showed up it would die and we'd also have more cc and damage for the fight
it wasnt a close game it was just idiots
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>>576809041
Egg exists for broken heroes to scale hard no matter how their lane goes. So victor/seven/wraith can buy it since they're just going to try and scam a win by delaying the game long enough they hyperscale. Some supports buy it for a tining as well like bebop/paige/rem/kelvin can all reasonably use it but if they hold it longer than 15 minutes they're throwing. It probably shouldnt exist because most people use it wrong
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>>576809041
>Golden Egg
you buy it when the lane you're in looks turbo aids or you're the only carry on the team and need to mega pump your stats up and rush a specific item, anyone holding it to 30 is a retard, you pop it 10-15 minutes in
>trophy collector
takes a slot, and the malus on gun damage hurts some more efficient gun farmers a ton
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>>576809139
>people can't aim
>you now have to aim while gliding around at the speed of light
vyper will never have above average pick rate
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how do i set scourge to self activate automatically
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>>576809231
More for me
THROWING BOLA
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>>576809272
>THROWING BOLA
me too
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>>576809272
>WE GOT EM M-
>ITANI LO SA-
>SHOULDND'T HAVE PUSHE-
YEAH, I DON'T FIGHT FAIR
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>>576809340
Buff
Her
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>>576804847
I can't for the life of me land hooks in lane but suddenly become a god with it after 15 minutes of gametime for some reason
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>>576809483
it has a tiny chode range in lane
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>>576809549
jesus christ what the fuck is that thing
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I try drifter for the first time and I be seeing how strong he be
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>>576809483
in lane they're acutely away a bebop is trying to grope them. that and by 15 minutes you have t2 hook which makes it a lot easier
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>>576806956
Wish someone modded away the tubes and hourglass, her silhouette and design are perfect otherwise
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when are they adding emotes? the game is lacking in toxicity
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>>576809595
don't worry, her Arcana cosmetic is coming soon
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>>576809627
we need tips so i dont have to enter the menu to commend people
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>>576809262
the technology just isnt there yet
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>>576809627
Closest we have is typing messages like "gg" "thanks" "sorry" "wp" in allchat plays a voiceline to both teams.
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god i love talking shit
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>>576809578
A cheat
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>>576810057
lore accurate billy
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>>576810057
forgot to include the first time i said it lmao. after i said this they 6 stacked blue and lost lmao
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Well, it's over
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someone explain dash parrying like what are u parrying its not like they're gonna melee something that wasnt there to begin with
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>>576810202
>Its real
WTF
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>>576810202
>TF2 font
A falseflag troll post!!
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>>576810057
>cheats
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>>576810237
you can dash into creeps while they are meleeing them
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>>576810057
Always funny when the most mild of shittalk/banter sets someone off.
"smd" alone has sent so many people into tilt mode its unreal.
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For me, its t-bagging
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>>576810485
Randomly t-bagging after a completely normal kill is an instant enrage spell, people will go full tilt and you can win games purely off of one well placed pair of nuts.
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My sin was buying slowing hex and knockdown
He cried about it all game
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>>576810725
lee sin?
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had a dream about a new t4 gun mobility item that you activated to perform a bombing run while holding M1 that caused knockback (so you would fly via shooting) and had some degree of autoaim like celeste
I bought it as a fed viscous and it was like i was violently shitting out my ass and people were dying
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so the update wont be until TI? the ITEM update? so how long until the real content
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>>576809648
I'll be trusting the plan
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>>576811136
says who
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is vegas our guy?
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>>576811465
No
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>>576811136
>TI right before grand finals
>"And we have a special announcement..."
>lights go dim
>a black screen plays ominous music
>DEADLOCK
>gasps
>THE ITEM REWORK
>crowd bursts into applause
>dota players cheering
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>>576809549
Cute tomboy
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>>576809549
Looks like a /weg/ gobbo
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>>576809549
fucking dogshit
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>>576809549
Face is kinda weird but I like the outfit, cute butt too.
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>>576811465
Yes
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>>576812435
skin is cool but 99.99% of ivy players are insufferable
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>somehow in every pro players s tier
>only 18 players have more than 1 game a day on the hero
crazy
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>see enemy haze is alone pushing a lane
>buy indomitable and go pretend I'm cluelessly clearing the wave
>indomitable stops the inevitable dagger and she starts running away
not so tough without your shitty gimmick huh
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>>576812831
you left out the part where she presses 4 and insta kills you
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>>576812898
i dont remember the last time i died to a haze ulti
just dash away lmao
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>>576812831
>spends a 17 second CD to pop a minute CD
seems good to me
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>>576812802
The leader board is kind of fucked rn because there is way more than 100 ven games

The issue is something with valve ids. I was able to get more full data by setting rank 1 as the seed player then pulling everyone who played in his games in ranked then pulling every player who played against them
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>>576811465
Reverse the roles, buy heal nova on carry, get glass cannon on tank
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>>576812831
>has the cheat plugin and sees it pop up on your purchase feed
>buys silence wave to waste it before daggering you
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>just want to plant zombies on lane
>don't get to do it for more than a few seconds in an entire 40 minute game because my Yamato screeches like a banshee if we aren't all fighting for urn and rift
Gonna kill myself
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>have rough game
>Have most player and obj damage in the game anyway
>get insulted by team mate for "sucking"
>immediately re-queue in hopes to game with him again (to either int if team mate or focus-fire exclusively if enemy)
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>>576813482
There's a zombie on your lawn
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>>576813521
This but if it's a smurf on the enemy team I will requeue to try and int him
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>it's a vindicta snipes you out of nowhere for 1 trillion damage and uses your throat as her futa cocksleeve episode again
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>>576814278
>take damage in Deadlock
>immediately start thinking about cocks
I don't wanna be on this general anymore.
Also you're actually describing Paradox, not Vindicta.
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I finally reached oracle lads... it only took a 5 winstreak.
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I am a bit retarded. You only get a rank by doing ranked for a bit yeah? You don't get a preliminary one once you're eligible to queue?
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>>576814817
The TL;DR is that your rank is affected by your MMR
If you have oracle level MMR, then ranked will put in oracle matches and assign a rank depending on how it goes for your calibration games. So if you int all your oracle mmr games it might put you into high emissary, but if you win all your games you might get put into mid-high oracle
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must have taken some restraint to not make billy black
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>>576812435
>those eyes
holy SHIT
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>>576814951
I think there is one more factor, if you are just not returning and decayed it seems the uncertainty is compounded which is why some of the old emmisary have giga volatility
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>>576812435
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>https://github.com/FN-FAL113/server-picker-x
goodbye europe
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>>576815568
Even in my video games, I must deal with immigrants shitting everything up...
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if plugins are cheating why does valve allow them
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deadlock if it was good
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I've played 15 ranked games in total now since the change and only won 1 of them. This matchmaking is genuinely dogshit.
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>>576756178
>>576816294
point proven
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>>576816347
>nooooo i dont fucking suck nooo im not literally uncarriable at my mmr
you suck, accept it.
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>>576816362
99% of mods are ass.
This one included.
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>>576816428
No need to project, anon.
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>>576816553
I won 13 of my last 20 tho
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>>576816756
Prove it, retard.
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>>576816918
>p-post all of your ranked matches
No. There's a bunch of standard there inbetween and I'm not taking the time out of my day to separate the ranked games from the standard games to prove delusional bricklows like you wrong
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>>576817076
>No.
Thank you for conceding. Like I said, no need to project.
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>>576817161
How about this.
I'll post MY games if you post yours. Let me see how matchmaking supposedly made you lose 14 out of 15.
>inb4 no reply or deflection
Thanks for playing
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>>576817236
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Like I said, thanks for playing.
You fucking suck, btw. You're the only common denomiator in all those games. Reflect.
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>>576817591
Who are you talking to, anon?
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I'm not giving you another (You) until you address the post. You're welcome to keep replying and coping, though.
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>>576817769
Imagine counting (You)s. kek
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>>576817825
certainly not counting wins.
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Imagine losing 14 out of 15 games and still spending time in /dlg/ when you should be riding the shortbus on your way to retard school
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>>576817925
Well better get you're shoes on or you're going to miss the bus!
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>no u
kwab
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I think it'd be poetic if another thread was never made after this.
Just two retards fighting over nothing while everyone else moved on.
The perfecting ending for /dlg/
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>>576818086
Perfect ending for all of 4chan.
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>>576818086
We unironically need more of the OP schizos.
Other generals have 5 different retards foaming at the mouth to make the OP.
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did they loosen up on how many abandons send you into low priority or have people just lost it?
so many more leavers after the matchmaking update
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>>576818281
I will save every Silver pic and make nothing but Silver OPs (it's the only time she's ever been op lol)
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>>576818281
In my experience, that's always a canary in the coal mine. Generals are at their best when anons are capable of posting while it hits page 10.
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>>576818340
Nooo anon, the matchmaking isn't bad. You're bad.
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>>576818470
>this is the best /dlg/ will ever be
its over
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>>576818481
What's matchmaking got to do with niggers abandoning?
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We need a loli mouse frontliner that does damage and blocks with her giant ears.
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>>576818667
do not reply to the bad matchmaking schizo
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>>576818481
It's only tangential to the quality of the matchmaking. I don't mind because most of the time they would have ran it down and made the game impossible anyway.
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>>576818667
Didn't happen before the matchmaking change.
I have noticed it a lot myself since the update.
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>>576818527
It's quite good for modern day 4chan.
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>>576818382
based BASED BBAASSEEDD
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>>576818724
It really fucking isnt you moron
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>>576818695
Perhaps I am just a jaded joyless faggot but modelswaps have never been funny to me.
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its always me on vindicta/geist/lash/mo/dynamo duty where i have to interrupt or silence them, every other subhuman always follows their L>R
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>>576818691
Too late, retard.
>>576818695
Sometimes its good, but sometimes its bad. But I'd rather just have a full game because sometimes they can be a fine enough distraction. Its just that full games are much harder to come by lately.
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>>576818806
How many generals would you say are better?
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>>576818820
And you just figured out why 95% of this games "modding" scene is genuinely terrible.
Just look at this aesthetic masterpiece that perfectly fits the games world and setting.
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>>576818820
I don't think it's funny for my own gameplay but I like the webm of grey talon crashing a car.
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>>576818972
None, /dlg/ is the only general I visit because its the only place to talk about deadlock and even then its pitiful. If it weren't for deadlock I would be on this site at all.
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>>576766334
What rank are you now though, after the MM update?
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>>576818991
I don’t mind these mods 2bh just sucks that 99% of modding is commissioned skins swaps and not game modes maps or overhauls
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>>576818824
>play a frontliner
>have to shove 2 lanes for 20 minutes while your team brools or hits boxes like retards
>enemy haze and victor know you're the only sane man on the team and constantly push both
what the fuck is wrong with them
Am I Pos 0 with gigafarm or something?
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>>576818991
there are so many unfunny children playing this game
I guess that's a good thing for it's future prospects but I'm tired of being called old for being 28
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>>576807357
Silver is still viable in Seeker and Innitiate
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SOMEONE GET AN OP SCHIZO IN HERE RIGHT NOOOOOW WE'RE ON PAGE 10 AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>576818991
I mean it will always be easier to model swap than to make a standalone new model. Of course there's more low quality modelswap slop than properly modeled stuff.
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>>576819112
>None
Are you an ESL then? Did you think I was saying this general is good in general?
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>>576819245
I'm older than you.
They are very unfunny though.
>>576819356
I just don't even understand the appeal of having your game look like a mishmash of lowquality model swap shit. Its genuinely off putting.
I truly believe the only reason people do it is so when they post a clip on twitter, some faggot who already knows the answer will reply with "What the fuck are you playing?!?!"
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>>576819536
>>576819536
>>576819536
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>>576793371
very respectable roster
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>>576793765
Brutal.
I still hate riot for what they did to my wife
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>>576806956
AAA certified rapemeat
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>>576808614
the best advice I've seen here in a while
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>>576809549
Pure sex if you remove that stupid pantleg
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>>576793371
I want Sett's ult in Deadlock or Dota, was too much fun in teamfights even on the receiving end.
>giga stacked Cho get's grabbed by enemy Sett in a key teamfight
Ludo



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