Eline Edition>play chesshttps://lichess.org
>>576837673I'm going to have to adjust my sleep schedule so I can cover the early EST hours you folx seem to be slacking on. Also,>>576804798KEK
>>576837673first and white OP
Newpatzer here, why does this general seem to be incapable of surviving for more than 3 threads straight, and why are half of the posts necrobumps? Also, why are 7/20ths of the posts just one guy talking to himself and 3/20ths some guy complaining about the other 17/20ths? Random question
In all my years of playing chess, I’ve decided the Alekhine is the most powerful opening for black at the amateur level
whats your elo /vg/
>>576854572Stop using elo to mean chesscum rating, idiot
>>576854572Is she natty
post a link if you want to play anyonethis is a bump
remember back when a bunch of zoomers would angrily argue about whether or not someone specifically stays up to necrobump this dead thread by samefagging relentlessly…would you like to apologize now? for being wrong.
>>576871193https://lichess.org/yeGflcZj
>>576875239https://lichess.org/guCWbj9FGlitch sorry
>>576876817Good game post another when you’re ready
>>576872027Sorry. Im retarded
>>576879730https://lichess.org/UhMJB8bR
I started playing chess back in covid and I'm just as bad as I was back then
>>576887936I have long covid
Open the c file
>>576896594Why? What’s inside
>hes back
https://youtu.be/7v9hJag1Qug?si=wV9OVVE8ECCLt7WNWhy didn’t poopydananda cheat against van forest?
>if i make fun of les jeets, people won't notice im half the thread
/chess/ has fallen. watch the next post.
it's almost like /chess/ is a blitz game and your clock is running out...
where did everyone go
Rate and analyze this game for me, thank you.
>>576854572>otb1600 fide>lirapid 2100>liblitz 1800>scam rapid1900>scam blitz 1700>you're badIndeed.
Anyone here play gin rummy?
>>576936663yes, and cribbage, why?(the main card game I've seen liked by strong chess players is bridge. I've never seen that discussed here.)
>>576936663I play chink rummy (mahjong)
Thoughts on India's newest prodigy Ms. Dickshitter?
>>576945046Kek
>>576945046I have to wait 4 years before commenting
this was better than sex
>>576951641Based jeet
>1 hour with no post>page 10I don't think /chess/ can survive on /vg/
>>576941372I've been getting really into it the last 3 days. It's replaced my chess addiction. How good are you at remembering what's been discarded and picked up?
>samefag back on shift
>>576959571Thank you for your service king
>>576958916weve been here for years
I think we should switch boards.
Peebeeteekayyaies
>>576963702everything comes to an end
>>576965207Even the jews?
>>576945046Nixil Dickshit should coach her
What is the conflict between chess and the Jews?
>>576967024Read alekhine Jewish vs Aryan chess
https://www.espn.com/espn/story/_/id/49506376/espn-ocho-diving-chess-grandmaster-underwater-swimming-strategy
>just more samefagging
Danny absolutely edging me at my peak bros. Its not fair
50 posts in 29 hours750 posts in 29*15=435 hours or roughly 18 dayswe can do it /chess/
I just can't believe it...I can't accept it...I can't believe he's gone...Danya...
>>576981803He's gorn i put him in my blongus and plooped him to death
>>576945046Taking advantage of a loophole in the K factor aspect of the Elo system. Doesn't matter though because Alua is legitimately going beast mode and can't stop winning. 2654 performance rating btw.
>>576987003sick necrobump, loser.
>>576987054You responded in less than a minute bro stfu
>>576987054Samefag
https://lichess.org/D7nlQrFG
>>576993629I would but can't right now, I have important work to do.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maAFcEU6atk
>>576993629post it again? i can play
>>576995163sick necrobump faggot
>>576995251sick necrobump faggot
>>576995251>>576995638kyselves ywn be larpov, i am just trying to get a game
>>576993997No one gonna join?
>>576996573its a 404 link
>>576996625Fuck can you post I don’t know what’s ul
>>576997337https://lichess.org/p2fD6ZVK
Anyone else notice this strange pattern in top level chess? It seems that between the more based older generations and younger generations there is an in between region of onions, chess mafia controlled pussies. Older: Vlad the Impaler, Bobby Fischer, Jose Raul "the Player" Capablanca, Peter "Hey 4chan" SvidlerMiddle: Hikaru "wife's room" Nakamura, Magnus "cheated against a girl" Carlsen, Garry "also cheated against a girl and also the last 400 years of history were made up" Kasparov, Fabiano "17 year old cunny" Caruana, Daniel NarcocheatskyYounger: Hans "the chess speaks for itself" Niemann, Alua "Total Ivan Death" Nurman, Javokhir Sneedarov, Nikhil "gas the muzzies" Dixit, Wesley "ALLAH=SATAN" SoWhile it gets blurry near the edges and some mid gens may be younger than the young gens, stuff like that, it's generally true. What causes this?
The necrobumps are getting sadder.
>>577000347i put so much effort into that and i felt good when i posted it. why do you have to be so mean?
>>577000168It changed back when moke exposed the doings of the chess mafia, they could only operate in darkness. Thus their main capo magnus has also fallen
>>577000347This picture is disgusting please stop posting it man. No one supports Israel here so who is this for.
>>576945046>>577000347Can you stop posting ugly shit in an Eline thread? thanks
don't talk about that poor girl like that man. even though she is an obvious loophole abuser.
im feeling really good right nowlooks like things are on the up!
>>576967024Apparently this question was fine to ask but answering it, on topic, and not in a /pol/ way but literally just dry chess history, got me a “warning” on top of another frivolous ban I’ve gotten here before. Won’t be posting on this board again
>>577004929fuck Jan-nies. That means Jan Gustaffson for the janitors in the thread.
>>577004929No but seriously what is the issue with chess and the Jews I’ve heard this before and want a serious nontroll answer
>>577004929there's a report-happy troll lurking these threads you gotta be careful with itwhat's a bold but solid opening I can learn as white (the chess color)
>>577006647Find an archive, I answered in depth
kek @ reddit calling that guy ai because he used bold headers
>>577007545What archive what do I search
>>577008208https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/576837673/chess-chess-general#bottomno ads or pop ups
>>577007107Play the Italian opening: Ethiopian variation and apply gas to the enemy pieces
I pity cursed and impure souls so much it's unreal! Release the hatred from your heart!
i never said i hated you aluasimp
>>577014405sick necrobump. that will revive the general.
>>577012483Catholicism is retarded lmao. No one cares about Leo's gay cult and his criminal buddies in Rome. Read the Vatican 2 documents and become Orthodox.
>>577012483>>577015390What does that have to do with chess?
>>577016407the bishop is catholic or however the rook is hung
>>577017492this was a sick necrobump.
Bump.
>>577015390>swap Leo's Italian mafia for Putin's Russian mafiano thanks
the samefag is staying up! hope for the general.
>>577024852would
Look at that fucking pawn on h3
>samefag is going off!
>>577028162https://lichess.org/broadcast/2026-turkiye-satranc-ligi-turkish-league-super-lig/round-9/UTfOATVd/AqsfsgYMVery double-edged game
>>577024852>>577028162ugly spam, jannies to do something about this pest
>>577007798AI makes them seethe like using the Israeli flag on chess.com
>>577035427true but it's so obviously human writing if you actually read it
The club that hosted the last tournament I went to had one of their strongest players do a deep analysis of my pawn end game. it's pretty cool how much effort he put into it. I want it to post it here but it's full of dox for my opponent and I. I don't feel like going through and and anonymizing it all
>>577017681what is his logic for determining what is a "necrobump?" i think the necrobump is posting just to bump the thread. but my post had no signs of that, nor was it that. this may be a necrobump but that was simply a post
>>577043567>whats the logic of a literal schizo
Moke playing the esports wc, is this when he becomes world champion?
>when you realize you were the samefagger this whole time
>calling larpov a schizo>mentioning moke>posting a catits mixer time
It's time.
>>577058598Divya OPEN for BWC offers
>>577043567He just wants to ruin the thread there is no logic or reason
>mentioning divya>double replying and saying larpov is ruining the threadfuck im gonna chum
is the necrobumper actually doggydivider?
What opening is the iran war?Alien gambit?
Careful that doesn’t sound very chess related
>>577069439very unflattering pictures
>mentioning doggydivider>questionposting>quick selfreplying, chessrelationpostingwas larpdog right?
>>577071159What’s the lore behind doggydivider? I keep seeing people mentioning him. Is he some kind of villain here?
>>577073119it's your imaginary enemy
>>577073825Curse you Doggydivider
Anyone seen bearystink lately?
>>577080319banned for cheating, left in shame
One chess problem I have is that I overreact to a knight on e5. They plant a knight there and then I might as well just resign. If I attack it, they play f4. Then their whole attack revolves around it.It sucks.
>>577081224Just a5 and chill.
>>577082136permanently weakens b5
>samefagger still going
>>577080319I’ve been talking to him, we’re working on recovering his YouTube vids, there’s still hope frens
>>577082378What is your goal, doggydivider? Your baseless accusations are an attempt to divide the general? You dog.
>>577080319remember when you tried playing a match against him?
>>577084110Story time?
>DOOD CAN YOU EVEN DEFINE SAMEFAGGING It’s when one person makes a post and then replies to it as if they were someone else. Self replying.
>>577084183mixer tells it best. i defer to him
>>577081224>>577082136for that structure, the minority attack is called for
>>577084183Mixmaster stonkfisher beats pink bear sussily as per usual
>>577087003Isn't datta bit racist?
>>577084428>DOODGentlemen, we have a ftm individual itg. Perhaps Karla became a Karlos.
>>577088412>implying
>>577084428why does the schizo say samefagger instead of samefag though
Not to suggest Fabi isn't already appreciated. With a lot of the younger playing tons of games and a lot of Fabi's generation starting to trail off the amount they play, I wanted to shoutout Fabi's relentless pursuit of teen pussy. He has continued to constantly travel and fuck minors all over the world. In just 2026 he's fucked 169 minors, including rapid and blitz. In the past 12 months he fucked 306 minors. My guy has been absolutely dedicated to his craft and continued to hover around 2800 rating while playing so much, despite struggling to close out events. Gukesh was getting flack for playing so many events and struggling to perform. Meanwhile Fabiano is just out there soldiering on, chasing his dreams, never quitting, never slowing down, qualifying for the Candidates in every possible avenue.
>>577087875>dog>cat>bear>fishIs everyone here a literal furry?
Isn't this like a million times more disrespectful than any memes posted here? How do normies get away with this?
I h8 jeeeeeeets
>>577094659
https://lichess.org/WeR9cF9J
>>577069439They selected the last two spots based on last two women’s national champions (which is a crazy tournament where they all cannibalize each other) rather than rating. So their 1, 2, 3, *7*, *8*th rated players make up the team. It should have been Balabayeva 4th board and Kurmangaliyeva 5th board (they are also much cuter). It won’t matter against the weak teams but it will bite them against your Chinas, your Indias where the 4th result can be decisive. I think they should change their selection process.
Next Edition should be for divya OFFICIAL coomrag of the WHITE race
>>577103691nobody cares about your ugly 3/10
>>577103691Can we do a femprag thread next? She’s literally stronger than all the weak women that keep getting posted
>>577105434>literally
>>577106490Cheateshbabu poos.....
>>577105434I bet you didn’t even notice I swapped their faces
>>577109908Now I cant tell
>differentfaggers are back on duty
>>577103691
>replying to yourself>posting a joke implying you didnt just samefag to somehow clear your trail
>>577116610>differentfagging this hard
>being this catty
>im shitting up the thread and you can’t stop me
Good good
>>577116408MODS DO SOMETHING
I lost 4 games and went under 2k
Our thoughts on the Sinquefield Cup?
>>576854572I only play online but I'm at 940~ with a peak of 975. I want to play IRL but I'd rather improve first so I don't humiliate myself. Does anyone have any advice for a loqly noob?
>>577146458just play more and understand why you lose and what mistakes you made and learn from them. at that level the more you play the more ELO you gain
>>577147239>just play more and understand why you lose and what mistakes you made and learn from them.that's not advice at all
>>577149548Follow that advice sir
>>577150301I'm not the guy you replied to just now, he is being rude and I appreciate your advice.Will puzzles be helpful?
>>577150840Yes, I guess I should have mentioned that as well. Puzzles accelerate improvement as well.
>>577150301but that was not adviceit's like someone asking for tips on how to get better at improving nutrition and you replied "just eat more bro and understand what food mistakes you make and learn from them"
>>577153341It's simply that simple tho
>>577145074I dont THINK Pragg is a cheater. I know
>cheatmixer making up ANOTHER accusation in order to deflect from himself this is just sad ...
>>577155273To be fair, it would make sense in a country of 2 billion that they would produce a few super GMs
>>577155576What’s the accusation this time? We should be posting more femprag DESU
>>577155693You could say the same about soccer, every olympic sport, every sport in general until you realize they’re merely a country to thieves and scammers and all 2 billion are completely unremarkable
Are you Magnus Carlsen enough to solve this puzzle???https://lichess.org/training/IGUg4
>>577159457Yup quite simply I am mkay?
Anyone else /streaming with their large intestine/?
>>577158837Once in a while they drop a banger like Ramanujan.
>>577170404>once in a while>once
>>577170529It's been a while so any day now.
>male GM commentators >high quality cameras and boards >no women's coverage Is Rex Sinquefield the most based chess organizer?
>>577170776Youtube chat has cucks and simps and foids seething that there's no women's coverage
Elo is plummeting, lost a few games put me in a bad mood, kept playing on tilt and now I'm a 100 down. I'm so fucking irate I want to kill these fucking cunts it is humiliating playing against them let alone losing. I fucking hope their children get cancer
>>577175386>n-nyooooo my internet numberdo chess players really?
>>577175716It's not just an internet number. It is my value as a human being.
>>577176079trvke
>>577142964Hmmm
Com now has the ai voice come on after your game and interrupt my podcast.I think it finally broke my bullet addiction
>>577184010Che-com has always been cringe. The only thing I sometimes go there for is the board feel and variants.
Is there a software that helps me memorize my portfolio of chess openings?Suppose I want to learn 5-6 variations for tricky openings like Traxler, Tennison gambit, Jerome gambit, etc. depending on what moves the opponent takes.Is there a software that lets me build something like a tree structure for the entire thing and quickly browse through it in once place?Lichess analysis board has an awful interface for something like this. And honestly, I don't trust online services at all, they can go down whenever. It would be nice if there was an offline software I can keep on my PC.
>>577185304Im gonna have to switch to li where I rating sit. Sad
anyone under 1000 wanna play
why are whites so bad at chess compared to superior Indians?
>>577195065>Highest rated streetshitter is 9th in the world>1st and 2nd second are whitehttps://2700chess.com/
>>577196828Why does Hikaru keep failing at tournaments even though he's been top3 for the last few years?
lil bro added time to my clock in this position literal milliseconds before I hit him with a soul destroying move that made him look like a total chud
>>577197257He had a great run in like 2023 and has been rating sitting since
karu a sitchud just like me fr
Anyone under 100 want to play
/ourgirl/ Alice spanked Divya today
>>577201790So did i>t. bwc possessor
>>577201846You keep saying this but she is actually fucking a short brown dude (Nihal)
>>577202028Incorrect
are we still sad about Danya?
>>577202243Alex Botez could have saved him
>>577202243He had a life of privilege and was born with a rare gift and wasted it all on drugs, idk that's sad for his family but I can't really feel that sorry for him either
>>577202569Wasn’t she too busy with Eric Hansen? If that fag stole my girl I’d kill myself too.
>>577202243Gutted.
Hans wins the ewc calling it now
>>577215614Hans hasn’t even reached his final form yet
https://lichess.org/pqk33cU8
>>577217318His final form is Russian champion and spouse of fatality
>>577222190do you mean pinkamena?
>>577222190https://www.youtube.com/shorts/i21umnjMJM8Reminds me of 40-year-old Arshavin, may he rest in peace.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aJrU5-iJygHe was really good when he was around 20 thobeit
levybros hikaru is making fun of us...
you are not a psychicyou hikaru's sidekicklevy tryna act like he so motherfucking righteouswatch him copystrike this
>>577234664https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s492PMdIaJs
Also, while I’m at it, I thought this was complete mismanagement of the team. The girl went 9 straight rounds without a loss, and two days where she had to play two classical games on the same day, of course she is going to get tired. You have a backup women’s player in Injac so give her a rest, let her take the day off. Fuck. Dumbass fucking Turks.
>>577240342
>>577224216No she's already married
>>577246580https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAKdMJfwMzM
>>577240342>>577246580God I love Alua so muchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCav0cNramY
>the samefagger is staying up late tonightloneliness is having an effect!
>>577248119>he still doesn’t understand the compounding power of the receding hairlinesad in a way
>>577248828>the samefag is staying up late to bump to avoid the 404!wow how organic. thish will avoid your suicide and your parents hating you!
>>577249029Dude. Quit projecting. Everyone loves me. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BZ3RMMpv0d4
>>577239038>>577249029bitch where tha muthafuckin cheese at
>>577251548This was an epic necrobump.This will bring the dead general back.
>>577251826>t. guy whose family doesn’t love him>t. guy with no natural musical talent>t. guy with no natural talent at allMany such cases
>>577251826I’m sorry big dawg that was honestly too harshhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TS2caJ4xldo
>4/5 decisive games at the Sinquefield CupIs that legal?
>nemo's outfitwomen are so retarded
>dude named "seen a move ahead"Kek, dude will eventually KYS himself just because of the incessant bullying with puns.
>>577268208Why would he get bullied? It’s a positive connotation
>Maybe you would have won if you HAD seen a move ahead, you fucking retard
New zefcat video just droppedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0R7UVD8cZYidgi
>>577271083Not watching all that but it’s the episode where Charlie discovers a way to allow spiders to talk to cats. I think chess features for like less than 15 seconds, so not sure why her audience lied to her like that.
>>577272113I watched her video about that show's chess episode and half the video and episode were just about being gay? Extremely cringe and disturbing
>slippy ian
>>577272113I think she's just scraping the bottom of the barrel because she's exhausted episodes with prominent chess themes.
>>577272270Different episode I think but yeah they go on a pretty cringe arc in later seasons about one of the characters being a closeted homosexual. It’s especially bad because the actor is one of the writers and is obviously just working through some things, but publicly and on air.
she said larping in the video absolute /ourgirl/
Could you win with black from this position?
>>577276792its a gamei would not be confident against equal opposition though
>>577276997How about now
>>577276792Ez. Push the pawn midge, ggs
>>577280039Whats a pawn midge
>>577279906You took away my pawn :( no im not confident here still
>>577280365All the pawns from the first position are still on the board
>>577280365i didn't even have a pawn in the first place fuck!!! Too early for chess I guess (rhyme)
>>577280218You gotta 2v1 pawn midge over there
>>577281046Ah ok short for majority. But at the same time you can’t just go around using your own autistic terminology and expect me to know what you mean what the hell man
Was Fischer being too unfair to Jews?
>>577282410He didn't go far enough.
>>577280365>>577280750Ok it’s gone now
Sinquefield round 3 starting soon. Wide open after 2 rounds
>>577272987She just switch to chess in movies, even though that’s been done a million times
>mokemaniac happened to not report on the game he lost to magnus
Haven't played a jeet this stupid in a bit
>>577287939A noticed a lot of small chess YouTubers are doing these videos now. 0 originality lol
I'm not even racist but Tanya's voice is nails on achalkboard
>watching "e-sports" instead of the Sinquefield Cupare you some kind of pleb?
Ez esports yosha iglesia dub
>>577292885the shrieking will continue until you like it.
>>577292885I'm not even racist but all indians should be genocided
>>577292885Yeah, she's literally just an pajeet DEI hire
Do we simp for Sindarov?
>>577297985>Do we simp for jeetflusher9000
>>577298086He got pooed on by Pragg yesterday tho
>>577298381They're letting pragg cheat in this one
the schachfailer seems to be insistent on his pragg obsession. wonder if he'll let up
>>577304629Protip i wont
and you will never leave the general either?
Kys jeetpov
>>577287939>>577288273I saw Searching for Bobby Fischer once. Even in a movie dedicated to chess they don't know what they're doing.In one scene the kid is playing blitz with this black guy. It's a Ruy Lopez and the black guy goes "nigga wtf is that move?!" and the little kid says "it's the schliemann defense, bitch", and it's supposed to be some dramatic moment showing how good he is.But when the black guy says his line, f5 is not even on the board yet LOL.
First time playing chess IRL and got paired with this random nerdWish me luck :)
>>577308789why is the guy on the computer jerking off
Scared?
5-0 record against NMs in bulletMy hidden elo must be insane
Real game i just had against a 1750 engluntard
based wesley bodied that nonce
Just clowned on this ShitmericanWonder if hes one of the dumbasses trying to khs on the aircraft carrier lmao
Boeing 747 EThttps://lichess.org/jDwfaLwr
As an exercise of my free will, I have studied the Bongcloud for 14 hours straight. I now can beat anyone below 2000 with it 99% of the time.
>>577332752The Bongcloud isn't even interesting or fun. It just wastes your turn.Why don't you play some quirky opener that's suboptimal but at least leads to unique positions?
>>577334582Dis nigga lost to a bongclouda
>>577340329I think once myself
afternoon schachmeisters
I feel like every jeet tries a scholar. Faced one who's brain seemed to turn off after it didn't work. He wanted a rematch, so I had to wipe the floor with him a second time.
>>577308789>playing multiple peopleBeginner mistake. They can just surround you attack with multiple queens at once.
>>576854572384 rapid because there's something wrong with my brain, I can only assume. My verbal skills are top 2%, but when it comes to short-term memory, math, and rotating the apple in my head, I'm like 49th percentile.Also Jewish and Russian-Polish descent, so I feel like my ancestors are rolling in their graves.
