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Matikanes
What we thinking?
Tachyon LOVE
wahey
Today, anons will feel despair being unable to qualify to A finals.Queueing during SEA hours won't help either.
>>577035591gacha is chink expertisenot jap
>>577035591>jeet author
>>577035591thinking it's clickbait
>>577035686>>577035591>Japan creates something>China copies then masters it
>>577035591Mr Rasidi, very good article sir
>>577035758Very nationalistic post Vatass
>>577035772
I wish there was an uma con so my club coud breed me
what girlfriend archetype is Rulership?
more like rulerslop
>>577035849The modern term would be smug and girlfailure under pressure
>>577035849The useless if you let her alone type that also happens to be rich
>Japanese salarymen can't afford gacha currency anymore
Digitan LOVE
>>577035574
Your feng shui knowledge sure came in handy!
>>577035591The day I take financial opinions from a jeet seriously is the day I kill myself Also, I fucking love Rulership
>>577035591this is clearly clickbait, japan always had a million gachas no one cares about that are just autoplay garbage with 0 effort, just like how chinks are now releasing genshin clones with the same braindead "action" gameplay that get forgotten after a week like NTEtruth is, only like 30 out of the 10k+ gachas out there make millions
>all these larping larrysI would actually do all that AND more, there is no winning against me.
I have discovered the secret to not gassing out at Haruten
Is Hishi Miracle really just a vehicle for shitposting here? Surely someone here must genuinely like her.
>>577036094lardasses have some likers.
>>577036094Just avatarposters
>starts dueling on wifiokay then
>>577036094>Is Hishi Miracle really just a vehicle for shitposting here?she turned into one after the NTR faggot started using her to avatarfag since everyone was ignoring him and his ugly blonde bitch
>>577036094she's literally me
>>577035679I'll be there to prey on vulnerable anons
>>577036094Imagine the plaps
>>577036205Would be cool if the dueling range is affected by the gap between fan favorite placement
>>577036094Not really after the attentionwhore started spamming her
>>577035968Moar like foreigners can easily pigout JP gacha will the yen falling. I want to go to Japan again, I'll probably set up a Spring tour which is better April or May?
>>577036094>character that likes eating>burger pocketUHHHH MY BRAIN IS OVERLOADING
ok i will give this “looping” business a shot
>>577035591>mcqueenMan a whole wave of gachas I know are hitting EoS around the same time
Maybe I'll start looping seriously after I roll Smaru and machan
>select Sprint>get less speedgweh????
>>577036094Uma Musume is a feeder game.
>my meme guts run actually ended up with good hintsthis fucking game
>>577036512loop this
>>577035591Man a whole wave of torena-sans I know are burning out around the same timeit's like we're all feeling the death knell of this game, and it's sad, you wait long enough for something you're passionate about to be better, and eventually love/hate turns to apathy. There's no recovering from apathy, that's donevillewe can bicker all we want about botters and skill hacks and CM teams and gaslights and whale decks and whatever but ultimately it's meaningless if no one cares anymore because the game never updated
mackween rape
>>577036793This racist could never be sexy
>>577036789Feels good to be newcutie i dont feel apathy and shit like that, game is cool af
I really need Medium S... Fucking always second place by a short amount.
>>577036452Never go to jap land in summer it's actual.pure suffering
>>577036860that's a classic copypasta
>>577036793she should be flatter
>>577036512I borrowed some guys 3* Restraint spark legacy and now all my loopers have it
When can I become the Mr. CB Trainer (Mr. CB T for short)?
>>577037039I keep getting it, I dont know where I get it
>>577037032Loves Loves
>>577036620I just leave my auto permamently on stamina
milf SEXO
TECHNOLOGY
>>577037272Since when is LH a mother?
>>577037087Start of the next scenario. So end of November/early December
>>577037354after we made our foals
>>577037342this is a spreadsheet for people who want to pretend they're not using a spreadsheet and want a worse data entry experience
>>577037272>milfthat's an alcoholic hag who couldn't bag her trainer
>wins
>>577037251I think it's the best option
>>577037342THEY MADE A CARATLATOR?!
Who is ready for their Mile borrows today?Expecting to see (You) in rooms later <3
>>577037474bro I'm still making cm17 aces
>>577036620I leave it on balanced because I only really use auto to queue up a 45 race MANT run to farm fans/bond levels and immediately transfer them for the SP while at work
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really love Stego.
>>577037342Link doko>>577037459kek saw your posts few days ago
oh yeah that's it
Explain to newcutie this>tomorrow starts group A>If i win even once i will get to group bRight? And if i'm in group B il get something? Or nah?
>>5770378101 win for finals B, 3 wins for finals A3rd place (out of 3 players) in any finals still gets rewards
>>577037617dozo
>>577037810If you won 3 times in the first round, you are now in group A round 2.If you win once you qualify for B finals.If you win 3 times you qualify for A finals.Winning B finals gives you about the same rewards as finishing last in A finals.
Sex in the city!
>>577036789anyone has the version of this pasta but crying about the yuribaiting on MANT? kek
>>577037354>>577037423MILF = any attractive woman over 16Get with the times
>>577037810b 1st has the same rewards as A finals 3rd
>>577037923the times are dumb
>>577037906I really love gyarumas
>>577037930>>577037884>>577037870Got it, ty
>>577037906onahole tenga color schemes
Umazing
>>577037882>Carat Calculator>Monthly subscriptionThese AI made website really can easily generate shekels by taking money away from retardsWhat a great business model
I wish the auto would remember your previous runned race schedule I have it saved but constantly editing it depending what uma I'm doing is annoying
>>577037272>>577037923no says milf anymore UNCit's mommy
>>577037906umamon
>>577038075mommy and milfs are 2 different things THO
>>577038062and the people running don't even have to do any work because the data is all maintained by some guys for free in their spare timemany such cases
>>577037882>paying to use a spreadsheet
>>577037906W-B-X CRIME AND THE CITY
rate day 2 of cm17
I just realized you can change running styles (end, late, pace etc) in your auto runs.Does it do anything? Any negative effects, especially if you got bad style aptitude?
>>577038164I'm a zuma and the definition he gave is for mommy
>>577038243affects what hints you get from races
>>577038164can a loli character be a mommy then?
>>577038270My precious little sister and me!
>>577038225My UG9 uma with less stamina than my UF3 uma wins more races and I dont know why/10
>>577038225somehow i ran into more auto "aces" than on the first day
Laisu is a size queen.
>>577037342>>577037882really fucking hate web design lads
>>577038225Somehow went up to Group A Open despite throwing in 2 Umas that I trained extremely horribly back in fucking May
>>577038392that's a lolibaba
>>577038225I lost to this
>>577038225wr went up 10% from 70 to 80shitters galore. B-A rankers in graded. Buncha auto aces
>>577038225didn't use my tickets so that I don't have to spend to go 0/40 on day 2out of 10
>>577038392depends on how horny you are
>>577038270GET IN THE CURREN, SHINJI
>>577038356>hundreds of runs with wrong style and wrong hints
curren haterape curren
>>577038225ran into bunch of clankers today18/20 for the day
>>577038771Which Curren?
>>577038225I hate Nice Neicha
All umas are sizequeens
>>577037906Tap’s sexy back.
Curren is no sister of mine. I don't want a whore as a little sister. Raisu is a much better little sister.
>>577038392
>>577038786Surely /uma/ doesn't have anons with "my ace lost to clanker" award, do we?
>>577038834yes
>>577038742race hints can come from distance, track, conditions and other non-style stuff. So you're only wasting a portion of those runs
Meanwhile on the Brickedcord
>>577038937I'm going to laugh if I see clankers in Round 2 A
>>577038225I HATE SUPA CREEK AND HER FAT ASS>she didn't finish her event chain on my ace
>>577038270Curren does this with 20 different men every day...
>>577039026>Hishamabased???
I got into the soulful lobby.
>>577039026>people still avoid card #4, because they are too stingy to part with 30 carats
why would anyone admit they're in open league
>>577039035My umas are going to get laughed at because I suck at career
>>577039181They are not losers who base their whole identity around being good at game with anthropomorphized idol horses
Which club has the biggest gock?
>>577039159That's nothingHow's THIS for soul
>>577039356Mine because Im in it
>>577039330What if I base my whole identity around how much I want to have sex with said anthropomorphized horses. Better or worse?
>>577039261
>>577039330lil bro is lost
>>577039383Which and how big...
>>577039362>I'm not the only one who uses the Popping with Passion title on all my CM Digitans
>>577039397It depends
I wonder how far a Clanked Xog will take you this CM
>1300wit hoguri whiffs festive twice in a row after 26 successes in a rowfucking entropy.
wait so doms are stronger than stinky neichas?
>>577038243>I just realized you can change running styles (end, late, pace etc) in your auto runs.No you can't? That's only for manual training
>>577039448She's so cute, the cutest even.
>>577039597always been
>>577039623Press the arrow button, anon
>>577039448>Falco sees trainer's erect penis
>>577039597Sometimes. Against non-hogs, Neichas might be stronger. Against properly built hogs, you want dominators, because they're not going to gas out.
>>577039458I'm a professional competitive Uma player that routinely rages and destroys his equipment>I just failed 6% triple rainbow training
>>577039696We'll see if you're gaslighting in 37 minutes
>>577039716Stinky Neichas can still delay their spurt you know
>>577039623you can>>577039660>>577039716shoot i now see yet again why tachyon grass are being used this much compared to 1 dom neicha or just 1 neichaty
>getting cocky during round 1eww senpai
>>577039716*drops to 500 stam and gains +200 pow and wit*Heh, nothing personnell
>>577039843Those boots are perfect for filling liters of semen
Listening to Tickezo in the event was very exhausting.
>>577039843The Arima Kinen CM is the only one where my Round 1 had a signficantly lower win rate than Round 2
>>577039597doms are like defense piercing attacks. There is no counterplay. You overstam and you can tank neichas.
>>577039567The non-child ones....
>>577039843Woah Helios...
>>577039960that makes sense, ty u 2
>>577039939
>>577039939UWAAAAAHHHHHH TAISHIIIIIIIIIIN DON’T SHAY THAAAAAAAAAATTTTT
>>577039939At least she's not sobbing and her speech is not silly anymore!
I am literally Buena Vistawho is also looking for a personal trainer~
>>577040456She is unstoppable now...
>>577040456How hard is she gonna rape everyone on CM19? Is she the fated hero to slay the mighty Hog?
The more I see Yeppers posting the cuter she seems
>>577040676she looks like falcoball if falco wasn't cute. She's just a round looking lardass butterface.
>>577040525LARP, real Buena Vista would already have her personal sweatheart childhood torena secured and locked up.
>>577040676good, the propaganda is working
>>577039042Sorry, she was too busy pampering me.
>>577040558I really don’t like this image.
>>577040751he died in an accident shortly after we graduated middle school.
>>577040676It's the NTR effect. The more other people like it, the more you want it
>>577040749gosh... don't be shayin' that....
I'm only interested in yeppers for her dirtmaxxing looping potential.
*murmurs you*
>>577040848her alt is better for that because her alt has a better unique
>>577040827is that why everyone wants to fuck a housewife?
>>577040885but I need to loop NOW. She wouldn't get past grandgrandparent mines anyway
Did someone say NTR?
>>577040671
>>577040819Damn, must've been rough on you as a kid.
>>577040976How the fuck am I supposed to get 1600 speed 1050 stamina and +1100 pow/wit
She is so SMART and her intentions are so PURE!
>>577041113>he doesn't know of the secret tech
>>577040749This except yeppers is cute and falco isn't
THE OI WARLORDGO BACK TO KASAMATSU MOTHERFUCKER
>>577036042proof?
>wake up>no trainer to greet me be raping my tits and throatwoe is me
>>577041113pay up piggy
>>577041183>60%
T.M Opera O on a tourist guide
>>577040976Another CM where i run OYL+NN gamblers. Yippie
>>577039042Don't say that...
>>577041397What a cute horse he was. Just look at him!
>>577040976Can i just reuse my dirt umas for that
Mile Maven is fixed yes?
>>577041397Imagine being some chubby balding 30 y.o jap salaryman and dedicating your whole life to hate this cute feller.
>>577041436they ain't got alla dat
>>577041397he was just a chill little guy
>>577041436how is oguri the fattest one when creek is canonically the biggest playable hip in the game
stop posting my wife please
>>577041308Hey you faggot where's the 2nd page? I have been waiting for over 5 minutes now
>>577041304post your 60+ without xoguri...
>>577041289Cant help but notice that bit of flap that's building up on your stomach, Ardan. While undeniably sexy, it's going to hold you back during your races. We're going to have to burn some extra calories by extending our usual umapyoi sessions for the next week. Be ready.
>>577040976what does he mean by "3 Lanes"
>>577041756the point is that you're posting to brag about destroying oguris...
>>577041649Oguri had like 7 all-you-can buffets more than Creek by the time the image happened
>>577041436i see why they call them the heisei big three…
>>577041804pp/dd + wit is the 3rd lane. Not sure why he added wit. It's always been just pp or wit +dd
>>577040976CM could actually be decently fun without xoguri existing
>>577041756>>577041183Based
what ifwe kill the hog
>>577041649Don't expect too much from gooner artists. This one came about better I think.
Niggasan Black yoroshiku
making my cute trainee cook for me
we gaming
>>577042097Double BWC magnet
>>577041793
>>577042078nigga you're just looking for reasons to post these
looping more like raping
>>577042140This looks terrible.
>>577041954you get both if possible to make it more consistent
>>577042269it's her first time please understand
>>577042097I don't mind a negress but...chestlet...
>>577042308Talking about the art, not the pancakes.
>>577042140peddle your slop elsewhere, indian
stop posting rulershipshe's effective but won't be here until 2029. Stop it. Post an upcoming uma instead like you did with Rickey
>>577042280Won't the 3rd proc just fans you spread out
>>577042396retard
>>577042236I see you've prepared your pheromones. Good girl, it's time for the after run sex.
boob is unnecessaryumamusume should show cunt
Breeding the entire Groove bloodline
>>577042417how about Transcend?
>>577042417
stop posting uggosstart posting stacys
>>577042551you first?
>>577042532she's already popular enough to not need propaganda
>>577042417What about these 3? They are exceptionally cute, from the same gen and all >late surgers
>>577042485
>>577042593>incel
>>577039696>>577039784>>577039823Oh fuck
>>577042695Broodstallion!
>>577042691ZRR is more pace with her recovery though...
>>577042695>>577042781A body made for plapping
>>577042781
>>577042789true, but she will be made a late donkey regardless
>>577042691yeah I like neo universe. She seems like a good propaganda target. There's buzz and expectations for her but she isn't posted very frequentlythe other 2 probably have their niche but Neo is probably best
>>577042420no, why would it do that?
>>577042691i want to crawl up her skirt and die
>>577035518Kitafuck Sexasan
>>577042869Made for rough doggy sex with me pulling on your tail and slapping your ass until it leaves a red hand mark on your cheek
>>577042698holy sexand i guess almond eye is there as well
>>577042943please fix me
>>577043045>>577042857
>>577043206Good girl already knows she'd be getting fucked or forced to give me paizuri
>>577042417Tell me about Narita Brian Blaze, you guys will skip her right?
>tickezo main story>random cut-in of a eishin flashthe fuck is this?
>>577042691>late surger>ZRRI thought she was a pacer
>>577043283Yeah, I'm not rolling for a p*ce
Everyone knows what to do, right?
>>577043009I thought the point to getting double movement skill is the first proc moves the uma away from rail, then move back into the rail on 2nd. If 3rd procs, won't it go back away from rail?
are we dying
>>577043287Goes who won the dahby too and is a tokio merchant as well
>>577042941The story chart suggests that Neo has a good story and is romantic, is she also meta?
>>577043283Brian love
>>577042730
>>577043330You should look at what the skills actually do. I'm open for questions after that.
>>577043251
>>577041295>>577041834Dia a cute
>>577043395Very good late surger for mediums, yes.
>>577043287The queen of Tokyo
>>577043446Will need to put sunscreen all over your body first, Ardan...
>>577043395>romanticwhy do you even care about that
Press it.
>This uma is a pace/late A and a medium/long AThat's 80% of the cast
THE CLUB RANK IS DESCENDING DAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNCHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>got about 350+ carats just from CM round 1 and doing auto runs todayNot doing auto runs 24/7 during double TP/reward is literally wasting carats
>>577043283She will be mine
>>577043550pace and late are just the strongest strategies irl so most of the succesful umas that make it into the game will reflect that by being pace/late
>>577043395yes and yes probably
I haven't done my day 2 runs, uma for me?
>>577043581Theres nothing I can do, normies are more dedicated in doing dailies more than /uma/.Should we raise cutoff to 60M? Check 15M a week?
>>577043532Are you being retarded on purpose? You better not be.
>>577038937
>>577043312She is, but also got A in late and her card gives a late skill. She's a late surger for me
>>577042691>Rolling for Ramonu >Immediately after her is Tap Dance CityThis is going to be rough for me.
>>577043591is it worth using carat refreshes?
>>577043915retard
>>577043915right now you can make a plus or neutral on carats for careers
Remove the stigma cute and retarded characters arent breedable or sexyWhoever pulled my dick out of taiki shuttle would be declared king Arthur
>>577043909I have 1.4k planned pulls in GM. I'm saving for whats important and expect you to do the same
>>577043915You'll get that 10 carat back in the 2 runs you paid for, maybe double or triple, quintuple even
>>577043909>a tap dance city fan in the wildwao...
>>577043591This propaganda is approved by danchous
i want to fuck current bucket
>>577044259me first?
>>577044104but you have to keep track if you've hit cap or not
>>577042943
>>577040749how dare you. Yeppers is way cuter than falco
>>577044275you can have current chang
Hello
Is it true all mares are made to be in love with tureina while all stallions are just made by throwing a dart at a board in terms of creating their personality
>>577044367dense-kun....
>>577044385Are those PUBES
>>577042148Yeah, I think I'm ready for the next CM
>>577044385>Stallion
>>577044442it depends how much cygames want to sell
>>577044442half of all mares are dykes so no
36 minutes to new borrow
>>577044442No.
>>577044442Some of the most dangerous umas in the game are stallions.
>>577044312I guess if you're not autistic enough to keep track of the carat cap, it's safe to assume you're not autistic enough to open the game and do a run every 50 minutes the whole day
Every uma has pubes except nishino flower and silence suzuka
>>577044661>barcaroleoh no no no no
my cm19 ace is ready
>>577044663ok v
>>577044791Suzuka would have a neatly trimmed orenj bush actually
>>577044810>he doesn't know
>>577044791fragrant sweep tosho pubes...
>>577044442yes but also no, most stallions also want trainer's carrot
>>577044845shaped like a carrot dyed green at the top
>>577044442If all mares are made to be in love with Toreina then explain Dober
>>577044847>he also doesn't know
>>577044661>up tempoThat barren huh
>>577044883Dober irl was extremely autistic for a horse
>>577044661>bakarole
>>577044810whats wrong with bakaroll
>>577044905>he REALLY doesn't know
>>577044949Carefully picked by the highest l/sp
>>577044998>he thinks he knows, but he doesn't
>>577044883wdym she also loves her trainer
>>577044883dober secretly craves trainer cock
>>577045109only if your in game gender is set to femaleshe routinely hurls insults at a male torena and keeps calling him a moid
>>577045207It's not really secret at all if you read her story.
Barcarole in the upcoming CM
>>577045232>she routinely hurls insults at a male torena and keeps calling him a moidAnd? that's love
>>577045232Retard
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo5w2S-h5dI&ra=m
>>577045298now post the acceleration curve
>>577045298retard
>>577045350the truth hurts…
>>577045298Not perfect but far from bad
>>577045298Buddy... what's your Nishino doing?
the Mejiros are so popular...I guess other girls just can't compete
>>577045298i dont get it
>>577045476Yeah. The thing is a sloptuber said it's bad (I think it was rae) so you're going to see some retardation like now
I will brick my account in TWO days
>>577045528is that taiki sfv or inherit
>he is inheriting sfv
>>577045663That's just Taiki herself
>>577045232>>577045460Why lying?You know you even if you don't have her you can still check all of her stories using the site in the op right?https://umareader.idsmile.xyz/en/transcript/501059111
Bell-chan a cute
>>577045593you're always going to see retardation here when 50% of gameplay discussion is coming from a finn who got touched on as a kid
didn't super creek pull this shit and then got disqualifieddigitan won
I will wait for the witGOD video, thanks
>>577045553>Last Mejiro was RamonuMejiro Durren when?
Seaking the Pearl
Is Kingu the best looper for auto?With 10 dirt sparks and 1 long she can do 25 G1
Can I have a Super Creek?
>>577045937Would
>>577045983Pasa can do the same with just 1 dirt spark
>>577045983You will lose the dirt sparks eventually
>>577045983Maru can pull Turf+Dirt A and have every distance but Mile at B to dodge bad pink sparks
>>577042943Around mares, be aware
>>577046016
>>577046076Pasa has a worse schedule, you have to do Takarazuka twice I think? Kingu isnt forced to repeat G1's
Today I learned that the reason why sims show some skills with negative length is because speeding up on a corner increases your trajectory
>>577046292Kingu have bad affinity with everyone so it evens out
I'm looking for a club
today i learned i’m not enough of a fucking unemployed loser to look at simulations of an idol horse mobile game
>>577046527You could change that
>>577046292King gets cucked out of Osaka Hai too
>>577046527you're unemployed enough to browse /uma/ all day long :^)
>>577046318YeppersSwinging wide can happenCorners are good for overtaking though
why is V so obsessed with Mirako now
Any drama?
>>577046648I hear most of the /uma/hjong guys arent actually that good at mahjong.
>>577046462which one are you?
>>577046527see you in group B finals
>its a quad stam debuffer lobbymy yeppers is still fucking dying wtf
>>577046527Maybe hoyoslop is right in your alley
>>577046648see >>577046731. there is a POTENTIAL for upcoming drama
>>577046754Dober wifeHappy life
Do you think frontsisses gonna remain relevant for longer in global, or are they gonna just reroll into pace chudder mains when L'Arc hits?From what I see, they are currently disproportionately more active than any other style mains in every community, especially in parent farming communities.
>looptard hours
>>577046527simply do the simulations in your head
>>577046801Wrong quote?
>>577046896They'll cope with paces in CMs and play fronts in LoH
>>577046928Not at all. He(You?) asked for drama, and stego JP posts tend to start very mild drama, in the form of a local schizo.
What's /uma/ club's quota next month?What about other A+ clubs?
>>577046896don't you remember what happened in the last cm
>>577046742Soulful, inspiring, genuine. Cute.Weird, forced, fake. Not cute.
>>577046978sexual universe
>>577047010I remember
>>577046896Silence Suzusex
>>577045792I think Dober MIGHT be into me...?!
>>577046909in my mind palace i simply procced all my accels and dabbed on every other person in the roomi am sure to win
>>577047005A+ clubs quota should be 100m or more unless they have super carry in their club
>>577047059cute universe
it is a new daythe worst day since yesterdayand the worst until tomorrow
so for great great grand parents, all they need is to get dirt sparks? aside whatever white skills
>>577047254not yet retard
>>577047254It's been a new day for an hour already
new teio
>>577047161Neo Cutie
>>577047372me
>>577047372Tits too small
If mant was so good, why is it shit in independent training????
What's the race schedule/scenario to try and get Carats and Sashes per auto run?
if my cm18 team looks like this i should start building a good mile spechan parent now am i right
>>577047157Falcon image means this is a bullshit statement. That's 1.44 fans per run unless you start to use carrat refreshes.
>>577047372Why is Dantsu so pig coded
SS: 13.6mS+: 11mS: 8mA+: 4mA: 2.4mB+: 850k
Does anyone have the seriru Pic of uma+card for each cm?
rememberif you get into group A on the first dayyou should save the second day tickets for round 2 because round 2 matches are worth more carats
exactly ONE copy of Tachyon in 401 pullsnow I get to redeem my two pities to get her to 2lb aka still unusable aka 45000 carats completely flushed down the drain for absolutely nothing unless I shell out another 30k to get to 3lbI feel sick
An SS+ falcon can beat a UF uma
>>577045983maru, oguri, inari and gold city can run every race no problem
>>577047584no
>>577047640>filthy hoarderdeserved
>>577047592Just use the 30 carats entry bwoIt refunds itself
>>577047640good
>>577047436based and true
>>577047640Looooooooooool
>>577047640If it makes you feel better I got 2LB hello 0LB tachy + 4 off SSRs in 199 pulls
>>577047640Crystals?
>>577047716Why don't you have ntr at 12
Cum retained>>577047265Getting dirt pink + hitting whites is pretty hard, so you only start aiming for dirt spark when you're ready to jump into start making grandparents. If you're still looping white sparks to get the desired spark on all 3 lineage it's not necessary since you have your dirt B umas to be the dirt slave ggparents
>>577045476why take half of barcarole when you can have full pulse or vaudevillei guess you can buy it if you have nothing else to buythat bought up-tempo as well so i suppose that was the case
>>577047495yes I liedwith half TP gone it should only be around 5-60mor less
>>577047640I got MLB tachy and LB1 light hello in 200 lol
>>577046217*annihilates half your g1 affinity gain with terrible personal affinities*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
>>577047728nice job running to stay still
>>577047696>>577047772>>577047786>>577047936you don't need to be so mean to me
>>577046527im cooking on the umalator while at work
>>577047640>not only is he a hoarder>but also waited until the very last day>all just to get fuckedbiggest loser ITT
>>577048127there there, I'll give you a smooch so feel better
>>577045563Activates a bit too early so if you only hit 0.2 accel it's basically useless, hitting more accel will get you more value out of it
>>577048089
>>577048127i do feel for you but as someone who’s literally never been unlucky in this game it’s easier to just point and laugh
>>577048127sorry nonnyhere let me make it up to you
>>577046774What's your deck on Yeppers? Mines refused to ever get a S either Dirt or Medium
anna's curren porn never ever
>Fuji star in daily shop while I'm grinding for hernice
>>577048312I bounce like this btw
>>577048363you can make your own porn with koikatsu
>>577047640You could've felt better if you use all those tickets but you chose not to, therefor the game punishes you
>>577048437but can koikatsu do the anna bounciness
>>577048416I do, actuallymy clubbies can vouch for me
Semen retained
>>577048437it will never be bouncy enough
Are you ready for round 2?
>>577048323i went overboard on stam i think
>>577048553copaco
>>577048553I haven't used my tries today because I don't have a manually crafted ace lmao I'll rush whatever and pray for the best
>>577048509I think so, I don't use the koikatsu studio much, but the scene data of the videos he makes are available to use there
>>577047696>>577048147What’s wrong with hoarding, it’s how you’re supposed to play the game
Happy start of the week
free pull? cheeky tenner? spark?
>>577048553My triple aces are ready to get DEBOOFED
>>577048553B finals is fine!
but enough about cm17
I'm ready for C finals
>>577048868a skinwalker posted this
>>577048553literally spent four runs total to make my teamif I qualify for B finals that should be good enough
>>577048614Hopefully I will be able to pull a deck like this after the rerun
>>577048725>to play the game is to not use the game mechanic
i saw a nigga on leddit complaining why he was losing, his rickey had 400 stamina with zero recoveries
>>577049097Intern-kun...
>>577049123did he speedcap tho
>>577048831this so much this
>>577049123You can stay there
you get ms victoria even if you win b finalsso it is all good
>>577049169W-what?
I saw the 5/6 SSR wit card TT comps are earning a million points or so, is it possible to get to a safe retention spot with just 2 SSR and the rest being wit SR or non-wit SSR?
>>577047005/uma/ club's monthly minimum is always set by the bottom S-clubs so whatever they end up averaging per member.nobody knows how the end of half TP will affect ranks but probably cut whatever down by about a third
>>577049329lol
>>577048886>TaishinSpurt works?People said it didn't
kingu luv
>>577049465It's a gamble
>>577049465it's a bit late but it works, same with pasa and cheer halo's unique
>>577049527I can see some real potential here
>>577048614If you think you have too much stam with Creek, just replace her for a PWR Rice Shower and get the +stam songs, you'll get both Swinging and more power out of it.
>>577049616Opera mare...
>>577049685Is Rickey still alive?
Do you guys restart your grand live runs if you don't get skill songs before year 2?I've done this for days what the fuck I've seen ZERO of those
Which club should I join? I started playing like 2 days ago.
Hello friends!!
>>577049465it's delayed but usable
>>577049864What?
>>577049894not sure if any clubs have spots open currently
>no achievementlame
>>577049527>>577049669>>577049949Interesting...Very interesting...I think I know what I'm doing in two days...
I'm falling for her... What do... She might never be playable...
>>577049848anon, he's 16
>>577050174
who is the most woman umalike you look at her and go "wow that's a woman moment, yeah"
>>577050024I thought it'd be a matter of which ones are still active...
>>577050230Dober
>>577050204Well I am just asking. You never know...
>paid daily gave me wit teio So uhhh is she decent for pace fags?
>>577050230Shichi
>>577050230Umama
>>577050230Gold City
>>577049894see how much you enjoy playing and go from there, the more you want to play the higher the rank you look forcheck the B ones this month and upgrade from there next month
>>577049864Skill point songs can only start appearing in year 2
anons should I be using my hint level books in the gold or the white first?
>>577050230Dober AND gold city
>>577050258we're not at that point yet
>>577050230Ramonu unironically hates u
>>577050230
>>577050456I use them on the doubles like style straightways/corners since thats the most SP per hint level desu
>>577050135Never mind I forgot I don't have Mr.CPAWESOME game
>>577050289yeahat MLB
>>577050230curren chan
>>577049912Hello bwo
>>577049949Cheerhalo also works then no?
>>577049894This list is pretty outdated just so you know, newcutie
>>577050289Even if you have her at mlb you arent dropping Kitasan so you're down a gold.Solid stat output though... at said mlb
>>577049791Yes Shakur is hot and I'm tired of pretending otherwise
>>577050531what I dont get is why it says stuff like 170 SP for the golds in the hint books menu when in reality I'm paying way more SP in the skill selection after the career is over
>Rudolph keeps deciding to triple stack her bad moods before summer.>No one wants to speed train.Ah yes, this is the Uma Musume I remember.
>>577050909>rudolphWHO
>>577050664it's not as strong as on tokyo but yes
what's the point of pulling for cards if half of them never finish their event chain? Do they ever fix this thing? Genuinely no reason to spend money on them
>>577049894Start with B/B+ clubs at minimum and see how much you play first, then upgrade from there
>>577050595
>>577050510I didn't care much for gold city but my thought was she was really pretty when I checked her free episodes, and then cinderella gray came and I was like what the heck this uma is pretty AND extremely cute
>>577050986Sorry, Rudolf.I keep correcting into that alternate spelling.
>>577050282Rickey and every (pure) Dirter after her except Windy are 200X era horsesthey're all still here
>>577050510holy shit how can she do that with her pinky finger
>>577051213
>>577051227uma are fantastical creatures
>>577049894Find some casual fags for nowKeep playing to see if it's something you'll stick around for and see what your pace is at and if you can join a bigger club later on if you want (don't join dacchis)
>>577051276>doesn't censor the h*ndholdingFucking slut.
Really thinking about going triple late next cm with KKK Pasa, Spechud and FlowerI wanna full gamble
>>577051276A man can only stare at so many phones before his brain shuts down.
>>577051213stick to luna
>>577047546wtf is 4m? 4m a day?
>>577051391Use Grass instead of Furawa
G-golly, my little ol tummy is rumblin from these nerves! I might just have a little 'oopsie! *Braaaaaaap* Peee-yew! I always get the grumpy dumpies before a big show!
Luna, Rudolf, literally doesn't matter. Just don't blatantly spell her given name wrong, simple as.Not because "hur dur it will upset the oshi fags", but simply because you're spelling the name wrong.Last I checked, the race horse "Symboli Rudolf", wasn't a red nosed reindeer.
>>577051607yeppers
>>577051106This is a sex uma, whom you look at and think “sex”
>>577051617that is one smooth horse
>supposed to be a senior level high school academy>The entire showa era is just a bunch of haggardly women fucking Symboli Rudolf
>>577051680She is a reindeer actually
>>577051669
>>577051775Indeed, she is my dear and she reign's over the track as its emperor.
who's your favorite mommy uma?for me it's tachyon the best dommy mommy
>>577051860She reigns dearly...
Theres an eclipse happening in like 2 hours, its just like my favourite anime umamusume when they talked about famous horse eclipse first the rest nowhere haha
>>577047546i hope the b+ one dies down. at that level a lot of people are 1 career per day whether auto or manual.
>>577051931I'll make Tachyon a mommy
>>577051931Shibi is not a mommy that is my husbando
>>577052093>Implying she hasn't been spiking your morning coffee for this very moment.
>>577049912
>>577052093tachyon is already a mommy bwo
>>577051931>posts IG Reel/Tiktok ahh video>reddit tachyon is his choiceChecks out
>>577049912Hello sexy baby
For a horse that had its legacy shotgun blasted, tachyon being a parent to Daiwa is a pretty good legacyI dont think Tachyon would've won the triple crown on its final leg but he would've won the derby
>Get lucky trainings but bad songs>Get good songs but bad trainings>Get good trainings and songs but no SSR events>Get good trainings, songs and events but bad career luck with mood downs and sicknessfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
>>577051680lewdolf
Uma for this feel?
>>577052448Rice Shower
>>577052448>weak breeding potentialFalco
Thinking about this a lot
>>577052589>plap plap plap
>>577052589hokko on my cocko
Whens the next "i give cygames money they let me pick whatever uma i want" in the shop voucher
>>577052530Wouldnt that be MIhono? Probably the worst breeder of the cast
Taking bofa and calm+collected was a mistakeBoth of them fire too early
>>577052589Who needs feng SHIT when you've got those babies
>>577052706
>>577052589I always knew feng shui wasn't real
>>577052589this fake bitch trembles before the fengshui
Holy fucking shit today rng is awful>start borrow run>fail 2 4% trainings>0 light hello events on first year>next borrow run>slow metabolism>fail a 3% training>0 light hello events again>next run>the same fucking shit again>lose the maiden race
>>577052714falco actively cucks herself so she'll never get laid
>>577052589FAT thighs
>>577052589What are they feeding them in Hokkaido
>>577049912Hello babyposter
>>577052951Need that nepo umanko...
>>577051931>Mr. Chud BDo niggas really?
>>577052589What's her personality other than being a non-believer and a milk truck
>>577053087You can only sex her while john cygames watches, and smirks once in a while during the act with a face that yells "been there, done that, did it better"You'd still want that?
>>577052993holy goddess of fertility
>>577053231What the fuck is your problem?`
>>577053172uhhh she really likes*checks notes*Tomakomai, a city and port in Iburi Subprefecture, Hokkaido, Japan.
>>577053172She really hams up the idol act for the fans but is really dry/skeptical in private.Kinda what people here think Curren Chan is
>>577053172She shills her hometown
That would never happen because I will always show up
>>577053517She is anything but dry with me in private
>>577052589I choose the mountains of Hokkaido.
PROHIBIDO JUGAR CON RUGAL
Some runs are brickedSome runs you have level 5 wit facility by end of Junior yearSuch is life
>only 1 out of 5 SSR cards finish their event chain againI though this was an unity problem?
>>577053172VISIT HOKKAIDO
Before the banner is over, is the 0LB SSR Light Hello good enough?I have been borrowing MLB so I could not tell the different80 into the banner with MLB Tacyon so I don't know to give up or not.
post something cute
>>577053736>Summer Maru ban without Bourbon ban
I wish the autorun inspiration page shows the source of spark came from which legacy
>>577053704I knew I was walking into that one but I didn’t know how else to word it
>>577053760It's an uma musume problem
>>577053843Yes 0 is enough. Also explode.
>>577053762Hokkaido does sound kind of nice. I was already thinking about visiting before being seduced by Hokko's sexy body
>>577053843yes it's good enough
>>577053843Its fine, rather she be 1lb but its whatever, she just holds ur hand in the gamemode is possible to make UF umas without her
>>577053762Be sure to stop by the tourist center!
>>577053881
>>577053843The 10 TE is honestly hard to replace in runsBut having her at all is better than not having her
>>577053392MY MOTHER GAVE ME MY LIFETOMAKOMAI THE WILL TO LIVE IT
I need pit pics for a research
>>577053843the difference is like slightly less energy just dont bother
>>577053760>he thought it was gonna get better with GLlmao
>>577053843at the very least it seems to be better than MLB SR LH
>>577053231Like there is the usual being weirdThen there is you anonStop being you
You think Xog is bad?You are not ready for Xog 2.0
>>577054110More Neo Cute
>>577047546okay bud, which umas for easy at least 1m per auto and some easy fan support cards
>>577053314>>577054105Cowards, you don't deserve the yankomanko
>>577054060Why did S3 key art look like hentai
>>577054110It wont matter when they expedite evolved skills to global
>>577053762Good ideaLet me just get spe
>>577053843>80 into the banner>Mlb tachyon Kill yourself immediately
>>577054223Fuck off fag
>>577054217anyone with all apts
>>577053843>80 into the banner with MLB TacyonMay 0LB LH be your downfall
>danchou called her agnes
>>577054327>y-you're weirdAnd you're a troon
Feels good to finally be able to retain my semen in Class 6Took like half an hour of levelling up R cards but I finally made it
>>577054060Why was kitasan on the cover of Newhalf magazine
>>577054223>you HAVE to imagine the owner of the real life horse in the room with you watching and telling you they already fucked your umayou are weird anon
>>577054217This is my go-to for fan runs
>>577054110She's cuter than Oguri so I wouldn't mind
>>577054110>ny tm opera mid game skillIs that it?
>>577054431I've retained twice in a row now, and it's looking like it will be this week is fine too unless we break a million
So coming back after a long break, which of the two Campaigns are worth doing?I heard the Track one is painful to play.
>>577051931For me, It’s my 88 years old Mommy.
>>577047546>tfw S+I still won't join /Jew/ Club btw
>>577054679Ignore trackblazer. They updated Unity to be more fun and Grand Live is the newest one to make the strongest umas in.
>>577054756no one asked
I did this
>>577054679Grand for acesUnity/mant for parentsURA for great grand parents
>>577054679Trackblazer is kino but Grand Concert has higher stat caps
>>577054815You do every month tho
>>577054756based and same with S_
>>577054217Maruzensky, Oguri, Pasa
WHY I GET IT ONLY WHEN I DON'T LEARN ANY SKILLit was a failed run tho
>>577054776>>577054892>>577054901Ok, I think I'll probably remain in Unity for a bit to get a 3* Parent going, then I may bounce into Grand Concert for a while.
>>577054987The F in KFC stands for Fuku
>>577054756based.... so fucking zased....
>>577055108Dia-chan would be a sugar mommy
The condom passer
>>577055065you can just make your parents in grand concert with independent training!
Maruzenskys hairy omanko
>>577054559she dominated the entirety of Grandmasters CMsdont ask me why
>>577055234Don't call her that, it's rude
>>577055108>Rich umas making fun of a poor trainer
>>577055290/uma/ said brickey would dominate dirt for 2 years and the first dirt CM we have is her getting feng-shoah'd by xog
>9LWoah
does it matter what uma i use as a great grandparent in the whole looping shebang?
>>577055515Would it really hurt people to have someone proof read these
>>577055576You want dirt B umas like Pasa or Oguri to maximize affinity by racing as much G1s as possible
>>577055576higher affinity with the next target uma in the line will make your life easier so it literally does as far as farming time
Nobody says shebang unironically
>>577055617>Seatard makes translation>All he has is fellow Seatard friendsProofreading is pointless, provided you don't have native speaker, and even then translations can be spotty.
>>577055617>fanart made for free>expects qcMan these entitled fags
Anons why is the deck above giving me consistenly +300SP over the bottom one? I know lb0 taiki is not good, but she should still have the same SP bonus than tosho, I'm confused...
>>577055515I wonder if our children will inherit the same monstrous strength
Umas that leave the door unlocked at night in the dorms for tureina
>>577055234EL CONDÓN PASA
>>577055716
>>577055716#!
>>577055696>>577055676alright ty, i’ll keep doing pasta then
>>577055720Surely after translating and posting stuff in English on twitter you get enough native speakers following you to befriend one who can proof read 2 sentences for you.>>577055772Free things are not exempt from criticism.
>>577055829I hope they inherit the pussy strength
>>577055942Once taiki reaches green friendship she gets 1SP bonus bwo
good uniques for pace in this cm?
>>577056012#allsizesarebeautiful
>>577056045And you shouldn't expect quality from free shit either retard
>>577056140spe, brian, oguri, fuji kiseki, flower
>>577055773Sweepy has higher friendship bonus and mood effect, and her skill point bonus is independent of friendship gauge
Someone is stalking me and replying to my posts with images I originally made
>>577055816
>>577056309Healing Hello with my special ointment heheheh it's my cum heheheh *snort*
>>577056045>befriending followersNoone does this
>>577056242Tragic
No procreating the umas on school grounds
AGUNES DIGITAL
>>577056476So THATS why there are so many single night hotels around Tracen
>>577056476But I'm using the pool that doesn't count
>>577056383Idk a smaller artist is usually quite willing to have a conversation with one of their fans. Do that often enough and you're at least acquainted. I would assume the same applies to people doing translations.
>>577056226ah yeah I guess, should I just drop Mile maven...? Or borrow the mlb one and just go with daiwa or marv SR for wit?
>this deck is getting me auto runs with stamina training on1150 speed and only 800 stamina?????
>liking JP umas without knowing japanese>playing japanese game without knowing japaneseshiggy diggy
There are 7 images of umas with way too big tits ITT
>furiosos story is that they want you to believe "her trainer is totally not just her live in boyfriend"
>>577056554You should offer up to proof read if you care that much let's see how that goes
>>577056613Your uma probably don't have stam growth, need more context
start making spechan parentscurrent speed le good
>>577047546>from A+ to S>double the effort for an extra 36 rolls a yearlol no>a+ to s+>triple the effort for extra 72 rolls a yearsame roru, either slack at A+ or go SS
>>577056679I understand now why the concept of friendships building over a shared love of media is such an alien concept to you.
>>577056613You need like 3 to 4 stam cards to make a UG stam uma on autoAlso your umas natural stam growth is probably dogshit and that's why they need 3 to 4 stam cardsWelcome to auto logic
flat mares
our hero is fuarking dead
>>577056758Fuji kiseki so no speed growth either, just power/wit(What training type even focuses on power anyway? Theres just balanced/stam/sprint)
>>577056476we're using the love hotel that's behind the racetrack
>>577056774On it
>>577056672doesnt furioso just about outright confess in her story?
is light halo related to king halo somehow
>>577056975You put more cards of that type, the logic is you drive the code to give a shit more about a stat using certain cardsThat's y auto balanced with 4 wit is UG wit
this cm is a joke
>>577056835>gets uppity because of a seapag using google translate>NOOOO PROOFREAD IT>proof read it yourself>noOf course, retarded zoomies only complain and do nothing
>>577056593Second option is probably better
>>577056975>>577056613>fuji for what appears to be a frontDoesn't fuji unique suck ass?
>>577056781I am an A+ earner but I've been thinking if the sweet spot is really A or A+
>>577056774Bamboo Memory parents you say? Will do
Is light halo related to belno light somehow
>>577057138KING SEXOOOOO
>>577056975I have no idea how balanced work since I only ever used stamina and sprint. Pick stamina if you want to 1100 stam with 3 stam card, pick sprint if you want 1100 power with 3 pow card
>>577057114"Lost to clanker" award.
>>577057252lmao nobody pulled for bamboo mutekory
>>577057373>didn't pull for her>still got herI don't know how to feel... I hate gamblers
>>577057137
>>577057114There'll be at least one anon experiencing this in finals...
>>577057138Kingu no ecchi
>>577057373*yamboo mutekory
>>577057480That's gonna be a hilarious new addition to the poll
>>577057114now you know how artcels feel when AI images get more likes than their drawings
Can Chiyo's hairstyle be considered a "wolfcut"?
>>577057630>>577057630>>577057630
>>577057613>the raped
Imagine feeling good about your Finals win, the rush of pride, only to pull open the scoreboard and see the Independent Learner epithet in second place
>>577057613They should consider drawing more sexy umas with big boobies then
>>577057419>spent 3 multis>didn't get herFUCK you anon
>>577057702I dont think anyone would care? Free carats and plat title
>>577057439>still seething about typosGet a life or do it yourself bro easy solution, unless all you do is bitch all day on the computer
>>577057702I finally got my first Platinum last CM, and when I properly looked at my opponents it turns out they were jobbers
>>577056159Whatever you say Tama.
>>577057938The lack of self-awareness is pretty funny.
>>577057938I'm actually a different poster who didn't read the full chainMy frustration is with the seaniggers who spam their MTL garbage on sadpanda without tagging it, then cry when you call it out
>>577058424Don't worry, the guy you're responding to didn't properly read before replying either. Probably why he finds it reasonable and easy to not be bothered by grammatical mistakes (which are different from typos btw)
>>577057190again the difference is a 36 rolls a year, but I think a+ is easy enough with auto introduced (they'd lower that requirement when half AP ends obviously)
