do they REALLY Edition>NewsUnreal Azeroth is getting an official release August 15: unrealazeroth.ruAscension accelerated their content timeline for CoA and S10: https://ascension.gg/en/timelineBlizzard's RICO lawsuit against Ascension is ongoing: https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/73480810/blizzard-entertainment-inc-v-derek-s-powell/>Released ServersAscension - https://ascension.gg/en (Vanilla+, Classless, Custom Classes/CoA, Epoch)Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (PVE, Legion)OctoWow - https://octowow.st (Turtle WoW clone, Vanilla+)Capybara - https://capycraft.io (Chinese Turtle Wow clone, Vanilla+)Faebright - https://www.faebright.online (TBC on WotLK client, RP-PvE)Warmane - https://www.warmane.com (WotLK)Gilneas - https://gilneas.whitemane.gg/en (Cataclysm)Maelstrom - https://maelstrom.millenium-servers.com (WotLK client, Vanilla-WotLK progressive)Chromiecraft - https://www.chromiecraft.com/en (PVE, WotLK progressive)Vanilla+ - https://vanillaplus.org (Vanilla+, PVP)Triumvirate-WoW - https://triumvirate-wow.com (WotLK funserver)Kronos V - https://www.kronos-wow.com (Vanilla PVP)>Upcoming ServersEmberveil - https://emberveil.org/ (Vanilla UE5)Caverns of Time - emberveil.org (Turtle+) - August 15thRavencraft - https://ravencraft.io/ (Turtle clone) - August 22ndFrostmourne - https://frostmourne.whitemane.gg/en (WotLK+) - September 9thDuskhaven - https://duskhaven.netWallcraft - https://www.wallcraft.org (Vanilla+)>Active GuildsType /who g-"Guild Name" to see who's online, whisper anyone for an invite, or ask in thread.<gulag> - Tauri, Evermoon, Alliance<tang> - Chromie, Alliance<wpsg karaoke club> - Emberveil<Not in OP> - Mistblade 2, Horde, whisper Michelada or Pearl>Mods, Tutorials, Singleplayer, and /wpsg/ Creationshttps://pastebin.com/StKbZ90jEQWOW (Everquest + Wow) - https://github.com/NathanHandley/EQWOWConverter>Previous Thread>>577036530
>>577145758<World Peace> - Conquest of Azeroth, Vol'jin, Crossfaction
MetalI Am Murloc - A potent transformational ability.Tape Jam - An Indie debuff.Shoegazer - An Indie debuff.Epic Solo - Begins an epic solo that will enthrall up to ten enemy targets within a 20-yard radius, causing them to "rock out" and suffer 310 to 390 Rock Damage per second. The solo lasts 1 second for every 10 groove.Starstruck - A talent which likely increases the Bard's stage presence.Axe Specialization - Increases the Bard's proficiency with axes.Punk RockNonconformity - Dispels fear, mind control, and similar effects.Mosh Pit - Removes all movement-impairing effects and increases movement speed by 50% for the bard's entire party. Lasts 10 seconds. Does not stack with other movement-speed-increasing effects.Shred - A punk rock talent.Rock 'N Roll Racing - A punk rock talent.
>>577145910BODIEDTHATFREAK
Anyone on OctoWoW wanna give me, like, 1 gold piece? I'm broke af
>>577145974sent ;-)
>>577145910ELAFI NO
>>577145910The INSTANT I discover that you are not a native English speaker on Wallcraft, is the moment where I dox you and prevent you from ever anonymously accessing the internet again. All members of the guild will undergo a twenty-five minute oral exam, wherein they demonstrate their native fluency of the English Language. If a single mistake is made during the test, you will be ostracized on the server, and continuing to play on it afterwards will result in the aforementioned evincing of your address, social security number, and any other identification the Kremlin, the shit eating Krautstag, and whatever communist shithole you come from that grants the subhumans it spawns on the dark day of your meaningless birth. Do I make myself clear? Wallcraft is closed. Native Anglophones, African-Americans, and Whites ( ACTUAL WHITES not this halfsies shit ) only. I will not be responding to any of your gutter-speak, for I know that it is only bait to get one of the only enlightened members of this thread banned, and to topple the ONLY pillar of truth in this dark, deep barathrum. Last but not least, do not be fooled by the vanquishment of Pearl. His right hand man, Kotofanya still lives and operates the servers of the former in the shadows. Do not be afraid to dox, harass, and neutralize any efforts on the part of this shitskin third worlder Russian. He is a draft dodger, a criminal in his own country for pedophilia, treason, and pirating copyright content over the internet. He should be dying on the front lines of the war in the Ukraine, yet continues in the stead of Pearl to groom those still innocent, we must put an end to this. Legion is coming, I AM THE BURNING LEGION, AND NONE OF YOU EVIL, EVIL "men" WILL SURVIVE.
>>577145974What will you do for me?
>>577145758><wpsg karaoke club> - Emberveilthat's not our namewe're going to be called <Unreal Pals and Trans Gals>
>>577146050Thanks bro I just started on this server and it'll really help me get established
>>577145201Dude you’re playing against the shittiest fucking players ever dude just compare yourself to the other people you see playing your class. They don’t even know the button combinations they’re so mentally retarded that they can’t figure out even a single thing about this game without like reading hundreds of guides. I believe what you wrote but it’s all wrong, I would destroy you with any of those melee classes 1v1 if you’re chronomancer
>>577146236I can be arm candy--are the young people calling them "discord bunnies" right?
Mentally ill (Loon)->Porn addiction (Goon)->Transition (Troon)Goony Loony Troony->Need to reproduce->Nonce.
>>577145974This is the kinda person you play against lol that’s like the hugest most fucking piece of shit retard who can’t even figure out how to get his mount on time even after they’ve uploaded probably like at least several million YouTube videos on the subject. I always have my mount by lvl 40. It’s so easy. You’re poor and retarded and that’s why you’re a failure irl
>>577146639ESLchan our language doesn't really work like that.
WHEN YOU ACK I'LL TAKE MY TURNAND FAN THE FLAMES AS YOUR BLAZES BURN
>>577146920ESLs don't say "nonce" that is exclusively a brittard thing.Such a silly fucking word to refer to someone who rapes children.
>>577145758OP's TODO List:Emberveil and Caverns of Time are separate projects. The former is Vanilla WoW running on Unreal Engine 5, with plans to develop their own Vanilla+ as post-Naxx content, while Caverns of Time is Turtle WoW with enhancements for RP such as custom animation posing, subraces and character backgrounds, and body sliders. CoT does not have a site yet, but it does have this soft-announcement Youtube link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7ZEbEcpcvE and also a discord link in its pinned comment. Emberveil is on the 15th, while CoT has no announced date.<World Peace> - Conquest of Azeroth, Vol'jin, Crossfaction. This is the active raiding guild of /wpsg/.<Branded> - OctoWow, N'Zoth, Crossfaction. Octo is the most significant Turdle clone, and Branded is the biggest guild run by anons on it so it counts.Remove Tang. As anons have pointed out, it's dead as fuck.Remove Not in OP. Mistblade 2 is not a listed server, and when I look up its website I just get a cloudflare error so I don't think this thing even exists anymore.
fat panda ass NEEEEEED
>>577147383britain isnt exactly an english speaking country anymore
>>577146550>young peopleHag nonny... how can you be arm candy if you're old?
Why don't Tinkers give their healers Mana Nanos bros?I was pumping, but I had to stop in the middle of a fight to drink three times
>>577146336Do you like helfs...?
>find a cultist 5 levels lower than me>get one shot by hammer of twilightbalance your fucking game dutch, you nigger
>>577147976Those cultists are actually pretty rare most cultists just play games for fun
Pearl is Sylma.He lied about it and got his buddies to lie about it for about a year.He owns a dog dildo.He erped with a hunter’s pet.He is a zoophile.He is a furry.He has molested his dog.He is a drug addict.He moved to Idaho to live with his furry lover (Presumed Hadrianic)He groomed a majority of the MB2 crowd.He is called Xalara in <World Peace>.Uffie/Michelada is covering for him while knowing full well who he is and what he did.He left FMC to play on Epoch.He quit Epoch before it launched when he was outed.He quit <World Peace> because he was outed.The end.
I have decided to maybe play on CoA
4 DAYS TILL EMBERVEILVMBVRVVIL VNRVAL AZVRVTHhttps://emberveil.org/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0nQ0oIsMakhttps://unrealazeroth.ru/
>>577148306which gameplay changes are going to be present on this server?
>>577146278ok so we do<Unreal Pals and Trans Gals> - Emberveil, Alliance<wpsg karaoke club> - Emberveil, Horde
>>577148371voice chat, transmog, and more than 500 bugs to find out
>>577148574I said gameplay changes. Bugs and social features are not gameplay
Fucking dogs is not legal Michelada. I know you want to be like Pearl but what he's doing is wrong. And Kotofanya, please stop too.
>>577148981It's not a crime in Hawaii, New Mexico, West Virginia, and Wyoming
>>577148613nothing, go on epoch for emergent gameplany
>>577148574Gameplay changes, you brown skinned retard. What GAMEPLAY changes are on the server? How is it Vanilla+?
>>577146701>he's looking at tutorials for a 20 year old mmo on YouTubeOh dear oh dear do browns really?
>>577149071So lemme get this straight, wpsg refuses to use discord for guilds but they're excited to play on a server with voice chat and nothing else? Seems kinda stupid, no?
>>577148371It's a beta testing server for that new client, once we know that it's solid, they can work on custom shit.
>>577149102>Summer · 2026>Launch day -> Legacy Mode goes live for everyone. This is the full vanilla world, playable from day one. Proximity voice chat launches with it: Talk to the players around you, and only the players around you can hear.>Autumn · 2026>Azeroth on Android! A native Android build of the full client. Same character, same server, now on your phone or tablet!>Winter · 2026>Modern Mode arrives! The full Unreal Engine 5 upgrade goes live: Dynamic lighting, higher detail and reworked visuals. It is a free update to the same client, and you can switch back to Legacy whenever you want!>Summer · 2027>VR and player housing. Two features we have wanted for a long time. Native VR support, a first for a game of this scale, and player housing: Build and decorate a place of your own in the world.>Beyond · ∞>The Horizon... And beyond! New zones, new content, and features we are not ready to announce yet. Launch is the start, not the finish line!>Beyond Phase Six...>When Azeroth's greatest battles have finally been fought, the story does not end.>Far beyond the kingdoms known today, strange embers begin to appear where no fire has ever burned.>Forgotten paths awaken, ancient whispers grow louder, and distant lands stir beneath an unfamiliar sky.>In time, travelers may discover Turath... >City whose name has long been absent from every map, yet whose influence quietly begins to spread across the world...>For now, its gates remain closed...>The next chapter of Emberveil has yet to be written!
>>577149202who's wpsg, how do you know what he likes? can I speak to wpsg? whats his in game name? i want to play with him
>>577145758>>577146278>>577148431no, it's <Pearls Girls>
>>577149636You're literally talking to him right now retard
>>577149361>see guys? just wait a year after Naxx comes out and we *might* add new stuffNo thx.
>>577149202does anyone really want a wpsg discord when a bunch of these guys are unironic gay troon furry futa erpers?
>>577149889Do you really want a server with a bunch of these unironic gay troon furry futa erpers can just walk up and screech in your ear?
I made multiple characters, personalities and discord accounts over the lifetime of FMC and Evil. To this day, no one found out that I was the same person behind all of them. Pellaine? Me. Aecheur? Me.
>>577149727but if I don't start playing on launch I will miss out on having an advantage over hundreds of thousands players who will flock to the server when UE5 upgrade goes live. I just have to endure sub 200 pop launch and a year of stale niller but it will be worth it once I'm the top dog on the server!
>>577150072I was suspecting this was the real reason <World Peace> doesn't have a discord voice chat...
>>577150072Getting doxxed really buck broke you huh
Elaynna is a delicate flower!
>>577149361>after summer 2027 we will make changesWHY. NOT. MAKE. THEM. NOW???MAKE VANILLA PLAYABLE INSTEAD OF WORLD OF WARRIORCRAFT AND 200 POP
...in search for Epoch 2 under the skirt of this giant man at Lordaeron......there's nothing underneath...
>>577150579I WILL roll bear druid and WILL farm gnomer to main tank.
>>577150579You WILL be my warrior's healslut and buff bitch for a year and you WILL massage my girthy cock and balls after I carry you through every dungeon and raid, sissy!
When my time comes, forget the wrong that I've doneHelp me leave behind some reasons to be missedAnd don't resent me, and when you're feeling emptyKeep me in your memory, leave out all the restLeave out all the rest
i won't play on emberveil
>>577152937HUH? YOU ARE NOT PLAYING WORLD OF WARRIORCRAFT? SISSY!
>>577152937I will. I will have fun with proximity voice chat.
>>577152937shan't be playin' neither
are you señors hyped?
When will they fix Moon Priest bros...
It's actually crazy how hard mop zones mog legion ones.
Here's your """vanilla""" server, chud.
>>577154641>disable transmogThat easy
Which server should I play on?
>>577154957this image is fucking great
>>577154957CoA for wacky funserver shenanigansTauri for LolgionEmberveil for Vanilla on UE5Frostmourne for Wrath+ apparently
>>577154537legion wasn't good, it was never good. It just happens to be the one that came after WoD and literal dogshit jammed into my disk drive would have been better than WoD
I feel sorry for the one normal guy in <World Peace> just trying to play the game and raid while his raid leader pretends to be a draenei woman so he can goon to fantasy nigger races like orcs and animals like wolves and dragons. Like he’s just trying to ignore all the sick shit obviously behind the scenes as well as the weird shit they allude to on discord and also all the wild shit being posted in this thread because he just wants to clear bosses but meanwhile Michelada is only concerned about cumming in the most sick depraved ways possible and during raids as well while the rest of the raid participates in said sick fantasies. Godspeed normalfag anon.
>>577155163Vaguely interested in Frostmourne but the Whitemane server is half-broken due to expired domains so can't read up on it.What's the deal with it?
>>577155898it's the same slop as stormforge frostmourne, a fag that left evil a month into the server is shilling it all day in the hopes of making an anon guild and killing world peace
Uffie...
does any tank even come close to eternal bloodmage for solo farming shit
tranny, tranny, tranny chaser, tranny, tranny chaser/tranny, tranny dogfucker, tranny chaser
>>577156518No because it has the best of both worlds for a solo farm tank build>insanely high self healing>best tank AoE damage in the game
All trannies and fags should hang.
woman here! (trans mtf)seethe harder chuds, you will never get laid lol
>>577155898
i'm hung :3
>>577156840>stealing Ascended difficulty from Ascension serverscould they really not think up another word for it? pretty skeezy
Why did you turn into a tranny Micheladaffie? You always were a faggot but you didn't strike me as the kind to troon out. Was is the loneliness? Was it knowing Pearl doesn't care about you as much as you hoped he would? You didn't secure GM for him and that's why he quit. Becoming a thread tranny isn't the answer to your problems. You can be straight. You are a man. I don't want you to chop your dick off.
i want you to kill yourself faggot
>>577145758trasmong system on CoA >>>> transomg system on retailsex (this is chronomancer btw)
>>577156046absolute retard, evil would have been disbanded if it weren't for that "fag"
>frostmourne domain is expiredWhitemanesisters...
>>577157256https://frostmourne.whitemane.gg/en
>>577157252are we talking about the same person? cow shaman did nothing for evil and dipped
>>577157189why the burka?
>>577155749at one point joining a /wpsg/ guild meant to be an attractive choice to a lot of people because the internet was so heavily censored, games even more soevery normalfag guild was soft, constant walking on eggshells, like it was as if the entire online world had become canadian, that enraging fake politeness and sanitized interactions and god forbid you didn't want to hang around trannies, jews and homos/wpsg/ provided that alternative, the troons that dared joining were made fun off until they disappeared eventually, but it kept changing, I think Turtle was just the last dropnowadays you will 100% find more based and skilled guilds outside this shithole
FROSTMOVRNE
>>577146639>Goony Loony Troonythis kind of gay singsong bullshit precisely mirrors the way trannies speakit's really similar to the way they give things gay little nicknames like nonny for anon
>>577157189This looks like a holy druid set, got nothing to do with time bending.
>>577157802Yet you're still talking to us instead of going on reddit or discord? Like a big tsundere you are... I like you too anon, don't worry, I like you too!
>>577157532if you weren't there - your opinion means nothing
>>577158046i was there, all he did was play with his clique and act gay in gchat
>Xarethos/Elekkow still crying
>>577158045I've been here too long, far longer than you, the variance doesn't affect me anymore. I don't give a shit about you, you'll fuck off in less than 1 year just like all other trannies.
i love jacking off to animal porn and dilating and erping in wowo wawa with other fat balding 30 year old men
>>577158125don't remember you stepping up after the doxxed moron left
>>577158439wtf are you me??
>>577158439FVAAAAAAAAAARK ME TOO!!!
>>577158485and what did he do as a gm?
>>577145758><Not in OP> - Mistblade 2, Horde, whisper Michelada or Pearlsovl... we didnt know how good we had it
>>577158258I'm not Xarethos I don't know who that is
>>577156632now that I got mine to 60 I dont know what I want to farm. I dont want to tank dungeons/raids thats for sure
i am like 95% gay but girls seem to love it and unironically want to fuck me more than before after presenting/acting more fem irl(just being myself) compared to before. this is awesome they are even cool with doing 'weird stuff' in the bedroom with me.literally just b urself and everything will fall into place it seems likeespecially otaku girls they love feminine guys
>>577158287>the variance doesn't affect me anymore. I don't give a shit about youhttps://youtu.be/tOzOD-82mW0?si=xScukO1IsNOfKTN2&t=138
>>577157189show bobs
>>577157189orc rapemeat
Chapter 215: WAR, PROTECTION, AND A STOLEN DATEThe multiverse shivered.Far beyond Kael's Empire, the Outer Gods Xarethos, Myndralis, and Ortheon gathered in secret.Xarethos: "Lyra is the key. Strike her, destabilize him.Myndralis: A coordinated attack. Chaos, Dragon, Fox if we remove the source of amplification,Kael weakens.Ortheon: We do it together. No mistakes.They unleashed a silent storm of fate threads, energy rifts, and temporal distortions toward Lyra.Kael was in the throne room with his Empresses Virelya, Azryel, Yunareth when alarms rippledacross his perception.Kael: "Someone's playing with my daughter.He didn't rise. He simply extended his aura.Threads of Chaos, Dragon energy, Fox magic, and subtle eldritch harmonics expanded outward,creating an impermeable multiversal shield around LyraKael (calmly sipping tea): Are we still negotiating.Virelya smirked.Virelya: You do enjoy this.Kael's lips curved faintly.Kael: I enjoy consequencesLyra hovered midair, destiny threads glowing whitehot.Lyra: Father I want to tryKael raised a brow.Kael: Go ahead.Lyra touched the threads. Instantly, she amplified them with Chaos, Dragon, and Fox resonance,forming a lattice of controlled temporal traps.Outer Gods flinched as their strikes dissolved midtrajectory.Lyra (grinning): I can feel them recalculating their attack probability.Nyx materialized behind her, arms crossed.Nyx: That's my student. Brilliant, terrifying, and already better than the teacher.Lyra glanced back at Kael.Lyra: I'm doing it, Father.Kael's eyes gleamed faintly.Kael: I know. You've got this.The Outer Gods realized brute force failed.They warped entire realities, combining them into one vast battlefield spanning multipledimensions.Kael (calmly, lifting a hand): Ladies, show them style.
>>577159610you will never be a woman, mentally ill faggot
>>577159315Dire maul for living essence is a good start
>>577159645thats hella epic
>>577159828any chance I can fuck around in brd alone? I need to start my thorium brotherhood rep
>>577158287I'm an oldfag who was terminally irony poisoned for many years, and like a lot of oldfags I grew much older and became a huge moralfag in many ways. Got involved in a lot of bad circles when I was younger, and it brings me a lot of shame. I grew older, got a good career, and decided to break the conditioning of the internalized hatred inside my heart. Don't use imageboards much anymore but still come here for nostalgia among other things. So much for you're here forever, but I guess this site has its uses.Anyhow, I came here to say this: I'm transgender and I'm proud of it. The more chuds tear me down the more motivated I am in life. Transition saved my life, and retards will tell me to kill myself for daring to pop my head in here, but I don't care, because transition saved me, and unlike the folks who cry about my existence, I'm truly happy. It's fair to say that nothing in this world has brought me as much joy and peace as gender transition, and I'm here to share my story <3
>I'm an old-ACK!!!!!
just a matter of time
my name is yeben and i'm a homosexual faggot that left evil after a month because i'm scared of trans people
>there are "people" who play world of WARcraft and don't pvp
>the only thing keeping me from committing suicide is the ability to act out my degenerate fetishes in my publicdamn that's hella sad
>>577154957DWIGGA
>some green trash worldforged wand that I trashed on day 1 somehow becomes BiS in phase 2are you fucking kidding me?
>pvplol
>>577160982the pvp fucking sucks thoi'd rather play warhammer return of reckoning if i wanted decent pvp
>>577161325you can recover it by talking to the ethereals
>>577161325sounds like it's time to prestige bwo :^)
>>577161451>warhammer return of reckoning>decent pvpweak bait
>>577161325go to the donation store and purchase an item recovery potion. for only $19.99 you can have a p2 bis wand
>tfw can't level a char if I don't have a good mog for ithow so I stop being a faggot?
I never received an answer last threadThe game says there's a 1500 coin weekly cap, but I've already exceeded it, so is pic the actual weekly cap???
>>577161621Tank guard swapping by itself makes playing tanks infinitely more interesting and skillful than this game's retarded "let's just make defensive tanks the designated victim specs in pvp" approach
>>577161860the one on the NPCs is the real cap
>>577161752a mog is something that comes naturally to a character. you simply play the character, and the mog will follow.
sssssomebody PLAP me
>trannies: heh, you totally only hate us because we won't ERP with you...>also trannies: sssssomebody PLAP me NOW NOW ANYONE AT ALL I HAVE NO STANDARDS PLAP NOW
>>577163518name?
>>577163957Pearl.
damnfailedchaser is seething prolly cuz they got turned down too many times lolllll
what templar spec if I want to be a STAFF MONK as this class was supposed to be?
ogtucker is a pedophile and actively attempting to groom the underaged members of <World Peace>.and the rest of you are just as bad for letting it happen.
failed male status?
>>577164113>STAFF MONKyeah fuck that, just saw one-punch man talent on ZEALOT this is it
>>577154641if only you knew how bad things really are
>>577164221michelada kotofanya pearl and hadrian(ick) are pedo friends with ogtucker so he will never get kicked
Was it really necessary to give them nipples...?
>>577164076I remember logging on to different characters and someone who shall not be named begged me to e-fuck multiple times. Getting more desperate each time.I even used to be respectful and careful with what I said. But he took it personally every time.
>>577161940This should legally be considered rape. Ban makeup.
>>577164623>human female pov
>>577164779>e-fuck another man pretending to be a characterhow do you gay niggas live with yourselves kek
>>577164623>30 year old balding failed male pov
>>577154535don't check the changelog, brother...
>>577164623cows have tits too and in the wrong place
>Pudge is missing
>>577164623this reminds me of that one image of a guy pulling off his dog's nipple because he didn't know male dogs have nipples and thought it was a tick or something
>>577165634what the fuck
>>577165143>It's useless Moonflow buffsI somehow have the knack of picking up the worse Healer in every version of WoW I play...
>>577161752samewas gonna play something rogue adjacent on classless but then I spent way too long in the mog menu and I guess I'm a paladin now
pvp should be mandatory and unavoidable in all mmos. i should be able to sneak into stormwind to kill rp tranny freaks and pve only betas on every server like a 3rd world migrant with green skin instead of brown. loktar.
>>577166316trash mog
>>577166316Cute head wreath
failedmale -> prison gay -> trans chaser -> failedchaser
>>577166360>pvp should be mandatory and unavoidablesure>i should be able to sneak and you lost meyou just want it to be unavoidable for lowbies you gank while avoiding it yourself if the other guy has any chance of winning
Why are these chuds so afraid of gays anyway lolYou all get touched when you were younger or something? Weirdos
>>577166381something something accountant taste idk I'm kinda dumb
>>577166684Eh, I think she's kinda cute for a turbo slut
>>577166684this is trash and the other guy replying to this is an indian incel that will simp for anything
>>577145758what's the deal with Caverns of Time? I'd love to play a turtle+ server with subraces and custom stuff like that, but I find this very sus and I'm not fully convinced, especially with the Unreal 5 feature and all; sounds too good and I'm damn sure it's gonna be a crypto mining scam like octoanyone here has some intel about them?
The Discord call had been running for twenty minutes when the camera finally came on.A man sat in front of a dimly lit monitor, wearing a headset and staring nervously at a World of Warcraft private-server login screen.His character name: Xalara.On another account, he was known as Sylma.And in the MB2 dscord, everyone called him Pearl.The screen flickered.A new voice entered the call.CHRIS HANSEN:>Pearl?PEARL:>Yeah?CHRIS HANSEN:>You know who I am?Pearl shifted in his chair.PEARL:>Chris Hansen?CHRIS HANSEN:>That's right. Chris Hansen. And I'm with To Catch a Predator.Silence.PEARL:>Wait, what?CHRIS HANSEN:>Why don't you have a seat?Pearl's microphone went silent.CHRIS HANSEN:>You've been using a few different names online, haven't you? Pearl. Sylma. Xalara.PEARL:>Those are just my characters.CHRIS HANSEN:>Right. Characters on a World of Warcraft private server.PEARL:>Yeah.CHRIS HANSEN:>And you've been spending quite a bit of time talking to people through those characters.Pearl looked toward another monitor.A Discord notification appeared.<Knot in OP>The guild's former members had apparently been watching the confrontation unfold.One of them typed:Wrzod: >Pearl, log off.Pearl didn't respond.CHRIS HANSEN:>You know, Pearl, normally when somebody realizes they've been caught doing something inappropriate online, they leave.PEARL:>I haven't done anything.CHRIS HANSEN:>Then you shouldn't have a problem explaining it.Another notification appeared.Milktruck: >You're making the guild look terrible. Stop talking.Chris leaned toward the camera.CHRIS HANSEN:>See, Pearl, this isn't really about your character names. It's about what you've been saying and doing behind those names.PEARL:>It's a game.CHRIS HANSEN:>It's a game, Pearl.A pause.CHRIS HANSEN:>But the internet isn't a game.>Pearl removes his headset.
>>577166609"lowbies" don't exist outside of hardcore. this game is full of oldtroons who powerlevel characters in a matter of days, and that's before you even consider the boosted xp rates private servers like to give you.
didnt read
>the entire dogfucker clique has quitWHO WON?
yo did anyone catch that tranny bragging about molesting children and saying the child lost izzat
>>577167960We won, anon. We won.
>>577167960If that is true, then my shitposting will conclude and I will add World Peace back to the OP.
>>577168025
>>577157189They just need to make certain mainhand onehanders moggable on your offhandSturdy arrow cant be dual wielded because its mainhand only and that would have been perfect for my ranger
>the only competent tank in the entire guild quitNot a good look.
>>577166632>You all get touched when you were younger or somethingThe main way you fags reproduce
this starts playing whenever i see schizokino postinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqWRaAF6_WY
>how life feels knowing i chased 2 trannies and their chaser away
I'm not in <World Peace> give me names to shitpost with
I'm still playing CoA doeverbeit.
>arrive to drop quest place>bunch of fags in here already>all stealing mobs from one another and calling each others niggers based but retarded given the circumstances>start inviting>nobody in a group>full right away>finish in no timewhy won't nigs group?are they all waiting for me or what
>>577168728He's the hero /wpsg/ deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll shitpost him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Schizokino.
>>577169131Uffie!
uffie is tranny dogfucker kill yourself uffie
>>577169580kys faggot
schizokino is stealing the credit for chasing the trannies out from me.
>>577169656did he really troon out or is it just a meme?
>>577169260You expect WoW players to be sociable enough to form groups?
I want to fuck a gnome or a goblin.
>>577169890>right click>invite>kill shit>"thx for grp" (optional)>social
>people start leaving of their own volition because CoA is shit>schizos claim these people are actually people from years ago and that they wonsad
hahahaha i bullied those people from years ago into leaving CoA!!! I won!!
>>577169984Seething
>>577169981YesYou expect WoW autists to be able to do that?
how old are you niggas seriously
I suggest <gulag> close recruitment for the next week or so, they're about to get some troublesome refugees.
>>57717020540
>>577169883he was erping back in mb2 but kept it on the down lowhe turned into pearl jr on coa thoughbeit
>>577167960post a /who screenshot
Wait, are people actually quitting World Peace right now? Or is the thread making shit up again?
>>577170205You never miss the chance to say the most onions cliche comebacks possible, huh
>>577170386>onionskys newfag kek
>queue for some duty finder as a tank>run the dungeon>do about 75% of the damage the whole run>people want to queue after>the healer says him and his dps friend are queing again>tell them im taking a break >just dont want to queue with them as it was slow and they're kind of shit>queue again>get put in a group with them againRealistically what am I supposed to do in this situation
who won?
>>577170386Y W N B A WWNBAW
>>577170493should have taken a break for like 5 minutes nigga
>>577170337Not really. It's just schizofaggo (who got btfo when he tried to retreat to /wowg/ after his mb3 failure btw) taking retroactive credit for the retail players who said they were quitting when the retail patch comes out quitting because the retail patch is coming out.
>>577170508Why is Ashkandi sheathed upside down
>>577170523Whenever someone says this to me I turn into fits of rage and start crying uncontrollably.
>>577170474I'm sure the irony of this post is lost on you. Or maybe it isn't, and you're just very desperate to try to win back the izzat you lost.
>>577161940How did she fill in her sunken cheeksWhy did she take the time to do her hair only to put on a wig
>>577169260>Spam invites>They all deny>One guy says it's because he is waiting on a dungeon queueAll DPSniggers deserve death
hahahahahahai am KILLING <World Peace>hahahahaha!!!it's all me!!! disband!! hahaha!!
Is my wife Elafi safe?
Perfida…
>tag all the mobs because im a god gamer>some loser stands there awkwardly for 2 seconds then invites me>declinelooooool
>>577171967Elafi is busy. Want me to tell her something?
>>577171967i wish i knew enough about all the trannies to shitpost you too but you're just not that memorable
How long does it take to level up to 60 and be ready for raid on CoA? How expensive is it to buy an account? I just want to raid and m+
>>577148120>Pearl is Sylma.Correct.>He lied about it and got his buddies to lie about it for about a year.Correct.>He owns a dog dildo.Correct.>He erped with a hunter’s pet.Correct.>He is a zoophile.Correct.>He is a furry.Correct.>He has molested his dog.Correct.>He is a drug addict.Correct.>He moved to Idaho to live with his furry lover (Presumed Hadrianic)Correct.>He groomed a majority of the MB2 crowd.Correct.>He is called Xalara in <World Peace>.Correct.>Uffie/Michelada is covering for him while knowing full well who he is and what he did.Correct.>He left FMC to play on Epoch.Correct.>He quit Epoch before it launched when he was outed.Correct.>He quit <World Peace> because he was outed.Correct.
Best CoA class for enjoying the last dying breaths of the ascension server before it's inevitably getting shut down?
>>577172569that's gotta be the class you enjoy the most, both thematically and mechanically hands down
>>577172569Reaper
>>577172447>>He groomed a majority of the MB2 crowd.Not all? Who got away with it?
>>577157189Male Blood Elf wifebait :)
>>577172849illapa and wrzod
>xalarasylma>last online 8 days ago
Someone explain legion restoration shaman to me.
Why is Slyma so hated anyway? Dog fucking is part of my culture for millennia. The noble, Aryan Germanic woman tasted the knot before she ever laid with a man a thousand times. That's a fact.
people have been having melties in this thread for the past couple days about people's names i dont even see in the coa guild so i have to assume this is some weird AI chatbot gone awry or something
>>577173174Because he dared kick Elaynna (Schizokino) for trolling the guild.
Why do jews and browns love to project their bestiality fetish onto whites?
>>577172951Imagine being the only ones who didn't get groomed. Would you be happy because it didn't happen or sad because you were unwanted?
>>577173174>that one montenegrin furrysadeven bosnia has 3
>>577173412You play as female characters.You were groomed.
I've been in most of the /wpsg/ guilds in the last few years that aren't /heals/ guilds and no one ever calls me by my past names.
>try out adventure mode>"quests will give 100% increased exp. Quests with no objectives do not give exp.">do long kill quest>no exp>do followup kill quest>no exp>turn in some random breadcrumb>gives expI don't know why I expected anything on this shit server to ever work properly.
>>577173797>You play as female characters.>You were groomed.I play female characters because I'm gay and like to roleplay as a sissy and that's easier done on female characters than any of the male races in WoW as I don't want to play as a male belf.
>>577173797wrzod was a male trollalso he wasn't even in the guild he was some random pug
>>577173973we are all trolls and male nigga
>>577173971>wants to rp as a sissy>doesn't want to play the femboy racelol???
>>577174068>femboy raceBelfs are the fuckboy race, there's a big difference.
wrzod is among us
>>577174068Belf males are Twunks at BESTnot even close to "femboy"
tfw you want to say you like adolescent boys but that's not socially acceptable so you say you like "femboys" instead
>>577173375Jews are pedophiles that love child sacrifice and browns are into everything dealing with feces. The exception makes the Muslim who is into all of it at the same time.
>After his gently shaped shaft, Rutt is all about one thing – it’s that knot. Intended for people who will be left wanting by anything other than a satisfying POP at their toys’ base, the rottweiler’s shaft starts slim, and returns to a slim neck after his tri-bulb knot, meaning he’ll stay once you sit. Knowing that some people enjoy having these types of toys hilted for extended periods, we deliberately kept Rutt’s base a little shorter/lower so that it doesn’t get in the way. Rutt was the toy that first started Weredog, and has continued to be a hit right from the beginning. If you’d like more thickness to a knotted toy, then Roscoe may be the good boy you’re after!
>>577161940Would power wash her diseased cervix then wake up the next morning and die of a heart attack as I realize the crypt keeper has finally caught up with me
kill yourself tucker you pedo freak meth head fucking do it
Can you gaggle of high school girls just talk about the fucking game for five fucking minutes
Why is Elaynna like this?
I want to hear Pearlyma's side of the story.1. Are you now or have you ever been in World Peace? If so, what was your character's name?2. Why did you leave FMC?3. Are you now or have you ever been in any other /wpsg/ or anon guilds outside Not in OP, FMC, and/or World Peace? If so, what guilds and as what characters?4. Why did you move to Idaho?5. Have you ever had sexual relations with a canine in any capacity (such as "red rocketing" the dog) and if so in what capacity?6. In your opinion, why does Schizokino want to drink your blood?7. Do you have anything else you want to say on your behalf? If so, please say it now.There's always two sides to every story. Please, share your truth.
>faggots are so pornsick they think anything less than a 300 pound nigger insert is a femboy
>failschizo doesn't even know which character in world peace was pearleverybody else figured it out within a week.
>>577174068>male belfs>>>femboyermbelfie sissies play 'girls', nonny
How come the only guild raiding and doing content is not on the OP?
>>5771746821. Sneed2. I got bored.3. No!5. Only rutt.6. His guild flopped.
Friendly reminder that we're doing Onyxia heroic (then normal, if people want) today at 9PM ETWe'll be either moving NA raiding times to be earlier on Sunday, or merging the two raid groups into one as apparently 30-player raid groups are possible.I may be asking active raiders about their specs during the week too.Mythic raiding Soon™ perhaps
>What is the charge? ERPing a pet? ERPing a succulent hunter's pet?>This is /wpsg/ manifest!>Get your hands off my Rutt!
I think Midna was Pearl.
I'm sorry to everyone but the thread shitposting has really gotten to me. I joined CoA with my (then) friends and since then I've recieved nothing but hate in the thread - This made me realize that maybe anon guilds are no longer for me. Because of this I will be quitting CoA. I hope you all still manage to have lots of fun even if my departure impacts you! I probably won't be joining any more anon guilds.
>>577164623I know right? They are so fucking dumb looking.
I think some of you would be fixed with a nice, good rape.
>>577175218this looks like shit
>>577175160Xarethos...
>>577175218Show us part 2
>>577156997ascended content is ascensions legacy chud
>>577175147I played with Midna on that trash ass gummy server for a few days.I don't think so.
>>577175046kill yourself michelada
>>577175218...you forgot to add nipples to the worgen. Otherwise very nice pic, thankfully that Worgen in the back is a gentleman and would never lose his patience over a smug elf.
>>577175046Merged is definitely our best shot at Mythic progression. I'm also levelling a tank so we have an extra one in case this server actually gets to naxx since we'll need like 8 of them or something.
>>577174682>1. Are you now or have you ever been in World Peace? If so, what was your character's name?Sneed.>2. Why did you leave FMC?I got bored.>3. Are you now or have you ever been in any other /wpsg/ or anon guilds outside Not in OP, FMC, and/or World Peace? If so, what guilds and as what characters?No. I don't play in your gutter-tier guilds.>4. Why did you move to Idaho?To get away from you losers.>5. Have you ever had sexual relations with a canine in any capacity (such as "red rocketing" the dog) and if so in what capacity?Lmao you're the one obsessed with it. Go play with your plushies.>6. In your opinion, why does Schizokino want to drink your blood?Because his guild flopped.>7. Do you have anything else you want to say on your behalf? If so, please say it now.Get a life, you absolute midwit.
I'm the best tank this general has ever had, and you lost me forever, because you just had to invite a guy who fucks dogs irl to our raid.
I just have one thing to say to Pearl: haha.
>>577174682He'll never answer these because he's a coward who uses lies to avoid having to face the truth.
>>577175218Just as an FYI, you don't need the "drawn by" in your prompt for artist tags.
>>577174068I am sorry nigga but male belfs are the manwhore race.
>>577176167But enough of Schizokino.
i won't rest until i've drank the bone marrow of every anon that played on mb2
>>577176184FUUUUUUUUCK Dr. Belfie’s got my cure
SYLMA IS IN THE WALLS!!!!!
im about to sylma dick down your throat lol
I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
>>577173971>I don't play female characters because I was groomed... I play female characters because I was groomed.huh?
>>577177527I actually have wonderful parents, and wasn't ever groomed or anything like that. I just really love dick.
>>577173174these are all men but whatever faggot
>>577176184What numbers do you use for your artist blend?
Wishing every Octo scholar a good day.
>michelada didn't quitday ruined
>>577172951>someone remembers meOh hey that's rare! Don't know what your definition of grooming is but I never saw any of that in NiOP. Granted I never moved to Turtle with the others and haven't been in touch so I don't know what happened there. My interactions with Pearl were professional as a double agent and I mostly interacted casually with Michelada inbetween crafting gems despite joking that he's my handler. Neither gave indications of being what the thread is currently describing them so coming back to these threads it seems insane that they would change this much in so little time so I refuse to believe it. The stories have to be exaggerated by trolls and schizos over the yearsThanks for reading my blog and best wishes to the former MB2 anons of both guilds still reading this
>>577178467I can't reveal that...
>shitpost all day>0 (You)smy life is hell and every day is punishment
Why does my game keep crashing at Stormwind?
>>577179034pearl has been flirting with dogs since t14 and you never saw any of that. sure
>>577178467nyantcha and ratatata47 would be my guess.
>>577179595try downloading more ram
>>577179595if octo, you need to update
W-why... Why is it so small, Anon?
>>577179757REMINDER: After <Not in OP> died a slow death and <TempleOS> flopped hard, desperate for new anon blood, Pearl (now known as Xalara) began heavily recruiting from /heals/, not realizing said new blood was infected with AIDS. He’s responsible for all the trannies like Elaynna and pedophiles like Rasknitt who befoul our beloved thread.If you find yourself in a guild with Pearl the Dogfucker, do yourself a favor and /gquit while you can.
>>577179579There there
>The Ascension private server shutdown situation is INSANE
What ilvl do I need to be in order to join the clique? I just hit 66 the other day
>>577179094Why nyot?
>>57718008499 in raping dogs99 in drug tolerance99 in samefagging
>>577179579hush now little baby*forehead kiss*
>>577177839>I actually have wonderful parentsmost faggots are coping dysgenics so this probably isn't the case. the uggos, baldies, and manlets who cope by fucking each other have to come from somewhere. in a way, your parents raped you by bringing you into this world and you cope with through homosexuality. shorel'aryan.
>>577164221>>577164612>>577174558you people(probably same person) are insane, like what are you even talking about?i shouldnt even engage, get help man.
>>577181148just gonna pretend you weren't bragging about molesting kids earlier and saying chuds deserved to be molested as children, huh
two chili cheeseburgerswaffle fries with cheese sauceim gonna put the waffle fries under the bun and then dip the burger into the cheese saucethen im gonna wash it down with an ice cold cherry dr pepper that i've been saving for this particular meal
i was always anon
Frostmourne sounds pretty interesting, looks like it will fix a lot of the issues I have with Wrath. However, I remember playing on a Whitemane cata server back in 2024 and it was turbobuggy piece of shit. Have they improved at all?
>>577181570Honestly sounds insane. Nothing wrong with a fat fucker meal once in a while anon, enjoy it.
>>577180195Someone might use it to impersonate me!
>>577181570homemade tomato soup with homemade noodles
>>577181467lol what
>>577181932>homemade noodlesliving the life. best pasta i ever had i made myself from scratch, never did it again though because its too much work
when is michelada acking like his compatriots
>>577179034Of course people remember, I doHoped to meet again on Tauri, but I think eternal WoD may have been a bit too much.My heart still lives in Pandaria anyways.So what a nice surprise this is, and I hope you're doing well Illapa; wish you the best too!
>>577182692>nest notes;_;
>>577182692WHENARE YOULEAVINGTRANNYLADAPEARL IS GONEHARDIAN IS GONEONLY YOU AND KOTOFAGYA ARE LEFT
>>577183009>she thinks they are gonenobody give him the bad news
>>577182102being white imbues you with many abilities
>>577182102>>577183458I recently got into making homemade bread. Got a bread maker though so I can have it mix and bake automatically, and because of that I have completely replaced store-bought bread in my diet with it, which is fucking based.
>>577175218LOOK OUT, BEHIND YOU
>>577182692what can you tell us about your relationship between you and pellaine
>1.12fuck off
>>577184852woah, that gameplay looks sick, which server?
>>577184852Home...
lifeweb pusher
>>577184852fvark ludokino...
>>577184959>>577185074>>577185252Emberveil
Doesn't matter, I'll probably get hit by a car anyways.
>>577182692this image is edited to make my dps look bad, delete it this instant
>>577184554THERE'S SOME KINDA LOVEAND THERE'S SOME KINDA HATE
>>577184104plapping bread-anon from behind while he makes plap plap plap noises with the dough
>>577185217
>>577186678lifeweb pusher
i'm lfwb bum irl
just found this on /v/what the fuck? are you faggots really like this? kill yourselves
>>577188272grimno wonder evil was the only guild clearing content
>>577188272yes, being a tranny is /wpsg/core
>>577188272>just found this on /v/link the thread
>>577188272this is obviously ironic and done for a bit just so they could take a screenshot for shock factor lolthe fact you cant tell this is a joke means you probably have autism
>>577188272scatGQDS won...
>>577188358remember when yeben got gm and almost killed the guild
ironically putitng my bro in a cock cage and using him as my personal toilet in public, as a joke, as a gag, as a prank. haha just for laughs haha
>>577188272Gashawg got kicked from <The Chuckers of Sneed> and the Stino community as a whole because of this
Is it old drama hour?!https://files.catbox.moe/fhbpxi.mov
>>577188272That did not happened.
Elaynna/Gerra/Serra is now a GM on Faebright. It's over.
>>577188272Ladies and gentlemen!Introducing the Chocolate StarfishAnd the Hotdog Flavored Water
Never thought I'd miss when trannies were shitting in each other's mouths, but I suppose that's better than grooming children like they're doing now.
>>577189642Favorite class?
>>577188272>Cakeholder
>>577188546Proof?
>>577189947Shaman tank!
>>577188694>people find different things funnystop the presses
>JUST *clap* LET *clap* PEOPLE *clap* ENJOY *clap* THINGS *clap*>*swallows log of shit and gargles liquid doodoo*this is why western civilization is collapsing btw
creamy dreamy fresh and steamy loggies mentioned?
We love poopy diapers here, get over it chuds, this is a poop eater general /wpsg/ - Wow! Poop and Shit General
uh oh loggie
>Game talks about shit multiple times and has many quests surrounded around it>Suddenly bad to want to talk about shitWhat the shit bros
Is waffle back? Why is everyone talking about shit?
reminder that fuutard forced elicia to roleplay out munching down his logs as payment for buying the worgen illusion on turtle
>>577191379Sliddin'
>>577191375>Is waffle back?he never left
>*smacks lips as shit flakes fly everywhere and i flatten a turd against the roof of my mouth with my tongue*problem, chud? it's called having a sense of humor
NA AND EU LINKED UP. NEED IT OR KEEP IT?
death to all forest trolls
>>577191913*plap*
>>577188683Funniest part was when a random pug started crying about flag bullying him in whispers.
Pearl just get me a Rutt, pleaseAll I want is a Rutt, and she wouldn't give it to meAll I wanted was a Rutt, just one Rutt, and she wouldn't give it to me.Just a Rutt
>>577191846source?
SLURPY KISSY SLURP SLURPS
>>577192567Scroll Up.
>>577175568Bleh forgot that part. I was more focued on... other parts.>>577175341Nyothing happened afterwards... https://files.catbox.moe/v9abll.png>>577176184I see, thanks! I was going off of the stuff you posted (and I archived for research >:3) and stuff I found online. Imagine my surprise when I found out 4chan didn't scrape off the prompt metadata and you went out of your way to delete yours... Must've looked like amateur hours, haha. Also, how do I not create "multiple views" images when prompting? I tried really hard to just prompt a mating press image but couldn't... Probably going to switch to a local ran model soon...
>>577192713>https://files.catbox.moe/v9abll.pngtypical belfie whorereminds me of the one with nelfie dh done by draebae slopper
>>577192673>ctrl+f "eu">nothing relevant
why did you troon out michelada
>>577192713>you went out of your way to delete yoursYeah that and I apply a photoshop filter as well which also can strip it depending on how you save it. >how do I not create "multiple views" images when promptingUsing negatives for the most part. You can weight negatives just like anything else in your prompt so you can always see if doing {{{multiple views}}} in your negs does anything to help that
>posting this debunked garbage
>took a month break from octo PvE>come back>still borderline impossible to find dungeon groupsWhat the fuck is wrong with this server?
Is this fucking thread even about WoW private servers anymore?
So is there a roleplay friendly private server? Retail is just too fucking stupid for me to actually pay for it.
>>577193245We're all too busy eating shit to do dungeons, retard. Now eat my butt chocolate bitch.
join <Crustbusters>
>>577193402epsilon!
>>577193402Get a job you broke tranny
i beat Barony (again x4)cock pics soon™™™™™>>577193380would that there were any pservers worth talking aboutshitposting vill continve vntil BVG BVLGVS>>577193402cute feet
>>577193402I would assume Octo might be since it's supposed to be the new home for turtlefags but I haven't played there.
deleting your metadata from slop is a coward's moveimagine not being an open source chad
>>577193174>Yeah that and I apply a photoshop filter as well which also can strip it depending on how you save it.I just resize a pixel in paint and save it like that...>your prompt so you can always see if doing {{{multiple views}}} in your negs does anything to help thatYaya, tried putting more and more prio on my negatives but I guess mesugaki and 2koma go hand in hand... Thanks for the tips and tricks by the by!
>>577193782do trannies really
>>577193768Kill yourself pedo scum.
>>577193747I have a job god damn it I just don't want to give my shekels to blizzard or roleplay with the average hyper-woke Moonguard player>>577193773I haven't seen any but I'm on the PVE server so perhaps there's hidden roleplay elsewhere.
>>577193782I used to be like that until I started making money with it, now it's more of a brand than a hobby.
I will not stand for Blood Elf slander.
we're not just gonna forget that you sent pictures of your caged dick to a 15 year old, Tucker.
If I level on octo can I just grind random shit or will there be too many people in leveling zones?I prefer to just autistically farm instead of questing.
>>577194545Its often better to grind random shit instead of doing quests in high pop servers, if you have some game knowledge you can actively avoid mobs that aren't related to any quest, this gem imgur album can maybe help you https://imgur.com/a/vanilla-mobs-levels-by-zone-hg6VI
>>577194545it has less players than tauri
>>577194183>AI will set us free of menial tasks>Instantly starts monetizing and monopolizing literal drudgery (prompting)kek
>>577194183Where do you post your slop for money?
>>577194764I know where to grind, I did it a lot on turtle, just not sure how the population is.>>577194780Yeah it also has less players than Ascension that doesn't mean I want either form of retail slop.
>>577193245even leveling, all the zones are empty
>>577194890i meant that grind spots are mostly empty because half of the playerbase is 60 already
>>577194312oh my god, who the hell cares, that's practically legali shouldnt even engage, get help man.
>>577194857I feel that would give away who I am but I do more than just post pictures for money.
>>577193773No, there is no RP on Octo. The RP community from Turtle moved to Faebright.
>>577195248What if I want to support what you do?
>>577195250>81 player peakgrim
>>577193380Every general always devolves into this.Honestly the only reason I even use /vg/ is to join groups and then I immediately tune out of the thread unless it's to funpost.
>>577195340You probably do not as I only post WoW related images here...what I post elsewhere is something different.
>>577195385Yes, but those are all roleplayers. Turtle had about the same number of roleplayers online.
>>577193380the guild chat is about wow, this thread is about hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>577195465I think i know who you are now
>>577195340he, vallae, posts commissioned pedophile slop for money that's where nelfdhcuckanon recognized him from
Blizzard will die before Ascension ever will
>>577197426mhm, yup, sure thing
>>577196327...based?
>>577197613>thanks to overwatchKEEEEEEEEEEEEK
pov; michelada after her transition
>>577198861>PovWhy is michelada harassing a Hispanic woman at a diner? Is he trying to roofie her so he can kill her and wear her skin?
>>577198861pov would mean i'm the one holding the camera you retard
why did michelada decide to transition?
MS. UFFIE!!!!
Well, I heard it all before, so don't knock down my doorI'm a loser and a user so I don't need no accuserTo try and slag me down because I know you're right
>Guild is so shit they are using weak auras now.Uhhh mythic soon guys(tm)
>>577198748thanks overwatch :)
>>577202438every mythic player uses a billion weakauras
>>577202548It classic content you troon.
>>577198861shame about her face
>>577202438>NO YOU CANT USE AN ADDON YOU HAVE TO DOWNLOAD DISCORD AND GET IN VOICE COMMS AND LET ME GROOM YOU!!!Um...no? Lol I'll just use a weak aura. Sorry!
>>577202593with new mechanics.
>>577202593Dvtch Dvtched it
so sorry koto stole your GF as a worgen
Fastest way to farm heirlooms on CoA
>>577202729Dont care I did ascended without that cheater tool.
>>577202916it's that guy that deleted all his items
>>577203014A52 prestige loops.
>>577203364yeah he had a hissy fit like a little girl and deleted all his gearthen he came back begging to rejoin and people didn't want him to get loot right awayso he had another hissy fit
>>577203446and he was also in mb2?! that guild seems like a bunch of rotten apples!
I hope they're happy...
>>577202486mommy
>>577204020Pearl is Sylma. He lied about it and got his buddies to lie about it for about a year. He owns a dog dildo. He erped with a hunter’s pet. He is a zoophile. He is a furry. He has molested his dog. He is a drug addict. He moved to Idaho to live with his furry lover (Presumed Hadrianic) He groomed a majority of the MB2 crowd. He is called Xalara in <World Peace>. Uffie/Michelada is covering for him while knowing full well who he is and what he did. He left FMC to play on Epoch. He quit Epoch before it launched when he was outed. He quit <World Peace> because he was outed. The end.
>>577196094It'll be our little secret then!
cool man, keep me posted
>>577204020sylma is sometimes spotted in ashenvale with a womb swollen with pups and teats chewed by her and skoll's young
>>577204641
>>577204541she loves the zandalari gang bangs i bet
>>577204147>Pearl is Sylma.>He lied about it and got his buddies to lie about it for about a year.>He owns a dog dildo.>He erped with a hunter’s pet.>He is a zoophile.>He is a furry.>He has molested his dog.>He is a drug addict.>He moved to Idaho to live with his furry lover (Presumed Hadrianic)>He groomed a majority of the MB2 crowd.>He is called Xalara in <World Peace>.>Uffie/Michelada is covering for him while knowing full well who he is and what he did.>He left FMC to play on Epoch.>He quit Epoch before it launched when he was outed.>He quit <World Peace> because he was outed.>The end.Every part of this is true.
>>577203654
>>577204541peak sexo
I hope someday someone can get the turtle account info back.I made a lot of gold just stealing shit from my guild bank and auctioning it.
>>577205475Anon dumb enough to asking god in heaven if he can transfer his bank account in the afterlife
May have made a Pyromancer.
it's crazy that gms of both mb2 guilds were fucking dogs and people still try to put one above the other
>>577206521plap plap plap
>>577206521Dark Iron dwarves best dwarves.
>>577203403How long would 1-60/whatever max level is on A52 take without exp boosts?
Pourin' rain out here, but the adventure must continue!
the <BVLGVS> gm is getting fucked by falling boulders and magicstaffs of fire
>>577206609Not really when you consider the high volume of dogfuckers this thread attracts.
Guys what's the fastest way to get ascension runes? I need to upgrade several worldforged items
>>577206741nobody will respond to your posts unless you go back to your female character and act like a tranny whore bub
>>577207034I don't have a female character. My main is a male humie.
>>577206741watch out for rabid femwoggie attacks
Worgen are not dogs, they are wolves.Go fuck yourself.
>about to deliver epic hot zinger>server goes downbaka
>>577207513you're all disgusting furfagskys
when will aoiyuki get bored
Horde leveling zones > Alliance leveling zones.
>>577208272Jib... overcooked....
michelada in the middle xarethos on the right pearl on the left
>>577206720You do manastorms in a raid group to level fast and half the time there will be someone with 300% xp aura in the group so it tends to go insanely fast, like a few hours tops. You level so fast it gets annoying keeping up with your spell training ranks. Do one of the featured builds each time, they unlock all the mystic enchants if you level it to max level and they are vastly stronger than a build with no enchants. Your first time you can prestige at 60 but after that you should prestige at 70 in order to fulfill the prestige daily which isn't possible your first time. But also if you only go to 60 you won't get to keep the mystic enchants from your current build (might not matter to you).
>>577206974Battlegrounds daily. Convert honor to ascension points at PvP rewards vendor. You have to win so if you are shit at PvP maybe not the best way.
In the end Schizokino won. Pearl’s reign of terror over /wpsg/ is at an end. He went from being the thread darling to being so reviled that he must now hide his identity. Afraid to even show his face in this thread not only because everyone knows he is a dogfucker, but out of fear of what will be exposed next. The fishing posts, the leveling posts, the adventure posts, all long gone. It’s all a memory. They say those who laugh last laugh best, and in the end, Schizokino got the last laugh. Haha.
Haha, laughs the Schizokino. Haha.
>>577208570Yea horde also got the better racial abilities. Thats actually where the term “troll” came from, it’s the best race by a LOT but nobody wants to be an ugly ass troll. Altho im so fucked up in the head I think male troll looks cool as fuck.
Does a cat under lava go "meow meow" or "blub blub"?
>>577202548Weak auras are kinda shit in coa I feel like a lot of the classes are designed anti weak aura. You have to actually use your brain a lot of the time like your rotation is based on buff duration left AND time until next different buff. And that’s like hard as fuck to script in wa. Thats actually a new mechanic dude they didn’t do that on retail. But it’s only like a small dps increase, you can usually just spam your keys lol and you’ll probably do fine usually. You might get like an extra 5-10 sinister strikes off per minute kinda thing.
>>577210302Still, even simpler ones to track your auras or CDs without having to keep an eye on your bars helps a lot
I would make the worst 4chan guild leader. Niggers, faggots and trannies always message the guild leader asking the stupidest fucking questions and I haven’t responded to one of these “people” in years. Lol when I was in like a hardcore raiding guild people would be spamming me trying to get me to tell them shit about the raids and im just not going to reply to you is all hahaha like dude its all on the website.
is emberveil going to be based?
It’s insane how stuck in the past this thread is. I can’t fathom trying to follow this thread as someone who joined it recently but I think as repetitive as some of the posts are it might not be that hard.
what do i play?i am already max level in chromie and ascension feels the same from rdf to max.twow clones are too skeevy for me
>>577210590its 1-2 people that are obsessed
>>577209612>The fishing posts, the leveling posts, the adventure posts, all long gone.and what did we get in return?
>>577210690More like six or seven really.
>>577210557>purports a ue5 with updated graphics game>"releasing" in 3 days>this is on the siteit's literal nothingslop. they'll have a server up and then ask you for money to help them maintain the server and so they can "finish" the updated graphics (will not happen)
>>577210756Freedom.
>>577154641>don't turn on the option that makes it look like vanilla>cry it doesn't look like vanillaWhy are people like this
>>577210557we're going to beta test their stuff for free and we'll do it with a smile, ok?
>>577210557You can’t just easily make wow in UE. A proper port would cost over 3 trillion dollars. The models we got in classic wow are already like close to 8 trillion dollars. Blizzard just shits out money into their games and then doesn’t release a new game for like 20 years to pay it off. Every time you sign into wow you’re paying off the guy who drew herods shoulders, which was the beginning of the one shoulder sassy gay look.
>>577209021Gotcha. Ty
>>577211651If I tell my agent to do it will you broke fags give me money? Actually nevermind I'll just ask it this oh turns out you won't cuz you're broke so why would I bother right well that explains things.
How come there is no Guild to counteract world peace scum? They literally spam the fucking general making it unusable.
>>577212113There are no good private servers atm, why bother? just play what you likeThe good anon players are waiting for Classic+, even if it's trash, and they're not gonna play on an /wpsg/ guild because the last time this thread had competent leadership and players was like a decade ago and it's been downhill ever since
>>577212113how do you know its world peace spamming? on my machine it says Anonymous
>>577212565not that guy you replied to but im not touching anything blizzard because botting is still insane on it.
>official classic+private server general, go back to /wowcg/... oh wait LMAO
What are we rolling on this?I'll prolly go Druid
We're all switching to Ravencraft when it comes out right?
>>577212565>The good anon players are waiting for Classic+lol, lmao
bros..log on for ony!!
>>577214923I will try it out. Octo has been a disappointment.
Elaynna really did a virginkiller masterclass on Jib, huh…
>There's a big patchlog every single day>Tinker is never on itHmmmmm
>>577215839I owned the most retarded tinker ever in arena yesterday. That guy was so fucking shit at pvping but probably wins battlegrounds because his class is like total retard friendly Thats the most bullshit fucking shit ever is tinker. Haha I couldn’t prevent myself from laughing when I saw the victory screen, that guy was probably on suicide watch after being put in his place
>>577215183Why are you replying to yourself jeet?
>>577217376it was probably a bot anyway
the templar nerfs WERE ENOUGH AND EFFECTIVE CHUD, STOP ASKING FOR BALANCING OK?maybe they need buffs even, I still see non-templar dps
>>577218902wtf is the ascension team even doing with balanceits such a joke that you have classes doing 2-3x as much as other dps specswhy would you bring those shitty classes? you cant clear ascended with them
dead serverseverything on reddit is solo """"devs"""" ai offline serversupcoming servers are pre-deadclassic+ is gonna be botted out the wazooguild wars reforged is mathematically beaten and the actual game is way more restrictive than wow even tho it's sposed to have a bazillion classes cause you pick 2 classes to spec intoosrs is nothing when there's no funmode activeim bored
>>577219560patiently waiting for frostmourne personally :)
>>577219483It's a fun server, who cares
did they fix templar tanks having unlimited threat?
>>577222424>unlimited threatisn't that every tank in wow since like ever
>>577222930it's not CoA in normal contentat high levels the dps disparity is enough that sufficiently geared dpssissies going full super saiyan can and will yoink agro
So how about that Onyxia huh, guys? hah hah
Some kind of ritual??
>primalists just got buffed across the board and are now on the level of pre-nerf TemplarsAwesome, another set of great changes Dutch.
>>577224004im TROLLING
Yea I will be the guy. These world quests are fucking aids dude that’s fucked up. Theres like 3 mob spawns and hundreds of losers trying to kill them, and you have to do the quest like 5 times. Thats fucking gay as hell and Im just not gonna do them is all hahahaha im winning bigly this way
>Thunderfury has been updated, you can now swap between 3 versions of Thunderfury, a 2.6 speed weapon, a 1.9 speed weapon (original), or a 1.4 speed weapon.poggers???
guys guys, flameweaver fixes and buffs tomorrow!
>>577224312I still find it hilarious that Xalara seethed so hard over a few Pyro nerfs that he quit the game entirely
>>577224387he told me he just found raiding with pyro extremely boringZG was the last time he logged on so checks out
>>577224605>21 classes each with 3-4 specs >plays 1 and gives up>goes back to retoiletwas it autism?
So what are private servers and how do they work? Do I need to buy the game and pay the subscription to play on them?
>>577225494yeah make sure you email blizzard's legal team, they should be able to provide you a valid license key
<World Peace>You Join.We Raid.
>>577225494Step 1: create an e-mail accountStep 2: locate the recipient e-mail for your desired serverStep 3: send them a dated and timestamped photo of your BVG BULGVSStep 4: wait for your entry to be processed, you will receive confirmation and approval to join the privates serverStep 4.x: if your privates were denied, follow the included instructions in the resulting e-mail for re-entry
how long until bwl im bored already
>>577225494you download an old copy of WoW, find a private server hosting that expansion, make an account on their website, then log in and play for free. that's basically it.
>>577225494>>577226221These days you don't even have to download the old copy. Good pservers come with launchers that download it for you.
>just powerleveling my witch doctor>don't know shit about the market or the prices of anything>do a gorillion random dungeons>check whatever I can sell>one of the alchemy recipes I had was worth like 400 gold>I can actually just use it with my 300 alchemy and craft some costly potionslmao, what a nice surprise
So funny when Runemasters starts crying about my class being lame when they fail to kill me in 2 sec in their stuns
not wow
>>577227942the funniest part being they have about 9 seconds worth of stuns to do it
>check out the World of Warcraft general to see what's going on about WoW>bro the wingdinger is so overpowered I can't believe they get 5 dashes>ugh I had to do a dungeon with a gooblebobble tank today and his aoe is shit>was farming today and I got ganked by a zorble why are they allowed to have an immunity, a spell steal, infinite shields, and all those heals???>what class should I roll next guys? my first 60 was a moonsword so I was thinking of trying sunspear or maybe earthhammerThis isn't fucking World of Warcraft.Fuck off.Fuck OFF.FUCK OFF.
>>577227991>>577228218if it wasn't WoW, Blizzard wouldn't be suing them.
>>577227991>>577228218calm down lil bro itll be dead soon theyre clearly rushing out the content because they know its coming
just wait until you hear about BVG BVLGVS
>>577228218its going to be really hard to go back to normal wow classes once ascension gets shut downeverything on this server feel so much better to play than your average clunky ass vanilla wow class
its WoW and we killed ragnaros!
>>577225494>>577226374Also if you're genuinely new to the concept, a big part of pservers (beyond not having to give shekels to Blizzard) is the modding. Different servers have big modifications on the classic or whatever expansion experience, essentially creating their own takes on the "Classic+" concept before the official one even happens.The most popular for a while was Turtle WoW, which was notable for creating its own fanmade expansion "Mysteries of Azeroth", which is expanded content for the vanilla world, along with different new race introductions, since the whole point is that the game continues without going off-world into Outland. Sadly, it was shut down due to legal action. Since then, a number of projects got their hands on a version of the Turtle code, and are continuing it in their own ways. These are noted in the OP.Ascension is another highlight. Along with its classless servers, biggest thing going on for it is CoA, which is where the traditional classes get replaced with 21 new ones themed around parts of Warcraft lore. It's also built on their Bronzebeard foundation, which means all the Vanilla raids have new mechanics, and loot is a lot different, among other changes. Ascension has been hit with a lawsuit, but they're fighting it for now.Of course, there's Emberveil/Unreal Azeroth, where the big selling point is doing away with old copies of WoW entirely by remaking the whole thing in Unreal 5. Coming soon.And then there's servers that are more like the originals. Those are "Blizzlike", and there's a lot of options there if you just want to play your favorite expansion. Latest/most modern I've seen that's in good shape is Tauri, running Legion.Welcum aboard. We're nice here.
>>577228812why would you go back to niller when you clearly like retail better
>>577202640Are there men who like big lips or is it an extension of the women sabotaging women thing that has them remove fat from their cheeks so they can look more like skeletons?
>>577229057you guys whine and cry that any server that isn't a no changes 1.12 server is retail though so who gives a shit what you think lmao
>>577229057Nobody wants to play no changes vanilla in the year of 2026.Kronos proved that.
>>577229240fucking BODIED that loser
>>577229240>>577229570>ignores the question>starts melting over something entirely unrelated..ok?
>>577229792How is Kronos anyway? Go ahead, anon. Tell the class. Tell us about your love for Vanilla WoW.
>>577229894i've never played iti literally have no idea what you're even going on about rn or what this tangent is
>>577225358CoA is just shitty retail so it makes perfect sense to go play retail instead if that's what you're looking for.
uh oh retail meltie
CoA>>>>>>Retoilet
I’ve died to so many runemasters. I’ve also played against a lot of glyphic runemasters. Lol glyphic can’t even one shot past like level 39 even with all your spells and playing perfectly. Glyphic still isn’t that bad tho it can do some fun combos imo I actually play glyphic sometimes.
>>577229570Playing classic+ servers just makes me want to play classic. Classic did everything perfectly. You see these new items? Classic knew about that, that’s why there’s warrior gear with spirit and shit itemization. It’s just another way to fuck your dopamine receptors. Classic wow knew about every modern mmo concept and applied them creatively.
unstoppable.
>>577234169This was our NA normal run, which we did after the heroic since some of the heroic team had extra time for it.It was likely so fast because it was just the tanks and pretty much all DPS. I solo-healed the raid.
>>577234169Lol there’s like no competition on coa for anything if arena queue times are a good indication. Except for world quests of course. CoA players are filled with anxiety over competition. 4chan guilds are always last place on retail
>>577226036>fag>tranny>tranny>tranny>chaser>chaser>tranny>fag>tranny>tranny>fag>chaser>tranny>trannyWe're now at the point where the troons have taken over.
>>577236184is this left to right or right to left? it's very confusing!
>had to suffer through 50 levels as Chrono healer>but now can do shit loads of aoe damage with just one buttonFinally it's gaming time.
more like gay men time
How do I get these to work in PvP bros?
>>577170493HOW ABOUT NOT BEING A PUSSY BITCH WHO LIES TO PEOPLE I FUCKING HATE LIARS
>/wpsg/ status: FELTED
>>577243784
I AM A WOW PLAYER I RAID FOR THREE DAYSRAAAAHHHWITHOUT LOOTRAAAAAHI WON'T GIVE IT BACK I'M LOOT STARVED
>>577204541can i get more dorky looking draenei slop master?
when do animation necros get fun
Hey necrobrosHow do I make a weakaura that can display my pet's hp bars?mfw trying to keep track of like 5 different pets' hp bars in combat
the tanks in leveling dungeons are complete shit. they always pull too often wiping the group or just don’t know where to go in this 20 year old maze
>>577236184nuwpsg
>>577244254>gifs you can hear
>>577246984Yeah. I regret my wondrous wisdomball purchase. Dungeoning to level is kind of painful and the way they've set it up you can't even complete half the quests it will offer you on whatever brench it gives you which is supremely annoying. DON'T waste your gold on this stupid item.
How do I gear up my toon? I’ve just been doing dungeons and shit. Should I try to pug a raid lol how much single target dps do I need to pug a raid
>>577247614Wisdomball is like 5 free levels i guess. I just have been using other peoples wisdomball. Lots of people brought theres over I guess from area 52 realm. Like every dungeon has one. Or maybe they’re all p2w because they had that shit from day 1
>>577246590could probably use vuhdo for that
>>577248217Some of the quests don't even let you turn it in through the wisdomball like usual you actually have to go find the questgiver out in the world, one of them was in Moonglade, another all the way out in bumfuck Feralas. Such bullshit.
>>577248340I did not encounter that issue. Maybe those were quests you got from lootable shit in the dungeon? Also you should try the teleporter thing, i have been spamming that shit because nobody told me where to buy a call board lol and I can’t find it spent like hundreds of gold teleporting and i probably should just buy my own callboard. Damn cos fucking sucks I just did a dungeon and didn’t get an upgrade and half my shit is pvp gear.
>>577248683>Maybe those were quests you got from lootable shit in the dungeon?Maybe.>nobody told me where to buy a call board lol Pretty sure anything you can buy on the cash shop with real money is purchasable from other players on the auction house. Just look it up on the cash shop on the site and type that name in on the AH.
>>577248683>Also you should try the teleporter thingnta, but what is "the teleporter thing"?
so what's the verdict on octowo? is the crypto miner worth it?
>Asalys. Come with me. The man you're about to meet has the keys to this guild. Treat him with respect.>I'm Gargoth.>Asalys.>Yeah, a tranny from Argentina. When you come to the raid, ERP, farm consumables, whatever... You stick to your own guild. Why did you joined that BWL pug with Elaynna?>He asked me to DPS first.>You gonna go around pugging with every blacklisted person that calls you out?>I'm not looking for trouble, no. But I'm not taking any shit either.>The only thing we got in here is our respect. The question is, what you gonna do when you're out here slumming it with the rest of us? Cause the safety of these raids comes with a price. There are no free rides here. Everyone puts in work, whether cliqued up or not.>I understand.>I'm not talking about helping us with your retribution paladin skills. You'll get your fucking hands dirty like the rest of us. Or you can go back to seeing how that DPS bullshit works out for you, Asalys.
>>577249587Right outside the Stormwind AH, dunno about other cities. Can teleport you to IF for free + a bunch of other cities for a considerable gold fee.
I don't understand all this gay drama, who cares about who's a tranny, who fucks dogs, who gets catty. These are bittersweet memories. We spend literal months and years inside this game, let's try to take it easy and be less judgemental. Join <Branded> friends!
>>577250350Where was this even posted?
where it all started
>>577250969it all started when pearlma fabricated so much drama the cedc gm got fed up and quit.old fmc had less than 10 players players. pearlma tried to do the same thing in world peace by ordering his agent michelada to make xarethos ack, but michelada caught feelings and could not go through with the plan while xarethos turned into a chud that can't stop talking about his hate for trannies
>>577242005https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sb_8ijIwwEsjust macro /s I'm sorry, was I aggressive?and walk away
>>577251356I'll read all the threads since Full Moon Company creation up to today chronologically while I wait for ember, I'll make my own opinion
>>577251356>less thanfewer than
>>577251356If you knew the full story you'd laugh so hard you'd shit yourself.
>>577251630shit myself? i'd rather slide one down your throat
The lowest most boring period of /wpsg/ was during the MB2 era where KM lost the guild wars and Pearl secured dominance over this thread. Threads would die before hitting bump limit whenever Pearl went to sleep and couldn’t bump the thread. Otherwise the thread was full of “gee isn’t pearl swell” pearlposts. The only highlight was a schizo realizing Pearl was Sylma based on similar posting patterns and styles and file.png. Otherwise it was a sleeper and the thread would have died had Turtle not picked back up.
this pearl guy did WHAT? with a REAL LIFE dog?
Jesus christ can you fucks play the game instead of schizoposting in the general 24/7, this thread is almost unusable
>>577252198>After his gently shaped shaft, Rutt is all about one thing – it’s that knot. Intended for people who will be left wanting by anything other than a satisfying POP at their toys’ base, the rottweiler’s shaft starts slim, and returns to a slim neck after his tri-bulb knot, meaning he’ll stay once you sit. Knowing that some people enjoy having these types of toys hilted for extended periods, we deliberately kept Rutt’s base a little shorter/lower so that it doesn’t get in the way. Rutt was the toy that first started Weredog, and has continued to be a hit right from the beginning. If you’d like more thickness to a knotted toy, then Roscoe may be the good boy you’re after!
>>577252258a crazy person has cheap fun, an idiot gets it for free
>>577252198For some reason every /vg/ thread is like this from what I've seen.
>>577252429Actually, I take that back. The Path of Exile general is usually on-topic whenever I've checked it. There's a lot of shitposting but it's always related to the game, not about random namefags or erp.
>>577252198People are talking about other people with whom they play the game because this is a social video game. If you don’t want this kind of discussion play a single player game or ban all /wpsg/ guilds or something.
>>577252643>People are talking about other peopleAre they, or is it just a single schizo talking to himself and posting retarded fanfic? More like obsession of you ask me
>>577252429Yeah this board is so fuckin filled with schizos, it's insane honestly. Every thread builds up it's regulars who just turn it into their weird circlejerk and spend the whole time making insane vagueposts about each other.
It’s so boring here when there’s no mischief afoot.
The thread where Pearl got horny and started posting about how he bought Rutt.https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/482848135/#q483176281He later complained in guild that he got banned from 4chan, and people in the guild realized it was him posting the dog dildo pics.Then another anon google imaged the pic and found the website for it.
Nuke the whooole genera(l)tion.
https://strawpoll.com/BDyNzxbKqyR
For the solo hardcore or ironman runs in ascension, do people play tanks or dps?
>>577253145Either a tank or something that heals while damaging like Heretic Cultist or Grovekeeper Primalist probably.
>>577253263That's what I assumed, but I wanted to be sure. Thanks
>>577253145Anything works for regular ironmanIf you're playing in nightmare, you'll want a class/spec that bursts mobs down before they can do anything, and either a tanky pet or good cooldowns to handle elite quests
I was sitting in my room when my mom and my dad came in and they pulled up a chair and they sat down.They go:Mike, we need to talk to you.And I go:Okay what's the matter?They go:Me and your mom have been noticing lately that you've been having a lot of problems,And you've been going off for no reason and we're afraid you're going to hurt somebody,And we're afraid you're going to hurt yourself.So we decided that it would be in you're best interest if we put you somewhereWhere you could get the help that you need.And I go:Wait, what are you talking about, WE decided!?MY best interests?! How do you know what MY best interest is?How can you say what MY best interest is? What are you trying to say, I'M crazy?When I went to YOUR schools, I went to YOUR churches,I went to YOUR institutional learning facilities?! So how can you say I'M crazy?
Ascension court status? Cause last update in listener is 13july.Jewzzard cant beat the Dutch?
>>577253684I'm currently playing ironman, nightmare seems way harder even if you have extra lives. I'll stick to playing tanks because I like comfiness that I get from being tanky. I just need to play carefully and hopefully I won't die this time!
wasted my whole morning crying and thinking about ways to kill myself
>>577254226you can start by playing wowSlow and painfull death
>>577254226Pallenine....
>>577254054The more quiet it is, the worse it is for people like Dutch. This just means Blizzard isn't fucking around anymore and they're silently getting everything they need for one final push.Think of this like a raid encounter and Blizzard is waiting for their DPS cooldowns. Once they're up? Dutch is finished.
I wonder what new stories Emberveil will bring
>>577254513Wait, the perverts here are used to rolling horde? I thought alliance is the erp faction. What faction do I need to roll on ember to avoid the perverts?
>>577252779This is what happens when mischief is banned.
>>577254745>hordewere there even any others besides that one?
>>577252787He actually asked in guild how to ban evade so he could go back to pearlposting.
>>577252787Here's where anons found the dildohttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/483452701/#q483913459>pearl’s dogdildo is named ruttFirst Ruttpost.Alsohttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/483452701/#q483913816>It’s a rottweiler aka the nigger of dogslmao
>>577250689Name?
>>577256098
>What you're seeing now is my normal state, a Loon.>This is a Goon. And this... This is what is known as a Goon that has ascended past a Goon. Or you could just call this a Troon.>And this... is to go... EVEN. FURTHER. BEYOND! (followed by intense screaming)>I'm sorry that took so much longer than the others... but I haven't had much occasion to practice this one. This is what I call a Goony Loony Troon.
>>577254226recentre yourself, why should you be dead when people like me will continue to have a long and good life?
>>577250350wtf dutch men look like THAT?
>>577257519javel is a real woman you fucking chud
>>577257810brother I remember when he was just a silent kid on that MoH discord, he wasn't even gay
>>577258062>troondate of heaven
Javel on CoA
>>577257519wasn't xer norwegian? where tf you got dutch from?
>Every single healer boils down to spamming their one AoE button in raids with no thought>Moon Priest and Witch Doctor are the most interesting ones but they suck the mostThe greatness of CoA might be falling off for me bros
>>577258117Meanwhile Van darkhelm's discord name is "FILL MY BUM WITH TRANNY CUM"
>nooo don't call us loony troony goony nonces!!!Pedo trannies mad.
Nigger I was the first L60 on dindus lmao
LITERALLY WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE!?!?!
>>577258661Wait till you get to tank balance.
>>577259019If you don't know at least one of these VIPs, go back to...uhh...xtremetop100 forums? where the fuck are you even from??
i need classic+. go look at the classic thread. no guilds, no name drops, no erp troon schizos. just people talking about the game
>>577259314The schizo will just migrate to get more attention
>>577259314we're currently a refugee thread for wowg and wowcg trannies to samefag and stir tranny drama
>>577259107use to pretend to be a admin for servers on that site and email people asking them to be a GM and to send me what their log in info should be and sometimes they would send their real wow account name/pw then I would log on their account and take all their characters gear off and swim them out to the middle of the sea and die of fatigue. kek.
valey of trials > cuckshire abbydurotar > elwynn faggestbarrens > westfagno-shoes > shoes (they're gay)simple as
>2 people online in world peacelol
>>577260253Post proof
>>577259314are you talking about retail? I might be retarded, but even I am not so stupid as to give actijews more money lmao
>>577260253>Why are people not on the game in the middle of a weekday?I unno nonny, why are you on the game in the middle of a weekday?
>>577260797bodied that freak
>>577260797made my money from crypto. why are you using groomer lingo anon?
