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>>577172463Post more bakusexo
>>577172463CHOWA!?
have 1000 paid carats>can roll for pearl everydayIf i get Seeking the It would be pearlfect
Laurel waiting room
>>577172463Bakushin... is sexy???
nice, wanted this training as a reference point>0% speed growth>15% friendship TE>+1 speed and power gain
>>577172640Prez...
special week
fuku 2nd alt when?
Tachyon LOVE
I’m going to make a art of an uma as Elliot Rodger for the meme, but i’m not sure wich uma I should pickWich uma do you think is an incel? Agnes digital? Rice shower?
>>577172706shit
>>577172765I zoomed in and started looking for tiny ships or people I kind of assumed from the angle
>>577172920Dober
>>577172769
>>577172924DO IT
I can't stop jerking off to mare based umasparticularly scarlet and grooveI should stop this
>>577173043I recreatedalready done so many risky trainings this run, no need to risk it for almost no gain
>>577172989
>>577172920Special Chud
>>5771729204chan shakur
Why do umas have such forgettable/pathetic asses/thighs? (No fanart)They're world-class runners, that should be the most impressive part of their bodies
>>577173195>almost no gain>120 stats+hint Youre a pussy ass bitch and I hope youre not in my club
Thinking about how during the civil war umas from the South would have been sent to catch runaway slaves
>>577173235Special week has to be the most normie foid EVER, not the being a whore and watching love island kind, but the making corny TikToks and posting about the bible or whatever
>>577173391decisions like this is what decides if you're a good player or not
>>577173312They are japanese
>>577173470I... love Spe-chan?
>>577173640you should.
can you make good auto tt umas without 3-4 ssr pal cards?
what happens if the concert is only a mild success? umaxecution? umuthanasia? umadeathpenalty?
>>577173206why do japs overreact so much with handholding
>>577173502And? Japanese women are huge majority flatties and that doesnt stop umas from bouncing and jiggling all over the place
Is Late Rickey really a thing
>>577173640ass
>>577173312>Why do umas have such forgettable/pathetic assesWe're not ready for the proper ones
>>577173896dumbass man
umasex
>>577173907One of the few losses my 89% w/r xog has had was to a late brickeyIt was built pretty much perfectly though
I had a dream that my Danchou scolded me for not having enough fans
>>577173312The real answer is they can be lazy with body models since they're already focusing assets on many other things
seatard hour ahoy boyo!
>>577172640She's skippable
Can I leave my club now and still jump ship elsewhere or am I too late for this month?Can't stand these fags anymore
>>577174441yea you still have 3 days to leave bricked
>>577174441you have less than a week to do it
>>577174441Fags how?
>>577174415You missed SEA hours anonThey start at around 9pm PST 12EST for you burgers
>>577174251>>577173903>Super Cuck
>>577174441mambro dont go...
>flash forward>OYLTOTAL FRONTWIDDLES DEATH
>>577174428Skipping the pearl am i right?
>>577174656>speed eaters you
>>577174626Who even is that
>>577174698heh
>>577174441Mambwo our danchou was joking when he was talking about those things...
>Teiofag is still frontbroken
rate day 3 of cm17
>>577174415its 2am here
>>577174698
>>577174650>>577174767lowkey why is he letting the club tank though
How could you still be traumatized by frontsThey've been shit for the past 3 CMs and they remain shit for essentially the rest of the scenario
>>577174934the spirit of keb possessed him
>>577174746Her mom
>>577175001keb at least told funny jokes at reset
ummmm bwzos where is le frontniggers in le sprints??? ur 100 porcento parentslaving equal 100 porcento win rate? no?? ok heres ur shitty maru card gwo? huh? why are you not using it now? hmmm curious??? oh what happened to le whales strat??? oh nonono frontchoos your wins(victorias)? frontards your responses? your hit ratios frontloops? ohohohohoho ohhh nononono frontflops the CM is le gambling frontniggers your stable style frontcunts??? ehh??? eh eh eh eh?? mmmm frontblobs hmmm???? frontputts??? where's the commotion frontnuts??? gro, your groundwork fronthurls??? your build a frontjillion lengths straight from the gates frontshunts hmm??? huh??? frontpiss?? blo(my brother in christ) your highest sweep rate gameplan??? frontwiddles???? uhuh, uhuhuh fronthype frontpyoi cygame cashcow frontshizzles hmm hmm??? currency equine even wait wait wait bzo your pp+dd frontloos??? wro bwo your numero uno to awesome front anglings???? gwo your schemings??? frontpiddles your mandated 90% gajillion coolio success rate awesome style after a shilljillion parentrun years 5 greens groundwork bwo bro vro????? frontfizz your don't stop no don't stop till finish woahh woahh woahhh woaaaaah wooaaaaaaah strategem???? whale philosophy running style frontpukes????
>mfw I have hesitant pace chaser in literally all my legacies
>>577174934>>577175001Lowkey officers already tried to change the club rules without everyone agreeing on it, so he didnt "let it tank" if anything they almost let the mask slip revealing keb was right about them
>>57717489010 days until I get this goober (atuendo original)Excitement...
>>577175109Lex Luthor looping Kryptonite
uhhhh duuhhhh guuuuhhhhh wuhhhh???? buuuuhhhhhhhh…
>>577175162you sound like a flatliner tbqhf
>>577175109
>>577175089>ummmm bwzos where is le frontniggers in le sprints???right here gwo
>>577175164>wasting time on a shit character
>>5771748696/10. Saw more soulful teams than expected (5/20). Had only 4 lobbies with xog + double debuffer on both opponents.
>>577172665nice skill
>>577175346FUCK you buddy
>>577172665so fucking gay
>>577175289Brickey would say this
>>577175309And you sound like one of the faggot fukufags who've been obsessively trying to turn the club into quotafaggotry for over a yearHow about you close chronogenesis for a day and just join an actual quota club
>jannetty week
Using my last ticket with my clanker ace that has 6 million recoveries, hope I make it
>>577175558okay I will
>>577175609
>>577174607Those are classy SEA hours>>577174883We're now in the schizo SEAtard time
You just know someone out there will win with a clanker uma while you'll lose with your highroll trainee
I WASNT EVEN IN MAMBO HOLY SHIT CAN YOU STOP ATTENTIONWHORINGWell, mabye my club isnt so bad after all actually...
>>577175685>You just know someone out there will win with a clanker umaYeahMe
>>577175000We will be back but everything else is getting better and more consistent acceleration skills so things are tuff
>>577175507AREN'T YOU ROLLING FOR MR.CB?????No right to judge!She would fit in at a pride parade & I am not joking
>take said deep impact was the strongest horse he has riddenSo... Deep Impact when?
>>577175162yea how dare they try to kick the people that are currently making the club derank
>>577175772Never
>>577172463BakuSex
>>577175558>obsessively trying to turn the club into quotafaggotry for over a yearThis never happened btw
>>577174534>>577174650>>577175001>>577175162
Who do I get next after Seiun? I want Digitan asap for dirt slaving but Fuji Kiseki has a pretty good parent inherit skill too right?
>>577175558>mambros when they're asked to play the game
is it a bad idea to roll for both of them?
>>577175757>base boboumazing, good luck
>>577175770projecting AND queer
none of you dramasissies are even in mambo
>>577175000Remember that time where people believed front was the whale strat?
>>577175937
>>577175885Cap as in Peak
>>577175965Not in any way a projection hereCB's character is all about "breaking the norms of society"SOME SERIOUS SUBTEXT THERECan be interpreted in many a way...
>>577175987Yeah I left 2 resets ago
>>577175947thanks
>Yutaka Take declares! Lobuchen's Triple Crown "I'll stop it" "Leave the long Kyoto race to me" Koichi Takeshima makes surprise appearance at talk show>«Was there any jockey in history that won both Triple Crowns...? It would be an amazing achievement, but i'm gonna stop him this year. Leave the long race in Kyoto to me»Yutaka Take talking about Lovcen and Matsuyama taking Triple CrownMatsumaya is also the Jockey the achieved the triple tiara with Daring Tact in 2020
yeppers
>>577175885You should have started with Digi
What do they smell like?
>>577175916>join a casual club that says front and center, FIRST THING, that the only expectation is playing once every 3 days, as maximum casual as it gets >piss, shit, and cry all over the thread FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR about it, praying so much for quotas giving birth to the ob oxious tickezo meme, checking chronogenesis every day, INSTEAD OF JOINING A QUOTA CLUB
>>577175937Roll for your favorites dude
scuffed boboshe'll do for nowhigh potentialvery nice
>>577173527Why can't trainees just be fucking normal and not do shit like this
god I wish you could reroll the lessons
>>577176407The Hishi Amasexo propaganda has convinced me to pull for her
>>577176436okay yay
Stop being mean.
>>577176464>lost two races Lmao
Please Pearl-sama don't drain me dry
Mambo is dead this time for sure
>>577175558The club used to run on goodwill, then "people" like you (brown) joined just to leech under the pretense of it being "comfy"you don't even have to play the game to contribute, just kys. I hope you enjoy B next month because my ass isnt going to carry you anymore
>>577175994>>577175937
>>577176407HISHIAMA SEXOOO
>>577172665raw, sweaty, bareback handholding with laurel
>>577176241Szechuan peppers and aromatics
>>577176428Don't be surprised when the top earners leave your club because you can't be bothered to do an auto career
>7 mile>6 head on>6 random bluesGOOD ENOUGHTIME FOR CM18 ACE TRAINING
>my trainee caught the bouquet
>>577176569I will reverse rape you, don't test me
>>577176712I’m sure she’ll find a great guy.
>>577176592You've seen those lips. You're getting drained.
>>577176712That’s great, I’m happy for her. I hope she finds her hisband soon.
>>577172775the amount of tries it takes to get a 7 reply on (you)r post
>>577176005Already got the Xog for dirt ggparent but I guess I could get the OG for triumpulse parent>>5771762072nd batch legend race started with Seiun at 20 stars left so I picked her first
Hmmm. What does this means?
Surely you won't be metafagging in cm18?
>>577176712CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE I literally freakedai-chan love
>>577176712an uma like her should have no problem finding someone to reciprocate her feelings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lZeoyDyLN0
>>577176917idk
>>577176428I don't like the recurring drama but I like the tickezo memesThey're the only recognizable OC that's come out of this place. Without it, this place is just mostly reddit/twitter/pixiv reposts. Without mambo, this place is just simply not /uma/
>>577177000SEXSEXSeaking the pearlSEXSEXSEX
>>577177000marrykillkillfriendsekkusufriend
>>577176178
>>577176976STRONGLY agree
>>577176680Mambros are bigger cucks than Bricked, they won't leave. If their Danchou quitting, their top earner dumping them for a good club and barely holding on to A+ last month didn't make them move clubs nothing will.
>>577177123based>>577177136MEGA BASED
>>577176874the takeover is coming soon
>>577176428The tickezo meme was born because some people couldn't even do a single career in 3 days, retard
>>577177175SUPER VILLAIN
>>577177192yay~
>>577177117We must merge Mambo and Autis/uma/
Every single person in this argument is not in mambo btw
W Haru
why does uma dislike seeking the pearl
>>577177519I am not
Every single person in this arguement is also in my umanko btw
>>577177519I will be soon, does that count?
>>577177519I won't be anymore next month
>>577177519I'm pretty sure the guy having a melty about having a quota is in mambo
>>577177583whore lips and has a head bigger than hayahide
>>577177175
>>577177583I just dont think she's very attractive. Seems like a fun character though
>>577177721Nah its just the easiest (You)s imaginable lmaoLike come on you've all done it too right? Its thread culture!
What deck would be optimal for getting automated (Independant Training) SS in Unity with Vodka?Preferably with 1100+ Power
training suzu-chan, this is gonna be tough for my *****
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>577177842trve...
>>577177954it's her gay best friend who's been aggressively flirting with you everytime you met
>>577177849add haru
>>577177904fffffffuuuuuuuck, japan give us more flatties
>>577176428>piss, shit, and cry all over the thread FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR about it, praying so much for quotas You know despite the post being larp this is actually trueThis ALL started from some anon 50 posts above who wasn't even in mambo saying "my club sucks" we really do have people from that club sitting ITT just LOOKING for an excuse to freak out about it
>>577177583too young who didn't get the japanese hag anime villain fetish of the ol' good times
>>577177583>they don't know she's cracked from release to current day in JP>they don't know her unique is triumphant pulse 2>they don't know she was the first japanese-trained horse to win a foreign G1>they haven't heard her solo song>they don't know you sleep with Maru and Taiki at different points in her storypick any of the above
>>577177519Bwo the Mambo top earner moved to /Uma/Club a few months ago, I think there's definitely real people in Mambo complaining about leeches
>6% fail>ppsaved
>>577178149>>they don't know her unique is triumphant pulse 2that's what you said about NYOpera
>>577176504their autism gives them powers
Plot twist: nobody from Mambo has ever posted here.
i like my brick club :3
>>577178082there are already 40 characters in jp who are 79cm and belowand you **still** want more?
>>577178117idk how new you are but mambo has been the butt of any joke for over a year
>>577178271nyopera is legitmately good though, but we don't get a lot of long distance tracks. and until we do cacao is generally the better second inherit for fronts
>>577177904There's nothing there
>>577178285But Mambocc- ah no wait, you're right
>>577178320Seatard...
>>577178359okay but you can't have multiple "triumpulse 2"safter 2 comes 3
>>577178069Haru and..? Sunday PWR SSR I assume What else?
>>577178427V...
I like being in CUMA :D
>>577177175One of the best JRA posters. They went for the full villain look and made it amazing.
You can post her as much as you want, Ai will never be interesting to me
>>577178485This is sexual harassment.
hoeh?
>>577178320This but I hate my danchou and officer core
>>577178568dumbest man ITT
>>577178603Crucial game knowledge for Larc, take note
Real talk thoughWhy DON'T they just join a quota club?
>>577177904Where are the boobs
>>577178510Can someone find post finding V is SEA
>>577178603god flashu is so cute... shame her tricks would never work on me
hey
>>577178568
I love my mambros
>>577178825You're lying and you know it
>>577178754Commitment is scary
>>577178285Some mambros are filthy /vma/ posters
>>577176917Not gonna lie anon. If the game didn't limit us to using one Uma per alt, I would field double Oguri
>>577178754It used to be comfy A+ and now it's just a bunch of dead weight
>>577178863she looks like she has sex with old men
>>577178883I speak and understand her dirty little language, meaning tricks like this wouldn't work.
But I have dream...
my trainee wont rape me no matter what i do im so fucking ugly its over
>>577178924I mean im in dacchis but sometimes you just want a gameplay question answered without a bunch of bullshit in between(Also their rooms are fun)
>>577179091shakur torena...
>>577179096hello v/ma/ agent
>>577178568good. I'm the only male who likes my umas.
>>577178863idk I kinda still just dont care
>>577178924How's /vma/ this CM? Shitting their pants again I assume (like we do too)
somebody should make mambo 2 and only invite the top 15 earners
>>577178924Post here for porn and shisposting, post there for game mechanics, pretty shrimpleIve still never seen any place in 4chan get so angry over huge tits than them
>>577179081why are there 2 numbers in buffer
>>577179198I know you want more Royce and Royce posted, but there just is not much out there to post
>>577179305>anon cannot read
>>577178851Sex
>>577178535I NEED second season RIGHT NOW.
>>577179030I want you to know that if I were able to I would jump through my screen & strangle you to death like the animal you are
copy pasted umas...
>>577179510Dibs on second
>>577179510
Bakukeks!
>>577179587I still don't know how the glasses stay on
>>577179510That's hot
>>577177804I wish I was Super Creek (the horse)
>>577179587Jobbers sure are cute
>>577179587One is a stallion and one is a mareKnowing the difference could save your life, torena-kun
>>577179296/vm/algbt?
LET'S GO RICKEY
>>577179510strangles you first but the way you look so helpless under me weakly batting at my hands and making breathy whimpers is kinda doing it for me so as soon as I release you before you can catch your breath you end up with my lips locked on yours and I have a change of heart so I just caress your face gently before I get up and leave
>>577179682Sounds of Eros
>>577176428>the only expectation is playing once every 3 days, as maximum casual as it getswhen I joined Mambo last August, I was under the impression that all you had to do was login to the game once every 3 days, because that's what the rules said. I traded shoes and logged in, but didn't do a career for a solid 10 days or so in the fall, so I can see why people would get upset, in retrospect. keb never really wanted to be A+ ranked, anyway. When he recruited me he said he wanted to run a comfy B+ club. A lot of the members felt differently, and now want quotas. Or so it seems. Mambo is full right now anyway, so it's probably just shitstirring faggots, again.
>>577178535>>577179472>beautiful, lovely creek kino season two when PLEASE
>>577179682sesso
how come we have a ton of A+ clubs and 1 S+ club but no S clubs?
I love men.
>>577180176i'm umama btw
>>577177175that was the poster when Super Creek won the Kikuka Sho? Holy mother of based
Will Umama use Kitasan this CM when her unique doesn't work in Hanshin 1600m?
The guy literally admitted 30 posts ago he wasnt in mambo WHY ARE PEOPLE STILL REPLYING TO HIM AHHHHIT REALLY IS FREE (You)s
>>577179971
>>577180176except me
B+ is also good enough
>>577180298stop saying that
>>577179587one rapes you and the other wants to get raped
I'm in Mambo
Machitan
Unrelated to whatever is going on here but Narita Brian is genuinely the only trainee that looks like she would punch her trainer with the intent to hurt. Like, give him a good black eye like a battered wife, you know?
My best suzuka yet, do we thinking shes alright for next CM?
>>577180514no
>>577180118top earners don't want to make a new club
>>577175329>two (2) cm platsumazing!
>>577178285I was in Mambo, and I posted here when I wastherefore your statement is incorrect
>>577179682Shion is.
>>577180545Why though
>>577180510WTF I love Brian now?
>>577180514needs mile s
>>577180514no clue
>>577180514post her complete skillset, baka
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>577180665I assume you just didn't get TTL so that firstcapped powercapped witmile snot to mention dd+pp
ulala
She can’t keep getting away with this!
>>577180514a bit low on wit and needs mile S (assuming you have the groundwork combo stuff further down)
>>577180697my POV
>>577180514She is going to have her lungs collapse brother
>>577180762I fuck this
femdom umas..
I wonder if mile palmer can survive spot struggle with suzucuck
>>577180751>1600/1200/1200 spd/pwr/wit>600 stamyou can't do that on a f2p deck
do you ever feel like you were born with a part of you missing? like the reason everyone gets so frustrated with you is because they have something you don't and you can't meet their expectations as a person because you're fundamentally broken?
>>577180867nta but why? Statlines look good enough for f2p.
>>577181083That's called having autism
I don't get why people are saying this CM is bad? Like I literally spent four careers building my team the day round 1 opened and I'm sitting at over 60% wr still
>>577181083I'm sure you're fine nonny
>>577181083yeah im an ugly low iq small dicked retarded cretin nigga why do u think i talk about getting raped by umas
>>577181083Umama... don't beat yourself up, it's not your fault that you were born a man
>>577180772>>577180751I dont have DD+pp....>>577180735That's basically all of it, bellow one gold
Where are the clubs recruiting?
>>577181083See>>577181191
>>577181083yeah
how many hours till pearl banner?
>>577180765she gets a paycheck for every Trainer who gets raped
>>577181285>See [post that already replied to you]why are oldtypes like this
>>577181121I made a similar one & she has never won anything so I can only assume such
>>577181083I'm missing all the parts to become an apache helicopter...
what mile skills are worth looping? anything in particular?
>>577181265
>>577181083I was born missing 12 billion dollars
>>57718126511 days have passed. It's over
I've never seen the number above the main training go HIGHER than a rainbow color, kewl
>>577181265Mambo are looking for a new Danchou next month
is nonny a sex thing?
>>577181607UpdraftersLeap ForwardFull ThrottleRisky BusinessRestraintNimble NavUmastanRacing Spirit: Stamina
no reason
>>577181505do you have any accels? Fronts need Angling. Unrestrained doesn't work next CM but I might be wrong on that
>>577181868>Unrestrained doesn't work next CM but I might be wrong on thatIt doeswell it's a gamble like usual, but the odds aren't the worst
>>577180514You need PP+DD, igwit, TTL and 1000+ wit bro. Next CM has hill which means wit is back on the menu.Even if you are into fronts, oonige is just painfully below mediocre as an ace. In most cases we use it as a slingshot, but then again you can also slingshot pacers, and you REALLY don't want to do that next CM considering there will be a shitton of Taikis and Nishinos.
>>577181970MY DICKINSIDE THAT
>>577182003>You need PP+DD, igwit, TTLI dont have it on my borrow...Damn i plan to do SUzuka and two pace chasers yeswell we will see how it goes
>>577182125she's trying to bite you
>powerletwell she gets there with another good speed training or two
>5 auto borrows >10 rerolls>10 dogshit unusable parentsCant wait to repeat this tomorrow, gonna go jerk off my BWC now
Parent I tried to borrow yesterday but couldn't cause it was full was available today
>>577182382
>>577182174and I'm trying to fuck her
>>577182468>nonny thinking anyone would have sex with him
Stego cute.
>>577182443can someone find how creek enters your room in this event?
breeding the stillposter
>>577182443Can anyone make a reaction image of that "keep your voice down" please?
>nonny>grassbot post goes [-]
>>577182443if I scream for help, I lose because for some reason it's my fault that my trainee broke into my house. If I don't scream, I lose because I end up getting raped
>>577181868She does also have Angling yes
>>577182663
Good night friends!!!
>>577182313you dont have a bwc
>>577168564>recommends laurel even though she's "only" S>doesn't recommend brian even though she's "only S" becauseAt least gaslight properly next time
>*** mentioned
>>577182879
>>577182382If she were my trainee she'd never win a single race due to pregnancy and pelvic pain
>>577182858I have posted it several times before though
STOP TALKING ABOUT IT
Glad you could make it Ardan.
>>577182654Super Creek have a normal date in this event.
Me: uma girlfeets are stinky!Dober: EHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!!!!??!! They are NOT!
>>577183159No one with a big cock is so insecure to claim he has oneThat's literal lowtest and small cock behavior
>>577183290Girls who are super feminine having super smelly feet is my fetish...
>>577183349SEEEEX
>>577182443>keep your voice down>whilst fucking Creekno can do, Tachyjust look at this uma, for crying out loud
please don't.
>>577182147I still use my mant S maru lol.If you are that dedicated to do a front runner your best bet next cm is V. Bobo.
Oh my god it's happening
>best run of my life>good stat, decent skills>no med sI'M GOING CRAZY
>>577183595You forgot to sacrifice a Maruzensky to the transfer altar before your run
>>577183836Perfect wife
>>577183426The cutest, prettiest, most prissy girls in fact do have the stinkiest cheesiest vinegariest girlfeets!
>>577183836I need this hag like you wouldnt believe
I need him like you wouldn't believe
>>577182147>>577180514If you're running suzuka+two pace then give her as much early race as possible (TTL+gw + combo + mad dash), and have GW on the paces.
>>577184046...Believe?
>>577183291Nta but is 7 inches big or small
My heart says that I should go for Maruzensky.My dick says that I should go Fuji Kiseki.My brain is completely confused about it.Help me bros.
>>577184456Fuji Kiseki
>>577184369just get on.
me and my 2.5 incher vs the world
>>577184456Your heart should also be wanting Kiseki
>>577184578Fine wouldn't do this.
>>577184456You should get Maru
So if Legacies are analogous to real life horse breeding, what are Support cards supposed to represent?
>>577184456Always follow your heart
>>577184580If there only was a way for me to do that right now.That's all I ask, Just a way.
>>577184754are you slow
>>577182443how do I get this ?
>>577184754money.
>>577183291Wrong
>>577184456maru's importance as an inherit is wayyy overblown. just think back as to how many times in the past 18 CMs has she been viable and then consider how many of those times were early into the game's life.
>>577184078BROs how' this??I keep this one for now, looks alright for CM
>>577184795Wait, say that again
>>577184608>trainee gets angry and breaks into your home, ripping your clothes off>sees your peepee>immediately apologizes, gets up and leaves>never flirts or merely even acts warmly with you ever again
>>577185197Better for sure. The power and wiot are still quite low but if thats a deck issue then there's no fixing that. The bigger issue is the lack of greens/concentration to proc groundwork. It's better to have it go off asap rather than sometime in the early race when pp/dd decide to trigger
>>577185197>No runawayThe reason I'm telling you to run that is because they can be ran solo and they help your gw paces not get PDM as much or as often
Fuji Kiseki
Post something kino
does anyone have a mlb seiun sky I can give you free points
>>577185467I dont think 680 stam is enough for runaway bwoalso i didnt have enough skillpoints
I love Kentucky umas so much
>>577185439wait i forget to take concentration...damn i retarded
Anybody found a deck that can do SS and 1100 Stamina? I can do 1100 but only get SS like half the time with this.
Why are there so many Fuji Kiseki parents for fronts?
>>577185695Grass Wonder is Japanese.
GIRLWOMANFUCKING HAGI'M DATING YOUWHY THE FUCK AREN'T YOU GIVING POINTS ANYMORE WHEN I CLICK ON YOU?
Is the situation around stamina parents THAT bad to the point of a shitty player like me getting followers for a 8* Stam parent?
>>577185629>I dont think 680 stam is enough for runaway bwoGive me the partner ID and I'll run her through practice rooms
Doing unity runs for debuffers really recontextualizes how little stam you get from GL
That's a long one
>>577186036I'm newcutie, this looks like it. But i dont have runaway how you gonna check it?709686854
>>577185598just in case you're new:https://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchclick the question mark under "support"
What did they mean by this?
>>577186365thanks but I just wanted to give an anon points instead of this dead G+ daiwa account
>>577182774gn
>>577186350>cygames already have an EoS date in-mind
>>577186036If you don't spot struggle it's enough
>>577185847Borrow Riko instead of Tama
>>577186381Yeppers?
>>577182774Good night bwo
a couple rooms perhapsss205617862056178620561786need to invest in dd pp parent stuff so nothing to really do except let auto do its thing
>>577186610I can't get 1100 stamina without Tama.
>>577184571Umas doing this in front of you (and also with their shorts to expose their bushes and butts) in hopes that you'll see their naughty areas!
>>577186381Y-Yeppers?
>>577186773Riko gives Stamina.
>>577186381BROS DONT OPEN
>>5771867606/9
raping the stillposter
>>577187047100 less than Tama according to the doc.
>>577186350I don't trust uma.moe for end dates
>>577187176Pals give stats through Events. Not through training.
Haven't played in six months and I feel so lost. So many new supports and umas. Who are the best parents now?
>>577186381why is her banner so fucking short
>>577187132
>>577186381NICE TRY
>>577187274Make your own with auto mode
>>577187274The good parents havent changedYou still want seiun sky, dober, brian, oguri, ryan etc etc
>>577187274pls concider the graph bwo
>>577187274>haven't played in 6 monthsIt's overPack it up kiddo
>>577187434Stop posting this terrible gaslight
Evil and Intimidating Horse.
>lobby not fillingit's over.
>>577186760No one joining... owari da
>>577187602Why do you hate them?
>>577187561>gaslight >ss tier correct bwo?
>>577187639>same braincell
>>577187639Everyone is making parents still Fukudu
im putting together a teamfor one last jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/6W17yy>https://jiggie.fun/6W17yyhttps://jiggie.fun/6W17yy>https://jiggie.fun/6W17yyhttps://jiggie.fun/6W17yy
>>577187639do I look like I have CM18 aces?
>>577186551If a front spot struggles they consume extra stamina, unless they're rushed in which case they dieIf a runaway does they just die>>577186361Shit you're rightregardless, ran her against NPCs for 5 races.Lack of concentration fucks over any front
>>577187890well i dont and i joinedI have only one and it's bad, i just want to see how i suck
>>577187745but I don't? Evil Horses are great.
>>577187890we don't either it's finewait.......THAT WAS NOT ON PURPOSE>>577187981exactly we're just HAVING FUNin this lineup I'm most likely only bringing bobo but we'll seeOMG SOMEONE JOINED THANK U
>>577185847It's almost not worth it to me because you sacrifice basically all your hint opportunities.
Post something cute
>>577187913>Lack of concentration fucks over any frontI forget to buy it, well i probably try more
>cm18 aces before WubyHmm nyo
>>577188101
Damn, my Suzuka sucks
>>577187639>>577186760Rehost after I have this SEXO card
>>577188391Qrd on this card?
>/uma/ is really blowing 30k-60k carats on a power card that supplies a secondary accel for only sprints/miles
>>577186760thankssss>gaped by unity pasaI guess we'll wait some more...def not bringing runaway in the final comp
>>577188506Me on the weekend
>>577188391I'm falling for palmer propaganda
>>577188095I don't know how but I'm getting almost all the shit I want anyways.
>>577188506me every single day as of late, because my sleep is fucking dog shit and I keep waking up every hour or so
>>577188553My borrow slot is open for GL so I can just voucher it in GM
>>577188590It's my CM14 Pasa, so MANT actuallyShe still got it though
>CM17 not even done>/uma/ already has CM18 aces ready
>>577188802oh right the speed was cap-capped
>>577188590I will bring Yeppers soon after i do normal Suzuka>uf mile S bourbon lost to SS pasa Are fronts sucks? I dont get it how it's possible
>>577188553You can gaslight people to roll on everything now that we're entering the style specialist era.
>>577188893
>>577188907fronts are fine, suzuka just stole the angling so bobo only had a delayed nimble as accel
i told my danchou that i went 5/5 for the first time in one of my CM attempts and they posted the Super Creek "who's a good trainer" sticker
>>577188721Sleep is importantYour health is king
>>577188868I got to A finals, so basically already doneYou have like two weeks do something
>>577188868>Ready>Lost to Mant Ace
>>577188868You only needed one ace for 17 :)
>>577189069mansplaining to dober...
>>577189041>Bring runaway suzuka>destroy all fronts >win with paces or latesIs this the strat?
>>577189204
>>577189204why did sundayman do that?
>>577189363>Is this the strat?probably yeahin which case us fronties have to counter with our OWN runaway...againor just bring a pace, that's probably better.
>trannylators... le bad! u-unless its yeppers heckers zoinks gee creepers etc
>>577189410evil spirit
>>577186760But I thought you said looping was useless...
>>577189504I had a glass of apple juice for dinner
>>577189504Localization bad unless it gives me a boner
>>577189707I'm not looping
OH GOD I'M GONNA LOOP
>>577189707>what are borrows
>>577189069Did you cum?
Your parents didn't loop you and it shows
YOSSHAAA
>y-y-your hot dog in my ham sandwich...? hot diggety dog no buckeroos way i can't not handl' all dat mister jose!imagine the hick sex
>>577189097don't have to tell me twice, well aware of that. it all only started this year too for some reason, before that I used to very easily sleep 6-8h without (knowingly) wake up once, at worst maybe once to take a quick piss.
Borrow my dick
>>577188505+ Good art+ 1 SP bonus that applies everywhere and decent spe prio at 1LB (65)+ Front hints+ Source of TTL that isn't Bourbon or Turbo+ Used in JP to this very day----- outfits are permanently stuck inside support card art jailalso it's a reason for us frontGODS to spend carats and brick our accounts
>>577189857retard
>>577190219retard
>>577190093
>>577190093Based inari chad
>>577190269retard
>>577190093>double debuffYou will never be first-rate.
>>577190312*whacks you to death*
He didn't login today....
>>577190493
>>577190493*not effective*
1:30hrs until Round2Day2
Next bread will be borscht
shortstack is looking for ONE umanon to fill out our ranks for the month! The larger the cup size the better, and so it stands the more full the club the better. Solidly B+ club.Post here or apply with /uma/ in profile.
>>577190682>so jealous he's not included he has to post this every other threadLmao what a cuck
>>577190735can't wait to win with my ethical team
i asked my trainee on a date and she tried to hide her visible discomfort before politely saying she's only interested in her athletic career right nowhow do i sabotage her and make her life a living hell whilst guaranteeing she fails as a racer
Bros, can you hit me up with Yeppers deck for this cm?I cant use nishino because yeppers has decent and i cant use Taiki speed because Yeppers is a pace?Which card should i borrow then
>>577189504I saw someone post a screenshot of this a few days ago, what's so special about this quote?
>>577190859You're her trainer, she's already ruined
>>577190682What the fuck is a burger pocket?
ugh this is such a good song but it feels wrong to do a concert of outside of a cm win
>>577190960im actually a really good trainer and a really nice guy if you get to know me you fucking whore
>>577190682V found love before me....
>>577189504She literally does talk like a folksy retard though. It's Tohoku-ben. When talking different is integral to her character, you as the translator have to emphasize it.
>>577189504It works in this case. You CAN do localizations that match a tone. It's just they usually don't.
>>577191068You just weren't fat or schizo enough
need to go on a date like this
>>577191075Daily trials, perhaps under various, more strenuous conditions, to thoroughly test the effects
>>577191257>you'll never take advantage of a flustered mcqueen to take a wipe and without her knowledge kiss her pussyWhy live
You're all virgins shut the fuck up.
>>577191257Fatshaming mcqueen and constantly feeding her neuroticism so she never has the self-esteem necessary to realize I don't deserve to have her in my life...!
>>577191068men can't love each other, it's just lust
>be danchou>chatting in the club about how I got a lot of unexpected wins in round 2 day 1>someone replies with the super creek who's a good trainer stickerI've never felt more emasculated in my life
>>577191425Not for long *rapes you*
>>577191473Move them up the kick list
>>577191471jealous
>>577191425Im afraid to talk to girls its not my fault :/
>>577191257Being a rich uma, she'd pay for everything, right? Surely she wouldn't let her poor Trainer pay for everything with his miserable salary, right?
>sweepy was 8 months agobros...
>>577191771>splitting the billNow you've displayed your impotence, weakness and lack of usefulness to her, and she got the ick. Great, now she's gonna think you're a loser AND she won't listen to your training advice.
Loopabros we won
>>577191771If you can't pay your date you're telling her you're worthlessNo matter how poor you have to or you're not man enough
how make high rank with good stats for long TTstruggling to break into UG
>>577191701A computer that looks like that is old enough to have two kids in middle school. Surely those hag umas know how to use one
>>577191937Explode
>>5771919622 speed 2 wit lh and creekyou need umas with inherent recoveries and ideally stam growth too
>>577191905>>577191945guess I'll have to eat that umanko again to pay the bill
>all these loopa talk and umas displayed>meanwhile i only have 1 parent with pace 3* Spark reroll when...
>>5771919621 Speed at most, LH/Throne, the rest should be Stam cards
>>577192256Uhhh spark reroll is here dumbo...
>>577192308>one reroll and it's all randomShit system
day 2 will be better
i've been saying copa copa IRL since Rickey.... copa copa
No amount of teasing justifies raping your Bro.
kissing the stillposter
I don't understand why they won't just release the battle passes like the reroll pass and the inspiration pass. Do they hate money? I'd swear off being F2P and buy that shit immediately
>>577190682Man i hate womenThey all go calling nonny tehee everyone just for attention and then they beg to suck the cock of the most disgusting man in the world just because he gets a little bit famous into thread drama.
>>577192475
>>577192475it's not rape if she lets it happen
>>577191937juicy
>>577192536It's a tale as old as timeAlthough in this case it's not a woman it's a troon
>>577192536>womenwho's gonna tell bro
>>577192723Proof?
i've been saying yeppers yeppers IRL since Yeppers.... yeppers yeppers
>hayashicuck mad jealous V stole umama from him
>>577192780I didn't save the hrt dicksword leak because I don't care enough. Someone else probably has it
>>577190682Is the . . . code for B W C ?
>>577192943That was edited
>>577193028I bet
>>577192943yeah bwo the leak with blurred name and photoshoped to hell is surely to be 100% trueretard
>>577193028Proof?
>>577192868she's so hot and criminally underrated
>>577193137The last time someone posted V's discord it got banned, retard
>>577193182>dirt horse>on turfForever FRAUD
>>577192868>>577193185If her top and jacket's colors were reverse she'd look like a Tenga and that's hot as fuck
can we talk about the horsemeat shenanigans?
>>577172665>Raw Ass
>>577193275why are you talking about yourself in the 3rd person?you got banned for do**ing and you should be perma banned for offtopic too
>>577193275V's dicksword?
>dad saw me play uma and called me sissy because of it
>discord drama faggots hours
>>577193583Loser or nerd would be fair, but sissy? The main appeal of the game is sexy girls, so your dad might just be gay.
YABADADOOO I LOVE CLUB DRAMA AND SO DO YOUUUUU
>>577193583What does your dad play?
>>577193824does ulala know how to use a computer?
>>577190572artist?
>>577178149seeking the cuck?
first race of group A round 2, we're all gonna make it bros
fedet
>>577194309>racing 1 hour before resetyou didnt earn your winif you dont queue right as the round starts you didnt win
>>577194309Stop lying. I won't make it to the final round.
>>577178140I cannot think of a less fitting uma for femdom than Neicha.
>>577194309>Queueing 1 hour before resetGigantic wuss
>want to chill playing parent careers while listening to youtube audio>can't justify it anymore because bot does it anyway
Oisu
The constantly waving tails are actually quite distracting.
Showing dober my small penis and telling her it's a monster (she doesnt know any better)
>>577194741No one likes Tachy's recipe...
>>577194613Ulala, TIckezo or Yeppers might rank even lower. Maybe Special Week too, but she would probably just be extremely clumsy.
>>577194397Why is cafe so highly associated with feet
>>577194309Falco's cute face as my tongue gently stretches her pink butthole
>dom x3can you guys NOT
>>577194613Falco
>>5771943092 podium sweeps and the losses were by a neck and by a head to xoguris>>577194421>>577194651cope harder, reaching group A finals is all that mattersalso didn't /uma/ tell me queue times don't matter?
the illusion of choice....
Evil
>>577195242Why does she bobble her head so much
>finally high roll stats, songs, dirt S>not a single one of my cards finishes
>stamina of the beastim spooped
Drama between Hayashi and other start here btw >>576710260 Lover's quarrel and doxxing
>>577195519I want to draw a smiley face on her forehead with my cum to cheer her up.
>falco... you are the nsm fodder...>"hoeh..."
>>577194613That pic was made because there was a clip of her VA playing with a whip on stage.But considering Nice Nature is a debuffer and her alt as "dominator" as a skill, i'm pretty sure she can without any doubt be a good dom, but she will do it only if asked.
Being put in the eternal torture chamber until I get a Power+Mile GP
>>577195436I'm starting to believe that rerolling is a scam because repeating pinks is way too common for me
>>577192978Yanko needs to win something big this year....
Guys I think I'm gay.
>trust me bro flash is for (you)>trust me bro falcon is for (you)>meanwhile they act blatantly homosexual???
Umas most fitting for femdom?
>>577194309make em seethe, digiGOD
>>577195441Falco really cannot look evil no matter what without looking like she's trying hard. Her cuteness isn't of the devilish kind.
they're just good friends
>>577194613>>577194941Who's the MOST fitting for it then?
>independent learners in round 2>they win
I could remake her with 3 speed at the cost of wit seiun, and also get my team a proper debufferHOWEVERI've already made it to A and dirt slop doesn't deserve more of my time
>577195873holy baiting
>>577196067They got me to the A Finale. And they'll get me 1st place.
there are a lot of independent learner brickeys in B
>tryhards in my club are going to force a quota in my comfy club next month>it's not Mambo
>>577196010Pure Falcon
>>577195936Creek
>10 auto runs without the most important gold skill dropping from supportsRIGGEDSHIT
>>577196039SiriusGentildonnaKingCurren
I got a giga whitesloppa parent (24 whites) and almost all the whites are shit
>Grass Wonder>Run her on Dirti feel like a war criminal
>>577196409run more pal cards or SRsthe more chains your auto deck has the less probability each individual one may finish
>>577196307They're so cute
>>577196638I have one pal, 2 SSR and 3 SRs... What the fuck
>>577195936GentildonnaRamonuSirius SymboliAir GrooveAdmire Groove
hurry up cygay and add the fuku sex feature
>>577196712>Sirius SymboliFake demon
>>577196013me and dancho
Localizing oshikatsu as simping is retarded.And that's really the only part of Digitan's localization that I dislike.
>>577196285Leechbwo...
>>577195936Urara
RIKO LOVE
>>577196636American umas should be able to run on the american dirt. If they aren't, maybe they're just useless
>>577197090big love.
>Wonder why I'm winning>oopsie, I should have sandbagged
>>577194554dober is so fucking cute FUCK
>>577197090this riko feels rapey
>>577196285umasumi...
>>577197106Japanese umas aren't good on dirt
>>577196712>Admire Groovehot..
>>577196696is the gold skill you need from a borrow? if not, borrow throne. if you have tazuna or riko (maybe even aoi), try to drop the SRs for those, too. i'm assuming one of your main goals in auto is to get the white sparks from the gold skills. so you'll probably just have to sack your rating in order to do so. i run 3 SSRs and 3 pals and can usually count on getting at least 2 of the golds.
are they ever gonna make it so that the game remembers which parents you used last for each uma
>go up against 4 debuffers>my umas have purple lines every 5sI finally understand John Cygames' vision
>>577196712Donna wants an equal that rises to the occasion. Very different.
so what did we learn
Are there even any unironic Teio fans?
>>577197393It is from the borrow unfortunately...But I guess I'll have to switch around my supports and see a better way to get the other skills
>>577197527I like Teio
>>577197527me
>>577197202I almost thought that Maruzen is mine.Speaking of which have you guys seen yourselves posted by others in cms?
cygames should implement buffers to counteract debuff spam
>>577197502so does most of that list. you can't expect much from gooners who are too scared to try and make anything of themselves.
>>577197943I hope you are saving for Sigma Tachyon then
>>577197527Me and me
>>577197943>debuffs are restricted and now buffers are cancerJust ban debuffs from CM
Yae
>>577197943
>>577198212>a white skillThis is too much...
Flint, if you see this, can save a spot for you next month if you think you're sticking around! Just let us know!
>>577198117yae sex
>>577198420thanks!
>>577197832There's that one time where two guys posted about the same race, one hour apart >>549954670 >>549948364I did race against a local whale's ghost.
>>577198420stinky specialbutt...
>>577198528Mommy
>>577197832>Speaking of which have you guys seen yourselves posted by others in cms?not mine but https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/565126049/#565128985 didn't censor some guy's name and he appeared shortly after https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/565126049/#565132885
>>577198601That's so fucking funny did that guy ever recover?
The way people talked about Blaze Brian I thought she was coming out during the Arima Kinen and would completely ruin it but it looks like she wont even be there
I really need to stop masturbating to Super Creek.
>>577198601Do you actually get matched like that anymore
>>577196285>check my comfy club>it's just members CMposting and GLposting
>>577197090RIKO LUST
5 mins until the last day of stage 2 for CM17post your READY face
>>577196285flatlinersis...
>>577196409It's really bad, like 10% and that's with multiple Pals, hopefully cygames acknowledges it as a bug and increase rates because it really devalues gold skills on anything but ace training cards.
>>577199220
this cm is so bubonic plaguenot sure if my digitan blocked the xoguri after gassing out or if the xoguri also gassed out(idk why my video compression tool stretched the dimensions)
>>577196409I think it's deliberate. The statlines from auto aren't actually bad on a 0 race rotation. If they actually dropped gold skills consistently i probably wouldnt have bothered making manual aces
this game fucking sucks
>>577199470Only tasteless children and ______ can find this appealing kill yourself
>>577199580you are a homo
>>577199401looks like a gas out
I'M GOING IN
>>577199580Yeah, it screams ______ coded, northern hemisphere chads like BREASTS
good luckbut only to the anons queueing right now
We are all rolling.
>>577199532Speaking of sucking...You know...Ermm...PEROPEROPEROPERO
>>577199470What did she mean by that?
Is Aston matcan meta?
here
cyclops?
>>577199891Her thighs are meta.
>>577199891She'll be your best sprint front runner until another Aston Machan is released.
>>577199891She's seiun sky tier parent for sprints
>>577199832Yes
>>577199580
Stupid steam maint...
someone get these XOGGERS outta here
>>577200202>>577200202>>577200202>>577200202>>577200202
>>577199832I WILL get her.
are you buying?
My oguri keeps overtaking everyone before she can even proc triumphant pulse
>try to tank the wr of my ace by removing the debooofers>nothing changedif i lose the finals i'm uninstalling
>>577199983*tosses it out the window*
>>577200387*catches*Finally, a wife*have sex with her*
Why spend so much on the game if you arent going to play it
someone bake a new one i'm not using that shit OP thread
>>577200447*breaks down your door*this is the FBI you're under arrest for baby rape
>>577197943Laurel should give me kisses
>>577200591Don't worry sir, it's religious and cultural. Get out of my property you bigot
Plot twist
>>577200234>westoid troon art
>>577200979Make a better one then
>lightning surge
>>577201343yeah sure whatever I'll use this card on Tama
>>577200279you deserve only coal oguri tranny
