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>>577238320McQueen wouldn't be this sluttyPalmer would
I don't care who's displayed in the OP as long as it's characters actually in the game, but not linking the previous thread correctly was a dirty move (by the other OP).
Any other fellow HETERO brothers ITT?
This one
>>577238526yes because he doesn't care and only does threads to trollI unfortunately am not home otherwise I'd have baked first
>no matches at cm resetwhat do
>>577238526The schizo actively does that everytime and there are still mouthbreathing retards defending the schizo
>umama instantly posts in his boyfriend's threadlol
>>577238641I don't even know who that is sorry bwo
>>577238641not a very real one
>>577238721The character? It says in the image that it's Admire Vega.
I'm just gonna say it. I think Kris is pretty and I love her.
>>577238639I only baked this one because he decided to shit up the OP again with the wrong previous, otherwise I'd have not bakedgomen for not doing it first baking on phone sucks
>>577238574Yeah
>>577238574You're gay my dude, and not chiyoposting kind of gay
>>577238919
alright now i just have to wait for ruby pow
>>577239001pretty good, even some stam sparks
LEAVE UMAMA ALONE, PLEASE!Leave Umama alone right NOW! I mean it.Anyone who has a problem with her, you deal with me! Because she's not well right now!Leave her alone.
I have never done a Teio career.
>>577239001d*ck?
>>577239059Alright, umama
>>577239059Kill yourself umama
>>577238971I don't understand what this means because Chiyoposter is very blatant in his lust for other men...
TOO MANY THREADS WHICH ONE DOI USE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M GONNA MAN KITASAN BLACKMAN
>>577239262
>>577239059Her?
>>577239262the right one
>>577239079
>>577239075You're missing out
Free 50 TP pots, nice
>>577239001>>577239531> SS with those statsIs this the power of skill points?
>>577239531thanks
>>577238031How much SP do you usually get? My loop legacies doesn't have shit for blue stars so I can't really get 200 extra stats.
>>577239001>turfnearly there
I love uma musume
I'm stupid and don't understand anime mcqueen ultis it bad as inherit for next cm?
>>577239652i regularly have 3.7k-4k SP with 3 pal so yeah it's very good for rating>>577239730more power isn't that bad
>>577239775ehhhhI'd rather have vaudeville instead
>>577239775increase speed during late-race, on the final corner or beyond, if you're about to be overtaken>is it bad as inherit for next cm?yes, could potentially activate while you're still accelerating.
>>577239897>i regularly have 3.7k-4k SP with 3 pal so yeah it's very good for ratingMaybe this is the kind of bullshit I have to do to get SS while still getting decent hints
>Look through my old parent umas>Scroll through inspiration list, saw Seriru borrowed from me at least once last aprilholy moly
>two threadsAre we retarded?
>>577240130no, only the fatty is
>>577240130It's just a late start
>>577240026it's funny
>>577240298mun!!
>>577240298bare shoulders slurp
hehe.. with numbers anything is possible! 7 AND I GET TO KISS FUKU
Imagine if you got clankers in your Group A finals and they win
>>577239775what craziness has you thinking its ever good? among countless awful ults, its considered one of the worst
Double dominator is gay and homosexual
now tripple dominator + goldship ult
This is what perfection looks like.
>>577240581I made one accidentally.
>>577238831Same
>>577240298Machitan is unexpectedly erotic?!
>>577240765
>>577240765>unexpectedly
>>577240538I lost to a clanker hog once because my hog got blocked by other shitty pace clanker, may this not happen in finals please
>>577240815W-Whoa>>577240826Yeah UNEXPECTEDLY
HOOOOOEEEEEHHHHHHHHH
>>577240743
>>577240765Girls are the most erotic when they're borderline retarded.
It's ok for me to win too sometimes.
>>577240860I've also lost to some auto trained umas..... if I lose to one in finals idk if I'll ever live that down
use auto select to start a new run, it refuses to use any other uma unless I put them through the grindmat of 20+ g1's. I don't think the auto select for parents is good
>other thread got purgedBut how you got which thread is right?
>>577240931She's not retarded
thank you meido
>>577241031Janny is friends with the schizo
>>577240909Yellow Falco is actually good?
>mods deleted the shitpost threadkekypow
Umazing the other two threads died.
>>577241037BORDERLINE retarded, not full retard.
why do people say power cards brick your runsall my UG veterans ran the el condor pasa power card in their deck
>>577241081No i unironically dont see difference between shitpost thread and real thread
>>577241031Heliosbro bake = right bake
So we can go back to acting normal now right
mamboner
>Incoming V seethe
>>577241125It's not bad on a 20% speed growth uma, feels really bad for umas without speed bonus if you're trying to reach 1500+ speed
>>577241145Assume all threads are shitpost and just pick the last one standing
>>577241114I'll have to take care of her then
finals status?
>>577240815I-Is mambo actually built like that
what even IS league of heroes? a justice league? some kinda SUICIDE SQUAD!?
>>577241031Jannies remember the ip range of fatty
>>577241125They are bad at highrolling
>>57724128450/50, but I believe in the Rickey that Brickeys
>>577241125For MANT it was a little different since race bonus was king. So 2/2/2 decks with power cards were pretty good. Issue is that most of the power cards we have simply arent very good. They need to have both good stat output and a good gold skill to be worth slotting in because we already get a lot of power from clicking speed.Vodka for example has good power gain but a shit gold skill, while the upcoming Ruby card has a great gold skill but shit stats.Compare anything we have right now to the first power card most people agree on is worth rolling for (nishino power)
>>577241284If i get one win i'm fine
>>577241318it's like the throne of heroes from fateCM is the actual holy grail war happening
How do you tell if your debuffs are actually doing anything? I've seen a 600 stam Hog tank 3 golds and outrun my end closer and 700-800 Hogs finish behind my debuffers despite hitting FM.Do I need to download that cheating program or is there some kind of non-vibe based visual cue I haven't noticed?
>>577241306
SHOW ME YOUR GRADED A FINALS WAR FACE
>>577241284Bot umas will humiliate me on the grand stage
>>577241517
>>577241517I'm doing Open sorry
>>577241086And she sings all the way to the finish line!
>>577241495>non-vibe based visual cue I haven't noticed?Have you not seen that Brickey WebM that keeps getting posted? When a girl completely gasses out she straightens out her stance and basically shuffles to the finish line. You can't "see" a delayed spurt visually though
>>577241159Only if you tell me where Gimlet is
>>577241517I'm Open A though
>>577233620Mei Satake, she's the girl managing Project L'Arc
>>577241318League of Hiros is composed of Emperor Hirohito, Hiroshi Yamauchi and Hiroshi Amano.
>>577241587WATASHI NO YUME MOAKIRAMENAI YO
>>577241284With 87.5% winrate, it's 50/50 depending on the matchmaking.
>>577241517AHHHHHHHHH
>>577241512Gulp
>>577241517But I'm Open B
>>577241125Global as a whole and /uma/ especially have consistently underrated POW cards since launch. Running one makes it harder to hit 1500/1600 SPD, but I'm finding power conservation is more important unless you're training Hog.>>5772412843/1/2/3 tonight so in. Both my stam debuffers won at least one race and Nature did it during the round that clinched A Final. This is probably my weakest ever A Final team, but a thousand carats is a thousand carats.
>>577241720
>>577241512>>577241306>>577241759Think about Machitan
>>577240738most ults aren't worth inheriting in their sp to value ratio. Especially now days when we have way more skills avail and can get them discounted.
>>577241602You can if the camera cooperates but it usually doesn't
>>577241512>sampleHeathen.
>>577241284I hope Rickey doesn't get killed by Neichas
Summer Universe
>>577241753Did you actually mutate Fortuitous Orange Hors for dirt?
>>577241517Notice how only opencuties reply, they starve the attention
>>577241428lmao right
I went to a trainer's only mixer to relax and one of the staff their looked suspiciously like my trainee. A friend who also went said another of the staff looked like his trainee
>>577241284rng boned me the last 2 so ive fortunately stopped caring outside of getting to it
>>577241284I'm so glad Grand Concert is a thing after my girls get to be the backdancers AGAIN
>>577241372>Vodka for example has good power gain but a shit gold skillBofA is every bit as good as Maestro; if anything it's a tiny bit better because it's more likely to trigger in a sweet spot for KFC. Master of Sands is the only gold heal that's hands down better than BofA and this was the only CM it can be used in until evo skills.
>>577241840Boobies...
>>577239262gentildonna wife..
>>577241974
>>577241125 (me)sorry guys i lied. i just checked my veterans list and my 2 UG1 bakushins didnt run it.
>>577241910Nyo, I did that in a dirt CM prior mant. I am gonna gonna run her in the upcoming med and long tho. Its been too long since I made a Fuku ace
>A Trainer Aptitude Test event is set to begin at 10:00 p.m., Aug 12 (UTC)!What is it? Is it good?t.newcutie
>>577241998I forgive you on the condition your CM aces ran POW cards.
>>577241967True, I worded my post poorly. Post buff Bofa is good. It's just that if you are running a race that needs a gold recovery then you'd rather slot in a proper stamina card.
>>577242000Kekked and checked
>>577242062Just an event where you want to jump through some extra hoops during careers for standard event rewards. It's fine.
>>577242062It's kind of a pain in the ass, but the rewards are worth it. You try and make a current scenario trainee that hits a certain score threshold. There will be specific skills that award bonus points, usually centered around a run style or distance. You get a special currency/shop and there's good stuff in it. The umas you train will be worthless for any other purpose, which is why I say it's a pain. I assume we won't be allowed to submit clankers.
>>577242062just don't forget to wash your dick before it
It is inapproriate to marry the uma you are training.
So V lost? Again?
>>577242278>>577242216Like make an uma with 1000 guts? Well ok, it's fine
>>577242062It's mostly just deleting veteran umas but you get a bonus out of it. The only one that really matters is the one giving 5 star pieces. Now that we have auto training it's kind of a silly event.
Man what the hell
>>577241284>>577224147 got smoked on the last ticket, may impact my finals lobby, but even if it doesn't, I'll enjoy whatever participation gibs I get.
>>577242101This ace got me into A final without CB's chain even finishing for Daring Strike. It feels like people are sleeping on power conservation and falling back into the overstam trap like URA.
fat
>>577242418It's more like your rating is worth X, you get Y bonus points for whichever target skills, and I think there might have been target races that were worth points. They happen once per scenario and the last one started on a Monday like a week into MANT so I only got one or two of the trials done so it's kind of fuzzy.
>>577242404Yeppers
my neck hurts gwos
Mambo is cute because she's borderline retardedOguri isn't cute because she's retardedBorderline is fine, never go full retard
retards with sex hair is just absolutely sex
>>577242729just get a new one
>>577242729If you die you're neck will stop hurting.
>>577242729Do neck stretches before going to bed everyday
>>577242729might be caused by your sleeping position
>>577242096my xoguri isnt, but im running an el who is using the welfare kawakami princess power ssr (cuz she cant use her own card sadly), and also a scuffed ass dirt opera o who is running not one but TWO power cards (el ssr and inari sr) and also that fuckass mihono bourbon anniversary card just cuz i wanted to see the events from it. opera has won a single race in this cm so far. good for her !
>>577242729Go to a chiropractor
>>577241517If I lose I will blame xog
Lickey ruckey. Ruckey lickey.
>>577242062You play a career, and if you get enough points, you get rewards. Your aptitude on the current scenario is being tested. This happens shortly after a new scenario drops
>>577242729Ask your girlfriend or boyfriend to massage your shoulders for you. Tight shoulders are a very common cause for neck pain.
>>577242729neck and neck?
>>577242869That averages out to one per ace so you're forgiven for lying. You are not forgiven for running Hog.
>>577242729Change your monitor position to be more ergonomic
>>577242981But im nothing without my hog...
>>577243048I can't use CB wit because she makes my DICK hard every time she shows up all wet and muddy SEX WITH MR. CB
What do I do if I find another trainer's uma more sexually attractive than mine?
Fuck man why no good white sparks
>>577240261There is something unique about Maya in general, she gets 400 more SP in average compared to other Umas with the same deck.I also consistently print out SS while using her, but every other horse is stuck in S+ 17499 purgatory.
>>577243262still a good gp
>>577243179This is ideal because marrying your trainee is forbidden, but Tracen's rules fail to mention marrying someone else's trainee.
>>577243179Don't let your eyes wander.Do you LOVE your uma more than the other trainer's uma? Then its okay. Very normal to get distracted by sexy women that are not your fated partner (your trainee).
>>577243179dump your umakill that trainertake your new uma wife
>>577243179your uma will know best
>trying to do lopingBwos, explain to me will sparks from McQueen grandparrents will work on McQueen or i'm giga retarded?
>>577243379The sparks csn work, you just lose base uma affinity from incest
>>577242601Is oguri for the architects? Or does she burn so many calories that she goes back to normal?
>>577243179I told my trainee this and she ended up in the hospital
>>577243440Are each uma calculated separately or is it whole family tree as whole?
>>577243341Sei-chan would be sad that her trainer's lusting over a girl uma
>>577243146>>577243146>47% winrate Hog What's your excuse? >>577243179Flirt with her in front of your trainee. You'll either start a mare herd or be corrected and not have such impure thoughts again.
>>577243569Sei has Flower though
>>577243478Family tree as a whole I believe
>>577243440Ty, nice
>>577243637I deflowered Sei though
Umas you would dump for better umas?I'd dumpSkyBakushinMcqueenRyanSpePasaGolshiMayaVodkaGrassOguri
>>577243440I inbred Titi Pasa for a while and she fucking sparked her own unique. Real big dick energy. Got a kick out of me. The spark does NOTHING when it happens. No stats nothing.
>>577243473She canonically burns the calories. I saw it in a story event
>>577241284>82.5%I want to say I'm feeling good but I'm not sure about going against a 2 XOguri + 4 dom lobby
>>577243660I would blast you in the head with a sawed off shotgun
My trainer left me
These neighers keep trying the stamina debuffing... it's so satisfying to sing it away bwos
>>577243660I would kill everyone ITT and like 90% of the uma roster if it meant I could be Dober's one and only.
I didn't bring an Aoi card, so can someone tell me why she gave me the option for recreation
>>577243693I'd blast those umas heads off with a sawed off shotgun.Oh I forgot to add Teio
Nooo ricebro...
>>577243807Pals can spook you with their date chain event. It's mega rare, but possible.
im a triple ace loser in a double debuffer world
>>577243807They added it during the patch that "fixed" dating never starting with your own pal cards. A card that isn't in your deck can randomly trigger their "You can now fuck so and so" events.
>>577243179>be admire groove's trainer>she finds out you typed thidWhat do you do?
>>57724362947% winrate when there's 2 other enemy xoguris in all my matches is actually pretty good. if she were a mediocre xoguri she'd be closer to 33%
>>577243824I'd shoot first before you could even blink
Best parents for pace/late? Trying to prep for scorpio but I haven't played in a while so I don't know how much things have changed.
>>577243870>>577243882I understand that, but this is Grand Live, I need to go drinking with Light Hello
>>577243909I'm sure you would, sweety.
>>577243943Cunny and american tits
>>577243783I'll be your new trainer I can't stand it when people cry
>>577243943https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s69U0-WQ7i8
Teio
>>577243894That's pathetic. I have no debuffers and I'm at >50% with three aces. If you can't manage to outdo a coin flip running the nigger team comp just quit.
I like El Condor Pasa alt costume, i wish i had her bwos
>>577243943shooting star
>>577243989awful, awful postjust terrible
@umagrok what are the odds of me failing 3 1% trainings in a row
>my trainer left me for Kawakami Princess
>>577243959YepDon't EVER say that about Bakushin again
Only Digitan seems to stand a chance against The XOg...and maybe non-front Rickeys
>>577244109BakushinMore like BakuSHIT
>>577244084ACTUAL 1 in a million chance lmao0.0001%
>>577241284I feel my finals is going to be a coinflip given I’m gambling it all with Pink Smart Falcon with Maru pushing her up and Holiday Oguri being the backup
>>577244154Late Rickey lowkey fucks. But only because Dober unique broken.
It's just Pump + NYOpera/Rudolf's uniques for inherit selections for Lates during CM18 right? Or is Red Shift viable
>>577243894We both know that not all lobbies have one, let alone three Hogs in them. My low effort, silver collecting Inari is one unfinished support chain away from your win %. Hogs should be well above 50%.
>>577243163that's why i skipped her banner too
>>577243979>an hour videosomeone tldw it for megive me ideal parents and skills to chase for
>>577244283do your research
>>577244310>No Image Selected>>577243894>>577243979I know you're here faggot. Getting real sick of this pace favoritism.
>>577244109Really? Of all the umas on that list, Bakushit is the one you're offended for? Seriously?
>>577244404no!
>>577241284In Leo II i had a 79% overall winrate and if my pattern holds for day 4 my Virgo II winrate will be about 80%I've never had such high winrates before, i usually hover around 50 - 55%Yet I fucking lost Leo II anyway, so..
>>577243979>50 minutes>for only a pace chaser guidefucking sloptubers man
>>577244023im running a 2-star uma (el) with a 12.9% winrate and an opera o with B dirt, murmur, and a single win. im just running the only 2 umas i have with medium dirt capabilities and one of my oshis.
>>577243660>better uma>than OgurinName one.
>>577244404<Heavy's Voice> NO!
am I safe?
>classic year late december >light hello has yet to offer recreation despite having friendship maxed out
this game is too hard
>backliner heavy lobby where my late rickey became the pace maker and took off like she had anglingHoly shit
my trainee’s been giving me the cold shoulder ever since she walked in on me and light hello making out nasty style during summer camp…
>>577244595I really really like this gif
>>577244549he's right you know
>>577241998WTF LE LUCKY HORSE WAS TAO ALL ALONG!?
>>577244645same
>>577244436I am not LightBirb...
>>577244283pump + triumphant pulse or if you know your positioning strategy grab special week or king halo (cheerleader)end xoguri and the standard good paces (nishino flower, taiki shuttle) will be the umas to beat when considering
>>577244526Any that doesn't eat 100k calories a day.
>>577244495They really need to make a way to monetize short form text context so we are rid of these retards
>>577243660>All of the Golden Gen is there >Except for KingNOTICING
>>577244564You might retain with that, but I wouldn't call it safe.
behold
>>577244735but shorts are the best way to monetize in youtube they just have video essay burgerbrain
>>577244601Pov>you're some random kid walking home from school.Kinda like this
i xogged
>>577244780UGH
No words needed sticker.jpg
>>577244780I offer my adoration to dober's armpit (semen)
Xog is not even that strong, what makes it obnoxious are the 2 debuffers (oshi gaming strat)
>>577244780She keeps them hairy so her torena can shave them.
>>577220261As an exercise I tried feeding this to a thing and eventually got this out of it.
>>577244780Peroperopero pero pero saaameee?
>>577245029Incorrect
sekkusu
>>577244780the fabled doberpits..
>>577245126Rice wouldn't shave
Found someone with MLB Tannhauser wit card, but the run went so bad I decided to reset and now I can't find it anymore, I wanted to follow the owner dammit!
People are unironically deadass bringing 4 dominators and 3 xoguris to golshi's game.
Hakuraku really is a useful tool. I was having a hard time deciding which of my three Digitans I wanted to run in the finals (they're all 40% winrate or better across minimum 10 races). Being able to dump the parses for the entire CM at once and look at the data definitely helps.
>>577245029you can run end hog in the next CM because after-school stroll is a perfect proc.
>>577245254You can locate such a person using the link under "Find borrows" in this thread's OP
>>577245137I'd buy that King doujin.Also good job bro
>>577245458>7 End sparks
>be end>be 6th place>winsimple as
cool you can have two duty of dignity on fronts now
I just ate a whole fucking chicken. My trainee looked at me like I was an animal.
>>577245525ooo, thank you so much anon
>>577245574??? and this is an impossible task with independent training available because?
remember when we used to like mcqueen? she's now forgotten
>>577245729She's shit!
>>577245650Should have scouted Oguri Cap as in peak
>>577245603DoD only becomes a 0.25 unique in longYou might want to look at banana fiend's unique
WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO GET STAMINA
We love all Mejiros here
name one mejiro
>daily paid rolls for ruby>daily paid rolls for skipping the pearlIf i get them i get them, simple as that
>>577245803sparks dummy
>>577245785Oguri would probably develop romantic feelings for a trainer who liked eating as much as her
>>577245424what can hakuraku do with all those cm reports?
Air Groove is shiiiiiit
>>577245891BUT MY LOOPA
Dober is my and Digitan's fucktoy
>>577245803run a p*wer card
>>577245895any trainer who loves food like oguri is gonna be a fat fuck, and umas dont like fat fucks.
Corner connoisseur was absolutely insane this CM. Feels like gaslight that most people didn't recommend it.
>>577245960Borrow one stam parent, baka.
>>577245896It just makes it easier to look at stuff like survival rate against various combinations or heals and debuffs, winrate when certain skills triggered, full spurt rate, etc. Also what enemies did well against you or not.
>>577245895
>>577246018teio bwos...
>>577246046do you do that just by sifting through one report at a time or was there something hakuraku does to collate all that data and spit out a bunch of stats?
>>577246018Maybe there are architect umas out there?!
>>577246047>creek>oguri>tamamo>all competing and racing at the same timejust a generation of angelic, ultra SSS+ umawife material
>>577246027The conversion rate on hakuraku looked really low. But like any gamble, it can anecdotally come in clutch. Especially since CC doesn't have a positioning requirement. My aces all had at least 3 accels, my best had 6, and a lot of the common positioning-requirement ones just weren't useful in most matches. If I were to remake aces today I wouldn't even bother trying to get pump or MPB. They trigger one in three races.
>>577246164Inari...
>>577246174you are running lates/ends?
Cool
>>577246146The multi-race analysis tab lets you just drop multiple jsons into it and organize it for you.
>>577245603Wait I just realized that firm resolve is the better translation of another JP skill kek.
>>577246164The artist didn't draw Yotsuba and Ichika, so we won't know which uma canonically won trainer's heart
>>577246210she’s the best
>>577246219late, yeah.
>>577246234yeah im not reading this. you wasted your time. happy for you though.
>>577246315>Tama wearing the drapes because she can't afford a dress
masturbation in uma nation
>>577245970Dober doesn't think about sex at all.
>>577246324They're not that big. They'd get in the way of racing
bros any advice for my first Grand Live? >use Light Hello, Tachyon...
>77mb patchThe fuck?
90mb jumpscare
im bringing sweepy and maya to cm18end closers or lates?im borrowing ruby and have both NN and CB
Any Viblosbros itt?
>>577246259Holy cow this is pretty neatnot sure yet what to glean from these numbers but its cool they're there
>>577246234We need the final and ultimate tierlist: Torena Height preference rankings.
>>577246510Pearl is a big girl
Teio loves me for who I am
>>57724651077 is safe, start worrying when the 88mb patch hits, it will buff Special Week.
>>577246368personally i wouldn't have theorycrafted 3 lates this cm with mpb/pump. on average you are facing 3-4 debuffers, which would increase the likelihood of putting your 3 lates in position 6-4 as your umas would have more midgame velocity skills than debuffers and therefore reducing the likelihood you will proc a mpb+pump combo.
>>577246561The info I found most interesting was when you click an ace and then check the "Also split by HP debuffs received" checkbox. It'll show you combinations of debuffs and heals and then break down your spurt rate, survival rate, and winrate in each combo.
>>577245729You're just seething because this OP was chosen over yours
>>577246669Flash too
>update right when I was in the middle of buying skills for my oompah loopa
>77.98 MB updatedang, Seeking the Pearl is chunky>>577246481Friendship gauge is good, friendship bonus songs are great. Your run is pretty bricked if you have less than 40% friendship training after the fourth concert. Many songs have these one of these four performance token values, try to have a safety net of 21 in most of them. Only 4 or 5 good songs use VO tokens, don't be afraid to dump those if you're cycling through the shop.
>>577245856Titan
>>577246685The chance of hitting MPB, let alone Pump, when you're running a late ace with your own debuffers this CM is very low. Especially when that ace is Digitan, who already has very strong early race positioning with Superstan. This was the missing puzzle piece for me to understand why End Digi was outperforming Late Digi this CM on Hakuraku, even though spurt (end's biggest advantage) literally doesn't work here. In a lobby with 3-4 debuffers, an end ace can easily guarantee late or sometimes even pace position midrace. So it's free speed coefficient. Seems like every CM I find out some crucial fact either near or after the end. Last CM was "paces need the groundwork package and it genuinely doesn't matter what you have to sacrifice to get it."
>>577246543end because everyone and their mothers are bringing lates
Pearl wife spotted
>>577246904I was saying this in the earlier threads how pump isn't as good against Xoguri comps...
She's got that old woman smell to her
I think management at work thinks I'm boozing on the job. Which uma is for me
>>577246725interesting, i can see one instance where i ate 2 golds 1 strong white skill and 2 more light white skills and diedWish i could click that instance and it would link me the the actual race report i uploaded
tits
>>577246946I think I underestimated how many people would be running her. Like, how many people pulled that fucking banner. I expected more triple ace than not, even with how meta debuffers are. The reality is it's half and half, and next CM I guarantee it shifts further because the performance here will be so obvious to people. Plus, making aces in GL is hard. Not as hard as people like to exaggerate (I don't glue more than half my runs - most are at least salvageable). But harder than just reusing debuffers and pouring everything into one perfect ace.
Literally nothing would change if they just skipped the Pearl banner.
>>577246148Hishi Akebono is an architect IIRC
>>577247050yeah I wanted that functionality too. Hopefully they add it.
Maru maru
>>577246148Creek isnt nevessarily an architect. She just wants a sweet man to baby (who gives her babies in return)
>>577246917
Greetings. I require images of the uma with the flattest chest and flattest ass.
EWWW SEEKING THE HAG
>>577246148If her trainer got a little chubby from her food, she'd take it as a sign that she's taking good care of her trainer.
>>577247341
Sirius or Super Creek?Ogurin or Tama?SiL or Admire Groove?Orf or Donna?
>>577246904i'm not sure what you constitute chance of hitting MPB as low but it hits fairly often in end position. but yes i agree that i also expected it to be low probability as well in late position. naturally you would have to tailor your accels according to if your uma is early-mid game velocity heavy or not. it's hard to say much on your research point as you are stating you find out info too late but fwiw a lot of this information can be pre-assessed before ace making by simply predicting average comps via hakuraku or guides. hakuraku has preliminary data (low sample) for upcoming CM once current ends
>>577247341Catch them quick, before they make use of that Hint for Growth
>>577247440holy sex
>>577247407
>>577247417Supre CreekTamaGrooveDonna
umaplap umaplap cum in her eyeball ga
new data available aiiiiieee
>>577247417SiriusOguriGrooveOrf
>>577247323Bright! and orange!
She is here
>>5772475794/4 incorrect choices? well done, most reddithattan cafe fans dont even manage to have taste this shit.
>>577247620What should we do? What the hell do we do?? Should we just uninstall?? Or can you delete your account without downloading the new stuff, and THEN uninstall? Oh god oh god
>>577247426In late, I am consistently 5th to 3rd. 6th and 2nd are rarer and about the same likelihood as each other. The aggregate data can only communicate this in percentage proc chance for each position for each skill. So instead of looking at the track, noticing that MPB and Pump both worked on it and triggered at the perfect time, I should've looked at the activation rates on Hakuraku (30-40% for each skill on lates and ends) and been like "oh shit, these things rarely actually go off. They are probably not worth going out of my way to build for."
I just saw seeking the pearl flying over my house
they have installed 78mb of viruses into our computers
I'm seeking Seeking the Pearl's pearl if you know what I'm saying
>what if I just put that clanker nature and grass debuffer maybe urara would start winning>she did start winningYeah, I'm not doing that, that's digusting
>>577247663Derbulence???
>>577247417CreekOguriGrooveOrf
>>577247696i rebuilt with moving pasta beyond and shooting star
>>577246904>bakushin>fuku/fine>smaruGroundwork wasn't difficult to hit at all in CM16
>>577247771the uma samma outfits are so dangerous....
>>577247696fwiw i don't use aggregate data like how you are since that only shows local maximum based on an average populace. what i'm talking about is a preview into composition styles which will dictate your accels with respect to your umas win conditions.
>>577247670>he prefers anything over Super Creek>he prefers oguri crap>he prefers flatchested umas>he prefers gold normie family over peakdonna
>>577247772I don't, because you're going to stop caring after her banner actually hits. I know your type.
>>577247772Seeking her eggs
>>577247780No one gives a shit about some faggy "honor" in a gacha game, everyone and their moms are using two debuffers AND an xoguri. Why deny yourself a win?What is this retarded mindset
>Pump and MPB never fire!>end is better!phase_random==2 is all you need.Not gambling hard enough for you? Get another. You have 3 to choose from for this CM. You only need one of them to work.
Feels good i still have like ten pull worth of carats in case i need them
>WitGOD says that League of Heroes is for most players "watching whales explode on each other"but Seriru-kun, that's forbidden love!
>>577248007same bwo it feels good to have ten pulls ready
>>577247976>No dude, it's okay that I'm using a gay faggot strat that everyone hates me for because I win slightly more as a resultThere's a reason that faggotry gets nuked soon.
>>577247872You're right. But I didn't realize how much paces needed it. I thought just having a lot of midrace would be enough and I'd be in good position as a pace. But no, you need to be in the good position in early race. It was too late after that. >>577247916Can you do that with the data available? I try and do that but it's just dependent on me having knowledge already. Then looking at the aggregate data tells me if I'm far off the mark or not in terms of what is working overall.
What's a fella gotta do to get some smoochies here?
>>577241284anons unironically tried to convince me my xog wont make it
>>577248167Rura tore is genuinely the most unlucky trainer in tracen
>>577241284surprisingly safe finals Abased on round 2 I even have an honest three-sided coinflip chance of winning
>>577248169it's some autistic trying to show off by vague postingadjustment during real cm phase is normal
>>577248038LoH is about creating a frontrunner so fast it becomes like Guld's final scene in macross plushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unudsSZRh9U>not shown: the part where Guld's eyes fucking explode from the G-forces trying to keep up with the AI-controlled fighter
>>577248225never listen to anyone here
post something sleepy
>>577241284a (open) finals. i had no time to make aces for graded this month, so i just threw together random shit for openim pleased thus far
>>577248169to a degree you can predict comps and therefore your required skills because we ultimately have foresight on our hands. we know in advance (1) what average comps will be ran in advance, (2) what comps tryhards will run in round 2 based on early cm data barring unexpected balance patches, and (3) what comps averages will run based on later cm data. the aggregate data is useful for local maximum if you know how to interpret it but you should keep in mind it's influenced by (1) an ignorant, and/or (2) non-tryharding population. the data is especially low sample at start of cm and wouldn't have enough statistical significance due to low effect.
do you ever get umannoyed
>>577248241>funny woman>loves play board games with you>actually acknowledge you're genuinely a good person who doesn't get angry at her and for that is enough to love you>races because she wants to stay at your side even if she prefers to stay at home and lazy around>she's really really really hot and sexyI don't know if he is so unlucky...
Choose your mother
Weren't we supposed to get the first Tacchy event around this time
>>577248437what's early cm data, later cm data, local maximum
>>577248535cygames cancelled them to give us auto instead
what the fuck witshart didn't even mention sweepygod in the end closer section of libra2NOT MY SLOPTUBER
>>577248507i select the brown one
>>577248346Someone said you don't take angling on your fronts in LoH so they can duel each other for a guaranteed podium. Sounded like cap
I still don’t get it. Do low dirt aptitude doms work or not?
>>577248627>mile>debufferkwab
>>577248549with respect to each, i was talking about when the data is released in hakuraku. they tend to release next cm's lobby data is released just as the current cm ends. early and late is just a matter of speaking about time of when its released and how much data is populated. just understand that we're talking about the average data for an average person and not the best person.
How is Taiki (forma originale) for Libra?
>>577248778????nigga im not running her as a debuffer
>>577248507where's sirius
>>577248827Absent
>>577248826if you have a gold red you're a debufferI don't make the rules sorry
>>577248225Thats peak as in cap
Late or End Cafe next CM? >mileYes
>>577248874depends on your cards. If you have neicha wit then late, cb then end. You want to borrow ruby pow either way
Brian?Brian
My clown fakeGPT team is going to win B finals against a UG hog
ugliest hag
>>577248940
>>577248940Brian
>>577248919i have both...
HAAAH HA HA HA!!
>>577238919who writes speech bubble dialogue with a fucking serif font
Do thresholds continue at 1201 and 1501 and so on?
>>577248940Love banchudShrimple as
>>577249074I'd personally go late then, but you can wait for Hakuraku to update with room data before committing and work on other aces in the meantime
>>577248940when is she going to be a daily farmablei need her in my collection
>>577249046Brian isn't one of the depraved Umas
>>577248809Her gold skills are great, but her unique only barely bleeds into the actual accel zone, so you need to compensate for that.>>577249234Next anni, so early december
>>577249264She isnt depraved, but she still exudes sex
>>577248427
>>577249110thresholds for what?
>>577248764They still fire the doms but they will be so far back from the pack that they enter late race so late all other umas are already at the finish line
Bratty little sister
soon
>>577249456But she does that without trying.When she is drawn as actively horny, it takes something away.
>>577249726I see your point, I do. But I lust after her anyway
I'm thinking buying Brayan Blaze and Kitasan white is the best idea? If you are paypiggy?
>>577249992If you want to buy the two most meta umas that come out this scenario, sure. Just know that Kita is a front for mediums while Brian is a long pace chaser
>Ogurinigger>Rudolf debuffer>Natie debfufer>Flash debufferNice fucking CM CyGames. Very fun, very enjoyable, very sovl.
>>577249567it’s not fucking fair
>>577250129I think I've only seen one Flash. I also notice that you didn't mention Grass.
>>577249992Are we getting two selector tickets?
>>577250192Bro they both paid, one is 20 $ second is 70$
>>577250192nyes
i'm starting to understand why JP was happy when they introduced CM with debuffs banned
>>577250228So there are two, neat. 70$ seems steep, do they give you some extra stuff on top or is it just more expensive because "fuck you"
>>577250129>>577250319As a newcutie i dont see problem with deboofers, it's your problem if you dont have enough stamThe problem is you can bring deboofers with hog
>>577250356you get $70 worth of carats (5k)
>>577250391Stam debuff isn't meta. It's Dominator debuff.
>>577250391You cant tank a speed deboof
My trainee found out that I'm planning on going no contact the second the contract ends and she's really upset about it
>>577250538You can equalize the field by bringing your own speed deboofer(s)
>>577250414Oh, not that bad then.
>>577250465>>577250538Idk bros dominator doesnt work on Xoguri, but Murmur works on bad hoguri
>>577250593and now you understand why debuffs are shit
>>577250391you didn't need to announce youre new, its obvious by falling for stam debuffer gaslight. It only worked in the very first cm and never since
>>577250183Why would he be upset about Grass?
>>577250593I dont do that. I only train umas to win. Anything else is fucked up, if you ask me.
>>577250391no the problem is that you will face 4x dominator every lobby
>>577249626hairless umanko...
>>577250636worked just fine for me this cm in rounds 1 and 2
>>577250621I... guess? If you're truly desperate then $70 for an uma is still cheaper than buying carats to spark it. But acting like the 1/6th of a spark you get alongside the selector suddenly makes it worth it is weird.
>>577250129>>577250183Tachyon confirmed to be the most sovlful debuffer
>>577250698sure it did
>>577250687dueling will save me>>577243874
It's owari da in the final race. Good luck to rest of you.Except Hoguri + Debuff fags. I hope you step on a lego.
good morning
>>577240730UOHHHHHHH
Debuffer meta is great tho, only 1 ace, so less time spent on shitty RNG careers and more time to shitpost in /uma/.
if youre Open leauge is this a good 0LB pull or just borrowslop?kinda want to get it 0LB so I can borrow Taiki Speed for my golshi so i can do something likePump Iron -> Flash ForwardUpdrafters -> Flash Forwardor would Budding Blossom -> Spurt be a better idea
>>577250835Where did your CB image go
>>577250878power cards are trash but the gold skill is good enough
>>577250881You're getting your anons confused. The CB guy is based because he posts CB and he also only says morning, not good morningThis anon however is cringe
>>577250881SPECHUD HATE
>>577250603
Brian would see sex as nothing but a form of competition
>>577250878The card only gets somewhat bettee at higher LBs, like yeppers for example. I wouldnt pull more than to lb0 or a spark. Alternatively you can borrow and ticket her later.
>>577250878card is usable at 0LB and basically maxed at 1LB, as far as a power card is usableit's in every backliner deck for half of the cms in the next couple of scenariosmost people will say borrowslop but if you have a spare spark or don't have natie/cb then it's a good pickup
>>577251021hmmmm mr burger
>>577250739Well, a selector is equivalent to like 30k carats if you go to pity, and the most expensive carat pack (I tend to buy them every other anni for daily rolls and whatnot along the year) gives you around 7500, so in that sense it's a way better deal.
>>577250878Taiki is for front runners and pace chasers. Borrow Ruby and get all these accels+Lightning surge
If I borrow Ruby, will I still need stam sparks?If I just get 2 or 3 rainbow trainings with her, that will be fine right?
holy moly
>>577251401>turd sparkShame, would have been a perfect mutator parent with a dirt spark
>>577251483is fine for next cm bwo
>>577250835what's so good about it?
>>577250986How can you tell which anons are which
>>577251828Well one of them is me and the other isn't
More like Oguri Clap her cheeks.
>>577251828Voices in his head.
it's crazy how digitan's racewear shows off her tummy and her thighs and her armpits and her beautiful flat chest holy fuck
>>577251914So you're the Mr CB guy? You been in the thread all these while? Where's my "morning" post?!
>>577251828We are just surrounded by schizos lately
>>577248169Shrewd step was a pretty good subtitute on CM16 though. Not having either one is the problem.
>>577251980And despite it all, Digitan still got negative sex energy. It's like Falco.
>>577251108Should I pull Ruby if I plan on being a late main (mostly running Nice Nature, so can't use her card)? It's not gonna hurt my Ramonu funds if the calculator is correct, and I'm terribly borrowlocked to wit cards in this shitty scenario.
>>577252072Thats a big pearl...
>>577252139i have negative sex energy too...
>>577252174She's a big girl
>>577252143No borrow Ruby. Use Nice Nature and Daiwa SR wit
>>577252209>>577252209>>577252209>>577252209
>>577252143I will bethese are my SSRs as to why I will be
>>577252139Digitan has plenty of sex energy just from her small petite body
now that's it's comfy hours, let's say one nice thing about each other
>>577252346Pero Pero with Digitan.
Another day, another reasonable CM ace made without paying taxes.> Your guts broI gutsmaxxed on a previous short length CM and lost the finals to people who had fuckall guts, I'm no longer a guts believer
>>577252335Now why did you pull on that card, huh
>nobody replied to the uma penis chartI'm proud of you, /uma/.
>2x 0 white sparkshow is this even possible
Did I miss out on some big benefits by missing that 1 concert?Every Song is just Support Chain +1 90% of the time. Sometimes there are Training Effect +5%.
>>577252397>no helloBwos your see ya later 2 times proc?
>>577252397Light Hello sucks this much?
>>577252397Isnt the 600 guts thing because of the track threshold?Either way nice ace.
>>577252412You think I was going to survive MANT borrowlocked without Natie?
brown...
>>577252525You have FineMo, so yeah? I did just fine with Kita and StinkoOYL wasnt buffed yet anyway so Natie was a pure race bonus stick
>>577252540how do i hire this meido?
>>577252602at any rate it's not the reason I don't have Natie so it's finemaybe with those extra carats I could've gone for 600 on Tachyon and still not get her but it's fine, I'm coping
>>577252540Thank you google ai overview
>>577252486Chance of x2 proc last CM was 1.7% for fronts, it's a nice skill but I think I'll live.>>577252512Stat for Hanshin 1600 is pow.
>>577252689i dislike curren, what does that say about me?
>>577252632Be on good terms with HER...
>>577252689Shut up Dark Big SisYou got mogged by children
>>577252689I HATE CURREN
>>577251710you're here, for starters
>>577252716Ah if it's power then yeah fuck guts. Dueling can win races for sure, but it's so unreliable. I had a Bourbon once win from third thanks to a duel proc and I still think that shit sucks
>>577252716You already lose top runner and you throw see ya later for more wit that arguably has even ambigue return...
>>577252714https://x.com/i/status/2087290462373888115
>>577252910Wow my favorite Arknights!Thanks
I don't know what to get with a selector
>>577252732>>577252785>>577252789stop being mean
>>577253085I can't help it...
>>577253070hold
>>577253070save it for next anniversary lmao!
>>577252812I am not who you're thinking of but I hope you have a good day regardless, anon.
>>577253085She deserves it though
>>577253085I want to bully Curren into marriage
>>577253070Nice Nature wit, Mr. CB, Maru spd. The last two will need a crystal though.
Musume
Dom debuffers? Nah I tank thoseMurmurs? fuck me
>>577248114Yeah bro, they're going to nuke debuffers but also nuke CM titles so winning future CMs is worthless lmao
>>577253236Gross, no thanks.
>>577253337Wdym by nuking cm titles
>>577253123who said I had anyone in mind? maybe I just wanted to flirt with a fellow suzu enjoyerbut I wish you a good day too
>17 years old
>>577253337>nuke CM titles so winning future CMs is worthlessWot
In her braid there are seven braids, within each of which may be found seven times seventy braids.
>>577253172She wouldn’t like that.
please tell me it's enough for this week so I can continue finishing my TT team in rank 6 next week
>>577253337Tfw I'll never have Leo plat since I lost two times.
>>577253380>>577253434I think he means that future CMs will be named LONG, CLASSIC, DIRT etc and not zodiac signs.
>>577253463I want to punish Curren for being bad with sloppy kisses during sex
>>577253491yes
>>577253431No wonder Still In Melty freaked out so much.
>>577253530me first?
>>577253380>>577253434No more Zodiac names, just soulless, generic distance titles WorthlessBut sure, go have your "honor" of not using debuffers lol
>>577253541thank you for the affirmationkisses you
>>577253643dont do that
do I have to manually do unity for SS with a mega long race schedule with maru when fishing for prudent/wit + dd + gwmy auto didn't yield great resultseven in GL it was like S+
>>577253557i meanimagine training a flatchested seether and this old gorgeous woman comes in and flirts with you
>>577253498>>577253620Why tho
>>577253706I would fold immediately
>>577244780Gross
>>577253737dunno
>>577253705I bounce like this btw
>>577253395>flirt
>changed C Dirt Nattie to an A Dirt Nattie and went from consistent 1/5 to 4/5
>>577254029oh my godddd dude shut upppp
>>577253705nvm stupid question I got it (probably)just gonna do gl not gonna bother with unityfixed the deck too
Im just racing for the carats
>>577253498>>577253620Maybe I should've cheated in previous CMsGuess I'll start using deboofsWhat kind of retarded ass decision is that
>>577254068low dirt aptitude and pwr deboofers tend to lag way behind, they often proc 564 right around the time hogs crosses the finish line.
>>577253737Because of LoH?CM will not be monthly.
>>577253682What is Mackie doing with that...
Do you think if I kill myself my trainee will be happy that she doesn't have to deal with me anymore
>>577254091
>>577254127why would you do that? you're just a trainer. the trainee could be racing.
>>577254105???
>>577253961which umas have the best thigh straps?
>>577254105nta but you write like you spent at least a decade on tumblr
>>577254209ProbablyThe first event we get right after Aries 2 is Derby LoH
>>577254250is there a turbosizedlarge.jpg?
Be nice and let others have fun right now...or else...
>>577254230My trainee talks to ghosts bro I'll never be free
Cafe a cute
>>577254205I didn't realise how much of an affect it had when I yolo'd my last round and managed to get into A Finals. I'm gonna get absolutely fucked through, can't be helped.
>cant get wit, dd, groudwork and pp in one Grandparrent with sparksWhy it's so hard bwos...
>>577254403Cute Bright!
>Bring on the BanquetThis name has no aura
>>577254639you now understand why looping is a memebut there's not much to do with your autos these days
>>577253706>uhh... yeah... sure, form and uh.. uh endurance... good stuff..>h-hey SiL, i uh.. Miss Ramonu and I are gonna go talk about, uh, racing. She knows a *lot* about... racing. Don't wait up for me!
>>577238320I think i want to sex the McQueen
When is cygames making umamusume 2
>>577254639you can get pp groundwork easily atleast with wit seiun and throne borrow
>>577254471It does not appear so. This and another are by the same artist though
>>577254892Play the im@s game for more cute dancing idols
>>577254121No reason to do Unity if you're doing PD+DD. Fronts have no reason to loop in scenario skills unless they're hard masochists.
>>577254926Wow, the gremlin being serious.....
>>577254341>>577254371sorry guys i lashed out but I didn’t mean it
>>577254830Come again
>>577254593This Cafe is very pretty
>>577254958I like U149
I got a manhattan cafe card from the KFC collabnot sure what to do with it though
>>577255019I just don't get why you lashed out desu
>>577254471>>577254926
>>577255034Oh okay
>>577254895dragging my pp on the ground works
>>577255056tribute
>>577254978>>577254926>local retard is actually ultra hot under her baggy clothes I fucking love this trope so much bros
ouuuuughhhhh i'm looping i'm looooooooooping
>>577255108The greatest...
>>577255076She's not supposed to be this cute.....
>>577255056Is it up in Europe?
>>577255141Wtf?
>>577255190Why not?
>>577255120mmnyo thanks>>577255245just in japan I think
Umanko
>>577254667Bright love
>>577254895oh is THAT where my pp hint keeps coming from in autos
>I was able to jerk off and do 3 clanker runs at the same timeI love the clanker, I can finally dedicate my free time to the things I like.
>>577254958I watched one of their music videos and they are cute.But they would be cuter as uma musume.
>>577255437ye throne gives you pp hints very frequently
and you what are you seeking?
>>577254991yeah I'm not looping anyway this is an actual parent run so SS should be the bare minimum especially herefinally got a second 3* stam gp with a good pink AND gw, so just need to get this and I'm set
>>577255518Bearl:DDDD
>>577255563She's dead...
>>577255531I should a wait years for Miss Cygames, bros?
>>577255563nakayama kino
We need SR selectors. Not having Seiun Sky drinking water while scratching her ass (Wit) is a pain in the ass
>>577255621if we're lucky we'll see her by the end of this decade in Japan
Bed breaking sex with Seeking The Pearl.
>>577255034you would
Loving the Pearl
>>577255621Assuming Yanko is 6th Anni then you will see her on global at the end of 2029
>>577255681You're not going to use her anyway. Bobo's TTL is valuable, and FM is unreplaceable.
no one says any of that
Leaving the pearl
>>577255721this image is always so lewd, I imagine those are sfx from Rickey when she gets plapped
Big patch for just a couple banners
>>577252453You missed out on a tiny bit of bonus stats for not getting a great success but thats not a big deal.The bigger problem would be if you missied out on buying the good songs. Buying the bad songs reduces the song pool, making it easier to get the good songs later, but as long as you lucked out and managed to get the good songs anyway, then it doesnt matter how many songs you actually got.The songs that get added to the song pool after each concert are fixed. There are 3 TE+5 songs in the pool initially, but no new TE songs get added until after the 3rd concert. Thus the 4th concert is the most important one.As long as you managed to buy the SP bonus song for the 3rd live and bought 30%+ worth of TE songs for the 4th live then it really doesnt matter that you got a normal success for the 3rd concert.
>>577254830More like bring on the Bouquet!
>>577255869maybe you're just coomer brained
I need Cygames to add a way to remove this without spending $20 for a horse I already have
i've been saying this for years now
>>577255953Yes, of course I am.
Pearl in less than 12 hours
>>577255953Sound effects Curren makes when she gets plapped?
I hope they give us 100 free pulls on Seeking the Pearl's banner, that's the only way they can get people to spend the carats on her banner to finish the remaining 100 out of FOMO.
this is shit
>>577255757Uhh what is that supposed to mean?
mambo yada yada desuagemasenmommy agnesmommy super creeklow cortisolhaha golshi so wackyharu urara pure daughter
>>577256090lol
>>577256049>Skipping the Pearl Pearlfect for my carats
>>577256206Dont say that...
what was the 77mb patch about
>>577256090can't be worse than bamboo mutekimory
>>577256287Probably evolved skills for next CM
>>577256287Sorry that was me.
>update carats tracker for club's new lower rank>all my plans from 2028 turn red
>>577256268Dont worry bro i will do paid daily pulls for her and she comes it would be good
>>577256090WE are all saving for ashton kutcher
>>577256363I told you that shit mattered but nyooooo it's just a couple hundred carats bwo!
>>577256287Pearl's fat mare ass and tits needed those MBs
>>577256268first ever banner to have the rate boosted to 10% lol
Why are all the uma musume fanfics either with american trainer ocs, porn, or Yuri
>>577256363mambwo...
>>577256363I'm sorry mambro but I'm only doing 5 auto parent runs per day because of the borrow limit
>>577256465Everyone wants to fuck the horses
>>577256465that's 90% of fanfics for everythingwomen were writing about the star trek crew having gay sex in the 60s
>>577255027are you implying there are non cute cafes?do we have you break your legs?
>>577256586Give me good slow burn romances or just good writing. How come the best fics on the god forsaken fanfic sites are the translated fics from pixiv? It was good! >trainer getting groomed by Gentildonna >admire groove learning how to accept love and support >the dozens of gold city angst fics where she fucks up her relationship with her trainer Pic unrelated I just think it’s cute
>>577256363mambro...We are only 11 ranks way from A+. Get those auto runs in!
I’m predicting maintenance on the 15th. We’re gonna get TT rank cap raise, evo skills, auto play, auto dailies, daily parent borrow increase and spark reroll increase
>RubyDo i need like 1lb of her?
>>5772571351 LB or Borrow
>>577256985tell that to the 5 retards doing less than 2mil/day
>>577256842No I'm not Suzuka
>>577256837Bleh. Not one single decent fic
>>577256091Even in JP it's considered a trap skill even though you get it from the new speed Tap card. There's only one uma that can use it because of how much it fucks your stamina
>>577257019Okay Nostradamus
>>577257302>it's still shit in jp who are 3+ years ahead of us.Grim. Dark even.
>>577256091>>577257302>>577257407Maybe Pama if anyone? Would need to test
>>577257302> -4%Just get a bit more stamina bro>>577257407It's a pretty good skill for shorts and miles if you can do math
>>577257292Belno SEX
>>577257509Math?
>>577257407>>577257496>>577257509It's almost 3 whites worth of stamina. You need a good front that's not a runaway that has a stamina recovery ult to use it.There's only one
>>577257569we need more belno porn
Umas i want on my account only because of their looks:
>>577257569That's a real puffy belno
I'm so hungry I could eat
>>577257746ftfy
>>577256985>>5772563637 and Mambo dies a horrible death
>>577257883You could eat what
>>577257883Haha, she WOULD say that!
>>577257917But i like Palmer more by her looks than Curren
>>577257917>V and UmamaCUTE
>>577257994I was going to drag her over to them also, but I got lazy.
>>577257883And then she ate those food
>>5772579397 and Mambo has a resurgence, 4 and I am struck down by Shiraoki-sama for not wishing for them to suffer, anything else and everyone stays in limbo
Do we have Palmer cryer and Helios cryer?
>>577257994Palmer is so pretty
>V bullshit took not only NTR but also Ayabe She doesn’t deserve this
>>577258097We are about to witness the Mamboissance
>>577258212be niceI think of you as the ayabe iphone poster, if that helps
>>577254641isn't Forever Young a bit too big?
>>577258097This post will get a lot of (you)
they’re called suck fucky
>>5772580977 and you have to delete this post 4 and I draw uma porn (I have no drawing ability)
>>577258249He doesn't deserve anything nice
>>577258097Umazing!
>>577258282Is it ethical to sex Calstone?
none of these new thread celebrities will ever be as good as meekschizo
Why is longslop so badIs cygames just incapable of fixing fit
>>577258389everyone does.
>>577258269nyo
>>577258269Ebayan is a good sizeI think Ebayan should get donuts for being a good Ebayan
>>577256439>Seeking The Penis is a mareWTF NOBODY TOLD ME????????
>>5772584483600m is kino bwo
>>577258396It is the most straight thing to do
>>577258437that guy reminded me of one of my friends and it pissed me off
Would be cool if the phone version shows the auto run progression bar on notifications
Which uma wouldn't mind a plus-size, out of shape trainer?
>>577258650teio
>>577258458Not him for ruining the thread
>>577258675you're the one bringing it up
>>577258650Teio
>>577258650
>>577258650togai deio
>>577258735>pointing out the monkey smearing his shit all over is the issue, not the monkey doing it
>>577258525bro... She's a legendary mare toohttps://youtu.be/U3b7_KEMOfI
>>577258650Haru Urara
>>577258650Teio, why even ask?
>>577258762>>577258746>>577258670>>577258781>>577258808>>577258858
>>577258840i want her halloween alti like witches
>>577253498>>577253620I mean what do you expect, theres only so many zodiacs
>>577258650Bueno, Creek, Gentildonna (good fucking luck lmaooooo), Digitan, Goldship (you’d get jacked from her shenanigans), Fine Motion (edge case), Mayano Top Gun (kinda), and a few others but they’d just help you lose weight throughout the career
>>577259032Same, the bigger the hat and tits the better
>>577258903Okay can someone explain this meme
>>577259102my man…
everybody's always Ebayan this, Ebayan thatmotherfucker couldn't even win the Dubai Cup what a loserass little bitch
Somebody make a thread with Bamboo Memory at the top. Let's really keep them guessing
>>577259058>BuenoFusion uma...
>>577258735It's true and you know it too, he's an annoying cunt for doing it, don't lie
>>577259164You, you understand me...
>>577259197Which one?
>>577259257Records not rules
Ninja thread pls
>start run>fine motion speed runs her event chain and only gives the regular skill before the debut raceok
>>577259353I think we should do an umamusume thread
>>577259058This is not what I asked, I intend to stay plus-size and possibly even gain some weight. I need an umawife that will love me despite the belly. Teio seems more like it
Here’s a better question:Which uma would you be able to successfully fend off from a heat induced rape attempt?
>>577259102Nandeyane I love Seeking Pearl now?
>>577259513tahbo
>>577258573Me?
>>577256268goddamn even with speaki she still has that ugly hag lips
>>577259545neil?
>>577256363>a loss of 3 draws a monthOH NOES!!
>>577258650bono's entire career is literally fattening you up and the trainer never once complains or has trouble eating it so he's probably a fat hog
>>577259697>>577259697>>577259697>>577259697
>>577259597We call ehm cryer around these parts, bud
>>577259758this is not what I asked for
>>577259503I don' think you gonna find Uma you'll like. They are all extreme top 1% athletes, and every story is basically a variation of lifting up each other to the higher planes and other friendslop vomit.
>>577259513Realistically none, they're all far stronger than any normal human, even Urara
>>577259102My Trainah!
>>577259058Gentildonna is not even getting near a fatass. Wtf are you saying.