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>>577218121This one
Thank you anon
I'll bump this one
cute haru and kingu
>umas that are available in global>OP is spaced correctly>but you took 5 minutes to create the threadthey won battle#3168, anon.
>>577217718>>577217718>>577217718no thread wars
RIGHT bread here
Thread wars: return of the V
>>577218478Eh fuck that thread it's like the 4th mirako dantsu thread he made again
>>577218478I just got up on my pc unfortunately, if I got up like 5 minutes earlier I'd have baked earlier myself but he baked instantly at 750 posts
Mambwos what are we gonna do about the Nethanyahu question?
>first 2 posts hidden the moment it was createdbot general
This one.
>>577218714how...
actually a proper bake so I stay here
>>577218654probably keep flatlining idk
What is your win rate looking like non Oguri players
>nothing but drama postingnice thread umatards
>>577218890not that good I think around 40%
>>577218934where's the drama posting
>>577218890my digitan is like 42% but I made her just recently
>>577218626Autism really is annoying sometimes isn't it? They say autists are just different and not worse, but sometimes it's hard to believe that
>>577219063Uhhhh bricked! uma&co! mambo!
>>577218934CM is over.next CM doesn't start until daiichi ruby power releases.everyone is just clanking so people don't even speak about their careers.we're auto-mode gacha now.
>>577219175idk if I care that much about ruby powerI'm clanking my gp's now though, I'll settle on 2 blue 2 pink
>>577219063here, there, and everywhere
>>577219175Ruby is out tomorrow anyway and not everybody is running backliners
so nowhere
>>577219336I'll probably run mile raisu, she won me the 1st virgo
One jigg two jigg red jigg blue jigghttps://jiggie.fun/rPQ00whttps://jiggie.fun/rPQ00w
hey
wahey
i hate that zoomer so much it's unreal.
>>577219063Checked the archives and Um*m* is grooming in dicksword
>>577218890Me? Gongaga
mares
>>577219613nyo....
>>577219676what about them......>>577219664based I really wanted to make mcqueen too but was strapped for time
My gallons are compromised....
>>577219676I agree!
hell on earth
>>577219705Otani is basically the emperor at this point. When I was in Japan that dude was on every fucking advertisement and bottle of pocari sweat
>>577219613I wanna roll for her but I might end up bricking my account if i do. So many of my uma rolls have gone to pity or close to it recentlly
>>577219790I swear the baseball is so huge and I had no idea how japanese are crazy for it
UOOOOHHHHH I'M LOOOPING
>>577219767christ, i don't think i've run into a uf5 yet.
>>577219853100%I'm a burger who played baseball in college and have been to countless mlb games and the Hanshin Tigers game I went to was ELECTRIC. I've never seen a crowd so hyped for a game in my life
>>577219625she's been doing that for awhile just let her have her fun
>>577219864LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPING UOOOGHGHH
>>577219853It's literally the only sports ball game that will cause them to riot gwo...
post your soulless meta golem
>>577219994>1 unrankedbricked.
>>577219864but umama told me looping was a scam...
>>577219975>>577219961so funny but at the same time interestingOhtani must be literally the MESSI of baseball
>>577219994>Pace A witlet staminalet>sub 80% winrateoh no no no no
>>577219705>>577219650>Dodgers>Not the based meme METS
>>577219853I think pretty much every Japanese game console has loads of baseball games that never make it out of Japan, they can't get enough of the stuff
>>577220114I can't overstate this but he's even biggerHe is literally Mr. Japan>>577220117I love Jefry Yan
>>577218121Thank you for a proper bake
>>577220114To be fair Ohtani is becoming America's Messi too
>>577220169
>>577220194so that's why they played baseball in jojo part 3>>577220209>>577220221sugoi....
>>577219994going to be honest, i would figure a 1623 nazi would be better than 77.5%
>>577219961>hanshin tiger fans
>>577220274Fun history fact but it was adopted from all the veterans stationed in Japan post war and it was literally part of the reconstruction effort. There wasn't really any national sport in Japan and since the sport was so orderly many cities started making leagues and it exploded from there. It's kinda similar in Korea just not as big
rate day 4 of cm17
>>577220396fascinating rating right there
>>577219625>it's real
I sure hope this is enough for this week, I'm still in the middle of upgrading my team
>>577219520hey
>10 runs in a row>no S or giga low rolls with like 0 rainbows for 5+ turns while having 30 specialty bonusI'm so tired of this game. This is why I will never swipe for this game.
>>577220396
>>577220114>>577220221So Ohtani is a FRAUD??!
>>577220489You should look up what Train Otaku are like. It's a fun history of arson, terrorism, and murder.
you faggots get upset at an image in the OP because it's the same uma every so often but some tranny spams an ugly off topic boy and you fags don't say shit to himwhy
>>577220538and that's how I got stego pregnant
>>577220465not sure if grass dom is better than rabbit suzu or if I just got an easier matchup this time/10
I'm thinking Falco, Bourbon and Teio for next cm
>>577220067I was sabotaged by a latina with a fat fucking ass
>>577220608I've only ever met one singular train otaku and they were annoying but harmless. how could terrorism possibly be related to this type of nerd
Trainer-san!
Fuji Kiseki
>>577220513>>577219967I thought you neighas were lying
>>577220654Thanks for the bump bwo but we don't need it now, the other thread is already dead
>>577220730when ur brocked...
Im so fucking annoyed at you people making multiple threads just pick the first one that gets made, no one cares, the one thats first doesnt get deleted
>>577220730many such cases.
>>577220678I still have my virgo winner raisu, gonna recreate that in virgo 2 but actually proper nowI had no fucking idea what was I doing back then
>>577220731I saw a news article where they threw smoke bombs at a train full of people to get them to stop so they could take pictures.
>>577220654everyone here is indian or a bot anonlast thread had a westoid tranny op and they still used it
>>577220738I would follow my beloved trainee anywhere
>>577220806you're just seething your lazily made thread didn't get picked
>>577220771I need to do magic tricks on my penis
>>577220806If you want to be antagonistic at least do it properly
>>577220115>>577220371not to sound like i'm making excuses but almost all my losses were to other xogs who got lucky pace. like there were 3 times i lost to non-xogs and they were to late pasa, hybrid debuffer/late gambler maya, and yellow falcon.
>>577220465At least I made A finals/10
>>577220861its not great but not too far from my open laisu i got right now
This one!
>>577221043
>>577220465i remade my ace parent and ace but im too tired to finish my tickets tonight
>>577220891Damn. I wish I was THAT dedicated to my own stupid interests. Good for them.
>>577219994gwo..
>>577220891crazy..
>>577220958*need her to doFuck I'm
>>577220891would it not be easier to just go to where the train is gonna stop next? The schedules are publically available online and on site
remember to do your daily physical exercise and/or work on your posture.
>>577221607i'm going to plap you bitch
>>577219994Haven't done todays races
>>577221607going to exercise by fucking your posture straight
>>577221607But I already did both of those.
>>577221619Love Tachyon
when are we gonna get another extra rewards event for team trialsI have like 100 jellies to use
>>577221560Some of them cut down trees where trains pass near forests to take specific types of pictures. It's probably about the background too
>>577221607For whoFor whatIs the CIA going to give me half a billion dollars for my efforts or will a cute girl land in my lap
where are all the dedicated Open Leauge players? You'd think there'd be more with how disliked Grand Live is
>>577220958>>577221480Well, I want her to perform the "walking down the aisle at our wedding" magic trick.
>>577221824Do they jack off to the pictures?
>>577221848In ExcelUma
>>577221848Well made Clankers can get you into Group A Round 2 in graded, why would anyone open league
>>577221828The former>t.CIFBI
which uma would enjoy being forced a little`
This is the match that got me A finals on my last set
>>577220861Started playing after rerolling for kitasan in december. No idea what I did and I glued the umas at some point but I got this pic
>>577221873>>577220958>>577221480I want her to perform the "making a family of two appear out of nowhere after nine months" magic trick
>>577221607bend over and we'll begin our exercise
>>577221873STOP FUCKING BOYSSTOP MARRYING BOYSSTOP BEING HORNY FOR BOYSSTOP KISSING BOYS
>>577222081>BNW podiumHoly sovl
>>577222024i saw a full clanker team with a combined 40%wr yesterday. i hope to lose to them in finals.
>>577222081BNW Podium is a hype way to close it out, hot damn
>>577222024drooling on the fucking controller can win you graded CMs its about reaching that coveted 100% WR
>>577222081You are stronger than me...
>>577222131If you told her you wouldn't make veggies for dinner if she put it on, would she?
>>577222081i know you had it in you, congrats>triple podium too
>>577222081Good job, anon's mother!Good luck getting your 17th platinum (your son has 3 or something)
>marked
>>577222081SOVL
Considering the amount of siblings these girls have, you better be ready for multiple daughters.
>>577222249
>>577222081incredible how every single Unique hit at just the worst point possible, what kind of luck is that
>>577222197I almost lost to a Clanker Hog today, Brickey barely saved me
>>577221848>>577222024
>>577222027Thank you sirGlory to the US of A
I still have no idea what to voucher honestly, I have the essentials on MLB already
>>577222127I want her to perform the "oh shit, she's suddenly on top of me" magic trick.
>>577219407Stegosexo with 11 sex and spicesex
>Gambled on a fart (again)>Lost (again)It can't possibly get worse, surely I will win another plat
>>577222480For her next trick, your clothes are going to disappear
>>577222480
>>577222480She can make semen appear out of a hard penis and she can make a hard penis appear out of a soft one.
Fix it. Now.
>>577222578A proper Torena is always prepared (to be ridden.)
>>577222480wait a minute....
>>577222480Those marks? Me
>>577222173>>577222219>>577222241>>577222253They even alternated wins
>>577222651They need to fix her appearance first
stop making me lust after tomboys.tomboys don't exist anymore.
>>577222713>canonically biwa had more winsHECKINKINO
>>577222732
>>577222789But what if she lusts after (You)?
mr cock and balls sucked my cock and balls
>>577222713I promise I'll stop running sovless slop teams...
>>577222713most sovlfvl torena here
>>577222878>>577222789
You made it into A finals, right? You're not a B finalist whose human rights are going to be taken away?
>>577222943I need Chibi AI anon to come around with a picture of Torena enjoying Fuji's scent.
>>577222480But can she make my salami disappear and appear and disappear and [...]?
>>577222651Her card did fix it, but because it did, it will never be canon
>>577222713I hope your other tickets are good too, and good luck on the finals BNWbro
>>577223103That was my last ticket, and the only one to get 3 wins
Will Cygays give out trophies for Global?
>30% failure rate with literally any card>nothing happens>5% failure with kitasan rainbow in it>Yeah, I'm pretty sure the speed kitasan has a rigged failure rateFucking stupid ass black bitch, you really want other umas to fail huh
>>577222962I was too busy playing other games to figure out the scenario in time for finals, rip my human rights...
>>577223153very soulful CM. the only way it can be even more soul is if...
>>577222962I got into A Finals on my First ticket and have been procrastinating the rest of my tickets ever since
>>577223153It was meant to be then, good luck on the finals!
>>577223163Why would they? JP is a single country, and a civilized one at that, so that means they'll keep those whales foreverHere? It's confirmed to be mostly seanig cheaters that will most likely sell whatever they get and jump ship as soon as another fotm is released
>>577223163probably, concerts are way more expensive than some plastic bullshit and they're doing old concerts in the US just for parity reasons
>>577222962I threw in my xog I made an hour before the cm started and ended up with 78% wr
>>577223153BNW VICTORIA!!!
my day was terrible and then my lickey killed some hogs and it became a little better
>>577223283Just make Trophies American addresses only and watch the seethe
>>577223283oh yeah the country with an extensive history of Junior Gravure is civilized, give me a break. JP phones have to have flash forced on because creepshots and subway rapes are so common.
>>577222943>genetically compatible>smell talkDangerous perverted uma
>>577223463n-no they're pure and demure and nothing like the gaijin BAKAS I have to live around
>>577223050That depends. How do you want her to make it disappear? She's got several ways of doing it.
>>577222962I made it with a clanker late OGuri and two hybrid doms from CM12 with dirt G. This game is a joke
>>577222943This is just straight up flirting...
>>577223427>all won by chink and indian cheaters using vpnsThat'd be so fucking funny>>577223463>have problem>fix it>this is somehow badYes, it's more civilized. Only reason those acts aren't as talked everywhere else in the world is because it's easier for the authorities to ignore it and let it happen, and kill your dogs while they're at it
>my trainer got arrested for groping the uma hostess' at the cabaret club
>>577223664Jeets hate anime and Chinks have their own server, why would any of those play on VPNs?
>>577223653You think Fuji would do that? Just flirt with her Torena?
>>577223463yeah but you don't get stabbed to death by niggers with schizophrenia in japan
>>577223664Convieniently skipping over the still current problem of Child Models shaking around in fucking Calvin Klein because "They made Anime, they deserve the benefit of the doubt!!!"Don't start sucking off the japanese just because their korean sweatshops produce your favorite media. You're no better than a Harry Potter fan.s
>>577223780I mean this is okay but this one >>577222943 is absolutely shameless
I am devastated.
>>577223849
>>577223746Better delete the post before he reports it and jakarta's leanest hall monitor issues you THAT
>>577223801You have not been to Tokyo
>>577223936Fair enough.
>>577223959Movie widely critiscized globewide for its overindulgent exploitation of child actors, singers and dancers (a famous problem in Japan)
>9/20 yesterday, 8/20 todayAnd got this on the last ticket lmao, hopefully getting stuff out of the way and not a sign of what awaits in finals. But if so, I got two 4-1s and a 3-2 so those with whatever happens on Thursday remain a decent carat boost. No Mack wins today :( but Brickey snuck in one today so I'm happy enough>>577223153Good stuff BNWbwo, best of luck on your finals!
who made the ledditor retard feel welcome here
>>577223938That's a clanker, you didn't even work hard on it
>>577223849Flock cameras, schools encouraging hrt on kids and Hollywood exist in the US, including all the things you mentioned so yeah, japan is better in that respectNot to mention how convenient it is you mentioned those problems, but ignored Epstein, Wayfair and Blackrock are US based scandals. I can keep going if you want, be it about pedophiles or other warcrimesSit down and get humble bucko
>rumblings from the official unofficial /uma/cord>plans to form a new but ethical S-tier club
>>577224221BUT SHE WENT FROM DIRT G TO DIRT SWITH GOOD STATSIT TOOK THREE DAYS OF BORROWS TO GET IT
>>577223938>Independent LearnerI'm going to beat the shit out of you what did you expect
>>577223980Is her entire story her flirting with her trainer?
Give me a purple Uma
>>577223849>>577223463I remember someone making these exact same arguments on Xitter and it was a pajeet trying to deflect shit from people saying India has the highest rate of rape in the world
>>5772241854chan's basically reddit 2 since 2016
>>577224293Yeah three days of clicking a button maximum of 9 times
>>577222081KINOOOOO
>>577224234You should move there man, the yen is super strong and a black company would LOVE to onboard you while you pay the recently proposed foreigner taxThey are the ideal society
adopt her
>>577222987What's on the Rice menu?
>>577224439bread, tea
>>577224405She's' french so no.
>>577224316but I got 53 firsts with the other two members of the big three, then four more wins with other old horses that weren't clankers but were lying around the stableopen league and chill is comfy
>>577223753
I'm not pulling for it and it's going on a 4 month borrow slot>But you need to LB3/MLB it or else you'll brick yourself because you can't borrow other cardsDon't care. I'll prioritize Ramonu, hunker down and save for Neo/Ace, and then wait for Project L
>>577222081I KNEELHope you win finals
AI generated CM aces are unethical
>>577222480sssssssseeeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>>577224281bweeeh I was not invited
>>577223469
You’re not THAT easy, are you, Trainer?
>>577224319Part of it. Other part is inspiring her ponies.
>>577224696actually, she's forcing me and I can't pull her away
My trainee said I "smell bad but in a good way". Talking nonsense like that is a sign of sleep deprivation right?
>>577224696WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT RETARD DOING WITH THAT COFFEEFAGGOT
>>577224464Surely it must be more than that.
>euros and burgers are accusing each other of living in countries ran by pedophiles>Meanwhile thirdies are plotting how to earn an extra $8 of game currency per monthmy concern? not having access to zephyr's air bags
>>577224696I would never have sex with my trainee it's uneth
>>577224850Love
>>577224971Forehead
>>577224996Cute Ruby!
>>577224971Why is she getting a recessive hairline...
>>577224910my concern? that Doto lied to me about her safe day
>>577224971code lyoko artstyle
uma for this feel?
>>577224971Palmer is balding...
>>577225162Sirius (in her dreams)
>>577224945they got him...
>>577225242What do you mean they "got him"?
>>577225162sirius in france
>>577225162Journey with that guy that stole my wallet
>>577225293Rice if she were mentally stabl
>>577223938Im going to make an Independent Open leauge uma and if it gives me something good I'm going to be mad
>>577225293This is a cute Laisu
>>577225162My trainee does this every time I tell her I don't want to umapyoi
>>577225293remove the stupid ugly hat and it is perfect
>>577225297I liked him too
>>577225293Rice if she were pregnant
>>577225320Why is she on a wheelchair the fuck happened to that horse
Which City would you live in?
>>577225293Delete this
>>577225791Espo
>>577225791Tap makes me feral.
>>577225847
>>577225791not paris that's for sure
>>577225791Gold is the only choice
>>577225791espo > dance > slut
Seriously, where are all the grandma umas? The grandumas?
>>577225653I don't like these
>>577218121I run Open League so I don't have issues with ANY of this, so can someone explain to me why Debuffs are so problematic that Cygames outright banned them for future CMs?From what I've ever seen in Graded, this is one of the few times Stamina Management has even been a thing. Anytime I've seen in the past, aces are doing a Medium CM with 900 Stamina and 600 Guts. There's no way you can burn through that with just stamina debuffs, so nobody ever really tried. So this is the first time it's become a real problem, isn't that just an issue of this Scenario being annoying to get Stamina on, compared to Unity and MANT? Why is the issue Debuffs and not that GL runs you close to dry on Stamina thresholds?I'm probably missing something, so interested in learning the reasoning.
>>577225980dead
>>577225980Maruzensky is a great granduma
>>577225723Physical contact with an unwashed french midget forever changed him
>>577225914why are you brown
>>577225993It's just this CM track has no downhills, there's this mechanic called downhill mode that saves you on stamina so you're just rawdogging stamina from start to finish
>>577226061
>>577225898I didn't know rice could be this hot
>>577225898Short Rice!
Jo Cappuccino...
>>577225993No downhills means this 2000 is closer to a 2400 in terms of stamina requirements
Wei?
>>577225993>I run Open League so I don't have issues with ANY of this, so can someone explain to me why Debuffs are so problematic that Cygames outright banned them for future CMs?There's speed debuffs which used to be distance specific but now you can force trigger them everywhere else so naturally you stop making horses that win and instead make horses that make the other player's better horses lose.You also have to do this otherwise you're at a disadvantage.
>>577226589sexing zoomer and a rich pretty girl
I just started playing today and after doing careers of Daiwa Scarlet and Nice Nature it seems this game is completely yuri-centric. I don't get the appeal.
Look at my wife!!! isn't she so beautiful?
>>577226602Copano's Rickey unique is actually so strong at robbing 1st place. I won most of my matches just from her going from 2nd to 1st because she activated her unique into AAS.
Fun Fact: if your Trainee has a single (Uma)mother, you *HAVE* to step up. It's in the Trainer Contract, don't bother looking, just trust me.
>>577226640Toggle your trainer gender to male
>>577222081
>>577226187>>577226558Isn't the still only about 800 Stamina needed, with a buffer? And even so, that's an issue with the track, or with this CM. How does that lead to Red skills being considered so overpowered they get banned?
>>577225993>>577226602Telling you right now as someone who does pull this shit in Open, Debuffs are so much worse because you simply do not have the tools to just truck through them. Double Dom + Keen Eye is going to fuck you
>>577226787>you HAVE to fuck daughter AND mother!DONT HAVE TO TELL ME TWICE
>>577226725
>>577226602Then the issue isn't with Debuffs, it's with Goldshi's dumb Ult. Just ban that instead?>>577226640Like 90% of the horses are heavily romantically linked to the player (written as a man) with a handful of yuribait scenes thrown in as flavour. The vast majority of the game stories cater to standard gatcha tastes.
>>577226902It only becomes a problem if both your opponents are doing it, and I've never run into a group where that's the case, yet.
>beast bancho comes out day of finals>long, her specialty>next is a fucking sprintgod damnit..
>>577226902Who is the most likely to do this Machan or Marche?
>>577226904Oyakodon is sort of an unwritten part of the rule, but still very much mandatory, yes.
>>577226787Kitahara is THE model trainer after all!
>>577227047
>>577226861It's mostly due to summer goldship's unique which forces activation on debuff that's either hard to activate or locked to other track. So on top of murmur or dominator that is exclusive to medium track, you'll get another debuff on top of them
>>577227356If my hot/cute uma has a hot/cute mom you bet I want to fuck her by default
>>577225791Tap the Hag.
Sorry, Torena. Due to, uhh, "water damage" in the student dorms, we're asking trainees to stay with their trainers for the foreseeable future. That's not a problem, right? You're not going to do anything funny to your trainee, right?
>>577227061Thwn which starting character is romantic towards the player?
>>577225791sexpoir
>>577226904>>577227356
>>577227569why would that be a problem? I think Ulala would be just thrilled about a sleepover
well at least kita/dia release same day as new years event this year, unlike tams release where they didnt tell anyone about rolls until day of
>>577227774alas, I don't care for either of those two.
>>577227774
>>577227774cafe and a cafeling, huh? yeah, I can work with that,
using power daiwa borrow for cm18 valid on my raisu? it already has determined descent
>>577227569Bitch I have 5 trainees, how am I supposed to handle all of them?
>runaway suzu>guys main ace is xogthat's, uh.. a new one
>>577227569Funny? That's terrible!I'll talk to my folks to receive me and one of my fellow female trainers to check on my trainee who'll have to make due with my place in the meantime, but this means I'll have to train her remotely, but she can't neglect her other school activities
>>577227569There’s no need to go that far! I would never let my trainee not have her own space! I’ll happily pay for her room at any nearby hotel. One that she feels both safe and comfortable in. She’s already putting in so much work, so a lack of personal room and board is the last thing she deserves to be saddled with!
>>577227908Probably overkill, especially with nishino inherit and head-on
I was excited to pull for Pearl, but after finding out she is a meta horse and a reskinned oguri at that... I don't know anymore
>>577227569>You're not going to do anything funny to your trainee, right?No? I'm a professional. Wtf do you take me for?
>>577226904
>>577227805>>577227970>>577227974>>577228028You're such good trainers! Tracen is proud to have you!>>577227952You'll find a way.
>>577227981where does head on come from
>they all abandoned the Mirako thread
>>577228016I think the meta uma allegations are probably (?) a bit exaggerated
>>577228190Lose some weight fatty
>>577227734Super Creek and Nice Nature are pretty openly trainer centric. Vodka is very much so and King Halo has a fair bit too, and I'm personally a big fan of Suzuka's trainer romance, it's understated but feels very sincere. You watch her develop from someone wanting to run alone in a silent world, to someone who's ideal world involves you there waiting for her while she runs. It's very cute, but the romance is pretty understated, so it's not in your face at all. Fuku is another one that's decent, she pretty clearly confesses to you on Christmas, but the story is presented halfway like a joke, so your mileage may vary how much it lands. Worth noting that, especially in the Umas from the first year or so, the majority of the biggest romance scenes tend to be in the hot springs event (eg.Manhattan Cafe's hot springs event ends in an invitation to a 3P with her and her "friend"). The character stories (from the home screen -> story section) usually have a fair bit, too.
>>577226902Triple Murmur comps are rare but they can also reliably kill almost anything that isn't meme levels of stamina in open. Even double murmur will consistently kill a lot of stuff.
>>577219994My shitty hog did way better than I expected. Had plenty of mirror matches as well. For a grand total of 2 GL runs during registration period, I think I succeeded in my "just make it to the A finals" plan. Hopefully I'll lose there to someone soulful.Still focusing on looping parents, so I'm still far away from bothering with aces.
Counter-baking again, /uma/?
>>577228016>pearl is metaLmao. Cygames interns really want you to pull for this.
>>577227426my wife now
>>577228190people chose the non shitpost thread, yes
>>577228240
>>577228450Helios wouldn't do this
Musumesu on my fusu face-u
super VILLAINmeisho VILLAINrice ANTAGONIST
>>577228459BURGER POCKET
>>577228190Another uma's good will destroyed!
does Helios respect her Trainer's human rights? she seems like a good girl, but you can never be certain.
>>577228615who is he gonna pick after this?
I got my highest ranked uma ever with Mile S, but her skills suck so she's glue.
>>577228646Trainers have rights?
serious doto....
>>577228659He's already including Dantsu in his OPs
>>577228770well, on paper they do. but in practice...
>>577228170tach..
>>577228287Ty for reply
>>577228773why is Doto's unnamed Uma friend aura farming?
>>577228190amusing isn't it how jpfags have only damaged the reputations of the umas they spam by making /uma/ hate them? Well, except like gentil, her design is too amazing. Pretty much the rest though.
should i make a 2nd dominator for the finals or stick with 1 murmur 1 dom
>>577228773Not pictured: Digitan about to murk both their asses
Changed my main Uma to Rulership in order to maybe see Stego with some KFC but Digitan was the first one to pop up with it in her hands.
>>577228997He isn't even a JPfag, he just larps as one.
>>577219994me from >>577224147 two speed cards is annoying where I did 20 different runs and I broke 1400 ONE time and would average anywhere 1310-1380 on good and botched runs otherwise, Kita and Tachyon dislike wanting to do a rainbow together, bleh. This is the hog I stuck with because medium S and Fast Learner which also got everything I could hope for outside of speed greens, a Groundwork setup and maybe some dirt skills but I knew I wasn't going to get anything better than this. I honestly preferred to put more time towards Mack and made a Brickey who had a skillset I liked and minimum 5 greens.
>>577228773Stamina slut
>>577228997We all love Helios
>>577228997The smarter ones learned Japanese or already knew it and so didn't have any reason to hang around there very long; we are left with the dregs
>>577228541>10>10>1
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>5772290501 of each is objectively the worst possible strat. Go two of each or run three aces.
>>577228450In an event like this you must stand your ground against your trainee. I know its scary but if you just put on a brave face and reply with a firm tone they'll back down.
off meta is way more fun
>>577229080Next up was Pisa.
>>577228997im not so weak as to let other people effect how i feel about the things i like anon.
>>577229139HELIOS HATE
>>577229080DigiCUTE
>>577229080>>577229246StegoCHAD gracing us with cute jp content.
>>577227356>don't have to bang urara since she doesn't even know sex>her mom isn't even in the gameLmao
>>577229316NOBODY SAYS THIS
>>577229238>jobber x jobber violence
Spe...
>>577229394I SAY THISHELIOS HATE
>>577229420lardass
>>577229404Don't you have some dicks to suck
>>577229086cope fag our godKING V wins plat in jp meanwhile the stegoTROON can only post concert screenshots
>>577229390well the rule is only in place for a single Umother, I don't believe there has been any evidence of Urara coming from a broken home.
>>577229491nyo.............
>>577228589>Rice:>"I-I'm not a villain, I'm a hero">Creek:>"Oh? people want a villain, they're going to get one"
>>577229420you gonna eat the rest of that?
>dirt ace natie only won once>winner is always digitan or brickeyFuuuuckWhy do lates that aren't oguri or digitan always have a harder time winningRyan doesn't win much either even though her unique is almost always mandatory as an inheritFuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccckkkkk
>>577228997HAG SEX
>>577229639your tamamo?
Helios is cool and all, but what about the superior PALMER?!
>>577229556Nice shop faggotNuke him janny
>>577229556Nobody actually believes you btw
>>577229301I know you think you're being poignant, but that doesn't really mean anything to what i said. It's not about dictating what you like. By spamming a character thats not playable, thats naturally annoying. This fosters a negative association especially over time with said character. Its like how you could hate a celeb you know nothing about except theyre being spammed everywhere
>>577225410Falco... strong...
>>577228409
>>577229556>>577229712V paid a Japanese player to change their name and replay the concert for him. Typical brown behavior.
>>577229743
>>577225791https://litter.catbox.moe/617kts.mp4Espoir mogs
>>577229828In his second ever global platinum win (lmao) he posted an elaborate screenshot with placings.In his supposed JP win, he only has one image. He's not very bright, below average IQ most likely.
>>577228541910-1
>>577229975He can't even stand up properly with how fat he is, so
>>577229820how the turntables, most impressive.
>>577228916If you like Tore/Uma, then > Mejiro Ardan> Eishin Flash> Manhattan Cafe> Satono Diamond> Mejiro Palmer> Mejiro Dober> Any of the Gyaru girlsAre all good choices, too. On and Maya spends her entire career trying to make her Trainer commit a crime, so that's cool.
Staygoldtranny can't get a plat in the easier server
>he is talking to himself again
uh oh melty
>>577229741t*rfers
>>577230150V is like that
>>577230202i'm talking about you thoughever
>>577229390Yeah but who'd even pick Urara when Tracen is filled with young and fertile umas?
I have a confession... I already put my 3 umas in Ms Victoria concert and took some screenshots so I can act like i won even if i lose...
>>577230123>StegoGAWD actually plays JP>Provides cute JP content (KFC, Ramen)>Really really really really really really really likes Stego>V steals and edits xitter images>No actual proof of account or play on JP>Caught multiple times schizoing and talking to itself>Fat and gay
I have a confession that isn't gay as fuck and actually worth mentioning.... I want to fuck boy umas real fucking bad
>>577230339not only that but stego anon buys merch of his oshi and shares it here while V is too fat to even go pick up mail
>>577230375ITS NOT THAT FUCKING SMALL
>post NTR>mention V>schizo goes rabididk why but this works every single timehe gets activated like a manchurian agent
>>577229639It's the uniques, late-race velocity is strong on lates/ends and both of theirs give a lot of it right when you need it most
>>577229735Is that the cope you keep whispering yourself when you try to shit up the thread? Pathetic.The only thing in my mind is that (You), the anon, is a gigantic faggot and characters in your post have nothing to do with it. That association only works in combination of your posts and desperate avatarfagging, whenever I see the character herself, your lame shitposting never even crosses my mind.>you could hate a celebAre you really comparing your reach to a fucking celeb who is being discussed by millions?
>V could easily prove everyone wrong by posting a webm of his JP account>Doesn'tNyoooooooooticing
>>577230615brickey...
>>577230692tomboy WIFE
>>577230638wtf are you talking about you sperg? You're either brown or retarded because you absolutely failed to understand either post
super milk
Cheer up everyoneTommorow there will be content
>>577230375Boy umas have rewired my brain. When I started playing the game I thought I'd like the girly umas in fancy outfits like Rice and Cafe, the same kind of character I've liked for many years. But then I did Sei's career. Now I have Sei plushies in my room and play her whenever I can.
>>577230638Nobody likes you VAnd I mean nobody for real
>>577230839
>>577230718doesn't prove that much. Back when whales were easily spottable by their decks, several were insistent on larping as luckfags and even posted their carat pages
>>577230692
>>577230692>60 when the footage is 30wanna keep that in mind for next time, you're making the encoding take a lot longer for literally no reason
what's the point of looping parents when once you get the perfect full-set-of-white-that-you-want parents you'll need to reproduce that again with the right blues and pinks for whatever track condition that you'd want them on
i love how the V shit talking constantly exposes the newfags here lol
>>577230937umama
>>577230882Could you elaborate intern-sanWhat new content are we getting
>>577230914>>577230914>>577230375wtf that's kinda gay...!!
>>577230995Mentioned it before but I'm using webm for retards, because I'm a retard, and have no idea how to do any of that and would rather not because I'd likely just break the damn thing.
I’m going to get third in A finals barring insanity, but I won B finals last year so my Virgo Gold Star is guaranteed. Yay!
Was wondering if anyone would still bother borrowing my Wedding Kawakami card and then i look through my friends list and get pissed this guy i followed for Power Scarlet switched out for Tachyon
>>577230986You can post a webm going through your profile and change the description to /uma/.
>>577231147Nobody, yes
>>577231027It does not have to be perfectIt just has to be good
>>577231202surely that piece of trash has some kind of "FPS" section that lets you select/type in 30 instead of keeping it 60i don't care in the end, just saying that you can save a LOT (half it) time encoding
>>577231027The "perfect full-set-of-white-that-you-want parents" is literally just step 1 you know...
>shitstir drama all the time>always get called V, Umama or HayashiAmazing time to shitpost desu.
>>577228016She’s not meta until second anni changes, one of the umatubers is straight up telling people to skip her and buy the selector. Tachyon was kind to me, so I have funds to spare
>>577231328I'm V (from cyberpunk 2077), so nice of anons to acknowledge such a good game and that I've played it!
>>577231138This makes no sense
jfc>Do you want to take 10 speed that does nothing because you'll cap speed anyway or a 50/50 on 15 power + two hints for a very good skill or losing out on the gold skill and bricking your run.
>>577231328I love doing this shit when I'm bored out of my mind
>>577231328Does Hayashi even post here?
>>577218654Nuke Israel?
>>577231497uma musumay is highrol gaem
>>577231486hello newfag
>>577230375You know what is gay as fuck, though? Putting your basic bitch opinion behind a spoiler like it is some deep, dark secret. All the times people post Fuji Kiseki, Seiun Sky, or any of the other "boy umas" around here, and you think you get to be special by hiding your generic, NPC opinion behind a spoiler like it is actually controversial? Is your daily life such a fucking bore that you have to pretend that you have a dark secret that you only want courageous Anons to learn about if they hover or highlight the text covered in a black bar? Fuck you. Fuck you and your cowardice. Fuck you and your bullshit. Next time you post about wanting to fuck boyumas, you post it without your spoiler, you stupid faggot.
>>577231579We will not be free until every colony of theirs is destroyed, Shiraoki-sama told me so
>>577219853They are proper American slaves
>>577231554Is this her way of dunking on the more successful uma musume
I WANT TO MATING PRESS KING AND IMPREGNATE HER I WANT TO MATING PRESS KING AND IMPREGNATE HER I WANT TO MATING PRESS KING AND IMPREGNATE HER I WANT TO MATING PRESS KING AND IMPREGNATE HER I WANT TO MATING PRESS KING AND IMPREGNATE HER I WANT TO MATING PRESS KING AND IMPREGNATE HER I WANT TO MATING PRESS KING AND IMPREGNATE HER
>>577231686They aren’t boy umas, Fuji Kiseki is a takarazuka revue lesbian.
>>577231573Yeah he was bickering with Umama here. >>576710260
>>577231027You use the perfect full-set-of-white-that-you-want parent as a GP to make a decent track specific parent (i.e. with the desired greens and inherit). Not bad at all with independent training
>>577224313
>>577230375calling them boy umas is just a way for gays to deny these sexy women their rightful calling as the mother of my children because they're jealous
>>577231806
>>577231175Ruby PWR SSR which means ace making & room hosting can begin in fullAhMy heart races...
gm
your favourite uma? a boyuma, unfortunately.
100 more speed of 400 more wit?
>>577231806Cheval literally refers to herself as "boku" you fucking retarded low IQ subhuman
>>577231180I want to apply sticky "sunscreen" to Seiun Sky's back!
>>577231935Are you starting from 400 wit or 900 wit?
>>577231806I don't think it's that complex, I think it's just retards doing a retarded thing because they're stupid>>577231946Girls are girls anon, it doesn't matter what stupid things people say in some obscure and slowly dying foreign language
>>577231926is Vodka? she's my favorite hors
>>577231946heheheheh faggot
>>577232048You're a retard and I don't think Umamusume is for you
so is this fag just going to keep spamming screenshots and webms all night as if anyone gives a shit about this shitty collab
Trainer-san 5 manual MANT borrows doko
SEEKING THE PEARL TOMORROWWHO PULLIN’
>>577232030900wit and 1400spd
>>577232048>Japang is collapseing in 2 weeks, it's over for boyumasumagork is this true
>>577232094yeah just ignore and report he will keep doing it anyway because that is all he can post since he never wins cm or loh
>>577232049>no tits>short hair>dresses like a wannabe biker twinkyea, but that's fine too
>>577232094keep seething V
>>577232170>>577232094V jealous of an actual JP player. sad
>>577232119Not me, I'm saving for fat thighs.
>>577231946oh, you must be an expert in nihongo, please explain to everyone what boku means in detail.
>>577232170Even if he loses he still posts it though so what is your post
>>577232253Understandable. I will not pull her, as I don’t care for fronts, but I will remember her.
>>577232213I can live with a boyUma wife, i suppose.
>>577232048>plays a Japanese gacha>seethes at japanese language and idiomswhat is this called
>>577232367Being a terminally online closet tranny
>>577232282StegoCHAD
>>577232319boys make the best wives because there is an extremely reduced chance of a woman moment happeningBoys with umankos and tits are literally the ideal wives
Jordan...
>577232219>577232247>577232282Guaranteed (You)'s
>>577232253What's the lore for her having such delicious thighs?
>>577232119Me.
>>577232441you know that's a great point. thank you vwochacho
>>577232367>>577232426Someone triggering you, a collection of boring fat pedantic neckbeards who live for conformity and drama, by criticizing you for worshipping stupid annoying memes. Is what it's called.
>>577232443Delete this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOOO3UZG4UYuma for this feel?
>>577232256Oh? Is that a heckin twitch emote!!? I'm laughing and crying right now?!! Holy science, so funny you bodied that sis
>>577232434Stop calling yourself CHAD dude it's kind of cringe
>>577232591you lost
>>577232443so that's where she's hiding the burgers....
>my rickey almost always has a bad mood in cm>oponents Xogs have great mood alwaysWtf
They really could've given a warning that the mission for the Goldship outfit required umasanpo BEFORE they put up the stupid notice. Now I have to wait until after work tomorrow to spam her in Lives.
>>577232676
>>577232554Good luck to us both!
>>577232538Owner went to Cygames to ask them to put Machan so she's never forgotten and requested what she should look like.
What if I love multiple Umas how do I choose which one is my wife?
>day 2 went better than day 1>made it to A finalsWhat the heck!?
I actually sat my ass down and watched the anime, literally just finished season 2, it was so kino, bros, Teio suffered so much but she actually came back and won I'm so happy for her
>>577232814So the owner said she needed to have thighs that a man would want to die between?
your kancolle
>>577232880Yes!
>>577232801fatter
so what did we learn?
>>577232932I'm not a kingu fag but I appreciate how most fanartists make her look like the sexiest most delectable uma ever wtf
>>577232815choose anyone that's not Biwa, I have claimed her
>5/5>5/5>5/5>3/5My finals are fucked...
>>577232815idk man, a race? that's how they decide everything else, so I guess.
>>577232914What a great man. I'll always remember him and Machan.
>>577232725yeah bro that's totally fair
>>577232993All I know is she needs another alt where she's overly sweaty.
>>577232815Become a harem anime protagonist.
>>577232962I havent seen this post in weeks... bwo..I learned it's time to getting ready for next cm bwo
>>577232993it's easy to draw a sexy body when the face is so bland and forgettable
>4/5>3/5>2/5>get cocky, thinking I'll surely get 3/5 next>0/5
>>577233265>9/20
Legend races…should my next goal be eushin flash or spe? Is spe’s inherit really that good?
>>577232993Kingu cute AND sexy.
> Trying to get 5 minutes of info out of some sloptuber 3000 minutes video> Aston Machan is good but her alt is better> This doesn't sound correct> Check skills> Original Machan has accel unique, alt has speedThem sloptubers
>>577232815Embrace your imagination, anon.
>>577232908It's unusual for horse to lie down in their stalls? Or even sleep? Like, are they too small for it or what? Don't they all get locked up in their stalls when they days ends? I don't get it.
>>577233348flash kinda does nothingspe is a great inherit because it's current speed
>>577233405Horses hate lying because they are so naturally honest
can chiyono's reputation ever be restored
>>577233392original machan is good but her ult is hard to make work outside of sprints for the accel partaltchan is better but she's also like fucking 2 years away so saying to skip her for her alt is fucking stupid
Are you ready for next CM?
>>577233452
>>577232962You can luckshit your way into a finals sometimes. Also, fuck dirt medium cms
>>577233549Disgusting slop
>>577233476Without Uma&Co burning down to the ground? No, sadly.
>>577233401Who's the short orange haired girl next to Rice?
Gyaru?
>>577233476If your opinion on something changes because of an online shitposter you need to grow up
>>577233549Kino slop, wrong though
yesterday>5/5>5/5>5/5>4/5I'm fucking rich! Racked up 500+ just from round 2 day1today>2/5>2/5>2/5>3/5>same fucking xogAt-At least this will sandbag my finals
>Stamina is hard to get in GL.You press stamina, you get stamina, how hard is this to understand?Or just use sparks.
>>577233420Thanks. I put a few days into flash bc cute but started reconsidering. I still have my head start voucher, but I have everyone except og spe and rice, so after my pearl pulls, I’ll use it on rice bc she doesn’t get legend race for years
doto ass
>Christmas scene with Opera Oguys... I think I married the Centurial Overlord
>>577233645nobody likes you V
>>577233605uma&co can get obliterated from the inside out and chiyo's rep would still not recover
>>577233549My team is Fuji, Vodka, and Ayabe. Think this next Cm is probably going to be extremely honest compared to the last ones
>>577233549This is hilarious if it was prompted specifically with these detailsIf you just let it write shit, shame on you
>finally got a stamina 3* parent with decent whites and an useful pink after 2 weeks of nonstop autonow time to do it 2 more times :^)
>>577233557That's right - her sharp senses can be used outside races too
You know the staygoldfag never actually posted real proof he plays the game. He could easily have just taken someone else's screenshots from a discord and peddled it as his own
>>577233673>sparksopportunity cost for other things in a parent>press staminalvl 1 stamina facility, lowers other facility growth, and if you aren't clicking stam rainbows, you're bricked for the scenario mechanic too
OVR QVEEN got demolished round 2...
>>577233776>S+Anon....
>>577233710what's wrong with chiyo
>>577231761So Umama doxxed Hayashi and then Hayashi doxxed Umama? Where does V fit in all this?
>>577233797you can stop talking about yourself, nonny. Get a new material.
>>577233528Why would you try to make it work outside of sprints? Accels are king at least until a lot more skills get added.
>>577233848some rando made a gif of chiyo licking bakshin's armpit and when they posted it on reddit people freaked out and couldn't believe sexual things exist and reddited very redditly about it.
>>577233776...Bro? Your Racing Spirit Stam? Uma Stan? Groundwork? Tail Held High? Nimble Nav? Head On?Any decent white spark?
>>577232815Same, I even used that sorter to see which one was the one I liked the most but the results didn't convince meI might not like Umas as much as I thought and that kinda scares me
>>577233860>Where does V fit in all thisin umama's bussy
>>577233838long is so ass I have to use event Biwa for some skills
Most sexy umas posted here judjing only by her fanarts#1 Nice Nature# 2 Silence Suzuka # 3 King Halo
>>577233784can't stop thinking about them
>>577234123Where does Fuji fall?
>>577234123>Nature is first Hell yeah
>>577233848NothingChiyoposter just needs to be rangebanned
rare uma spotted
good enough
>>577233784>>577234182Hokkos...
Placing badly in the CM is nothing next to trying to paint minis with cheap paint and cheap brushes
>>577234004and guess what happens in 2 years that makes valentine machan better?
>>577234198I see too little posting here, so she is not in topAnd yes she is hot even in game
>>577234295> Guess what happens in 2 yearsLmao
So am I retarded (yes) or do you NOT want to be racing in Grand Concert? Really just more focusing on training/friendship training rather than doing extra races?
>>577234198on my cock
>>577232918how
>>577234373It took you 3 weeks to figure that out?
The only time Stego has shown up was without KFC in her hand. I've seen Espo being a fat mess 4 times, Oguri being a fat mess twice, and freaking Digitan 6 different times. I should probably sleep.
>>577234313I'll have to post more often and lead Fuji on the road to the top.
>>577234373where the hell have you been these last weeks? yes, you do not want to race at all, instead you want to get both skill point up songs as fast as possible
>>577234406I actually just came back a few days ago and just decided to give it a go. I'm doing a test run and just realized this is NOT the campaign you race in.
>>577234280Placing badly in CMs is nothing compared to getting landfucked in a game of commander
>>577234373Racing a turn wastes a turn for you to get tokens
>turf
>>577234403pregnancy weight gain
>>577234453>>577234471>>577234495Ok, I figured that out a bit to late this run but thats why its a test.
>>577234471oooh, I see, so yeah, this is basically Unity Cup 2 but you have to pray for even more luck so you have a good start and get as many training partners with friendship on orange before the end of the first year
>>577234417by me
>>577233860Umama doxxed Hayashi and Hayashi cried about it to their mutuals. V is flirting with Umama
>>577234235Enjoy your>Gained 1 hint level(s) for Focus.>Gained 2 hint level(s) for Ignited Spirit SPD.
>>577234373It's the opposite of MANT, to the point where I'll use the fans the first concert generates to skip having to do extra races for fan requirements after the debut race
>>577234171
my kingu
Come in, anon.
>>577234504Shina isn't lewd
>>577234598>>577234669Yeah, Just going through it feels like a weird URA where the emphasis is back on hitting friendship trainings as fast as possible. So I'm having to try and unlearn my Unity tendancies.
im confused. how do i make a debuffer with 564?do i only take murmur and 564?is there a chance it will activate 4 times?why do people take 2 gold with 564?
>>577234598the earlier you can get doing rainbows the better, but even single rainbows are useful because you get two types of currencyLH helps a lot in that regard at the start because she can give you +20 of the one you have the least of as well
Cheeky fucking c*nt
>>577233860>hayacuck is a pinoy SEAfag>can't help but being an annoying faggot>starts harassing umama>umama leaves for a better place>one day a gigachad V appears>steals umama heart in 0.2 seconds>hayacuck brain melts and starts seething in every thread>spamming about V and Uma&Co in broken english>typing walls of text at 3am about how "umama was supposed to be mine">posting blurry discord screenshots as proof>everyone just laughs at him>umama and V living rent free in his head forever>hayacuck keeps spamming that's pretty much it
>>577234731Sorry, I can't engage in such activity with a little lady that I haven't married.
>>577234843Murmur fails to activate half of the time, 564 just forces itAlternatively you can do Dominator + KeenThese won't activate more than once, some other skills with short cooldowns may
>>577234939>V>Gigachad Stop talking about yourself you faggot
>>577234843You take murmur and all the other whites you canIf it's a dominator you take that and gold city speed's goldAnd no it will allow it to reliably proc onceSome use multiple golds with 564 because one always procs and the other one can proc, in the case of murmur, it makes it more consistent
>>577234843just take the gold you want and with Keen Eye as a fallback if that one is in cooldown
I want Light Hello carnally. I want to have the raunchiest, sloppiest most drunk filled hazy sex with Light Hello as we attempt to undress and just fuck while still half clothed. I want her to leg lock me while I fuck her in missionary against a wall.
>>577234843Taking two gold debuffs is fine assuming they're both speed debuffs or both stam debuffs. Mixing them is generally a bad idea since you don't want to half-assed stam debuffers.
yknow real github devs dont usually have prereleases they just release the product when its done. This guy is such a vibecoding larper
>>577235204You're a virgin shut the fuck up.
>>5772353217 and I rape you
>>577234503Your round bird or brickey to have them as a gap in the cycle?
>>577235306> AI written postLmao
>>577235306chat will be using this?
>>577235387
>>577235387well, not a virgin anymore
>>577235387what the fuck
>>577235306>real github devs dont usually have prereleaseswhat
I'm such a failure I couldn't even get the 20 losses in a row in tonights CM to gloat about it
7 and you have to suck on Mambo's nipples!
Opera should get her own Manga
>>5772355897 and I fuck Fuku in front of her
>>577235387Gj bro on losing your virginity
>>5772355897 and you have to umaypoi with Fuku
>>577234939Pretty sure Umama is already taken by neither of these
>>577235589cutie
>>577235659>tfw my actual first time was in the bathroom at a football game in college cuz my date got super horny midway through
>>577235626>>5772356717 and Fuku masturbates while you and Mambo watch
>>577235626>>5772356717 and you umapyoi with Mambo.
>>577235681this is how umama was talking to V in the clubchat btw
>>577234983>>577235109ok thanks. murmur not being consistent like dominator was making me confused.
7 or 0 and you give you all your virginity back
7 and both Matikanes drain you both at once
>>577235795
7 and I get married to Machitan (lewd)
>>577235848wat
Stop rolling for 7s without a 4
7 for Fuji Kiseki. That's all.
If a character banner is coming up with 2 umas at 0.75% each (of which I only want one), and another one with 1 uma at 0.75%, and I only want to pull on one banner (and selector the other), which one should I pull on?Worded differently, does the 2 umas banner reduce the chance of getting off banner 3* umas?
>>577234504whats the relation between these 3 anyway. Oddly don't remember seeing them posted together much until recently
7 I marry Fuku, 4 Fuku marries me.
7 and I fuck Tazuna in front of Tracen 4 and I fuck my trainee
what does fuku think about the 67 meme
>>577235848Maybe next time
We fucked
word on the street is that botfags are dropping even more botting related tools next week
>>577235997They're sisters retardLiterally called the V sisters. They've always been together.
>>5772360427s are good!
>>577235889yikesI see
>>577235889>>577235795I don't know how 28 other members tolerate this, I'd be packing out immediately
>>577235979>does the 2 umas banner reduce the chance of getting off banner 3* umas?Yes
>>577235795>>577235889Gayest shit ever
>>577235979No you idiot. There is not a fixed total chance for a 3* uma, that all other 3 stars share.
>>577236250Not gay if one is a woman
7 and I cheat on Machitan
I have an adult woman fetish but I don't want to date a hag
>>577235795>>577235889all I see is two persons possibly bonding together over something they likedunno why the chuds here are so averse to making friends
>>577235795spygod I kneel
>>577236335I see that Grass hung out with Oguri Cap recently
>>577236383Easy fix>groom a child>wait
stop forcing 7s
>>577235889>>577235795oh, okaygood to know
DON'T LET BURGER POCKET BAKE
7 and I throw away all my carats on Festa
>>577236463Okay!
>>577236298Yes there is retard
Fervor! Air basketball!
>>577236434I'm kind of disappointed
>>577236627In what?
>>577236673doesn't matter, you don't need to know
>>577236585I was merely pretending to be retarded.
>>577236180>donate shoes>request shoes>fuck off from the club chat immediatelyit's just that easy. if you don't want to see it, then don't.
>>577236627>>577236734>hayacuck seething that umama got stolen from him
7 and I rub one out to Fuku, 4 and I don't rub one out for a week
>Realize Grand Concert's mechanics too late>"Well, its a practice run and its just an Oguri I ca-">3* on gutsI now have a 3* Guts, 6* Power Breeding Oguri with a Mile bonusNot as good as it could be but she'll be useful for some of the shorter distance racers
>>577236734Now I need to know
I like to imagine Shiraoki is Fukus older sister doing everything she can with her limited ghost powers to make Fukus day a little better. manipulating 8 balls, inching the ouija board a couple inches here and there, fucking around with the crystal ball, giving her a tiny bit of pull luck here and there when she can manage.
>>577235889>>577235795Lemon...
>>577236763not him in fact I hate him too
>>577236898>allen seething that umama got stolen from him
Ignoring hayashi and VLemon is the biggest loser here...I thought that he and Umama had a thingGuess he's just a sidehoe
>>577236847>7
>can't get 1100 on 2 stats with the autoclanker>same deck and schedule as alwayswhat the fuck, did cygays change anything? I can't even hit SS consistently anymore
https://x.com/umopap_isdn/status/2087236971303489650holy kek
>>577236847Is that why she nudges her trainer to get with her little sister?
I've recently found out that ramonu is apparently a huge piece of shit to everyone, including her trainer.Is this true?
>>577237045You never could hit 1100 in 2 stats with clanker
>waiting to snatch the new bread's butter
>>577237118If it's not true then how did you find it out?? Read her story on that spoiler site and see for yourself, if you want.
>>577236119>remezzo dropping overseerholy....
>>577236562What do you do when your god keeps wingwomaning for you/showing you visions of your trainer laying pipe on you?
>>577237045yaay
>>577237016which lemon
>>577236330woMAN
>>577237257Sweepyfag with a broken dick
>>577237074This is a fukushaku household I wont tolerate this slander
>1 win>39 losseswhat the fuck, I want to quit CMs now
>>577237016>>577236859I am not & have never been gay!!!
why can't we just be friends
>>577237404But why?? You won.
>>577237296imagine being transphobic
>>577237404you made it to group B and you will have a sub 3k lobby, easiest ms victoria of your life
>>577236149okay? no reason to be a faggot about it. Ive seen plenty of chev and ver posted over time but never together
>>577237181Dont fight fate? Shiaroki-sama knows best!
>>577237417WHY CANT WEEEEEE BEEEE FRIENDS WHY CANT WEEEEEE BEEEE FRIENDS~
>>577237514sex with this cute girl
>>577237404Welcome to graded CM newcutie. You just survive by the skin of your teeth and avoided getting sent to the shadow realm
>>5772364637 and I get a kiss from fuku. ON THE LIPS
>>577237404If you used meta, uninstall. If you used ur fav you are strong
>>577237579That's a man you transphobe
>>5772377057 and I rape Shiraoki
Next bread might be butter...
This has to be the only competitive game where using the meta is discouraged and instead they want you to use non-optimal strategies
someone bake before he links his necrobumped thread
Open leauge gamers why does Kachidev assume that my stam consumption at 1200 speed will be the same as stam consumption at 1600 speed?Is this simulator fucking stupid?
>>5772377264 and you delete this post.
>>577237819Its a pvp game, metakeks are looked down extra hard here
I shall make a thread and it will be brown
So which Uma's want to have sweaty hot sex with us, the trainer, so I can know who to pull for?
>>577237880>>577237880>>577237880freshy
>>5772378487 and YOU get raped by anon
>>577237886>anon actually deliveredkekaroo
>staygoldtranny is a tranny
>vandalized OPSomeone else bake
>another shit threadyou really are lucky I can't bake since I'm not on pc
or I wont
>>577237915Nice try buddy.
>>577237142The fuck are you talking about?The problem is hitting SS, at least in Unity.>>577237045Maybe, but too early to tell, could just be back luck.
Someone make a real thread. That one links to the other shit thread
>>577237045Sparks probably
>>577238320>>577238320>>577238320okay well proper bake with the right thread linkedsorry baking on phone
>>577237837It does not. The difference is not very significant in most races so you might miss it. IIRC it's about 2 extra stamina per second at full speed
>>577237609>newfagsadly, I've been playing since July 25, 2025.
>>577222687more like this?
>>577232256holy cringe
>>577233976i can smell her through my screen
