>Season 4 Trailerhttps://youtu.be/DiIquLrEqC4>D.Mon | New Hero Gameplay Trailerhttps://youtu.be/XckReAEvYvE >Growing Pains Story Time with LilyPichuhttps://youtu.be/psPH5Z_VJc0 >Tough Call | D.Mon Hero Trailerhttps://youtu.be/i2zohQuNcbo >Overwatch 2026 Spotlighthttps://youtu.be/N8Sgnn72e9Y >Schedule>Season 4 - OUT NOW!>MEKA Squad Event - August 11 - August 31>Overwatch World Cup Event - September 01 - September 14>New Team Competitive Drives - September 04 - September 06>Latest patch noteshttps://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/news/patch-notes/>Comics, short stories and musichttps://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/media/>Overwatch Esports 2026 Viewership Rewardshttps://esports.overwatch.com/en-us/rewards>Official Hero Statisticshttps://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/rates>Overwatch Wikihttps://overwatch.weirdgloop.org>Overwatch Esportsliquipedia.net/overwatch/Main_PagePrevious Thread: >>577237467
semen demon won
The
>double ears
Juno's body is kind of outrageous and immodest for such an innocent girl.
Ana ruined this game.
>>577288001you work quick
>>577288001odds I buy latex kirievens I dont buy latex kiri
>onetrick widow>she's fun
>>577288019her and sombra are the only girls whose pussies outline you can clearly see in-game on their default models
>>577287989we need a semen Dmon skin where she wears a sperm costume and her mecha is an ovum
How do you deal with Freja? Seems like she has no counterplay atm.
Shan't be playing until they kill 5v5
>>577288001That Juno skin is just Chikafuji Lisa
The YunaThe HanaThe Kyung-sooThe Jae-eunThe Seung-hwa
>>577288135
https://overwatch.wiki/
Playing Ana feels like transitioning.
Are we getting D.mon buffs in 1 hour?
>>577288175Going on a hot streak and hitting those headshots. Getting a triple or god forbid a QUAD on Widow with crisp fucking aim and positioning... Flick sniping a diver, flick sniping a blinking Tracer on your ass when she thinks you're as good as dead. Any and every time you actually do a grapple jump snipe. Getting a fucking CLEAAAN POTG on Widow. Hearing Widow's god tier lines when you pick off enemies or go on a hot streak. Doing "hello" at the start of game and hearing her cute autistic Oddworld Abe's Odyssey "huhlo". Widow is by far the most satisfying character in the game. It's not even fucking close the levels of satisfaction. The highest highs the lowest lows. She's the god character.Also easy top 3 hottest girl in Western gaming since 2016.
>>577288368The only real counterplay is playing someone like Ashe or Widow, and double-tapping her out of the sky before she can kill you. Every other hero either takes too long to kill her, lacks the range to hit her and/or not be crippled by damage fall-off, or has a slow projectile weapon that struggles to hit her.
>>577288907Click and point adventure ahh gameplay. Boring bitch to play.
>have the perfect opportunity to make D.mon stand out by making her baby form work different from D.va>D.mon gun perk doesnt transfer over to her baby form for no reason at allthese devs are genuinely so much more soulless than the OW1 devs that its honestly depressing. theres nothing that really stands out about this character.
>>577288907It's a shame they're so focused on moe anime girls now that they're not even going to try to add another woman with this much raw sex appeal. Though I guess you could argue Domina was an attempt, even she isn't close.
>>577288368Tell the devs to remove that non interactive bitch.
>>577289003Talking like a nigger isn't a substitute for actually making a coherent statement btw.
>>577289010Technically it works differently cause she can call mech in mid air while D.va can't Now buy more Juno skins, goy
>>577288368you ban her
>>577288907imagine the smell
dmon shmemon, there's only one QUEEN
does D.mons mech take a million years to recall or am i insane?
>>577289050Their last failed attempt at a good looking white woman was Freja but she is riddled with too much imperfection, bad voice, and looks a bit awkward.
>>577289319She actually vaguely appealed to me initially and I still occasionally break her out but it's instant fucking throw she is just so shitty and awkward to play.And apparently Dmon is a worse character?
>3 gig download out of nowhere>reprocessing shaderswhat
kiri yourself
Buff Junker Queen when they inevitably buff D.MON. It's their season.
>>577289050>>577289439Domina IS a good looking White woman who they painted brown. Contrasting this, Sierra is their successful attempt at making a "good looking" BLACK woman (has the soft Bratz doll button features and oval face in a characteristically African way).
Hana Song ruined a whole generation of women
>>577289630People irl: Hey man, how's it going?
>>577289461yeah dmon is ass apparently
>>577289430It does take a million years to remech. But I'd rather buff other areas.
>>577289439You write in a more reasonable way than the other anti-Freja schizos, but I'll still assume you're trolling because there's so obviously nothing wrong with her. She's definitely a bit on the plain side, but when you try to make her sound like some hideous ogre you just come off as a faggot.
>>577289630African women are better looking generally speaking than black American women.there are some cute black American women, but most of the time it's because they're mixed with something else
Hana propped Yuna for failure by putting her on a pedestal and having her perform like shit as her first impression.
If they'd just given her a straight copy of the hanas rocket boost she'd be useable but right now she's kind of redundant.. oh well.
>remove all tanks that arent conventional (only rein, orisa, sig, and domina remain)>remove all dps who extend their lifespan through abilities (remove mei, genji, vendetta, venture, tracer, shion, anran, reaper, sombra, sym, torb)>remove all supports that have abilities that have strong offensive capabilities that need to be purged, as well as purges themselves (ana, zen, kiriko, mizuki, jpc)>remove or rework the abilities on supports that provide antideath, overhealth or revives (lifeweaver, mercy, bap, brig, lucio)wow suddenly the game has the chance to be fun
>>577290150Why are you playing if it doesn't have the chance to be fun
>>577290150Didn't read your shitty post.
>>577290150Jusat play counter strike nigga
>>577288368I feel like Shion has a neutral matchup against her at least. It's not great though. At worst you could mirror Freja.
>>577289319the transphobic queen
Carried on the wind
>>577289814It's excessive but I'd say there kind of is or there'd be more porn of her. She has the Widow-esque style of Pixar face but there's something off, and it's covered in freckles which a lot of people either love or hate. The best porn of her is her looking skinny and showing off her feet while doing sex stuff.
>>577290150You sound like a League of Legends player
>>577290213>>577290215>>577290218[The dishonesty mains disliked that.]
>>577288458she should have had a little choker too
I got this cutie even if nobody else does
>>577290375>that hip to waist ratioholy cum
>>577290493
>honestynigger0/8 b8
testing the waters with all these physics i see
>>577290493I votee for him because he was polite unlike the rest
>>577290427>taking a meme literally
>>577290493Let's go Overlord! :3
>>577290383She's not an OG launch girl nor has a legacy yet. She's still in "development" as far as character goes lol. A 3D cinematic will up the game but since OW is not that popular, I doubt it will make much of a difference. I do think her design needs a little TLC not look as plain.
>>577290618>still no assngmi
gn junos
how are the comp games going guys
>>577290150I'll rape you to death in thunderstruck 1v1s
I dont know why they hide the prestige tier of the meka event when you can see whats in it anyways in the postgame score screen
>>577290040>>>/trash/feral
>>577290795Juno has a big ass tho, its just that pose
Don't care still picking Mauga. Honestyniggers need to fuck off.
>>577290651im clowning in that regard but if you honestly believe that>some tanks should have ultramobility or high kill capabilities at range>some dps should be able to sustain themselves>some supports should be able to have basic abilities that are gamechanging and require other supports to dispelthen youre part of the reason why the game is in the state it is. sorry that your mains on the list but facts are facts.
>>577290831I'm falling with style
>>577290831great
>>577290831I'm waiting for D.mon buffs before trying comp.
A cock in each hand
>>577291006based kor*an protestor
>>577291006Enjoy your bans.
cant wait for casino to come to the game and only talk about cars. ROLLED OVER! SHOULDA CHECKED YOUR BKIND SPOTS, PUNK. IM BURNING OUT!!!
I'm kinda disappointed they changed the designs of the final two heroes, I particularly don't like this mage looking motherfucker. The one with the hat might be obscure comic omnic Lynx 17 now though.
>>577291006Mauga is the most fun tank in the game and "le heckin shoot at le enemy tank!!!!!!!" is a meme propagated by streamers
>>577291220Hey he could throw in a few gambling metaphors, too, because he's not one-dimensional.
>>577290493is this a man
>>577291051>then youre part of the reason why the game is in the [best state it's ever been]Wow thanks anon.
>>577290827gn juno
>>577291051Tracer and Lucio and Winston are more fun than all of your favorite characters
>no gag reflex perfect woman
Alright, time level up her.
>>577291295Male omnics can't be dps. Hivemind would have been cooler than Shion if they commit to the OG Chu design.
>>577291220now that's what I call a hairpin turn!left in the dust! *autistic engine noises*heh, see you at the finish linesunday drivers...
the gun on d.mon feels so tacked on because they realized having another melee tank with no answer to flyers was a problem. it doesnt feel like it exists for any particular reason.
>>577291494>HivemindThat leak was completely wrong about everything after Sierra
>>577291446You will never be a real woman Shion
>>577290827Juno has the most svol highlight intros
>>577291446Imagine her with a younger woman holding that gun to head while eating her out
>>577291295I hope it's just the clothing and they didn't actually make her fatter
>>577291295They made them more lore accurate to the comic omnics which is lame because I wanted more sore thumb and cool designs.
>>577291609This is what happens when you pledge to start releasing heroes for the sake of releasing heroes. The game is going to end up the exact same as rivals(even more than it's already trying to be).
I did not expect Overlord to have that kind of personality. I was expecting a shy soft babyboy cinnamon roll. But he turned out to be a naughty brat maknae.
>>577291372shoulda had an ace up your sleeve...
>>577291386>the [best state it's ever been]someone wasnt around in the B.A. times (before ana)>>577291435tracer lucio and winston also happened to be where the meta settled just before they had to kill hero stacking. coincidence?maybe saying "fuck roles, lets just make everyone hypermobile and hypersurvivable then let the moshpit figure out who wins" is the fastest way to turn your game into boring dogshit that invalidates half the cast.
>>577291446Mizuki got raped by this.
>>577291295I wish there was a word for the sinking feeling you get watching something you used to love gradually fall apart and decay in quality
>>577291220They only did this with post-ow2 heroes after all!
>>577291952Kinda sad if you love shitty videogames.
>>577291295no more noir detective omnic hero?
>>577291727Shion prefers older women.
I'm impressed by their ability to make Paraiso even worse.
>>577291945What's the difference between invalidating half the cast and deleting half the cast as you propose? Also if killing multiple copies of a hero wasn't an option lucio/winston/tracer meta would have been preferable to any toher because they're the most dynamic. Not sorry if you get filtered. Anyway we have 1 hero limit now so it's irrelevant.
>>577292000I'm your huckleberry
>>577290618literally a diaper
>>577292109I don't think he ever was to be frank. He was probably just a gentleman omnic; he had a cane
>>577291295Detective still kept his detective design but wth happened to the guy on the far left? They made him into some generic Chinese staff guy. He probably be some boring pretty boy healer like Lifeweaver. Give me the gun welding psycho back.
>>577292054If you don't love any shitty video games then this hobby isn't for you
>>577292000gn cassidys
>Hover Rein, pick DmonI'm nooticing
>>577292276He looks like a zesty black dude to me.
>>577292000>Might be on tilt, might be I don't careseriously though what did he mean by this, I get what being on tilt is both in poker and gaming which is why it's a fine reference cause it's funny dual-language in a sense but what the fuck does this nigga mean he doesn't care, he doesn't care about doing his job right? he says it after he's died
>>577291446canonically she would wear that and say that
>>577292000OW2 not only did this to their own heroes but they also flanderized OW1 ones as well by removing alot of lines and making them sterile.
>>577292208being true to a role and following the distinct rules of each one avoids our current situation where you have to make heroes that are counters to other heroes. ana is the easiest example (she almost single-handedly created the need for dispels) but even on release they had to create flashbang to account for tracer winston and (to a degree) lucio. the heroes who fall through the cracks these days are the ones who dont fill multiple roles at once, and the most powerful ones are the ones that do. cull the former and you have a somewhat interesting game, cull the latter and you have an amorphous blob that results in that one video thats a mess of shields and anti/healing effects and movement abilities where you can barely tell whats going on.
>London eh? I've seen fancier. In fact, it's a fucking overpriced shithole.Bit harsh Kiriko.
>>577292208>>577293021mixed up the two in that last sentence but you get the idea.
>>577291295they look awesome
>>577293113Kiriko is too cool for paris syndrome.
dmon is boring
When will Mizuki get another skin? They did him 0 justice and paired him with Kiriko only to overshadow his existence.
>>577293620he just got 2 really good ones last season
R.I.P. Detective nigga
>>577292541we love Hana here
>>577293718watch them give him a generic human face
>>577293620He does have the starter pack epic, which is pretty nice.
Hey how about that Roadhog rework? Remember that Roadhog rework? Any word on the Roadhog rework? Can we get some color on the Roadhog rework? Any news about the Roadhog rework?
>new season>asian baddie character gets added>attempt to aura farm off the australian freaks in the opening round banter>no one thinks they're cool>try again next season with next asian baddie
>>577293904how about we rework the other half of the tanks to actually be 5v5 tanks first?
Freja when pushing the robot be like
Ok but why does suzu still invalidate 80% of the ults in the game
>>577293871>generic human faceWho even wants omnic heroes with human face wtf, shit is retarded.
>>577293113she's a stupid cunt and needs to be raped
>>577294078https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/overwatch_gamepedia/images/0/04/Freja_-_You're_built_to_push%2C_bot--so_do_it.ogg
>>577293825We sure do
>3 minutes of ads every 5 minuteswhat is even the fucking point of using twitch anymore
Remember in "Alive" where Widow fucking DOGWALKED Tracer the entire time, the hottest girl in the entire game assassinated Martin Luther King Jr.-robot and laughed smugly about it in Tracer's retarded, hapless face. How the one white girl in the crowd they focused on was there with her omnic boyfriend and was covered in ROBOT COCK fandom clothing and she screamed like the Hillary Clinton voters (this was post-election).nuBlizzard would never.>the face of the woman who just shot to death the fictional stand in for *the* black civil rights activist who was also shot to death
>>577293871He would look like a synth from Fallout 4.
>>577294316Stop watching Overwatch streamers who are literally only trying to squeeze ad revenue out of you!
>>577294098Why do you think you are entitled to get value from your ult before baiting out every support cooldown and all zarya bubbles?
>>577293021I would argue actually that it's overspecialization that results in counter relationships, not generalist, versatile designs which can adapt to more situations. Just look at your examples of Tracer, Winston, and Lucio who can be reliably dealt with simply by shooting as any character instead of swapping to a counter and against their counters like flashbang they're still playable and they're even decently playable on their worst maps. Meanwhile your keepable tanks (only rein, orisa, sig, and domina remain) are more team comp and map dependent than Winston, despite the counterswapping Winston memes. The balance team has to choose between Sigma being objectively the correct choice on 3 of the maps and good on the others or only good on those 3 maps and weak on the others. Although I like Sigma and think those maps are overly specialized and should be reworked to be less niche so Sigma can be normal. In the first place, though, I just don't share your perspective that the game is a totally fucked up mess right now. I just think there's a few annoying characters
>>577294078>>577294269clankers know your place
>>577293904you can preview the hog rework where hes useless and dogshit by playing cover instead of roleplaying as a lost child in the middle of an open field
>>577294078Would be funny if she ended up being Anibus' strongest soldier after all this tomfoolery lore and becomes a bot herself.
>>577294465Because ults take longer to get so they should be stronger than normal abilities.
>>577294549Ok but what if he is standing in an area that I need to contest or pass through? The gameplay against Hog is just to never actually try to fight him ever because he's unkillable while being able to one shot you?
>>577294350Widow will get a redemption arc and suffer withdraw from her drug use. She will become a better womanTM.
>>577294098It's pretty good against D.mon's
good night hanagood night kiriko
>try to play d.mon>enemy playing the most anti tank poke slop comp possible>just swap back to mauga and hawk down the backline>enemy has the audacity to whinewhat makes people like this? id gladly play any other character if every match wasnt full of bullshit that only like 3 tanks that can deal with it by themselves when their team wont
>>577294634Well what about the power fantasy of the support player who wants to deny your strong ability? Have you thought about their feelings?
Bodycount list
I swear this season I am not going to change my crosshair or sensitivity ONCELOCK IN
>>577295029No good night yuna?
>>577295146They can deny it with beat or transendence.
>>577291446do you think zion ever had sex
>>577295196we don't do that here
>>577295114All the fucking zens are not helping dmon do anything right now.
>>577295029gn
>>577292276he's wearing one of the suits you can find on the new asian map with the minis and the big green dinosaur. there's a store on the attackers spawn that has a suit like itit looks okay
>>577294883>She will become a better womanTMbetter? better how? she literally completed her magnum opus the night she made a fool out of Tracer, killed Mondatta and set it up to give Tracer maximum survivor's guilt**i.e. "you recall to stop your lungs and heart from exiting your rib cage in aersol form, and he dies clean (you are here). you don't recall, you die and he probably dies from my fucking collateral shot because I'm that fucking good anyway, the director even did a triple take on this sick fucking dynamic flying through the air angle I set up while you were blown throw the sky by your own bomb like it's Smash Bros."widow is so fucking based it's insane
>>577295196no good night for new kid
Playing Ana takes 0 brainpower. Bitch is so busted.
>>577295029nite nite
>>577295196with yuna the night is not yet over
>>577295556The OGs.
>>577295150Juno is a virgin
When was the last time everyone collectively complained about a new hero sucking? Lifeweaver? Sierra?
>>577295661the OGs???Sombra should be Dva if that's the case, fuck do you mean "the OGs" are you a newfag (someone who didn't start at launch)
>>577295751That's just what girls just tell you
>>577295852This one in particular proves that they just neglect to actually playtest sometimes
Nice try Dmon, however
Didn't they use to lock out new heroes in comp for 2 weeks before? So many matches are based on who has the least retarded D.mon
Ball getting 0 skins has to be a crime. He was in the 2D cinematic trailer facing D.MON for godsake. JQ had at least one last season.
>>577295954Juno isn't like that
>>577296171
I want to put my seamon in Dmon!
>E now swaps between gun and swordthere, I fixed dmon day 1
if you have such a good aim amd never miss any shot, why don't you play widow every game and insta win them?
>>577295404>Making sure the half-sentient trashcans will never reconcile with Capital-H-Humans and Overw*tch is to blameWidowmaker is a real one for that
>>577296384they're doing this to me at work tomorrow
>>577296527Cause widow isnt fun
>>577296641Fact check: false
>>577295196>that line about Dva and Kiriko "hitting the arcade stick together" and Dmon wants to join in too bros...
Why did Amelie killed her husband? Jack Morrison suspected that it might have been on purpose.
>>577294508>I would argue actually that it's overspecialization that results in counter relationships, not generalist, versatile designs which can adapt to more situations.the only reason i agree with this is because the generalist heroes end up forcing mirror matches because anything else becomes unviable. consider the early meta again: even when bastion could headshot and mccree still had his stun, nearly all comp play devolved into mirror matches of 2 tracer/2 winston/2 lucio. why? because if you attempted to pick anything else that would counter this comp, youd be focussed down first and sent to the shadow realm because flashbang isnt reliably effective when youve got two bubbles on you and bastion isnt going to shred through two 500 health monkeys or their shields before both tracers fill you with a clip each. you can say "well thats not a problem anymore", but its the same thing with a comp consisting of winston/dva/tracer/anran/lucio/ana. that team has the ability to completely nullify the damage of anyone who isnt melee or another winston (who doesnt have the damage to get a trade before theyre dead anyway), and the only real weak link is ana, who has massive defensive tools in dart and anti. if youve got nearly every character on your team filling the major points of all 3 roles (survivability, damage, mobility) then why would you ever pick something that only fills one of those roles?1/2
>>577296527because when I play Amelie I get an intense urge to masturbate
Yeah what IS the purpose of Dmon?
>>577294025Why would they do that when they're killing 5v5
>See that post from earlier>"Damn that's a cool Ashe skin">Blizzard's McVoiceSpymaster™ picks it up>KING's reward track delivers
>>577294508>more team comp and map dependentyou honestly should be pushed into picking one hero over another because of team comp or map. having a bunch of generalists who succeed on nearly every map because of their innate mobility, again, raises the question of "why would i pick anyone else unless im just fucking around?". besides, if you limit the tank pool to low-mobility shield-bearers with low effective attack range, then the benefits of picking one over another mostly come down to personal comfort and minor differences like left click style or survivability type. if one tank has a hard time navigating the bridge on watchpoint, then all of them should at least be given trouble in that same spot. dps should get a lot more flexibility in this regard because of how much easier it is to design a dps, but their downside should be their reliance on tanks/supports to survive consistent or chip damage. supports should generally be on the same footing as tanks, but they should be able to use their cooldown-based mobility tools to overcome certain map obstacles in order to follow their dps, should they elect to take a path that the tanks dont have an option for.2/2
Why we got people here asking lore established back in 2016
What's the point of D.mon's gun abillity
>>577296980Possible retcons could happen like always.
>>577297068To give her range?
>new tokyo map has gundam inspired mechs>give dmon the ugliest fucking mech ever
>>577297174lmao
Yuna OG concept skin when?
>>577297196please buy cosmetics to fix your problem, weve got a really shitty one available for only $40 right now and the first actually competent one available in two years!
Casino's bio states he used to be a former F1 racer before being a pilot which makes more sense than incel Korean gamers
>>577297068they realized that flying characters exist and slapped it on. its up there with doomfists block for one of the most puzzling additions that clearly doesnt fit how the rest of the characters kit wants you to play him
I want banter lines between Widow, Ashe, and Freja. Those bitches have bad attitudes and know how to get under your skin.
>>577296384How does this help Vendetta's empire?
>>577296382
i cant be the only one who feels like D.mons thrust is clunky as shit, right? its not even that its locked behind the shield the whole ability and animation feels so stiff and weightless.
They're never going to follow up on Ashe and McCree aren't they? One comic from April and then silence on the whole Deadlock gang situation outside of in game lines that go nowhere.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=878_ChLj1l8Why did Sombra leave Sigma behind...
>>577297619hhhh
>>577297450doomfists block is the only thing that makes him a tank, both in the way that it reduces direct damage (duh) but also in that it dissuades damage ("dont shoot me or ill gain bonus X"-tanking) and in that hitting it enough gives him kill potential ("threat of death"-tanking).dmons gun is just like reins fire strike in that it only exists to give the pure melee tank a means of gaining ult charge if the enemy just stays away from him.
doomfist was just trying to get some bread with talon and stay lowkey but this dumb bitch vendetta is genuinely a terrorist.
>>577296384Reminds me of Aqua Teen's Dr.Weird stuff.
>>577297917Sigma is literally turning into an eldrich god. I wonder how far he'll go before he flips?
Is it considered unsportsmanlike to sit on the objective for a minute while they push your team back to spawn?
>>577297917To make her viejito angry to prepare for another more intense bdsm session.
>>577297917old man deserves better
>>577296797>>577296959>but its the same thing with a comp consisting of winston/dva/tracer/anran/lucio/ana. that team has the ability to completely nullify the damage of anyone who isnt melee or another winston (who doesnt have the damage to get a trade before theyre dead anyway), and the only real weak link is ana, who has massive defensive tools in dart and anti. if youve got nearly every character on your team filling the major points of all 3 roles (survivability, damage, mobility) then why would you ever pick something that only fills one of those roles?>having a bunch of generalists who succeed on nearly every map because of their innate mobility, again, raises the question of "why would i pick anyone else unless im just fucking around?". besides, if you limit the tank pool to low-mobility shield-bearers with low effective attack range, then the benefits of picking one over another mostly come down to personal comfort and minor differences like left click style or survivability type. I totally get what you're saying and it's a sound theory but it seems like in practice all the choices are more or less good anyway..the generalists are good on all maps, but they don't invalidate the specialist ones or even come close to doing that because they all get picked and played successfully. There's never a situation where you're like "fuck we can't win cause we don't have X generalist character" with the possible exception of Kiri and Ana at times. People are allowed to play their favorite characters, most of the time anyway, which is a big part of why I love the game in its current state.
>>577298046vendetta is simply getting what she's owed
>>577297068its actually the entire crux of her kit at the moment
>>577298271mypenis?
>>577298046>overconfident upstart thinks they can run the criminal empire better>quickly figures out why their headcannon doesnt work and conforms for the sake of their positionrinse and repeat
>>577298046doomfist will cuck emre first before infiltrating talon
I refuse to give King or Overlord a single vote, I will be skipping their rewards
>>577297917I wonder if he'll resent his purple hair adopted daughter for leaving him.
>>577298647Yes you are very very heterosexual we get it
>>577298542
>>577296893imagine the things Shion would do to this silly shota if he was captured
>>577298015yeah thats what im saying, the only thing that truly differentiates DPS doom from tank doom is block but block isnt well designed at all. it was clearly slapped on as a bandaid replacement for uppercut but they never revisited it to give it more depth for tanking. dmons guns in theory work as keep out but the fact that its on a 6 second cooldown and only lasts for 4 seconds makes it far less scary than rein who can just sling a piercing 125 damage burst at any team pushing. its clearly meant for characters she cant chase down or cant reach, but if nobodies playing any character like that it feels like you can play without remembering it exists for a whole round or 2
D.MON shoving Hammond between her tits after he loses.
>>577297450supposedly it went the opposite way, originally they were going to make it her main weapon then moved to a melee focused design instead.
>>577298912its a fucking gun she shoots people its good against literally every single character in the game what the fuck are you yapping about retard
Yuna is /m/
>>577298343Why would she fuck you?
why are they still making big patches for stadium as if anyone plays it
>>577298912>block but block isnt well designed at allWhat is this retard talking about? I'm not reading any more of this post.
>>577298236>People are allowed to play their favorite characters, most of the time anyway, which is a big part of why I love the game in its current state.the only reason this is the case is because doing so is a desire of the playerbase. if every player at every rank in every game said "fuck this im playing optimally" then the game would be the same flavor of ten or so heroes every game, depending on the map. most people are only locked at their rank because they either refuse to swap off their specialist main or because their team all refuse to. if a large group of people all decided to be coordinated generalist divecomps then you would see reinhardt players fade away into dust immediately and most matches would become mirrors.the only reason you ever see stuff like torb one tricks in top 500 is because either the matchup is foreign or they play with a group who conforms around it. i dont mind the current variety of """viable""" heroes but we are basically one "THIS COMP IS BUSTED!!!" video away from pseudo-GOATS at any given time.
>>577299215They could have added some face expressions to this faux VN interaction.
>>577299058Which is fucking retarded because in every mecha series ever guns are primary fire. Even in Gundam with the iconic beam sabers and zaku axes or whatever they still primarily use guns. Dva was like an anomaly making her guns so insanely close range to force engaging and aggressive play>>577299298they're not? they literally just announced a month ago Stadium is in maintenance mode and will receive no further updates.
does d.mon have the most boring personality and voicelines in the entire game?
>>577299215they steal ideas from here constantly. they stole the virgin figurine thing from our fareeha posting
>>577299528Anran exists
dmon is the most ow2 hero ever made
>>577299298for me. personally. i asked them to and they said yes. i know you wont try it and youll continue seething at the notes that double the length of the ones for your boring ass gamemode and thats fine. ill enjoy whats left.
I wish we get classic concept 2018 skin for Yuna so I can replace the sterilized slop one with it.
>>577299298>>577299416my bad, my brain literally refused to register the stadium shit at the bottom I guess
I.... AM A STADIUM WARRIOR........
why did stadium fail anyway? I never cared for it
>>577299581... virgin figurine?
>>577299581I wish they'd steal the idea of making the game good
>>577299643Anran has good Hello lines
Let me guess, you need more?
>>577299949it requires basic decision making and knowledge of matchups, which is such a tall ask for an overwatch player that they might as well have never bothered. im eternally greatful that they did though.
>>577299995yes. as we all know, Fareeha is a femcel warhammer collector
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRWH1T3erco
>>577299803this nigga wants the "1 month on HRT" version
>>577299858If only her kit wasn't trash, I would probably like or tolerate her. She has a good face in this skin.
>>577299215Foids aren't interested in models, if they are it's just performative
>>577300194Plastic surgery not even once.
>>577300416Who is she performing to in her room?
>>577300153>gay and trannyis that really what the average e-dating relationship looks like?
>>577300153kino
>>577300486her fucking retarded stream chat? like every vagina with a room like this?
>>577300153IT's insane that things have gotten so bad that tranny e-daters probably have a less fucked up relationship than the average husband and wife living together in g4h's age group
>>577300580>>577300486>>577300416My IRL wife LOVES lego and gunpla.
>>577300153he moved to deadlock. don't post him here
>>577300486chat
>"You're trying too hard, it's just a game.">rankedThis is ragebait, right? I'm inclined to think it's not, since metal ranks don't know what "resetting" is. Or what a C9 is.
>>577300194not being able to appreciate unconventional designs in a sea of goyslop is low iq behavior
>>577300686I'm talking about biofems
>>577300804That argument isn't valid even in QP. Imagine playing a casual game of chess and your opponent takes a shit on the board and say lol its just a game why are you trying so hard
>>577300908Oh, she definitely has a real, natural, vagina.
Nearly every suggestion I've seen to buff d.mon is just turns her into either flying reinhardt or flying mauga.
>>577300804its a "calm the fuck down you sperg, this is gold 2" without tripping the content watch. you probably are getting fucking heated over a "metal rank" match and your teammates (who already have to suffer mmr assassins and passive aggressive flankermains) are rightfully tickling the pain center of your brain for continuing the cycle of abuse over fucking nothing.
>>577301069Yeah they're thinking she's bad because her design doesn't work rather than her just being too weak. At least try buffing thrust, gun, shield etc. before giving up on her as a concept
My GOAT styling on the dumbass of MEKA squad
>>577301069Yes, because she's not as powerful as either of those heroes
Anyone got this? I'll translate it. And no, I'm not using machine translate. https://kataokasan.fanbox.cc/posts/12416109
>>577300804>This is ragebait, right?No there are actual single digit IQ retards who queue ranked to go around and wave hello at people
>>577301069She plays like a DPS where it's generally a bad idea to engage firstHer entire kit is genuinely worthless
>>577299324>ability that slows the 500 HP hyper mobile tank to a crawl (only block tank with zero armor btw)>ability hinges on the enemy being dumb enough to shoot doom while blocking>enemy can just choose not to engage with his block if they have any CC at allblock itself is not a bad ability as shown by hazard and ram, but where hazard has his spikes and ram can use ult while holding his, doomfists block has no inherent threat unless the the opposing team gives it to him by shooting him to empower him. if anything its closer to a worse zarya bubble than a real block in that sense.
I enjoy playing Dmon. There is said it.
Buffing D.MON would be hell on earth since her kit is bullshit. She's dogshit for a reason. Later on we'll hear how dishonest, dogshit design, etc... she is when the inevitable buffs start.
So Mauga is only pretending to be retarded?That's some dedication to the bit
>>577301259but both of them are examples of why you shouldn't statstick a character just because they have limited interactions
The Youngest (18)
>>577301190>calm the fuck down you sperg>you probably are getting fucking heatedWe won, and I just flatly told my teammate to "stop babysitting the cart and help your team". They only ever type this when I tell a teammate to improve, never when I type that I'm mad.
>>577301337based
>>577300804Supertf does joke hero picks and laughs when he has literal troll sthrowing his games and he's permachamp on all roles. Lesson in there..
they're baiting dva x overlord hard
>>577301069heres one for ya>sword swing gains range in the direction youre boosting>shield becomes a resource-based parry that converts blocked damage into an AOE-based damage area on either side of dmon instead of reflecting it directly (think that shes slicing bullets and the fragments are flying to either side of her)>replace the gun with a hookshot that does 80 damage and hinders whoever it hits (does not pull, just grounds them for a few seconds)
>>577301785White man's treasure.
>>577301337>シオンの成れの果て>死怒的末路holy shit the chinese translation is perfectly readable from Japanese perspective, i tmeans the exact same thing
finally got tank so I played my first d.mon game, and I liked it...maybe I'll get lucky enough for more tank games later to get the real experience, until then it's time to keep riding shion's bike
>>577301574mauga is a genuine sociopath by every measure. he just puts up a front
Just make her sword lunge slightly longer, give her slightly better fuel recovery and delete freja from the game
>venture spilling her spaghetti over hogdaddyso I DO have a chance...
>>577300804>metal rank shit talking other metal rankscalm down gunface, it's just a game.
Freja stays for the dark-skinned_male content.
>>577301589>"stop babysitting the cart and help your team"i dont need to tell you that you can word this in a less condescending way, especially if this was the first comment made by either party>when I tell a teammate to improveyoure both at the same dogshit rank. they dont need a free coaching lesson from the guy whos just as hardstuck as they are, and even if they did, they absolutely dont need it with the fucking snark. be actively aggressive or be constructive, dont be yet another limp wrist whos got to underhand his complaints.
>>577302080their*
>>577302080If you like "nonbinary" man-women.
Just give D.mon vertical mobility and make the hitbox on her ult not retarded
The gun should be auto aim while you swing your sword or shield. Thrusters should either be an almost instant dash or let her fly
first impression is that the reworked maps seem pretty good
Zen should be gutted for D.MON to perform above mid. Fuck discord orbs and his ult.
>>577302242Busan is the only good update IMO
>>577302129>i dont needStopped reading there, this is the posture of someone offering nothing.>>577302101That's not shittalking, though. Maybe if you were born with a peanut in your head.
>>577302242The map reworks are incredible, Busan and Paraiso got massively improved. The eichenwalde one is whatever
They should add Maractus to the game.
>>577302182Being nonbinary means literally nothing
>>577302346>this is the posture of someone offering nothing.and yet youre here whinging about somebody blowing off your useless advice. please rope.
>>577302281Unironically they should just delete ana and zen. They've caused too many problems and can't be rehabilitated.
>>577302080What's the line?
>>577302242I took the alt route up the first point high ground above the archway on eichenwald and domed some ashe that didn't see it coming so I like it
>>577302242Eichenwalde still has the same issues really but the other two are good
Seagull sounds like Norbert from Angry Beavers
D.Mon Buffs Hotfixed in Overwatch >Plasma Saber: Damage increased from 60 to 65.>Fusion Repeater: Damage increased from 15 to 16.Cooldown reduced from 6 to 4 seconds.>Propulsors: Fuel drain rate reduced from 40 to 25.Fuel regen rate increased from 15 to 22.5.
KWAB they actually hotfixed her
>>577302216>just remove every weakness so she's brokenstay away from game design for the sake of everyone else>>577302240read above>>577302242im indifferent to most changes, but 3rd point paraiso feels like a maze, i miss the simplicity of the original>>577302281If only there was a way to kill a target without mobility, without self heal ability and a huge hitbox
>>577302608The gun and fuel changes should make her way more fun even before considering they make her stronger
>>577302516slop
>>577300695correction: he moved from overwatch, to marvel rivals, to deadlockp.s. he has the darksydephil phenotype, which I find very funny
SHES FIEN GUYS SHES FINE GUYS I CAN GET 20 KILLS IN BRONZE WITH HER SHES GOOD GUYS
>>577302608Time to queue ranked Yunas.
>>577302516
>>577302608so they're leaning more toward her being super mobile rather than deadly
>>577302748Ok
>>577302608That's actually fine, I was worried they'd massively overcorrect. Still though she just gets raped by freja and ana so she'll never be good until those two get gutted.
>>577302748>mass replying tourist is retardedMany such cases!
>>577302886No duh. She's not supposed to be able to slug it out with rein.
just won a game on venture thems
>>577302608is Overwatch back?
The hotfix is fake news I restarted my game and there's nothing
>>577303089who gives a shit
>>577303089is pocket even a they? pretty sure he's just incognito
>>577302872
>>577303093This is fake news I restarted and it updated.
>>577303089based venussy
>>577303093the only restarted one is you, anon hohohohoho
>>577302608>no news on head hitbox the size of jupitergulp!
When is Mauga getting this skin?
>>577303089based
>>577303089based thuss
>>577303089I imagine them all with tight shaven pussies and they all have auto-pedophilia and do grooming RP
>>577303321why are you posting pics from Hana's goon folder
>>577303272>>577303307
>>577303089love this silly tomboy
>>577303321China are the only ones that make lore skins anymore so maybe they'll get around to it.
>>577303321idk but I would use it
>>577303272Imagine having those legs resting on your shoulders
>>577303429siliconbunny Hana...
>>577302608>Fuel drain rate reduced from 40 to 25.Holy fuck time to ZOOM.
>>577301881>White man's treasure.Black*
Could Tracer go back in time to stop the Holocaust? Would Tracer go back in time to stop the Holocaust?
>>577302608>no vertical mobility>no fix to her ult hitboxCharacter is still shit
>>577303895yeah that change is insane, I just wanted a lil bit more fuel and they over delivered
>>577304045yesno
>>577304045Tracer appears to only be able to travel on her own personal timeline.
>>577304045She can only manipulate her own timestream whatever the fuck that means. More importantly she's too stupid to do anything useful with it anyway so no she couldn't even stop 1 person from shooting 1 guy.
The Lena isn't stupid...
>>577304045Why would you go back to stop something that never happened?
When will we get more nuanced characters? I'm tired of mommy dommy and quirk chungus writing. Give me more layered and realistic ones or hell down right mean ones in a comical way like TF2 mercs. Everyone is too sterile and nice or just plain evil.
>>577304435Leaks confirm Mega Hitler and Hyper Stalin are coming out in a season together
>>577304383She failed at literally everything she ever tried to do despite being able to rewind back to before she made a mistake with full knowledge and try again. She's by far the most embarrassingly incompetent character in fiction.
>>577304435
>>577304607she does her best
>when are they going to m- blah blah blah shut up bitch
>>577304684She's too underdeveloped. The writers had the right idea but the execution was boring. She came up to be too passive and nice for someone racist.
>>577304435bastion pulls a killing joke on brig in s5, bringing the return of (rightfully) clankist torb and rein, but with an added touch of genocidal intent.
The Anran and The Anran posters won
>>577304885Boring evil mommy dommy type but backstory was kino. Shion kind of hit but she behaves unrealistically and falls into stupid evil.
>>577305097She's not "mommy dommy" she's just evil.
>>577304945>bastion pulls a killing joke on brig in s5I don't know if it's funnier if you don't know what this means or if you do
im such a loser
>>577301337i want this too
>>577305048This kills The Jose.
Now people are going to say she's OP
The Yuna buffs are live.
>>577302608i feel like her damage is ok-ish if theyre going for mobility. what she really needed was either more distance with the fuel she had or less fuel use which she got. we dont need another tank who has everything.
>Map choices are Busan, which means reduced SR loss, Lijiang, and Circuit>My team dumps all their votes into Circuit>Cicruit wins>We lose
the hotfix is up
>>577305424RIP it was fun while it she was still honest
Symmetra’s character portrait is really pretty. Too bad her actual model is manfaced.
support players are not ensouled
>>577305424She feels really good now. You can just zoom across the map and statcheck people. If they nerf her again I hope they take away from her health stats. Immortal tanks are not fun for anyone.
I forgot to buy widows new swimsuit...
>zen/ana are still cancerHotfix my ass.
>>577301779>replace the gun with a hookshot that does 80 damage and hinders whoever it hits no, fuck that, no fucking hookshot, give her gun the "anti-air" tag and make it crit on all airborne targets and buff her sword damage
my tank picked d.mon their tank picked hazard and ram, we won. d.mon is broken
Which characters need a new redesign from their default skins?
>dash is 2 feet long and doesn't collide with others to stun both of you
dmon is a demon now
>>577305543Sex with Medb
>>577306210your current only option for ground-based anti-air on tank is ram and his option is awkward as fuck, so giving a stronger and more precise tool to the pure melee tank makes sense and would give her a niche.>give her gun the "anti-air" tag and make it crit on all airborne targetsgreat, so yet another character who is just expected to "aim good" as the sole solution for someone picking one of the fifty flying heroes in the game.
more latex skins pls
BUFF SHION
>>577287859>>577287859>>577287859>>577287859>>577287859HOLY SHIT
>>577306761>it was all manufactured by blizzardwe lost
They could have just left her as is and given her vert movement, shit buff, just bean counters making numbers go up without any thought.
Cloudy said she's overbuffed now UH OH
>>577306712plsss
>>577307042She is. I can just booster onto Sigma and beat him to death. Nothing he can do.
D.MON feels good now.
>>577306693How would your hook shot help that? You're saying it's not a skill shot, it's an in-range point and click?Actually having to aim but having a completely unique boon to doing so, which counters and very specifically plays into her role as a "grounded" mech suit and her big fuck-you-arm gun which is long barreledyou fags wanna boost and glide and super jump and rocket away Dmon the grounded tank is going to fucking skeet shoot your ass with a howitzeralso her gun perk should affect her when she's demeched, it doesn't presently afaik
>>577307109>leather or latex or pleather leotardimagine the humidity and aroma of her stuffy pussy
It's the Sierra buff all over again.
>>577307135>melee tank beats ranged tank in melee>this is a problem
>goofed then goofed again with the panic buffDo they even play their game?
>>577306761So the fuel shit is the massive takeaway here, right?
Thanks to the hotfix she's tranny coded.
>>577307408my nigga
Wonder if 5v5oids enjoy all these super tank seasons.
>>577307703She can just mobility scooter at him with a raised shield. It's not very fair.
Venture creams herself at the fucking FUBIt's literally over.
>she's worthless they failed with her on a fundamental level, going to need a complete rework soon>a couple of number tweaks later>she's so fucking broken blizzard please nerf herlol, lmao even
Everybody loves hogdaddy, just accept it. Imagine how vulnerable you'd feel getting chained by him.
>>577308390They did fail on a fundamental level. 0 reason, either thematically or gameplay wise, for her to be locked to the ground.
why would she modify her butt like that
Queue tank right now before they nerf her.
I can hunt down sombras on dmon. She might be slightly too mobile.
>>577306761Does nothing vs Freja btw
>>577308967Yes the next buff should be the new "ANTI-AIR" attribute tag being exclusively added to her gun that makes her crit on all airborne targets
>>577309189They could also just do the sensible thing and make freja 150hp
overwatch needs hebes
>>577263359
>>577308603soft butt doesn't tear her pants or chair cushions or something
>>577309328that's kiriko
>>577307257whether its targeted or a very fast firing projectile, it fills the tank role better than "im just better than the dps at shooting you out of the sky". in 5v5 that would pretty much necessitate your only tank to swap, and the moment that youre on dmon they can just swap to something grounded that counters her. swap back and theyre back to the flying hero. the difference with giving her a good grounding tool is that it still requires her or her team to deal with the grounded target, its not a surefire solution to the problem and thus has less of a rock-paper-scissors effect on the game.theres also no reason why a grounded melee tank should be the most powerful anti-air hero in the game. a straight damage bonus belongs on a dps.
Freja is only annoying because of her explosives and having no punishment for fall off.
freja is annoying because she's hot but she only rides black
>>577301069>flying maugaWe need thisWe want this
>>577309719um your fika?
>juno can just jump over dmon's ultthat doesn't seem very fair
>>577309895Everyone can just jump over shion's bike because corner humpers cried about it.
Ana is only played by trannies.
>>577308967>fusion repeater>damage increased from 15 to 16>cooldown reduced from 6 to 4 secondsread nigga, read
>>577310270Surely you'll show your replay code of you totally epically owning freja because you do 1 more damage to her now?
What are character that need a visual redesign as to not look faggy, obnoxious, or boring?
>>577288001Dva is the odd one out for how rare she got skin compared to the other greedy hoes
>>577309895problem?
Does nothing vs Pharah btw
>>577310465I haven't had a problem with them as D.MON in my games. It's a skill issue on your part if you're still crying about her. There are bigger counters.
smug junoposter kinda stinksI really want to smack their smug face
>>577310470mauga is all 3 + looks like a toddler
>>577309895That's our Juno!
>>577309808But imagine if Mauga could do this without Fika
>>577307109what the hell that thing looks like a thong latex that wraps inside her pussy and ass crackKiriko is so freaky
>>577310625>I haven't had a problem with them as D.MON in my games.So you should be able to provide multiple replay codes then?
>>577310470Everyone after Ram
>>577310781yeah just go to twitch and type lhcloudy27 and look at the gameplay
>>577310470Emre but a slight fix as to not look like a flaming faggot and more respectable.
>>577310495cause they have to do her mech too
>>577310774it's the most powerful kind of bodysuit
>>577307042yeah the sword damage buff is so whack, they should have gone with 62
>>577310840He literally just died to a freja
>>577310945dps diff
>>577291000She has a Hank Hill ass and I say that as a Juno stan
>>577309895>Welcome to orbit, zipperheadsnapper!
Juno shits herself
>spam rapes you across the made>Nothing personal, kid.
>>577311376>gets banned in 90% of games in GM >blizzard thinks this means the character needs 0 changes and is perfectly fine Perks and bans have only made the devs lazier.
>>577311376*map
>>577311253incontinence is nothing to be ashamed of Juno. it is a very common medical condition, not a personal failure.
>>577310497yes I do have a problem with an ultimate ability getting countered by pressing spacebar twice
>>577311643She does it on purpose, for fun even.
>>577311453The Jetpack Cat buffs prove that they have favorites/preferences which at the very least coincide along any balance philosophy if one even exists
Hey gamers, I'm Yuna Lee.
>>577311854The 10 years of nonstop Ana buffs and making sure she's always relevant and can 1v1 the entire roster didn't prove that already?
the kiriko brought you donuts
I have yet to see a single valid reason to hate Freja
>>577311453It has been only been half a season. I'm sure they'll come around to it on September. Her damage is disgusting atm. Hopefully it doesn't take them months to fix.
>>577312083Her kit was always cancer. The problem is thinking she ever needed a buff and not just a complete rework.
>>577295150Okay nice headcanon, but I made one of these earlier that actually made sense. In no way do Vendetta, Anran, Shion, and Domina come off as the most innocent women in the game; it's very much the opposite.
>>577312058tranny
I tried to rape Juno but I couldn't because she assumed it was just a friendly earthling greeting ritual and let it happen.
>>577305952A friend of mine mostly mains her with the magician skin and it's a good choice, it looks nice
>Anran, Freja, Mauga, JPC, Sierraslop characters
>>577312236It's actually just their skin count m8, was a joke
>>577312305>You can't afford me.
>>577312456but hazard is hecking kino cinema??
>>577312456JPC is based
>>577312552he's just fine
>>577312456funslop that angers the comptroon
>>577312619ZAMN! This pussy is DUMMY THICC!
>>577312459In that case I'm surprised granny Mercy is still on top, but I'm proud of her. May that little whore upstart Kiriko never catch up.
>>577310651Mauga is just the big guy (for you) Dwayne Johnson plays in Moana. We all know Overwatch takes some characters straight out of fiction (McCree is just Joe Kidd, Junkrat and Junker Queen may as well be mid level Mad Max villains)
>>577312619
>>577312741Cass is closer to Sartana
>>577312741Joe Kidd doesn't get humbled by strong women in spawn room interactions
>sees a biological women>thinks of trannies/v/fags everyone
the kiriko dance
>>577312906She has a massive buttplug in during this scene btw
>D.mon is the worst piece of trash EVER OMFG how could Blizzard release this useless garbage!slight buff happens >OMFG D.mon is so broken how could Blizzard release this over powered monstrosity Why are ppl like this? Why is everything always the worst thing ever or the best thing ever?
https://cunnyx.com/FiddyOW/status/2087583785327919142I felt this too, I was effortlessly hitting more shots on Kiri than ever before on fast targets. Shadow buff?
>Anran, Freja, Mauga, JPC, SierraChad characters
D. Mon's gun should have been the main weapon and the sword should be the cooldown
I know how to fix OverwatchStop adding DPS characters. Every DPS character they've added to the game either has 0 impact or actively makes it worse>Emre0 impact>SierraGiga cancer>FrejaGiga cancer>Shion0 impact>VendettaGiga cancer
>>577302608Good change to her break point. Now she more comfortably gets elims with 4 swingsHer barrier could use increased regen speed desu but maybe her increased mobility makes up for how flimsy her barrier is
>>577312986Most people are retards who just seek the status quo. That's why they're currently denying Freja is a problem you see more and more people defending Mauga or any number of things in the past (remember that time they let sig ult through walls and people called it "quality of life" because some retarded streamer said it?"
>>577312986Who are you quoting?
kissu
>>577313208Vendetta hasn't been cancer for a season now.
>metaloids screechingYou'll love to see it.
>>577312818Damn looked him up and you're right, hats off to you. Are you a cowboy film enthusiast or Italian film enthusiast?
NEEEEEEEEEEEERD
>>577313317You should know by now that never lastsHow many times have they nerfed Hog and then buffed him right back to being AIDS? And that's just Hog. They do it all the time.
>>577312996No idea, but some guy accused me of cheating the last time I played her.
i'm a proud emerald KING though
>>577313581>I'm a gurrrl gaaaamer!
>>577313753shut the fuck up dva
4 second cooldown on the gun feels so much better
>>577313208>EmreFun character for aimers>SierraMeh>ShionFun character for aimers>VendettaAnnoying to play against but fun to play as
>>577308230it's never been more over than it is now
qrxudaddy has spokenban mercy for easy games
Seething supportoid still mad about Hog.
it's over. I'm washed...
>>577313560A little of both but mostly just watch a lot of movies. I'd be curious if it's an intentional connection or not.
>>577313942This is specifically advice for people who are lower ranked than their actual skill level (ur2champ speedrunners), because an individual empowere dby damage boost is possibly the best anti-smurf option available in the game
>>577314076>kill the only good member of their team>try to camp body but nobody else does so>forced into cover>"heroes never die!">now have to hope that you can kill the pocketed guy with damage boost a second time in under 30 seconds when your team has already proven theyre drooling retardsi ban her just for peace of mind.
>>577314076literate GOD
>>577313942Imagine smurfing so often you have ban starts for each rank.
>>577314769it's called grindset, you wouldn't get it
>>577313920>>577314507>>577314887off model, missing the autistic smirk and the shrill american accent
>>577314865Grindset would be grinding your actual rank, not wasting time dabbing on people you know you can beat blindfolded.
>>577313286you
>>577315383it's for youtube revenue
>>577315383How do you know your actual rank on every hero without having your other heroes ranks manipulate it
How do you possibly rework Freja? Nothing in her kit makes her fair at all.
>>577315475get a real job bum
>>577315538Exactly they should replace role queue with hero queue
>>577315606blissard hire this man
I miss when brig was built
Angela Ogundimu
>>577315759She got Kiriko'd.
>>577315759also she has some necc going on with this skin
>>577315434Sex
>>577315978Watch out! She's going fuck you!
>>577315742Grinding every hero would be so addicting
>Ram can freely poke her in base form>once she tries flying in he swaps to Nemesis and hits her harder than she does Ram v D.Mon seems like a miserable match-up
>>577308230>>577313935>Wow I wonder what Venture's type is?>Woah they hit on someone? Who is it?
Which heroes need a massive rework and how would you change them?
>>577316319nobody, game is perfect
Still playing Mauga. Comptroons and shitters can seethe all they want.
can I hve a qrd of the s4 so farsaw that the new hero is hot as fuck, thats about it
>>577316553They added Venture NTR
>>577316553It's mecha time with a cute femboy.
>>577316553Maps better. Jetpack Cat buff bad. New tank might be cool
>>577316521Humiliating yourself by playing as a negro or any hideously designed character is its own punishment.
>>577315759built for something you mean?
>>577316846He's fun. :)
>>577315759billions must die
>>577316846Closest thing to the only pokefun in the game.Everything reminds me of him...
Divine Demon Dmon lover from earlier here. For fucks sake the super prompt day 1 emergency superbuff tells me everything I need to know about their design philosophy for her going forward and now I want that fucking stupid 40 dollars skin even more.I mean to be honest I'm getting one of the only usable JQ skins and 2000 currency with it. But I'm broke, nigga...
>WAHHHH THIS CHARACTER IS BUSTED PLS REWORK IT DADDY BLIZZARD MUH BANRATES MUH GRANDTRANNY MASTER BANRATES WAAAAAAHHHHH JET PACK CAT IS TOO POWERFUL REMOVE IT REMOVE IT REMOVE IT
>>577317319Everyone with a brain who actively plays agrees
>>577317319Bodied those piglets!
>>577288907
>>577317180Wish all skins gave tit buffs to every femae character from now on.
>>577317393Comptroons aren't people.
>>577317438wow sick 'jak, which subreddit did you get it from?
>>577316094that is his matchup against nearly every tank, yes
>>577309413good mornyan
>>577317319>ban jpc>it doesnt go through>someone picks it>forced to play with a boner for the rest of the gamego ahead and tell me how thats balanced
>>577318017good mornyan!
>>577317627Does that include the people who improved by 2-3 divisions miraculously after the release of Cat
When will we get 12v12 mode? I just want fun.
>>577317226Tank is the most masculine role so it's really bizarre that it isn't loaded with big guns with big weapons; they even wasted what should've been a crusader sword+shield slot on a D.Va clone. I can understand the desire to just have a massive gun to unload, but I'm not going to play as a hideous character with an obnoxious personality to do that.
>be me, perma-plat shitter>get my shit pushed in during a comp match>"huh, that was a massive stomp, let me check the enemy team's ranks last season-">high Masters tank>GM dps>Champion support>rest of their team has private profilesokay fuck you too blizzard
>>577318361Rank resets are so good
This system is so fucking garbage
>>577318361there was a rank reset my doggie
Genuinely useless
>>577318294they want the limpwrists and vaginas who fill the dps and support queues to play tank so that games get started.unfortunately the role is too positioning heavy and too cooldown reliant so the moment they have to think about either one of these things their little brains go pop.
D.MON gets easily wasted by hitscan characters. I'm glad Soj wasn't buff otherwise my games would be worse than hell.
>>577318078Gave you a boner? proofs?
>>577318764im not subjecting myself to more jpc gameplay for your sake. buzz off.
I just want one (1) fair match today please
>>577318859play vs bots is right there.
JPC is the most fun character on the roster.
>>577319004great, lucio is crying. are you going to say youre fucking sorry?
>>577318151When the console versions are sunsetted.
>it's another episode of damage going double precision in ranked, being shit and hanging back, refusing to swap and then blaming tank and healers for not taking down Sigma's shields
Wait a minute. The Yuna buffs makes the gun perk way better.
>>577319004If you're a mercy main who can't mechanically access others
>>577318664Putting the worst skins in this feels like self sabotage for this system.
>>577319296guys, the moira has an opinion
>>577319313Yeah you should be mashing that shit off cooldown
>>577319432>putting skins that actually sell as an option for the "substitute the worst cosmetic in the pass" systemwhy would they do thatjust put the fodder they cant even sell at 50% max discount and call it a day, people will still be happy that they dont have to redeem their third chinese junkrat skin
>>577319296The Rein is 2 and 13 bro. Is he your duo or something?
More esports boxes next week
>>577319432I think they just legit have no idea what looks good.
>>577319296Unironically a DPS carry
>>577319296this is propaganda against reinmains this is a faked screenshot
>>577319750Literally no one cares except Saudi dick riders
>>577319750>hungry cow charmhorrrr offishah mei chaaarrrrmu
>>577319890I didn't say esports I said esports boxes
Buff ShionNerf Anran
>>577319750>stream-watching rewardsShan't.
i cant find any good yuna fanart..
>>577318664>>577319432>>577319646>hey guys, we just reworked the whole battle pass! no more FOMO! you can get old battle pass rewards instead if you prefer them!>but only the ones we curate as we go>and only once a season>and so far they're almost all hideousoh and also this is all to obfuscate the fact that we guaranteed casual players will never get more than 200 premium currency per passbefore you could get 200 at level 10 and another 200 at like level 49 and then another 200 at the end of the passnow you get 200 at level 17 but only if you do that specific track, then you don't get the other 400 coins until the very fucking end of the trackif you don't go to 80 you only get 200before it was if you don't go to 49YOU'RE WELCOME GOY! AREN'T YOU GLAD WE REWORKED THE BATTLE PASS?
give every tank and dps lifesteal and remove supports from the gamepush an update that fries the motherboard of anyone with over 2 cumulative hours on support (theyre too far gone)
>>577318017good mornyan 'bo>>577318080good mornyan 'se!
>>577320358are you really doing this a second time
I HATE AARON KELLERWATCH TAKE ME BACK I WANT GOOD GAMES AAAAAAAAAAA
>play 3 games in groupwhat the fuck is wrong with blizzard
>>577320236>watchingnobody watches they put that shit on mute and do something else
>>577320358>I want free paid currency for playing the game as little as possibleYou sound like a poor person.
>>577320559id be fine with it if they had an ingame party search featureits funny how all these games want engagement and stacks and such but make no effort to queue people who would play well together into the same match
>>577320797I guess that's what the group drives thing is about.
>>577320557Overwatch was never good.
It's kind of funny how they introduced such an upgrade to DVa, and I don't mean in terms of gameplay. DMon has bigger tits, a bigger ass, plumper thighs, and a better voice.
Literally NOBODY cares about the battle pass, go play sims if you want to play dressup this is a shooter game.
>>577320864no, the group drives is an additional way to fellate the people who were already five stacking to finish their drives ASAP. anyone who uses stay as a group is going to get fucking annihilated by the premades stomping around.
>>577320797There used to be an actual LFG browser but people were using it for grooming and weird sex stuff
>>577287859
>>577320920Too bad her personality is the blandest of them all.
>>577320920>Better voiceGod no. Both of them have terrible dialogue but DVa's voice acting is a million times better
>>577321069What the fuck happened to make them add the "emergency" report option with terrorism and sex crimes
>>577320920>and I don't mean in terms of gameplaydont worry, we knew that wasnt what you meant.>>577321069unsurprising.
>lvl 1 billion kirinigger afk at hero pick screen>steal the plank >default skin >xhe picks moira and leaves the match (it cancelled)
>>577321035I don't know I'm a solo queuer and I eat stacks for breakfast...
>>577321097Kinda same level, desu.
>>577321138somebody in government found out that nobody actually reads reports so they were forced to add the emergency option just in case the 25 year old genji started hitting on the 19 year old mercy.thats my headcannon anyway.
>>577320920Her voice is pretty boring, just sounds like a woman doing a deeper voice
>>577321138everything a corporation does in terms of customer safety is just liability aversion
I wish the dialogue was more like Deadlock's and less like a Marvel movie.
>>577321282depends on the rank. higher ranked solos ironically have an easier time dealing with premades, but at lower ranks (where basic coordination is a rarity) just having functioning comms is enough to push even a dogshit squad up multiple divisions.
>>577320175Fuck ShionMarry Anran<3
>>577320780>could get 400 free currency for playing the time it takes to reach level 49>now have to reach level 74 for 400 free currency>fucking Blizzard niggers are trying to gaslight people into believing this is not an objective value loss for literally everyoneyes, I have no money because I choose not to workthat has literally nothing to do with anythingthe rich get the 400 coins 30 levels later than normal all the samefucking subhuman kike corpo bootlickers
>>577321524>group of people who are supposed to be "inspiring" ""heroes"">even the outliers like the junkers and talon are not allowed to do anything but vague evil/mischief>nobody is allowed to be robot racistexplain how you write anything goos with that setup
You can enjoy both cakes anons you don't have to choose.
>>577321726Even sunday morning children's TV in Japan has the heroes witnessing on screen murders and other heinous acts from the villain to justify the lethal justice they dispense on them
>>577320393Now post what you play
>>577320920>Hana: Cartoon character of a gamer gremlin streamer superstar who also fights crime in a mech>Yuna: Grounded serious interpretation of a mech pilotComes down to taste I guess, but I think making the characters larger than life like Hana is more fun
>>577322013
>>577322265Finally a good take. These faggots calling Yuna boring want le wacky zany quirk chungus where it doesn't fit and I don't mind either in the game. We need some grounded characters sometimes.
>>577322265>Grounded serious interpretation of a mech pilotpeople keep saying this shit, she makes as many fucking stupid gamer references as dva, probably more actually, it's retarded
>>577322265That's a completely headcanon you just made up of her though.
>stay at objective for 150sec challenge>stay entire round on point>20secwtf
>>577322805yeah those challenges are absurd and asking you to throw in most cases
The cat is too fast and too tanky they need to pick one
Kiriko anal lube enema
>>577322532The lube would corrupt the natural flavor and aroma of her asshole, I want it puremy excessive precum, some spit and her anal mucous should be enough to fuck her ass
gn Thes
Dmon's gameplay doesn't match the little korean girl that is dangling from the mech, in first person and from behind you feel so cool but what the enemy actually sees looks silly
>>577323561this nigga somehow making kiris butthole unappealing
>>577323636if you don't go bareback with Kiriko and get your dick coated in her butt juice (anal mucous) after priming it with your tongue, you're a faggot
guys what the fuck it's not going away, this obsession with buying Dmon's battle pass skin...
>PoV your team just throws it away
>>577322510>Grounded serious interpretation of a streamer turned mech pilotThere, fixed it.
>>577324036You are the only constant.
>>577324036>14080at first glance I thought you had 14088 or somethingthought you had the magic number
>>577324036Your fault for playing a character that's known for being a traitor
>Mizuki plays like he's on Widow, then spends the entire match crying that the tank is dying
>>577323931I don't really like it but I got it for the coins I will inevitably spend when the good skins come out later this season.
it's unbelievable that anran wasn't reworked or nerfed, the way it is right now, her E is the most absurd ability in the game
>>577324746>Mizuki plays like he's on WidowInsane, to think his healing is all in the hat throw. This must be sub-500 Bronze.
i don't know if i'm playing bad d.mon or my DPS are just ass
>fucking faggot spends the first round on sombra failing to do shit >swaps to mei and does nothing>"gg tank diff"yeah this shit right here is why nobody gives a fuck about tanking for you people. i dont care if i get banned im telling you to kill yourself in chat you worthless cur
>>577324752I get complaints about overdesign but I don't personally agree. Her eye makeup struck me first. Its design and its shade and the lipstick as well. I just feel it fixes her face so much. She doesn't become Anran-ified and is very distinctive but so much more aesthetic. I can't even really place what else did it, maybe her eyebrows are different? I can't imagine it was the asymmetric haircut? I don't know something... actually yeah, I know what it is, it's the fucking eyeshadow. That angular stylized eyeshadow not only looks characteristic but fixed the general vibe of her face.Also I love the frills, I love the jumpsuit, I love that it has this occultist and aristocratic flare melded with the sci-fi.
>>577325309I've been playing QP because I'd like to learn the new hero to a reasonable extent before taking her into comp, but fucking hell it's just game after game of my own supports actively getting me killed and then crying that we're losing. The most common problem is a complete inability to determine target priority. They'll just heal whoever is lowest regardless of the circumstances and I'll lose an engagement I committed to because the supports I had with me when I went in turned around and left to go heal a dps who was already safe behind cover and near a health pack.
>>577326729>picand here I was wondering what the purple-haired maniac charging at me reminded me of
>>577326943>learning in Quick PlayMistake #1, rookie. You go to Quick Play for fun; you learn in the fire (ranked).
>3 games in party>team kill>150 seconds on objectivecucked by dailies
>>577326943You don't understand. My heart is just too big, so I have to get myself killed to try and save some retard who tried to Rambo the enemy team.
>>577325829i'm feeling the same, all my dps have to do is like 50 damage and finish the enemies
diffing enemy cassidy is so fucking funespecially when they switch to him after you start winning
Literally all dmon does is suck up 100% of the healing on your team lmao how the fuck did they launch her like this
>>577328367That's the tanks job bro.
>>577328367bro she got buffed she's busted now
her sword needs to be 5% bigger
HOLY FUCK I CAN'T HIT THE CAT WITH PROJECTILES STOP MOVING
>>577328789uhhhh bro? your Widow flicks?
of course the second I tbag someone my team decides to drop all of their braincells and make us lose the game after stomping them the first round
>>577328506>t. bronze>>577328550I don't believe it
so yeah d.mons shield is still fucking bugged making it literally worthless. nice fucking game you useless retards
>>577328961I SAID PROJECTILES
Ugliest fucking hero
Buffing the cat was the real fuck up of this patch
>>577329095That is the most ethnically authentic hero in the game.
>>577328269Gooning to Anran like a good boi <3
>>577329023tank is the strongest, so he gets the resourcesgmKING btw
>>577329095>Emre>Hazard>Both are fun to play>Both have ZERO (0) good skinsBlizzard, what the fuck?
dmon feels weak but at the same time holy fuck does it feel like absolute shit when you root a tank and run away with 20% speed boost and the tank still just keeps up with you like nothing even happenedlike a fucking tank version of vendetta
>>577327473boosted desu senpai
>>577328789Get close to people instead of trying to snipe
she does feel like i'm playing a code geass knightmare frame, it's all about using her boost
I guess the design is salvageable.
>>577330372
>>577330308Holy unc reference (I understood)
>>577330372oh shit it's maximilien
>>577330372MY UNCLE WHO WORKS AT BLIZZARD SHARED WITH ME THE FINALIZED CHARACTER DESIGN
>>577329023any champ who gets buffed is the strongest thing ever and any champ who gets nerfed is absolute garbage, it's just how it is I don't make the rules
>>577330372Generational Aura Loss
>>57733063780 years old~
>>577329095>No beard for a character be designed with one in mind>Trashy tumblr hairNo wonder he looks like some repulsive troon
>>577318080
>>577326729>>577330308and it's omnidirectional like a nightmare frame too>>577330604multiple uncs in here referencing geass (but mainly me aside from that guy)cause I'm obsessed with that new skin but I'm broke as hell
>>577329095Why do they love humiliating straight men like this?
>>577331763Someone on the dev team unironically finds that skin sexy
>>577326729The worst offender of that skin is her eye makeup. Horrible triangles for the sake of being different or special to conelventional eye make up design ones. The make up looks like it belongs to a clown rather than whatever this primcess super sentai and mahou shojou concept.
rough daddy/daughter roleplay sex with sunshinebread
>>577329008tbag during a stomp is just retarded and means nothing. you tbag someone who is trying to ego duel you or something like that.
>>577291446Except she can still talk while sucking your dick...
>Roadhog and Junkrat are joining Talon or something>but all of new Roadhogs interactions involve him actually being nice and friendly for onceOkay?
>>577332736thussy mellowed him out
>>577332736a barafag on the dev team wants to redeem him so they can ethically goon to him
>>577331112she is a terrorist banned in 150 countries
>>577332912That dev is kinda based. Although he shouldve already been able to.
>guy just admitted to gooning to hogthat's gotta be the funniest fucking thing ive seen on here
He's right, you know. Game has too many Asians, lets get some other races.
>>577333059What of it
>>577331763tranny gametranny devstranny company
>>577332912but it makes him very boring
>>577333140kek this.
>>577333132yeah? your cock gets hard when he farts in game and you hear that brown sludge in his pants, anon?fuckin kek
>>577333231Youve got some weird fetishes kid.
>>577333071This game was designed and made by an American chink with a white wife.
>>577333071asians are still hot unlike blacks or browns, but count as diverse unlike whites.
>>577333352you're the one jerking off to a fat slob that farts and shits his pants
>>577332736Masculinity is only allowed if it's wholesome chungified. I like Winston, but just look at his voice and characterization if you want to understand what they're doing here; every physically powerful male character has to be him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkGPwx6GWUIOH GOD I'M GONNA COOOOOOOM
I will only hate post Hog until he is reworked. Same goes for all busted characters.
>>577333440Your waifu farts too yknow.
Thinking about Roadhog fucking Venture possibly in a non consensual fashion...
>>577333628she doesnt shit her pants anon
>>577333071Good Lord we really were starving in so many ways when this game first came out, but it was still a better game overall.
>>577333680She does after taking every dick but yours.
Everytime Roadhog sharts his pants in-game now I'm gonna think of this weirdo who faps to it.
>>577333071Asians represent a large share of the global population, so they deserve more representation.
They hate the kot (NA as well)
>>577333748yeah look at that jiggle, i think i can see some poo particles flying
i just noticed her mecha has a little "head"
>>577333817Still can't beat the queen of the most hated Freja.
>>577333496I wouldnt overthink it too much after how long they took to add any nice interactions. The devs went out of their way to specifically deconfirm the Roadrat ship, I dont think they care too much about making him look nice.
>>577333947She can actually
>>577334018Not 80+% which is a historic high for any banrates worldwide.
>>577333496What about Mauga? He's an huge annoying asshole
>>577334123You're spiritually a gook broI wonder why its so high compared to NA and EU who don't seem to care about her nearly as much
>>577333783Keep that same energy for Indian (south asian) heroes and Africans?
If someone is better at the game than me then it just means he's a fat loser who has no life irl
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>>577333970Hopefully you're correct and they learn to tone down on him being nice so it's just an occasional thing which stands out when it happens.>>577334191As with Hazard he's allowed to be like that because he's not cool or interesting. The devs love their disgusting eyesores.
>>577334232Doomfist is African and he's one of the coolest characters in the game
>>577334352doomfist is one of the lamest and gayest characters in the fucking game/story and has always suckedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OiubPbCkoo
>>577333071>Illari is the only non-Asian supportDoes this retard forget about Mercy? And somehow thinking Ana, Egyptian, as West Asian being similar to East Asians.
>>577336725>Does this retard forget about Mercy?He's talking about OW2 supports.
