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sex with trainers
wahey
>>577359152I say this
>>577359172>>577359029Seethe harder heliostrannyV won
>genuinely disappointed there's not a single good NA hours baker anymoreBut it's eu hours, it's already morning and i ready to shitpost bwo
If an uma gave someone a piggyback ride, would they suddenly remember their past lives?
>>577359228I cant bake at work
For...me?!Ayabe!!!
Which one should I put up as my borrow
>>577359228nobody is here in the eu morning hours besides me.......>>577359217leave me alone and go away
>>577359319>nobody is here in the eu morning hours besides meI wake up in 7am bwo, i'm here
ohayou
UNBRICKED
Who are the safest trainees?Digitan would never assault her trainer for example
>>577359386>tranny hagKill yourself
>>577359296left, that digitan is carrying the looooooop
tchso close
>>577359319You lost faggot and V won He even stole him from you
>>577359319It is 9 am and I'm posting from work
>>577359374me too I wake up for wagie at like 6:30............. but still
>>577359419UraraOguri
>>577359276I saw her first
> Schizo hoursOof
>>577359386Well done bro, gj
>>577359419Ulala and Verxina
>>577359480Uhh what's close?
What kind of schizophrenia compels one to speak in third person?
kissing the stillposter
>>577359542Schizo hours has moved back to SEAtime
>>577359386Nice, how mans pulls?
>>577359542>>577359571Mad because V is a genuine and good baker and this schizo is shitting up the threads now calling him out
>>577359382Ryan LUST
>>577359276
>>577359172
Fatass melty
Thursday I'm in love
https://litter.catbox.moe/8miyv7.png
>>577359712But my skin colour isn't...black...
>>577359712V and Umama
>>577359712AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOGAAAAAI wish I was Pandora here
Just ignore
>>577359712My dick isn't that big
>>577359437That's a mare, bwo>>577359546Thank you I hope your future pulls are kind to you as well.>>57735962739. Got Kita, SMaru, and Balroom Sky (all dupes) on the way as well.
Don't ask what happens when oguri runs out of food
>>577359712My dick is that big and my skin is that dark
>>577359784You're fucking seething that V is better than you
>>577359712My dick is that big
I dont get this thread culture about schizo namedropping hereLike thread is perfect>Cute>helpfull>talking about game>posting hagsand then>hurhurdur i hate namefag
To be fair, he did win
>>577359712>prostitute >cuckshit
>>577359786Doesn't it barely work
Sex with umas is bad. They will almost always get pregnant after the first ejaculation.
Bullying Bright
>>577359906I'm not that fag
>>577359782
Umamusume?
>>577359804>masculine face>mareFuck off
comfy hours soon
>>577359896He did, V is just better than other bakers
>>577359976no fuck you
>>577359959Thanks for the TLI say that, tooA needy little bitch
>>577359804A+ fortune! Had to spend 100, but I got ny ulala and camping taiki, so I cant really complain. I really wanted ny Urara
What the fuck I didn't even do anything
We are just joking around right? Nobody unironically likes Sharting the Puke right?
this is my banchud
>>577359152Haha was that autocorrect? Sometimes it really gets out of hand lol. You probably just meant to say training with trainers, right?
>>577360026Yeah that's right, say in the thread whose bitch you are
>>577360069>he bought his account
>>577360001death from obesity soon...
>>577360094Uhhh thats my wife actually?
>>577360113Nigger, I'm day 1
>>577359976https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11984189
Took like 10 minutes for my morning wood to go down today
>>577360069>lootbar neighawoof
>>577360069Write to tech support, just to be sure bwo
>>577359386Grim.
>>577360173Never trusted those sites
>>577359996I normally don't think about men when looking at women but hey man it's a free world, live your truth.>>577360045Those are both great spooks to be happy with. congrats bro.
>>577360109Last words a trainer says before getting raped.
>>577360097This is slander
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/QYUoZShttps://jiggie.fun/QYUoZS
Lol heliosfag is melting over V
>>577359012god I love her
>>577360214Stop posting the ugly uma
>>577360327But no one has posted dream journey yet?
>>577360112Y-Your bitch...
>>577359172Weeeeeeiiiiiiii
>there are people making emergency xogs right now
if you're ever feeling stressed, have sex with your trainee
>>577360375Say your owner's name.
>>577360214Keep posting the attractive uma
I owe Still sex.
too many menus, independent training should buy the skills for me
>>577360393I saw one freaking out few threads ago.
>>577360420Keb...
SOON
>>577360420Victoria Frontier
>>577360415I will never do this and instead keep a professional and platonic relationship with my trainee.
>>577360583vf troon really baited people to roll on a free uma
>>577360583
>>577360583Faggot
>>577360485I just know if grovel on my hands and knees nice nature would let me hit
thread’s not great rn lads
flat == good
WHEN do we get GOOD trainees to pull for again
>>577360327Hai haiI shall contribute since you complain like an ugly woman
>>577360583>>577360642Based i'm only starting, see you in 140 days bwos
7 and thread gets better
2 weeks until my account is fully unbricked
>>577360727That's what you get when you want to stop V from baking when he's the only one doing normal threads
sirs, lets discass notorius club called Mambo
>>577360792As in peak
>>577360642we're all gonna make it. frontslop meta is ours for the taking!>>577360640rent free>>577360649you okay? had a bad day? wanna talk about it?
>>577360583>wasting 150 shards
>>577360583Just a month to go
next bread will be double baked
Which umas play musical instruments?
>>577360420Oh, my owner?Easy, that would be V.........
>>577360727Just ignore the one schizo talking about himself~
>>577360762>japanese artist>>577360895Skip her
>>577360927Falco for sure plays the bass
>>577360949Good girl, now message me you know where
Youre a bunch of chink dicklet faggots, as in homosexual asians with diagnosed cases of medical micropenis
>>577360927Pearl Maya and Fuku canonically play guitars and drums in shake rock.
>>577361062but I'm white
>>577361062I'm not a chink..
>>577360583its looking glim lads...
>>577361125>>577361141At least you can bottom
577361062looks like someone couldn't beat the meta and got sent to B finals. :< poor baby.
bubble cum fellow
>>577361125I'm sorry
>>577360927
kissies?
>>577360927suzuka is good at playing my cum
>>577360791Not even the numbers can help right now...
You will MLB the next meta support card with 1 spark maxButKumiyabe will draw your favorite UmaDo you accept
>>577361294as if i care about a slopartist
>>577361270this is not the time for that bby
>>577361267
>>577360927Brian and Amazon play guitars, you already know what those 3 do
>>577361294who the fuck is kuniyabe
>>577361267You think Cygay ever bother making alt skins for Umas? Just alt skins, like the one Golshi got recently, skins without any stats, skills etc attached.So many fantastic designs stuck in event/card art purgatory.
>>577361209The hag and the yurifag are shit, stick to the fatass
>>577361294>helios' geometry danglies are not attached to her ears>they just kinda float beside her head as the ears fwippa fwappa all around.
ahhhh I'm still 100 pieces away from getting spechang her shooting star is good inherit i want my own spechang breeding program
Are they seriously friends on discord or some shit wtf is happening
>>577361582don’t talk about my gf like that
>>577361582.... shooting star is not a spe skill
Protect Dantsu Flame
>>577361582Excuse me, we call her Spechud here.
>>577361294Thats the guy who does like exclusively NTR right?Anyway gladly. Some dude's drawings dont affect me whatsoever while MLB Ramonu in 200 means I can dickpull another uma banner
maruzensky ear wiggle erotic
>>577361448
>>577361664Fuck off
i'm umacold right now
>>577361662nvm, i was thinking of SFV
>>577360927the STRONGEST jobber
>>577361374>event is just maya being so doneI love it
>>577361680No he does plenty of non NTR stuff too. The recent Flower doujin wasn't NTR for example.
7 and i do a tenpull in Ruby banner0 or 4 and i will do three pulls
>>577361726
>>577361836>The recent Flower doujin wasn't NTR for example.Ruined
>>577361662??
>>577361769also not to be confused with shooting star of deadsister
>>577361404cucknigger artist does some pretty good art when he's not doing cucknigger art
>>577361818ahem?
>>577361836Well I didnt read that because I'm not really interested in uma doujins in general, let alone a Flower one.So I guess I dont have the context of why him drawing my fav would be bad in the first place.....
>>577361840enjoy your 2 King Halos and 1 Ryan
I think I'm cooked come finals, but amidst the stress I had fun.I actually kinda don't want to win. OFC I want to win but I already have virgo plat and if I won a 2nd time i'd feel like the universe is calling me an incel.
>>577361904>being this mindraped
how does playing the devil's rock n roll help her read fortunes?
>heliosposter is a NTRenjoyersometimes it's bad to know more about someone
>>577361825If you wanna rock n roll, you gotta do what you gotta do.
>2037What the fuck? That couldn't possibly be true, isn't it? It should be 2034, or even sooner, no?
>>577361948Based cow enjoyerand Digiturd is also there I guess
>>577361940I got SR AirGroove and SR Bakushiiiiin
>>577361662It's the translation we got for her original skill "Shooting the Star of David".Happy holidays.
>>577361846
>>577361983They're putting all the pieces in the game first, like evo skills etc. then accel will start ramping up.
>>577361968but that's not me.....
>>577361726what the fuck did the cheesefiend ever do to you?
>>577362048I think some people should be shot by Taiki's gun.
I get my rewards in 2 hours right? Or i need to wait more?
>>577362048
>>577362127Divorce your uma
Ah I see Dantsu is the new AGP tranny target for Umama
>>577362048I wouldn't mind yakuzas making an example out of this """artist"""
>>577362085Yes because you're the only one allowed to post Helios here, right?
>>577362048holy shit delete this
>>577362162nyo, after 2 hours there's gonna be rigging period for 12 hours and then you can watch the final race and get rewards
>>577362048...
>>577362216NO BUT I KNEW WHO HE MEANT
aren't all STALLIONS AGP???
>>577362258>implying rigged
>>577362272Yes
>>577362162No, the "matching" phase starts in 2 hours and rhe actial race is at banner reset time.
>>577362272Awesome Grand Parent? Yeah I'd guess, mares have to run Tiara and all that.
>>577362258Wait are you telling me, everyone got 1 chance to win? Like it's total random?
>>577362272yeah, A Girl Pony
>>577362185Took you long enough to notice He even deleted a post in the previous thread
>>577362358
Divorcing Nice Nature after another 3rd place finish
>>577362358Oh shit it's your first CM? Goodluck anon and yes it's a fuck you BO1
Hatching an elaborate ruse to divorce my star trainee and take 50% of her winnings
>>577362441>>577362439>>577362430>first timeYeah it'sa me newcutie who got to A group
>>577362358Welcome to Umamusume Champions Meetings.
>>577362358This is why people say just qualifying for finals is the goal. Anything can happen in a single race and there's always people that get fucked over despite having an 80%+ WR going into the final race.
>>577362048>>577361846>>577361726I don't get this artist.
Can you clanker all 7 aptitude tests?
>>577362358just like in real life!
>>577362547Bipolar disorder
>>577362546LOL this is cope finals is the only run that matters and high winrate doesnt mean your strat is consistent in finals
>>577362358Look, if you had one shot or one opportunityTo seize everything you ever wanted in one momentWould you capture it or just let it slip?
>>577362358Yeppers, you bet everything on one single race.
>>577362568umafraid so
>>577362547everyone needs an abuse goblinhis is dantsu
>>577362439Erotic Machan cameo
>>577362623>consistently winning isnt a sign of being consistentAre you retarded
>>577362546>there's always people that get fucked over despite having an 80%+ WRThat's meeee~
post something sleepy
>>577362439What the FUCK is she doing
I bet nobody in /uma/ whiffed their 92% proc Angling on a final race.Uhm... Ehehe.
>be me a newcutie>download all cute uma pictures from this thread i like>do posts with them sometimes>some anons thinks it's a namefag #4356 posts something stupid
>>577362696>not abusing this uma
>>577359172I wonder if there's any fanart with Helios and Lowain + his two butt buddies
>>577362696>>577362594Interesting...
>>577362546this is why you only prep for finalswho cares about WR% on round 1 and 2? only retardsshould have looped racing spirit: mood for this one
>>577362358It is, that's why the funny thing is you can get a platinum with only 7 wins. 3 to get into group A round 2, 3 to get into group A finals, and winning the one-and-done final race. The one thing you have guaranteed is that EVERY uma in the final race is in great mood, but that's the only thing that makes everything even, you can still miss procs while a timmy can win. It's all on Shiraoki-sama to determine your fate in that race.Also, it's why even getting A Finals is the ultimate goal, because even third place group A gets you the same thing as first place group B outside of slightly less monies and support points.
>>577362739pre finals is random mood it matters
what's so smart about falco
>>577362780Living and loving
>>577362796this minus the newcutie bit is me
>>577362623retard
racing more like raping
>>577362889me?
>>577362815I forgot about granblue...
>>577362857
>>577362857her roundness
Platanus Sho
>>577362546I'm still salty about getting matched with this guy in cm6 when I had ~90% wr. Wrecked me.
>>577362881youre the retard if you cant differentiate the shape of pre finals and finals itself can you with high confidence claim that an uma optimized for good mood finals with perfect stam consumption would be identical to a non optimized one?
>>577362819No umapyoi
>>577362857She's celibate
>>577362869https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/575809269/#q575830070yeah you totally aren't one of the namefags after replying to a namefag type list
top sekrit Falco leak
falco isn't even that round
I completely forgot how obnoxious Teio sounded
>>577363015Marriage then umapyoi?
>>577363085No
>>577362924I have an account i abandoned in 2018 and i still have a mind to see if it's still there
>>577363064retard
>>577362823you can't even prepare for finals. I've tried. I've built teams designed to pinpoint target the meta and what happens? late starts, rushed, non-meta teams, wiffing angling and scheming with 1200 wit, enemy pace chaser snorts PCP and overtakes to 1st at 40%, etc. It really is the wild west. If you've had boring finals every time you're lucky. I'm stuck on Mr. C.Bone.'s Wild Ride and there doesn't appear to be an end or exit.
>>577362990I think most finals I have been matched against people with stronger decks than mine. Except for the first sprint cm. I got out in an actual jobber finals and podium'd lol
>>577363051delete this right fucking now
>>577362990https://youtu.be/2IYQs4RmeZ8
so what did we learn?
>>577363051did you give her boobs
>>577362358>>577362546>>577363192>>577362623hueheuhuehehuehuehue
The fuck, steam update
>>577363271Dunno
>>577363026I just like belonging
>>577363302>steam
Would Pie O My have been more successful if they forced it to run pace or late?
>>577363271never let a schizo bake
>>577363274>no lucky 7>no bracket 7Not kino, but based anyway
>>577363192the best way to prep for finals is to make a thing barely strong enoughif you're too strong, you get sent to a >12k elo lobby and get crushed, but if you're a lazy trainer who can make barely good enough umas that can guarantee A finals, you can get a free plat at a <8k elo lobbythis is the only way to play
>>577363274bro i swear this game isn't even real
>>577359272where the fuck can i find umayon? nyaa?
>>577363257She’s the best
>>577363271Angst is pretty lazy
>>577362990look at that rape
When the fuck are they adding Just A WayWe're WAITING
>>577363363It isn't. I lost finals to a 6% winrate doto because my front with 1150 wit failed the angling and scheming wit check.Yes, I am still mad 4 months later
>>577363271She's shit
>>577363446tomorrow after reset
>new trainee (non alt) arrives>always have to spark to get her>get spooked by every goddamn alt I never roll for or a dupe in the processwhat would you call this?
I want CIA horse Obey Your Master to be added in
>>577363524Fuck off
>>577363471you wouldn't be lying to me, would you?
is base throne ok for auto?
>>577363556my uncle's dad's friend heard it from someone who works at cygames
>>577363271i'm still thinking about stuff
you can prep for finals simply because it doesnt have that retarded 8% max stat diff from mood and you fit in racing stam which is equivalent to a great velocity unique and it wont kill you randomly
>>577363550No.
Brown wife
>>577363271uuuhhhhhhhhhh bwuuuhhhhhhh…. guhhh…? duhhhhhhhh wuhhhhhhh…??
>>577363656Brown butt
>>577363687HISHIAMA SEXOOO
>>577363583
>>577363271aptitude was not supposed to work with autoplay
>>577363589hmmm...well... that sounds pretty definitive... If you're lying though I'm not going to be happy
>>577363589well fuck, the info is legit
>>577363271I hope nobody ever adds "So what did we learn" or "CM<#> status?" posters to the do not interact listor the guy who who posts my fuarking hero. or the guy who posts old news in the form of screenshots of discord and says you have to read this immediately
>>577363591Fat cow
>>577363981dni list is a shitpost anyway, it shouldnt be taken seriously
>>577363271sloptubers are bigger metafags than /uma/
Tannhauser wedding and everything goes well
>>577360420Hayashi.
>577364041ok V
>>577364041Nobody likes you
> I'm gonna run out of stam potions before achieving a loop grandparent> This is during half tp and with spark rerollsReally an absolute meme thing to even suggest doing before we had auto
>>577363981DNI is washed we need a new revamped one
halfway there on the gigiejiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/QYUoZS>https://jiggie.fun/QYUoZShttps://jiggie.fun/QYUoZS>https://jiggie.fun/QYUoZShttps://jiggie.fun/QYUoZS
>>577364108I'm not who you think I am and if I were then shouldnt you not be interacting with me if it's a serious guideline?
>>577364158Just put Umama and V in it and we're good
>>577363780Oh, did they put up measurements for sub MLB SSRs for us non-whale plebs to examine?
>my trainee draws lewd images with me
what’s the do not interact list
>>577364209Honestly just V
>>577364216https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/19C089M1D8MEsQX6MJa0_bZk8bl7FORwER7pOsucWwNE/htmlview#gid=1558768582here anon
they talk about greed like this in the bible
>>577364261They come with pairs now considering it's been proven they have each other added on discord
I think its where we don't give each other (you)s and instead talk at each other indirectly all passive aggressive like
I dont think it's like that at all actually and you're an idiot for thinking that
>>577364310Umama was fine before but something broke them
>>577364223ok real talk what do you do when you find out your trainee has drawn thousands of pages of her original character (that looks exactly like her) getting her back blown out by her made up trainer (that looks exactly like you)?what’s the best way to bring this up?
>>577364289...i think i need that alt costume>>577364279>If i run 1LB Riko i might as well put up my MLB Aoi insteadaiiiieeeee thanks
>release maruzensky speed card>fronts become irredeemable shit immediately afterwardsThey're bad in the upcoming medium and long too, like I swear this general did NOT outright say the runner type would outright DIE in this scenariolike wasn't this supposed to be the ebin oonige doompost scenario? fuck fuck happened there?
>>577364216Click on the entries https://fujikiseki.xyz/training-data/insights
>>577360583The irresistible bokumanko
>>577364391I just explained what broke him
>>577364392Why would you bring that up? It's like you're asking for rape.
>>577363362Dude elo doesn't even have anything to do with it. You know what happened to me in Cancer?75% WR going into finals. My Vourbon was a titan, She was going to win, no questions asked. Somehow my witlet scarlet, ~800 wit, got a generational paceup and overtook first, only to wiff angling and lose to a hog by 1 length when angling is worth 1.6 lengths. I've never gone from so happy my oshi was gonna lock the fuck in to so fucking angry that she handed an easy win away to a metafaggot in 2 different ways.I fucking swear tomorrow I'm playing Yackity Sax when I watch my CM finals because it is absolutely going to be a clown fiesta. Always is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ
reminder that feng shui has, is, and will always be fake and utterly gay. Come to Tomakomai! We hosted the World Broomball Championship in 2014!
>>577359012SHOW ME HER GAPING UMANKO
>>577364525> Making up sports as a tourist attractionUmazing
>>577364446I just want to set some boundaries
>>577364460>CM finals is nothing but a joke>a brit joke at that
>>577364432This guy manages to make some stupid mistake basically every video, why are you taking this tierlist as fact?
Do as sloptubers do, not as they say. So when charles@VF tells you to skip wit bourbon, wait to see if he drops 400 pulls on that banner before it ends
Prefer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_5m945tt9M
>>577364525anatomyGOD
>>577364610I mean witgod said fronts are over too :x
The end XOguri I made for CM18 has won in all 10 CM rooms I've sent her in.
>>577364767kind hard to believe she NEVER whiffed her stamina moves, even at 1200 wit it still happens plenty
If your winrate is lower than 80 with XOguri, you should consider quitting.
>>577364767end xoggers is always the strongest she's just annoying to build
>>577364725Global was always latechad and endkino territory
>>577364834You say that but the most looped parents are fronts
>>577364820laisu telling it like it is
>>577364725"started dropping" does not mean they're bad, they're just becoming less dominant.
>>577364432
>>577364883Okay youtuber #3!
>>577364820Xoguri Winrateare the words I'll look in the archive so I can quote this post in a few threads
>>577364392...that is an exceedingly awkward situation.Does my trainee know that I know...?
>>577364767Do you have shake it out as your backup trigger?
>>577364948
>>577364460I won plat with sub-50% wr like twiceBut I also lost a finals where i won pace promote only to get caught by two ~7% wr surgers from both opposing trainers, when my pacer was the strongest wr in the lobbyAnd late starting so hard that my pacer, for the first time in 81 races, ended up late starting so hard she slid to 8th place and stayed there, when my pacer was the strongest wr in the lobbyAnd then late starting so hard that my pacer ended up getting blocked by a debuffer and preventing acceleration for ten whole seconds at the start of spurt, when my pacer was the strongest wr in the lobby--i just realized i have a bit of a problem with pacers...
>>577364432> Ricky was the only uma that could have a chance to win against the Hog in CM17, just hard to build> Runaway Suzuka is really good in CM18 if well built, other fronts are pretty competitive> Pace chasers become useless if you have 4 fronts in the lobby because they have to be 3rd or 4th or they won't trigger their uniquesOkay bro.
>>577365009No but I probably should have gotten itThough I'm not running her as solo ace anyway
>>577364936>>577364725>>577364432fucking grim
Oguri and trainer art should only involve Oguri with Kitahara
>>577364820How do you even get so high wr, when in a triple xog and debuffers room the lowest gate gets pace promoted and wins, no matter how much better the other xogs are?
>>577365116the problem is kitahara is handsome and I'm so ugly I look like a burn victim so I can't self-insert as him
rice shower's vagina
>>577364569excuse me but ALL sports are technically made up and your statement is very rude!
>>577364878Frontcucks are easy marks for free club points. Put your shittiest GW parent up and rack up the money.
>>577365080>Though I'm not running her as solo ace anywayI meant for the actual CM, still ran 2 debuffers with her for the rooms since I haven't made the other 1 or 2 aces yet.>>577364817I'm checking the replays and she won at least one while whiffing her recovery and ult. She has like 5 accel skills including Ruby's. This was the competition.
>>577365135> Muh gate 1 promotionThere's a skill called groundworks bro. Or you can train a good Ricky (I failed to achieve it)
>>577365186
>>577365245mmm yes
>>577365216>lightning surge>pump>oguri ultIsn't that it? there's a reason oguri is the only viable end this CM(spurt is bad on this course)
>>577365186smells like trouble
>>577365245laisu umanko...
>>577364820What if my winrate is 62% with Oguri because the other 22% is from Digitan
>>577365175No hags
>>577365287pump is too restrictive to be worth it imo
>>577364432So is my falcon SOVL now???
>>577365287XOguri ultUpdraftersPumping IronCheer King ultNimble NavLightning SurgeSo 6 potential accels actually
>>577365186Pervert
>>577364820Dang it...
>>577365135>the lowest gate gets pace promoted and wins, no matter how much better the other xogs are?Simple. You deny them the pace promotion.
> Want to put hesitant end closers on my umas for next CM> Can't get it from any speed or wit cardsShit sucks
spurtbros... we will get em next time...
>>577365343No. Hags!
>Somehow not getting SS on Golshi anymore when I didn't change decks after retrying 3 times>Okay whatever, I'll tweak some cards since welfare Marvelous didn't want to be consistent>Get a middle S rank>But hit the 3* end closer spark I wanted with 2* stroll and a few other relevant skillsIf Shiraoki-sama smites me and I lose CM in half a day because I'm building slop for the next one, I accept my fate.
>>577365398kingu has the same proc timing as spurt (as in it's bad)
Was Late Xoguri and front dom deboofer viable anti-pace Xog pick?
>>577365398>Cheer King ultI'm pondering on this one because it's delayed. Maybe I'll pair it with Redshift so one of either triggers hmm
Fusaichi Pandora got the most naked swimsuit in Uma since Summer Maruzensky during release year
>>577365561Yeah
>>577365561they had to do it after all the burka alts recently
>>577365561>prostitute
>>577365438am i losing my mind because i did a doubletake seeing straightaway spurt being so tinywas it really 0.9 seconds base duration this whole time? it couldn't have been, i could have sworn at the very least it was 1.2 seconds or even 1.8
boy butt
>>577365630Seiun Sky shouldn't be this sexy
>Trying to do decent front parrents>Still have none good>its 1/2 tp eventHow i'm gonna do lates or paces without event? It's insane no?
>>577365561She’s so hot
>>577365216>Ruby'sWhich card slot did you sacrifice
>>577365609
>>577364432Fronts are oshi picks for honest oshi gamers, nothing more.
>>577362048Korean artists are mostly mentally ill. I blame the no-porn rules in their country.
>>577365734My onahole
Most dangerous uma?
>>577365668Spend carats and borrow a good one for gp. Gps will carry your parent
>>577365753Cant even jerk off to bd2 anymore....
>>577365721Nothing actually, I was already getting 1600 speed XOguris for CM17 while using Creek so Ruby just replaced a Creek which wouldn't have been used anyway since it's a mile
>>577365438*taishinbros
>>577365624Any accel is good accel especially for backliners, but that's also on a mile. Skill proc duration lasts longer on bigger distances, that's why end closers usually tend to thrive better in long tracks because of late race placement and a longer accel duration.
>>577364432sloptubers said similar things for cm16, didn't stop me from winning
https://x.com/i/status/2078752120338292782GUHscan fucking WHEN
>>577365734V gets to tap this everyday on discord
>double tp>spark rerollAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE MY TARROT PUICE 30!!!
>>577365561those heels are cute...
>>577365561Umaporn is all over pixiv so they probably stopped giving a fuck
Virgo B Finalists only413097154130971541309715I deliberately avoided A Finals this time so I can see my girls sing Ms. Victoria.
>>577365561>>577365593This is the owner of Fusaichi Pandora btw (Fusao Sekiguchi).I imagine Cygames showed him the "safe" Fusapan swimsuit draft and he responded by "You call that a swimsuit?" and then Cygames turned her to a horse succubus.
>>577365753we should make fun of them more often
>>577365860fuck you mean tarrot puice, we are all out of them and spend carats to refill TP
>>577365846Based sexy robot enjoyer.I'll be running her for mile too, though mostly as a dick pick since she'll be solo fronting
>>577365895aren't you being a little too cocky right now? don't understimate B groupers
>>577365909Are you and V a thing?
>>577365768>good one for gpI already did that like 10 times i still cant get perfect (4 white skills) grandparrent bwo
>>577365792So only 1 wit card? No way you're capping speed with 2 speed unless you highroll like a mofo
>>577365901Why the fuck do they look like they belong in Yakuza's cast
>>577365901they all look like unironic yakuzas
>>577365793ummm
>>577365979they are yakuza
>Just set up card and trainer to com0lete those mission and event.The game is now like grubble posted full auto implementation
>there are B finalists in here
Is clanking the aptitude test good for you?
>>577366095No, very unhealthy. I gained weight.
>>577365895i liedi joined with my A finalists
>>577365954I underestimated Doto's strength...
clank THIS *unsheathes cock*
>>577365909Yeah and also Korean culture war between each other are so toxic it makes twitter culture war looks like light sports banter. You can't make some hand gestures. You can't show support to someone who liked a single post from a feminist or misogynist decades ago etc, it's all so tiring.
>>577365963Well I saw that Seriru has 3 spd in his video with a 900 wit XOguri but no I'm using 2 spd 2 wit LH Ruby since all my cards except LH are MLB. Also I have some speed sparks mixed in.
>>577366174no wonder every exhentai comment section under the works from OrangeMaru (YD) was full of seething
>>577359712Nyo… Ai-chan’s mom isn’t like this…
I need healing
Before the Clanker Era began i think i had stockpiled about 270 30TP potionsI wonder how long these will last..
>>577364820My hog's biggest strength was she got medium S and Fast Learner, those were the only thing carrying her with my two speeds always going to nowhereville and I settled with a 1324 speed hog, no way I'd dedicate debuffers for that for maybe an extra 3 wins. Mack is my real ace, I'm hoping she does something cool in the finals or Brickey comes out of nowhere
>>577366409
>>577366095I cleared A even with my usual looping clanker
>>577365895B Finalistsbros wya413097154130971541309715
>>577365901>you have to go through the clan if you want to marry PandoraSheesh. Pandoratore has his work cut out for him.
>>577366410I went through mine in like 3 weeks.
yakuza princess uma?
>>577366538An angel wouldn't dress this provocatively
>>577366410I am burning them. Will back to hoarding after 1/2 is over
GET ZERO (plats)!!
>>577366695that’s kita
>>577366712
>>577366695Kitachud Burakku
>>577366901aaaaiiiieeeee
>>577366807belly and thighs...
>>577366695hey
>>577366695Now that i think of it, shouldn't a sport like horseracing be extremely rife with organized crime, what with the gamba being more a part of that sport compared to sports like baseball
>>577366952it literally is
>>577366952he’s figuring it out…
guys they caught Rulertore ERPing with someone named "dominare" in a secret discord vc
you know too much
>>577366952Don't worry about it
i have løøped myself 2 horses with 3* mile sparks and a bunch of white sparks including racing spirit staminado i now proceed to do the grandparents in grand live or do i keep doing ura?
>>577367069she's 13
>>577367130too old
>>577367116GL for higher rank.
>>577367038
>>57736713013 hot loads inside
My trainee proposed to me and I turned it down to keep it professional so we don't get in trouble, but then the next day some big scary guys in suits showed up at my home and told me to reconsider "or else"? What do I do???
>>577365561>>577365593oh my god
kowai
>>577367175cheers fella
>>577367225Accept your fate
Would you lose?
>>577367335i've already won in life
mejiro ramonu is so fucking ugly
>>577367225become a fusu
>>577367382Shut up Still
>>577367335Nah I'd win
>>577367382no one says this.
>>577367382I say this
>>577367225You're being hunted. You need to move to Ireland where they won't find you.
>>577366538stallions.......
>>577367225
>>577367587mr cock and balls
>>577367587Is it possible to make a competitive CB / Ace / Rudolf CM team
>>577367624yeah mine
>>577367587mister cuddle bug
bbc...
>>577367587Señor Pene y testículos
I can't get a fucking nimble navigator spark to save my life. 20+ clanker runs and I haven't gotten a single one.
>>577367724
What was the update about btw? The client updated.
>>577367770hey
>>577367665it wouldn't be synergistic, that's for sure
>>577367770then shelve it for now because it wont get much mileage (lol) in the upcoming mile CM
Stop getting your trainees pregnant
>>577367921I need the doting mom, but to marry and get doted by everyday
>>577367960she forced herself on me
WE are all rolling for Palmer Stamina and Aston Marchen.
>>577367921Dia wouldn't be a yandere mother
>>577367936Well that sucksthe more i learn about CB and Ace the more i want them on my roster
Which umas are the tightest?
>>577359712>dead linkonegai...
Mile... home...
>>577367921I honestly just love Air Groove.
>>577367408fusu
Every Uma is homophobic & transphobic
>>577368231it was only for V~
>>577367382
>>577368309magical girl fusu
...
>>577368231It was Fusaichi Pandora giving a titjob to a BBC
>>577368310nuh uh
>>577367921Would Dia take my first time if I was a kid
if oguri is peak how did she get cucked by a mob uma
>>577368534Stop teasing me and post it already
>>577368309Kill
d-dekai..
>>577368618sorry~ you can imagine it atleast
Bakucute
>>577367382she's also a mean cunty bitch
>>577368572take a guess
This is a HERO
>>577368795DIGICUTE!
Did nobody pull for Pearl
>>577369037I did, why?
>>577369037Couple of people posted screenshots last night when her banner dropped
the gigiejiggie remains openhttps://jiggie.fun/QYUoZS>https://jiggie.fun/QYUoZShttps://jiggie.fun/QYUoZS>https://jiggie.fun/QYUoZShttps://jiggie.fun/QYUoZS
>>577369114Umama and V
>>577369037who
>>577366952The possibility of rampant human trafficking, where males are whored to umas is more plausible in this world than horseracing crimes
I love cryers
>>577360583I started playing at the valentine event, which was after the original legend races. I need 108 days for Seiun Sky. Fuck me.
>>577369037Why would they? She's gross looking
>>577365561I hope the like count difference can encourage them to show more skin onwards
I think the clanker can make okayish miler and sprinter aces with little to no effort
>>577369361what cursed deck did you have to use to convince it to get that high
>>577361294I don't watch/read porn, so I don't give a shit, give me support cards.
I need Air Groove wife..
>>577369037I want Machan's thighs around my face.
>>577369427>6*speed, 5*guts>sprint focus>no extra racesIts funny stuff. I can easily A rank all test like that
>>577369621sniff
this trainer aptitude event would be a good opportunity to attempt clanker aces for varying distances and seeing how things turn outmaybe slot them for TT after if it worked..
Did my daily quota of playing games, now what...
>>577369671neat
why is Cheval so evil?
>>577369720ERP with V time
Japs love Yanko
>>577365979They are pro boxer."Kameda brothers"
>>577369748It was 9* speed, but the point still stands. If you are really lazy and got some okay parents you can just clanker your way into some graded finals in the short races
falco don't get too excited you are a NSM fodder...
>>577369859
>>577369621She's got fat thighs and a big butt though
>>577369994I got that too
>>577370049Maybe, but you are just a fat gay retard and not a sexy woman (female).
>>577370049being so morbidly obese that you need your gallbladder removed is not the same thing V
>>577370119That's Umama though
>>577370049And you're also attracted to a fat retarded guy from SEA, so
>>577370205They're a pair now
>>577370298Proof?
>>577370378>didn't read the chatThey're already talking on discord anyway.
jp uma can't convince me that anyone actually cared about pandora before the swimsuit
>>577370378burger pocket
>>577370512Everyone cares about her daughter though!
>>577370512I see no problems in people caring about Pandora now with her alt costume if before no one actually know about her.I think that's the point of Alts too, making some underdog uma shine with something cute or sexy.That outfit with her body is huge sex, no one could doubt that.
>>577370512nobody even knew who that was here before she was being spammed by you know who
>>577370512i posted her bouncing before that
>>577370512it's just the latest example in the bikini schizophrenia this website has had for the last 20 years
>>577370652daughterwife
i wish pandora was my mom
>>577370529
This trainer test couldn't have come at a worse time, our club is already slipping from people making aces, and now everyone will be focused on this instead of doing fan runs
Somehow I forget every time, but running only two speed cards really fucking sucks, actually.
>>577370893This is why Ruby is a gaslight btw
Tried the mercuro stuff. Didn't heal.
>>577368534I really really like this image
>>577370917Such a small, cute, refined uma could never be a gaslight.
>>577370771>>577370836>>577370876triple jordan
1.5k speed is enough
I'm hungry
hi hungry, im horse
Cerebral SwanIntellectual HawkAstute EagleSage SparrowCunning CrowWise Owl
>>577359919>sex with umas is bad>and here's why it's good!
>>577371171Same, hungry as fuck actually. Should get that sorted>>577371034This image makes me want to whack my shit on the spot, need to look up the other version
Whenever I see this I imagine doto cradling her big futa cock
>>577371291
>>577371331Kitason...
>>577371176Take the hachimipill
>>577371386>>577363736
>>577371491For V eyes only
>>577371491
>>577368697scary..
>>577371074Wooby is a brick!
>>577371538>>577371531
>>577371531
>>577371093A 3 pointer?
>>577371743Good girl knowing her place
>>577371131Mayano is up and ready for her own anime!
Just got the earliest possible charmingWhat do you think will go wrong this run?
What we thinking? Is it ok as loopa starter?
V won I'm afraid
How about you loop sum bitches on your dickUmaaaaaaaa
>>577372021unwanted failed training and unfinished chains. Oh, and bad shop rng
>>577372021first thing that went wrong is me accidentally clicking rest while tabbing back in.I need to turn on the confirmations again man
>>577368318V hereI want to see it
>>577372128you know where to ask then
flips erping rn
somewhat decent GP?
>>577372028Decent place to start
I lust for Smart Falcon... I want to see her sleeping face after sex...
>>577372156Post it already can't believe you guys are such bitches
you guys are such fags
>>577372458no I only wanted him to see it, he knows where he can ask for it too..
>>577372320the only notable white there is ignited pwrtry putting in racing spirit stamina, uma stan, latch on then we can talk
>>577372320I would run it into the ground, yes. At this point I'd settle for 2* power, stam, or speed with 2* mile and ignited power and one of either full throttle, pedal to the metal, or slick surge. fuck
>>577372320if it has parents with good whites that can make it onto a parent, sure
Wait the secret events work with clanker?I trained suzuka and got runaway
pray for me bros
>>577372478really throwing rocks from a glass house here
>>577372584they're not that great but that pasa and xog are my best looping ggps for now
>>577372610we knew this from day 1 bwo...
>>577372512erping bitch
We like big tits here right?
>>577372097Didnt fail any trainings but had to give up before first summer after only being able to get 2 songs (and didnt get mile s or any of my good whites from inspo either)
>>577372746retard lol
>>577372763Yeah, especially Doto's saggers
>>577372618Show Grass first before I accidentally pray for a dominator abuser
>>577372610...i can farm Head-On with Scarletand Vodka has other stuff too with her secret event
>im going to make coffee cafe! It shouldn’t be too hard >it’s been an hour cooking and it’s still wetI fucked it guys. It’s over
>>577372763You tell me
>>577372826fucking teio from behind
Can you autoclank spurt on Maya?
>>577372763Rocket tits
pp/dd/gw/ignite wit seems really hard to nail down, and that's even before you want the other stuff like racing stam/mood/restraint...It's hard being a frontie
just missing dd in my loopa now
falcofags...
I apologize, I was wrong about Ayabe.
>>577372981Ask your bf for help
>>577372950NoJust use an uma with spurt in her kit
>>577372967damn, vivlos is this big???
Fucking cunt. I needed you when I was building parents.
>>577373086Nobody cares about your dead sister right now we almost bricked ourselves
why does she hate front runners
>>577372826>dominator abusernigga please, how fucking else do you want me to have even the slightest chance of winning against xogs with an off-meta ace that has G dirt by default
>tried to do a run with 2 guts card (i needed for the training test)>my run lacked of dance and passionOr this run wasn't very lucky, or it's impossible to do guts builds
>>577373189Helios*
>>577372820They DON'T sag
>>577373134she's the face of oshiplayers for a reason
>>577373189Is she a good card?
>>577373316good if you have wit natie
Just failed the Anshinzawa charming event into a follow up mood down and Hag Hello didnt show up in junior year either.
>>577373274They might after a couple of babies
>>577373189there's no wei ruby hates front runnershelios is a frontrunnerso there's no weinot a chance
>>577373361You are supposed to use both
>>577373086Many such cases
>>577373316DecentJust not for this scenario
>>577373239No prayers for you then
>>577373394You literally are
>>577373189you will not believe what racing style daitaku helios excels in
>stamina gains so abysmal I'm considering running the Spe speed card for gourmand>for mileMan you guys weren't lying about the stamina drought
>>577373189>would be funny if it's because it's helios>checks helios on the wiki>she's a frontrunnerit's because helios
>>577373517You're not supposed to go full power sparks9/9 is perfect
>>577373394that's what i said bwo. good if you have wit natie
>>577373378This one...
>>577373435man fuck you
>>577373517I go 9 power sparks on Taishin and I'm getting like 1300 power, just swap your power sparks for stam
>>577373598i can't stop loving big fat breasts
Hi guys I went to sleep very early so I woke up very early but it's not time to go to work yet so I'm going to start another auto run and go back to sleep goodnight
>>577373598
>>577373687Oh really?
https://youtu.be/LR40Y8vAJeU>they are using a power card in their ace decklol
>Nice Nature almost always came 3rd>they made her in game as a debuffer so you want her not to winKINO
>>577373719
>>577373850
>>577373719SEX
>>577373435he's using just 1it's acceptable
I'm gonna do itI'm gonna do itI'm gonna replace Light Hello with a third Speed card
uggo killed the thread
Teio is built for my BFG (big fat gut)
>>577373598Evil uma
>>577374231retard
>>5773742311.4k vs 1.6k speed isn't really worth the trade
Is she retarded?
Faggots really trying to fit in their BRICKED Power card LMAO
>>577373517You cant hit 600 without stam sparks?Just focus on stam +22 and +8 from concerts? Stam greens? Stam secret events?
>>577372610Don't forget that you can also choose which event skill (Come What May) you get by making it one of your desired skills.
>>577374326When you die your birth name will be on your gravestone
Uh oh little boy melty
https://www.nikkansports.com/keiba/news/202608130000547.html>Mirco Demuro has 5 kidsSo the canon amount of children for these umas is 5
>>577374382Maybe?
Does anyone have a good setup to share for farming fans? Ideally 1 mil per run?
>>577374449Don't you need more than that? And yeah my Flower only got 500 on a test run while waiting for borrow refresh
>>577373189heliosxirs ..
>>577373189it's heliover,..
>>577374382Yes, Suzuka is a dork
>>577374440>after school>triples 7swhat is the 3rd heal xog needs? I'm not seeing anything else that's guaranteed
legal sweepyclear all tests for me
>>577374382Why are they even using “strategies” just run you fucking retards do you know any track stars irl who “hang out at the back and then suddenly sprint” no they just fucking run
>>577373189>>577373270>>577373392>>577373458>>577373520>>577374680*runs helios as pace*
>>577374301Wrong
I want to be hugged by Taiki Shuttle and feel her soft breasts on my face.
>taste coffee cake >it’s bad UWAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>577374754I do this
>>577374792Meisho Doto strikes again
>>577373189Why does Ruby hate Helios?I don't get it.
rolled for pearl but I got new year fuku and akenono instead
>>577374792I like coffee and I like cake, so they're great for me
I think we can all agree that Pearl is the prettiest right?
>>577374878Did you roll without a spark?
>>577374620Just grab any white heal you have at 40%600+1-2 whites is enough
>>577373749YeahNo wonder my favorite uma is Super Creek, even her personality fits so much with me, since i'm a huge cuddleslut
Ruby sex.
>>577374920I find her sexy not pretty.
>>577373768>>577374436Are you okay anon?
>>577374974I do love cuddles and snuggles.... and big breasts.Creek is awesome for sure.
>Long test wants gold Pressuredeploying Mambo
umama is right on this one
>>577374724You say that but in long distance races the "endclosers" and "late surgers" always win; the people choosing to stay in or near the front the entire race always lose in the final spurt. But yeah if it's a single lap or less everyone is just sprinting.
>>577375138What are these things
>>577374920Her face looks like what a retard think is pretty
why can't we have 1k veteran slots
>>577375217cumoms and cureloms
>>577375260She's not that bigShe's not that hotShe's still a massive and annoying bitch
Flash's tits are too vulgar
>>577375312Because then you'll ask for 2k veteran slots
>>577365484Who cares about that for xogger, that's like Plan F for her.
>I have 1 GP ready, time to reuse the same looped GGP again and make my second GP>let's look for an uma who can do lots of races for max affinity on GP>el condor pasa>few runs after, get a GP>alright, time to use both GP for a parent... who did I made as first GP again?>el condor pasa...
Cafe please save me my cake was bad…
It's called Pretty Derby, everyone in the game is pretty except Little Cocon nobody likes her
??
>>577375312>why can't we have multiple rerolls >why can't we have spark lock>why can't we have trainer's notescygames is allergic to making a good game that's why
what now? do i just train wit even if there aren't any rainbows?the rainbow speed will just give me a 6+6 power
>>577375419LH, if LH hasnt shown up then wit
>>577375365I think they're just as vulgar as they should be
>>577374605Manletbros... How did he do it???
>>577375409I prefer little cocoon to her nigger friend
>>577375462nyaruhodo
Second run where I crack UF but dont get Mile S (or prudent/ignited wit or any speed greens)
Perspective
>>577375409Ryan exists you know
>>577372610Anything that just requires completing races. Maya's doesn't work because she clanks every race as front.
BROOOOOOS IT"S HERE MY FIRST GP
>>577375365Let me hold them.
>>577375564
>nyess looks good umastan THH slipstream PTO restrain and ignited power nyesss but 2*stam and 2*pace tho im looooooping>but but but what if i reroll for fun lol no way it will be-NIGGER
>>577375687>>577375687>>577375687pearl bwead
>>577375410What is "that"?
>>577375595Try showing the image above your post around an old folks' home and seeing how many hours it takes you to explain to the people there why the one cartoon girl is pretty while the other cartoon girl with the same face as her is ugly, while they all look at you like you're brain-damaged
>>577375691I'm sure they are all there when you scroll down bwo... :)
>>577375718You don't want to know...
>>577374724
>>577375621You mean GGP...right?
>>577376186Nyes
>>577374870disgusting freak that can't take a hint
>>577374870she's annoying and ugly and bounces too much
>>577374440cue in the clanked xogs raping UG9 aces
>>577374440>his editor appearsdid the cowtard spread misinfo again?
