Previous: >>577359012>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Yukino Bijin (3*), Seeking the Pearl (3*), SSR Smart Falcon, SSR Silence Suzuka, SSR Daiichi Ruby, SR K.S. MiracleCurrent CM: Virgo Cup 2 - Ooi Dirt 2000m Medium/Right/Fall/Sunny/GoodCurrent Event: 1.5-Year Anniversary Celebration Part 3, Trainer Aptitude Test>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/kapy9o.jpg08/05 - Yukino Bijin (3*), SSR Silence Suzuka, SSR Smart Falcon08/05 - Virgo Cup - Medium/Right/Fall/Good/200008/12 - Seeking the Pearl (3*), SSR Daiichi Ruby, SR K.S. Miracle08/13 - New Legend Races08/18 - Halloween Agnes Digital (3*), Halloween Meisho Doto (3*), SSR Daitaku Helios, SSR Mejiro Palmer08/18 - Days Flying By Story Event08/25 - Aston Machan (3*), SSR Fine Motion, SSR Maruzensky08/25 - Libra Cup - Mile/Right/Fall/Firm/1600>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Summer Seiun Sky (3*), Summer Mejiro Bright (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
What we thinking about restoring TP with Carats?We getting like 100 carats a day on auto right?
>>577375658>>577375467Grabbing those tits means going to Germany.......
>>577375687Her tits look amazing though.
>>577375765perfectly fine during half TP + double reward
wahey
do i brick my uma for the event bonus?
>>577375857
What does it mean? Gold skills having ass completion rates on heavy schedules fixed?
>>577375857V wonYou lost
>>577375796Current heatwave aside it's quite nice here.
Uma uma umya unya
Does Mummy Creeks unique work on this track? I know it’s an accel so it’s decent right
Digitan LOVE
>>577376082LOVE!
orenji
>>577376143 The thumbnail looks like she has a giant head on a tiny body.
>>577375980I will be in Frankfurt in 3 weeks time and I will on the look out for busty German umas
I regret rolling for mr shit bitch card>get leap forward from hints>get S mile>twice>dumb ass bitch never finishes her eventsI even forced shitty ass songs for shit ass event rate ups. Stupid shit ass whore. I'll just go use Ayabe.
>>577375687Pearlbros, grant me your power, I will be rolling now
>>577376181I can see that, but actually it's just her HUGE ears that make her body look tiny.
Crazy that you can clank this event and get straight As. Thank you for allowing me to pass the exams, UmaGPT.
>>577375796>>577375980>>577376205
>>577376261
>>577375880nvm, didn't need it at all
>>577376221Good luck!
Give me an Uma wife.
>>577376294>>577376205>>577375980>>577375796Flash is weak to sweet words being whispered into her ear
How do you train flash for next cm? I never tried but I got her recently
I am literally Buena Vista.
>>577375907after race usually means secret eventsthey've been fucky since autos dropped
>>577376481hey
>>577376373>Evens - Pearl>Odds - Yukino>0 - Aoi
>making Doto sing Gays On MeWho knew she had a cute voice when it's used for something other than HAWAWA GOMENNASHAIII >.<
ok i have good whites on my gp nowhow do i turn them into mile pinks
https://umamusume.com/news/100100/>During Independent Training, certain Career events that take place after entering a race did not trigger properly
>>577376528Hey.
>>577375907can someone check if they fixed MANT autoclanking?one of the flatniggers doing nothing can help doing this
>>577376590So that's what the update is for. Can they fix gold skills never appearing?
>>577376546Who the fuck is this?https://files.catbox.moe/2moo10.mp3
>>577376221>>577376372>One pearlbro power was enough S-Sugoi, sugoi sugiru
I as a trainer will not be objectified! I have rights!
>wake up>fell asleep without queueing a clanker runAAAAAHHHHHHH DANCHOU GOMEN
>>577376887It's okay, I already kicked you
>>577376860Naisu!
>>577376016KIMI NO AIBA GA
>>577376508After entering* a race.So wtf did they fix?
>>577376761DON'T OPEN THE LINK, IT'S AN EVIL LINK AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEE
flat == good
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/QYUoZShttps://jiggie.fun/QYUoZS
>>577376874>I have rights!Guess again
Tahbo is really cute
Fuji Kiseki
>>577377065This doesn't look right...
>>577375189>in long distance races the "endclosers" and "late surgers" always win>hasn't learned from the kitasan, v.bourbon cm>won't learn before the next arima cm>will never learn even when a limited anniversary uma can't catch up to frontGODS released months beforelol
I NEED to have sexual intercourse with this umamusume, and then cuddle and live together with her
That :3 smile that Doto has is DUMB
>>577377328Mayacat wins! The prize is Maya gets her own ANIME!
>>577377407didn't you and umama get back togethwr, hayashi?
>>577377407>flat
>>577377275I will not be seduced by her
>>577377475Your loss.
>>577377457He's with V now
>>577377328Fronts First, the Rest Nowhere
did you lock in your team in time, anon?post that lineup
sex first the rest sex
>>577376694Well they also added 4k concerts
>>577377470The flatter the better, really
>>577377591That's nice...
>>577377591for some reason, Gaze on Me still seems to stutter during the multicam segmentsat least on my end
>>577377549I rolled the dice. If I encounter even one murmur team in the finals I'll die horribly. If I go against legit teams with three aces I have excellent odds. It's in Shiraoki-sama's hands now...
le sip
>>577376590if they actually fixed gold skills i'm never playing manual again lol
my trainer said he loves me
>>577377591holy fuck 4k 60fps miso victory
>>577377709https://support.umamusume.com/feedback/Send a feedback bwochacho, maybe they'll read it
>>577377713>uma thinks she’s going to marry her trainer after she retires lollmao
B Finals bros...
>>577377848That is EXACTLY what happens
i want to insert my face into maruzensky crotch
>>577377713>she doesn't know it's just a mood-up tactic>he's already said it to all his previous trainees, and will continue to say it to his future trainees
>>577377791that wasnt a complaint i hope they do
>>577377693healer grass should be able to heal your entire team with her unique
>>577377549I beleeb!
>>577377328think that comment was referencing irl racing
>>577377886>rolled for banana falco instead of brickeycould've gotten a free A finals bro
>>577376302big
>>577377919>moments before a disgusting smelly fat old bastard with a hypnosis app enters
I did not give you consent to post me.
>>577377961she really should. bitch is fucking WORTHLESS outside of that and providing a cute costume for my debuffer. She was legitimately the worst uma I trained in mantblazer. Could not win races to save her life even with MLB Fuku. The worst spook I've ever gotten, and I got spooked by her twice.
disgusting smelly fat old bastard? where??
>>577378038You're for V eyes only
>>577378028That's supposed to happen to Still and her trainer
>>577378080Too late
How do I ban an Uma from appearing in my home screen on random selection?
>>577377990I only popped a twenty
I'd marry King Halo. She looks like she'd be a decent wife
don't get uppity
>>577378224she can't cook thoughever
>>577378095>>577378028Why?
>>577377949I will marry my trainee and my future trainees will seethe at having a married trainer.
Why are creepy cishet men poisoning a game meant as a safe space for queer folx?
marry heilo adopt halal urara
Don't tell my trainee, but I'm thinking of taking another uma up on her offer to train her instead
I want to be married.
Please let me lose to a Digitan, let me lose to a Rickey, hell let me lose to Pasa. ANYTHING but Xoguri
>>577378224Nice
>>577378401
Curren has ZERO songs in gamemeanwhile falco has TWOshe even has a music videocurrenfags meanwhile...
>>577378438Even the water turns to gray goo when this gray diarrhea enters it
Fine Motion? More like FAT FUCK Motion.
I jerk off to umas being shackled and getting their armpits licked while getting creampied.
>>577377791I sent something in, that being said I would not be surprised at all in today's world if they feed all feedback into an AI woodchipper to spit back out common themes in suggestions.
>>577378398Isn't V taking care of it?
>>577378517by (You) right?
>>577378401Xog seethe in 10 hours is going to be fun
>>577378573I bet you feel nothing winning with characters you don't care about
Trainer-san CM19 prep runs doko
GET ZEROMAN NAKA MEZASE
Trainee victory creampie after winning the URA Finale.
>>577378709We are literally in the mid of training GET BACK TO THE TURF
>>577378804Me as the trainee.
copa copa copya copyaKIMI NO AIBA GA
>>577378840V as the trainer?
>>577378291Aruvu had the same question
>>577378816Really? You're already doing prep for CM20?
>>577378804this but chanme
>>577378716HOEEEEEH SO TRUE
Tonight my wife comes home
I need a man.
>>577377549Why did you post mine
>>577378902She is based like that.
>>577378987eww white woman
>>577378926GO TO TOPICHIBAN TE
pearl in my mouthaccidentally inhaling pearlchoking on pearl dying
>>577378401What about losing to a Digitan that was on a XOg team
>only built two gl horses so far>already safeEZ.
Bed breaking sex with Kawakami Princess
>>577377980https://youtu.be/WRgOoAbzWLA>current record time for Haruten
>>577379257Many people are saying this
10 hours until disappointment
>>577379212>he doesn't know about auto TT team tech
>>577379130GATTSURI KACHI TOCCHAURENSEN RENSHOU NOTOPPU U M A D O RU
I'm going to win!
>>577379257>he thinks his pelvis will survive before the bed breaksThere's a reason why most uma don't have dads.
I hope I get a x6 murmur room in final
>>577378573
>>577378716>>577379130>>577379407I get hyped every time this plays on the jukebox
>>577379407GET ZERO YUZURENAI NEGAIGO TO TOP SENPOU DASSHU!
>>577377886I'm in A finals, Falco bro... I will win for us both
>>577379338Wdym, we're going to see a bunch of podium Falcos!
>>577379437Trainers are very resilient against damage inflicted by umamusume, so the bed will die.
>>5773778862 sex goddessesand Falco
>>577379294>Look up all time records>Rice Shower set the record in 1993 when she wrecked makku>Rice's record absolutely destroyed (3 seconds) by the top racing gun of the month>Deep Impact beats Mayano's record>Kitasan BORE narrowly defeats Deep Impact's recordberry interesting. except kitasan. I do not care for her.
>>577379535What an odd thing to draw...
>F*lcoDay completely ruined
>>577379737>Dope Impact
>>577379750It's a meme template, I've seen it used for much worse things.
>>577379696
Breaking bad sex with Walter White
Deep ImpactEquinoxContrail
>>577379696How does Gold Ship Torena do it?
>>577379914I AM THE ONE WHO CUMS
>finally get Deep Impact rights for the game>Make her a junkie, roid rager, a doper and a cheaterWould cybased do this
>>577379686BACCHIRI (Fu Foo!) KIRAMEITEANATA TO (YOU) TO KIMI NI KIBOU TODOKERU KARAAAAAAAAGO KAKUGO FALCOS LOVE
>>577379962I am build different.
>>577379991they didnt even have the balls to reference stego chud moment with special week
>>577379991>didn't make cum bucketd'or lactate during her careernope
>>577380081What about fucking up Jungle Pocket's or whoever's jockey
>>577379556Same It’s a very good song
ryan LOVE
>>577380236Hold her tight you fucking IDIOT
>It's a fat whore Light Hello doesn't show up episode
>>577379556I like Umadol Power better
>>577380390
Well?
morning
I think my trainee put something in my drink, I don't feel so good
>>577380307I am waiting for her to call me an imbecile.
GET ZERO (fans)
>>577380516For me the bridge of GET ZERO is just very empowering and catchy
>friend is a tachyonfag>rolls brickey>won't shut the fuck up about fengshui and rearranging furniture and that virtual insanity parody about furnituresHow do I fix my friendJesus christ
everyone loves falco
Redpill me on the Halloweeners next week....Digitan, Doto, and support Helios and Palmer.
>>577380648Learn Feng Shui stupid
>>577380081
>>577380678So you... skip them
>>577375687Join Haythere!A comfy club for comfy anons such as yourself.Please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
>>577380648Kill him, for he will not understand the path of Shiraoki-sama
>>577380678digitan = worse than OGdoto = weird but okhelios = idkpalmer = taking the lead but >stam card
>>577380678Palmer is required for frontsHelios is also required for fronts
Curren is an unc now.....
Did they buff or nerf clankers
>>577380779Rickey luck mogs Fuku though
>>577380604
>>577380736Put him in the game....we need more quirk chungus umas.
>>577379737imagine being this much of a faggotliterally contrarian for no reason>"durrr winning too much is BAD!"of course a loser like you would think sounironic pedo redditor going by your picrel tooso assmad your favorites' legacy were smashed to bits by this unit
>>577380898Curren saved her from humiliation btw
>>577380990Curren HATE
Kind of funny how you get in to a club and suddenly kicked because you have a job
Going through the Ramonu tag on Pixiv and found an album of someone drawing her cumming from having her belly button licked. I thought all the weirdos are on Deviantart
uh oh umama melty
>>577380768Danchou i thought we full
>>577380845These girls are so mean to Maruzensky
>>577381035You don't need free carats because you have a job to buy carats so it's fair
>>577381035Get a job that lets you open your phone for 3 minutes every 50 or join a club that has low enough quotas that you can Clank at home. What's the problem?
this card kinda sucks, ngl
>>577381296you are literally retarded
>>577381296You're using it for the skills that don't suck
>>577381331Umama melty
>>577381215Maruzensky would play Dos and complain about crabs to you
>>577381035Nyooooo
/uma/ pretends to be on falcon's side, but you would lose in a heartbeat to curren if she teased you
>>577381215she's so cutebut she should consider graduating already, her uma generation (Tazuna/LH) no longer wear uniforms...
>>577381296>The card that will make fronts win the next CM>Le badAlright
>>577381425No, I think she's annoying and not particularly cute either.
Time to sleep at 5am but before i do, please enjoy this malnourished (read: hot) cafe
>>577381205I also thought we full until I saw a flatliner
>>577381425Global is Falco turf (dirt).
I woke up like this
>>577381035Brother, I can hit auto every 50 minutes at work. You no longer need to play manually.
>>577381425yeah that's because she has evil succubus powers
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>577381035Join one that doesn't have a quota or queue up a bunch of auto runs at work. I did the former for the benefits of actually being in club and decided to start doing the latter because running laps around coworkers got annoying
I think I like older women
>>577381550V's POV?
>>577380648feng shui is science so the pipeline checks out
>>577381035there is NO reason to be flatlining now that autos a thingyou should be getting a MINIMUM of 2million/day
>>577380571Good morning
>>577381624Many such cases
Okay but I really really really really really really reallyr eally really realy reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyr eally really really really reallyr eally relly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realy really really really really really really really really really reallyl really really really love Stego.
>>577381837How much does she love her Trainer?
I am miserable
>shows up to explain how deep Shakur isGO AWAY
>>577381436Graduating means she would no longer be a young girl
>>577381936How's Umama
>>577381765Glad people have time to do 2mil/day. I guess I'll start doing 10mil/day until I reach 1 billion.
>>577381624You and me both
>>577381936Says here you're Anonymous though...
>>577381035I have a job as a cashier where I'm not allowed to leave my place for 7 hours and if I get caught using a phone I'll get penalized and eventually fired, and I can still hit quota while sleeping 8 hours I'm not sure what to say to you.
>>577381035>joins club>do nothing>fucking dies
sweep faster, sweepy
>>577380953go rewatch the most boring and objectively worst season of the anime about it, nerd
>My trainer showed up with our daughter
>>577382051No that's just V, coincidentally him and Umama woke up at the same time
>>577381569ntaI can't hit auto every 50 minutes at work but I can do it at home and I've only capped TP once since auto released1-2 runs in the morning and drain it before bedwill be even easier once half TP ends
>>577382018Guinea pigs should do what they're told
>>577382115Wow I look cute today
Bed breaking sex with Seeking the Pearl.
>>577382081Raisu
mare
>>577380953umamad
I have V and Umama fatigueWhy do they need to announce they are in the thread
anyone making og raisu for mile cm
>>577381932yes
>>577382340You could just ignore them like you're seemingly ignoring the other avatarfags
>>577382346Me
If they don't run, they're not really an Umamusume: Pretty Derby
>>577382340retard
>>577382126Must be morning in brazil or something
holy I wish we can see which parent the spark comes from like in the career spark page
>>577382367cute mare
Can we get a mare who's not a rapist please?
>>577382415Stop calling yourself retard Umama
>>577382208please do not ruin Buena with schizo and/or AGPpostingdo it for some uma I don't care about, like Chrono Genesis
>>577382497>Can we get a mare who's not a rapist please?The only chance you had to choose was when you decided to become a Torena
>>577382498Did you know you're a retard
>>577382395hows it going
>Too young to be a hag>Too old to be a student
>>577382569Umama already ruined her, so
>>577382643Nice pits
Mares are cute and can be trusted, actually.
>>577382643perfect time to be a mother
What do you think uma sweat smells like
>>577382241My bro...
>>577382346I've never seen a more dedicated group than Rice oshisevery CM I will hit at least one lobby with a well built (or attempted) Ricedoesn't matter the conditionsit's kind of awe inspiring
>>577382569bue has always been the face of agp and hrt retard
>>577382708once you get the umanko you never go back
>>577382390There's no other avatarfags tho
>>577382595Here's my best one so far I think. Head-on didn't proc and FM agemasen'd. I'm currently running Nishino then I'll go back to her.
>>577382716was about to say this
Bue IS literally me, though.Deal with it.
>>577382798Kys Umama
>>577382834Buena Vistastay gold Like I said you're just ignoring it
>>577382995Bue is literally Umama avatarfagging
Since next CM is free for all I'm running >oshi pickKawakami>metafag pickEndXog>wild card (uma i've never tried running in CM)Admire Vega
>'mama hates top gunmayabros we are safe!
>>577382950ok then where's my KFC?
>>577383136The TOP GUN never fails... she blows away the AGP trash with lethal efficiency and also cuteness!
>>577383298she's in heat again
Stop posting pearl, nobody pulled for her
>>577382502Ogurin is so cute...
>>577383394That's the loli from Non Non Biyori.
>>577382848nice
>>577383394nyan pasu~
>>577383394New agp for umama
>>577383120For me:>oshi pickDia or Digi>metafag pickTaiki>wild cardCheer Neicha because I just pulled her and she's cute!
did someone say kfc
>>577383136>>577383252>pedo gun
>>577383456that's Dantsu
Transgender trainer
>Hmmm today I will log on to 4chan dot org and willingly enter a place where things I don't like are posted, then get mad when those things are posted
>>577383262must breed
>>577383612You agp as rice
bamboo memory jumpscare
Why Cygames hates me popping bubbles? Popping bubbles and seeing numbers go up is fun!Why am I being forced to do GL again? Why Cygames? WHY?!
>>577383394more like Dantsu Fingers
>>577383546Dia is tempting for me too but I dont think her unique will do much this track.... I'm already running Dober as my oshi pick and idk if I can handle 2 umas without a real kit for the actual race
>>577383728You can make an okayish sprinter/miler with the clanker
>>577383721Rice is hebe
>>577383736no one would name a horse Finger
hakuraku has data for 3000 CM18 races now. You like?
>>577383820so is Mayaboth are sexy
>>577382684Thanks.
>>577383919Endguri Cap...
>>577383919I dont care
>>577383928Maya definitely leans more loli thoughever
>>577383919I have summer Taiki and i planned to use her before this
>>577383886https://en.netkeiba.com/db/horse/2023102813/bro........................
>>577383919>Late SpeDefinitely the dark horse of this CM.
>>577383919bro, I think you made a mistakedebuffers and xoguri was cm17 not cm18
>>577384038>metafag marlon
>>577383919I would like to see all those lazyass clanker pace xog in dirt CM try out their hand in making endxog this time
I pity people who aim for plat titles now
Hakuraku's room matches data when it comes to fronts honestly isn't reliable. Frontgawds spend most of their time parent farming and then building an ace in the last minute, that has been the case ever since Seiun Sky and GW came to light.
My trainee is like this.
>>577384153Nooo i was planing on use her before i knew shes meta hereAlso i dont have others umas!!!Nice feets though
can't believe I'm saying this but I'd rather have 10 chiyofaggots posting in the thread over 1 of umama
>>577383957Umama in the middleVHeliosfagLemonHayashiAround Kita
>>577384206frontkek cope
>>577380024I need to put my cock in that heart
You're all virgins shut the fuck up.
>>577384225finally a shop that demands proof
>>577384225Tsunderes are troublesome
>>577384250Hayashi...
>>577384153>style maining stanley>oshi gaming orville
>>577384250Same but alas
>>577384378sorry to disappoint... but I'm not...
>>577384420she should this instead
How did one nigga manage to attract so many orbiters is my question
>>577384490WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE
Raping umommy after he loses another cm
>>577384565My trainee's a bit of a chud...
>>577384627That's V's job now
solo grinding to 1 billion fans will be easy
Why can't her children be normal?
>>577381035sorry blud ranks are brutal rn, job havers can enjoy B+ at best
>>577384774They take after me, sorry.
only 6 months until xogslop dies
>>577384427>debuffing donnie
>>577384774
>>577383202
>>577384427bad>>577384903good
>>577384774Air Groove and I are schizomaxxing
>>577384947Thanks I try
>>577384863Bathing the Pearl
Pearl wants to umapyoi with me?
>>577385138no uma nor woman wants to umapyoi with you, incel
>>577385086she's horny
>>577385198no u
>>577376546>>577376761Cute. I'm addicted to her VA's YouTube ASMR.Spe's VA REALLY can't sing, don't do this it sounds awful
>>577385198dober... don't be jealous...
>random eventmy gw chances are insane in inspo so taking focus
>>577383919>late speIT'S TIMEFronties getting up to 40% team WR isn't bad too
Favorite umas showing up in the entrance screen? Bakushin, Digitan, Urara and Sweepy (what did she mean with this?) for me. McQueen, Oguri and Special Week if I'm feeling horny for big eaters...
my pov
>>577385358I hope end xog won't be that common in the actual CM rounds, might turn out pretty fun then with all styles having a shot
>speed eaters yousorry nonny this is a front cm
i’m out here seeking itand by it? hahalet’s just say the pearl
>>577385550>he doesn't know
seeking the plastic surgeon
>>577385684>shitter datawhy should I care
I WANT THE HAG BUT I CAN'T AFFORD HER I hate you Cygames, why are all the hags you make such pure sex?
>>577385684>play rate ~= win rate for all stylesmileKINO
>ult ignores speed debuffs by being current speednothing personnel kids
bear seek seek lest
>>577385706I think seeking the scalp is more cleverbut plastic surgeon is good toocan go either wayanyway her song is cool even though I don't like yapper songsbut the chorus is as said banger so whatever
>>577385839But target speed skills don't get worse while debuffed either
why did a certain sloptuber put on a racist caricature of an accent for a 7-minute video?
>>577385706seeking the eggs
kitafuck sexasan
>>577381035Bro, start an auto career every two hours on your way to piss. The only companies where this shit is noticed are abusive companies like amazon.
>>577386147pre-menopause horniness is a well-observed phenomonen.
Whoops I was too hastyGuess the character by training numbers
>>577385361>close your eyesThat's what they usually say before they kiss you
You guys should be nice to me
>>577386253AAAAAIIIIEEEE
>>577386245bakushin
>>577381961Foreshortening is not an easy thing to draw. The right knee should be slightly bigger, so it feels like it's closer to you instead of the leg feeling shorter.
>>577386341shut up, danchud.
>>577386147Wait, is she breeding material like Super Creek?
>>577375687Prettiest
>>577386361bzzzzt
>>577386341
>>577386351YWNBAU
>>577386245Fuku
>>577386147umapyoi on the roof
>>577386453>you will never be an uberthat's good!?
Any of you ever smelled a horse they stink
If Fuku is a schizo then what is Rickey exactly?
>>577386568I want to marry Smart Falcon
>>577386595based
>>577384095564 Keen Eye + Dominator, lmao. This will be every cm forever and ever.
well well well look who got the only 4 season runner in the game with grandconcert
>>577386595A scholar
>>577386581...interesting.
>>577386581I went to an agricultural high school. Every animal stinks like shit. Birds the least but they still stink.>>577386720Dober's butt would smell like flowers, perfume and good things though
I registered the wrong uma...
no horny
>>577386817
>>577386860she's kinda like me
>lightbirb replied to victoriafrontier
>>577386845I want to smell Dober's butt to verify the claim that umas stink
>post it
>>577385361jordan is funny
>>577387028Surely years of marriage would allow her Trainer to touch it
>>577383919HATSURATSU GAME
>>577387028Dont umas have higher body temps than humans? It already gets pretty hot when sharing the same blanket with someone, cant imagine it being very pleasant sharing one with an uma
>>577387726yes
>>577386581I worked with horses for years, I absolutely love the way they smell >inb4 marefuckerno I never did, even when they, uh, winked at me
>>577387903>no I never did, even when they, uh, winked at medense-kun...okay but would you now after uma?
fukumanko
>>577387903Coward. You make me sick.
>>577387903How sexy was those winks
>>577387903you're a marefucker are you not
Since next CM is free for all I'm running>oshi pickmaya>oshi pickflower>oshi picksweepy
>>577388013What about it?
>>577388174[RED@CTED]...
>>577387726>>577387861>>577387028
>>577386615Rickey has similar tastes than me...
The game should remember the last race schedule I used when I queue autotraining again with the same uma
>>577388301I could've sworn there was a button/setting for that.
>>577388271This you?https://youtu.be/DmvSieBFPNM
>>577388301
>>577388301>>577388379there is a button for that in JPit's not here for some reasons
crazy how she's into smelling her trainer's sweat
>>577388108kind of sexy, actually. Eclipse was a 16 hand black Tennessee Walker, and when she'd go into heat she'd turn into a gigaslut, winking at anything that moved, even ningen men.
>>577383612>pedo boogeymanIt's a fictional character, why should i care?
>>577387345
>>577388379>>577388301it's here but it doesn't work
>>577388404she can't hide her massive mountains
>>577388443>>577388379There is a button but it doesn’t work
>>577388174extremely based pedophile.
>>577388174Same
UGH
>>577388174>floweruh oh metaCHUD
>>577388297A mother getting jealous of her daughter like this is a red flag isn't it...She does know that a husband's attention is going to be split between the wife and child right...
they're literally just eating, I don't know why Tazuna is getting so mad about it
>>577388834who caresshe brought you into this worldand she can take you out of it.
>>577388834if you ignored the red flag back when you weren't parents yet, I don't see why it should matter to you so much now
Everyone always talks about the ugliest umas, who are the prettiest umas?
>>577388975That's true...
>>577388174>oshi pickvbobo>oshi picksmaru>oshi pickseiun sky
>>577389065my favorites
>>577388174For me it's going to be>oshi pickSpecial Week>oshi pickNishino Flower>oshi pickFestival Cap
>>577389065Shichi is an obvious one
>>577389065
>>577389208so flat T.T
>>577389169
for nonners interested in gl training numbers:>0% Friendship TE>No flat Speed bonus
Are you ready to hear Oguri sing Ms. Victoria?
>>577388846Well, at least she's not forbidding them from doing it.
>clanker misses SS by a few score points>one billion 1* white sparks>clanker hits SS>two white sparks total (three after reroll)Make it make sense
>>577389065>ugly umasnot really a thing, the worst offender is Ryan, but that's solely the bad haircut. Pretty much all umas are S tier pretty.
>>577388870My wifeThe mother of my childrenMy tireless stallion
>>577388574>>577388609that button is not heredon't make me fact-check you boys
>>577389514she's at 11 nowI love making her happy!
>>577389248i hate this blonde bitch like you wouldn't believeher torena helps her balance both her modelling and racing careers, saves her confidence from tanking because of racing fans being too into her looks, and he doesn't give up on her during her worst hours,AND STILL this fucking bitch won't even spread her legs for himwhat the actual fuck!?!??!
>>577388147I bounce like this
>>577388174>oshi pickHaru Urara>oshi pickDaisca >oshi pickNice Nature (ace)
>incel melty
>>577389937Its IRL behaviour. Never help foids, pussy is never a reward unless she would even if you treated her like shit instead.
>>577389876don't ever reply to me again you filthy animal
>umama melty
>>577389937seriously, what is her problem?
>>577389876Finebro…
I had never gotten a Distance victory beforeIs it just over 10 lenghts?
>>577389876bro does not play the game
>>577390202Nyes
>>577389937Shichi is for loving marriage, lasting a couple of years until she grows resentful of you because she's making 5x as much as you, eventually cheating on you with some male lead from a show she landed a role.
>>577390272Why?
Dead wife Vodka and silly hag Daiwa Scarlet
>>577390059wtffff i have been manually loading it nigger
>>577390098she wanted you to praise her from your heart instead of echoing what a fan said
what are these kid shows teaching young umas
>>577389065It's called "Pretty Derby", so it's gotta be Winning Ticket!
>>577390059>>577390594Because it does not load the scheduleIt only loads the racing styleUnlike in JP
>>577390059>>577390159>>577390208and you need this button for it to actually load it
blud needed to avatar the screenshot
>>577389303I really like Brian having a loving sister who really wants her to eat healthily
>>577390438Why what
>>577390882Why you think that?
bratty finemoposters are so last season
>>577390867umama...
>>577389065Gold CityMister CBMaruzensky
>>577390159>>577390059What's weird is that I'm pretty sure this setting doesn't exist in JP and they have a button instead, the closest setting I can find is one that remembers which running style you used
>>577389886i see 12 there anon
>>577390867PLEASE give him attention
>>577390867>blud?
>>577391132Easy to lose count after 10, please understand
>>577390059This doesn't fucking work
>>577390695autism
falling asleep at my desk doing my last borrowuma for me?
>>577389169This is wildly out of character
>>577391224I want to see this run
>>577391194bludbhachacho
i declare myself a winnerno smooch for all of you
gwlud...
>>577391341nvm I failed a low% training I'm free
My danchou is a chud...
>>577391361I don't think anyone cares
>>577390438because shichi is the most like a normal foid in the whole cast and thats how foids think.>well our life is happy but i had this random idea about a comparison i arbitrarily made between us and some anxiety i have that i've refused to address my entire life. so now i'm going to make it his problem.
my danchou is autistic...
>>577391341
I've been playing since day 1 and still don't know how to play this kusoge. I don't know how to make my decks, what makes good parents, how to make parents, what skills are goods for what trainees, I just want to fuck umanko
my danchou is a creephe's a weirdo
>>577391564But why.
>>577391597NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GET AWAY JAILBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT>>577391606retard
>>577391606i just go to hakuraku and copy the top build for my uma tbqhfamalam
my danchou likes little girlsthey make him feel so good
my danchou is like a few steps away from becoming a chatbot
>>577391719>hakurakuI don't understand that site
>>577390443Cute!
my danchou hasn't come home
>>577391770He's not just your Danchou - he's your dacchi
>>577385839Bwo? Dominators literally tanks your >current speed that's why it's so strong, if it was target it wouldn't be so op
>>577391557I care
>>577390059>oh shit there's a button like that!?>immediately opens the game to check>it's already enabled for meIt doesn't work you stupid fuck, you aren't even worth the dirt outside the race tracks
sleeeeeeeeeeepysee you soon
>>577391993Rest well
>>577391949i will fire shooting star after my curren speed gets tanked surely
7.5hrs until finals
>>577391132.......hazukashi12 is better than 11, though, so it's fine
>>577391705why are foids like this? if we could answer that question there would be world peace
>>577391993Never wake up
my danchou died in a car accident
my danchou is too pure
your response?
>>577391981>>577391262Yes, that’s what we were talking about: >>577388574 >>577388609
>>577391262>>577391981>"the button exists but it does nothing">"it does not">"here's a screenshot you inbred coon">????>couple retards that just woke up open the thread, scroll down and reply without backreading>"uhh anonsensei the button doesn't work"why are you fags this way?
danchou is not danchou anymore but he's still here
>>577391804succubus
my danchou left and is ghosting us even though we reinvited him...
>>577391961well, I don't care that you care
Is og Rice a solid pick for next cm? She has determined descent...
danchou did it to himself, he did, and that's what really hurts
>>577392283
>>577392074Verxina is making me feel very unprofessional...But I must endure. Shina would only want a professional trainer-trainee relationship.
hopefully nobody does this to me during the finals
My danchou is the best and really cares for the club.I'm not being ironic, he really is a cool guy.
>>577391961I care that you careI'll still occasionally mischaracterize her though. Mostly when it's hot.
>>577392391yeppers
im danchou
>>577392391Laisu will do her best
>>577392298If replies to stuff longer than 10 minutes ago are invalid then so is yours
>>577392603me too :Dlets be friends
>>577392414Is that Digitan?
>>577392637proving his point in the literacy rate of /uma/ I see
>>577386862Man I'm now sad. I totally thought I picked the right one on phone and now when I saw it on PC it was the wrong one.
>>577391564>>well our life is happy but i had this random idea about a comparison i arbitrarily made between us and some anxiety i have that i've refused to address my entire life. so now i'm going to make it his problem.I don't think I'll ever get it
>>577392725wtf kind of cigarette is that
>>577392856its a cigarette holder
>>577392834This is just a polite way of saying he was boring
>>577392856it's a holder, VERY Common for woman in the olden days, zoomer
>go into chrono>set a search with all the skills of my borrow uma to see how many other borrow umas have been created using itIts oddly cute and wholesome to see them
>>577392491SHINA HAS HAD ENOUGH
>>577392950HOLY SAGGERS
>>577392834I do. You must understand women crave toxic behavior. If Kaka behaved like a perfect partner for her, he had it coming.
>>577392897>>577393002But whyIs it too small for them to hold
>>577392730Rock This Town, an orfe spawn, she flipped in the 2018 NHK Mile
>>577386169Truth nuke- if you can't take a piss break every two hours and open your phone during them for 2 minutes you need to gtfo.
heh
>>577393118stop asking questionsstop questioning woman logicshut up, dober
>>577393118the cigarette itself is seen as dirty, likewise, smoking itself was seen as explicitly masculine, so they were more or less workarounds to such
>>577393118Avoiding cigarette burns I think
>>577393118so they don't get the cigarette stink on them
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11986671
>>577392917It is that simple. It is still retarded, but that's it.Anons, don't try to understand women, and people in general.
>>577393345
BEHEAD ALL SCALPERS
>>577393118cigs stink your fingers, and the tar can permanently stick to your nails.
>>577393183She stinks
>>577393528so do Iwere nothing alike
Now I want to light a cig thank you guys
>>577393345>>577393395Daiwa wouldn't rape.But she would love!
>>577393445>80 USDAt that point, just make a counterfeitflood the market with them, even
>>577393498just buy new nails from the hardware store thenwell not that i keep my toolbox near my smoking areas
>>577393631why did she throw a destructo disk sideways
>>577393615Smoking reduces lung capacity and would make it harder for your trainee to win the Arima Kinen
Is the new support card good?
>>577393615>>577393706You're also [pic related], however, you're funny as well.
Did you fall for the gaslight?
>>577393818Borrowcore
>>577393631I'd kiss her back
I feel like pigging outmaybe I'll buy both 1500 carat packs
>>577393738I'm not the one who has to run tho
>>577393818Wooby is a good card (at low LB) and a polite ojou
>>577393876I don't get along with seatards, which results in me not being able to fall for gaslights.I also don't trust school dropouts on matters that need an IQ higher than 80.
>>577393445one of Japan's worst enemies, scalpers
>>577393961FUCK OFF CYGAYS I'M NOT SPENDING
>>577393445>KFC promotion materialsReally?
>>577393706currenchokingfalco.jpg
>>577393818Pretty bad in clanking unless you want the hints. Mandatory for shorter distance back line aces.
>>577393876the "you must fall in love with ruby" gaslight? yes. on all levels except physical, i am daitaku helios.
I am getting pedobait vibes from Ruby to be honest famsicle
>>577393876You wouldn't understand, I NEED a sprint/mile card
>>577393445Why would you even want a paid ad
>>577393675Cow wife nr 1!
don't smoke in front of your trainee bwos
>>577394205Fuck off
wouldn't it be funny if dantsu had a divorce from trainer and died alone without children
>>577394173shes as old as everyone else in the cast. same age as super creek and maruzensky. its fine.
>nuday
>>577393876No but tbf I did pull for a sprint/mile parent...
>>577393445do you think jp scalper niggas just slap 10000Y on the counter and tell the cashier to give them x kfc promos without the chicken because they wont eat it anyway or do they actually eat all that
New day type shit desu wa
>>577394173Look I just like the umas that are as short or shorter than Biko that don't give off womanlet energy. Ok???
it is the same old day
>>577394381Fake tits
>>577394484shit desu wa
>>577393004are you me?
>>577394556pregnant tits
>>577394602BIGGER
>>577394540She's Helios' cumrag
>>577394284You're her number one too!
when Ramonu wit
>>577394543Big Horse
vvhat the fuck
>>577394457
>>577394919you used up all your luck, gwo
>>577394858he is such a handsome lad
>>577394931>Orfevre's bastard childCringe
>>577394789>In real life, Helios never mated with Ruby. Yeah nah I think all that front runner hate on her support card might be onto something.
>>577394802all women do this
What the fuck is this
>>577395132oughit is so good when mares have that bulging belly
Should I use the SSR ticket to reach lv45 with Finemo or get a single copy of Maruzensky?
>>577394543>>577394858>>577395057
>>577395152Proof?????
Inari spook
Ryan with Mejiro hair is just Gold Ship
>>577395187you can rent for free the top parents from the event
>>577394789Daitaku Helios' hooves typed this post.
>>577395187don't you remember the carnival shit where winning a race with that veteran una lets her have a carnivak skill bonus or something when you use her as a parent?
Well it looks like I will be skipping pool training today hehehehe
>>577393876not a chance. I'm rolling on summer hag/finemo rerun, then 400 on Ramonu and 200 on Wit Bourbon. If I luckshit Ramonu in 400 pulls, it guarantees MLB Wit Bourbon, because I'll have 4 rainbow crystals by then, and still have 600 pulls saved for Pasa in June.
>>577394826Late november/early december
>>577395569mummies can't cast spells tho?
>>577395335>already has oneWasted
>>577395569Creek has the most incredible, stupendous breasts
>>577395236I'd rather get 3lb FineMo over 0lb Maru. Depends a bit on your card situation though
>>577395449This event doesnt give any timed sparks>>577395373Like the top scoring parents or the parents with the most bonus sparks related to the tests?
>>577395119
>>577395782Yes but are they good for you?
>>577395849the top scoring ones
>>577392371Why not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g7hLKSMy34uma for this feel
>>577395876paizuri until I cum but she keeps going and tortures my cock until I cum again
>>577395670but they can inflict curses like mummy rot
>>577395236what's your wit card situation? Mine is dogshit, no Natie, no Finemo (she's 0lb), no Curretesan, no SSRs period (not counting welfares)if you have NN, don't bother getting Finemo and get 0lb Maru. If you don't have a good wit card, definitely get 3lb Finemo. MANT is dead, so 3lb Finemo is more than copable. And it will change your game completely.
>>577389446>it happened again
I'm ready to leave my A+ ~ A border teetering club next month, it is simply not safe for someone of my caliber to stay in such an unstable club. No offense to my clubmates. full offense on the flatliner leechers though
>>577395272I can't unhear the chainsmoker cat voice anymore...
>>577396001creek
>>577396065until how long is finemo useable when ramonu drops
>>577389446doesnt SS only influence your blue/pink
>>577395009panty lines erotic....
>>577395516no
>>577396232One more scenario for pace chasers, since you still run 2 wit in GM. Dead in L'Arc
>>577396191autis/uma/ bro...
>>577396191autisumabwo...
Loopbros, im running lower on energy items :(
>>577395569the good boy curse is code for orgasm denial btw
>>577396232Ramonu isn't dropping for almost 5 months. And even when she does, when you need 2 wit cards, Finemo is a solid choice.
>>577395787>>577396065finemo is the only non welfare good wit card I have
>>577396191copypasta bwo...
>>577396421how can you get SS while looping? I get S+ at best...
>>577395295get a gf if you want proof
>>577396503run less races
>>577396446I'd go FineMo. GL without a premium wit card at 3lb+ sounds like a pain
>>577396001
>>577396364>Dead in L'Arcwhy is that? I've heard that you only run one (1) wit card in L'Arc, but a) is that true and b) why? especially for fronts, they need shittons of wit.
>>577396191mambro... we're almost back under 500, please, give us another chance...
>>577396421hey, I also jumped on the fuji kiseki trainbut I'm playing purely on carats now
>>577392414>>577393128why did they do that?
>>577396503the right combination of cards and races will do it, but I've been having a harder time since switching away from Maya. Maya was ALWAYS SS, and sometimes as high as UG2. Spechud and Maruzensky hit SS once in 3 runs
>>577396665yada
>>577396653kick the leeches and I'll think about it
>>577396653matter of fact we are!
>>577396204uuuuh the answer is cheval grand
>>577396446100% get 3lb Finemo, in that case. I don't have Finemo and I'm borrow-locked to her until September at the earliest, and there's no guarantee I get 3 Finemos in 400 pulls when I'm really gunning for 3lb Maru. Playing Uma Musume without your own wit card nowadays is almost as bad as not having your own Kitasan was in the mid-URA days. God, it sucks.
>>577396578but that means less affinity
>>577396503Idk its not hard she randomly gets UG here and there(Kita and maruzen can be swapped and LH doesnt need mlb and can be swapped with riko who is even better)Stamina however massively sucks cock to get so I usually just accept 1100 power/speed since that's easy
>>577396421looping is very much bullshityou're on HALF tp and spending all your energy refills and there's no visible progress towards any useable loopas
>>577396605In L'Arc we become more incentivized to start running highlander-type decks. So 2 speed pal 1 wit 1 stam/guts+ flex. The stam card will be relevant even more for mediums because we get an extra mechanic that wants you to overstam. There kinda isnt that much room for multiple wit cards and with how buffed trainings get you can reach very high wit numbers with just 1 solo meta wit card like Ramonu or McQueen.At least thats what I've read. I never played JP
>>577396937what is a highlander-type deck? what does that mean
>>577396897you could also run cards with 0 skills made to inflate your rank like Fuku SSR or throneeither way you have to give up something
>>577396664Do you actually bother with dirt? Ive kind of accepted just doing every sprint mile med long
>>5773970181 of each
>>577397094>>577397094>>577397094
>>577397018he literally explained it in his post, 1 of each card + flex (speed)
>>577396914>1100 power>what, how->20% str growth umaah
>>577396794No
>>577396503I routinely get SS with my front looping, and my deck is pic related plus Tachyon/Light Hello. I run all mile/medium/long G1s and if I get Sprint C I run sprint G1s too. 3 speed 1 stam 1 wit
>>577397018Running more diverse support card types. Highlander is when you run 1 of every card. So the opposite of GL where ideally you run 3 speed 2 wit or 2 speed and 3 wit.In scenarios after L'Arc we get guts (Orfevre) and power (Nishino Flower) cards as scenario banners because cygames starts forcing us to use them.
Janny... redemption????
>>577397074yeppers, she does the full Maruzensky scheduleI want her to be a GP for a Flower parent, so I'm running Fuji with dirt and medium parents so Flower can get higher affinity
>>577397113lmao
huh?
What was that for
>>576939590>>576939590>>576939590
Janny...
>>577397259ching chong ching
>>577397131
jannies getting uppity today, huh
is this how uma gets its end of service
>deleted
MOVE>>577375687>>577375687>>577375687
STOP BAKING BEFORE PAGE 9 AND/OR IMAGE LIMIT YOU STUPID FUCKING SHIT HOGS
>>577397646Watch janny keep this one upFucking faggot
that threads getting deleted so fucking fast, lmao
this place and you people are insufferable
>>577397646Surely janny will delete this as well
>>577397731wow
>>577397792Blame the Chiyofag
>>577397735That shit happens constantly though.Like not saying I disagree but it's enforced so seldomly.
bwos why arent the jannies deleting the obvious troll bread...are they forcing us to go there...
>>577397854chiyofag is a quality poster compared to V or umama
>>>/vm/2827659>>>/vm/2827659>>>/vm/2827659>>>/vm/2827659
Baking drama is boringDo something funny for once
someone make an actual thread........
>>577397947Please don't advertise my vacation home
>>577397930Is that the standards you want us to hold each other to? I think we should aim higher
>>577397731AAAAAAAAAAH I'M LOOOOOPIIIIIIIING
>Instantly deleted>Troll bake right afterI'm noticing
>>577397935>tranny hag
>>577397989And get banned for counter baking? No thanks
>>577398190>>577398190>>577398190>>577398190real bread
its joever
Brown hours
You were supposed to loop parents not threads
>>577398079No Pearl threads
Let's just make this the last thread you guys don't deserve any more
>>577397098>>577397115>>577397230ok but why is it called highlander thats the name of a skill? do you use highlander in this deck?
>>577398269a brown person was the first to name it that way
>>577396191Fuck you don't copy my shitpost
>>577396204
577375687 thread
>>577392074Dubai Scenario outfit looking great
>>577398269Its a granblue term
>>577386695Bro made a pizza
