Previous: >>577375687>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Yukino Bijin (3*), Seeking the Pearl (3*), SSR Smart Falcon, SSR Silence Suzuka, SSR Daiichi Ruby, SR K.S. MiracleCurrent CM: Virgo Cup 2 - Ooi Dirt 2000m Medium/Right/Fall/Sunny/GoodCurrent Event: 1.5-Year Anniversary Celebration Part 3, Trainer Aptitude Test>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/kapy9o.jpg 08/05 - Yukino Bijin (3*), SSR Silence Suzuka, SSR Smart Falcon08/05 - Virgo Cup - Medium/Right/Fall/Good/200008/12 - Seeking the Pearl (3*), SSR Daiichi Ruby, SR K.S. Miracle08/13 - New Legend Races08/18 - Halloween Agnes Digital (3*), Halloween Meisho Doto (3*), SSR Daitaku Helios, SSR Mejiro Palmer08/18 - Days Flying By Story Event08/25 - Aston Machan (3*), SSR Fine Motion, SSR Maruzensky08/25 - Libra Cup - Mile/Right/Fall/Firm/1600>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Summer Seiun Sky (3*), Summer Mejiro Bright (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Mashallah
Digitan rabu!
ok I'll post in this one assuming janny keeps it up
Tachyon thread!Tachyon LOVE
ryan LOVE
Taking translation requests. I'll do them in whatever order I feel like.
>>577398326>pedo
>planning to run end xogger for CM19 since I'm missing that plat>need 4th recovery>2x 1st anni selectors burning a hole in my pocket>uokka at 2lbThis plan is foolproof, right?
im going to call this the Highlander thread. why? literally no reason. this is just /highlander/ now. thanks. you will now all refer to it as such.
What made the jannies delete the past 2 bakes?
>>577398407She’s so FUCKING cute
MAMBO!
/ウマ娘 プリティーダービー/
>>577398487umas for this feel?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OatAcPIyPyg
Gold City smile in my heart
>>577398538V is off his meds again
>>577398470look at what you actually get for MLBing that card. its not worth anon.
>rolling for a support that's just kinda decent for next CMyou can just use your anni selector on it since there's literally nothing else to use it on anyway
>>577398538Pearl
You can summarize everything one needs to know to do a good scenario career in one greenpost or on a picture. Why the fuck do I have to sit through 30 minutes of a yapping sloptuber to figure out GL and why can't this place do the bare minimum other generals do?
>Can't do autoruns for trainer aptitude testMakes sense, but still, owari da...
>>577398470You would want to run XOg as a Late for CM19 for Claw Forward/Lose Yourself
>>577398269Its MTG and Hearthstone lingo and a reference to the movie Highlander
>>577398452Stop being a cockroach
>>577398582Pokke or Ace
>>577398652? you can THO
>>577398652You can
>>577398652wdym, I cleared all of them with A using the same uma, same deck, and same schedule
>>577398657Thats CM20. Retard.
Nice thread globaltards
>>577398584>Coal Shitty
why did the other 2 threads get deleted
>>577398584I love this foid
>>577398652My usual loop runs cleared all of them
Thoughts?
Please note that posting tsunderes in cute or sexy situations is absolutely prohibited in this thread. Thank you for your understanding.
>>577398790shut the fuck up you're GOING IN THE POOL FATTY
Reminder
>>577398538too early, and one was a troll bake
>>577398619I don't really have much else to use them on except Yeppers LB3 to MLB.
>>577398961Falco likes fatties? I guess it makes sense. She's so round
>>577398961>believing the whoreNGMI
Heh, op didn't link the previous thread to the troll thread. Surely this will be a civil conversation
>>577399020I hate buhis so much it's unreal
>>577399014Was the first one early? It seems like it was after the bump limit was reached. I don't know what makes the other a troll bake since Pearl is out in global now.
but I'm doing URA loopas..
>>577399157Twitter screenshots belong on >>>/v/
>>577375687>>577375687>>577375687real thread(real)
>>577399194>threesomeGay
>>577399223Is this a real rule?
>>577397479Very nice, yours are probably better than mineStill waiting for her to actually spark the damn positioning moves...
>>577399109There are no whores in that pic.Maybe one but that's a topic for debate.
>>577399480>FujiBricked
>>577399109curren, open your phone next time when viewing an image so that you don't see a reflection of yourself
I did it. Now just to figure out what to use the 1.5 anni selector on.
>>577398790that's globalSAAR for you mister
hey guys, here's a question only a newfag would askdoes the Yeppers girl talk like a hillbilly in JP too?
>>577399502nyo, it's not a debateshichi is a fucking harlot, promiscuous, blonde bimbo tease who will fuck anyone in the world except for her torenai hate her
>>577398891Oh no!
bro really spent 600 rolls on the Tachyon/LH banner only to be looping for 4 months straight
>>577399704osaka is basically the hillbilly state in jp, and that's the dialect they chose to use for herso, yessu, bijin is 100% absolutely a filthy country bumpkin
Hello friends!!
>>577399746Only 400
>>577399746200 and +2sp is okay for auto
>>577399157baking early (before page 9 and when there's plenty of images left) is asking your bake to get axed. It's only sporadically enforced, but when it is, anons can't really complain
>>577399879that's hilarious, I like her nowI'll even throw a 10pull her way because of it
>>577399539What's wrong with foojers Isnt she a pretty solid front GP?
>>577399746The things flatliners would say...
Gold City feet in my mouth
Are you going to win?
>>577400067
>>577399879>so, yessu, bijin is 100% absolutely a filthy country bumpkinawesome, love her even more nowI will sex her in a rice paddy and there's nothing anyone can do about it
>>577399879She doesn't have the kansai dialect she's from Tohoku anon
>>577400191shh
Digitan LOVE
>>577399923Babyposter… Friend…
>>577399548good choice, i have her mlb'd too
>>577400250soka soka...
>>577400141someone's fresh water went into making this
>>577400067Billions have said this
dozo
>>577400404Never forget
>>577398190Join Haythere!A comfy club for comfy anons such as yourself.Please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
>>577398190I get it now. Tachyon is Mayuri Kurotsuchi from famous anime series Naruto but he became an uma
>>577400609>Gran Burner
>>577400654she raped me after this
>>577400654She’s the best, I love her
>>577400654Dropped. I'm gonna go train someone else
>>577399712how in the fuck does daiwa's trainer hold back?
>>577401194I don't
>>577401194He sniffs the air around his erotic trainee and cums his pants instantly, putting him into sage mode. He then remembers to keep things professional, and Scarlet is none the wiser.
How we feelin Rickey bwos? The plat in the bag?
>>577400928>>577400948>black hands typed these posts
>>577401557>projecting
Mambo!
>>577401487It's not looking good but I don't regret anything
>>577401602>>>/biz/, goy.
>>577401487
>>577401873>still projecting
Do you guys take groundwork on your taikiWouldnt that fuck with her ult if you go forward too much
>>577401487Rickey might have the widest mouth
>>577401557obviously, they're trying to emulate 4chan users here, since the original was a 2chan comparisonbut, I don't get why they tried to make us sound like filthy niggers when really that's a reddit thing>[Race News]okay, this part is reddit, but the >> is a 4chan thingdid they trt to merge us with them?what the trannylators?either commit to frogposting or not. not this disgusting hybrid of online communities
>>577401487My Rickey ended with a 81% win rate after I queued at an auspicious time and she win 17 on the last day, I believe in her
>>577400290
>>577401487She's half as strong as my zog
>>577401487Rickey looks so dumb. This is the face of the first love hunter?
xogging it rn
>>577402047I agree with you, the posts would have been a better representation if they were>>Gold City Feet in my mouth>>you guys are fucking retarded>>Coal City
How many gems does it cost to fully LMB a support card? Is there a chart somewhere?
>>577402584>no ring
>>577402209Nakama…
>Best late loopa guy changed his borrowAAAAAA
>>577402528what happened to the cropped teio getting dicked guy or reddit tachyon
>>577398626im rolling for her because her card art is erotic
>>577402652it can cost up to 1k rolls if you fail to pull every time and get pity for each copythat's 150k carats
>>577402683>marrying an empty egg carton
>>577402584>>577402683I couldn't save her...
>>577398626I'm still creekless though
>>577402962What the fuck is wrong with my trainee
>>577402694
>>577402962Mmmmmmmmmmuuuuuu...hm, on second thought,
>>577403106
>>577402962This horse is fucking retarded
>>577403101
First time seeing five of the same tokens
>>577402528LOL
This is worse than my super creek runs while building for medium. Why is this game so shit?
>>577403451I hate the X-men
Still?What's wrong Still?
>>577403537RNG, git gud
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>577403537Where is your Light Hello?
>>577403634>jobbed to Ace
>>577401629The Matikane double whammy!
>>577403235You don't really eat cum for breakfast do you
>>577402821How do people even afford that? Is everyone with an MLB card a gigawhale?
Another UG9 run where Kita and Maru dont finish their chains (and I get 0 speed greens)
>>577403805People usually aim for 400+ crystal or 600
I'm going in with banana falco solo ace in A finals, surely xog won't ruin my concert right?
>>577403805well if you get fucked when rolling you cut your losses then use a crystal or wait for a voucher unless you're a retarded whale in which case I don't know, you spend $1600 on le slots machine?
>>577403634E-Except for me right...
I want to fuck a granny
New IFHA ranking just dropped
>>577403537put in light hello and click her retard
>>577403969banana falco is the ONE front i've seen beat my xog so your chances aren't completely bleak
Fang love!
>>577404017So when does this generation get turned into Umamusume?
What if you lose to a clanker?
>>577403805Just don't ever pull support cards without 30k carats in hand
>>577404215Rula has a fang?
>>577403992I wish I had saved the pic where she got "permanently" struck on a VR since she had to beat prime Falco to escape....
>>577404017for me, it's Item
>>577403386YOU WILL DO YOUR VOICE TRAINING YOU STUPID WHORE
>>577404541What if I imply that I want to be the dad
>do a twenty>get the hagits a good day today friendly-doos
>>577404541I need an adult?
>>577404541Mares are crazy.
>>577401557does it literally say "ayo who dat" holy shit
>>577404668enjoy
>>577404981I want to fondle those pearls
Daiwa Scarlet is fat and smells bad
Does she gas out?
>>577403805saving up and foreseeing the future
>>577404668Seeking the Pearl is so irrelevant I thought you meant Maruzensky
>>577402047>>577404843Typical trannyslator moment
>>577405080nobody would ever bring murmur
>>577399923Hello bro!
>>577404583That's Umama in the pic, V's POV
>>577405128But I picked Maru as my free 5* when I started
>>577404136My banana Falco has a gorillion speed, so when I meet slightly subpar xoggers I can win.
5 hours remain
>>577405201but what if
>>577405351maru is a three star however
>>577399923
>>577405703oguri's feet on my facethat would be hot
why is there like no oguri porn
I LOVE OLDER WOMEN
>>577405080Hmmm you might want to test that
>>577402821after rolling 200 times, you can redeem one copy of the card you want. The odds of you MLB'ing one supoka are pic related, but if you get improbably unlucky (like that one Kitasanfag), you have to pity 5x to MLB a card. That's 30k x 5, = 150,000 carats. Most anons budget 400 pulls or 60k, since you get 58% to MLB, but 600 is safer so on major cards like Pasa Speed or even Ramonu you'll see anons banking 90k+ carats.
why is there like no oguri cryer
>>577405826I blink like this
>>577406018>>577402821forgot the pic
>>577405997the gaslator gives her 94% spurt on normal moodi can live with that ig
>>577406018fuck forgot pic kill me please
just pull 400 times and if you get raped use the crystals>>577402652
>>577406018600 pulls is roughly 15 50 snack pull which would give you around 4.65 copies if just snack but if you chose to go all in one banner up to pity you would get 7.65. this sounds like a really good deal but how the game works is that it knows if you will pull to pity and simply lower your ssr rate to 0. so youd only get 3 ssrs on 600 pulls.
can i have a smooch
not unless you apologize first
can i find a pearl
>>577403805Survivorship bias. You can unironically save for months, get shit luck twice and be doomed to save for a whole year just to somewhat catch up with the meta. I'd wager most of those people just stopped playing. >t. had to spark Riko twice for 2LB, dumped 40k on Kita rerun for 2 copies and kinda just gave up on life ever since
>>577406416Only V can have umommy smoochies now
Leave my bro alone...
brickey smashing my face
Brown
>>577406716
>>577406716Flower likes to fuck around, it's a normal reaction
>Ed*n went from dominating the club rankings to being almost irrelevant
>>577405954Same.
>>577405954killkill>>577407092sexmarry (sex)
what will you do if you lose the finals?
>>577406596This reminds me of one of my favorite fap pics.
>>577407191Watch the dead body kicking live
That festa card hasn't given me risky business in 10 auto runs
Rickey! Lucky! fucky!
Yucky
why is every breadtuber losing their mind about the Ruby banner?
>>577407373French Teio would have hairy armpits and smell bad
>>577407647because they don't know 3 speed 2 wit is still better
>>577407647ojou cunny hits different
>>577407373Is she the orfevre bully?
>>577407672just like me
>>577407647subconscious desire to talk about ojousex
Which umas would browse /gif/ cock threads
Isn't 3 wit 2 speed viable as well (on 20% speed growth umas)
>>577407647GL has 0 good banners past tachyon and they need the ad revenue
>cheeky tenner on the old lady>Rainbow gate>Silhouette I don't recognize >Hype>...WHY
>>577407987yeppers, it's the same idea, less type of cards the better
Uma for this feel? https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/148391466
>>577407796
>>577408041BIG MAC in the house
Why are there Uma's with blue hair/tail? There are no blue horses.
>>577407796teio but actually sexy
>>577408041They changed her unique so is she good now?
so how do you get decent stamina and/or power if all you're using is 3 speed 2 wit / 3 wit 2 speed
Umamusume can't work in real life, only in fiction. In real life, someone like Doto sould accidently murder frail people on a daily basis by accident and if that does not happen in the game is thanks to divine intervention
>>577406393that's not how it works at all, retard. Jap gachas are legally constrained to a) publish and b) follow the gacha rates as advertised. If they pulled fuckery like that they'd be sued into oblivion by litigious jap otaku, and the case would be open/shut. It's much simpler and more profitable to market your gacha to gambling addicts who can't resist snacking on banners.
>>577408240but teio is already sexy
>>577408041your tenner wasn't cheeky
>>577408328Power from clicking speed.Stamina from sparks and praying
>>577407901Waiting for her graduation to plap her
chiyo's mom has got it going on...
>>577408240But Teio is extremely sexy already?
NOOOOO WTF
fuck me I want Pearl. I want to pull on her bannerHELP ME RESIST I CAN'T FUCKING AFFORD HERBEGONE HAG WITH YOUR PEARL SEX STUPID SEXY PEARL HAG BEGONE
>>577408328power is a meme stat and you will get 1k with just speed trainingsparks
>>577408541use THAT
>>577408541no one says this
>>577408541Just do it.
>>577408541
>>577408041I'd be ecstatic if I pulled Mcqueen
>>577408516she's all I want, and I've waited for so longChiyo can't you see? You're not the girl for meI know it might be wrong but - I'M IN LOVE WITH CHIYO'S MOM
>>577407901Why does the loser of the family who can't umapyoi her trainer so sexy
>>577408541>I want this horse but I would never pull her banneruse daily pullsoh wait you're poor and can't
>>577408296I don't know. I just remember people saying anime McQueen is the worst Uma in the game.
>>577408754holy eslgo back to school
>Overseer drops tonightare you ready for CMs to be ruined?
>>577408329Imagine the guilt and angst of your trainee hospitalising you by accident
>>577408924dober get pregnant
>>577408329Then why in the hell the three goddesses would give umas a heat season if they can also easily overpower the opposite sex? I feel kinda bad for the ningens of the past
ZOKZOK
>>577409053My bro...
>>577408748>>577408516I LOVE OLDER WOMEN
>>577408878no, that's OG Uraraanime McQueen is pretty weak though, it's too bad because she is pure sexo
>>577408924shut the FUCK UP and let me CUM INSIDE you, dober!
>get gw>no mile S>finally get mile S>no gwsigh...
>>577408924It's 3.25am okay and I'm lying in bed and can't sleep...ugh!
>>577408541she gets a rerun bwo
If you play fronts you deserve to get sent to the front, Russia 1941
>>577408516You mean my wife?
>>577409049the mongol rape bands...
>>577408979What
>don't call her Curren
>>577408541Come on, Anon.One cheeky 10 pull won’t hurt.
>>577406716sky, get in the chair
>>577408541just get her on the selector
What's next big support? Ramonu?
>>577408541I say this
>>577409360It's Curren and Bouquet
Wasn't the Deux Ex Umamusume supposed to be shared today? Any news?
>>577406596Teio's mom has got it going on!
>>577409321Viking umas assaulting villages and taking all the men to their ships...
>>577409425TWO PAIR OF GLASSES
>>577406716did my bro have sex with nishino flower?
>>577409439Nyes. Nothing to pull on until December really
>>577409360The "don't call them X" meme is only about how the characters are called in-game not just repeated names, so not relevant here.
>>577409184And I'm not ESL!
>>577409425>Sunglasses and normal glassesFuck, I do that too during summer. Fucking Pearl.
>>577409273>banner performed so poorly that they tried again 1 month later
>>577409712>shits herself midrace
>>577409176your parents?
>>577409663>3:25>JP is 02:25>not ESL
>>577409639You'll see. *unzips dick*
hey
>>577409839Get away from the camera Daiwa!
favorite curren and why?
>>577409786
>>577409817I'm one of God's™ chosen people (Australian)
>>577409639Nature enjoys acting dumb despite knowing what's going to happen next
>>577409273I'm not your bwo, gwo.
I ahvent don my dailies yet rhros I'm sp fucking tiredInhavent slept all night holy shit whysbddid zI do this to myself again??I'm fuckf8ng exhausted inneed to take a quick nap I jeed a catnap au need to take a pow3rnap really whick sorry danch don't mind me ill play whej I wake up I promise
>>577410162Go to sleep anon
>>577410047I SAVED THEM TO THE CLOUD HAHAHA
Her grass makes me wonder
>>577410039SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
>>577410162
>>577409981what happens next
>>577409425
>>577410162you ok bro?
My Creek? Super.
a cheeky tenner
a cheeky teen
Squish sex
>>577410460umapyoi
>>577408342this is how it works actually
>>577406665The curse of the witch
>>577409891both, because both are mares
>>577410047
>>577410996god I love tits
I am literally Buena Vista.
>>577410996plapped immediately
I have Umama fatigue
>>577410996I impregnate this
>>577410996https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11943884?q=hishi_miracle_%28umamusume%29SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
>>577410627My Dictus? Ikuno.
>>577409717Cygames had a payment processing glitch, apparently, so they reran her banner
>>577411479she marks
>>577410627My Sunday? Marvelous.
>>577410627My Kitasan? Black.
>>577409425one cheeky ten pulls becomes two cheeky ten pulls, and that turns into 5, then 10, then "well I better finish the spark"I WON'T STRAYmaybe it'll be different this time
>>577411761https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11683256?q=hishi_miracle_%28umamusume%29naturally. always mark your target
>>577411479I need him to do that to me
>>577411909his Still In Love works are pretty good naisu
>>577411909>logotype pornFor what purpose
>>577410627My Vodka? .
>>577411948Umama...
>>577410627My Nature? Nice.
>>577411909nice
>>577410627My TM? O.
post something refreshing
>>577412459
>>577412530
>>577411909>>577411948That's you and V?
Bros if i took Runaway on suzuka i cant turn it off if i dont need it?
>>577412690this is also part of trainer's job
>>577412819nyo, it transforms your running style if you're a front so the only way is to pick any other style to race
>>577412731Naturally
>>577412613
>>577411948Heyyyyyuyyyyyyyuuuyyy
air groove an annoying bitch
>>577412937tyCan we decide should i build suzuka as runaway or as front in NEXT CM? It's very important
>>577413049Rura would say this
>>577413130You should build Palmer
co pa
sex with Ryan
Bed Breaking Reverse Mating Press Smart Falcon
Can i pre-make medium CM umas?Im gonna become a fire emblem fag for a bit so just gonna spam auto runs
>>577413130i'm going to be honest i never understood the whole runaway gimmick and apparently you need more stamina than usual on top of the usual high speed and wit with decent power, if you can get that go with runaway, otherwise i think regular front + angling is the safest pick, do remember other people will probably go runaway to do the rabbit setup with other fronts or end christmas ogurisomeone more knowledgeable on fronts can give you a better insight, sry
FALCO GOING TO WIN THE CM
>>577413228I dont have her bwoI need one front and it's only Suzuka
>>577413282This is a man
>>577413282I say this
wahey
>>577413492Kill yourself
>my trainee put "umapyoi" in her daily schedule
>>577413282Awooga
Aside from infamous Kaneko faggot, why Sakura Star OLord KanaloaMauriceLys GracieuxEfforiaEquinoxDid not join the roster yet?
>>577413589at least yours gives you a heads-up...
>>577413017You two must love each other huh
>my trainee crossed out "umapyoi" in her daily schedule
MAMBO MAMBO
>>577413282many are saying this
>>577413492…
>>577413492Keep living
>>577413492You lostV won
>>577413130Runaway. She's my oshi and that's how I'm going to run her. She might win won race out of 20, so consider yourself warned. Fronts are not very strong and big nigs are even worseunless you're a giga-buhi
Can she make it gwos
please leave me alone
I've been naughty...
>>577413492You wonI lost my Virginity
>>577413961deck?
can any JPfags help? how do the uma selectors we get on anniversaries work? Do we get just one or multiple? And can they be used on any umas prior to the selector, or something gay and retarded like>cannot be used on any uma that released less than 90 days prior to the selector
Fang.
>>577414056V's property, Heliosfag watching from a cuck chair
>>577413289Breaking Bed? I like the sound of that...
I got a second 8* racing stamina loopa, but how do you include risky business in this monstrosity?
>>577414140standard
>>577414215Separate branchEither by making one or borrowing oneAnd then you combine themSounds tediousYeah
>get back from the gym>take off my sweaty clothes>shower>exit the shower>my clothes are gone
>>577414215>I got a second 8* racing stamina loopafucking HOWthat shit never procs for me
>>577414345I wonder where they went…
>>577413289Falco wouldn't never do such a thing.
post your feels about this CM
>>577414192>mabechin is bigger than inariPREPOSTEROUS
>>577414192FANG SEX
>>577414345never give your umas the key to your house
>>577414345GODDAMNIT DOBER NOT AGAIN
>>577414519I never gave a key to nice nature and she still got inside
>>577414485it's over... guess it's time to scout a new trainee...
bwooos
>>577414701You and V should run the same CM teams it'd be cute
>>577414701>504 stamina
>>577414646never tell your umas where you live
>>577414701>senior year late dec>powerlet>witlet
>>577414701Seriously how did you manage such low power AND wit with the optimal setup
>>577414832trainer dorms are public knowledge...
>>577414787Who?Brooooooosss
>>577414701>880 wit>504 stam
>>577414845>>577414834>>577414802Just Umama things
>>577414192huh all fang umas have big knocke->tamanvm
>>577414892but there are hundreds of Trainers, which means there are hundreds of apartments, so it's not like it's easy for her to find you
>>577414473the game mostly plays itself now so I care less about it overall
>>577414845no growth in power and wit
>>577414341So I shouldn't actually try to get them both on the great grandparents, just directly on the grandparent? Got it
>>577414845>Seriously how did you manage such low powerMy Maruzen not lb1 probably that's why
>>577414473It's bullshit and I got into A so I'm expecting third anything else is just winning more
>>577414701>>577414923not trying to backseat but since suzie has 20% speed you may want to exchange taiki for a 3rd wit
>>577414970It's just part of a larger tit you can't perceive
>>577415062That is one way to do itAlternatively you use the 8*RSS line as loop fodder to make a GGP with a good Risky business line
>>577415146>maccies with huge titspls
>Umama has a melty for a week>starts giving out his dicksword to random anons>suddenly every thread is spammed with mentions of how V owns himreeks of insecurity
>>577415037Skill issue
>>577415146kissing her thinking she's McFlat
NOONECARES
This is my best Suzuka yet though
>>577414192wtf rulership is big
MACHITAN BURASTO BAAN
>>577415374Funny thing is that V probably added him and talks with him then says shit like this in the thread.
>orbiter hours
>>577415531yeah it is those air groove genes
>>577415526unironically an upgrade
>>577415747Someone edit out the text in the bubble and replace it with Mating Press
>Can detect trainer's unique smellHow does she do it?
>>577415747I love her even though I'm tearing my hair out trying to have the stars align making an ace for the next cm
>>577415374Him and Hayashi have argued in thread multiple times about dicksword shit, funny how the 2 clubs with an optional discord are the ones with all the schizos
>>577415146Why does Ryan with a wig give me the biggest hard on, kinda like seeing cute dolled up lady boys
>>577415854Genetics are compelling us (her and me) to breed
>>577415146RYAN IS SO CUTE
>>577414473It's just an intermission CM in between actual fun CMs, I don't feel anything if I win or lose
>>577415924Because Ryan with a prettier hair would be the most destructive, sexiest, prettiest wife in the umaworld no contest
>>577415854A magician who reveals her tricks would be a poor magician indeed
>>577415854I love that the implication of this regarding all the other umas is that you cannot truly escape from them.
>>577415854I last took a shower 2 weeks ago
>>577414963>>577415374>>577415905
>>577415146evil slacker crab I hate you
>>577415146This artist single handedly carrying Ryan relevancy
3 hours left.You WILL be crying.Your speech WILL be silly.
>>577416293Sums him about right
Is it just me or is this CM where no one cares about the outcome of the finals
>>577416158Why would you ever want to escape from your trainee? You are contractually bound to them. This will be reported to the Director.
>>577416341I'm playing Open League actually
>>577415496She's alright
>>577416341I wish we still have the level of investment where people will cry over Oguri like they cried over cm2 goldship
>>577416391It's dirt+xog+clanker+debuffer cmNo one should care
>>577414473It's kinda sad that I highrolled my best ace yet in this CM since it's basically a joke cm where clanked oguris make half of the podiums
>>577416391It’s a dirt medium. Everyone knows how much of an Xoguri slop this was
>>577415496>>577416470If I had Maruzen at 1LB, I would probably get 1000 power.Now i'm gonna do two pacechasers for next CM bwos
>>577416064>in between actual fun CMsno one tell him
>>577415496>>577416520good luck
Globalbabs don't bring their oshi on dates Shameful display
>Did you know? Cows absolutely love her
>>577416520You've got plenty of time so if you're happy with your pacers you can always go back and try and improve her. Good luck!
>>577416658SEXOOOOO
>>577416642Nobody cares about your twitter stolen pictures
CM18 is a XOguri double debuffer track.CM19 is a XOguri double debuffer track.CM20 is a XOguri track, but triple Ace XOguri.Have fun, dacchi.
>>577416558I won last sprint CM so it was objectively fun
>>577416471we're battle-hardened nowlosses don't feel as wrecking anymore, desensitizedkind of like how masturbating consecutively too much reduces the stimulation from the act
>Has been in 4 or more /uma/ relationshipsHow does she do it?
thank you cygenerous for making my oshis oguri, grass, and agnes the best for two CMs in a row!!!
>>577416471i lost 15 cms i dont care anymore
>>577416391You have to make your own story
>>577416631>>577416693You're alrightWhich card i should borrow for paces though? Fina motion wit?Yeppers and summer Taiki btw
>>577416824She won, V is gonna stay with her too
>>577415146>take her to a love hotel cause that's what I usually do with Mcqueen>she doesn't say a word a follows me>I clearly notice she's Ryan after getting naked>fuck her anyways>the wig stays
>>577416857Why not new tickezo?
>>577416707mad?
>>577416391XOguri will be the winner of the majority of the rooms so why even bother?But a small part of me wants some dedicated oshi players to win.
>>577416901Defending your bf... cute
>>577416863Nishino Flower wit for determined descent probably. Taiki can maybe get away with FineMo since she has inherent neck and neck if you can get the white version of the skill on her somehow
>>577416857is taishin standing on a chair
Lovey dovey sex with Ryan with dubious consent!
>>577417030>Nishino Flower wit for determined descent probabYeppers has descent in her kit bwo
I can't reach 1100 Stamina and SS rank both. 1100 Stam is more important, right?
>>577416863you can never go wrong with power daisca for neck and neck but i think the borrow for paces this time is nishino wit for determined descent or the usual finemo, just praying you don't get agemasen'd
>>577416696
>>577416471You can probably still see this in the other thread
>>577417016I hope banana Falco wins for everyone who actually rolled on her. and I hope every Tickezo and Taishin LOSES...to Biwa.
>>577417080Ah didnt know about that. Then yeah probably Fine Motion for potentially both.
>>577417209Based.
>>577417094>Taiki has neck and neck - i give her Descent from yeppers>Yeppers has descent i give her Neck and NeckKINO??>>577417296I probably start with FM yeah
>>577417087What deck are you using?
>>577417469sounds good, good luck in the runs bwo
>>577417024retard
>>577417087You should be able to hit that with 14 stam sparks and 1-2 str cards.
>>577416728At least she's not full power next cm. You can actually reasonably beat her without hyper-investing the 2nd best uma for the track.
>>577417654It's okay Umama
>>577416898Fast and Furious mostly and Come What May is available for both since I'm running Tachyon speed anyway though I didn't even grab it due to being low on SP, huge mistake on my end. OG also has a 10% stamina growth, which definitely helped. I do have her for future CMs at least.>>577417209Having Biwa win both Cancer 2 and Virgo would be pretty incredible
>>577417469Just dont forget summer taiki has no speed growth so you'll need 3 speed cards.While Neck and Neck is good, power Daisca isnt. So I'd recommend just using FM since Yeppers also has NSM for a gambly accel option.
>>5774170871100 is only more important if you are trying to create a high star stamina uma lineage for cm. SS is way more important for actual quality looping.
>>577417547
>looptards are back
got yaeno from the pearl banner is she any good
>>577418010And you've been here all day defending your boyfriend V
>>577418010Loopgods run this game now Falcuck.
COME BACK I FUCKING MISSCLICKED
>>577418069Good for nothing LMAO
>>577418130Eureka!
>>577418070Stop coping about your dick game incel
>>577417973Try borrowing Riko
>>577418069She was good for about 24 hours
>>577418269How's the discord relationship between you and V?
>>577418130Based Volcel brother
>>577418340>Prying Peter
Despite her looks I like her personality, I should be more like Pearl
>>577418130Based torena saving himself for focusing full time on his uma trainee's career.
>>577418505Answer the question
the ningen women trainers keep bullying me..
>>5774179731100 a stat while racing is tough without sparks or stat growth
>>577417850Ty bwo, have a good one
>>577418574Fine, retard retard retard retard retard retard
>>577416391There will be like 3 oshi gamers from here at most that will podium, the rest are going to be running xog or seething about xog.
>>577418570I got Pearl. What should I expect ?
>>577418130anon never scored
5 borrows0 usable acesBack to queuing fanruns on the bot for danchud
>>577418720Crazy how you turned out to be the biggest piece of shit here, I guess that happens when you add V on discord
>>577418769You should be using borrows for parents....
>>577418756Sprints and Miles, broken english and making the impossible possible
guess who fell for "press rest before summer and get sleep deprived" once again!!!
>>577418813Go be a loser elsewhere you incelcuck
>>577418937You're actually irredeemable
>>577418617>sexually harassed by female coworkers>sexually harassed by my traineesbeing a trainer is tough
I miss Daring Tact
>>577418907I'll treat you like a kidmaker
>>577419128how can miss someone who doesn't even exist
>>577418990He loves me and that is all that matters
I guess if they had the emotional maturity to ignore people poking at then and starting shit they wouldnt have become threadschizos/lolcows in the first place huh
>>577419194You're an actual faggot and the fact you two have been shitting up this threads for months should make you banned on sight
holy shit, can all dramafags fucking RAPE themselves and then promptly KILL themselvesthat goes for both fucking sides, jesus christumamusume pretty derby
>>577418570Choose to be a source of hope and positivity for those around you. It's the strongest answer to a ruthless, uncaring world.
Sex with alluringly intimidating umas
>>577419318>ProjectingKeep name calling and derailing the threadNow go cry in your Cucksword
>>577419346Blame that fucking retard for coordinating shitposts with his bf on discord
>>577419418Ramonu treats her trainer worse than a dog.
>he doesn't set his borrow to slightly above average spark uma so people only borrow just enough to reach 100CP instead of potential CP to 10000+ people a day
>>577419435What's that superstition? Is it related to racing?I'll do everything in my power to help my ESTEEMED TRAINEE to achieve her career goals!
>>577419545only to you lol
>>577419415We should all try and be the change we want to see
>>577419467I don't need to because I know you're crying to V on discord every single day
>>577419578bwo please say club points
>>577419346Drama is part of /uma/ and 4chan culture
7 and I rape all drama starters
>>577419718What? You don't like CP? You don't like CPing people? Or sharing CP?Man so selfish
>>577419765kwab
>>577416824I think that speaks more to how many discordtroons we have among us rather than an issue with this specific tranny
>>577401487nyot surebut i'm fairly confident that i won't be third at least
>>577418756she's a water-type, so a single Thundershock will deal massive damage to her HP
I'm fooking rich
>>577419737Wrong. Drama is part of /uma/ and /vt/ culture. Don't conflate your shitty board to the rest of the website
>>577418756Unexpected kino
>>577420370This is trve, this place is insufferable because of the faggots from uma&co and the faggots that are mindbroken from their activites
>>577419415I am one of those who had given up, like the tourist guide in her story. So seeing her doing her best to save the bento shop business was inspiring... I think I don't do a good job at explaining her character but she is underrated!
Jigg menuno rotation:https://jiggie.fun/FXOAHOrotation:https://jiggie.fun/QYUoZS
>>577419629No we shouldn't, especially to the local avatarfags
Every day 5 runs using the godlike borrow with all good racing spirits, uma stan, risky business Every day 0 good parentsNow I shall masturbate my uncut 8.3" penis in anger
Lovey dovey sex with Marvelous Sunday
>>577420623If only we could blacklist the club that has been responsible for harboring avatarfags and shitposters or something
>>577420756I was going to salivate over your thingy but you posted agnes so idc
>>577420876Yeah we can't so just report them and just shut the fuck up already
What’s our deck looking like for Libra latechads? 2/1/2? 3/1/1? 3/2?
>>577420594SHE'S POSSIBLE
>>577420916AIEEEEEEE DONT RAPE ME I HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR
>>577420623>>577420876>>577421041>no mention of brickedI'm nyooooticing
>>5774210502 speed 2 wit and ruby but I also will be running Dober and Brian who have speed bonus.
>>577421041No, they need to be shamed
>>5774210502 Speed, 1 Power, 2 Wit, HelloProbably the only arrangement that can get you a decent statline
>>577420964this is almost creepy. the doll voice should be her fake one, not the other way around...
>>577421145Kill yourself Umama, you are cancer
Is the IRC even a thing anymore?
latechads...please don't put a fucking brick power card in your deck it's already going to be hard enough between the end xogs with double debuffers and pacers with just as much accel at the perfect timing
>>577421475keep going and I'll release your ugly mug for everyone to see
>>577420964Tickezo irl is kinda cute...
>>577421552You won't do shit lol
GoodNight Friends!!
>>577421704Good night bro!
>>577421552Try me, tranny
>>577421704night night
>>577421552you don't even know which one you were replying to
>>577415854horses have a very developed sense of smell, anonnot quite as advanced as dogs, but much, much greater than humans, by several orders of magnitude.
>>577420964I want to FUCK tickezo’s Va
>>577421552Fuck off back to discord with your cunt bf V
>>577421552Are you actually ERPing with these people why do you even have a photo of his face
>>577421704
>>577416102This. It's the only thing holding her back. There's what, 10+ umas with short hair? and they're ALL good, except Ryan's. It's rage-inducing, what the actual fuck
>>577422043Did you not see this faggot spamming his discord for several days
forgot to set auto schedule award
Lobby for next CM in 5 minutes?
one must imagine loopers happy
Post Umamusume
I played through Pearl's story just now and had the most dogshit GL run ever (A+). That aside, I liked her story, she's very caring and funny. Good story themes too. Also what did she mean by all this?the ending was cinema
>>577419435Nakadashi with Dia-chan while kissing
>>577422372You wish V, but it's him spamming his own discord
>>577422175It's really hard to tell with him what is & isn't a bitBut it seems that the things I thought were bits are actually genuine...
>>577422423Umamusume
>>577422423Okay
>>577422423
>>577422423Sure
>>577422393Creeku wouldn't do this, smoking near children is bad
quick questions since i'm casual but i'm trying to actually win CM at least once in my lifetime>are the rewards worth the amount of effort?>should i even attempt winning pvp or will it just drain my enjoyment of the game?>am i expected to have my aces with all stars, skill hints and potentials unlocked?>how am i supposed to ever reach the recommended statlines? >even when using meta cards mlb every stat is -200 than the recommended statline, is the blame on my parents choices?>how do i actually choose skills?I have watched and read a few guides but they never really teach me properly, i have a feeling on what i should do but not exactly whyIt doesn't help me that I have read this info several times but I still don't understand what exactly each stat is responsible for
thank you Maya for clanking my way into this shit event
>>577422681Find that rope son. It's the only solution
>>577422681...
>>577422681>we shared a mutual server for yearsi suspect basically every club, even the ones that say they don't have a discord like mambo, have a core group with a background like this. maybe it can't be helped...
>schizo outs themself as a schizo
>>577422681Sure faggot, I'm sure it's not actually you obsessing over V and saying nasty shit like this>>577418937>>577419194>>577419467Stop lying that this isn't you and it's >skinwalking
Bwos one lobby match for experiment plsCM187433909674339096
>>577422910autis/uma/ doesnt have a dicksword!
how do I get into the /uma/ inner circle discord
>>577423007I'm still mad that the only Alt she got is that wackass Christmas one.
>>577422768>are the rewards worth itJust focus on reaching finals. Everything beyond that is a bonus.>will this drain my enjoymentif you hyperfocus on playing meta yes, because chances are you'll still loose to some random bs anyway. Thats why I say focus on reaching finals.>stars, skill hints, potentials?Potentials yes>statlinesYou reach those by having a strong deck>are my parents to blamePossibly. GL is also just very swingy.>how do I actually choose skillsyou look them up on gametora and look at the race track and think whether or not they're good.
>>577423257Wedding alt soon trust (along with Daiwa hopefully)
what's your team looking like for mile?might try turf rickey for fun
>>577422768>>are the rewards worth the amount of effort?yes. the carats alone for A group finals is like 25 bucks worth>>should i even attempt winning pvp or will it just drain my enjoyment of the game?you dont need to attempt really anything in order to get into the finals, after that just hope rng is on your side>>am i expected to have my aces with all stars, skill hints and potentials unlocked?nyo>>how am i supposed to ever reach the recommended statlines? only the best high rolls actually get to all recommended statlines, youre fine not getting there>>even when using meta cards mlb every stat is -200 than the recommended statline, is the blame on my parents choices?potentially>>how do i actually choose skills?make sure you have skills for early, middle, and late race
>>577422910This is most likely true. I was also gonna make my club an /uma/ club back in october last year with people I've known for years who also browse /uma/ occasionally but it would have been made with deception in mind so I decided not to recruit from here in the end
>>577422768Reminder if your cards are shit you can just go open league and still be competitive
>>577422681>[Deleted]
>>577422768The reward is a fat chunk of carets but the real reward is this. Seeing your oshi win will put you sky high for a whole week. I can't explain it.
>>577422768>are the rewards worth the amount of effort?No. Do it because you want to, not because of the 1200-3000 carats reward if you do well>should i even attempt winning pvp or will it just drain my enjoyment of the game?it might. See how it goes>am i expected to have my aces with all stars, skill hints and potentials unlocked?Yes>how am i supposed to ever reach the recommended statlines?have enough of the good cards (Kitasan, Creek, Finemo, Tachyon), good parents, and repetition>even when using meta cards mlb every stat is -200 than the recommended statline, is the blame on my parents choices?oftentimes, yes. Also oftentimes you lowroll a career>how do i actually choose skills?late-race acceleration is the most important, focus on that at first. Then prioritize mid-race, etc. Watch a CM guide if you need more information. Seriru is a good resource, and Rae has good data, but her videos are all ~20-30mins.
>>577421346It's not unique to /uma/, hell it's not even unique to /vg/. Attention-starved schizos addicted to drama and outrage are a consequence of GG and the 2016 elections. nu/pol/ was a mistake.
Ryan LOVE
>>577422768no, B finals can be achieved with clanked umas and it's 90% of the rewards
>>577423583fuck off retard
>>577423646The winner is Oguri Cappu!
>>577423092ggs>clanker stole my winfuck me sideways
>>577423596unprotected handholding with my beautiful German wife
>>577422768>trying to actually win CM>worth?>should i even attempt?Do you want to win or do you not? Make up your mind.The rewards are definitely not worth the headache, but the plat can inflate you uma-ego, if you care about it.>stars, skill hints and potentialsPotential definitely yes, only a few umamusumes don't need level 5 potentials, but at some point you'll have resources enough to upgrade all your umas. Starts not really. Skill hints only if you plan to use your umas in several CMs (ie XOguri or your oshi).>statsThat's difficult to answer, basically just highroll, sadly that's how you reach UF rank (not that you need exactly UF tho). Blue parks are more important in this scenario, mainly STA/SPD, so yeah having good blue spark parents will help.Another tip for this scenario is using umas with good stat growth in SPD/PWR/WIT and build your deck around it.>skillsJust lurk around and you'll see which skills actually works in general.
>mile cm aces donewhat now
>>577422768>are the rewards worth the amount of effort?Kind of, but nothing earth-shattering>should i even attempt winning pvp or will it just drain my enjoyment of the game?Hard to tell. It's fucking fun, otherwise people wouldn't do it. But there's also a lot of masochistic sunk cost retards getting burnt out every CM.>am i expected to have my aces with all stars, skill hints and potentials unlocked?3* is usually enough but more never hurts, especially if the unique is good. Potentials only when applicable to the current CM track. >how am i supposed to ever reach the recommended statlines? That's the neat part, you don't>even when using meta cards mlb every stat is -200 than the recommended statline, is the blame on my parents choices?Possibly, but also this scenario is extremely inconsistent and RNG-dependent>how do i actually choose skills?Just look up which skills are good on each track/CM while you learn the actual race mechanics. The game is stupidly complex under the hood, you'll always be learning about new stuff and cool interactions, but you don't really need that to succeed.
>>577423596
>>577423646When you've won a lot, after the first one you just move on after a win like 5 minutes later
>clanker won HOLY >>577423721Nice match
>>577422768Thats a lot of questions, dude. I'll try to answer some of them>are the rewards worth itQualifiying for any finals is worth it qnd gives you most of the carats. Try to aim for that>Should I attempt pvpAfter reading through and playing the careers of your fav umas, there isnt much to do. Just take it and try to qualifiy for the pvp events. >statlinesYou need a good deck and okay parents, at least the guest one should be good>my parents badpossibly, but GL is really high or low roll. There is not much in between and stamina is an issue>skillschoose skill for your style and distance, look up what other stronger umas field, copy that, read up skills and their function>bonusTake it easy and try to have fun. No point in try harding a jewish gacha game
>>577423805post them
>>577423347>Fuku and Pearl as lates, locked in>maybe Ogurin or Summer Taiki as paces, unsure yet
>>577422436>What did she mean by all thisShe's a mare. You're having children with her, trainer. That's just how it is.
>>577423347>what's your team looking like for mile?i can't do anything before hagrah data
Fuck it the Ryan posting made me want to make her an ace
>>577424146really, I'm just making builds like fronts with budding to see how that all pans out. fun to try out new strats on your own
Fine Motion wedding is PIA to trainUma is no speed bonus is very bad on GL
>>577424124I was surprised they let that all in. Its quite clear what happens after graduation
I dont think Ive done an auto career more than one time
>>577422681idk about any of the club drama stuff so I don't want to throw fuel on the fire but you were exceedingly pleasant to talk to and mostly normal when we interacted. it's a little annoying that every thread I see is filled with namedropping but oh well. glad you seem to be doing well besides this.
>>577423879>>577423808>>577423742>>577423691>>577423658>>577423646>>577423381>>577423320>>577423439thanks for the help and tips bros, gonna definitely follow themi think i have never played a game that is simultaneously so knowledge and luck based at the same time, so at times it's daunting
>>577424353Just use 3 speed bwo
>>577424330
>>577424541V please
>>577424558Minimize varianceMaximize your chances to winAccept that sometimes no matter what you do, sometimes it will never be enoughThis is UmamusumeAs well, it is life
Does it get easier in future scenarios to have no speed bonus?
Fucking The Pearl
>>577424719It's also Mahjong
>>577424727lmao
>>577424541>coming to defend your discord BFNext thing you're gonna day it's not you V but we know it is
I may want to sex tve Pearl. She's quite alluring
>>577424558idk i just enter 1 room every cm and copy the builds of the top3 it usually works
>>577422175who was that?
>>577424930You are the schizo, no matter how you spin this you're the cause of this all you fucking faggotYou shat up the thread namecalling other people and getting banned during it revealing it was you, it's also you doing these retarded troll bakes to divert the attention on you. Stop kidding yourself.
>>577424252starting point would be making something to test in to rooms and waiting saves time compared to that. i do story stuff and jiggies during this part of the cm cycle.
>>577424930Youre the biggest fucking retard in this thread
This general was a mistake
>>577424930so ironic lol
*munch munch munch munch*
>>577424930Not sure if V is actually retarded or trolling
>>577424930Very funny coming from someone who got caught shitposting about Umama too with the deletions
>the faggot who spent months obsessed with a naishu poster over the Totopo/JPfags drama is telling other people that calling someone you don't like by schizo is badFor the record Umama's only mistake was associate with this paranoid
>>577425164I say this
>>577424671>>577424863nah, I stopped talking to her specifically because I didn't want to get caught up in all of this shit. was nice to me though so I have no problems with her.ok that's enough back to uma
>>577425321Why are you starting to shitpost about Umama right now, faggot?
>>577425435Throwing Umama under the bus already I see, V
Everyone knows V is a schizo with no life
>deletedpussy
>>577425414Nobody is proving any points, V is the faggot who dramaposts constantly too and that's a fact with literal evidence
Can someone post porn already.
i liked this general better before we had microcelebrities
Yuck. What a shitty thread. Still better than /pg/, /drg/ and /feg/, though.
>>577425736
btw I highly suspect V is the one behind the /umaJP/' diveball team that's why we don't have one
>>577425736standard /vg/ behavior, from what I can tell. I don't give a fuck about any of them, and they're all filtered now, so I am spared their schizo shit.
>>577425736Maybe you shouldn't have tried so hard to become one then
>>577425825Think whatever you want, I don't careI know it's you V
>>577425736>anonymous forums>obsessed with microcelebritiesRetards
>>577425736Still not as bad as xivg
The surgeon had the chance to end it
I could post my dick 20 times next thread and it would still be butter than this one
>>577423940That Fuji ran out of skills to buy and i didnt really want to run her anyway but i dont know whom to build as a third
>>577425736>>577425860I noticed there always one-two schizo namefags in everythread, you will never see 5 schizo namefags in one thread It's almost they come to empty thread, see no namefags here and they like "yeah it's my time"
This is the /uma/ we know and love. I'm having so much fun
>>577425801What about /dqg//dqg/ has a hot thumbnail
V is so oblivious to the whole thing it's making it funny for me, does that faggot really not see that he is the problem?>>577426061Why the namedrop? Didn't you say you don't do it?
can i be the next thread celebrity
>>577426056t-triple pace? i wasnt expecting that. how do you guys hit statlines like that, holy shit these umas mog mine... mostly i was hoping to get inspiration for skill choices but i guess mile is pretty slim pickings in that regard.
>>577426287kys Horsemeat
>>577426147Hard to tell at the point. Just remember V is a loser neet so it is okay
>>577426056No angling, glue
>>577425801The next thread will be better.
>>577426590>>577426590>>577426590I don't even care anymore with your stupid drama....... lucky fuku bwead
>>577426457Kill yourself V, there's walls of proof you're behind most shitposts
>>577426598go back to tumblr faggot
can use the auto training for the aptitude questsfeels goodthis is the best thing they introduced into this game
>>577426457That sentence is peak brown retardation
>>577426729No, but hopefully you'll rope instead VIs your boyfriend already crying to you on discord?
