CM17 results are up!Previous >>577444221>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Yukino Bijin (3*), Seeking the Pearl (3*), SSR Smart Falcon, SSR Silence Suzuka, SSR Daiichi Ruby, SR K.S. MiracleCurrent CM: Virgo Cup 2 - Ooi Dirt 2000m Medium/Right/Fall/Sunny/GoodCurrent Event: 1.5-Year Anniversary Celebration Part 3, Trainer Aptitude Test>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/kapy9o.jpg08/05 - Yukino Bijin (3*), SSR Silence Suzuka, SSR Smart Falcon08/05 - Virgo Cup - Medium/Right/Fall/Good/200008/12 - Seeking the Pearl (3*), SSR Daiichi Ruby, SR K.S. Miracle08/13 - New Legend Races08/18 - Halloween Agnes Digital (3*), Halloween Meisho Doto (3*), SSR Daitaku Helios, SSR Mejiro Palmer08/18 - Days Flying By Story Event08/25 - Aston Machan (3*), SSR Fine Motion, SSR Maruzensky08/25 - Libra Cup - Mile/Right/Fall/Firm/1600>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Summer Seiun Sky (3*), Summer Mejiro Bright (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>577463491Did she get another alt after the wedding?
>>577463072>spurt didnt workso why is everyone non-stop gaslighting about taishin then?
>Umama lost>Umama lost>Umama lost
Oh, new lobby flashbang.
>>577463520is she a lesbian?
>>577463161World's most adorable dog I really need Fenomeno. I'm a yurifag and play mostly like a fujo would, but Meno keeps making my heart skip, making me realize I fell for her too hard
>>577463491
>>577463595
ehehehe... gimme your shoes, kid...
>>577463670I love this santa believing girlShe would commit police brutality for her trainer
>>577463627ojou cunny makes end playable on non-spurt miles/sprints
>my trainer is stealing the racing shoes of other students and putting them in his trophy case
>>577463753it took them SEVENYEARSTo finally make a swimsuit that matches the raw sex appeal of maruzen's
Fuji Kiseki
PANDORA LOVE
>>577463878high schoolers
>>577463878extremely young and fertile looking squad
So I was talking to my buddy who is a professional seal clubber and comparing our finals today. Looking at the rankings I noticed something.His A+ xogger finished faster than the UG5 one who beat me. Not by much, but the fact that it happened at all is fucking me up. What does this mean? What is even going on in this game? Would I have lost to his A+ team? Do I belong down there in the open league racing with 2 star el clanker pasa?
Real talkdo gold crystals EVER matter ever again? I already got seiun wit so like... are those cards just dead to me now?
>>577463878you know it's fucked when Creek is the youngest looking person in the squad
That's the highest so far
>>577463862NGHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FENOMENOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>577464037the time of the victor is a random number in a range from normal IRL wins on that track, and not the literal in game time
>>577464089creek is literally just a 20 year old with an ageplay fetish shes not even a hag
>>577464150
>>577464037It's made up numbers
>>577464089Anon creek -IS- youngshe is mommy: the uma but creek herself is not old, she just has an absurd mommy complex (and having huge tits helps with the image)
watching the race again, and you know what?fuck it.FUCK YOU GOLD SHITTYI FUCKING HATE YOUTHAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DIGISEX'S SPOTNOT YOU, YOU FUCKING BLONDE BITCHWHY?!?!DIGITAN WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE HOME THE GOLD. NOT YOUI HATE YOUYOU AREN'T A TORENASEXUAL UMAI DIDN'T EVEN ROLL FOR YOUI MADE YOU AS A LAST MINUTE FODDERWHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING UP THERE AS THE CENTER?!
>>577464239>>577464182what a strange thing to add but then make up anyway
>>577464082You may eventually want to collect them because I think the last 2 good ones we got were SR Pasa and Sky, but I think onwards we all go with SSRsBut i'm not a JP player so not idea, I'm still collecting them in case I need to MLB future ones
>>577464182>>577464239NTA but I've been using them to test builds for fucking ages, now I feel retarded.
>>577464037>>577464378use hakuraku if you want an actual comparison
>>577463878I didn't know Maruzensky was so short
need to licky ricky
>>577464037>>577464342>>577464378Bwos were you expecting our 100k rating umas in the future to run 3200m in under a minute
>>577463878cum and dumpbefriendmarry and daily freeuse sexone night standignore
>>577464430what's with the black line under her eye
>>577464329But she won the race for you..
>>577464329at least one of yours wonDigitan will get her time another CM. Enjoy Shichi's win with her. Digitan certainly will
>fags lose CM and the thread becomes slow and comfya-are we back?
sex
>>577464452i fucked up the eye censor ;_;
>>577464476They'll be back tomorrow
>>577464480babymaking sex
>>577464476I will never understand the obssion with ""comfy"" dead threadsI've been in two generals that died in the past and both times when it was getting grim anons just INSISTED "omg its so comfy now" as... absolutely no one said anything...
>>577464451>ignore
>>577464476i lost but i'm here because life goes on
Another round of "this matchmaking makes 0 sense" where I get put up against LG Uma's for some unfathomable reason. Either way, day 1 went seemingly well all things considered. I did not expect Orfevre to put in as much work as she has been, so that's nice.
>>577464476for nowlet's enjoy our one day of peace before it becomes a schizo madhouse again
>>577463996breasts
fucking FINALLYwas starting to think I would never get anything worth anything. Cursing that she wasn't SS, but I'll take this
>>577464583Why, you simpleton! You absolute buffoon! You don't deserve her!
>>577463878is Pearl's head bigger than Biwa's?
>>577464734i can't wait for orfevre and espoir in global, but they're so far away...
Everyone's Oguri Cap's butt!
>>577464476they literally got banned. thats it.
What/Who do I loop with for end closers? I still don't fully understand looping
Why do losers have to suffer the backup dancer humiliation ritual lol
>>577464342It's referencing the irl race track record, it's sovlful you see?
>>577464760Most Umas have them.
>>577464942I didn't watch it so it doesn't count
>>577464867the tracen uniform has standard issue socks they all have to wear... does the uniform also include panties? or do they get to pick their own?
>>577464942we had a whole ass career scenario to explain this
>>577463491Did I miss first day of legend again?Fuck
i would have won if I didnt low roll on your left proc
>>577464942Just boot up the special Girls Legend U concert if you lost bro
>>577464658Dead threads are still better than threads full of shitposting and troons. If I want the latter I'll just go to /gig/.
>>577465025nyo, today is the start
>>577464979but hers are the best
>>577464942It's to keep egos in check
cm18 status?
>>577465079>play goomble strat>loses the gamble
I threw the laziest and most dishonest auto-only team that I made in 3 days before round 1 started into this CM just for shit and giggle.HOW THE FUCK DID THEY GET IN A FINAL AND GET ME A PLAT?AGAIN A BUNCH OF UG UMASIN A 6K LOBBYTHIS GAME IS ABSOLUTELY NOT REAL LMAO
Total hog death
>>577465062Congrats Ticketbro.However, when I looked at your webm, I couldn't stop thinking about how sad it was when after everyone turned into the corner, the camera panned over to the right to Nice Nature all alone. I kept thinking throughout the video that maybe Neicha was going to catch up...
>>577465273Jesas... I can only imagine the seethe...
>>577464658I post in /pcrg/. /uma/ is nowhere near to anything considered dead.
>>577465273Nice, anon. That Hogger probably roped himself now.
>>577465208I won/10
>>577465062UUUUOOOOOOOOOOH CONGRATS BWN ANON
>>577465178Evidence may be required.
>>577465024we had a whole ass anime to explain this
>>577465208Blocked by Falco's fat ass
>>577465062Tears of joy, congrats
>>577465348Already?!
>>577465024>>577465428Did they explain why the trainers IRL have to suffer
Which uma has the darkest anus?
sore loser backup dancer assaulting the winner
>>577465062UWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH THE JAPAN DIRTDAAAHHHHHHHHHHHBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>577465461>he doesn't have victory in his future
>>577465273lmao wtf
>>577465428McQueen is evil, why not say "hope you break a leg, nigger" too?
>>577465062UOOOOOH THIS IS NOT EVEN DIRT DAHBY
>>577465515
>>577465273lol that guy with the dober oshi pick probably quit the game today because of you
>>577465273that hogger is deadyou just aided in a suicide
Turbo breasts.
bros why do i want to have SEX with FUSAICHI PANDORA
>>577465580If a Mejiro wanted to break a runner's leg, they would just do it
>>577465423uohhhhh sideboob...
>>577465657>xoggerfagdeserved tbqhwyf
>>577465273Bro record and post the race please
Hog on hog violence>Mfw my Keen Eye fire right at the front of goal and overtaken on last second.Almost kino. Other dude must be pissed.
>>577465273Imagine wasting carats on rickey brickey for a CM that only happens once a year
Tawa clan too big.
>>577465273You just kill all those stamina-let cheater. No hard feeling there
>>577465714how do you know? maybe his team was rickey/dober/natie
>>577465790dork uma
>>577465773rickey has the excuse of being sexy thougheverbeit
>>577465790ALT ALREADY?NON HOBO ALT?
>>577465273>not even a xog but won against onethis is so evil it's almost based
Trainer-san 5 manual MANT borrows doko
>>5774658732nd and 5th place xoggers. You can see the ears/part of the shirt in the 2nd and 3rd screenshot
>>577465903it's just the anniversary art bwo
>>577465273>Double murmurYou correctly read the meta. Congrats
>>577465273What's the key to success?
>>577465903No dummy. It's the half anni art.
>>577465273You absolutely curb stomped that Xogger
>>577465062holy fuck, BNWbro actually won? we're not even playing the same game. I kneel
>>577465965
>suddenly a bunch of ESL postsi thought you guys were being ironic about that
>>577466003>>577466054
Giving Almond Eye new little sister!
>>577465428Rice HERO would never.
>>577466040I want to see them fuck
>>577466105
>>577465273please post the full race oh my god that hogger is questioning their life choices right now
>>577466119>suddenlywhere were you when the World Cup happened bwo
Can we recycle this CM for next medium xogslop CM?
>>577465713I asked for evidence, anon.
>>577466119>suddenly
>>577465965I haven't been borrowing since GL started, but rest assured, I am doing manual runs one time a day
>>577466119you are in a gacha general
WHY DO THESE FAGGOTS MAKE THE UMAS TO BE SEXUAL AS FUCKWHYWHYY
>>577466140This
>>577466237yuppers
Did Victory cheer work as an accel in CM17? on visualizer it says it'd work, but wasn't sure since it had 2 conditions on it.
>>577466189chu~
>>577465790Why is this boy so stacked?
>>577466313yup...pers?
>>577463491UOHHHHHHHH
dialy reminder that both THIS GENERAL AND THE JP GENERAL ARE RAN BY OUR LORDS AND SAVIOURS GODS, THE SUDACAS (argies, chileniggers, and peruvians)AMERICANS DO NOT NEED TO APPLY
>>577464461>>577464468I wanted to reward digitan with sex...I even rented a hotel just for us, and had a bunch of racing tapes and winning live recordings prepared so we can watch it while entangled in each other's arms...what the fuck am i supposed to give city?
>>577465062im so glad there are people this based posting here with me.
>>577466379It's an Albany expression
>>577466237I'm recycling this. Pretty sure I will never hit something like this ever again next xogslop
Its halfway through the month and I still havent dont a single Grandlive run, maybe next week
>>577465062>tickezo winning a derbyKINO
>>577466448fuck shichi while digi sits in the cuck chair and FURIOUSLY masturbates watching, torn between her love for umas and you, and her own desire to be the winnerit will motivate her for next time.
>>577466342i still dont know what the fuck "backstretch" means so i cant tell you
UWAAAAAA TAISHIN SO STRONG WINING THE DIRT DAHBY WUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>577466487You can only be this smug if you win with your bot >>577465273
Can Dia.chan defeat the following umas in the next CM?>XGuri>Ticketzo>Taishin>any front>dominators
SAIKYO NO UMAMUSUME TOKAI TEIO DAIYO
>>577466610What if I got 2nd with my bot but let a 2nd xog slip away
Clankers...
>>577465062dirt KEKS kneel to the DAHBY champion
Why do I always get death lobbiesI'm still winning but still
>>577465273post their decks I wanna see if they're whales
Oh wow. They added a support card search function so you don't have to bother going outside the game to find someone with the one you want. I think they said they did one for Rental Uma too but I need another 10 minutes or so for my independent training to end before I can check that out too.
Why doesn't Gentildonna have an alt?
>>577465062You won only because you luckshitted a lobby without Oguri
>>577465306It made me sad too, she definitely deserves better than being a G Dirt debuffer (that wasn't even any good at it, no 564 for Murmur and G Dirt means that ASE won't work either). I might bring her out as an ace myself for CM20 alongside Biwa and Matikanetannhauser or god forbid Teio for the historical team. OYL is going to be a pain to get on her but it'll be worth it. I'd love to use her original outfit but I think NSM is too good to pass up, plus the cheerleader alt is fantastic.Also as much as I love the miracle run it feels very cathartic for Biwa to beat Teio whenever she shows up in a CM
>>577466770it took them this long to add that, huh
>>577466789She does though.
>>577466770This is the one feature I wish they fucking had at launch, why is it added now
>>577466791>oguri ducking dirt racesyeah sounds about right
So good lord.Ines Fujin's campaign is basically built for Grand ConcertYou don't need any extra races to hit fan goals
>>577466770>5 years to add this basic ass feature
Left or right as my borrow slot?
>>577466992HARROHARRO
>>577466660if you go full send gambling end_maybe. An attempt will be made. Anything is possible if you believe in the power of right-handedness.
alright alright alright
>>577466660Satono Diamond is unbreakable! Believe in her!
>>577467004Tradishionoru Japanese codingu fordedu 1000 times prease understand
>>577467047I'm building her as I just got her recently and need a Medium Front Runner You legitimately have no need to do any extra races as she's basically G1s the whole way down.
>>577466789Anon...
>>577466660>xoganyone using her next CM is a retard
>>577466791Not entirely wrong about getting an insanely lucky finals lobby, but my team was capable of beating her with a lot of luck. Remember that I had to get through some to even get to A finals in the first place, and the one in this video is a UF XOg
>>577467036Right
>>577465306I thought it was kind of funny. Almost as funny as when my NN won a race in round 2.
>A finals>bronze>lost to double xog + quad debuffinari bros, I fucking failed you...
It's actually the JBC Classic
>>577467216>Xog loses>Entire podium is BNWholy SOVL
>>577465273I've had a couple of rooms where debuffers won just because they managed to dodge the debuffs, even my grass managed to get top 3 12 times. People REALLY underestimated stam requirements for this cm and debuffers can unironically make any shitter win as long as they're lucky enough and don't gas out.
>>577467592I've seen lobbies where a guy ran 3 stam debuffers and won just by killing everyone
Did the site die or what
We fucked!
>>577465342>spoilertell danchou I'm sorryI forgot to login for CB one day and decided to simply just move on
How stupud is it running Mad Dash and Racing Spirit Stamina for CM18?
>>577467216anon stop my knees are so tired i can only kneel for so long
Oh they even added more for the support card filters. If you're searching for a specific type of skill you can add it. There's even an option to search for a white or gold skill of that type specifically.
>>577467365If it makes you feel better that's basically what happened to me >>577459836. Now she's back to being useless until evo skills are added.
>>577467981Digitan wouldn't last very long
>>577467981this was supposed to be me....
Why do people say Ruby hates HeliosShe wouldn't act the way she does toward her if that was the case>uh her skills debuff fronts!doesn't mean she hates Helios in particular
>>577468173You need like 680 to survive RSS + Mad Dash
>>577467972anons are absolutely buckbroken from jobbing to 3 different xoguris who took the podium
>>577467981That is not allowed.
>>577468570nobody cares about the pozzed sprinters
>kiss light hello >nothing happens>kiss light hello again>nothing happensIs this what sex is like
>Be a Casual or a Metafaggot>Some Youtuber tells you that you NEED to roll for XOguri>Spend all of your hard-earned Carats for XOguri>Dirt CM rolls around. Everyone says XOguri is an Autowin>You lose A Finals to a Makween, Daiwa, Kawakami, Nice Nature, Doto, Hishiama, Mayano, BNW, or an Autobot UmaHow would you feel?
Lore accurate Suzuka skills
>>577468570If Helios had to choose between Ruby and Torena who would she pick?
next jiggumshttps://jiggie.fun/UC43oY>https://jiggie.fun/UC43oYhttps://jiggie.fun/UC43oY>https://jiggie.fun/UC43oYhttps://jiggie.fun/UC43oY
>>577468839I lost but thank god I got the Hog on a tenner
Not too fond of the Rental borrow search. You can't control if you get a 9* of either Blue or pink, you won't know what white skills you get until you open it up and check yourself. The grandparents can be absolutely abysmal for what you want and it just wastes a spot. The card one was great but the rental borrow seems like a big fat whatever.
>>577468860bro your ttl? your mile maven?
>>577468860post d*ck
>>577469052Not my fault chains don't finish
>>577468839I got Xogger in 30 pulls thoughbeit
>>577468860Impressive. You sure she can tank NV though?
>>577469004>18* speeduh stamina parent sisters what the fuck is this
>>577468570HELIOS HATE
>>577468430>Innate Spurt>Tail Nine>Winter Runner for CM20-22>.45 unique>B Late if you want to make her oneIt's not meta-defining or anything but Inari One does have some strong points you could make work, she's far from useless.
Did they fix the Ms Victoria name bug? I can't watch mine because you know
>>577469126Speed Kita Tachy TaikiWit FM Nakayama Bobo
>>577469314It's fixed on PC but still broken on mobile
>>577469314I guess they did. I didn't watch the first one because I lost, but didn't see any issue with the current one
>>577469243Do not take anything I do at face value I am a shitter who can't win a CM in Group A, I have no idea what I'm doing.
>>577469285Master of Sands needs evo to trigger on turf.
>>577464329>be me>tsundere uma>went on a hotspring trip with torena>even surprised him with a kimono one time>but he doesn't bring me to any CMs>that's okay, maybe he's just waiting to use me on the track I'm best at>doesn't even use me for mile CMs>oh, I see>suddenly, trains me for dirt>perk up>finally, is he giving his focus on me?>look at stats>i'm the worst out of the three>check /uma/>i was his last choice behind fucking haru urara>decide to show me my worth>consistent podiums in round 1>can't get to group A, but that's fine>I'll give him wins during round 2>he re-trains his ace>way better than me>but we still split the wins>surely he will look at me fondly now>check /uma/>he's annoyed by my wins because I'm "stealing" them from his ace>it stings>go to finals>his ace got distracted watching other uma's asses>this is my time>bring home the gold>go up for ms. victoria, expecting him to look at me>no, his gaze is elsewhere>check /uma/ after concert>he prepared a reward for his ace in advance>didn't even think of anything for me despite having more wins overallshould i just rape him at this point?
>wake up>3rd place Damn ok, it's cool, my first cm
i have reached advanced gameplay shittery where i swapped light hello for fine motion and reach better results
>>577468839I built an insanely strong xog for some long cm a while ago that literally was winning every single custom room and had 95% wr at the end of cm and still jobbed the finals due to a late start. I seethed for some time but evetually realized that this game is an rng fest and I haven't really been taking any cms seriously since then. I won virgo btw
>>577469558I say this every CM
Yeah, she's THE girl if you want to hit those Grand Concert challenges.Legit just train the whole way through
Testing libra. How the fuck debuffer won?
>>577469585Light Hello is a bad card despite the endless shilling, unless you need guts or have no better cards.
>>577469508Gold City would say this
>>577469508yes sister do it, you can easily overpower a ningen
>>577466313
>>577469508do it, Uma-sis
THE OI-WARLORD TAKES IT HOME!she duelee off my ogurin and surged ahead in the last 100m.
>>577464769thats pretty neat, nice
Does Hakuraku gather races as spectator, or does it create the cm benchmarks from users uploading their data?
>>577469974Hakuraku spectates races
1 child
>>577470103Nice
>>577470107missing a 0
>>577469972Yeah I think I can make solid parents with her. My second GP isn't very good unfortunately but they both have the same stacked GPs and killer affinity so it should all work out in the end
>>577470107...not 1000?
>>577470107nah, you need at least enough to man a farm, like 6 to 7 minimum. that's a low ball though.
Fine Motion Wedding seems consistent enough to be single acesUnless you got into 6 frontrunners room you will always proc something.
>>577469630Noone ever posts her I forgot she was already playable
Kino story, her looks are the only thing that filter most people
>>577469480It's a good skill for sure and the evo is definitely an upgrade but it's not like it's strictly necessary to win. It's not like having a situational gold ever stopped Golshi or Taishin from being strong, you just have to work around it a bit.
i'm tired of pretending that pearl isn't SEX
>>577470493low testosterone "males" and women aren't people
>>577468570She doesnt hate heliosShe just doesnt particularly care about helios
>>577470576You have to respect everyone's tastes anon chama...
Pearl's ugly lips
>>5774704937 and I pull my last 1500 for her
>>577468860>Using Nakayama wit in GLI kneel.
>>577470493The ending was sweet and I feel like both like each other a lot. Pearl torena and her vibe really well together.
Did anyone actually test the Overseer cheat stuff? I'm curious to see what levels of scam we got here, but I'm too lazy to setup a new account and a VM
>>577470641says who, faget
>>577470667May Shiraoki-sama bless you
>>577470667well, you gotta bwo.
Opinions?
how do anons who lost cope? i said i wouldn't mind but it still hurts a little
>>577470667>>577470749Well fuck me and fuck her too
>>577470667Good luck
>>577469839Gj inari chad
>>577470794Mambo!
>>577470794Oh well, you'll see her again next CM
>>577470767global this year?
Everyone calls Super Creek mommy but she looks like an actual old lady
Another sloptuber bites the dust
>>577470919Where's the updated doc with sloptuber results?
>>577464329>>577469508WE LOVE YOU GOAT SHICI
>>577469508Sichi rape his ass.
>>577470667>>577470794HAHA 67
>>577469508Go get his ass sichi
>>577470910cougar skank =/= mommy
How can horse if round???????????
>>577471110This bitch is a rich mom, pearl you're not supposed to go to school you're forty!!
>Yeppers has race in july OH NO NO NO
>>577470919How did our /uma/ sloptuber do
Who plat winner here?
pearl has sexy legs
Matikanes!
>>577471491mambo and maticunnyfuckytaru
>>577471564Dont call her that...
>>577470767still just gonna use uma.moe I think
>>577471564
Yeppers.
AGEMASENRun ruined
>>577471348Absolutely not your nonny Umama LMAOOO>Umama lost>Umama lost>Umama lost
>>577471491HONEYADE1!!
>>577471723does that winner uma and trainer names still flash for like 1 frame?
>>577470720The only cheaty thing is the event outcome stuff that's been public for half a year, the rest is nonsense he cobbled together to pad out the feature list
A synthesishttps://x.com/KurenaizV2/status/2087998538202640751?s=20
Does anyone have the gif/video of rudolf at her desk intently watching a video on her phone?
the chiyonotes have been updated..
>>577471921noooo, not my nigga Chowder! spare him fatty, I beg you!
>>577471954link
Is it wrong for me to want to impregnate Light Hello?
>speedstaror>Mile mavenWhich is better for pace though?
>>577471795who the fuck is umama
>>577471903No it stays on for a good while now.
>>577470767Chrono is pretty comprehensive already. Good for casuls and JOPs, I guess.
Why does my trainee keep asking me about what kind of woman I like
>>577471940Nevermind found it
>>577471921i wish i saved that shictnzel sweepy edit
>>577470428Her story is nice and she's pretty easy to get going as a Mile/Medium front runner. You don't even really need to screw around for her hidden event.
>>577472124tell her it doesn't matter because no woman could possibly like a balding ojiisan like you
>>577472124She's trying to get you to admit you're gay
>>577471123I HATE HELIOS
>>577471903only on mobile I think, pc is preem
>>577472124show, don't tell.
>blue guy has 45 wins to my 44 wins, sure>red guy has 58 hog wins, nice matchmatching, but okay, maybe I can somehow hope for a second at best>nope, my whole team fucking fails keeping any kind of position and my hog late procs ult while the other two hit theirs on triple 7s>get the worst placement I had this whole CMWell, that's embarrassing. I'd be more annoyed if I checked at reset instead of after work right now, but that means I'm annoyed for half a day instead of a full day. Oh well, sleep then move onto the next CM.
>>577472341t.
>>577469698>>577469731>>577469814>>577470991>>577471172>>577471082he's not making it to next thread
Virgo Cup * status?https://poal.me/bhsv6rhttps://poal.me/bhsv6rhttps://poal.me/bhsv6r
You may not like it, but this is what pow training looks like
>>577472034bwos help pls, i know you can
>>577472691Mile Maven?
>>577472691https://umalator.app/
>>577472034Buy both
>>577472747ai-chan....im gonna fuck your kouhai(mom)
If you ever feel like you're cooked, just remember that a burger patty must be cooked before it is enjoyed
if chiyoposter won what's your excuse
Auto runs so good I've already claimed all the important stuff from the event
>>577472034mile maven by far
>>577472691>>577472034
>>577472912He's a metafaggot that doesn't run his """oshi"""
>>577472912Finals are matchmaking RNG
>>577472981so what
post something cute
>>577472952i dont understand this picture>>577472832I cant...>>577472949>>577472764Hmmm ok
i thought this thread was on /vm/ what da
>>577473061
>>577472034Mile Maven has a pretty significantly longer duration but as always you're taking speed star because if you get speed carryover you've hit the jackpot.
>>577473087We don't talk about that splinter cell...
When's the cutoff for when I should really be picking a main running style?
>>577472912I wasted a win in Round 2 on a hog who had 7 different heals, that could have been my finals but no, I got UG5+ hogs in my finals despite my shitty winrate.
>>577473059He's a failed celebrity with zero redeeming qualities.
>>577473157Is Mile Maven still broken
>>577473305he's got plat and you don't
>>577473305you sound jealous I was asking about his CM team
>>577473412I won though?
>>577472912i congratulate him because he won, maybe next time i can get plat
MOMMY
Copano Rickey doing sexual things to my penis if you know what I mean
>>577473535Shotabull...
>>577473535
>>577473535you're too old for her gwo
>>577473462What does ruby mean by this...Maybe i need to work harder as her trainer.
>>577473682better buy the sharp turns green
>>577473462>>577473682is her career just the torena being a clueless dumbass
>>577473743Rubytore doesn't think he deserves his trainee
>>577473795aw
>>577473206the end of Grand Live. Specialty meta supoka start to be very prominent starting (ish) with Wit Bourbon for fronts early next year.
>>577473814I thought Urara was safe
>>5774732064th anni
Ok ok okIf Rudolf was a sea animal, what would she be?A rude dolphin
>>577474073how strong is the tail grip? they have no bone or muscle there
cygames gives me the most abhorrent god awful cm finals luck known to trainerkind in exchange for above average to decent luck on my pulls
>>577474113
oh he's not happy...go check yours
>>577473743Her career is her trainer being absolutely destroyed mentally by the means in which he became her trainer, so even though he is a competant trainer that she cares for, he doesnt think he deserves her and he dislikes the person he is.She firmly provides him guidance and direction without holding his hand until picrel happens during the onsen trip.They care deeply about eachother but mental health wise trainer is essentially crippled and ruby being the financial/political princess she is cant properly convey what she means to her trainer due to the manner of her speech resulting in some misunderstandings.
>>577474134Didn't Kitasan or Ryan mention something about lifting weights with it? It's pretty strong. It makes no sense, but I dig it.
>>577474019Next thing you'll say Ogurin is safe too
>No mile SStill pretty good, i will try more on reset
>>577474406
>>577474435nice wit bwo
>>577474305bro really picked my debuffers to go nuts at them
>>577474548Brooo i dont have SSR Wit cards stop bulling
I love cryers
>>577474640
>>577474376doesnt she force us to go to the hot spring because we are overworking ourselves for her?
>>577474678>>577474662Kill yourself.
One lobby for CM18?9842909598429095
>>577474376that's so cute, i really gotta stop learning about future umas because my rolling plans start to crumble
>>577474696Kill yourself.
>>577471329Not looking so good...
>>577474696You don't want an Ogurin wife?
>>577474696>>577474749Now kiss
god i fucking HATE oguri CRAP
>>577474786Kiss yourself.
>>577474679Yup.She calls her help and they immediately roll you two up.
>>577474775At least you know witGOD is /ourguy/
>>577474719We need one more, pls join
>>577474775he's not talking about witGOD, sillywe have an actual /uma/sloptuber now
>>577474775>1st virgo>round 2
I hate Oguri Crap.I seriously fucking hate her.
>>577474829>>577474941Incorrect. You love Oguri Cap and want to marry her.
>>577474915you must really love him when you post about him at every chance you get
>>577471329He's dead bwo
>17 borrows leftwtf when are we getting that many borrows?
>>577474775That's not the /uma/ sloptuber though
>>577471329Was there ever any doubt?
>>577474967no I'm not
I don't wanna wait 2 years for her I need her now...
>>577475002Wtf? is TP timer updated to like 5 minutes?
>>577474856Nice, Helios on suicide watch.
>>577475049>triple aceSOUL
Damn i dont get how my umas losing so much bros...
We must, perhaps, build a wall to keep the hogs out
oguri wins races but she won't win in love
>>577474964This is tru!
>>577475176check what they have stats and skillwise and try to notice what you may be lacking, but also remember uma lobbies are harder than averageBUT ALSO remember miles are also pretty gamblecore, not as gamble as sprint
>>577475176https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=f58m-pRtuFWX30xJUVR_vvwk
>>577475254>nothing ventured suzukanow this is cooking
>birb WONNERED>rae OVR QVEEN WONNERED>shananana WONNERED AND BLESSED OUR EARS AGAIN WITH MS VICTORIA>victranniafraudtier DELAYING AND HIDING FROM HIS FINALS UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE/uma/tuber stonks RISING
>>577475291>Who ate it?Made me kek. Based.
>>577475312>500 stamina survives>10%+ HP lefthuh, good to know
can you host another one
>>577475412I love Hanshin, every CM should just be done there
>>577475254Someone in this room is using double Xog!
>playing with NSFW chat bots for 5 hours nowit's way too over for me
>>577475312I dont get what i must see here, im newI see Fina motion used tons of skills on last spurt, is this it?My Suzuka was 1615 speed with mile S, she lost so hard it's impossibleLike i dont see reason why, she has little skills for final spurt? Like spirit stamina?
>>577475291>oguri when she sees her childhttps://youtu.be/nixR6wVa4HY?t=19
>>577475537nta but you can click each uma and see what skills procced, what failed because of wit or a condition or just see how much stamina they had left, as for your suzuka i think you may be missing mid skills
best umanko texture
>>577475663We need a Hex Maniac uma
>>577475537your suzuka is the only frontfronts need a buddy to push each other with nonstop duelingyou also missed angling and her unique, you got passed before the accel point
Can Ramonu Wit come early. I need to replace SR Daiwa
>>577475484Ulala before taking it in?
I want to have sex.
>>577475814It took 5 years for Maruzensky to get powercreeped
>>577475787eat the pickle you little shit
>>577475814JP finally gotten a non burka summer
>>577475814THIS IS SOMEONE'S MOTHER
Single Matikanes are looking for love in your area
>>577475537I am stupid, which little horsie is this meant to be?
>>577475814mares...
>>577475883Fuku is taken (she's mine)
You have the right to remain DEFEATED IN EVERY RACE by the INVINCIBLE TEIO
>>577475872AND I WILL MAKE HER A NEW UMA'S MOTHER
>>577476017You dont wann know bwo... you gonna cry...
>>577475872made for oyakodon
>>577475537I can't tell much for fronts because I'm not a fr*ntfag. However the first thing that catches my eye about your paces is the few number of skills, especially compared to my and the other anon' umas. You really need to 'specialize parenting' to get skills/hints for your uma's style (in this case pace chaser), the lack of skills will make your mid and late race weaker than the competition.
>beat a yukino bijin in the finals>feel bad>the entire team were independent learners>don't feel bad anymore
>>577475814Uma is healing...
577476113yeah g*ntildonna would be evil like this
>>577476051uh... okay?
>>577476087I love hags. I love gyarus. I love umas in bikinis. I need her so much.
>>577476179>>577476087>>577475814I LOVE OLDER WOMEN
I better see our fellow jpfags ace and win cms with her or they're fake and gay
>>577475814Whats her style late?
Who's the strongest front in CM18?
>>577476025
>>577476027Stop! You've violated the law!
>>577476179>ACTUAL PLATFORM HIGH HEELSOH MY FUCKING GOD MY DICK CAN'T TAKE IT
>>577476348Justice Shower
>>577476329VBourbon
>>577476337
>>577476162Nanamaino Namahamu: A curious little thing, a small horse that ran in a single local race, got injured, and then euthanized, right there in their first race. Tanuki fans, upon finding out about it, made an OC out of him entirely as a way of remembering this small, obscure little horse. Nanamaino Namahamu is a curious thing, she is depicted as a small child Umamusume with brown hair, a yellow hat and a blue dress, never shown racing, just hanging out and having fun as a kid. There are two common settings for her so to speak, one that depicts her as being taken care of not by Special Week, but by Login Campaign, a nickname given to a Special Week artwork featured in a Granblue Fantasy collaboration that mistakenly drew her tail as being white rather than brown. Or settings where is taken care of by an Illusion OC version of Almond Eye that was made before Almond Eye became an official character.
>>577476017Nanamaino Namahamu a horse that sadly couldn't finish his debut race and got euthanized on the spot, the community liked the name since his name meant 7 slices of ham i believe
>>577476292brace yourselfmedium pacevery original, I know
>>577476515>>577476541oh damn, that actually is sad as fuck. normally when people say "you're gonna cry" it isn't much, but damn... rip to the little homie. that's really fucked up actually.
>>577476683Cant go wrong with the classics
>>577476110I litterally dont see a way how im must get more skills, im sp let first and second i dont have theminb4 do loooooppiinng
>>577470767hmm
>>577476329Bobo and Shart Falcon
>>577476686
>>577476686The horse IRL was also the son of Espoir City and grandson of El Condor Pasa, it really sucks and always makes me hope horses running are always safe in the end, also sucks their anatomy makes them glass cannons
>>577476686I told you bwo
>>577476479>>577476337>>577476025No thanks
>>577476262>>577476179She's a middle schooler
>>577476912
>>577476912It is fate. You cant escape your destiny.
>>577476860that is a cute tanuki critter>>577476886damn, he had some pedigree too? even more fucked up.>>577476910yeah... you did. (micromanko)
>>577476281>medium pace chaser with no innate accelYeah she's dead out of the gate
>>577476972>my danchou when I tell him im going on vacation next week
>>577476886it's nice that he can continue to be remembered in this small way. I like that aspect of umamusume.
>>577476960Not for long
I will be running triple front form CM18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ol-Hhj6hLFM
>>577477173I was considering that too but I don't have vbourbon so I might do double front + xoguri
>>577476997
>>577477139That's true
>>577476789Unfortunately, yeah. Looping is the answer. Not only you want your skills to have 4~max hint levels if possible, you need more general good skills like THH, slipstream, racing stamina, ignite SPD/PWR etcIt's not an easy task I know
>>577474387>https://poal.me/bhsv6rKitasan wants you to lay down so she can lift you up with it.
>>577477252she looks ugly
>>577476980That's just repeated rape and a shotgun wedding.
>these stupid glassescertified hag coded
>>577477252how gracious
>>577476281ooofsomeone at cygays must really like boyumas
>>577476972>>577476980Oh yea?7 and I dodge Fuku!
I need to start tanking my winrate in cms onward because I always get placed around 14k and lose just because I have a 80-90% wr.
>>577477309Bwoo... it's look like cm16 was easiest for me, and next cms are gonna be hardBecause i got to A finals 3rd, and on CM17 i dont think i get there bwo
>>5774774727 and you train Fuku right now, 4 and I never train Fuku again, anything else and the thread is lightly toasted
>>577477595I can't train Fuku right now anyway, I'm doing a Rickey run for the Dirt trial.7 and Rickey is better than Fuku4 and I cancel my Rickey run for Fuku0 and we kill ourselves
>>577477552just win your 14k lobbies
>>577477338Rice baby would NOT say this.
>lose CM>shit ass game>whatever we go nextName for this illness
Moshi moshi
>>577477707you look ugly
>>577477707no Rice would say that, not even a RiceVillain.
>>577477689>MR CheeseBurger
>>577477552My 14k lobby was not particularly challenging
>>577477762Sirius WOULD say this because she's evil.
>>577477552i got 14k with 61% lmao
>>577477309i melt like this
>>577477584Better parents to borrow will eventually come up now that mediumslop is over and people will start to work on it. From there you can try build your own parentsWhat I usually do is borrow a really good legacy to use as GP for my parents (don't look for the borrow as a whole but only the legacy) and build up from thereI really don't think your umas are lacking statwise (maybe a little more wit could help), you just need to work on skills
>>577477827Absolutely! She's siriusly evil!
>>577477552winrate tanking doesn't do anything
>>577473206It depends on the card, not the scenario. For example, fronts have until Bourbon Wit to decide if they want to commit. While Late is fucked, not having Wit Natie and having to borrow it hinders your deck potential by a lot.
how many songs should i be getting per concert?
>>5774779834
>>577477552I've had 13k lobbies at 60% winrate and 9k lobbies at 85% bwo. Just give up on understanding how lobby sorting works.
Vodka my love....
>>577478001is there a reason for 4 what about 3 and carry over?
>blossom*1aggghhhhhhhh I should clank her more but she's looking good enough......
>>577478043Uokka...
Vodka my HATE
and i won fuck you gaslightsers there were 0 nice natties
>>577477983Depends on what songs you're actually getting. 3 TE songs + 1 specialty priority is better than having 4 event chain songs + 1 TE song
>>577478129My Lobby had 2 Neichas but my team was overstammed so it did nothing anyways
>>577478063bear in mind that I only manually played GL twice so I may not be the best source of info but 20 songs are needed for the good ending, you need 4 songs for each of the 5 concerts
My chud son is...pretty?!
>>5774779833, except s4 where you get like 10. You can do 4 on season 1 too if you need to get a +1 stat early due to uma growth or deck.
>>577477743@umagrok explain it
>>577478223Nerds cannot be loved.
>>577477936Wish we had 10 borrow limit bwoBut yeah i will try to make Yukino good first, then Suzuka
>>577478213I thought it was 18 songs
>>577478290Godspeed, anon
>>577478305that's why I added a disclaimer at the beginning so that I won't be held much contempt for spreading misinformation
>>577475176>>577475312I'll only comment on Suzy since I don't know pace at all. You only have 1 green and failed the Early Lead wit check so no Groundwork. Speaking of Early Lead it needs to be TTL; this is mile, you don't have time to catch up from 2nd/3rd. 0LB Maru doesn't have her unique effect, so no TE; crystal it or bench it. Honestly, borrowing it at MLB is probably better than Taiki. ECP is not a good parent; only one blue and zero pinks are contributing. You have 1/2 TP and 5 borrows a day, do independent careers and start snowballing good white sparks. Start with Groudwork. Last thing is that fronts live or die off of strong midrace and Suzy just doesn't have enough stuff. More velocity skills. Breed good borrowed parents into your bloodline. Breed good scenario skills like Racing Spirit Power into your bloodline. If you're committed to fronts I think you have a good general idea of what to do, you just need to lay some more groundwork with better parent breeding.
>>577465014HISHIAMA SEXOOO
>>577478213Fucking HAGImas has some seriously great hags though. And that one is more Maruzensky with her forever 17 thing.
>>57747830518 songs for the special concert, 20 songs for gold skill
>>577477983anyone who tells you x number of songs is retarded by the way. 15 TE, 2SP, 3SP, and 55 TE are the only things that you need to remember
I finally have a parent that's decent enough for people to borrow.
It's funny how literally no one will pull Cingrayguri in global now that we know how much of a fraud she is
lazy chads looks like we beat everyone including tryhards
>>577478529i want to rape happy meek
>>577477439rip
>>577478498but isnt it better to get more songs per concert to prune them out
>>577478550lol this guy must be malding right now
>>577478583kek what a loser evil kwab
>>577478541It's a lame alt honestlyHer model looks too big-headed, kinda off and rushed
>>577478417Bwo on this site it shows i procked groundwork>Concentration>Ignited spirit Wit>Dodging dangerThey all proc it> 0LB Maru doesn't have her unique effect, so no TE;Wait really?!! Let me double check it
>>577478583At least her Christmas alt is OP for long
>Didn't pay too much attention to what I should roll for during release>Just rolled for Opera O because I like her>Also got Rice and Spe within the same sixty rolls or however many it was>Used my launch day 3* selector on Taiki>Bought the 3* make debut ticket, got Teio>Bought the SSR make debut ticket, got guts Spe SSR>Got a second Taiki from the launch celebration 3* make debut ticket>Got a second guts Spe SSR from the launch celebration SSR make debut ticket>At this point I started hoarding my carats for Kitasan banner, assuming I'd probably get some decent SSR/SRs in the process>Dumped all my carats and spent some money to spark twice but only pulled one Kita, leaving me with a 2LB Kitasan, but MLB'd Satono SSR in the process, to my frustration>Didn't get a single FM, Super Creek, Bakushin, or any of the other SSRs that were useful at launch/still useful now, but MLB'd guts Spe SSR somehow and pulled one copy of a few of the other guts SSRs and a couple random power SSRs that have never been relevant or useful>Had to pass on the Super Creek banner due to expending all of my carats and not wanting to spend more money>Doto banner arrives>I roll because Doto cute>Got Doto and summer Spe in the same ten roll, but other than that I only rolled dupes>Dump all my carats and some money on the Natie SSR banner thinking that maybe I could take some steps towards unbricking my account>Only pulled one Natie, had to spark for the second, only other SSRs I pulled were a sixth guts Spe, some other useless guts cards, and one or two random one ofs that aren't good for anything>Half anni arrives>Bought the 3* make debut ticket, got Maruzenksy>Bought the SSR make debut ticket, got my seventh guts Spe SSR>Used my half anni celebration mission SSR selector and uncap crystal on Kitasan>Rejoice that I now have MLB Kita after months of coping
It's funny how Light Hello exposed that Uma global community is just as horny as the usual gacha fandom. All it takes is just one curved woman who is officially an adult.
ok bro
>>577478746the safe horny uma for the sexually frustrated
>>577478129I had one but it didn't matter, 783 stam and a gold pulled through.
>>577478720>Dumped 130 rolls on Digitan, didn't get her, only got Narita Taishin and more dupes>December rolls around>Got guts Ikuno Dictus SSR from the game awards SSR ticket>Dumped 100 rolls on the Dober banner, didn't get Dober, only Seiun Sky and a couple dupes>Natie SSR banner rerun, decide that I should try to MLB it in preparation for MANT>Use up all my carats, only gets me 100 rolls>Didn't get a single SSR>Final day of the banner rerun>Begrudgingly open my wallet>150 rolls without any SSRs>On roll 160 I finally get one Natie>About to fork over more of my hard-earned cash so I can at least spark for 3LB Natie>As I'm about to roll the banner changes to the Fuku/Vega banner>Realize that I had mistaken the timezone listed on the banner>160 rolls down the drain>At this point I had spent nearly $400 for 2LB Natie>Can feel my sanity slipping away and contemplate quitting the game but decide to just suck it up>Dump my carats on the Nishino wit banner for reasons I can't remember>140 rolls without a single SSR, only get one Nishino wit on roll 150>Freak the fuck out and quit playing the game
>>577478767Your ass belongs to her now.
>>577478746>older woman>curves>office ladyThey brought it upon themselves.
>if you're a pacechud you're forced to play these charactersSeems very limited for me.
>>577478708You need to proc it on time though. If you fall behind other fronts on a mile you're cooked.
>>577478823>Log back in when Ines Fujin's banner goes up and use the free carats I had amassed in my absence>Was 80 rolls, if I remember right>Didn't get Ines Fujin, only another Opera dupe>Get mad again>Have now returned to the game>Use the mission SSR selector on Natie because what else am I going to use it on>Play for a bit, have fun, decide to buy the 3*/SSR make debut tickets>Get my fifth Rice dupe and a Daitaku Helios power SSR dupe>Have now gotten Five Taikis, five Rice Showers, four Spes, four Operas, three Teios, three Suzukas>Still without a single Creek or FM>Don't have Tachyon or Maru speed SSRs>Can't even borrow them because Light Hello is mandatory for this scenario and I obviously do not have her>Because of my fucked uma rolls I don't have almost any of the desirable parents except Seiun Sky>Already missed the two characters I had wanted most, but at least I can look forward to Ruby and Sunday>But oh right, I also need to save for Ramonu witCould someone call John Cygames and ask him to uncurse my account? I enjoy playing this game but at this point it feels like my account is in a permanently unfixable state. Knowing my luck I will get hosed on the Ramonu banner, and probably won't get lucky with Ruby either. In hindsight I could have made smarter rolling decisions, but when your account feels disadvantaged from the start, in both uma and supports, you feel compelled to try to unbrick your account through luck and occasionally money.
>>577478767Sprints are about acceleration.
>>577478906ugly cute cute cuteugly ugly cute CUTE cute cutecute cute cute yeppers cute CUTE
I can't decide if I want to run my End Hog with Flower, Taishin, or Seiun + Bourbon next CM
why pace nishino shilled over late gawds?
>>577478541>anime Oguri doesn't play any of her songs after using her unique like McQueen and TeioIt's shit and lazy
>>577475537Being the only front and a runaway at that is just asking to gaped
>>577478906>Boohoo wa wa I need to inherit one fucking skill from sparksYou should switch to frontrunners for a while.>>577478767You know what's funny? She probably pushed up into first and whiffed her ult because she was so much stronger than the mob umas.
I need to have sex.
>>577478906taiki's head on event is locked behind mutating her into a medium uma and running 5 optional races
>>577479037He isn't a runaway.
>>577479086You better be running her next cm or you don't deserve her
>>577478767
>>577479086>wearing platform high heels>while in a bikiniwhat is her plan here?
>>577478906Pearl can't be cuter than Fuji bro let's be real
>>577478906Tachyon gives you Head on hints gwocho
>>577479112aren't you supposed to mutate her anyway because of how good the stat gain is on her secret event as it scales off RB?
>>577479086Bratty>>577479163Its fashion
>>577479196>a bunch of ugly boys and Daiwa
>>577479086Did Cygames turned Almond Eye into a panties
>>577479185>Pearl>is with her retarded antics most of the time>is with Fuku and Windy to spread their bullshit>granny trying to connect with the kids>cutemeanwhile Fuji>tits out>will rape youget that whore away from me
>wonder why tracking for event isn't going up>forgot that sprint races existShiraoki-sama gives her hardest battles to her most retarded soldiers
>start up auto run before bed>end up bedrot doomscrolling>finally convince myself to stop, mainly because to tired to hold up phone anymore>didn't start timer because I didn't plan to be awake anywhere near when it would be finished, but here we are>boot into the game to check how long is left>never started the run apparentlyWell, goodnight.
>>577479086This is just lingerie???
>>577479384ANONSTART THE RUN BEFORE BEDDANCHUD WILL CRY IF YOU DON'T
>>577479027they also scammed you by releasing stego right after people dumped 30k for that brick
>>577478916first, stop spending everything on banners you don't have enough for a sparksecond, only spend money when you are 100% sure you can spark, the whole Nice Nature story even I felt pain hearing missing like thatthird, use this as an opportunity to play more flexible, you got SSRs that are not meta but can be used to get skills, create different parenting and have different strategies on races, yes it will not be huge numbers like everybody else does but you will be surprised how well some things just works under the radar, and rng also helps a lotand finally, this is a game in the end of the day, have fun and enjoy the stories, the girls and the random bullshit the game can throw, just forget meta, forget CMs, pick open leagues just for the heck of it, and enjoy the ride
Hey guys check out my Daiwa!
>>577478681Do Bright and Tamamo ever interact in game? Haven't seen anything in global
you wouldn't get aroused by this umamusume (middle schooler) (King Halo's junior) (Almond Eye's mother)
>1/18378Met this colossal monster in the FinalIf it wasn't for Front Dom I would've had a very low chance of winning. Backliner XOguri is where it's at.
>>577479452Well that's heavily implied
>>577479469is that for fishing?
>>577479086>red ribbon on a mare means she's a kickerdon't sexually harass the hag
>>577464780Only because pearl has a reallyELONGATEDhead
>>577479558Yeah so is Gold Ship and I tanked it
>>577478906Mayano Top Gun is the only one I need.
>>577479523>18378pls be a whale
>>577479558>Pink ribbon means mare in heat
>>577479545YES! And it just caught a (You)
>>577463878I love all hags and hag-adjacent umas, but Pearl isn't doing it for me for some reason.
>>577478567aoi...
>>577479697I deserve that
>>577464329Winning with a (slightly) non-meta uma with an inconsistent ass unique is based. You are a faggot for disliking this victory.
Clankers will take your job and there's nothing you can do about it
My trainee wont stop sexually harassing me despite knowing it makes me uncomfortable, when will trainers get rights?
>>577479713Her design has chainsmoker aura.
>>577479713Haven't seen her full story, but my impression from events and cards is that she's Maruzensky from Temu.
>>577464329>marked
>>577478746I will impregnate both her and my trainees
Someone post the condition: employed image please
>>577479793>he doesn't have a chainsmoker hag fetish
>>577479892
>>577465208The game threw me a pity lobby B finals. Won, but didn't taste as sweet as CM16 plat against whale Xogs.
>>577479937I'm a NEET and my mood is great all the time
>>577479713
they need to make the foreign horses from CinGray trainable in game. they all have such kino designs
>>577479980How do you get money though?
i love this girl>>577479930smoking is grossi like the smell of cigs and tobacco though
>>577479937Thanks bwo
>>577479670what did Golshi mean by this
bwos are we using overseer?
I still do not understand what the numbers mean
>>577479996Money isn't an issue why do you think I'm a NEET
>>577479669I'm not a heavy spender. Just happened to do a decent meta read.
>>577480061using a closed source cheating toolnot even oguricap.jpg would recommend using it
>>577480006Try pipe or cigar. You don't inhale you just puff and enjoy the flavor and scent. Even people who don't smoke don't mind if I'm puffing some vanilla or one of my english blends nearby.>t. pipesmoker
>>577480006Understandable. I hate the taste of coffee but love the smell of it.
>>577479464>first, stop spending everything on banners you don't have enough for a sparkWell it's not like it was ever my intention to roll on banners without enough for a spark. I hadn't planned to roll for Digitan, but I ended up really liking her so I said fuck it, maybe I'll get lucky, or maybe I'll get some of the other uma I had to skip. By the time Dober's banner had rolled around I was in freak the fuck out mode. Up to that point, both my support and uma rolls had been abysmal. I had been losing CMs and had way worse uma than some of my luckier/whale club members despite spending way more time and effort on the game. I knew that I was going to need Dober in the future, and with the various upcoming uma/support banners it was unclear when or if I'd be able to get her, so it became another Digitan situation where I just dumped what I had in the hopes of getting her, or at least an uma I like, or could be used in the future. As for Ines Fujin's banner, she was uma I had wanted most since day one, so I only logged back in on the off chance that I were lucky enough to get her with the free carats I had accumulated. I really didn't have any plans to actually come back to the game, so when I used up all my free carats and only got a single Opera dupe I kinda didn't care. By that point it had been a couple months since I had last played and fully felt that my account was bricked so it kinda didn't even bother me anymore. I had no intention of ever playing the game again. Even when I reinstalled a few days ago I didn't think I'd actually pick the game back up, but I've been having fun playing the new scenario so whatever. Hopefully my Ramonu rolls will go much better than my previous support rolls. My account can't stay cursed forever, right...?
>>577480053The TV anime is so much better once you get all the horse racing inside jokes.
>>577480093>end xogalways the secret boss of medium CM, congrats on the plat metabwo
>>577480135I LOVE OLDER WOMEN
564 dominator niggers getting impaled never soon enough
>>577479523>They even put hesitant pacers on their aceyeah that's too spooky for me
>>577479937I like these Tachyon edits
>>577480216good thing I'm a double 564 murmurGOD
>>577480135I feel like you care about this game enough to watch a 20 minute video or two. You need to watch a guide on pull planning if you want to have a chance at ever unbricking.
>>577480123i refuse>>577480242mystery uma R...
>Light Hello and Tachyon are in the top 2 of nearly every test usage
>>577480304someone post the clip of tachy getting fus ro dah'd
>>577480369Ok this is so fucking sexy wtff
>>577480093Can you still somehow proc uma2 as end?
>>577480105are there any open source cheating tools
>>577480369makku would never let you wear condos
>The scenario card is at the top of the scenario's test?!?! WTF
>>577480397>check leaderboard>/uma/ club representingnice
>>577480369yeah i would eat mcqueef
>>577480524post bakushin1
I forgot that Bobo's career is a humiliation ritual
>>577480524The two scenario cards actually
>7thname a more underrated card in the game
>>577480625Tachyon is a 3 scenario card if you run pace THOUGH
>>577480552the bakushin files...
>>577480632>21>7 times 3 equals 21>777uhhhhhh bros?
>>577480632Thats all auto
Is each point of speed above the 1200 cap effectively half as effective?
>>577480193Thanks. It worked extremely well in CM17, much more than CM15. I don't think I'll even find a strat that counters the meta so hard like this. >>577480438Yes. There are very few fronts, and debuffers will fall back. End XOguri was able to be in position to hit MPB and U=ma2 most of the time. Keep in mind that this is facilitated by Front Dom slowing the Pace Chasers down. Pic is data for Round 2. I actually lost a race in Round 1 because I couldn't activate u=ma2 due to being in 2nd place.
>>577479002She has all the right skills, though camp taiki is way better imo cause she can borrow nishino wit
>>577480745Such is the power of Shiraoki
>>577480632>super creek this highI don't think I ever used her since Aoharu
>>577480552
>>577479469>A whooping MSRP of 2000 Dollarinos for the smallest modelPerfect This will come in handy for my blue gill setup
>>577480832holy fucking shit what a throwback
>>577480632>20% of all runs are autos borrowing fuku>20% of all runs (possibly overlapping with fuku) are autos farming stam sparks
WHAT THE FVCK???HOW DID I WINNED?
>>577480987if losingwin
>>5774808323 careers later and nothing changed
>>577480987Pasa better be the one singing Ms. Victoria
>>577480804She's one of the best cards if you wanna hit 1100 stamina with auto
>>577480987why is the 1st text suspiciously close to the umanko?
>>577480832I hope we get the original (2nd?) broken version of DYI (?) for a bit where the best strat was to run 5 speeds and hit fat rainbows to raise every stat
>>577480987you beliefed yourself
>>577481120>brokenwhat did they do to gimp it
>>577480967>cunny attackI think I like Teio now...
>>577480987
i have 100% plat winratei only played in 4 CMs
>>577481294fat fuck
>>577481172uoh
1 cm closer to brown
mr cheese burger
>>577481542boyuma sex
So now that the dust has settled, was dirt cm really that bad?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZLal99vuaUmany baby tanukis
>>577481604thats a girluma
>>577481259buffed the mega training you can do based on how many different kinds of rainbows you have instead of just the number of rainbows
I haven't trained an uma manually in 2 weeks
>>577478541I will. Stego too.
>>577481172is nishino old enough to get pregnant
>>577481808I made my aces and went right back to looping
>>577480524>Fuku>ThroneWe are all clanking, gang.
>>577478541I will because I unironically like the pigger
>>577481880She IS cuteIt's not her fault cygames so fundamentally fucked up her christmas alt balancing.
>>577481808last time I made a manual uma was on august 4th, only to have a full team for random CM18 rooms
>>577481823she is very precocious
>>577481729uh so you would get more from having 2 rainbows in each rather than 10 in speed alone?
>>577478541she'll get her pot 7 in a month or two trustpart of the arrangement with jra is that oguri isn't allowed to be bad
should I buy them?
>>577481935evil cheval
>>577478541>UltraRound Falcon SSHOEH
>>577482036My problem with this type of merch is that it takes way too much space.
>>577482036Yes
>>577482064Licking Seiun's fingies
>>577477252Is her little ribbon made of ham?
abusing dantsu flame with intermittent periods of kindness
>>577478541Tarumae... is strong?
>run going smooth as butter>game decides to fail you on 8% setting you back two turns leading you to snowball into not having enough good boy points for the concertAwesomeI swear the failure rate for this scenario is doubled
Umamusume
If only I was a Japanese man living near Hakodate racecourse, I could see Yanko and receive fan-service everyday
>>577481808Why was the pic you posted a snipping tool screenshot of a part of the comic with the hover to read translation text boxes still there
>>577482217Her summer outfit is really good for dirt yeah.No autistic green hunting like Rickey for the same output but she also is a pace so she can take advantage of all the modern pace cards.
>>577482237
>>577482272>news articles about itI am expecting an event in Yanko's career with Panja Tower
>>577482291my semen on boy belly
>>577479027I only just realized yellow Falco also plays her song when ult
>>577482120fat fuck
>>577479027more like Oguri is soulless
>>577478541>OG Taiki still in S after all those yearsthe mightiest miler...
>>577479027owari da...
>>577482416Say that one more time...
>>577482429if boy why sexy and erotic
sex with fat
Post something cute
>join a mile cm test room>see this>he wonbros? is there something I should know?
>>577482596I need to know why Mirako is popular with chinese artists
>>577482625guts god
>>577482647enough fat to feed a starving peasant family
>>577482625you should know that half the playerbase will be entering auto-generated umas>but it doesn't have the epithetsee above
>>577482495lardass
>>577482605
>Mirako hours
raping mirako after she skips stamina training
>>577482730Symboli Kris Cute
>>577482110they do, I already have mambo and oguri tooI was thinking of buying them and storing them instead of displaying>>577482120I think I will, gonna go back tomorrowwhat's that kind of plush called? they look cute
>>577480761basedi think i lost to you once in a random room or round 1
>>577482698>>577482429>>577482291Sliding my cock inside Sei's boy umanko (casually)
>>577482625>is there something I should know?yesnone of this mattersthere are no "mandatory" skills or "mandatory" stat thresholdsyou've been DUPED by sloptubers and sweatsyou can win with anything
>>577482835
>>577482845I want a fusu to sleep on my lap while I give her pets
>>577482921
>>577482914why are her eyes like that
>>577482975evil creature
This mile CM is a free for allGoodluck
>>577482914Brown...it looks like its very good for me.
someone host a room... pls..
>>577483028>>577483028>>577483028Bread
You know toreina being canonically bald makes me feel slightly better about my own norwood
>>577482914December cant come soon enough.
>>577483031roomshambles
>>577482998Like what?
>>577482975the weak fear the fusu
Doto got a new home
>>577483045nice link to the previous thread, retard
>>577482848>what's that kind of plush called?These are Mochidoru plushies they're fat and squishable and really cute, they have more mass than Kurypan
>>577482298it is not snipping tool
>>577481823
>>577482367best looking kfc interior I've ever seen
so what's the meta for the next cm
>>577483838your oshi is c-tiermine is S
>>577483908
>>577484002is coffee with breast milk good for you
what makes spechud meta in the upcoming long cm?
>>577466402Nishino's steamy post-race heels
