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this is your localizer, say something nice about her
any of you girls running Curren this CM? her unique works
Ramonu HATE
Mayano is dangerous....
>
None of you know English
>>577578598she would NEVER do this btw
My love for Luna has been mogged by this lad
i speak context chud
>>577578797In-fucking-credible.
>>577578465i thought she had a mole but it was just a stain on my monitor
>>577578892matingpress
>play some test runs>end xoggy does well(?) kinda>but doesn't feel strongI like cappu but I like her more when she's oppressively good... last CM winning by 8L or 10L was pure uma sex...
>>577578417Another fine addition to my collection
>>577578510the smaller ra still counts
>>577579045I AM TIRED OF LOOKING AT HER LEGS
I'm ready for evil uma forma spooky next week.
>>577578781Doto saggers
>>577579262have you tried not running her?
Bought cheap carats... Am I fucked or can I email support with a sob story since I never charged back anything for one time mercy?
>>577579331lmao
>>577579331LOL what are you doing nigga
>see some guys last thread talking about zodiac signs>i claim "the umas that share my sign are now my wives">first one i see is sirius>it's dog yearGuess we were meant to be...
>>577579331lolrofl perhapsalways makes me laugh that the guy with his name all over the carat calculator shills these scams
>>577579394I’m a brokie and wanted to whale!!
>>577579331should've botted and cheated instead, they'll never ban those :^)
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/148273275
>>577579331>forced F2P for trying to save a few buckslol
>>577579331at least they didn't take the carats back and send you in the negatives
>>577579627Legit I would take negative carats if they lift the ban.
>>577578465BOURBON IS SAYING MASTERTHEY ALL SAY CHRISTMASI'M GONNA PUNCH YOU!
>>577579331email them and blame sloptubers for promoting the scamyou're a victim
>>577579734i'm not religious at all, i don't care about the "war on christmas" shit, but you can hear them say KURISUMASU, what the fuck else is it?
Why did Cygays do a 360 and release a sexy swimsuit alt instead of another burqa alt
>>577578465she looks weak to anal
>>577579734Shut up retard
>>577579331Did you use one of those site and cancelled mid-purchase?
>>577579856Tap Dance City is... hot?
>>577579848they saw /uma/ clowning on bright's burqa
Can't believe Mihono Bourbon is used goods... I thought the clanker is pure...
>>577579670he isn't banned he just can't buy stuff ingame with money
>>577579856I thought tap dance wore glasses is this an UMA GASLIGHT
>>577579331based idiot
>>577579834I would tell you which holiday they'd namedrop 100% of the time and single it out if it was the case it is mentioned in the original translationBut I don't want to... Spoonfeed jew
SHE was cosplaying Rudolf again and was very excited that a foreigner asked for one of everything. I am never financially recovering from this.
>>577579856where are her pants
>>577579968Pandora looks and acts like the type of uma to actually enroll in Tracen just to find a husband.
>>577579957rice VILLAIN says this
>>577580094And that husband is me.
>>577580078Why don't you take a photo of that cosplayer? Booth cosplayer are supposed to be photographed for promotion afterall
>>577580078that's a lot of lunas
>>577580151Anon was shy.
>>577580151Come in person if you want to see her :)
>>577580151He's keeping them for himself
>>577580078LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>577580078the person on the right has the autism posture
>>577580078wtf that artist is a woman???
>>577579627it would be funny if cygays started sending people into carat debt over these shady sites and forced you to buy them back in order to play the game normally like what happened in BA some months ago
my spechud is 5% stronger thanks to this one wit card trick!CM18 room847635058476350584763505
>>577578353Curren's actually a good girl, look at her quiver!
>>577580281Yeah that was the artist/cosplayer.
>>577579331>he bought carats from chinks
>>577579331even leddit is smarter than youhttps://www.reddit.com/r/UmamusumeGame/comments/1vmnu9w/do_not_use_lootbarcom/
>>577580353> Kyoto turf...anon
>>577580531what a weird mistakeCM18 room, proper timezone721486587214865872148658
>>577578353I HATE CURREN
>>577580078Is it this artist?
>>577579331>he fell for it
Laurel waiting room
>>577580684*coughs blood*so it's that bad...let's try again429421714294217142942171
>>577579331There's whole discords full of people who got hit by a warning, and a small subset who got the full purchase ban if they bought on the 12th where the warnings were rolling out so the next purchase immediately got them their second strike.
>>577580989hi yuribro
>>577581072>triple front with no Suzuka
>>577581072>*coughs blood*that's my gimmick
>>577581139/bag/ is down the hall & to the left
>>577581223he always does this
>>577580291I had the same reaction, I discovered it when she said she felt like a wall, just watching the romance between Rudolf and her trainer
>>577581223You mean a normal Suzu or a Runaway? Runaway felt worse than 3 normal Fronts
>>577581316?
>>577581229>>577581072*falls on knees and cryes*I will blame triple fronts on paces not working, thanks for joining.
>>577581092>>577580480>>577579331Tell me why I'm still safe. I've use l***bar for months
>>577581515wait do one more i want to try some different versions
It seems the word on @VF discord is to use 2 Dominators, and then lose the roomEvery faggot I see is using this comp
Frontkeks...
>>577579331
Is Digitan good for CM18?
>>577581571ogey227378952273789522737895
>>577581515If you wanna host again to test no Fronts I won't join
>>577581674Is Digitan's tummy good for kisses?
>>577581564probably just luck of the draw as to what stolen cards started charge backs and you got lucky in that the ones they used for yours didn't start chargebacks yet
>>577580841That's idonum, this was Narusawa. I bought a ton from idonum and Narusawa last time, this time I went broke after Narusawa's booth.>>577581415She's very adorable and autistic (last part is a default setting for Japanese cosplayers/artists). Her bf/husband/booth handler was very nice too and spoke broken English back to me after I spoke broken Japanese to him. Don't let others fool you artists here love it if you even try.
>>577581731that would be gay, you can't just ask people on your CM finals to not use fronts
next jiggumshttps://jiggie.fun/5JuxcO>https://jiggie.fun/5JuxcOhttps://jiggie.fun/5JuxcO>https://jiggie.fun/5JuxcOhttps://jiggie.fun/5JuxcO
>>577581564the guy they stole the cards to buy carats with hasn't filled a chargeback yet so you're safe
I tried to train Rice, but there's no way it's possible to win Tenno Sho Sping and not overstam her for this cm
>>577581720our third seems to have dipped...
>>577581564In the case of the discord carat market I am aware of, the supplier was someone looking to exchange large amounts of steam funds for real money so setting up an operation where you take people's money to buy them stuff with steam funds is a good plan, but valve eventually caught on and annihilated the account and charged back purchases it made. No idea what the business model for lootbar is like in comparison, as far as I'm aware they only deliver iOS carats.
>>577581720need one more anon
>>577581564I bought from them twice. After that I started just going through google play because LB was a hassle to use. no warnings on me yet
>>577579331On the plus side you can't spend any more money on this kusoge
>>577581840I don't think there will be lots of Fronts next CM so it's fair to not wanna do a test race in a more Front heavy lobby
>>577581989So just like the past mile CMs?
So lets get this straight>Paceblossom mandatory, angling highly recommended for hog dom rooms, pump maybe worth it for 6 front rooms.>Late/EndOYL/spurt, lightning surge, and pump mandatory, tracen cheer for front heavy rooms, blossom highly reccomended for hog dom rooms.Am I missing anything / overcomplicating things?
>>577581720spe....>>577582261fair enough, front mains are indeed rare
>>577582532>my fuarking unity cm16 taiki actually took one
>>577582532>front mains are indeed rarefirst time in /uma/?
My trainer started coughing up blood...
> tfw Nakayama actually worksNice
>parent run gives 1* sparks>ace run gives me 3* sparksThis stupid game
Fuji Kiseki
>>577581838>jp artists>autistic cinammon rolls that want to get by and expand the horizons of their fantasies>westerner artist>this character is literally ME and all the characters in this franchise are ME and they're all trans and autistic and if you don't hire me you're a bigot racist trump supporter and you should be killed so hire me or die (comms closed now on bsky)
>>577582657Cafe's miler son...Red Desire's brother from another mother...
>>577579331What's crazy is I got this message too and after emailing support, they accused me of purchasing from lo*tbar when I never even went to their site before.
>>577582919Lewding Red Desire in front of Cafe
>>577583025maybe your card got stolen/cloned
>>577582883Nah it's more like>comms 0/3 on tyranny.bsky.app
>>577583056
>>577582467Spurt and Tracen Cheer are a little late, but if you're doing that, you may as well add Plancha for paces. other than that, seems fine, I think you should be trying to fit in some final straight skills, things like Pulse, Homestretch Haste/In Body and Mind if you're running Brian or Spe, and RS: Stamina if you're committed for that spark.
>>577579181Falco is not a size queen
>>577581989It's just how it is. You're gonna have to bring stam sparks and run her as late surger for tenno spring. She can usually luckshit a win on like 500 stam as late.The alternative is to use vamp rice who wins easy, and her unique is now midrace velocity. The downside being she doesn't get determined descent, but straight descent is good enough if you can spark/lesson it.
>>577579181
>>577583056I want to lewd Cafe's friend in front of Red
>3 minutes>no new postdeader than pearl's banner
>>577583135if you're an end closer that isn't named oguri cap, spurt and cheer are pretty necessary. If you don't land 6th for pump, even with a perfect lightning surge, you get full value out of both spurt and cheer.
Jordan sex!
>>577583727>WE NEED FAST THREADS I DON'T HAVE A JOB I NEED TO CONSTANTLY MONITOR A THREAD NON STOP UPDATING UHHH IT'S BEEN 5 SECONDS WITH NO UPDATE I MUST POST THIS FANART UH OH BROS THE BLUE ARCHIVE IS FASTER BETTER POST PORN FUCK FUCK FUCK WE'RE ONLY HITTING UNDER 50 PPM (Post Per Minute) *checks the 4chan stats website* FUCK FUCK FUCK WE'RE ONLY THE THIRD FASTEST THREAD LET ME POST A BAIT I KNOW I'LL POST CLUB DRAMA OR THREAD DRAMA FUCK I NEED TO COLLECT MY AUTISMBUX TO PAY THE PHONE BILL SO I CAN SAMEFAG WE NEED TO GO FASTER AAAAAAAAA fuck off
>>577582883>jp artists>Make a T-head or OC Trainer just for ship art with their favorite Umamusume>western "artist">"Still in Love's trainer abused and sexually assaulted her, now here's my art of Daiwa abusing Vodka"
>>577583727I'm making dinner for my family piss off
>>577583727it's like 1AM tho
>>577582883get off twitter you stupid faggot. Somehow dumbasses like you never realize you're fnding the people you're describing BECAUSE YOU'RE LOOKING FOR THEM.
>>577583764and how do you plan to proc surge?
any cool comiket uma stuff?
>>577584026obviously by being lucky on downhill mode
>>577578465The jewish warriors (IDF) in the front, the jewesses (localizers) in the back
>>577583829That's illegal
>>577584080understandable
>>577584026pass a debuffer. They're all like 1400 wit they pace up like crazy. Last CM I was overtook by a front debuffer rudolf with no midrace and denied angling. Biggest egg on my face of my life.That failing, I'll have my own late surger in the same boat that should be an overtake target.
>>577578353>3182>previous 3183take some time to look over these things before just pumping out doughy bread gwoski
>>577578797>no tanukiit's shit
>>577583829Making Jordan cum so hard she breaks her nails off clawing into my back.
>>577583471L-LAISU IS EVIL
>>577578797
>>577584450This is evil?
>>577581838>NarusawaOh, was she just hanging out at Idonum's booth?
>>577584595Very evil.
>>577584570ZAMN
>>577584450Yeah...
>my trainer is alone on a Friday night
>>577578465>her
>>577584778How pathetic.
I really wish this general didn't shill LH so muchThis mode was meant to played without her support card to understand how it actually works. Now I feel like a retard that can't walk without a crutch
What's with the sudden rise of backliners in room matches? Do I really have to go 3 paces just so one of them can hit the accels?
>>577584006Yes, their ramblings are amusing, it's like snacking on little lolcows that eventually get shot by their own gunFunnier that most are troons too so the analogy is more apt than it should
>>577584926tf are you talking about, unity was ass w/o riko. LH is literally necessary by comparison and pals will remain that from now on cuz cyjew is cyjew
>twitter users in /uma/Grim...
I've got some free time if anyone is interested in an unprompted comfy hours hunger games sim?
>>577585179>he doesn't know
>>577585206Do it
>>577585206sure why not
it's actually insane how mad some people get about the helios slang
>>577584926you've got it backwards bro, it's just like Unity. you start with the support card so you can learn the scenario with training wheels on and then drop it for a better card once you're skilled enough to not need it anymore.
>>577585403>skilledyou mean once you have your own parents and can afford to glue 10 runs a day
>>577585051lolcows and dramafags do nothing for me so i can't understand getting enjoyment from such things. But i also despise faggots like who i responded to acting like every X is Y just so they can shit up whatever thread or comment section theyre in. So id really like if you killed yourself too
>>577585524me on the left
>>577584717You heard me with your giant fucking ears you dipshit. Put on the maid outfit and start dusting the house and stay leaning forward the whole time so your bare ass is exposed.
Please stop scaring me like that.
>>577585403do you not understand how big lh's tokens are you retard. Not even fatass whales ever dropped riko
>>577585461>angry fencesitterJust admit you're mentally ill and I hit a nerve and go on with your life. This place is literally made for shitposting and you're taking it too seriously
>>577585339What I am mad about is Keiba erasure because the translators can't bother to look things up
>highest highroll of my life>no mile Sfuck it I'm still running itespecially after getting mogged by med A 1400 speed umas last CM
>>577585767Skills matter more than statslop.
>>577585746For example?
>>577585248>>577585314Alright, let's get a list of contestants going for hunger games. We'll do same submission rules as last time.1. Send me a pic of your waifu (no overly nsfw please) and optionally provide a name.2. Uma must be in global as playable or support card or i'll ignore itLast time we got 36 umas entered since a lot of people submitted but we'll see how many we get this time.
Laisu is NOT EVIL
>>577585941no skills will make your 1200 spd/pwr shitter win against a 1500 speed 1400 pwr chad
>>577586047kita-chan
Comiket haul
>>577586047Rice HERO
>>577586047wei
>>577570530Running two fronts so I was thinking Pace Teio would often be out of position if I ever found other fronts (likely) and also be free Lightning Surge fodder for backliners
>>577585987Epithets (Maruzensky, Brian)Skill names ("Collaborative" Graded Races)
>>577586047TanukibabHer R guts card is in global
>>577586047Little Miss Rich
>>577585524
> Huh, what do you mean new rank? Second was A?Tfw I just trained a regular bobo instead of valentine bobo
>>577586047Odeko-chan
>>577586107Correct
Umatactics says to use a catapult suzuka built in URA with a keen eye, s golshi parent. Then the other two should be seiun and taiki.I mean its one thing you'll encounter an end closer Xoguri, but you have to remember that there will be a ton of nishinos and taikis, doesn't that mean that your entire wincon is Seiun, and if she whiffs literally ANYTHING its over? You are putting a lot of eggs into one basket only.
>>577585524I need umapyoi
>>577586047this >>577586443
>>577586047Fraudoli my Formuoli
>>577586471Runaways help paces too and Seiun can with another regular front
>>577585693She's not as mandatory as it was initially proposed. People made it seem like speed training only ever gave blue+red and wit training only ever gave purple+yellow and you needed light hello taps to raise pink, but that isn't reality. Yes there's a blue lean from speed and purple lean from wit, but a point balance is possible without her. Her real value is like Riko, 5 reliable mood boosting heals, and her biggest value is that her gold skill is way more powerful than riko's or tazuna's. Concentration was too expensive for URA SP gain and Rushing Gale was shit except the sprint gamba CM where no good accels worked. See Ya Later is fantastic and you can't really justify giving it up most of the time.I would maybe consider ditching her if you're on a 0 speed growth uma that needs to use a power card for a critical skill that you will lose if you don't have it.
>>577586047chopped gun as always
>>577586047EVIL HORSE
>>577586201nicesexy raisus
>>577586471That's why you run Taiki as a backup
>>577586047Dumb and Dumber
>>577586047straight uma
>>577586201Some Rice? Rudolfbro is based?
>>577586047THE ORB
>>577586047
>>577586731I'll accept it>>577586731Vodka is already in but i won't do two umas in one contestant>>577586743Not global bwo
>>577586840B-but Meteo-Right was posted on global account......
>>577586597but she can also serve as a pseudo rainbow token wise. She can save bad turns
1,000,000,000 children
>>577586912Sorry bwo but if we make exceptions it'd get too haywire, forgive me
>>577586840instructions unclear. if vodka+scarlet duo okay, cool. If not okay, take this alternative "number one AND the coolest"
>>577586047Bratty Mare Butt
>hit this inspiration >instantly know nothing will stickI'm tired of looping
>>577587054Apologies, i meant to tag >>577586317 as i'll accept it since it's a support card in global. Good point though, I will be more clear next time!I'll enter the daiwa in.
>>577587178you don't hit that inspiration in 3/4 runs?
>>577586047Marusexy
>>577586201She's so fluffy.....
>>577585524Man I wish that were me...I won't tell you who
Auto is consistently giving me a lv3 hint lone wolf only because I asked for itI've got no idea where it's coming from it's just there after every run despite not having the cards or inherits for it.
>>577585524It's really criminal how fucking sexy choker + thighhighs + elbow gloves is, regardless of what else is or isn't present on the rest of the body.
can I drop anything from this pull plan? I only plan on playing fronts but as you can see I look to be gassing out around 3.5th anni I started recently so I lack the good staple supoka
>>577586047We've got 14/24 umas entered, feel free to submit another one if you want until we fill up all the slots.
>>577587465Wonder if it keeps hitting Riko unlock event? Maybe that's another event bug
>>577587465nvm it was Riko's eventI'm still getting Rushing Gale, I should probably ask for Maverick as well>>577587635yeah, that
>>577587564>>>drop >>drop. do you not have creek?>>borrow the pal>borrow the pal>the rest
>>577586047FALSE GOD
>>577587564Replace some of your card pulls for crystals when the time comes and redo the calculations, might save you a couple hundos
>>577585563You're gonna awaken something weird in Laisu's brain...
>>577587465>auto changing the universe so your uma can hang out with sirius/sweep/groove for a skill
>>577586047It's so over(Pasa)
>>577587564the only banner I'd consider dropping is nishino, just go to 200 for the directorif you get lucky on falcon+rickey you could probably skip still as well
>>577586047Happy Clanker
We have to accelerate faster otherwise I'm going to be in my late 30s by the time the newma I'm waiting it comes to global
>>577586047macchan staring at (you)
>>577586047mr cbt
Got my 1LB Ruby at 170. Is it even worth it to spark for 2LB? Feels unnecessary, but calling it quits just before spark also feels like a waste.
that is not a brush you dumb zoomer
>>577587654>drop. do you not have creek?only these +LH 1LB. I started after spark rerolls were released so about a month ago>>577587695Oh, I just noticed you can change the crystal estimate field to update the MLB likeliness thing. Thanks>>577587826I'll keep that in mind, thank you
>>577586201>>577587349super cool, wish I could go one day, already been in japan but comiket wasn't happening at that time
>>577586047Umamusume (fake)
>>577587564If you're REALLY only into fronts ramonu is borderline a drop because that's a 1 scenario card on front since l'arc is single wit. Depending on your creek situation you should probably drop sounds of earth and put your card selectors into getting creek to a usable level. You're also more in trouble than it seems because like 1 month after your plan ends is wit daiwa + stam shakur which is probably the best front banner we'll ever see, you need MLB both so even planning for 400 instead of 600 for that one is asking for trouble.
>>577588010>only these +LH 1LB. I started after spark rerolls were released so about a month agoFair. Roll for Sounds then. It lasts for 1 year approx before Air Shakur replaces it.
jumpscare
spoiled with good grandparents and only get absolutely SHIT parents.it's just like real life.
>>577587990You could have stopped at lb0her breakpoints are shit
5 slots to fill. Hopefully i didn't miss anyone that correctly submitted.>>577587907I don't think macchan is in global yet? I might be wrong
>>577588120>because like 1 month after your plan ends is wit daiwa + stam shakuryeah that banner is just outside my screenshot along with some other things but I figured I would have to start way before then if I ever want to make it there>drop ramonu, 1 scenario cardI probably wouldnt be too kneecapped if I either just borrowed her the entire scenario or just played without her since I am not at a level where I am competitive regardless
>>577588364Patriotic American
>>577586047The Beast
>>577588364Macchan is at the end of the month.
Zamn I don't think I've gotten a high roll on songs this good before
>>577588364machan is in nunity
>>577588364>I might be wrong1.5 anni story
>>577588508>>577588524>>577588565Ok, i'll accept it. Thanks for correcting me
>>577586047Cutest boy
>>577588364>[REDACTED] includedgrim
>>577588364>>577586047Maki chan
>>577588364https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvlndLYHsUEAnni story.
>>577587907E
>>577588364
>>577588010 (You)Also, is there anything worth using my 1.5anni SSR selector on or should I save it for if I get spooked later on? I read that C.B wit is probably the best one at 0 LB though the gold is for End Closers so I am not sure how much value I will get from that
WE'RE LOCKED IN! (Hopefully no duplicates as far as i can see). We'll start momentarily as the contestants prepare for themselves for our 7th /uma/ hunger games!
>>577588364BrownShe's in the unity teams if that counts
>>577588364You shafted >>577586369
>>577588947You're right, >>577588729 sorry maki-chan...
>>577586047Agemasen
>>577588364Hot Snow Bunny
>>577588920Tsuru got Ruby's name...
>all these late entriesgomen anondacchis, I got four entrants [/spoilers] this time
>>577588920half these choices are low effort ngl
>>577589160No wonder why i missed it, i'm off my game today. Sorry, let me fix it up. >>577588729>>577588894>>577589041>>577589086I don't mind increasing the size to 36 but we'd need another 8 umas to fill in.
>>577589183the sponsordacchi
>>577586047Oisu
>three days until I brick my account rolling for more cards
>>577588364MYCOWORKER
>>577588876She's being fondled
>>577589285you still have people putting in entriess so go ahead
>>577589285Orenj
>>577589285Celestial Maiden
>>577589387Bwo... don't roll for Palmer stam...
>>577589269You were birthed from that what's the problem
>>577588364Leaky Engines
>>577589285Our Grand Concert
>>577589285 6 7
>>577589285>>577589364
Should be enough, no?
>>577589285AND HERE COMES THE GIANT FIST
>>577589285Epsatono
>>577589653Yeah Kawakami Princess bro should be the last I think
i just ate a bit too much and now i'm feeling chubby wubby
>>577589780We can kick the invalid...
why do WOMEN like self inserting as a STALLION poodolf instead of a MARE
>>577589835>curren_running.webm
>>577586047Curry chang
All the slots are locked in, I think i got it all. I'll do some final proof checking and if it all looks good i'll start shortly.I think >>577588083 and >>577589534 are both gold city so i won't resubmit both.
>>577578353This is my pure and precious little sister.
>>577589835
>>577590156Why are there two Sweeps
>>577590156>>577588083this is Sasami Anshinzawa, the acupuncturist, that's why it's umamusume (fake)
>>577590215Oops...>>577590251Oh, i'll replace the other sweepy with gold city then. Thanks!
>>577587465I've had like 20+ streak of getting Dodging Danger, and It was either very low chance from GP or Hint from Kitason.Second I started thinking about it, my runs stopped getting it.
Thanks bwos for helping me proof check. Let's start shortly!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Rw5tbl5Wfc
>>577585524a whole hour and it's still there
>>577579045You can run deboofs like last time but you're putting your entire race on a 3 heal sequence for an average winrate not much better than like triple front or pace.
Musu on my fusu
>>577590751yeah thats cuz we dont got any TATTLETALES in this thread
>>577590751we don't have jannies since this general is pretty self-sufficientit won't get deleted unless some fag or tranny reports it
>>577591031Good thread
Banchou LOVE
>post cropped sirius>get banned>post cunnybait the uma>stay up (as in erect)i see, janniesfucking favoritism faggots
>>577590604https://youtu.be/5lHY5Ac32i4
Thirty six contestants have been entered the gates. Only the resilient, the bloodiest, and the ferocious will triumph.Who will be our champion?!*TOOT* *TOOT* THE FANFARE HAS SOUNDED THE HORNS and 7th /uma/ hunger games - post xoguri war edition is off!The bloodbath begins with screams!
>>577590751I only report comments with a picture of BBB attached to them
>>577591249Your sirius must be really ugly
good morning, happy holiday status?
>>577591317Why would you report Big Beautiful Burgers
>>577579098Cute!
>>577591303>cbt already dead
How do you like my odds of passing US+GW+RSS?I like my odds.
>>577591303nyo... brickey....
>>577591346I'm an atheist so I don't believe in holidays or happines I'm offended that particular date in the calendar isn't just "day" or something
Popularity gap of Ayabe between JP and Global is crazy... She's like getting new fanarts everyday by JP artist but she's a literallywho in global...
After i redo my Tokai Teio and Sakura Bakushin O (after i unlock her 3rd star) i thinking i'm always be in class 6Insane
>>577591303>Scarlet lives>Vodka diesALREADY WON. EVEN AN IMMEDIATE DEATH NEXT FRAME IS STILL A WIN IN MY BOOK
Smart Falcon is a good girl and I like her.
>>577591436Are those % for a single inspiration or for the entire career?
Scream all you want but know that it may be the last thing you speak.Day 1 begins.
>>577591573stop astroturfing, HOEH whore
>>577591303machan...
>>577591303I won't forget macchan staring at (you)...
>>577591535Where's Nishino?
>>577591535Almost as if different people and cultures have different taste and preferencesShocking thought I know
>>577591589career. I've been using king and falco power cards but i think i can honestly take them out with numbers like this.
my rice? showered
>>577591573Everyone says this
>>577591712You can't just put TM Opera O, Meisho Doto and even Narita Top Road, then not forgot about Admire Vega. Even in RTTT Ayabe got the most screentime after NTR
>>577591640I got her by spending just a few tickets in response to the cuteness of her yellow dance and I only just recently read her career story. That is why I now like her.
>>577591636>fisting the cunnyJelly
>>577591246Banchou LUST
>>577591303>macchan instantly an heroslore accurate
>>577591636mare on mare violence
>>577591246
More like Benchode
My symboli? Sirius
>>577591846
>>577591636Tama and Maya working together is pretty much my next cm team
Before you know it, the sun has already set and the darkness creeps in...Night 1 begins.
This is not safe for my heart.
Uh wowis machan really this thick?
>>577591636How does she keep destroying Sweepy?
>>577591998Orange yuri time
>>577591249yeah theres one schizo janny. I still can't believe i got banned for cropped banchoxmaya. Literally can't see anything. Only implied action. I'm fine with bans being handed out for actually showing private parts, but cropped nsfw is just kinda generally funny when done right. Showing a swimsuit is argubaly far more lewd.
>>577591998Orang Yuri...
>>577591998
>>577591535I find her boring and a poor execution of survivor's guilt. Like bitch you never even met your sister how are you emotionally breaking down? Japs are so fucking dumb sometimes.
>>577592036You didn't post an image though?
>>577591850So All Comers, Queen Elizabeth II and Arima before retirement?
>>577591998orange sex
>>577591998>leaking engine can't igniteA little on the nose don't you think?
>>577591998damn odeko-chan is thirsty for blood
>>577591436my question is why those uma. Only plancha is useful sometimes. other two inherits are doggo and they're not great affinity parents. i dont really have any spe saved
More than eight have become damned souls. Forever lost in the post-xoguri purgatory... Day 2 begins.
>>577592254kek
>>577592254>walking stomach dies from hunger
>>577592254
>>577592254Oguri... Too fat....
>>577592254Oguri Fat...
>>577592254creeku... creeku...
>>577592254Noice
>>577592230suzu love
>>577592254>Oguri died from hunger KekI'm cheering for Tanukibab
The price of focusing on others may the price of yourself...Night 2 begins.
>>577591535if you pay attention, few umas have really caught on past the launch umas. At least in /uma/. It doesn't help that her kit is total ass. One's that have stuck a bit are like bancho, cafe, digi, tamtam, finemoShe was actually the only reason i didn't drop the road movie cuz the others were awful.
>>577592516Yeppers...
>>577592516I gues it's so over for pasa...
>>577592201>>577592516Tahbo...
>>577592230oh i'm just looking for 3blue 2 mile 2 gw 2 umastan. This oguri is going to be a grandparent under several things including a ryan and a seiun and maybe a kingu. I want mile sparks on the GGPs to get their mile to A. That way the Oguri can be either mile or turf and still be a success.
>>577592516Literally me
>>577592516>double suicide fails>they die anyway
>>577592516How do they both die if the double suicide failed, I dun get it
>>577592516>threaten double suicide>*fails*>they dieSo they succeeded?
>>577592516hoeh...
>>577592736no, they accidentally killed each other instead of themselves
>>577592516So do people die if they are killed?
>>577592702It was just a threat and the threat failed so they died due to just the threat fialing
>>577591846I’ll allow it.
The contestants remain on edge as it may be their final day.Day 3 begins.
>>577592516El-chan is retarded? wtf
>>577592516I guess scarlet couldn't handle being both #1 AND the coolest at the same time. It's too much pressure to take.
>>577591904the condom passer getting spice mogged by a pasty irish cracker has to be the single most humiliating event in the game
>>577592867evil squared
>>577592867The epsatono island claims another victim...
>>577592867Why would the evil horse help the HERO
>>577592867the villain and the hero... working together?
Are we sure some of these contestants didn't enter by accident and are just here to smooch others? Are they just spies from chiyoposter? Or perhaps is a grander plan?Night 3 begins.
>>577586597... LH spits out 500 skill points consistently. You should have a really, really good reason to drop her out completely.
>dirta bit late but ok
The story event Days Flying By is set to begin at 10:00 p.m., Aug 18 (UTC)!Stay tuned for an event-exclusive story!BROOOOOS
I want to run a front for Libra or maybe even 2 because my best mile spark parents are fronts but theres not a lot of good fronts in this race. I dont have Vbourbon or Sky. I guess Summer Maruzesnky or Daiwa Scarlet are the only real options for me unless I get a friend sky with mile and front sparks enough to make Taiki Shuttle a front.I guess Smaru is probably the best option for me. Daiwa Scarlett has a small chance of getting speed carryover though so she is kind of an option.
>>577593037It's part of her devilish plan...It's gonna payoff bigly eventually
>>577593037>>577593080The demon of babylon disguises herself with the coat of the righteous
>>577593090SKY NOIT'S A TRAP YOU'RE GOING TO GET RAPED
>evil horseHow can this cute fella be evil?
I am SEA. Which Uma is for me?
>>577593184what an evil horse
>>577593090WHY CAN'T WOMEN START A SIMPLE FIRE THE FUCK
>>577593090>Cuddling with an uma called EpsatonoBoy umas...are dumb...
>>577593090Suzuka claims her second yuri of the game. Someone stop her
I think they should made ingame Tama look more like cingrey version of Tama
>>577593221modern women can’t do nothin all they do is eat hot chip and lie
>>577593095you don't really need her rest dates, and you can make up for the coins with smart decision-makingLH is literally for trainers who lack skill
This race may be an opportunity for one to redeem themselves from previous hunger games. But one has to wonder at what extent is it going too far?Day 4 begins.
>>577593273This but Inari
>>577593383Wait i havent finished yet
>>577593379>dia sold the boyuma to be a victim of gangrapeOddly specific choice... And offly fitting for Epsatono
>>577593273This but Creek
>>577593379Taaahbo......
>>577593379Tanukibab nooooooooo
>>577593379It's the 1995 Takarazuka Kinen
>>577593379Orenj...
The real Kawakami Princess was an extremely aggressive horse. She would bite and kick. She had warning signs around her pen and was known as "The Mad Horse" by stablehands. In the game, these traits were softened by making Kawakami destructive on accident due to her strength. In reality, it was very much intentional.
>>577593383INARI LOVE
>>577593273This but Rudolf
>>577592201>>577592516>>577593379After failing to do anything meaningful, Turbo just FUCKING DIES
>>577593273This but Tama
>>577593621She’s so fucking cuteI will be pulling her festival alt even if it’s the last thing I do
>>577593487Creek is fine
>>577593638They should make Rudolf look like this but I'm Oguri
Not many have seem to fallen in the past few days... and yet before we knew it, only half remain. A testament to our short lives, an ember that can disappear in a blink of an eye.Night 4 begins.
Uma is a fun word to say.
>>577593671wuh…? bwuh…
>>577593689Me too. I wanted to get Tama as well, but she is pacer in that alt and I only dickpull pacers
>>577593713Noooo.....Odeko-chan...
>>577593713EVIL HAS BEEN DEFEATED BY NATURESo that's an act of kinda nice...
>>577593713Epsatono didn't kill herself...
>>577593713EPSATONO NOOOOO
>>577593713Epsatono died from an STD....
>>577593713the STDs finally got her...
>>577593713>V fucking dies in Grand LivePLEASE BE TRUEPLEASE BE TRUEPLEASE BE TRUE
Why did they make Marvelous Sunday so vastly superior to every other uma? Is there an extreme case of Marvelous Sunday favoritism at Cygames or what?
>>577593696But she could be better…
>>577593713epsatono got a UTI...
>>577593713The HERO lives?!?
>>577593847her circus alt is super cute
>>577593847Her kit is complete ass so nyo
>>577593621Post the manga version
>Throw Dober into some clanker runs>Parents adjust her a little bit for dirt races>Leave her low long aptitude alone>She wins her scheduled Arima loss anyway
>>577593713I hope bab and coworker win at the endand bang
>>577593847She’s very cute but the changed race outfit color scheme was a generational fumble.
The sal tree’s blossoms turn white to grieve him: a reminder that all who flourish must fall.Day 5 begins.
>>577593960What changed?
>>577593960I dont think so. Her bright colored look is more Marvelous. Her other outfit looks like someting Rice Shower would wear.
>>577593978I TOLD YOU SHE WAS EVIL
>>577592254why twin turbo has a trident and a wooden spear?
>>577593990Look at her guts SSR card, that’s what she was originally supposed to look like.
>>577593978i guess you could say tamachudagemasened her
>>577594095Yeah I like the outfit we got more but the color scheme is nicer on the old one
Morality begs itself, is it more evil to keep those who have given up alive or provide them a quick death?Night 5 begins.
>>577594052I agree with that, and it’s definitely striking. Still think she looked really good in the old one.
>>577592690>>577592702the double suicide event never works as intended, the idea is for the last 2 survivors threaten the whole show in double suiciding so no one wins, but the idiots always do that waaay too early and die in the process
>>577594212She would do that
I dont remember Inari One in Cingrey?? Is she was in first season?
>>577594212How many more times are they going to spare their lives.
>>577594212OUR GRAND LIVE
>>577593847her solo song might be the best song in the entire game
>>577594212They started a GL runhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuPlADr20T0
I want to have babymaking sex with my beautiful son...
>>577593371grats on being one of the most retard gaslights ive seen. Bet you were one of the fags doomposting gl claiming mant umas still get used. fkn KEK
>>577594212Lets goo Tanukibab
>>577594354Agreedhttps://youtu.be/WdbRb2ksX7s?si=HHO0ThYyYQNe1WuS
Air Groove's long, graceful fingers crushing your testicles to mush
Insanity has crept into their souls; a crawling nightmare that never ends.Day 6 begins.>>577594331Just wait till you see this one
the wild /uma/https://x.com/lemoniko_/status/2088067159855632396
>>577594519ASS WONDER WHOOSHSKABAM DOUBLE KILL
>>577594480it’s just so funky and charmingi love that people comment on it every sunday tooWOOO!
>>577594519BRAVO ASS WONDER
>>577594519that ass was indeed too fat
>>577594519Cutest boy got white woman jumpscared.....
>>577594519IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME
>>577594519I want to taste the blood in Grass ass
>>577594519>Sirius Chadboly
>>577594519This is slander.
>>577594519Grass' fat ass.....
/uma/ minecraft server but every player has to act like their oshi
so Umas can't start fires, break their ankles way too often and give a chance they will always spare
>>577594549lemon not beating the umama allegations...
>>577594726No need Our umacord has one already
>>577594726Everyone will just act like Rice
>>577594727Just like real horses I guess
>>577594772They would just eat bread?
Eleven (11) remain! We're entering the late race. Can their stamina keep up?Night 6 begins.
Rice Shower should carry me off into my office, push me down onto the couch, and rape me relentlessly for 16 hours straight, forcing viagra and energy drinks into my mouth with hers when my penis gets soft from cumming too much
>>577594830AGEMASEN!!!!
>>577594830>died from thirstGuess the rice...Needed a shower
>>577594519This just made me realize we literally had all of the Golden Generation but King Halo in this game
>>577594830wei...
>>577594830HOW DARE YOU MAYANO
>>577594830>I LIVED BITCH
>>577593847Powerscaling websites consider her to be a multiverse buster.
>>577594830
>>577594830Falco...
>>577594996So she’s nearly on par with the average SMT protagonist
>>577594996>usually High 6-A>High 6-A is multi-continent levelUmamusume gets into some superhuman shenanigans so I can see a feat being scaled that high>2-A at her peak>Multiverse levelwhat>higher when entering The Zonewhat
>>577594996it’s kinda funny that the real horse just did all that shit
In the distance, a smoke signal appears. All the contestants recognise this. The racers are called for THE FEAST? Who will participate? Who will refuse?The feast begins and a brawl breaks out!
>>577595174O shit, is the Golden Generation going to win it?
>>577595174GOLDEN GEN REPRESENT
>>577595174WEI
>>577595174Putting all my marbles on Agemasen winning!
>>577595174Alright Spe, don't mess this up!
>>577595174Jordan...
>>577595148Marvelous Sunday has complete control over the concept of "Marvelous" she can do nearly anything with no limits if it would be marvelous. She can also create entire alternate marvelous realities, her "marvelous domain expansion"
>>577595174Tanuki bab lets gooo
>>577595385Hate Tickezo
bruhwhat's wrong with my umas manhalf of them keep referring to themselves in 3rd person constantly
Six remain. Those without a will of tempered steel can no longer survive.Day 7 begins.
>>577595445they are merely human shaped horsesthe average horse is not that smart
>>577595409
>>577595502
>>577595502A G E M A S E N
>>577595502>agemasenDamn she is schizo
>>577595502THAT'S MY PROTAGONIST!
>>577595502FUCKING SAVAGE
>>577595502THE FACE
>>577595502my FUARKING chud
>>577595502GOLDEN GEN VS GRAND LIVEWHO COMES OUT FROM THIS
>>577595502AGEMASEN
>>577595502LETS GO SPEEEEEE
>>577595385the fact those 2 AI generated talk over each other is what annoys me the most
>>577595502YOU CAN DO IT BAB TANUKILL THEM ALL
YOUR TOP THREE REMAIN! The final three have arrived in the final spurt! From this point onwards, it could be any moment a champion is declared victor. Night 7 begins.
7 and spe wins 0 and Tanuki bab wins
>>577595613Sex with the hottie in your pic
>>577595703I like this top three, seems rigged as fuck
>>577595445half of them like goldshippu ,opera and pearl are egotistical and prideful the rest like ulala ,bakushin are extremely stupid so of course they keep referring themselves in 3rd person
>>577595703She's 500% drunk
>>577595703Tsuru-chan… Ganbare…
7 and Light Hello wins and is allowed to rape every anon in /uma/
>>577595703The tension is palpable...
>>577595703LET'S GO SPEGOAT
>>5775958037 and she rapes me first
>>577595816i hate it
>>577595816I like it
>>577595816I'm indifferent
Dead on a Friday night proud of /uma/
The single defining moment... not every uma has the chance to win a G1 (hunger games) race... but what's this?!*TOOT* *TOOOOOOT* THE HORNS HAVE BEEN SOUNDED!!Make no mistake! A VICTOR HAS BEEN CROWNED!!!WHO IS IT?! WHO HAS STOOD LAST?!Day 8 begins and ends!
>>577595948
>>577595948LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOFACE OF THE FRANCHISE
>>577595948That's it. Gonna creampie Spe-chan
>>577595948No....
>>577595948SPECHUD HATE
>>577595948KEK WE LOVE YOU SPEGOAT
>>577595948Spe-chan!
>>577593978>>577594830>good prevailed over evil in the end
Congratulations to Agemasen for winning the 7th /uma/ Hunger Games - Post Xoguri War edition!And final stats for the nerds. Thanks all for participating, until next comfy hours...
>>577595948>tsuru fumbles at the finish line NOOOOOOOO
>>577595948>Tsuru dies IRL>Tsuru dies in Hunger GamesNyooo..........
>Main hero wins at the endWho will believe this shit?
>>577595948Spechud LOVE
!!!UMAZING NEWS ULERT!!!They added support card borrow searching in gameWhich means in 3 years we won't have to clear a follow slot to borrow a support a couple times, and also no more having to refreshing 50 times
>>577596162taiki_nyooo.wav
>>577596390just like they added auto to global, this update could be coded for all servers too
dunno if it was rigged or was coincidences Spe winning and Oguri dying from hunger, but this thing was gold!
>>577596390>saying 'umazing ulert' out loud
>>577596390They also added parent borrow searching as welland hopefully this doesn't mean they aren't planning to kill unauthorized api usage
>>577595948KIMI TO HASHIRI KISOI GOORU MEZASHIHARUKA HIBIKE TODOKE MUSIC ZUTTOZUTTOZUTTOZUTTO OMOI YUME GA KITTO KANAU NARAANO HI KIMI NI KANJITA NANIKA WO SHINJITE HARU MO NATSU MO AKI MO FUYU MO KOE NEGAI KOGARR HASHIRE A SHOURI EEEEEEEEEEE
>>577595816my wife
>>577595948The Supreme Commander (of sex)
>>577596482Nature's chonky umaears...
>>577596536If they also add 60 fps they can kill everything as far as I'm concerned
>>577596646and hyper ultra skip
How old do you think someone is when they say stuff like "ts lowkey frying me"?
>>577596684like 26 since I say that
>>577596536>hopefully this doesn't mean they aren'tUhhh, I meant hopefully they DON'T kill the API, because it's still useful
>>577596482>he doesn't yell UMAZING! out loud in publicnvgm
>>577596459it won't, but it could be
>>577596684Many 30 y.o ojisans desperately cling to any newspeak, just to stop the bleed.
>>577596482I say umazing at work and no one has called me out on it
>>577595948YOU CAN'T HAVE IT
>>577596536wow only took them 5 years. is it robust as chrono though?
>>577596684I use ts sometimes but I've never used frying melowkey is millennial speak tho
>>577596684A real zoomer would say lowkirkinuely
>>577596916She agemasen’s the win from everyone else
>>577597029is lolkirklay a new thing
>>577596684I say this
>>577597029HELIOS HATE
>>577596853belibe, hard
>>577596684I’m 43 and say this shit all the time
>>577597089ORANGE LOVE
7 and I fuck Fuku 0 and I fuck Taiki4 and both beat me with a bat
This is a white girl from Kentucky.
>>577596865Look bro, I'm just trying to keep up with whatever the FUCK my Helios is saying
Fuku (same bust size as Fuji) and Taiki double paizuri
>>5775972627 and it becomes true
>>577597029>>577597075"Lowkirkenuinely" is a mix of "lowkey", "genuinely", and "Kirk". The "Kirk" part stems from Charlie Kirk, a political personality that got assassinated. The term proliferated after his assassination, parodying him, before spiraling out of control to become its own thing.
>>577596865Remember when t b h f a m got word filtered because people kept using it so much
>>577596684I feel like that's something 2020s kids would say2010s kids would say "I'm getting dabbed on by this."2000s kids would say "I'm getting fucking pwned."
that nishino wit card is the anti-danchud card... doesn't give you any extra fans...
Either actual uncs(ironically?) and gen alpha (unironically), thank you for your input uncs and aunts
penis in vagina
>>577597243This anon is said girl's trainer and he got mindbroken by her to the point where he offers his anus for the white girl from Kentucky
>>577596684
>>577597179You disgust me.. however... 7 and this anon reevaluates himself and becomes a better person who no longer posts such things as he just did.
>>577597250>my Helios>myTorepi?!
>>5775973857 and I rape you
>>577597323Stop you're turning me into a fossil in real time
I miss this...comfy hours
>>577597382can we the rudolf you finished to
Don't stop, no don't stop tee feeneeesh
I hate zoomers so fucking much.
>>577597323bro fuckin nae nae’d on me freaky style..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8lSoW9-GTs
>>577597484You lowkirkuinely needta chill out
Can't wait for a newgen uma with even newer slang than Helios that looks straight out of A Clockwork Orange
This doesn't pass the rhyme... check?
>>577597540I adore this foid
>>577597540Jfc I can't even manage one Creek. 6 of them would probably actually smother someone to death with their pampering.
>>577597581We should get an Uma older than Maruzensky and uses even older Boomer speak
Throne Knight Glory
>>577597420I wish you the best anon.
>>577597323remember dabbing being so new some esports announcers were asking wtf some of the competitors were doing with that gesture they were making and what it was
>>577597581technically current speak is gen alpha since they're the ones in highschoolthe last of the zoomers are graduating this year
>>577597581She will speak in morse code
>>577597632Imagine six naked creeks huddling around you for warmth and your boner slides between their thighs
>helios uses picrel to wish that Ruby would find one thing to love about her >Ruby has an immediate love for Helios’s trainer and wants to marry him
>>577597751Zoomers are already getting called old by them btw
I should stop trying to loopa and start making real parents now since it's 10d to CM
>>577597797
>>577597323to this day i still have no idea what the fuck dabbing was about and how it startedit has almost the same mystery to me as 67i simply do not understand nor wish to understand
-. .. --. --. . .-.
>>577597854weakyou clearly need more loops
>>577597827well yeah, the oldest zoomers are pushing 30
when do skill books get their price cut and way huger stock limit? I hate barely having any. No matter who I use them on it feels like a mistake.
I am going to post some fat brown titties now
Damn she's cool
>>577597827I got called unc by a zoomer when I'm only 21...
>>577597948and boy do I feel it
>>57759794830 is still young
>>577597948don't remind me t. oldest zoomer
>>577597990
>>577597948Yep. One more year and my life ends.
>>577598020Sexy…any cool Ayabe stuff?>>577597948I’m 26. Im so old…
sex?
less than two years before I become a zoomerwizard
>>577598003trvke nvkem
>>577598112HISHIAMA SEXOOOO
rickey's mouth is so wideimagine all the shotacocks she can take at the same time
>they made helios into gen Z uma>born in 1987
>>577597948nyo...
It really hit me when I was 20, went to a highschool to give a lecture and the guys in the last year there used formal speech (meant to show respect to elders) to talk to me.Uma musume
>>577598003>Broooooo i'm edo>she's just from Tokyo
In your country do you too see news like "zoomers dont do this and doing this" "zoomers peepoopomers stopped doing this"I never seen this about other gens?
>>577598184I'm already safeI had sex with a real life umamusume zoomer (2k2)
>>577598129no clue, I got that off twitter
>>577598179what about it?
https://poal.me/kg6h2qhttps://poal.me/kg6h2qhttps://poal.me/kg6h2q
>>577598241zoomer standards considering a good deal of our big name horses were from the 60s and 70s
>>577597948shiet
>>577598291>
Since Spe won, you have to say something nice about her
>>577598368I did all of that and would do it again.
>>577598368I think it's funny that everyone blames boomers but no one talks about Gen X which has done just as much damage while consuming considerably more lead
>>577598136
>>577598291yes, the older generations always blame the younger generations for their problems everywherezoomers are the outlier where they blame both the younger and older generations for theirs
>>577598454Symboli sexo clan
>>577598291yeah all the timeabout what I think is pretty reasonable stuff too but millennials and boomer seem to be in awei.e. quiet quitting, going out less (pubs/clubs)
>>577598385Uhhhh.... She's got.... Errr, shes got some pretty eyes I guess
>>577598420Me too.
uma for this feel
>>577598385She's a good racist
>>577598454Remember that umas on their heat cycle will pee on you as a way to mark you
>>577598439give it five or ten years once the rest of the boomers have died off
>>577598291Every generation has to deal with this. Zoomers and Gen Alpha will also have news about the generations after them.Current generation always looks down on the next ones.
>>577598291No I'm not american, our news are just migrants did this, migrants will do that.
>>577598368>Will millennials kill home ownership?Guess who's fault that one is. Hint: it's not millennials, and it's not the succeeding generations, none of them have the capacity to buy a house.
>>577598368millennials ruined avocado toast zoomers are first gen ipad babies one is more cause for concern than the other
>>577598548Narita Brian
>>577598385she probably doesn't have a penis
>>577598368Not a single thing in that image deserves to live anyway.
>>577598548Prez, I mean Kaichou: Symboli Rudolf!
>>577598627Who keeps making these Laisu's?
>>577598341poorfags...
what inherits should I get late spe? I'm thinking of running double front chariot, so I can't do the usual "steal pacer's accel slots" thing that I always do.
>>577598660I think you're right
>>577598627actually there's a divide between older zoomers who grew up with actual file systems and younger zoomers who were ipad babies
>>577598660Unfortunately true.
Casual Cafe when?
>>577598762pulse, shadow break, pump (inconsistent), budding/red shift
>>577598687I cant believe kaichou locked me in with a pent up Air Groove...
>>577598762Pump Budding Blossom Pulse Shadow Break
>>577598582This. Sure wish I could've afforded to buy a house in a nice neighborhood and have a family on a single income at an average office job.Obviously every generation has its advantages and disadvantages, but the housing market being fucked is something that many boomers can't get into their brains for whatever reason. They always blame later gens for being lazy or something.Sex with Kitasan Black.
>>577598827You could definitely split zoomers down the middle at about 2004 at "memories before/after smartphones"
>>57759668416-24
>>577598368is it the same as the millennial divide of whether you were old enough to be recruited for Iraq or not
All the clubs I drama post about have stableised their rank
imagine plapping that fat hog light hello, her soft tummy wobbling in the rhythm
>>577598985Are you in a low or high col area?
What now
What's a good medium TT late? Eishin Fasch seems to be meta but I don't have her
Millennials killed the adult human woman fetish...
>>577599523Anything with a easy golds. Brian works too for example
>>577599427Fcuk you!
>>577599534need to hug, console, cuddle and headpat Rice Shower until i'm tired (i will never be)
relax and let go
FALCO! GANBARIMAAASU!
Best skill for paces is neck and neck from Daiwa right? If i need power card?
>>577599618STEGO NO
>>577599648It's a really shit power card and head on is usally enough....
>>577599489I want to squeeze her fat belly instead of letting it wobble
>>577599534Helios is interested...
>>577599618she's in a better place
>>577599523Summer spe is good
>>577599648Yes, it's stronger and more consistent than Determined Descent but you'll have to cope with a power card
>>577599648YesBrick all your decks with 0 speciality priority power card
>>577599829Biwa is so cute
>>577599824>>577599690>>577599869Important notice i'm doing uma for TT, not for CM though
>Look through today's races>see this
>>577599897if it's for TT then nishino wit for determined descent since that gold will also consistently proc but it's on a wit card.Skill wont do anything 90% of the time but it's TT so you're just goldskillmaxing anyway
>>577599897then you just want any gold that can fire consistently, actually doing something is a bonusNeck and Neck is fine
>>577599829
>>577599953>>577599953>>577599953
>>577599897Well it'll help you win for medium or shorter for sure
>>577596929Well the UI is designed for mobile so like everything else it is annoying to useThe biggest issue is that the only actual search parameters are the parent uma and their blue/pink sparkEverything else like skill and grandparent sparks is done through the filter menu, and because you only get 30 results at a time trying to filter those for a rare combination will probably take a lot of refreshingAlso it doesn't seem there is a way to find 9* parents, I don't play JP so idk what their GP/parent meta is like, and I guess for looping/grandparents that doesn't matter too much
