Previous: >>577599953>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Yukino Bijin (3*), Seeking the Pearl (3*), SSR Smart Falcon, SSR Silence Suzuka, SSR Daiichi Ruby, SR K.S. MiracleCurrent CM: Virgo Cup 2 - Ooi Dirt 2000m Medium/Right/Fall/Sunny/GoodCurrent Event: 1.5-Year Anniversary Celebration Part 3, Trainer Aptitude Test>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/kapy9o.jpg 08/05 - Yukino Bijin (3*), SSR Silence Suzuka, SSR Smart Falcon08/05 - Virgo Cup - Medium/Right/Fall/Good/200008/12 - Seeking the Pearl (3*), SSR Daiichi Ruby, SR K.S. Miracle08/13 - New Legend Races08/18 - Halloween Agnes Digital (3*), Halloween Meisho Doto (3*), SSR Daitaku Helios, SSR Mejiro Palmer08/18 - Days Flying By Story Event08/25 - Aston Machan (3*), SSR Fine Motion, SSR Maruzensky08/25 - Libra Cup - Mile/Right/Fall/Firm/1600>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Summer Fusaichi Pandora (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
umafuck
I'm considering running archer Rudolf as a front in the next CM. Her unique will proc from a spot struggle or dueling reliably if I run a second front alongside her, won't it?
bwos, this daiichi ruby card fucking sucks.
I am literally gay.
Tachyon LOVE
>>577616783die fag
>>577616742Her unique will activate during the accel zone and do nothing
>>577616742maybeyou could also just run her pace and there'll be two hogs to trigger her
>>577616761She does. I've been clanking runs for the leap inherit, and the bitch never gives the gold skill.
I'm so beautiful.
>chiyo posts? overtaken by an ERPing tranny seatard>buebue posts? overtaken by an ERPing tranny seatardwhat makes them so spiteful?
>hates men, hates heteronormativity, hates whites, hates Christianity>Cygames: YOU'RE HIRED!!
>>577616840But the final corner comes before the spurt area, won't she start accelerating ahead of time in that case? Skill says it procs starting on the final corner
>>577617002they sucked before and they suck now
>>577617053After July 1st the conditions became pre-conditions and it only activates during late-race
My Wit Cards are kinda homeless (FM with no LB is my best Wit Card), should i go with this or borrow clanker Wit?
>>577617116>>577617015buy an ad /v/troons
Let's take it easy. Chill out, one could say.
>>577617143>During late race or beyond>Spurt starts at exactly the same place late race beginsFucking hell. Thanks
>>577617180>no wit cards but mlb LH>urara gutswhat are you doing, anon
>>577616939So you haven't actually used it.
Kill Allison Cottrell. Behead Allison Cottrell. Roundhouse kick Allison Cottrell into the concrete. Slam dunk Allison Cottrell into the trashcan. Crucify Allison Cottrell. Break Allison Cottrell in half. Launch Allison Cottrell into the sun. Stir fry Allison Cottrell in a wok. Toss Allison Cottrell into active volcanoes. Urinate into Allison Cottrell's gas tank. Judo throw Allison Cottrell into a wood chipper. Twist Allison Cottrell's head off. Report Allison Cottrell to INTERPOL. Karate chop Allison Cottrell in half. Curb stomp Allison Cottrell. Trap Allison Cottrell in quicksand. Crush Allison Cottrell in the trash compactor. Liquefy Allison Cottrell in a vat of acid. Eat Allison Cottrell. Dissect Allison Cottrell. Exterminate Allison Cottrell in the gas chamber. Stomp Allison Cottrell's skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Allison Cottrell in the oven. Lobotomize Allison Cottrell. Mandatory abortions for Allison Cottrell. Grind Allison Cottrell in the garbage disposal. Drown Allison Cottrell in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Allison Cottrell with a ray gun. Kick Allison Cottrell down the stairs. Feed Allison Cottrell to aligators. Slice Allison Cottrell with a katana.Umamusume: Pretty Derby
>>577614625But we don't have a CM in 1400m right? Nips should make a 1400m g1
>>577616731here, nonny.>b-but that isn't what I as-I SAID HERE.eat up...
>>577616939that's every card that isn't a pal card atm though. Gold skill completion rate is either bugged (it's 10%ish btw) or cygames arbitrarily decided that gold skills should be incredibly rare on independent training for god knows what reason.
I'm a brainlet. How do stat sparks compensate for having no cards of the type? Even if you get 9* on a given stat, that adds up to maybe 200 something. You'll still need to click that plenty of times.
>>577617338I rolled in exactly two banners for support cards, Kita+Pasa and Tachyon+hello, so they are mlb but they are basically all i have
>>577617360There is
>>577617489
>>577617579How come they changed the naming of the CMs to something so bland? Why not keep the zodiac theme?
>>577617180You don't have wit Daiwa or Fuku?
>>577617649kfc cup
>>577617434yes mommy
>>577617649japs had cm once a month. After 2 rounds of cms they changed cm to once every 2 months and the zodiac naming scheme didn't really work anymore so they retired it.
>>577617514200 stamina is the difference between surviving a sprint and surviving a mile. If you can get enough to survive a sprint without clicking and without sparks, then with sparks you can survive a mile without clicking. In longer races it reduces the amount of times you need to click it. Like in the medium we just had, running enough stan sparks meant you could get away with clicking a couple of summer trainings at high TE to save having to bring a stam card and clicking it frequently.
GWOS?WHY IS THE GAME NOW 60FPS ON MY PHONE?
>>577617807i installed hachimi for you
I LOVE OLDER WOMEN
>>577617782do they really have a wet floor in those joints all the time
>>577617771These lazy fucks could have easily named them after another theme, Spring/Equinox/Summer/Solstice/Fall/Equinox/Winter/Solstice as a naming convention is right fucking there
>>57761780760FPS on concerts is a thing
>>577617782>>577617807cuz the phone version has always been wacky as shit. emulator for example have a piss easy time to unlock the FPS, simply by using emulator settings.
>>577617015Nigga she's only worked with cygames for Uma and Cygames has been doing that Christmas censoring shit for at least a fucking decade with granblue. It's a Cygames thing in general and I wish you'd faggots would stop being so new. I bet you don't even know they fucking censored crosses in gbf and changed a bunch of icons that had them. At some point they even had EN specific outfit censors before they backtracked on that one.
>>577617675Fuku SR MLB yea, Daiwa still missing oneBut are they better than say, Pasa Power?
>>577617807and as soon as i switch back to lobby from my auto career its back to 30fps...>>577617914i just went into lobby, and it was 60fps as i setup a fan run, and even in the training animations it was 60
>>577617782For me it's the little ear twitch after she places the seaweed.
>>577617931she's wearing shorts let me see her crotch stupid cunt
>>577617897Rubber mats and floor drains make it a non issue
>>577618049You should not call her crotch a stupid cunt, especially if you want to see it
>>577618015its ALWAYS the lil ear animations
>>577617015I know you are just fishing for replies since you post this daily at this point, but she left in most of the innuendo, didn't insert random man hate like you seem to think and I guarantee stuff like 'HAPPY HOLIDAYS' was a decision bigger than her because cygays has been doing that for a decade.
>>577618153>>577617926>>577617782Waiter, there's hair in my soup!
>>577617706oh you're such a good boy for mommy...and she loves you very dearly.
>>577616658Umadol tummy!
Do i need hachimi?
>>577618153>>577617926>>577617782For me, it's that dork Calstone
>>577617803Okay, interesting way to see it, I hadn't thought about it like that. In shorter races you'd probably bring a Power card and the leftover stamina points would be able to easily hold you over I imagine
>>577618276Is your IQ sub 60?>Guys tell me if I NEED these optional graphical things for this MENU heavy video game
>>577618276Do you feel a need to cheat?
>>577618276If you are brown yes>but muh fps unlock
She's retarded
>>577618381kill yourself lol
This Rice keeps calling me a zako.
>"im gonna be le TOP umadol!!!!!">the only umadol in the whole of tracen>"OMG IM LE TOP UMADOL!!"is she stupid
>>577618440cm17 plat status?
>>577617891Same.
>>577618574her body looks like a weird sack of potatoes when she bounces like that.
>>577618381based
>>577618574Yeah, very. But it's cute, so we still love her.
why is the the GAYESTEST general to ever exist?>Cygames drops THIS HOT GYARU MOTHER>everywhere she is being talked about EXCEPT hereWHAT WENT WRONG WITH YOU HOMOSEXUAL FAGS
>>577618740saaar, this is the global thread
>>577618574>im gonna be le TOP umadol!!>OMG IM LE TOP UMADOL!!You LOVE to see it
>>577618574She’s working hard on the 2nd one
>>577618740I don't care about her. I love blondes but she does fucking nothing for me.
i won last cm with late brickey and this cm i will win with admire groovey
>>577618740vm would have a heart attack if you posted this
>Finished 2 PC usable aces, trying LS for third aces>Lightning Speed is fucking expensive without discount.>No Agnes Tachyon to spam LS speed skills>2 speed 1 power card messed up with power/stam sparks, have to rebuild the parentMay be I will go with 3 pace chasers instead. I understand why 1 super ace 2 debuffers is recommend option now.
>>577618740We uphold the GLOBAL policy here very strictly
>>577618832>>577618840Falcon is the greatest uma ever created!
>>577618816>>577618845>>577618871>>577618907discuss about FUSAICHI PANDORARIGHT NOWFAGS AND GAYSYOU FAGS SIMP FOR THE FAGGOT CALLED UMAMA BUT NOBODY WANTS TO SIMP FOR AN ACTUAL (anime) GIRL
>>577618907The staygold tranny was spamming last night and you fags said nothing you retarded liar
>>577618740I'm here to talk shit about umas, not fawn over them.
>>577618961Good morning saar
>>577618956Is English not your first language? Go away, you smell.We post and like Rickey here. She's the current new hotness.
>>577618956I unironically want umama to overdose on hrt and die tho
why isn't haru considered a HERO of Kochi Racecourse like furioso and funabashi or whatever tarumae shillsshe FUARKING saved that place
>>577618825>almost became a homewrecker irlsasuga, curry..
>>577619094say it again and Rickey will have itfucking gay nigger
uh oh melty
uh oh stinky
>>577619228Who the fuck is this???
>>577619065I can see the randoseru angle
Nigger :DDD
This general was a lot better two days ago
>>577619091im not indian you stupid cunt
>>577618832>>577619458Is this from in game event?
>>577619094i too am a big fan of the tricky rickey.
>>577619458>>577618832flashu is the best
>>577619463good morning to you saar
>>577619243Reminder that koichi lets you sponsor races naming it whatever you want if you pay up/uma/ could host a race called DANCHODE stakes if they felt like it
>Falcon threadappropriate
>>577619243
>>577619243queen of animal abuse
falcon more like fuckon
>>577619792>Forcing stay gold in this comic for no real reason
>>577619697is this meant in a positive or negative way?
>>577619851I legit LOVE how OBSESSED you are with Stay GoldProbably mention here more than the actual StegoLEGEND himself
>>577619875>smartest anon in the thread
>>577618740what do you mean bro, she gets posted in every thread and she has her fair share of "awooga" and "sex" replies
>>577619094Based
>>577619875take it as you will
Smoochies?
I just woke up.
>>577619792I like that they included the green one in this. It's fucked up and evil that the pervert trio is still separated in global.
>>577620107the issue i have with this uma is that its name is MR and its wearing a man's suit
i woke up again making it the worst day of my life
Juice?
What uniques should I pass down to a Late/End ace?
>>577620160okay thats greatnow go and read his stories written/drawn by THAT guy
>>577618232Men can't be mommies.
>>577620254awoogasex
>>577620254mommy
You've made sure to dedicate your account to a style, right?
>>577619932i wouldn't even know or remembers she exist if that avatarfagging retard would stop spamming her
>>577620254this is ai's mother
>>577616939tbf the clanker sucks at chain events
>>577620254That is my wifeAnd Ais MotherOyakodon
>>577620509umamusumes i want to fuck style
>>577620250Uma stan, Nimble, Tail Heigh High, Straightaway Spurt
>>577620107mr WESTSIDE
Remember little umasYou can't spell Tracen without race
>>577617015I'm just mad she changed WEI to WAHEY
>>577620569What do you do if you don't bring LH
>>577620681EASTSIDE IS DA BEST SIDE!
>>577620250oh uniques Pump and nishino flower skill idk, Inari one skill
>>577620764Or refuses to date me...
>>577620254https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RI3SIfWM318
>>577620327?
>>577620764Click recreation like a peasant >>577620250OYL + Surge is enough accel so you get late race inherits
>>577620879>I could be goo goo babying right now
>>577617782AAAIIIEEEEE WTF I GOT SPLASHED WITH HOT WATER
I thought uma musume could only birth other uma musumehow could you have a horse mom?
>>577620960me on the left
>>577620960me as the pov
Oh no Calstone...
>>577618218Yukino Bijin, are you in the soup AGAIN?!
>>577621207her brain is swelling
>have to play manual for thisNYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>577621256someone needs to draw a cute little chibi Yukino Bijin in a cupramenChibi Ogurin poster, where are you...
>>577621335cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute
>>577620254this looks like a night date at the pool
>>577620509>perma borrow in any auto deckyou LIED to me
>>577621335dober wouldn't wear that..but it's still cute which is what really matters.
i cant get a good Pearl run...
>>577621508Daiwa Scarlet is also the number 1 sexiest umamusume in the world with her absolutely erotic sensual fuckbody
>>577621335can't believe Taiki killed her on the spot
>>577620509>you made sure dedicate>no cards for style on picbwo?
this game is beyond cooked, nothing can save it
its a new daythe worst day of my life
both oguri and raisu score a #decent amount of wins in rooms but i dont think taiki even won once. what's her (fucking) problem?
>>577621693Except Haru Slopapa I guess
>>577621714post oguri deck and blue sparks
your fetish sucks and you should feel bad incel
>>577621693breedable
Okay i'll take it i guess
Anyone ever established a card ranking of sorts for AUTO? Some are clearly a lot better than others.
>>577621820parents are 11 stam and 3 powermy parents are not good
>>577621761Tachyon is a good mother to our children
>>577621907YAY! Also>7
>>577619550Valentine's (actual date based one not the career event) but I think it's from when it goes from a simple animation to a written letter.
>>577622052me on the left
Got gaslit into trying no light hello. Gonna try 3 speed instead I guess.
>>577622052me on the right
>>577621508Cute Diawa gf...
coporno lickey
>>577622035This is still the best resource I think, even though it is no longer being updatedhttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/19C089M1D8MEsQX6MJa0_bZk8bl7FORwER7pOsucWwNE/htmlview
>>577622287Same and I feel like I am getting worse at the game
Multi run legend race when?
Scarlet booba
>>577622118Maybe Shiraoki israel...
>>577622475>3 wit 2 speed no hellowhat am I looking at here
>>577622571I refused to pay taxes after some anon posted his no LH umas.
>>577622475I mean I'm a buhi and the guy also running no LH also had a full MLB SSR deck so it's probably only something people with decks like ours can try
>yeah she has A in late surger for some reason to fuck with your pink spark farming nigga cry about it
>>577622379Updated or not, it's a useful starting point at least. Thank you!
>>577622236gyaru shichi hate.
>>577621835>another hrt induced melty
>>577622639hi-chan, ai-chan
>>577622087>lb1 LH>no CBit's overthanks for the deck
>>577622751
>>577622921me and my mom
>>577622672she also has innate late surger corners lol what were they thinkingunless...
>>577622658No LH mean you get charming in predebut and enough rainbow to get all early FT songs. Very high roll.I would try that only after I got all usable aces.
>spend both 1st anni vouchers I've been hodling to MLB uokka>forgot to buy monthly shop reset stuff>SR tickets give me thisMore rainbow cleats...
>>577617898you have exposed yourself as being doubly if not triply creative as Japsomedetou? I guess.....
>>577622658Well I could have run MLB Fine and MLB Kita instead of the SR wits and borrow Curren SSRor something. Funny enough my LH run was about that good as well. GL just doesnt click with me for some reason, despite me winning plat too last CM
>>577622921my wife and our daughteroyakodon every single night
>>577623148>spent earlybaka
>>577623081>No LH mean you get charming in predebutWhat? Is there some event that gives charming early if you don't have LH
>>577617782does anyone have CB or Suzuka's ramen scene like this? I NEED THEM SO BADLY
>>577622908I do love this granny a lot. Thank you anon.>dearyholy fucking CUTE
>>577623063OYL + lightning surge into budding blossom 1.2 worth of accels BABY
>>577620509Will Cygames ban overseer users, saw posts days ago they can highroll like madmen since people said you can see the outcome
>>577623035I suddenly want to play goo goo babies
>>577618740She's my wife but to be fair to everybody else she doesn't release for 2 more years on Global.
>>577623283 >>577623274sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>577623248no he meant it's an ultra high roll run where you got charming early so your currency income is stronger and makes up for the lack of dark farewell
When these extra points get converted into carats I'm gonna be soooo richI should have about 1m by the end of the event
>>577623274
>>577623169why the fuck were you borrowing kita ssr if you have kita ssryou're right this is a trainer issue
dont forget to do your legend races
>>577622903>>577623318how sex with OGURI CAP and FUSAICHI PANDORA would be
>>577623464Because I didnt want to borrow an SR wit card duh.
>>577623403>When these extra points get converted into carats I'm gonna be soooo richthey get converted into monies
What is this a reference to?
>>577623625Carats are a form of currency aka monies
>>577623650bwo just admit you said the wrong thing
>>577623274co...pa?
>>577623747*dodges*
>>577623515millions would die
>>577623502dont forget to take your hrt
>at the mysterious alleyway
>>577623460fucked up that this artist is the only one making good porn of akyuto, but at least they didn't deform her like they did with other umas. god bless. or something like that idk
dont forget your pills
I want to caress and massage Daiwa Scarlet's rude breasts
>>577624037
>still 9d leftwhat do I even use this for now
>>577624084the stuttering at the start really pulls this whole thing together
>>577624143Limit testing
copa cabana
uhhhh... think I need some more shit to buy in this event
>>577624230shit happens
HMMMMMM SEEKING ZA PAARU!
>>577624457Is she good enough to survive against the white lightning of naniwa
>>577624164*grabs your ass and squeezes*
>>577624357but rickey isn't south americ*n.
>>577622287You should try King Halo.
>nothing to look forward to until wolf Brian followed by white Kitawhat now
suddenly mr cb
>>577625239
>>577624457more like seeking the paizuri
tried looking for spechud parents on uma.moe for flower but they all fucking suckis she the best inherit for her? I have my own spechud parent but wanted something better for my borrows...
>>577625334Most people are making Spe grandparents
>>577618740cygames told us to not do the umas gwo
to all end-closer hoguri oshi players, why aren't any of you offering a good CM18 parent yet?
>>577624357The hottest spot north of Havana?
>>577625562He heard about Nishino Flower
>>577625495Why would we help our enemies, especially when we know they are lazy to do their own own loop and waiting for a borrow
>>577623169hey im the best player in this general and ill try this out after i hit my parent borrows today
I literally cannot finish a single borrow run because of all the bullshit that happens. Not even an hour and I’ve already glued 3
>>577625495my shitty low affinity flower parent gives me 100 crowns every dayI don't even use her, I made a better flower for my current aces, but I won't change her if people still like herof course I also won't put to rent my endxog parents who wants yet another ryan with leap forward looped
Any cuties around right now?
tm umank o
going back to unity cup for training late surgers
>>577625495I am not running her End
go away, gaylord
Umamusume I did not expect to make my penis harder than an Umamusume's muscles>Copano Rickey>Eishin Flash>Dantsu Flame>Daiichi Ruby
>>577626113Hello.
how long do we have until the next CM, i want to loooooop
>>5776262582 weeks until it starts
>>577626113M-maybe
>>577626210bby pls, take me back, I'm sorry i flirted with that stillposter
>>577625495global is weak. shart falcon event proved it. even with auto-run, they cannot produce good parents.
I miss these retarded engagement bait videos from when global just released
>>577626113hey
>>577626337Because with an accelerated schedule we have fewer good seed days than JP.This is the biggest weakness of faster acceleration.
>>577621483What's with this meme? I always hit SS without her
>>577626458Auto-training will save Global, but only if they keep the discount to TP for staring a career.
>>577626850sex
need a man
>>577626458>seedslol this gaslight never fails to make me smile
I can't get SS rank while looping to save my life.
>>577626850Ruby WOOBY
>>577626980sweepy erotic
>>577626918need a woman
I think Bourbon is my most cursed Uma.Never an easy run with her .
>>577626918You have V, stop whoring around you skank
>>577620250Pump, nishino, for accels. At the limit you could also grab a straightaway one for insurance if you're really desperate, but if you still benefit noticeably at that point you're probably already losing.The usual suspects for late-race: TPulse, Rudolph, Barcarole. I suspect blue Teio is also underappreciated alongside those three.
>>577627028Remove 4 in a rows, add more race bonus, higher stats contribute more towards rating than total stats so build deck around that
>Just wait for mileKINO, it will be fun! Back to Oshi CM! >Half the thread is building end Hog
>machan is comeing>her voice is so sweet>learn more about her>fall in love with her>look at the amount of carats i have...
>>577622287Meh
is umama no longer the most desired /uma/poster now that he was exposed as a tranny
>>577627358You're supposed to be planning your rolls in 6 months increments nonnyI've been planning for soft machan thighs since I started this game
>>577627358Pull plan must be preserved
>>577627358It's time to use THAT, bro
>>577626487>I always hit SS without herwith Fuku you can even reach UG while running G1 schedule with some pretty light deck
LMAO
Is it true that Cygames of America is planning to censor the bikinis we have to appeal to more to the modern audience?
>>577627507>t. Biko Pegasus
>>577627496yeah but is UG is a spark threshold because that's all that matters
>>577627242YOU FUCKERS CANT EVEN "LOCALIZE" CATCH PHRASES PROPERLY FFS
>Charming>Fast learnerThis is itThis is the run
>>577627507Why are you slandering her? Maybe she's a super ZASED trump supporter TERF homophobic chud?
>>577627693no mile S and you don't get the special song
>>577627693No.
Bros I think I'm in love
>>577627740The special song SUCKS anyway
>>577627507Why is Ryan missing her uma ears
>>577627557bro really be making up scenarios in his mind to be mad about lmao, get a real job if you're so bored
>>577627319considering the state of available borrows, all of the hoguris being built right now will either be deficient in style-aptitude (the importance being debatable, though in hoguri's case it's quite important) or likely missing an entire inherit. this is on top of hoguri being just a good gambler versus a consistent gambler in cm17. hoguri will not be oppressive, no real need to worry.
>>577627713Even if she is she did an awful job and should get beheaded (from her job)
Grok, generate an image of Yukino Bijin in a bowl of soup.
>>577627713everyone hates trump now, you'd have to be a genuine retard or a jew not to
>>577627852
>>577627852>though in hoguri's case it's quite importantwhy
>>577627713At the present moment I am not yet sure if xir's pronouns are she/her.
>>577627242>the human equivalent to vibe codingNo wonder
>>577627319Good news is that 90% of xog users are lazy casual bastards who can't even transform her into end closer
>>577627931Which English-speaking region is the phrase "I'm in the soup!" from? I hope this isn't another case of "Rub-a-dub-dub! Thanks for the grub!"
>>577627028Run GLUse Urara (mandatory), borrow Fuku/Throne, use Marvy or Nishino power, fill rest according to hints you want as long as you hit 50 RBMake sure to run 27-29 races because whichever measure they use to calculate the stats REALLY likes you running 27-29 racesIgnore the other anon, run 4-5 races if you need G1 affinity
>>577627507this is what "boyumas" would look like irl
>>577626252This boy has quite the fat ass
Am I the only one who realized Carlos is becoming quite cute...?Maybe HRT wasn't a gaslight after all...
>>577628106This is true>t. unashamed xog lover
>>577628206xhe has a more likeable personality than umama
>>577627603...I don't know
rape is funny
I want to perform cunnilingus on Agnes Digital
>>577627028hope this helps
>>577627931??shouldn't the plain translation be something like "what should I do?"
>>577627603Nyo
Today was such a great fucking day for parent runs, havent been this lucky in a long time
rape is fun
>>577627931>>577628465>SO QUIRKY JUST LIKE ME!!
>>577628523I wouldn't borrow this
>random eventnice
>>577628402t. the raped
>>577628739Mating press Pearl
>>577628629I dont give a fuckThis is for ME own FOOKEN personal use+the GP has this and the other gp has 18 whites
>>577628840It is really good
>>577628402
>looptard hours
>>577628905It's... fun?
looptard gamelooptard thread
>>577628907m8 its from a borrow I finally managed to turn into a GP by making a decent parent, im not a looptarded loopie loopnigger
Lobby?? I want ty try something meme1735149617351496
>>577628840if it doesnt have 3 blues a usable pink and at least 2 star scen spark its not good no matter the whites sparks on it.
>>577628986This is how you woo a woman
>"pffff...what a looper"
>>577628465If they wanted to just use Google translate they would
>>577629083Its 3 wit 3 pow 3 stam 7 med
>>577628365I should rape you in a dirty bathroom stall.
if you're a backline main and your loop doesn't have AT MINIMUM:>uma stan>nimble>leap forward>risky business>spirit staminathen it is GLUE. this isn't even considering the late or end-specific sparks, some of which are of equal importance to the style-agnostics.it is either PERFECT or it is TRASH.
>>577629235OK where do I get after school stroll and a 3rd recovery
>>577629108ain't that teh truthhttps://youtu.be/J1Wwg6bA3Xo?t=2730
i let oguri eat as much as she wanted and she got fat
>eehhhh sub 40 common parent line!?>kimoiiiiii!>only newcuties have legacies so underdeveloped>kyahahaha
>>577629396did you cum in her too
>>577627740>>577627757I got a summer with 2 rainbows and a summer with no rainbowfuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
>>577629063Need one more it's CM18 lobby btw
>>577629446oguri doesn't know what sex is
>>577629487so
>>577629445Shut up and make me a parent *rapes you*
>>577629487and?
>>577629471>>577629063blo it's supposed to be cloudy but it's RAINING
>>577629568this dog seems like dumb in the head
I am puppy-chan
>>577629198I mean that's the point, no?plain translation is what it would be quite literallythen they localize and and the flair?why is the plain translation already localized?
>>577629619Ooppss sorry
>>577629235hmmmm nyo i think i'm gonna hmmmm just borrow a good parent and use a 7 mile 7 stam parent of my own with ok skills
>>577629568>blonde woman with green/blue eyesI'm sold
>>577629741based based
>>577628407I bet she would make the best noises.
l**ptards when they lose to a lazy borrowgod with an ace made within 10 borrows
>>577629749
>>577628465But then it would be dry and boring.
>>577629828
>>577629720Reminder that localization is about erasing the previous meaning and intent>>577629913Eat a donut
>>577629828I looped and borrowed and won the last CM with an ace that only took me 3 attempts to make.
https://jiggie.fun/O3XvNmhttps://jiggie.fun/O3XvNmhttps://jiggie.fun/O3XvNm
>>577629619I did right this time, if you want to try again???1110551111105511
>>577629970she's cute but I don't like fuzzy things
>>577629828my ace parent and ace for last cm was 3 careers total and i won
>>577629838They should make a mode where you can train the original npc umas and give them the skills you want as a way of parent farming and having funBut convenience and fun is against cygames ways
>>577630110I will become Symboli
>>577629970Falco would do this
>looping?>No thanks bro, I'll just borrow a parent some SEA freak spent 3 months building then make a better parent than yours instantly
>>577630110Brown...
>>577630110
rate the /uma/ meta for the milekino cm
>>577629828What else am I gonna do until CM starts? I won't be as autistic as the guys getting 9*, I'll just inherit decent skills on decent blue and white on decent parents and borrow a godtier one
>>577629994Yes, anon. The point is to make it appeal to people not familiar with the region where the original content is from. Do you think a multi million dollar company is going to appeal to John Weeb, who wants paragraphs of TL notes, and not the mainstream audience?
>>577630035>>577630112>both not mentioning the total borrow count to make these parentsyou're not fooling anyone
>>577630273read stories watch porn
>>577630303Who cares about the total borrow count when you can just clanker your entire ancestry? You legit only need to manually make your ace now.
>>577630295Retard, the mainstream audience that is interested in umamusume IS John WeebThe mainstream audience is playing fortnite and persona, IF they're playing anything at allAnd the fact that you need multiple paragraphs and TL notes reveals the fact of your incompetence and inadequacy at the job of localizing properly
im not lending out the god parents
Why did they make Ramonu so hot?
>>577630268Wish i hade Nishino Flower too bwos
>>577630452Shakute
>>577630452I need her to knock the wind out of me
The funny thing about Umama hating loopers is that Uma&Co's danchou is actually a looptard himself
>>577630453Now that I think about it if I train good GGP for a style I main that pretty much means I'm settled for a good while and can work on my own GP and then I'm settled for a good year
>>577630493
xogniggers really be complaining about the nishKINO flower/lateGODS meta when it is not mediumslop (can't even be bothered to do 7 end sparks)
>Umama lost>Umama lost>Umama lostkeep shititng up the thread and you just wait till CM titles expose your fraudulent ass
>>577630585I'm too employed to know what this sentence even means
if this happens, you pull your umagun and blow her umabrain, then restart the runyou can't do that only on borrows
>>577630357She looks like she's seeking something
i dont really understand why people are trying to borrow my 9 sprint uma
>>577630303I only had to press a few buttons for that every day, for 5 mins each. Why does that matter?
>>577630503Oguri Ca my beloved
looping is just what I do to pretend I have something to do because autos exist now
>>577607398Because they didn't have acceleration or the people running them often didn't use unrestrained. Machan has a fuck ton of acceleration.Shrimple as.
Some of my ggparent have good 3* blues so they just ranked up to gparents by default
Can i use gold skill>It's on On pace chasers?
>>577630673Are these xogniggers in the room with us? Are these complains somewhere other than your head?
>>577630889Yes, it's good.>>577630925SEX
>>577630889yes, the mambo wit card is very underappreciated
hello can someone help?im training ryan parent with a deck full of end closer skills but when autotraining finishes i dont have any gold skills from the cards, in fact i barely get any end skills at allmy ryan is boosted to B end closer, is something wrong? do i need light hello?I'm trying to loop white sparks
>>577630932well duh they aren't in the lobby room with us nigga thats what i just said
>>577630974>>577630968Yeah i have mambo card but it's 0lbIs it alright? ( i dont have good SSR wit cards)
cm18 status?
>>577630817I hope machan fucks in sprint and sloptubers are just underestimating her
>>577631129LOOOOOOOOOOPING
>>577631072The card? Hell no.An MLB Sr card would be much better
>>577631140most sloptubers I watch have good things to say about her she's just not meta
>>577631129For me it's looks x100 harder to cook, than dirt cm
>>577631129parents doneaces half doneonly need to looooooop ace runs until mile S
>>577631129I'm gonna suurge, AHH I'M SUURGING
>>577631140Who the fuck is saying Machan is bad she's literally top tier for sprint for years only really powercrept in the future by Gay Bakushin and herself
Open for your trainee
>>577631157
>>577631351>gay bakushin kek
>>577631140Main problem is just being a sprint specialist but if you like running fronts in sprint, especially for LoH in future, her unique is good.
>>577631358My legs? Strange request for a training session but I'm open to new experiences if it means my ESTEEMED trainee can perform better in athletics and academics
me when im in hot soup
>>577630983Getting gold skills from cards that are not pal cards is stupidly rare in bot runs. Regarding end skill hints you might just be unlucky. Ryan has F end closer by default, you can only raise it to B max, you need inspiration hits to raise it to A
Hagbros we're so fucking back
>try to daughterzone your Uma>They force their way out
DANCHOUUUUUTHIS IS THE LAST OF MY TP POTSTAKE IT FROM MEEEEE
>>577631547Me when you're in hot soup
Ace Attorney 1 and its consequences have been a disaster for game localization
why are you making that face furawa...? you have to pass this training.....
>>577629396I'll pound the fat out of her with some vigorous fucking.
wtf, dober is actually kinda cute...
This localization stupidity for some reason reminded me of the pokemon docs and I can't stop thinking that maybe we're engagin in the thinly disguised fetish of the freaks translating the game
>>577631864She's cuter with 10 cocks in/around her.
>>577631864
>>577631954did you get banned from a discord or something, or why bring that up here? anons generically like the TL, the game is praised for it, yeppers is one of /uma/'s favorites, it's weird to see all these recent posts
now that someone is recycling the translation "drama" from a few days ago. it's pretty funny seeing so many retards complaining about how Helios talking in outdated zoomer dialogue is character assassination when her JP counterpart does the same shit, talk in an outdated gyaru dialect that no one understandsin fact, if the job was more accurate, she would be saying shit like lulz epic troll u mad bro and other shit
>>577632281>no one understandsspeak for yourself unc
Has anyone done parent runs on GL manually to feel how the bot runs are like?
Am i retarded, but i never asked this, how much difference between mile A and Mile S?
>>577632427mile S is 10% faster
>>577632281>implying gyarus and gyaruspeak aren't a staple since forever in anime and japanese mediaUh oh tourist melty
Kurenai imouto...
>>577631591Based.
>>57763242710%
>>577632369modern anime and manga want to revive it but gyaru culture is pretty much dead, japanese zoomers would rather be a jirai kei nowadays
when the loooooooooooooooping hits just right>>577632541helios gyaruspeak is very outdated (in the japanese way she talks)
>>577632663this, it's the new visual keit. has zoomer friends from Japan
>>577632494right before she rapes me
>>577632697JP Helios is outdated (endearing)EN Helios is modern (despective)
Uma stan so reclusive borrowing king halo every run now.
>>577632496>>577632640But does uma speed up to the max speed at the end?
>>577632697the only good hint there is tail held high tho
>>577630983Getting end sparks from Ryan is hard as shit, especially if you're already looping a bunch of skills. Make sure you stack those end sparks on her parents and then get good RNG. If you can do that while hitting SS, you're good, but I would prioritize SS rank over anything else if you're already at the parent-making stage. You'll almost always need Ryan's inherit for all backliners, but you can get end sparks more consistently on other characters.
EN helios is already outdated because tiktok has melted people's brains hard enough to the point where slang doesn't last more than a few months at BEST.>>577632815
>1* wit>1* umastanGWUHG
>>577632541that's not what I'm saying retard, she talks like a gyaru with very outdated dialogue which has no equivalent in the english language, so the best they could come up with is making her talk like a retarded zoomer with also outdated words
>>577631864everyone is saying this
Hello friends!!
>>577632869If you're doing things right, absolutely.You need the stam to do the burstand the accel to hit your top speed ASAPand from that point on, you're running 10% faster than you would've been with Mile A.But even without accel speeds or exceptional power, you'll still hit your top speed within 200m. But that's rarely enough to win racers.
>>577633072
I'm a loop addict
>>577633072babposter are you a jp spy
>>577633017I'll give them the benefit of the doubt because the only feasible options are zoomerspeak, valleygirl and niggerspeak, and I'm 100% sure none are the ideal choiceMY real complaint is why EVERY dialogue is retarded with both her and Digital. I also despise the use of the word stan, and her retarded lingo even in places where she just speaks normally
>>577633154umama isn't gonna like this...
>>577633101Got it, ty bwo
>>577633120That's cute, two Cafes!
>>577633269Because it's adults trying to guess how teenagers talk. It will almost always be cringe especially when it's some whitewashed corporate executive whose been in the business way too long
>>577632883why SS?
>>577633269that's a (You) proble tbqhwyf
>>577633547>why SS?nta but it increases the chance of 2~3 white sparks
Is Wonder Acute a hag?
>>577633120Wow!>>577633212No!
>>577633547reaching SS rank gives you better chances to obtain sparks.
I like how we just accepted the skill named uma stan
Instead of a Legend Race they should make a Dream Race where you go up against a super tough Urara and can win star shards or something and it starts with a little animation of Urara napping before you fade into her dream and the race has a hazy filter to make things dreamlike and everything is pink while the stands are full of stuffed animals.
I haven’t actually trained a trainee in a week+ what’s even the point the clanker will do it…
im from umastanvery nice place
>>577633687At the start of her career - noat the end of her career - yes (iirc 6 years later)
I like how we just accepted the term oshi
>>577633770Wouldn't you like to live there as well? Running on the beautiful steppes of Umastan with your cute trainee.
>>577633850I be maleMay I be your Umastah
>>577633687she's a hag LARPer.
>>577633775"The weak should fear the strong."-Haru Urara
>>577631864many are saying this
>>577633269stan is a good interpretation of the word oshi to be honest, both come from idol culture and mean almost the same saying "she's my oshi" and "I'm her stan" have pretty much the same meaning, the problem comes from them just using both sometimes in the same sentence so what's even the point of not just using the word gachikoi as stan at that point and keep it only related to JP idols
>>577633610>my problem is>that's a you proble
Please spoonfeed me about the Libra Cup, next CM. Also, what's the best deck for clanking right now?
>>577634192proble boble
>>577633770>ウマ好みShould've been Uma Enjoyer
>>577633975I would abandon my homeland in a hearbeat to live in Umastan
What are the best cards to fish for hints during my parent farming runs?I assume for fronts it's Maru and for ends it's CB, but what about pace and late?
>>577633072Hello bwo!
I LOVE UMASTAAAAAAAAANI WILL SACRIFICE MY LIFE FOR UMASTANUMASTAN ZINDABAD
>>577633269They don't even fucking use "stan" enough which is a perfectly acceptable localization for "oshi" bro, instead they fucking went with the vtumor localization of using "simp" for it, which I absolutely abhor.
stan smith american dad
As karmic justice for my 85% WR XOguri getting blocked insanely hard and finishing 3rd in CM finals, Shiraoki blessed me on the daily pull.If its an Uma I like a bit but not oshi I'll do dailies during her banner and hope for the best. I've got 3 Umas this way before but this is the first time I got the actual banner.
ew ugly dream journey hag gross
>>577634516Cute and sexy Dober truth nuke
Is there any way for auto training to remember the fucking races I put? I'm tired of forgetting to load up the agenda and running nothing
>>577634431I agree there, 'simp' has purely negative connotations and isn't a good translation for the relationship between fan and idol
>>577634570There's an option for such in JP, not yet for us though.
>>577634464Congrats, Anon!
>>577634464what do you need this uma for tho? You're just gonna train xog+rudolf+grass every cm
>>577629828I loop to make 1 okay parent then borrow a godlike parent
>>577634638I always found it annoying how i have to kill a MANT run just so I can set up a proper schedule without having to deal with the career goal races fuckery.
if Dober was a pokemon she would be 4x times weak to the fighting type (represents the strong human male)
>>577634845literally meI love men.
>>577634845>ice/rock typeLow tier foid lmao
Laurel waiting room
>>577634464naisu
>>577634105
>>577634464Lady Luck works in mysterious ways
I LOOPED SO HARDAND GOT SO FARBUT IN THE ENDMY BLUES AND PINKS ARE FUCKING 1*
>>577629828I'm looooooping because when you filter for good blue, good pink and 3+ of the 10 mandatory front skills, uma.moe returns zero parents
so called Dober "fans" will tell you that they love her but will look at her like this when she starts infodumping about whatever the fuck veggie caroline is
>>577634987she looks like ice/steel to me but there isn't much of a difference
>have to loop out the whites for ggp>then have to make it stick on the gps with good blues and pinks>then have to make it stick on the direct parents with good blues and pinkscan you even do the last 2 steps in time for CM
>FalcoLawful Good>Falco fansChaotic Evil>CurrenLawful Evil>Curren fansChaotic Good
if i had a penny for every maya femtorenai would have like3 pennies
looping is only a problem for frontFAGGOTS. pace only needs head on and late only slick surge, every other white is just a bonus
The waiting game begins
>>577635330he wants those biscuits
rate the loopa /uma/2* turf/stam
>>577635534xe is not going to like this...
>>577635545Just unlock her you dummy
>>577635356depends on how far you want to goit's not too bad to get 2 blue (any stat) and 2 pink (target distance) and 3-4 whites but you'll have to actually spend tp drinks/carats
>>577634207/uma/ PLEASE HELP
looptards would rather loop than look at the gorgeous girl in front of them.
>>577635356i think a good compromise is whitemaxxed on your side and then borrow an ehhh 9* whatever 9* mile and start praying
>big horse named cheval grand>means big horsekojima does it once again holy shit
>>577635356no? of course not. "good" blues are 2*+ power and stamina, odds of that are between 5-10% on top of a 40% chance, = 2% - 4% max, which means on average 25+ careers. Bear in mind that this is entirely separate from getting inherits on your needed whites, so Shiraoki-sama alone knows how infinitesimally small of a chance you have of getting an excellent parent
>>577635682that would take me like 10 minutes to type out man
>>577635793appropriately big butt too
HOW THE GUCK DID NOT ONFOTNEO OF MY EVENTS SFINISH
>>577635904they are just very good rivals
>>577635904Kris is so cool...
>>577635961IS THAT A
When are they adding Finger
>>577635872pwease
>>577635961GYATTT
>waifu game for lonely men>every waifu is a IesbianWHY?
>>577636208when they also add Maurice and Albert
>>577635578Your ignited spirit wit?
>>577634769>I like but not oshiI dunno, she's not meta and not a top 5 favorite but still on the higher end of ones I like. She's cute and silly and stylish.
Bwos... not pulling for Nice Nature Wit might have bricked me... she's my permaborrow so now I can't use Ruby...
>>577636193
>>577636212I'm even less inclined now
>>577636208>When are they adding {horse in its 3YO season)5 yearsJust like JP had to wait for Taiho
Umas that don't have a friendly rivalry and instead HATE another uma?
>>577634207>>577635682>Go on hakuraku, click umalogs>look at the biggest circle on the top right>it's XOguri Cap (End Closer) as in Peak>click on itit will tell you exactly what you need to do
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>577636397
>dirt test wants you to use falcoI'm glad I will never run that disgusting umadol
>>577636362you're worthless sack of shit that deserves no more trainees and should kys immediately
>>577634207>borrow fuku speedreplace CB with your favorite clanking card, be it Halo for umastan, Falco for groundwork, Tachyon for pacechud skills, SMaru for sex>next cmplay your oshimy oshi? end oguri cap, camping taiki, and grass wonder forma debuffer
>>577636275Because it's hot?
>>577636525Win Variation towards OrfeOrfe toward Shion is just "Who?"
>>577633687>>577633996>>577633851
You don't hate localizers enough
>>577635545nobody actually does this, right? It's just a joke, right? what do you have to gain by not unlocking a 3* uma? The chances of her spooking you are 2% of a 3% chance, so 0.06%. If my math is wrong, someone correct it, but holy shit this looks like the stupidest idea /uma/ has had yet.
no one cares rightoid
>>577636829wait, helios isn't supposed to be a zoomie? what are gayrus like?
>>577636525tosen jordan seems to despise golshi because golshi wants to kick her, but it's probably friendly banter
>>577636829What discord you coming from gwochacho?
>>577634207>Libra Cup, next CMFronts inherit Seiun Sky and loopPaces inherit Nishino FlowerLates and Ends inherit Ryan and borrow the Ruby SSR>Also, what's the best deck for clanking right now?Grand Live, you need Light Hello and MLB Fuku. The rest depends on your deck but I haven't had below SS with those two plus welfare Marvelous, Flower SR, MLB Tachyon, and Shinko Windy SR
>>577636829to be fair they are kinda correct, gyarus are well known for sure but the knowledge of their culture doesn't go beyond tanned skin, animal print, and tight white shirts, which only comes from porn doujinshi
>>577636896I need more fanart of Sexsuit Skyoh my god
>>577636829vote for trump again and make a change bwo, maybe that will bring Senran Kagura back from the dead as well!
predictions how much longer he is going to keep posting about itweek?two weeks?three?
>>577636829That's the point you absolute fucking retard who doesn't play the game, in fact it "aging" helped the localization for HELIOS immensely.
>>577636829Can we get this on Asmongold and Rev's radars?
>>577637105???What are you on about? I don't see anything
oh no
I like when I post the unlockable uma screenshot then anon gets mad. Too bad the next is Digitan in 50 days
>>577636970>friendly banterGolshi literally gets the itch to bully Jordan at random times.
is borrowing Fuku really better than borrowing THE THRONE for clanking?
>>577636829Better hope your fave doesn't get picked up by the wrong trannylator and forever ruined in global
>>577637250fuku is for securing 600s and pushing to 1100 in one stat. throne is for SP.>t. i don't loop
>>577637207It is pretty funny, I'm holding onto unlockable Taiki right now because I won't have any use for her any time soon and will be rolling on Tama&Inari banner.
>>577637325go back to twitter
>>577637204
>>577637227she can tank it
would you take this deal
hiany men?
>>577637402>lolcowlization simpstan
>>577637250I don't borrow either and get SS 4200 SP anyway... I think they are gaslight cards
people sure do get fired up about localizers but never ever ever ever learn hiragana or katakana, let alone kanji to make a better translation themselves
>>577634403I love the abrupt craziness of some umas entering and leaving a room with super skip on, Fuku being the funniest
>>577637402>twitter is the only place that cares about this
>>577636691sorry you had to pity
>>577636483What about now?>>577636576>No cheer Halo in End I am surprised. >>577636702Noted, thanks.>>577637019So basically nothing new... Also, is there really any reason to take Ryan when the corner in late race is super short?
>>577635719I am looping because I am seeing the gorgeous girl in front of me that lives in your house
>>577637516It's twitter tourists coming here because uma gets banned on /v/>>577637573I only see twitter screencaps
>>577637440Wht about the gameboard inn Rula?
>>577637491post clanker deck or fake
>>577637227Sick moves... and she looks more erotic than usual here
>>577637398why 1) is she on the floor B) is her clothing disheveled and iii) does she appear terrified?
>>577637516What if I learned hiragana and katakana to play WP?
Report and ignore.
>>577637325>faveour're right but I have to agree you should go back to tumblr or whatever hole you came from
>>577633850umshallah
>late teio has almost as high winrate as end xmas oguri.How does that work?
>>577637632why would you need to screenshot posts you can read here already?
>>577637491I end up with 3.8k+ SP and ~1100 speed, ~700 in every other statI'll just watch a sloptuber I guess
>>577637440yes but I would actually do stuff not *just* be around
>577636275What the fuck is a iesbian
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA THEY ARE LOCALIZING
>>577637547I wonder how Bakushin fucking dying at the Fan Fest looks like with the super skip
>>577637205I have sword that was consecrated by a priest five years ago. COME AT ME SUNDAY SILENCE
Can we go back to shitting on smart Falcon?
who up looping they uma rn
hear me outLOOPcalizing
>>577637703oshi is a gay weeaboo word althoughbeitly
>>577637740her unique (both blue and red) activates really well on long corners, it's a whale pick because you need some mutating, good sparks, and a late deckI wanted to run her but the thought of playing an uma that has to win haruten and has no power growth is just tiring
>>577637740Nvm its team winrate.
there is no way to translate nakama
>>577637832ugh, HIV-ridden post
>>577635515I’ve noticed that a lot of affectionate charactets tend to be popular with both genders.
>>577637740Both are bad lmao
>>577637627sorry I'm too dumb to know what you said without assuming
>>577637740lates have an abundance of accel options and current speed is strong but scarce.
damn, Doto is actually a villain.....
>>577638003and she never goofs up
>>577637779something I don't believe in
>>577637740theres one guy boosting the wr
>>577637585Inheriting Let's Pump is worth it in any track where late race starts in a corner, even if that corner is only a single metre. If you didn't activate it at the start of late race, it probably means someone else did and your backliner lost anyway. Which is why mid race to fight for that 6th place is very important.
>>577637865>'fave' is a manly wordI'll just assume you're falseflagging from the very beginning
>>577637440FUCK no. I want this dickhead dead
>>577636829I don’t know anything about gyaru outside the aesthetic, how do you translate the dialect into English?
>>577637865Where the fuck do you think you are kisama? Shouldn't you be playing handegg with your frat buttfuck friends?
Hugging Smart Falcon?
>>577637779is a phase women go through before getting a dick that changes their perspective in life
>ningen-postingk, i'm out
>>577637649borrow light hellouse a broken uma like Gold City or Mayathis is what I do all day
>>577637516>"Ah yeah, you think this thing is bad? Well where is YOUR [thing here] huh?? Yeah, thought so!"This will never not be the biggest cope imaginable. I don't even care about the localizer troon discussion, I just think your argument is mentally retarded and the sign of a defensive dumb dumb.No, you don't need to be a translator to be able to judge translationsNo, you don't need to be a film maker to judge movies or TV showsNo, you don't need to be a game dev or indie tumblr troon to judge video games
>>577637440Rulership is a sore loser and smells bad
>>577638101>redditship>yet i'm the falseflagger
AIIEEEEEEEEE
>>577638110>the look she gives you thinking you’ll let her be a NEET wife
>>577638146It's the room hosting debate. They only want to complain but would never propose an alternative themselves.
>>577638284>looping irrelephant umasmeh i'm good with 3900-4000 sp
>>577638284>or MayaMaya is broken?
>>577638327
>>577638390bro is looping elephants
>>577638396she gets a ton of SP
>>577638327click it so it cures your slow metabolism naturally
>>577638472lmao what the fuck is that laugh
i'm convinced that half of you have no idea what you're doing in regard to "looping". the other half aren't even bothering to.
>Chiyo won't be meta again until next year
>>577638472gold clan girls never fail to make me gosling for them (not golshi fuck off)
>>577638687no one cares for the dog anymore, her time is over since the schizo took over posting her while being GAY AS FUCK and a tranny
>loop this >loop that Why don’t you loop your girlfriend’s finger with a ring?
>>577638761
>>577638337>but would never propose an alternative themselves.Here's your reasonable criticism: Maybe Digitan shouldn't speak like a retard when the jp text has her speaking normally. People aren't so stupid they're unable to search what "oshi", a term that's used within western fanbases for years, means. An actual weeb on the team would have known that.
>>577638687at least she's meta sometimessome umas don't even get that...
>>577635008shekkusu
>>577638309you're right, but in this case they're complaining about changes in dialogue they can't read let alone understand from a culture that's already dead among japanese teens, hence the outdated slangyou could ask the average weeb what gyarus are and they'll only come up with shit they saw in nhentai
>>577638806
>>577638806this
>>577638761>(not golshi fuck off)bbbbbbbbbbbbbased>>577638806my GF already looped my finger with her tail hair
>>577636829It's more terrible when the umas are clearly speaking English but the translations say different stuff.What is even a Hot Rod anyways
>>577637865So true global bro
>>577639016
>>577638815
Holiday luncheon
>>577637440yes, but she has to take care of the children. she probably thinks she can keep from getting pregnant, but we'll see how long she can win at that game (hint: it's not very long).
>>577639030>What is even a Hot Rod anywaysMy penis inside Almond Eye, hope that helps
>>577639113>>577639113>>577639113freshy
>>577639239kill yourself
>>577638676well, you're gonna share your homework with the class or are you gonna keep vagueposting
oh, it's a rerun episode
>>577639239nah
Why does this schizo keep doing it?
>>577637797THEY'RE SPREADING THEIR CHEEKS AND SHITTING IT OUT
>>577639610attention they don't get in their personal life
Yeah time for bed, goodnight dacchis
>>577639720Goodnight bwo, I've got better things to do anyway
>>577639720good night bro
>>577638228>most women are naturally bisexual according to women but it's also a complicated endeavor>taste dick? liked it? straight>taste dick? didn't like it? lesbian>like dick and pussy? bisexual>taste pussy and dick? didn't like it? asexualMan it sure is complicated
