Previous: >>577639113>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Yukino Bijin (3*), Seeking the Pearl (3*), SSR Smart Falcon, SSR Silence Suzuka, SSR Daiichi Ruby, SR K.S. MiracleCurrent CM: Libra Cup - Hanshin turf 1600m - Mile/Right/Fall/Firm/1600Current Event: 1.5-Year Anniversary Celebration Part 3, Trainer Aptitude Test>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/kapy9o.jpg08/05 - Yukino Bijin (3*), SSR Silence Suzuka, SSR Smart Falcon08/05 - Virgo Cup - Medium/Right/Fall/Good/200008/12 - Seeking the Pearl (3*), SSR Daiichi Ruby, SR K.S. Miracle08/13 - New Legend Races08/18 - Halloween Agnes Digital (3*), Halloween Meisho Doto (3*), SSR Daitaku Helios, SSR Mejiro Palmer08/18 - Days Flying By Story Event08/25 - Aston Machan (3*), SSR Fine Motion, SSR Maruzensky08/25 - Libra Cup - Mile/Right/Fall/Firm/1600>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Summer Fusaichi Pandora (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
I feel like I don't really know when a run is "starting good"like everyone said grand live is all about chain abandoning careers until "a good start" but idk what a good start is outside of obvious shit like charming
seiun sky sucks
Jigg menu:https://jiggie.fun/XM9o2Hhttps://jiggie.fun/XM9o2Hhttps://jiggie.fun/O3XvNmhttps://jiggie.fun/O3XvNm
get naked
Question to people who have been making aces with ruby pwr. How many spd/sta/pwr sparks do you have and how much spd/sta/pwr you end up with?
>my trainer confessed he's looptarded
Tachyon LOVE
ryan LOVE
Digitan LOVE
Hayahide
>>577659967Fast Learner or bust.
>he spends multiple hours a day posting on /uma/
>>577660106I want to have sex with Transcend so bad
LOVE
>>577660023WHORE>WHOREWHORE>WHOREI expected that from Curretesan, not you, Pearl
>>577660176It could always be worse anonYou could spend multiple hours a day posting on a dedicated vtuber website/board
>>577660176not enough to be respectable, it isn't enough until one is spending multiple DAYS per day doing that
>>577659660>Pearl is one of THOSE Umas like FinemoNooooooo
>>577660256Special Week.......you need help
>>577660361your deck confuses me.
YOU ARE NOT PEARL FUUUUUUUUUCK
So uhAre they gonna add more shit to buy in this event or are my tokens useless now?
>>577660443why
wahey
>>577660443it's an umama deck, don't try to undestand it
>>577659967Why are posts with someone training Obuhi always attached to the most idiotic questions?
>>577660414mares are finicky creatures
>>577660527Sex with the zoomer until I wahey all over her gyatt 67 style
>>577660471sexo
>>577660480Nevermind
>>577660487The tokens you don't use get converted to carats at a 100 to 1 ratio so keep grinding hard
>grinding gerald
>>577660616Strangely aggressive for a pretty basic question there, you wanna talk to us about how last CM went for you?
>anons have been 2x rewarding their clanker runs during the test eventlol.lmao.
looping larry
>>577660665How the fuck do umas have the most pathetic asses/thighs in all of gacha games, this pose looks so sadTHEY'RE PROFESSIONAL RUNNERS
>hates men, hates heteronormativity, hates whites, hates Christianity>Cygames: YOU'RE HIRED!!
>>577660361?????????????????????????
>hrt henry
>>577660760Seethe
>seething seth
mind if i disillusion some waifufags here?umas only see their trainer as a father figure. the age gap and the power dynamic would make anything romantic creepy. only inceIs disagree.
>>577661136lmao nail on the head
>alliteration albert
>577661007Reposting the same troll posts don't get (You)s, by the way. If you put in at least a modicum of effort, you'll do much better.t. routine trannylator post shitstirrer
>>577659967The easiest way to learn is to just finish careers out and get a feel for it that way. I think too many people skipped straight to chain abandoning careers before learning the scenario
>>577661194based
>>577659773Elongated and protruding.
>>577661249mean to >>577661007
>>577660962japan is anti-assthis website is also anti-ass because of /pol/'s hatred of black people
>>577659952frontgawds stick together
>>577661330Thanks gwokowski
how is one meant to respond?
>allison cottrell
>>577660023>Healthy bitPearl, you have your whole melons out in open.
Fuji Kiseki
fucky kisucky
>>577660361
>>577661409Where are the /uma/ certified front loops
kitafuck sexasan
>>577661439>image is citing helios of all thingsI keep saying the people screaming about localizers lost the plot as soon as they dragged helios into the argumentThey were starting to convince normies but apparently people here going to twitter really don't know how to pick their battlesPointing out the removal of "christmas"? Good argumentPointing out removing borubon saying "master"? Good argumentTRYING TO CLAIM HELIOS OF ALL PEOPLE SHOULD SPEAK SIMPLE PLAIN ENGLISH? Congrats, you handed the trannies a free win and lost the argument
>>577661552Steals your used laundry everyday!
>>577661432Uh oh melty works wonders even if you're the one being dunked on for what I've seen
>>577661612even atp the special priority is at like 50 because the songs picked uptechnically it starts at 40 too since that's the free one you get in the beginning
>>577661684Personally I don't mind Helios having retarded zoomer speak, but does it have to be on EVERY line?That's too brainrotten even for the character
>>577661890why does Ruby keep saying 26
>>577661684nuance tends to be a bit of a weakness for the autistic types
>>577661757It makes her happy. You want her to be happy, don't you?
>>577661684Cygames global releases have avoided christmas for a long time now. Priconne global, world flippers and gbf, it's holiday in all of them.
should I use my beginner 3 star selector on Teio, Rice, Mejiro McDouble or Spe? I like them all a fair bit. got Stromboli Rudolf from the random 3 star ticket, but i just don't mesh/vibe with her for some reason..
>>577661625this is one of my better ones
>another translation seetheis there another /v/ thread about it?
>>577660023>tranny hag is a nudist Burn it
>>577662120These have been the same posts for about 4 threads now, word by word.
>>577660770I'm not but I have been rerolling sparks
>>577661684>I love when umas speak like negrosTotal zoomer death
>>577662220I know and I'm wondering if it's some /v/tard being mad or what
>>577662220>>577662310>there's only one people that disagrees with meLmao holy schizos
>>577662048Fuji Kiseki telling you not to take a shower before you two have sex!
>>577661920>That's too brainrotten even for the characterIt really isn't, even the unnofficial translations make her say BUSSIN and shit because she's nearly incomprehensible in JP quite often (intentionally)
>rightoid ronald
>>577662107>beginner 3 star selectorYou know who
>>577662383okay well you can go back to /v/ now
[complaint about localization ][complaint about localization] "tranny" [complaint about localization] [complaint about localization] "retard"
>>577661552Divorce your uma
Huh, this run ended up going OK. I'm upset I didnt get any speed greens to make up for the 50 effective speed I am down but with in body and mind and racing stam I probably have enough skills for the late race for it to not matter? Guess I'll just join rooms and find out.
10 days
>>577661684Judging by the replies (and what replies go down on twitter) yeah, Helios appears to be what kills the anti-localizer arguments lmao
>>577662575until what
Is Tumblr raiding us?
>>577662454>Jannies ban /v/ma discussion but leave up localizer arguingHmmmmm I'm nyoticing
>>577662413>>577662538Love your uma.
>>577662513[random twitter screenshot from some weird chud] tranny [complaint about localization]
>>577662107if you're not chasing meta then it really, really doesn't matter who you pick.teio is homeless.rice is living in a cardboard box.makween is a viable parent unit.spedchud is, at least, a usable unit AND a parent but is, unfortunately, spedchud.
>>577662513Helios shouldn't be using woke slangs
>>577662224you should reroll on every borrow you get all the skills you want from
>>577662619No it's the Mongols.
>>577662619do you understand how dead tumblr is these days?Gotta love posts like this that auto-expose someone for being 40 years old, we're being raided by Gaia next
>>577662656I just got a warning for reporting them here
>>577662785Actually we're being raided by Ebaumsworld.
>>577662750you don't play the game
>>577662785Actually we're being raided by ebaumsworld
>>577662708>boyuma>lesbian
>Have no friends, family, or hobbies>My only comfort in life is my oshi>allison cottrell trannylates her into a Iesbo>Somehow I am not allowed to be mad
>>577662789probably because uma musume is for /vg/ and generals don't belong on /v/It's almost like you deserved the warning because your report was retarded
>>577662598until her!
can easily amputate
>>577662926even in jp they are lesbians bro >>577662919
I love coupon bug dot com
>>577662445I mean Oguri is cute, but I don't know. >>577662741I see. one last thing before I just say fuck it and pick one, why is Spechud being Spechud unfortunate?
>>577662958OHsprint front is interestingI don't like them treating me like a retard with giving innate gw and ttl thoughI want an excuse to keep using boboand yes my parents are bad because I'm not autistic but they are quite literally calling you retarded by handing out those skillsbut anyway I'd like her for sprintingprolly buy a pigger packer and dailer
>>577662926just learn japanese bwo
>>577662958I haven't been this excited to pull since the beginning of this year
>>577662879>>577662897>>577662785based actual boomers, bet you have 100 TF2 reaction images on your hard drive and would be fun to get a drink with
>>577662990You trust your uma with your other appendages, you can trust them with your hand
is this game as fun as the memes?
>>577662785Actually no, I don't have any idea. In fact I don't use social media besides 4chanWhere is their kind residing now?
>>577663115i don't think i'll ever be this hyped for another banner ever
Time to gatekeep.
>>577663231It's fun when you win and soul crushing if you lose
>>577663295Too late, there's already defendes even /here/
>>577663269I wish I could I bend like that
>>577663295More of a woman than Umama
>>577663128Let's go drink and sing Ebaums World Dot Com
>>577660480>>577660665Palmer AND pearl!NOOOO IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEEEEEE
>>577663269Most of my targets are over a year away after Machan. She's enough
I need her
Is macchan viable as PACESIRI hate fronts
>>577663250nta but twitter. and they've been there for 7 years now because no one at all bothered with tumblr after it banned posting porn.
Here, you can have it, /uma/.
>>577663345you don't play the game
i like watching girls legend u
>>577663250a mix of bluesky and twitter with discord on the side, there really isn't a lot of boards/forums these days, all of the internet sort of just melted into twitter
>>577662785>he needed a tumblr post to know this is an ojisan general
>>577663414>gyaru Fuck off
>>577663210what
>>577663231turn back before it's too late. you will never be rewarded for your effortsi've never won finals in a CM with over 60% wr
>>577661684Do you want to post it a third time just in case someone hasn't replied yet?
>>577663424>pacesissy
>>577663060>why is Spechud being Spechud unfortunate?i cannot comprehend your question.>>577663231with the recent inclusion of auto-training, this game went from "quite demanding" of your time to "sporadically demanding" and only if you care for PvP.>funthe "fun" scenario essentially killed the server for 3 months. the current scenario and most that follow are brainless clicking.
Pathetic CM18 Room 3552065135520651
Why don't /v/ma guys take over the threads on /v/ so they get janny sanctioned discussion?
>>577663414yuribro...
>>577663414She's a package deal, anon. You need to bring her friend, too.
>>577662750>Helios shouldn't be using woke slangscorrect, Daitaku Helios should be speaking like shakespearian librarian When she shouts WEIIIII she is actually critiquing the writings of Edward de Vere, the 17th Earl of Oxford: A highly educated aristocrat and poet who traveled in the royal courts of Italy and France
>>577663626they're too bad at the game
>>577663424she has TTL and an ult that requires 1st/2nd at the start of late race. why would you run her pace
>>577663709surely they have more than two plats
>>577662548>won 2 out of 3 public rooms>Brian surged in a front heavy lobby all the way from 8th and Bourbon won as a solo frontI guess I'm finals ready? I'll take the next few weeks easy then and just try and improve on what I have rather than stress out about this one.
>game for sad lonely men>every character is a IesbianWHY?
>>577663617>Suzuka image>host isn't using Suzuka
>>577661194I forgot to mention I'm trans btw, not sure if it matters
When I first learned about Machan, I thought she was a stallion because of that damn crown on her head.
>>577663776gwo /v/ma has only ONE A+ club and it's their strongest club
>>577662785I miss when Gaia posters were 4chan's boogeyman. Simpler times.
>>577663857fan farming doesn't equal cm wins gwo
>>577663808>game for sad lonely menIt is not. You must be thinking of games like Zenless zone zero, brown dust 2, or NikkeUma musume: Pretty derby is for horse racing enthusiasts with a soft spot for sports/isekai anime on the side. Adult relations between the player's self-insert and their uma are discouraged DIRECTLY by cygames.
>>577663295What an abomination of a haircut. Good god.
>>577663915retard
is there any reason at all to keep playing this dogshit game
>>577663915okay here's another example: they thought gutsmaxxing was the best build in mant you could make
>>577663502>>577663554>>577663296nyooo
>>577663914I miss the Gaia weebs. They were better than the ironic weebs we have now. They were pure.
>>577663994your oshis. that's literally it
>>577663920is there any reason at all to keep playing this dogshit game then?
>>577664003source: trust me
if fronts are shit, then what am i running front robo trainings all day for...
>>577664091You started playing the game off of a misunderstanding?
>>577663920>isekai
>>577664105? I literally browsed there during mant and they all were doing guts decks. even joined rooms
Dont forget to do your legend races
>>577663708Neck yourself, cuck
>>577664080she deserves encroaching shadow (with an evo that procs on corners as well) and a 0.55 current speed ult
>>577664158so do I? that's unfounded and they have stronger rooms than here
>>577664080Shit Uma
>wake up>not enough tokens from light hello>no mile S>not enough tokens from light hello>not enough tokens from light hello>no mile Swell, I'll see you guys tomorrow
>>577664236>they have stronger rooms than hereLOL
Cafe a cute!
>>577664236>and they have stronger rooms than hereLOOOOOOOOOOOLleast blatant /vm/a agent
>>577664149umagrok, crush this anon's balls
>Clank Grand Concert>Gives me exactly 1200 speed anywaywhat are the odds
uma musume is actually a shonen.
>>577664236Unless there's a /uma/ x /v/ma tournament, nobody gets to call nobody. Chill out
>>577664217holy actual seethe
>>577664302tachyon...
>>577663617Yeppers is... good!?
>>577664401It's Spokon specifically
>Zoomers want their uma to speak like their favorite roblox TikTok influencerNeck you're selves
>>577664405Even Keb would smoke the strongest player in /vm/a
>>577664503>front with 527 stam + 1 whitehuh whuh?
>>577664405>/uma/ x /v/ma tournamentthat would actually be fun, too bad both threads have to pretend to hate each other despite half of their posting population posting in both threads at once
I keep seeing the same posts, I feel like I am stuck in this cycle of...foreknowledge...
>577664538Why do this? Does baiting people make you feel any amount of genuine happiness whatsoever?
any umas that speak like they're from victorian era england?
>>577664538>>577664217mindbroken
Uhhhh frontbros your lobby wins?
>>577664657not true>t. knower
>>577663994yeah, to have sex with boys
>>577664728I don't want to talk about it...
>>577663456I do, unlike you larpers defending the big corporation
Which uma gives the best naizuri?
>>577664657true>t. knowest
>>577664541i've made lobbies on both and the quality isn't far off. i only win slightly more often on /vm/a lobbies than here, they have good trainers
>>577664728Not gonna reveal my strats until the CM Finals start gwo
>>577664802You don't
So, any frontgawds rolling for Palmer Stam?
>>577664818me as suzuka
>>577663698DOUBLE IMPREGNATION>>577664818Here's the top 5
>>577663502>60% wr>never winsbut where does the win rate come from then :^)
>>577664221+0.07 accel for every horse ahead at the start of late race+0.15 target speed for every horse ahead at the start of the last phase
>>577664903I'll just use the 2nd anni selectors on her instead
>>577664903any frontCHAD pulling for that card will be downgraded to frontkek status.t. the frontCHAD council
will she save fronts?
>>577664779I'd personally prefer sex with nee-san(s) but I can see your vision.
>>577665046lol
>my trainer posted the wrong reaction image
>>577665046she saves everything being so sexy
>>577664879Of course the literal child would be this retarded
Stop posting Oguri smiling images
>>577665131Proof you are playing the game?
>>577664860They used to be shit in the past, now it's more even, rooms here are still harder to win
>>577665173who is manually playing the game on a saturday night
>>577665046She's the first uma to powercreep XOguri, also when 1 front is good suddenly it makes every fronts better because they just need to cuck that one uma from getting first position and they can win too
I will embarrass myself by hosting again7347731373477313
>>577665252I accept your concession
>>577665283stop hosting bitch im not done making scuffed aces because of parent garbo
>>577665278kita white can be 1-3 though
>>577665323I accept your confession <333
>>577665076Life is all about balance. That's why i have sex with younger boys and older women.
>>577665283>unaffiliatedbwo...
>>577665335mmmmh nyo
clanking runs lets you roleplay not as a trainer but maybe like a whole company like Sunday Racing or the Mejiro estate
>>577665383Which uma would NOT say this?
>>577665383k-kya.. anon...
You don't stop the Xog. You survive it.
>>577665343Except you inherit her ult to everyone and fronts are bad at overtaking late-race so if she doesn't take first place she doesn't win usually.But it's insane to make several fronts duel with each other for LoH
CUTECUUUUUUUUUTE
>>577665486It's simple, we kill the xog
>>577665535thanks
>>577665521So then are fronts poop for a while or only until Kitasan's inherit can be spread around
>>577665384Waow... I never thought that I could do both. You're my hero, anon.
>>577665535wait I thought japan hated falco
>>577665535I saw recently some hoyosloppers saying their games are more iconic in comiket than uma and it made me wanna laugh
Does the JRA sell the hero posters? I want an Oguri Cap hero poster.
>>577665283ATTENTION FRONTGODS WE GOT A WIN
>>577665798i got a win too yesterday…
>>577665283wtf was that sky doing, is the AI programmed to block people?
>>577665115I'm not an armpit guy but whenever I look at Pitsan Sex I can't stop thinking about pulling out and shooting on her armpits for some reason.Thank you for coming to my Pit Talk.
FUCK YOU IW ANT TO PLAY TOO
>>577665798HOEH
>>577665798>the one and done
>>577665753as a guy who visits japan the only foreign gacha that can claim overseas fame is nikke, there's a little bit of hoyoslop but nothing groundbreakingholy FUCK there's a lot of nikke stuff in japanSadly there's less uma stuff in akihabara than there used to be...
>>577665891Uma never had a LOT of stuff but it was always stable
older women
>>577665854play with my wiener
>>577665709what information made you come to that conclusion?
older men
i like female girls
We love older women.
>>577665970Young Maruzensky manga when?
>>577660096>my trainer confessed he's trans
>>577665970I agree
>>577666063boyfriend free female girls?
>>577666028CUTE PIC HELLO??????????????? GLADLY
>>577666172slop edits of these two do unfortunately make my pp stiff
>>577665709there isn't one singular uma that's actually disliked by most fans.
>>577665638Fronts were good for Virgo but the stamina requirement was a problem. They are pretty good right now but since other strategies are valid it's hard to get a room with more than your fronts.They are fine for Scorpio but it's an XOguri CM againFor Sagittarius 2 they are the strongest. Capricorn 2 they are mid like last time except Falco and Machan. Aquarius 2 they are the meta with Rickey, Falco and S.Maru. Pisces 2 (Satsuki Sho) they are the meta with Kitasan White.Aries 2 (Haruten) they are mid.LoH 1 (Derby) they are the meta since it's LoH.I'm not going to continue but fronts stay meta for a while especially since Rickey will reveal her full power when she can actually get stamina. Even recently in JP there were some CMs where they were top meta (long and dirt)
Stego cute.
FORGOT TO LEANR FUCKOIANIGANEG SPECIAL SONG AWARD
>>577665845At the start of the final corner if you are at more than 1000 lanedistance, your new lanedistance target becomes a random value between 5000 and 6000, aka you swing pretty fucking wide. The clip starts a bit after the final corner but she already looks pretty far out, she was probably trying to overtake at the start of the final corner
>>577666190it's more fun when they have boyfriends who don't know
how come some runs I can't pick a gold skill from the story characters?Also how come some runs I only get the white scenario skill? Every run I always get great success in every concert
>>577666539retard
>>577666268ok let me shower first
>>577666141Crossdresser Chase...
>>577666539The story characters only give you their gold skill if you either use that trainee or one of their support cards. Thats the scenario link incentive.
>>577666539This is [Scenario Link], Faruko-chan!Ganbare, bird-brain!
>>577666612No, if you don't have them you can pick a white skill, scenario link lets you pick the goldI'm talking about that choice not coming up AT ALL
>>577666685buy more songs
>>577659967for me it's 5 songs on 1st concert, SP+5 and good TE+ before classic summer
>>577666582ok cool
do the grand lewd scenario links have any other benefits?
>>577666873if you do a career with a scenario link uma, you get more tokens gifted after each concert
lol why am I even using power sparks when I can get this with nonewant capped pwr obv but still a good tradeoff if fags decide to murmur. can survive the biggest of nukes
can I snack on kitasan blanco or will I be utterly bricked if I do? t. 30k carats
I'm glad I impulse bought when I saw it for $80 on day 1 because she has not gotten cheaper. I keep checking to see if it does because I would like a second one just in case but it has not and it sucks. Lala got cheaper, and Red Desire got cheaper, but Buena, Dantsu, Cafe, Stego and Tachyon are still like $90+
>>577667047only if it's the only uma ur pulling before ramonu
>>577667047you need MLB ramonu and 3lb ancestors in about 3-4 monthsthat's roughly 180k carrots since it's two separate banners
for me it's bancho + blanco
>>577665412ex-club bwo...
>>577667162*oguri image*
>>577667162arent u supposed to just borrow ancestors
For me it’s bancho and air groove (forma de support card)
>>577666539>>577666612Buying 16 songs before senior early November triggers the skill choice eventBuying 18 songs before senior late December gives you the gold scenario skill (irrespective of great success)
I'd rather cut my dick off than roll for ancestors
>>577667162
>the erping tranny is backIt was a comfy few days while it lasted I suppose
My trainee would hate me and want to end the contract early, and I wouldn't blame her
>>577667103thats how I felt with the special 2019 mejiro ryan horse plushie. I found one that was around 70, and those typically go for well over 150
>>577667236yes, or 0lb is fine
>>577667236borrowing ancestors is only viable if you take care of rolling for your role-specific card and there are A LOT of those coming upThe borrow slot only gets more competitive as time goes on
>>577667338*smooch*
>rolling on ancestorsholy BRICKED
>>577666172>>577666082>>577665970I LOVE OLDER WOMEN
94476300cm18
>>577667394*smooch* (again)ye already have bobo in mind so im good
So, most of us have tachyon and fine motionPasa is also a pace/late card......Aren't we -ALL- pace chaser mains?
>>577667317You already lost hayashi, give up
>>577667556
>almost forgot about legend race event again
I wish twitter videos were easier to download as soundless webms
>>577667535>what the helly she's so bad
>>577667394don't careI've been coping since the start and don't plan to stop
>>577667890based
>>577667713I think i might have become one, yeah>get MLB Tach with MLB FineMo>In a medium CM surgers cope with Medium stuff from Tachyon and NN from FineMo>In a mile CM surgers cope with ??????
>>577667885>>577667535wtf i thought original bobo was bad?!
AIIIIEEEEEEEE
>>577667884Why would you need them, slut
>>577668035mihorny boobon
>>577668035did some theory'ing last night and she *is* good but you have to run a perfect race which is super unlikely overall. so basically just a gamble which might be fine but idk
>>577668064Bricked bro...
>>577668035her unique got buffed actuallyit's not INSANELY good but it's a lot better than it used to be
>>57766803530277152
>>577668064
>>577668035She is, but if the other fronts are too shit to punish her bad mid race then she can win with her buffed unique
ponponponpon pon
After you get through the Ramonu and Ancestors gauntlet, if you’re a Late/End main, you're also highly encouraged to roll on Pokke speed, which is ANOTHER banner.Good luck.
How are you guys all doing on stamina cards?I feel like this is still a topic a lot of the thread is divided on, a lot of anons seem like they still don't really have a go-to stamina (or started coping with biwa) or giga-luckshitted creeks rolling for other stuffYou guys gonna roll on the creek/CB banner? or just cope for a year until sounds of ass?
>>577668245they buffed her unique?
>>577667663nice
What is this looptarded meme
>>577668376looptard
>>577668257That's too many pons
i don't get it honbon unique looks like a normal velocity one nothing special
>>577668308I have MLB Creek, which I will use until Shakur Stamina, which I will use until Doto Stamina.
>>577668285bro this card is NEVER included on all of those "future card" chartsno one is highly encouraging it
>>577668308I've been using my selectors on Creek so I'll get her up to 3LB next scenario, MLB if I pay for a selector
>>577668172ASS wonderful47372303
>>577668257
>>577668376Umama thinks looping is retarded and you should just borrow a parent with the whites you want, despite only being limited to five borrows a day in the scenario where you glue the fastest
>>577668546sex
>>577668581anything's possible when you can play 16 hours a day
>>577668285am i daft or why does a late surger what a strong speed up when *already* in the midpack by midracethat could just shove her into 4th or further up
>>577668505I think I have to strangle you.
>>577668285>encouraged brother if it doesn't have free pulls you're not supposed to pull on itI will continue to contemplate pulling on it because I am a Tachyonlet but no one should be pulling on it realistically
>>577668730?
>>577668730I WILL cum if you do this
>>577668505Congrats, you managed to save the most retarded version of this image
Uh oh looptard melty
>>577668546the front fears the late62832982
>>577668889which uma canonically has a choking fetish
>>577668909I miss when we made graphics
looping is boring i just used whatever i already had for gp and made my usual cope p
I love Rice
>YOU WILL LOOP
sex with umas or nah?
apart from the obvious ones which umamusumes masturbate multiple times per day
post the one uma that makes you go absolutely RABID
>there are late mains that aren't pulling on pokke speedholy BRICKED
Y'know how manga will have a panel that shows a woman's egg being fertilised. For an uma, would the egg look different from a normal woman's one? Would it have maybe a tail or a set of ears or is that fucking stupid?
>>577668581What about looping after the scenario ends
>>577669187What a hottie
>>577669152YESSEX WITH ALL UMASSEX WITH RETIRED UMASSEX WITH YOUNG UMASSEX WITH OLD UMASSEX WITH ACCURATE UMASSEX WITH BIMBOFIED PORNBRAINED UMASSEX WITH CM WINNING UMASSEX WITH JOBBER NPC UMAS
>>577668346It's a consistent late-race speed skill now (if you take concentration) so it'll help close out a match if you hit angling
>>577669040I prefer pasta
>>577669152yesbut only if I'm the uma
>>577669171Bubble cute.I might actually forgo Daring Heart to get her alt.
>>577669198>there are late mains
>>577669171Hello
>>577668947too many paces51731365last one
>>577669309What kind of pasta?
>>577669185I would fucking destroy her
>>577667394>sprint GUTS cardYeah sure she's a must roll LMAO
>>577667394Outside of Bourbon none of those even really matter bro
>>577669152I'm unable to find them attractive in a sexual way, and for the past few years I've had to fight to actually feel horny
did they fuck with autumn lewdolf unique to only trigger in late race nowi thought in a previous cm i used it because it could carry over
>>577669406getting neck & neck is hard...
hnng looping feels soooo goood fuuuuck
>>577664720>>577664475>defending the rape of gyaru culture
>>577669457no one says this
>>577669464you literally do not play the game and you're a tourist
>>577669464>replying to 2 hour old postsIt's really amazing how that (You) farming anon at the top of the thread was 150% right about Helios absolutely mindbreaking all the "trannylator" peopleshe single-handled ruined all their online traction they were building
>>577669352Still surprised she has multiple fans here.
>>577669562Bed breaking sex and marriage with RudolfBed breaking sex and marriage with KrisSirius... can watch
>>577669441hit by 1.5 balance changes
>>577669432Kris S gold is legit tho, tho it's only for long so you'll have to cope with lb1 if you're f2p
>>577669464Where were you when they made Lowain and Co into fucking surfer bros.
>>577669451>brick yourself with a GUTS card for a skill that isn't a must haveGood thing I rolled for Nishino to cover me in Sprint/Mile and Xog for mediums>longNeck2neck is so unreliable here it doesn't matter
>>577668308I don't have Creek OR CB. I instead have MLB Satono Diamond.
>>577669632I like her design but idk much about her
>>577669381dober beats yeppers who ganbatted her bestgg
>>577669818i bet you don't even pronounce "gyro" correctly.
>>577669692Kris has the gold herself and there's only one long cm in GM before I could instead roll on Cafe wit, the better lose yourself card
>>577669884You-row?
>>577669884ok stavros
>>577669668at least i got a plat for her before they raped it
Actually seeing bubble reminds me, you all know how to blow a bubble with gum, right? You're not BubbleTore, right?
>my trainer ate a lot of beans and now is farting nonstop.
>>577669394Spaghetti(with a side of older women)
guys...all the taikis/nishinos are losing all the rooms...EVEN A FRONT won...
>>577663231Yes, but it's too late to start unless you're ready to buy an account .
>>577668308I was planning to roll her banner since I only have one but Creek won't be used again this scenario and I still haven't used any of the selectors we've got, so I could probably just boost her all the way up that way
>>577670071front sisters eating good as always
>>577670071OG taiki is bait. i dunno why anyone is suggesting using her. nishino is fine.
>my trainer hasn't pooped in days
come fight scuffed fronts 30307036
just did a public room, how is she winning
>the difference between 1500 speed and 1600 speed is like 0.04m/swhat a scam
>>577662538reminds me of Grand Blue Dreaming
>>577670235i have a hemorrhoid and am constipated you stupid bitch how about you win some races
>>577667456we need to borrow it from someone, bwo.. someone has to take the fall
>>577668982Air GrooveMahkweenDoberTarumeTeioHelios (only from other Umas)Digitan (see above)Nishino FlowerPandoraUraraLoves Only YouRiceSirius (but only if she gets to choke you at the same time)Gimlet (see above)MayanoAlmond EyeNTRMarche (loves the thrill of trying to be a ventriloquist while doing this)the source is me
>>577670367now imagine 1150 speed vs 1200 speedretard
>>577669198Ain't nobody got enough carats for that when El speed will be right around the corner.
>>577669171Sloppy toppy queen of Tracen
>>577670517that's me actually
What am I supposed to do with all these?
>>577663414wtf palmer is stacked
>>577670367Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning.
>my trainer was applying Preparation H with his pants down in the club room
>>577670364build cards umanko
I dont know what changed with either 4chan or this xt fork but if i afk at the bottom of the page, the page will autoscroll downward along with new posts without me touching it
>>577670439You can go from 1150 - 1200 in one rainbow training, 1500-1600 is like 3-4 rainbow trainings, they aren't comprable at all
I like this doujin.
>>57767028720867952
>>577670761>1500-1600 is like 3-4 rainbowwho's gonna tell him...
>>577670761the comparison is that they're the same effective speed...
>>577661462they're two very healthy bits
farming is tough work
>>577669792
Post girlboss umas
>>577670939>farming frank
>mile CM>not a singlei repeat:>not a SINGLE anon, sloptuber, discorder, normie, shitter has mentioned a guts buildthat was a fun gaslight.
>>577670961They made her better at the first half anni. A shame about the gold being bad, otherwise she'd be a genuine creek sidegrade
>>577669287BEACH SEXOOOOO
So are any of the shop support cards worth maxing out?
The localizers huff their own fumes harder than I expected, and of course they aren't going to acknowledge the blatant cultural erasure they did in the name of "recognizability" and "authenticity"You made Daitaku Helios a zoomer because gyaru culture "is not very well-known outside of Japan." You translated one of Maruzensky's iconic nicknames as "Hot Rod," because apparently the English loan word "Super Car" couldn't be translated properlyNot to mention the removal of romantic subtext in many Uma stories and the demonization of global fans who like this stuff. Same comment in the English section of the official Discord server will get you banned while getting thumbs up in the Japanese section. I've already shone light on how they completely removed any direct references to Christmas despite the word "Christmas" entering directly into my ears by listening to *what the characters are saying*. "Miracle Over the Holy Night" changed to "Hungry for a Miracle""Creative approaches" my ass. I wish the Japanese fans knew how badly some of the greatest works of their modern culture are butchered in the name of sociopolitical interests overseas. I want these translators ousted from any legitimate cultural institutions and replaced by people who actually give a shit about these works like the fansubbers doing thankless work for decades now. Makes my fucking blood boil
>>577665891>>577665935I blame the yakuza
>>577671042Can't afford to run a guts card when 1500+ speed is mandatory
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There, Earth. I wish you could see it like I do, Trainer. It's so... perfect.
I like classy women. Who's the classiest uma?
>>577670840Yes and my point is effective value. At the end of MANT for example you wouldn't ever hesitate to do ONE training to get en extra 50 speed. In GL, you spend your last 3 turns spamming speed trainings to achieve something that basically does nothing, it's probably less than half a length difference. You could have spent those 3 trainings getting extra guts for dueling, extra wit, getting better stamina etc. It also feels bullshit because an end closer with 1200 speed can beat a front runner with 1600, cygames uncapped the speed limit, but getting extra speed is twice as hard for half as little value, that's gay as hell
>>577670792
>>577671263MACKWEEEEEENor fineI like both
tedious
>>577671191you don't play the game
>>577671042But don't forget to roll for KS GUTS for GM when the cap is still 1500 SPD/PWR
>>577671042I won the last MANT mile with guts fronts spot struggling their way to the front so worked on my machine, there are just too many more important cards that have to fit into the deck now
>>577671263Ain’t an umamusume classier than one from Edo.
>>577671191Funny how this post triggers so many troons
>>577671386Well 1500 speed should be easier to get in GM because of scenario powercreep so you'll likely be able to run a guts card there
>>577671416gutspill me on how guts interacts with spot struggle
did nonny ever finish showering...
>>577671042Guts build was always poorfag cope for literally only MANT. Good luck trying to hit >1400 speed with it.
>>577671476They coulda just given her a midwestern accent or something not a retarded speaking pattern
>>577671550what are you doing here instead being on twitter with the rest of your rightoid friends jerking off to cuckshit?
>>577671562It gives you more speed, and gives you that speed for longer
Hrt has given me very uneven breasts. Which uma can I cosplay like that?
>>577671521
I'm torn on what team I should runShould I run Scarlett, Vodka, Spe for the Spica teamOr Wedding Groove, Brian and Rudolf for the student council teamWhat do you think is more fun to see being used?
>>577671665Narita Top Road
>>577671597I've lived in the midwest my whole life, a lot of people around me sound retarded
>shitbirb is suggesting agnes digital as an ace>his supporting argument is that his agnes digital won cm17 thus it must be a good unit>go watch his cm17 finals>his lobby had a single hoguri>it pace promoted>it whiffed on festive>his agnes digital hit everything>still only won by less than a lengthno wonder VF bodied this nerd.
>>577671716There's 40 races per round so you should run both teams 20 races per round
>>577671648what are you doing here instead being on twitter with the rest of your libtoied friends jerking off to yurishit?
>>577670435>Sirius (but only if she gets to choke you at the same time)Maybe I am puppy-chan...
>>577671794I meant speaking PATTERN, I dated a couple cornfed girls and they said a lot of funny sounding things
>>577671851patriot
>>577671580Showering with Rice!
>>577671851I accept your concession
having sex with rulership 12 times in one day
>>577672008you're not my daddy
>>577672039I accept your concession
>>577671845I'm not really a fan of running more than three aces during a CM.I like to make a team of three and they just stick together thick and thin.
This general keeps trying to make me look at Rice shower with impure eyes Stop that. She's my imouto
>>577672008Why is she squatting like that? Is this bitch pissing in the shower? What a disgusting skank
>>577671980Mind if I save this gem?
>>577671794Ranch on pizza
Nishino Flower is such a good girl.
I accept your confession
>>577672157I didn't make it by all means
>hit UG2 with clankingMan
>>577672146that's how asian people shower.
>>577672008bathing with Rice
>>577672110You're no fun at all, learn to live a little.
>>577671980Let me guess, they were the ones functional enough to actually leave the region. Half the people I work with say like every 2 words when they're not stuttering and the ones that can string a sentence together are working 2 jobs while going to school
check out this lowroll seiunsooo much potential
>>577670594that's 1 scout ticket in the shop bro
>>577672204I want to have physical relations with Air Groove, Agnes Digital, Transcend, Daiwa Scarlet, Dream Journey and Sirius Symboli.
>>577672309Yes... I've never set foot in the midwest and I've lived on both coasts. I cannot imagine what a forever stuck midwesterner is like
so what did we learn?
>>577672369Sure, but there aren't 30 tickets per month, there's only 2
>>577671794I might move to the midwest for a job
>>577672293I just like the idea of you training one team and that team is aiming for the win.It makes for a better story. These three girls training together and stuff.
>>577671580yeah
>>577671813birb shotguns anything that's remotely viable thoughbeit
>>5776725012 tickets can be an LB1 SSR you like
>>577672093Yes I am
>>577672451CM18 pecking order is endhogs > lates > front/pace (depends on the lobby composition)
>>577672451uhhhhh umasex
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH SAYING BODDLE
>>577672584Hope you like cold and boring.
do non hog ends even have anything to inheritinb4 won't win anyway
>>577672795that was my nickname in high school.
>>577672793meijers
>>577672864That's pretty cool actually. I still remember the one time I was walking home with my crush and she said I was cold and mysterious
>>577672623yaynice and refreshing
*sniff* *sniff*i-is that a BOYUMA I smell?*sniff* *sniff*mmm yes I smell it! BOYUMASMELL!!!! I smell a boy! W-What is a boyuma doing here?!?! omygosh what am I gonna do?!?! THERE'S A BOYUMA HERE! I'M FREAKING OUT SO MUCH!!!! calm down calm down and take a nice, deep breathe….*sniff* *sniff*it smells so good! I love boyumasmell so much!!!! It makes me feel so amazing. I'm getting tingles all over from the delicious boyumascent! It's driving me boyumaCRAZY!!!!!!if u are a boyuma and u are reading this, I just wanted to say hiiiii cute boyuma!!!! I love you!
>>577672793
>>577672876Keiba lore
>8 speed 5 turf with next to no effort on my parthehe
>>577673095She is so cuteI want to hug her
>>577673095She is so cuteI want to fuck her
