# Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245# News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>[JULY 2026] development "paused due to legal matters". However, Burial is confirmed to be the next episode. Nemlei to sponsor a "Coffin-likes game jam."https://steamcommunity.com/games/2378900/announcements/detail/702146248223754712# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>577240691
First for my wife Noelle!
Second for literally me Thiu
>>577684236Thiu couldn’t even get second. Why does the world hate him so much?
I found Julia's last name, it's GalefAlso Julia is going to school for psychologyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8PsX0D6Zrc
>>577684578I'm sorry. I waited for Noelle guy, because he always opens the thread, but I didn't think someone would go for the second post
>>577684749Julia knows some interesting stuff.
>>577685340https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55L7w2Vwkuk>Julia is Bayesian She's so perfect. This is now my headcanon I need to stop watching her videos before I fall helplessly in love with an internet woman who's probably 15 years older than me. God she's so cute, and she's a really good speaker too
What Better Half teaches us is that if you're not man enough to fuck your sister, you should fuck yourself
>>577685875Bravo!
>>577685963Looks like mixed martial arts.
They're siblings BUT from another mother?
>>577686527Ew
>>577686527Fuck off
>>577686527Fuck ON freaky bro!
We're bringing it back
>>577689195Ewlia, Thiulia doesn't work.
>>577690194It just works though
This thread is ASS, Ashley Graves is ASS!
>>577691836Makes a man want to credit-card that thing.
>>577684127Adorable leyley
there's a serious chance I'll sink hundreds of hours into my video game backlog before the next Coffin release. Man I hope it's quick. I miss Andrew and Ashley already.
Threadly reminder bratty sisters need to have their ANUS widened
>>577693050>Man I hope it's quick
>>577693050It's on hiatus until copyright nonsense is solved, meaning that even when it's done, you'll be no closer to an update.
>>577693532>man unfamiliar with legal proceedings misrepresents the situation: attempt no. 251
>>577693050she's busy little bro, enjoy being a cuck while nemlei is getting eiffel towered by bootleggers
>>577695165An incredible pic ruined by an abhorrent post. Chubby nemcat is built exclusively for sweaty fireside snugglefucks.
>>577693665Glad we have a resident legal expert to clear up misunderstandings.
>>577691170ThiuOS. It just werks.
Marriage and a miserable life alongside Ashley in a t_r_a_i_l_e_r park! She is so perfect
>>577695503I lack the talmudic heritage to be an expert. I'm capped at Journeyman level lawfare.
>>577695272>Chubby nemcat is built exclusively for sweaty fireside snugglefucks-with russian and chinese bootleggers obviously
>>577698059The chinese and russians lack the capacity to appreciate, as well as the ability to obtain, anything good in life.
>>577697589You've brought shame to the Goldman name. You will be fed to the golem at dawn.
>>577693665>Muh legals and muh misrepresentation!!!!Everything I said is from the devlog. It directly state the game's development is PAUSED.
>>577703029Cute
>>577686527Half siblings are cousin tier.
Why did the sister cross the road
>>577709268I'm not certain. Why did she? Was there a free box on the side of the road? A cat she could pet?
>>577693050I'm playing all the Resident Evil games before the next episode comes out (Finished 1, 2, 3, Code Veronica. Currently on 0)If I don't get my next episode before I reach Requiem I'm gonna call Nems Hacklei all my life
>>577710693
>>577712083I call it Cope Veronica because it's fucking dog shit. Somehow it's my sister's favorite one and I want to throw a brick at her head for it.
https://x.com/Sp4gYeti/status/2088909298344554961
I think any news would be better than no news atp.
Game jam status?
>>577712509DAYUM, sisters look like THAT?
>>577713372huh?
>>577684127
>>577715482>nice cock julia I told you she's futa-coded. But you faggots kept saying that's more so Ashley.
>>577715482>flooze universeShe really is so perfect. What would Andrew's life be like if Julia had been his sister?
>>577715482>ashley cutetrue
>>577715482>>577716472>flooze universeThe flooziverse, if you will.
>>577693050Check out Mojeko Castle.
>>577715482>wren gay, parents meant simply aidsBravo, Nemlei!
>>577716698Julia is SO smart!
>>577709268Guess what?Sister butt.
>>577716038But I've always wanted to suck Julia's cock
>>577716472>>577716698>>577718069I need to enter the flooziverse
>>577715482Ashley game, Ashley Thread, Ashley Board, Ashley website, Ashley State, Ashley Country, Ashley Continent, Ashley Planet, Ashley Solar System, Ashley Galaxy, Ashley Universe, Ashley fabic of reality itself. If you go down to the atomic level the Universe is comprised exclusively of miniature Ashleys. The neurons in Andrew's brain consist of nothing but Ashleys that send blood flow(blood cel Ashleys) directly to his little Andy at the mere sight of Ashley's mighty sister cleave.
>>577722868For me it's still Julia.
>>577723839We're all saying this
>>577722868We're all saying this.
>>577723839No one is saying this
>>577706952more lie a younger uncle/aunt
>>577716698>If you willI won't
Reminder that this is now cannon
>>577726572Make it Julian and you've got a deal.
>>577726740Thiu lived in the same apartment building as the Graves. His upstairs neighbor who always blasted music was the cultist with the boombox and his bitch neighbor was Hag.
>>577733743Love this guy's work
>>577712385Code Veronica does have mildly delphic elements thoughAndrew would've gone insane just like Alfred Ashford if he had to wait 15 years for Ashley to wake up from cryosleep
Maybe anon's sister like Code Veronica because it ends with a comfy sibling moment
Just saw this posted on /a/
>>577739005You aint really expectin me to read allat
>>577739005Whether or not you expect me to read allat, I isn't.
>>577739005i read all thatthat's hot, thx for posting
ASHLIA>ASHLIAASHLIA>ASHLIAASHLIA>ASHLIAASHLIA>ASHLIAASHLIA>ASHLIA
>>577743248It's what we're all thinking
after watching decay it's clear to me andrew is a product of his environment through and through. anyone labeling him a monster just completely did not comprehend the visions with lordu. i mean he does become a monster after being unleashed from ghe apartment but that's besides the point
>>577722868it's leyley, never ashley
>>577744835>andrew is a product of his environment through and throughMen absolutely hate accountability
>>577744835>watchingNever beating the allegations.
>>577745781>Men absolutely hate accountabilityWomen love to invert reality.
>>577744835>watching decay
>>577746867after pirating the coffin of andy and leyley to play decay it's clear to me andrew is a product of his environment through and through. anyone labeling him a monster just completely did not comprehend the visions with lordu. i mean he does become a monster after being unleashed from ghe apartment but that's besides the point
after watching my sister play decay while sitting next to her and occasionally fingering her it's clear to me andrew is a product of his environment through and through. anyone labeling him a monster just completely did not comprehend the visions with lordu. i mean he does become a monster after being unleashed from ghe apartment but that's besides the point
>>577747157I'd rather someone pirate the game than watch some youtube playthrough. Either way, Andrew being a product of his environment doesn't obviate the fact that he is a monster. While his childhood played a key role in forming him into a selfish and cruel person, he's still a sapient being in control of his own actions, and he justifies them by shifting the blame to circumstances, or Ashley/Leyley, and so on. I think people go way too far in criticizing him in some case when Ashley shoulders at least some of the failures of the relationship, but he is in fact kind of a piece of shit.
>>577747230Don't be sad, Nemlei. Have some mansikkatietokonepelihillo.
>>577746867Average Andrew yumejoshi. Nasty nasty people
>>577743248>>577743938Kill all ashlia shippers
>>577748948>he says, posting an even more ludicrous fanfiction.
>>577749017
>>577744835
>>577748948>thread isNo, she is beautiful and such a garboid person, I want her in Alabama!
https://x.com/i/status/2089031584703995946
>>577750235This image is fucking with my head
>>577749971There's a game? I thought this was just a collective schizophrenic delusion.
>>577745781accountability for what? for living his life? fuck off ashley go cut yourself some more why don't you. andrew dealt with his existential crisis by trying to get away from you and you just kept harrasing an innocent girl with your absolute bullshit. and now you have the gall to blame andrew for the mindfuckery you bestowned upon him. you're a fucking monster
>>577752153trying too hard
>>577752153jesus, calm down renee
>>577751908Andrea my beloved
>>577752153>accountability for what?
>>577752153they hated him because he spoke the truth
>>577753061
>>577751908nemlei... please... this would save the game
>>577754878IDK about Andrea, but someones currently in the process of making a Julian mod
>>577756474EVERYONE loves Julian
>>577748948What the fuck a good Juliaposter??
>>577760405>Julia
Young and new aunt-mothers for thread quality
>>577760626Momley... precious...
>>577760448Looks too much like Julia, therefore it's the same floozie. To the camps with him/her as well.
The explosion of boys love in the past day or so shows how much we all missed boys love
Wren's the new hotness but Thiu will never be forgotten.
Can't forget this one.
>>577760626
>>577763364I wish I had the looks to femboymaxx
>>577765491Same, body hair sucks
>>577767521Wrenuinely does...
Anon! I baked you a cake! Nearly a cake! Half a cake! A slice of cake! I baked you a plate! *BUUUUUUUUURP*
>>577767521Tried shaving my legs the other day. Took me like 2 hours, I cut my ankle, and still missed like half the hair.
>>577769086It's Sisiphean, I gave up after trying it once. It's one of those 2d vidya/anime things that makes Thiu so cute but isn't practical IRL
>>577768193she wouldn't do that...
We need to be fucking nuked
>>577768193She's so perfect
>>577769942maybe I should give nair a shot, or an epilator
>>577771280Maybe the Westboro church had a point.
>>577773835patiently waiting for fujolei to add something gay to the game so you all can seethe.
>"Nemlei will add [insert current anon's distaste] to the game to own the chuds/libs! Haha!!">casually drops more pregnancy and incest everytimeThere has been many before thee, fag. Hail Namurai.
>>577776215Someone clearly hasn’t played any of nemlei’s games before coffin
>>577773660>Burmese trans ThiuI didn't have that on my bingo card
>>577776942Objection, your Honour, relevance. "The game" here >>577774768 is Coffin, the argument made is that Mrs 9 will add her common fujoshi-like themes into her current non-fujo incest game.
>>577779557>Mrs 9But enough about my Vikings
>>577779557>Mrs. 9Fucking LMAO
>>577779708When will you learn to not get invested in goyball sports kun?
>>577781762I remember when this was made after that Sabrina Carpenter song and I had no idea what it was referencing. Good times, feels a decade ago now...
>>577780081
https://x.com/i/status/2089112885356032399
Thibnking about Julia
>>577782432
>>577781762I remember seeing the dude who invented those disposable wine glasses on sharktank
>>577783539>disposable wine glassesCups?
Have anyone experienced it? I never had a heavy head after a hangover (alchohol poisoning). The first time I poisoned myself I remember waking up and the room was still spinning, so I knew i made a mistake. And waking up with a heavy heart is something I experienced when I had to stand up for myself in college after avoiding conflict for all my life. The worst morning ever. I can Imagine that Andrew killed himself and Ashley afterwards.
>>577783892No, single serve plastic wine glasses with a puncturable seal on top, so you can drink wine like a Caprisun
Bump
>>577757762Frutiger Aero Coffin is inevitable.
God, what happened to effortposts? You write a constructive paragraph about a certain topic and get ignored. You write 'sisSTER sibLIGn SEX SEX SEX SEX' while posting the same lazy talksprite edit for the umpteenth time, and get noticed. Have phoneposters truly won?
>>577788243Speaking of effort, should we open the 600th Aggie on #597, #598, or #599?
>>577788243>You write a constructive paragraphTell us which post of yours got ignored and I'll tell you why it sucks
>>577788243Everyone who ever seriously engages is trapped in the negative feedback loop.
>>577788405If we go through a single thread in approximately three and a half days, we should open it on #598. People usually go through #x99 threads a bit slower, in order to give others time to draw, so that would make the aggie last a bit over a week.
>>577788603None in recent months. Haven't written any. No point in doing so. Don't want to wear my keyboard out.
>>577788820Are there many artists left here?
>>577788405Previous aggies:>500th, started on #496 and lasted 9 days>400th, started on #396 and lasted 3 days>300th, started on #299 and lasted 3 days>200th, started on #199 and lasted 1 day
>>577788405597 would be my bet. If it's up for a while, so be it.
>>577789162Me
>>577752153Imagine being this retarded.
>>577789162Yeah, a few of us. There are also quite a few people who aren't adept at drawing, but every contribution, and willingness to contribute, should be cherished.
>>577789306>>577789441>>577788820The mean length of the Aggies is 4 days. /calg/ threads as of late go by in 3.5, so statistically we should open on either #598 or #599....but since we are currently in slow /calg/, we probably need an additional thread to get enough artists in, so I say we open it on #597.
>>577788243penis in sister
>>577790141sister in penis
>>577782914He used to get his leg kicked by Leyley, now the Leyley-spawn does the same. Bravo Nemlei.
>>577782914Wren will know Andrew is his dad!
>>577789162I shall draw as I did always. I did shit like picrel before. If any suggestions are thrown my way I can try.
>>577790606Or "Wren will know Andrew is his uncle!", depending on whichever one they'll keep secret.
>>577782914Hotter than a thousand hussies. I fucking love messy hair on women so much.
>>577790141>>577790354mmmmmmmmm... sister penis
>>577789959>we probably need an additional thread to get enough artists inI want to draw something but I'm going on a mini vacation soon, so 597 would be ideal. I'd like to draw something that isn't fat bitches (and cats) for a change.
>>577793462>I'd like to draw something that isn't fat bitches (and cats) for a change/calg/ is healing...
>>577793462>I'd like to draw something that isn't fat bitchesNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sex with Ashleyhttps://files.catbox.moe/rcrj9b.jpg
>>577794849Okay, catbox. Thanks for being uselesshttps://files.catbox.moe/fgm5ev.jpeg
>>577793462PLEASE give us at least one fat bitch and/or cat for good measure.
>>577773368Thick sisters >>> hussies
>>577788243you said a whole lotta nothing son
>>577795609I appreciate that there's an audience for it, but I'm not going to pollute a 100-thread-anniversary project with fetish art, even if it's a based fetish for gentlemen and nobility.
>>577796371Hey, it's not a fetish. It's just a well-thought out theory about what Ashley will look like post-timeskip, based on thorough thematic analysis.
>>577796371It's not a fetish to draw Ashley looking nice
>>577796470>>577796629Sorry but I'm being a principled masturbator on this one.
>>577796975My principle is that the previous aggies have had plenty of "liberties". Give us the relics.
>>577797129We'll see.
>>577789162I'm not an artist but I participated in aggies before
>>577795058Nice
I wish Julia had a cute and girly 5.5 inch penis that I could suck.
>>577799383Andrew...
>>577799383I can't wait until we get artificial wombs, so we can do sex-selective abortion and completely eliminate women from the planet
>>577800406this shit is more watermark than drawing
Why did she do it?
>>577805352To measure her abilities.
>>577805352Date Andrew? Marry Anon? What?
>>577805804>Marry AnonDude, she married Inkyink.
I think Coffin can be considered an Incestvania (also known as "Sister Action" in Japan)
>>577795736everyone is saying this.
How much cock in sisters?
>>577811784Limitless sex. With sisters.
>>577782914>>577791875I hope that when all is said and done and Andrew and Ashley are fully committed to each other and don't need to worry about getting caught so much, they can relax and have some fun, maybe in the sun. Lord knows they need it.
>>577814370I love women so much, bros.
>posting files has been temporarily blocked from your IP range...but why? I post like 3 times a year.
>>577816312>doesn't keep /calg/ bumped every waking secondBURN, HERETIC!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CryE0wpVi24
>>577818360Ashley's got some cans
>>577815383I don't
>>577818360Yall niggaz listen to the nichest shit
>>577820398That guy's okay. We oddly share the same baseball team too.
>>577820548>niche>54k views>band has a wikipedia pageI consider niche something more along the lines of: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKeAqlUDDFk
>>577805352>>577805804My Eng Lit teacher hagwife is better than that strumpet Noelle!
UNLIMITED hugs for sisters.
We must take away sisters' rights. They are brother property.
>>577825272
>>577779557>Mrs 9I need to remember this one holy shit
Sisters(Mainly Ashley specifically) are the only women worth a shit.
>>577826614DASS RITE
I feel like /calg/ has been mistreating Andrew as of late. At this point the consensus seems to be that Ashley did nothing wrong and that Andrew is a Light Yagami psychopath, which is plainly retarded.
Why is Andrew such a psychopath and why did you ruin Ashley?
>>577828021>why did you ruin Ashley?I did no such thing!
>>577826614>>577826792Sō da ne~
>>577828190We need more ethnicleys
>>577828167Yes YOU did.
>>577828235Everyone is saying this
>>577820398He's so real for that
Reading Danchigai made me accept that oneeposters are right. Wren should have been a girl and we should have gotten an onee/otouto scene
>>577833193Dekinai!
In the bathroom with Julia, we're both naked, she bends over to pick something up and I just grab her and start eating her out
Kinda want a soundtrack like this added to the gamehttps://youtu.be/jj3yM0bhHNw
For the Bellefag who plays ZZZ. Make and post Ashley and Andrew in that game's engine. ZZZ girls have nice legs/hips/butts and I want to see Ashley like that.
>>577835817I'm waiting for someone to make an Ashley cosmetic mod for Belle.
>>577827426It's because the newest episode is his lowest point (so far) so the worst version of him is freshest in people's minds. And there's also that guy who wants to fight him for Ashley but I haven't seen him in a while.
Kinda want a soundtrack like this added to the gamehttps://youtu.be/W2dxblz6m54
Ashley and Andrew never look good in other engines and games because their skin only looks good in the heavily stylised artstyle of Coffin, for example the fortnite image that gets spread around for a joke has them looking like Jeff the Killer because Pearl just doesn't translate well into games with baked lighting.
>>577837108>And there's also that guy who wants to fight him for Ashley but I haven't seen him in a whileHe has been called a woman to death by anons everytime he posted so he either left or doesn't identify himself anymore.
>>577837264>for example the fortnite image that gets spread around for a joke has them looking like Jeff the KillerSo Andrew or Ashley in a parallel universe written by some other edgy early Internet millenial?
>>577837264I think the main problem is their noses. It's fine for 2D, translates awfully to 3D.
>>577837331Those are two different guys, dumbass
>>577836924Be the change you want to see in the world
>>577846962How exactly does a novice get into such things? Blender?
>>577847646I dunno, I don’t play gacha. I’m sure there’s a guide somewhere. I just like jerking off to the girls
>>577847646No, you shouldn't get into a blender regardless of your skills. It will cut you.
Sex. With Leyley. I want to have sex with Leyley. I want to strip her childish clothes off. I want to lay her naked body on my bed. I want to see and touch her 9 year old body. I want to rub my cock on her baby teeth. I want to insert my throbbing erect 6 inch penis into her undeveloped child vagina. I want to have sex with Leyley, an elementary schooler. I want to tower over her small frame. I want to cum inside her prepubescent vagina knowing her body does not yet have the capacity to get pregnant.
>>577850206We know, Andrew
We’re back!
CALGEE I MISSED YOU
Dammit now I have to come back...
>>577854117Are we? No release date, sibling marriage is illegal, hussies are still allowed to live. If this is what being back means, I don't want to know what it's like for it to be over.
We’re back (again)
As I was saying before I was so RUDELY interrupted:Marriage. With hussies.
I think maintenance is fucking stupid
Impregnating Julia in a wedding dress
>maintenancei wonder what they fucked up this time
>>577857536Imagine wedding night sex with Julia
>>577861787Someone post the better /calg/ified edit version with the more clever joke.
>>577855618now THAT'S an ashley i can see throwing out racial slurs
Julia tries to come up with a compliment for Douchebag.The best she can come up with is, "I.....like his hat?".
Julia getting fed up with Ashley and making sarcastic comments about her under her breath.
raping ashley and making andrew watch
Raping Andrew and making Julia watch
Raping Julia while Ashley cheers me on
Marrying Andrew and Ashley in a small ceremony while Julia and her husband watch.
Telling Julia that I can help her understand Nina's death and maybe feel closer to her by locking her in a box until dead
raping douglas and making renee watch
Why did Ashley and Andrew throw out the stew instead of eating it all? Don't they know that there are starving kids in Africa and they should eat it all and be thankful?
Raping the stew
Sloppy marital creampies with Julia
Should Julia have teeth? Blink if no, release the rest of the game if yes
Having a romantic picnic date with Julia.
>>577866720how would you cook the arm anyway? im guessing you the skin it first, then cut the meat into cubes, wash with cold water, dump into the stew with veggies and seasoning and stir? maybe put the bones in the stew for broth of whatever? would it be better to stir fry the meat cubes maybe?
>>577868509Well there's more than one way to skin your mother.I'd break the arm down into the different muscles and then probably braise the bicep on its own first and put in the potatoes, carrots, and onions nearer the end, then remove the potatoes and mash them, shred the bicep, and then serve the stew on top of the potatoesYour way would work too but stir frying arm cubes doesn't sound like a good idea because arm meat would be tough and thus requires a low, slow cooking method. Could brown the meat before braising it though, that's a common choice
>>577855618Very cute!
It's Julia Monday!
I want to be Julia
>>577874647YWNBJ
>page 3
>>577875140It's truly over...
>>577868509>>577869136Four arms and four legs is a shitload of meat, even allowing for Renee being tiny like Ashley. A normal stew pot would be full up with just that, if it would fit at all.
>>577875140Let it die.
How do you prepare and go through the game again after the first time?
>>577875140pixeley, my beloved
>>577876768I just wait until i've forgotten most of the dialogue.
If Julia found out the truth about Nina's death, would she tell Mr. Mason?
>>577876768I translate and play the scenes in my native language, it's quite fun. The reason I never finished it though is because I keep restarting the whole translation process because of my perfectionism.
Learning Dragonwrend
>>577877978Mr. Mason killed Nina, it's obviously him. I don't buy that crying bit at all.
Hey I just found this on my phone, dated to June 23 2025. So not only is the faggot that Kit9's suing a /calg/er, but a mulatto as well.
Nina surviving and growing up to be an absolute Stacy.
Anon refraining from posting his fetish challenge: Impossible difficulty.
>>577880198I don't think that really counts as a fetish, more like a standard cringeworthy fanfic.
>>577797129>>577796371Never forget Lord Titknowm
>>577880465Do moids really?
>>577880465Those tits are definitely known, sheesh.
>>577880465fair enough
>>577878972
>>577880639>Do men like big boobs?Yes, next question.
>>577880465
>>577880149nemlei really dropped the ball with nina, she should bring her back
So we not doing aggie until last minute or something?
>>577882340The maintenance disrupted /calg/'s routine o algo
>>577882340We'll open it on #597.
>>577885365SISTER HANDHOLDING INTERLOCKED FINGERS
Please don't flooze me tonightPlease don't flooze me tonightPlease don't flooze me tonightI'm not in the mood
When Julia finds Andrew's son unsupervised
>>577879453nemlei is such a piece of shit racist trying to keep a brotha down frfr ong
Passionate lovemaking with sisters
>>577887048my big sister grabbing my hand to walk across the road when i was 10 years old changed my brain chemistry forever
Sisters do not belong on a pedestal, for they are of the same muck and soil as any hypergamous foid.Crucify me if you must, impale me with a spear if it softens the damage this knowledge has caused you, but it needs to be said because /calg/ has circlejerked itself into believing sisters are an aspect of women separate from women and they are not.Sisters are fallible.Sisters are hypergamous.Sisters. Are. Hussies. Too.Yet again /calg/ has strayed from Nemlei's teachings and are embracing their own selfish perversions. You know what i'm talking about, i'm talking about "Delphism". That crude, fetishistic monument to NOTHING. Stop venerating sisters, for they are sluts. Stop demonising hussies, for that is a sisters natural state. Play the game, and when you think you understand what it means to be Nemleian, play it again.
>>577891989I don't put my sister on a pedestal, but she's so clearly better than every other option in my age group that it makes hussies look like trash in comparison. Most of my friends married awesome women as well; the problem with modern women isn't a universal issue, in fact it's not just a woman issue, the problem is that goyim need to be subjugated under strict rules or they rapidly revert id-driven hedonism.
Renee RULESLeyley DROOLS
>>577891484>my big sister grabbing my hand to walk across the road when i was 10 years old changed my brain chemistry foreverAnother win for the Older sister community
>>577894362grow up
>>577891484My big sister trying to blow me (which I foolishly prevented) changed my brain chemistry forever and now I think I hate her due to perceived abandonment.
>>577894823It really feels like there's some sort of irrational inferiority complex some people here have about being an oneefag.
>>577895004my big sister for some fucking reason flashed me her tits when i was like 9 so now that's intrinsically tied to my first memory of boobs
i wish i had an older sister who would do things with me... like cuddling under a pillow fort
>>577897792aww pillowforts you just reminded me of when my older sister would help me make a blanket fort underneath our table and we'd hide in there with our DSes
Jannies can suck my fucking ballsack
https://files.catbox.moe/4q2gej.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/h2w7zw.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/i0wmi0.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/jkpfr8.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/zjkflz.jpeg
>>577899531>you're are my Ashleyyou're are my special
>>577891989I aint reading allat. Sisters HOT
Ashley is superior to every other sister. This is a FACT
>>577900103everyone is saying this
>>577900103My sister is cuter and nicer than Ashley.
>>577900103My sister is uglier and meaner than Ashley.
Imagine an army of terracotta Ashleys defending her and Andrew's tomb.
>>577895004>(which I foolishly prevented)You're as bad if not worse than the guy who declined sister milk
>>577902243There is no greater crime than refusing sister titty- milk
>>577902365God my sister has wonderful tits. I weep each time I remember she has yet to lactate. The Westwrmarck theory becomes pseudoscience after a certain cup size, folks.
>>577902826Can confirm, I fucked this anon's sister's tits.
>>577902980Don't you think that's a little uncalled for?
>>577889438When Julia finds a cake unsupervised
>>577857117>Someone's gotta keep the servers running so you can waste all of Mom's money on robux and gachashit, Leyley...
Hopes and dreams for September?
>>577907881mine passed like 2 weeks agoi was range banned for nearly a month so i feel your pain, nothing you can do besides ride the wave
>>577908318Game jam time!
Maybe Nemlei was talking about us submitting jam recipes and that was the game...
>>577911024Any of you anons been jammin'?
>>577885365Holy fucking shit dude, what the hell is this?? I know we're like a thread full of degenerates but this shit is WAY too far. Like I can understand murder suicide and rape but fucking h*nd h*lding? Absolutely disgusting, this shit needs to be deleted. Do better faggot.
>>577891484Onee-chan magic
big brother cum
I'm being informed that it's Julia Tuesday!!!
Have you impregnated your sister today?
>>577926717only slightly related but i really doubt there will be a good ending where andrew and ashley have a kid.in a relationship maybe, but inbred incest baby in the "good" ending would be insanity
>>577891989You have a special relationship with your sister that transcends hussydom. A sibling is the only true opposite sex friend you can have.
Hussies represent freedom and choice while sisters represent top-down tyrannical imposition
https://x.com/tsukiguke/status/2087917090376204400
>>577900103There are few women who have displayed more loyalty than Ashley
>>577928552>turquoise eyesNew kid? Andrew, you dog...
>>577926885Your post reeks of the doubts of a newfaggot and blasphemy
I need a sister to abuse me
I need a sister to a-flooze me
Starting a rumor that Julia is the cutest and prettiest girl in school.
>Starting a rumor that sky is blue
>>577940367The sky is not blue for most of the year, actually.
>starting a rumor that water is liquid
How can trees be real if our eyes aren't real
>>577941760You wood not believe your eyes
>>577684127I want to write a letter with good words and encouragement for my sister before I leave my home (I've always done that before) but I can't find the proper words this time since I'm so depressed
>>577942258haha
>>577947064Grok it
>>577947064that's so sweet aww
>>577947162Are you asking me to serve AI slop to her anon
>>577947064>but I can't find the proper words this timeSexo. Mating press you. Coming in 5 minutes.You're welcome, anon.
>>577947064Write her a sweet poem
>>577947064This >>577948148
>>577949037i don't think anon wants the letter to sound like he's professing his undying love for his Sister
>>577949037>at the end of the day, and the end of my wits; there is you Great line. Yes I know there is another “the”. I think it reads better without it
The 'drew and the Ju'
>>577954707‘uggin ‘ulia
Julia is so cute
>>577712680https://x.com/_aquariumcat_/status/2089440120592302519(Not me lol)
i don't think nemlei comes here anymore...
>>577960194Holy cinema
>>577954707Oh Ju!
i want what ashley and andrew have. not the incest part, but the toxic codependency where we'd both kill ourselves without the other.
>pg 9
>>577969972Coffin if it were good
I'm back!
I'm afk.
>>577969972MTF daughter vs. FTM son
>>577947295It's all the rage with sisters these days
>>577971434good, now go away again.
>good, now go away aga-
>>577960329Too much Julia, I wouldn't come either.
>>577974412This place never changes
>>577917587Why is Andrew such a homo?
>>577975694Idk but the game would be better if him and Ashley were gay
>>577977343They would still fuck for codependency reasons, but it would be extra miserable
>>577975694He's a hot homo, thank you very much
>>577977343Thank goodness they're not. There's enough gay media in this world. A game full of nothing but heterosexuals is refreshing in this day and age. And besides, society needs to take a look at incest, because its the new uncomfortable reality we need to address. 30 something years ago, homosexuality was seen as the same sort of deviant behavior that incest is now. It's time to empower those in the incest community to make themselves heard and fight towards equal rights.
https://x.com/liachaaann/status/2089813434972152234
>>577981001Look at this fat bitch. While Andrew has nothing to eat! Disgusting.
>>577981759andrew must be railed IMMEDIETELY
>>577981759I hope we get to see Ashley drooling over Andrew in Burial. She pretends she isn't a sexual person because she thinks that sort of thing is reserved for whores and hussies, but as we've seen in visions, in vino veritas.
>>577982462areola spotted mods Atomize them
>>577982964Actually it's a pimple
>>577983573I wanna suck on ashleys pimple milk
>>577969972Wren should've had an older sister
>>577985428What would be a good name for an older sister if Wren had one? Something bird related as well? Robin? Raven? That's all I can think of.
>>577987125Knowing Nemlei's naming sense, something stupid like Nolvide
>>577969972>>577985428Nemlei ROBBED us
>>577981001How tall is her crotch? Damn
>>577987623For the last time, you cannot be robbed of something you never had nor does your dubiously motivated fanfiction count as tangible properly to be stolen.
>>577987785Everything has an opportunity cost, thus allowing this to be considered a robbery.
>>577988225It did not cost anything.
>>577988341It cost Wren a sister.
>>577988628>it cost nothing
>>577988708>sisters are nothing
>>577685340>only 2 women have been into Andrew>both of them were femcels
>>577988925Something that does not exist does not cost anything.>asian_guy.jpeg
>>577982462>>577982964JANNY ARE YOU OKAYSO JANNY ARE YOU OKAYARE YOU OKAY JANNY
>>577989104>Something that does not exist does not cost anythingThat's literally what an opportunity cost is.
>>577989352There was no opportunity cost.
>>577989352The only costs Ashley knows of are the costs of sodas at a vending machine
>>577987785>you cannot be robbed of something you never hadIt is illegal to withhold someone's wages
>>577989747The opportunity cost of a sisterless Wren is a besistered Wren.
>>577990423Those wages were already earned and owed.>>577990539Not opportunity cost.
>>577991121>Those wages were already earned and owed.Still, it's something they never had. You're just wrong
>>577981001Is it even possible to not snoop on sister's changing?
>>577991121>Not opportunity cost.How would you feel if you didn't have a sister this morning?
>>577991723Huh? But I did have a sister this morning, what do you mean?
>>577991190It's something you did have.
>>577991121>>577989747>>577989104>>577988708>>577988628>>577987785Is this a bit?
>>577992940Yeah, a bit STUPID
dominant julia and submissive ashley having sex in the back of a car makes me diamonds
>>577992940A bit too smart for /calg/.
>>577993003Wooow big bro, you're so cool!! Fufufufu~~ *flustered*
Julia is perfectly capable of comprehending counterfactuals.
Oh dear... Before the same images are posted, I just want to add that I fully support sister pregnancy before I go to bed, for overall thread quality.
>>577992940There is a /calg/ user with an irrational hatred of older sisters, hence he spews cortisol over his keyboard whenever they are mentioned.
>>577994387Anon you can't just pull a "no u" like that when it's the older sister crowd that constantly and consistently spews shit all over /calg/. There is no anon with an irrational hatred of older sisters, just a bogeyman of your own invention.
>>577994387Seek medication.
>>577994821Gorki is gone, Anon. You have to let go.
>>577994951I don't even know how you reached this response.
>>577995070>constantly and consistently spews shit all over /calg/
>>577994387>There is a /calg/ user with an irrational hatred of older sistersI keep track of every type of thing that makes each regular autist here go mad in order to avoid saying them and causing sedition in the Holy Mother Thread, and I have never picked up on anything of that sort. Stop makin shi up nigga.
>>577995264It really takes effort to pretend not to understand things that hard. Saying "your fanfic is dumb" is not someone hating older sisters.
>>577995354Last week or the week before, this same person spent hours (hours) writing paragraphs about the same shit because he got triggered by the same thing. No, I don't take it at face value that his purported media literacy degree is the reason he spends hours doing this.
>>577995821>same personYour pockets overflowing with spaghetti I see.
>>577995821Bro wtf are you on
>>577997132https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/576355053/#576618219
>>577997132>>577997247Notably, he was called retarded for his paragraphs about how fleshing out characters who aren't Andrew and Ashley would ruin the game.
>>577997247>>577997386Doesn't look like any older sister hatred
>>577997719He literally thinks it would "torpedo the quality of the game and ruin the entire point" if Wren had a sister who was older than him. It's such a retarded point to argue when we don't have any clairvoyance as to what would or wouldn't suit Wren's character arc.
Meanwhile, in the best timeline
>>577997386>>577998035In fact I don't see any sister hatred at all.
>>577997247https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/544644537/#544694226https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/544644537/#544701298Same guy
>>577998096This guy is clearly unwell. He's a genuine victim of psychic rape.
Oneeley be like: I love my little brother!
Is this what we're doing now, intentionally trying to cause problems?
>>577999410"this is not a ship" text at the bottom lmao alright
Julia weaponizing therapy speak.
>>577999456For the record, he accused the wrong guy of writing the stuff from a few weeks ago and I have nothing against older sisters
>>577999487Of course it's not a ship. The love between an older sister and her younger brother is pure
>>577999682little brothers around the globe are falling asleep with their heads nestled in the cushioning bosom of their big sisters
>>578000710Many are doing this
>>578000710The CDC reports a mass outbreak of little brothers going beet red as their sisters give them a big hug as soon as they get home from school
>>578000885Pandemic sweeps the globe as millions of little brothers complain they're too old to get in the bath with big sis
>>577998831>>577997247https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/532128278/#532156341https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/532128278/#532151654More pretentious garbage. Anon has been on a crusade for years attempting to argue that there is no narrative purpose for older sisters in fiction.
>>578000884That's literally what he just said
>>578001496please medicate
>>578001259Global outrage as the worlds little brothers tell their sisters that it's embarrassing when she leaves him nice notes in his lunch because his friends see it and it's not cool
>>578001749>STOP NOTICING THINGS!!!!
>>578001817Please do not have schizophrenic breakdowns in /calg/.
>>578001496
>>578001761Parents across nation suspicious as teen daughters continue to be found asleep cuddled up to little brothers in the morning
>>578002095I'm out of nice phrases but I want to continue to echo the sentiment of Ashley loving Andy a lot
>>578000885
What the fuck are all these posts? I like you guys better when there are 3 posts made in 4 hours.
>>577999410>>577999682You fags make my love for my older sister feel gay. The point of a younger brother of an older sister is to still be the dominant one in the relationship despite the age difference, and that's what sisters like too, not getting molested as a kid or babied by your substitute mom. Tsk tsk tsk, can't believe I have to teach the basic intricacies of the differences in practice of Delphism around here...
>>578002626>What the fuck are all these posts?Like gallons of Andy love flowed over the thread, and was set on fire. It didn't just singe the hair, it made it straight. And then Ashley Graves came along with her mop and her plank and she erected a beautiful city. A city of stars
you HAVE to convince your sister to throw away all her socks
>>578002973>The pointThe point is love. There is no "correct" way to do anything
>>578002973For me, the older sister appeal is to reward her years of doting on you by conquering her. But there's a delicate push-pull since you still have to let her win sometimes.
some of you weren't subtly groomed by your older sister over the course of 6 years before going no-contact and it shows because the big sister appeal is her touching you while you ask her to stop
>>578003813>her touching you while you ask her to stop
As an oneefag I have to say that sometimes, we give ourselves a bad name.
>>578003813sisterless post
>>578004140But the vibes are awesome right now
>>578004153if i didn't have a sister i probably wouldn't be mindraped enough to be on this board
>>578004153Nah, you are
>>578004335I have both 2 older and 1 younger sister and you have posted something absolutely sisterless and disrespectful.
Nem if you still lurk here please add this accessibility feature to the game in the next update thank you!
>>578004684the man with plenty can never appreciate the value of the individual or something
>>578004684Is the implication that anyone who disagrees with you cannot have sisters because you have some?
>>578005058The sister breakfast question returns.
>>578005221Of course I had breakfast this morning. My sister makes some every day before I go to school.
>>578005317aww
>>578005058What? Why are you like this?
>>578003026The venn diagram between siscons and footfags is a fucking circle
>>578006556A sister is a creature with feet, after all
>>578001817>noticing thingsI've never once said that older sisters serve no narrative purpose, that's a completely inane statement.
>>578006556Hell no. Do not dare conflate the two.
>>578006818Billions must force their brothers to paint their nails
>>578006887>Big sisters have no narrative niche. >there is no purpose to her being older>you might as well read momshit>That is the literary default.>Nemlei really fumbled an opportunity to torpedo the quality of the game's writing and absolutely ruin the whole fucking thing
SISTERS!!! SEX!
Enjoying the summer?
>>578007748You're obsessed, and also I never said that stuff, you're confusing me with someone else. That nigga clearly lives rent-free in your head.
would
>>578018709Would not.
>>578018880faggot shit honestly
>>578018709imagine a scenario where your mother has the same personality as ashley, both in envious obsession and psychopathy
>>578017087I'd enjoy Lynn this summer.
>>578018709Ashley is a thousand times cuter in her mother's look. Renee is that much better
everytime my butthole puckers i think of andrew
>>578022898That's not normal. You should see a doctor.
https://www.instagram.com/reels/DcDh5EXo8ML/Now THOSE are some nephew-bearing hips.
>>578030061Making a jamshley
What if Ashley worked out a deal with the entity to have a hot tub installed in the living room of their apartment? How would Andrew react to that?
>>578024528Don't worry. It's normal.
>>578003256>There is no "correct" way to do anythingI'm sure this goes hard on reddit>>578003363Exactly, you're supposed to make your older sister drool over your lilbro cock, to show her how far you've come and that now you're a man.
>>578033041>You can't just kill people for such stupid reasons, it's way too risky!
>>578028776She might puke out her intestines if she squeezes that corset any more.
My sister looks excellent in a corset. Yes, she is on the bigger side.
>>578038106Some women do. Especially sisters, but sisters always look good so that's kinda not fair.
Wrenuinely speaking do you think Wren is a sub or dom?
>>578040497Presented without comment.
>>578040765This post was meant to demean him, yet girls would meow at that.
>>578040497It doesn't matter practically speaking, but the Wrent is due, and you know what that means.
>>578035801>I'm sure this goes hard on redditGonna cry? Now I'm certain that I'm right
Julia would be a nurse
Suddenly I feel sick bros.. I think I need a nurse
>>578041923What will she administer to Wren?
>>578042106Influwrenza vaxx
Telling Nurslia about my abdominal blockage so she shoves her hand up my ass to break it up.
>>578043435This made me twitch and now i'm worried I have a weird perversion for butt stuff.....
>>578043435Whoops. Too far.
>>578043490Aw HELL naw!>>578043512Sorry, didn't mean to kill the vibes. Just needed an outlet to express my concern that my abdomen hurts and I might need a Doctorlia to help me
>>578043709No that's okay, I meant too far up the ass.
>>578043870Where's the "obviously not" option that leads to a forced failure state like the Andrew/Andy choice?
I'm straight but I'd let Nurslia explore my ass for medical reasons
>>578043939How would he react?
>>578043789Oh, ok. We're so back then.
>>578044063Nurslia jerking me off like a prize-winning stallion (for medical reasons)
Nurslia letting me breastfeed to make sure I grow up big and strong
>>578043709>Sorry, didn't mean to kill the vibes.You deliberately mentioned Jewlia
>>578044310Finally, some quality Nemposting instead of whatever this thread has come to.
>>578045284Jesuslia is a good girl, unlike that demon worshiper called Ashley
>>578045519Cuts herself and fornicated before marriage
>>578045586We are not Christians despite being sinners, but because of it
This thread needs some quality sisterposting, nun else.
>Wren finds evidence that proves Andrew is his father>panic and disgust take over>quickly calms down after remembering how his "uncle" has been there for him and his mom since he was little>buries the evidence to keep the farce going, but starts treating uncle Andrew a bit nicer
>>578045763Yeah but you're comparing her to Saint Ashley of the Graves who hasn't done any sin except little things like human sacrifice, demonolatry and barbecuing triangle "people". So she dindu nuffin rong, unlike Homewreckerlia.
>>578046043But how will pithy phrases look when you're face to face with Lord Jesus Christ?We'll pray for you
>>578045850Finally, some good writing.
>>578046153Jesus Christ?
>>578045789>nun elseConfess your delphic sins, /calg/.
>>578045586Self-harm is cool as long as you don't enjoy it
>>578046542Forgive me sister for I have sinned. It has been 3 minutes since my last confession. I peeked through the keyhole to see her undress again, also I checked her ass out when she bent over in front of me (probably intentionally), plus I called her a bitch twice today.
>>578046542Forgive me sister for I have sinned... I looked at your smooth, thinly veiled sisterchester.
>>578046542>Confess your delphic sinsI haven't assaulted my sister since my last confession. So I guess that's a good thing
>>578047214>Nunshley after hearing the entirety of Andrew's confession
>>578047443You're supposed to say "forgive me sister for I have sinned" first you impudent blasphemer
>>577982462Why do they always make the girl teary or cry in NSFW art? Like even when it's not hardcore or anything, do girls tear up in regular sex that easily?
>>578047878my fucking sides this nigga cant be fr
After talking about Nurselia, the blockage in my abdomen passed. Hussy magic is real
Ashley is better.
>>578051009H-huh? Why? I may be a touchless virgin but I don't think I asked anything ridiculous...
>>578054057>>578054208The iconic pose
>>578057741Handshley in mouthshley
I've been your mother, I've been your fatherWho could ask me for more?I've been your sister, I've been your mistressBaby, I was your whore
>>578060237>looks upHoly Coffincorehttps://youtu.be/tqGDWqKM2WY
>>578060237Good catchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTLjfV0HMwg
https://x.com/tsukiguke/status/2090098966683664431
>>578047443Had you assaulted your sister before your last confession?
>>578054057
>>578062830No, officer. That's just a little joke I tell to cause a spark in the threads
>>578065056What a relaxing image.
Your defense?>>>/r9k/85373037
>>578066903
>>578066903>someone who is a super casual or just outright hasn't played the gameWhy bother? Saves the trouble of gatekeeping this game.
>>577832887You say that now but the most dangerous sister Uzuki has yet to hit puberty
I think Marlon Brando was onto something...https://files.catbox.moe/xpodg9.mp4
The saccharine sweetness of sex with Leyley...
>>578068101What the fuck I thought Nemlei made up the name "Leyley"??
I keep having nightmares where /calg/ dies...
>>578075228Caligula will not fall!
>>578068101Meine Katzenfraulein...Wir besitzen den Namen „Leyley“ nicht.It's over.
Were Rebecca and Julia friends?I like popular girl/shy girl friendships.
>>578006556Feet are midNow my sister's armpits...
>>578079206Go on...? You can't just leave it at that.
>>578079206
>>578079537Pitshley...
>>578079083Who the FUCK is Rebecca?
>>578080087The girl Ashley bit.
>>578045850why would they tell wren that andrew is his uncle anyway? then they have to hide their relationship from him. Just have him be his father and don't tell him he's also his father
https://x.com/ARealIdiot325/status/2090061680474816862
>>578083351Twinkdeathdrew... Also Wren's eye looks demonic kek
>>578083225be his father and don't tell him he's also his uncle*
>>578083351Tardwren!
>>578083351>>578083963He's a bit special innit mate?
>>578083509Non twink Andrew looks fine
>>578083509>Wren's eye looks demonic kekNot sure why they did it that way, but they should have had his normal eye be normal and his defective eye "fixed" by demons like that.
https://x.com/hellUoxoU/status/2090093474158883092
Are other Nemlei visual novels good
>>578095018Yes
>>578066903>/r9k/Self-refuting
>>578095018Depends on what you mean. For me No Good Noelle was best in every way and the most Coffin-like especially in terms of romance. Better Half was also good despite the fact that it's not really my thing. The others are more or less short and sweet so I think it would be unfair to actually rank them among the others at all, and Jacking Off in the Castle was shit. Nemlei seems to have had very high hopes for it and it's long too while also being the only Nemlei game that had a Steam page before Coffin. But it looks like all the comments of players being confused about the gender of her yaoi game's "male" characters must've been too much on her so she tried nuking it off the face of the earth. Or she liked it so much that she thought I'll do it better someday and JiaC will get a remake, who knows.
>>578095018They're a bit rough around the edges but I like them. I would recommend, especially since aside from Jack in a Castle they each only take like 1-2 hours to see everything.
>>578066903>puzzle gamewould of been more entertaining as a platformer honestlythis shit is too easy can't believe there are "people" out there who found it difficult
>>578095271These are both women by the way.
>>578099290No. Nemlei wouldn't put homosexuality in her games.
Do you think the other indie game protagonists refuse to associate with Andrew and Ashley?
>>578066903It IS the incest game and it's not really short anymore IMO. It's pretty long for its genre.Also who cares about some faggot who's into sissy hypnosis?
>>578098258>would of been more entertaining as a platformer honestlyFuck no, give me a RPG.>>578099617Depends on which.
>>578098258>would of
Coffin takes place in the late 2000s at the earliest because the university-educated Andrew couldn't be such a midwit otherwise
>>578098258Make it an fps
>>578102435in roblox*
Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.
>>578102659>willWe already saw Wren, it should be past tense.
>>578102084>Coffin takes place in the late 2000s
>>578102929>implying
>they still don't realise Wren is actually ???
>>578083351This MUST be the next OP image.
Just a reminder that Coffin and Better Half take place in the same city at the same time
>>578102435No make it like one of those interactive movie games like Phantasmagoria or Myst.
>>578106091FMV with bad cosplay
Shisuta sekkusu....
>>578109694That's illegal though...
>>578109694Japs have been a good representative of the Coffinnish community since the beginning, we had that Vtbbkfhdjekmfs guy or whatever the fuck his name was before anyone.
>>578110564On second thought let me delete that, I'm sure that would get me a vacation...
>>578110564i can fix her
>>578110564dumb bitch got caughtthis is why women shouldn't be doing things
Lord Unknown can't bring people back from the dead, but can he make new bodies? Renee and Doug aren't gone for good. Their souls remain. If Lord Unknown can use his demon magic to make clones from a DNA sample or something, he could bring their bodies back and put their souls in the new bodies, kinda like putting an old sim card in a new cell phone. (I'm currently waiting for my new phone to be delivered. I dropped my old one into the river too many times and it's dead).That could explain Renee and Douglas being back in the new preview video. Maybe their bodies were reconstructed and Lord Unknown was able to erase the last few hours of their existence before their deaths? Who knows, I don't know. I wish my phone was here.
>>578104289Have they ever been seen in the same room together?
>>578110693>posts a fucking dead body>"On second thought let me delete that,I'm sure that would get me a vacation..."yeah no shit, sherlock
>>578112079Pretty sure he didn't die. wasn't it some host?
>>578112330oh shit, he did survive. barely tho, was in a coma for 5 dayshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yuka_Takaoka
>>578112514 (me)in my defense, in that photo he sure fookin' looks dead
Wren Wednesday is almost over
>>578112685There is something wrong with the Japanese.While trying to find that woman again I picked up the case of the streamer Airi Sato.
>>578112850>not calling it Wrensday
>>578113937Wrednesday
Wren putting his earbudd on, being alone in the lunchroom, and listening to some sad Joji songs.
>>578111187*I wish my phone were here.
>>578111187Yeah I had a similar idea.
We should all say nice things about Julia
You know, when she puts her hair up, Julia's rather easy on the eyes from behind
>>578111187I wonder what would happen if you tried putting two souls into one body.
Oiling up Julia
>Julia passing away of cancer>Julia goes to heaven and sees Nina>Nina tells her it was Andrew and Ashley that killed her>Julia laughs and keeps laughing. It's so funny that she can't stop. Tears run down her face
Would Ashley pay a homeless man to make Julia uncomfortable/assault her?
>>578119625:(
>>578119625I will not rest until Julia's soul finds eternal peace
A great think.
>>578123316I mean, is she? She treats Andy as a toy in her toybox, and there is nothing to love about Andrew proper.
>>578117030Julia is going to make someone very, very happy and they're going to have a whole mess of well adjusted kids and go to church regularly.
>>578125545Inkyink is such a lucky man
>>578125545>Julia is going to make someone very, very happyWren?
>>578128521I think you need to stop.
>>578128521Maybe. Perhaps Julia becomes a teacher and teenage Wren is one of her students. The young man reminds her of an old boyfriend. Wren and Julia hookup and when Andrew finds out, he's like "nice".
>>578128521Wremannuel Wrecron marrying his teacher
>>578129103Psychiatric assistance is only a phonecall away.
>>578129121I hate that I know that reference.Julia isn't a man tho.
Wren is ________
>>578125545Imagine impregnating this
>>578118787You get that scene from the third season of Castlevania.
>>578125545Hey, what's the deal? That's not the sexy Nemcat hooker I ordered!
>>578137641>Castlevania>seasonNope. Doesn't exist.
Andrew does it for free
Wait... someone posted a fucking corpse?
Ashley my beloved. I think about Ashley everyday when I wake up, when I go to bed, as I'm going about my day. I close my eyes and see Ashley.
>>578125545Imagine wrenpregnating this
Ashley is the best thing Nemlei ever invented.
>>578054208everyone is saying this.
>>578141142old men
The only thing that goes through this guy's brain all day is the word, "Ashley" on repeat
>>578141741>God I want to fuck Ashley so bad>the whole school thinks I'm weird and knows I want to fuck her already>even after we're out of high school and I broke up with my girlfriend I still want to be NORMAL even after murdering multiple people including my parents>it's not NORMAL to want to fuck Ashley thoughIs he retarded or something?
>>578142169He has very confused morals. Then again, so does Ashley. But at least her world view is more consistent. Andrew's main conflict is wanting to appear(key word) normal, and wanting his sister's pussy. I think his character arc will be realizing it's possible to have both by just moving somewhere else and starting over. This might also be what the latest video in the devlog will end up being.
>>578123316>retards>tiktok
>>578142526I seriously read that as "wrend up being". My brain has turned to mush.
>>578143229You have wrenain damage.
>>578143229Suicide is always an option.
>>578119625Good riddance!
>>578141142>>578141406Andrew... you need to stop drunk posting.
>>578143229It's (nearly) the Wrend of the thread as we know it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZ6PVz-r26Y
>>578133359Getting ignored!
Lots of good Coffincore this thread, thanks.
>>578148843https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1PSq31yp1C8&pp=iggCQAE%3D>stars collide>when you and I>intertwine>for the first timehttps://files.catbox.moe/38c4fb.webm
>>578152629TikTokWrencore bros, we're so back...
I'm at the "hypothetical budgeting in a spreadsheet for if my sister and I one day live together" stage of siscon delulu
>>578152629>>578152809>I NEED HELPING, CUT ME OPEN>LET ME OUT, I CAN'T BREATHE, I'M SUFFERIN'>I'M SO LOVESICK, I'M SO LOVESICK>I CAN'T HELP IT, I CAN'T HELP IThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8V8s9bg5jok
>>578153832Need a Wren mic edit if someone wants to cut up the fan sprites
>>578153987>tfw you catch your uncdad fucking your mom
>>578083351Andrew could've had this if he just revealed the truth to Wren from the start
>>578153987Hmm
>>578158030
>>578156251>fourth time this week (they're not hiding it)
>>578158030>"NEMWREN!" wailed the short, stubby mother Nemcat. "Get off the iPad and come down for dinners, tendies are wready!">"BUT MOOOOOOOOOOOOM! I'M BUSYYYYYY!">"VITTU PERKELE! Get off the Roblox now or you eats mämmi for a weeks, tyhmä lapsi!
Julia uses pads like a good Christian girl. Ashley inserts tampons into herself because she has a whorish spirit
>>578153987WHAAAAAAAAT IIIIIII'VE DOOOOONE
>>578159578Wrencore bros, we're so back...
Wren moment
>>578159578Sex, with Wren
Wren looks like the kinda nigga who listens to The Cure.
>>578160351Wren is my cure...
>>578160351Littéralement moi...
>>578160351They're Coffincore as far as I'm concerned https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0N4pJwIDIQ
>>578160653Absolutely.
Bake status?
>>578160970Wrenuinely believe a Wren OP would wrenefit the next bake.
>>578160970This must be the pic: >>578083351
>>578161020Wrany are saying this
Lowrenuenly wrencited for the wrenxt wrend. Many Wrenestions wreed to be wranswered. Will Wren get a Wrenster?
>>578160970Honestly massive thanks to whoever posted this in #591 because I had to panickedly scroll up to find the first Coffin-related image to use for the emergency bake. 72 imoutos await you in paradise.
do you guys think wren is canon or just in a vision
Now listen up, here's a story, about a guy who lives in a Wren world. And all day and all night everything he sees is just Wren. Like him inside and outside. Wren his house, with a Wren little window, and a Wren corvette. And everything is Wren is for him and himself and everybody around 'cause he aint got nobody around to listen
Its the Wrenvolution.
>>578083351Ok I'll use this for the next bake, waiting for Pg8.
What's a Wrenna gotta do around here to get some respect?!
>>578161606>>578161732>>578161995>>578162118SHUT THE *FUCK* UP!
>>578162465We run this wreneral, unc
>>578162465unc crashing out
>>578162465Naaaaaaaaaaah bruh, unc lowren crashin out about tw (this wren) fw (for wren)
>>578162814>for wrenKEK
>>578162465The idea of Wren trolling Andrew is quite hilarious actually. >"I should have pulled out" he thought after his nephson danced on his grave in Coffinite
>>578163728>>578163728>>578163728>>578163728BAKE D'NOUVEAU
>>578160386癒しだわ~
