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FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUURIIIIIIIIIII
I guess all the insect darkners in Ch. 5 are just insects, but given a higher consciousness in the dark world.
personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
>>577773304The least sexy Deltarune character.
PIPPINS SEX
Good.Afternoon.Thread.How are. You doing?
Incest Darkners
>>577773413WRONG
>>577773363I cant believe how dumb including insects is. Really muddies the themes about personhood. Insects are obvious alive creatures with consciousness already. you might as well include dogs in the dark world
>>577773523Roach Motel sexuality.
thank you for making the last thread good.this means this thread will be terrible.
>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER>THAN HE WHO DENIES>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE>NOT A POSSESSED CATGIRL DOLL, WHO'S MORE CRINGE THAN FUNNY>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY>YOU MAY ASK, "HOW MUCH LONGER?">YOU MAY ASK, "WHERE WILL WE GET OUR FIX?">"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVENTURE NO. 6?">ME DONT KNOWS. AND ME DONT CARES!>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.
>>577773581>he thinks last thread was good
>>577773363Couldn't they be dead bugs
>>577773576that's the softboy
>>577773446Catti says "don't die" but Catti is a larping idiot who's wrong about everything which means that Kris will die at some point.
>>577773610you're so fucking late it's sad. it's just sad
>>577773143Hooman!
>>577773363So if you shagged a Shinobeetle would it count as-Wait, no, let's not get into this again.
I kinda looove him
>>577773446I baked cookies and they’re pretty good
>>577773786I'll be earlier next time.
TV DAISUKI!! SPAMTENNA DAISUKI!!!
I am horny and you will quote nothing I say.
>>577773945See to it.
>>577773557>>577773363There's no proof they're actually bugs. In fact Chapter 5 is weirdly vague about what all the Darkners are. Toby made it pretty clear in previous chapters what objects the Darkners are so I wonder why he didn't for Chapter 5.
I love fish
Mewmew’s garlic scented and cum glazed butthole~
>>577774071Mew Mew's butthole smells like plastic and cheap perfume
>>577773628we actually talked about the game for a short while and only talked about how much most of thread wants to suck dick for the rest of it and how the world owes them to listen to it.you'll see that this is ontopic for /utg/
>>577773712with all the greenery in the shop, it not having any alive insects would be shocking.
>>577774071did wario visit
I got all the way up to the final boss of the Halloween Hack and took a break, planning to reload but somehow my save got lost after I reloaded and my last save state was at the start of the final area. I don't feel like going through all over again so I guess I'll consider that doneI saw "tldr: eat shit, faggots" and Megalovania for myself so I'm content with just watching the ending on Youtube
>>577773363If you're thinking about this at all, you're giving more thought to it than Toby did, apparently.Bugs are everywhere. They should have an incredible amount of power if the excuse for flowers is true. You just have to ignore what Flowery said about living things having more complex influence. It doesn't even track for Kris and Susie who appear as themselves and not as rule-breaking, anime, dream people. Surely Kris's idealized self isn't "me, but blue".
>>577774251Kris covering themself in feces to ward off FRIEND I see
>>577773576Stop trying to make "roach motel sexuality" a thing. It's not gonna be a thing.
>>577774404It's already a thing. I'm just describing it.
Reminder that all sex with Tenna is definitionally rape as he is mentally disabled and cannot consent to sexual activity
>>577774482same with papyrus
Maybe I'm stupid (I am) but what is the logic behind the Aqua coloring Green's handkerchiefs?She stole them because "[she] wanted to make red ribbons! One color is boring!!"However she already had red ribbons before that scene. By painting them red, she now only has red ribbons instead of red and green ribbons
>>577774482I don't think that would stop any of the women here. They are overwhelmingly "DiddY".
>>577773884finish your sentence
>>577773557>insects>a consciousness they run on signals and algorithms
what if shinobeetle is a pesticide(bug fighter)
>>577773378that thing imagine dragons sang about
>>577774625chuddi…
>>577774698they're Asgore's Beatles CDs
>>577774717luv me a good bolt
>>577774717I don't like that song but I like this
>>577774717Radioactive?
>>577774630just like you lmao
ralsei butt
>>577774625>>577774736just saw a deer girl holding hands with a scalie, the surface has fallen
>>577774831kris has shuriken'd cds before so it fits kris would turn them into ninjas
>>577774831are the beatles literal beetle monsters in the deltarune world
>>577775021I don't really understand to what extent the chapter five darkners are based on Kris's perception or Asgore's perception.
>>577775016now i NEED to support the weird incel creature.
>>577774559True... Yellow too. and maybe Susie.
>>577774953Apologize. Now.
>>577774889I unfortunately listened to it so many times as a kid I’ll never be able to forget it >>577774941Thunder…
F-FAVE D-DONUT??!?!?!?!?!
>>577775118Kris is so good at creating Dark Worlds, he scrambled the words on Asgore's notes, and denied any kind of TV Darkner appearing.
>>577774615I think I alone account for like half of the diddy posts
>>577774717"I'm so sorry"
>>577775118The whole world being Japanese confuses the idea because it's weird Kris would so closely associate their dad's business with an onsen, but apparently they do. A manga book is like the most important thing in the place to Kris.
>>577775328Are you a Kress poster?
>>577775079SO CUTE
>>577773363Anyone who we can recruit isn't a plant or an animal. It was directly said that plants and animals can't survive in Castle Town. Dead plants like herbarium or hay are possible, same for dead bugs. We don't explicitly recruit Zenlooker, so he might be a plant.
i love my sissy wife
>>577773378I've been working a lot on my fangame!Now your stats are tracked throughout the level, and at the end, there's a rating system which gives you a letter rank based on how you did. Soon, you'll be able to spend your good ranks on upgrades that carry on to the next level, just like Tenna's TV Time.Here's it with sound too, so you can hear the funny SFX https://files.catbox.moe/7omlpw.mp4
Aqua is an age regressor
>>577775514Zenlooker is also kind of a stupid darkner, anyway.
>>577775476No actually but I didn't consider it could be women posting all those. Maybe I'm a bad person...
>>577775514I like the idea that Zen Looker is just some annoying species of weed that popped up.
The last secret item on the list of Darkner Facts will be the real object the Darkner is based on and that's how we find out what the fuck any of these Chapter 5 Freaks are
>>577775621Some random plant liked milklooker a lot I guess
>>577775731Maybe they're just things in the manga.
>>577775795maybe it's catnip
>>577775795Yeah, which is kinda dumb. Like imagine some fuck-ass jalapeño decided to look almost exactly like Undyne. Just weird.
If Toby intended the Chapter 5 characters to be easily identifiable as light world objects he did a really terrible job at itThere is still no definitive consensus of what Kawkaws and Floradinns areThe only thing we have is that Floradinn probably isn't an actual flower
wikihow jumpscare
>>577774717full res forgotten again https://files.catbox.moe/t2uc5x.png
>>577775731Truth Status:>TRUE.
>>577775850
Fact: It will turn out that Catti cast a Hex on Noelle because of The Susie Event and she will feel really bad because she thinks she made Rudy fall down with her magicksIn other words>My le hex...>It le cursed people!?
>>577775795>>577775868he's a milkweed
>>577775947>Floradinnanon, it's a pressed flowerlike how it gets pressed in a book
>>577775947Is there a consensus on any of them? What are the scarecrows supposed to be?All I got are the shearies. They're shears. The terracotta guys are pots. That's two.
>something horrible is stirring underneath the town>the shelter is directly underneath the town, game-wise>but also it literally stretches back under the town>and is flooding>the old walls are cracked>getting eroded by the moisture>water seeps in>darkness seeps out>that's why water is associated with darkness
the last question mark on the recruits page is their political affiliationdepending on who you recruit, castle town can end up becoming a democracy, a fascist state, communist, etc
My last 5 posts got zero (you)'s... Should I just kill myself?
>>577776108>Oddly, it doesn't actually smell like flowers. Just like vines or grass.
>>577775947Floradinns are like preserved pressed flowers cut off I think
>>577775951whats this got ta do with deltarune
>>577776054
>>577776209hugs
>>577776158It's a shame there's not an option to make Kris rant about being a cop of the apocalypse. THE PALE IS COMING.
>>577776209I don't get (You)s either anon. Let's do it together.
>>577776239>>577776108If they're flowers, then why does it say everyone only thinks they're flowers. Makes no sense.
>>577776337Kris's Kiddotype is Art Kiddo and Sorry Kiddo
>>577775292That hairstyle on Aqua... Cute...
Hi, I’m a darkner based on 4channelGive me a (you), and I’ll give (you) one back in return!
i hope deltarune ends in the worst way possible so that i won't start missing it after it's done
>>577776115I think the Shi are a dried grass cause some of the act dialogue is about straw and hay. Also that's just what people use for scarecrows.
>>577776441
So was Mewmew pretending to be a blithering retard or was she made to be one by Kris except for that one FRIEND scene
>>577776337>>577776554You stop this right now.
>>577776693Dr. Gaster is helping me find his Rune
What if Mr. Bean fell into the underground?
>>577776796MADE IT ALL FROM AN EMPTY ROOM
>>577776686>retard that wants to eat rocksMMKC1>exposition merchantMMKC2
>>577776240weird route lake
>>577774185The alive bugs wouldn't become Darkners though
>PRISM BLOW>SUCKLE IT UP
>>577776807death on impact he'd be a bloody pile of limbs
Inexplicable Susienist Agenda
>>577776626>That impossible anger strangling the grief, until the memory of your loved ones is just poison in your veins. And one day you catch yourself wishing the person you loved had never existed, so you'd be spared your pain.
>>577774346Kris and Susie have a consciousness (and SOUL) in the light world so they don't change in the dark world. Flowery says the flowers are special specifically because they attain a new form of consciousness in the dark world, which also fits with Blue saying that the dark world baptized them with name and ego earlier and the fact that flowers are special in UT because they are living creatures without a SOUL
>>577776686Mew Mew is a pre-existing character so I have to imagine most of her characterization is drawn on MMKC and then augmented by Kris, Maddie, the Shadow Crystal and whatever "experiences" she had as an object.
>>577776327Thank you! <3>>577776384Sorry, I got two (you)'s now. My life has meaning again (until I don't get (you)'s again)
>>577777272i will be so happy when the flowers wilt.
anyone else feeling sick today please tell me I’m not alone
>>577774698>>577774831They're probably related to the Holiday family somehow because they "smell like roasted chestnuts," maybe they're a CD collection Asgore got as a gift from Carol or Rudy
>>577776248every time I see him in that dress my mind associates it with that one thing that shall not be named...
>>577776693
>>577774831Beatuls !!
>>577775947For some reason when I beat the chapter I got the impression the Kawkaws were Asgore's sheets but i'm not even sure where I got that idea from.
>>577777512They also polish their “bronzed shurikens” it’s carol related
>>577777520*her
>Green is associated with Asriel in Asgore's flashback>doesn't speakWhat did Toby mean by this?
weak bait
>>577775295>he scrambled the words on Asgore's notesThat's probably just how dark worlds work, as a reference to the fact that you usually can't read text inside a dream
>>577777817oh yeah? post stronger bait
>>577777881Nope. Text in the Librarby and the Church was perfectly legible. Coincidentally, Kris did not create those.
What are we all thinking about Papydess theory?
>>577777832
>>577776647I think Shis are some type of pest control substance
flowers blooms in your arse
>>577777969that's NOT how he looks
>>577777415i have an insanely stuffy nose and it’s dripping everywhereeeesaid rudy
>>577777579>He's beautiful......am I compromised? Is Ralsei playing me?
>>577778076wouldnt it imply that sans kidnapped the mayor's kid, got him to detransition, and took him to undertale?
>>577778086
>>577776686You should know by now that a UTDR character being a blithering retard doesn't mean they can't also know important deep lore
>>577778290You can't trust those little bleeps and bloops in the thingy anymore.
>>577773413Got a trouble seeing a handsome guy?
I like flowery's brock eyes I just wish he didn't open them ever it's unnerving
>>577778297she died and turned into a skeleton with an unmistakably male bone structurethus, papyrus is male
i'm so happy toby is going to give us a trans girl
>>577777579Kris's face is stuck in permanent deadpan because it's "the look". They cannot change it, even if they try.
http://poal.me/js08sdhttp://poal.me/js08sdhttp://poal.me/js08sd
>>577774717wow, nice!
>>577778028The text in the librarby and church wasn't light world text, they became Darkners like the Biblioxes or Spamton. The notes are the same as their light world counterparts, just unreadable.
>>577778658Flowey would be the best but the Knight is more logistically feasible
>>577773378
I like Noelle
Why couldn't we recruit the gerson's statue? Was it even a darkner?
>>577778917>librarby and church wasn't light world textThe text in ads shown in the Internet dark world is so real, it refers to an actual YouTube channel. Kris is a kiwami japan fan.
>>577779081cool
>>577779087>Shadow Crystals are broken dreams>Noelle smiling at you, with arms full of flowersWHAT DOES IT MEAN, TOBY? WHOSE BROKEN DREAM IS IT?
>>577779081Asriel if he naval sea mine
>>577777520transei
>>577774717this is amazing
https://poal.me/192enhhttps://poal.me/192enhhttps://poal.me/192enh
>>577779081so cool, cute Rally!
>>577776954>doesn't know about mr beans fall resistance featsget out of my thread you SECONDARY
>>577775983tyvm anon love the work
>>577779150The searches are Queen's recreation based on her knowledge from the light world. It's not like you're opening up a laptop and seeing the search result text on the screen, Queen is just recreating the text from the searches.
>>577779291Asgore's right? His dream was for Kris and Noelle to get married one day.
>>577779068flowey would be able to reset the match by a few seconds, which you can use to catch people off guard or scout for decisive strikeknight would be an m1 killer who insta downs, but you can go to game consoles around the map to get the shadow mantle, dropping her damage back to 2 hits
>>577779291They don't show broken dreams because otherwise it implies it's someone's broken dream for Kris to be mutilated and for Susie to fucking hate him.They show the original timeline.
>>577779658>>577779695You're supposed to see into the Light World, if you use crystal from inside a Dark World, instead, it shows you this.
>>577779695agreed
>>577779787Maybe Noelle's stupid ass was standing there.It's chapter 5, you're required to give it an assload of breathing room. It's the chapter whose story has special needs.
>>577773378one more whiteboard mew mew tonighthttps://files.catbox.moe/pq16w5.png
>>577779695>because otherwise it implies it's someone's broken dream for Kris to be mutilated and for Susie to fucking hate him.it's noelle's broken dream
>>577779695The crystal doesn't show Kris missing their hand, it shows Kris not existing at all. Toriel is hugging someone else instead of Kris in another vision.
>>577779695Maybe Kris dreams of being a one-handed dude that Susie hates. It gives him a boner. You're kinkshaming the kid.
>broken dream>it shows you the light world because dark worlds are dreams and breaking it would show realitybravo bobert fox
I can’t stop raking unghhh
What if instead of toby fox he was toby fuckswhat if instea
>>577779695Two crystals imply the dream has a world where Kris doesn't exist>Seeing through hand>Toriel has another child who's not KrisBut two crystals imply Kris exists>Noelle whispers to you>Noelle smiling at you with flowersUnless the last ones are Noelle with someone else?
>>577780148new home npc dialogue
>>577780462I forgot the ones Susie is sad and alone which means she never made friends, another point for Goner Kris universe
>>577780462>noelle only smiles with someone else>toriel the slut has another child she can neglecti fucking hate this town
>>577780462kris wants love but also wishes he never existeddon't we all
>>577780729who's this he that kris wishes never existed?
my cat keeps biting me while i’m trying to jack off
>>577780462>>577780701>When a strong attachment is formed... when a dream is gripped tightly... and then broken off. These... are the shards that remain.>"Failed dreams"... of course, these things are useless to you, Kris.I don't think "dream" is being used as synonymous with "hopes". That's why it's hopes AND dreams.Kris losing his hand may well be a dream/nightmare he formed a strong attachment to.
>>577780904kris, you should just fuck mew mew
>>577780904he wants you to jack him off too
>>577773557what themes are muddied by having background characters who are also peoplepeople are pretty notable for often being background characters
Spritually, I am Floradinn.
>>577781115based and same
>>577780735>kris when (you) do so much as look in noelle's direction
>>577781008it just feels like nothing fucking matters but everything that you do does matter especially if you want to break the script, then you are clearly a villain but the good part is the ending where you decide to roll over and die for the prophecy to not come true so that everyone can be happy when you are dead.the story really motivates hopelessness.
i love buckethead <3
>>577780904le hecking ceiling cat watching you get bitten by le hecking biterino scrunkly masturcate
>>577781446ok i’ve seen this posted for a while nowwho is buckethead
>>577780462>Unless the last ones are Noelle with someone else?I'm pretty sure it's this. If Toriel has another child in the crystal's vision, then Noelle would have another childhood friend too
>>577781556Buckethead_ero on twitter
https://youtu.be/cW3JDzIajPw
kek
>>577781556british novelty electoral candidate, lord buckethead
>>577781556it reminds me of the sleepykinq schizoposting
https://youtu.be/uxm6xvc-bdc
>>577782010ACK-sriel
>>577782010Angel loves me, this I knowFor the Delta tells me soLittle ones to him belongThey are weak, but he is strong
>>577782010now stab him with 20 syringes and feed him ipecac
>>577781782tony needed to use 100% of his restraint to not put asgore’s theme in flower man
why are you so slow
>>577782010
>>577779115Because Ralsei is an asshole and fucking murdered it
deltarune in 1.8 picoseconds
>>577781556that is a question common askedon his head a bucket of chicken boneson his face a plastic maskwell he is the bastard son of a preacher manon the town he left a stainthe made him live in the chicken housetry and hide the shamehe was born in a coop, raised in a cagechildren fear him, critics ragehe's half alive, he's half deadfolks just call him buckethead!
>>577782371Shoebody dooooooooo
>>577782334Dinner, vidya, and generally anons being chill at the moment?
>>577779291Don't worry, all of your questions [And More!] will still not be answered in Chapter 6.
put your SOUL in my HOLE
>>577782334why aren't you little fellawhat're you in such a rush for
deltatroons, our response?
>>577782492>anons being chilllets change that...(laughs evilly)
gamblin'
>>577782371was pico n/10^9 or was it n/10^12?
fave could suckstart my twinkling treecapitator
>>577782345
>>577782496Thanks for clarifying that Chapter 7B will drop at the same time as Chapter 7, after I speculated that you would complete it and delay it for no reason other than to torture weird route players. You e-stalker.
>>577782580I agree
>>577782580Ive heard enough. troonies, fire the DELTARUNE VAPORIZATION BEAM at this youtube commenter
>>577782580how do you respond without sounding mad?
>>577782758finally... a good post
They’re so cute with reindeer colors
yeowch
>>577783090sauce?
ralsei is batman
>>577783173marinara
>>577783173no thats blood from injuries
>>577782912?
>>577783217>>577783231god we're SO FUCKIN CLEVER
Ralsei is a stress relief object
>>577773378inspired by the other anons drawin this design
>>577778879>>577779334thankyou *leaks some fluids*
>>577783090geesh, ralsei.you look as bad as i feel.what d'ya deserve this for?
>>577783417>slurps up fluids, restoring 60 HP
>>577783393qt
>>577783393EROTIC
>>577782687If it makes you feel better, he's not working on chapter 6 at all because he'd rather work on 7b based on the fact that there was no progress made on 6 between the June and August newsletters
>>577783173https://x.com/i/status/2088913243557282171took me a second to find here u go
>>577779115It's one of the statues in Gerson's study. It could be a darkner based on Gerson's book Lord of the Hammer. We couldn't recruit it because it was too mindless to do anything beside fight you.The reason for that is kinda unclear, though. Noteworthy is, that it's only alive in Susie's dark fountain and not the Knight's. Maybe Susie's desire to "revive" the Old Man caused this
>>577783580I am starting to feel okay with the heightened probability of ralsei getting offed due to the "prophecy" or me accidentally pushing him down an endless pit.
>>577782351The statue was an asshole and laughed at Susie's confusion and horror
>>577783673my poor baby
>>577783580
https://www.sotwe.com/tweet/2040579165515080181hot krusie
>penis stealing link
WobbelleMeatsei
noelle, use snowgrave!ralsei, use fluffygrave!catti, use pussygrave!susie, use yogurtgrave!toriel, use bitchwhoregrave!
>>577784028Wobbelle Holimeat
i lack the vocabulary to describe the sheer extent to how much i despise the fandom outside of this website
How long is this? I'm traveling for work and need something to play in the evenings on my laptop, for like 3 nights. I know this has a huge influence on UT/DR but I wonder if now is the right time to play it.
>>577783858there are so many cute resprites out there
>>577784215scrunksei
>>577784210yume nikki is an exploration game without a linear story, so it really depends on you and it's really tough to say. it could be 1-3 hours if all you care about is reaching the ending and gaining all the effects or it could be like 20+
>>577784165now you're getting me curious.why's that?
>>577784210like 3 hours
>>577784210>how long is thisthat's sort of a nebulous question when it comes to yume nikkiif you're looking for a simple game with a timely ending, pick something else
>>577784407imagine steven universe fans, but worse.
>>577784317cutiepatootiesei
Meatspinsei
>>577783194Me avoiding eye contact and failing hard at not smiling and hiding my tent
https://x.com/HikariuArt/status/2088449007932608680raly wobblemeat...
>>577784165I'm with ya. I'm so desperate to find others to talk to about this game and make friends but every group of people I talk to are just so wretched that I don't want to be friends with them. Maybe one day I'll find my tribe but for now I remain anon with all of you so I can engage in actually fun Deltarune talk.
>>577783858>>577784215>>577784317these things all suck so much compared to the real thing
>>577783858isnt this the one col used
>>577784210It doesn't have that much content, but it's designed for you just walk around, enjoy the atmosphere, and experiment with whatever effects you find. You can speedrun getting all the effects and special events in a couple of hours if you already know where they are, but if you're just exploring on your own then it could take a long time to find them yourself.
Bomboclaat
I HAVE A DISTASTEFOR THE OUTSIDE.AT LEAST HERE ON THE INSIDEI HAVE MANY CUDDLY FRIENDS.":-)".
>>577784646I wish I was gay enough to like this
Meatspindyne
>>577784847nature is so beautiful
>>577783858This one looks like a pile of hay
>>577784673>the real thingSusie, darkners are not real...
>>577784847i'm not your friend
>>577775592AWESOME! Can you give me a description of what you're making exactly?? Visually looks interesting.
>>577784615which ralsei is getting the best head?
>>577784847I LOVE BUNKERPOSTING.
/utg/pt tell me a story
How could Kris ever have been a bad kid when they were so joyous and full of whimsy?
So is the thing where Ralsei loses half of the charm of his design once he takes the hat off intentional and part of the whole "becoming truly Ralsei-like and embracing having his own identity and doing things purely for himself" subplot or what?
>>577780904close the room's door if you're about to do it, a cat waltzing in is bound to happen otherwise
>>577784398>>577784420>>577784438>>577784767Cheers, I'll save it for a better time.
>>577781556This is good bait
>>577784501I really liked the fandom when they bullied some artist for drawing some POC-nog as a whitey.how dare they/them.them there can go to hickety heck for drawing a beautiful curry creature as a *shudders* WHITE.i always thought the SU-fandom pretty much sucks shit for the same kind of gay representation that UT/DR-fans do.it's all this tongue-in-cheek "IS IT WEAWWY GAY WUEPWESENTASHEN~?"but it's very on the nose how all characters are primarily women and you can smell the feminist vitriol by how every man is depicted as either oblivious, evil or in denial and their only way to redeem themselves is either by death, by becoming gay or by becoming the story-equivelant of an eunuch by becoming inoffensive and being treated as a dumb-dumb and forsaking any complexity of your character by becoming their cum-slave ally.in short: i don't think you really are that different.
i miss when there was only 2 chapters
raly-chan
>>5777850045
Noelle is a beautiful trans woman
>>577781369it's all toby's subtle true lesson, when it comes to making the world better by breaking the script (weird run) vs letting shit hit the fan just to please the bitchy characters that will still hate you anyways (normal run), the answer is to stop caring about they think and just make the world a better place for them anyways, they'll hate you either way but at least their complaints won't hold any water after the world has been reshaped for the better
>>577784615ME WHEN I FUCKING GET YOU
uuuuuug
>>577785051Lemme tell you a lil’ story. ooohh noooo. NOW THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT this young boy who lived in Philly, the prettiest little boy you’ve ever seen in your life. And right next to him lived this FILTHY MCROTTEN DUDE, and he wanted his body, right? So one day the dude was about to get it on, right! The young boy said “No, you can’t be my boyfriend. So the nasty dude SNATCH OFF into his ASS and came out his dick, and do you know why? NoOoOo. Because the nasty dude had a two-headed COoOck. So, this story’s about you, isn’t it Will? That’s right, Uncle Phil. WILL YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF! HoOheddiheh HoOOheddiheh HoOoOhe
>>577785539>Ralsei in a evil flaming hotrod with a big gear stick with a skull on it running over Flowery
>>577785538That doesn't make sense, the characters getting fucked in the normal route IS what saves the world. The world is saved either way.
carol post traumatic head injury: as i knew
i
>>577786018sneak attack funny ok i see you
>>577785679I hate having adhd sometimes I'll be doing anything and once a week jeffery's little "nooooo" will ring out in my head like an akira flashback
as i snew
Weird Route will provide context for Normal Route.Both will arrive at the same conclusion, but the bluntness of Weird Route’s ending won’t make sense at all just by itself.
>>577785538anon, honest question:would you save a world that you wouldn't get to see?a world where everyone forgot your name the moment you weren't there to remind them that you are the reason they get to see another morning?I am not going to lie, i wouldn't.
>>577786171not even the best jeffery quoteDIIIEEEEEEEEE
>>577776851I look like this and say this to my faves
Ranch your Ralseis.https://static1.e621.net/data/27/26/272623d9feec80781c6c0b15bd42f1cc.gif
carol put elf ears on rudy’s comatose body and photoshopped him into the christmas cards
>>577785585
>>577786674mrs. hands
>>577786674it’s weird how little you see pink and ralsei together considering he’s the only one who talks to her in the fight
>>577783580post HRT Ralsei in Chapter 7
>>577785947nta but I think someone is going to get fucked and the only difference between normal and weird in the grand scheme of things is who gets fucked
>>577786428you've swindled me
>>577779081which megumi tensei is this
>>577786897Huge Rump Twerking?
>>577786674I guess that’s one thing me and Mewmew have in commonNo cock like horsecock they say
>>577786927i was planning to use that money on potnow if you excuuuuse me, i’m going to do the one thing you can’t swindle from me
>>577786991that's the souls bloke with the snegs
>>577786171you take your horny little ass and you FIND GEOFFREY and you FIND GEOFFREY and you FIND GEOFFREY and you FIND GEOFFREY and you FIND GEOFFREY and you
>>577787034post ass?
>>577786991dark souls :^)Gwyndolin was a prince who's magical aptitude leaned towards the moon rather than the sun, so he was forced to be raised as a woman. When we arrive to Anor Londo we discover that the city is kept alive through illusion magic and the only one left is him. I just thought the two characters were similar.
How often does fave think about disappearing? Not necessarily killing faveself but just sort of driving off and never coming back
hahaand might I addHA!
>>577787391every. damn. day
a pizza hut in the garage?
>>577785051Kris's heartbeat quickens around blades.>Who am I?>Kris Dreemurr. A human. A teenager.>These surface traits are not me.>I play piano. My best friend is my brother, Asriel. I like the taste sweets.>Closer, but not quite the core of who I am.>I am quiet. I like to play pranks on others. I own a personal knife I take with me everywhere.>Yet closer, but what comes next?> I like the feeling when someone looks at me with fear.>I like the feeling of holding a knife in my hand.>I hate myself for feeling this way.>Then who am I? Am I the feelings I like or the hatred towards them?>I am the interplay between.>I am the need to feel the rush and the guilt of having enjoyed it.I'm booooooored so I wrote edgy text. What game should I play for fun instead? Any games I can be an edgy dork like Kris?
>>577787391sometimes fave wants to run hollering into the woods like a madfave and never be seen again
AND YOU FIND DECEMBERAND YOU FIND DECEMBERAND YOU FIND DECEMBERAND YOU FIND DECEMBER
>>577787496play pih and pih 2 it's a dark gripping tale about the harsh reality of the world we live in
>>577773378 Mewer-Man 3
*wobbles*
>>577787910>woman wobblemeat ugh, tasteless
>if you were me, what would you do?>uh, an ice-e’s in the garage?
*wobblemeats into thread*
>>577787391Fave got a job offer on the other side of the country and they are most likely going to sell all of their possessions and venture forth to start life anew.
FLOWER MAN (EUROBEET MIXX)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCGRlVI_zmU
>>577787964I've never seen a irl dude with an ass that's in wobblemeat tier
>>577787995sounds like a bad idea but you probably don't need me to tell you that
When everybody is wobblemeat…No one will be…
if a man has wobblemeat something is very wrong
>>577788181Nah it's genuinely a good opportunity and I'll figure it out.
FUCK YOUR FATHER!FUCK YOU NIGGA!YOU’RE A PHOOONE!!!
>>577783858down syndrome ralsei
guys I have a fever, maybe I’ll trigger the toby fox fever dream effect and see gaster in my dreams. If he tells me the ending of the game, I’ll let you guys know
>>577787496I truly believe the similarities are a red herring but I do really wonder if all chara was missing was an older kid smacking them when they did stupid shit
ohh, kris you need to KILL yourselfkris dreemurr, kill yourself!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djy31dwZMOQ
Most kino forgotten man AMVhttps://youtu.be/Uo6WjKw_gu4
https://poal.me/dlvuelhttps://poal.me/dlvuelhttps://poal.me/dlvuelhttps://poal.me/dlvuel
other anons are better at posting fave than me… could they love fave more than me..? tch… i’m nothing and noone…
>>577774717Pretty
we need to have a serious talk about the concept of tessellationso uh… let me know when you’re ready to have that talk
>>577786897i meant to quote >>577784615
squishing ralsei's wobblemeat...
>>577788738
>>577788864how's that one anon do art commissions? how often do you do them and how much does it actually pay? asking for a friend haha... a friend who looks and sounds exactly like me...
i wish i could draw...
>>577789151Shows yours, professor
>>577789498you can already draw anon i believe in you
I love the whiteboards sometimes
>>577784317Diabetesei
>>577789321
>>577789915ideal raly ass size
Fave played one of those free itch.io Patreon funded porn games and got invested in one of the sidequests only to find that it stopped right before the conclusion and hasn't been updated in years. That's so stupid, why can't the dev just finish that one storyline *before* starting a bunch of other inferior storylines?Fave just wants to air out his frustrations here because so many of these fuckass games are stuck in neverland. Fave would've rather paid $10 for a complete experience right off the bat.
>>577789915ralsei butt!
why so ded
>>577789502i confused tessellation with stellation so now the talk will substituted with this gifthere is lore relevance to this
Flower Man is impossibly goodIt can't be realThat whole fight can't be real
harol
>>577790028Reminds me of a location in A House of Many Doors. The Library of Unfinished Stories and the place is nearly endless. Deltarune would be in there right now! So would Lord of the Hammer.
>>577790145do you want me to draw or do you want me to post
>>577790304harol and rumor go to card castle
>>577790337I want you to be happy
>>577790451
>>577790502You're not getting of this ride that easily. *grabs you and pulls you into a tight hug*
>>577789915the american dream...
>>577790274The Hollow Knighy player in me wanted so much more out of the Omega Flowery section. The style was immaculate. His jarona causing multicolored explosions behind him while each time you clashed more and more petals would fall off. I wish it wasn't all for show and LAST. JARONA. Was the warcry signalling a brutal side scrolling section. Yet what we got was still great.
type nigga to play smash bros :skull:
>>577790865I think the reason the omega flowery section was so easy was just to not kill the impact of the scene when people inevitably died to it. Instead Toby just made it so that people survive all the way to the end of the fight once you use Susie's idea for a more cinematic ending.
>>577789915kris is so lucky...
>>577790865Deltarune as a whole could stand to be harder. But I just can't hold it against the Flowery fight. Even when it's easy, like with the Omega Flowery segment, it still feels so fucking good
*bites your wobblemeat*
>>577791293*explodes violently*
>>577791293*cums*
>>577791304wow, the mood is so good!
>>577791286I'm sort of expecting a super hard Sans-genocide-esque fight at the end of the weird route which will probably satiate the need for difficulty in my opinion.
>>577791304scary
i wont ever forget the day 1 flowery
is wobblemeat the new buzz word here
>>577791652it's a lifestyle
Beautiful tragic carol artwork makes me conflicted because it can carry a lot of meaning and poignancy but also carol gives me a boner
>>577791647On my feet when the karaoke startedOn my feet when he went OmegaOn my feet when started chasing the KnightOn my feet when he dealt 999x9 damageShouting at "a Flower's dream"
>>577791652It's just a funny word that has entered some anon's lexicon.
>>577790865The Kaizo mod makes Flowery red for some reason and it also extends the Omega Flowery phase so he does extra attacks based on the Omega Flowey SOUL attacks. You should check it out.
>>577791293>cut to lions in africa chasing down and killing their wobblemeat prey
>>577791709No problem there
*places cameras in the /utg/ bathrooms*
>>577791949*meatspins my wobblestick for the new bathroom cameraman*
>>577791874Bless. I think I know what to do during my freetime on my work trip now.
Undertale AU where Alphys invented AI and Frisk can just walk past everything because everyone's too busy watching gen'd drama reels of fruit cuckoldry
Your fave is sucking my dick soon
stop lying
She has been improved
>>577792096Not if i suck it first!
>>577792212you're spilling the coffee you dumb bitch
>>577792176Sir I work for a living.
>>577792212laaame she needs to be soft and squishy
>>577792296fat ass ral
What's up guys? This the picture we took at the recent /utg/ meetup. It was a lot of fun! I hope the rest of you can join us next time.
>>577784991Thank you very much :)It's a game where you purchase and place Berdlies, defend them from harm, level them up, and collect their IQ points.The first level is already out but I'm adding a lot of features to it. Soon I'll start on the second level, which will be more exciting as a whole and have more characters than just Burgle
>>577792212If Catti looked like this then she'd be a party member instead of a gag character
Hometown? Gaster. Dark world? Gaster. Characters? Gaster. Lake? Gaster. Fountains? Gaster. Ground? Gaster. Sky? Gaster. Sun? Gaster. Moon? Gaster. Molecules? Gaster. Atoms? Gaster
>>577792212catti if she joined cross country
>>577773378as YOU know I am very bored
ralsei and the ralslers
>>577792573Deltarune if it were ACTUALLY good
>>577792212>They used to bully Tumblr artists to suicide for drawing things like that!
>>577792448/utg/ doesn't look like that, THOUGH
>>577792573cute squished Lancer!! great work anon
>>577792573cute
>>577792573wow this rocks
>>577792296are you implying raly is a hooker
>>577775592I don't have much to say to this but I wanna give postive feedback because this looks like good, genuine, and effortful fan work.Lack of replies always gets me more down than negative replies, so I want to reply just to say keep it up this is gonna be awesome! Is this a solo project?
>>577792212catti if she was actually good:
>>577792697Yeah it was mostly berdlybros
>>577773378lol superman >>577783393Great job btw
>>577792212catti if she sucked
>>577790028These types of games are always unfinished, 100% of the time. A lot of them even start an entire new game while they are still working on their previous unfinished game
does anyone have that doodle someone drew of a femanon biting anon's neck from right before the chapter released? I wanna look back on it and laff but I lost it
>>577775592So cool! Keep at it, I'm excited to see what comes from it!
>>577775592bro is back at itgood on you dudeI'll give it another whirl when you release the update
Seriously tho, bratty looks like a hooker, a really cheap one
Scairy claws...
>>577792212Fit Catti looks good but if I wanted tk squeeze her, I'd like her to have a greater surface area to treat her like a big pillow that purs when she's comfortable.
>>577775592Awesome samefagging!
>>577793151>t. fat ass in an a shirt
>>577793260It was pretty obvious too but I wasn't going to say anything.
>>577793410Is your post samefagging? Am I samefagging you?
It shouldn't bother me but all the Flower Man covers (if they don't get the timing of the words completely wrong) sing the wrong note for the second part of "Flowers" and it really irritates meIt goes two semitones down not five!!!
a samefag just flew over my gotdang trashcan!
>>577793579i go 2 semitones down on yo mama
>>577793579And why shouldn't it bother you? Not a bad thing to have sharpened musical tastes.
>>577793410>>577793647asmefaggot
>>577793332Don't tell me she doesn't looks like the type to lean on your car window and say some shit like "I can take you to heaven for a buck, babee"
what the FUCK is a semitone
>>577793559Actually, there is only one person in utg
>>577792790Ye it's just me working on it>>577792965>>577793046Thank you very much x2 :)>>577793260It's not me if it is. But hey even if it is just the same person making all three posts I really appreciate at least one person being interested in my dumb project :)
>>577793892>noelle when the silvervine hits
>>577793939How music nerds measure the difference between notesIt's the difference between E and F
I'm responsible for every bad post in /utg/
Not samefagging, why wouldn't we want to encourage fun fangame development? Are you guys retarded
>>577793939semitone g semitone
>>577794051And you can really hear and tell the difference between this "E" and this "F"
>>577788864employment levels negative...
>>577794056Noel...
>>577794061If you're being genuine, then I can understand why you think that because you sound REALLY new and like you don't know shit about namefag drama (this is a good thing, but it's best to stop talking about this whole thing)
Noel isn’t just a person, Noel is US. We are Noel.
>>577794253I watched him post about berdly game for... months? how long was itI don't give a shit about the drama or the cloaca porn or whatever the fuck who caresshitposts are ephemeralfangames are substantial
We are NoelWe carry the snow
I love nothing more than seeing him being happy
does fave share your fetishes?
berdgame insists upon itself it lacks soul and more importantly fun itself
>>577793959My AI /utg/ assistant made all of those posts.
>>577794516every kris is a good kris and i will return their smile
What do you think is meant by "straightforward?" Like, no side bits? No big Light World segment? A break from the 3 area structure?
>>577794681athletic Kris... handsome...
>>577794614Petplay is a big one of mine, so yes.
>>577792095Undyne is already dead before the game starts from lack of water
>>577794735ralsei will tell kris its time to stop with the they them horseshit and noelle will tell susie that shes dating berdly. its as straightforward as can be
>>577794735You'll know when it happens. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJKXH-IuT-E
Y'all think Dess is kinky?
>>577779987Good mew mew
Dess mixed HRT into Kris’ food
>>577794376I've been working on my game *technically* since last December but it hasn't been the whole time because I took a few months off before chapter 5 re-ignited my autismI appreciate the second chance :) >>577794631I try my best to give it lots of soul! For instance, I made it so you can feed Sans berd seed now... and if you manage to get a "Z Rank" through gameplay, certain special things might happen... Weird things...
>>577794735"straightforward" as in "straight". No gay stuff
>>577794735There won't be any "ohhh is it like this or is it like another way" that's done with the other chapters, it's just pure and simple dropping on you.
>>577792212Catti if the anorexia started making her brain and motor functions shut down so bad that she didn't even notice she's spilling the coffee
>>577794735I hope it means no random gags and jokes
Fave violates the prime directive by twerking on top of a hill in front of an alien village and accidentally creates 12 different religions and legends involving mysterious demons that can be summoned by dancing.
>>577779987Oooooooh yeeeees
>>577794735What I am imagining is something the length of Chapter 1, Card Kingdom, but with no Lancer. No new quirky characters. Just existing characters, plot, and drama the whole time. The big bad who appears over and over to harass the party will probably be the Knight.
tamogotchi virtual pets but they are the minor darkner characters. yup, im buyin' it.
>>577795121and kris got a blood clot and died and needed us to pilot xer fucked up body
>>577795125Keep it up bro. Fangame developers are few and far between. I'm looking forward to seeing what shape your love takes in the end
>>577795121Kris doesn't eat food so this did nothing.
i was about to say something really horny but the thread feels too chill for thatmaybe in a faster thread
>>577796027Don't worry I'd eat yo pussy o sumthin
>>577773143I never understood the weeaboo waifu/husbando shit until this, embarrassingly enough. I want to bang Seth, and I don't care. I bet he's got one of those pudgy, effeminate fat guy asses with little imperfections that only add to the appeal. I wouldn't just take him down to pound town, I'd make love to him or her or whatever the fuck Seth is. Pussy or Schlong, this nigga is mine. I'd talk to him about all of his autistic interests. Hold his hand. Make him flush.
Would Tenna enjoy the pringles cheddar + BBQ wavy + sour cream and onion 3 layer dip sack?
>>577796127good choice
>>577796147
>>577796127That... is cool.You... are smart.IQ... very big.
>>577794735Like chapter 3, it just starts in a dark world, but there's no minigames this time. I also think it'll have an early bad "ending" that doesn't really count as an ending akin to giving up when you lose a fight, which will probably trim off some possible branches by forcing you to meet certain criteria in order to move forward.
>>577796127>him
>>577796112im a guy tho
>>577796127Glad to hear you found LOVE, just note that means you are here forever. Might want to pick up a hobby way of gushing about Seth; writing/drawing/game dev/etc.
I wish there was an Aqua drawfag...
>>577796253>or her or whatever the fuck Seth is
>>577776851I look like this. I talk like this. I say this. To my faves.
>>577796127We all start somewhere mate.
>>577796219Oh, Kris....that terrible simian.....that awful day when......that monkey event...
>>577796127>himshoutout to all my gay niggas
>>577796219well?
>>577796147Isn't that the one they advertised with Rick and Morty?
>>577796127Seth's a good nerd. And they fave my fave!
>>577796360Seth is whatever gender Berdly is into
>>577796594So Seth is non-binary.
>>577796526yes
Oh shit, let me check who sniped the number real quick >>577777777
>>577796395I remember PS1 Elora calling Spyro a dork and I wanted to be Spyro all of a sudden. Never recovered.
JARATE
>>577773378These acrylics are pissing me off...I am the clay star walker
>>577796723Oh... nevermind. By the way, Berdly is my fave!
berdley is a trans woman
>>577796802
>>577796127She's a girl though.
>>577796807okay but where's the original clay star walker?
>>577796901HRT hit the nerd community like crack in the hoods. Very, very sad to see.
what happens in the seth fight if you didn’t get hit from aquawhat do they say for the “weakness” part
>>577796594So a girl, then.
>>577796991they express shock at your masterful dodging skillsand then start using random attacks until aqua gets boredand then you're back on track
>>577796715Rick and Morty should be in Deltarune cuz they hop dimensions and shit. Like they should just show up in Castle Town and Rick would be all like "The Angel isn't real!" and Morty would be all like "Geeez Rick that dinosaur girl is kinda hot, but the goat girl is really doing it for me" and then Rick would be like "Morty that goat is a guy. You're a freak for wanting to impregnate a goat morty, but I'll never hate my grandson for being gay Morty." And then the game ends.
>>577797090yea...
>>577796807i like claywalker he looks like a cookie with icing
>>577797090Wuba Luba Bazinga!
>>577797116That is a man.
>>577797086well i’m probably bricked if i don’t do that
>>577796974Nerdy transgirls make my penis become super saiyan. Said Berdly and Noelle.
>>577796594so agender then
What's Spamton's problem
>>577797090Deltarune if it was good:
Guys.Flowery, Seth, Aqua, Green, Orange, Yellow, Blue.They're NEVER coming to Castle Town.Unless they show up during the Roaring, we are NEVER seeing them again.HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>577797270Not enough kromer
>>577797332They're gonna show up in the end credits like Star Control 2.
>>577796723Both of these posts should get partial credit instead >>577777776>>577777778
>>577797270manlet complex
>>577797270The whole "being a schizophrenic homeless man" thing, if I had to guess.
Flowery will be joining Fortnite in a few weeks btw
>>577797436>>577777776Is this gay porn?
>>577797554Ralsei will be joining Frotnight. With me. And maybe Kris.
>>577797436Damn, look at all those sevens
did artcollector anon post the previous whiteboard yet?
>>577796928What part of "Pussy or Schlong that nigga is mine" Don't you get, anon? Neither is a deal breaker.
>>577797615that’s awesome flowery! do you know what the pickaxes and jam tracks are gonna be?
why does nobody make frotting artwhy does gay sex always have to be about submissionwhy can’t both partners feel equally good
Seth is a boy's nameIf he was a she her name would be Sethanie or something
>>577797692I was just onto thathttps://files.catbox.moe/nu5tlb.pngSorry I couldn't squeeze in the megacockasaurus in the far west
>>577797178I should make cookie walker next
My cute wife
>>577797948 (me)Wait I don't have to be sorry I can do that separatelyhttps://files.catbox.moe/tygn9r.png
>>577797823i ask the same fucking question dude like why is frotting so rare relatively. you'd think it would be more common but it isn't, i mean it's not exactly rare but it's not common enough for how easy and obvious it is. like what's up with that. it's very strange i agree maybe i'm just a huge frotting supporter
>>577798129
>>577798249She's very deer to me
>>577773378weird how my top two both have hearted necklaces
>>577797090this post confirms that deltateenfags are spiritually reddit
>>577798096it must be a power thing
Someday when people aren't as starved for answeres Pink will be acknowledged as the best secret boss
>>577798364
>>577798453
>>577797789taking noelle to the ralsei ranch
>>577798438Real ones know she’s the best secret boss. Best battle theme, best gameplay gimmick, shes fuckin hot, she’s just great.
Dangerously cutehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rtfoy8468Ak
>>577798557the world needs more seth bunnies
>>577798593fact check:all true!
>>577797090>>577797160
>>577798593KEK
one day we'll all admit that the majority of players just used cheatengine to get all the coins and skip pink's fight
>>577798825the fact that more than one person even here admitted to doing this is grim telly
>>577798632he is shaped like
>>577798825Everyone who didn't play on a big TV with the borders on a switch has a bricked chapter 5 experience. The save is fine, but they didn't play it right.
One day, we all admitted we pee in the sink
>>577798825i have never used cheat engine in my loif
>>577799038Nope. Never did that. A few times in the shower but not the sink, no
>>577798825the fact that you can save before the boss, buy a shit ton of healing items beforehand, and try the boss an infinite number of times without having to worry about restarting the whole level precludes any boss in deltarune from being genuinely difficultyour ass could not handle any game made in the 20th century
>>577799132>sinks in the pee instead
ok but likewe've all dug in our butt just once to try it right
>>577799303yes and it sucks.
>>577798825It's really not that hard...
>>577799352...doesnt it shit
>>577798970a bueatufiul flour
>>577799141Pink is cringe though so i wasn't gonna expend ANY effort on her. not even the tiniest bit of effort. even installing cheat engine was too much effort for that waste of a crystal holder
Post characters you'd start a family with.
>>577799038I pee in the shower sometimes
no one itt could beat the original castlevania without save states or romhacking
>>577799303I dug a few dildos up my butt if that’s what you’re asking
How is he so cute
The prostate is a myth I swear I cannot find mine for my life and I’ve dug DEEP in there. said fave
>>577799428my wife
>>577799459that's what digging in your butt means twin
>>577799428
Send cute Susie pics
>>577799578I thought it was some fetish where you try to unravel your undies from your asscrack at best, or trying to satisfy an itch because you’re fucking unsanitary at worst.
>>577799572me too fave it just felt like pooping over and over. not hot in the slightest
>>577799660
i actually cheated to lower my stats and make my replays harder
>>577799746what do the gays know that we don’t?
>>577798438No one's even going to remember she exists by the time Chapter 7 is finished.
lips
>>577799834You just keep doing it until you stop feeling it.
>>577799919thought that's a fortnite item shop for a second and got scared they added him
>>577799572sounds like a skill issue even just with fingers it's not that hard
>>577799572You need to go wider, not deeper my man.
and though he might knowthat it's all for showhe'll let his heart growholding on, never letting goand though he might fallstill, he gives his allstanding proud, and tallfor the joy that he'll bringyes, though I might knowthat it's all for showI'll let my heart growholding on, never letting goand though I will fallstill, I'll give my allstanding proud, and tallfor my king
>dig into toriels butt>there's a dildo from the 1980s still in here
>>577799919He literally looks like og pluey here
>>577799572my fave also said this>>577799982he tried too
>>577792573bored: the sequel
>>577800182Some people just don't have the butt for it. Others just need a tiny plug or bullet vibe. It's not for everyone.
>>577800403susies dick will whip em into shape.
>>577800320who the FUCK let barry in the party
>>577800320Knight...
>>577800496>K. Round >Knight Round Oh shit
>>577797823Gay porn made by women will never have frotting because women view sex in general as humiliating and submissive. One of the gay men must be "the woman" and suffer the "indignity" of penetration.
fave likes to play around with his hemorrhoid
>>577800597there's not just 2 knights, there's a dozen. knightown
>>577800694spamton…
>you will never play deltarune but each recruit can join your party and gain new spells and attacks with each level, making you care more about the darkners and allowing you to experiment more with the deltarune battle system
>>577800663I don't think a gay man would be looking at fujo porn
>>577800663this isn't true there's a ton of bl with frotting
>>577800743>a dozen K. Round Knights coming to dig in yo butt Imagine.
>>577800791deltarune is weird in that it feels so unfinished. i mean yes obviously it's an actively in development game but when you do a full replay it's just... empty. barely any characters matter or even exist beyond chapter bosses + the main four, and bosses only matter very briefly. elements don't matter. battles and equipment barely matter because all you need to do is dodge. it goes on and on
>>577800791Isn't that what people hated about Chrono Cross, having dozen of party members?
>flowers are symbols of love>flowers are messengers of love>from the beginning, we were loveAin’t it niceThe life forever forFlowers
As per recommended from anons like a month ago, I watched Donnie Darko just now, and damn what a trip, great movie. Holy shit Kris is literally just this guy, right? I can absolutely see it all happening.
>>577800791>susie in the middle of her arc with gerson>sorry susie i need you on the bench so i can get watercooler some levels
/utg/ vrchat meetup when?
>>577800937it's unfinished if you look at it like an actual rpg when it's clearly its own thing using elements of rpgs for aesthetic and storytelling purposes
I love cyan flowers!
>>577801017Yes. This is the true rpg experience we are missing
>>577773378I think I already saw someone do one of these with maddie and mew mew but I wanted to do it too
Trying to put RPG mechanics in a bullethell is straight up asshole to do and anyone who says "just do it" has probably never opened an IDE in their life
>>577801064I aight going to no vrchat meetup without some sort of advanced kind of teledildonic mechanism to stimulate my delicates and commune with the sexualialities of the posters.
>>577801135everytime someone posts noel the thread quality doubles
>>577796807Nice>>577801135Fuck. Yes.
>>577801135It's an effective image. That's all I'll say
>>577800997Having 50 party members wasn't a problem because you needed to suddenly make new friends halfway through the game and what people disliked about it had more to do with the plot and how disconnected the world of Cross felt from Trigger. You were in much more of a tiny fishbowl you could sail around instead of an entire planet with seven or eight locations on it. If you take the world and characters at face value it's pretty tight. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o61HPQaxTiU
>>577800808I've donated some loads to the faghag cause when our tastes overlapped
Everytime someone posts Noel my heterosexuality becomes more fragile...
Everyone show me funny Deltarune videos
I wish ralsei would heal my sore throat…
>>577801591https://files.catbox.moe/y9ihjk.mp4
>>577801591https://youtube.com/shorts/JvZUpQ6LL8E
>>577801731funny AND educational. unless that's been patched
>>577801182Oh yeah, well what if this was the Gaster battle box gimmick? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y7dDva-XCPo
>>577773378Choose.
>>577801591https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIreU1JwsHA
>>577796127Good choice nigga, wise option indeed
>>577801903definitely 4, if not then 2
>>577801990It's actually the perseverance option.
>>577801903hmmmm.... 4 >> 2 > 1 > 3!
>>577801612sore throat twins
>>577801903Four fo shizzle.
>>577801903I like 3, looks like sun break in stormy weather
>>577801903hmmmm i vote 1 or 2 equally
>>577797090what the fuck how could you just leak my games ending like that
>>577802064I'd persevere all over Seths face if you catch my drift :)
>>577801903I love the lighting of 4 but not the glitchy effect…
>>577802172atleast im not alone, i genuinely wanna rip my fucking throat out
>>577802292Please get Justin Roiland back for the voices. The new guys are good, but Justin is so good even though he's a huge asshole that no one wants to work with regardless of if he did anything illegal.
Toby refuses to translate into any language besides Japanese or English under the racist belief they are unable to capture his "writing complexities." Also proceeding to be butthurt over the negative reactions he received. He gives numerous characters yellow skin and/or closed eyes including one coded to be Japanese. He makes chapter five basically be place Japan for no reason while also seemingly mistakingly throwing Chinese cultural elements as well believing them to be Japanese. He produced merch that whitewashes his only confirmed black character. Yet the fandom thinks this all means nothing and people like me are pointing bigoted behavior out to "ruin their fun."
yea…
>>577802401
Six beautiful elephants.
>>5778021543!=6 which is bigger than 4. Basic math
Look at her go
>>577802353The glitchy effect was mostly a joke, I don’t think I’d use it on the actual thing.
>>577801135I am both horrified and intrigued
*spooges*
ooh i have to walk 1400 more stepspray for me
>>577801135You could glue their buckteeth to each other with the tootsie rolls and let them harden
>>577802551She is just too cute!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO8FWM0HUeQ (same vid but with sound)
>>577801903Fantastic work, lock me in for a 4>2=1>3
Seth is a very logical and neurotic person there's no way they'd be a dirty smelly never showering neet
>>577801135Horrid thought experiment: would alt universe you actually have the same genetic code as you? What’s stopping them from looking like you, having the same name as you, the same life as you, but actually sharing the exact same genes you have with you?Logically, XX and XY chromosomes result in different genes. There’s also nothing stopping from the parents also being different genetically, then their grandparents, and so on…Is it possible that an alt universe version of yourself would share 0 genetic connections, and you could have a perfectly normal baby with them?
Let's bully Noelle and tattoo a big N on her forehead
>>577802940the thought terrifies me
There wasn't enough TV in this thread
>>577802940I lost track of wtf you said half way in but I would never fuck a girl me but I would let her peg me
>>577802938sadly we see seth bathing in the onsen so they probably have a clean floral smell
https://poal.me/pkgbsrhttps://poal.me/pkgbsrhttps://poal.me/pkgbsr
>>577803269TV!
>>577803479Why is he such a little slut?
>>577803479We should wait for the next thread to come so that it doesn't suffer the same fate as this one
Pink is way cuter when she's flat with noodly limbs
>>577803273I was trying to logic out how Noelle and Noel could have a perfectly normal baby together because of them not sharing the same exact same genes, thus not making it like… super-incest.I wonder if they would be happy together.
>>577802793You sick fuck.Also, I don't want to reply to them all individually, but thanks for the nice words everybody :)
>>577803615what about busty with noodly limbs
>>577803593True! I'll save my TVs for next thread then >:)
>>577803365true kris lovers will choose both
>>5778036982026 and new fetishes still being madetootsie roll bondage
>>577803751Always a fat fetish option in this general
>>577803878that's tootsie roll BUCK TEETH bondage to (You), mister!
Noel and Noelle clanging their chastity devices together trying desperately to cum.
Can someone draw nagito komaeda french kissing Noelle?
I’m clipping my toenails and the skin on the underside of the clipped nails is so delish man, kind of salty and chewy
>>577804132E-enrique
>>577803698They should kiss haha…
>>577804132Flowery whenever Ralsei thinks he has a moment of peace:
>>577804132Mm-mmh!
I still think Noelle and Noel would fuck like rabbits. It wouldn’t be a question of if they would, it would be a question of how fast.I say after meeting for the first time, 5 minutes minimum 10 minutes maximum
>>577804132hawt
ftm noel getting turned into a hairy masucline mommy
>Twunky twinkish male no taller than 5'6Stop gangstalking me or I will Alphys Takes Action
Does anyone actually imagine femKris while playing the game? I can't do it, in-game Kris is always male for me
>>577804456who are you quoting
>>577804015I might draw this later (in a few hours) if I can learn how to draw chastity devices, I've never drawn them before>>577804229I already drew them kissing! (Picrel). And having sex (Not picrel). Unless you just mean to say they should kiss again.. In which case I agree!
>>577804565You don't see the original post? Update your /utg/ Gold membership
>>577804570For the love of god use the flat saltshaker chastity cage as a reference for Noel pls
>>577804570>I might draw this later (in a few hours) if I can learn how to draw chastity devices, I've never drawn them beforeExtremely based. Your art is so sexy.
>>577803698beautiful. shove them in a locker together
>>577804570They're going to fuse into a gendeer-neutral video game protagonist
>>577804495i remember reading that kris is toby's self insert and so it's tough for me to see them as anything but male on that basis. this said it's funny that the only boy character kris can 'romance' is very girly and called some form of lovely/pretty/fluffy/etc. boy every chapter
>>577804787You got it boss (thumbs up)>>577804848Thank you anon :D>>577804995Hell yes love this idea.. I will also draw this in a few hours>>577805021Noele Unrelated.....Ok i'm gonna go watch anime bye for now I'll be back later
>>577805469>>577805469>>577805469egg
>>577804570They SHOULD kiss again.
