Previous: >>577756775>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Yukino Bijin (3*), Seeking the Pearl (3*), SSR Smart Falcon, SSR Silence Suzuka, SSR Daiichi Ruby, SR K.S. MiracleCurrent CM: Libra Cup - Hanshin Turf 1600m - Mile/Right/Fall/Firm/1600Current Event: 1.5-Year Anniversary Celebration Part 3, Trainer Aptitude Test>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/kapy9o.jpg (embed)08/05 - Yukino Bijin (3*), SSR Silence Suzuka, SSR Smart Falcon08/05 - Virgo Cup - Medium/Right/Fall/Good/200008/12 - Seeking the Pearl (3*), SSR Daiichi Ruby, SR K.S. Miracle08/13 - New Legend Races08/18 - Halloween Agnes Digital (3*), Halloween Meisho Doto (3*), SSR Daitaku Helios, SSR Mejiro Palmer08/18 - Days Flying By Story Event08/25 - Aston Machan (3*), SSR Fine Motion, SSR Maruzensky08/25 - Libra Cup - Mile/Right/Fall/Firm/1600>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Summer Fusaichi Pandora (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
my pov
>>577778994TANLINES ARE PEAK SEXO I NEED MORE
>>577779228it should be the trainer the one with the pillow
Fuji Kiseki
>>577779282
this thread WILL be better
>>577779312Why would a trainer say noAnd why would they even think they have a choice
I don't get it...
>>577779158love oguri
Damn, so much for my thread. I was too slow for you
>this anger the they/them crowd>>577779473never underestimate retard strenght
>>577779397>CM18 WILL be betterSo how is everyone's end Oguri coming along?
What do we think of hags, bros?
>ate a whole tub of ice cream just standing in the kitcheni hate pms...
>>577779363>>577779523
Tachyon LOVE
>>577779517shame on you, slow ojiisan
>>577779607fatass
>>577779607You don't have that Josh you're just a fatass
Tell me the first thing that comes to your mind when you see this image, bros
>>577779857that is edited
Someone should make a Hachimi mod for Global that replaces all the woke localized garbage with AI translations of the original JP text.
>>577779857it was "michael jackson" for some reason.
>>577779674
Can the V deleted posts anon make the new compilation, he got banned again
>>577779857
>>577779985TacuteyonCutefeShakute
>>577779985imagine being the trainer of these 3 at the same time
but which uma gets to fuck the trainer if the trainer has many umas under his belt? do they pass him around or is there some sort of hierarchy?
>>577779857Marriage
that was a based chiyo post
>>577780130the former
>>577780130yes, the old ones always get him first and the new ones share him, Trainer gets Sundays off
Which way, globaltards?
>>577780035He got banned for posting... porn. How boring, he wasn't even the one poking at the twitter tourist, or falseflagging as him he was... talking about the game.
>>577780127You would die of cute
>>577780130They all get a test run and the one who gets him to cum faster becomes main bitch
>>577780325Oh, yeah whatever then business as usual
>>577780130some Umas like to watch
where did my post go
ponponponpon
>>577780319>Jordan right? TL: Jordan sounds similar to じょうだん (joudan) which means "joke" in Japanese, so she is making a pun with her name.>You've GOT to be jordin' me!
I love Rice
Glad she works! I've been testing her out and she wins plenty enough, and if she doesn't then my Nishino and/or FiMo will pick up the slack. Mad Dash is kind of fucking goated.
>>577780759is it time?
I haven't even built grandparents for next cm yet...
>>577779552I love them.
>>577780821now try a real room
>4-5 mood down in a single careeryeah sure suzuka
https://poal.me/of5m2fhttps://poal.me/of5m2fhttps://poal.me/of5m2f
>>577780924>2LBIf you didn't MLB Tachyon while also having MLB KSB, you should have rerolled your account.The only bottleneck in GL is wit cards and you should have FineMotion too.
>>577779397We'll see after the initial image spam ends
>>577779552Sex. The bed breaking kind.
>>577780934Real rooms don't mean jackshit. I was getting crushed left and right when I tried my aces out for Virgo2 and I still ended up getting plat without making many changes. We'll see how she does Day 1 instead.
>>577780319left, thank you very much
>headphones battery diedgoodnight /uma/
>there are anons in this very thread reading this very post that STILL haven't decided upon a main styleplaying a dangerous game, procrastinators, but you already knew that.
>>577781289retard
>>577781405indecisiveness is the real killer, imagine spending hundreds of rolls on a style you end up unable to support.
>>577779158oguri plap
>>577781342umasumi
>>577781405my style is umamusumes i think are cute
>>577781423dilate
>>577781405if you haven't been looping lane exodia then you are already left behind on front runners.
>>577781571I hope you're wealthy, anondacchi.
I would've been so fucked if I didn't impulse roll on ssr maru
>>577781405I tried going fronts but realized I'm not autistic enough so I'll default to pace/end because I got cb lb0 and tachy mlb and never got any of the late cards i wanted
>>577781342>>577781510
>>577781579>I'm going to remove all personality from the dialogue of two of the most unique characters in the gameYou don't deserve to play this game
>>577781658>NYOOOOOO YOU CAN'T USE AN UMA IF YOU DON'T HAVE A PERFECT WHALE DECK
>>577781405I will main pace and late and chansform fronts and ends I like into paces and latesit's foolproof
My monies surplus is no doubt going to skyrocket further after this is over.
What did she meant by this?
>>577781405the director decided my style for me when she showed up to give me Satono on one of my 1-pulls
>>577781405But how can you make me choose between the quietly cute Nishino Flower, the little spitfire Sweep Tosho or the ever curious Mayano Top Gun?
>>577781820thiseverything worksjust gotta be smart with the deck building
>monthly carat gain is around 5k if f2p group B finals + A rank club>mandatory scenario cards practically need atleast 400pulls (30k carats / 6months)>new scenarios seem to be added every 4monthsfeels like im not supposed to pull on anything other than scenario cards
>>577781883she's mare, accept the bouncy umapyoi and stop being dense
>>577781756Ends are by far the worst style to main.And Cygames STILL isn't trying to make them better in JP like they have been doing with Fronts for a while
>>577781883
>>577781814I deserve to play this game way more than you do. I actually care about Japanese culture and don't want it butchered just because normies like (You) don't understand Gyaru culture.
>>577782003My pulls have spoken, this is my destiny
>>577781796Bright love!
last cm my winning lickey deck was lhello4 kita ntr ricepower2 fuku sillyus
>>577782003is MayaCat still the queen of fronts or did the meta move on finally?
Suzuka feetSuzuka feetSuzuka's smelly sweaty feet
>>577781971your trainee tickets, bwo? though support tickets sucks but those also help if you need to save carats/reach pity more easily.
>>577781838Do you have a pull plan made? That's basically what I'm doing
>>577782078Go play JP then, it's right there.
>>577779158After saving 120 pink tickets for pearl, it's time to save another 120 for CinGray Oguri.
so what now
should i cash in my 1.5 voucher for cb0 to try using ayabby for this cm
wahey
>>577782145Maya cat is only top tier for long and she was bad for the last 2 long CMsFor medium you had NY Ace and now Summer SeiunFor sprint Valentine MachanFor mile LMAO
>>577782283are you planning on pulling on cock&balls rerun? it's sept18th.
>>577782003ends isnt a real style. it has like 10 umas total
>>577780130Unity Cup be like
>>577782436oh yeah then list ten ends
>>577782274>he bought all the support itemsholy bricked, you do realize that leftover coins become carats, right?
>>577782428seems efficient because i have creek1 and no cb but there's barely any ends
Really gets my noggin jogging
>>577782889NYOOOOOOOOO
>>577783097what about a jong
>>577782265Oh so now YOU'RE telling me to fuck off, pretty much calling me a tourist because I don't want woke shit in my game.I do play JP, thank you very much for the suggestion, and have been for the past 3 years. I don't think you have any right to tell me what to play when you probably had no idea of the franchises' existence before last year.Kindly go fuck yourself.
>my trainer can't get a reservation at Dorsia
>>577783219I'm too dumb for that
>>577783270>I do play JPlmao
Stego cute.
>>5777828951LB CB shrimply keeps the door open on running ends. you burn resources for the flexibility. it isn't efficient but it allows you to play the game how you want (at least for a little while). it's the same reason people have burned a selector+crystal on nice nature wit.
>>577782261sure but I don't know if this is actually good. Just added cards I've seen people talk about in the thread
>>577779857Some annoying and vapid joke character from 90s animays.
>>577783435i imagine ayabby happy
>>577783270be a little more subtle next time
>>577779857The 3 multis I lost to her WHY AREN'T I GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU PEARL
Air Jordan
>>577782436The problem only exists because Cygames keeps trying to force ultra specific conditions for umas which is fine for Pace and Late since there's easily over a hundred of them in JP right now.Meanwhile Fronts and Ends combined don't even go up to a 100.1 Bourbon alt with a good generalist unique that works basically everywhere like Angling and Fronts will be good.Same for End Closers
>>577783519
>>577781971>>monthly carat gain is around 5k if f2p group B finals + A rank club???If this was true then no one would have more than ~60k free carats at this moment
>>577781971>monthly carat gain is around 5kthat's literally wrongit's like 15k atleast
>>577783589
https://poal.me/kg6h2qhttps://poal.me/kg6h2qhttps://poal.me/kg6h2q
>the yuri schizo that would get zero replies stopped posting
>>577783890yeah I noticed that the yuri posts stopped and the localization shit started
>>577783519my pov
>>577782436Oh yeah Orfevre Gran and uuuuuuh
>>577782003Ends share cards with lates anyway. If you main end, you're kinda maining late.
>>577783421Looks good to me mambro, thanks
>>577783574Do another 3 multisIt worked for me
>>577783935unfortunately the localization shit is extreme levels of free (You)s, there is no way this thread could let go of it's /vpol/ internal programming and not reply
so...are we getting that dirt-centric, international scenario and PvP rotation for JP server?
>>577784039cb wit for late
You don't hate localizers enough
Post umas in swimsuit.
>>577784234>twitter filename
>>577783993Tickezo is...cool???
>>577784309you're the tourist btw
>>577783775lol this artist just draws giant uma and vore
>>577784134I mean for once /uma/ has to admit they're wrong about something, just because they made posting helios/bijin "thread culture" doesn't mean they weren't completely bastardized characters in english
post umamusumes naked and orgasming
>>577784372no I don't think so>>577784387go back
never forget that all of Spe's descendants are going to rape you
>>577784104God I wish I could afford another 3...
>>577784527wrong that would mean i have something to live for
>>577784391From somebody's jiggie a while ago:https://files.catbox.moe/ooapdn.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/08ho9e.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/051ckv.jpeg
>>577784683you'll belong to Tact and Epipi, and you will like it
When are they going to release Titleholder?
And the slop spammer is here
Plat count status?
slop THIS!
>>5777850609 f2pure
>>577785208Taishin is not erotic
>>577785342for me she is erotic
I want to fuck my trainee so much you wouldn't believe it.
>>577784310
I have quite literally never seen an anon type out yeppers as "bijin" until this translation rightoid nonsense from Twitter started
>>577785841>I agree anon, I can't believe they'd remove "Christmas" and "master" this translation has some issues! We should care about accuracy!>WAIT WHAT? MY HECKIN' YEPPERS IS AN ENGLISH OC THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE JP YUKINO BIJIN? AIEE NEVER MIND THE TRANSLATION IS FINE SAVE ME TRANNYSAMA I'LL TAKE THE VAX
PANDORA LOVE!!!!!Playing her career on JP untranslated has been a miserable experience but I don't wanna wait 2 years to do it...
>>577785060Haven't updated this since the middle of Leo 2, but it still remains 5. Had a 3 winning streak at the start of MANTblazer of all scenarios, and uh...it's been kind of downhill since then.>Slacked far too much during Gemini 2 that I went into B finals...and got 2nd>2nd and 3rd place A respectively during Cancer 2 and Leo 2>Kind of hoped for a chance to get a star platinum during the shitty dirt CM, did about as well as I expected with 44/80 going into A, thrown to the wolves with a hog+double dom team and a triple ace team that was far better than mine, my hog, Brickey, and Summer Mack gave up just as much as I did seeing that and failed position keep so hard, they would have ended dead last if not for the two debuffersAnyway, things can only get better from here, hopefully by Capricorn 2 where I'll have a few more chances at a star plat.
>>577785841shhh, don't point out the fact that all this discourse comes from the same retards who just stir up shit in literally any video game as a means to perpetuate culture war nonissues because its all they understand
>>577784825wtf you guys are doing nsfw jiggies? what the fuck happened to the jiggie meta...also someone saved my sloppa request...
>>577785841it's literally some actual tourist, look at his filenames too
>>577785864
>>577784527what is epipipipi's gimmick
>>577784181huh?
current jiggohttps://jiggie.fun/FJ37JA>https://jiggie.fun/FJ37JAhttps://jiggie.fun/FJ37JA>https://jiggie.fun/FJ37JAhttps://jiggie.fun/FJ37JA
>>577785841I have always called her Yukino here myself (I don't know whether "Bijin" would be more appropriate though) but not because of anything to do with translation. I just don't like using stupid meme nicknames like that.
>>57778506012
>>577785937>replying to the guy with fucking "maxresdefault(1).jpg" as his filenameyou guys really gotta stop associating filenames with epic detectivework. Do you think every "file.png" is the same person?
>>577786164go back
>>577785841Yeppers started out as mocking that translation in the first place lol. If anything, it's exposing the tourists who started calling her Bijin because of the current drama.
>>5777849785>>577786072being Epipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipi
>>577786130i don't like using correct names everyone has a stupid nickname from me
>>577786130You can never go wrong with using the nicknames that characters use in game
>>577786181You guys really don't like being called out for being retarded today
>>577786254okay what's mine
>>577786034>>577786264
>>577786264I did this scene a couple days ago
>>577786325umagger
>>577786218this is false btw
>>577786296you can go back from where you came from soi you and your twitter friends can circlejerk more
>>577786454I was just calling out how your obsessions with file names was stupid bro, you seem a little on-edge, you can track down the epic evil shitposters some other (smarter) way
>>577786468she's just too cute...
Thread is so quiet now, without the slop guy it would be like two anons here, kinda creepy
I'm ruling this bread now.
cm18 status?
intelligent avian
>
>>577786952Still making grandparents
Boyumas?
Operation: image limit before 500 posts
>>577783675>>577783731i didnt do the math properly mb15k per month60k per 4 months which lines with scenario release datesstill only enough to 400pull on scenariosstill feels like im only supposed to pull on scenario cards especially with the drop rate of cards and my luck (400pulls 1*hello and 0*tachyon)
Thread quality really high right now
>>577786952we don't play the game anymore we only complain about translation
I've raced against her so many times... these must smell absolutely horrendous...
>>577786816>the slop guy???
>>577787075We usually get free pulls on scenario cards
>>577786419proof?
>>577786952I have 1 grandparent
>>577786685oh good there's a decent quality version of this one the only one i found was pretty shit
>>577787262I'm sorry for your loss
>>577787075you have pink tickets, vouchers, crystals and free pulls I had 30k carats after I was done with the tachyon banner and I'm already at 53kyou are doing something wrong
>>577787071Oh? No wonder King-chan needed to take up both seats on the bus. And she talked about how much Spe ate.
>>577786952still looping might try to make some scuffed aces tomorrow morning
>>577787053What about them
>>577787142they get new ones you know
>>577786952minin'
So it's just a 50% chance to clank a dirt race if you have G dirt but proper distance?
>>577787360Boyuma
>>577787389What would it be like to take one to bed?
>>577786952already lost
Gold City smile in my heart
>>577787502feels lower than that, you'd need D
>>577787075Just use a carat calculator
>>577787573Gold City feet in my mouth
gold city tendons in my soup
>>577786952i have two aces that have both won ONE public room, ergo they are good enough to run in the actual cm
Stash status?
Most people don’t turn into birds but never forget that dinosaurs did
>>577787907SEXOOOO
>>577787907
>>577787881this uma looks a little off....
>>577787734Monkeys and rabbits loop the loop
>>577787907wtf
drink (boy)uma milk
>>577787907She was asking for it
>>577787907Well, it happens
>>577787975
>>577787907pero pero pero pero
What to do when an Umamusume steals the person you like away?
your regularly scheduled poltard humiliation ritual has concluded. i hope your general stays clean and fresh until the next one!
>>577787982Daiichi Ruby is super cute! Too bad we will have to wait quite awhile to get her as a trainee
AND WHO EXACTLY ARE YOU GONNA KICK?
>>577787907This is bullshit, Nature would keep a neat little bush.
>>577788232thank you and have a good day
>>577786072Hot daughter
>>577788232where did this take place
Reminder
>>577787907this isn't what happened in the event..
>>577788247>Wit Ramonu -> Ruby -> Laurel -> Neo UniI'm not feeling so good
>>577787907Turbo WOULD do that
umapyoi umapyoi umapyoi
>>577788441It always cracks me up how you hid the timezone because everyone knows it's you hayashi
>>577788563
umanko hours
>>577786542>>577786468>>577786685>>577786356>>577785864>>577786264owes me sex
>>577787907>>577788563I love ENFI love umanko
this bread is butter
>>577787907how did she pull it downdoesnt her tail stick through the shorts?
>>577788563>>577787907
>>577788563>>577787907>bald umankoNot realistic
is it possible to hit SS on auto without pal spam/fuku or throne
>>577788795I wanna steal their V cards
as a newfag the anniversary vouchers feel like shit because not one of the cards are even usable at 0LB
>>577788869Natie's delicious clit and erect nipples...
>>577788895Ermm Yaeno? Falco? CB? Maru? Your parent farming? HELLO?
>>577788795Verxina is the eldest sister but she's really struggling to hook up with her trainer until the other two
>>577788869
>>577786468I was confused by the piggyback thing but now I understand.
Kissing wife nature
>>577788827If I use Jordan and Marv or go super buhi and use Maru Tachyon and Creek I hit SS consistently.
>>577786468So she's a brat
>>577788976Are those actually better at 0LB than the 4*MLB or are you just being annoying?
>>577788869>>577789268HUGE NATTIE TIDDIES
>>577788827Yes, refer to the loops docs
>>577788441>I have done more good to this general than 90% of posters and that's a fact One of the most least self aware sentences ever written here
>>577788563mirako umanko
>>577788563>This post gets killed but the other one doesntIm not sure how to regard this sort of favoritism but okay
>>577789338
All the Umanko... gone...
I wonder what kind of anon actually reports pornlike what kind of person is like that
Jorked it to mayano again award...
SFW
>>577789432i spoke too sooooooooon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i51221qoazI
My trainee found out I have no experience with women and she wont stop making fun of me for it
>>577789460
>>577789562Marusexy
>>577788827>pal spamDoes Aoi work for pal spam.....
>>577789529These "people" would report even their family members to the Staatssicherheit
>>577789562death by nasal blood loss
>>577789529I don't know the answer to that, but I got a 3 day vacation for talking about penis too much, no porn involved at all. Uma musume pretty derby
>>577789684yea
>>577789529I joked in past thread when someone asked how an umanko post stayed up so long and i said its because we dont got any TATTLETALES herewell, now we do you bastards
>>577789529I only report the ones V posts
Someone link the loop doc again
Do not open I'm being serious
>>577790019uma attack...
>>577788984>Looks like this>Still struggle
>>577790019AIIIIIEEEEEE MY RIBS
>>577790089She's trying but she's ran into an uma's greatest enemy, the trainer who wants to keep things professional.
>joked about being the biggest scam in all of uma musume>becomes the ultimate auto training cardThronefags... redeemed?
>>577789529This is a blue board I come here so I don't see porn so when I see porn I report it.
>>577790306
>>577790245Are JPfags even doing research to auto training? Maybe future pal cards have better performances than that.
>>577789529I do
>>577790367
>>577790390
>>577790398
How to get SS...Use cards at the top of the loops docs.If you still can't with your poorfag d*ck, train an uma that's 5 stars for the level 6 unique points.If you still can't, loopa Mayano top gun
>>577789970PatriotReport ALL of his posts
Record pace
>>577790245Its funny how things turn out like that
>>577788795cargo shorts are the best
We've got ourselves a real Mexican standoff here
>>577790367>>577790713>>577790492>>577790398Umexican standoff
no uma should hold a real gunput that away Kris S
Hands off those pieces, nyaggers. Let me see 'em hoves
Flash forward + daring strike or leap forward + OYL? I don't have natie wit so i'm thinking if I should use an end closer and borrow ruby because I have CB wit.
>>577790920>>577790896well there you go
brown
which umas do NOT like the idol part of the job?
>>577791097Former
>>577790713BIG BANG
>>577790920>>577790896There is only one solution
>>577791142
>>577791142This image is wrong, by the way.
I'll never win a platinum.
>>577791142Suzuka...............
what does she mean by this
>>577791323
>>577791371Happy birthday!
>>577791142whorezuka
fucking fucking sex and fucking
stop being nice to each other we need to be fighting
>>577791236How come F1 meme hybrids dont leak into here as much
>>577791393Oyakodon, so I can get close to my super cute CF buebue
>>577791490Fighting is not a random act of kinda nice
odds i pick Dober as 3rd aceevens Nishino Flower (late)zero Spe
>>577791490I'm close to breaking down if that counts
>>577791490bro we just had two threads of people tearing each other apart from the translation shitcan we have a break please?
>>577790245It's just an SP bot so it will get powercrept eventually
why is catbox down the exact picosecond i wanna make a soundpost
>>577791513https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8OIlRJweGAWe had plenty of "leaks" over the year of this general, just not recently.
>>577789562me as the faceless guy
>>577791653Catbox and iqdb shit themselves so much that I've given up on using them
>>577791371I don't know but I still feel like she's about to punch me in the face.
>>577791441That horse won so fucking muchSooooooo fucking muchthis is not a Falco situation
shes so cute bwos...
>>577791927creep was waiting outside the bathroom
>ramonu wit bonus doubles from 3LB to 4LBok how much of a game changer is the wit bonus and everything else from the last uncap? I was initially planning on pulling to 3LB and waiting until I had another crystal to uncap but I might have to use all of the crystals in my stash to 4LB her if it's a huge difference.
Tazuna has been complaining that my office smells of sex every time she comes.
>>577792078it adds up a fuckton just get mlb immediately
>>577791927HELIOS HATE
Hello.Stupid motherfuckers.
>>577791997Congrats.
>>577792078>doublesso from 1 to 2
>>577791997>tfw I'm not possiblewhere did my pull luck go
me and him.
>>577792185I may be stupid, but I have not had sex
sorry but pearl is fucking ugly
>>577791031
>>577792287Who
>>577792185SEX SEX SEXSEX SEX SEXSEX SEX SEXwhenever I write "sex" I thrust my hips
>>577791997
>>577792350V...
>>577792261thanks anon... it was love at first sight
>>577792185Goddess voice.Unplayable uma.Sasuga Cygames.
seeking the paizuri
>>577792382V...
>>577792537but you said that already
>>577792519
>>577791371Princess Fighter marathon
>>577792276you are possible!>>577792380she's so sweet
>>577792632This picture has a foreboding aura about it
>>577792584I SAY ITHELIOS HATE
getting into the top 1k of tt is retardedly easy wtf
>>577792519no shit nigger almost everyone with a sexo voice is a npc
>>577792813no shit you just play the game
>>577792813explain as if i'm retarded.
[good news] Doto (32) is still horny
>>577792783How so? Cuz Mare ass?>>577792907Based old geezer
>>577792756>tfw her signature song is straight out of a 1990's musical or disney moviehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeBHBcp5CF4was not expecting the song to be that damn reflective of the umaim floored
im gonna be running a grass (non debuffer) in the cm
If I have enough gold to buy the 5th song on junior year do I do it? Or just reserve the next (5th) song after concert (early classic)
>>577792783Sunset, slightly melancholy mood to it, and the subtitle saying "good girl" twiceWhats goin on... whats gonna happen..
>>577792847>>577792849>no shitweird phenomena>>577792848
>>577793056kinda wanna run her toojust dunno what to borrow if she has innate oyl
>>577792490
>>577793026She's a disney princess serenading us
>>5777928891. have at least 2 MLBs (expected if you've been playing for a while)2. do 1 GL run for each slot in your tt, can easily get mid-UG to low UF each run3. get consistent and cheap skills, you can just build like it's a cm ace without the greens4. make sure the umas on each distance have different running styles (get at least 1 front on every distance, they tend to print the most points)done, you now get 1.1m high scores in tt
>>577793315nvm taiki maybeI'm retardedworks out then actually
I'm going in
why isnt kawakummy a good trainee this cm
>>577792182>>577792537>>577792802Stop that...
I think Tracen should implement a policy where young boys are assigned as trainers to older Umamusume. I think this will help both the boys and the Umamusume develop.
>>577793056I need to run Grass (non debuffer) this cm because i ran Grass (debuffer) last cm and i need to make it up to her>tfw she finished 9th even behind the other debuffersim so sorry
>>577793625PLEASE I need to be her
>>577793586she's never a good trainee in any cm, the only thing she has going for her is innate NSM but she has shit growths and a shit ult apart from thatyou can make her work with OYL + lightning surge thoughbeit
>>577793345Taking care of...everything?
>>577793459You can't goon with cai fellow gooner
>>577793727i dont have natie nor ruby cards... so i have to pick one or the other...
>>577793807Maybe he isn't gooning? Maybe he wants to feel?
>>577793814just give up on late surgers for now gwo
I’m going to be honest, everytime I fucking see people here arguing about the helios localization (most of the playerbase doesn’t fucking care about this btw and no loud “CHANGE HOW SHE SPEAKS NOW NOW NOW” people on twitter aren’t fucking anymore than a vocal minority) all I fucking imagine is two basedjaks. A chudjak and a troonjak, both are seething and pointing at eachother. That is you fuckers. That is every goddamn anon here arguing about the localization whether that argument is for or against.
>>577793727Another fine addition to my collection
what did she mean by this
>>577794008nyo...
>>577793747sauce me up now
>>577793814You could get Slick Surge from parents if you really wanted to run her but yeah as somebody that has won multiple plats with her she is pretty bad for exactly the reasons that other anon said. Her unique is like so incredibly bad it's unreal. It's Pulse but worse in every god damn way.
her ass is a wonder
>>577794067Taking off El's mask would be equivalent to me pulling down her panties
Alright its pretty much too late to try and get an MLB Nice Nature rightWill the next late surger wit card compare...? like there are a bunch of strong style-specific wit cards that come out a little after Mejiro Ramonu right?
>>577794078well, you can cope by borrowing natie SSR and making parents with the white version of lightning surge as a white sparkwhatever you do good luck kawakamibwo
>>577794075my bro jerking me off while we gayme
forever my milktruck
>>577794379post more uma with these proportions
>>577794379I've lost gallons to this image
>>577794205The American import uma turning out to be the Yamato Nadeshiko character in the cast was a good touch
>>577779497>>577779158SEXY!?
>>577794201>multiple plats with kawakamiI FUCKING KNEEL...
>>577793807I know, not really looking to goon just making a headcanon scenario. Cygames won't ever add her so roleplaying is all I have
I put off running Kawakami in CM even though i pulled her a while ago and fielded Kingu like twiceI thought one of these CMs was supposed to be a Queen Elizabeth II Cup analog but i guess i was wrong..
>>577794379Blessed artist
>>577794415
>>577794692CM19 (next month, the next cm after this mile one) is is QEII analog
My trainee found out that I'm actually a huge fan of her rival and wished I was her rival's trainer instead of her, please make sure it's a closed casket
>>577794692>Queen Elizabeth II Cup analogYou have her mixed up with her rival. Fusapan is the 2200m merchant not Kawakami.Kawakami excels on Tokyo 2400m aka the DAHBY aka the Japanese Oaks which was Taurus2 which you must have missed.
I CAN'T MAKE MY FRONTS WIN
>>577794876Trainer was balls deep inside Transcend at the stroke of midnight
>>577794851Aw fuggCan i run Dober and Kawakami as something more than just debuff bots behind a XOg..
>>577794951neichatore...
>>577795004I sure fucking was, because why the hell wouldn't I?
>>577795004Bro's brossy...
>>577794951you deserve whatever's coming your way
what if i kissed my bro
>>577788984>be the prettiest uma since scarlet/city >still fumble?
>>577795004One thrust for each count of the New Years countdown.10...9...8...
>>577794078just loop slick surge + ignited spirit pwr, it's as good as OYL (lol)
the french will pay
>100 page essay due tomorrow>spent all of yesterday watching handegg and posting on /uma/ while doing parent runs>same today but instead of handegg I'm playing pokemon fangames/romhacks in a separate windowwat do
>>577795036idk much about that cm yet but og dober is probably pretty good as she is on any cm her ult works on, can get dober ult + pump inherit to make a cope kawakami
>>577794961I ran Cheer Natie to take advantage of her native NSM that let her come in second, i guess i could have run Kawakami there too for similar results
how did nips play for so long with seaking the paarl without her solo song
>>577795280
Balls deep inside my pearl
>>577795236
I'm so pathetic...
>>577795296get off 4chan and lock the fuck in nigga
>>577795280Oh right there were JP invaders to a French G1? what happened?
>>577795296Send an email saying that you had a health emergency that kept you away from electronics and were unable to work on it
>>577795296ai slop it
https://www.reddit.com/r/UmamusumeGame/comments/1vq9d4g/best_way_to_revive_a_dead_club/Really good Reddit thread for Mambwos to read
>>577794223Would she scream in English, Japanese or Spanish?
>>577795447correctrice HATE
>>577795435JUST
>>577795579Switches after each thrust
>>577795004This image is more erotic than everything else posted in the last couple threads combined
>>577795280WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!?
>>577795346she also took A 2nd for me in CM15 (only because my 2 fronts got cucked out of A&S at the final second)
>>577795396didn't he only get 1-3 months for this? still pisses me off>>577795481>>577795481Strauss and Sixpence the ones in the pic on the right couldn't keep up the pace
Fool sru shin
>>577795639holy reddit
>>577795667>didn't he only get 1-3 months for this?something like that. a slap on the wrist at best, for nearly killing a dude live on stream.
I like her „HMMM” when you choose her.
>>577790245it's just ok because it dumps sp on you, its stats are mid and its hints basically dont exist.
>>577795781me too anon me too
>>577795856i mean ALL friend cards have shit for hints
>>577795618You could play rock paper scissors with her.
>>577795856I like running it for guaranteed prudent for front loopa, beats borrowing fuku and I get SS with either
>>577795601Genuine struggle
>>577795579>OH MY GOOOOD KIMOCHI QUE RIIIICO!!!!
when's the next big event where figures get announced? Obviously her swimsuit is gonna get one
>>577795396this might sound a bit insensitive, butis the horse okay?
>>577795956straight into The Jar she goes
>>577795661not a professional at all but i feel the strategy some use to keep up the pace with the other racers in france is not working, i liked how satono reve raced and he was very close but they need to change their main strategy
BY THE VILLAINOUS POWERS VESTED IN ME BY RICE SHOWERI CURSE JAPAN WITH ANOTHER DECADE OF ARC LOSSES
>>577796341post sluttono reeve race
>>577796474
>>577795396Is this what they meant in CinGray when they mentioned oversea umas play rough?
the larc racecourse should unironically entice gamblers with a "japan" bonus where they have jacked up odds if they win (never)
>>577796542Why are Curren and Cafe wearing black. Its your wedding dress.
>>577796542I never read a wedding dress event, why are these athletes wearing wedding dresses?
>>577796542maya cutecurren cutefine cutenishino cutesweep cutecesario cutecafe cutehishiama SEX
>>577796698Photoshoots
>>577796542mplappan plappe ultimate moggage
>>577796542Hishiama WIFE
>>577796523with audio and a better size since i couldn't find the fullhttps://x.com/AtTheRaces/status/2068344620484866541He got 2nd by a nose
>>577796542Curren > Sweep > Cafe > Cesario = Flower > Ramonu > Mayano > Fine > Amazon = Gentildona > Air Groove = King
>>577795956I can't get over how hot she iswhat the fuck, Cygames?
keen eye on shichiy/n
>>577797210I can't believe King's trainer got to add her to his harem.
>>577795956>hot as all the hells>a mother to top it off
>>577797163Okay but Curren does this in her wedding dress...
You can have the best junior year and early classic and still it won't mitigate the godawful rng that follows. Truly one if not the worst scenario this game has released.
>>577797015w-what will happen to me if I do, Creek?
>>577797484I do that too
>>577796542>mogs you
>>577797448>a motheryou're joking
>>577797210she's more pretty and cute than hot
>>577797485b-b-b-but its faster than MANT!!!
Ryan love
>>577797701Seduction technique...
>>577797649As this series goes on, almost everyone will turn into a milf
>>577797485>MANT sucks>Grand Live sucks>Grandmasters will suckmaybe.......you just don't like Uma Musume
>>577797649he's obviously referring to the fact that she's Almond Eye's mother IRL
>>577797368Hakuraku says yes
>>577797649The IRL horse Fusaichi Pandora foaled Almond Eye so no, she's not actually a mother in the game.
>>577797485>I HATE THIS GAMEwe know, anon. we know.
>>577797485>get everything throughout Junior to early Classic>+3 SP song doesn't show up until Senior Year>run over
I'm writing an article about Tokino Minoru and every time I ask someone at Tracen they get extremely quiet and say they have to leave before almost sprinting away. The same thing happened with my article about Northern Taste, it's very odd.
>>577796542Your canon wives.
>>577797701What if she was all of those things?
>>577797818>that walkCYGAMES WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
>>577797649
>>577796698Privilege of being worthy of Beauty Anshinzawa 's cult
>>577798019That's AI.
>>577797136should have had a longer nose
>12 group A finals>2 plats>A 2nd 3 times>A 3rd 7 timeswhat does this say about me as a trainer
>>577797876Is that the umamusume that disappeared after winning the derby? I've heard rumors that her spirit still haunts Tracen, students reportedly heard faint murmurs saying things like "you need more guts" when you mention her name
>>577797595uh noI would never marry kawakami
>>577797484Curren WOULD do this with the best man, who happens to be a fat balding oji-san and the groom's older brother
>>577797595Why does this trainer get two wives? That's not fair...
Well this ought to be decent enough plus I got to go to the hot springs with her
Air Groove does not hate you, but she has grave concerns about your competence.
bros who should I pick from the 1.5 support selector? I could MLB kita with it but her replacement comes out in like 3 months so...
>>577798290
Nishino my beloved...
>>577798214I think I'm going to ask Tazuna Hayakawa about it. From everything I've heard about her, she seems like she'd know
>>577798353Well who else are you gonna get?
>>577798376me on the left (inside the tummy)
>>577798353there's still 7 months left until pasa lolgo ahead and MLB your kitasan
One of the two umas revealed in the 5.5 anniversary pakatube WILL be CroixI just know it
>>577798460I wish I could be vored by NTR...
rooms?
>>577798436I don't know I'm mostly clueless at this game
>>577798123No, that's Pandora.This is AI
>>577798574Almond Eye is not sexy.
>>577798503nyo, going off everything we know so far it's going to be Kizuna and Phalaenopsis (who was accidentally leaked by Cygames)
>>577798543bwo... your gold and sp???
que
>>577798238you can just admit to being brown and gay. It's current year, nobody will judge you
>>577798617you shut your WHORE mouthevery uma is sexy. If there's exceptions, I can't think of them
>>577798543If you don't have MLB Tachyon/S. Maru, then you'll still use Kitasan for a long time
>>577798543>Lv 13bwo...?
>>577798712If they're so sexy why do you need AI to generate it
I think I'm too old of an ojisan for Pandora and I definitely will be in 2 years when she's finally on global
>>577798679>immensely strong>kind>hilarious>smoochable 4head>very cute>great sense of styleKawakami Princess is perfection itself
46175219461752194617521946175219room
>>577798543
Phalaenopsis sounds like a rare penis infection
>>577798543Did you start last week?
>>577798503crotch the north
I think your vegetables should eat YOU.
>>577798543*kneels* based god....
>>577798646>>577798736>>577798819>>577798896>>577798952I hardly play this game and have logged in a total of maybe 20 times
I kinda regret pulling for kawacummies
>>577798892thank you for joiningi wanted to see if my shichi was at least somewhat competent
>>577799127Thanks for the room, that last spurt was fun to watch
>>577799057If you barely play this game, then why worry about what's gonna happen in 3 months?
>>577799057>I hardly play this game and have logged in a total of maybe 20 timesWhy even play at this point?
>>577799124>said no one ever
>>577798712>every uma is sexypump the breaks. I find it worrisome if you see Biko and think "sexy"
>>577799124Why?
>>577799203>>577799205because I'm starting to want to play more... >>577791997
>>577799127Mad dash seems to kill Fronts too much, at least I'm pretty sure the Seiun died
>>577798880blessed post
>>577799279returning to your original question, yes use the selector on kitasan. even more certain on that after seeing your cards, she'll carry you even as a 2nd speed card after her powercreep releases in 7 monthsand level up your cards before using them please
Tomorrow is the death anniversary of Taiki Shuttle>He lived a long life until he passed away at the age of 28 from heart failure due to old age. Lifetime record: 13 starts, 11 wins. The horse, hailed as Japan's strongest miler, achieved a historic victory in the Prix Jacques Le Marois (August 16) 28 years ago. At the time, radio broadcasts and such reported on this great feat. His first overseas G1 challenge ended in a first victory.
>>577799486HELLO HELLO HOWDY HOWDY
>>577799486THE STRONGEST MILER
>>577799426thank you
>>577799249I guess I don't find Biko sexy. But she's out in Global yet, so I dunno. I don't find Haru sexy, either, not really. Rice Shower too. Which is odd because McQueen and Mayano are extremely, unreasonably sexy and drive me wild whenever I train them.
>>577799486Miler of the century...
>>577799486Fly high Taiki
I'm in love with Kawakami's mom.
>>577799621HARIKITTE IKOU
next jiggums https://jiggie.fun/8aJJm8>https://jiggie.fun/8aJJm8https://jiggie.fun/8aJJm8>https://jiggie.fun/8aJJm8https://jiggie.fun/8aJJm8
>>577798213Paypiggies get better finals matchmaking, do the needful
>>577789336Not better but doesn't matter you want the hints and golds for sparks
>>577799681Suzuka should be here
>>577799486>Prix Jacques Le Maroisthat's the one they gigajobbed today
I'm in love with Kawakami's rival.
>>577799689That's her dad.
Derby Umamusume
>>577799890I like teenagers!
>>577789529This anon's face
>>577799795Suzuka's swimsuit is fucking amazing. She kills it. The blue pareo makes a perfect contrast to the carrot, it's classy and sexy as hell. I'm so pulling her, I don't care that she sucks. Then I can run OG Suzuka (who gets buffed with evo skills, iirc) in the sex suit.
she's so powerful she's making me commit to this game
>>577798679I'm not. I prefer girls who aren't going to wreck everything around them.
>>577799861She looks like a brat that would call me ojii-san when I complained about my legs hurting after work.
>>577799861is she gonna be part of the gyaru gang
>>577789529if the porn is good, I do nothingif it's ugly (99%+ of the time), I report it
>>577799926you called?
>>577799890@umagpt put a handgun on her hand
>>577799486Why is Taiki Shuttle a burger in the game if the horse is from japan?Yes I’m new
I feel the worms
>>577800217Taiki is an American-born horse.
>>577800217born burger, trained in japan
Chiyo's mom has got it going onShe's all I want and I've waited for so longChiyo can't you see? You're just not the girl for meI know it might be wrong but - I'M IN LOVE WITH CHIYO'S MOM
>>577800217Don't look up Grass Wonder's origin
fucking bullshitplease tell me we race more in GM
>>577800287>>577800296I see. It makes sense to me now
>>577800391Against your will, sometimes, yes.
need a man to iikkkkkllliilllllllkikllllllllKILLL KILL KOLL KILLNKILLL KILLLLL
>>577800008You will give up.>>577800391You can race as much as you want to if you join the A+ leagues
>>577793459Well, that's enough soul crushing pain for today
>>577800536let's go with that
>>577800573i could never do that the idea of a female liking me would make me laugh immediately
>>577793459>>577800573
>>577800472heyy I volunteer
>>577788168I kinda feel bad for Aoi but I also understand that every trainer belong to their uma
>>577800536Why so negative anon?
YOOOOOOO
Chuu~~
>>577800823you sure...?
>>577801074runs dead, pack it up chief
>>577801131
well /uma/, your thoughts?
>>577801285I'm thinking sex with trainees
>>577801131I accept
>>577801074>XogHope you only get nothing but Dance coins
>>577801285I’m hungry
>>577801160either it'll be fun to see you try or I die so either way I won't have issues after
>>577801285yes
Umas for this feel?
>>577801285I'm thinkin' of Biko, personally.
>>577801562you already know bwo
Nice
>>577801562teio
>>577801562Curren would beg to rim him
>>577801562At least post your cock
>>577801285No Biwa, I don’t think.
>>577801285i hate being alive
>>577801285Ain't gonna lie chief, the air down in the mines ain't doing wonders to my noggin', I got nothing.
What's the most reliable way to upgrade from Mild Hype to Wild Hype?
>>577801285never had one
>>577801493ugh you're right I'm too weak to do anything......
>>577800359
Been craving la galbi for a while and finally went out to buy some to make
>>577801969that's ok we can find another way to have fun that makes your head quiet down instead
just join the 41% already
>>577802049Sounds tasty, pairing it with anything?
>>577802350Salmonella
>>577802219It'll happen eventually Hopefully before next anni
>>577802414Besides that, preferably
>>577802049That's looking pretty good. What kind of seasoning do you use on it?
>>577802350Rice and broccoli
how many times do i need to pull a 3* uma to 5* them? (without using statues)
>>577802752Banner or no?
>>577801285umapyoi densetsu
>>577802752featured banner 6 otherwise 8
>>577802674Just a random store bought jar of galbi marinade
>>577802049>>577802691You gonna share with the rest of us?
>>577802795yes>>577802892thnks
>>577803081
>>577803081yeah here's some! *shits"
DO i pull on the holloween banner
>>577802752You're supposed to use your statues for that gwo
All trannies should be annihilated
Maruzensky molested meHelp
i haven't use my statues at all
>>577803357No need for that when they'll kill themselves off eventually anyway
>>577802752it's really not worth pulling for more copies to 5*, just use statues
>>577802918Works for me. Thanks, anon.
>>577803379DON'T WASH UP. I know you're uncomfortable but this is important. The police will need to swab your orifices. Take Plan B if you have it, and otherwise, please just stay still and wait. Help is on the way.
>>577803197[LOVE] Uni
>auto'd Dia for the first time>this is her notificationWtf I thought rapist Dia was just a meme
>>577803498>>577803330how many statues for 5* then?
time for the shittiest run known to man
>>5778036761800 I think from 3 to 5, you get 90 extra when you first pull someone I guess so 1710
>>577803676if rate up 1800off banner 1950 because you get 30 extra pieces with the rate up one
Bourbon...
>>577803767>>577803856how am i supposed to get that much?
How come no one is trying to bang Maruzensky if she's that old and willing to mingle anyway?It's got to the point she's dragging her trainer IN FRONT OF TAZUNA and Tazuna is not doing anything about itWhich is weird because Tazuna usually stops students
>>577803970well, play the gameif you're new they add up very quickly, the events give out a lot
>>577803662She needs to be on a watchlist
>>577804023she already hit menopause no need to stop her
>>577803970doesn't everyone have 2-4k statues saved up anyway?
>>577803880Bourbon is dyingEnd of ServiceEnd of Bourbice
>>577803970You get a lot just playing the game and sometimes rolling for umasI already used a lot of mine a while ago and already have a ton of them
>>577803970If I didn't 4* random umas I don't even use, I'd have two, 5-star, gacha umas by now
>>577803970checked myself and i have never used a single one, by playing they eventually stock up, plus some events have them to purchase or you get them randomly like the mainline events
>>577803662I don't want to be a dad yet
>>577803662what the HECK
Make A New Bread
>>577804023maru and tazuna are canonically drinking buddiestazuna could care less if she becomes a mother of 3, infact she enourages it
>>577803662REELASE THE SATONO FILES
wives
>>577804078>>577804331Yes but what about the Trainer's consent though
>>577803662
>junior year>6 trainings with Hello >0 tokens>give up
>>577804406Trainer's consent?I guess he does lmao
>>577804406what is that
>>577804478Idiot
>>577804406What about it?
>>577803662you must continue the satono bloodline
>>577804406>he thinks we have rights
>>577804406My consent? Irrelevant.
only time I used statues was early game to make goldship and mayano into 3* and again with mambo
>>5778045150 tokens it's a brick
It's gonna be shit, I know it...
>>577804376How do you pronounce "#"?
>>577804623I statue'd tachyon to 3* as my first one asap I remember
>>577804650hashtag?
>>577804650adorably
>>577804650pound
reminder /uma/
which trainee has the most HANDSOME toreina?
>>577804660
>>577804812>>577804812>>577804812have a bwead before I head out for my wagie
#Sex #With #Curren
>>577803970roll for umas, you get a shitton, every 1* uma gives you 5 statues, 2* umas give you 10 iirc, so on average 200 x 5 = 1000 minimum, now add 100 for 10 2* and you get 60 for a 3*, and 200 pulls gets you 6 3* on average, so 360, making a grand total of 1.5k ish statues per uma banner you spark.
>>577804830nice
