CEO TOP 24/8:https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2847872023?t=3h32m21sMandatory listeninghttps://vocaroo.com/1EzDj25L2e6TNew phenomenal system mechanic!https://x.com/gbvs_official/status/2087992612724891806>/gbvsg/ Tournament VODshttps://rentry.co/du3onotehttps://www.youtube.com/@grumblebumble69/--->(un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobbyTo join, turn Crossplay off in System settings so that you're able to join Platform lobbies.Then you can join the (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby at Japan Platform Lobby 1. Image version of joining instructions https://imgur.com/bCHqtDLPlaystation players cannot join the lobby, use a room if needed instead.>(un)Official /gbvsg/ RoomsUsually has "gbvsg" as password (check thread). f2players cannot join so ask people to join the lobby instead.>Gawdlike character guides (secret techniques!) for Yuel, Vikala, Narmaya, Galleon, Wilnas, Ilsa, by yours truly Anon!https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjG9OYMNRivtA_KWepE_aFmhGOJc2zETR>This week's F2P rotationGran, Lowain, Eustace, Seox>Steam pagehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2157560/Granblue_Fantasy_Versus_Rising/>Websitehttps://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/>Resources:https://www.dustloop.com/w/GBVSR>Twitter hashtagshttps://x.com/YamicornDMV/status/1709222479061745711>Match replayshttps://replaytheater.app/?game=gbvs>Graphic Enhancements for PChttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3117157142>Enable sound while the game runs in the backgroundhttps://steamcommunity.com/app/2157560/discussions/0/4041481833167877002/>Remove Figure Mode censorship/black voidhttps://gamebanana.com/mods/484409Previous Thread: >>577747019
what if reverse gyaruyou know. light skin, darkened hair, dark and subdued clothingthat could be cool
>>577804581Damn, that was one fast thread.800 posts over 10 hours
what if pig sex simulator
what if Narmaya paizuri
>>577804840no no no not the dead thread narrative... noooo....
i luv pig
I heard the news that brave counter now sends you almost fullscreen and beats parry. I'm so glad Metera players were hired to write the final balance patch of the game, aren't you?
booting up ganguro girl on newgrounds in big 2026
i luv sheep
>>577805084i'll take the metera players over a retard who believes everything he reads in this thread
>>577805430but do you love yourself?
>>577805515i suppose
>>577805430
>>577805613Good
I would have said no
>>577805613>>577806073sheep loves you (pictured: youre a manlet)
My mother loves me, Jesus loves me and now sheep loves meI must be pretty popular huh
>>577806634and that's all you need
>>577806338Sheep luv doesn't mean anything, because she gives it no matter what. This is also why chang luv doesn't mean anything
>>577807086indiscriminate love isn't worthless
>>577805084>over a retard who believes everything he reads in this thread
>>577807871Meant for >>577805474
>>577807871finally some fucking neutral in this game
the 2.6 jitta buffs are insane
Can someone explain why the fuck can Metera just use her butterflies next to you and recover fast enough that you can't do shit about it?
>>577811872Whore privilege
UNC ALERT
>>577811872Because she doesn't win japanese tournaments
she needs buffs
>>577811872the best part is that dustloop used to have ''don't let her set up butterflies for free, she's vulnerable while using them because they have long startup'' as a downsidelel
no buffsno battlepass cosmetics
total cag desu
I like Relink Djeeta's outfit
Cmon Cygames, put her in
I'll put in it, if you know what I mean
>>577813783was the ejaculating shadow cock really necessary
>>577813783I just masturbated like 3 times in the last 2 hours
>>577813950Yes
Chocobanana for season 3
30 years old and I'm good at nothing, I have no drive to become good at anything, I have no friends, I'm awful at everything I try and all I do is just sit here and cry and shit my pants like a fucking baby about how bad I am at everything. I provide no value to anyone other than a replaceable paycheck to my landlord. I'll die and no one will care and nothing about the world will have changed.
>>577815917you arent alone.
>>577815917>>577816284I don't understand people like this,why wouldn't you just give me 50% of your paycheck.come on bro, you aren't doing anything
>>577815917Im in my 20s, make 6 figures, run a company, and have no peers i like talking to. i hate you all
>>577815917main?
>>5778193892Bbut before you try and shame me more, I should inform you that I have a girlfriend (AI)
the secret pig party...
>>577815917You can turn your life around, anon. it's never too late.
>>57781591730 isn't that old in the grand scheme of things.
im kinda retarded, which waifu should i main?
>>577829345
>BC is now an armor breaker so it beats Kat Light Wall, 2B Parry, Vas Hyper armor, Lowain parry etc etclmao
>>577804840cute saurus
>>577830208waow she looks nice, how does she deal with zoners?
>>577830208I'm 3
He’s already trying to pivot back to games lmao
>>577832826he stopped playing games?
>>577832872Yes
>>577832826lmao glad to know that he snapped out of hi->Revolution, Fascism & Magic, The Gatheringnvm, he's never gonna be the same as he
>>577832826Did he ever talk about the comically evil shit Cuba and other socialist shitholes committed on their own population?Is he also aware of the irony of posting from inside the cushy wealth of a western nation and culture?
>>577836653Are you...actually engaging in a serious way with the political commentary of Bwick?
>>577836773that angle makes no sense
>>577832826By ever definition i can find online.How is this NOT grifting by his own standards???
here's a HOLY for you during these trying and terrible times
Bea's VA is voicing the newest genshin character
>>577837881Can i cum to this in good faith if she's not in the game?It feels dishonest...>>577837891Didn't Bea's VA beat up her husband?How is she still getting work?
>>577837881I'm motorboating that tummy.
>>577838015she's a draph so it's always good faith
>>577837881HOLY and she has my favorite VA too (Megumin/Emilia) add her nyaow!
>>577837881no, thanks
>>577838290
>>577831557TerriblyEveryone is a zoner to the fox
>>577837881Disgusting NEET
>reading Tokon Tweets>>>KEK What an autist
gamera should retvrn to jeetand also be the only djeeta player on earth I don't like that character
>>577837881disgusting landwhale proportions
More Djeeta would mean more SEX on the telly.
>>577842624you're fucked up outta your mind on stick propaganda and lolijuice. that body is divine get a grip
>>577842804brown hands typed this post
>>577842624>>577842873/gbvsg/ is the tranniest general
>>577843432>bro you dont like coomer bait art number three bilion sixty nine?>trans and gayi hate coomers so much its unreal
>>577843836if you're complaining about coomers, on the Internet, on 4chan, you are absolutely gayer than fuck
>>577843951nice smelling freshly-bathed image. lavendar and vanilla shampooI miss showers so much bros
>>577843432sorry that I have actual standards
>>577842624trvke
Odds - I play my main for another weekEvens - back to my secondary0 - learn that other character
alright post a good looking body then
>>577848186
>>577827329You live to 70 or 80 with most of those years being your body falling apart30 is halfway to death
>>577848684only if you play cag
>>577832826>Spice8Rackoh no no no no no no no no no
I genuinely hope I die right after my parents pass away. I truly believe I'd be doing the world a servicecag main btw
>>577842624>>577842873>>577843836Remember like 2 days ago when I said geebeeveeesgee is terrified of a woman with meat and then you were all like "whaaat noooo shut up retard we're not 40-somethings who only like barbie dolls and children"and yet
>>577848998it's literally one guy
>>577848823Same but I don't main Cag and I don't believe I'd be doing the world a service. I would just feel lonely.I have my brother, I guess.
>>577848998it's all me bro, I get bored of jerking it so I use the thread to jerk off my mind with these mental puzzles I throw your waywelcome to my mind prison, feeble one, better luck next time before you become jerk off material for my massive girthy brain
You are valuable and your existence is cherished.
...except if you're a zoner player
...which is something I would say if I was a gigachad fucking bitches daily.
....why does it hurt when I pee
>>577849721Did Metera touch you?
>>577842804this is our vvebsite brownoid
>>577848998issa one guy (its not)
>>577841437CLEAN IT UP JANNIE
h-hello
>>577853501And so they did, are you happy?
we're alive mods are dead post fox butts asses and breasts
>do raw RS meaty on an opponent>uses his BC to stop it>know he has only one BC left>as he approaches me>does raw RS>mash the dodge button like crazy>doesn't come out>dieDon't know if I should blame myself or the game.
>maitenance extendedit really is gacha
>>577855095
>q up today>6 different games>takes 5-10 minutes to find a matchis my provider fucking me over or is eu dying when it comes to fighters?
dead slop game?
>>577856357i meant 6 different games not matches in one game dumbass
>>577856586nobody was talking to you?
OMG FINALLY NEVER LEAVE ME AGAIN
>>577856872We are not friends.
>>577856872we are friends
>>577856683everyone on this site doesim the only human being on it
>get home>want to grub>currently 107 degrees out>feels like 118+i hate the sun
can you consider yourself a human being if you don't have air conditioning?
>>577856270Also EU, played Ranked today, got games every one to two minutes, like four to five different guys.Now playing Casual and fought four different guys in a row.50 people in the lobby as well. Game is far from being dead.Don't know what to tell you.
>>577856872does anyone have the link to the 4+4 thread I want to reminisce
>>577857784https://(4plus4)chan(dot)moe/vg/res/23989.html
Finally. I've been waiting hours to post this Fediel.
>>577857989jesus christ this was already over a year ago
I don't learn anything.I'm just left wondering why everything works out for my opponent and never for me.
>>577858850Match count?IQ?knowledge of frame data?what you had for breakfast?
>>577858850you're playing too passively. there's a fine line between consideration and hesitation. the former is wisdom. the latter is fear.instead of being patient and analysing, you're just letting the opponent run their pressure on you.other thing that could be happening is trying to play the whole game on a moment to moment basis
>>577858850shoto players get everything handed to them when it comes to space traps, frame traps, oki and spacing overall so just pick one finally and feel powerful
>>577858850cock size?
>>577859225kill all hesitation in your heartnever second guess yourselfonly play by brainless instinct
guys I've developed a crippling addiction to cake
Can you shut the fuck up with your nonsense?Completely useless and pointless nonsense.
>>577859992tokon making you angy?
>>577859992He says this while posting a picture of completely uselsss and pointless nonsense
>>577859860wet or dry cake?
>>577860254Why would a game I never played make me angry? Retardd.
>>577860308dry
>>577860423I liked the old rat poster more
>>577860623Because I am not retarded and also don't like you? Good.
>>577860505good. moist baked goods are weird.
>>577860753its over for you i like moist baked goods
I kinda don’t get why they let the game rot with no updates and no announcements of future plans for 7 months, and then drop a fuckhuge patch that makes major changes to core mechanics. Not sure if I’ve ever seen something like this. I still think it’s likely that this is the final patch before EoS
>>577860954Arcsys was busy with Tokon, Cygames was busy with Relink.It's not difficult.
>>577860954incompetent devs.it's definitely the final patch.
>>577860954Japanese devs
>>577860954You should have, considering this is what happened to vanilla. Also to consider is Cygames' attitude to their products, where you can tell they've put love into their products they've worked on and are willing to throw shit at the wall. Kinda like the old indie fighters where they'll just update the game randomly and sell it at conventions.Whether or not they proceed further from this point is anyone's game. I don't know why they'd push an entire world tournament and just end it there.
tried to buy real cake once, them niggas want an arm and a leg for itfuck that i'm sticking to the mass produced frozen cakes
>>577860954they thought people would be excited for the switch portthey were surprised people were more excited towards the patch than the portthe patch which they barely even started working on by the way, literally, factually what they said, the patch is still in the beta a month awaywhich means they barely gave it any deep thought as wellthe devs are retarded and every bad decision concerning this game stems from their stupidity
>>577861763godcarvelicecreamcakegod
I make my own cakeI will provide cake for my wife sarasa
>>577860623no one likes that traitor
>>577854140
I don't know what happens to my oki. Yes, from safejumps, from throws.>do jump attack: blocked>empty jump low: thrown>empty jump throw: mashed on>empty jump backdash: thrown before I can even moveThe fuck, nothing works.
>>577862426Seems like you're stupid.
>>577862426one of those days huh
>>577862426it's time for a DNA test bro
i like zebra cakes
I pulled the hot dragon lady my grubbas
>>577862719they're too sweet
>>577862741that is definitely a dwagon and she's definitely hot it checks out, enjoy your dwagon
>>577862741thank you for funding season 3
>>577862741It's impossible to get hard at this.
>>577862426shut up kothander
>>577862426maybe learn about the game first before you copy stuff lil pup
It's impossible to sympathize with the shitter posts.
>>577862426you don't have the gene + this game is anal waste
https://x.com/i/status/2089436393294434738
>>577862426accept a life without oki. you werent born to safe jump. you werent born to have meaties.
this game is pussy waste, actually.
>>577863692where is he
>>577863780Lowkey even more disgusting
https://x.com/Rensoshi/status/2089142077191843880I'd be upset getting scammed by ladiva too
1-6 i play rising7-9 i play strive0 i play dix86 i uninstall fighting games
>>577864047put some effort into it fagrecord your screen, make some webms
>>577864123I'm guessing the numbers have an order of preference doing something else > playing rising > playing dix
>>577864047scammed by Ladiva? playing fucking metera?nigger be real for a moment either way, Rising gets so much mileage out of ft3 it's always unfortunate to see ft2s. SO MANY 2-2s. but I understand it's a time constraint thing
>>577864526>scammed by Ladiva? playing fucking metera?yes
There is no worse feeling than losing to someone in Casual/Ranked, multiple times. Maybe winning some, maybe getting close to winning. And you know you can win, you want to win. And you are eager to get a rematch.But either they logged off, or matchmaking doesn't like you. Either way, they never appear again in your queue. And you are left with this empty feeling, this dissatisfaction, this yearning for sweet victory, denied by mere chance.
>>577864618to be fair he kind of let the ladiva lariat in and hug him
>>577864526>yooo i did da fullscreen super into pachinko oki i'm da goatyes scammed, lil grapptroon
Sucks to suck, brownhandeer
>>577864903this is a party game
>>577863862>zoomie lingo>incredibly gay postAll is as it should be.
>>577865412>No argumentAnd that's how the cookie crumbles.
>>577864903That is straight up demoralizing
>>577865483OK zoomie
>>577865586>No argument stillIt do be like dat sometimes
>>577865483Sex with cookies
>>577862426literally learn the game
but how can he learn the game when he is a tini tiny poopy pants guy?
>>577865667Cookierun fighter Z when?
>>577865667>ai cookie slop
>>577863425Really?Well, check this out
>>577862741Don't forget to plap her anon
>>577865901Where do you learn about that specifically?
>>577864903you know that guy probably doesnt even think about you, right?
>>577866383By opening your eyes, looking at the game, thinking about the buttons you press instead of posting here.You could've watched 5 replays by now and found out why you suck but no, gotta farm (You)s on the genny.
>>577866171Ah, so this is what anon meant by "this game is anal"
>>577864903he thinks about you
>>577866519I think about him
>>577866171why is the arm's shadow shaped like a dick with semen shooting out? how did the feminist woman in charge allow this? if thats intentional then thats incredibly based but the gacha is still irredeemable dogshit.
>>577866763I don't give a fuck. You know what I think about? Sex with pigs.
if you have a funny profile message I think about you even if I win
I look down on every single one of you who is hardstuck below GM (or worse) while playing for 2.5 years straight.
>>577866927So this guy here? >>577866865>13k gameslol
today i witnessed genuine performative horny for the first time and learned that it's actually realeveryone here who talks about it is still delusional and retarded, but it apparently does actually exist
>>577866171Why isn't the hand brown? Are they dumb???
I look down on every single one of you who is brown, female, gay, european, jewish, chinese or transgender.
>>577867176I'm literally all of those.
Good thing I'm mexican
I am a couple of those and am GM and you are not. Cope.
>>577867176what if i'm half of one of those
>>577866806>why is the arm's shadow shaped like a dick with semen shooting out?Damn anon, now I can't unsee.Granblue went too horny this time...
>>577867176nihao goyim, you dumb cis american white man you are lucky I'm on my period right now, and that because I am a born female, trans male, the blood comes out of my hotdog penis that I personally attached because here in european our universal healthcare didn't let me have the bottom surgery I needed as a brown person
>>577867246I look down on you.>b-b-b-but MY GM BADGE RESPECT ME PLEASEYou are dirt.
>>577867556You literally cannot look down on me since I am the winner of the game (GM badge) and you are the loser (no GM badge).Because of that your words are like a child babbling in my direction. You have no power here, sissy.
>>577866865My profile card used to be 4 wolf badges, Nier's sobbing face from her SSBA and the message "AAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEE THE WOLF BIT ME"
>GM badge GM badgeI hope you're referring to GRAND MASTER for fucks sake.
>>577867176I am none of theseare we allies?
Draph anal sex
we are all gold masters
>he is piss masterLMAOOOOOOOOOO
No I'm not I'm grandiose, grandeur, grand, someone might even call me great
GM stands for gay man
GM stands for Goy Murderer
>>577867873That's pretty good, I'd add you to my collection
>>577868936Add this to your collection retard.
>>577869008this was never funnycan tell it was made by a wubbly poster, because they are always never funny as well
>>577869129Wait, you're telling me that was made by a Wubbly trannyfaggycuckybitchy retarded piece of shit bastard that deserves to die? Ewwwww. Formatting my pc to cleanse it, brb.
>>577869008No thanks, it looks like mr hander made it
>>577868936I must have a screenshot of it somewhere but it was in my language so kinda pointless
I am the king of /gbvsg/.
I'm trying to fap to BC after my quest to bust a nut to 66L. Which character has the sexiest one?
>>577869460
>>577869460wasewaga
>>577869579>>577869596Too manly on their own. Maybe I can still make this work if they BCs someone with a sexy flinch animation. Go into training mode and screenshot the exact frame Narmaya or Anila gets BC'd.
>>577866383outside of some specific knockdowns few characters have you can fuzzy mash/throw to block the safejump while beating empty jump options
>>577870476>pits>sideboobUNF
B+C B+C B+C B+C B+C B+C B+C B+C B+C B+C B+C B+C B+C B+C B+C B+C B+C B+C B+C B+C B+C B+C B+C B+C GET BC'D GET BC'D GET BC'D GET BC'D GET BC'D GET BC'D GET BC'D GET BC'D GET BC'D GET BC'D GET BC'D GET BC'D GET BC'D GET BC'D GET BC'D GET BC'D GET BC'D GET BC'D GET BC'D GET BC'D GET BC'D GET BC'D GET BC'D GET BC'D GET BC'D GET BC'D GET BC'D GET BC'D GET BC'D GET BC'D GET BC'D GET BC'D GET BC'D GET BC'D GET BC'D GET BC'D
>>577871236i parried it
>GET BC'DLOL
>>577871236i dodged it
>>577871380>he doesn't know
>>577867176bwick...
>>577867176there's nothing wrong with being female, chinese or transgender
>>577871236>B+CBlazblue notation? In 2026?
>>577867176What if you play jewish characters because you think it's funny?
>>577871236I can no longer armor this.....
im thinkingheheyeah im gonna get that metera GM badge after 2.6then ill show it to my versusia friend
Always make fun of players with a lower rank than you.Always brag.Always lobby shark.Always teabag unskilled players.Always provide pointless advice that won't help them.Always use the You Are Great! sticker.Always play Casual and go all out on noobs.
>>577872714>Always use the You Are Great! sticker.Everything else was alright but this is unforgivable
Always use this one as well>own some lobbington>Good work!Heh, he will never suspect a thing.
I use the lyria "Hi" emote, when I actually mean "haha easy target spotted"I'm a bit twisted
after receiving 40 training modules that have to be done by wednesday to get ready for a 4 hour orientation meeting that im not getting paid for i'm now pretty sure the job is real and not a scam
i hope you rely on tip jars that everyone hates
>i hope you rely on tip jars that everyone hates
>I hopedisgusting hopecuck
>>577874071would
Pls add tiger with gogeta install pls
talk to me
>>577874525hey do you like men
>>577874703what kind of men are we talking about
>>577874703I like all men, and women, equally. but I am homosexual if that is what you are asking. (suckles on side cock while maintaining eye contact)anyways, how have you been?
>>577874314Sorry, best we can do is Tager
https://www.twitch.tv/aaroncurryIt's the fatcup
>>577867176I'm gay and jewish
>>577878161thank you. did he reenable money for yoru yet?
>>577864903Doesn't happen, my character is fun to play against so people don't quit after beating me.
>>577872714dwagon sex
>>577878295did the vocal minority succeed in coercing someone to allow a bad actor to ruin the tournament for everyone? probably
Nier is for rape
>>577878295>>577878665wha
>>577878940>he doesn't know about yoru senseimy sweet summer child...
>>577878940he turned donations off because people were assmad at yoru at some point. i just wondered if he ever changed it back.
>>577879108i really thought i wouldn't have to type "I know who yoru is what is this new development"
>>577879125>literally giving up free money because you're that scared that someone on twitter will say you're racist for banning the 300ms guy that ruins all your tournaments just because he's brown enough to not speak englishwhy are black people who play granblu like this
>>577880119suddenly a toilet seat crashes through the window having fallen from an aircraft carrier, decapitating meg.
Meg tanked thatMEG TANKED THAT
meg a dethMEGADESS CRUSHAurhuurr
attention cowfucker: join the room.https://x.com/ayamatsu1853/status/2089352837918798272
MEG AND MARIPPE INTELLIGENCE4 WORDS COMBINED THAT CAN'T MAKE SENSE
Meggu gawaii
anyone wanna grub for a bit I'll be in da room, PW will be gbvsg SA
>>577881101why the fuck would I want to grub
>>577881101>SASorry grubber, my ping to SA is horrible
room room!pant pantroom room
>Meg tanked that>MEG TANKED THAT>meg a deth>MEGADESS CRUSHA>urhuurr>MEG AND MARIPPE INTELLIGENCE>4 WORDS COMBINED THAT CAN'T MAKE SENSE>Meggu gawaii
>>577881221BASED
Room will be up if anyone wants to join, PW is gbvsg I'm playing with an anon, rematch is set to infinite
>>577881547no I hate meg I just had a memory awakened. yatagarasu was a pretty cool game
idc about meg i just want to fuck mari
idc about mari i just want to fuck ursula
Meg was cuter before
>>577883451she was cute before, now she's sex incarnate
>>577883284Go back to AfricaFucking degenerate
>>577885624im not okay
*Blocks your path*
>>577886157I forgot my image, sorry for being such a useless fuck
>>577885624Tikoh sensei, is footjob really an effective healing method?
>>577886367The thing I would do that jita...And I don't care if it gets in way.
>>577886127
>>577887585I tanked thatI TANKED THAT
>>577886367I do a 360 and walk into the foxdome, never to be seen again
Aircombo when?
>>577888021Go play Blazblue
>>577888021it already exists in tokon
>>577888021Id soon Id God
>>577888021B C air jump B C air throw my beloved...
>>577888361nobody's going to play melty slop lumina
>>577888459i am playing lens game. i love drive impact!
I DIDNT BUMP MUHAHAHAHAH
it's time it's finally time...
bikki
>>577894076NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
August 17th, my friends. Less than a month left now.
One more month until salvation.
>>577895785Ruining this character's vow of chastity
if gbvsg dies, nier's only 2 fans also die, meaning nier dies because people who nobody loves are not alive
>>577871236I can't believe even fucking BC got compensation buffs. I dread to see what they'll do to 66L
i'm already dead...
>>577895327I wish I was a housecat
>>577896858
Despair seizes me like Vas's 632146H grab...
>>577895067Surely the worst is past us
>>577878485this but her attendant
why is the dragon suddenly getting art
>>577897442dragon sex became ratified in japanese law>>577866171
>>577897442no idea, it's supposed to be the year of the whorse
>>577897442dragon sex is now mandatory
>>577897442summer unit just released
reminder that once 2.60 drops you will have no excuse for losing to beashe's finally honest
>>577898187those are some truly delicious bear tits
>>577898187I never lose to Bea because I never fight her.
>>577900648do you block them all?
>>577900779My defenses are impregnable.
>>577900880
>>577900880You're not Alexander...
>>577900880But is your style impetuous?
>>577897442
>>577902824>this got a content warningI don't get twitter
>>577903181Sloppa machine very likely thought that was semen in the first panel
>>577903181sexy io
>>577903181twitter's censor algorithm is surprisingly retarded
It's been years since I last got a content warning, you guys should try living on a less brown country
>>577903181weebGODS what da moon runes say
>>577906132>dwagon asks pic related to put sunscreen on her>Soriz says GIWTWM>Io says that if you get head on the head with an Albacore you swap bodies (some stupid running gag probably idk), so she hits herself>Albacore Io launches herself towards the shikigami to swap bodies with her and touch dwagon ass>dwagon zaps Albacore Io while Soriz comments about this lackluster punchline
>>577906760I really need to save that pic of the girl with heterochromia from gbf going "omigosh that's so funny"
Will this finally end the Vas menace?
>>577907027No. He has so much retarded shit this is a drop in the bucket. if they want to meaningfully nerf him the blue fireball and 5M have to go
>>577907027isn't being able to armor through bc the glue that holds all his pressure together?
>>577907287Yup, and now it's gone, as well as any other armor or parry that you could do to bait BC.
>>577888459>have one of the most accessible BnBs of all time>nu-devs still feel the need to add garbage RPS and slop mechanicsWhat pisses me off about Lumina the most is that Melty Blood was never hard to begin with. Anyone who made it through the character select could easily learn how to play it in a couple games. There was no reason to dumb it down any further.
>>577907027>Grimnir commits war crimes with instant overhead setups>rather than nerf Grimnir, Cygames removes fuzzies entirely>Vaseraga commits war crimes with ver. 2.2 Soul Forge>rather than nerf Vaseraga, Cygames removes BC baits entirelyWhat gets cut next, and because of whom?
>>577908847Mybad, 2.1
>>577908847Once nip players will realize that Metera is broken they'll get rid of projectiles.
2.70 will fix BC by making it unblockable
Season 3?
>>577910395Believe.
>>577910279Yeah but when season 4 happens they are going to break BC again by making it cost meter and have 40 frames of startup
>>577906760Gran/Djeeta was body swapped with an Albacore primal beast in Auguste summer event 2 years ago.
announce the new golshi date already, TO.we all got the email
>>577913334I saw the mail and immediately checked the thread to see if there is a new tournament.What are you cooking up this time, TO?
>>577913334>>577913447email?
>he isn't in TOs exclusive newsletter
i am slowly realizing watching fighting games is better than actually playing themthe previous step was realizing that i could just have fun playing instead of constantly worrying about rank or how to get better fast instead of it being a slow processi wonder what the next realization might be
if you ever feel down about a fighting game then remember there are still people in dix that play guile lmao
>>577917274OK, I'll make sure to remember something that means absolutely nothing to me because I don't play or follow other game.
>>577917463
Are Metera and Lowain still going to be top 1 after the patch?
Reminder that Metera didn't even get majorly buffed and all her changes were just "important QOL." I hope you're ready for more important QOL in 2.60
>>577922089Fuck every single zoner, they should be bottom tier with grapplers.
>>577921803oh buddy... metera is not even that good that's why they haven't nerfed herin fact, buffs soon
Damn, I didn't take a solid, clean Vane like this in ages.
>>577923906i love me having 15 shotos per game that play the same and have the best tools in the entire gameany oddity will not be tolerated
>>577923906>>577925220Let's make Charlotta top tier, then, she's not a zoner, a grappler or a shoto so everyone would be satisfied, right?
>>577925769i for one wouldnt mind, make lancelot, luci, vikala, and galeon top tier as well while we re at it
>>577924706Fuck off Monarch you carried fraud.
>>577925769only if they give her a microbikini skin as well
>>577925769this would be the most miserable shit imaginable. everything that makes charlotta a character is designed from the ground up to be annoying. she's already a completely braindead zero-recovery zero-repercussions gorilla with insane damage and corner carry. top tier lotta would be that but with easy access to demon flip mix on block instead of just on knockdownlotta would make a worse top tier than metera or vas
>>577927667Who would be the best top tier then?
>>577927896soriz
>>577927896meg because when I think of her my pelvis thrusts 3 ft forward
>>577927896
>>577927896Percival, Zeta, Yuel, Mom, and Uno should be top 5
>>577928359the first 4 of those are already top 5...
>>577927896galleon has the biggest boobs so she should be the strongest character
>>577928359Nah fuck Uno and fuck his gay spin that can anti-air, has a low enough hitbox to catch rolls and can be cancelled into a plus on block projectile that links into 66L on hit for a huge meterless corner carry
>>577928418In my heart...
>>577908847They'll remove rolling to make Vikala an actual character
Will Xerom be able to qualify for the GBVS world tour?
>>577930358Depends on how hard zoners will get hit by the nerf bat
>>577930846Nerf mosquito more like
Ratniggers and potatoniggers are racing to the bottom
Rat and Potato are racing to see who will bounce on my dick first
Is there a good Narmaya guide anywhere?
>>577930846Zoners generally don't use U skills at ranges where they can get DP'd so they're less negatively impacted by the refunding meter for UDPing a Uskill change, kinda like how giving meterless reversals counterhit state on recovery didn't affect them at all, soit's not looking good.
>>577934860They might get individual nerfs and not just system changes thoughPlease
>>577908847>Ferry terrorizes the game with her long normals >3.0 removes normals from the game
How strong will he be in a game without normals?
>>577917512Someone kept posting this in my profile and as a reply to every post I made in a different site, to which I replied by spamming scat and gore in his DMs, then I got banned by the jannies of that site but ultimately reinstated due to popular demandthat was pretty funny
>>577936803
>577936803wow you're so cool dude
https://x.com/i/status/2089545503453454389>3.0 removes jumping
it's crazy how Kojicoco is the only good player in this game
>>577937584>+4 jab, +4 jab, random ass ult skill into comboThis fucking game man
it's crazy how DLN is the only good player in this game
it's crazy how this game has no good players
it's not crazy at all that this game has no good players
>>577938239>>577938402>>577938438you're just jealous of koji
https://x.com/granbluefantasy/status/2089623332127723793
>>577937730no. zangief managed to be the only person to make cag viable instead of relying on being carried by shotoslop and overpowered zoners
>>577939278literally no other character carries harder than cagliostro and lowainkoji has actual fundamentals
>>577937584mmm yes more grim nonsense please sir
>>577938438I am a good player
>>577939647Where's your golden golshi?
>>577939725I have multiple!
>>577939797you play 2B
>>577939385lol. then why do we never see multiple cags in top 8 like lowain? and why did koji give up on cag?you're shit at this game if you think a characters whos entire gameplan of fake pressure that gets shut down by reacting to her slow unsafe specials is able to carry anyone.
NYARE THYOSE..... MMMPLYUS FRYAMES? NYOOOOOOOOO SYAVE MYW NYIGGERMYAN IM GOING NYINSAAAAANEE
>>577939841no
>>577940114Rising is the only game where characters are ever plus on anything.
>>577939959Because 5 people play this game and people happen to pick other top tiers. And koji not geling with the character doesn't mean she's not broken>whos entire gameplan of fake pressure that gets shut down by reacting to her slow unsafe specials is able to carry anyonekek do you really believes this. maybe that's the case if you're shit at conditioning your opponentwe all know you're carried and that I'm better than you
Literally everyone thinks Caglistro is broken except for this one guy. Even Zangief Dream himself says she's broken top 1You're carried. Deal with it
I PLAY CAGLIOSTRO
/gbvsg/ tournamentsNASaturday August 22nd 3pm PST/6pm ESThttps://challonge.com/99q6ce9kEU Sunday August 23rd 10am UTChttps://challonge.com/cx499wdrBC this BC that, BC you right to the moon, is what Fukuhara-san told me last week. However, despite some of those changes that appeared recently, I think the more interesting discussion that came out was when cygames released a presentation about their localization process in granblue. All the interesting changes that went about with the characters.Like did you know, in the original version of granblue fantasy versus, Yuel, the fox, was actually, what they call a "Tanuki", which is basically a fat rat with huge testicles that it juggles around like beanbags. You miss out on these changes because of localization. However, what you do get in exchange are memorable characters. Who would actually have been a fan of Vaseraga, who in the original Japanese version, was actually a skinny black man named Urkel.Not me. I hate Urkel. Urkel is not allowed in this tournament, he is the only person who is actually banned from these tournaments. Fuck you Urkel. You did do that. I know you fucking did do that.But not you guys, you guys can join the tournament.
>>577940775don't worry sis we support mentally disabled players here
>>577940114>>577940474you don't understand they will be PLUS on my face...then they're going to... STRIKE OR THROW!!!
>play Tokon>50/50 high/low>alright time to play a more serious game, GBVSR>50/50 press/do not pressWhat's the difference?
>>577940924>UrkelWould the kids in this thread even know who he is?
>>57794058224 frame spear that leaves her minus on block and evade35 frame traps that you can easily f.h her out of if you aren't a braindead retardworthless teleports that leave her -39 easily reactable.you are shit. learn the matchup you had 3 years and she got multiple rounds of nerfs already.
>>577940924Is that picture related to some umashit controversy recently? I think I heard something about it.
>>577940924>can't play that weekend>no idea what shit TO is referencingIt's over.Someone join as Urkel.>>577941184Family Matters?
>>577941184>kids in this threadWe're all unkels here
>>577940924The only reason GolshiTO is hosting anything is because he has a dumb joke to make. Not that I'm complaining.I hope I can join this one.
>>577941184There are no kids here. We are all 60+.
>>577941449>Family Matters?Yeah. They deserve all the destruction he caused since no one shot him.
Granblue tanukis look like this, by the way.
>>577941796but how big are her balls
>>577941201Again you are straight garbage if you can't condition your opponent to set up heavy mehen. Many of her options are reactable but any cag with half a brain cell can easily mental stack around it and the risk reward is highly in her favor if the opponent is slightly off.The one I will concede on is teleport especially since you can delay c.L OS her teleport throwbait>you are shit. learn the matchup you had 3 years and she got multiple rounds of nerfs already.I did and everyone who labs her knows she's still overtuned and got buffed last patch
>>577941891Very, but she knows how to tuck
>>577941796too big
>>577940924hopefully I have power back by thenI want to GRUB I want to breathe that fresh and crisp lobby air
*off-topic post*
>>577942136we love grimnir here cunt
>>577940924>UrkelGolshiTO is an unc?
>>577942136everyone in this thread thinks siegfried is coolyou dumb bitch
>>577942136good post
Everyone knows Cag is strong. But because everyone focuses on her most belligerent tools they overlook the other 1 million other lesser options that push her over the edge.
>>577940924
>>577942893Thread saved, life saved, psyche saved, found a job, loving GF, happiness in life, I'm motivated, I feel great
compensation buffs
>>577943069We lost another one...
I can literally copy and draw kotdjeeta with how simple the design is
>>577943669you cantyou wonteverybody will wonder if its ai
>>577943669>I-I-I-I-You're dogshit at the game and you will die tomorrow
>>577943776but I am the one who posted that kodjeeta above and saved your life.....
I hate 66L so fucking much
>>577943842So you DARE to POST our SACRED GODDESS with your sullied, tainted, disgusting tar black soul? SKIDADDLE before you face her DIVINE RETRIBUTION.
>>577944081You even saved the Mag pic that I posted in here first days ago!!! I am your master.
you're using words i already used in the beginning of the general. you're my slave.
>>577944081I posted it first and you are free.
>>577944502I posted it on the 14th however. You loose.
gween sowizwe play later tonight and I don't want to hear about running errands, sisters, dogs, lakes or other family members bring your plus frames
>>577944812did you... just post a vtumor
>>577944502I saved it first. I posted it first. You are nothing and will never be anything. You are not even your own master much less anon's.
>>577944812>discord server
>>577944081>>577944502I love her
>replied to not meI continue being that guy's master it seems.
>>577943902slaves dont deserve reply accuracy
>>577943669and that's a good thing do kotmeggo
>>577945185>>577944919two birds one stone
>>577945504I am a benevolent Master and treat my lower subjects with proper reply accuracy. Enjoy the (you), my maid.
Djeeta's
>>577947479Fried Chicken
But what if her.... gets in the way?
>>577947658her what?
It won't.
Kyill nyall trannies.
>>577948102>no cum stainAI.
@Grok, bukkake that kot-Djeeta.
bump
>>577948102finna scribble a bunch of red lines on this
>>577948541>ruins his own books to upload them for othersA true hero Granblue Fantasy Versus Rising
>>577941796damn she's hot reminds me of this https://nhentai.net/g/599550/
>>577941123The difference is that it is infinitley less frustrating to get hit by a deliberate 50/50 than it is to have a glue sniffing Beanigger mash plus frames after plus frames against your block while drooling all over his input device of choice and then being rewarded for it with a zero effort 60% combo into the same plus frames into plus frames oki the moment you try to press anything at all.
>>577949003Yeah, this game feels more guessey than 50/50 simulator tagslop...
>>577949094Unironically, yes.
>>577948541i remember when anon tried to get me to upload his hidden sinks
>>577949094correct
>>577949207he is not asking you to upload anything, retard
>>577949309just asking questions is how every predatory tale begins
>>577949003>>577949094>>577949161>>577949227I have just the thing for you >>577790229
>>577950012I don't give a shit about the general or which game is better, I prefer playing GBVSR, I just want to discuss this.
>>577950012Why can't she be in Rising?
>>577950896We get Magik, they get Wilnas, Meg, the homoknights, Uno, Belial, Sandal, Luci, Grimnir. It's a fair trade.
>>577950896>>577951010>>577950746okay but
>>577951095>we need SIKHANDER, deploy the brown Magik
>>577951095I managed to resist playing Strive despite Ram, brown Magik has no power over me.
>>577951232You're a major homosexual, Sikky, nothing else to say.
>>577951159Do NOT let him know about the Promoter...
Buff my momneechang
>>577951503the only cute character in the game
>>577951576Tempting...
>>577951691HOLY, there are more?
>>577951576Disgusting onionless zoi.
anons, this isn't fair. I wanna be known for my fetish...
>>577952435good morning vira piss drinkington
i like futa but you wont know my main
Everyone knows about my fetish but I'm content with staying anonymous.
>>577950896Because we are getting Danger instead
>>577952687One clanker is more than enough
>>577949003if you know he's going to mash, why aren't you dping?
My fetish?... Horns.
>>577951691>>577951576>he has a set with Anila toonyice
>>577951576>>577951691issa sloppa
>>577953602Are you sure?
>>577953602I think it looks like AI but my dick doesn't care
>>577949003they hated him because he spoke the truth
I like chubby hairy girls
>>577949003this but metera
about being bad
>>577954186this looks like ai (love)
>>577949003TRVKE
>>577952529but that’s everybody’s fetish? except that one gay guy.
>>577954483
>>577953793>>577954356it should be obvious from the "style" but you can look up the "artist" for yourself on pawchive.pw
>>577940924Saturday worker anon status?
Computer, give Anila big puffy nipples
>>577954682Yeah the sets prove that, classic AI porn.But again, dick doesn't care.
>>577954875i knowsome of the bets nuts i've had were to my own ai slop
Naturally dead slop gamers would love some more sloppa
>>577950896>>577951010>Attractive White womanHow did Arcsys manage to get Marvel to give this character to them?
slop?
>make a mod to stop matching with wifi players>have to wait solid 7 minutes or more per matchwesker you dirty dog
>>577955253>ywn sneak up on kumbhira when shes bent over at the trough
>>577949003if you're still here then at least join the tourney dumb rat
Grok, actually give Anila small to medium-sized nipples with teats that stick out a bit
>check twitter>find exactly the same shit I have been looking at in this threadFucking cursed.
>>577956472wym
>>577956472? ? ?
>>577956472yeah yeah question mark question mark !!
here's some footage of the wilnas punch changehttps://x.com/abc236236c/status/2089087099228271016
>>577956526>>577956603I switched to "for you" and the first two tweets I see are:https://x.com/bfanhuayuluo/status/2089742754171797506https://x.com/MoonwoolBranch/status/2089487435998674973Among other things.
>>577957448Surely they've buffed his offense in some way to compensate, since part of the reason he sat there and did nothing waiting to land this is because he has nothing to do on the play
>>577957607I still have no fucking clue how they will include 2Bitch and Wilnas into the "new" mechanic. Like there is literally no way lol
>>577957607>Surely they've buffed his offense in some way to compensate,
>>577957589ooooh man I'm so sorry your twitter feed is sexy anime girls now instead of stupid dogshit like "look how fucked the world is" or selfies of your faggot friends or the food they're eating
>>577957986BDF
>>577957607>>577957751
>>577958718anon?you don't get hit by a 40 frame overhead just because wilnas is +2, do you?
>>577957448I really don't get this change. Wilnas was not winning any majors and he doesn't have abnormally good corner carry or anything (just normal corner carry for this game), plus he has poor mobility. The fact that he could jab into sideswap and now you have to eat his mixup was a strong suit that helped keep him dangerous. It also forced the player to make strategic decisions on when to use it; midscreen as a combo extender, in the corner for sideswap, and making sure to never touch it when facing into the corner. Now it's just going to be a straightforward combo extender you can use any time, rather than something interesting. It almost doesn't have a use case outside of midscreen extension since you can get damage plenty of other ways in the corner.
>>577958843if kojicoco gets hit by it i get hit by it
>>577959013wilnas is pure cheese this change is good
>>577959364this, there's a reason all the ladivatards play him
we have unironic wiggers here? a new low...
>>577959013If this was a real game with actual updates, this would be removing Wilnas's problematic aspects that make for shit gameplay so they can later shift his power budget into letting him do cool thingsIn Granblue Fantasy Versus Rising, it's just removing a shitty mechanic and leaving him in the dust
>>577949003
>>577959013>The fact that he could jab into sideswap and now you have to eat his mixup was a strong suit that helped keep him dangerous.The problem was that it made him way too dangerous and allowed him to turn every single mistake on your part into a guess for win situa...>>577959013>It also forced the player to make strategic decisions on when to use itPfffffhhh..... HAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHA
make wilnas 2l a mid fuck dragons
>we have unironic Wilnas players here or people wishing for him to be a good characterYou deserve all the shitposting.
>>577951010>>577950896niggas really are falling for THE ONLY COOMER BAIT IN THE FUCKING GAME
white women are my jr's weakness
>>577959013Yeah, exactly. It feels like the change is removing a meaningful part of his gameplan without really giving him anything in return. The sideswap wasn't some universally oppressive option - it was one of the things that made you actually think about when you wanted to use the move and what position you were willing to give up.You had a reason to use it midscreen, a reason to use it in the corner, and a reason to be careful about using it when you were already facing the corner. That kind of positional decision-making is much more interesting than just having it be a generic combo extender that you can throw into basically any route.Especially considering Wilnas wasn't exactly dominating the competitive scene, and his mobility and corner carry aren't so exceptional that the sideswap was some absurdly necessary thing to tone down. It feels like they took away one of the few interesting aspects of the character just to make the move more straightforward.
>>577959742magik is the trans rep please understand
ain't no way you niggas fallin for chatgptposting in 2026
>>577959742but that's not peni?
>>577957751Wilnas already has a functional Assault Chain, he can combo off of his high/low.2B already has enough bullshit.
>>577960323>he can combo off of his high/low.the already weak overhead getting giganerfed with the sideswap removal
>>577960323No, as much as I hate 2Bitch and don't care about Wilnas, the one thing I hate the most is not being consistent in your vision and no thinking things through when it matters. Either do it properly and give it to everyone or don't do it at all.
>>577960164Even as a lolicon I can't see Peni as anything other than cute
>as a child molestor, Peni simply doesn't look enough like an 8 year old for my dick to get hard
/:3
>>577960789I already posted this 3 hours ago
in my ass, there is a rock
>>577960848horrible soulless image
>>577960661>this child doesn't sexually arouse me>that's somehow a bad thing
Anila wearing Galko's clothes Galko wearing Anila's clothes
more like penis parker
>>577960925Always time for a quick rerun.
>>577961156>>577961318
>>577960848he won
>>577961323grok remove sandalphon from this image to make it perfect
>>577959742hey palMagik has a HUGE SWORDand she actually SWINGS itunlike our homo characters who have huge swordsbut most of their moves are KICKS and tiny little swipes
oh i get it like a thing for parking your penis
siegfried 2M
>>577961724>Penis ParkerHeh.
>>577961671
>>577961787Oh right, Id was in the build at CEO.Let me guess, his 2M is...?
>>577961920god percival's sword looks so dumb it looks like a burnt sausage
>>577962182back to WoW tastelet
>>577961920You quite literally proved his pointRemove all the flames and he has a tiny little lil dic sword for pussiesOvercompensating for something he doesn't haveNo wonder he's the one sitting on the chair while Sieg and Lancelot make out and Vane sucks their cock
>>577962251>sword as big as the character>nyoooooooooooo it's not big enough penises penises penis all I can think about is percival and the other knights' penises>nyooooooooooo i'm not gay! i'm not gay! (slowly shrinks into a gay corn cob)
>>577962251was that last line really necessary
The current direction of Granblue based on the 2.6 Build at CEO seems disorganized. Effectively resetting neutral after a fuzzy tech is too powerful, especially for zoners. The increased pushback on a brave counter is too powerful, once again for zoners. Hoping for reversion
>>577962778It's funny you giga censored it and still haven't managed to remove all the overcompensating slop he uses lol
>>577961323how the fuck do masks work
>>577962858>particle effects on special attacks are... bad...
>>577962942why are there balls hanging on the kot
>>577962836the BC change is fantastic, mash tech not so much
>>577962958OG argument was "big ass sword" which he doesn't have and you've been coping and deflecting ever since
Percival's penis?
>>577962836incendiate... I...
>>577962836>The current direction of Rising based on the 0.1 BETA Build seems disorganizedftfy
>the BC change is fantasticNOOOO BIKKY YOU'RE WAY TOO OBVIOUS LIKE THIS, THEY'LL IMMEDIATELY FIND OUT YOU RECEIVED ANOTHER BUFF!!!
The lesson I'm getting from this is that it's way more impressive when magik swings it around, although proportionally, charlotta's might be superior.
>>577963318nigga we're a month outchanges don't get made past that especially with a new port being releasedeverything you see there is feature complete and called a beta to deflect criticism
>>577963318If the 0.1 beta already seems off; imagine how bad the 1.0 version of the 2.6 version is going to be.
>>577963459i think that anon is trying to flame risings direction since conception
>>577959597>The problem was that it made him way too dangerous and allowed him to turn every single mistake on your part into a guess for winThese were good things, because otherwise he's just sitting there blocking. His payoff for sitting there patiently blocking and waiting for an opening is that he gets to murder you if he finds one. They're removing a significant part of that threat and replacing it with nothing, in a meta where nobody seriously acts like he's some kind of huge winner of a character.
>>577963427Proportionally wise Charlotta has the biggest sword in the game yeah
Holy fucking retards...............>>577963668Wow, at least someone here has a braincell.
>>577963738I'm CALM and SERENE.
>>577963669Removing a bullshit stupid matchup is good for the gameIf you enjoyed playing Wilnas like a fuckass turtle who blocked until he won, then you deserve to have your character deleted, objectively
>>577962836uh no, that patch is still better than the current build
>>577963782*rapes this post*phew, that was a good rape
>>577961920
>>577962239WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE SWORD FLAILING RED MAN
>>577963871I don't think “this matchup was frustrating” automatically means removing one of the character's few interesting tools is the right solution, especially when the change also makes his gameplay more generic. You are simply mindbroken and can't see things objectively at all.
I'm mad.About something.
>>577964130The boobs weren't necessary.
>Magic's dustloop has 2 images and no hitboxesDamn nobody cares about that game, it's entirely astroturf
>>577964130percival... with tits...
>>577964130ok it's getting sad now, we have a ton of sword characters and percy is the lamest and gayest
>>577963871>>577964336Yeah yeah, might as well complain that grapplers have attacks that can't be blocked and zoners keep you at full screen too long. You only get to decide your character's playstyle.
>>577964336>nyo you don't get it bwo, blocking for 40 seconds into guess for game is interesting gameplay
>>577964581>Wilnas blocked against him for 40 seconds in the corner and then found an opening and killed himSounds like a skill issue on your part
>>577964551we do need a fighting game where you pick your opponents character
>>577964541I mean he's the one the anon posted for some reason.Oh right, he's gay and lame.
>>577964541That's only true because Vane uses a polearm, let's be honest here...
Percival is cool, though.
>Marvel Tokon Fighting>MTF
>>577964693sounds like the devs agreed that he was bullshit suck it up lil pup
>>577964581So you'd support giving Wilnas stronger neutral and/or reversal tools so that he's incentivized to act more often?
>>577962836As compensation, everyone gets a universal fireballunrollable, unjumpable, slow moving, fullscreen travelnow we can all be zoners
>>577964997Devs agree on a lot retarded things when it comes to this game kek
>>577965038nah he doesn't need them and the devs agree with me ;Punfortunate :(
>>577964932>Gas? Nah, I'd use fire.
>>577965038I don't think he needs stronger neutral tools, that was bait for you to post a png of his 2mI have been saying he needs stronger pressure from day 1, and considering his prevailing most powerful playstyle is turtling, the playerbase agrees.
wait you can't even swat away assists in tokon? lmaoI can't believe some grubbers are actually playing that slop
>>577965235Djeeta is fifteen years old.
>>577965091>>577965249that's crazyanyway guess he'll be stuck like that forever as this is the final patch haha
>>577965278mixed reviews, 4000 players and steadily droppingnobody's playing that slop
>>577965380Mmmmmmmmmmmmnyes
>>577965438a bunch of our slop eating euros are
>>577965278You can, like most tag fighters, you can only do it before they attack.
>>577965384>implying he won't get buffed as compensationheh, want to bet on it?
>>577964971
>>577965512That implies this game is slop.
>>577965384I accept your concession.
>>577961671Girls with huge swords are great.Unfortunately, they are missing from Rising.
>>577965380what i don't understand is the same people who will mock "thousand year old loli" people will go on to go "ERM, ACTUALLY THE WIKI SAYS THIS [clearly young adult character] IS LESS THAN 18 ERRRMMMM DIDDY DIDDY DIDDY KINDA PROBLEMATIC BRO?????"
>>577965557Yeah that sounds retarded
>>577965568free money? sure
>wilnasthey should’ve made his 2M a mid instead.
>>577965278people keep saying matchmaking is broken but im wondering if the majority of the playerbase is just in singleplayer. they really should say how many are looking for matches.
>>577965732>>577965278It's one of the major icks of that game together with the assist cooldown and Spiderman's existenceIf they don't get fixed soon then Tokon is truly Rising's little brother since it retains its same retarded dogshit decisions of not removing something NO ONE wants in the game
>>577965693is that...a human female fighter with a sword and shield...???
>>577965764screencap madewill come laughing at you soondont worryi wont forget
>>577965721I get you but Djeeta looks like a regular 15-year-old.
>>577965910The game has the same bug Strive has, if you put "Same Region" then it magically works
>>577965968dbz kai anon never got his apology and you wont either
>>577965968uh huh, i will make no screencap as dabbing on the easily fooled is not enjoyable for me
>>577966153All that matter is he will see me laughing at him which I...>>577966161...can't wait to do
>>577804581wait is that actually what the system mechanic is? just a differently colored way to use brave points? It doesn't even look like it extends the combo past the combo limit.Am I missing something?
>>577966161are the toy story posters and stuff ironic?
>>577966189would metera still be able to float while carrying triplets
>>577966324>It doesn't even look like it extends the combo past the combo limit.you want MORE damage?????
>>577966324it just lets you raging chain off triple attacks.
>>577965721Anyone that cares about age of a character is retarded. Personally it has no bearing on me masturbating to them.
Metera's body is what Ferry posters pretend Ferry's body is like
>>577966383looks like a duck, quacks like a duck...
>>577966324>Am I missing something?Nope, it's adding Raging Chain to underused normals that previously had no cancel options.It cuts your combo limit to what you'd get after a Raging Strike.
Metera is garbage. Ferry is perfection - Ferry rape.
Metera's body...
>>577966965i need to wrestle ferry greco roman style
>>577967281Can she bring her whip?
>>577966556>>577966730it just seems misguided to mention it at all in marketing. not even shit like Wild Assault in Strive got that much moonlight
You now remember
>>577967414>>577967191>>577966965Pits + sideboobs is divine.
>>577967541If they wanted to do marketing they'd write "WE REMOVED 66L".
>>577967598That some people play guile in dix? Still not useful to me.
None of the erune are fun to play against, they should be exterminated
>>577967909Counterargument: Eustace.
>>577967948nigga are you serious?
sniffing Ferry's _____
>>577967909Counterargument: She is very very pretty
>>577967948Nyo
>>577968083i would let her hit me with a 66H
>>577967948>jewstace>fun to play againstwhat the fuck am i reading
>>577968083yeah pretty annoying
>Yuel will probably get buffedIs it too late to pick up Avatar or Tokon?
>>577967948LMAO
>>577968076clavicle
Fuck Magik, add Vendetta
>>577968185It is every anon's moral duty to accept the roundstart 66H with open arms
>entire thread gets raped by godlike players on honest charactersKek, I thought you guys were good?
>>577967909Well, there is... uh... wait a minute...
>>577968275no they still have enough new players and will last with crossplay
*inhales deeplyI**puffs chest out*INSURGENT IS FUCKING CARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your season 3 guest
Monkey will be super fun to play against and as.
>Insurgent, Trannystace player, flops and slops in top 194 in Tokon while playing the best character in the game>BSG (G stands for GOD) on HONEST ASS VASERAGA enters top 8 while using regular charactersMhm...
not fooling anyone fake nier poster
>>577968953If you play Eustace you're a carried faggot.
>>577967689who on the left
every eustace player is a retarded masher
>>577969061they're both carried faggot charactersIF YOU CAN IGNORE BC WHILE 90% OF THE CAST CAN'T YOU ARE A NIGGER
>>577969137Yes but Eustace niggers are carried harder. Insurgent played a top tier in both games and didn't win either event. BSG only played a top tier in GBVSR and still managed to top 8 in Tokon. This says a lot.
>metera>dogfucker>vasnigger coded characters
>>577969298if metera was black my dick would never recover
>>577969435Why do you betray your race?
>>577965721Yesterday I was lusting after D.Va and my somewhat normie friend asked me "isn't she like a child?"I held back from loudly asking "where can I find sexy children like that?".
>>577969524just let that one anon have his black gf...
>D.Va in 2026
>>577969705overwatch is still just weirdly ingrained into the global porn psychemercy is still spammed infinitely for reasons i don't understand, and even I have to crank it to widowmaker or tracer every once in a while
this nigga really posted dva
>>577966189sniffa
>>577968275The increased distance on BC and Throw tech is going to nerf Yuel in the same relative way it will buff zoners. She'll have to fight her way back in every time regardless of who is on the receiving end.
>>577970089she wont because all blue slop lariats are becoming armored with no slowdown
Not only I posted D.Va, I am going to jerk off to D.Va with a very sexy bush right now.
At least post it.
>>577970652lv3toaster + dva
>>577965934It'd be kinda nice to have a sword/shield fighter who uses the shield more than Zoi uses hers
https://x.com/i/status/2089515648217219429this slut needs correction
>>577971116Why are they always so dead-eyed and creepily emotionless
>>577971243birth control and antidepressants
>>577971243insects don't have the same brain makeup as humans that allows us to feel and process emotions
Bake a thread Make the OP a Zeta picture with huge delicious tits full of milk
>>577972198+2
>>577972198>>577972291neither of you said please so now i wont bake and if i do its going to be an utterly milkless character
make op my shitty drawing of kotdjeetanow that would be based and embarrassing
next op will be gay
Make the next OP a picture of the hottest character in the game
next op will be Nier!
byaking
>>577972198Will bake Zeta bread.And make sure it has the tournament.
>>577972291but enough about Zeta's plus frames
>>577973085>>577973085>>577973085
Baked>>577973138>>577973138>>577973138
>>577970361>blueslop lariatIf only Yuel had an actual blueslop lariat
>>577971116always the soulless eyes
I gotta hit the sack. Have a nice one.
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