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I LOVE TV!
Tenna uooghh
>>577805469Hooman!
>>577805601
i wish i was noel and had a female clone to do unspeakable things with
>>577805661DELIGHTFUL TV
>>577805601Really pushing the limits of original content here but I made Ralsei out of pastaHis eyes are yummy meatballs and his horns are garlic bread.
>>577804570They should kiss again…
Carol raped Kris
hid several posts just now.
Mewmew’s smoldering and molding butthole~
i love my sissy wife>>577805792eating him in one gulp
>>577806016Flowery's fat ass standing in front of several lampposts:
>>577805792now I'm hungry for italian, anon... why did you do this
>>577805789so handsome!
>>577805751Cute!! I would let Aqua override my save!
>>577805751Love thisAlso "you are my great friend. Let's bloom together" made me feel some kinda way. No wonder it worked on Seth
im calling buttholes turd cutters From Now On (Battle 2)
ralsei butt
Poo BusterTurd SanctuaryFlusher ManBIG SHITToilet Swirl Revolving
>>577806549i really do like this raly. i could grab that and it would be a lot but it wouldn't be like my hands would just vanish. like that one onsen image
https://youtu.be/n2Hk0Xq8er8
>>577806287
>>577806184The handsomest ever! I've never seen a man more perfect
>>577805751>the left 4komalmao I've done that before when I was that young, good stuff
fave and I smacking our butts together with a double sided dildo between our cheeks~
>>577806287please don't...
>>577806549ralsei butt!
bart homer maggiebart lisa maggieprofessor frink rich texan molemanKRUUUUUSTY DOOOOOLLLblue haired lawyer and itchy!NED FLOWERY FLANDERS
For any Gaster/Charafags, I bring a comic that I think would interest thee greatly.>Linkhttps://x.com/LazyNick5/status/2089142676528513122And yes it's a twitter link, xcancel/nitter exist but I'm not catboxing a 20+ part thing.
>>577806897fuck thes econd one was marge lisa maggie i failed
>>577806127Posts like these make me inflate my cheeks, suck in my lips and cause blood vessels to break in my face
What if you were eager to suck Tenna's cock but it looked like an antenna?
you ever think about how deltarune and undertale textboxes have a character limit of 93 / 72 if they have a face portrait?
>>577807332Is that supposed to stop me?
>>577807507nevermind i forgot that they dont have one asterisk per sentence
what does the scouter say about fave's power level?
>>577807784IT'S MOON CHILD
Which face looks better? I can’t decide
>>577807773ok the true character limit is 24 + 26 + 26 because each line can hold 26 characters and one has to contain asterisk + space, so it's 76
>>577807091Flowery, you're not supposed to sit on the lampposts...
>>577808004Blud just typin shit
>>577807905you have the power to be his FRIEND
My wife is in this image
Why are you posting TennaDon't you know he's gay?
>>577806953i don't know why but it won't load the 2nd to 4th parts at all no matter what i do. i fucking hate twitter so fucking much i'm killing myself
>>577805751kek
>>577807993If you're going for maximum moe go for the left. If you want it to be more accurate do the one on the right.
>>577807993>bobox
I am too
They found it....
https://poal.me/pxas2lhttps://poal.me/pxas2lhttps://poal.me/pxas2l
>>577806953i could see a chara who didn’t trust asriel to do the plan, to instead be interested in royal sciencebut also that’s because i read caretaker of the ruins where chara does that for a while
>>577808150Dr. Tennaville is so underrated
>>577808792dess has remnant? fedde faber!?
I FUCKING hate this game
>>577808997then dont play it
What if Toby made a story choice that threatened to make the game entirely impossible to replay (somehow), would you take that choice without seeing the other routes first?
>>577808319retard
Le ralsei face
>>577809113i’ll take the choice i want and watch the rest on youtube
>castle town is only a temporary safe haven for darkners because at some point toriel or alphys will enter the schools closet for more supplieswhy don't we just take castle town.... and push it somewhere else?
>>577809113I wouldn't know that it does such a thing because I don't check online discussion until I'm done playing the chapter and it'd probably be discovered a few days or hours after I'm done playing
>>577808861Yes, that and cowboy Tenna!
>>577809327Toriel and Alphys are afraid to enter the supply closet because they think it's where Kris and Susie have sex.
>>577809379That's why I said "Threatened", you would just know the game is either telling you it upfront or the stakes are immediately clear. You know going in that WILL brick your game forever
https://x.com/MIYAAME0914/status/2089170618780680561>five fingers>shark teethYES
kris/noelle amalgamate knight can't be true because the roaring knight has HP that can be depleted. true amalgamates, born from forcing high amounts of determination into a host body, cannot die or lose health
>>577809327Alphys knows there’s some bullshit going on in the closet considering she’s never once again brought up needed supplies
>>577809484
can flowery get mpreg?
>>577809534i would post that image of alphys being told by carol to tell the kids to enter the closet but i cant find it
>>577809167
fave has hope crossed on their heart, written in a place nobody can erase
>>577809463Oh, in that case I don't think I'd take it
>>577809327This is how you know the game isnt going to end with Castle Town still around, because you have to assume a lot to believe that Castle Town would never face problems from being there. It's like playing a game with some ranked relationship mechanic but one party member has less ranks to go through, so you know they arent seeing the ending of the game
>>577809657i’m holding out for dess in chapter 4 and carol in 3 and 5
>>577809113if it gave me an outcome I'd want, sure. Like, lets say your save is one "life" against a final boss that beating would save someone. I'd take that wager any day and do it all again if I lost, fuck it.
>>577809657The color gray...both a candidate and mental illness...
>>577809828despite being comprised of two sane Knight candidates, that's still mental illness
any suggestions for genderbends?
>>577809941Rudy
>>577809803good analogy, anon
>suselle is the most heteronormative relationship in the game>people call you a chud for not liking it even though its very regressive for noelle's character and turns her into basically a trophy wifegenuinely what gives? i never hear anyone talk about it from this angle
>>577809941Organikk
>>577805601I won't be able to finish these until I've recovered enough from my surgery so just posting em here for now
>>577809941Sans
>>577809125no i mean the images are literally not loading. i refresh the page, restart the browser. they don't load. i don't know what is even happening or why it's only 3 of them that are like this.
>>577809327There aren't any supplies in the supply closet or else there would be Darkners there aside from Ralsei. Alphys is new so she didn't realize that the supply closet is useless, Toriel obviously forgot to tell her.
>>577809941Terakota!
>>577809941Would Orange even look any different
Toriel knows Ralsei is in the closet and didn't tell Alphys about him because she'd crave his wobblemeat
>>577809941The TitanSerious answer is Gerson and Mrs. Boom, curious how much influence they'll have over each other
>>577810095goomba fallacy
>>577810139cute
the knight is my penis sorry guys
Toriel knows Kris is in the closet and told everyone about it thinking it was the best way to get past that fear
>>577810139CUTE!!!>>577810302She'd be one to talk(she being Alphys)(but also probably Toriel)
The knight is......all of us...https://youtu.be/PfrnZnafm9g?si=HZPqiYstIT8uyOBH
>>577810394Susie said this and got confused when no one laughed.
>>577810237Aren't Terakotas genderless/gender ambiguous?
>>577810340is it really though? ive never heard anyone make the points i just did in good faith
This is my wife her name is Pink
>>577810513if its genderless, you just assume default male in most cases before genderbending to female seeing as there are more masculine features than feminine in most genderless designs
>>577792573>>577800320Permission to use these?
I am the Iceman I'm a pretty nice man I'll cook some rice manSaid Fave
>>577810668yeah
Pink is stinky
>>577810697Thank you ill post finished on here
https://n.uguu.se/XtEVQTsq.jpeg
>>577805751anon i love you so much these are so fucking funny
>>577810762The threadly posts about her effluviant and malformed butthole already gave me that idea
>>577810823What the hell is that link and what the hell is up with her face? Also, the dialogue could be better.
>>577810962catbox has been shattering across time and space lately so uguu is an alternative
>>577810581The presence of 2 Pinks implies the existence of a Stink
>>577810934well they're true!
>>577811161wtf vileplumes are real
>>577811042it's actually called "nuguuse"
>>577811308what happened to da old one
Jaronie
>>577811402It was used up.
what if undyne and asgore are goners next time we see them
>>577811629We'll have to color them in with care (with LOVE?)
>>577811629I doubt there's anything better for them to do in the bunker. I don't know why they wouldn't just do it together, but I guess Asgore might still be holding out for Toriel, despite the lesson he learned in chapter five.
<---this is the face of PURE EVIL. do NOT trust it!!!!!!!!!<---
>>577811885I already believe that about anything that looks like a girl.
>>577811754Wait a second
sneak peak at the room where the ch6 secret boss will be fought inhttps://youtu.be/3YtygAx_C6A
>>577811761You know Asgore and Undyne used to be coworkers right? Asgore was her boss even.They've 100% fucked before already, they can just make up for lost time now
>>577811917like a siren singing a song to lure in prey...
what parts does pink have down there
>>577811917kris, you're posting misogyny again...
I love him, so goddamn much
>>577812028ball and socket joint
>>577812028human parts
>>577812028CHOOSE THE GENITALS THAT YOU PREFER.
wait did toby cut the "Yogurt Emergency" bit so that people wouldnt combine it with "Mushroom Yogurt"
good night my scrimblo bimblos
>>577812214>trout yogurt and mushroom yogurtThe combo sounds good if it was used to make a savory and fishy pasta sauce, actually
>>577812091then how come she has these in game?
>>577810128I'll make a sprite for her later
>>577812234sleep tight nonny~
>>577812028XL Chance from Bad Dragon with cumtube action
kee keekon kon
>>577812080sexy tv
>>577812375you say that name like i know what that is
Seth with big fat lactating tits and armpit hair
>>577812351ooo I like the veil hair, good shit
>>577812425quit fucking lying you know what a bad dragon is if youre on this siteon this general too actually, all of you have something shoved up your asses whether its a bad dragon, a stick, or someones foot
>>577812351very very nice anon
>>577812530idk what an XL chance with cumtube action is
>>577812456Gross, hot, in that order
>>577812530why is the dragon bad
Seth is one of the least attractive Tobyverse characters of all time
>>577812572Cmon anon, youre a grown man, you can use your context clues here. I'll even get you started, XL means Extra Large, and "cumtube" is made up of what two words?
>>577805601>>577812351get anchored
>>577812752man YOU'RE the least attractive tobyverse character
>>577812417Unfathomable amounts of sex appeal
>>577812752The anon from last thread that wanted to make love to Seth no matter what warmed my heart, so that was cool
>>577812028Use your shameful imagination
>>577810294male orange would call you cheezit instead of chibi, like the cheese cracker snack
Guess what deltarune song im singing Nanana nananaanaa naaana na lala la la laaa
So will you read my comic with Sans and Gaster in it? It's something that started brewing in my mind back when I first played Undertale when the game first came out. I'm still not done drawing it. It's terribly edgy.
>>577813031MorangeForange
>>577813184morange more like moron
Jaronid!
>>577813074is it that fucking song in the mike room overworld
>>577813074Asgore introduction
The whole internet demands to fuck Dess Holiday, a character they've never seen head or met
>>577813265flowery feels like an undertale fan. he would have the same love for undertale as I do
I want to kiss Seth...
>>577805601I did an alt version with grillz but I decided against ithttps://files.catbox.moe/9heyqw.png
>>577811161stink...
>>577813427Ralsei...
>>577813464holy based
>>577813464you are very talented mr tennahead
I am quite fond of this ̶m̶o̶u̶s̶e̶ human.
>>577813484>it's real
it’s so human!
>>577813591is there a tier list template for ranking every face sprite in the gameI feel like this one would be in my top 10 but I want to make sure
>>577813464excellent
Kerdly and Ralseth will win
Who or what the fuck is Verity
>>577813276>>577813328Close…
>>577813797>>577813559>>577813535Thaaank you!! He's really fun to draw :)!
what utdr character is most likely to cry seeing you kill an enemy in a regular rpg and why is it susie
Damn, she's smuggling grapefruits or something
>>577813720I would love to do this
>>577814097Susie wants to cut people down with a sword in the Legend of Tenna, she's not that soft even post-character development
>>577814174have you considered that she might simply have fat sacks of meat underneath her shirt. fat squishy sacks of meat?
>>577814265She only wanted the sword to cut down a cactus blocking the wayUnless you're referring to a different dialogue
>>577810237love these guys
Asriel once hit Kris after the incident over Kris's quietness but then felt so bad about it that years later in bed at night Asriel still remembers the shame of it
*plops down on your lap with my soft, gropeable ass, thighs and pussy**yellow noise (a pitch so high it makes you pee all over our grinding bodies) laughs as soon I open my shorts*https://youtube.com/shorts/X-klDuCaR9s
>>577814647i love her
gawddamn i love being made of meat
>>577811989>imagehas weaver made any more utdr art or was the orange art a one time thing?
seam and jevil enjoyed spending time together
>>577814943Meat Spamton effigy...
honestly idk what to post anymore
>>577814647Holy heck that’s super duper cute
>>577814943>when a disgusting meatless individual (monster) tries to converse with you so you ignore them and walk away
>>577814943I love being made of Veggie
Can someone post the sans twerk gif again? It always makes me laugh
encountering a big headed freak like normal npc in the bathroom must feel like this for kris. imagine walking into the restroom and you see this walking out of the stall, that's what life is like for humans in utdr
>>577814560>Man, it'd be cool to have, like, a weapon.>You could like... cut everything down.I guess you could interpret "everything" as only referring to objects but I assumed she meant cutting down enemies too like you would in most video games
>>577814943I love eating meat.Especially meat.
>>577815262Tenna must've been about to shit his pants when she started saying that
>>577815267You should really.Meat it!
Does it hurt to be made out of wobblemeat?
what were these threads like in those dark years (2018 - 2020) when there was just one chapter?
>>577815342My ass is sore from the workout earlier so yes
*scuttles out with a belly full of takoyaki*
Ooo, are you the human that lives at the top of town? Wow, my mommy told me about you...Does it hurt to be made of wobblemeat???
do you think susie uses the men’s restroom
>>577815815
なんでもできる
>>577805601fem norm?
>>577815873One time, before she moved to Hometown, Susie accidentally walked into the boys' restroom in school while it was coincidentally empty and didn't really pay attention to the urinals because she's a freak who doesn't wash her hands anyway, but when she walked back out, some girls coming out of the girls' restroom saw her and laughed at her so now she only uses gender neutral single occupant restrooms just so it doesn't happen again and if there isn't one around then she holds it in indefinitely. Fortunately, Hometown only has gender neutral single occupant restrooms because half the population are it/its.
>>577815236
>>577814293 Noelle is flatFLAT!!
>>577816205poor susie
>>577816463>Noelle's boobs will become bigger<3>Noelle's boobs get bigger
It was revealed to me in a dream that Knight pretends to be Dess to manipulate Kris and Carol.You may screencap this.
>>577816609>le nude ratyes PLEASE
>>577816609>le nude rat
>>577815538yesi'm sore
>>577805601just drawing bullshit atp
>k-kris... I'm not going to eat a bug! thats crazy!>* proceed>kris... i said... i said i dont want to eat it, you picked up off the ground, it's dirty!>* proceed>kris! I said I don->* proceed>* proceed>* proceed>...>* noelle ate the ladybug>https://youtu.be/zaF3XcAPGvU
>>577817890i'm the bug
Moé....
>>577818073Mooooeeeeeeee
bug
>>577818073I wish I didn't have eyes...>>577817917What a strange pairing, but very cute
>>577806953okay someone downloaded this for me so i could actually see the damn thing. whatever god hates me anyway aside from the spelling mistakes this is so good it's literally near perfection. i don't know if you could do this kind of interaction better it's so good. it's so weird i never thought years ago anybody would make shit on this level with chara ever but now it's starting to exist it's just crazy. i thought it was just going to be downs syndrome shortbus chara standing and waving knives and doing nothing garbage forever and ever and ever. but now at least some things like this exist. i don't know i'm just trying to let that sink in more you know. i'm trying to really appreciate that. anyway i really love the expressions too i love when they just look creepy no matter what they're talking about like it's simply their natural state of being and expressing themself. it's great everything about it is great gaster too and the style and framing and everything. i also really like how the deterrence talk and shit is making me think of MGS peace walker. chara laying down the hot coldman monologue right now. it's so kino it's so so soooo fucking kino i love it so much bro
>>577814647>>577812351I love how smart these more feminine designs you've been making are, I could see these are being just as 'default' or genderless(?) as the official ones
https://youtu.be/c5jfJLWkGkkFallen Wing
>>577818394*I could see these as
>>577818394>I could see these are being just as 'default' or genderless(?) as the official onesthanks, thats what I was trying to go for. alot of darkners are already genderless in the base game so its a bit hard trying to genderbend them. I also dont want my genderbends to just be the same character with boobs, since its not fun to sprite those
>>577818337I found this crackship on twitter somewhere. I only have two images of it.
>>577818073They changed her eye shape too much. Noelle's crazed expressions still have the downwards slope so Carol's moe expression should still have an upwards slope.
Wanted to keep drawing because I will be busy all day long and will come back too exhausted but I'm feeling so sleepy...
>>577809941I request Queen pretty please
>>577818513High quality art I must say, kinda works even if it feels very weird when knowing where Rosa comes from, but it's far from being one of the most bizarre crackships I've seen
>>577818513maybe I should do nagito x noelle…
>>577819090DO IT
>>577809657but it's basically confirmed it's Asriel...
this is all Dess' fault I'm happy that she died
why did gerson give susie such a shitty axe? especially considering it originally costed a gorillion light world to buy, what a scam
>>577819380Firstly, she ain't deadSecondly, she has jack to do with the events unfoldingThirdly, we have her hotter sister to rape us
>>577818513What's the justification for this crackship?I stopped playing Pokemon with gen 4.
>>577819473Firstly, she should dieSecondly, it is all her faultThirdly, Noelle needs to be raped back in ch6
>>577819485not having a proper justification is often kind of the point
>>577819485>What's the justification for this crackshipSometimes, someone just wants to see 2 characters together for reasons only known to them
You Yeah youCome up with a crackship between a Toby character and a non-Toby character now
>>577819627Me x Fave
>>577819569Oh fuck, Paps x Kris is kinda cute...
>>577819627Yosuke hanamura X susie
>>577819485>Crack ship>justification
>>577819627Grimm Blacksouls x Noelle Deltarune
https://files.catbox.moe/j9fttc.jpgdoelested
Freddy Fazbear x Metatton
>>577819712They WILL have a proper conversation by the end of the next chapter
>>577819743post the cropped image
>>577805601fuku fire genderbend will sprite later>>577818727I'll try
im sad asriel will look faggy and like ralsei siiigh
>>577819769Kinda hot...
>>577819779I hope they secretly hate each other (atleast in aborted weird route maybe)
>>577819627Ralsei x GutsAlso Kris x Saya No UtaI think the last one really works for some reasom but I don't know why.
>>577819743a rare breed
>>577819627ralsei x arcueid brunestudlancer x ciel
/utg/ can you please clean your pink
>>577820080My asshole???
>>577820056Why Ralsei instead of Kris? Kris is diet Shiki
>>577820165well it’s a crackship so I chose randomly, but yeah kris works more
And I don't matterThe end, it doesn't matterOh, it doesn't matterThe hand, it doesn't matterOh, it doesn't matterThe man, it doesn't matte
>>577820092thats one way to describe her
Doctor Wingdings Gaster x Featherine Augustus Auaurora
Gaster x Medic
Catty x Soldier
gaster went missing in ut because he knew the king and queen where going to mangle him if they knew about his game fanfiction where their dead children are a weirdo raped traitor and a faggy femboy
Dess x Scout
>>577820580
Leak from chapter 6 when they find Dess where the forest would grow
they make me feel very lonely but I like seeing them together anyway
>>577819870They're either going to be cute fluffy cwitters that get along nicely with an eventual "why do you look like Asriel?" or Noelle is going to realize Ralsei is basically every aspect she hates about herself made a person
Imagine fave booping you on the nose
>>577821962That would be painfull
>>577821962I imagine that the other way around
hey undertale fansdo you have any suggestions for things I can add to this video before I publish it to youtube tomorrowhttps://litter.catbox.moe/xnze14.mp4
>>577822234I forgot how kino Chowder was. I should really watch the series from start to finish.
i used to ship mad dummy with muffetthanks to the monkey's paw now it's sort of fueled but mad dummy no longer exists sigh
guys i left my noelle alone for too long and now shes hungry and angry what do i do?
>>577822486Give her some onion
>>577820967
guys I didn't wanna say anything but Gaster might actually just be a loser...
>>577822668>t. Asgore
You got a frieeend inside me
So... does the Sans room imply that Delta is another world/timeline to Under? Maybe one where the monsters won the war against the humans? And that Sans is a visitor from Under to Delta?
>>577824003>And that Sans is a visitor from Under to Delta?It's more likely to be the other way around because the UT room has an item that we see Sans obtain in chapter 5 of Deltarune
>>577822668He's just autistically obsessed with a video game, and there is NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT.
is carol’s personality going to take a 180 in chapter six?
>>577824070Oh shit you're right
Susie x Kick Buttowski
>>577824143Carol reveals shes the Knight
>>577824504>kidnaps asgore to suck his cock in the bunkerOf course, it all makes sense now
I love him
>>577824504if the knight is able to carry people into the bunker in the light world, I don’t see how it would be carol when she could light world yoink people in the middle of the night whenever and not make fountains to do it. it’s weird that the knight kidnaps people in the dark world at all, because that’s when the fun gang actually has the powers to get in its way. there must be something necessitating dark world kidnappings.
>>577824932I mean, if we are runninf by the idea that the knight operates because in the light he can't then Rudy would be the perfect fit and he still would be sucking asgore's cock in the bunker
>>577825025but the knight carried undyne in the light world
>>577824932We've never seen the knight operate during the daytime at all either, its always night regardless of which world its in. Seam warns us of being out at night specifically, so it might not be the Dark World thats the common denominator but the night instead
>>577825101Then it's rudy making her watch or watching her get fucked by asgorefor real though I could believe he was bringing asgore and undyne to the bunker because of a deep seated resentment for them failing to help find dess and having them witness the roaring
I don't care if it's cringe or overdone I really like the shit where the player torments Sans with the knowledge he's from DeltaruneEspecially if it's the Weird Route timeline (which I believe he's from)
>>577825490i agree anon its hot
>>577819627Fubuki Shirou x Noelle
>>577825490The overcorrection response to this where people depict sans epically nonchalantly owning you for trying is a lot more cringe, like people are scared to be seen as cringe or edgy or whatever and want to meme against it to keep the demons away. People are scared of art that tries to emotionally engage with you without a comfy layer of irony.
>>577826056I thought they had gotten over their "Sans would never have any emotional reaction to anything" phase when "well this stinks" became a meme but I guess notMaybe the reason it was being memed flew over their heads and they agreed that Canon Sans would just say "well this stinks" to Papyrus's death
Evil krisp
police sacrifice next week... got undyne and asgore...napstablook better watch out....
>>577826316That hook nose lmao
>>577826345>umm........ you do know you cant kill ghosts right..............>i know im supposed to be your sacrifice and all but.............. maybe i shouldve mentioned this when you were kidnapping me............>oh no.... i made it awkward again......
rudy died of some crap.
>>577826419It a shame cause Noelle here is cute
>>577826548Explain how "the crap" that manifests as the Knight's form in Rudy and only showed up in his body recently existed during That Day when the Knight left black shards at the original fountain
>>577775514Seeds are also possible
>>577826643Easy.
>>577826624she did NOT need to have such a big ass nose
>Heatwave is over
>>577826624Remove the nose and make the head less rectangular and it works
flowery was on the floor and watched kris go up to him and grab a piece of paper directly from his guts
even when /utg/ threads are raid shit tier i always have one open 24/7 no matter what i think im addicted
Today I learned plants can get genetic disorders like dwarfism
>>577826056To be fair I did like this one where it brings up how popular sans' fight had become, making him deciding to give a shit at all retroactively the entire reason most people turn to genocide at all, more than the usual "I know where it rained" bits. That one really feels like something that would get under his non-existent skin a lot more, as he does already kind of operate under the assumption you know everything, it was motive he could never figure out
>>577827164I also learned something new today, like how the ammonia leak on the ISS in 2013 actually happened. For some reason I thought this was a myth popularized by some sci-fi drama or something.
what if eram but blue
I think the knight is the vessel
any news or theories recently?
>>577828028This one >>577828003Other than that, no. Still sticking to the Ralsei is Pando theory that I like
>>577828003I think the knight is half Vessel half Dess
>>577828232If by half Dess you mean Dess' severed SOUL placed into Vessel then yes
>>577775514>it isn't a plant or an animal. It was directly said that plants and animals can't survive in Castle Town.Fungus Gang GODS...Mushroom Kris DEITIES...
>>577828318Dess' soul (Chara's soul) in the Vessel who is the Knight
>>577828425Dess' soul (Chara's soul) [Lucas' soul]
Ever since the day we metA parcel of my mind's lost to youWhen you made my name the same just as the one you love, then I knewMaybe to your view, I'm just a faintly colored hue, that's alrightEven if the only things you say are yes or no, I'll see blue sky.
wait so..... muffet is a ead dried up spider corpse in asgore's shop?
I wonder how different chapters 3-5 are going to feel on once we find out what actually happens to people taken to the shelter.
>>577828625meat factory...
>>577828625ralsei ripped up OUR INVITATION TO GASTER'S BIRTHDAY PARTY
>>577828625Nothing because the shelter is a red herringChapter 6 is gonna take place outside
flowery but he is rudy and his song is cancer man
save me from my cramps gaster-sama
TEN WEEK TREATMENT THE CANCER MAN
i want to sex but i'm learn from zenlooker to be better
>>577829268Ralsei instantly solves a puzzle for you in chapter 5
>>577805469Oh Deltarune players... that clarification in chapter 6... oh it will be horrible...
>>577829581Yeah, and don't you forget it
Fave is noticing people who say "clocked" with the same meaning as "figured out" tend to be very obnoxious
Yeah, just clocked this anon >>577829857
>>577829857Clocked is usually used when you know what someone is, while figured out is more for things or situations."I clocked he was gay" is VERY different to "I figured out he was gay" after all
There's no top half to the ferris wheel because nobody on the team wanted to draw it. If anybody else did this shit for their game you'd be calling them out but all of you, yes every single one of you without fail, has Toby's dick in your throat literally.
>>577830067nigga its just a ferris wheel
i wish i could draw...
>>577830189It's death by a thousand papercuts.
>>577830059That's what makes it obnoxious it's used to show how smugly smart you are
>>577830198The top half of a ferris wheel?
>>577830286All I am saying"I figured out he was gay" has more homosexual undertones to "I clocked he was gay"
chat, remind me when the apple fritter is done...i'm go lights out
I clocked Deltarune's ending would suck 10 years ago
>>577830637I figured out you sucked dick for cash
what if bleeing (leaking red) isn't a biological substance but is instead liquod Ball Gamelike frisk breaks undyne's ankles, susie and sans both dunk on motherfuckers, and kris spindashes (ball)
Deltarune: good ending or not?
>>577830067I don't care about anything in the light world except for Milklooker
The light world only exists for brand recognition purposes. That's why none of the Undertale characters are significantly plot relevant.
i was supposed to practice hands but i drawed women with big ol' wieners instead ...
>>577831015>That's why none of the Undertale characters are significantly plot relevant.Asgore.
>>577831262Basically an extra with voice lines.
>>577831394Who has just been kidnapped by big bad after his main chapter...
hey, so, uh, am I supposed to say something important or...
I was in a good mood but then got extremely angry and cried and began punching myself over and over. Why did this happen asked fave?
I clock *ticks*
>>577831453bend over
>>577831427The big bad does evil things to complete nobodies. Standard villain behavior.
need lightner cock
>>577831453No, just stick around until end, suddenly do a 180 on your whole worldview in a couple of minutes, then don’t fight back against my buddy Rory. It’s chill and you get overtime
>>577831517⧫🙵⧫□🙵
>>577831592BIN CHILLIN'
>>577831582They're all dickless, otherwise Dess would've been found and the Knight would've been hung(violent)(death)
How did Kris make a deal with Seth before entering the dark world? Can Kris talk to flowers in the light world?
>>577832460This might be a bit out there, but perhaps Kris already opened several dark worlds before Chapter 1 and the Flower King shop was one of them.
>>577832460Toby didn't think about that, so just pretend the story's so deep and complex that it's unfathomable. Trust the process.
>>577832460Yes. Why do you think chapter 5 started with Kris crawling through the window? The nigga was out all night plotting.
>>577832460Kris was like "If you help me out of prison, which I already know it will happen because I can see the future, I will give you this very important feather from a very important person" and all the other flowers just ignored them
I'm 42 years old virgin and I want to be raped by painter's 19 years old virile strap-on.
>>577832719There is only a chance of that happening if you are fat.
>>577832629SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX!!!!!!!! Thank you for posting anon.. Does it have a source..?
>>577832947https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/148522672
>>577832984Thank you!
The threads finally started slowing down after the chapter release hype, It only took 2 months.
>>577833335I have also noticed this.
>>577832629don't torture deltarunes
>>577833335Because it was ultimately devoid of any actual thought provoking content. There were stimmies to clap at and now the sugar rush is over.
I hate the feeling of waking up startled from a nightmare
>>577833756funny enough i had a nightmare too i dreamt that someone was putting their finger in my ear and a little blood came out
>>577833335Chapter 5 was a nothingburger
This image was posted here last year and now it makes way more sense than it did then
>>577833756Imagine sleeping at all. Haha. I'm fully awake and conscious and yet still plagued by my nightmares
>>577833748
What if weapons in the dark world stay weapons? like a gun stays a gun because you can't "play" with it?
Oh god if the threads stay this slow I’ll have nothing to keep the voices quiet and it’ll be YOUR fault when I kill a starbucks barista
>>577834339pick up knitting or something
slow slow slow need stimmies need stimmies NEED
>>577805601(Just looking at her makes your head hurt…)Dess’s whiffle bat as a darkner.
>>577834687Somehow, she's hotter like that
>>577834687The whole time I was wondering why she was so fucked up. You did a good job though. No wonder she's so banged up, she's the damn wiffle bat.
>>577834687Would.
I DONT WANNA GO BACK TO SCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOL I DONT WANNA I DONT WANNA I DONT WANNAAAAAAAAAA
>>577834951Why would you be going to school to begin with
>"friend is just a mindless animal that likes eggs">"chapter 6 will be short and focus on only one thing"These updates reduced a lot of the hype for chapter 6.
>>577834951h-hey...
>>577834951Pink...
>>577835126I don't mind either
I'm bored. trying to mimic flowery's voice and tone so I could do a funny laterhow a I doin?https://voca.ro/1kams9iaEAUw
The new xitter media format is genuinely worse. I hate that it defaults to "videos" first and none of its organized in a grid format anymore.Said Berdly
>>577836282it's designed to keep you doomscrolling
>>577835654Brings out my homicidal urges, so not bad. Maybe a bit more higher-pitched?
suspiciously knight shaped mayor:
>>577836282you could just stop going thereyou don't need to see all the media from everyone at all times within minutes of them being posted
>>577836396I think I got itokay someone give me something witty to say
>See video: "Everyone is WRONG about the Roaring Knight">look inside>one of the most common Knight theoriessigh
Listen to me! Get that Chapter 6+7 out there and fast!
The cattenheimers ate berdlys family… that’s why we don’t see them…
will chapter 6 or/and 7 be good?
>>577836534I just want to see what other stuff an artist has drawn if I like their artstyle, man.
If Jar Jar Binks was in Undertale everyone would want to fuck himWe live in a society
>>577836763can you say jarona. here i come san frandiscooo
susie is jar jar
>>577836805They should make videos about whether the Knight is dog, cat, or mouse-coded, which is more important than its identity
Orange is annoying and dumb. Why is it morally wrong to just tell her she looks like a rat and should change her body to look more human? Why do the other flowers want us to keep affirming that the way she looks is how humans look when it's clearly not? She's just WRONG, it's not evil to tell her the truth. I don't give a fuck that she's mentally 7, it builds character!
>>577837550The most important question: Why Noelle have so many mouse elements, both in design and in her catchphrases?
Where did “nothingburger” even fucking come from
>>577837613she will be killed by friend
>>577837602The flowers are basically told they'll live for a single day. It's like giving chocolate to a terminally ill dog
>>577837602Ralsei you will never be a woman
>>577837602In a way, she is not much different than other flowers, including Flowery. Seven flowers think that "human" is "animated denizen of the Light World". A mouse is animated denizen of the Light World. Under that distorted definition that all flowers believe she indeed looks like a "human".Flowers think that Susie is a human, remember?
>>577805601I'm back..! Sorry I took so long. More noel & noelle as promised>>577804995>shove them in a locker togethersee attached img :)>>577804015>>577804848>Noel and Noelle clanging their chastity devices together trying desperately to cum.https://files.catbox.moe/qtjjsb.png>>577805850I didn't wanna draw the exact same thing again so here's them attempting to kiss whilst still ensnared in tootsie roll buck teeth bondage. I'll draw them making out normally another timehttps://files.catbox.moe/119xs8.pngI'm going to bed now so if we get a new thread soon I just hope those anons check the whiteboard.. haha..
>the Knight is close to gerson>the Knight is close to krisThis invalidates every Knight candidate except for Asriel and Dess You WILL be getting an Undertale rehash or the most boring predictable outcome and you will like it
>>577837984>dess is the boring predictable outcomeyou need a theoryslop detox holy shit
I HOLD MANY JOYSAND WHIMSAND DESIRES.AND YETTHE ONE THING THAT PERSISTSIT'S MY CUDDLY FRIENDS.:-)
>>577837324anything foir you, my human!https://voca.ro/18ZsbHu26yIm
i want to paint....
I wish I could bit crush
>>577838049He is talking about Asriel. He is literally the only one that makes sense. It's funny how it makes Dess knighters seethe.
>>577838532Asriel is the one playing deltarune he can't be the knight
>>577838532Asriel will never appear in any form because he is stuck in the real-fake primordial light that exists outside of Hometown, which is fake-real because Hometown's been made real from higher entities being able to perceive it, but in that same regard made very limited. Chapter 6 will clarify this.
I'm replaying Chapter 5 and damn, feels like Terakota's attack when using the Watering Can Act is harder than 99% of bullet patterns from the first 4 chapters. No wonder people bitched about a difficulty spike.
burgerley
Asriel doing a cool point at the camera with Kris in the old Festival photo album means NOTHINGThe Knight using star attacks and having cut fire magic means NOTHINGThe Knight crying, like the fallen star and the crying, and crying and crying BOY means NOTHINGKris suspiciously covering up all information about Asriel means NOTHING
>>577838074Is Gaster gonna get merch once he's hypothetically revealed ingame or is he one of them "too real" characters Toby vows to never make merch of?
>>577839193It would be boring as shitGive me zombie Dess who has Kris's soul and I'll care
>>577837947Based
>>577839506he looks like he's openly thirsty for dino cock but secretly wants human pussy
>>577838532My schizotheory is that as an inverse of Undertale, Asriel is the only one in Deltarune whose alive and gets to live a free life due to being written out of the story. Note how only his drawer contents change between save slots. It's interesting how only his choices matter.
>Knight having ANTLERS? Misdirect! It was actually Asriel in a December Knight costume made from shadow crystals!>Knight making Noelle noises but slowed down? Misdirect! The shadow crystals make that sound! (Even though Shadow Crystals have been proven not to make sound)>Knight's dark world in chapter 2 being a bright shining city, similar to the one December promised Noelle she'd bring to? Misdirect! It was Asriel fulfilling Decembers promise!>Hand pushing Kris in Chapter 4 making a Guitar sound, the only possible culprits being the Knight or Gerson? Misdirect! It was a metaphor for how December is the reason Kris is doing this, it didn't actually happen!!>Raise up your bat?Misdirect! Asriel also could've had a bat!!Remind me to never ask Toby for directions ever again!! I asked him where the mens washrooms was once and I never recovered!!!
>>577837602Ralsei you're such a racist disgusting fucking chud
>>577839739The hand pushing Kris with the MUTED guitar sound is definitive and conclusive DISPROOF of Dess Knight. It is MUTED and INAUDIBLE because she is STILL LOST IN-BETWEEN. Dess is accounted for and CANNOT be the Knight.
Kris showing aqua how to feel good just like how dess showed him
>>577839667I believe this only because it would be funny if Jaru was horribly wrong about Piles of Asriel's dust where everyone keeps dying except for Asriel.
woah utg has slowed way down. did we really have that many children here? scary
>>577820191https://colorlabs.net/colors/love-vessel>The opposite color to Love Vessel is Mike Wazowski Green (#11EE55).Okay.
>>577840163Oh shit is that genuinely why?
>>577839831My strong and beautiful hero Flowery WOULD win that fight.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rtfoy8468Ak
29 days until 11th anniversary
>>577839210i need to see someone lazily slap the freedom leitmotif on alphys strikes back to accompany the original image
Flowery outplaying Kris by secrety telling Susie he has the code in his soil was awesome
>>577834687sex
>>577840163College
>>577840163don't worry, this just means a notable improvement in post quality for night /utg/ which is really the canon timezone
>>577840260He wouldn't.
>>577840163I work in a school so I'm not going to be able to post much starting tomorrow. It makes me sad :(
>>577840527it's 15:15 in the canon timezone
Flowery has the sjelter codes in his ballsack
>ITT: One thing that genuinely PISSES YOU OFF about Deltarune so farMewMew/Pink's bomb board is genuinely dreadful in an otherwise phenomenally creative shard boss fight. All the other attack patterns are fun and fair enough, but the bomb board is fucking STUPID
>>577840607The bombs are EASY bro just calm down and pay attention
>>577840512i’m at that age where 18 - 21 year olds are kids
>>577840584i wasn't implying we were at night /utg/ times right now, you know!!
>>577840702I’m 22…
>>577840607MewMew/Pink.
>>577840829little baby, go home
>>577840829yeah you’re an infant
>>577839934I get it, The knight (who is ASRIEL) pushed Kris back and when they pushed KRIS back, a muted guitar sound played.The muted guitar sound played because ASRIEL (who is the knight) is wearing an armour of shadow crystals in the form of DECEMBER (who is stuck in the code) and because the armour is in the shape of DECEMBER (stuck in the code), it connected to the person stuck in the code (DECEMBER) because Shadow Crystals have the power to connect to people stuck in the code (DECEMBER).How could I not see it before?
>>577840168>>The opposite color to Love Vessel is Mike WazowskiTOBY
>>577840702anyone born after 2000 is a kid and will never have the mental maturity to consentidc if you're "25 years old" you still can't consent
hey guys!
kralsei arranged marriage au slowburn fluff mild tragedy
>>577840163It's morning on a MondayWhy do you think we're slow right now?
>>577840163I'm not surprised that 50% of people here are babies that was obvious enough based on the posts but what surprises me is that we barely picked up any newfags that stuck around after the initial chapter 5 hype. There's a couple new artists but basically everyone is returning chapter 3+4 and chapter 2fags. I was told everyone was going to be swept away in a wave of newfags.
>>577840885>>577840969Shut up I’m telling mommy
>>577841073>born in the year 2000I just fucking made it...
>>577840607no boss rushI just know it's toby's autism getting in the way of game designand I have a save file before every boss so the only part that REALLY pisses me off is that you have to play all of the third mantle game first if you want to re-fight ERAM
>>577840474This fan art has insane implications but it also looks very 2000s/2010s. Like if Deltarune released much earlier I could see someone making an AMV where Susie looks exactly like this
i'm back from the christian camp, i didn't die nor have sex
>>577841149Gen 1/2 Pokemon aged people are in their prime right now. Everyone older is slowing down and losing cognitive ability fast, everyone younger is a summer babby for a few more years. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfHRgZvHOls
>>577841131im a newfag and still learning to draw sorry...
>>577841379everyone younger is developmentally stunted and will never grow up
/utg/ only offers minimum wage dead end positions as a goatposter, thread pillar, servant of kraut, or jackbox attendee. I'm going to /utg/ college to improve my prospects. I will not return for a long while. Goodbye.
>Wolff didn't condemn or even acknowledge this incidentSuch a fucking easy slam dunk for him to gain back some favor from the community and he ignores it
>>577841561he is investigation options
>>577841507Yeah, that's what you will be telling the other old codgers at the golf club soon enough.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGrfhsxxmdE
>>577841561no one has reposted this video outside of instagram so i haven't actually been able to watch itno i'm not making an instagram account for this shit
>>577840474Oooouuughh Susie and Flowery sexDid Flowery pity fuck her?
Why does Doomie always youtube link even when he’s not avatarfagging
>>577841561Disregarding the whole Undertale Yellow fiasco, Wolff got humiliated by some random 18 year old he called a pedophile. What makes you think he has the aura to defeat Donald Trump
>>577841561>>577841673somebody drop the link and I'll rip the vid
>susie says the back door leads to a flight of stairs that go UP>flower castle has a bunch of documents and red strings everywhere which would logically mean it’s supposed to be the corkboard.>It’s not where the flowers are and it’s said to be in the basementWhat the hell is going in here?
>>577841706I'm posting them while the kids still know what a youtube is. In five years my twenty year old links and videos will be useless after google finally kills it for good and then I will have to describe television show clips and old music in great detail to people that make the mistake of talking to me.
>>577841865The hidden door behind Asgore's fridge...
>>577841865Was Chapter 1 Asgore really bodyblocking that central flower display in his shop for no reason? I was convinced the door to the basement would be behind it
>>577842264He was pissing
Brand new vid on very obscure Chapter 5 dialoguehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHAFkl1ByaI
>>577807993Imagine playing roblox in post Ruben Sim era and you can't make edgy stuff in it because you would be called a pedo by sound of freedom miggers.Liking or drawing roblox porn, even suggestive scantily clad, even non problematic porn, could put you in pedophile list by Ruben Sim.these chuds are literally ruining internet culture because you can't do anything cool sexy or edgy on internet because a kid may see it and they would call you a Diddy blud even though you didn't attempt to get nudes or try to fuck that child.These are the people you share a platform on roblox withhttps://invidious.tiekoetter.com/watch?v=AdfHAFJdpooThe fooly grulee guy not the artist, he seems chill
Skinny bitch
>>577841742https://www.instagram.com/p/DbTKciZRgIM/https://www.instagram.com/p/Db3QWvZxn03/
>>577841742>>577841673There's no video. It's a still image with Black Knife playing. IG is like that.
>>577842440What did he mean by this?
>>577842528it means "i love you"
>>577842501>>577842518yep, no video for me to rip
>>577841865maybe it’s supposed to be like this?
>>577842447This entire post reads like a vaguepost and cognito hazard at the same time. Is this how people felt after the tower of babel was built?
>>577842380Does it discuss the inaccessible ch5 aborted weird Kriselle Ferris wheel ride?
>>577842518oh ok
just took a shit so big and wide that it rose slightly above the toilet water and looks like a cow turdfave for this feel
The floor Asgore's back room is in? Clopen
>>577842491Nah she's skinnyfat at most
>>577842491Susie is husky
>>577842716TOBYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>577842650Mouth from Grillby's
Rudy has no problem with the fact that Carol fired his best friend and then made him a house slave and is enabling Asgore's insane conspiracy board bullshit that ruined his life in the first placeIn fact he thinks it's a bad thing that Toriel wants Asgore to stop being self destructive
>>577842981That’s a lot of assumptions babygirl
>>577841131It's because the theory landscape wasn't changed enough. Once Chapter 6 clarifies that one thing, you'll see...
>>577843078i want to stick my head beneath ralsei's robes and sniff
>>577842981>Rudy has no problem with the fact that Carol fired his best friendBecause Chapter 5 showed us how unhinged he gets when he's investigating this entire thing.
>>577842650Toby robbed us of a cow fave, probably thought it would be too similar to the goat family.https://static1.e621.net/data/28/b8/28b8a80a45f5425f0e034d5878bb8b4c.jpg
>>577843159I have a feeling that it’s just gonna be what the final tragedy entails and nothing else
>>577842981the mind of a moid is a fascinating place
>>577843307would you like to visit my mind palace
>>577842447The truth is that the people in these sorts of videos are generally right (you shouldn't expose minors to porn in a public instance, the artist should have drawn this stuff in a space they knew only contained adults) but all of them are totally shartybrained so they can't help taking the argument farther than it makes sense. Blaming adults for drawing adult stuff in a space with adults because it's a "kid's game" (which is irrelevant here because, again, there are only adults) is silly.IIRC Ruben Sim and Turkey Tom are shartyfags and have both posted there before which is why many of them act like this. If you want something to make you feel vindicated at least the sharty allows porn on certain boards and also allows minors on the site so any claim of "grooming" they make is pretty hypocriticalSaid Susie, commenting on her favorite gaming platform
>>577843207This whole situation pisses me off so much I want to write a shipfic between Pizzapants and his twink boyfriend now
>>577843441idk are there drinks?
>kris biting the other end of susie's straw to stop her from stealing their drink>susie and ralsei both blush uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
what if fave invented a serum that transformed their body into having a cow udder, pussy, and a bull cock
>>577843474>Ruben Sim and Turkey Tomwho the fuck even is this this is a sandwich order
>>577843531we got vanilla coke, lemon lime lemonade, and whiskey
>>577843479please do i will read it
>* I am grateful for your wife's...>* Carol's.>* Your wife's... financial support to him.>* I just wish she did not support his, er...>* His... you know what.>* His "you know what?">* One more word and you're soaked, Mr. Holiday.>* "One more word!">*Fahaha, what was I supposed to say, sweetheart?Why was Rudy being such an asshole here. He knew what Toriel was getting but still stonewalled her and deflected from the actual proble.
>>577843474there is so much epi on the sharty but they handwave it all by saying "well everyone here was already exposed to it!" even doe like half their posters were 12 years olddeltarune is probably better for kids despite it having sex references because the characters aren't drawn suggestively
new content when
>>577843830make it yourself lazybones
>>577843746Rudy conversationmogged her desubh
>>577843746Rudy’s fault is avoiding problems, Carol’s fault is never letting go of them
>>577843875fuck off toby
My ride home got cancelled I'm stuck in the hot sun. What am I drawing for the next hour?
>>577843787>aren't drawn suggestivelyHave you SEEN Mr Cattenheimer?
>>577843679mm okay nice
>>577844045Darkners for a dark world of your choice
>>577844045>>577844150Can it be carol’s office?
i wish i could drawit really never gets easier
Do you think the Knight's strength is determined by it's user? Like, if December is the Knight, would the Knight be stronger than if Rudy, a dying man, was the Knight? Or is the Knight user-agnostic? Is there some core strength to the Knight that makes all the possible Knight candidates (December, Carol, Rudy, Noelle, Asriel, Papyrus, Sans) have the same strength?
what if kris had a key blade and could short hop while using magic to make the animation lock non existent and yelled out the spell names but they got cut off because kris is spamming the magic button and had to go to hollow bastion to seal the fountain
>>577842447ok but what kind of diddyblud over the age of 15 gives a fuck about roblox
>>577844232It depends on whatever kind of darkness power the knight is infused with which might have something to do with it’s role in the prophecy
>>577844232No. We already know the Knight is strong because they have a cheat power that allows them to one shot and a damage gate that forces a cutscene loss
>>577844045kawkaw
>>577844232The closer to death the stronger it is don't look at the game evidences telling the opposite
>>577844232If the Knight were Dess, it wouldn't be strong BECAUSE it was Dess. Why would being a teenage girl make it stronger?
>>577844232Depends entirely on what the Knight turns out to beIf the power comes from the armor and from being a major Prophetic Role then it's power-agnostic if the power comes from it being Dess hopped up on Void Juice or whatever then it's not
>>577838179this is so GOLD
>>577844316what if someone opened a dark world inside pirates of the caribbean?
Sora fights obviously Goofy-shaped Roaring Knight
>>577844486Teenage girls are super strong in the dark worlds (see Noelle)
>>577844602It would be cool as fuuuuck
>>577844602jack sparrow would be op he would never explode
>>577844780Noelle is only strong because she's the Knight though
what's up shitsters.any new theories?
>>577844904die slow
kraut homosexuality theory
what if we opened a dark world in pingasland
MAKING as usual I see
>>577844602a dark world inside of an amusement park ride is such a fun idea
>>577837947not into cages but hot
>>577844904I have a theory that you're ga->>577844945Wait someone beat me to it, now I will never get credit for it.
disliking flowery at all even at the start of the chapter is the sign of an impure heart
imagine a dark world inside it’s a small world
>>577843474I have no idea what the actual appeal of sharty is supposed to be
>>577845229disliking anything at all is the sign of an impure heart
>>577845229i liked him from the very start. the second he showed up he was my favourite ever
I spend 16 hours a day browsing /utg/ so why am I not recognized as an individual yet?Said Dess lost in the code of 4chan
>>577844945this is a "theory" the same way gravity is a theory.
>>577845229I just don't get the hype. It feels like everyone else has been psyopped into liking a just OK character. I liked the other bosses more
kraut told to kill himself in less than 15 seconds lmfaooooo
kill myself
>>577831481seth is bunny, not cat
>>577845419you just dont like his design and that's fine but don't lie to yourself about his character writing, he's up there with Gerson as the best characters Toby ever wrote
>>577845567seth is a flower.
My beautiful princess whom I would do anything for>>577845305The shart box is for when you're 3edgy4 4chuds and want to actually groom and doxx kids
>>577845343You are one of the unnamed Pillars of this thread, as am I. Keeping the gears turning in the dark where none notice. Your lack of recognition is your praise. The thread going smoothly is your reward.
last time i was on the sharty it was nothing but spadesonsidk who wants to use a site like that
Spamton as a Virovirokun and Tenna as a Zapper is so smart fuuuck
>>577845567You talking about this?
>last time I was on the shartyare you guys for serious
>>577845659ZAPPERS.ARE.FOR.THE.PIPPINS.
the names anon.pleased to never make your acquaintance
>>577845748qa used to be my homeboard so when it got shut down in 21 i was hoping the sharty would be like itit was NOTHING like it
>>577845665highly molestable character design
>>577845184what does the shirt mean
>>577842608this looks cool
>>577845229Besides meta stuff flowery is extremely similar to queen. And tenna is already kinda similar to queen except less self confident. It's like making a rude jerk sauron like King again.I actually like king because he is basically if sauron was a meanie and not ultimate embodiment of evil.One thing I like about flowery is him snitching on Kris and telling Susie where the shelter code is, but soul could have done this too.Aqua and Seth are worst because they are worse lancer and berdly.
okay, no new theories, i guess.shame.
>>577846080die
>>577846080what's your honest opinion about Undyne?
>>577845229I believe there are literally only 3 reasons people dislike Flowery and none are reasonable if you're not underage1: They spent a year making theories about Chapter 5, then got mad none of them were correct, as if they are owed something not in Toby's vision2: They got triggered by seeing Ralsei get mildly inconvenienced (despite the fact he deserved it otherwise he'd keep being a worthless pushover for the rest of his life)3: Current culture is all about disliking stuff like "people who like japan too much" and "conventionally attractive people" so seeing an anime bishonen first thing in the darkworld made those people get performatively angry, of course as all normalfag culture they don't actually hold these beliefs they are just going with horde mentalityI must say, I dislike white people so I was like "who the fuck is this white boy" when he showed up but soon after I fell in love with Flowery after he made a flower bloom out of Susie's hands, everything about him is incredible and only those blinded by perfomative hate and petty bullying-victim behavior can't see it
>>577845968Band shirt.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSnkP0V9iWw
>>577845605I actually think his design is cute. It's the character writing I don't care for. His interactions with Ralsei and the gang just weren't that interesting or entertaining to me, and his motives are confusing and half-assed and he makes everyone around him into a more generic character. I was cheering for him to get cut in half by the end. I wasn't sold on him as some big figure of hope or as this cool friend to the other flowers, he's just... there. His voice lines are funny but that's it. He is nowhere near any of the best characters Toby has ever written and there's no way you genuinely believe that. There's probably minor NPCs that resonated more with me than this guy did.Funny you should mention Gerson, because he did what Flowery was trying to do (unconventionally mentoring one of the MCs) before him and better, something the other flowers did as well, actually making me care about the lives and worlds of characters who only got to really live for a day.Again, he just seems like one massive psyop.
>>577846080theory: kraut is actually 7 flowers in a trenchcoat
>>577846174>I dislike white peoplebut you love ME, right
Plot twist: Player does not exist in Light and Dark Worlds.Kris takes out the SOUL to not feel (medication abuse allegory?).Kris beats up the SOUL because he hates himself (self-harm).All-recruits route is Kris taking out the SOUL because he does not want to feel compassion. Compassion is against the plan.Weird route is Kris taking out the SOUL because he does not want to feel sadistic glee. It is also against the plan.
>>577846174GPT ahh poast
>>577845229i thought he was fake kind and just pretending to be nice because he covered susie and kris in grass and pushed ralsei into a closet until i realized he's actually really chill halfway through the garden and fully trusted him by the time he joins your party
>>577846174>I must say, I dislike white peopleBASED
>>577844923>>577845450>>577846132this is the type of positivity we all need in our lives.because with doomers sympathy and this darkna's antipathy, we can create the perfect apathy.
>>577846174Anon, Flowery was CREATED to be disliked. He is antagonist, after all. If antagonist is too sympathetic, you get "Thanos did nothing wrong" situation, which is not unwelcome.
just hid soooo many posts
>>577846174they saw him and thought he was going to be like Flowey
>>577846554Did you report before hiding? You're supposed to do that.
Oh my belly is so big and full of all your hidden posts *uuurrppp*
all according to/- all according to plant
>>577846152underdeveloped as a character, basically only has two emotional settings and unfortunately made a faggot because toby can't control himself.toby only writes tragic or evil straight people or horny faggots and the faggotry becomes their main motivation for the screentime they have.toby could've explored why undyne became this pro-monarchist fascist anti-humanist and her personal struggles growing up in a society of monsters that had just survived an extinction event.
>>577846639he said dislike, current, as in still dislike him by the end of the chapter
>>577846498Sympathy? You told me I was on my own the other day in my time of need.Are we friends again?
>>577846553>Anon, Flowery was CREATED to be disliked.People say this all the time but it's entirely due to your personal likes and dislikes, Queen was not created to be disliked, neither was Tenna, Flowery never does anything that is actually bad literally even once in the chapter if you think about it for more than 2 seconds, all he does that can be considered bad is trying to keep you away from Asgore and he has like 3 different good reasons to do that>If antagonist is too sympathetic, you get "Thanos did nothing wrong" situationThat is quite literally the point of him asking Ralsei why they don't seal their fountain to keep his up, even if he doesn't know that Castletown's fountain is special it's still a scene that is meant to make you think "woah are we the same?"
flowery was made to be liked by the endhis whole "why your world matters more then ours" thing is supposed to make the player think about itunlike the other dark worlds this far you can't just bring them to castle town and magically fix the issue of taking away their home and their dreams
>>577846249oh crud, i've been found out.
>>577846795>toby could've explored why undyne became this pro-monarchist fascist anti-humanistpolitical stimstimmies
>>577846639Anyone who still thought like this by the time you get to the castle is a bit stupid honestly they are very clearly different past the surface level
>>577846971Flowery was deliberately portrayed as an asshole at the beginning, mid-way is "asshole, but a cool one", and at the end "he's a hero for other side".
>>577846913fuck no.we've never been friends.BUT, i considered it when i thought you weren't a cunt.naive me.
>>577846795i do feel like undyne couldve benefitted from being a more serious characterit would be nice to explore how shes ironically the most human-like in personality of the monsters despite evidently being the one who hates humans the mostI imagine even after the pacifist ending, while most monsters are just happy to be free, she would silently be atleast slightly miffed and embarassed about the fact they needed a human to save them, rather than being able to break out themselves
>>577847137>when I wasn't a cunt Oh yeah I remember those two weeks in 2022 too. Good times.
True loves KISSin Chapter SIXwill heal RUDY!
>>577843787>deltarune is probably better for kids despite it having sex references????
>>577847265Sex with Noelle will cure Rudy
Sex and the Cyber City
>>577847098>Flowery was deliberately portrayed as an asshole at the beginningAgain, your personal taste and view, I did not think he was an asshole at all I wanted to be his friend right awayI hated Ralsei for the entirety of chapters 1 to 3 and I did not even once think "he was meant to be disliked" that's just my personal taste and view because people like him piss me off, if people like Flowery piss you off that's fine but it's not the norm it's just a personal thingCharacter's that are written to be disliked would be someone like the Knight who kills Tenna after you spend 8 hours having fun with him and directly harms the characters you are meant to care about like Toriel, Undyne and Asgore, Flowery never does anything like this to the point you don't even get a game over screen if you lose to him in his battle
>>577847289ch5? that part where alphys thinks kris and susie had sex?they're not really explicit or sexual enough for a kid to latch on to is what im saying
>>577847032i don't think they voted for asgore.i think he is the KING of all monsters.you could call that a MONARCHY.fascism requires this "us" versus "them" mentality which is the state of monsterkind ever since they were put in a fucking mountain with nowhere to go.undyne can be perfectly called fascist since she sees monsters as an unified force against the dreaded humans that have brought them suffering.pretty monarchist and fascist, if you ask me.at least i can quantify fascism unlike most people who think that having borders or rules that apply to foreigners is lirrely hidl0r.suffering makes for strange allies and stranger ideologies and it would be interesting to see a flashback of undyne growing up in a society where many people are just "missing"
>>577847407kids make sex jokes all the time, tho. Adult Swim is basically kids' channel. Adults wouldn't watch that nonsense.
Theory IDEA:Susie = THE GIRLKris = THE CAGERalsei = THE PRINCE
>>577847592ok is any kid going to get tobys tree cake joke
>>577847438*braps*
>>577847658That "joke" was hallucinated by 4chan, who's obsessed with
>>577847658A youtuber will tell them about it
>>577847658huh what, what tree cake joke did i miss something
>>577847592Adult Swim is a programming block designed for teenagers and manchildren anime fans on a kids channel (Cartoon Network)
>>577846174ralsei literally only is a push over when it comes to kris. fuck off floweryfag your glup shitto is dead and he is not returning
>>577805469GUYSDeltarune is an anagram of Undertale!!!Ralsei is an anagram of Asriel!!
>>577847407I saw it as Alphys implying they were making out>tree cake Oh so you're schizophrenic, got it.
BAUMKUCHEN
>>577847778>when it comes to krisHe's a push-over when it comes to:1) Red SOUL2) Kris3) SusieNot sure about Berdly, Noelle, Toriel, Undyne or Asgore. They basically never interacted.
Make the thread be over soon
I love Kris’s cheeks
>>577846174how can flowery be white people if hes flowers
>>577848020Me too
>>577847623Reminds me of ch 1, 2 era theories with vessel human monster noelle and lancer prince in dark
>>577847764>>577847750>>577847816its some jp twitter ntr thing because kris has a crush on susie and noellei dont speak japanese i just heard it from you guys after playing the chapter
i'm sorry anon
>>577848020I prefer her lips, IYKWIM
>>577848051same way blue is black people if he flowers
>>577848070the other cheeks
>>577848051blonde hair
>I did not care for Chapter 5.>What?>Did not care for Chapter 5.>How can you even say that dad->didn't li- didn't like it!>Peetah it's so good! It's like the perfect chapter!>Yeah this is what everyone always says, whenever they say "OOOH THAT CHAPTER-">Flowery, Aqua, I mean, >listen->you never see-- MAD MEW MEW!>I know I- fine, fine characters. Did not like the chapter.>Why not?>Did not, couldn't get into it.>Explain yourself, what didn't you like about it?>It insists upon itself Lois.>what>It insists upon itself.>What does that even mean>BECAUSE IT HAS A POINT TO MAKE ABOUT NOSTALGIA, IT'S INSISTENT!>It takes forever for something to happen, you spend like seven and a half hours --you know, I can't get through, I can't even get the Shadow Crystal. I've never even beaten Pink>YOU'VE NEVER BEATEN MADDIE?>How can you say you don't like it if you haven't even given it a chance?>I agree with Stewie. It's not really fair.>It's outrageous...>I have played it on three separate occasions, and I get to the part where Flowery rounds up all the flowers and prepares to fight you->Yeah that's a great part love that part>It inspired countless fanart->I have no idea what they're talking about. It's like they're speaking a different lang- that's where it loses me>You know what, Peter?>THEY'RE SPEAKING JAPANESE!>The language they're speaking is a language of themes; something your stimmybrain doesn't understand.>I like the weird route. That is my answer to that statement.>Exactly.>Well there you go.>Whatever.>I like that route, too.
>>577848103but he says a blue huu huu
>>577827583Welcome back, Red Joker theory.
>>577847778>ralsei literally only is a push over when it comes to the protagonist who you play as and thus most of the interactions you see with ralsei up to chapter 4 are him being a cringe pushover uwu fluffy boi loser that would get bullied in real lifeyup
>>577848051He's not white and you learn later on but to be fair, his intro cinematic is designed to make you think he's a generic, attractive anime twink
>>577848080You got the reverse. It's the prominent "main" couple being suddenly switched at the very end. In this case it's Noelle x Susie. Kris x Susie and Kris x Noelle are certainly not a "main" couple, nor it is prominent (in this timeline, anyway).
>>577848295nta but isn't krusie built up to during all the previous chapters
Flowery is yellow so he’s a honorable salaryman
>>577847225undyne IS a bigot, but just because she is, doesn't mean she is in the wrong.she has all the reasons to hate humans for what they have done to them.it would be so interesting if undyne was alive during the war, but she was a child and had to watch people she knew and loved disappear during and after the war and redirected all her grief into rage.but instead she is just "NGGHAAAA!!" and "ugh human i am le serious now" and then immediately goes "NGAAAAH!" again.i fucking hate that. shallowness.also they made the physical attractive blue thing gay, because of course toby did that.
>>577848367As a friendship
fave is diagnosed with terminal fart
>>577848080>ntreverything surround netorare is mental illness hallucinated by pornsick freaks without exception
>>577846174It ralsei becomes trans, flowery was his groomer egg cracker which makes him completely unforgivable to me
>>577848234jevil enrage phasegoodbye forever ralsei
>>577848295wdym? arent susie and noelle built up to be a thing from like ch2? (this is when i called them getting together desu)now that we know more about noelle and susie's characters i think theyre kind of awful for each other lol but idk you could probably manage to make it work if you dedicated a lotta time to working through their issues (susie will at least get this but i worry about noelle being such an npc in the NR whos only really attached to a fascimile of her dead sister that she believes will make her change)
>>577848510It ralsei becomes trans, flowery was his groomer egg cracker which makes him the most morally good and righteous character in the whole gamerepressing will make you hurt yourself and others, don't do that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_SsnRdgitAA patoo patoo A patoo patooA patoo patooIts the end of the thread fave theyre gonna bake right now and everyone ill move after this post i can feel it
ohhhhughh fave please eat the bacon egg and cheese croissant.....
>>577807146Six... six seven...
Ralsei is an imposibilityhow
>>577848643"Tree Cake" thing is about a couple being switched out at the last second. Since it's not Chapter 7 yet, it's not really relevant yet.
>>577848783he's impossibly erotic
>>577848783He is Asriel but like, not????
>>577847750>That "joke" was hallucinated by 4chan"Baumkuchen endings" are a meme in Japan that's so mainstream that there exist a vocaloid song and a Deltarune parody (made before Chapter 5 even released). Just because you personally aren't aware of something (because you aren't aware of Japanese culture to the point that Toby Fox or 4chan weebs are) doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
>>577848783He has the fattest wobblemeat of all of darkworld
>>577807993Are you a pedophile? Why are you playing Roblox?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pl1eTyX05U
i wish one day i could tell you how i feel about him, what he means to me
try my flavor babygirl
>>577848669did they have to make norm a baddie...
>>577848847Sure thing, but it's not in Deltarune, tho. 4chan is just obsessed with that stuff, and sees it everywhere
>>577848990Yes because it's a rotoscope and the person normal NPC is traced over is a chick in a bikini
>>577848784oh i didnt know that and dont speak japanese lolnoelle/susie is like way more built up than kris with either but i figured it fit with the inferno of jealousy thing you know?>>577848847is it really stealing if she mostly just shows mutual attraction to noelle and kris refuses to ever be honest with their feelings though that seems kinda dishonest and fetishy
Fave finds it really hard to motivate faveself to do much of anything when fave has absolutely nobody in fave's life. What is fave even bothering for, who is expecting anything from fave, who wants anything from fave
lalala ralsei should kiss susie lalala *frolicks around*
>>577849151fave's family?
>>577849151favegender
fave is watching speed racerwtf are they looking at
>>577849017In the world where you are Japanese, you are calling people schizos on 2chan for saying that Sneedcake is a reference to a meme from a Western basket weaving forum.
>>577848381I agree on the shallowness but fym attractiveI have nothing against the fishposter but i just cannot find undyne attractive at all, maybe shed be a cool friend but she's weirdly skinny and her hair looks kinda weirdI dont have anything against her being a lesbo except that the relationship is kinda written like shitAlthough i do like that in aborted genocide seeing undyne go undying before dying inspires alphys enough to not kill herself and lead the bare scraps left of monsterkind even if she has basically nothing to live for, nice bit of characterisation, toby in general feels like a much better writer when shit gets bad
>>577848650I liked him better when he was repressing.
>>577849151Fave should do things for faveself, doing things just to impress or gain approval from others kinda makes the shit you do pointless on the inside
i really appreciated yesterday's discussion on the future of deltarune, noelle's future involvement and the future of castle town.it actually got me really excited for the next chapter.
>>577849093Kris also shows mutual attraction to Noelle and SusieNoelle also shows mutual attraction to Kris and SusieIt's like a love triangle, except every edge of triangle are reciprocal feelings
>>577849201fave is unarguably a pronoun at this point
>>577848784It's more about an unpopular ship becoming canon in a love triangle, especially if it's the main protagonist being snubbed.
>>577849459>unpopular shipdon't tell me there's real evidence that toby is making suselle suck on purpose
>>577849352People give you shit but don't like to acknowledge you are probably one of the most consistently excited for more Deltarune of anyone around here. If I come up with new theories, you will be the first to know.
>Ralsei giant ass image>"Impossible..."
>>577849365i guess somewhat but i mean that susie/noelle is the default and most alluded to thing, like noelle obviously has the biggest crush on susie and susie reciprocates those feelings the most>>577849459but its the most popular ship everywhere but here, desu i did not realize kris was into either of them until ch5 because its that easy to not notice
>>577849365>Kris also shows mutual attraction to Noelle[CITATION NEEDED]
>>577849279>her relationship is written like shitthat's the point, kinda.toby insists on lesbo-shit and it would be half as terrible if he wrote them in such a way where you actually care for it.but instead its a b-plot that never really fits anywhere in the plot has to force it forward with nothing organic about the relationship.
>>577849652in the ch5 aborted wr they have the option to say "dont get inbetween me and noelle" to susie but refuse to say itmost of the other stuff is implied or its YOU saying it (noelle will ride the ferris wheel with ME)
>>577849365kris doesnt feel like someone whos attracted to noelle desuIts implied noelle may have tried to force them into doing something romantic but got rejectedBy ch1 i think theyre both too distant to really get together, all they have is nostalgic memories, which isnt really enoughSusie though, yeah, theres some feelings over there
>>577849658if you care about people being lesbian or gay instead of seeing all relationships as the same you're not the target audience for deltarune and that's why you whine about stupid bullshit all the time
fave could have avoided many of fave's problems if fave sooner understood that work comes before play
>>577849610i don't care if you hate me, i just like the mystery and i like to shoot the shit.it passes time and some of my theories were 100% hits.i still wonder why deltarune has so many flowey callbacks.i mean, with flowery, this should stop but the callbacks are not sold as something positive, but instead as something sinister and dark.maybe even linked to friend.
/WOKEtg/
>>577812028A fetid axe wound beneath a tiny penis
>>577849204That theme is so fun to sound out
>>577849803i agree with the noelle one sided thing kind of but kris does show attraction to her in the susie bath scene
Fave is overall happy and satisfied with faveself but would probably benefit from ADHD meds and a social skills group
>>577849812>Gatekeeping Deltoidrune only if you hecking support the prolapse brotherhood of domestic abusei wish there was a word to describe how retarded i think you are and even if you were to be right, how retarded i would believe toby to be.
>>577849801But Kris refuses to say that. and we don't know for sure if Choices are Kris's thoughts or not. There's the sans dialogue choice in the 1st chapter and the 4th chapter has the choice "I'll never play again" which makes Kris bite their hand to not say.
>>577849831Flowey Undertale is working with Gaster Deltarune to save Asriel Undertale. Asriel Deltarune either does not exist or is a fake.It is sinister because it will require creating a world sized vessel and sacrificing it in some sort of magic ritual combined with technology to achieve the goal which may be that Angel's Heaven thing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2ITIZtRayQ
>>577850052im of the opinion that theyre intrusive thoughts they have but would never act on without our input
>>577849168NTRGods isolating Kris from all possible options. No Ralsei! No Noelle! No Susie! No Pink! We need you for their date, Kris. You manwhore!
Fave wants to disappear fave doesn't want to be seen
Fave wants to slide into some fat ditties and disappear forever.
>This romance is bad, that romance is bad!Well then!! Give me an example of a good romance in a game without an explicit focus on romance. You can't now, can you?
>>577850178napstablook no...
>>577850229Jockington…
Fave wants to slide down a slick throat and disappear forever.
>>577850136i feel like Kris has a desire to change into someone completely different (some idealized, overly perfect self) sort of like Noelle desperately wants to changebut they dont want to go through with it, so it remains as an intrusive thought for us to use
>>577850287so sorry? that you?
>>577850247steins;gate
>>577850247Homestuck Vr*ska x T*vros
>>577850305same, i always thought their dark world version was that person with how theyll do a bunch of dress up stuff but have never picked out clothes irlthey really are kind of like noelle in a waythere is probably prophecy stuff there too which makes them feel suffocated like noelle does with her life
>>577850178Faves loves existing but hates being perceived!Fave is working on finding a middle ground!
>>577850136i feel like an intrusive thought is hardly proof that Kris loves Noelle. do they care for her? yes. love her? ehhhh
>>577850247>if toby fox can't do it, nobody can!!fucking LOL
>>577850129reverbed/slowed down version of "Your Best Nightmare">https://youtu.be/fMfro9XfU1w>https://youtu.be/Fhv55ss0B4Astrongly slowed down mus_f_6s_6 (justice soul segment of omega flowey)>https://youtu.be/9a-h8bddlY0Spamton shoots friendliness pellets during his NEO fight, repeats altered version of OMEGA-Flowey's victory lap.ERAM was very flowey-esque and we didn't really beat him, he just got bored and fucked off.
>>577850247justin and feena from grandia. gee kid, play toby's inspirations sometime!!
>>577850247Tidus and Yuna
>>577850247krusie would be good, but shit ain't canon.
>>577850247Ninten and Ana :D
>>577849315thats not even the same thing fave is talking about, is it? you’re assuming it’s merely about ‘impressing’ or ‘gaining approval’ but what fave seems to be describing is wanting to have genuine value to others, wanting to have a place in the world and amongst their fellow beings, wanting to matter to someone. is that really wrong for fave to desire, is it really as shallow as you imply and you must force yourself to do things to satisfy your own ego. perhaps it is all just different flavors of satisfying the ego, though. but doesn’t that, too, make it irrelevant ‘who’ fave is motivated for, in the end. why does one have to be more valid than the other. well, necessity i suppose. that seems to be why people like you say such things to fave. because it is a fact that you can more easily rely on always having yourself than always having others. thus being motivated primarily by yourself makes more logical sense. i just understand why it may be difficult for fave to accept
>>577850925are you drunk again mcharafag
until fave can draw fave is worthless garbage to everyone
>>577848264doesnt pay attention to ralsei award
>>577850967I've written a lot of drunk posts and that one seems pretty sober.
Impossible...
>>577850247Estelle and Joshua from Trails in the SkyKen and Linda from Linda Cube
>>577850967am i really so obvious lately. the answer is no though i just woke up.
>It was him after allHoly fucking kek
whErE iS THe bREad
>>577850247Carudy
breads for today have been cancelled due to The Incident
>>577851289In fave's tummy, utg is over
>>577850247ra ra raa a a roma ro mama gaga oo lalathis a bad romance
deepest fear with noelle x ralsei as a ship is that they troon ralsei so they are heckin sapphics or they draw ralsei taller and buffer than noelle (stuff that already happens with femkris inexplicably)
>>577851554>(stuff that already happens with femkris inexplicably)FemKris x Ralsei's a thing? Do you have any images of this mythical ship?
NONONONONO PLEASE THIS IS ALL I HAVE
>>577851554The last 4 pieces of ralselle art I saw on twitter were all transei believer artists
>>577851717Time for the emergency /utg/ meetup so we can act out our posts IRL.
>>577851717Alright guys any last words beflre 4chan dies?I feel like i got it all out- *bends anon over and makes out* ok now i got it all out
>>577842981Rudy just tries to ignore his problems like Noelle.
>>577851554Ralsei does seem a tiny bit taller than krisI like to imagine a shorter femkris fussing over, teasing, and protecting a really shy but tall and fluffy ralseiNoelle x Ralsei always seemed interesting to me too, although i feel like noelle could become somewhat abusive if given the chance to get away with itKris is already implied to have rejected her advances/something romantic in the past, and is assertive enough (although a bit of guilt tripping can fuck them up)Susie obviously wouldn't take any shit, although i can see her being manipulated too if noelle finds out what buttons to pressbut ultimately, noelle wouldnt risk it with either of them, but someone as subby as ralsei might make her show a more fucked up sideEither that or she behaves like a normal decent person and everything is fine and cute
less than 20 minutes until /utg/ goes down forever
>>577851554My deepest fear is that it gains any bigger traction at all. They should beat the shit out of each other not kiss. Ugh.
Remember to be nice to the new engagement chatbots they are integrating
>>577851717save all your favorite posts to stare at them in the meantime
I’ll be on the whiteboard goodbye princesses
it's going down now?
This is the last /utg/ thread.
>>577852127fuck all of you i won't miss you
>>577852127In 17 minutes
>>577850925relying on other people for your self-worth always leaves your value in the hands of people you can't control who have their own fickle whims. the only person you can truly rely on in this world is yourself, accepting this is freeing not crushing because you realize you get to make your own happiness. as someone who in the past always had to be in a relationship and felt like a failure if i wasn't, i've been a lot happier since i accepted myself and now i enjoy being single.
>>577852127DISTURBING THE PEACE
I JUST WANTED YOU TO ALL KNOWI SHARED A DILDO WITH MEWMEWMEW
This is your chance to be a big shot and make a new meme thread that everyone has to endure when coming back but you have 10 mins i would hold in the pee
>>577852150please kraut please don't see that I need your cock so bad I need to feel your warmth inside me
>>577851141You’re a loser
>>577852150Orange musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWe23jfqNZo
Where is the new bread
>>577852292why would we make a new thread right now retard the site is going away forever in 15 minutes
>>577852292undertale/deltarune will get a new board in 15 minutes don't worry bby
*BRRPRPLORLRLPRLRPSLLSSPPRRRRT*oopsies
>>577852237based mew gooner see you in the next one
Susie should eat Ralsei's cake
>>577852221
>>577852239what the fuck dude.
* It's the end.
I DIE IN ONE HOUR
>>577852205well like i concede near the end, i think that makes sense practically. it’s just really, really hard to accept. and i don’t know how you actually do that. but there must be some way. i don’t know.
https://poal.me/qbavvh
>>577852319So that we have a fresh bread when it comes back and not have retards accidentally create 10 new ones when that happens?
Don't cry because the dream is over. It was always set to end.https://d.uguu.se/sxYWDECb.webm
>they add back the IP counter so all of kraut's samefagging is exposedyour response?
>>577852021they can beat one another up while kissing
THE TRAGIC [general thread] THAT DIED AT THE [Now] OF THE STORY
see ya'll on 8moe
Susie starts calling Kris smoothskin and Noelle thinks it's a Fallout reference
>>577852471>we can still use poal’s chat to keep contact when the site goes downGUYS
>>577852542Can they add country flags to all boards too? It would answer a lot of questions really quickly.
>>577852683MOMMA
>>577852542They need to add individual IDs to /vg/ DIRELY
>>577852648I don’t remember which board the Underrune stuff is held there
>>577852542everyone will know im all the mantle posts now...
someone bake a new bread ree
Before the site dies, I just have to say:I LOVE TV! I LOVE MY HUSBAND!
>>577852991nyo~
>>577852991anon...
>>577852685>"i like gay pe-!">oh its an american or canadian.how predictable.
>>577852991nah, lets wait till maintenance ends so everyone makes one at the same time and we can have a thread war
bye guys
penis.
>>577853060just refresh catalogue before you bake
It has been an honor shitposting with you all. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXZJpNBoKfY
See you on the other side>>577853172>>577853172>>577853172
It’s been a fuarking honor…
GAAAAAAAAARGH GHGU'GGUGHGGHGHGHGHARRRRRRRRR
actually yeah what if the site did die forever through some twisted series of events than cannot be foreseen. i need to get one last comment in. the only one that matters, the one that triumphs all… the proclamation that i love chara. i love chara a lot now and forever. ok now all is right before judgement day
>>577853186get a chance!
Nah methinks i will make 3 threads with broken links
>>577853061spoilery I love youI'm sorry I never told you that...
>>577853331thank you little guy...goodbyes...
>>577852620No. They should beat each other to death normally. That is my final decree.
>>577851757grim!!!!